Yuen fan (1984) - full transcript

Hey! What's the matter with you?

Excuse me! Excuse me! I'm sorry

Sorry, I don't want to talk about it

I'm not going to work anyway

North point, please.

Okay

hey buddy, this is my car

is this your car?
How much you got it for?

I called for it first

then how come I'm sitting inside?

I can't be late as it's my first day
for the job



such coincidence!
This is my first day being fired

looking forward for a pal to hang
around with

Oh! I'm sorry

hey man! You've taken my money

it's two bucks

here you are

Sorry

you sex maniac. What are you doing?

Shit! What the hell are you doing?

Why go by Metro instead of the BMW?

The guy over there is behaving so rude

not necessarily. He seems to be upright

mind you say he's upright and honest

look at him; He seems so sad and hopeless



Ah! Shall we exchange our seats?

This guy is crazy

no! I think he looks pretty good

I don't agree with you, he's good looking!

Ah! Are you mad at me?

Don't be mad,
I'll fix him for you right away

hey! Is that you?

Pardon?

Ain't you that college boy?

What are you talking about?

You don't remember me?

Sure I don't

may flower, got it?

What flower?

See how bad his memory is!

I'm talking about
the may flower restaurant

you told me you're gonna see me sometime

when will you come?

I've never been over there, have I?

Look at you

you also said we're gonna go shopping

he's a college boy, a college boy!

No! I'm not

no? That's such a lie!

Honestly, I don't know her

you don't know me; You're so cruel!

You used to say I'm so pretty; Feel me

come on, touch my hands; Touch me

you said that I was a bit piggy
and tender, also

you feel like kissing me whenever we meet

get lost

you four-eyed monster...

I can't stand you

It's the terminus. Let's get off

bye, silly kid,
don't forget to stop by sometime

I've never been to whatever flowers,
I swear!

No need to look for him, he's just left

Thank you

Amy, return this letter to Monica

just pretend I've never seen it

don't let my wife know

Monica...

What do you want?

Dunno; Mr. ng returns this letter to her

That beast is still here, is it?

Sorry, I'm late;
Just finished the meeting

never mind

are you Mr. chan?

Yes, here is my reference

nice. You've mostly scored a's

your biology
and chemistry is quite good too

yes, my teacher used to say

I have talent in this field

I can tell what's inside the test tube

this is copper sulphate

and this is iodine

Don't taste it, it is gorilla's urine

how is it? Are you okay?

Gorilla's always do that.
What does it mean?

So what is the meaning of this?

Miss, you've got any change?

Sorry, I ain't got spare coins

this way

come on, hurry up

don't go that way, it's very dangerous

I'm not in a hurry

Hurry up

welcome

sir

Who are you?

You don't remember me?

The one on the subway;
May flower restaurant

I've come to apologize

beg your pardon?

What are you doing here?

Shut up.
What the hell you're after me for?

I said I'm here to apologize

what are you doing?

Your radio...

It's too loud

okay! I accept your apology

you can go out now, hurry up!

Open the door!

Go! Go! Quick!

Go that way! That way

Silence

can't I even listen with the phones?

Get away from me

crazy

excuse me

we've got plenty of famous brands...

If you don't like this particular one

please come around and check it out

sir

have a look

excuse me

this silk covered sofa and the crystal...

Tea table seem to be a perfect match

you can try the sofa

sir

is this right?

I'm not kidding; The sofa is really soft

hitting on it after a hard day's work...

I'm sure you'll feel most comfortable

we are businessmen; We must be honest

frankly,
your home ain't big enough for this

keep your mouth shut;

I'll take all the cushions

what? Aren't these for sale?

You really want all these, miss?

Bull shit!
I'll take even those at your warehouse

the bill please!

It's not much anyway!
It's easy to handle!

That's too much for me, thank you!

You must take it, okay?

I've done nothing to deserve it!

I must give it to you, take it

doesn't matter!

Come over here

- come over and help me
- What's up?

Is it her? I wish to give her something

she doesn't accept.
Please come speak to her

come on

where are you going?

Going home

come along if you're doing
nothing special

where are we going?

I'll take you to a special place;
Let's go...

You're back so late! Must've lost again

can't you just let it go?

I mean, this must be the 50th time

too bad! I'd feel the same if I were you

he's compassionate, righteous and able

what a pity, he's married

stop it

you better shut up!

Don't try to be so cool

as your sister,

I don't mind letting you cry
on my shoulder

your shoulder is not for me

I'd rather you reserved it for him

see, here come the roses from
your boyfriend

and wow! They're pink

on the table

It's nice. Come and bathe together

sorry, it won't take long

it's alright. Take your time

Since when did my girlfriend get mad!

