Yu ya gong wu (1992) - full transcript
The film tells the story of a retired singer Simon who is engaged in antiques.
Caroused sexual disturbance
to the fressmaker Miss Cheung
Your honour, I have something to say.
Shut up, listen to Lawyer Koh.
You deserve it!
Being a well-known in the field of law.
How dare you behave like this.
Objection.
I object you count this as sexual disturbance.
I want a live demonstration here
to prove that I am innocent.
Ok, Miss Cheung, please.
Lam, the accused has
sexual disturbance to Miss cheung.
And that made Miss cheung
had several wrong measurings.
And that made her boss fire her.
He's cheating, it's 29" when measured before.
And now it has only 23".
Lawyer Lam, open wide your eyes and look down.
Measure one more time.
Your honour, it's really 29"
The accused is found to be guilty.
He'd forbidden to have
any sexual behavior for 20 years.
Oh my God!
Ten thirty.
That antique clock is
forty five minutes advanced.
Thank you.
To the record, the accused has
theft 7 times & robbery for 8 times.
Where are the records then, prosecutor?
Mr. Lam
Where have you been?
My speed is 30 kmh,
- the injured dashed out...
- OK.
Then the accused rushed into the house
and tied up the master
It's done.
The set lunch of Bull & Bear is famous,
let's go and try.
Will you pay?
No problem.
Have you read through the file
of this aftermoon.
Check it one more time.
Please check for me as well.
Hey...
The best way is to drop some medicine oil
between 2 condoms.
If you feel pain,
that means the outside one is broken.
If the male side feels pain,
that means the inner one is broken.
That will be a perfect way.
Old ways, no man like condoms nowadays.
You can put it on for him.
Do you want any baby?
It will be over if move from side to side.
Three minutes will be done.
You assumed it to be so last?
Use your mouth
Tempt her to fo to the Bar tonight.
I am afraid she will know the truth.
We'll be hurry up!
Sandy. Lam Sze Fat wants to bully you again.
Let's go to cheer after work today?
I have a date tonight.
Weren't you having an argue
over the phone yesterday.
You been make up again so quick!
Let me take you to
a mysterious and romantic place.
A castle with a soldier in helmet
and a prince in while horse.
Fine sword, long spear and meteor hammer
Are you looking for Simon?
Simon quits to be gigolo for long.
He's the boss here.
A boss doesn't need to be back everyday.
What's he doing now?
An agent for antique.
The lines are beautiful, the joints are perfect
and it's covered with wax.
But it has been renewed for several times.
How much does it cost after discount?
This set has all together four chairs,
120 thousand.
Mr. Chan, it's worth buying.
It's hard to get another
set of furnifure of Ming Dynasty.
Simon you make the decision for me.
I am afraid to have bought any fake.
Deliver them to Singapore for me
in one week's time.
We have tow Tao Kwong partitions.
Darling, why are you so late?
Let me introduce.
This is Simon.
I am in a hurry for a meeting.
I am leaving now.
Settle the bill with Simon.
Hi, Mrs. Chan.
Bye.
Mr. Yip, the discount price is 128 thousand.
Don't be so eager,
my hubby asks me to check it.
Long time no see. I don't know you have married
If I know it's you, I will come earlier.
You still look so handsome after so many years.
Not a bit change.
Yours figure is still so perfect
Excuse me.
I miss you so much
Don't tell me you're not free tonight.
I will not let you go tonight, no matter how.
Be good. Don't you realize that
you are married woman now?
You are no longer
the famous club girl of the lost days.
I am no longer the playboy.
This is my card,
call me for tea when you're free
I have to get off here.
You have forgotten the money
for the furniture, have you?
This is an antique watch of the 18th century
from the Indian royalty
The basic price is a million,
$100000 for each raise.
Let's start.
One million.
One million first time.
One million and hundred thousand
One million and hundred thousand
for the first time.
One million and two hundred thousand.
One million and two hundred thousand
for the first time.
Someone raised it
for one million and three hundred thousand.
One million and three hundred thousand,
any highter price?
One million three hundred thousand
for the 1st time the 2nd time.
One million four hundred thousand
Any higher price?
Madam Kwok, ask them to see me in my studio.
One and a half million.
One and a half million
for the first time, second time, third time.
Deal with one and half million
And then it's the porcelain from Kiangsi.
The basic price is
600 thousand fifty thousand for each raise.
What a short tongue!
Fantastic.
He doesn't loss this time.
Cousin.
False. They are cheating.
Ma Loong you dare to cheat?
His magic is a way of skill.
You can't be jealous for that.
Can magic be counted as skill?
Then my super natural power
can be conuted No. 1 of the world.
Give me back my money.
Let's play it fair, let's go.
Hi!
Hi...
Hi!
Miss, choose your own sword.
I don't want to play.
Let me first.
Valentino.
Harrison.
Johnny
Hi
Simon, you have to try my medicine.
No need, I don't need it.
I don't mean to ask you to eat it,
just smell it.
Come on.
Brother Wai, you have been picked up.
Really?
Yeah.
It's for you
Fantastic
Who among you four has taken my sword?
Hi! Valentino.
Shall we dance?
Ok
Harrison
I remember you
- Johnny
- How do you do?
This is your second time here?
Are you a newcomer? I've never seen you before.
How come so many new comers recently?
He's a dickling coming here to learn to swim.
Simon, take a look of my new watch.
- How much does it cast?
- Simon,
why do you change
to be an agent suddenly.
Do you want to punish us?
Don't fool my any more.
It's not as easy as
going to bed with your client.
You should make her
feel comfortable psychologically.
And physically.
It's very deep?
Physically we depend on this thing.
No need, I can do it seven times in one night.
How long?
Around twenty minutes.
Not bad.
I mean all together twenty minutes
for seven times.
Woman is like a well, man is just a pipe.
Even Lee Ka Shing will be dried out one day.
Remember to make love with woman.
The procedure,
not the result plays the important part.
A wonderful procedure can
made one has N times climax.
But for man he can obtain only once.
Remember to think of your own climax.
Will be a shame for a gigola.
Practise more.
Will it be bad for the health
if one does not have climax.
What are you doing here?
You should do me this favor.
$8000 for one sixteen thousand for two,
no commission for me.
You don't want me to do that?
Why should I give you so much if not for that?
Why don't you do it yourself?
I am not so strong as you.
Good morning.
Who do you come first?
Thank you.
We come together.
Your hands are cold... No it's warm.
Hurrah...
Be gentle... be gentle.
Slow and be gentle.
Slowly and be tender, slowly.
One more time.
Great.
I'll show your something.
1,2,3,4,5
Choose a stronger one to stab in.
I am exhausted, I will stop now.
He is crazy, let's go!
You want to stop now? I will continue then.
Play me!
Help! Stop!
Dad, come, someone is being raped.
I will call the police.
Is there any more law?
Be quick!
Let's go
Be smart!
Lam Sir, you give me this case
in such a hurry, actually I...
Though this case is a bit too hastily.
If you eager to appear on court,
this is a good chance.
I am not so clear with gigolos.
No other choice.
Don't you think you are shopping now?
Good luck!
If you haven't attacked the two ladies.
Why are they hurt then?
It's what they prefer.
You won't understand.
You are lying.
No
Just think how come this two pretty ladies.
Will be willing to be
attacked by you this tramp.
Are they hurt?
I am the one being hurt. Take a look.
Here is hurt and there as well.
Undermeath hurt much, take a look.
Stop... stop.
You don't want to see any more?
Your honour, I have finished.
Stop.
I am not lying.
You haven't seen the most important evidence.
Sit down.
Mr. Yip, you are the landlord
of the site of this case.
Have you permitted to the accused
to received female tourists?
I know nothing about that.
Then why the accused was at your home?
He's my cousin and lives with me.
Thank you, Mr. Yip.
I have finished
It's your turn.
Prosecutor!
Mr. Yip, though we have not enough evidence.
To prove you have conspired with the accused.
But being the landlord,
we have the right to accuse you.
Objection, Your Honour,
I object them to threat the witness.
Valid objection.
Be careful of you conversation.
You shouldn't threaten the witness.
