Yogi's Great Escape (1987) - full transcript

[instrumental music]

[birds chirping]

buzz

slurp

[snoring]

tring

Yogi, time to get up.

Wake up, Yogi.

Mother nature says
rise and shine.

Not to this bear, she doesn't.

I like my naps long.



Come on, Yogi.
Spring is waiting.

Full of fun and surprises.

I guess I must have dozed off.

(Boo Boo)
'You did, Yogi,
three months ago.'

Three months? Is that all?

Can't a tired old bear
get some sleep around here?

Yogi, winter's over.
You know what that means?

'Time to eat.'

Did you say eat?
Where's the popcorn?

'I mean, uh,
what happened to our movie?'

(Boo Boo)
'It's over too, Yogi.
Just like winter.'

Anyhow, who wants to stay inside
when it's so beautiful outdoors?

Just think, Yogi,
all those new flowers to smell

and fresh berries to pick. Mmm.



Berries? Yuck!
Not for this gourmet bear.

If it's spring,
it's time to greet and eat.

I'm talkin' about tourists
and all those pic-a-nic baskets.

Yeah-hey-hey!

'Peanut better
and jelly sandwiches'

'potato salad on pretzels'

Bana cream pie
on twinky dinkies.

Hee-hee-hee.
What do you think, Boo?

I think
I'm getting hungry, Yogi.

Then what are we waitin' for?

Let's get out there and get
all those pic-a-nic baskets.

splash

Hey, Boo Boo, what does
that look like to you?

It looks like
a picnic basket, Yogi.

What a way to start the spring.

Ah, let me guess now,
fried chicken

tuna fish sandwiches,
salami on rye

chocolate chip cookies.
Hee hee hee.

Yogi, let's just open the basket
before it's winter again.

You're absolutely right,
little buddy.

Without further ado,
let's partake

of a very bearable feast.

[snoring]

'Hmm, three little yummy bears.'

Three little bears?

Oh, is this a joke?

Gee, I mean,
what am I seein' here?

Three little bears,
Yogi, abandoned.

- I'm hungry.
- I'm thirsty.

I'm hungry and thirsty.

What did you say about
springtime surprises, Boob?

It's not the kind
I had in mind, Yogi.

It's one of mother nature's
dirty tricks.

splat

Sorry about that mother nature.
I take it back.

Here, read this, pwease.

Uh, what's this?

"Dear, Yogi. Please take care
of these three little bears.

'"Signed, Anomynous.'

'"PS, uh,
they like chocolate cakes'

'and chocolate chip cookies."'

Gee, sounds like three chips
off the old block.

But, uh, who's this anomynous?

I don't know, Yogi.

Hi, cute little bears.

Don't you have
a mother somewheres?

- Unh-unh, we're orphans.
- Nobody wants us.

Except you, pwease.

Uh, let's not jump
to any conclusions.

I mean, uh,
let's not go banas.

- We don't like banas.
- We want peanuts and popcorn.

Please, we're hungry,
Uncle Yogi.

Uncle Yogi?
Did you hear that Boo Boo?

Loud and clear, Yogi.

Last spring,
I was a bachelor-type bear

and now I'm an uncle?
No way.

Pwease.

How do you say no to a sweet
little fuzzy can of pwease?

clank clank

Oh, let's see.
Uh, the pistachios are kaput.

The sunflower seeds are sunk.
No more macadamias.

And someone woke up
and ate all the peanuts.

Hey-hey-hey. I wonder
who that could have been?

That leaves only one thing.

The bottom of all bear foods.

Nuts and berries, yuck!

Hey, uh, acorns away.
The cupboard is bare.

And how many pounds did you gain
this winter, Boo Boo buddy?

Sorry, Yogi.
I guess I had a snack attack.

- We're hungry.
- And thirsty.

Pwease, feed the bears. Pwease.

Oh, boy. I got a feelin' it's
gonna be a long hungry spring.

Until the park officially opens

us bears are unofficially
on our own.

What's that mean, Yogi?

It means if we wanna eat,
we gotta use our feet.

So follow me.

[instrumental music]

♪ My favorite dish is fish ♪

♪ Fish is my favorite dish ♪

♪ Honey is yummy
inside of my tummy ♪

♪ But fish
is my favorite dish ♪

♪ My favorite dish is fish ♪

♪ Fish is my favorite dish ♪

♪ A pic-a-nic basket
I think it's fantastic ♪

♪ But fish
is my favorite dish ♪

♪ Fish is my favorite dish ♪
♪ Your favorite? ♪

♪ My favorite dish is fish ♪

♪ It's fun when you hook 'em ♪

♪ Yum yum ♪

♪ But more fun to cook 'em ♪

♪ Yum yum ♪

♪ Fish is my favorite dish ♪

♪ Yum yum ♪

Yogi, so far
all we've caught is junk.

Are you sure
there's fish in here?

Of course, I'm sure.

Fishin' comes naturally
to us bears.

That's why I'm smarter
than the average fish.

[laughs]

splat

[gags]
Hey, Boob. What's that?

That's the fish
you're smarter than?

Then after him I go.
Ah-ho-ho-ho.

splash

Yay, yay.
Go get 'em, Uncle Yogi.

Let's see you hook that fish,
Uncle Yogi.

I love fwesh twout.

Hey, I think I got a bite.

Here, Boob.
This is the catch of the day.

It's just an old sign, Yogi.

Uh, what does it say?

It says "Beware.
Attack fish on duty."

Attack fish? Gee, I might
get a bite after all.

But that's not the average bite
I had in mind.

[cars honking]

- Looks like a busy spring.
- You bet.

Everybody's getting
an early start this year.

Oh, boy. I can hardly wait
to see all the animals.

- Especially the bears.
- You'll see them alright.

Just keep an eye out
for one big one in particular.

You mean that pesty one
in the funny hat and tie?

Is he still here?

You'll find out
if he sees your picnic basket.

Oh, no. He fooled me last year,
but not this time.

So long.

Good idea, Yogi.

This should help us
get some food

for those three little
hungry bears.

Yeah, yeah, we're hungry.

- When are we gonna eat?
- Pwease.

(Yogi)
'Patience, little bears.'

Uncle Yogi is about to show you

there's more than one way
to skin a pic-a-nic basket.

[car honking]

I thought that ranger said
not to feed the bears.

Dad, watch out!

groan

Wow, that was close.

Mommy, what's wrong
with that poor bear?

Maybe he's weak from hunger.

Uh, excuse me.

But you took the starving words
right off the tips of my lips.

Hungry? He looks
pretty fat to me.

I beg your pardon

but I prefer to be thought
of as pleasingly plump.

Everybody, stay calm.
He may be harmless.

Harm is indeed kind, sir.

I'm a general creature
of the woods

that hasn't had a single nut
or berry to eat all winter.

As if I'd want any.

I don't know if I'll make it
through the spring.

[sobs]

How am I doin'?

[cheering]

Please, kind souls,
could you spare a snack or two?

[groans]
I'm feeling
a little faint myself.

Here you'd better eat
something quick.

Was that quick enough?

If not, I'll be happy to do it
again and again and again.

You never know what a bear
that hungry might do.

Uh, here, uh,
you better eat this food.

We just had breakfast.
So long.

- How did I do, Boo Boo?
- Gosh, Yogi, I don't know.

Uh, that wasn't honest, was it?

What's honest gotta do with
a starving bear's appetite?

Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Mm, boy, oh, boy,
this is good stuff.

Pass the jelly, pwease.

(Yogi)
'You see what I mean, Boo?'

You can't keep
a hungry bear down.

Especially these little ones.

[telephone ringing]

Alright, alright, I'm coming.

(Ranger Smith)
'Happy spring, Jellystone Park.
Ranger Smith speaking.'

'Hello, Mr. Commissioner'

'nice to hear from you
so early in the year.'

The park?
Well, it just opened today, sir.

Things are pretty quiet so far.
Is Yogi behaving?

'Well, sir, to be honest,
it's too soon to say.'

After all, it's just
the beginning of spring

and if I know Yogi,
he's sleeping in.

He won't be bothering
our picnickers

for at least a few more days.

'Believe me, sir,
you can bet on that.'

'You have some news
about the park, sir?'

'Bad news?'

Sir, that's, that's terrible.

Can't anything be done?

Well, of course, sir.
I'll, I'll do my job, sir.

Yes, whatever
the park commission says.

Uh, goodbye, sir.

The park is over budget
and has to close.

