Zombie Bro (2016) - full transcript

This is my family.

This is my dad, Rob.
He's a cop. He s also a jerk.

This is mum, Marina. She s a
nurse, but dad says it doesn't

count because
she's not a doctor.

That s me. Francine, Frankie,
Fran, Frangipani and...

And that's Teddy.
Oh yeah, he's a zombie.

It all started one day last year

when Teddy
came home a little sick.

I don t know how or where he got
it from, but within three days

he was a full on zombie.

It s not that hard you know.



I go to school, Ma and
Pa go to work and Teddy

gets locked up in the chamber.

It s pretty sweet if you ask me.

Pass the salt?

Hmm?

What did you say?

I said salt, Frank.

Geez Rob, say please. Even the
mute kids in hospital say it.

What do you mean?
They can't say it.

They can say it.

They don't necessarily say-say
it, but they can do this.

Come
on Teddy, show Pa with me.

Good boy!

Want some salt, Teddy?



You're so cute. You trying to
scare me like that? Bop.

That's my boy.

How was school today Fran?

Yeah, good.

There's this dance coming
up that will be pretty cool.

Pretty lame.

Yeah... pretty lame, I guess.
That's all really.

How was your day Teddy?

Rargh.

Rargh. So pretty chilled, hey?

Well, today,
I arrested two guys for B & E.

Cool.

Don't talk with your mouth full.
It's disgusting.

You're so funny, Teddy.

You're so impressive, baby.

No you are.

You are.

No, you are.

You are. You are.

Teddy? You ever think Dad
doesn t like you?

Rargh.

Yeah, stupid idea. You're right.

Teddy, I really miss hanging out
with you at school, but there's

this new girl - her name is
Calissa. She's so cool.

She s got nice hair, those
dimpley-things and I think she

must play netball.
She's awesome bro.

Anyway I was thinking of asking
her to be my best friend.

What
do you think?

Rargh.

Nah. I can t ask Dad about it.

He wouldn't know
how to make friends.

Rargh.

I thought so.
I ll let you know how it goes.

Man you have to practice.

You used to be so
good at doing that.

I love you, bro.

Hey, Teddy, have you seen my
school shirt?

Rargh.

I've got it here.

What happened?

Sorry honey, I put it in with
Teddy's shirts again.

I forgot blood stains.

Yep.

Teddy stop
being such a messy eater.

Can t we get him a bib or
something?

No.

But why?

No.

Why not?

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

What did you say?

Okay, go go go. Francine, get
ready. Put your shirt on.

Get your bag.

Rob, drink that coffee.
Get your lunchbox.

And Teddy, finish that steak.

I love you.

I love you more.

No, I love you more.

I love you more than the time
you said you loved me more.

That was just then.

I know. Bye baby.

Bye.

There he goes.

So Ma, there's this new girl at
school that I really like and I

wanna ask her
to be my best friend.

What do I do?

Oh.

I m not very good at that sort
of thing, Fran. You should ask

your father. He's very outgoing.

But I am asking you.

Well then, when I was young,

it was a bit
easier to make friends.

Girls either liked you
or didn't like you.

But now with the internet...

you have to be very careful who
you hang out with Fran.

If someone doesn't like you,

they hate you, they can make
your life living hell.

People can say anything online
and it can really take its toll

on girls like you.

Sorry, I'm not very helpful.

Just be yourself
and she will adore you.

Also on a side note, you might
want to stay undercover today.

Magpies love steak juice.

Good luck.

Bye mum.

Hey Frankenstein,
nice shirt you got on.

Oh thanks.

I was joking.

Ooh.

Bet you wish you were somewhere
else right now?

Yeah, why don't you
go back to Indo-laysia?

Butch, that's racist.

So?

That's offensive to me.

Oh. Sorry Brooklyn.

That's okay man.

And that's not even a country.

What did you say?

Keep it together man.
Keep it together.

Haven't got your brother here to
protect you anymore, huh?

Yeah, where's
Teddy when you need him?

Not here.

Guess what Frankenstein?

What?

I don't like...

You!

She screams like a girl.

She is one. What's your point?

How about you both get lost or

I ll tell Ms Green
what I just saw.

They're bullies.
Don t listen to them Frankie.

