Young Nurses in Love (1987) - full transcript

♪ Here I am again, the same old situation ♪

♪ Waiting for the night to fall ♪

♪ Come to you when I need inspiration ♪

♪ Oh, love, sweet love

♪ Love, sweet love

♪ Seem like hours since I told the operator ♪

♪ I've been waiting for your call to come ♪

♪ Talk to you when I need inspiration ♪

♪ Oh, love, sweet love

♪ Love, sweet love

♪ Every day now since I've been gone ♪



♪ Things just haven't been the same ♪

♪ Only thing that keeps me holdin' on ♪

♪ Is your love

♪ Sweet love

♪ Love, sweet love

♪ I'll be there soon as I... ♪

( police siren wailing )

( car tires screech )

- ( car door opens ) - ( men speaking native language )

( Russian accent ) Comrade Dabrowski.

Pack your bags. Your orders have arrived.

( doorbell rings )

♪ 'Cause you have me for tonight ♪

♪ Take a deep sigh...



It's happened, Dr. Reilly.

Who's he?

They're sending an agent to infiltrate the bank.

Read this and report to my office in one hour.

♪ ...playin' with fire

♪ Or are you such an angel? ♪

♪ Let the dangers pass by you ♪

♪ Sometimes life isn't fair ♪

- ♪ And sometimes it's magical... ♪ - ( snaps fingers )

Physicist.

Statesman. Inventor.

Artist. Musician.

These men represent a cross section of genius

unequaled in this century,

a quality of brainpower yet unseen in our beloved country.

We're behind in medical research,

the space race, the nuclear race.

We're in trouble.

Our newly appointed 30-year-plan

calls for us to surpass the U.S. of A. in all these fields.

To do this, we must develop our own genius.

America-- our only hope.

We spent a lot of money on you, Dr. Reilly.

- We expect results. - Well, you can count on me, Mr. Brock.

I want those government grants.

You know, it's a shame our country won't know

the sacrifice I'm making for them.

But you know it really doesn't matter.

After all, when my work is completed,

my name will be known around the world.

- I can wait till then. - Let me warn you, Dr. Reilly,

your arrogant attitude doesn't play a part in this mission.

Just drop it. If you don't succeed,

you're gonna find yourself in some podunk

practicing medicine on chickens.

Hoover General Hospital.

Somewhere behind these walls

is the world's foremost sperm bank.

Frozen for all these years

is the semen of the Earth's greatest minds.

Your mission, Comrade "Dasbrowski,"

is to steal that sperm.

- Too bad she's one of theirs. - Yeah, sure is a shame.

I'd love to debrief her. ( laughs )

Do whatever you have to do, Dr. Reilly, but remember,

she's gotta be caught red-handed.

That's the only way we can convict her.

This will be your disguise.

You'll be known in America as Nurse Ellis Smith.

You'll communicate with me using this state-of-the-art transmitter/receiver.

- Very ingenious. - Very expensive.

This object is known in America

as a "cooler."

You will be supplied with one that has a false bottom

equipped with a special freezing generator

in which to hide and keep frozen our future.

Remember, it must remain frozen.

- Any questions, Doctor? - Are there any questions?

Good. ( snaps fingers )

Comrade Dabrowski... ( snaps fingers )

you must succeed,

even if it costs you your virginity.

I'll expect reports from you around the clock.

Don't fuck up.

Your future depends on a successful mission.

Good luck.

♪ Trianguluv

♪ Life can be dangerous

- ♪ In trianguluv... - ( siren wailing )

♪ Trianguluv

♪ Trianguluv

♪ Life can be dangerous

♪ In trianguluv

♪ It's so situational

♪ Trianguluv...

( screams )

Yeah, she just entered the hospital.

I'll get back to you right away.

Reilly off.

( man screaming ) No! No!

I'll come back! I'll come back!

I'll come back!

It's not my baby!

( screaming )

I didn't mean to burn the people.

God damn it, there are a lot worse patients than you!

Everybody wants to be first around here.

- So, what have we got here? - Cardiac arrest.

Oh, we shouldn't be sitting up in your condition, now, should we?

Step right around here and have a seat.

We're gonna want to remove all our clothing for the doctor, won't we?

Now, how're we gonna pay for this?

Cash, Visa, American Express?

Traveler's checks? Blue Cross, terrific.

- Are you allergic to any medication? - ( mumbles )

Terrific. Have you ever had tuberculosis, diabetes, cancer, whooping cough,

- rheumatic fever, venereal diseases? - ( mumbles ) Mm-hmm.

- Never. - Terrific. Oh, I almost forgot.

What is your name, address, and occupation?

Ellis Smith.

No address. Nurse.

- And your place of employment? - Here.

Here?

I'm new. It's my first day.

Oh. ( laughs )

I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake.

You want Dr. Young. Uh, Dr. Young?

Dr. Young?

Hi, I'm Darla. Welcome to Hoover General.

- ( laughs ) - Did you call me, Darla?

Yes, I did, Dr. Young.

This is Ellis, the new nurse.

How do you do?

I'm Dr. Young, chief administrator.

I run this hospital. Let me show you around.

- Come with me. - Woman on intercom: Red code. Red code.

- Dinner tonight. - Oh, please.

Ellis, you'll be in the left wing, fourth floor.

Cosmetic surgery.

That is your field of expertise, is it not?

- And that about covers it. - Very interesting.

You'll be an important addition to this department.

And this is the floor you'll be working on.

- Bambi. - No Bambi. Me Bibi.

Bambi in 409.

Whatever, whoever.

That is the brain center of the surgical department.

The nurse's station, not Bibi.

Hoover General prides itself on having

one of the finest surgical teams in the country.

Tuck jobs to total body reconstruction--

we cover it all, excuse the pun.

I've also heard the hospital is famous for a sperm bank

or something like that.

Yes, that's correct.

( clears throat )

Oh, uh, Dr. Young! ( laughs )

Bambi, have you seen Franchesca?

In surgery.

- Twins? - Identical, ja?

That patient has a permanent erection.

- Poor man. - Franchesca is head nurse.

You'll receive your instructions from her as to your orders.

Woman on intercom: Dr. Young! Dr. Young!

You're wanted in admissions immediately!

O.R.'s on the fifth floor. You're on your own.

( music playing )

♪ Got the feelin' that there's somethin' wrong... ♪

- Bambi? - No Bambi! Me Bibi.

