Yun lou saan go lo (2021) - full transcript

A 28-year-old I.T. geek suddenly finds himself the object of affection for five attractive women who all live in remote corners of Hong Kong.

Dating App Beta Demo - Take 1

My name is Hau, I'm 28 years old

Graduated from CUHK in Computer Science

I live and work in the Kwun Tong area

Hau, your basic info is on the profile page

Talk about something else

Dating App Beta Demo - Take 2

My name is Hau, people say I'm introverted

And it takes time for me to warm up to people

I've dated a colleague once

That's the one



Hey, Dor Dor!

Latest news, our manager Peter said

We need to focus on the
'On My Way' (OMW) delivery app

Put a hold on the dating app

Done for the day, let's wait till tomorrow

"Lesson #1 Long-D Relationship Cram School"

"Home"

"Destination”

"Think from the Girls' Perspective"

"Hong Sing Garden"

"Yue Man Square, Kwun Tong"

Just from what you see here on the screen

I'm sure you can tell what I do for work

That's A Lee, our project manager



She's kinda quiet, we're alike, aren't we?

Hau, thanks for coming in last week

It must've been a long trip

It's nothing

"OMW App - Working Group Chat"

"Dor Dor: Happy hour tomorrow?"

"Charles: Gotta get tickets on Movie6"

"A Lee: Can watch a movie,
but dinner's too late"

"Dor Dor: Hau is driving these few days"

"Chris: Hau should send A Lee home"

"Hau: Sure, I'll be driving"

"Eliza: He might not wanna drive her home"

"Hau: Of course I will"

"Dor Dor: That's love right there!"

That felt forced

What do you guys think?

Hau, great job with the design of the OMW app

The client and our bosses
want to launch it next week

This is the video from our clients

Mr. Chow, your project manager A Lee

and the coder Hau

Totally awesome

Dor Dor, you're Hau's wing man

You guys are brothers in arms

You've been working on it for a while

And I know HR can be a nightmare

About the new position

We can print new cards

But the official paperwork will have to wait

You've just done your appraisals

And your salary adjusted

I understand

A promotion should've come with a pay raise

But you'll have to wait a few more months

I'll get in touch with HR soon

Alright

That's all for now

The new team's up to you guys

That's a load of crap

What do you wanna do?

Nothing, just giving you a reaction

"Out of Order |

Maybe A Lee thinks it's too much trouble for me

Or she doesn't want me to drive her home

Being alone with me in the car

Default test route successfully set: Tai Kok Tsui

You're not saying anything

It's kinda awkward

This is my friend's car

I don't usually drive

So I'm kinda nervous

I guessed so, from the license plate

Let's go through Tate's Cairn Tunnel

Don't you live near Tai Kok Tsui?

I've moved away, it's too expensive

And I don't have a boyfriend to live with

I can't afford it

That's true

It's tricky living in Prince Edward nowadays

I can get off at Fanling station

No worries, we're already at Fanling

Might as well

Do you know how to get to Sha Tau Kok?

Sha... Sha Tau Kok?

Just drop me off at the bus station

It's a restricted area over there

If you don't stop here

There's nowhere else to park

There's a big sign over there

Just make a U-turn to head back out

I never told anyone that I lived in Sha Tau Kok

My classmates would tease me

They'd think I was a freak

Or I was the village chief's daughter

Like that chief from a while back

Just so happens your surname is also Lee...

Half of Sha Tau Kok's residents have this surname

So why are Lo Wu and Lok Ma Chau not restricted

But Sha Tau Kok is a restricted area?

There are no answers to these type of questions

Anyway, thanks for driving me home

I'm heading out

I must've accidentally pushed a button

Don't worry about me,
I'll figure it out

Bye-bye

Bye-bye

What's going on?

It's late, let me walk you to the gate

Maybe I should help you apply for a permit

You weren't talking during our drive

But you're talking now

Let's talk about your ex-girlfriend

I actually don't mind

Everyone at the office knows about it

It's not a secret

I'm just kidding

I'm afraid you'd think I'm nosy

Still talking about the past

That was my first relationship

Really?

Yeah, she wanted to break up

I didn't know why

We never really fought

It's tricky dating a colleague

I see you stealing glances at me at the office

So I'd treat it with caution

When I steal glances at you during work

I was afraid that you'd find out

Then why do you still do it?

Because you're

sat right opposite me

I actually don't understand why she'd quit

Even after she broke up with me

You really have no idea how a girl thinks, do you?

Maybe it's because we're not close

You're a little dorky, girls like that

How'd you know that I was looking,
if you weren't looking at me?

So you keep looking at me

But you never asked me out

Sometimes I thought I was overthinking it

Right here is great

It's a restricted area over there

I'm just one minute from the border

It's been a while since someone's sent me home

Thank you

I can keep sending you home

If you'd like me to

I think this is where

we should end things

What is 'distance'?

As you order delivery to your home

You have to wait for "him" to come

The distance is reduced by people

Your hunger is satiated by sincerity

Here's some 'milk tea wisdom',
delivered to your doorstep

This is the 'On My Way' delivery
and route finding app

Settings changed to beta tester mode

OMW is searching for the best route

Heading home to Hong Sing Garden

Distance - 40.2km

Estimated duration - 35 minutes

It seems you've just had dinner

Would you like a late night snack?

Searching for restaurants near Sha Tau Kok

It's a barren land out here

Bro, head home and get some rest, good night

"Lesson #2 Long-D Relationship Cram School"

"Home"

"Knowing What You Want"

Cha Kwo Ling - Chai Wan Industrial City

Removing 'subway' suggestions

Walk to Sam Ka Tsuen and take the ferry

Then take a bus from Lei King Wan

Bro, I wanna change the photo

When you see the groom holding a camera

You might be able to guess his occupation

Wong Tai Tung and I
went to secondary school together

You guys might've seen him

He's a reporter for an online news outlet

He does live broadcasts all the time

Where's your brother?