Hey, I like your pink shirt.

Really?

Yeah, pink is one of my
favorite colors.

Mine too.

Something smells.

You stink!

Oh, no, it's my shirt.
Beef juice.

What?

Yeah. Ma says I've got to stay
undercover, otherwise I might

get attacked by magpies.

Cool. You wanna try?

Ugh. Ow. Ah. Ooh that tickles.
Magpies get off me.

Stupid Magpies.

That was awesome,
Frankie. Are you okay?

Come on.

Okay, so your homework for the
weekend is to write a poem on

something that
you're passionate about.

So that might be horses or
ponies or...

The Mexican Cartels smuggling

contraband across
the American border.

Only to be caught and
permanently thrown in jail.

Or dolphins or unicorns,

or the dark history of the
Belanglo State Forest.

Or whales maybe? Cows?
Cricket? Who likes cricket?

How was your day?

What the?

You're lucky I brought a towel.

We've just had
these seats cleaned.

Ma have you seen my homework?

I don't know honey. Ask Teddy.

Teddy, have you seen my
homework?

Teddy, what have you done?

That was the best
homework I've ever done!

Pa, Teddy ate my homework.

Oh good one. Like I haven t
heard that before.

Pa! Seriously, he ate it.

Frank, what have
I said about lying?

I'm not lying. It's a poem,
Pa, like the best one

I've ever written.

Oh Teddy ate your homework.

Yes!

Teddy!

Where's your proof Shakespeare?
Chamber, now.

You know the rules. This is what
happens when you lie.

Why'd you do that Teddy? Now dad
thinks I'm a liar and it was

seriously the best poem I had
ever written.

You can't repeat that kind of
genius. It was like...

Uh, I can't remember.
You ate it all.

I'm sorry, Teddy. You must have
been really hungry, huh?

Rargh.

Oh, Calissa? Well I think we are
becoming best friends.

I don't know though,

the only best friend I've ever
had is you and you're family.

But Teddy, I've never stared at
someone for so long before.

I timed it.

Forty-three seconds. Do you
think we'll be forever friends?

Rargh.

I think so too. I made her a
friendship bracelet just in

case, I'm going to give it to
her at the dance.

Rargh.

I love you too, bro.

Rargh.

Teddy you can't do that. I'm
almost eleven.

I need my privacy.

Bad boy Teddy.

Are you excited about the dance
tonight Fran?

Yeah.
Calissa's gonna look so good

Who?

My girlfriend?

You have a girlfriend. Marina,
did you know about this?

She's a girl who's a friend.

Anyway, I was hoping we could
pick her up Ma?

Who?

The girl.

Who?

My friend!

Oh, I thought she might have
been imaginary.

Oh Rob. Stop it.
Of course Francine.

I think there's
enough room in the car.

What do you mean, enough?

Well...

Teddy's going too.

He hasn't been to
a dance in so long

and he got so excited
when you mentioned it.

Yeah, he's been
bugging me all weekend.

Fudge.

No, he's going to embarrass me.

Embarrass you?

You'll be the coolest kids
there.

You guys look like idiots.

Thanks dad.

Rob, please don't say anything

when Calissa is in the car,
okay?

She still coming? Does she know
what they look like?

Behave Mr. Luca.

Okay fine.

So Calissa,
You re ten years old?

Yeah.

You look beautiful, darling.

She's ten?

I'm so proud of you both. Look
at us, just one normal family.

Let's take some photos.

Okay. Smile. Smile. Smile Teddy.
Teddy, Teddy, smile.

Smile Teddy. Teddy?

Baby, let's get out of here
before anyone

notices we know them.

Wait, wait. How about one with
just you and Calissa then, Fran?

Oh sure, Mrs. Luca.

And one more with Teddy.

Rargh.

Stop it Ma,
you're embarrassing us.

Okay then. Bye.

Imagine if Ramsay
Street looked like this?

I know.

Okay, so just don't do
anything or say anything.

The kids at
school can be monsters.

Rargh.

No, not like you bro.
Now look alive.

Sorry about my
brother Cal. He's so lame.

I think he's nice, Frankie.

I really like what you're
wearing Teddy.

You look like a big avocado.

Rargh.

You're funny.

Teddy! Go make your own friends.