Tonight I'll wait for you
at the same place

My husband has left me

now I'm all alone

such a waste!

Don't be disheartened

miss, don't get mad

when we first met,

my spouse used roses to deceive me

What do you have in mind?

We've got to climb up that way

climb?

Yes, come on, don't panic, climb up here

come on, I'll help you

watch out! Be careful, that's right

How did you get here?

From over there?

Look

what's so interesting?

You yourself are to be blamed,
stupid fool

you're most stupid that
I've ever brought here

you've been unexpectedly tricked
but actually,

I am very honest, you know

true. Frankly speaking you are too honest

I see you kind of dumb

come! Help me handle this

come sit over here

Let's have the lobster salad

go on

how come there's so much of it?

There're still many fellows with us

many fellows?

Is it the dead?

Do you know there are many
ghosts around...

Looking for food in the night

I don't much care for the money
and that's...

Why I bought a lot of food for them

do you believe in ghosts?

To frighten who?

You don't believe this?
When you call them...

White candles & flowers
and melon must be ready

these are so soft,
they must be easy to eat, right?

Don't you know the reason?

Because they are smelly

and so it attracts them here

if you don't let them eat...

They will crawl in front
of you very slowly

stretch out their long nails

and scratch your face

I want it

Help!

Honey, open the door!

Open the door please! I'm scared to death

quick, open the door!

One more

I'm asking you

have you seen a boy
with spectacles pass by?

You're such a neurotic

Have you seen a country guy
dressed in suit...

With spectacles around here?

No, you better look for yourself

Hey, miss

did you see a girl with the radio suit?

Here she is

how come you've got no guts!
It's so cowardly...

Running with a mad woman
over your shoulders

do you know what you are doing?

Come, let's go for drinks

I can't

it's my birthday today

ain't you gonna greet me
for happy birthday

behave yourself!

Don't be afraid,
it's only a birthday kiss

please come with me

who the hell is she?

Everybody, please feel free to drink.
It's on me

cheers everybody

Do you understand? I seldom have birthday

everyone should have a birthday

but mine is different from others

bottoms up,
I'll tell you the difference after that

I'm sure you'll agree with me

My birthday is on the 29th of February,

its once every four years!

Come on, cheers! Let's celebrate!

You want to leave?

Don't you want to make me feel happy?

One more round!

The last one! Okay

I must be going!

My boyfriend wants to leave now

no, come on, let's toast!

You drink too... cheers...

Hey, our son is back, let's go get him

what are you shouting at?
I know he's back

hurry up!

How would you like me to ask for?

Ask him if 21 years vitality
has been released

how can you ask him that way?

You should know that
your son hasn't been...

Touching any woman other than you

you didn't ask him,
how do you know that he...

Is helping others or self-sacrificing?

We need not ask him

I bet it must be self-sacrifice

let's sleep,
haven't slept well for the night

you father and son...

Are both the same,

rather self-sacrifice than holding-up
for the wife

you don't ask! I'll go!
Move your stinking feet

don't think you can stay with me tonight

don't you think that I can't live...

Without you

I just said a few things about you
and you got mad

I got mad?

You lost temper without
any reason last night

yes, this won't work, do you understand?

Hey, what kind of man you are?

Wrong, it's me

let me do it.

Oh! I don't mean that

I'll ask him if you don't want to

goodnight! Mom and dad

well, we can't ask him now

it's all your fault

Excuse me

Morning

Such a coincidence!

Sure

step aside, excuse me, step aside

I'm sorry...

Hit it once again

Excuse me

Ain't you getting off by central?

Yes

here we are

Fetch the brief case for me, will you?

Hi, Nancy

yeah, what?

Your boyfriend knows about my duty
with you last night

and found the word '"wai' I wrote
on your underpants

hi, wait a moment please

why are you so mad at me?

Easy! Man, just for fun

what? I've got to compensate $500 for you

is Nancy worth five hundred?

Yesterday,
even that big store had 20% off

so 20% less $500 is $400

if you still bullshit...

I'll let everyone know your wife
has an affair

alright, give me your account number,

I'll transfer the money for you

You've been fooled by me

sorry

who are you?

I am the twin brother of your boss

he saw the world a bit earlier than me

so he is stronger than me

but I am taller than him

this is my first day on the job;
I'm Monica

I'd better go for my work now

okay

excuse me, Monica

let me introduce myself to you

I'm the twin brother of your boss

my name is ng-wai

today is your first day here?

My name should've been ho-wai instead
of ng-wai

f we can have lunch together today

so let's have a lunch together

Japanese food? Curry?