Sorry.
Mr. Yip, do you agree being the landlord.
You permitted the accussed
to commit such crime in your house.
And also the two ladies are being injured.
Objection, and I think you
don't understand their behaviour.
I don't understand.
He and the Japenese ladies
were doing some exercise.
Can this be sounted as exercise?
Do you mean that
intercourse is harmful to life?
Your knowledge of sex is too poor.
There are many ways to make love.
Different gestures & different behavior
will have different reaction.
Because of that one can
enjoy the real feeling the sex.
And its interest.
I guess you are still a virgin the prosecutor.
You are stuck to the rule,
and you will turn to be an ice.
Frigidity.
Stop... stop, shut up.
I object the prosecutor stop the witness
to give any evidence.
Valid objection,
the witness can continue the sentence.
I just want to say may cousin
and the two ladies at that time.
Are just doing a wild way of sexual action.
I believe all of you here
hope to have in your sexual life.
To have climax and good feeling.
Is that true your honour?
The last sentence of the witness
need not to be put Into the record
The prosecutor, any more problem?
Don't you think that sexual action
can cause such injuries?
Is it reasonable?
The prosecutor, you are misunderstanding again.
Misunderstand?
Don't you think it's not injuries?
These are kiss marks,
they are left after furious kisses.
They are commonly called "Curry Chicken".
Nonsense.
You are a person lack of sexual knowledge.
It's no doubt you think I am nonsense.
Tell me have you ever kiss?
Of course...
Of course you have never tried before.
Kiss can be classified in may forms
It can be classed as light kiss,
testing kiss, biting kiss.
Wet kiss, dry kiss, wild Kiss,
deep kiss and 69 kiss.
You are lying. You are nonsense, you're liar.
Your honour, I request you
for the chance to prove I am no lying.
OK! But...
Light kiss.
This is light kiss.
Good...
Deep kiss.
Your honour, I don't think is
necessary to show the bite kiss.
Simon Yip, you are too excessive.
I request to postpone the final sentence.
And accused him for looking down upon the court
and being improper.
I object the prosecutor
to postpone the sentence.
It will cut down the benefit of the witness.
Valid objection.
Your honour...
You tow come over here.
Listen, the accused is
allowed to release on bail
Your honour
Mr. Lam, please handle
all the information and evidence.
To make your appeal.
To avoid the wastage
of the manpower & money of the gov't.
Dismissed.
Hey... Sandy, let's go to some other place?
Everywhere will be the same.
How come it will be the same?
Do you understand? I have no mood.
I see, that's why I take you
to such a romantic place.
Come on.
We have been together for seven years.
You always come to the same place.
This is the place where we sentence our love.
Every time you will
park the car here, dinner and movie.
Nothing else.
What's wrong to be routine?
I am afraid being hugged and
kissed with all your saliva
I can't even breathe.
Kiss is like this.
How will it be if not like this?
Have you ever tried
what's light kiss, testing kiss
Bite kiss, deep kiss, wild kiss and hot kiss?
What do you want?! It's hard to hold oneself.
Then how?
We havn't married.
And we will have baby very easy by this.
Mom won't like it.
I am not so sure to marry you.
Don't always mention your mom before me.
But we have engagement.
Stanley Ho, I have considered clearly.
Your ring doesn't fit me,
it's too big and loose.
Take it back.
The man I marry in the future must not be you.
Sandy... Sandy
You have to be good, this client is very rare.
You cost six hundred thousand?
Right, commission has been deducted.
20 % deposit will be given first
if anyone is being picked.
Onec when she is pregnant,
the remaining 80 % will be given.
Remember, to have a son be guaranteed.
What kind of woman is that?
Have such strange request.
Just ignore it, the,
most important thing is money.
I am the right one, let me be it,
I don't like condom.
Let's have this compaign.
She likes perfect Hong Kong people.
Get away you foreigner.
What are you talking about?
What's wrong?
Sit down, what are you doing?
You regard my absence?
I haven't finished.
This lady wants to test among you
The one being chose will be the right one.
How to test?
Hellow
Hello, Susan
Hellow
You have come with a new friend.
Yeah.
Come in and have a seat.
Sure.
I come for you.
Not you.
Miss Koo. I think you are drunk.
Check please.
Don't touch me, leave me alone.
[...am not.
Not with my action and my will
Bye, Miss Morality.
All dirty words.
What light kiss, deep kiss, sweet kiss,
wild kiss... do you feel shame?
I want you to touch me & kiss me tonight.
Be good.
I have money, is it enough?
I think you have misunderstood?
I am here to drink.
Miss Koo...
Anybody here?
I still want to drink!
Hot lips?
Commit the crime to infringe other and raping
Come... lie down.
Intercourse with another woman
in an unlawful place.
Take off the clothes first.
And have intercourse with the handicapped.
Indecent assaut of man selling sex.
Expose your rude body to public.
Hey... you are not kidding?
Don't move...
Kiss your own hand.
And have a good sleep.
What should be done?
Bastiality, exhibitionalism
Your attention please, I am Doctor Wong.
Beside me is the specialist for sex
from France - Miss Fung
You are being chose and passed the body-check.
There will be a pretty lady
in each room to help you.
Unlimited.
Remember, the one being chose
will be the "Right Man".
He can have six hundred thousand.
I will judge for your technige
and you endurance.
And also the ability of fuck.
You may have thirty minutes, let's begin.
Six hundred thousand...
Room #1 out.
- The one in Room 3
- Take him out.
Give the score.
It's too early for you to come here.
I just want to know from you the result.
Here is not the court, you may stay freely.
Who is the one to bring me onto the bed?
Me! We are the only two there that night.
Then you have seen everything?
Yes.
May be it's the first time
you have been seen by a man.
But it's not the first time
for me to see a woman.
Then have you done a anything to me?
Yeah.
That night you held me first
and undressed youself.
And you held my...
Shut up!
You have insulted me on the court.
And seen everything at home.
It's luck I change the clothes for you.
Or else you already got pneumonia
Don't you know
you have taken a shower that night?
Turn your head if you love "red lips".
What are you talking about?
"My lips are waiting for you,
it's unforgettable."
"The charm is hard to resist"
Bastard, what the hell are
you singing in such late night time.
What are you yelling of?
"My lips are waiting for you,
it's so unforgettable."
Three were passed in this experiment.
But his sperm after test.
The activity of the sperm is very weak.
And it's hard to make you pregnant
Therefore, the last "oral test".
Will only have two left.
May I know what is "G"?
It is a physics term.
This is the principle of a lever.
Thank you.
Wrong.
The G point when contact
will bring about climax.
Right
Which is the most sensitive part of a female?
Clitoris.
Nipple.
Ear lobe.
The bottom part
A male will eject when the female has climax.
Then the chance to have a baby boy is high.
Therefore climax plays a very important part.
Will you tell me how can we make a female
to have climax?
Five points: Fist the environment
must be romentic
Second, you should know the right time.
Third, the technige during the prelude.
Fourth, have different ways to make love.
Firth, wait 5 seconds more when ejection.
Perfect answer.
Then how can we know
when is the climax for a female?
What's matter with him? Is he elipeptic?
Stop it right now.
Stop it
Stop!
Stop questioning.
Their scores are high.
Which one do you want?
They both are not the right choice.
Give them this cheque as traveling allowance.
Are you looking for me?
Not me. The antique agent is
waiting for you in the snocker room.
Good skill! Why don't you hit that black ball?
It is hard shot.
I know nothing about that.
You can teach me.
Are you the well known Simon Yip?
Well-known?
Is it right?
My luck, I can hit it right.
You may hit that yellow ball.
Further more.
Try this way.
Bend down a bit
Look at that ball.
Look at that ball.
I surrender.
I wonder you really love antique
Is this the one?
I will have interest only if it is high rank.
Last time you bought
my favorite antique watch in the auction.
Were you there?
This is the egg shell porcelain
of Ching Dynasty.
It's quite well though it has a little flaw
Three hundred and eighty thousand.
Mrs. Lam, will you like
to pay in cash or cheque?
Five hundred thousand? No need so much.
Take it as tips.