Where's, where's Teddy?

I don't know. Let's find him.

Well, if it isn't Frankenstein's
brother, Teddy Bear.

Long time no see, mate.

Yeah, you look sick.

You look like
Butch's uncle at the funeral.

Brooklyn, that's insensitive.

Oh, sorry, Butch.

Your uncle was such a cool guy.

Thanks.

But he looks freaky anyway.

You know what, Teddy Bear? I
never liked your sister.

Actually. Yeah, you did.

No, I didn't.

Yeah, you did.

No, I didn't

Rargh.

Want to start it?

Keep it together man.

Listen here you weirdo.

Tell him.

I don't like...

You!

Have you seen
Frankie's brother Teddy?

Have you seen my brother?

You know, Frankenstein gave me
one of her sandwiches once.

It was peanut butter. I'm
allergic to peanut butter,

but
it didn't really matter.

But then I beat her up.

Have you seen my brother?
He smells like dead people.

What?

Dead people.

What?

Dead... oh forget it.

Okay.

Frankie I know where Teddy is!
The girls said they saw Butch

and Brooklyn take him outside.

Looks like there s no one here
to help you anymore, Teddy Bear.

Yeah, not so cool anymore, huh?

Let's see how
deadly you can get.

Rargh.

Whoa man. I actually like
Francine. She's really cool

and
she's good at art and stuff.

And I think she's the prettiest
girl in the entire school.

Rargh.

He'll be alright.

What happened to your hand?

Oh, it's nothing.

Teddy accidentally bit me
before. It's fine.

Don't worry about it.

How was the dance?

Teddy bit Calissa
and now she s all white.

Score! Go Teddy. You use tongue?

I mean, don t worry Frank, she
was white before the dance too.

I'm sorry, baby.
Did Teddy make any friends?

Don't ask me.

Teddy?

Rargh.

I m still not speaking to you.

I can t believe you did that.
She was my friend. Mine.

Rargh.

Don t even try to explain.
I hate you bro.

Teddy.

Teddy.

Go back to bed. It's bedtime.

Teddy.

Where are you going?

Ma! Ma!

Teddy's trying to eat you.

Fran, why did you wake us up?

I heard this noise and I
followed him into your room.

And then I saw him crash down
next to your toes and...

Fran. Stop yelling. You're
scaring Teddy.

You haven't run
into my room scared,

since you were a little boy.

Rob, can you get Fran out of
here?

It's alright. It's okay.

But no! But what about mum?

Pa! Pa! I swear, I followed him
into your room and then...

Shut up, Frank! I don't know
what you have against Teddy,

but
it stops now. Go to bed.

But what about Ma?

I don t care. Go to bed.

Good night Teddy.

Last night Francine, you woke us
up in the middle of the night

and scared Teddy. And
so he had to sleep with us.

Rargh.

It was very
inconsiderate of you...

Yeah, especially because it was
the weekend.

And so your father and I have
decided you will spend the

weekend in the chamber.

Like a prison cell.

Your meals will be brought in.

You're in jail now.

And if you need to go to the
bathroom, knock two times.

Not allowed to pee in there.

We would appreciate it, if this
doesn't happen again.

In you go.

I will eat you...

Ma! Pa! Help me.

Help me.

What is it?

Look, look!
On the cupboard at the back.

What is it Frank?

See.

What have you
done to my cupboard?

This is gonna take
ages to clean.

There'd better be some sauce
left over for my dinner,

you idiot.

It says, I will eat you all.

What is wrong with you Frank?
Look what you've done to the

cupboard. My cupboard.

It wasn't me. It was Teddy.

That's enough of that.
No more of this talk.

Teddy has done nothing wrong,

and he's definitely
not trying to eat us.

[LITTLE MISCHIEVOUS QUALITY[

Smarty pants.

I'm sorry Teddy.

What the? What happened to
Teddy's arm?

Rargh.

We were playing
cricket and it fell off.

Uh, stay there.

Baby, it says that there have
been multiple biting attacks by

adolescents in our area.

Reckless. I hope we
catch those meddling kids

and teach them a lesson.

You'd never do anything like
that would you, Teddy?

Rargh.

Mum, Dad, I would just like to
say that I have been doing some

research, and I have some very
worrying news to tell you.

