Z-O-M-B-I-E-S (2018) - full transcript

Students from Zombietown are transferred to a high school in a suburban town preoccupied with uniformity, traditions and pep rallies.

Welcome to Seabrook.

We're a perfectly

planned community.

[lawn motor]

We all have perfect homes.

Perfect clothes.

The perfect life.

Yep, everything is perfect.

[children laughing]

Until it wasn't.

Who would have thought

that an accident

involving lime soda would

set off the apocalypse?

[explosion]

And when the contaminated

green haze blew west

people were not happy.

Because it turned them into...

[growling]

Zombies.

[screaming]

That's right. Zombies!

[news anchor]

There is bedlam in Seabrook,

monsters are attacking!

[screaming]

Brain-eating...

[growling]

Zombies.

Dark and gory times.

But we built a big barrier

to protect us

from the zombie hordes.

Safe at last, Seabrook

could finally

get back to our perfect lives.

Well, a lot has changed

since they built the barrier

50 years ago.

Science found a much better way

to deal with zombies.

And you know what happened

to those

old brain-eating monsters?

Well, they still have to live

on their side of the barrier,

but now they're awesome.

I'm Zed.

And yeah, I'm a zombie.

Zombies have to wear

government-issued coveralls.

But we make 'em

look pretty cool.

And we have a curfew.

And for a long time we were

forced to stay in Zombietown.

But we've come a long way

since the outbreak

thanks to the z-band.

This puppy delivers a dose of

soothing electromagnetic pulses

that keep us

from eating brains.

Now zombies can live happy

lives and have handsome,

yet humble, kids.

So things are changing.

Today's the first day we can

attend human high school,

and I get to try out

for the football team.

Go Seabrook!

Oh yeah!

[grunting]

Give me an "F",

give me an "I",

give me an "R-S-T".

It's the first day of freshman

year for me, me, me!

[giggles]

Oh, hi.

I'm Addison and I have crushed

cheer summer

after cheer summer

of cheer camp.

But today's my shot at making

the Seabrook cheer squad.

You make cheer

and you fit in.

And why wouldn't I fit in?

I'm a totally normal teen.

Well, except for this.

Born with it.

Doctors can't explain it.

They think it's some

rare genetic thing.

I can't dye it, nothing sticks.

I've tried everything.

In some places this hair

might be odd

in, like, a cool way,

but not at Seabrook.

People here hate anything

that's different.

If anyone outside my family

found out I wore a wig,

I would never be allowed

to cheer.

So I've worn a wig for

as long as I can remember.

[chatting]

That's my little sister,

Zoey.

She really wants a dog

but zombies aren't allowed

to have pets.

Some people still think

we'll eat them.

[barking]

Come, Zed, come.

[panting]

[barking]

Good boy.

Hey, son, try this.

Brains in a can.

It's made out of cauliflower.

And some for you,

my little zombie angel.

It tastes like gym sneakers,

dad.

I know. How great is that?

Listen, Zed.

I'm not so sure about

this whole football thing,

you know?

It might be too much.

I mean, you're a great kid,

it's just...

you haven't spent a whole lot

of time around humans

and humans don't really

like zombies.

That's just 'cause they

haven't met me yet.

[laughs]

[woof]

Cheer tryouts today!

Cheer tryouts today!

I am way fired up.

Addison, you know that

Seabrook's won

every cheer championship

since... forever.

[whispers] Forever.

But now the city council's

having our zombies

in our schools we need

cheer more than ever.

As mayor, I beseech you.

You make that team and win

that cheer championship.

Beseech me?

Really, mom?

I get- that was um...

Yeah, Missy,

that was a bit much.

A bit much, I failed at that.

Nothing's gonna stop you,

Addison.

As long as you keep

that wig on.

Oh yes, of course.

As long as you keep

that wig on.

Honey?

It's on. It's time.

Oh.

Ready?

(All): Go team!

Woo!

(All): Hi!

Hi Zed.

What's up?

Football.

Hi.

♪ I'm fired up, ♪

♪ Tryouts today, ♪

♪ I'm gonna blow 'em away, ♪

♪ Yeah, ♪

♪ Dad says I can't

go wrong, ♪

♪ No, ♪

♪ As long as I keep this on, ♪

♪ So, Seabrook's been

the best, like, forever, ♪

♪ Mom's counting on me,

no pressure, ♪

♪ Cheer's in the family genes, ♪

♪ Come on, let's do

this thing, ♪

♪ What up, everybody, ♪

♪ Let me set the scene, ♪

♪ Fresh new start

for your boy Young Z, ♪

♪ You saw pops,

For a dad he's cool, ♪

♪ He's just a little stressed

about my first day of school, ♪

♪ He'll say be careful,

those humans can be mean, ♪

♪ But I'm still going out

for the football team, ♪

♪ This might look rough

but it's home sweet home, ♪

♪ Just a little bit of dust

and a little bit of mould, ♪

♪ But it ain't so bad on

this side of the tracks, ♪

♪ We make it work with a little

bit of, uh, swag, ♪

♪ Oh this side we can

all keep winning, ♪

♪ If we just try to fit in, ♪

♪ Watch it come together, ♪

♪ Be the best one ever, ♪

♪ Because it's my time, ♪

♪ This is gonna be my year, ♪

♪ Been waiting

for this moment, ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I'm gonna own it, ♪

♪ You can watch me shine, ♪

♪ This is gonna be my year, ♪

♪ My year, my year, ♪

♪ my my my year, ♪

♪ My year, My year, ♪

♪ My year, My year, ♪

♪ This is gonna be my year, ♪

♪ Now let me introduce

you to my friend Eliza, ♪

♪ We'll never be accepted,

Zombies need to rise up, ♪

♪ Fight the good fight,

Stand for what's right, ♪

♪ We get the worst jobs

and a curfew at night, ♪

♪ They make us wear

these uniforms ♪

♪ that all look the same, ♪

♪ Why is it just us being

treated this way? ♪

♪ I say we stick it

to their institution, ♪

♪ You want justice? ♪

♪ We need a revolution, ♪

♪ Yeah,

you got a point, ♪

♪ But today's an improvement, ♪

♪ 'Cause baby steps is

still movement, ♪

♪ Ay, Bonzo, ♪

♪ come and spit a verse,

Zig-zag quig quad, ♪

♪ Ziggy gag za, Ziggity za yo,

Zag, ziggy ga-zong, ♪

♪ He just dropped

that in zombie, ♪

♪ Yeah, all he said

is he's hungry, ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go, go, ♪

♪ go, go, go, go, ♪

♪ My cuz, ♪

♪ Bucky's the man, ♪

♪ Look at how perfect

he lands, ♪

♪ Our very own cheer

rock star, ♪

♪ No more autographs

please, stay where you are, ♪

♪ Another year

and I only get better, ♪

♪ Another cheer

another varsity letter, ♪

♪ This year we just

can't lose, ♪

♪ Well, I'm gonna win,

y'all can come, too, ♪

♪ My year, my year, my year, ♪

♪ my year, my year, my year, ♪

♪ Watch it come together, ♪

♪ Be the best one ever, ♪

♪ Because it's my time, ♪

♪ This is gonna be my year, ♪

♪ Been waiting

for this moment, ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I'm gonna own it, ♪

♪ You can watch me shine, ♪

♪ This is gonna be my year, ♪

♪ My year, my year,

my my my year, ♪

[bell rings]

♪ My year, my year, ♪

♪ This is gonna be my year, ♪

Yeah, yeah.

[screams]

Do we need to take

a trip downtown?

No, officer.

We're all good.

[speaking zombie]

No, hey.

She does not want a hug.

Can't let those monsters

change this town, cuz.

Ew.

They're just going

to school like us.

Like us?

People love me, ok?

I got jazz hands.

Those freaks are

nothing like us.

They tried to eat

our grandfather.

It was just a small bite.

Cheer tryouts today

after school, everybody.

Let's go, Mighty Shrimp!

[squeals]

Go, bottom feeders!

Wait, you know,

'cause Shrimp.