It's not gonna be
such a happy spring after all.

But how an I gonna tell Yogi
he has to move to a zoo?

I know, I'll take Yogi
the pie I just baked.

That'll make it a little easier
on the poor bear.

Yogi, I should've known.
Poor bear, my foot.

- Yum, yum, yum.
- Give me some more cookies.

I wove cweam pie.

Boo Boo, uh, those are
the three hungriest

little bears I've ever seen.

And we're gonna have to feed
them like this all spring?

No way, Boob.

We've gotta get those
little bears adopted

before they eat us
out of cave and home.

But, Yogi, we can't do that.

- Can we?
- It's them or us, Boob.

If they stay,
those little piranha-type bears

will strip the forest clean.

Hey, Uncle Yogi,
where's dessert? Huh, huh?

I want some ice cream now.

With chocolate fudge, pwease.

splat

See what I mean, Boob.

They gotta go
right after dessert.

Yeah, Yogi, I guess so.

Hey, little bears,
how about a nice fresh pie

baked especially for you
by my pal Ranger Smith?

(Ranger Smith)
'Hold it!'

Put 'em up. I've caught you
red-handed this time, Yogi.

You can't talk your way
out of this one.

Deny a pie in the sky?
Me, sir? Never.

I'm the guilty party
and I admit it.

By the way, what kind of a pie
is it, Mr. Ranger Sir?

It smells divine.

Delicioso if I don't say so.

It's blueberry. I made it
from my own mother's recipe.

Ah, she must be
a sainted lady, sir.

The Sarah Lee
of Jellystone Park.

Who else could have baked
such a tantalizing

mouthwatering and succulent dish
of sweetness?

'Care for a slice,
Mr. Ranger sir?'

Why, thank you.
Yogi, I don't mind if I do.

Wait a minute.
I'm not here for dessert.

I'm here to deliver some news.

Bad news to a bad news bear.

Bad news, sir?

Uh, you mean
like no sun bathin' after dark?

No swimmin' in our bear suits?

[laughs]
Bear suits. See, get it, Boob?

Oh, yeah, Yogi. Bear suits.

[laughs]

I wish it were that funny, Yogi,
but it's not.

Jellystone Park is being closed.

[laughs]
Jellystone Park
is being closed?

[laughs]
That's a good one,
Mr. Ranger Sir.

That's a.. What?
Jellystone Park closed?

I just got the word, Yogi,
we're over budget

'and the park commissioner says
we have to close down.'

Mr. Ranger Sir, that cannot be.
You're joking.

Uh, please say
you're joking, sir.

It's no joke, Yogi.

But, sir, if the park closes,
that means no more tourists.

And without tourists,
there won't be anymore picnics.

You're on the right track,
little buddy.

No pic-a-nics. No baskets.

Please, sir
us bon appetite-type bears

cannot live on acorns alone.

No, I can see that.

Well, where you're going,
you won't have to worry.

Going, sir?

You mean to a swank,
rich-type hotel

like the, uh, Ritz maybe?

That's right, Yogi.
The Ritz Zoo.

The zoo? Oh, no.
Y-you cannot do this.

Please, sir.

Now, Yogi, relax,
it won't be that bad.

You'll have your own
air-conditioned cave

and who knows,
maybe room service

and a cute little
bear maid or two.

Please, Mr. Ranger Sir.
Don't send us away.

These woods, they're our roots.
Uh, don't tear 'em up, sir.

Jellystone is our home.

Yogi, get up.

You're making a fool
of yourself.

I can't help it, Mr. Ranger Sir.

We're just poor forest creatures
with no place to go.

If you send us bears
to the zoo

there will be no more
hey-hey-heys

or ho-ho-hos or who-who-whos.

(Yogi)
Oh, oh, please, Mr. Ranger Sir.
Don't tear up our roots.

Yogi, if you don't stop
with oh-hos

I'm going to tear out my hair.

Sorry, Mr. Ranger Sir.
I didn't mean to upset you.

But what about these
little cubby bears, sir?

Surely, you wouldn't wanna
make orphans out of 'em.

Say, who are they anyhow?

They're, uh, they, uh, well--

Uh, they're my cousins, sir.

Uh, we've taken them in
for the spring.

Yeah, Boo Boo's
distant relatives.

We've given them a home.

Aren't they..

splat

'...cute, sir?'

Adorable.

I'm giving them a home too.

The park bus will pick you
all up tomorrow morning

to take you to the zoo. Goodbye.

Did you hear
what he said, Boo Boo?

Yes, Yogi. He said goodbye.

Say goodbye to Jellystone?
Hello to the zoo?

We can't let it happen, Boo Boo.

But what are we gonna do?

I don't know, but I'm not gonna
take this lyin' down.

Uh, does that mean you're not
going to go back to sleep, Yogi?

You can count on it,
little buddy.

When our chips are down,
Yogi goes to town.

'I'll be back in a jiffy
with somethin' spiffy.'

Uncle Boo Boo, do we really have
to leave the park, huh, huh?

We don't wanna go to the doo.

We thought Uncle Yogi
would take care of us.

Don't worry, little bears

Yogi will take care
of everything.

If he ever shows up.

screech

- What was that?
- Uh, I don't know.

Uh, but it sounds like Yogi.

Yogi, where did you go?

The park bus will be here
in 20 minutes

to take us to the zoo.

You can forget the zoo, Boo Boo.

I've assembled a little plan
called the supercar escape.

Ooh, what are you talkin'
about, Yogi?

Follow me and you'll see.

Boo Boo, you are now
sitting in Yogi's wild berry

forest-fueled,
turbo-charged supercar.

Now you see, Boo Boo,
our little fishing expedition

wasn't such a foot flop
after all.

Gee, Yogi, this looks like
the work of a genius.

Just a little
mechanical genius, Boo.

Yeah, but does it run, huh, huh?

We wanna go for a ride.

Pwease,
before the zoo bus comes.

Hold on to your bear claws.

The supercar is about
to start and depart.

First, a dash of super fuel.

- What's that, Yogi?
- It's my secret formula.

Uh, all those nuts and berries
are good for somethin', Boob.

[engine revving]

Yogi's cave is straight ahead.

As soon as you pick them up,
head straight for the zoo

and watch out
for any of Yogi's tricks.

Yes, sir, Ranger Smith.

I can't imagine
Yogi not making a fuss

but maybe he's mellowing
in his old age.

vroom

- Hello, Ranger Smith.
- Hello, Yogi.

- Goodbye, Ranger Sir.
- So long, Boo Boo.

Yogi! Boo Boo!
I should've known.

Come back here.
You're due at the zoo.

Sorry, Mr. Ranger Sir.

We prefer the wide open spaces
to those kind of places.

Not if I have anything
to say about it.

crash

You won't get away
from me, Yogi.

Boy, oh, boy, Yogi,
this supercar sure goes fast.

This is nothin', Boo.

You ought to see what happens
when I step on the gas.

The ranger isn't gonna
like this, Yogi.

This is Ranger Smith, Yogi.
I'm ordering you, pull over.

Hey, Boob, does that sound
like Ranger Smith to you?

Most definitely, Yogi.
It even looks like him too.

Then we better put
the pedal to the metal

'and say arrivederci,
Mr. Ranger Sir.'

(all)
Yippie. Yay! Yay!

cough cough

How about a little
zigzag action?

The Ranger's still there.

- 'Ziggidy-zigger.'
- 'And zaggin' too.'

And if, uh, that doesn't work,
we'll try a tunnel escape.

[all screaming]

chug chug chug

Whoa! I'm supposed
to be chasing them.

Okay guys, time for a little
mountain climbin'.

And now for a twisted getaway.

[all screaming]

(Yogi)
Hey-hey-hey, watch out below.

- Hey, where's Yogi?
- I'm right behind you.

How do you drive
this crazy thing? Huh? Huh?

[all screaming]

Like this.

And away we go, go, go.

And here I come, come, come.

What's the ranger got
in that heap of a jeep, Boob?

A Maserati
and a heart of Mustangs?

I don't know, Yogi

but we better think
of something fast.

He's gaining on us.

It's no use, Yogi.

Ranger Smith
always gets his bear.

Not this bear. Hang on, guys.

We're goin' for a hairpin spin.

I love hairpins.

Yogi, we're sinking.

No need to abandon ship.

We're prepared
for all emergencies.

I call this snorkel underdrive.
Hey-hey-hey.

