Yu Pui Tsuen III (1996) - full transcript

Wind

Fire

Rain

Where is Lightning

I am late

Shit

Seniors, seniors

Lightning, we are the top secret agents

We all have achieved our own powerful stances

How about your Lightning Stance

Well



Seniors, please take care

Watch my eyes

Isn't my power strong enough

Enrich power

Do you know how powerful I am now

You almost made me laugh to death, you nuts

I have forgotten
that my eyes are for fixing the women

You are men, that's why you can't be hurt

Luckily we are not women

Or, if we are being hit by you

We prefer committing suicide

Boss

003, you are sent to disguise as eunuch

To be an undercover in the palace
to protect the emperor



Your entertainment fee will be a thousand,
take along the ET Sword

Your code is "Loyalty to the country"

Yes sir

002, you are sent to
the Prime Minister's Office as undercover

To watch whether the prime minister
betrays our country or not

You'll get five thousand as entertainment fee

Take along the Tolo Sword

Your code is "Sacrifice for the country"

Yes sir

001, you are sent
to be an undercover in our military rival

To watch whether our rival
would intend to invade us or not

You'll get ten thousand as entertainment fee

Take along the Chi-ching Double Sword with you

Your code is "Die for the country"

Yes sir

000, you are sent to be an undercover
in the Ying chun Club

To collect evidence for their crimes

Mission impossible.
How can you sent me to prostitute house

You are despising me

No, you always want to devote for the country

This is the best chance

But I am a cultured man

How can I go to a prostitute house

You are no longer a scholar, you are a wolf

A wolf who can kill women
with your electric eyes

I intended to take over this case myself

But my wife didn't allow me to go

Why is everyone addicted to the club

And why they refuse to make love
with their wives, this population decreasing

The answers are what we want to know

So, you duty is very important

You have to find out proofs
for their selling of aphrodisiac

And prove how they destroy
the reproduction plan of our country

Yes sir

How about my entertainment fee

Do you know why you are called 000

I don't know

Since you are great

You can finish the mission
without anything provided to you

But, I do want to be financed

Well

Take this pen with you

Thank you, boss

Will this pen explode to cover my retreat

Or, Will explode and frighten the enemies

No, this is a fountain pen

You can write, with the gloried ink

There is only one pen in our country

Now you've got this wonderful pen

You can forget your electric eyes

Make good use of it, it can help you

What my code

Listen carefully

"Devote sperm for the country”

"Devote sperm for the country”

"Devote sperm for the country”

Sperm is the most precious thing
of a man, you know

How come, you are an agent too

Why the other agents get entertainment fee
while you get nothing

Haven't I predicted wrongly. Impossible

Honey

Impossible. How come

Honey, listen to me

This is the most challenging mission
I've ever met

Maybe, I'll be rich and famous

Honey, please let me do it

Once you leave home, who will do the housework

Leave the housework to me
when I am off duty, OK

Damn it

Since my husband is heroic

"All last, he has chance to get succeeded"

Since this is the first mission
you've ever become an agent

I can't stop you from going

But

If you lose. You have to change your job

This is my interest

Interest differs from income.
Better learn something useful

Damn it, you are not expert too

What did you say. Dare you repeat

You

Worry that you would have an affair

Honey, look at you

You look ugly,
how can you attract another woman

And

What do you want to say

Although you are tall and strong,
you look like a man of 30

But your body is as old as a man of sixty

And your endurance is as shallow as teenager's

About your penis

It's like a baby's of 2

Only I am so stupid to marry you

If you want to fool around, yes

Unless you will have puberty again

What a fatal Thought I am gifted

But I am always bullied by my boss
as well as by my wife

And I was sent to
investigate a prostitute house

I am a scholar,
how can if face the world in future

Why not commit suicide

Splashing me

I can't imagine that it's hard to die

Try again

Pal, do you want to be break my penis

You chose to die, but don't kill my penis too

Who are you. Why do you save me

Did I save you. I just want to kill you

Although I've practiced Kung Fu long time ago

I haven't practiced stance
by "Hand in the sand"