They eat the- the waste of

the ocean at the bottom?

No?

Woo! Go Seabrook!

Hi, I'm Bree and I've always

dreamed of being

on the cheer squad because

I really want to be a flyer...

tossed high in the sky.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Addison.

I love cheer, too.

Did you know the creator

of the wave

[together] went to Seabrook?

Yes!

That is so amazing!

I can't wait to try out

for the cheer squad!

Ok, let's go.

Come on, you guys,

we're in a real school.

No more classes

in a dingy basement.

[speaking zombie]

You were saying?

I'm Principal Lee.

We are thrilled to be forced

to have...

[squeals]

you here.

Do not leave the basement.

Have a great year.

Principal Lee?

Ok.

I was just wondering...

how do I try out

for the football team?

And the computer coding club?

[speaking zombie]

Right. Music class.

Bonzo's an artist.

He's classically trained.

[plays tuba]

[singing]

♪ Ahh, ahh, ahhhhhh ♪

Oh, yeah,

ok, zip it.

Let me ask you this.

Do any of these include

leaving the basement?

Well...

yeah. I guess.

Then I guess you don't.

So no tryouts for you.

I'm sorry. I don't mean it.

Have a great day.

That's just an expression.

Excuse me.

Ok, let's do some grammar

or something.

This is supposed

to be chemistry.

Look, 45 minutes ago I was a

janitor, kid, so bear with me.

What am I doing?

I'm on my way to

football tryouts.

Woah.

Yeah, I know it's

a high-risk move,

but I got smarts

and stealth on my side.

[clank]

[groans]

Arg!

Rogue zombie!

[screams]

Wait, what?

[alarm sounding]

Wait...

[kids screaming]

It's going to be fine,

you don't have to...

worry about it.

There! Zombie!

[kids screaming]

Stay calm!

Everything's ok!

There's no fire!

Fire?

Bonzo, there's no fire!

There's no fire!

Look, we've come way too far

to still be afraid of... fire.

Fire!

Bonzo!

Ok, everybody,

against the wall!

Let's go!

These drills are offensive

and driven by zombie phobia.

No talking.

Against the wall!

Fire!

[screaming]

Ok, I know this

is scary, Bree,

but there's a zombie

safe room right there.

It's gonna be ok.

[screams]

[automated voice]

Zombie safe room secure.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Why, hello.

Don't get any ideas, buster.

The only thing more deadly than

my high kick is my low kick.

I'm sorry.

This just isn't how I was

expecting my first day

at a new school to go.

You weren't expecting to be

trapped in a zombie safe room?

Oh, no, that I expected.

That happens to me

all the time.

It's sorta my thing.

[laughs]

So I'm not gonna

get low kicked?

You're safe, for now.

Good.

[laughs]

'Cause today's a big day.

I'm trying out for

the football team.

Well, we're both

having big days.

I'm trying out for

the cheer squad.

That's a tough gig to get.

Yeah, but I love it.

My parents have had me in

cheer camp since forever.

My dad doesn't even think

I'm gonna make the team.

What?

No, sure you will.

You just need someone

to cheer for you.

And soon, fingers crossed,

it'll be, like, my job.

So...

I'm Zed. What's your name?

Addison. Nice to meet you.

[automated voice]

All clear.

[screams]

Zombie!

[slap]

[groans]

Wha- Zed,

I'm so sorry.

My parents have always taught

me that zombies

are disgusting

dead-eyed freaks but...

you're not hideous at all.

Thanks. I'll take it.

My parents have always hated

zombies since one bit

my grandpa's ear off.

But now we'll just talk

your ear off.

There you are!

Ew!

Nasty!

Zombie germs.

If you ever touch my cousin

again it won't be pretty.

Which, as you can see,

is off-brand for me.

To the cheer tryouts.

Seabrook awaits.

[snap]

Progress.

We're making progress.

Ok, welcome to

football tryouts.

As you know, this town

is a cheerleading town

'cause this town likes to win.

And our football team

is awful,

so we are not going

to win this year,

and I'm probably gonna lose

my job.

Good news for you, though.

Y'all made the team, whoopie.

Yes! I made it!

Except for the zombie.

What?

Principal Lee said you guys

shouldn't even leave

the basement.

She didn't tell you?

No.

Mmm-mmm.

Don't think so.

I think I would have

remembered that.

Come on, just let me be

on the team.

Can't have a zombie

on the field,

we'd look like a laughing stock.

Besides, I'm no trailblazer.

You know, I'm more

of a follower.

Actually, I'm not even really

good at that, so...

[bell ringing]

Football is stupid, anyway.

Wow, thanks for the pep talk.

[speaking zombie]

[laughing]

Ha!

Very funny.

You know, I think that

cheerleader likes me.

The one that punched you?

In the face?

Yeah, yeah.

I think there's something there,

you know?

Look.

Humans are bad, but cheerleaders

are monsters.

Things need to change.

[blows whistle]

Ok, let's go!

Line up.

Welcome to cheerleading tryouts.

It's nice to see so many...

wannabes.

I mean, we'd wanna be us too

if we weren't already

on the cheer squad.

[laughing]

You need to bring it, ok?

Like my assistant captains.

First up we have Stacey.

[applause]

Lacey.

And Tracey.

The Aceys.

[cheering]

Today's tryouts

are going to be easy.

The hardest thing you'll have

to do is a back handspring,

funky chicken,

round-off match table split

with a robot down

powering finish.

Afraid?

Yes, Addison?

Captain Bucky, was that

funky chicken cajun

or shake-n-bake?

Well, I've never heard of cajun,

so spice it up.

We got this.

The Mighty Shrimp

don't think small.

Cheer until it hurts.

[claps]

♪ Listen up,

It's not so tough, ♪

♪ I'll tell ya how

it's done, ♪

♪ There's really nothing

better than ♪

♪ to hear you're

number one, ♪

♪ And I know how

to get it, ♪

♪ Crowd right up

and on their feet, ♪

♪ So if you want them

in it ♪

♪ I'll show you

how to get it, ♪

♪ Ain't no mountain

we can't climb, ♪

♪ Nothing keeps us down, ♪

♪ Got that fire in our soul,

Never count us out, ♪

♪ We got one thing

on our minds, ♪

♪ Call it victory, ♪

♪ That is where we're headed, ♪

♪ And we know how to get it, ♪

♪ We were made for this, ♪

♪ There's nothing we can't do, ♪

♪ We came to play, ♪

♪ We're here to stay ♪

♪ And win the day ♪

♪ Cause... ♪

♪ We were made for this, ♪

♪ Didn't come here to lose, ♪

♪ We came to play, ♪

♪ We're here to stay, ♪

♪ What's left to say ♪

♪ When we know nothing's

gonna get in our way, ♪

♪ No, So get up

out of our way, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna get

in our way, ♪

♪ No, ♪

♪ So get up out of our way, ♪

♪ We're fired up,

We're fired up, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ Been waiting for

this day to come ♪

♪ and it was all so clear, ♪

♪ Since I was a little girl

I saw me standing here, ♪

♪ All the times they told

me walk away ♪

♪ I said forget it, ♪

♪ I knew where I was headed, ♪

♪ And I was gonna get it, ♪

♪ Ain't no mountain

we can't climb, ♪

♪ Nothing keeps us down, ♪

♪ Got that fire

in our soul, ♪

♪ Never count us out, ♪

♪ We got one thing

on our minds, ♪

♪ Call it victory, ♪

♪ Yeah, that's where

we're headed, ♪

♪ And we know how to get it, ♪

♪ We were made for this, ♪

♪ There's nothing

we can't do, ♪

♪ We're here to stay, ♪

♪ And win the day ♪

♪ 'Cause. ♪

♪ We were made for this, ♪

♪ Didn't come here to lose, ♪

♪ We came to play, ♪

♪ We're here to stay, ♪

♪ What's left to say ♪

♪ When we know ♪

♪ nothing's gonna

get in our way, ♪

♪ No, ♪

♪ Come on, let

me hear you say, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ You're fired up, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna get

in our way, ♪

♪ No, ♪

♪ Come on, let

me hear you say, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ You're fired up, ♪

We're fired up,

You guys got moves.