If you can leave behind to have a game with me.
I am an agent, I don't want tips
How about the game...
Sorry, I have no mood.
I will mail you back
the remaining hundred and twenty thousand.
Simon Yip
Bye bye.
I don't want anything which is no perfect.
This can make you to have mood.
Come on
I want you.
Are they all not suitable for you?
I want you to have a baby boy with me.
I never heard of such request
I just take the son not the father.
I want you to accompany me for a week.
No, three days will be the maximum.
Sandy, when do you start to study flowers?
I take it just for fun.
How's it?
It's beautiful.
Sandy Lam the superintendent
want to stander the gigodo
They would take an action called...
Action to trap the duck.
Really?
Of course, last time the gigolo
was sentenced unguilty.
They want to take the revenge now.
What does he and Lam really want to do?
Those gigolos are actually not so bad.
For what can he charge them for?
Just for nothing.
That Simon Yip of Duck Bar
seems to be rather cocky.
I will do something in order
to make his bar closed.
I am Simon Yip and I am out
Please leave your message after the "B"sound.
I show you.
How much?
Just let go!
Let's start.
A fish is coming.
Come on.
Quiet... A fist is coming.
Quiet... There's a fish.
Don't shout.
Get up.
Again?
You seem to have a plan already.
I have confidence in you.
Is it really so important
for a woman to have a baby?
Yes. That's only way
you regard yourself to be a real woman.
I can have a baby and
my freedom as well for this.
No man can tie me up.
I don't want you to know the time.
Take it back since you have already
accompanied my for 3 days.
Listen. Very nice.
You will not have baby like this.
The test to non-reasonable. I object my failure
I guarantee she will be pregnant by this time.
She has chose the right one,
why are you still shouting here?
I want to try one more time.
Where's Simon?
What's the matter?
I looked for him for many times but he...
What are you talking about?
Everybody freeze!
We are the police, checking the licence,
everyone stand up.
Stand over there.
Hey... Sit down
Is Simon Yip the licence holder?
Mr. Yip is only the partner,
I am the licence holder.
Someone reported here has unlawful activity.
Hope that you can co-operate
with the police for that.
Sir, I am over 60,
can I not go to the police station?
Release me.
You will be charged opposing
the police to carry out duty.
Stop the woman.
Please don't go, Miss.
How are you Miss Koh?
Do you want to report?
Maybe.
Go to take the photos
Please give way. Thank you.
Are you OK? Miss Koh.
They will accompany you home.
Excuse me.
She has been arrested last night.
It's published in the press as well.
Come on. Cheers
Chris, talk to her alone.
This is very important,
don't be indulgent to her.
You dare to be late in such incident?
None in our committee pity on
what you have done.
Lam Sze Fat, I know it's shameful
for the Law Department.
You don't have to investigate me further more.
I will resign my myself.
You'll only be fired.
I must say I did nothing wrong,
gigolos are human being also.
Only someone wants to use
their rights to stander them.
I hope you can study clearly this case.
Don't worry, being your master.
Only if you can have
the qualification of a lawyer.
Though not yet on court.
You try hard for a few year.
I can guarantee you will be famous.
Chris Cheung dares
to say local lawyers are useless.
By that time all from Oxford and Harvard
have to stand aside.
JB Lau's speaking.
I want to talk to Sandy Koh, I am Simon Yip.
Your boyfriend. That playboy Simon Yip.
Tell him ll am not In.
She said she's not in.
Then I will come up.
He will come up.
Hi, Sandy.
"I'm sorry."
Shit!
Sandy... listen to me.
I am sorry.
I have made you get fired and misunderstand.
Don't be so childish!
How can you be a good lawyer?
How can you get the lawyer license?
Listen to me, I am grateful
for all your assistance.
There's still one more thing you have to learn.
How can I let you go like that?
What's that?
Kiss.
Different editions of kiss.
Right here.
Right, an extra gift.
Again.
What's the definition
of improper behavior by law?
First touching the breast of the victim.
Second, private part.
Third the bottom part.
Both the three part.
Both three are correct.
I am right why do you feel like beating me.
The right answer should be the whole body
I'm correct
It's true it's stated on the book.
Hey, Miss Koh times up!
Let us go to eat.
OK
Civil law, criminal law...
Miss Koh, what is your favor with the lobster?
Don't scare me.
What do you usually do?
Lobster in creamy sauce on?
Go to answer the phone. I am scared.
Hello.
Hey! Simon did you receive my gift?
Do you like it?
Hey!
Are you pregnant?
Aren't you seeking
for a man to have a baby with?
What are you talking about?
I left HK on purpose
to let you have such chance.
Aren't you out of your mind?
I have found a man so hard,
have you made the appointment.
He's a hundred times better than you.
What's the matter?
I am pregnant
Our plan has worked.
I can have two million right away.
If it's a boy, I can ask the old man
for an extra twenty million.
I will give you half of that.
Where do you get him?
So easy to make you pregnant Ha...
Do you want to play?
Leave me alone!
Do me a favour.
I know nothing about that.
Make it higher for me.
Take it
Where are you going to?
For ice-cream.
What's your choice
Two vanilla
Sir
Hello
Do you like the thing I give you?
Not bad! I like it.
Don't you know that I am pregnant
Really? Congratulations.
Aren't you a bit cheerful?
I rejoice for you
Sorry, I have a friend waiting
for me over there.
Simon, call me when you are free.
Fine
How long do we need to wait for that old men?
Raymond, KK wants you over there.
Doctor Chan, is the pregnancy report OK?
I have checked it no problem.
Raymond used to indulge
in expessive drinking and sex.
He finally did something good to his wife.
Uncles, brother
We have checked the report.
The Lau's Foundation will transfer ten million
to you when the baby born.
It will be double if it's a baby boy.
This is two million, 10 % of the fund.
Thank you, brother.
You are a member of the family.
You can be a chief as well if you are good.
I am scared.
Relax I will dine with you tonight
for celebration.
Bye
Are you coming for oral test.
I guess it would be a difficult test.
If want to pass with luck.
We won't allow.
Let's discuss about the conduct of a lawyer.
That means being an unconducted lawyer.
How can you made
the judge, jury to have faith in you.
Everything should have proof in court.
You can't just take media as evidence.
It's stated clearly in chapter
of Law of Exception written by Russell.
Good answer.
Lawyer Koh
Anything I can help?
I am waiting for my friend.
Hello
Hello, Simon.
Take your seat.
Anything you want to eat.
It's OK.
We haven't seen each other
since the auctioneer.
Excuse me, take your time.
It's OK
I want to see you.
We are facing each other now, right?
Simon, I want to stay together with you again.
I never have a good sleep since we separate.
I can see your face once I closed my eyes.
Listen, that's a deal only.
There isn't any passion between us.
Sorry, I am expecting my friend.
Do you want money? I get it.
How much do you want I will give it to you.
Listen to the heart beat of my baby.
Listen to it.
Don't be like that.
Touch it, the baby belongs to us.
Touch it, it's your son.
You are the papa and I am mama.
We will be happy together, be with me please.
Can you control yourself?
I love you
I need you.
I never like you not even in the future.
Turn down your hope.
Cut it.
Call for the ambulance.
Cut it.
I hate you...
Have you waited for long Simon?
Take your seat.
It's for you, Lawyer Koh.
Thank you.
I think we better not
to co-operate with this guy.
Why?
It's for you.
Fragrant.
What do you want to eat? We have oyster today.
I suppose you can drink much.
Am I drink now? Not yet
What's the matter?
What's it?
It's for you.
Thank you.
What's the matter?
Do we need to call the police, Simon?
Do you like my gift, Simon Yip?
I sincerely hope you will have such a result.
Bull-shit.
Simon... Simon
Are you looking for our Madam?
Are you Mr.Yip?
Yeah.
Finally you have come.
Duck...
I want to talk to you thoroughly
you are too excessive.
Can you hear me?
It's only a deal.
I beg you, kiss me please.
What do you want?
I love you so much. Live with me please?
We will fit each other, live with me.
I will give you all the watches all.
Let's do it one more time.
Don't be like this.
I beg you to do it one more time for me.