Bambi in 409!

♪ I can feel the presence of danger ♪

♪ But I can't see the enemy ♪

♪ Should I run, hide, stand and fight? ♪

♪ Keep away from the kryptonite ♪

♪ I may be crazy, but if I'm right ♪

♪ It's not safe for me here ♪

♪ It's not safe for me here ♪

♪ It's not safe for me here... ♪

( man whistling )

♪ It's not safe for me here ♪

♪ No, no, no

♪ Yeah

♪ It could be my imagination ♪

♪ Baby, what's become of me? ♪

♪ I'm a walking paranoid sensation ♪

♪ Then again, I may not be ♪

- ♪ Should I run... - Ahh.

Bonjour, ma jolie.

Let Maynard wrap you in his arms,

hold you tightly to his body,

run his fingers through your hair.

- Get off! - ( grunts )

No, no, no! Do not rush away, my Venus,

my passion, my goddess, my...

♪ It's not safe for me here ♪

- ♪ It's not safe for me here... ♪ - ( both grunt )

Uh, excuse me.

- Are you-- excuse me. - Oh. ( chuckles )

Are you okay? I'm really sorry.

You look a bit lost. Can I be of any help?

- No, no, thank you. - Um, I didn't catch your na--

Ellis Dabrowski.

( heart monitor beeping )

- Doctor: Retractor. - Nurse: Retractor.

Ow!

- Wipe up. - Wiping up.

I.V.

- Patient's? - Mine!

Excuse me, I'm looking for Nurse Franchesca.

Who wants to know?!

I'm Ellis Smith,

the new nurse, reporting for duty.

Well, it's about time. I don't have all day.

Franchesca, head nurse.

- Dr. Spencer? - Hmm?

This is Nurse Ellis. She's new here.

Ah, new blood. Nice to meet you, dear.

Everybody, this is Nurse Ellis.

- Hi. - How you doing? Nice to meet you.

Woman on intercom: Yellow code. Yellow code.

There's a dribbler in the fire lane.

And I don't know what you're accustomed to,

but around here we rotate shifts.

You'll be starting the day shift as of...

five minutes ago.

Ellis, this is Bunny.

- Hello. - Hi, nice to meet ya.

( gasps ) Not the nails!

So, Ellis, are you a career nurse?

I mean, are you like

Miss Devoted to Her Chosen Profession?

Well, yes, I suppose so. I've always wanted to be a nurse.

Not me. I'm looking to get married.

A nice, rich doctor.

Here.

- Extra small? - One size fits all.

( sighs ) What a bitch of a day.

- Any luck on a roommate? - Bunny: No.

( gasps ) Oh, my goodness. What about Ellis?

- We're lookin' for a third. - To split the costs.

- Well, I-- - Like I said before,

- I don't have all day. - Right.

I haven't got a place and why not?

- Woman on intercom: Nurse Franchesca! - Great!

You're wanted in neurology.

Bunny, you finish showing Ellis around.

You'll get used to her.

Throw her a bone and she's happy.

( laughs ) Now...

it's the same at all the hospitals--

St. Claire, Lennox, Veteran's.

Seems like all the eligible ones are taken.

Take Hoover here. Dr. Spencer is married,

Dr. Young's got the hots for Darla--

- What about Dr. Reilly? - Oh, he's single and a hunk and poor.

It'll be at least another five years till he hits

the hundred-grand-a-year bracket and I don't have time.

I'm looking for the one with a gold card and a condo in Palm Beach now.

Well, what do you think?

This is the world's biggest sperm depository.

It's the hospital's pride and joy,

not to mention the only profit-making venture Dr. Young has going.

- Can you believe it? - So this is it?

Bunny: Ellis, this is Loretta.

Oh, don't mind these. Part of the outfit.

- Nice to meet you. - Same.

I'm so glad I'm not stationed here.

Could you imagine working all day with sperm?

- Not me, honey. - Where do they store it?

In a special freezing unit.

Looks like a-- a walk-in freezer.

( chuckles ) Dr. Reilly.

This is the hunk with no cash.

This is Ellis. Dr. Reilly's in charge of this department.

Well, I have to get going.

I'll see you on the fourth floor.

How do you do, Ellis? Can I be of any assistance?

I'd love to hear anything you have to say about your department.

Hey, I must admit that I'd-- I'd love to see that freezer you were mentioning.

Oh, I wish I could, but, um, only bank personnel are allowed inside.

- I understand. - I'd, um...

love to show you lunch if you'd allow me.

No, I'm sorry. I'm on duty. Thanks anyway.

Brock, Brock, come in, Brock.

I think--

( chuckles )

Sorry, Brock.

No, no one heard me.

Yes, I-- I know this is top secret.

I'll be more careful.

Yes, she was in the bank.

I think this is gonna be more difficult than I expected.

Woman on intercom: Mr. Porter, please report to the sperm bank.

Please bring a large mop.

♪ What you want, tell me ♪

- ♪ What you want, tell me... ♪ - Bibi.

- You be right back. - "Yumpin' Yiminy."

Bambi, call Dr. Spencer.

- Okay. - He's here.

- He's here? - Yeah.

So is he some kind of big shot or something?

- Yeah. - ( Bunny gasps )

- Hey, boss, we're here. - It's about fuckin' time, huh?

Hi, I'm Bunny! What's your annual gross income?

What's with the fuckin' 20 questions, huh?

Get this bimbo broad the hell outta here!

Now, girls, would you excuse us, please?

- Bye. - So what's a petty thug like you make anyway?

Where's this world-famous butcher at, huh?

Uh, here's Dr. Spencer now.

- Hello, Dr. Young. - This the yo-yo gonna do the cuttin', huh?

Yes, this is Alberto Rodolfo Luigi.

John Doe, you got it, hmm?

Yes, Mr. Doe. Sorry.

So you're gonna fix my face, huh?

Yes, sir, that is correct.

( snaps fingers )

Hey, when you're finished with my face,

I don't even want my mother to recognize me.

- Capiche? Understand? Huh? - ( grunting )

Right.

Good.

That big, fat stoolie just checked in.

You know what to do.

Not now, you moron. Wait till I'm gone.

Anyway, you're gonna need a disguise.

- Like what, boss? - You're the hit man.

You figure it out.

( rings )

Hello?

Dr. Young wants me in sanitation?

I'll be right there.