Argh, where is he?

No worries, let's take the photo

Good morning

This is Law Tsz Wing

English name is Jude Law

He's the bride's older brother

Also the guy who lent me his car

As you can tell, he's in the fashion business

This is Gigi, the bride

Nickname's Gigi Law (sounds like 'trash can')

However, Tung met Gigi

Not because she went to
St Paul's School in Lam Tin

In July 2011

There was a famous online video

On the last day of school
at Sing Yin Secondary School

All the boys sang to the girls school

right across from them

We were all there, including Gigi

Ah... be careful

Sorry

Fleur, check if this is okay?

I think it can be a bit tighter

Do it like this

You were in charge of this

But you were late

How would she know how to do it?

That's right

Shut up

Quick sidebar?

I'll help you fix it, okay?

Do you know Fleur? Have you been introduced?

She's your cousin, right?

I've met her

She's been a bridesmaid every month

She's a pro

That's good

She's experienced

She didn't need to come today

But why is she here?

The bridesmaid who does makeup

isn't free today

C'mon

You really are stupid

It's never that simple, I've heard that

She has a crush on you

Did she ask you out?

She's asked me out on a date

But she didn't say she liked me

Where are you guys going?

To the movies and afternoon tea

I didn't commit to it yet

She's aggressive, and desperate

Do you know why?

No idea

Fleur Tai

29 years old

Nicknamed the over-aged dreamy girl

She's a kindergarten teacher

Her dream is to be married before 30

And wants 3 kids and 3 pets

It's none of your business

She's your cousin

She'd be too old to get pregnant in a few years

It's just a movie

Alright then I'll go with her

Whatever

As you like

Jude

Stop bothering Hau

He needs to help us

I wanna stick with him. So what?

Get a grip, Jude

You're late, and you're not being helpful

Don't be jealous. I'll hug you later

I'll go help out

You'd think I'm being nosy

But this is a tip for you

She lives quite far away

Where are my car keys?

Do you need to borrow my car?

- Gigi
- It's been ten years, Lisa

Shut up

Hello

Fleur, can you help me
grab the invitation?

Sorry you had to come all the way

It's okay

I'm in the city today anyway

It's more troublesome mailing it to me

And it'll be a hassle for the postman

Congratulations

Thank you

It's been a while

Right

It's been a long time

I heard you work in IT nowadays

That's right

I'm a programmer for apps

How about multimedia and web design?

My studio is looking for someone to work on VR

Sure

I can do that

I'll be in touch when I finalize the idea

I'm sorry every one

I have another appointment

So fast?

Yeah

I don't usually come out to the city

So my schedule is packed

Apologies

Hau, let's set a date,
or I'll see you at the wedding?

Bye-bye

Lisa, why don't you leave Hau your phone number?

That'd be more convenient, right?

It's still the same number from high school

92390646

92390646

Save it now

92390646

What about yours?

56405179

Louder

56405179

Got it

Bye-bye

Bye-bye

Remember to come!

Remember to call her

That's Lisa

She was Gigi's classmate

And she was the goddess of our high school

I didn't expect to see her again today

This is Cha Kwo Ling Village

My grandpa said this used to be a mining area

But since I was born

The Eastern Harbour Crossing and the
MTR station was already there

"Yau Tong"

Us three musketeers have been in this diner
since we were kids

Us three musketeers have been in this diner
since we were kids

Hau

We'll need a more detailed
report of your date with Fleur

Hau

Have you realized that you
tend to like girls who are older?

Like that colleague of yours

She was older than you.
And more proactive than you

Don't you think that Fleur is a bit unbearable?

It was just a movie

We're not dating

I know people think I'm naive for a 30 year old

- "Ha Pak Nai"
- They'd tease me for watching the sunset every day

- "Ha Pak Nai"
- Or the way I dress

Or that I'm a bridesmaid every month

Or that I wanna get married

Or even that I live far away

A lot of girls wanna get married before 30

I don't wanna get married before 30

She wants to get married before 30

And wants 3 kids and 3 pets

Jude's got it wrong

I wanna have kids before I'm 30

Not married before I'm 30

Which means I have to get married at 29

I only have 11 months left

I wanna get married asap

Would you mind

if your girlfriend was older than you?

I haven't really thought about it

But my ex is older than me

I'm one year older than you

She was three years older

Which means you don't mind

That's not what I meant

Sorry

She lives so freaking far away

It'll cost a fortune

You can't even get an Uber over there

You'd have to take a minibus, and another bus

With that commute time, you can fly to Taipei

Not only Taipei

You can probably fly to Tokyo

You're exaggerating

It's only about 4 hours

You can definitely fly to Naha, Okinawa

If you're willing to travel that far

You might as well date
a Taiwanese or Japanese girl

How would I communicate with them?

Body language

It's beautiful and romantic here

There are a lot of beautiful spots

You'll realize it if you lived here

As long as the weather is nice

You wouldn't wanna miss a day

Not a single day

It really is beautiful

No wonder you wanted to watch a movie at lunchtime

You wanted to make it back in time for the sunset

It's a shame though

What is?

Over there

What about it?

It's Shenzhen

Yeah

That's why I use a land line phone at home

My cell phone would connect
to the mainland signal sometimes

Is it your first time here?

Yeah

I've heard about this place before though

The sunset is quite famous

Sometimes I don't understand you people

You always say you fight for democracy

Why can't I just live the way I want to?