I haven't practiced body preleasing stance, too

And I haven't practiced
penis strengthened stance

Help me to get up please

Come on

Sorry, pal

Forget

Why did you commit suicide

Life is meaningless to me

Have your dick tried anything good yet

I think yes

Damn you haven't had fun
with all pretty women in the world

That's right

How can you face your ancestors then

Why

If the King of Hell knows your penis is useless

You can't make use of it in your next life

Then, he will make you
be a prostitute in your next life

I don't want to be hooker

Come on, follow me

How can you treat your little dicky in such way

You have to treat him something good
before your death, right

That's right

Is the spark of your life rekindled now

My name is Koo Fung, what's yours

I am 00

What

May Yeung Sung

Mr. May, how are you

I haven't heard so much foul language before

What did you say

I mean, you are good at speaking foul language

Mr. Koo Fung, can you tell me

No problem, of course

I don't mean it

Can you tell me where we are heading to now

We are going to our Tiny Universe

Ying-chun Club

You're disgusting

You are too anxious

Take me the wine. Let' drink

Give it to me

Chiu-hey, take it to my room

Yes

Come in. What a funny place

Are you here for fun

Take care

I've seen you again

Ladies and gentlemen

Here comes our best pimperl

A woman of 39, Miss Yim fong

Let me touch you

Thank you. Enjoy yourself

Now, Miss Tiny Universe Heung Wan is coming

I wanna touch again

Thank you for your support, thank you

Don't panic. Look

How can I flatter my clients
if I don't have something allractive

Yes

Come on, give her your hands

Next, we have another Miss Tiny Universe

Angel of Heaven, Miss Shui-chu

Another touch

Dark hair will not stay
and faces will easily change

Life isn't like pine, name and wealth will fade

Youngsters will regret of
not having fun while they are young

Joy will be leave old men aloner

Bravo

Sister Yim-fong, when will you
let me sleep with that blind virgin

Later, OK

How about these two. They are nice

Alright, two at the same time

Come on, let me kiss you

Why that guy loves harassing the ladies here

This guy is called Kuen Lo-set,
he said he is a book critic

If he doesn't harras the girls,
how can others know his presence

Can he criticize all women
with his pen, Damn it

Book Critic

Well, what is called Tiny Universe

Tiny Universe is a small field

If there isn't small field,
how can they be awarded that easily

Happy hours start now

Come on, I'll show you something nice

Why that girl is always to slanng at me

I am so ugly looking

She is blind

What

She is blind

Come on, take a look

And this shows the ranks of the beauties

How about the girl who gave you money

No one is willing to sleep with her

So, she has to pay for herself

More men she slept, more popular she will be

She enjoys herself, me too

Well, you are

Give way

I am the famous fortune teller

I tell bed stories of pretty women in the world

People called me Master Koo. Look

Alright

Wonderful

Thank you

You are really a scholar

Thank you

This is a kind of business

Right

All of you are useless

Oly Heung Wan and Shui Chu
have got my techniques in bed

You all are fools

Now, we are reaching another stage

I will teach you Thinking Method of Making Love

Close your eyes and follow me, first stance

Avalokitesvare's Sitting Stance

Second stance

Lutanist's fingers

Third stance

Moon holding stance

Forth stance

Drum handing on the dragon boat

Fifth's stance

Roots round the old trees

This is what I've just invented

Beauty pulling cart

Damn it. Clear your mind

What. Do you want to write a book

Yes, a fantastic and influential book

I worry that it would be
a money losing business

I don't mind the sales

Most important of all,
I think this place is suitable for me to write

That's right, every visitors
will come back after their first visit

Why

I will tell you later,
cut the crap, let me ask you

What's most important for writing a book

What

Of course, you have to write sex

I am a scholar,
how can I write these kind of things

Bull shit if you don't write about sex,
who will buy your book

Right, let me introduce to you

This is Mister May,
this is my best friend, Choi Kwan-Lun,

He is the chef

He knows making all kinds of
nutritious food for sex organs,

After drinking his soup.
Your dick will be benefited

Even it's half dead, he can make yours stand up

Mr. May, how are you

Nice to meet you

I love making friends with scholars

I can cook some soup to fit your size

An excellent nutritious soup for you

So you can be powerful in bed

Although you are expert

Please don't always
make reproductive organs be your topics

Damn it. This is my job

If I don't talk about it,
I will be starved to death

That's right

Cut the crap, Mr. May, you are a writer

I have a small request

Can you use my name
as the name of one of your characters

Well

I don't want to be the lead,
just a junior character will do

I just want my name be published

It's not a problem

But I have used up my money,
I don't even have money to buy ink

This is not a problem,
I eamed some tips yesterday

Just take it as deposit,
I'll pay more if I am nicely written

Pal

Just take it if you are not stupid

Dealed, I'll get ready your nutritious soup

Do you have to measure his penis

He is a tall and wise guy,
his penis must be extraordinary

I am going to get ready the soup for you

No, I want to make
a specially cooked soup for you

Go in your room now

Peeping. That way

It's nothing strange. Go ahead

Brush

Something great is coming

You're not a good student

What is he doing

Basic instinct of people

Don't waste what you can eat

When you were small,
will you bile that you see nipple

Go ahead

I have hemorrhoids

I can't stand anymore

Just take it as escargots

Don't go

- Stay calm
- Stop

That way

Right here

Undress

Kiss hen

Shut up

He kisses hen

It seems to be her first time

You know fortune telling too

No, everyone has his or her first time

But this is her first time
of this day, understand

Really

Go on

What are you doing

I am a se...