But can you win over

a crowd?

Get them to worship you.

Like they worship me!

[cheers]

Addy!

Who am I fooling?

Bucky's never gonna let me

on the team.

He'll clip my wings.

I'm never gonna fly.

[sobbing]

You don't have what it takes.

You will never be a shrimp.

[cheering]

Welcome to the

Mighty Shrimp.

♪ We are the Mighty Shrimp, ♪

♪ It's time to show you now, ♪

♪ We got the stuff

to light you up ♪

♪ It's getting hotter now, ♪

♪ We're getting hotter now, ♪

♪ It's getting hotter now, ♪

♪ We were made for this, ♪

♪ There's nothing we can't do, ♪

♪ We came to play ♪

♪ We're here to stay, ♪

♪ And win the day, ♪

♪ Cause ♪

♪ We were made for this, ♪

♪ Didn't come here to lose, ♪

♪ We came to play,

We're here to stay, ♪

♪ What's left to say ♪

♪ When we know ♪

♪ nothing's gonna get

in our way, ♪

♪ No, ♪

♪ Come on, let me

hear you say, ♪

♪ We're fired up,

You're fired up, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna

get in our way, ♪

♪ Come on, let me hear

you say, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ You're fired up, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ Fired up ♪

♪ Fired up ♪

[cheering]

Welcome to the Mighty Shrimp.

Wear our colours with pride.

Thank you!

Thank you so much!

Let's go girl!

Let's go Addison!

Hey, cuz.

Bree over there has great moves

and serious pep.

Seabrook is all about precision.

Perfection.

She can't hide under a wig

like some people.

Pretty please?

[sighs]

Bree!

You have some real...

potential.

You made the squad.

As a stand-in.

So I'm on the team?

I'm in!

I'm on the team.

I made it!

People love cheer.

That's what makes me

so important

and I hate to see that change.

Change is upon us now that

zombies have entered our school.

Cheer is being threatened.

C-H-E-E- are you ready

to protect it?

Let the cheer initiation begin!

Wow.

Zombietown.

Zoey!

Dinner!

Wow.

Every year, for cheer

initiation,

we like to remind zombies

that we don't accept freaks

in this town.

Egg that zombie house and you're

both officially one of us.

Oh.

What?

No. We can't do that.

You look lost.

[screams]

Everything ok out here?

Zed?

Anybody there?

Uh, no.

Nobody.

Come on back inside, then.

Are zombies always

this harassed?

I had no idea life was

like this for them.

Come on.

[announcement] Cheer season

is here cheer followers.

So let's rally our cheerleaders

at the pep rally today.

Hey! Hey!

Hey, what's up, cuz?

Zombies are students

at Seabrook too, Bucky.

Picking on them isn't right.

Zombies distract people

from what's really important.

Like cheer, us... me.

But we can't go around

tormenting them.

It's best if you don't

question things.

Pep rally today, cuz.

You're gonna rock it.

Yeah, Bonzo.

In addition to getting rejected

from football,

I met a cheerleader and I

thought she was cool, you know?

I thought she was different.

I thought she was the one.

But I was wrong.

Cheerleaders are all terrible.

Hey, wha- there's no human

students in the basement.

Uh, someone yakked

in the cafeteria.

Oh, right.

Still the janitor.

Wow. This is... awful.

Yeah, we would have cleaned

but the teacher is territorial

about his mop.

Sorry.

It's fine.

Addison, what're you

doing here?

Apologizing.

My cousin, he's a jerk

about zombies

and last night

was cheer initiation.

Not that that's a good excuse.

I'm so sorry.

Well, what if Bucky

sees us talking?

We'll make sure he doesn't.

Uh, see you at the pep rally

this afternoon?

Zombies don't do pep rallies.

We'll think about it.

Ok, can we, like, crack

a window open here?

It stinks of human.

[sniff]

Of course Zed's not coming.

I mean, zombies at a pep rally

would be serious drama.

There's zombies

at the pep rally!

They wouldn't dare.

Stacey, Lacey, Tracey,

bust out the spirit sticks.

I can't believe you dragged us

out here

to see Cheery McCheerstein.

I'm gonna be sick.

Do I look green?

Greener than usual?

[music begins]

[cheering]

Bucky! Bucky! Bucky!

Bucky! Bucky! Bucky!

[cheering]

Welcome to the Seabrook High

cheer rally!

[cheering]

It is gonna be a great year.

We are gonna win the state

cheer championship again.

[cheering]

[cheering in zombie]

Come on, Eliza, ease up.

Cheer is contagious.

So is pink eye.

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go Seabrook!

Go Mighty Shrimp!

Go Seabrook!

[cheering]

Go Mighty Shrimp!

Go Seabrook!

Go Mighty Shrimp!

Go Seabrook!

Go Mighty Shrimp!

Go Seabrook!

Get the spirit sticks!

Go Seabrook!

Go Mighty Shrimp!

Go Seabrook!

Go Mighty Shrimp!

[cheering]

Let's turn up the heat!

Let everyone see them

for who they really are.

Monsters!

Don't worry about it.

A little fire's

not gonna hurt us.

Fire!

It's gonna be fine!

Don't worry.

[groans]

Bonzo, no! Stop!

Bonzo!

Addison!

Wow!

[cheering]

Hey.

Hey.

You. Me. We gotta talk.

He went through

our offensive linemen

like they were scrawny freshmen!

Principal Lee, I can explain.

Pa-ta-pa-ta.

Coach wants you on his team.

Really?

Yeah.

With a monster like-

monster player like you

we can turn the football

team around.

And with fan support

maybe I can keep my job.

Move out of my

parent's basement.

Get a cat.

Get a gym membership.

Turn it all around.

It sounds so dreamy.

I need you on the team,

Zed.

Um, ok.

Can you just give me a second

to think about it?

Yeah, sure.

Cool.

We're cool?

Pull it together.

We're cool.

Who's the zombie?

I'm the zombie!

And this zombie's playin'

some ball!

I can only agree if there

are some changes.

Full integration

for all zombies.

Oh, excuse me.

There's only one little problem.

You haven't won a game yet.

That's a mere technicality.

Could you throw my star player

a bone?

Not literally.

Ok, look.

In good faith I will allow

zombies to eat in the cafeteria.

And once you start racking

in those wins

then we'll talk about those

other demands, alright?

Yeah, deal.

Deal.

[laughing]

I'll see you at practice.

Yeah, see ya, coach.

Deal.

Principal Lee,

get in here.

Oh, gosh.

You're the best.

Am I?

[announcement] Hello, students.

This is Principal Lee.

As you may have heard,

zombie students are now allowed

to eat in the cafeteria.

[crowd mumbles]

[announcement]

Ugh! Just deal with it!

The human cafeteria.

Wow, Zed.

You really delivered.

Our very own lunch table

in the darkest corner

under cheap fluorescent lights

and by the trash cans.

I know.

It's perfect.

Living large and in charge.

I just love the thought of

flying through the air.

Oh my- oxygen is so overrated.

And so is dirt.

Ugh, I hate doing the dishes,

but it's like I love soap.

Isn't it weird?

Addy?

Are you ok, Addy?

My heart's racing

and my palms are sweaty.

Oh no, you have the flu.

No, it's Zed.

Wait, you like like him?

You like like a zombie?

Wow. That's bad, right?

Really bad.

My parents would

so freak out.

Are we still friends?

Hello.

I have your back

no matter what.

It's just, I don't want anybody

to break your heart.

Or devour it.

But it- this is great.

I mean, look.

I swear on all that I hold dear,

mostly glitter lip balm,

I will tell nobody.

It's cool.

Well, nothing's going to happen.

He probably doesn't

even remember my name.

Addison!

Well, I can't be rude.

No, Ad- no-

Hi.

Um, as they say in

old zombie tongue,

gazar nady garzane garsick.

I looked it up on the internet.

Um, you just thanked me

for rubbing peanut butter

on your umbrella.

