Yogi Bear and the Magical Flight of the Spruce Goose (1987) - full transcript

[engine revving]

["Holiday Jollyday Bus"]

Hop on the Holiday
Jolly Day Tour bus.

Go where the wild giggles grow.

Where snickers are bloomin'
and belly laugh boomin'.

And have lots of fun
as you go even.

♪ Honk honk honk
here comes the bus ♪

♪ Chug chug hop hop wheeze ♪

♪ It won't run gas
It runs on laughs ♪

♪ Sing another verse now
please ♪

♪ It's a Holiday
Jollyday Tour bus ♪



♪ Don't pass
the Grand Canyon by ♪

♪ When you hum a hello ♪

♪ I've heard it is so ♪

♪ The echo comes back goodbye ♪

♪ Honk honk honk
Here comes the bus ♪

♪ Chug chug hop hop wheeze ♪

♪ It won't run gas
It runs on laughs ♪

♪ Sing another verse now
please ♪

♪ Hop on the Holiday
Jollyday Tour bus ♪

♪ Go where the wild wild
giggles grow ♪

♪ Where snickers are bloomin'
and belly laughs boomin' ♪

♪ And have
lots of fun as you go ♪

♪ Hop on the Holiday
Jollyday Tour bus ♪

♪ Jump on the Holiday
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♪ And have a good time
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♪ As you go ♪

(Yogi)
'Hey, hey, hey.
The dome of the Spruce Goose.'

'Yogi Bear's Holiday
Jollyday Tours did it again.'

What did he do?

Got us where he said he would.
Where we were supposed to be.

Here. The right place even.

(Huck)
'And we only got lost
five times.'

(Augie)
'Four if you don't count
Pismo Beach.'

Believe me, son.
Pismo Beach don't count.

It's getting late, Yogi.
Let's go.

Right you are, Boo Boo.

Gosh!
California sure is pretty.

(Yogi)
'Quick Draw McGraw.'

The sunshine, the ocean, them
trees with the pointy leaves.

- 'Quick Draw McGraw.'
- And everybody knows your name.

He's here, Yogi.

I'm not so sure about that,
Huck. Huckleberry Hound.

I'm here, I guess.

That's a good guess, Huck.
Snagglepuss?

Guilty as charged, your honor.

'Tis I, 'tis me.
The very same even.

(Yogi)
'Augie Doggie?'

Augie Doggie's right here
with my dear old Doggie Daddy.

In person.

I don't believe
I caught your name.

There it is right there.
Boo Boo.

Right you are, Boo Boo.

With a B and an O
and a booboo-be-doo.

All present and accounted for.

Attention!

'To the Spruce Goose,
forward march.'

'Hup, two, three, four.
Hup, two, three, four.'

You're gonna have to hurry,
it's almost closin' time.

Not to worry. This is
the quickie-quickie tour.

In and about, round and out,
hurry, hurry, hurry.

Uh, mind if I ask
a stupid question?

I don't think
that'll surprise anyone.

Thank you.

Uh, what exactly is this here
Spruce Goose we come to see?

(male announcer)
'Welcome to the home
of the Spruce Goose.'

'The largest plane ever built.'

'And more unusual,
the body of this plane'

'is built entirely of wood.'

'Here is the actual film of
its only flight 40 years ago.'

'The pilot is Howard Hughes'

'the man who built
the Spruce Goose.'

'And now, here it is
for you to see for yourself.'

'The world's largest aircraft,
the one and only Spruce Goose.'

- Gosh!
- It sure is cute, ain't it?

It's gigantic, stupendous,
bigger than a breadbox even.

(Augie)
'Its wings are longer than a
football field, dear ol' dad.'

(Doggie)
'That's amazing.'

'But who wants to play football
on the wing of an airplane?'

'Especially when it's flyin'.'

This way if you please.

Stay close behind me. We don't
want anyone gettin' lost.

(Boo Boo)
Especially you.

I resemble that remark, Boo Boo.