♪ Voices in the rain

♪ And I hear you calling me ♪

♪ I still can see you

♪ I dream I'm with you

♪ Two shadows in the rain ♪

♪ Shadows

♪ In the rain

♪ And that's all that remains ♪

♪ Shadows

♪ In the rain...

Dr. Young: Darla...

Darla...

Darla, Darla.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

Do you still love me, Darla?

Oh, it's not the same, Dr. Young.

- The spark is gone. - Is it another man?

No, no, it's-- no, it's--

I couldn't stand it if it were.

I'd kill him.

It's me, then, isn't it?

I'm not pleasing you in bed.

I'll change.

I'll do those kinky things you asked me to do.

Just name it. What do you want?

Got any dip?

- Dip? - Mmm.

Oh, Darla, I can handle that.

I'll be right back.

Blue cheese or onion?

- Blue cheese. - ( blows kiss )

Your room is the first one on the left.

- ( thuds ) - You'll find clean linens and towels in the hall closet.

- Darla: If you're lucky, that is. - Ellis: Thanks.

This is lovely.

( sighs ) I need a beer.

- What'll you have, Bunny? - Uh, Dubonnet on the rocks.

- Great, mix it yourself. - ( Bunny groans )

- Ellis, what can I get you? - I'll have a Stoli-- um...

whatever you're having's fine.

What kind of deodorant are you wearing?

- You smell like blue cheese. - ( blows raspberry ) You dip.

- Cheers! - Ellis and Bunny: Cheers!

Mmm.

( yawns ) Well, I'm exhausted.

First day and all.

Oh, sure, we understand.

- Sort of. - You don't have to be so tired. We'll talk.

It's hard to find a man your first day. Takes a while.

- Sweet dreams! - What do you think?

Bunny: Virgin.

♪ Wonderful midnight

♪ We'll stay together

♪ Two shadows in the rain ♪

♪ Shadows

♪ In the rain...

Forgot to tell ya, we're real happy to have you aboard.

- Yeah. - Thanks.

- ( laughing ) - 'Night.

- Oh, 'night. - 'Night.

♪ Has not still gone away ♪

♪ Shadows in the rain

♪ And that's all that remains, yeah ♪

- ♪ Shadows... - Uh, nothing new to report.

Will contact in the morning.

Reilly getting off.

♪ Shadows...

Oh, hi, girls! I'm back.

Wow, it's such a thrill to be back here at Hoover General.

- Um, Bibi, right? - No, I'm Bambi.

Miss Falls, you've got room 411 this time.

- Okay. - Woman on intercom: Nurse Smills, purple code.

- That's a purple code for Nurse Smills. - Hi, you must be new here.

I'm Twin Falls,

but my friends call me Miss Falls.

I'm Ellis. Nice to meet you, Miss Falls.

Miss Falls is having another silicone breast implant.

- Why? - Why? Well, look at these tiny things.

These are my assets, honey. They can't never be too big.

I do such fine work.

Look at these lines.

Their definition.

These curves, eh? ( laughing )

But they're teeny.

All right! All right!

Shouldn't we be scrubbing up?

Oh, officially divorced today

and already his hands are all over the merchandise.

- Divorced? - Oh, that's all right.

He knows these damn things better than I do.

- What do you mean divorced? - Calm down, Bunny!

His divorce came through this morning.

- He's a single man again. - Oh. Oh!

Spencie!

- What's in this cooler? - Um, my lunch.

Aw, how sweet. You got an extra Twinkie?

You're in 401 through 405 today.

I'll be in O.R.

I am Bibi from Sweden, ja?

I'm Burt from Brooklyn.

Oh, hello.

Woman on intercom: Dr. Benign, you're wanted in the malignancy room.

Dr. Benign, you're wanted in the malignancy room.

Oh!

Aren't you supposed to be checking 401 through 405?

Yeah, yeah, I'm-- I'm so confused this morning.

- Well, they're that way. - Thanks.

Woman on intercom: Mr. Meoff, Mr. Meoff.

Please report to the administration office.

Hi. I am Bambi from Sweden.

- I'm Buster from the Bronx. - Ja?

Burt: So, Bibi, how long you been working here?

Woman on intercom: Mr. Meoff. Mr. Meoff.

Would you please go to admin immediately?

Is there a Jack Meoff in the house anyway?

Yeah, she just entered the lab.

- I'm going in after her. I'll get back-- - Oh, Dr. Reilly!

Oh, Dr. Reilly.

- Darla, stop. - Oh, Dr. Reilly.

- Get a grip, Darla. - Oh, Dr. Reilly.

Let go! I have things to do.

Sloppy, sloppy.

Darla: Dr. Reilly. Oh, Dr. Reilly.

Come into the lab so we can talk.

- No, no, no, no, not in here. - Oh, Dr. Reilly.

I love you. I want you. I need you.

On bended knees, I beg you.

Darla, please, let's keep this on a professional level.

Professional? How much do you want?

10? 20? 50?

I don't want your money and I don't want you!

It's another woman, isn't it?

I couldn't stand it if it was another woman.

No! Besides, my personal affairs are none of your business.

Now please resume your duties!

- "None of my business"? - ( stifled groan )

We'll see about that, my love.

♪ I needed money to buy new batteries ♪

♪ I don't know how I'd live without... ♪

Oh, Dr. Spencer,

you give such good measurements.

Yes, thank you, Bunny.

Thank you, Miss Falls.

- Oh, Dr. Spencer? - Yes, Bunny?

I'm single, too. ( giggles )

Twin Falls. C'est si bon.

( laughs )

♪ Incommunicado, incommunicado... ♪

Woman: And as you can see, the skull area's a bit small,

- indicating a lack of brain mass... - ( women moan )

- ...but the biceps are deliciously large. - Women: Oh, yeah.

And now for those of you who would prefer a child

with a brain wave or two...

we have this, well, sort of nice specimen here.

- Oh, no! - Where are the muscles?

Now, ladies, please!

This man is a millionaire.

Ask yourselves,

do you want a child that can support you?

Or do you want to support your own child?

( women gasp, scream )

We have a special treat

and, girls, double your pleasure.

This one has a twin.

- Woman #2: Oh, my God! - Woman #3: Ooh!

Nurse: Check out the muscles.

Man: "Uh, what's up, Doc?"

"It looks like you are, Mr. Rabbit."

Woman: I got whips and chains and ropes and leather outfits.