Teddy's a zombie.

Now, I know
you don't believe me,

but I'm telling you, he was
definitely trying to eat you

when I woke you
both up the other night.

Oh, were you Teddy? You were
probably using a knife and fork

to eat our brains.

Yes, that's right, except with
his fingers and his fingernails

and his sharp chompers
biting into every...

You have the right to remain
silent.

You have the
right to remain silent.

Anything you say or do can and

will be used against
you in a court of law.

Anything you say or do can and

will be used against
you in a court of law.

You have the right to an
attorney.

You have the right to an
attorney.

Okay, we'll finish that very
special poem off tomorrow,

class.

Tomorrow morning.

Yeah.

Francine.

How are you my dear?

Good.

How's the family?

Bad.

What about you dad?
Is he alright?

Has he locked
up any crims lately?

Actually, while I've got you
here, I might ask you a couple

of questions. Do any of these
look familiar to you?

It's been a difficult time for
everyone. A lot of kids coming

down with a virus, all those
attacks going on.

Sounds suspicious to me. What do
you think, Officer Luca?

Hmm?

Now I'm no investigator, but I
have reason to believe...

that some of those attacks have
been linked to children from

this school.

Maybe you want to take me down
to the station and take a

statement.

Now I'm not gonna name names
without an attorney present.

But...

let's just say there are some
pretty rough kids in this

school.

Ever stopped a bank robbery?

Yeah.

Ever fired a gun?

Yep.

Ever been in a high speed chase?

Thank you Ms Green.
I'm so glad you brought us in.

We will definitely
speak to Francine at home.

That's my pleasure.

Really. Anything I can do to
keep justice in this town.

Justice!
(mock gun sounds)

Don't worry.
I've got a permit for these.

Alright.

Okay.

Hey Fran, we should talk. We
haven't DnM'd in ages.

Hey Frangipani.
It's me, your mum.

Mum, I don t feel good. First of
all, Teddy is trying to eat you.

And Calissa, she's been
different. You know,

since the dance.

And worst of all,
I think Dad hates me.

Oh darling. That s not true.
Your father loves you very much.

And Teddy? Well he can act a bit
strange sometimes, but it's just

a phase he's going through.

It's those terrible teens. Did
you and Calissa have a fight?

No. Calissa got bitten by Teddy
and now she's a zombie.

Fran, chin up. Don t you worry
about her.

She will realize what a huge
mistake she's made and come

crawling back to you.

Literally crawling.

What's up Frank?

Nothing.

Okay then.

So, how's your girlfriend?

She's not my girlfriend.

Aw, did you guys break up?

No, Calissa's a zombie.

I think she was a bit too tall
for you anyway. Cheer up.

She's my BFFL, dad.

What does that mean?

Best friends for life.

Just forget her, Frank.
Trust me,

a frenemy is
no friend indeed.

Aw, what now?

He did it! He did it!

What s wrong, honey?
What happened?

Teddy ate my bunny, Booboo. I
went upstairs and I found little

tiny bones under my pillow.

Oh Fran, I'm so sorry. We'll go
get you another one on the

weekend alright?

Another one? It's his fault!
This is all Teddy's fault!

You can't blame him. He only
gets like beef, chicken...

Human brain.

What did you say, miss?

I said human brain.

How dare you speak about your
brother like that.

He's not my brother anymore.
He's a murderer.

That's enough Frank.

He attacked people at the dance.
He had blood all over his face

from tearing their limbs apart.

I said that's enough missy!

Then he stole my best friend.
And when she trusted him,

he
took a chunk out of her hand.

Say sorry to your brother right
now, or else!

He ate the only thing I love,
and now you're next!

Well let's hope he
does us all a favor

and gets rid of you first.

Then finally, I won't
have to listen to all of

your stupid lies!

Rob! Fran! Everyone calm down!

Fran, why don t you go find a
good place to bury Booboo

darling. I'll talk to Teddy.

Robert Luca, you should be
ashamed of yourself.

So that wasn't cool, Teddy.

Your father's right. You can't
go around eating other people's

things. What you
need to do is apologize.

Rargh?

Oh I'm sick of you two ganging
up on Frank. She is such a sweet

girl and you are
always so mean to her.