[coughs]
I'll get you yet.

(bear #1)
Wow, wow,
that was some drivin', Yogi.

Yeah, top speed stuff.

I need a towel pwease.

I don't see the ranger.
I guess he's had enough.

That's because the supercar
has all the right stuff.

'Look at this.
A fork in the road.'

(Boo Boo)
'Which way
are we gonna go, Yogi?'

The obvious way, Boo.

'The one that my tummy
tells me to follow.'

chomp

Mm, that was yummy in my tummy.

Just like old times, eh, Boob?
Hey-hey-hey.

What about the ranger, Yogi?

You don't think
he forgot us, do you?

Not Ranger Smith,
little bear buddy.

We could use a place to hide.

Like, uh, how's about
this treehouse here?

Us furry fugitives could use
a little break in the action.

So why not catch a few z's
in the top of these trees?

I'm afraid of high places.

Yeah, us bears
like to use stairs.

Help us up, Uncle Yogi.
Pwease, pretty pwease.

Sheesh, I knew I should've
slept in this spring.

Next time I find a basket
on my doorstep

I'm steppin' back indoors.

What are you doin', Yogi?

These little bears
insist on a lift.

So just stay tuned for
the old rope and basket ship.

Yogi's elevator at your service.

- Everybody, ready?
- Take her up, Yogi.

(both)
Top floor.

Pwease.

Alright, heave.

(all)
Ho!

- Heave.
- Ho!

- Heave.
- Ho!

Uh, heave!

(all)
Ho!

Heave!

(all)
'Ho!'

'Way to go, Yogi.'

Come on up, Yogi. We've got
a treehouse with a view.

[laughs]

A treehouse with a view.

You must be kiddin', sheesh!

'Hey-hey-hey,
this is my kind of place.'

All that heavin' and hoin'
made me hungry.

I've heard of fast foods,
but that was ridiculous.

I'm fully, full, full.

My tummy's tired.

I'm sweepy.

I feel like
a little nappy-poo too.

Boo Boo, hold all my calls
until next fall.

It's a little too bright.

I'll use one of these masks
to keep out the light.

But, Yogi, uh, shouldn't
one of us stay awake

and keep an eye out
for Ranger Smith?

[snoring]

I guess that answers that.

How about one
of you little bears?

[snoring]

Well, I guess that leaves me.

If I sit down,
I'll be able to stay up

in case somebody comes.

crash

[snoring]

Watch out, bully beaters.

Look out, monster android.

Attack, Bike Brigade.

Last one to the clubhouse
is a rotten rider.

[snoring]

This is it, guys.

The secret hideout
of the Bike Brigade.

- Who are they?
- They're us, nutso, rember?

Now come on, follow our leader.

So what's the big plan,
big leader?

To rid the world of bad guys
and all unearthly intruders.

(boy #1)
'Oh, yeah?
Well, how are we gonna do that?'

Frist, we have to find one.

And when we do, we're gonna
give 'em the works.

'The big zapper.'

Yeah, but how do we know

what an unearthly intruder
looks like?

They can look like anything.

They could look like humans.
Like you or me.

Or they could look like animals

like a cat or a dog
or even a bear.

(boy #2)
'So zap first
and ask questions later.'

[teeth chattering]

Okay, but first,
I'm gonna have a cookie.

Hey, who ate all the cookie?

They're all gone.

It could only mean one thing.

An unearthly intruder
has been here

right in our own clubhouse.

- We've gotta find him.
- And disintegrate him.

[yawns]

Not before you get
the cookies back.

I'm gonna take a nap.

Shh.

[teeth chattering]

(Boo Boo)
Whoa!

- Look, we caught one.
- Hold it, I'll blast it.

Yogi, help!

Okay, guys,
you can knock it off now.

You all know
there's no such thing

as evil invaders or..

[grunting]

...unearthly intruders!

Help!

Yeah, a big, fat, hairy one.

There. Got ya! Oops.

What? Not me! Them!

- Hey, what?
- I feel like a wet head.

- Where's the leak?
- What's all the noise?

This place has been turned
into a regular racket club.

Yogi, something tells me
we're in the wrong place.

Somethin' tells me you're right.

- Evil invaders.
- Unearthly intruders.

Blast 'em.

[coughs]

What a monster.

Yike, he's a triple fat one.

- I resent that.
- Come on, Yogi.

- Let's run for it!
- You mean dive.

I say slide.

[all screaming]

I'm right behind you.

- Duck, you guys.
- Look out.

Every bear for himself.
Look out below.

Yes, indeed, folks, it happened
right here in our town.

And these were the young men
who saw it.

Tell us, kids,
what was it you saw?

There was a gang of 'em.
Real weird-lookin.

- Yeah, just like ET.
- Especially the big fat one.

Yup, that's Yogi alright.

What else did you see?

There was a small one
hiding under the table.

- And three little monsters.
- That ate all the cookies.

That sounds like
those three little cubs.

According to eyewitnesses,
then intruders were seen

to escape in a weird vehicle

leading to the conclusion
they are creatures from space.

Creatures from space, my foot.

It's Yogi, that's who.

I'd better call
the park commissioner.

See, a big fat one.

That's a distortion of the bear
facts, ain't it, Boo?

Don't worry, Yogi.
You know how the news is today.

- Any poop for a scoop.
- I hear you, little buddy.

Right now,
that's all we have, folks.

But as soon as we learn
the whereabouts

of these hairy aliens

'your on-the-scene reporter
will inform you immediately.'

Ah, ah, ahchoo!

Oops, that's immediate
enough for me. Let's blow!

[engine starts]

Hold it. Hold everything.
What's that?

It's a crazy car. It's a train.
It's, it's..

It's, it's, it's..

(all)
The cookie snatchers from space.

Remember you saw it right here.

vroom

Hey-hey-hey, that's what I call
real news coverage, eh, Boo?

You got it, Yogi.

Where to now,
Space Captain Yogi?

Yeah, where's us
cookie monsters goin'?

I don't wanna be a monster.

Then just keep an eye
toward the sky

'cause it's Yogi on the fly.
Hey-hey-hey.

And away we go-oh-oh!

Yes, sir, Mr. Commissioner.

I saw the news.

[indistinct shouting]

No, sir, it's not very good
publicity for the park.

[indistinct shouting]

Yes, sir, I agree.

We've got to get
Yogi back right away

before we can close down the--

[indistinct shouting]

(Ranger Smith)
'You've sent the world's
best tracker and his hound?'

Well, yes, I could use the help.

Uh, thank you, sir. Goodbye.

I guess the commissioner
doesn't think

I can do the job myself.

Well, I'll have Yogi back here
before you can say..

[coughing]

It's-it's smothering tornadoes.

cough cough

Who, who are, are you?

[laughs]
I'm Trapper the scrapper.

A go-get-'em-and-find-'em
kinda guy.

Put it there. Put it there.

Yiaow!

[laughs]
That's my callin' card.

Little joke, little joke.

[laughs]

(Scrapper)
'And this here's Yapper.'

'And he's got a sniff mountain
kind of a snout.'

Shake, boy, shake.

Yiaow!

[laughs]

Little joke, little joke.

Now there,
where's this Yogi bear?

That's what the commissioner
wants to know.

And it's our job
to find out fast.

A rush job, eh? Okey-dokey.

First things first.
Like which way..

[blows]
...is the wind blowing?

'Cause that's the way
we're gonna be going.

As soon as old Yapper
picks up the scent

'we'll know which way
that Yogi Bear went.'

[chuckles]
Yeehaw!

- Right, Yapper?
- Yeehaw yup!

And it looks like
he went that way.

Come on, Yapper,
after that bear.

- Yeehaw!
- Yeehaw yup!

(Scrapper)
'Come on, Yapper, this way.
Yee-haw!'

Yeehaw yup yup!

splash

(Scrapper)
'Yee-haw!'

Something tells me
it's gonna be a long spring.

The last news bulletin
put Yogi 30 mile straight ahead.

Then let's make tracks.

We'll bear down
on that Yogi Bear.

Right, Yapper? He he he.

[laughs]

Quit your yapping.

Yap yap, he he, yap yap.

♪ Life is just a bowl
of popcorns ♪

♪ All buttery and sweet ♪

♪ Like candy sticking
to our teeth ♪

♪ And peanuts here and there ♪

♪ And twouble in here ♪

Look at that.

(Boo Boo)
'Uh-oh, Yogi, trouble is right.'