[laughing]

Oh, um... I meant...

welcome to the cafeteria.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Ok, why is Perky

Von Cheerstick here?

The point of having

our own table

is to avoid people like her.

Oh, no, I just wanted to thank

Zed for rescuing me from the-

excuse me.

You know you're talking

to zombies, right?

I'm fighting against

intolerance.

Oh. I fought mine

by eliminating dairy.

Uh, zombie intolerance.

Ok, look.

You're cousin is not gonna

be happy

you're paling around

with zombies.

Cheerleaders

don't support freaks.

Oh right, Bucky said there was

something different about you.

I can see that now.

No, I- I'm not different.

Your smile.

Is that an overbite?

Is one leg longer

than the other?

Do you wear

corrective lenses?

No.

No, no.

I'm not different.

I'm the samest person

you've ever met.

Hanging with zombies

can be hazardous.

You could end up at

the reject table like-

[snap]

That.

[French accent] Ah, ze perfect

picnic spot.

[laughs]

Sorry I couldn't sit

with you at lunch.

I wanted to, it's just-

everyone is-

I get it. Some day, maybe.

Thanks for saving me

at the pep rally.

Are you kidding?

It worked out for everyone.

Look at me.

I'm gonna be on the football

team and if things go well

zombies will be more accepted.

And we could, like,

hang out in public.

Wouldn't that be something?

This town. This school.

It's- it's hard not fitting in.

How would you know?

You're perfect.

It's a wig.

My real hair is freakish

and I- I can't change it.

Well, can I see it?

Never.

Sorry.

My parents always made me

cover my hair.

And they're right.

'Cause now I'm on the squad

and- and I fit in.

Are you coming to the meeting?

This is where we first met.

This is where we had

our first punch.

[laughs]

♪ Oh, la la la, ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, ♪

♪ I know we might be crazy, ♪

♪ But did you hear the story, ♪

♪ I think I heard it vaguely, ♪

♪ A girl and a zombie, ♪

♪ Oh tell me more, boy, ♪

♪ Sounds like a fantasy, ♪

♪ What could go so wrong ♪

♪ with a girl and a zombie, ♪

♪ You're from the

perfect paradise, ♪

♪ And I'm living

on the darker side, ♪

♪ Oh, I've got a feeling, ♪

♪ If you get to know me, ♪

♪ Right from the start

you caught my eye, ♪

♪ And something inside me

came to life, ♪

♪ Oh, I got a feeling,

If you get to know me, ♪

♪ Some day, this could be,

this could be ordinary, ♪

♪ Some day, could we be

something extraordinary, ♪

♪ You and me side by side, ♪

♪ Out in the broad daylight, ♪

♪ Hey love, we'll say,

we're gonna be some day, ♪

♪ We're gonna be some day, ♪

♪ Some day, some day, ♪

♪ We're gonna be some day, ♪

♪ We're gonna be some day, ♪

♪ Girl you look delicious, ♪

♪ Oh, I mean gorgeous, ♪

♪ Now you're getting fearless ♪

♪ Oh, I'm just rooting for us, ♪

♪ If different was

a super power, ♪

♪ We'd be so flawless, ♪

♪ Then we could make

these two worlds ours, ♪

♪ I'm rooting for us, ♪

♪ Two lonely hearts

beat in a jar, ♪

♪ Imagine if now they start

a spark, ♪

♪ You got my attention, ♪

♪ What happens next, ♪

♪ Movies and long walks

in the park, ♪

♪ Hanging out everywhere

we want, ♪

♪ I like the way

you're thinking, ♪

♪ I can almost feel it, ♪

♪ Some day, ♪

♪ this could be, this

could be ordinary, ♪

♪ Some day, ♪

♪ could we be something

extraordinary, ♪

♪ You and me

side by side, ♪

♪ Out in the broad daylight, ♪

♪ If they laugh we'll say, ♪

♪ we're gonna be some day, ♪

♪ Some day, some day, ♪

♪ So let them talk

if they wanna, ♪

♪ Let them talk,

if they're gonna, ♪

♪ We're gonna do

what we wanna, ♪

♪ Let them talk,

let them talk, ♪

♪ If they wanna,

they wanna, ♪

[bell rings]

♪ Some day, ♪

♪ This could be,

this could be ordinary, ♪

♪ Some day, ♪

♪ could we be something

extraordinary, ♪

♪ You and me side by side, ♪

♪ Out in the broad

daylight, ♪

♪ If they laugh we'll say ♪

♪ we're gonna be

some day, ♪

♪ Some day, some day, ♪

♪ We're gonna be some day, ♪

♪ Some day, some day, ♪

♪ We're gonna

be some day, ♪

[bell rings]

Good luck

at the football game.

Yeah, yeah, it'll be awesome.

Woo! Yes!

[blows whistle]

[cheering]

You want a piece of me?

Alright boys, we got this.

There's no "I" in "team", ok?

But there is an "I"

in "zombie"-

ok, that's not the point.

Let's go, Seabrook!

Hey, be my guest.

The zombie's all yours.

Set!

Hut!

[groans]

Oh, that hurts.

Ow.

Oh, zombie down!

Let's go!

Five, six, seven, eight!

[announcer] It's third

and long for Seabrook.

Really long.

Yep, the Mighty Shrimp

are doing what they do best.

Losing.

Come on, Zed.

Ooooh!!!

Aaah!

At least the cheerleaders

are amazing.

Go Seabrook! Go Seabrook!

Go Seabrook!

We don't clap for cheerleaders.

[whistle]

[announcer] It's halftime

and the Mighty Shrimp are

getting barbecued,

skewered, fried and flayed.

Here's what you need

to do, ok?

I'm only gonna draw this once

so pay attention.

All you have to do.

Move forward.

Move all the way forward.

Don't go back.

There's nothing back here.

This is empty.

You don't need

to go back here.

You need to go up here.

The end zone is up there.

Just go- just move it up.

Just move.

Just do something.

Look, I know we're gonna

lose, alright?

And you knew it, too.

So let's just go out there

and lose better?

Go team.

Doggone if you didn't get me

dreaming of winning, huh?

Oh, shame on me.

What is happening

out there?

I- I don't know, coach.

Maybe it's team chemistry,

but honestly I'm not sure

the team

is actually blocking

for me.

Hey, Zed.

I thought we had a deal.

You didn't keep

your end of it.

Hmm?

So win this game or it's back

to the basement.

Oh, hey coach, great idea.

Now people hate us

and we're losing.

What happened to that brute

strength I saw at the pep rally?

Oh, my z-band was-

Great! Use that!

Take it and use it.

No, I can't.

Coach, no, I can't.

Yeah, no, I'm sorry.

I'm not letting you talk me

into doing this.

I just need a little

zomboost, ok?

Like what happened

at the pep rally.

Because that wasn't almost

a total disaster?

Yeah, no, I'm not doing it.

Look, you- you already jail

broke your z-band

to play video games.

This is different, ok?

This is ludicrously dangerous.

If I win this game,

that's good for us.

And that's good for zombies,

and isn't that what we need?

[typing]

Woah.

Way too zombie.

Ugh, too human.

Ok, just a little bit more.

There. perfect.

That's it?

That's it.

Alright, never swipe

to the right, ok?

That'll corrupt the software.

Only left.

Never right.

Got it?

Got it.

Hey. If you smell smoke,

stop, drop, and roll.

[cheering]

[whistle]

Like coach said,

we can do this.

So let's do this!

Let's go Mighty Shrimp!

Break on five.

Yeah, I don't think so.

Ok.

[roar]

Ten!

Hut!

[cheering]

Too easy!

[screaming] Go Zed!

Dumb luck.

That's my son!

Yeah!

[screaming]

Go Zed!

Feel that breeze?

It's not a sneeze!

Zombies score and run

with ease!

Woo!

What're you doing?

Cheering.

The football team

hasn't won since forever.

But we can change that.

I bet the whole squad

cheering together

could lead the football team

to victory.

You know what?

That whole idealistic

kind of positive attitude

has no place in cheer.

So stop.

[cheering]

Seabrook wins?