Why can't I live at Pak Nai?

Why can't I dress like this?

Why can't I be proactive in dating guys?

What's there to tease about?

You really do work in Yuen Long

Yeah

I don't just work in Yuen Long

I grew up in Yuen Long

It's not far for me at all

And the rent is much cheaper

From my home to the kindergarten

Is just a minibus ride away

Bro

You are now in Southern Shenzhen

Just a reminder, roaming data...

- You've activated data roaming...
- That's cute

- deactivating
- Did you program this app?

- OMW now offline
- Yeah

My colleagues and I developed it

I wanted to test the signal over here

And see if the app would work properly

Gigi said you don't live in Cha Kwo Ling anymore

You've moved to Hong... whatever Garden

I don't even know where that is

Hong Sing Garden

I moved back there after university

I was actually born there

Heading home?

Hong Sing Garden

- Distance: 53.9km
- It's right there

Next to the Tseung Kwan O Tunnel

Estimated duration - 52 minutes

Would you like to dine here

- or eat at home?
- That's cute

It speaks?

It's basically an Al

Similar to Siri

It's quite common nowadays

It's not that difficult

Recalibrating your location

You are located at the romantic

- Ha Pak Nai
- There's even an ASMR mode

Sounds great in headphones

Do you wanna try it?

No thank you

I know what that is

I'm really sensitive to those sounds

- Sorry
- Searching for...

hotel restaurants...

I know exactly what I want

How about you?

Perhaps you don't like girls like me

But do you actually like 'goddess'?

"Lesson #3 Long-D Relationship Cram School"

"Home"

"You Can Be Yourself"

Do you guys know

What Jude always says to me?

If you wanna get a girl

You need to have a car

But it's not cheap

You gotta pay for parking, gas,
and parking tickets

But most importantly,

you'd have personal space

Even Yau Wai Ching said there's
a lack of space for sex

In fact, it's a real estate problem

But I don't recommend car sex

And I forbid car sex in my car

Jude is like a fly

Always buzzing around my ears

I got tired of borrowing his car all the time

So I ended up buying a second-hand car

As a gift for myself for my promotion

But why did I choose stick shift?

I don't know either

Stop daydreaming, park the car

There are 13 restaurants with parking offers

If you wanna eat, then get parking

Same colour, make,
and model, that's a rare sight

I'm Mena

Mena Man

MENA

I'm Hau

Yau Chi Hau

Why did you park the other way round?

Yeah

I park like that sometimes

Depending on my mood

Isn't that peculiar?

Just like your name

Our license plates are similar too

Maybe we got them one after the other

I was really born in 1994 though

I work in asset management

Sounds impressive, doesn't it?

I got you a fortune telling book

And checked it out for you

You're on a lucky streak

Romance is in the air

I'm not lying to you

Bro, there's a ghost in your car

Mena said she worked in asset management

She actually sells insurance

Since we've met,

she's been texting me a lot

She stayed over at my place last weekend

Jude was right

It's my turn to stay over this weekend,

turns out she lives on Lantau Island

She said I won't get a ticket
if I parked overnight at Tung Chung Pier

Then there's a ferry to Tai O

"Fleur: Wanna watch Kearen Pang's new play?”

Your current location: Tung Chung

New destination: Tai O, ferry is recommended

Mena is much more experienced in dating

Luckily, she didn't give me a hard time

Spending time with her, I finally realized

Why my last relationship didn't work out

"Tai OF

Do you like the pandan waffles?

Is it special?

It's just street food

Speaking of which

That old lady cut in line just now

Why didn't you say anything?

She was old, so I let her go first

So old people get preferential treatment?

Gotta carry these things upstairs

I can carry them for you

Of course you will

Don't tell me you forgot them again

These government subsidized buildings are nice

Population density is quite low

It's quite chill living in Tai O

You can drive or take a ferry here

Of course

I live in a two bedroom apartment by myself

And there's free parking

But since our office moved to Kowloon

My commute's been really far

Why did so many companies move to Kwun Tong?

Don't you all work in Central?

Central? Only Chinese companies can afford it

Have you thought about moving back to the city?

My parents bought this place
through government subsidy in 1997

$250,000

Do you know the market price now?

$2,500,000

I graduated five years ago

And they sold it to me
for half of the market price

I've managed to pay out my mortgage in four years

I'm definitely not moving back to the city

With all the stuff happening last year

If I didn't own any property

I'd be dead

You're asking me if I wanna go back?

And being stuck with
mortgage payments for 20 years?

You're right

But why did they profit from you?

They could've sold it to you at the original price

Why would they do that?

It's reasonable if they wanted to
sell it at half or market price

My parents never spoiled me

I think that's a good thing

I head a head start in adapting to
this insane world out there

How about you?
You also live in your parents' apartment

I pay rent

Higher than market price, though

Why bother?

And you're trying to lecture me?

Let's go babe, okay?

Lung Hin Court

Where's your car?

Over there

Oh right

See you next Saturday?

Maybe

I'll bump into you at the car park in Kwun Tong

Right

Okay then

Why am I only allowed to come on Saturdays?

I have to rest up on Sundays

To prep for work on Monday

I'm leaving then

Bye-bye

Honestly, I'm quite surprised

I've been thinking throughout this meal

Why would anyone wanna poach a free-rider like me

No way!

We're not in school anymore

You're right

You're not as nerdy as before

I still remember Dor Dor back then

That's a load of crap

You still have some way to go

Maybe fix your bangs

You've changed a lot as well

Wait a second

You got a promotion

Now you're hiring

But you didn't think of me
at the college reunion

You never mentioned it to me

Now you're reaching out all of a sudden

I don't work at tech firms
that need me to work overtime

I need to go home

Our company is quite chill

How would you know?