We were so happy last time,
let's do it one more time.
I really love you.
Don't be silly.
What do you want?
Who are you?
He's a man, you aren't
What do you want?
You want to ruin my plan?
Don't come again.
Silly.
You don't have to be like that!
I can take you as the thief.
I can even kill you.
Kill you.
Shut up. Typing girl.
Can you shut up.
Don't you want me Simon Yip?
I will kill your child.
You want to ruin it?
Bastanrd... l will go all-out with you.
Do you want me to shoot you dead?
Please don't.
You have killed him.
No... l haven't killed him.
Beg me! I still can help you.
Let's go together.
You are crazy.
What's the matter, master?
Master... master
He's killed Raymond.
Last night 12:35 there
in a luxury house in mid level.
A murder case occurred.
The dead is a member of the Lau's family.
There's a 0.38mm revolver at the site.
The dead's wife was at the site as well.
A suspect was arrested
- when the police arrived.
- He's finished
I'm going now. Game is over. Bye.
The game is over.
Game over.
Your Honour. I want to call
for Mrs. Lam the witness.
Lau Chan Wing Mui swear that
all my sentences are true.
Why you have to kill him?
I can give you the money.
You are lying.
Why you have to kill him?
Mrs Lau
Your Highness...
She has fainted...
Mrs. Lau.
What's wrong?
It's very common.
You have come?
Please the orange button.
JB is still so messy! I think he can manage it.
It's hard to say
whether you are guilty, I'm sorry.
You still regard me
as your friend during these days.
Simon, listen to me.
I am a lawyer now. We have no private time.
You are afraid that I will be in jail?
Simon, why did Mrs. Lau say it's done by you?
I already told you we had only a one time deal.
Or a deal of friendship.
She's a useful witness.
I Can't find any excuse for her to lie.
It's really an accident.
Do you want me to repeat it once more?
No. You are tired today.
Are you leaving now?
I suppose you will chat with me till dawn.
Simon, the case is important.
I have much to do.
I know it.
OK, you may leave now.
Tell Uncle JB not to doze on court.
He ask for three hundred thousand.
I told him no to be greedy,
I have given him much.
He beated me then.
I am scared... so I rushed unstairs.
He grasped me.
And took out a revolver from the shelf.
He said he wanted to kill me.
Then how, Mrs. Lau?
Then Raymond come back.
He dashed to me, intending to rescue me.
We three tangled together.
Finally he got the revolver
and forced us to sign the cheque.
Raymond cursed him.
I said He only wants money give him.
But Raymond disagreed,
so they fought each other.
The he killed Raymond.
Why did he kill Raymond?
Thank you, Mrs. Lau.
I have finished. Your Honour.
The defendant...
Your Honour, something is
wrong with Lau's throat.
I want to question the witness
being the vice lawyer
Any objection?
Lawyer Koh has been fired.
I have no doubt of her qualification
as a lawyer.
But I doubt of her experience.
Is it better in her experience is insufficient?
The you will sure win, right!
Lawyer Koh, please start your sentence.
Yes...
Keep quiet.
Mrs. Lau, what's your relation
with the accused?
I know what you want to ask.
I don't know him...
But I have affair with him.
Mrs. Lau, don't you think it's ridiculous?
You don't know the accused
and you are not even friends
Then how come you have affairs with him?
Very simple, I paid for that.
So we have affairs.
But the accused hasn't received
any money from you
Ask whether he has received an antique watch.
It cost one and a half million in the auction.
He has accepted my watch for that.
Then why do you have to do so?
My husband wanted it.
What's the reason then?
Objection. The defendant
shouldn't ask such question.
It has no relation with the case.
I just want to clarity
about their relationship.
Is it a deal or affair
I want to proof that
my client has no intention to Kill.
Invalid objection.
The witness has to answer the question.
For my husband knew that I am awkward in sex.
He wanted me to practise the technique
with other man.
Lying because you want to be pregnant.
Objection I object for such question.
Valid. This cannot be found valid.
Your Honour I want to postpone for a week time.
I need more time to investigate.
Objection for such delay!
It'll hinder the trial!
But I've to wait for some reports.
I hope you can give me five days time.
No
How about four days?
Two days, the maximum.
Jurisdiction will be continued on Thursday.
Court
What's your intention of this appointment?
Don't you want to see me?
It's unnecessary and
not so good for me to see you.
Don't you want me to withdraw the sentence?
Simon has never killed.
I have confidence to proof it on court
But I said he's the murderer.
Even you hire the Royal lawyer form London.
You will lose still.
I just want his life back.
I want him to die.
But why, Mrs. Lau?
I shouldn't stander him like this even
if Simon has done anything
Miss Koh, finally you have to beg me.
Don't you know I am a person
who's very eager of possession.
I remembered my sister quarrelled
for a doll with me.
I was very happy when she failed.
No sooner, my dad bought her another same doll.
What do you think I had done?
I burnt the two dolls one night.
Mrs. Lau, but Simon has no passion towards you.
You cheat me! He loves me unconsciously.
I love him too.
We were matched when together.
Don't you know
we had been on a boat for three days.
He loves me. We are match.
He'd told me so.
He said he loves me. And I love him too.
Your honour, I want to call for Mrs. Lau again.
Objection.
Invalid objection.
Mrs. Lau you have said the other day.
You paid the accused
to have intercourse with you.
Your aim is to practise
the technique in sex, right?
Right!
Louder please, I can't hear.
Yes
How many times
do you make love with your husband?
Objection.
Invalid objection.
You have to answer the question.
Three times a week.
This is a medical report issued by Doctor Tam.
It's written on the report that
your husband Raymond Lau.
His reproductive organ has sickness in 1990.
And it will caused inability
in his sexual life.
That means he is important.
Tell me how can you make love with him?
This is personal I don't want to answer you.
That means you will depend on mouth,
fingers or other tools.
As you like it.
Mrs. Lau please answer me properly.
Mrs. Lau, how long have you been pregnant?
Two months more.
Please tell me who's the father of the baby?
You insult me.
Mrs. Lau, please answer me.
It's definitely Raymond's
But it's also stated
in the report that your husband.
Not only incapable in sex
and also his sperm is insufficient.
How can he has baby with you?
Please explain it to me!
How do I know?
I object the lawyer continue
to ask such question.
It has no relation with this case.
I just want to point out
the odd sexual relationship.
I suspect Mr. & Mrs. Lau
wanted to have a baby with the accuser
The purpose is to deceive money
from the family foundation.
You insult me and Raymond.
Let's go. We will not give her even a cent.
The defendant shouldn't
mention anything not relate to this case
I am sorry.
Mrs. Lau
Please take a rest over there.
Faint?
Mr. Yip, have you murdered?
No, I haven't murdered.
If not why Mrs. Lau -- the only witness.
Said you have killed?
For she lover me.
But I don't like her so she was angry with me.
But Mrs. Lau said she did not know you.
Then how can she has affection towards you.
That's where the misunderstanding take place.
I admit that we have a cheerful
and comfortable time.
But this is only a deal.
Actually sex is sex, love is love
It has no difference for me
to make love with a pig or a woman.
But we will not fall in love with a pig, right?
She thinks love is to possess.
Her eagemess for possession is too strong.
She wants me to vanish in this world then.
Can we have love with others?
No.
The one I love belongs to a different field.
She's sincere.
She has given a fresh feeling.
I want you to die...
You love me I know it.
I love you.
If I can't have you,
I want you to vanish in this world.
I want you to vanish in this world.
Take her out.
I love you.
I want you to vanish in this world.
"Lau Chan Wing Mui is regard
as the non-reliable witness,"
"Simon Yip is allowed an appeal and acquitted"
Hi, you have come for a long time?
Cheers...
The decoration of your shop is wonderful.
Come more ofter if you like it.
Of course, it's so beautiful.
Mrs. Wong, you have come?
You still remember me!
Any good recommodation?
That one seems quite good
"I'm the Boss."
Gloris, take Mrs. Wong to her seat
- Yes
- Excuse me.
Is this her boyfriend?
Let me introduce the No. 1 gigolo to you.
Chris, come over here.