Wow, a win!

[cheering]

Way to go, Zed!

[cheering]

Let's go, Mighty Shrimp!

Wow, you were amazing.

Thanks. Awesome cheers.

Life is good.

[announcement] And another

win for our football team,

thanks to zombie Zed.

So be sure to show

some zombie pride.

Oh yeah, and tickets are now

on sale

for next week's

cheer championship.

So get yours today.

Let's go hang with the zombies.

I'm gonna go.

Can you believe these zombies?

They're actually cool.

I know...

Being liked is so weird.

You're either pro-cheerleader

or pro-zombie.

Decide now.

Wait, what?

You don't know how hard I-

What's it gonna be?

I...

I wanna be a cheerleader.

That's all I ever wanted.

Good.

Hey, Addison!

The zombie trend will pass.

They're not going to win

another game.

♪ It's time to get going, ♪

♪ It's time to move on, ♪

[cheering]

♪ Put this behind me, ♪

♪ That day is gonna come, ♪

♪ I'm breaking the walls down, ♪

♪ One by one, ♪

♪ Nothing can stop me, ♪

♪ That day is gonna come, ♪

[announcer] Well, deep fry me

and dip me in cocktail sauce.

The Mighty Shrimp win again.

That's five wins in a row

for our football team.

Look, I am in no mood

for autogra-

♪ That day is gonna come, ♪

♪ That day is gonna come, ♪

♪ You know I believe it, ♪

♪ That day is gonna come, ♪

Ok, I'm off to computer club.

Me.

I think I might be happy.

[speaking zombie]

Hey, zombie chic.

I like it.

Gimme some.

Boom, boom, there it is.

♪ No more sadness ♪

♪ That day is gonna come. ♪

♪ No more hatred, ♪

♪ Our love is strong, ♪

♪ But the resistance, ♪

♪ That day is gonna come, ♪

♪ That day is gonna come, ♪

♪ That day is gonna come, ♪

"Cheering for you

on the inside.

XO, Addison."

[announcer] Unbelievable!

The Mighty Shrimp have

scampied their way

to a perfect season

lead by zombie Zed.

The big homecoming game

is next.

♪ ...all these possibilities. ♪

[whistling]

♪ I ain't ever

looking back, ♪

"Ready to break every

rule in the book?

"Meet me at the barrier.

7pm tonight.

"Zed."

"I could get in so

much trouble.

I'm in.

Hey.

You made it.

Yeah, and I'm totally not

freaked out at all.

You're gonna love this.

Ok.

Let's do this.

Are you ok?

You don't look so hot.

Ouch.

No, you know what I meant.

I have to mess with my z-band

to win games.

Isn't that dangerous?

Addison, if I don't win

zombies will never be accepted.

I know how that feels.

[hip hop music plays]

♪♪♪

Are you serious?

It's a chance to get loose

and be ourselves!

[♪♪♪]

So this whole celebration is

for you winning football games?

It's more than that.

It's a win for all of us.

And we really needed a win.

It's zombie tongue.

We have a rich language.

23 different words for brains.

Woah.

So, you like a girl

with brains?

[laughs]

You know that's

super offensive.

Oh, no, no, no.

It was just a joke.

I'm sorry.

You brought little miss Cheer

Boots to our zombie mash?

A human, here?

[rumbling sound]

It's starting. Come on.

[rumbling sound]

[dance music begins]

♪♪♪

[dance music begins]

♪♪♪

♪ Hey, welcome to Zombieland, ♪

♪ It's a party, go ahead,

Everybody dance, ♪

♪ Do the draggy leg, ♪

♪ You surely can, Be

a part of the team, ♪

♪ Gotta wave the flag, ♪

♪ Let your freak flag fly, ♪

♪ Gotta stare when we pass by, ♪

♪ I'm not your average guy, ♪

♪ But you know I'm fly, ♪

♪ So alive, just on

a different side, ♪

♪ Look in my eyes, ♪

♪ We're the same

but different, ♪

♪ Just like you I got

hopes and wishes, ♪

♪ Itchin' to show the world

what they're missing, ♪

♪ This is our time,

Yeah it's time to flip it, ♪

♪ What, I'm about

to show you, ♪

♪ What you gonna show me? ♪

♪ I guess nobody told you, ♪

♪ You ain't gotta tell me, ♪

♪ I'm about to put in work, ♪

♪ Listen, this is my turf, ♪

♪ Bam. ♪

♪ Oh man, oh man, Bet you

can't do it like I can, ♪

♪ Bam. ♪

♪ Oh man, oh man, Understand,

this is Zombieland, ♪

♪ Bam. ♪

♪ Oh man, oh man, Bet you

can't do it like I can, ♪

♪ Bam. ♪

♪ Oh man, oh man,

I'm a man with a plan, ♪

♪ lemme do my dance. ♪

♪ You're in Zombieland, ♪

♪ I'm in Zombieland, ♪

♪ We're in Zombieland, ♪

♪ Watch me do it like Bam, ♪

♪ You're in Zombieland, ♪

♪ I'm in Zombieland, ♪

♪ We're in Zombieland, ♪

♪ Watch me do it like Bam, ♪

♪ Woah, oh man oh man ♪

♪ oh man, I'm the man, ♪

♪ You just can't do it

like I can, ♪

♪ Woah, ♪

♪ oh man oh man oh man, ♪

♪ I'm the man, ♪

♪ You just can't

do it like I can, ♪

♪ Ready for action, Yeah,

we 'bout to blow up, ♪

♪ Party's going down, ♪

♪ But we 'bout to show up, ♪

♪ We got your back, ♪

♪ No need to have worry, ♪

♪ Now we're all cool, ♪

♪ At first it was all scary, ♪

♪ And we can do a lot

with a little, ♪

♪ Call on your friends when

you're caught in the middle, ♪

♪ And you should do

the same, ♪

♪ Like I do the same, ♪

♪ You should be yourself,

It's the coolest thing, ♪

♪ I'm about to show you, ♪

♪ What you gonna show me? ♪

♪ Guess nobody told you, ♪

♪ Girl, you don't know me, ♪

♪ I'm about to put in work, ♪

♪ Listen, this is our turf, ♪

♪ Bam, oh man oh man oh man, ♪

♪ I'm the man, ♪

♪ You just can't do it

like I can, ♪

♪ Bam, ♪

♪ oh man oh man oh man,

You a fan, understand, ♪

♪ This is Zombieland, ♪

♪ Woah, oh man

oh man oh man, ♪

♪ I'm the man, ♪

♪ You just can't do it

like I can, ♪

♪ Bam, ♪

♪ oh man oh man oh ♪

♪ man, I'm a man with a plan, ♪

♪ lemme do my dance. ♪

♪ You're in Zombieland, ♪

♪ I'm in Zombieland, ♪

♪ We're in Zombieland, ♪

♪ Watch me do it like Bam, ♪

♪ You're in Zombieland, ♪

♪ I'm in Zombieland, ♪

♪ We're in Zombieland, ♪

♪ Watch me do it like Bam, ♪

♪ Bam, oh man, oh man, ♪

♪ I'm the man, ♪

♪ Bet you can't do it

like I can, ♪

♪ Bam, ♪

♪ oh man, oh man, ♪

♪ you a fan Understand,

this is Zombieland, ♪

♪ Bam, ♪

♪ oh man,

oh man, I'm the man, ♪

♪ Bet you can't do it

like I can, ♪

♪ Bam, ♪

♪ oh man, oh man, ♪

♪ You're a fan, ♪

♪ Understand,

this is Zombieland, ♪

♪ Bam, ♪

♪ oh man, oh man, ♪

♪ I'm the man, Bet you

can't do it like I can, ♪

♪ Bam, ♪

♪ oh man, oh man, ♪

♪ I'm the man, with a plan, ♪

♪ lemme do my dance. ♪

What is up?

I don't know.

The z-band hack

really hurts.

I can barely feel my wrist.

Zor?

I'll be fine buddy,

don't worry about it.

Ah.

Ok, Bonzo, my arm.

I'm crazy, I'm cute.