Man #2: Yeah, sugar. Gimme all you've got!

( woman #2 moaning ) Ride me, you great big cowboy!

- What's this? - Man #3: You know.

( groans )

Aren't you through yet, Mr. Beal?

( man moaning ) Oh, shit!

Don't tell me you missed the vial again, Mr. Beal.

Just give me what you got!

♪ Got the feelin' that there's something wrong here ♪

♪ My spider-sense is callin' to me ♪

♪ I can feel the presence of danger... ♪

Munsen, Ambio,

Green, Vincent,

Fisher, Schwartz?

These are only ordinary.

Where's Hughes? Where's Hemingway, Faulkner?

♪ It's not safe for me here... ♪

God damn it, Mr. Beal! Not on me, in the vial!

♪ It's not safe for me here ♪

♪ It's not safe for me here ♪

- ♪ No, no... - Dr. Young: Sloppy, sloppy!

Dr. Reilly, what is this door doing open?

Uh, I don't know, I guess I forgot to shut it.

I'm not at all pleased with the way you're running this department.

- I'm real sorry. - Sorry? I'm beginning to have second thoughts

about entrusting you with the key to the genius vault.

I, uh-- uh-- I never take it off my person.

( sneezes )

Two turns past eight.

Left to 95.

Right to 33.

- Uh, left to 17. - I know the combination, Doctor!

Dr. Young, have I done anything that's upset you?

As a matter of fact, yes.

Look, Mr. Bright-Eyed Doctor,

just because you have blond hair, blue eyes,

muscles, and cute buns doesn't mean you can have

- any nurse you want. - What are you talking about?

Come down off your pedestal, Dr. Dedication.

I'm talking about Darla.

- Darla the nurse? - ( mocking ) Darla the nurse?

Darla is mine!

She's all yours. ( laughs )

Now what have you done with MacArthur?

- ( rips ) - Oh, magnificent incision, Doctor.

- ( heart monitor beeping ) - Thank you. Wipe up.

Wiping up.

Oh, isn't that the most gorgeous artery

you've ever laid your eyes on?

Eh, it's all right. I've seen better.

- Clamp. - Franchesca: Clamp.

( Bunny humming "The Wedding March" )

- Sponge. - Sponge.

- ( zipper unzips ) - What was that?

- Nothing. - Oh.

Oh, God.

Are you okay?

Quick, the I.V.

Oh, God. Here.

Hold these.

( moaning ) Oh, God.

Put it in.

Okay.

- Tighter. - ( grunting )

Harder.

Deep.

( moaning )

- Take it all! - ( screams )

( panting )

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

( moans )

Go ahead, kiss it.

Kiss it.

Woman on intercom: There's a telephone call for Miss Fingerdoo.

Miss Wilma Fingerdoo, please.

I see we've bumped into each other again.

Yeah, we certainly have. ( chuckles )

Yes.

Yes, what?

I'd love to have dinner with you.

You would? Great.

- What time? - Tonight at 8:00?

- Perfect. - Wonderful.

Bye.

( Bunny humming "The Wedding March" )

Brock. Come in, Brock.

Nothing new to report. I can't make her steal it.

I am doing the best I can.

I-- are you sure she's a spy?

Testing. One, two, three.

Darn thing breaks down all the time.

- Test-- - ♪ Here I am again, the same old situation... ♪

Did you know Casanova's secret?

- What do you mean? - His virility.

It was oysters. He ate 50 of them a day.

What Casanova experienced was a zinc high.

Mmm, so that's what it was.

So, where are you from?

Ellis: Uh, a little town you haven't heard of.

Why all the interest in sperm research?

Dr. Reilly: Well, my mother was a doctor

and sperm, well, my father was full of it.

I have nine brothers and sisters.

Seemed like the natural thing to do.

And you-- how'd you become interested in nursing?

I guess it's because I've always wanted to help people.

- Would you care for a cocktail? - Two club sodas, please.

Make that one. I'll have a scotch and water.

♪ Love, sweet love

♪ Every day now since I've been gone ♪

♪ Things just haven't been the same... ♪

- Man: Are you ready to order yet? - Both: No!

♪ Only thing that keeps me holdin' on ♪

- I'm getting close. Are you getting close? - I'm getting close.

I'm almost there. Are you?

- ( moaning ) - I'm almost there.

Okay, are you ready? Are you ready?

- I'm ready. - Okay.

- ( moaning ) - Okay, here goes.

- Here goes. - Oh, Dr. Reilly!

( groaning )

♪ I'll be there as soon as I can make it to you ♪

♪ There ain't nothin' gonna keep me from you ♪

♪ It's been so long, I can't fight the temptation ♪

♪ Of your love

♪ Sweet love

- ♪ Love... - ( Reilly groans )

Oh, Ellis.

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

♪ Love, sweet love

♪ Baby, I need your...

( siren wailing )

And tomorrow at 10:00 A.M.

Miss Falls is scheduled for her implant.

- Yeah? - Flowers for Miss Twin Falls.

Room 411. Second door on the left.

Woman on intercom: Good morning, all you out there.

This is Billie Jo talkin' to you from Radio General Hoover

and there's a big emergency. Dr. Jones.

Dr. Jones, emergency. Report to the O.R. immediately.

Excuse me. Tests have been completed.

Yo, fuckin' A, it's about time, cocksucker.

Right you are. We're scheduled for tomorrow afternoon now.

- Hey, Burt? - Yeah, boss?

You put the grand on Man, Woman, and Child?

Billie Jo on intercom: Dr. Pounds. Dr. Pounds.

Please report to the administration office.

Oh, please. Nurse! Nurse! Nurse Hamilton.

- Ooh, excuse me. - Please get to O.R. immediately.

There's been a terrible car crash.

There's people everywhere in that there emergency room.

- Dr. Vanson! Dr. Vanson, please... - Twin Falls?

They sure are.

Oh, those are beautiful.

Put them...

over there.

Yeah.

- Who sent them? - It says,

"From your secret admirer."

Twin Falls: Oh, how romantic.

God damn it, Mr. Beal. Take out your cock,

stick it in the vial, and squirt!

- Let-- oh, let me show you. - Man: Yeah, sugar.

- Let me get all you got. - ( woman gasping )

Ride me, you great big cowboy!

You-- you and that horse of yours.

Man: Giddyup, Trigger. Away!