See what

See. I am a scholar

I can't stand anymore

How can I see a bastard raping a girl here

Mr. May, how old are you

Let's watch. Are you watching

Yes

What are you doing

She smiles to me

No real love between posture
and teacher. Let's wait and see

You talk it seriously

You hurt me

Sorry

I can't imagine that her first time
of this day is that powerful

Your nose bleed

You too

Mr. May, I've been searching for you

Impossible.
Why do you have such severe reaction

Mr. May,
this is done by your size, color and shape

Specially made for your penis

Choi Kwan-lun,
the client is urging for your nutritious soup

It's alright, Mr. May, drink this

You will be great

Deal

Mr. May

You must have peeped

It's hard to tolerate

Well, it's kind of me
to let you take my advantage

What are you doing here

Yes, I will be waiting for your in my room

Remember, come to me

Why your head is burning

Did you drink everything

Alright, I'll let you take her

Haven't screwed for 3 years,
any girl will become an attraction

By the way, I am vi...

Cut the crap

Will she discover that

It's dark, she can see it

Get ready in bad

If there is anything wrong send it to me

Remember,
take off the trouser only, not the clothes

Pal, it's not funny at all
if I don't like my clothes off

Remember your hump back

That's right

It's so dark

Ms. Zen, let's play something new

There is a cloth on the table

Cover your eyes and come in

Let me out on the artificial hymen first

I am coming

What's wrong. You have finished already

How are you

I...

I have screwed so many women

But I haven't seen
such pretty women as you before

That's why I lost control

I am the best of course

Let me help you

Don't move. I will be alright soon. It's done

What's the matter

Nothing, my hymen has just broken

Bravo

Go on

It's amazing

It's a rare chance a virgin
meets a virgin in a brothel

Ying Chun Club is really an amazing place

Why don't you undress

I have been very sick since childhood, so

So, you don't have strong kidneys, do you

Are you laughing me

Stab her to death

Go ahead

Stab

Stab to death

Stab

Why didn't you say anything

Silent is better than sound

Well, let me be top of you

Alright

Alright

Damn it

I am a man, male is yang, female belong to Yin

Man should be on top of woman

I should be on the top, are you doing then

Sure, I love it

So what

Why, why there is something on your back

I am not ordinary people

Whenever I am excited, my blood is boiling

My muscle all the back will contract

Don't ask, or I will leave you alone

No, my baby, I will be keep quite

That's why people said
you can't judge people from outlook

And men dick are not measurable

Mr. May, you are not strong enough

It doesn't matter, trust me, I can help you

I will cook you some nutritious food,
you'll have puberty again

Really

Of course. You are tall
but your pens is short, what a waste

Follow me

Come on

What are you writing

Damn it

Wrong again.
You should write sex in Ying Chun Club

It's Lustful Club, right

What, what did you say

I mean, writing the incidents happened
in Ying Chun Club

What am I

You are KOO Fung, the hump back

How about me

You are the amazing chef, Choi Kwun lun

Just so little

How about me

You are the pimper

- How about us
- How about us

All of you are the hookers

Damn it

Mr. May, no matter what. I'll support you

What do you want

You haven't paid 50 taels to us

I want you to describe
my hairy nipples, different from others

I want myself be different

I don't want to be pimper

We don't want to be hookers

What

You have to change the posts
of everyone, it'll be funny

Unlimited fun of sex, that'd be great

Attractive stories

And some foul language must be added

Love scenes, and be abstract,
it'll be all the go then

I am yours, just write anything you want

I am a scholar, I have my own principles

How can I write something heartless

Do you have to shit

Of course yes

So, do you have to eat

Sure

You want food, so you have to work

Of course

Let me provide your living

You can't even provide your own living

The title of the book must be attractive

Call it "Sex in bed"