This is the only company you've ever worked at

You work in tech as well

Oh please

I'm in charge of a lot of stuff

Even fund raising

But the good thing about working with an NGO is

I don't need to work overtime

Sometimes there are events in the weekends

But that's only once or twice a year

Other than that, we're always off on time

You're so multitasking

That's exactly why I reached out

What do you need me to do?

Project management?

Or PR and marketing?

Do I have to write code?

I'll charge more if I have to show my face

C'mon Melanie, stop messing around

This is Melanie

We call her the Queen 'Meh'

Our project manager A Lee

took a year no pay leave

And it's not easy to hire a replacement

So I reached out to my classmates

Melanie is good at math,
so she studied computer science

She was the prettiest girl at school

At every group project

She'd choose to work with Dor Dor and myself

Can you guys guess why?

Why do you have so many photos?

We majored in computer science

It's just transferring data to your phone

Whatever

Still lingering in the past

This photo right here

Was taken at the Engineering
School 30th Anniversary Ball

I didn't think you'd come

Me neither

I was just there with Nora

Nora? Lam Tze Wing?

Yeah

What?

I know she got people to boycott me back then

But that was the past

We're good now

I now also realize how I carried myself

I thought I was a big star or something

You guys all thought that about me

How was the reunion?

What did other people think?

Nothing, everyone was shocked

That you worked at an NGO

You tamed down and was much nicer

We all thought you were gonna become a movie star

It's not easy being a movie star

Like this meal we're having tonight

Can I finish it?

If I do, I'll get fat

I need to deal with my bosses

Be courteous to the press and my fans

And also become a target for ridicule

People judge you

It was a lot of pressure... but life is good now

I can get off work on time and
hang out with my parents

A lot has happened to us these past few years

You don't need to talk about it

If you don't want to

It's alright

Everyone knows anyway

My dad was in massive debt

And we had to move around

It was all over the papers

But I'm their only child

I was afraid that they'd commit suicide

We've all heard the rumours

Stop staring

That's Manson

You know him?

You don't know Manson?

He's from the King Maker show on TV

He's super famous

It's true that he looks like
Koma Wong in real life

Stop pretending

It's okay if you don't know who he is

The girl next to him is my girlfriend

We've been together for four weeks

Almost a month

My child

In Africa

Every four weeks is equal to a month

I'll stop teasing you

Your girlfriend is having dinner with a pop star

Are you sure she's still your girl?

Re-calibrating

You're located at Mui Wo Pier on Lantau Island

You can take bus No.1

Or bus No.4 to get to Cheung Sha Beach

Babe, I've arrived, do you know how to get here?

Cheung Sha Wildlife Guide

You are now looking at...

A cow

Make me look pretty and slim

Okay

What's wrong?

Why did you tip just now?

What?

Why did you tip them so much?

I thought tipping was quite common

There's already a 10% service charge

Let me drive back to Tai O

Of course you are

I'm already exhausted driving here

Here, this is for you

To commemorate one month of dating

I made them according to the both of us

Your eyes are red

Perhaps I'm

not used to wearing contacts

What's with styling your hair and contact lenses?

I thought

you'd like it

Speaking of which

I was having dinner with a client the other day

And saw that you were eating with a pretty girl

That restaurant inside the factory building?

Great, so you know what I'm talking about

It's not like that

It's a misunderstanding

We went to university together

We were talking about work

I was trying to poach her

A pretty girl working in IT?

She...

She's even prettier back then

If you don't believe me

Let me show you

Our text messages

Take a look

No, I won't

Let me show you some pictures

This was when we were in school

I told you I don't wanna see them

I believe you

Melanie, is it?

Yeah, we call her Queen 'Meh'

Queen 'Meh'? Just drive

So I don't get mad

Do you know how to drive stick?

Sorry

I can come over earlier next Saturday

Do you want to?

Yeah I do

I can join you after work on Friday

And hitch your ride to Tai O

I could apply for the Lantau
Closed Road Permit for you

What?

I didn't think you'd hesitate that long

That's it. Stop the car. I'll drive

Stop the car

Turn off the ignition

Pull the handbrake

Get off the car

You can be yourself now

Let's break up

Can you guys tell me what I did wrong?

Failure

Bro, we've failed find your position

Looks like you're a newbie

Swipe to start the tutorial

"Cha Kwo Ling Musketeers”

Hau: Wanna play video games?

Wing: In Tai O?
Tung is on his way back from Taiwan

Let's see who gets home first

Loser buys drinks

Hau: I'm not in Tai O

I don't even know where I am

Wing: What?

Not getting laid tonight?

Tung: I'm about to take off

What have I missed?

Hau: Turns out Mena saw me

having dinner with Melanie

Wing: I get it now

So she closed the gates to heaven

Hau: She broke up with me

Tung: She was holding Manson's hand

Hau: They didn't hold hands

Tung: I'll talk to you guys later

Flight attendant is on my ass

I need to turn off my phone

We'll talk when I get back

Wing: Why not fight back with the Manson thing?

Hau: I just tried to explain the Melanie thing

It'd turn into a fight if I brought it up

Stop pretending

You just wanna get laid tonight

Hau: No man, screw you

"Lesson #4 Long-D Relationship Cram School"

"Home"

"Terminate Your Teenage Fantasies"

I know you guys wanna comfort me

But as time passed,

I've realized it might turn out for the better

All done, time for noodles!

What is it?

Thank you, Dor Dor

It's quite nice

(You want to see me?)