This weekend Rob, you're going
to spend some quality time with

your daughter
and get to know her.

And Teddy, you're going to clean
the house with me.

Rargh.

So unfair. I want to clean the
house with Teddy.

He was a beautiful bunny.

It was a she.

Oh well, there you go.

Hey Fran, I know you've been
upset lately because Calissa

backstabbed you,

She didn't backstab me.

But Pa has agreed to take you
out to a movie this weekend to

get your spirits up.

No.

Yes. He really loves you
Francine and he wants to hang

out. Just like we all used to.

I'll tell him you can't wait.

So...

You go.

No you.

No, you first man.

Go ahead Pa.

I should anyway, I'm the oldest.
What do you want to do tonight?

I don't know.
What do you want to do?

I don't know.
Want to go to the movies?

Yeah. What should we see?

I don't know. What's good?

Anything. You choose.

Good idea, I'm the oldest.

So... you like blowguns?

What?

Blowguns?

What is that?

You know the pipe that you blow
and then poisonous darts shoot

out.

Oh... I don't know.

They're really coo, l
but deadly dangerous.

Cool! I like drawing.

Drawing's lame.

No it's not.

Since when?

Since always.
Mum said it's great.

Well Mum says that about
everything. Drawing is lame.

So I think we spent
enough time together.

Mum will be happy, aye?

Yeah sure.

Okay when I say laugh,
you need to laugh, alright.

Why?

To prove we had
a successful night.

Ready? Now.

Where is everyone? Marina?
Teddy?

Something feels wrong, Pa.

Nah. Don't worry about it.
They're probably just asleep.

It's only eight o'clock.

Oh hey baby. I missed you too.

I didn't think we
were gone for that long.

We had a fantastic time, we
saw... what was it?

My mum's a zombie.

You sure?

Anyway, we went to dinner
afterwards and now we're the

best of friends and I think
we're gonna keep her. See?

Now, where's my newspaper?

I see what you've done.
But you won't get me or Pa.

It's over red-rover.

Rargh.

Rargh.

Rargh.

I hate you bro.

Let go Teddy.
Let go of my hand. Let go!

Oh thanks.

Rargh.

Good morning Frank.

You're alive?

More than ever.

Ma, are you feeling alright?

Of course darling. Sit down,
have some breakfast.

What's this?

It's salmon on toast, miss.

Your mum's gone through a lot of
effort to make that.

Because we
had fun last night.

Look, Teddy's enjoying his.

Pa, can I talk to you for a
minute?

You're kidding, right?

What? Didn't we spend enough
time together last night?

I've got this weird feeling.

Well, I think you
should talk to your mother

about things like that.

I think Ma got bit last night.

What are you talking about
Frank?

Raw fish. Since when
has Ma ever given us raw fish?

Well maybe she's trying
something different.

I mean, she knows I don't like
seafood, but sometimes women get

an urge to eat weird food.

When she was pregnant with you,
all she wanted to eat was

rockmelon.

I hate rockmelon.

But Pa. This time I know it for
sure. Soon enough they are going

to bite us and
we'll be one of them.

You know, you're weird, Frank.
You're making stuff up.

Now
hurry up and get inside.

But Pa!

So then the superhero girl comes
in and she saves the day,

right Frank?

Anyway thanks for dropping me
off baby. I love you.

See you later tonight.

I scared you.

So...

You're next.

What?

To be dropped off.

Then...

I'm going to eat you.

Hi guys, wow, red
looks great on both of you.

Hey, what's white,
black and read all over?

Close. Newspaper.
Or zombie, I guess.

I honestly don't think I'll be
that nice. I only eat greens.

Like broccoli, peas, celery,
apples... oh no that's a fruit.

Rargh.

Rargh.

Teddy, what's this?

You want it,
yeah? Go get it!

Psst.

Psst, Pa.

Psst, Pa.

What? Why
you being so secretive.

Shh. Come here.

But I'm hungry.

Hurry.

Babe I'm home. Francine wants to
tell me something secretive in

her room. Be there in a second.

What is it Frank?

Something's not right Pa.

Oh, not this again.

I've been thinking about it all
day. Ma wouldn't have locked up

Teddy the night
we went out to the movies.