Trouble is my middle name.

screech

And speedy go is a high game.
Hey-hey-hey.

- Hey, wait a minute.
- Come back.

Come on, Bike Brigade,
we gotta catch 'em.

- Here they come, Yogi.
- And away we go.

vroom

Hey, stop, we just wanna talk.

I've heard that one before.

'You little bear,
tie down your hair.'

- Hey, we're flying.
- Over the moon.

Oh, I don't like to fly.

vroom

How we doing, Boo?

Did we lose those rough and
tough tykes on their bikes?

They're right behind us, Yogi,
and coming up fast.

Hey, stop, will you?

[panting]
I'm running out of gas.

Pull over.

whirr

Ooh, that was close.

Yeah, t-too close.

Something's knocking.

I think it's my knees.

No need to worry. I know
my way through these trees.

Yiaow!

screech

thud

Where'd they go?

One minute they were here.

And the next minute,
they're gone.

Does that answer your question?

- It's them.
- We surrender.

You've got us over a barrel.
Of apples, that is.

Hey, we just wanted
to catch you.

That's oblivious.

To tell you, we were sorry.

We didn't know it was you
under that mask.

The one and only Yogi Bear.
You are the greatest.

- And we're here to help you.
- The greatest.

Yeah, that has a nice
ring-a-ding ring.

pop pop pop

And so does that.

Then after we found
the three little stray bears

we got the bad news.

The gates to our home,
old Jellystone

were about this swing shut.

They were gonna send us
to the zoo.

(Yogi)
'Along with these
cute little cubby bears.'

We didn't wanna go to the zoo.

Uncle Yogi saved us.

Yeah, we made
a supercar escape.

Wow, Yogi, that's super alright.

Super duper.

Yeah, super super duper duper.

We wove Uncle Yogi.
He is our hewo.

[chuckles]
Well, I kinda wove you too.

If you know what I mean.
Hey-hey-hey.

Listen, Yogi,
don't worry about a thing.

We're not gonna let him
take you back to the zoo.

No way.

- You mean you have a plan?
- We sure do.

(boy #1)
'First, we're gonna get
the size of your shoe.'

- Okay, uh, what's next?
- Watch this Yogi.

whirr

(boy #3)
'Now we cut out the shape.'

Then nail it down..

tap tap tap

'...for Yogi's escape.'

boing boing

Hey-hey-hey,
I got you now and how.

Well, what do you think, Yogi?

I think it's a foot
in the wrong direction

if you catch my drift.

And before the ranger does

I think we'll make
some tracks of our own.

Hey-hey-hey.

- Good luck, Yogi.
- We'll keep them guessin'.

(boy #1)
'Yeah, as long as we can.'

[engine starts]

whirr

There is one thing
a smarter-than-the-average bear

never leaves home without.

Can anybody tell me
what I'm talking about?

A big jar of honey
made by the bees?

St-rike one.
Next answer, please.

A lucky charm
like a grizzly bear claw?

Strike two.

I'll pretend I didn't knew
what I saw.

A big fluffy pillow
for when we get sweepy.

Sorry, little Bitsy.
That's strike three.

And you're out.

Now, Boo Boo, if you don't mind.

The big basket, please.

And I'll show how us bears
stay safe in the trees.

Coming right up, Yogi.

For openers,
one large bed sheet

for Buzzy and Bopper
to tie in the trees.

And two cans of paint
and plenty of brushes.

'And with a snook of the paw
and a flip of the wrist'

we'll paint a picture

that the ranger can
never resist, Hey-hey-hey.

You say that bear went this way?

It was seen near a treehouse.

Maybe we can pick up his trail.

[chuckles]
Leave it to Yapper. He will
sniff 'em out, right, boy?

[chuckles]
Yap yap.

Now you know
what a tree is, right?

Yap yap.

And you know what a house is,
don't you?

Yap yap.

Okay, now you put them together

and you got a treehouse, get it?

Yap.. What? Uh-oh.

Then forget it.

screech

I don't see a single clue.
No way, no how.

[sniffs]

Not now, not now.
I know there's a bear somewhere.

Hmm, hmm.

My mountain instincts
are telling me something is up.

I knew it, a treehouse.

Not now, not now.

Fixing to go up and have a look.

- Ready, Yapper?
- Yap yap.

And up, up..

grunt

...and away.

'Up, up..'

...and away.

And up, up..

'...and away.'

'And up, up..'

snap

[screams]
'...and away!'

thud

Uh, I guess
that plan fell apart.

Look here, bear tracks.

Big fat bear tracks.
Those are Yogi's.

Then what are we waiting for?
Let's get tracking bear.

With Yapper on the sniff,
that bear's gonna be mine.

All mine, right, boy?

And once my hound has his nose
through the ground

there ain't,
ain't a horse in a barn

or a pig in a poke
or a needle in a haystack

that he can't nose out.

Come rain or shine
or sink or swim or..

blub blub

[indistinct]

...I ought to have
my head examined.

Hey, it looks like it worked.

Yeah, he fell for it.

Yogi's gang is gonna make
a clean getaway.

(all)
Uh-oh.

[sniffing]

If I was that bear,
I'd throw my paws in the air

and surrender.

[sniffing]

'Cause my hound here
is gonna stick to his rear.

'Cause he's got a nose
that knows.

'eyes like an eagle and ears--'

Alright, alright, I believe you.

Looky there.
A fresh set of tracks.

- Follow that nose.
- Yap, yap.

(Trapper)
'Because this time we're gonna
keep a close eye on them.'

- I don't see any tracks.
- Don't let that fool you.

I've seen all sorts
of critter tac-tricks

but I ain't gonna fall for 'em,
not this time.

No way, no how.

(Yapper)
'Yap, yap.'

You know what my mountain
instinct's telling me?

I'm not sure I wanna know.

It's telling me
we lost trail.

Okay, bear buddies,
now that we've left some tracks

it's time for plan B.

So let's tuck out of here
and see what we can see.

whirr

[panting]

Yap yap.

[chuckles]
That's doing it, Yapper boy.

We got us some skid marks.

'I wonder what they're doing
in these neck of the woods.'

These are Yogi's
supercar skid marks.

He's around here somewhere.
Come on.

That's what
I was about to tell you.

Somewhere there's a bear.

Just leave it to me.
I'll find Yogi.

Or my name isn't Ranger Smith.

'See what I mean.
Yogi's headed for the hills.'

But he's not gonna
fool me twice.

crash

I should've known.
This is Yogi's artwork.

[train horn blaring]

(Yogi)
So long, Mr. Ranger Sir.

I hope you like
a slow train to China.

Hey-hey-hey.

I don't think the ranger's
gonna like it, Yogi.

What do you mean, Boo?

What's not to like
about a free ride? Hee-hee-hee.

Hey, Yogi, you really
fooled him this time.

You mean, we fooled him.

My guys couldn't have done it
without your guys.

- Right, guys?
- Yeah, we fooled them.

- That's right, alright.
- I wove twicks.

The ranger doesn't
like tricks, Yogi.

Which means it's time
to hit the highway my way.

- Good luck, Yogi.
- We'll be rooting for ya.

Yeah and passing
the word along.

(all)
Yeah, alright, bye-bye.

So long, good buddies.
You're the best.

And like the man said,
go West, young bears, go West.

'Hey-hey-hey.'

(boy #2)
'Listen up, all you
good buddies, everywhere.'

We've got a big SOS
for our pal Yogi Bear.

[boy #2 on radio]
'No matter where you are,
everybody, stay awake.'

''Cause Yogi's on the fly
in his supercar ski.'

- Alright, you got it.
- The Swamp Foxes hear you.

[boy #2 on radio]
'Yogi's bunch
are dodging the suit.'

'So keeping them safe
is up to us and you.'

We get ya.
They won't round up Yogi.

No way, the Lone Raiders
won't let that happen.

[boy #2 on radio]
'Keep your ears tuned
and your eyes open.'

'Yogi might show up in Texas
or even Hoboken.'

(boy #4)
'Hoboken? Hey, that's us,
The Hawks.'

Yeah, we better get out
on the roof.

(boy #5)
'And keep our eyes open.'

Okay Hawkee,
keep those peepers peeping.

(boy #4)
'Right, we don't
wanna miss Yogi.'

(boy #5)
'They could show up
anywheres anytime.'

We gotta stick together.
Do what we have to do.

We can't let them take
Yogi's bunch back to the zoo.

- You said it.
- Way to go, big leader.