What's up? Is there any trouble with HR?

I never had to tilt my head up to speak to you

My neck hurts

Screw you

This is for you

Dor Dor and I made it ourselves

Welcome to the team

Why did you guys make a retro edition?

You said you threw a lot of stuff away

See how pretty this girl is

She's not too shabby nowadays

Come on

I cut my hair short

I don't like washing my hair

Short hair looks good on you

You've gained some weight though

But that's okay

I got fat?

Did I really get fat?

Shit

I just hung out at home

for two weeks

No wonder I feel bloated

Do I still have a neck?

Just a bit

Just a bit

You're so fake

Get back to work

Hey

How does my curly hair look?

Um...

Still thinking of a response?

Forget it, get back to work

Thanks for remembering what I said

"Mena last seen online today 13:19"

Lisa: Hau, did you get my email?

When do you have time to come visit?

I can help you apply for a permit

How about...

I come visit you this weekend?

Planning your route

New Destination

Mui Tsz Lam at Lai Chi Wo

Distance - 39.4 km

Public transport suggestions-

removing subway options

Searching for restaurants near Lai Chi Wo

Bro

You're located at: Wu Kau Tang Village

Distance to destination

Approx. 4.5 km

Duration: 2 hours by walking

Don't push yourself if you're not fit

Lai Chi Wo - Mui Tsz Lam, Distance: 3.25km

Falling behind schedule

Government Flying Service Hotline

"Fleur: I have extra tickets for Mirror,
wanna go together?"

You're almost there

How would you know?

Bro

I'm just cheering you on

Government Flying Service Hotline

I should arrive in 25 minutes

Correction

It's 30 minutes

You're listening in?

Developer Mode has granted access to the microphone

Developer Mode has granted access to the microphone

"Mui Tsz Lam"

Thanks for coming all the way

No worries

This is Mui Tsz Lam

There are two rows of houses

And a small citrus garden

It's all here, that's about it

The air is nice up here

Trees are tall as well

You're weird! Lemme give you a tour

The wall paintings look great

Did you paint them?

I didn't paint them

No one lived here originally

So the village chief invited
a resident artist to live here

It attracted a lot of people

So you're the second resident artist?

I guess so

There are a lot of photogenic spots here

A lot of hikers pass by

So the village chief
started working with tour guides

And set up a Mui Tsz Lam museum

Displaying the daily appliances from the old days

Allowing visitors to learn more

About the history of Mui Tsz Lam

Since you've come all the way here

I've asked Mr. and Mrs. Fat to make us dinner

There aren't many rooms at Mui Tsz Lam

So a lot of people would rent rooms here

There's water, electricity, hot water, and a/c

And they provide four meals

Four meals?

Yeah

Mrs. Fat would make dessert as a late night snack

Compared to last time I saw you in Chai Wan

I gained 5 lbs

I couldn't tell

Back in high school, you didn't know how to lie

You've been polluted by the society

What's its name?

He's Wong Choi (Prosperity & Wealth)

He's adorable

Thank you Mr Fat

It smells amazing

Bye-bye

Why do you like it here?

The smell of the air

The sounds of the animals

It's very layered

And it feels different

It feels pure and unadulterated

Living here gives me a lot of time to think

And it really helps with my creative works

I also have time
to think about my ideal life

I also have time
to think about my ideal life

You said you wanted to record the ambient sounds

And put them online

I've looked into it

You need to find someone to work on sound design

You were very clear in your email

So I've started talking to an audio artist

I love to stargaze here

Because it's so dark

You look at the sky

And you'll see each and every individual star

It's beautiful

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Can I ask you a question?

Sure, go ahead

Why do you never look me in the eyes

Whenever you talk to me?

What? That's not true

You're not like that to other people

Only to me

I thought you hated me

Why would I hate you

It's still the case, up to this day

I didn't...

You're avoiding me now

What?

Look at me

Look me in the eyes

Just keep going on that path

And walk forward

I'll meet you up there

How does yours taste?

It's interesting

Can I eat these flowers?

Yeah, they're edible

Alright

You don't need to see me off

I'll manage myself

I'll let you know when the equipment arrives

Thank you, Hau

You're welcome

Hau

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Bye-bye

Bye-bye

Have you thought about what you really want?

Do you really like 'goddess'?

Can you guys live together

Look at me, am I ugly to you?

Of course not,

you had a lot of suitors back in high school

You never tried to date me

Ah Wing did

It's never my turn

Who's Ah Wing?

Gigi Law's brother

Jude Law?

He said

he's dated you before

He didn't

Forget about dating

He never even asked me out

What?

I really don't understand what
goes on in guys' heads

You guys just keep thinking,
and never take action

It's always just a final fantasy

And never answer the call of duty

Successfully recalibrated

You are near Sha Tau Kok

You have one friend nearby

Would you like to have lunch?

"How are you, A Lee?"

"Lesson #5 Long-D Relationship Cram School"

"Home"

"Learn to Share Your Heart"

I'm doing well

I'm almost at Sha Tau Kok

You have a permit

Yeah, I do

But I'm not at Sha Tau Kok

No...

You didn't scare me that night

"Luk Keng Nam Chung”

The company didn't tell us anything

They just said you took a year off

We're all really worried about you

Let me push the bike

It's okay, I came to Luk Keng to move around a bit

It's alright

I didn't wanna announce that I had cancer

And I wasn't close enough with you to let you know

What if you professed your love for me then?