I have a native animal instinct.

I'm never lost.

Now, men, onward and upward,
let's go, go, go.

Hup, hup, hup, hup.

Hup, hup, hup, hup..

Shhee.

Sorry ol' buddy, but my go-go-go
just went-went-went.

But look, Boo Boo.

'A genuine shortcut
for us tourist detectors.'

- But, Yogi..
- 'Trust me, Boo Boo.'

'All aboard the Spruce Goosie.'

In a moment
you won't believe your eyes.

(Doggie)
'You're right.
I don't believe my eyes.'

'Because they ain't
seein' nothin'.'

(Yogi)
'I'll open the door
and shed some light'

'on the situation here.'

[Yogi grunting]

[grunting]

thud

(Snagglepuss)
'Yogi, you alright?'

(Yogi)
'Light another match,
I can't see a thing.'

Light another match,
Snagglepuss.

You okay, Yogi?

Cancel the tour, Boo Boo.
I can't see a thing.

Anyone got a nail file,
a hairpin, a can opener even?

[grunting]

Yeow!

Nice catch, Quick Draw.

You're rootin' tootin'
welcome, partner.

Don't panic, men.

Jolly Day Tours
has a contingency plan

for just such an emergency.

It's time for one
concentrated effort. Ready?

(all)
Help!

[horn blaring]

Closing time.
Everybody out.

(Yogi)
'Okay, gang.
Here we go with plan B.'

On the count of three, we go.

Augie, my son,
I appreciate your spirit, but..

You are right, oh, thoughtful
and considerate, dad.

(Yogi)
'One.'

I'll just wait over here out of
harms way, oh, father of mine.

That's my obedient son.

- 'Two.'
- Is this okay, dad?

Oops!

- 'Golly!'
- 'Three.'

Charge!

thud

Uh, I think
I found a way out.

Now, he tells us.

Step right this way, troop.

Your trusty guide will have you
out of here in a jiffy.

Get a load of this place.

Why it's bigger
than the Orpheum even.

Upsy-daisy, now.

Just a step
or two and we'll be..

...lost.

(Boo Boo)
'Did you say we're lost, Yogi?'

No. I said not all is lost,
Boo Boo.

I've guided us
to the control room.

I'll have us
out of here in half a second.

Gosh! What a fancy aerial plane.

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

- I feel just like an astronaut.
- Gee.

How's a guy to know which
thingamajig opens the door.

I don't know, Yogi. Are you sure
you know what you're doing?

Eenie meenie miney mo.
Which button will open the door?

Augie, my boy, I got a feeling
this is one tour

we're gettin' more than
our money's worth.

Hmm. Nothin'
is workin' down here.

I wonder if any
of these switches work.

I give up. I must have pushed
everything on this dashboard.

Except, except one.

click

Bingo!

[all beeping]

Oh, no! Y-Yogi.

whirr

Gee. Yogi's sure givin' us
a super tour.

- What a stupendousproduccion. - Sure is.

Dang it, but don't feel like..

(both)
...we're movin'!

Yogi. We're moving.
Do something.

In case you haven't noticed,
old buddy, I did.

Whoa!

You can say that again.

(both)
Whoa!

These are the best
special effects I've ever seen.

[all screaming]

Hey, hey, hey.
You can look up now, little guy.

It isn't scary anymore.

I be-believe you

but my b-body doesn't.

Relax, Boob.
Enjoy the special effects.

Those Spruce Goose people
sure put on a good show.

'It feels like we're really
movin', doesn't it?'

It even looks like we're movin'.

If it feels like we're moving
and it looks like we're moving

I got a strange idea, Yogi.
I think we're moving.

Ridiculous, Boob.
It's just an optical illusion.

[intense music]

Yogi! Yeow!

I got to admit that's the best
optical delusion I ever saw.

- Where are you going?
- To get the rest of the gang.

They're missin' all the fun.

You can't leave.
You're the pilot.

You gotta steer.

