Yogi Bear's All-Star Comedy Christmas Caper (1982) - full transcript

Dear Jellystone Visitors, Happy holidays from the Big City! Boo Boo and I left Jellystone Park to spend the most wonderful time of the year metropolitan-style, with friends Snagglepuss, Quick Draw McGraw and the gang! Luckily, I outwitted Ranger Smith with my department store Santa disguise. Our adventure led me to Judy, a girl who wants to spend more time with her workaholic dad. Who knew my love of pic-a-nic baskets would reunite them at a big city Christmas picnic in the park? Join the merrymaking, but get here before the basket is empty! The Flintstones, Huckleberry Hound, Auggie Doggie, and more friends also join us, making this Christmas caper full of our favorites. -- Yours Truly, Yogi Bear

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♪ Riding on a bus ♪

♪ We've come for Jelly Stone ♪

♪ If you're none of us
We'll spend Christmas alone ♪



♪ We got lots of gifts
Lot of picnic baskets too ♪

♪ We're gonna spend
our Christmas day ♪

♪ With Yogi and Boo-Boo ♪

♪ Yogi Bear, Yogi Bear,
we're on our way ♪

♪ Gonna have a party that
will last a groundhog day ♪

♪ Yogi Bear, Yogi Bear ♪

(male #1)
'Ah, what a relief.'

'The last bus load
of tourist has gone'

'And Yogi is hibernating.'

Three months of peace,
quiet and no Yogi.

What a Christmas present.

(male #2)
'Jelly Stone Park,
everybody out.'

Ah, the forest primeval,
how picturesque.

Howdy, Mr. Ranger, sir.
I'm Huckleberry Hound.



And these here are
my friends, Hokey Wolf.

Pleased to meet such
a fine representative

of the forest department.

(Huckleberry Hound)
'Quick Draw McGraw
and Snagglepuss.'

Howdy.

And that there is Augie Doggie
and his Doggie Daddy.

My dear old dad and I
are pleased to meet you.

Ha ha ha.
That's my boy, who said that.

Last but not least.

The world's greatest detectives,
Super Snooper and Blabber Mouse.

But-but what are you doing here?

The park is closed
for the season.

Ah, we're here
from the Big City.

To spend Christmas Eve with our
friends, Yogi and Boo-Boo.

- But Yogi is hibernating.
- Well, come, come, come.

Make with the wake up call.
Or do I have to call my friend?

- The secretary of the interior.
- Your-your friend?

One word from me.

And he'll have you holding
the stop sign at deer crossings.

- Now announce us.
- R-r-right away.

You got to keep these park
rangers on their tootsies.

Now I'm Yogi's
receptionist. Sheeh!

'This is Yogi Bear's
answering machine.'

'Usually the average
bear is hibernating.'

'But I'm notthe average bear.'

How true.

'Boo-Boo and I have
left for the Big City.'

'To spend Christmas
with Huckleberry Hound'

'and the rest of our friends.'

- What
- 'After the boop, ah, beep.'

'Leave your name
and a picnic basket.'

Yogi, you can't do that, I..

He's got me so mad, I'm talking
to his answering machine.

'They must have stowed away
on that last tourist bus.'

I'll call the authorities to
grab them when they get there.

Gosh, we came here
to see them

and they went to
the Big City to see us.

I think, Yogi is
in big trouble, dear old dad.

You're absolutely correct,
my brilliant son.

We better find Yogi before the
Sheriff spots and he catches on.

Right and you better believe.

Let us exit stage left
for the Big City, then.

That's right, two bears.
Hold them when the bus arrives.

I'll be down to pick 'em up
as soon as I can.

I thought I'd have
a nice peaceful Christmas.

I forgot Yogi had a whole week
left to spoil it for me.

[joyful music]

Sheeh! What cheap lunches
people pack these days.

No caviar. No quiche.

The ranger isn't gonna
like this Yogi.

Boo-Boo, my boy. In all
the years you've known me.

How many times
have you said that?

Seven thousand eight hundred
and sixty seven.

And how many times have
I gotten us into real trouble.

Seven thousand eight hundred
and sixty seven.

Well, I'm bound to get lucky
one of these days.

[crunching]

(male #3)
'The jelly stone bus
is due any second now.'

- 'Keep a sharp lookout.'
- Right.

And don't mention bear,
we don't want to stat a panic.

Yay! It's the big city.

Come on, little buddy.
Let's look for our friends.

[jolly music]

See, what a nice
Christmas for them.

O-Oh! Look, Yogi.

Hold them, hold them
right there.

What are they doing
with that net?

I don't think
they want to play tennis.