My cancer was just at stage 2

I could take care of myself

The day after I sent you home

You didn't show up to work

All the colleagues asked me if it was my fault

I wanted to say thank you and sorry for that night

Thank you for taking me home

[t made me feel loved

Although I don't think guys
should always send girls home

Besides, I live so far away

And 'sorry' is because I didn't tell you

I wanna go over there

How much longer do you have chemotherapy for?

Two more months

Surgery went well

So there's lower chance of the cancer coming back

I didn't tell our colleagues that
you moved back to Sha Tau Kok

Thank you

But I wasn't lying that day

Even if I wasn't sick

I wouldn't wanna live in Prince Edward

Not to mention being sick

How's your new team with Dor Dor?

We've moved our seats around

And I found a classmate to help out

That's good to hear

It's all about timing

This is for you, Hau

Thank you for last week

You look tired

She's right

You don't look well

Should I tell Melanie?

Got it

Thank you, Amy

I'm just feeling under the weather,

get back to work

What smells so good?

Melanie? What are you doing here?

Are you referring to me or the food?

I told you I'd buy you some food

Sorry

I thought you'd call

Then I'll open the door for you

Dig in

Thank you

Everyone knows you

keep your spare key
inside the LEGO mini cooper

Aren't you scared of someone breaking in?

You know my address because I sent it to you

If you didn't have my address

The key is useless

Dumbass

The HR department has your address

I only gave them my Cha Kwo Ling address

Where's Cha Kwo Ling?

I remember my dad used to listen to Sam Hui's songs

The lyrics mentioned

about a girl living in Cha Kwo Ling

That's part of Sam Hui's 'Pursuit Trilogy'

We all grew up knowing that song

Can you take me there some day?

You mean Cha Kwo Ling village?

Yeah

Sure thing

Dealing with HR is such a drag

I'm still working on my appointment paperwork

Wow

It's so yummy

You still have an appetite

Which means you're not that sick

Come here

What's up?

Come over here

What are you doing?

Taking your temperature

This is how you take a temperature?

My mom did it like this since I was a kid

My mom just put her hand on my forehead

Thanks for getting me lunch

You're welcome

I have to thank you instead

My salary is much higher than before

Who else could come over in the afternoon?

I'm the only one who can work outside of the office

Now I understand why you got that promotion

You're so different from when you were in school

Already miles ahead of the other guys at work

Those teammates of yours

They're all so dorky

Wow, you're efficient

You're here in 20 minutes

I thought it'd take you more than an hour

So I took a nap on the couch

You think I'm efficient now because you're sick

Once I make a mistake after working together

You'll think that I'm careless

And find me annoying from talking too much

Why are you criticizing yourself

It's true though

Everything's peachy when you're happy

Everything's shit when you're unhappy

Can I take a look around?

Go ahead

Your apartment is pretty big

For a person who lives alone

It's my dad's apartment

But he works in Mainland

Doesn't come back often

You have so many LEGO sets

There must be 100 boxes

No way near 100

I stopped buying legos after I bought a car

I'm just working on legos I've previously bought

You have so many cup noodles

And a freezer full of microwaveable meals

They're all different flavours

Hello?

What is it?

This again?

Are you done?

Alright, whatever, are you done talking?

Who was that? The office?

No

I've never seen you so angry before

It's nothing, it's just my dad

You always talk to your dad like that?

Do you hate him?

He treats you well enough

Allowing you to live in such a big apartment

Nice decor

I pay him rent

He renovated the place

so he could get rid of my mom's stuff

But your mom passed away a long time ago, right?

Yeah

Does that mean he can get rid of her stuff?

He just wants to sell the house

And renovated the place
while I was traveling abroad

So I chose to live here

Then he won't be able to sell it

He likes money

So I pay rent that's above market price

After, he's still your dad

He never cared about this family

Thinking he's the shit,
just by earning some money in Mainland

Whatever, I don't wanna talk about it

What are you doing?

I think you have lice here

You have so many toys

I've been bitten as soon as I got in here

You're a girl

Can you be more lady like?

What?

What did you see?

My undies?

You'll be happy, wouldn't you?

Come on, Melanie

I think it's funny

We're total opposites

You can't escape me, even now

Back in university

All of us were under your spell

Thanks for bringing me food

I feel a lot better after eating

I can get to work later

Do Hong Kongers love working that much?

Do Hong Kongers love working that much?

Take some time off and rest

You took a sick day off

Use that time to think of

How you'd repay me for this food

I can treat you to dinner and a movie after work

Or take you to Cha Kwo Ling village on the weekend

You said you wanted to visit

Little child Yau Chi Hau

You've grown up

Are you taking me on a date?

I just wanted to repay you

Would... your boyfriend mind?

This lady currently single

Do you guys remember the night

I saw Mena with Manson?

There something I didn't tell Tung and Jude

Because I feel kinda guilty about it

Are you sure she's still your girl?

I've been dumped many times

I have experience in breaking up

Time for revenge

What?

What are you doing?

Revenge

Time to play dirty

They weren't holding hands

Why are you holding my hand

Look at how nervous you are

Sir, all of your food have been served

Do you need anything else?

No, thank you

Can I get the bill, please?

Okay

Melanie, where do you live?

I have a car

I can drive you

Take me to Central

Central? I thought her family was broke

Guess they're doing well

Finally, someone who doesn't live so far away

Don't you guys agree?

"Hau: I'm arriving Central, don't worry"

Why are you here?

I'm a journalist

It's not unusual that I'd be in central

Should I drive you back to Cha Kwo Ling?

You can give it a try

A try?

Why doesn't it work?

I came back from an interview from La mm a Island

And saw your car parked here

Doors locked

But the lights still on

Five minutes ago

They turned off as well

Shit

Ran out of battery

I already called Jude

Calling me in such a hurry

Did you miss me?