Dr. Reilly, you know as well as I do

that employees are not allowed to use the booths during business hours.

Now get back to your desk.

( sneezes )

Two turns past eight.

Left to 95.

Right to 33.

Left to 17.

And the key.

And bingo!

( music playing )

♪ Incommunicado, incommunicado ♪

♪ Incommunicado, incommunicado... ♪

Hemingway,

Lindbergh, Tracy, Hughes,

F.D.R., Edison,

Einstein.

♪ Incommunicado, incommunicado... ♪

Edison.

Elvis!

Billie Jo on intercom: Dr. Evans! Dr. Evans! Quick, call your wife!

- ( Ellis sneezes ) - She needs a pound of chuck steak

- from the super. - Are you sick?

- It's just a little cold. - Little?

Well, there's no such thing as "a little sick" anything!

Every time you sneeze, you're spreading

millions of germs all around the hospital.

Now you're to take the rest of the day off.

- I can't do that. - That's an order!

( phone rings )

Nurse's station. What do you want?

So he kicked off. Big deal!

♪ Take a deep sigh...

( air whooshing )

♪ Did he believe your lies? ♪

Damn, she took them.

Brock, come in.

Yeah, this is Reilly. I'm in the vault

and I've checked the inventory.

It appears she didn't take any of the specimens.

Yes, I'm sure. I know the place like the back of my hand.

I am. I will.

Reilly off.

Christ! I'm a doctor, not a spy!

♪ It's all situational

♪ Trianguluv

- ♪ Life can be dangerous... - ( knocks at door )

- ♪ In trianguluv... - ( knocking continues )

Ellis, it's me, Dr. Reilly.

( knocks )

Just a minute!

♪ I feel safe in your arms... ♪

♪ No brighter world

♪ No one knows where you are ♪

♪ On the way to your destination ♪

♪ And your one fascination, you know... ♪

- Hi. - Dr. Reilly.

I heard you weren't feeling well,

so I thought I'd stop by.

Well, Dr. Reilly, I've only got a touch of cold.

It doesn't--

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Pulse normal.

- Here. Sit down. - ( grunting )

I'm the doctor here.

Huh, temperature normal.

Ellis, it's probably nothing serious.

Just a case of, uh, the new job jitters

caused by being thrown into a new environment.

Mmm. New people.

All things that could exhaust you,

- leaving you open to-- - No!

- No, what? - No... tap water. Full of chemicals.

Fluoride and other bad things.

- You're right. - I-- I am.

- I feel much better. - What you need is a little fresh air.

- I do? - Mm-hmm.

Right, I do.

I got just the thing for you.

Nice plane.

Helps me unwind.

Ellis, I know we've only known each other for two days,

well, really only one night, I guess.

Well, what are you trying to say?

Ellis, I went from college to med school to the hospital.

I've never had any chance to develop

any kind of relationship with anyone.

What I'm really trying to say is that-- that--

That you like me?

- No! - No?

I love you!

What-- what about your work?

My work?

I'll always be dedicated to the human condition,

- the bettering of mankind. - Mankind?

Hoover General and yourself are the only ones

that will benefit from your research.

Hoover General has nothing to do with my work.

And as for myself,

I no longer need the recognition.

My research will have far-reaching effects

on all the people in all the countries of the world.

Just knowing that will be enough.

Imagine isolating the genes of the world's geniuses,

discovering the secrets locked up in their DNA.

It's possible that future generations will be free of ignorance,

thus eliminating

poverty, disease, political domination.

Oh, Dr. Reilly, I never realized.

Neither did I. Ellis, there's just no room

for politics in the medical field.

I must sound like some sort of government spy. ( chuckles nervously )

What makes you say that?

I don't know.

Ellis, nothing is worth anything

if I can't share it with someone.

You don't have to say anything.

I understand.

- Alberto: Goddamn pig slop! - ( clanging )

Hey, Burt, get your ass in here!

- Yeah, boss? - Hey, I can't eat no more

of this shit they call food.

I need real food. Calamari, linguine, caponata.

- For breakfast, boss? - Yeah, for breakfast, boss.

Yeah, but I-- I can't leave you alone like this.

The other asshole will watch the door.

Now get the fuck outta here!

- All right. All right. - Get me some food.

I'm starvin'! Move it!

♪ I know you don't love me... ♪

I still have nothing new to report.

Yes, I've been watching her.

She just doesn't seem to be ready to make her move yet.

I'll get back to you later.

Reilly off.

Ellis, please be putting it back.

( nervous laugh )

( Russian accent ) Hello, Nurse Smith.

- ( gasps ) - Surprised to see me?

Well, yes.

- What's the sperm status? - Sperm?

Um, I've yet to infiltrate

the correct intelligence circles here at the hospital

- that would assist me in locating-- - Enough!

The party will not be at all pleased to hear about this.

- I'm sorry I-- - Sorry is unacceptable!

I-- we want results!

- Understand? - Yes, Comrade Putnam.

It's Nurse Putnam.

Yes, Nurse Comrade Putnam.

Now get out of here!

Lying bitch!

Hey, asshole!

- The racing form come yet? - No, boss.

Hey, I've been waiting for two fucking hours.

- I know, boss! - I can't wait no longer! Go out and get me one now!

- But, boss, who's gonna guard? - Oh, go bite me, shithead.

Go! Get out of here!

Go!

♪ And I can't even call it ♪

♪ One love forever

- ♪ We'll stay together... - Got more for ya.

- More? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, wow. What does the card say this time?

"Roses are red, violets are blue,

meet you on the lower level at 9:02."

Oh!

Oh, oh, that's in 15 minutes.

- ( gasps ) - Yep.

Darla, you grab an orderly and prep Miss Falls for surgery.

Ellis, you'll be assisting Dr. Spencer in O.R. at 10:00.

Father.

Can I help you?

Are you here about the heathens?

Damn it, Ellis!

( lighter clicks )

Jesus. For Christ's sake.

- Hey, nursey, doll. - Yes?

- You got a match on ya? - Sorry, I don't.

Thanks for nothin'... bitch.

♪ One love forever...

- Do you have a John Doe? - Yes, Father. Room 407.

- 407. Bless you. - ( muttering )

♪ Two shadows in the rain

♪ Shadows

♪ In the rain

♪ And that's all that remains of our love ♪

♪ Shadows in the rain

♪ And I still got your love ♪

♪ Shadows

♪ In the rain

♪ And that's all that remains... ♪

407?