No, it's rude

That's right

"Sex bible", OK

No way, it's not cultured

Call it "Sex and Zen",
do you know how to write it

Sure I do

I can't imagine that

One lives for shifting

So you have to sacrifice your own principle

Sister Yim-fong, you are the boss lady

You are kind-hearted, doing decent business

Koo Fung, you are a monk, respectable by people

Choi Kwun-lun, you are a hero who save the poor

Good

Koo Zen

You are a celebrity,
you know very well about sex technique

Shui-chu, Heung-wan,
you are sisters serving the same husband

And the other girls are all decent girls

This novel is called "Sex and Zen"

Bravo

This book containing numerous sex stories

It'll be popular

Bravo

Sister Yim-fong, I have a small request

Go ahead

Can Shui-chu and Heung-wan
be my maid while I am writing

No problem

We have raped you for ages,
now it's turn of you to rape

Bravo

Women is easy to be flattered,
just few posts can make her happy

Man is easy to be flattered,
Applause could make him happy

Just like kids

Yes

This way

Right here

Over there

Come on

Come on, this way

I am here, catch me, this way

At your back

Donate sperm for the country. Amazing bag

Uncle, please give me one

You go in first, I am going to buy a bag

Look, it's pretty

000, 003 died when they carried out mission

I come to give you a hand

God knows

Did you wife allow it

No, from your rosy cheeks,
I can tell you are having an affair

I just donate myself for the country

Did you donate spe...

How come

I am married, how can I betray her

Well, your wife has come to you

She said it's urgent

What's the matter

But, it's time of investigation,
you can't do anything private

You are an elite of us

What have you discovered

This proves the crimes the hookers
and the lechers committed

I've wasted much effort to draw it out

There is no name, no signature.
How can you send it to court

Sorry

What else

The want me to write a sex novel

They want me to do this and that, I am bored

Boss is always right

In order to finish your mission,
just tolerate it

Got you

Take care, see you

Remember, don't make any mistake,
you'll have bright future

He will come back tonight

Honey

Hubby, I miss you very much

- Honey
- Hubby

That's what I've predicted, you are back

You've improved a lot

What's that

This is good stuff,
this charm is to keep my husband's heart

I always divine for you

From the diagrams,
it's said you would come back tonight

Why do I smell fragrance from your body

Why there is hair on your body

Your hubby is now risking his life

To investigate among beasts and evils

I just sticked to their body odor and hair only

Look at him, his look so dull

You can tell how much he has sulfured

Hubby, what a hard time to you

Why don't you quit

No way

For my country, how can I give up

- Right
- That's right

Why, do you look for me. Anything urgent

I've got a diagram saying
that you would be back, but you didn't

So I worry so much

you will mess up my job

That's right

You'd better go back earlier

Wish you would gain triumph as soon as possible

Yes madam

Freeze

I am still worrying

I worry that

you and your dick will be in danger

I've got it

This armor is to protect your dick

Once you wear it,
you will be protected from any attack

Once you have any evil thought, or any reaction

You can't move.
Until it returns to normal condition

Will my dick break

If it's broken, I can have no fun, you nuts

How can a man wear this

Don't you want to
give up your wife for the country

Honey, may I go now

As I think there is still something wrong

You are too handsome looking, so

So what

So

Why there is a monk

Bald head

I love it

Get lost your bitch

Who is it

Who are you

Don't you know me

I can find my self respect from your eyes

No evil though, no

Are you Kuen Lo-set

I admire you so much

Really

May I have your autograph

What's this

This is ... information collected

information

Come on

You said you are critic

Don't you even know this

What's this

This is picture

Picture

it's great, Miss Ping Ping

Please sign for me

Sign, it's great

It's your turn, do you want to be famous

I'm famous enough

Do you want to stay with me

Sign it

Alright

Just so simple

Mister, please sign

Please sign

Damn it, we are illiterate

How dear you come to hookers then

How can you be hooker then

Fingerprint

I don't have fingers

Well, let me help you

Yours is not small

How about you

Disgusting

So bad. Let's go

Why did you peep at my pornography drawing

I am looking for mood to write

Just ask us to demonstrate for you

Come on

Draw now

No reaction

Little dicky, don't be naughty

God, help me

Change come on, change

What's wrong. Not only shaving my head

I am forced to wear this evil thing too

This is for woman

Damn it

Damn it

Mister, do you want to
donate sperm for the country

Are you teasing me

I have to wear this evil thing,
how can I donate sperm

Bitch

000, are you insane

Boss, it's you

Sorry, I am sorry

That way

Yes

000, 002 were dead
when that are doing their missions

When did you achieve this armor

No, this is for patience tolerance

Boss, can we change another secret code

It's necessary

Change it to "Get the fame for the country

No, how can a useless dick
get the fame for the country

You are right

Make it "To Patience for the country"