Hau, do you need a girlfriend right now?

Or this external car battery?

You look quite handsome cleanshaven

I know

So from this day forth,
I'll start growing my facial hair

Otherwise I'll be getting all the girls

What's with the attitude?

Do you know what you're doing?

So how will you repay me

Repay you? I should be mad at you

For what?

For lying to me

What?

What did I do?

I also wanna know

I'm all ears

Turns out you never dated Lisa

You said you did

What do you have to say about that?

Say it

You dare not say it?

I didn't question why you parked your car here

You could've asked

You're a grown man

No need to explain yourself

Did Lisa tell you...

Jude Law, can you keep a secret?

What's going on?

You ask him yourself

So you dated Lisa before?

I thought you said his sister was your first love?

Are you kidding me?

I thought we were brothers

You've never told me before

And I've never told your wife about it

See how good I am to you?

Alright then, I'll tell her

Should Hau tell her,
or do you wanna tell her yourself?

Or we could all not tell her

You're an asshole

You really are an asshole

But I like it

My brother

You asshole

You're her brother, for god sake

It's rare for someone to love my sister

You know

She's so manly, and fat, and has a beard

You're right

That's my wife

Just don't say these things in front of me

You really are an asshole

Let's go back to Hong Sing Gardens

You ride with me

Wait a second

You ride with me

Why?

Don't you have some explaining to do?

That's true

Alright, I'll ride solo

Hey!

What is it again?

Don't you guys wanna know why I parked here?

Nope

Not interested

I don't care

I need to grab my battery first

Shut up

They're not interested to know why I parked here

Do you guys wanna know?

It's so nice to have a colleague

Drive me after seeing a client

Thank you

You're welcome

I'll see you tomorrow

What are you doing?

Let me walk you

It's just a few steps to the pier

I wanna send you back to Cheung Chau

Why?

Um...

Um... you're stuttering

You know that if you send me home

It'll take you two hours to get back

I know that

Right, then

Why?

Can't I?

Sure...

Sure you can

Let's go

Do you guys recognize this pier?

Does it feel familiar?

But let me tell you guys

Melanie doesn't live in Cheung Chau

"See Ranch"?

It's Sea Ranch

Right, "Sea"

I haven't heard of it either

Sea Ranch is located on Lantau Island

Luxury houses at dirt cheap prices

Dead dogs found in the abandoned clubhouse

This was an article from three years ago

Ruins photography right there

The clubhouse is in ruins

But the residential area is still operational

It's just like Tai O

You're an impressive man

The last two girls you've dated require
a permit for you to drive there

That's not true

You can't reach Sea Ranch by car

Right

Jude, where's your sister, ie. my wife?

It's beautiful here

You can even see the ocean

We used to play up here when we're kids

Did Hau send you home?

Yeah, he took me as far as Cheung Chau

He made sure I got on the ferry to Sea Ranch

And then he took the ferry back to Central

That doesn't mean anything though

What?

That doesn't mean anything?

Before they seal the deal

All the boys would take me back to Cheung Chau

Once we make it official

They'll tell me to move out of Sea Ranch

Some say it after a week

Some after a month

Some after a whole season

They'd suggest I stay over
at their respective places

But that's not enough

So we ended up breaking up

Three bedrooms, with an ocean view

Isolated from society

I can't live without Wi-Fi

They have Wi-Fi nowadays

But not as cheap as $1 million like before

Taking the ferry there

And then driving back

Would take you longer than flying to Kaohsiung

Weren't you set on Taipei?

There was originally a ferry directly from Central

Sea Ranch was a big deal back then

In the 80's

All the foreign CEOs lived there

It was a holiday home for the local wealthy people

My friend lived there before

That's Law's House

We hear they might keep it after the redevelopment

I hope so

And over there

That beautiful rooftop right there

Is my husband Tung's home

Why is it so run down now?

Two groups of homeowners started a war

Ended up in court

They lost the clubhouse

And the direct ferry from Central

So people moved out

And now it's become mostly abandoned

They even have a bowling alley

Hau, your new girlfriend lives there

Therefore she's quite something

She's not my girlfriend yet

Hau's never bring a girl
back to Cha Kwo Ling before

We're not officially together yet

Besides, I was the one who wanted to visit

I think he's only been in two relationships

The girl took initiative both times

Her parents prefer the seclusion

There's restricted access

Brother B, you got it right

Hau's girlfriend used to be a celebrity

From riches to rags

Do you know what happened to his family?

I don't know the full story

You know he lives in Hong Sing Garden, right?

This I know

And everyone from our class knows that

His mom died at 5 years old

His mom died when he was 5 years old

Did you think this was a soap opera?

He was born in Hong Sing Garden

But his dad worked in Mainland a lot

So he lived in Cha Kwo Ling,
where his grandparents lived

I didn't know that

And when he was in university,
his grandparents passed away

His father remarried and
had kids in Mainland

You know what happened
in the 2nd year of university?

Tung was majoring in communications at Shue Yan

So he would go take photos in Mong Kok

And we'd bring Hau with us

He was down in the dumps at that time

We were afraid he couldn't graduate

He never told me any of this

Well, you guys aren't officially together just yet

Right

It takes time for him to warm up

Give him some time

And he'll eventually tell you everything

I hope so

They're here

Let's go

Aren't you gonna take me to see that rock?

Do you want kids already?

Nope, probably not

Who'd wanna bring a child

Into the world that we're living in?

Unless

we can move to another country

Have you thought about it?

How can I not think about it?