Shit, this isn't my room.

- Both: Oh! - God, I'm sorry.

Oh, it's okay, honey. At least no one got hurt.

Hello?

I'll be with you momentarily, my love.

Oh, a Frenchman.

Maynard: No, no, no, no. A French lover.

Oh, a French lover.

I've never had a French lover before.

Maynard: Then you are in for a big surprise.

Oh, how big?

It's not the size that counts. It's how you use it.

I can hardly wait to put my arms around you.

Oh, yes.

Yes, and my arms around you!

Maynard: To touch your silky skin.

Twin Falls: To touch your...

masculine...

rough skin.

It will feel so...

It'll feel so...

cold?

Maybe a little cold on the outside,

but inside is a flame which burns with such intensity

that you will quiver with desire

when I place my hands on your breasts.

( gasps )

( groaning )

I'm ready.

Oh, pussycat.

- Man: A breast implant? - Darla: It's the most common thing...

Here, you prep the patient

and I'll go check to see if they're ready in O.R.

Say "cheese."

- Ow! - Orderly: Gotcha.

Boss?

- Oh, boss. - Hey, Burt.

Shh, he must be asleep. He ain't answering.

- Gee, I'm sorry. - ( Twin Falls whimpering )

Oh, look at her bocce balls.

Pussycat?

Where is Dr. Spencer?

And I thought Ellis was going to assist me in the operation.

I do not know. I'll have them paged, ja?

Billie Jo on intercom: Nurse Ellis, please report to O.R. immediately.

Nurse Ellis, Nurse Ellis,

please report to O.R. immediately.

♪ Come to my party tonight ♪

♪ Come to my party tonight... ♪

Billie Jo on intercom: And if anyone can see Dr. Spencer,

point him in the direction of O.R., please!

( Twin Falls whimpering )

Hey, uh...

isn't that, uh...

Pussy, pussy, pussy.

♪ You can come any way you want ♪

♪ In a bathing or a three-piece suit ♪

♪ You can come here looking kind of strange ♪

♪ Or you can come here looking cute... ♪

- This will be fun, ja? - Fun? Oh, give me a break, Bibi.

No, I'm Bambi!

- I think. - Oh, who cares?

( indistinct chatter )

( gasps ) Spencie!

Spencie, where have you been?

You're wanted in O.R.

- Hey, why don't we just have a cocktail? - ( laughs )

You're so cute.

It's only 10:00 in the morning.

I gotta tell you, you know my cousin Hershel?

He's a caterer.

He gives the family deals on everything.

Brisses, bar mitzvahs...

- weddings. - Let's move, let's move.

- Sorry I'm late. - That's all right.

Dr. Spencer hasn't arrived yet.

Is there anything wrong?

Spencie, slow down.

Dr. Spencer, do you want I should help you with the washing up?

- Please! - Let's dispense with the formalities.

Let's get on with it.

Oh, Twin.

( coughs )

( slurred mumbling )

Bunny: Oh, my God! What'll we do?

There's only one thing to do. Dr. Reilly...

you'll have to perform the operation.

- But-- but I've never done any sort of operat-- - You can do it.

But it's not like this is some sort of emergency.

It doesn't matter. It's your chance

to show everyone what you're made of.

- You think so? - Yes!

You're right, Ellis.

Bibi, Bunny, remove Dr. Spencer.

- Ellis, what is this patient in for? - Breast implants.

To each his own. Scalpel!

Scalpel.

- I don't know what the hell I'm doing. - Not to worry.

It's all in here.

I'll take you step by step.

Penis, penis, breast! Here we go.

"Step one, make sure patient is fully anesthetized."

- Out cold. - "Step two, select, sharpen nine-centimeter scalpel."

Sharpen nine-centimeter scalpel.

( blows )

"Step three, make incision below each mammary gland."

( ripping )

- What? - Bunny: Spencie!

Ah, yes, Nurse, uh...

- Bunny. - How you feeling?

Uh, fine.

As a fact, I, uh...

- I feel like celebrating. - ( gasps ) Our engagement?

- No, my wedding. - ( gasps ) Wedding?

Uh, yes. Uh...

Yes, uh, yes, Bunny, you're the first to know.

Bernice and I tied the knot last night.

Who the fuck is Bernice?

She's my mistress. Seems like we've been waiting forever.

Yeah? You and me both!

I gave you the best hours of my life,

you bastard!

Oh, I'd smack ya, but I don't wanna break a nail!

Well, I might be needing a new mistress.

You were wonderful.

- Lunch? - Didn't you say you had something to do?

Do? Well, yes, there is something I have to do.

I'll see you later.

All: Surprise!

( indistinct chattering )

I'll spike!

Whoohoo!

( chuckling nervously )

Ellis, Ellis. Have you had time to think?

Think about what?

Uh, isn't that Franchesca?

Oh, God. My goodness.

Franchesca, they need ice.

More ice...

Why do you make me suffer like this?

You know how I want you.

Excuse me.

I'll never get her close to me...

as long as Dr. Reilly is alive.

Why do you make me suffer so?

You know how I want you.

Um, Darla, um,

not now.

Oh, Einstein.

♪ She's not my girl

I've been watching the way you cut, Doctor.

You make magnificent incisions.

Well, watch what you drink.

- You're quite an operator. - Ellis, are you all right?

Never better. I think I'll get some punch.

Thanks.

A toast! ( giggles )

Cheers!

Armstrong, Minnelli, Hitchcock, Edison.

( laughs ) They're all back!

( sighs )

She really loves me.

Brock, Brock, are you there?

No, I have nothing new to report.

In fact, I'll never have anything to report.

I'm through.

Yeah, you got it. I quit!

Ellis. Ellis.

♪ Sometimes it's hard

♪ And sometimes it's real hard ♪

♪ Just to say "no"

♪ N-N-Not my

♪ Are you not my girl?

- ♪ Just ain't my baby... - ( Reilly gasps )

- Ellis. Ellis. - Oh, forget about her.

I'm the one you want. I'm the one who loves you.

Once and for all, I don't love you.

I love Ellis and I wanna marry her.

- Marry her? - Yeah, that's correct.

So, please, let go of me.

Let go of me. Let go of me!

If I can't have him, nobody will.

Franchesca: Ellis, you're early.

- You're not on for another half hour. - I know.