Keep sending.

Hey-hey, Boo Boo,
how about this for our new home?

You mean where
the buffalo roam, Yogi?

I don't see any buffalo.

That's because
they are distinctly extinct.

We wanna see cowboys.
Yeah, yeah.

And Indians, pwease.

Would you, uh, settle for
an old Indian trick or two?

What are you doing, Yogi?

I'm listening for any sign
of the old rangeroo.

[rumbling]
What's this? Sounds like
something big coming this way.

[trotting]

[coughs]
Yogi, I thought you said
the buffalo were extinct.

Something tells me
I was wrong, Boo

in more ways than one, gee.

(Yogi)
'"Ghost Gulch."
Uh, looks emptily.'

'Not to mention hollow,
eh, Boo?'

If you mean deserted, Yogi,
I guess so.

Are they real ghost, huh?

No, there's no ghosts.

I'm scared of ghosts.

Don't worry,
Boo Boo will put the boo

into any ghost around here.

In the meantime,
I'll just mosey on in

and see if anybody's home.

Hey-hey-hey,
anybody here today?

I guess not. Oh, what's this?

A stack of hats on a house,
ho-ho-ho.

Ah, ahchoo!

Hey, bear buddies,
look what Uncle Yogi has.

What are you carrying, Yogi?

Not enough insurance,
that's for sure.

Hey-hey.

Hey, we've got hats.

Yeah, we are cowboys now.

Cowgirls too.

Now that we've got
our Western chapeaus

let's see where the rest
of this town goes.

Hey-hey-hey.

Look, there's an Indian.

(bear #2)
'Yeah, right next to a picture
of Uncle Yogi.'

(bear #1)
'And Uncle Boo Boo.'

(Boo Boo)
'Hey, they look
just like us, Yogi?'

And it says
"Wanted for cattle rustling."

Not me, Boob,
I'm more of a chicken herder.

'But I got to admit
those faces look familiar.'

(Quick Draw)
You mean,
like the ones you've got on?

I finally caught up
with you, Bandit Bear

and Li'l Brother Bear.

It's a for-real cowboy.

It looks more like
a for-real cow-horse.

Cow-horse? Oh, I've never
been called that before.

Hey, Quick Draw, what brings you
to this neck of the woods?

Or should I say range?

You
and your hole-in-the-floor gang

that's what brung me,
Bandit Bear.

Bandit Bear?
Quick draw, old buddy.

How could you forget a face?
It's me, Yogi.

Don't old buddy me,
you horse-stealing

cattle-rustling,
no-good galoots.

I never forget a face.

And don't you forget it.

I'mma taking you in. Got it?

Oh, I get it,
but I don't think I want it.

whirr

You better save that rope
for those bandit-type bears.

'Cause Yogi's making
another supercar escape.

vroom

Hold it right there.
There's no escaping.

The long arm of the law.

Hey, what happened
to the sheriff?

He looks like a pancake.

Quick Draw, old pal, oh, I
didn't mean to squash your day.

That horse eye of yours
just got in the way.

Please, old horse, talk to me.

I ain't got much time left.

It looks like I am heading
for a horseshoe heaven.

No way, you're gonna be
around for a long time

old pony pal of mine.

Are you sure about that?

As sure as the fur
on my chinny chin chin.

Will you be willing
to shake on it?

Anything you say. Just don't
kick the bucket on me.

Anything you say
'cause this time

I got you
and you're not getting away.

You got that, Bandit Bear?

I got it, I got it.
Shee, what a pal.

With Bandit Bear in my calaboose

I can throw away the key

'and Ghost Gulch
can open up again.'

'Yes, siree, yes, siree.'

- What's he mean, Yogi?
- I don't know, Boo.

This sounds like a bunch
of horsefeathers to me.

Callin' Lone Raiders.
Lone Raiders, come in.

- This is Scout calling.
- This is Red Raider 1.

What do you have
up there, Scout?

(Scout)
'I've got Yogi Bear
and he is in trouble.'

You raiders better get here
on the double.

I'm at Ghost Gulch
with a hilltop view.

We're on our way.
Keep an eye on Yogi.

'Cause the Lone Raiders
are gonna save the day.

(both)
Yee-haw. Yipi-ka-yee-ooh.

(Bandit Bear)
Hey, buzzard face.

These are Bandit Bear lands
you're trespassing on.

So if you wanna keep
your feathers in one flock

buzz off.

squawk

[laughs]

Did you see that,
Li'l Brother?

I saw that, big bandit brother.

You scared that bird
right out of its tree.

That's 'cause
there ain't no one meaner

than my little brother and me.

[laughs]

Hold it, Li'l Brother.
I hear somethin' coming.

whirr

Looks like company, big bandit.

Yup, I reckon
we'll have to give them

a little surprise party.
Ha ha ha.

Yep, I can smell him.
I can track him.

- 'I can sniff him.'
- But can you find them?

Yay, yap yap.

I never miss,
not with this old Indian trick.

Uh, I hear something
coming right now.

'Sounds like
there's two of 'em.'

- Of course, there is, it's us.
- Yap yap.

Well, how do you
expect me to hear

with you two moving around,
right, Yapper?

[yapping]

Now quit that yappin'.

[yapping]

Oh, here's something.
Getting closer.

Coming our way.

vroom

(Scrapper)
'It were a Jeep.
I, I'd stake my life on it.'

- How do you know?
- 'Cause it ran over me.

[gags]
Does that tell?

Hey, that was my Jeep.

[yapping]

Hey, Li'l Brother,
this is gonna be the day.

And what day is it,
big bandit brother?

Rob The Bank Day.
That's what.

[both laughing]

(Quick Draw)
'Like I was sayin'
with Bandit Bear'

and his hole-in-the-floor gang
locked up tight in my calaboose

Ghosh Gulch won't be
a ghost town anymore.

You got the wrong bunch,
Sheriff McGraw.

Do us innocent bears look
like any bandits you ever saw?

Exact-ical-ly,
now hold the palaver.

It's high noon
around these parts.

'That means time to put
on the old feedbag.'

First, I'll have
a crunchy sagebrush salad

'followed by my favori-la-te'

a bowl of mouth-waterin'
cactus stew

with a side
of French-fried rawhide.

And last but not least

'a tasty tuffer uffer'

old mother McGraw's
very own tumbleweed pie.

Simmerin' sassafras.

My lunch is up and rode away.

blub blub blub

Hold it right there.

'Drop those straws
and raise your paws.'

Mm, yum yum.

- That was good.
- I wove tumbleweed pie.

My tumbleweed pie.

'From now on, for you bears,
it's bread and butter.'

Excuse me, sheriff, but don't
you mean bread and water?

Hey-hey-hey.

[all laughing]

I said what I mean
and I mean what I say.

And what I means to say
is forget it.

[gunshots]

What did I tell you,
Li'l Brother?

It's Rob The Bank Day
and nobody inside.

Not even that horseshoe sheriff.

He's probably hiding in the pond
with his blinkers on.

[both laughing]

[humming]

Howdy, Bandit Bear?
Howdy, Li'l Brother Bear?

- Did he say howdy?
- That's what he said.

[chuckles]
Sometimes, you see
the strangest galdern sights.

If I didn't have them
locked up in my calaboose

'I'd have thought
I just saw Bandit Bear'

and his little brother
robbing the bank.

Hold up there,
Li'l Brother and Bandit Bear.

In the name of the law,
stay right where you are.

This is downright
discombobulating.

Li'l Brother, we pulled it
off without a hinge.

Yeah, big bandit,
we flattened the sheriff

and now we's rich.

[both laughing]

Hey, it's Bandit Bear
and Li'l Brother.

And they just robbed the bank.

That means Bandit Bear's
on the loose

and Yogi's in the calaboose.

What are we gonna do?

We're gonna deliver the goodies
and the baddies too.

I don't get it.

The ranger is after Yogi, right?

So instead,
how about Yogi's look-alike?

Then the ranger will have Bandit
Bear and his little brother.

And all we have to do is
get Yogi and his bunch out.

You got it, Scout.
Calling Ranger Smith.

Come in.
Calling Ranger Smith.

'Calling Ranger Smith.'

This is Ranger Smith.

Listen up, Ranger,
this could be your day.

'You got a Yogi Bear
heading your way.'

I knew it. I told you
and I said so.

Yogi Bear's heading our way.
Right, Yapper?

Right, yap yap.

Yogi is heading my way
and don't you two get in it.