Sorry, I'll have my lunch with others

buffet

oh, your boy friend; We can join together

my name is wai, ng-wai, this is...

Simon - Paul

Paul, Simon, let's go, come on

ah wali, where are we going?

Brother, good to see you!

It's Monica's first day at office.
I invited her for lunch

this her boyfriend, Paul Simon

let's go

Brother wai, join us for lunch

what's up for today?

We've got boiled beef

and also the lobster

that's ah-wai's favourite

take it, let's try some of these

see if the table wine
is appropriate for you

come on, try this, come on

How was it?

It is sweet

sweet, what wine is this?

It's so tightly wrapped

oh, sorry, this is glucose water

what happened?

Hold it, she is new...

And knows nothing.

This is the right one

this is master-wai's favourite wine

enjoy yourself

don't you like it?

Please

let's get something to eat

make yourself at home, everyone

serve the customers

I'll go get it

this brand is fine

The food is quite good

eat more

there are prawns

Excuse me

ohl! Its dirty, you bestial

this one fits you best

open it

should be 1983 and not 1982

I'm sorry

are you alright?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it

doesn't matter

thank you

You don't like this stuff, do you?

We'll go to get something else

okay

Have some prawn

prawn, no. I like the raw beef

it's your first day, isn't it

thank you. Yes

what's your name?

I'm Monica

I... you are Paul?

Yes. My surname is chan

raw beef. I like it

this stuff needs a bit of skill
and strength

add an egg and press it lightly 3 times

don't press it too hard and use a fork

control the pressure
or it would be too old

good for the skin if you are girl

make you stronger if you're a boy

have some

try it

add an egg

That's right

do you know the story behind this?

Once upon a time,
there's a Mongolian general,

he very much fancied eating raw beef

however,
he used to go to battlefield very often

so he couldn't have his favourite food
then, right?

Hence he devised a way

he put the raw beef...

Between his ass and the saddle

when the horse starts galloping

the beef gets whipped up...

Until it's soft and tender

thus he could have his desired beef

oh yes, do you know the name...

Of this general?

In this case he should be
called "split ass"

you're right,
his name is indeed 'split ass'

I nearly forgot his name

waiter, waiter

brother-wai, you leaving?

That general took the right wing
at the frontier

right _right

oh, yes, the right side, the right side

The bill is $1,338

no cash? I got the credit card

I've got cash here, I've got cash

is this card acceptable?

Of course, sure

how about this one?

This one's okay. Gold card

hey, what's the matter with you?

What's the matter?

What are you doing?

What's the matter? Be careful

no singing, no singing

what's wrong with you?

No singing

stop

manager

what are you doing here?

Checking the bills

still checking the bills, Mr. chan?

I'm not Mr. chan

sorry, I'm not talking to you

Mr. chan, you can finish your melon

thank you

that's abuse of power,
you know how to tackle?

You want to try?

Brother-wai, they've made a clown of you

Your boy friend is so powerful

he ain't my boy friend

there's singing and red carpet

it's the five-star service

and the general manager
serves me personally

pack it up

excuse me, make my way out, excuse me

brother-wal, you're welcome back anytime

Go get changed!
Don't practice it anymore

Shut up, shut up; Quiet, everybody

we are busy working now,
where're you from?

Go away, quick

attention. Be prepared

The one with long hair

not you, it's her

yes...

Good... I'll wait for you outside

Miss, you look so familiar,
do I know you?

You are...

Mak...

Mak...

Mak kitman

yes

you're at the studio, right?

Yes, you're right

you are 944103, 944103

commercial radio, I can remember it now

you are that famous d j
who can sing as well

you really are

I love the song 'me and the four guys'

and also ...Brother's candy something

- what?
- No. The tango.

It's the "mantis & I and Don quixote"

maybe, something like that

breathing is the key that alters singing

one needs to co-ordinate chest and lungs

hold on, don't move

this is it,
I feel the air inside my heart

it's from your diaphragm moving
slowly up...

Towards your chest

thus making your breasts even bigger

I'm warning you,
I hate this shit you're saying

What are you doing here, Simon?

You want to be a singer? Making albums?

No, not me

these are recordings

sorry

What so funny, come back

attention everybody, get ready

Hey, watch it!

Shit

No, I haven't. Swear I haven't moved it

the things that I want to do

This is for you

maybe we can go fishing some other day,
okay?

Where'd we going for fishing?

Tai yuan fishing village

tai yuan fishing village

no good?

When I was small

I liked to go fishing with my dad

really?

My dad is great at fishing

once, he took the fishing rod
and swung it like this

Hey

it's me, can I come to see you?