- I just couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd come in-- - Aw, how nice.

You got 401 through 405 again.

Thanks.

Miss Falls' chart, s'il vous plaît?

Oh, what's the matter, Dr. Spencer?

( yells ) You got a little headache?

Go get 'em, tiger.

So...

you're in love.

Haven't we forgotten about our little matter at hand?

I'm not in love anymore. Dr. Reilly loves another woman.

For your information, he doesn't love that-- that woman.

He loves you and he's determined to marry you.

- He is? Are you sure? - Of course I'm sure.

Don't play dumb American cutie pie with me.

Now, where's the sperm?

- I can't get at it. - Empty your pockets, now.

- What's this? - ( gulps )

Traitor!

I'm not! I'm protecting mankind's future

from being dominated--

How dare you even think of striking me!

Now you listen to me!

If I don't have that sperm by 2:30 this afternoon,

your precious little Dr. Reilly

will be-- how do these Americans say it?

Pushing up the daisies.

Now get me the sperm.

Ahh!

( chuckles )

Doc?

( screaming )

Hey, goombah! Come on! Hey!

Hey! Why me?

Hey, goombah! Come on! Come in here!

( groaning )

Hey, goombah!

Hey, Doc Asshole.

Come here, Doc. Come here.

That scumbag. Did you do this to me?

Uh...

- What do these look like to you? - All: Tits.

Nah, Dr. Spencer had nothing to do with this.

- I didn't? - No.

- Dr. Reilly did it. - Dr. Reilly?

- Where was I? - You were out cold!

- Too much celebrating! - What was I celebrating?

Your wedding, you two-timing son of a bitch!

Oh, yes. I remember now.

Ah, shut up, youse two!

Listen, obviously there's been some mistake.

( laughing ) Yeah, looks like two big ones to me.

So, shithead, what are you gonna do about it?

Well, you're scheduled for 2:30 this afternoon,

so we'll just take care of your face and the problem all in one stroke.

Bunny, come with me, please, outside.

Hey, where was you twos yesterday when this happened to me, huh?

I'm gonna tell you somethin', I'm gonna tell you only once.

I want that Reilly dead.

Both: Dead? But, boss!

Hey, listen, it's either youse or him

who's gonna be fish food. Now take your choices.

- Both: Dead. - Dead.

( music playing )

Darla, you're late!

Oh, sorry.

- Have you seen Dr. Reilly? - No.

♪ There's no denying it

♪ Absence makes the heart grow fonder ♪

♪ At night you're haunting me ♪

♪ I can't take it much longer ♪

♪ Ooh, baby, if you only knew ♪

♪ What I've been going through... ♪

Oh, Doctor? I didn't catch your name.

Uh, Stu.

- Who's the new doctor? - Uh, Stu.

- It's dead he wants. - Yeah, dead he wants.

Burt: All right, what he wants, he gets.

Stuey, hi.

♪ To get you off of my mind ♪

♪ Oh, time after time

♪ No matter what I do, I can't stand... ♪

Spencie... ( screams )

Okay, Mr. Kowalski, you're discharged.

♪ Lettin' your heart wander ♪

♪ But you ain't buyin' it... ♪

No one quits.

I have to hurry. I have to give the sperm or...

Ah, my pussycat. ( kisses )

Have you seen Ellis?

Yeah, she's around here somewhere.

You really screwed up, didn't ya?

I have to find her. I have to explain.

Do you know where she is?

( scoffs ) Go get some coffee.

I'll tell her you're in the lounge when I see her.

( Bunny giggling )

Get the hell outta here now and kill that fuckin' asshole doctor.

- Now! Go get him! - Come on.

( gasping, shrieking )

It's so cold.

Ooh.

Let Maynard warm your gorgeous body.

I am brimming over with the sexual heat.

♪ I can't stand the nights away from you... ♪

Hey, buddy, I'm not into guys.

♪ I can't sleep the nights away from you... ♪

Billie Jo on intercom: Dr. Reilly! Dr. Reilly!

Report to the emergency room immediately.

Dr. Reilly! Dr. Reilly!

Report...

to the emergency...

Doctor, where are you going?

You call that an examination?

- Mon chérie amour. - ...room...

- immediately. - Finally we are alone.

I don't think this is the right time for this.

For the heart, there is only now.

Only each breath we inhale together.

We need more syringes down in O.R.

Well, did you try the deli? ( laughs )

- ( Bunny grunting ) - Who did this to you?

- ( grunts ) - Who? Who?

- Who? - That new doctor I was telling you about.

He's kinda cute, but I don't know about this tying up business.

( grunting )

- Oh, hi. Hi. - All: Hi.

Billie Jo on intercom: Dr. Reilly! Dr. Reilly!

Scratch the emergency room.

You're now wanted in the administration office.

Dr. Reilly! Dr. Reilly!

Scratch the emergency room.

You're now wanted in the administration office.

Eh, put the tray over here, huh?

- Hands up, Alberto Bubazi. - Hey!

- Who sent you anyhow? - Shut up and put this on.

Hey, this is a nurse's dress.

What are you talkin' about?

- ( gun cocks ) - What did you want, an evening gown?

I said put it on.

♪ I'm incommunicado, incommunicado... ♪

( gun cocks )

- Get away. Get away. - Oh.

Oh, you excite me so!

Your anger is like the sexual longings

erupting before my very eyes.

- ( screams ) - Oh! My pussycat!

♪ I needed money to buy new batteries ♪

♪ I don't know how I'd live without ♪

♪ My headphone music if my batteries wore out ♪

- ♪ I'm incommunicado... - Come on, I ain't got all day.

All right, give me a minute, huh?

All right.

Aw, hell, you gotta be kiddin'.

- Darla: Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

All: Hi.

- Hi. - ♪ I'm incommunicado

- ♪ Incommunicado... - ( muffled screams )

♪ Incommunicado, incommunicado... ♪

Close your eyes.

You're comin' with me...

or I'll blow your brains out.

( door slams )

- Hi. - All: Hi.

Just stop with the his!

Billie Jo on intercom: Dr. Reilly, you're needed in O.R.

Damn, I don't care! I have to find Ellis!

Billie Jo on intercom: He's drunk again!

Dr. Reilly! Dr. Reilly!

You're needed in O.R.

( humming tune )

( sneezes )

¡Olé!

Lady, untie me now or else!

Or else what? You're gonna slap me?