Come on, Boo-Boo.
Let's vamoose.

Hey, they went into the depot.

- You go around the front.
- Okay.

(female announcer)
'Passengers for the 2 o'clock
bus to Scranton.'

'Please board at Gate 3.'

Yogi, look by the door.

'Fear not, little buddy'

we're not spending
Christmas in any zoo.

Attention please--

We interrupt this announcement
to bring you an announcement.

There are two bears,
loose in the terminal.

[screaming]

Hold it folks!

Oh, save us from the bears. Who
knows, what the bears will do?

screech

Here we are, Judy, the best
department store in town.

Pick out anything you want
for a present.

- And charge it to my account.
- Daddy, can't you come with me?

Delanie, did you get
the amalgamated contract.

- What, dear?
- I said, can't you come?

I want you to pick out
my present.

I'm sorry, honey.

But I've business calls
to make. Now, run along.

[telephone ringing]

That's you, Munger? Jones here.
About that Canadian shipment.

I want to hold it
for a few days.

Don't be long, Judy. I have
a board meeting coming up.

There they are,
in the toy department.

Super-duper Ray Demolisher.

'Be the first kid on your block
to level Detroit.'

I wonder how this thing
of magic works.

Keep that gun..

Come on, Yogi.
They're going to find us.

Okay, little Boo-Boo,
I do not wish to be found.

(male #4)
'Alright, men,
training is over.'

Some of you are going to go out
there, you're not coming back.

You're gonna face running noses,
Christmas lists a mile long.

'And worst of all,
adolescent beard pulling.'

Alright, men.

Atten-hut, forward left.

(both)
Ho ho ho ho!

I can't hear you.

(all)
Ho ho ho ho!

That's better.

A little too much
padding for you.

Hey, that's my own
personal me, sir.

Alright, let's move out.

Hut, hut, hut!

Oh, Mr. Santa Claus. May I
talk to you for just a minute?

Let's head back to the zoo. I've
had it with this bear patrol.

Me too.

My daughter is at some place
in this store.

I demand,
you find her at once.

Yes, sir. Don't worry
I'll find her.

Yogi, will we really spend
Christmas with Hug and the guys?

Sure thing, Boo-Boo.

Of course, by the time we find
them it maybe memorial day.

Santa. Santa.
Could I make my wish now?

A child of the
female variety.

Sorry, kiddo.
But this Santa is closed.

You want to express Santa,
ten items or less.

I only want one thing more
than anything else in the world.

Oh, and pray what
could that be?

A daddy who will spend
Christmas with me.

Poor little kid
hasn't got a daddy.

It kinda gets me,
right here.

Gee, Yogi, she thinks
you are Santa.

Shouldn't you tell her
you're a bear.

Not yet, Boo-Boo.

Come along with me,
you little tike.

Santa can't promise
you a father

but he'll try to make your merry
Christmas a little merrier.

Oh, neat-o.
My name is Judy Jones.

That is a lovely name.

And it looks like
you've found me

right in the same
knick of time.

I found her, she's with some
fancy guy dressed in Santa suit.

- 'He's not one of our Santas.'
- Don't let her get away.

Her father's one of
the richest men.

Roger.

I never have anyone
to play with at Christmas.

Well, you do now. We'll--

- Hey, you, Santa.
- You're addressing I, sir?

Yeah, you. I want
to talk to you.

(Boo-Boo)
'Yogi, now the security guards
are after us.'

They're sure
makin' a fuss.

Just 'cause we snuck out
of Jelly Stone.

I told you the ranger
wasn't gonna like it.

Attention all
security personnel.

Seal all store exits.

[screeching]
Sheesh!

That looks like they
called out the fifth army.

Gee, this is fun.

They're getting away
in that snow mobile.

They're not getting away.
They're coming at us.

Retreat.

Hold on.

Eeeyaw!

Wow! This is the best
Christmas I ever had.

Yogi, what are
we gonna do?

I think it's obvious
what we're gonna do.

We're gonna crash.

bang

That was neato.
Can we do it again?

[police siren]
The police!

Time for our feet
to beat a retreat.

And the temperature
will be in the low 30's.

Ah, this's just in.

Police are searching
for a Santa Claus imposter

'who has disappeared
with seven year old Judy Jones.'

'Daughter of billionaire
J. Wellington Jones.'

'Police Chief Blake
has this to say:'

Witnesses describe the suspect
as resembling a bear.

'5' 7",
210 pounds.'

No. No.

No, it couldn't be.

We'll apprehend
this allege bear

and put him away
for a long time.

He couldn't.
Yogi just couldn't.