You are coming for a baby again.
Someone wants to have baby.
Yes, the how?
to the fressmaker Miss Cheung
Your honour, I have something to say.
Shut up, listen to Lawyer Koh.
You deserve it!
Being a well-known in the field of law.
How dare you behave like this.
Objection.
I object you count this as sexual disturbance.
I want a live demonstration here
to prove that I am innocent.
Ok, Miss Cheung, please.
Lam, the accused has
sexual disturbance to Miss cheung.
And that made Miss cheung
had several wrong measurings.
And that made her boss fire her.
He's cheating, it's 29" when measured before.
And now it has only 23".
Lawyer Lam, open wide your eyes and look down.
Measure one more time.
Your honour, it's really 29"
The accused is found to be guilty.
He'd forbidden to have
any sexual behavior for 20 years.
Oh my God!
Ten thirty.
That antique clock is
forty five minutes advanced.
Thank you.
To the record, the accused has
theft 7 times & robbery for 8 times.
Where are the records then, prosecutor?
Mr. Lam
Where have you been?
My speed is 30 kmh,
- the injured dashed out...
- OK.
Then the accused rushed into the house
and tied up the master
It's done.
The set lunch of Bull & Bear is famous,
let's go and try.
Will you pay?
No problem.
Have you read through the file
of this aftermoon.
Check it one more time.
Please check for me as well.
Hey...
The best way is to drop some medicine oil
between 2 condoms.
If you feel pain,
that means the outside one is broken.
If the male side feels pain,
that means the inner one is broken.
That will be a perfect way.
Old ways, no man like condoms nowadays.
You can put it on for him.
Do you want any baby?
It will be over if move from side to side.
Three minutes will be done.
You assumed it to be so last?
Use your mouth
Tempt her to fo to the Bar tonight.
I am afraid she will know the truth.
We'll be hurry up!
Sandy. Lam Sze Fat wants to bully you again.
Let's go to cheer after work today?
I have a date tonight.
Weren't you having an argue
over the phone yesterday.
You been make up again so quick!
Let me take you to
a mysterious and romantic place.
A castle with a soldier in helmet
and a prince in while horse.
Fine sword, long spear and meteor hammer
Are you looking for Simon?
Simon quits to be gigolo for long.
He's the boss here.
A boss doesn't need to be back everyday.
What's he doing now?
An agent for antique.
The lines are beautiful, the joints are perfect
and it's covered with wax.
But it has been renewed for several times.
How much does it cost after discount?
This set has all together four chairs,
120 thousand.
Mr. Chan, it's worth buying.
It's hard to get another
set of furnifure of Ming Dynasty.
Simon you make the decision for me.
I am afraid to have bought any fake.
Deliver them to Singapore for me
in one week's time.
We have tow Tao Kwong partitions.
Darling, why are you so late?
Let me introduce.
This is Simon.
I am in a hurry for a meeting.
I am leaving now.
Settle the bill with Simon.
Hi, Mrs. Chan.
Bye.
Mr. Yip, the discount price is 128 thousand.
Don't be so eager,
my hubby asks me to check it.
Long time no see. I don't know you have married
If I know it's you, I will come earlier.
You still look so handsome after so many years.
Not a bit change.
Yours figure is still so perfect
Excuse me.
I miss you so much
Don't tell me you're not free tonight.
I will not let you go tonight, no matter how.
Be good. Don't you realize that
you are married woman now?
You are no longer
the famous club girl of the lost days.
I am no longer the playboy.
This is my card,
call me for tea when you're free
I have to get off here.
You have forgotten the money
for the furniture, have you?
This is an antique watch of the 18th century
from the Indian royalty
The basic price is a million,
$100000 for each raise.
Let's start.
One million.
One million first time.
One million and hundred thousand
One million and hundred thousand
for the first time.
One million and two hundred thousand.
One million and two hundred thousand
for the first time.
Someone raised it
for one million and three hundred thousand.
One million and three hundred thousand,
any highter price?
One million three hundred thousand
for the 1st time the 2nd time.
One million four hundred thousand
Any higher price?
Madam Kwok, ask them to see me in my studio.
One and a half million.
One and a half million
for the first time, second time, third time.
Deal with one and half million
And then it's the porcelain from Kiangsi.
The basic price is
600 thousand fifty thousand for each raise.
What a short tongue!
Fantastic.
He doesn't loss this time.
Cousin.
False. They are cheating.
Ma Loong you dare to cheat?
His magic is a way of skill.
You can't be jealous for that.
Can magic be counted as skill?
Then my super natural power
can be conuted No. 1 of the world.
Give me back my money.
Let's play it fair, let's go.
Hi!
Hi...
Hi!
Miss, choose your own sword.
I don't want to play.
Let me first.
Valentino.
Harrison.
Johnny
Hi
Simon, you have to try my medicine.
No need, I don't need it.
I don't mean to ask you to eat it,
just smell it.
Come on.
Brother Wai, you have been picked up.
Really?
Yeah.
It's for you
Fantastic
Who among you four has taken my sword?
Hi! Valentino.
Shall we dance?
Ok
Harrison
I remember you
- Johnny
- How do you do?
This is your second time here?
Are you a newcomer? I've never seen you before.
How come so many new comers recently?
He's a dickling coming here to learn to swim.
Simon, take a look of my new watch.
- How much does it cast?
- Simon,
why do you change
to be an agent suddenly.
Do you want to punish us?
Don't fool my any more.
It's not as easy as
going to bed with your client.
You should make her
feel comfortable psychologically.
And physically.
It's very deep?
Physically we depend on this thing.
No need, I can do it seven times in one night.
How long?
Around twenty minutes.
Not bad.
I mean all together twenty minutes
for seven times.
Woman is like a well, man is just a pipe.
Even Lee Ka Shing will be dried out one day.
Remember to make love with woman.
The procedure,
not the result plays the important part.
A wonderful procedure can
made one has N times climax.
But for man he can obtain only once.
Remember to think of your own climax.
Will be a shame for a gigola.
Practise more.
Will it be bad for the health
if one does not have climax.
What are you doing here?
You should do me this favor.
$8000 for one sixteen thousand for two,
no commission for me.
You don't want me to do that?
Why should I give you so much if not for that?
Why don't you do it yourself?
I am not so strong as you.
Good morning.
Who do you come first?
Thank you.
We come together.
Your hands are cold... No it's warm.
Hurrah...
Be gentle... be gentle.
Slow and be gentle.
Slowly and be tender, slowly.
One more time.
Great.
I'll show your something.
1,2,3,4,5
Choose a stronger one to stab in.
I am exhausted, I will stop now.
He is crazy, let's go!
You want to stop now? I will continue then.
Play me!
Help! Stop!
Dad, come, someone is being raped.
I will call the police.
Is there any more law?
Be quick!
Let's go
Be smart!
Lam Sir, you give me this case
in such a hurry, actually I...
Though this case is a bit too hastily.
If you eager to appear on court,
this is a good chance.
I am not so clear with gigolos.
No other choice.
Don't you think you are shopping now?
Good luck!
If you haven't attacked the two ladies.
Why are they hurt then?
It's what they prefer.
You won't understand.
You are lying.
No
Just think how come this two pretty ladies.
Will be willing to be
attacked by you this tramp.
Are they hurt?
I am the one being hurt. Take a look.
Here is hurt and there as well.
Undermeath hurt much, take a look.
Stop... stop.
You don't want to see any more?
Your honour, I have finished.
Stop.
I am not lying.
You haven't seen the most important evidence.
Sit down.
Mr. Yip, you are the landlord
of the site of this case.
Have you permitted to the accused
to received female tourists?
I know nothing about that.
Then why the accused was at your home?
He's my cousin and lives with me.
Thank you, Mr. Yip.
I have finished
It's your turn.
Prosecutor!
Mr. Yip, though we have not enough evidence.
To prove you have conspired with the accused.
But being the landlord,
we have the right to accuse you.
Objection, Your Honour,
I object them to threat the witness.
Valid objection.
Be careful of you conversation.
You shouldn't threaten the witness.
Sorry.
Mr. Yip, do you agree being the landlord.