They were
cleaning the house, remember?

So he would have
bitten her then.

What's your point Frank?

I'm just saying, Pa,
she'll be a zombie in no time.

It'll be us
against them.

I'm hungry. Save this rubbish
for story time at school, okay.

We don't have story time.
I'm in year five.

I'm in year five and my name is
Frank and I think my family are

zombies and
they're gonna eat me.

Stop it.

And my dad is an idiot because
he won't believe me and now his

wife and his son
are gonna bite his head off.

They are.
I'm trying to save you.

If only, if only
my dad would believe me.

And then I would save his life
and he would be forever

grateful.

I'm so alone. I'm a lone Frank
Frank Frank Frankie-furt.

Are we done?

Baby, what
are we eating tonight?

Chicken. Teddy
helped me prepare it.

Well done Teddy. Maybe you could
be the next Iron Chef.

Let's tuck in.

Well, I'm no chef, but I feel
like you've forgotten to do

something Teddy. I think
you forgot to kill it first.

Am I right? Baby? Baby?

Is it safe? Can you eat a live

chicken?
Don't you get salmonella?

I told you! They are both
zombies now. We gotta let them

go. We're next Pa.

But maybe it s okay right?

I knew it. Teddy's the worst!

I eat raw vegetables, I eat raw
fruit. Maybe chicken's alright.

Pa, they're zombies. Forget
them. We have to save ourselves.

That makes a lot of sense. Like
last night, she was scratching

and nibbling and...

What?

Never mind.

We have to look after ourselves
Pa, otherwise they'll get us.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What?

Go into the kitchen.

You were supposed to go first.

So I managed to get all the food
that could fit in my hands.

Should last us a few days.
What about you?

Well I got some handy tools.
Some nails, a hammer

and some gaffer tape.

That's it?

What else was I supposed to get?

I don't know. You're the cop.

Whatever, as if you know
everything. Getting food.

How is
that supposed to protect us?

Well, we won't starve, will we?

Well judging by your selection,
I might have to.

I got all this life-saving
equipment to protect us from our

loved ones barging in and
busting down that door.

All done. Lock and load.

Oh la-dee-da.

Well done. Just to be safe.

Thanks dad.

Hey, Dad?

Yeah?

Thanks for
believing in me today.

I never thought Teddy would bite
Ma and Ma would become a zombie

and they'd both
try to bite us next.

But I'm glad I get to keep butts
with you. I mean, you're a

policeman,
you kick butt all the time.

We'll work something out.

Good night.

Good night Frangipani.

Have they gotten through?

What? No. No
one gets through gaffer tape.

I've got a plan.

Frank today I'm
gonna show you how to fight.

What? I can't fight.

Don't be a loser.
I'm gonna teach you.

Come on, how else are we gonna
beat these things?

Fine.

Whoa. What are they?

Blowguns.

They are so cool.

They are friggin cool.
This one is from an ancient

Mayan culture.

And this one comes
from the Ming Dynasty in China.

And this one? Was my
great-great-great-grandfather's.

Let's go.

Know how to shoot it?

No.

Know how to load the shaft?

No.

Know what a dart looks like?

No.

Why are you so lame?

Actually, yeah,
I do know that one.

Well, then let's get started.

I can't do it.
I'm just not good enough.

You're just not trying.

I am trying.

Well, then work harder.
And stop being a quitter.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm not Teddy.

What is that supposed to mean?

I know you hate me Pa.

What Frank?

Teddy has always
been your favorite even

when he was a zombie.

I'm just the loser,
the idiot, the quitter.

That's enough.

When your brother came home sick that
day, I didn't know what it...

I didn't know what to do.
He'd changed.

He said when he grew up he had
wanted to be like me, that he

wanted to be a cop.

And now I've lost that.

Look, that's something that I've
been trying to find, that bond.

But I haven't lost you yet.

Then why do you
bully me all the time?

What do you mean?

You call me names
and lock me up in the chamber.

If I knew that hurt you,
I would have stopped.

I know I can be
harsh with you sometimes.

But there's no one else I would
rather be with than you,

if we're about to face a family
zombie attack.

So let's try that shot again.

It's Calissa. I think she wants
to speak to you.

What will I say?

Maybe you should say... Rargh.