But he probably has.

'What a disgustedly
situation.'

'We go to Jelly Stone
to visit Yogi.'

'And he comes
to the big city to visit us.'

Don't fret, father of fathers.
You and me will find him.

But how?

There must be a zillion
people in that crowd.

Aah, searching
a lot of them.

Huh?
What does that mean?

Buying the picnic basket
and ergo.

You found the bear.

And I think I know
where to find one.

'The big city park ground.'

This has been real fun.
But I'm getting hungry.

Yeah, me too.

This is silly, Marie.

It's too cold to have a
Christmas picnic in the park.

Did I hear someone
saypicnic?

I wanted do this ever
since I was a little boy.

[screeching]

The lady is right, Marie.

You should be home
stuffing stockings.

Instead of
catching a cold.

See, I told you, Marie.

I'll tell you what
I'll do for you, sir.

I'll have a picnic
in the park.

And let you know
how it was.

Thank you, sir.
Give him the basket, Marie.

A big thank you
to you, lady.

And a Merry Christmas
to you, Marie.

What a kind man.

Or whatever it was.

Gee, this is great, Yogi.
Ah, I mean, Santa.

'And the Christmas decorations
you, uh...borrowed.'

'Makes it very Christmasy.'

Gee, Santa,
you're wonderful.

I have a confession
to make.

You see, uh...I'm not...
the real Santa Claus.

Just, uh...
Unreasonable facsimile.

Oh, I knew that
hours ago.

- But you're still Santa to me.
- Oh, shaucks.

But it's time I took you home.
Uh, where do you live?

I won't tell you because
I don't want to go home.

'I never have
this much fun at home.'

But you can't stay with us.

(Judy)
'Why not?'

Well, uh, I'll tell you
why not.

Uh-h, because, uh..
Yeah, well.. That is, uh..

Boo-Boo, can I see you
for a second

in my private office.

What are we
gonna do, Boo-Boo?

Her family must be
very sick by now.

May be we could find her folks
in the phone book.

She said her name was Jones.

Aah, capital suggestion.

Ah, let's see now, uh.

Jones.
Jones, uh...Jones.

'Ah, here we are,
Jones.'

'Gosh, Yogi.'

'There must be a million
of them in the phone book.'

Sheesh, it shouldn't take longer
than the rest of our lives

to find her family.

Give or take a couple of years.

[engine sputtering]

- Hey! How do you do, Yogi?
- Hi, Yogi.

- Hi, Boo-Boo.
- Merry Christmas.

Seasons Greetings.
Happy event.

Boo-Boo boy, I think
we just got some helping hands.

Now for the 809th time.

Are you gonna tell us
where you live?

- No!
- 'Okay, gang. It's up to us.'

Go check your
list of Jonesies

while I round up
some other friends to help.

Just leave it to us, Yogi.
We're panting to participate.

We'll find the
little darling's kin folk.

And we'll stay
and keep an eye on Judy.

Right, dad of mine?

Right. Apple of his
daddy's eye.

[indistinct chatter]

I've got to find
that Yogi Bear.

[bells ringing]

Heavens to cameo
guest stars.

'It's Fred Flintstone
and Barney Rubble.'

Hi, you,
Snaglepuss.

Aren't you chaps
a little far from Bedrock?

Like about, uh,
three millions years.

Barney and I are working here
to raise a couple of bucks.

We're here to help
with a royal order

of water buffaloes
Christmas party for the kids.

I'd be glad to help.

But I'm broke.
Tapped out even.

You can help. Go ask that lady
over there for a donation.

I'd be overjoyed to.

Exit stage left.

[speaking french]

Would you like to, uh--

[screaming]

A lion! Help!

- Don't worry, lady.
- We'll protect you.

[thud]

Take this you
ferocious lion.

Ferocious?

I'm timider
than a timid pussycat.

Shh!

Uh, don't make a fuss
or I'll call the cops.

Oh, thank you so much.

And here, let me make a donation
to your favorite charity.

Well, thank you, ma'am.

The kids in Bedrock are gonna
have a great Christmas party.

Thanks to you, Snaggle.

You're very welcome.

But can you spare a little
for some liniment?

Oh, my achin'
sacroiliac even.

Negative, Quick Draw.

Like, uh, nobody
named Jones lives here.

You sure, Jinks?

It's really important.

You think it's time
to get Jinksy

his Christmas present, Pixie?

No time like the present
for the present, Dixie.

(both)
Merry Christmas, Mr. Jinks.

Like, uh, gosh, fellas.

I didn't purchase
you guys anything.

That's okay.