You permitted the accussed
to commit such crime in your house.
And also the two ladies are being injured.
Objection, and I think you
don't understand their behaviour.
I don't understand.
He and the Japenese ladies
were doing some exercise.
Can this be sounted as exercise?
Do you mean that
intercourse is harmful to life?
Your knowledge of sex is too poor.
There are many ways to make love.
Different gestures & different behavior
will have different reaction.
Because of that one can
enjoy the real feeling the sex.
And its interest.
I guess you are still a virgin the prosecutor.
You are stuck to the rule,
and you will turn to be an ice.
Frigidity.
Stop... stop, shut up.
I object the prosecutor stop the witness
to give any evidence.
Valid objection,
the witness can continue the sentence.
I just want to say may cousin
and the two ladies at that time.
Are just doing a wild way of sexual action.
I believe all of you here
hope to have in your sexual life.
To have climax and good feeling.
Is that true your honour?
The last sentence of the witness
need not to be put Into the record
The prosecutor, any more problem?
Don't you think that sexual action
can cause such injuries?
Is it reasonable?
The prosecutor, you are misunderstanding again.
Misunderstand?
Don't you think it's not injuries?
These are kiss marks,
they are left after furious kisses.
They are commonly called "Curry Chicken".
Nonsense.
You are a person lack of sexual knowledge.
It's no doubt you think I am nonsense.
Tell me have you ever kiss?
Of course...
Of course you have never tried before.
Kiss can be classified in may forms
It can be classed as light kiss,
testing kiss, biting kiss.
Wet kiss, dry kiss, wild Kiss,
deep kiss and 69 kiss.
You are lying. You are nonsense, you're liar.
Your honour, I request you
for the chance to prove I am no lying.
OK! But...
Light kiss.
This is light kiss.
Good...
Deep kiss.
Your honour, I don't think is
necessary to show the bite kiss.
Simon Yip, you are too excessive.
I request to postpone the final sentence.
And accused him for looking down upon the court
and being improper.
I object the prosecutor
to postpone the sentence.
It will cut down the benefit of the witness.
Valid objection.
Your honour...
You tow come over here.
Listen, the accused is
allowed to release on bail
Your honour
Mr. Lam, please handle
all the information and evidence.
To make your appeal.
To avoid the wastage
of the manpower & money of the gov't.
Dismissed.
Hey... Sandy, let's go to some other place?
Everywhere will be the same.
How come it will be the same?
Do you understand? I have no mood.
I see, that's why I take you
to such a romantic place.
Come on.
We have been together for seven years.
You always come to the same place.
This is the place where we sentence our love.
Every time you will
park the car here, dinner and movie.
Nothing else.
What's wrong to be routine?
I am afraid being hugged and
kissed with all your saliva
I can't even breathe.
Kiss is like this.
How will it be if not like this?
Have you ever tried
what's light kiss, testing kiss
Bite kiss, deep kiss, wild kiss and hot kiss?
What do you want?! It's hard to hold oneself.
Then how?
We havn't married.
And we will have baby very easy by this.
Mom won't like it.
I am not so sure to marry you.
Don't always mention your mom before me.
But we have engagement.
Stanley Ho, I have considered clearly.
Your ring doesn't fit me,
it's too big and loose.
Take it back.
The man I marry in the future must not be you.
Sandy... Sandy
You have to be good, this client is very rare.
You cost six hundred thousand?
Right, commission has been deducted.
20 % deposit will be given first
if anyone is being picked.
Onec when she is pregnant,
the remaining 80 % will be given.
Remember, to have a son be guaranteed.
What kind of woman is that?
Have such strange request.
Just ignore it, the,
most important thing is money.
I am the right one, let me be it,
I don't like condom.
Let's have this compaign.
She likes perfect Hong Kong people.
Get away you foreigner.
What are you talking about?
What's wrong?
Sit down, what are you doing?
You regard my absence?
I haven't finished.
This lady wants to test among you
The one being chose will be the right one.
How to test?
Hellow
Hello, Susan
Hellow
You have come with a new friend.
Yeah.
Come in and have a seat.
Sure.
I come for you.
Not you.
Miss Koo. I think you are drunk.
Check please.
Don't touch me, leave me alone.
[...am not.
Not with my action and my will
Bye, Miss Morality.
All dirty words.
What light kiss, deep kiss, sweet kiss,
wild kiss... do you feel shame?
I want you to touch me & kiss me tonight.
Be good.
I have money, is it enough?
I think you have misunderstood?
I am here to drink.
Miss Koo...
Anybody here?
I still want to drink!
Hot lips?
Commit the crime to infringe other and raping
Come... lie down.
Intercourse with another woman
in an unlawful place.
Take off the clothes first.
And have intercourse with the handicapped.
Indecent assaut of man selling sex.
Expose your rude body to public.
Hey... you are not kidding?
Don't move...
Kiss your own hand.
And have a good sleep.
What should be done?
Bastiality, exhibitionalism
Your attention please, I am Doctor Wong.
Beside me is the specialist for sex
from France - Miss Fung
You are being chose and passed the body-check.
There will be a pretty lady
in each room to help you.
Unlimited.
Remember, the one being chose
will be the "Right Man".
He can have six hundred thousand.
I will judge for your technige
and you endurance.
And also the ability of fuck.
You may have thirty minutes, let's begin.
Six hundred thousand...
Room #1 out.
- The one in Room 3
- Take him out.
Give the score.
It's too early for you to come here.
I just want to know from you the result.
Here is not the court, you may stay freely.
Who is the one to bring me onto the bed?
Me! We are the only two there that night.
Then you have seen everything?
Yes.
May be it's the first time
you have been seen by a man.
But it's not the first time
for me to see a woman.
Then have you done a anything to me?
Yeah.
That night you held me first
and undressed youself.
And you held my...
Shut up!
You have insulted me on the court.
And seen everything at home.
It's luck I change the clothes for you.
Or else you already got pneumonia
Don't you know
you have taken a shower that night?
Turn your head if you love "red lips".
What are you talking about?
"My lips are waiting for you,
it's unforgettable."
"The charm is hard to resist"
Bastard, what the hell are
you singing in such late night time.
What are you yelling of?
"My lips are waiting for you,
it's so unforgettable."
Three were passed in this experiment.
But his sperm after test.
The activity of the sperm is very weak.
And it's hard to make you pregnant
Therefore, the last "oral test".
Will only have two left.
May I know what is "G"?
It is a physics term.
This is the principle of a lever.
Thank you.
Wrong.
The G point when contact
will bring about climax.
Right
Which is the most sensitive part of a female?
Clitoris.
Nipple.
Ear lobe.
The bottom part
A male will eject when the female has climax.
Then the chance to have a baby boy is high.
Therefore climax plays a very important part.
Will you tell me how can we make a female
to have climax?
Five points: Fist the environment
must be romentic
Second, you should know the right time.
Third, the technige during the prelude.
Fourth, have different ways to make love.
Firth, wait 5 seconds more when ejection.
Perfect answer.
Then how can we know
when is the climax for a female?
What's matter with him? Is he elipeptic?
Stop it right now.
Stop it
Stop!
Stop questioning.
Their scores are high.
Which one do you want?
They both are not the right choice.
Give them this cheque as traveling allowance.
Are you looking for me?
Not me. The antique agent is
waiting for you in the snocker room.
Good skill! Why don't you hit that black ball?
It is hard shot.
I know nothing about that.
You can teach me.
Are you the well known Simon Yip?
Well-known?
Is it right?
My luck, I can hit it right.
You may hit that yellow ball.
Further more.
Try this way.
Bend down a bit
Look at that ball.
Look at that ball.
I surrender.
I wonder you really love antique
Is this the one?
I will have interest only if it is high rank.
Last time you bought
my favorite antique watch in the auction.
Were you there?
This is the egg shell porcelain
of Ching Dynasty.
It's quite well though it has a little flaw
Three hundred and eighty thousand.
Mrs. Lam, will you like
to pay in cash or cheque?
Five hundred thousand? No need so much.
Take it as tips.
If you can leave behind to have a game with me.
I am an agent, I don't want tips
How about the game...