Thank you boss

Any progress

Can you make it

Not bad

Boss, I have as problem

Go ahead

During our investigation

Can we fall in love

I have experienced that too. I understand it

I remember once I disguised as Taoist
to work in a red night zone

1 slept with 7 women a night

But, there isn't any true love between hookers

003 and 002 died

Better try your best, your turn will come soon

My turn

I don't mean dying, I mean the promotion

Thank you for your encouragement

Do your best, you have bright future

Better take this way

I will go that way

Mister May,
I've cooked some ginseng soup for you, drink it

Let me sign first, then, let's drink together

Mister May, have you waken yet

Give it back to me

Please let me use it

How come

You must have drink the drugs
of Sister Yim-fong,

Drugs

Will the secret be hidden here

What do you want

Why do you follow me

I am asking you. What do you want

I just want to see what you have eaten
to achieve beautiful skin

I heard that you can't make love

In Ying-chun Club,
only two kinds of people who can't make love

Which two kinds

One, dead people

Second, dead people too

You are wrong, I saved that for you

Are you kidding

To my mind, you are the beauty of the beauties

I am the man of the men

So, we are perfect match

Wrong

It's a very perfect match

Better come now, come on

Come on

I haven't seen any man who is so afraid of me

No way

What are you afraid of

No way

Who is it

Stop, come back

Who are you. What are you doing

Nothing, I have just come across this house

I felt a sense of place and job,
so ll come in and take a look

From your outlook

I can felt fortune from reading face

Bravo...you are the boauty of beauties

People always say
that I am beauty of the beauties

It's you

Do you know each other

Of course

Senior

Junior

That's why you spoke in the same way

From your rosy cheeks

Are you falling in love

I have this armor, how can I make love

I would like to talk
with my junior about our school

Junior, this way

Honey, why do you come here

From the sortilege

I am told that you are in trouble,
so I come to save you

You are fooling me instead

I live well in this place, I am fine

Go back now

Do you have any evil thought

You gave me that armor. Of course I am final

Really

I swear

It's hard

Oh my God. How can they do
such thing in a prostitutes house

What's wrong

I'll forgive you

Alright, I am leaving

Wait, take this book to my boss

Isn't it written by you

It's evidence

What have you just done with her

We are studying Kung Fu

She taught me that,
longer the life, lessen the sex

So, I am so sorry make it next day

No sex

Anyone here

No

Quiet, this is great stuff

Yu Heung, the blind, virginity guaranteed

Don't worry your tattoo

Don't worry you are ugly looking

once you screw her,
you would become a great guy

Offer your price as soon as possible

I will send you aphrodisiac as gift

You will find how enjoyable sex life is

Alright, the auction starts

Basic price, a tael, each call for ten taels

Come on, offer your price now

One tael

May I ask

No, I mean Mr. May offers one tael

Mister May, do you have money

Not now, but yes in future

I will pay later

Damn it. How can you pay later for a virgin

No, I'd like to take something out
from my room, I'll come out later

Damn it.