You come right here to me in a minute

I'll be right there, hey...

Hello

May I come in?

My my, that was quick!

I said it wouldn't take a minute

don't be funny.
Bet you called from downstairs

what's this?

I've been enrolled

you know how to catch bugs?

Is the bug control unit only
for bug catching?

What're you asking?

I'd like you to amuse me

what are you talking about?

No, no, entertainment

what I'm saying is...

We can go and have some fun

How's that?

I dare not see the expression
on your face

tonight's going to be
some overtime shift at work

what are you doing?

You better reserve a bed for your boss
in hospital

why?

Because I'm going to beat him

I'll be working until 9 P.M.,
what do you want?

Then you are saving a human life

what kind of entertainment you prefer?

Go for the movies

that's good idea

what?

The boss is here

okay

deal - bye

9 o'clock, don't be late

Monica

what else do you want?

I've told you I don't want
to see you again

but I want to see you

I am not your woman...

And this is not your company either

why the hell you wanna see me

Monica, why are you so nervous

this is not the first time
that I sent you flowers

thank you

The flowers have been sent;
Anything else?

I'll give you a ride, okay?

I've got to meet my friends

please drive me to the palace theatre

Sorry, I'm late. Let's go inside

No way

Who's that guy anyway?

That's yip tung

I'm talking about the guy
who just drove you here

he used to be my boss once

you quite forgot about our date,
didn't you

yeah, I had to do overtime

so why you...

How come you came along with him?

Buddy,
you broke up with your girl friend...

Why get mad at me?

A production of over a million,
a small project

sit back and watch

Man, life sure is tough!

Son, you've got to remember
the routine...

Before you go to bed

yes, I know

gotta sleep early
before taking the driving test

I've already fallen asleep

I've appeared many times,
yet you don't let me pass

I'll beat you to death

morning, sir

I didn't ask you to start the car...

So don't do that

I'm sorry, sir

chin... Mr. chin

my surname is chan

didn't tell you to speak,
better not say a word

answer me if you get it

I got it, sir

sign your name here

Well, you follow the taxi ahead, move it

don't panic, you fool

I' m here to help you

when I make the left turn,
you do the same

I'm making the right turn, don't forget

I'm gonna protect you

Mister, can't you drive...

Haven't you got your driving licence?

You know how tough it was for me!

Big deal!
You only got a driving licence, ha!

Forget it,

it doesn't matter much to me
I'm intrigued!

Don't let me see you on the street again,
move on

you're braking too hard

sir, I...

Both hands should be
on the steering wheel

left turn at the crossing ahead,
then pull over at curb

Is it raining now?

Oh, it isn't raining

Wait

come on, reverse it a little

come on

take the left hand side,
the left hand side...

Sir, there's plenty of room here
on my side

it's because there's a lot of space
by your side,

so there's no room on mine, you see

Why is it like that? This won't work

this ain't gonna work

you haven't been bumped yet

yeah? It's bumped
and I nearly got you crashed

sir, what can I do now?

Just need to turn around,
forget about the test

What's with the umbrella,
it isn't raining!

No good returns for my kindness

Drive slowly, man

move backwards

reverse a bit...

There's a lot of space at the back, go on

turn back, now turn around

no, I'm finished this time

crying is no use

you're sure to fail so better do
what you like

I see it as a game, that's it

I order you to stop the car

stop it

stop!

I beg you to stop the car

you've got the guts!

I was wrong

I can promise you everything, sir

tear it off, would you?

Okay, okay I tear it off, I tear it off

I've got a wife and small kids at home

I've just met a bitch

watch out

let's go to hell together

ah, big brother, please don't kill me

your driving is cool

It doesn't count this time, right?

You're so brave, let's move

Hello

Monica, its me

you've called me over 20 times

please don't be cross

cut the crap. What is it?

Mom said you were still angry at me

it takes only one night to forgive you

mom said,
when you are mad with somebody...

You'll take a life time to forget

I am sorry, now I apologize to you

okay?

Fine, I'll forgive you temporarily

feels like having a cockroach
inside my cup...

Being worried and anxious

smashing around nervously

how about I take you to a movie

I said I'm not mad at you...

But didn't say that I'll go out with you

who is the other guy then? Tell me

you thought I was the cockroach
inside your cup?

I've got my choice for friends,
don't you agree

please don't phone me again

I mean, you're hell bent on leaving...

Your boyfriend,
and that's the wise decision

I know that you're in a bad mood now

shall we have dinner together tonight?

You mean I'll feel better
by dining with you?

Do that and you'll feel 60 % better

as for the remaining 40,
trust red wine to do the job

imagine a candle light dinner
with soft music

forget it

why, still mad at me?