You're gonna beat me? Ooh!

Are you gonna torture me?

- Worse! - ( squeals ) Tell me. Tell me!

Oh, no, oh, no. I already know what you want me to do.

You want me to-- you want me to...

take off my nurse's uniform, don't you?

That's it. Yeah, yeah.

And then-- and then you're gonna

pull out my breasts, take out my padding!

That's it, you want it in your mouth, don't you?

Oh, there they are. Ooh.

And now you want me to show you why they call me

"Head Nurse"!

You're gonna lie me down on the operating table.

That's it! You're gonna prod me and poke me with your instruments.

Oh, Doctor, operate on me. That's it! That's it!

- ( gasping ) Put the scalpel in! - ( grunts )

Oh! Have your wicked, wicked ways!

I'm ready.

( humming "Flight of the Valkyries")

( screams )

( humming tune )

Poof.

( screaming )

♪ Got in my car the other day ♪

♪ I couldn't hear you as you raced my way ♪

♪ The doctors told me to spend a week in bed ♪

♪ But I'm back on the street today ♪

♪ I couldn't hear what he said ♪

♪ Incommunicado, incommunicado ♪

♪ I shut the whole world out ♪

♪ I do my secret boogie, I scream my silent shout ♪

- ♪ I listen to my music... - ( clatters )

♪ While my brain rips out

♪ Incommunicado, incommunicado... ♪

Woman: Hey!

♪ Been incommunicado, incommunicado... ♪

Aha. Sexy grandmama.

- ( Alberto screams ) - Don't worry.

I shall protect you.

- Let me go! - Oh, I love a woman who put up a good fight.

♪ My master cylinder, my master cylinder... ♪

( woman screams )

♪ ...that you scream

♪ Once, twice, three times, girl ♪

♪ I'll blow up your phone ♪

♪ He tries to lie, baby, but I know you're home ♪

♪ It's been months...

You've ruined my reputation, you hack!

Dr. Spencer! Dr. Spencer!

- Ah, shut up! - Let go! Ah!

Nurse: Oh, Dr. Spencer.

- ( glass shatters ) - Sorry! I'm sorry!

( grunts )

Sorry!

( grunts )

♪ Whoa...

- ( muffled ) Doctor... - Dr. Reilly: Huh?

- ( mumbling ) - Oh.

You got a light, Doc?

- Bibi, get him a light. - Okey dokey.

♪ Man, I'm sick of that line ♪

♪ My master cylinder, my master cylinder ♪

♪ Skip to the bowery and serve up some wine ♪

♪ My master cylinder, my master cylinder ♪

♪ My master cylinder, my master cylinder ♪

♪ My master cylinder, my master cylinder ♪

♪ My master cylinder, my master cylinder... ♪

Dr. Reilly!

Ellis! I love you.

Dr. Reilly, I love you, too.

( gunshots )

( screams )

( snoring )

- Dr. Reilly. - Hmm.

- ♪ Love, sweet love... - Dr. Reilly.

- ( groans ) Scalpel. Scalpel. - No, no, no.

- It's okay. It's okay. - Oh.

- It's 6:00 A.M. - Oh.

- I know you're exhausted. - ( groans )

- Did they catch the gunman? - Not yet.

It's fortunate that it all happened at O.R. last night.

( chuckles )

I don't understand how six people could've been--

Save your energy, Doctor.

- ( groans ) - There's a lot of patients that need checking.

Mm-hmm.

Now.

( moans, laughs )

( both laugh )

- Franchesca: Good morning, you two. - Ellis and Reilly: Morning.

You were fantastic in O.R. last night.

- What a team. - Thanks, but Dr. Reilly

- deserves all the credit. - I couldn't have done it without you.

Bunny: Help! Help me!

Please help me!

Oh, shit! Broke another nail.

Well, well, looks like everything is okay here.

- ( grunting ) - Now we must keep those tubes connected!

- How's the patient, Bibi? - Fine and dandy, ja?

- You stupid bitch. - Very good. Okay.

♪ Don't just pout, spit it out ♪

♪ Or the wound will inflame... ♪

- What's the temperature, Bambi? - A-okay.

Okay. Good, good.

♪ Explain your problem to me ♪

♪ Tell me what you want ♪

♪ Tell me what you want

♪ Tell me...

- Bye-bye. - Yeah, bye-bye, Bibi.

Putnam: Let go of me, you capitalist pigs!

You sly, sly spy, you.

When we take over, I'll have all of you executed!

Pretending to quit when you knew all along

you had the wrong agent. Nice work, fella.

Her, too! Arrest her, too!

She's a spy, too!

- Shut up, you commie pinko! - I will not!

I'll get you, my little pretty!

Sure, sure! ( laughs )

- Sure! - What was that all about?

Beats me. Let's go.

Everything under control, Mr. Simon?

♪ When it gets too frustratin' ♪

♪ Talk it out with me... ♪

Oh, Dr. Spencer, good morning.

Ah, screw you, you little hack. Where's the O.R.?

- Geneva Research Institute! - What?

We'll honeymoon in Geneva.

I've always wanted to visit the research labs there.

They're world-famous, you know?

I was hoping for something a little bit more romantic.

Oh, all right, then.

Paris...

and then Geneva.

- Boss? - Scrotum head.

- Where to? - Where to?

Why, Paris, of course.

( laughs )

♪ Tell me.

♪ I keep on waiting till the sun goes down ♪

♪ 'Cause that's when it all begins ♪

♪ I put on my most expensive gown ♪

♪ And buy all my friends in ♪

♪ We're gonna have a good time tonight ♪

♪ No need to ask, we'll turn off the lights ♪

♪ Why don't all of you come here, too? ♪

♪ Come to my party tonight ♪

♪ Come to my party tonight ♪

♪ Partying is the only way ♪

♪ Party all night and every day ♪

♪ It's true

♪ We do

♪ You can come any way you want ♪

♪ In a bathing or a three-piece suit ♪

♪ You can come here looking kinda strange ♪

♪ Or you can come here lookin' cute ♪

♪ We're gonna have a party tonight ♪

♪ Don't be a twerp and put up a fight ♪

♪ You can do anything that you wanna do ♪

♪ Come to my party tonight ♪

♪ Come to my party tonight ♪

♪ Partying is the only way ♪

♪ Party all night and every day ♪

♪ It's true

♪ We do

♪ Come to my party tonight ♪