Don't you worry, Ranger.

We're only gonna get
in Yogi Bear's way.

Roll that log over here, Yapper.

[yapping]

[chuckles]
As soon as they stop
for this here log

'they're gonna step
in these here traps.'

And you're gonna
catch that dare bear

or my name ain't
T-R-A-P-E-R Trapper.

Okay, okay,
but you better hope this works.

[engine revving]
That sounds like him coming.

(Trapper)
'Yep, that's him alright.
You better duck, Yapper.'

'It's time to spring
the thrill.'

'I said duck, not get stuck.'

Looks like a log in the road,
Li'l Brother.

Looks like more than that,
big bandit. See.

I'll be right back,
Li'l Brother.

Soon as I trip this trap.

Make it good, Big Bandit.

That bear should've
been here by now.

[yapping]

[grunts]
This log is giving me a cramp.

You mean this log?

Yeah, that one. Now put it back
before that Yogi Bear gets here.

Bear? It's him.

(Ranger Smith)
Yogi, I'm ordering you
to drop that log

or you're gonna be in for it.

No, you're gonna be in for it.

The log, that is.

Look at that, Li'l Brother.
A logjam.

[laughs]

Looks more like
a flying family tree.

[laughs]

(Ranger Smith)
Oh, let me out of here..

(Trapper)
Hey!

thud

[all grunting]

splash

[laughs]

grunt

[yapping]

[laughing]

- Well, it almost worked.
- Now what are we gonna do?

Get Yogi and his bunch
out pronto.

Yeah, we can take care
of Bandit Bear later.

You guys are right.
Yogi's running out of time.

So let's get him out before the
ranger and his posse come back.

(both)
Yahoo! Yipi-kay-yeoo.

whirr

Yeehaw!

Lone Raiders, here we go.

We're gonna spring Yogi.

(all)
That's all we know.

(Quick Draw)
I don't know how you escaped
my calaboose, Bandit Bear

or how you snuck back in.

But you ain't going nowheres

until I give
that bank money back.

Bank money? Uh, what bank money
is that, Quick Draw?

The money you
and your hole-in-the-floor gang

'rustled from
the Ghost Gulch Bank.'

'That big barrel larceny'

and it'll get you
about 99 years.

So don't make any plans

'unless it's working
on the chain gang.'

'Choppin' wood
on the wood pile'

or putting your paws
to the plough

if you catch my drift.

Yogi, it sounds like
we're in trouble.

That's for sure, Boob.

Quick Draw has us mixed up
with our bandit-type doubles.

I don't wanna work
on the ch-chain gang.

Or ch-chop wood.

Or put my p-paws
to the plough.

Pwease, Uncle Yogi,
we're innocent.

Don't worry, little bears

there's no plough pushers
in this bunch.

I hope, I hope, I hope.

(boy #6)
'Psst. Psst.'

'Hey, Yogi, over here.'

Who's this? Our first visitor?

I am a Lone Raider.
We're here to break you out.

After Scout pulls out the bars,
we got the supercar waiting.

What do you say, Yogi?

I say it beats working
on a chain gang.

Boo Boo, what's the status
on the sheriff?

[snoring]

It's siesta time.
All clear.

Then get ready, Yogi.
Here we go, Scout.

vroom

crash

Way to go, Scout.
Now hurry up, Yogi.

grunt

- We gotta get you out.
- I'm trying.

It's a mighty tight squeeze.

'What I could use is some
little bear help, please.'

Okay, Yogi,
stand by for a shove.

grunt

[all grunting]

[screams]

Hey, this is what I call
a buckle seat.

- All aboard.
- Here we come, Yogi.

Alright, Yogi,
all systems ready to roll.

Yeah. Let's hit the trail.

Before the sheriff wakes up and
puts you back in his calaboose.

Hey, Lone Raiders,
I appreciate what you've done

but I can't leave
my pal Quick Draw

at the wrong end of a gun.

What do you mean, Yogi?

I've got to help Quick Draw
get that money back.

Yogi's right.

And that means
bringing in Bandit Bear

and his little bandit brother.

Then you'll count us in, Yogi.

Yeah. The Lone Raiders
are with you all the way.

We'll help you get
those bandit brothers.

Or my name ain't Yogi.
Hey-hey-hey.

vroom vroom

[chuckles]
What do you say about
all this gold, Li'l Brother?

First stop, Acapulco.

Yeah, Big Bandit.

And how's about a South Seas
Caribbean bear-type cruise?

[laughing]

vroom vroom

There they are, Yogi.
Dead ahead.

I got him in my sight,
Lone Raiders. Here we go!

vroom

Hey, Big Bandit,
looks like we got company.

Come on, you heap of a Jeep.
Get it goin'.

Okay, Yogi's posse,
time to round 'em up.

boing

Yiaow!

Attaway, Lone Raiders!
One bear down.

'And one bad bear to go.'

cluck cluck cluck

vroom

[crowing]

cluck cluck cluck

Hey, where did
the egg noggin come from?

[squealing]

- There he goes!
- He's getting away!

oink oink

Not for long.
Ready, Bopper, huh, huh?

Ready, Buzzy. Up away!

whoosh

[squealing]

thud

whirr whirr

[screaming]

splash

Hey, egg head,
don't forget your cwown.

I guess seein' is believin'.

Three little cops taking care
of one big bad Bandit Bear.

You know what they say,
Uncle Boo Boo and Uncle Yogi?

Uh, what's that, little guys?

Yeah, what do they say?

(all)
All's well that ends well.
Hey-hey-hey-hey!

Shee. I think these little bears
are stealin' my line.

There's one Bandit Bear
and his little bandit brother

tucked safely into their cell.

So it's time for me and my bunch
to sayadios and fare thee well.

'Hey-hey-hey!'

But what about the reward, Yogi?

- Yeah, you earned it.
- The money is all yours.

This is one reward
I don't have time to collect.

'So I'm donating it
to the clubhouse'

'of the Lone Raiders!'

(all)
Wow, what a pal!
Thanks, Yogi!

Besides, uh, money ain't
everything, you know?

'With those bear-type bandits
locked up tight..'

[both grunting]

...when my old pal Quick Draw
wakes up from his nap

the town of Ghost Gulch
will be back on the map.

Yeah, thanks to Yogi Bear.

The people's pal!

And the most unselfish-type
bear we ever met.

- You said it. Yeah, yeah.
- He's the greatest.

We love Uncle Yogi! Muah!

That's, uh, mighty nice,
but before we forget

there's a ranger on our trail,
so get ready and set

to go, go, go
with a yippee kayo!

Adios, Lone Raiders!

(all)
So long!

- Goodbye, Yogi!
- Bye, Yogi!

- Goodbye, Boo Boo!
- So long!

[engine rumbling]

Hey, Yogi, uh,
w-where are we n-now?

I-I don't think
I like this place.

- It is dark.
- And scawy.

W-w-what do you mean?

W-w-what's there to be
afraid of?

(all)
Everything.

M-maybe we should just
stay here till it's light?

Yeah, we can sleep
while one of us stands guard.

I'm too scared to sweep.

Yogi, look. T-there's a sign.

"Mumbo-Jumbo Marsh, beware!"

Nobody tells Yogi the brave
to beware.

growl growl

Then again, Yogi the chicken
is willing to listen.

[gasps]
Hey, Uncle Yogi, look!

(Bopper)
'It looks like a g-ghost ship.'

(Bitsy)
I'm afraid of g-ghosts.

What do you say, Boo?

Does that look like a ship
of ghosts to you?

I don't know, Yogi.
It looks like pretty scary.

(Yogi)
'Hey, we're not gonna let
a little old steamboat'

scarify us, are we?

Besides, it looks like
a pretty good hidin' place

in case the ranger shows up.

O-okay, Yogi. You're the boss.

growl growl

D-don't bosses go
first, h-huh, huh?

Yeah, brave bosses do.

Especially
when there is g-ghosts.

You little bears
just leave it to me.

'Cause Yogi Bear is smarter
than the average ghost.

Yikes!

Anybody else wanna be boss?

(Yogi)
'Are we almost there?'

[grunts]
Just a few more feet, Yogi.

Yogi, where are you going?

Didn't somebody say
backward march?

(Boo Boo)
'Yogi, watch out behind you!'

Hey!

Phew! That was a close one.

You can say that again, Yogi.

[howling]

Did somebody say Boo Boo?

Somebody said boo woo-o.