You've got such a childish temperament

that's not true

oh, I know

you don't want to go dinning with me?

It's because you're such a good person

and you don't want to hurt
my feelings and

my pride, am I right?

I'll come over to pick you up tonight

Irene... I'm in a good mood

get the things done

We better not go out for dinner

oh, that's so sweet of you

I'll drive you home,
I won't insist going out

Are you crazy?

Every time you're here,
you act distractingly

step out

there's something that
describes you perfectly

it's the "game boy"

anyone can play with you...

And the game ends real fast

the game-over sound in this machine
is like this.

Don't follow me

unless I can walk with my hands

hey Simon, it takes a long time
to go home...

If you walk with your hands

get in the car, I'll drive you home

are you angry?

Don't. Be a man

stop talking nonsense, get in the car

Oh! Look at the door of my car

no dating, no meal

totally untouched

why, the door is damaged

oh, the door!

Don't cry, you are a man

you guess would she change her mind...

If I went up now?

So long

the door, oh my door

don't come over here, don't!

Please come down here, my dear wife

you must not jump down from there

I would do again

you come down

Monica

Hand it over

hey kid, you want to take my tips?

You lousy bugger

do you know what I do for a living?

Come apologize to me

I know that I'm helpless in front of you

I am mean and easily react on impulse

I feel jealous
and am scared of losing you

I'm telling you all this and yet...

Don't know how to express myself

actually,

what are you trying to tell me?

I am saying, please let me come up first

this means you give me another chance?

I understand that...

Everyone gets their fair share
of break-ups

say, my ex-girlfriend

we used to be real good to each other

however, we had a different viewpoint...

And eventually broke up

you oughtta know sentiments
cannot be messed with

it'd be complicated for both,
do you agree?

I agree with you. Your words are touching

oh, it's only touching

you think I believe you
to have a girlfriend?

What's so great about it?

That kind of girl friend differs
from the real one

while you seek for someone
to go on a date

certainly,
you've got that kind of girl friend

that kind of girlfriend is really...

Any more?

Sorry, I'm a bit over excited today

you're excited,
then gave me the money first

and also,
I won't be responsible for any accident

think twice before you act

are you still mad at me?

No, I want to sleep

Lily, allow me to introduce

this is Paul and this is Lily

bye

what?

I've got a good news

and also a bad news for you

what is that?

The good news is I'm going to marry John
next month

really! Congratulations

how about the bad news?

I guess you want me to move out

John

you're gonna let me stay
for one more night, okay?

No problem

see you tomorrow

I recommend you an incredible idea
for a new flat

I assure you it's trouble-free

just get married to someone
who owns a house

Paul?

Paul? No, it's me

you

I'll still help you find a flat
if you don't marry me

the flat has 3 bedrooms
with beautiful view

would that be very expensive?

Not really, it's quite cheap

are you interested?

Yes, what building, what area?

Monica, let's go

oh, it's time to go

we've decided to look for a flat together

you can come with me

are you interested?

You can join us

oh, shit,
I forgot to close the top-window

your car hasn't been fixed!

I would have changed the car
if I were you

don't say that to me

you know nothing
about guaranteeing the value

the door is damaged,
you can claim insurance...

Then it'd look like brand new

the body is very common,
but it's got the style

these cars are all around the streets

just look at the license plate and

you know that the owner is a rich person

he sure is a rich man

got a lot of tickets everyday

it's inevitable

it's not much to me, doesn't matter

Come on inside, quick, come on in

over here, Monica, it's comfortable here

please close the door

I'll help you with the safety belt

I don't know how to manage this

thank you - let me do it

you drive the car

okay

will the landlord be unhappy...

If you decide to rent me the house?

Oh, I don't care he's happy or not

the most important is
that you like the house

are the room facing the sea
more expensive?

How much is the red one...

I just mentioned

five hundred dollars

oh yeah, it's five hundred dollars

five hundred

if it's too expensive,
then make it four fifty

four hundred - four hundred

including water,
light bill and management fee

is there something else?

Each month squander away 400 all
of a sudden

no need to worry too much

then you pay the deposit for us

you are...

No, it's only me renting the house

when can I move in?

Whenever you desire, it's up to you

where is the room for me?

Forget about the room...

Let me show you around the house first

the huge windows

and the newly painted walls

the fresh air

the soft carpet

with the elegant sofa and the furniture

it's simply a perfect place

and...

Just see the design of the lightings

you will know how stylish is the landlord

what does the landlord look like?

Is it a gentleman or a lady?

Oh, it's a gentleman. Brilliant and wise

he's a kind and self-respecting

we'll talk about this later

may I see the interior?