Zombie to boot.

I'm rockin', I smile.

Zombies aren't vile.

Yay!

That's some great cheering.

I wasn't doing anything.

Certainly not cheering.

Please don't tell anyone.

You're Zed's little sister,

right?

I'm Zoey.

You're Addison.

[cheering]

When I cheer it makes

me happy.

Me too.

You're great at cheerleading,

Zoey.

Thanks, but my pet Zandor

doesn't seem that impressed.

Well, he should be.

But I think you're old enough

to have a real pet.

Wouldn't that be awesome?

Stop teasing her.

You know they don't allow

zombies to have pets.

I didn't know that.

I'm still learning that zombies

aren't what I was taught.

I mean, look at you.

You're smart, cool, pretty.

You think I'm pretty?

Yeah.

There you are.

Zoey, woah, what're you

doing here?

Please. I'm not gonna miss

a zombie mash.

Zoey--

Come on.

Who's a good boy?

[woof]

[panting]

Me.

Good boy. Good boy.

Alright, I'll take you home.

Zed's gotta make sure Addison

gets outta here.

We should hang out, Eliza.

And I really like your boots.

Oh, thanks.

They're orthotic.

I got this draggy foot thing

going on, so...

[laughs]

She's cool.

Yeah, for a human, right?

She's just cool.

You guys look good together.

Hey!

Don't forget Zander.

[giggles]

See ya.

Bye.

Wow, what is this place?

It's a zombie-light garden.

It's beautiful.

Where are we going?

For a walk in the park.

♪ I know you might be crazy, ♪

♪ But did you hear the story, ♪

♪ I think I heard it vaguely, ♪

♪ A girl and a zombie, ♪

♪ Oh tell me more, boy, ♪

♪ Sounds like a fantasy, ♪

♪ Oh what could go so wrong

with a girl and a zombie, ♪

♪ You're from the perfect

paradise, ♪

♪ And I'm living

on the darker side, ♪

♪ Oh, I got a feeling,

If you get to know me, ♪

♪ Right from the start

you caught my eye, ♪

♪ Something inside me

came to life, ♪

♪ Oh, I got a feeling,

If you get to know me, ♪

♪ Some day this could be,

this could be ordinary, ♪

♪ Some day could we be

something extraordinary, ♪

♪ You and me side by side, ♪

♪ Out in the broad daylight, ♪

♪ If they laugh we'll say

we're gonna be some day, ♪

♪ Some day, some day, ♪

♪ We're gonna be some day, ♪

♪ Some day, some day, ♪

♪ We're gonna be some day, ♪

It's beautiful.

You're beautiful.

Zombies, show yourselves!

You're out past curfew!

Curfew?

Zombie, please turn around.

Addison?

Gus?

What're you doing here?

This is a hot bed

for zombie activity.

It's not safe for humans.

Come on, let's get you home.

You snuck out?

Addison.

Do you know how dangerous

it is out there?

I'm gonna go, chief.

This town is full

of monstrous zombies.

What were you up to?

I...

I was out with a boy.

Oh boy.

Probably a good idea

I just leave, chief.

Hey.

Now who exactly is this boy?

Hmm?

Well?

Well?

Goodnight, chief.

Ah.

You will not cheer and there

will be no cheer championship

until we meet this boy.

Right.

No cheer championships-

Honey, I know- I'm

not changing my mind.

Ah.

Right. We need to meet

this boy, Addison,

or you'll never cheer again.

Right, Gus?

Goodnight, chief.

[announcement] Alright, Mighty

Shrimps, today is the day,

we've all been waiting for.

It's the Homecoming game!

Look, I'm all for trampling

the system and the opposing team

but you've really gotta stop

messing with your z-band, ok?

It's not safe.

It's just one more game

to get through.

And then no more hacking

your z-band?

Yeah. Totally.

Come here.

Zed's cheating.

He's been hacking his-

Z-band.

[snap]

Addison.

Last night, I wanted to help

when the zombie patrol arrived

but I was just-

I was afraid-

Zed, it's not your fault.

The big problem is my parents

won't let me cheer

until they meet you.

Great. So I'll just win them

over with my quick wit

and charming smile.

No, not great.

They don't know

you're a zombie.

And they hate zombies.

Yeah.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

For making things difficult

for you.

No, no.

You haven't done anything wrong

besides being you.

And you're great.

You know what?

If my family can't

accept zombies,

maybe I don't wanna

be a cheerleader anymore.

But you love cheer.

It's what makes you, you.

I wish I could just flip

a switch and change everything.

But I can't.

I have to go,

I'm late for class.

Flip a switch.

How is Zed winning

these football games?

Cheer spirits.

Glory to all that is

firecracker, firecracker,

shish boom bah.

Send me a sign so that

my perfectly toned body

can stop zombies from

stealing our spotlight.

We know how to stop Zed!

He's been hacking

his z-band.

It's all about Eliza.

She's using her computer

to do it.

Shish boom bah.

A spa date. All of us.

Hanging.

We've been so wrong about

zombies this whole time.

Yeah.

I mean, with some concealer,

blush, contour, highlight

and a little bit of hair dye,

you could look cute.

And I mean, when was the last

time you pampered yourself?

Yeah, giggling over make-up and

doing each other's toenails?

No sale.

Uh, you like computers, right?

My mom just set up

a full VR room.

VR?

Ok, I mean, I don't wanna

discriminate against humans

so in a way it'd be

wrong for me

not to take you up

on your offer.

Um, yeah.

I'm in.

Ok, on second thought,

maybe not.

Maybe next time.

Ugh. I can't access it.

There's a firewall

on Eliza's computer.

We have to get in.

We have to show everyone

that Zed's a monster.

Try harder!

Not that hard.

So Eliza told me not

to swipe right,

but no risk,

no reward.

This is gonna hurt.

[screaming]

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[gasps]

Something happened.

Software is corrupted!

We're in!

I can't do this anymore.

There's something

you need to know.

Ok.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Now we're getting somewhere.

He's-

[doorbell rings]

Here.

Woah, woah.

You do not wanna open that.

Where are your manners?

Don't be ridiculous.

Ok, fine. Open it.

Yes, my date to the homecoming

game is-

Handsome.

You look-

Dashing.

Uh, thank you.

They're beautiful.

So, how do you know

my daughter?

She's a cheerleader and

I'm on the football team.

Oh, really?

Really.

I used to play a little

ball myself.

He did.

Really?

Really.

I was a full back.

Get out. I'm a full back.

No.

Yeah.

Let's do this.

[together] Let's

go Mighty Shrimp!

Break! On five!

That was amazing.

That's what I'm talking about.

We're gonna go to

the homecoming game.

Nice meeting you.

Addison. He is such a nice boy.

Such a nice boy.

Where did you dig him up?

I'll see you at the game.

How did you-

I adjusted my z-band.

I can feel the energy coursing

through my bones right now,

it's awesome.

Hey, we still got time

before the game

and I owe you a real date.

A date?

Yep.

[squeals]

Like I said, a proper date.

Wow.

[groans]

Are you ok?

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm all good.

Eliza was wrong.

Nothing bad happened,

I'm completely fine.

After you.

Thanks.

Vanilla. Vanilla.

Double vanilla.

Can you guess what

the last one is?

Vanilla.

Yeah, how'd you know?

You guys got a wide variety.

Of vanilla.

Here you go.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

This is so Seabrook.

Hey, you know what?

Vanilla works.

[laughs]

I've always wanted

to come here.

Now finally here I am,

with you, on a date.

This is so great.

Hey?

Is it, Zed?

Yeah. Look at us.

We're together.

But you're forced to be

someone you're not.

Here, and on the football field.

So? You wear a wig to fit in.

Why can't I do the same thing

with my z-band?

Why is that so bad?

Because it's not right.

We're changing ourselves

but what needs to change

is everybody else.

Addy, we're gonna make

this work, ok?

Everything's great.

Trust me.

I'll dial myself back to zombie

mode and win the game.

Take your pom poms out there

today, Bree.

But I'm not a starter.

Who says?