- It sounds like..
- A g-ghost.

A big scary ghost.

Boo woo!

[all screaming]

Boo woo!

Boo woo!

I'm the ghost of Mojo

and if you know what's good
for you, you'll go, go.

[all screaming]

[all chattering]

(all)
Yikes!

(Wally Gator)
'Well, I'd shake, rattle
and roll'

'if it isn't Yogi Bear.'

Do my bright eyes deceive me

or is it my old pal Wally Gator?

In the skin. Welcome to Wally's
on the Bayou!

You mean, you live here on
this creepy, creaky houseboat?

Hey, all us alligators
don't live in the swamp.

We're not savages.
No way, no way.

Then what's with the boo-woo
on a bayou?

If you don't mind my asking.

Oh, you mean
the poltergeist look?

I certainly do-hoo.

Just a little
unfriendly persuasion

to keep away the unfriendly.

- But what the banjo, Wally?
- And the piano.

- Yeah, what about them?
- They scared us.

Just a couple
of belling wire tricks

I pulled out
of the old alligator bag.

'In case, you know,
one of those zookeepers'

happens to show up.

We got you, Wally. Us bears live
in the same zoo-type booth.

I know, I know. I've been
hearing about you on the radio.

But now that
we're amongst friends

how about some
of Wally's home cooking?

'Well, like some, uh,
chickery chicken'

'mud crab stew
and dippy duck gumbo?'

Mmm! Yes, sounds yummy.

- I'm starving.
- I want gumbo.

Sounds like a swamp-type treat,
Wally. Hey-hey-hey!

That's it. I hate to admit it

but for once,
I'm filled to the gills.

Oh, now I know what
a stuffed turkey feels like.

Hang in there, fellas, Chef
Wally has just begun to cook.

Now let's see.

A pinch of [indistinct],
a dash of oyster oil

'and a slug of our
triple A hot sauce.'

slurp

toot

No more, Wally.

I can't eat another bite
or my stomach will disown me.

Oh, mine too, Yogi.

Not us. We're still hungry!

We want catfish and cookies now!

And don't forget dessert.
I love dessert.

Jumpin' jambalaya.

I've never seen three
little bears eat so much.

That's because you've never
seen these little bears

'who by the way are in need
of a swamp to stay'

'and since they appreciate
your home cookin'--

Sorry, but this swamp
is full up to the brim.

You can get some cheap group
rates the next swamp over

just as soon
as these little nibblers

polish off the possum pie.

clank clank

Oh, no, I ate so much
there's a ringing in my ears.

I hope it's not
the dinner bell.

No way, no way.

That's Wally's homemade
alligator alarm.

What's it mean?

It means we've got dinner pests.

Some swamp moochers
who are about to have

a ghost encounter
for the first time!

[laughing]

If I told you once,
I told you twice.

I'm a sniffer and snapper
and a tripper and trapper.

And if this ain't
that Yogi Bear's supercar

my name ain't..

Okay, okay! I already
know your name!

What I wanna know now
is where's Yogi?

[Yapper yapping]

Well, looks to me like
Yogi Bigfoot went that way.

- Right, Yapper?
- Yap yap.

(Ranger Smith)
I mean, he-he's on that old
haunted-looking steamboat?

D-did you say haunted,
like ghosts and goblins?

[laughing]

Everybody knows
there's no such thing as ghost.

- Right, Yapper?
- Yap yap.

So if you're afraid

me and Yapper will just round up
that Yogi Bear ourself.

- Right, Yapper?
- Yap.

No way. Where Yogi Bear goes,
this ranger follows.

(Trapper)
'Well, then let's get it
going, Mr. Ranger.'

Oh, and if you see any ghost,
just scream for old Trapper.

[laughing]

Yap yap yap.

My intuition tells me
that's the ranger I see.

My alligator alarm
is sending the same message.

It looks like
there is only one thing to do

and that's make
with the boo-hoo-hoo.

Sounds swampy superb.
Go to it, go to it.

And while Yogi provides
the ghostly shadows

I'll man the special effects.

roar roar

Oh, that's scawy!

And spice it up with a spooky
rendition of Suwannee River.

'What do you think, Yogi?'

I think it's time to man
our battle stations.

Hey-hey-hey!

growl growl

Yap yap!

Sounds like there's a big cat
on the prowl.

We ain't afraid of no
pussyfoot or pussycats.

Come on, we got us
a clear deck ahead.

growl

I hope the c-commissioner
appreciates what I'm doing

in the l-line of duty.

I'll settle for a cash reward.

Just me and 99 cents
on the dollar.

Yap yap yap!

Okay, okay! 50-50.

Now here's the plan.

Ready, little bears?

- Ready. One.
- Two.

Thwee!

thud thud

Ha! It just a little
old cannonball.

Nothin' to worry about.
"Get lost."

Says who?

It sounds
like something's burning.

Yeah, like a short fuse.

Whoa, yap, yap,
yap, yap, yap!

Not now, Yapper,
I, I'm trying to listen.

[Yapper yapping]

Ah. I guess I didn't
get me the message.

Yap yap yap!

- 'Boo-o!'
- Uh-oh.

We got us
some uninvited laundry.

Boo-o!

I get the message just now!

- Me too!
- Yap yap!

Boo-o!

[all screaming]

(Yogi)
'Boo-o!'

Oh-ho, he-he sounds
like a big one.

[instrumental music]

Boo-o!

Boo-o!

I don't know
if I can bear to look.

But I swear I've heard
that ghost before.

A boo-boo-bee do
and yoo-hoo-pee do.

I am the ghost of Mojo
and if you're smart--

Knock it off, Yogi!
The show is over.

Yogi? I don't see
a Yogi anywheres.

Only the ghost of the bayou
who's about to work his voodoo.

A boo-hoo-pee do
and a boo-hoo-pee do on you!

Yogi, from now on

you can work your voodoo
in the zoo-hoo!

Look!

Hey, it's me, Yogi!

You're our prisoner,
you fugitive bear!

Yap yap yap!

Sorry, Yogi,
but the chase is over.

I guess so, sir. It looks
like the end of the line.

And the same goes for whoever
is wearing that sheet!

Who might that be, ranger sir?

Why don't you ask him?
He's right behind you.

If you insist.

[howling]

It's no use, Wally.
They got us cornered.

Wally Gator? Oh, boy.

That commissioner will
give me a bonus for this.

[howling]

Forget it, old buddy.
It's curtains.

Hey, I forget it already.

My string snapped
a long time ago.

[howling]

Boo Boo, little bears,
is that you in there?

(Boo Boo)
Unh-unh, Yogi,
this is us over here.

Yeah, here we are.

- All present.
- And accounted for.

There's something gruesome
going on, sir.

I think you're right, Yogi.

[howling]

Knock off the noise,
short sheet.

Let's see who's under there.

[gasps]
There's nobody there.

Now that's what I call
out of sight.

(Bitsy)
'It's the invisible man.'

Ouch! Ow!

Let go! Ow!

Ooh! Who did that?

There can only
b-be one thing.

[howling]

A-a real-type ghost. Whoa!

[howling]

[all screaming]

Help! Ah! It's a real ghost!

- Aah!
- Yap yap!

[howling]

I think it's time
to send up an SOS.

bang

(Wally)
'Yeah, ASAP.'

(Yogi)
'ASAP?'

(Wally)
That's Alligator short hand
for "now."

Uh-oh, h-here they come.

[all screaming]

[howling]

I'm ducking out of here!

Me too!

[all screaming]

[howling]

Yap yap yap!

creak

snap

[howling]

[all screaming]

It looks like we got us
a dog paddle.

And they're rolling
on the river.

[ghost howling]

I'm not going any place
with that ghost.

Hey, Wally, uh,
what are you doing?

I'll take my chances
in the muddy Mississippi.

Are you coming?

Oh, I can't leave
without Boo Boo

and those little bears,
wherever they are.

Here we are, Yogi.

- We were hiding.
- From that ghost.

He's cweepy.

Double creepy.
So let's get out of here.

Hold your noses
and say a prayer

that when we land,
somebody's..

(all)
There!

Hey, that was a super-type
rescue, Swamp Fox pals.

Yeah, it was swell.

Stupendous. I guess you can say
our friends were actors.

Y'all can always count on us

'cause any friends of Yogi
is a friends of our.

Best friend!

Us Swamp Foxes think
you all are the greatest

and Yogi is the king
of the bayou!