Hey...

What are you saying?

Oh, so you are the landlord

yes, I own this flat

ooh,
does this guy look brilliant and wise

and a kind person with pride?

Let's go, Monica

why did you need to play a trick on me?

You lie to me word by word

don't you agree to tell
the truth is better

do you think that I'm afraid of you?

No way

I said yes, this would work

I said no and it'd be no way

no more nonsense, I said this would work

for something minor I can pretend
I don't know

but this is the major decision,

I got to be the master

dad, mom, please don't argue anymore

hey, it's none of your business

what's wrong with this house?

It's too small, just one room and a hall

but it's meant for two persons

it'd feel too crowded though

how can all four of us accommodate!

We ought to look for a bigger one

shall we live with them together?

Get a bigger house,
who dishes out the money?

Besides,

your bad temper

only I can stand

if you interfere with your
daughter-in-law...

Our son will feel bad, understand?

Aren't you aware of the money?

Money? I have no money

get in the house, old lady,
don't say a word

go inside

you think 'going in' would
solve everything?

The problem will still remain

Son, here's the money for the house

don't buy the house facing north-west

remember

so much money, I think it's sufficient

thank you very much, daddy

this way

This lock is broken again

I just changed it yesterday.
Please come on in

though it is a bit damp inside

but the area is quite spacious

you see

it's the prison over there

on the left is a church,
graveyard on the right

the spirit comes out at night

and hides away during the day

I bet you must get richer
when you move in

or else, you must have seen the ghost

let's take a look over there

is his surname chan?

Oh yes,

no wonder there're so much dust around

this is the toilet for visitors

this is the storeroom

this is the toilet attached
to master-bedroom

excuse me, may I use the toilet?

The place is not bad

with continuous hot
and cold water supply.

Here's the flushing water,
the water pressure's good

everything is damaged

you go on, it'll be fixed in a while

take a look over there

This lock is also broken

I've got a solution

forget it, we are leaving

don't fancy this one?

We have another house for your choice

I prefer to take a second look
at the previous one

that one is clean and clear,
this is in bad state

Mom, you've bought so many stuff?

You even cheat your mother, huh

From here is the input...

Dad, these are yours

Thank you

you hold it

look what's happening there, quick

oh, it hurts, go get the medicine
and bandage

okay...

What happened?

Look, see what you've done!

Go away

you should leave the heavy duty job to me

be careful next time

hurry! Take the dishes out, old lady

easy, beware of the tetanus infection

hey, you're back!

What're you doing in my house?

I came over for dinner

come, try some - good girl

at least try a bit,
these prawns are cooked by me

hey, we're running out of time

why is it so?

Going for a movie

the movie, it's already ten

there's not much choice for movies

the mid-night show

ooh, the mid-night show

all right

sse see 23 seeiteet re
anee sos sisess er as ete

careful there

- bye...
- Bye

go ahead and scold me

I knew you'd want to condemn me

I also knew
that you don't like me to come

you think I don't see that

scold me

you

you know we've been recently acquainted

of course I know

we have no sentiments involved...

Between us

yes, I'm aware

you also know that I've got a girlfriend

yes, I know, so what?

But there's one thing
you probably don't know

I'm going to get married soon

ooh, you are telling me to get lost

you need not cheat me like this

it's true

you already married her?

She's already married to you?

We even bought our house

you ought to move out your stuff fast

fine, I'm leaving

How about your things?

I'm not taking anything along

you may keep it as gift for your wedding

okay?

Hey, you come over here

mum has never scolded you

dad has seldom beaten you

I may have pinched you just for
a couple of times

today I'm gonna scold you

today I'm gonna beat you
for the first time

what has happened?

What happened!

You've made my daughter-in-law cry

what are you talking about?

You broke her heart - no

you treated her badly - no

you scold her - no

you beat her-no

you abandoned her

what are you saying?

It means you kick her away

oh, she's not my girl friend

are you going to buy the house?

Yes, I did

are you the one who brought her home?

Yes, I did

is she the one
who bought us something as gift?

Yes, she did

is she the one who treated us so nice?

Yes, she is

so she should be your girlfriend

that girlfriend compares
with this girl friend

it's not the same

this girl friend...

Is not the one I've known

shut up, you're saying nothing

you are gibbering now

the more you say,
the more I don't understand

to be honest

do you now dislike Anita?

No

You said no, then it works

even if I said no, it still doesn't work

I think this girlfriend is much better...

Than the other one

even if that girlfriend is willing
to marry you...

It isn't sure that she'll be
with you forever

I can assure you that Anita will

I agree

she is an intellectual and virtuous lady

she is even better than me,

can't you see that?