Sorry, I have no mood.
I will mail you back
the remaining hundred and twenty thousand.
Simon Yip
Bye bye.
I don't want anything which is no perfect.
This can make you to have mood.
Come on
I want you.
Are they all not suitable for you?
I want you to have a baby boy with me.
I never heard of such request
I just take the son not the father.
I want you to accompany me for a week.
No, three days will be the maximum.
Sandy, when do you start to study flowers?
I take it just for fun.
How's it?
It's beautiful.
Sandy Lam the superintendent
want to stander the gigodo
They would take an action called...
Action to trap the duck.
Really?
Of course, last time the gigolo
was sentenced unguilty.
They want to take the revenge now.
What does he and Lam really want to do?
Those gigolos are actually not so bad.
For what can he charge them for?
Just for nothing.
That Simon Yip of Duck Bar
seems to be rather cocky.
I will do something in order
to make his bar closed.
I am Simon Yip and I am out
Please leave your message after the "B"sound.
I show you.
How much?
Just let go!
Let's start.
A fish is coming.
Come on.
Quiet... A fist is coming.
Quiet... There's a fish.
Don't shout.
Get up.
Again?
You seem to have a plan already.
I have confidence in you.
Is it really so important
for a woman to have a baby?
Yes. That's only way
you regard yourself to be a real woman.
I can have a baby and
my freedom as well for this.
No man can tie me up.
I don't want you to know the time.
Take it back since you have already
accompanied my for 3 days.
Listen. Very nice.
You will not have baby like this.
The test to non-reasonable. I object my failure
I guarantee she will be pregnant by this time.
She has chose the right one,
why are you still shouting here?
I want to try one more time.
Where's Simon?
What's the matter?
I looked for him for many times but he...
What are you talking about?
Everybody freeze!
We are the police, checking the licence,
everyone stand up.
Stand over there.
Hey... Sit down
Is Simon Yip the licence holder?
Mr. Yip is only the partner,
I am the licence holder.
Someone reported here has unlawful activity.
Hope that you can co-operate
with the police for that.
Sir, I am over 60,
can I not go to the police station?
Release me.
You will be charged opposing
the police to carry out duty.
Stop the woman.
Please don't go, Miss.
How are you Miss Koh?
Do you want to report?
Maybe.
Go to take the photos
Please give way. Thank you.
Are you OK? Miss Koh.
They will accompany you home.
Excuse me.
She has been arrested last night.
It's published in the press as well.
Come on. Cheers
Chris, talk to her alone.
This is very important,
don't be indulgent to her.
You dare to be late in such incident?
None in our committee pity on
what you have done.
Lam Sze Fat, I know it's shameful
for the Law Department.
You don't have to investigate me further more.
I will resign my myself.
You'll only be fired.
I must say I did nothing wrong,
gigolos are human being also.
Only someone wants to use
their rights to stander them.
I hope you can study clearly this case.
Don't worry, being your master.
Only if you can have
the qualification of a lawyer.
Though not yet on court.
You try hard for a few year.
I can guarantee you will be famous.
Chris Cheung dares
to say local lawyers are useless.
By that time all from Oxford and Harvard
have to stand aside.
JB Lau's speaking.
I want to talk to Sandy Koh, I am Simon Yip.
Your boyfriend. That playboy Simon Yip.
Tell him ll am not In.
She said she's not in.
Then I will come up.
He will come up.
Hi, Sandy.
"I'm sorry."
Shit!
Sandy... listen to me.
I am sorry.
I have made you get fired and misunderstand.
Don't be so childish!
How can you be a good lawyer?
How can you get the lawyer license?
Listen to me, I am grateful
for all your assistance.
There's still one more thing you have to learn.
How can I let you go like that?
What's that?
Kiss.
Different editions of kiss.
Right here.
Right, an extra gift.
Again.
What's the definition
of improper behavior by law?
First touching the breast of the victim.
Second, private part.
Third the bottom part.
Both the three part.
Both three are correct.
I am right why do you feel like beating me.
The right answer should be the whole body
I'm correct
It's true it's stated on the book.
Hey, Miss Koh times up!
Let us go to eat.
OK
Civil law, criminal law...
Miss Koh, what is your favor with the lobster?
Don't scare me.
What do you usually do?
Lobster in creamy sauce on?
Go to answer the phone. I am scared.
Hello.
Hey! Simon did you receive my gift?
Do you like it?
Hey!
Are you pregnant?
Aren't you seeking
for a man to have a baby with?
What are you talking about?
I left HK on purpose
to let you have such chance.
Aren't you out of your mind?
I have found a man so hard,
have you made the appointment.
He's a hundred times better than you.
What's the matter?
I am pregnant
Our plan has worked.
I can have two million right away.
If it's a boy, I can ask the old man
for an extra twenty million.
I will give you half of that.
Where do you get him?
So easy to make you pregnant Ha...
Do you want to play?
Leave me alone!
Do me a favour.
I know nothing about that.
Make it higher for me.
Take it
Where are you going to?
For ice-cream.
What's your choice
Two vanilla
Sir
Hello
Do you like the thing I give you?
Not bad! I like it.
Don't you know that I am pregnant
Really? Congratulations.
Aren't you a bit cheerful?
I rejoice for you
Sorry, I have a friend waiting
for me over there.
Simon, call me when you are free.
Fine
How long do we need to wait for that old men?
Raymond, KK wants you over there.
Doctor Chan, is the pregnancy report OK?
I have checked it no problem.
Raymond used to indulge
in expessive drinking and sex.
He finally did something good to his wife.
Uncles, brother
We have checked the report.
The Lau's Foundation will transfer ten million
to you when the baby born.
It will be double if it's a baby boy.
This is two million, 10 % of the fund.
Thank you, brother.
You are a member of the family.
You can be a chief as well if you are good.
I am scared.
Relax I will dine with you tonight
for celebration.
Bye
Are you coming for oral test.
I guess it would be a difficult test.
If want to pass with luck.
We won't allow.
Let's discuss about the conduct of a lawyer.
That means being an unconducted lawyer.
How can you made
the judge, jury to have faith in you.
Everything should have proof in court.
You can't just take media as evidence.
It's stated clearly in chapter
of Law of Exception written by Russell.
Good answer.
Lawyer Koh
Anything I can help?
I am waiting for my friend.
Hello
Hello, Simon.
Take your seat.
Anything you want to eat.
It's OK.
We haven't seen each other
since the auctioneer.
Excuse me, take your time.
It's OK
I want to see you.
We are facing each other now, right?
Simon, I want to stay together with you again.
I never have a good sleep since we separate.
I can see your face once I closed my eyes.
Listen, that's a deal only.
There isn't any passion between us.
Sorry, I am expecting my friend.
Do you want money? I get it.
How much do you want I will give it to you.
Listen to the heart beat of my baby.
Listen to it.
Don't be like that.
Touch it, the baby belongs to us.
Touch it, it's your son.
You are the papa and I am mama.
We will be happy together, be with me please.
Can you control yourself?
I love you
I need you.
I never like you not even in the future.
Turn down your hope.
Cut it.
Call for the ambulance.
Cut it.
I hate you...
Have you waited for long Simon?
Take your seat.
It's for you, Lawyer Koh.
Thank you.
I think we better not
to co-operate with this guy.
Why?
It's for you.
Fragrant.
What do you want to eat? We have oyster today.
I suppose you can drink much.
Am I drink now? Not yet
What's the matter?
What's it?
It's for you.
Thank you.
What's the matter?
Do we need to call the police, Simon?
Do you like my gift, Simon Yip?
I sincerely hope you will have such a result.
Bull-shit.
Simon... Simon
Are you looking for our Madam?
Are you Mr.Yip?
Yeah.
Finally you have come.
Duck...
I want to talk to you thoroughly
you are too excessive.
Can you hear me?
It's only a deal.
I beg you, kiss me please.
What do you want?
I love you so much. Live with me please?
We will fit each other, live with me.
I will give you all the watches all.
Let's do it one more time.
Don't be like this.
I beg you to do it one more time for me.
We were so happy last time,
let's do it one more time.
I really love you.