Those things
don't really work, Boo Boo.

They're just part of the show.
See. Be right back.

[intense music]

Hey, hey, hey. So tell me,
how do you like the tour so far?

Uh, come out,
come out where ever you are.

- Is it over?
- Can we go home now?

I echo those sentiments
in extreme exactitude.

That's my dear ol' daddy
who said that.

And that goes double for me too.

Me three. Quadruple even.

Do I detect an undercurrent

of dissatisfaction
amongst the troops?

I couldn't have put it
better myself

if I only knew
what he was talkin' about.

It's more than
an undercurrent.

It's a ground swirl,
a tidal wave even.

Dang it all, Yogi!
We wanna know what's goin' on?

Uh, that is what we wanna know,
ain't it?

[all clamoring]

Yogi, Yogi.

You guys, look at Boob here.

A satisfied passenger
on this Holiday Jolly Day Tour.

Is he yelling and screaming like
it's the end of the world?

Yogi, Yogi.

- What is it, Boob?
- It's the end of the world.

We're gonna crash
into the bridge.

You see, we're just gonna
crash into the..

Oops!

Yep, that's the bridge alrighty.

Let's see what this does.

(all)
Whoa!

There. Now, that wasn't
so bad, was it?

Another example
of perfect co-ordination.

And dumb luck.

Look out!

(Boo Boo)
'We're gonna crash.'

[intense music]

Well. Hey, hey, hey.

(all)
Yogi's flying the Spruce Goose.

It appears
this better than average bear

is also your better
than average fly boy.

Uh, fly bear.

Yogi,
this isn't special effects.

- You're really flying.
- So?

You don't know how to fly
a plane.

Shh.
You know it and I know it.

But don't tell the Spruce Goose.

Relax, Boo Boo. Enjoy.

Put on some music.
This is a night to rember.

[instrumental music]

Look, Yogi, stardust.

Naturally, Boob.
You're with a star.

We're all stars, Yogi.

Heh heh. That's my son
who said that.

(Doggie)
'Lookit there, Augie.
That there is the Doggie star.'

Take a look at that there
Sagittarius, Quick Draw.

Well, what do you know.

That Sagi whatchamacallit
sure looks familiar.

Look, Huck, a miracle.

'A heavenly mirage even.'

'I'm finally
up there in lights.'

[pan flute music]

[neighing]

[neighing]

[neighing]

Hold on there,
ya horse thief.

[instrumental music]

[snorts]

Wow! Yogi's Jolly Day Tours
sure beats all.

Stupendous even.

But what's he gonna do
for an encore?

[intense music]

- Firkin.
- Firkin, Merkin.

Telex to Gogax.
Prepare for invasion.

Earth is helpless.

Advance scouts
Merkin and Firkin will take over

the United States of California.

Merkin and Firkin,
you and me.

Goody, good, good.

We will now transform
to Earth people

so we can mingle
among them undetected.

Yeah.
Goody, good, good.

Stand by for..
Aah!

[intense music]

- What was that?
- I didn't see anything.

(Snagglepuss)
'I know.
That's why we almost hit it.'

Uh, Firkin.

Yes, Merkin.

Let's invade New Jersey.

(man on radio)
'An incredible ice storm
has marooned'

'thousands of animals
at the South Pole.'

'They're landlocked,
unable to get food.'

'Penguins, seals,
polar bears, all trapped'

'by the most powerful
Arctic storm in history.'

'Every rescue attempt
has failed.'

'No one can get through.'

Boo Boo, they haven't counted
on the Spruce Goose.

(Boo Boo)
'Yogi, where are we going?'

(Yogi)
'See that herd of pelicans
flyin' out there, Boob?'

'We're doing what they
and all the other birds do.'

'We're flying to the South Pole
for the winter.'

(Boo Boo)
Birds fly south where it's warm,
Yogi. Not to the South Pole.

The South Pole is the winter.

Ice storms! Blizzards!
We'll freeze to death.