Please don't bullshit me any more

oh, you've never been shouting at me...

For all these years

oh, now you've grown up

you say dad's talking nonsense

fine, granny, let's go inside the house

why go inside the house?

What else could we do inside the house

It's me

have you contacted
the decoration company yet?

No, not yet

still not, you better hurry up

Lily's going to get married soon

have it done so I can shift earlier

have you chosen the curtains yet?

I thought you were going to
decide on that

you make the decision

doesn't matter, I think pink will be nice

pink is no good, it won't suit

then take green

nobody uses green nowadays

besides, green color doesn't match
with our windows

Monica, it's for you

your favourite yellow roses

so let's decide on yellow then

I've been divorced already

hi, what's up

very generous of you, these yellow roses

hey, why don't you talk to me?

Hey, I'm asking you if you liked yellow

It's been three years that I last used

it might not be working properly

give it up,
it's a waste of time and effort

I've already lightened you

there's no fire here,
how could I lighten up?

Why do you speak to me in such a way?

What is it that you'd rather have me say?

I want you to tell him
that I'm the one you love

no way

you have to make up your mind

you have to choose between me and him

I feel very happy whenever I'm with him

he too adores me

how about me,
for whom did I take divorce?

I even let my wife keep the company

why? What am I doing all this for?

I've waited for you for three years

three years is long enough a span

so, you said you love him

then you don't love me

I don't love you,
and I don't love him either

I don't want both of you

does that make you satisfied

Get lost! You!

You're lying to me

What are you doing, Monica?

Are you going out?

You've asked me whether I like you or not

you should know this

let's separate for a while

are you going to stay with him?

I'm still single; I've got my choice

Paul, if I stay with you

I feel sorry for him

but if I stay with him,
I feel more sorry for you

so I've made up my mind

and decided to live my life alone

what do you mean?

Monica. What are you doing?

Let go of me

what do you want from me?

We're finished

finished! We've been together for a while

and separated for sometime.
What do you want?

Why're you yelling at me?

I don't care

Paul, don't act like this, it's over

it's over

I now know what you mean by "it's over"

we've been friends for so long

don't tell me you were fooling around
all the time

go home

let's pretend there was nothing
ever between us

it's useless

it's a waste of time

Monica, I swear to you that I can change

if I said something wrong, I apologise

what more would you want me do?

I truly adore you

Well,
I'm heading for the subway right now

you come after me 10 minutes later

if you can find me...

It'd prove that we're destined

then we can be together

I will be within the station...

Before the last train departure

Monica, listen to me

how can I find you in such big area

Hey, Anita

I understand your boyfriend
is playing game of fate

at the station with Monica

do you want to come?

Hello

Sir, why're you jumping over here?

Where's your ticket?

I don't got one

please buy your ticket over there

can I sort of owe you cause
I'm in a hurry

I can indict you
if you don't have a ticket

go

Go get the ticket

young man, you have no coins

you take this and return me some day

is it okay?

Take it

it's you!
Such a coincidence meeting you here

long time no see

how are you?

What are you doing here?

You are taking the underground

playing games, betting for our fate

I know that you need money

you got money now, can you pay me back

thank you

you're welcome

you are playing fate game,

I've got two monthly tickets here

it'd be a great help for the game

can I join you in the game?

Do you know the rules of the game?

No, I don't

I go down the subway first,
you come 10 mins. Later

if you can find me, then you win

10 minutes, something must go wrong

one could be miles away in 10 minutes

you think I am stupid

then turn around and count till ten

good

hurry up, hurry!

1,3,5,7,8,9, 10

Monica

Monica

The man in the light brown jacket

please stand behind the yellow line

the man in the light brown jacket

please stand behind the yellow line

Ooh, sorry I can't hear you clearly

you come in

you come in first

what happened, sir?

My sister is gone, missing

how could you be so careless!

Now, where do you lose her?

Mongkok - mongkok

this is lok fu station

you're looking for her here!

There's no way you can find her here

could you help me, please

why didn't you keep her in sight?

She's gone anyway

she's gone by herself

she said she's playing hide
and seek with me

boy, this ain't a good playing place

bringing along the kid rushing around

what's the name of your sister?

Let me announce myself

hey, you can't use this

only the staff are permitted

the passengers at all stations
can hear me

if I called out from here

no, thank you

you fool

don't come close

get away from me

this time it don't count

Thank you

This place is too big,
where can I find you

What can I do?

It's strange

why is it that your little husband
can't find you

I just come down and here you are!

Didn't need to look around

I know you well, you are so smart

you let that silly kid searching
for you everywhere

I know you're playing game-of-fate
with Paul

how do you know?