Don't be silly.
What do you want?
Who are you?
He's a man, you aren't
What do you want?
You want to ruin my plan?
Don't come again.
Silly.
You don't have to be like that!
I can take you as the thief.
I can even kill you.
Kill you.
Shut up. Typing girl.
Can you shut up.
Don't you want me Simon Yip?
I will kill your child.
You want to ruin it?
Bastanrd... l will go all-out with you.
Do you want me to shoot you dead?
Please don't.
You have killed him.
No... l haven't killed him.
Beg me! I still can help you.
Let's go together.
You are crazy.
What's the matter, master?
Master... master
He's killed Raymond.
Last night 12:35 there
in a luxury house in mid level.
A murder case occurred.
The dead is a member of the Lau's family.
There's a 0.38mm revolver at the site.
The dead's wife was at the site as well.
A suspect was arrested
- when the police arrived.
- He's finished
I'm going now. Game is over. Bye.
The game is over.
Game over.
Your Honour. I want to call
for Mrs. Lam the witness.
Lau Chan Wing Mui swear that
all my sentences are true.
Why you have to kill him?
I can give you the money.
You are lying.
Why you have to kill him?
Mrs Lau
Your Highness...
She has fainted...
Mrs. Lau.
What's wrong?
It's very common.
You have come?
Please the orange button.
JB is still so messy! I think he can manage it.
It's hard to say
whether you are guilty, I'm sorry.
You still regard me
as your friend during these days.
Simon, listen to me.
I am a lawyer now. We have no private time.
You are afraid that I will be in jail?
Simon, why did Mrs. Lau say it's done by you?
I already told you we had only a one time deal.
Or a deal of friendship.
She's a useful witness.
I Can't find any excuse for her to lie.
It's really an accident.
Do you want me to repeat it once more?
No. You are tired today.
Are you leaving now?
I suppose you will chat with me till dawn.
Simon, the case is important.
I have much to do.
I know it.
OK, you may leave now.
Tell Uncle JB not to doze on court.
He ask for three hundred thousand.
I told him no to be greedy,
I have given him much.
He beated me then.
I am scared... so I rushed unstairs.
He grasped me.
And took out a revolver from the shelf.
He said he wanted to kill me.
Then how, Mrs. Lau?
Then Raymond come back.
He dashed to me, intending to rescue me.
We three tangled together.
Finally he got the revolver
and forced us to sign the cheque.
Raymond cursed him.
I said He only wants money give him.
But Raymond disagreed,
so they fought each other.
The he killed Raymond.
Why did he kill Raymond?
Thank you, Mrs. Lau.
I have finished. Your Honour.
The defendant...
Your Honour, something is
wrong with Lau's throat.
I want to question the witness
being the vice lawyer
Any objection?
Lawyer Koh has been fired.
I have no doubt of her qualification
as a lawyer.
But I doubt of her experience.
Is it better in her experience is insufficient?
The you will sure win, right!
Lawyer Koh, please start your sentence.
Yes...
Keep quiet.
Mrs. Lau, what's your relation
with the accused?
I know what you want to ask.
I don't know him...
But I have affair with him.
Mrs. Lau, don't you think it's ridiculous?
You don't know the accused
and you are not even friends
Then how come you have affairs with him?
Very simple, I paid for that.
So we have affairs.
But the accused hasn't received
any money from you
Ask whether he has received an antique watch.
It cost one and a half million in the auction.
He has accepted my watch for that.
Then why do you have to do so?
My husband wanted it.
What's the reason then?
Objection. The defendant
shouldn't ask such question.
It has no relation with the case.
I just want to clarity
about their relationship.
Is it a deal or affair
I want to proof that
my client has no intention to Kill.
Invalid objection.
The witness has to answer the question.
For my husband knew that I am awkward in sex.
He wanted me to practise the technique
with other man.
Lying because you want to be pregnant.
Objection I object for such question.
Valid. This cannot be found valid.
Your Honour I want to postpone for a week time.
I need more time to investigate.
Objection for such delay!
It'll hinder the trial!
But I've to wait for some reports.
I hope you can give me five days time.
No
How about four days?
Two days, the maximum.
Jurisdiction will be continued on Thursday.
Court
What's your intention of this appointment?
Don't you want to see me?
It's unnecessary and
not so good for me to see you.
Don't you want me to withdraw the sentence?
Simon has never killed.
I have confidence to proof it on court
But I said he's the murderer.
Even you hire the Royal lawyer form London.
You will lose still.
I just want his life back.
I want him to die.
But why, Mrs. Lau?
I shouldn't stander him like this even
if Simon has done anything
Miss Koh, finally you have to beg me.
Don't you know I am a person
who's very eager of possession.
I remembered my sister quarrelled
for a doll with me.
I was very happy when she failed.
No sooner, my dad bought her another same doll.
What do you think I had done?
I burnt the two dolls one night.
Mrs. Lau, but Simon has no passion towards you.
You cheat me! He loves me unconsciously.
I love him too.
We were matched when together.
Don't you know
we had been on a boat for three days.
He loves me. We are match.
He'd told me so.
He said he loves me. And I love him too.
Your honour, I want to call for Mrs. Lau again.
Objection.
Invalid objection.
Mrs. Lau you have said the other day.
You paid the accused
to have intercourse with you.
Your aim is to practise
the technique in sex, right?
Right!
Louder please, I can't hear.
Yes
How many times
do you make love with your husband?
Objection.
Invalid objection.
You have to answer the question.
Three times a week.
This is a medical report issued by Doctor Tam.
It's written on the report that
your husband Raymond Lau.
His reproductive organ has sickness in 1990.
And it will caused inability
in his sexual life.
That means he is important.
Tell me how can you make love with him?
This is personal I don't want to answer you.
That means you will depend on mouth,
fingers or other tools.
As you like it.
Mrs. Lau please answer me properly.
Mrs. Lau, how long have you been pregnant?
Two months more.
Please tell me who's the father of the baby?
You insult me.
Mrs. Lau, please answer me.
It's definitely Raymond's
But it's also stated
in the report that your husband.
Not only incapable in sex
and also his sperm is insufficient.
How can he has baby with you?
Please explain it to me!
How do I know?
I object the lawyer continue
to ask such question.
It has no relation with this case.
I just want to point out
the odd sexual relationship.
I suspect Mr. & Mrs. Lau
wanted to have a baby with the accuser
The purpose is to deceive money
from the family foundation.
You insult me and Raymond.
Let's go. We will not give her even a cent.
The defendant shouldn't
mention anything not relate to this case
I am sorry.
Mrs. Lau
Please take a rest over there.
Faint?
Mr. Yip, have you murdered?
No, I haven't murdered.
If not why Mrs. Lau -- the only witness.
Said you have killed?
For she lover me.
But I don't like her so she was angry with me.
But Mrs. Lau said she did not know you.
Then how can she has affection towards you.
That's where the misunderstanding take place.
I admit that we have a cheerful
and comfortable time.
But this is only a deal.
Actually sex is sex, love is love
It has no difference for me
to make love with a pig or a woman.
But we will not fall in love with a pig, right?
She thinks love is to possess.
Her eagemess for possession is too strong.
She wants me to vanish in this world then.
Can we have love with others?
No.
The one I love belongs to a different field.
She's sincere.
She has given a fresh feeling.
I want you to die...
You love me I know it.
I love you.
If I can't have you,
I want you to vanish in this world.
I want you to vanish in this world.
Take her out.
I love you.
I want you to vanish in this world.
"Lau Chan Wing Mui is regard
as the non-reliable witness,"
"Simon Yip is allowed an appeal and acquitted"
Hi, you have come for a long time?
Cheers...
The decoration of your shop is wonderful.
Come more ofter if you like it.
Of course, it's so beautiful.
Mrs. Wong, you have come?
You still remember me!
Any good recommodation?
That one seems quite good
"I'm the Boss."
Gloris, take Mrs. Wong to her seat
- Yes
- Excuse me.
Is this her boyfriend?
Let me introduce the No. 1 gigolo to you.
Chris, come over here.
You are coming for a baby again.
Someone wants to have baby.
Yes, the how?