Mister Kuen offers 10 taels

Mr. Lee, 20 taels

Mr. Cheung, 30 taels

One hundred taels

Mister May tries to offer again

300 taels

That gentleman offers 300 taels

Damn it, how dare you fight with me

Five Hundred taels

Mr. Kuen offers 500 taels

One thousand taels

Are you crazy

This gentleman offers a thousand

For the first time, second time, third time

Deal, please pay before going to her room

So expensive is the blind

I wish I was born to be blind

Mister, please help yourself

Thank you

What are you doing here

What are you doing

I am collecting information

I read your book

Don't you think you can write
then you can become a writer

Don't you think you can talk
SO you can become a critic

Damn you

You cheap critic

You'd read the whole book,
then list out the bad and good points

To let the readers determine
whether he should read or not

You haven't read the whole book but criticize

So, who will write in future

You make those trash be main characters

Cheap doesn't mean good, damn you

Any character can be written nice

Not only those well educated guys
can write good books

Damn it

Go and eat shit

Where is it

No hurry

Behave yourself

Mister, you are gentleman like

I am Yu Heung may I know your name

May

May again

Miss, you are nice looking

I think you would have bright future

Mister, you are flattering me, I'm your now

Forget it

Mister, why did you react severely

Nothing, I can tell from you bones that

You will have extraordinary experience later

Mister May, you are pleasing me

I wanna drink some water first

It'll be quick please wait

It's predestined for me
to have affair with these named May

Honey, listen to me, in fact

You are here

Why are you here

I come to send you medicine

Medicine

Aphrodisiac

It's not done by me, it's from the boss lady

Quiet

What's the matter

Please keep an eye on her for me

That girl

- Yes, look at her
- Alright

Mr. May, what are you waiting for

Honey, why are you here

Did you learn
that I am in danger from your charm

No, In my dream,
I saw you holding girls in your arms

And studying from your rosy cheeks

That's why I come to see you

God know, the blind attracted you

You've misunderstood that,
I am just investigating a case

Tolerate for the country

Right

Tolerate for the country

Yes

Donate sperm for the country too

I haven't. not any

Our code is "Tolerate for the country,
donate sperm for country"

Right

So, you are

I am the secret agent, one one one

001 died during his mission

So, I am recruited by your boss

My entertainment fee is ten thousand

Plus this secret weapon, fountain pen

My code is "Donate virginity for country"

No way

Go on

Mr. May, why did you react severely

Why all Mister Mays
reacted severely when they made love

- Honey
- You betrayed me

Why did I fall for such kind of people

Don't you believe me

You must trust this armor, see

Protecting armor

Iron clothe

Are you practicing kung-fu again.
Mr. Senior and Ms. Junior

Senior and junior

I don't know

Damn it, I am a man of the world I am not blind

She disguised as man

Don't move, I am secret agent number 000

You are under arrest

Don't move, I am secret agent number 111

You are under arrest

You are under arrest

Damn it. You bastard

It's finished

Losing advantage again

How can you be turned on
during such emergency moment

- Don't move
- I want to arrest you

- Damn you baldhead. I don't want your care
- Don't move, I want to arrest you

Go

I want you to arrest all of you

No way, something is needed

Edible as well as for external use

Watch my sword stance

Don't pull me

Avalokitesvara On Lotus

Why did you pull me

Old bustard

Seekers

Lutanist's finger

Drum hanging on dragon boat

Pimper, lecher

Pimper is hitting Lecher

Are you Choi Kwun-lun

Feeling happy or not

Lecher bit others

Beauty pulling cart

Game over inside

Why stop fighting

Get lost

Our "Sex and Zen" is published

Our book published

How are you

Let me see

I want to see it too

What

I married May Yeung-sung
and have a son with him

I just appeared in the beginning and the ending

I am a lustful monk. So bad

Lam Sheung-Yee.
Why the author is Lam Sheung Yee

Are you called May Yeung-sung

I am not Lam Sheung-yee,
I am called May Yeung-sung

Yes

Who is Lam Sheung Yee

Who is Lam Sheung Yee

None of my business

Most important of all is fun

Who is Lam Sheung Yee

Shut up

I am Lam Sheung Yee

Are you Lam Sheung Yee

I am Lam Sheung Yee of course

So, why is Lam Sheung Yee
involved in "Sex and Zen"

Lam Sheung Yee is my pen name

Your club is suspected to sell infancy girls

Force girls to be prostitute,
and sell aphrodisiac

You are poisoning the society,
violating social peace

- Men
- Yes

Take them back

Let me go

None of my business. Don't arrest me

No, don't arrest me

Don't go. Let's play

You are so capable

Lecher, you're capable

Capable

Let's go

Let's go

Boss, why the author of the book
becomes Lam Sheung Yee

Your handwriting are ugly looking,
you had poor spellings too

I corrected many of your mistakes

So, I changed the author's name too

Men, I wrote that book

I am your boss

You are still young, you still have chance

Just let me take this advantage

What's that noise

Report sir, there are two naked people

Men

Yes

Get them back

Yes

Get up

Why do you arrest me. I am blind

Com out

So funny. Game over here

You have to thank me

I sent your book to His Majesty

His Majesty said that was an amazing book

He asked the Royal publishing unit
to publish it for us

Now, it's all the go. You gained fame and money

You gained fame and money

I will grant you three days leave,
after that, report duty at once

Boss, I decided to resign

How come

We are in need of secret agent

002, 003, 001 were all dead

I promised Cher to live ordinary life

From now on, I will write more books

What book do you want to write

It's about the monkey Sun Ng-hung

That's my real name

Right, it's a story telling how Sun
messed up the Spider's cave

Go ahead