Which means we can't play video games tonight

Count me out

I need to rest

I've been pulling all-nighters this week

Otherwise, my colleagues are covering for me

And Gigi has a night shift at the hospital

Exactly

Hello

Melanie

Welcome to our diner

Did you guys grow up in the same village?

Yeah

Yeah

They turned out so different

This diner is beautiful,
like it's from the last century

Thanks for your appreciation

How long has this village been around?

Don't ask me

This village dates back 400 years

So what?

The Small House Policy doesn't apply

Nga Tsin Wai Village still got torn down,
despite being 600 years old

This is Hong Kong

This place might get torn down in a few years

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Your location: Cheung Chau

Those orange rooftops

That's Sea Ranch

Oh...

When you send me home at night

That's the little light in the dark

Please take the free licensed ferry
from the Cheung Chau public pier

This ferry doesn't go to Sea Ranch

What are you up to?

Get on the boat first, Melanie

Sometimes I would think that

There are many possibilities in life

I've always wanted to tell Melanie this story

After my ex-colleague Rex

met his girlfriend Sarah

He quit his job and traveled the world

They bought a boat and started doing local tours

I wonder how Melanie would like to live her life

"Wing: Fleur's found a man”

Here's a pic as proof

Be careful, it's hot and heavy

Thank you

I've always thought that

I liked girls who were similar to me

But when I'm together with Melanie

I feel really comfortable

Have I changed?

You got a little something...

Don't move

Time to come clean

Where are you taking me?

I know

The beach is that way

Have a little patience

In any case, I had a great time today

You know you've already said that three times?

Have I?

I hope you didn't get the wrong idea

I don't like celebrating birthdays

Please don't expect a huge wedding banquet

Besides, my parents won't enjoy socializing

But dinner tonight on a boat

Was much more special than a candlelit dinner

Do you

always have candlelit dinners?

More often than you,

What? What's A2?

You don't know this term?

A means "available"

Which means

you're single

"2" is how many relationships

you've been in

Weren't you working on a dating app?

So what now?

That way

Are you introducing me to new friends?

Patience, Melanie

Patience...

I haven't worked out in so long

I'm tired

Is this it?

Hand me your bag

Melanie...

Happy birthday

What is this?

If you ever miss your ferry

You can stay the night here

I've made up my mind

I'm moving to Cheung Chau

To be closer to you

Will you

be my girlfriend?

What do you see me as?

A booty call that you can just summon over?

Do I seem that casual to you?

What do you like about me?

I'm so talkative, and you're so quiet

Don't take it the wrong way

That's not what I meant

I... think we're very comfortable together

You've made me more talkative

Comfortable?

That's what all guys say at first

"We're so comfortable together”

What were you saying just now? Patience!

You'll get sick of me in no time

Then it'll become uncomfortable

And you'd think I'm annoying and noisy

Sea Ranch is fucking far

I've been in many more relationships than you have

You'll tell me to move back to the city

Don't live so far away

What do I do? Do I abandon my parents?

I've never asked you to send me home

And I've never asked you to move in here

What are you doing? Why did you move here?

What about your car and Hong Sing Garden?

Isn't that part of your childhood memory?

Or you're used to Cha Kwo Ling village

And you wanna live in a village house

Then why don't you move to Tai O with your ex?

Or go to Lai Chi Wo to meet that goddess of yours?

That's right, you never told me any of that

You were never willing to tell me

You thought I was in the dark?

I know everything

You only like pretty girls

What's the point in that?

Pretty girls get old

And their beauty will fade

No one will like them anymore

I'm sorry

I send you home because
I wanna spend more time with you

My car...

I rented a parking space in Sheung Wan

My dad always wanted to sell Hong Sing Garden

So now I'm letting him sell it

It's time for me

to establish my own home

What year is it?

Do boys have to send girls home?

Why can't girls protect themselves?

What if the assailant had a knife?

You'd just be able to stand there
and watch me get raped

I'm sorry, Melanie

I hadn't considered your feelings

But I've thought it through

I know exactly what I want

Oh... I suck

I wanted to keep pretending I was mad

But I couldn't help but laugh

No wonder I couldn't be an actor

What?

You wanna be my boyfriend?

What?

What's happening?

I'm messing with you

Will you still take me?

Shit...

Are you crazy?

I was scared shit less

Makes this more memorable

Did you have to go that far?

I wanna be clear

You moved here because you didn't wanna long-D

Although I was acting just now

I really appreciate you sending me to Cheung Chau

I'll keep doing it

if you like it

Although it's a bit far away from work

I can change jobs

But I can't change my girlfriend

Is it that easy to change?

If I can't find a job

Then we can head to Central Pier together

I'm talking about your girlfriend

That's right

Alright

Let's head to the roof

There must be something corny up there

Hey hey... don't...

There really is

That's so corny

Is it really that corny?

But I like it

What is this?

It's a light that you can see from Sea Ranch

That's impressive

Yeah, I got you the exact same one

We can communicate

through morse code

Morse code?

Which era are you from?

That's so corny, gosh

But that's okay

It's quite romantic

We can give it a shot

Is this fake?

Yeah

Fire hazard

And this is getting floppy

Have you thought of moving to another country?

That was a sudden topic change

Answer the question first

Jude has a British National (Overseas) passport

He wants to go study fashion

Tung and Gigi

are probably moving to Taiwan

But I haven't really thought about it

Why not?

There's nowhere that's really worth moving to

And

the 'where' is not the most important

Most important is 'who' you go with

Let me be clear

If you leave,

you have to take your in-laws with you

Sure, we stick together

So, I've said yes to your question

Why don't you kiss me?

You've killed the whole vibe

You're really not gonna kiss me?

That's so not romantic

Who's the one being unromantic?

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I've found 167 results

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