The feeling is mutual
from us bears large and small.

Bon voyage, bayou buddies.

Way to go. Hey-hey-hey!

vroom

Why are we stopping, Yogi?

I hear the sounds
of fun and merriment, Boo.

Have a look.

(Boo Boo)
'Wow, Yogi, it's a carnival!'

Oh, boy, oh, boy!

I wanna go on the Ferris wheel,
huh, huh?

I wanna see the fat lady sing.

I want cotton candy, pwease!

It looks like fun, Yogi.

I guess that makes it unanimous.

(Snagglepuss)
'Step right up,
ladies and gentleman.'

Just oneth in time,
one tenth of a dollar

for all you can see,
and all you can holler.

Thank you, thank you,
and you're welcome.

And now what you've all
been waiting to see.

Doing her famous dance
of the pyramids

[indistinct], and Malibus.
Little Egypt.

[indistinct murmuring]

Have you ever seen
such a vision?

A plethora of pulchritude,
a rare sight indeed.

[all shouting]

Heavens to Murgatroyd,
Little Egypt is defective.

'Have patience.
Try a little tenderness.'

Little Egypt, the princess
will be right..

Sufferin' sardines!

How's a poor prissy cat

to survive the loss
of his top star?

I've gotta put out an SOS
for some excitement.

A performer with pizzazz.

Like a muscleman from Mars

or any sort of minor miracle.

Did somebody say miracle?

'Or would you believe
a troop of'

'and get this'

large and tiny dancing bears?

I say ahoy there,
Yogi old pal!

Hey, Yogi, it's Snagglepuss.

Snagg, you old carnival cat.

Aren't you a sight
for sore eyes?

I could say the same thing.

Hey, Yogi, who are your
little claimin'-type friends.

Yogi's more than our friend.

Yeah, Yogi's our uncle.

Our great uncle.

How sweet.
I'm ever so touched.

Boy, oh, boy, am I ever
and just at the right moment.

Say, Yogi, how do you
feel about showbiz?

The stage, the stars,
the lights!

You mean the bright lights,
Snagg.

Uh-oh! Hey, Yogi, look.

It's the ranger.

I appreciate the offer, Snagg

but what we really need is
a place to hide our hides.

As I was saying,
my tent is your tent.

So exit stage left.

[elephant trumpeting]

- Snagglepuss.
- Mr. Ranger.

Greetings and salutations.

What brings you to the carnival?

Yogi brings me. What else?

Yogi? You mean smarter-than
the-average-bear-type Yogi?

I certainly do.
Have you seen him?

Not since the Jellystone Reunion
and that was some picnic.

Say you, what do have
in this here tent?

I take it
you mean this tent here?

Well, that's what I said,
didn't I, Yapper?

Yap yap yap!

- So come on. What's inside?
- My next act.

And they're dressing
for their performance.

Did you hear that?

Dressing for their performance.

I heard that.
Supposin' I take a look.

Splendid.

Suppose you do.

'It's only a dollar
and it's the show of shows.'

thud

'Just step around to the front.'

Next act in five minutes.

Hold it, Fido.

This ain't a free lunch
at the pound, you know.

'Thanks. You're all paid up.'

Yap yap.

Step right up, folks,
step right up.

There's no time like showtime.

'And this is one show
you won't wanna miss.'

So here it is
for your eyes only.

'Straight from the Nile
with a smile'

Little Egypt!

'Correction, make that
Big Fat Egypt'

'and her little
dancing mummies!'

[instrumental music]

Man, oh, man.
Look at that Big Egypt.

Wooh! Ain't she something?

Yeah, something fat
and familiar.

Hey, Yogi, how long do we
have to keep this up?

As long as the ranger
is watching.

Ooh, it's getting
hot in here.

And sticky.

I don't like mummies.

Man, would you look
at them eyes, them lips?

How about those big hips?
There's something shaky here.

You said it!

Big Egypt, you make me
shake, quake and quiver.

Ooh, and I'm gonna
give you a smooch

that'll make you shiver!

Mwah!

Yuck! Shiver is right.

Yogi! I knew it.

Yogi, you hold it right there.

Hit the curtains, Snagg.

Gotcha, Yogi.

And if you'll take
this cat's advice--

I know, I know.
Exit stage right!

Yeehaw! After him!

[Yapper yapping]

Hurry it up. All bears, aboard!

You can hide in here

while I divert
the ranger's attention.

Alright, Snagglepuss,
where are they?

They, sir?

Yeah, they!

Yap yap!

Quiet, Yapper, I am
interrogating a witness.

Now where's that Yogi,
that big belly dancer

and them other little imposters?

Oh, you mean the ones
impersonating the mummies.

- They belong in a museum.
- They belong in the zoo.

Now which way did they go?

Yap yap yap!

That way!

[yapping]

(Snagglepuss)
'This is it.
The skyway is the highway.'

'Good luck, Yogi!'

vroom

thud

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

blub blub

shriek

squawk

squawk

[engine sputtering]

rumble rumble

crash

roar

boing

creak

(Boo Boo)
'Yogi, what was that?'

(Yogi)
'I don't know, Boo,
but I think it's time'

to sound the all clear.

Wow. Look at the fog.

It's has thick as soup.

The ranger will never see us
in this stuff.

So come on,
let's not stick around.

Hey, somebody forgot to tell me

my feet ain't touching
the ground!

Hey, where are we, huh, huh?

Search me.

I can barely see
in front of my bear nose.

That's because we're in
the alto nimbus cloud.

Oh, what are we gonna do, Yogi?

What can we do, Boo?

Except take a alto nimbus nap
and wait for things to clear.

(Ranger Smith)
'Yogi, this is
the ranger calling.'

Hey, Boo, I could've swore
I heard the ranger call my name.

Me too, Yogi.
We must have been dreaming.

It's no dream, Boo.
Take a look.

(Boo)
'It's the Empire State
Building.'

(Yogi)
'I always wanted
to see the sights'

'but not get stuck on them.'

(Ranger Smith)
'This is the ranger, Yogi.
Do you read?'

I ready you,
but I don't see you, sir.

Yogi, look!

Yogi, you can give up now!

Up, sir? How far up
you want us to be?

Wow! We must be
a 100 stories high.

I feel like King Kong.

I feel dizzy.

Ladies, gentleman,
this is truly unbelievable.

It looks as if
it's all come down

or I should say up to this.

The perilous trail of Yogi
and the great bear escape

has seemingly ended right here
at Empire State Building.

'Where it has just been learned'

'that the president
of the United States'

'is on the phone
to Yogi himself.'

Yogi, listen to me.
I've got some news for you.

Good news or bad news, sir?

(Ranger Smith)
'It's your president, Yogi.
He wants to talk to you.'

The president wants
to talk to me?

What am I gonna say, Boo?

Say hello, Mr. President.

Hello, Mr. President.
Uh, Yogi here.

How do I like
the Empire State Building?

How about, uh, a little lower?

Hey-hey-hey!
Just joking, sir.

What's that, sir?

You're not gonna let
Jellystone close?

That's great news, sir.
And we can all go home?

Boo Boo,
the little bears and me?

Thank you, sir. You're one
of the good ones, sir.

Bye-bye, sir.

Did you hear that, everybody?

A reprieve
from the president himself.

We're no longer
bears on the run.

We can go home and hit the hay.

And where else could that happen

except in the good old
US of A.

[Yogi yawning]

Boy, oh, boy, am I bushed?

It's been a long spring, Boo.

I think I'm gonna hit
the old rock-a-roo.

But, Yogi, i-it's too early.

It's not even summer yet.

It's never too early for a
growing bear to get his sleep.

I'm gonna turn in
and call it a spring.

(all)
Surprise!

It's the little bears, Boo

and they're sleeping in my bed.

Hey, hey, Uncle Yogi.
I'm hungry.

I wanna drink of water.

I wanna hear a story pwease.

Well, Boo, I guess bringing up
three little bears

is a never-ending job.

Yeah, Yogi,
I think you're right.

Uncle Yogi, Uncle Boo Boo

we have a secwet
we wanna tell you.

(Yogi)
'A secret? For us?'

(all)
Uh-huh!

Okay, we're listening.

We just wanted to say..

(all)
We think you're the greatest!

(Bitsy)
We wove you. Mwah.

Gee, Boo, I guess that's what
you'd call a real bear hug.

- And you know what?
- What, Yogi?

I love it, hey-hey-hey.

[instrumental music]