It's time things changed

around here.

[whistle]

[announcer] Well, it's been

a season to remember

and it all comes down

to the final seconds

of this year's homecoming game.

[whistle blows]

Time out! Time out!

[announcer] Unbelievable!

Mighty Shrimp

are down by five.

They call their final time out.

Bring it in, guys.

Bring it in.

Dare to dream, gentlemen.

We can win this.

I could keep my job.

Buy slacks that

aren't sweatpants.

Maybe even win back

my ex-wife.

She likes the slacks.

Ok? Let's do this!

Ready?

Yes please!

(All): Let's go Mighty Shrimp!

Break! On five!

Woo!

Yeah!

Hustle out there!

Remember the slacks!

Wow, people really love Zed.

It's almost like he's one of us.

He is one of us.

You're right.

He is.

Hey.

You ok?

Yeah.

Yeah, uh, almost there.

I do this and we win.

Addison?

Oh, I have to go.

But I'll be cheering for you.

Addison?

[cheering]

Give me a "zom"!

(crowd) Zom!

Addison.

Give me a "bie"!

(crowd) Bie!

Mmm-mm-mm.

You are way too good

of a cheerleader

to throw your life away,

Addison.

I'm cheering for a change,

Bucky.

Don't do it.

Give me a "zom"!

(crowd) Zom!

Addison.

Give me a "bie"!

(crowd): Bie!

I'm warning you.

What does that spell?

(crowd) Zombie!

Last chance.

What does that spell?

You're off the team,

you freak!

Go zombies!

Go team!

[cheering]

You're off the squad, too!

[cheering]

[typing]

Stage one is done.

[announcer] Fifty yards to go

and three seconds on the clock.

The Mighty Shrimp need

one touchdown to win.

It's not working.

The software's been corrupted.

How?

[speaking zombie]

Zed, what did you do?

Ok, I can still do this.

Even as regular old me

I can do this.

[cheering]

Touchdown!

Seabrook wins the game!

I did it! Yes!

Touchdown!

Stage two.

Stage two.

Initiated.

Initiated.

Initiated.

[snarling]

[alarm sounding]

Ok, excuse me.

Excuse me.

Stage three.

Bonzo and Eliza.

[alarm sounding]

[snarling]

[crowd screaming]

My plan is working.

I thought of everything.

Great.

So how do we stop the monster

from eating our brains?

[snarling]

Didn't think of that.

[crowd screaming]

[snarling]

[crowd screaming]

Together we can take them.

Yep, totally.

[snarling]

She's much tastier.

[screams]

[snarling]

No!

Zed!

Zed, Zed, Zed.

Take my hand.

Everything will be ok.

Just listen to me.

No, no, no.

Where are you taking him?

No, please.

Zed, please come back.

No! Please.

Addison, stay back.

No! No!

Hey! Hey!

Threat neutralized,

we're bringing them in.

Gus!

Hey! These are my friends.

We don't have human friends.

We told you, Addy.

Zombies are not safe.

Give them an inch-

And they'll bite your face off.

They'll bite your face off.

Hey!

That's my son

you're talking about!

I suggest you move along,

Mr. Necrodopolous.

I'll make sure they look

after him. I'm sorry.

Come on.

Zed, please!

Addy, I'm sorry.

Maybe they're right.

Maybe we shouldn't

be together.

What? No.

Don't say that.

Stop!

[crowd booing]

Hey!

You did this to him.

All of you.

He was your monster!

You made him feel like he had

to risk his life to belong!

Because you couldn't deal

with someone different!

But you had no problem

using him

to win your stupid game!

♪ I want to scream, ♪

♪ Top of my lungs, ♪

♪ Not sitting back, ♪

♪ Won't hold my tongue, ♪

♪ No, Some things

are different, ♪

♪ Than we thought, ♪

♪ There's more to life

than what we're taught, ♪

♪ I'm speaking up,

Enough's enough, ♪

♪ 'Cause I can't go

on this way, ♪

♪ I gotta wake up

and be brave, ♪

♪ But I know I'll face

the fire if I say, ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand strong, ♪

♪ Nothing's stopping me, ♪

♪ I'll be loud, ♪

♪ You'll hear me now, ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand tall, ♪

♪ Take it to the top, ♪

♪ I'll be free, ♪

♪ can't bring me down, ♪

♪ So I'll rise,

won't turn back, ♪

♪ I won't hide who I am, ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand, ♪

♪ Done living life

inside the lines, ♪

♪ Following the rules

and playing nice, ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm stepping up

with all my strength, ♪

♪ Even if they think

it's a mistake, ♪

♪ Won't turn my back,

Won't close my eyes, ♪

♪ On the edge, ♪

♪ I'll risk it all, ♪

♪ It's worth the chance

that I might fall, ♪

♪ So I'm not backing down, ♪

♪ Believe when I say, ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand, ♪

♪ yeah, ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand, ♪

♪ oh, ♪

♪ How can I just forget, ♪

♪ All the things in my head, ♪

♪ Just stand, ♪

♪ Oh, ♪

♪ You just stand, ♪

♪ And if I stand

will I fall, ♪

♪ Trying to knock down

these walls, ♪

♪ What if I don't know

where I stand, ♪

♪ Stand, ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand strong, ♪

♪ Nothing's stopping me, ♪

♪ I'll be loud, ♪

♪ you'll hear me now, ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand tall, ♪

♪ Take it to the top, ♪

♪ I'll be free, ♪

♪ Can't bring me down, ♪

♪ So I'll rise, ♪

♪ won't turn back, ♪

♪ I won't hide who I am, ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand, ♪

♪ yeah, ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand, ♪

♪ yeah, ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand, ♪

♪ yeah, ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand, ♪

[booing]

Alright get out.

We spent some time

in zombie containment.

Not fun.

But it's all my fault.

I thought I was doing

something right

by doing something wrong.

But now all zombies are

getting software updates.

No more tweaking them.

Sweet. Eliza,

they have wifi now.

Too soon?

Cheerleaders steal my computer,

sabotage everything,

yet zombies get the blame.

It was stupid of us to think

humans were gonna change.

You know what?

We tried doing it

the nice way,

now it's time to do it

my way, alright?

We'll have a zombie uprising.

Force them to make us equal

or we tear it all down.

I've been waiting my whole life,

alright?

I'm sick of waiting.

Your father and I have been

so worried.

What were you thinking?

Hey?

You could have died

adjusting your z-band, Zed.

You don't have to change

who you are, son.

I love who you are.

Yeah, but they don't.

Let's get inside.

With the cheer championship

a few hours away,

Bucky is purging anyone

who isn't anti-zombie.

And that's a lot of people.

What is this?

Huh?

Zombie flare?

You're cut!

Oh.

Look at this.

More zombie apparel.

You're cut!

Thank you!

This isn't good.

Bucky, what're you doing?

Don't doubt me.

We are cheerleaders.

We are flawless.

And that is why

we will be perfect

at the cheer

championship tonight.

So we are going to start at

the beginning and go over it.

Over and over.

Get into position!

I can't believe

they're sending us back

to zombie-only school.

They say it's temporary but

Eliza didn't even show up

to school to clean out

her locker.

You got all of her stuff,

right?

[speaking zombie]

Eliza's gonna sabotage

something?

Ya.

What?

[speaking zombie]

The cheer championship.

Ya.

Well, come on. We

gotta stop her, dude!

[announcer] It's been

a tremendous day here

at the Regional

Cheer Championships.

And we've already seen

a number of

high-flying performances.

You could say they've been

cheer-tastic.

Well, you can say that.

I wouldn't.

It's a- it's a made up word,

so...

[cheering]

We're up next.

How is this gonna work?

We're not even half a team.

We'll be great.

I can feel it in my gut.

It feels like a pit

in my stomach.

Well, that is not good,

Bucky.

We're gonna crush this.

[snap]

[cheering]

I've always dreamed of

cheering here.

Just soaring in the air

as the crowd roared.

Flying higher than

anyone's ever flown.

That was a stupid dream.

No. You will fly.

Some day.