'And after all these years
of me pursuing you with a broom'

you shouldn't have.

(both)
You're so right.

Sorry, Yogi. We checked all
those Jones' on the list.

And nobody ever heard of your
little friend.

That's hopeless,
don't you know?

Sheeh! I know.

Thanks, Magilla,
Yakky, Wally.

We might as well head back
to the park, Boo-Boo.

[tires screeching]

That's them, lieutenant.

The spotly bear
and Santa suited elf.

We'll follow them.

Car 23 out.

I never realized how big
this house was before.

And lonely.

Uh, sir.

Oh, Faversham. Any word
from the police?

Well, I'm afraid not, sir.

But I wanted to remind you
about your flight to London

for that
important meeting.

Forget the meeting.
I don't care about anything

except getting my daughter
back safely.

Also, sir, there's a ranger
here to see you.

A ranger?

As one minion of the
law doin', not a chief.

How's your bladder?
Any interesting cases?

Snoop knows a good rapport with
police officials is essential.

We got an APB out
for a guy

who's with a
millionaire's daughter.

Uh...any leads?

I ran him through RNI.
Description fits clause.

'First name, Santa.'

Anything else?

Says here he shakes like
a bowl full of jelly

hangs out with elves.

We here he's been making
a list. Checking it twice.

Probably wants to see
who's naughty and nice.

Chief, car 23 found that bear
who's with the Jones' kid.

- Tailed into the park.
- Let's roll.

They just found the bear
who's with the Jones' kid.

Garth!

A bear?
Gee Wilikers!

Come on.
We gotta tell Yogi.

He's really not
a bad bear, Mr. Jones.

He wouldn't hurt her.

When they catch
that bear of yours

you'll find him in front
of this fireplace as a rug.

Sir, Chief Blake just called.
They located Judy in the park.

At last.

I wanted to go
with my friend, Jokey.

Another salmon salad sandwich,
oh, author of my being?

Thanks, but no thanks,
son of mine.

'Are we still going
ice skating tomorrow?'

'Then, then
to a football game?'

We sure are,
Augie, my boy.

Isn't it wonderful the way this
father and son are inseparable?

I wanna go home to my daddy.

What?

I said, I wanna go home
to my daddy.

[sirens wailing]

Well, we struck out
Jones wise.

What's wrong with that
cute little Judy Jones.

What's wrong is

she's the daughter
of J. Wellington Jones.

'Rich person.'

Alright, fellas.

I think we're gonna have
to postpone our Christmas party.

For how long?

Oh, for about 99 years.

Uh, Mr. Ranger, sir,
I have been a bad bear.

Hold it! I wanna word with
that bear. He stole my daughter.

No, I never stole
anything larger

than a picnic basket, Mr. Jones.

Judy ran away.

Ran away!
That's preposterous!

I give that girl
everything.

Toys, clothes,
whatever she wants.

She wouldn't
leave me for you.

What could you give her
that I haven't?

I say about some,
uh, time.

I'm a busy man.
I have a company to run.

I'm in meetings
all day, all night.

Flying to conferences.

I'm never home. I..

I'm never home.

'Come on, bear. Time to go.'

In there.

'Wait! This is all wrong.'

Chief, there's
been a mistake.

I'll take full
responsibility.

That bear is not
the guilty one.

I am.

Daddy, I love you.

And I love you, Judy.

♪ We wish you
a merry Christmas ♪

♪ We wish you
a merry Christmas ♪

♪ We wish you
a merry Christmas ♪

♪ And a happy new year ♪

[everyone cheering]

(all)
'Yeah.'

Oh, this is fun. Why don't
we all go back to my mansion?

'It's warmer. I have a big tree
and gifts and--'

We like it better here, daddy.

- 'Yeah, we sure do.'
- 'Yeah, yeah.'

Okay, okay.
You're right.

I like it better here too.

As long as I'm with
my little girl.

Well, Boo-Boo boy

looks like everything
worked out okay.

I just straightened everything
out with the police, Yogi.

And it wasn't easy.

Please, Mr. Ranger, sir.

Forgive me.

I didn't mean to cause you
all these predicaments.

Please! Please!

Get up, Yogi.

Yogi, because of you, I..

I mean I..

Oh, what's the use?

Merry Christmas, Yogi.

Merry Christmas to you,
Mr. Ranger, sir.

I'll carol the night
with my friend.

'The most terrifical
ranger in the world.'

Oh! Shucks, Yogi.

♪ Oh, jingle bells,
jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh, what fun I really had
on this fine Christmas day ♪

(all)
Merry Christmas, everybody.

And especially...to you.