Sure I knew

he is my boyfriend

he tells me everything

he also invited me to join the party

I really don't understand,
what's your charm

you're just okay; No angel either

what do you have that others don't

only that silly boy acts distractingly...

Getting into this game with you

if this were my scene...

I would have done only two things

firstly, I'll be gone forever

never seeing you again

then I'll give you ten slaps on the face

and ten punches

how is he now?

Poor fellow, he's being taunted by others

being condemned and embarrassed by others

he will go cranky anytime

I really hand it out to you...

For being able to figure out such tricks

fate game,
searching around within the Metro

is this fate?

How could you two meet
if there was no destiny

if he don't like you...

Why is he so crazy after you

I know he simply adores you...

Just like the way that I feel for him

I don't care whether he likes me or not

however, I do sympathize with him

do you know how huge the area is?

It's very difficult to find a person

do you know how tough
it has been for me...

To try and find where he is

don't mention it was I who told you

he will be here by the next train

believe it or not

I leave him here for you,
you do your best

miss, did you press the button
to stop escalator?

Oh, I didn't know it wasn't allowed

it's only meant for emergency purpose

mind you explain this
to our station officer

no problem

Hey, what's going on here,
anything wrong again?

Strange. Just pay the money and let go

no big deal

have you found your girlfriend?

Where?

Over there, come, lemme lead you there

miss

you didn't lie to me, I hope

no, I haven't

here it is, follow me

you are not cheating me

come on

Where?

Over there, walk faster

where is she?

Aah, keep quiet, faster

no

You didn't lie to me

not at all. Come quickly

beat you if it turns out a prank

look for yourself
where is she? There's nothing here

on the spot again

ng-wai

hi, Monica

how are you, is your boyfriend late again

no

There are different kinds of boyfriend

this kind of boyfriend you can dump

there is no other guy as good as me

I'm not waiting for anybody

ah, you've been badly treated by someone

with a broken heart, you are lonely again

I'm not, you got such a big pile of stuff

you'd better get going

I am not that kind of a person

you're so sad and lonely now

I can't leave you here and go by myself

aah, love affairs are like this

come, I'll take you to a place and relax

come... follow me

first have a sip from wine of emotion

after you drink it...

Your mood will be much better

don't worry

I haven't had liquor in a long time

take a big glass, okay.

I will get drunk very easily...

Under this mood

get drunk

if I was drunk,
I'll fall asleep very easy

that's too bad

no, why is it too bad

I need a good sleep

Some more wine for you

thank you

tea would be nice for me

excuse me. You've got no excuse to give

don't be shy

if you're drunk,
you can cast off all your worries

Cheers

Why are you not drinking?

I can't be humiliated in front of him

no matter what, I ought to drink the wine

Why are you drinking so much

no, this ain't anything

do you still want more wine?

No, thank you

seems to me that something is missing

something missing...

Ooh, I get that,
it's some music we're missing

Do you want some?

It's hot

it's very hot...

I'll go and take a bath

Ng-wai, you are so brilliant and wise

and such a stalwart as well

you are much much better than that Simon

that's what you said

I'm a bit drunk now

me too

I'm very sleepy

you can go to sleep

I'll sleep on the sofa

no, you can sleep on my bed

I feel sleepy

ooh, here I am; Monica, here I come

I am here, Monica

what are you doing?

Doing what?

Wow, we've got great wine

lovely music

with the macho me and effeminate you

under such romantic circumstances,

what else couldn't have happened?

The phone's ringing. Go on, answer it

the telephone

No

Hello, it's me.
Why didn't you keep your promise?

What are you talking about

I don't keep my promise

I am an honest and Sincere man

you keep your promise

I've been waiting for you
for nearly an hour

ah, I'm sorry

you know, it's a bit late now

however, it's only half past twelve

there're still many people taking
the underground

you wait for me now,

I could be a bit late
but I'd be there; Promise

I feel so sick

aah, my head is heavy,
my nose is blocked,

and my eyes hurt

I've got pain all over my body

sorry

that's alright

the last train departs at one o'clock

please wait...

Aah, don't go away

whom are you talking with?

I'm not talking to you

pardon?

I'm telling you, please don't go away

it's a vain hope; Don't call me hereafter

the phone, the phone! Damn it, the phone

the last train is approaching.

Please let the passengers alight first

the last train is approaching.

All passengers get aboard
the train please

the last train is approaching.

All passengers get aboard the train,
please

You don't recognize me?

Here comes the train

What're you looking at,
have you forgotten me?

This last train is specially scheduled
for you both

go on, hurry up