No Pa, I'm serious.

Oh okay. Okay.

If you go out there, then maybe
you can sort it out.

If she's really your BFFL, then
this is your chance to make up.

This is your chance to build a
bridge and create a relationship

that will last forever.

You're right.

Take this.

No, she'll never hurt me.

Well then, take the gaff.

Bye.

You're here.

Rargh.

Listen Cal, I never got to say
thank you for sticking up for me

the other day.

Rargh.

Wait! How can this work? You're
a zombie now. How will I know

it's me you really want rather
than brains and flesh?

How can I sleepover at night
knowing you're awake, planning

my death?

What if I don't like raw meat?
And I just want a traditional

mud cake for our
joint birthday party?

I don't want two cakes. I want
one cake, Cal, shared.

Rargh.

But you're dead Calissa. There's
no way for us. A zombie and

human, that's unheard of.

Everywhere we go people will
judge us for being together, for

holding hands in public, for
caring for one another.

Rargh. Rargh rargh rargh. Rargh
rargh rargh. Rargh.

Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rargh.

No Calissa, no biting.

Rargh. Rargh rargh rargh. Rargh.

You're so right. Hey, I've never
asked someone this before, but

will you be my best friend?

Rargh.

Oh man. Not you guys again.

You know what? I'm sick of this.

All my life I've been treated
badly. I've been called names

by my Pa, beaten up by you guys
and my Ma and Bro have tried to

eat me. But today it ends. The
only person fighting my battles

is me.

Now please, stop bullying
me. It makes me feel sad and

anxious. And it
sometimes gives me a rash.

And I feel you have some issues
that you might want to talk to

the school nurse about.

Oi Frank! You're surrounded.
Get out of there!

Grab on to the gaff.

Best friends for life!

Rargh.

Hey listen, I'm going to go and
get us some help.

What? You can't leave me.

It's okay. You stay here.

I'm the man of the house and
I'll protect us. I'll go down to

the station
and call for more backup.

But there's
zombies out there Dad.

Don't worry about them. I'm
awesome. If they come up to me,

I'll punch them in the face.

Or you can get in with your
perfect shot Frank.

Okay.

But come home soon.

It's alright. Look at me,
I'm unstoppable.

See you soon Dad.

Marina. Baby,
you look so...

So sexy.

That was super quick Pa.
You really are a superhero!

Did you
see any zombies?

Yeah. yeah. And I had to fight
them all off. All good though.

You're the best dad.

Hey Frank.
I've got to be honest.

Something
happened out there.

I miss you so so much. I love
you baby.

Rargh.

Oh Pa, how could you?
That's gross.

Yeah, well, sometimes a woman
can be irresistible.

But Pa, she's a deadbeat.

Don't say that
about your mother.

Anyway, I got bitten.

What? Where?

Where you can't see it.

She bit my lip.

So I think it'd be like two
days, maybe three,

before I become full zombie,
depending on how

deep the bite was.

So, I think
it's best if I just leave.

But Dad you can't go.

Come on.
Don't make this any harder.

Listen, I just want
to say I'm proud.

You're both sensitive and tough,
and the way you handled those

bullies out there.
That was mad, Frank.

And you're a
natural with a blowgun

and you follow your gut
and if you wanted, you

would be the best police officer
this world has ever seen.

I love you Frangipani.

I love you too Dad.

Time for a new piece of gaff.

Ah my arm.
Oh baby my neck. No don't.

Dad.

Argh., Ow, Oh, please.

Dad.

I have to do a marathon
tomorrow. If you can just only

take chunks that aren't
compatible with breathing.

Dad?

What now?

You're alive? Yes!

Geez that sucks. It really
hurts. I think they just wanted

to infect me some more.

You're gonna
hate it when we get you.

No more Zombie Ma.

No more Zombie Pa!

And no more Zombie Bro!

It's Clacilla, Clarissa...
what's her name?

Okay, okay....

Teddy eat that fish... steak.

I've got a plan.

Great work today Frank.

Thanks Pa. Geez, you bad father.
You're always so bad.

I love you honey bunny.

Cheeky little ears. I'll put you
in a dress. Hmm.

Let's tuck in.

You're back son. You're back.

And cut.

Cut.

Was that a wrap.