As soon as this town

gets over itself.

I thought your parents

didn't want you out in public

with your real hair.

They don't.

But they can't make me

hide it anymore.

I'm not leaving this seat.

No way.

My dad's whole patrol couldn't

get me out of this seat.

I don't know, Bonzo.

She has to be here somewhere.

There!

It's Zed!

Hmm?

Um, I'm gonna leave my seat.

Go!

Ok!

Go!

Hey!

No, no, no, no, no.

Put that away!

Stop. Stop.

Everybody stop.

Ow! Get off of me,

you big lug!

Eliza, you can't do this.

What?

Enjoy the cheer championship

with some fellow zombies?

[speaking zombie]

Sabotage?

Wow.

I'm deeply offended.

I'd never.

Ok, maybe just a

little sabotage.

Ruining the cheer championship

is only gonna prove

their worst fears.

That zombies are monsters.

They think that anyway.

At least you have the guts

to stand up for yourself.

I say do it.

Ok, you know what,

Addison?

You're not gonna change

my mind.

Wait, you agree with me?

Ok, I like this girl.

Sabotage isn't

the zombie way.

It's not who we are.

It's not who you are.

I'm not a monster.

I'm a zombie.

You're a cheerleader.

You're not gonna change

the world through sabotage.

You change the world

through cheer.

Ok, um, so no sabotage?

No sabotage, Eliza.

That's not who I am.

That's not who we are.

Seabrook's up next!

[cheering]

Put your hands together for

our defending champions,

a team that needs

no introduction-

But since we're doing it anyway,

it might as well be over-blown

and flashy.

Here are the almighty

outtasighty Seabrook Shrimp

that are mighty!

[cheering]

Go Seabrook!

Go Mighty Shrimps!

Go Seabrook!

The sweetest type of sabotage.

Self-sabotage.

[laughing]

Seconds in and Seabrook

is literally falling apart.

Get off the stage, Bucky!

What's that sound?

I- I think they're booing us.

Oh, there seems to be

technical difficulties

with Seabrook's audio track.

You have one job.

Let's go Seabrook Cheer!

Get off the stage, zombie!

[cheering]

[crowd booing]

What is she doing?

She's changing things.

By cheering.

But that's not how change works.

You can't just change things

with one person

and a pair of pom poms.

Yeah, you're right.

It's gonna take more than

just one person.

It's gonna take all of us.

Like they'll ever see us

as normal.

They won't.

Because we're not normal.

And they need to see that.

Zombies celebrate

their differences.

So let's go out there

and celebrate.

Cheer championship style.

You guys in?

Za.

So this is a revolution?

Yeah, this is our revolution.

Ok, but does it have

to be cheer, though?

Come on.

Bucky, things can change.

Look, change is happening,

Bucky.

And we're not going away.

So you can either fight us

and lose

or you can be a part of it.

I can't.

I guess we need

a new captain.

Alright, here's the plan.

We're gonna let

our freak flags fly.

[cheering]

Zombies and cheerleaders

are on the floor together!

You are watching history unfold.

♪ Been waiting

for this day to come ♪

♪ and it was all so clear, ♪

♪ Since I was a little girl

I saw me standing here, ♪

♪ All the times they told me

walk away I said forget it, ♪

♪ You know where

you are headed, ♪

♪ And we are gonna get it, ♪

♪ Takin' it right to the top, ♪

♪ We ain't got no doubts, ♪

♪ Together we can build it up, ♪

♪ Can you hear us now, ♪

♪ Yeah, we see the future, ♪

♪ It's looking really bright, ♪

♪ Yeah, that's where

we're headed, ♪

♪ And we know how to get it, ♪

♪ We were made for this, ♪

♪ There's nothing

we can't do, ♪

♪ We came to play, ♪

♪ We're here to stay, ♪

♪ And win the day, ♪

♪ 'Cause ♪

♪ we were made for this, ♪

♪ Didn't come here to lose, ♪

♪ We came to play, ♪

♪ We're here to stay, ♪

♪ What's left to say. ♪

♪ When we know. ♪

♪ We know nothing's gonna

get in our way, ♪

♪ No, ♪

♪ Come on, let me

hear you say, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ You're fired up, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna get

in our way, ♪

♪ No, ♪

♪ Come on, let

me hear you say, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ You're fired up, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

They're good, right?

Yeah.

The only thing

they're missing

is the best cheerleader

I ever saw.

I'm good.

So are you.

I know.

[cheering]

♪ We were made for this, ♪

♪ There's nothing we can't do, ♪

♪ We came to play, ♪

♪ We're here to stay, ♪

♪ And win the day, ♪

♪ 'Cause ♪

♪ we were made

for this, ♪

♪ Didn't come here to lose, ♪

♪ We came to play, ♪

♪ We're here to stay, ♪

♪ What's left to say, ♪

♪ When we know, ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna

get in our way, ♪

♪ No, ♪

♪ Come on, let me

hear you say, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ You're fired up, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna get

in our way, ♪

♪ No, ♪

♪ Come on, let

me hear you say, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ You're fired up, ♪

[speaking zombie]

That's the nicest thing

anyone's ever said to me.

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ You're fired up, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna get

in our way, ♪

♪ No, ♪

♪ Come on, let me hear

you say, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

♪ You're fired up, ♪

♪ We're fired up, ♪

[cheering]

Cheer-tastic!

Cheer-tastic, indeed!

[laughing]

Who would have ever thought

that a zombie and a cheerleader-

Could change the world

and have their happily

ever after?

Gar-garziga.

Yeah.

I gar-gargiza you, too.

Go Seabrook!

[cheering]

We didn't win the cheer

championship

but we did something

even better.

We brought everyone together and

we threw an awesome block party.

And even my parents came.

Hey Zoey, look what

Addison got you.

A puppy!

My very own puppy!

Zander, this is puppy.

[barks]

♪ Ready for action,

♪ Yeah, we 'bout to blow up, ♪

♪ Party's going down,

But we 'bout to go up, ♪

♪ We got your back,

♪ No need to have worries, ♪

♪ Now we're all cool,

At first it was scary, ♪

♪ And we can do a lot

with a little, ♪

♪ Call on your friends when

you're caught in the middle, ♪

♪ And you should do the same

like I do the same, ♪

♪ You should be yourself,

that's the coolest thing, ♪

♪ I'm about to show you, ♪

♪ I'm about to show you, ♪

♪ Guess nobody told you, ♪

♪ Nobody told you? ♪

♪ I'm about to put in work, ♪

♪ Listen, this is our turf, ♪

♪ Bam. ♪

♪ Oh man, oh man, ♪

♪ You're the man, ♪

♪ Look at you do

it like I can, ♪

♪ Bam. ♪

♪ Oh man, oh man,

I'm a fan, ♪

♪ Understand,

this is Zombieland,

♪ Bam. ♪

♪ Oh man, oh man,

You're the man, ♪

♪ Look at you do it

like I can, ♪

♪ Bam. ♪

♪ Oh man, oh man, ♪

♪ You're the man

with the plan, ♪

♪ Now we do our dance, ♪

♪ Bam. ♪

♪ You're in Zombieland, ♪

♪ I'm in Zombieland, ♪

♪ We're in Zombieland, ♪

♪ Watch me do it like bam, ♪

♪ You're in Zombieland ♪

♪ I'm in Zombieland, ♪

♪ We're in Zombieland, ♪

♪ Watch me do it like bam, ♪

♪ You're in Zombieland ♪

♪ I'm in Zombieland, ♪

♪ We're in Zombieland, ♪

♪ Watch me do it like bam! ♪

♪ Watch it come together ♪

♪ Be the best one ever ♪

♪ because it's our time ♪

♪ This is gonna be our year ♪

♪ Been waiting

for this moment ♪

♪ Yeah we're gonna own it ♪

♪ You can watch us shine ♪

♪ This is gonna be our year ♪

♪ Our year, ♪

♪ our year, ♪

♪ Our, our, our year ♪

♪ Our year ♪

♪ Our year ♪

♪ This is gonna be My year ♪

Yeah.