We'll get sniffles even.

A-achoo, already.

Listen again, boys and bears.

(man on radio)
'Thousands of animals
in the South Pole'

'are doomed to starvation.'

'A sudden shift
in the ice pack'

'has blocked their lanes
to the sea.'

[animals clamoring]

'They're completely surrounded
and cut off'

'from all food supply.'

[squawking]

'Only a miracle can save them.'

In case you didn't know

every Yogi Bear
Holiday Jolly Day Tour

comes with miracles included.
At no extra charge.

[wind gusting]

(Quick Draw)
How much is the tour
without miracles?

You couldn't afford it.

[rumbling]

(both)
Ouch!

Hey, hey, hey.
We hit a pothole in the sky.

Better fasten our seatbelts.

And tell the others
to buckle up too.

[engine revving]

(all)
Ow!

Good thinking, co-pilot,
Boo Boorino.

Let's see. Which one turns on
the fasten seatbelt sign?

'That's not it.'

whirr

'Not that one either.'

[all screaming]

thud

[all screaming]

thud

[all screaming]

thud

[all screaming]

thud

thud

[all screaming]

thud

[all screaming]

thud

Attention, please.
This is your captain speaking.

We might be encountering
mild turbulence.

That's pilot talk for
dipsy-doos and loop de loops.

So I suggest
you fasten your seatbelts.

Sure is nice of you
to warn us like that, Yogi.

- Yeah. But I got a question.
- Shoot.

Any more of them
loop de loops and dipsy-doos

and I just might do that.

My question is

if you're the captain,
who's flying the plane?

Good question.

You've heard
of the automatic pilot?

Well, when I'm with you
this Spruce Goose

is on automatic Boo Boo.

Well, of course.
Naturally.

What else even.

Makes sense to me.

Sure do.

- Hi, Boo Boo.
- I got another question.

Since you're both out here,
I guess the plane is set on

automatic crash landing?

swoosh

Hey, hey, hey.

[grunting]

(Boo Boo)
'Harder, Yogi. Harder.'

I am. I am!

swoosh

'Hey, hey, hey.
We made it.'

'And what's more we made it
to the right place. Look'

(Boo Boo)
'What do you know.
I-It's a sign.'

(Huck)
'It says, "Welcome you-all."'

(Yogi)
'Yep, that's the South Pole
alright. You-all.'

'Is that your heart poundin'
with excitement, Boob?'

Oh, I don't know
what it is, Yog.

Can't see too well
from here, Boob.

Have somebody stick his head out
and look around.

I'll do it.

I love anythin'
to do with the South.

What do you see, Huck?

You see
the marooned animals, Huck?

Huck.

- Huck.
- Well, look what we have here.

A frozen pupsicle.
Ha ha ha.

Pupsicle get it.
Pupsicle.

I got it.
Now, how do I get rid of it?

Urban furban burfle bee.

I can't make out
what he's sayin'.

He said
urban furban burfle bee.

What does that mean?

We'll find out in a second.

You're a-lookin' at the fastest
hammer in the West.

Are you alright, Huck?

Urban furban burfle bee.

I told you all
that's what he said.

But what does it mean?

There's a baby pelican
out there on the burfle bee.

I mean, uh, on the wing.

- And he's hurt.
- You're right, Huck.

'There is a baby pelican bird
out there.'

[squeaking]

I bet he's been making
those bumpity-bumps.

'And he does look hurt.'

Oh, boy.
You better believe it.

There's no way we can go and get
the little feller. Is there?

Of course, not. Ridiculous.

Beyond possible.
Beyond beyond even.

Sure there is, Mr. Snagglepuss.

That's my boy
who said that.

With these.

Ah, plungers.
My thought exactly.

On the nose, on the button.

On the wing even.

Huh?
That's my line.

Everybody wants
to get into the act.

Well, here goes.

'Hang on, little birdie.'

'I'm a-comin'.
I'm a-comin'.'

squawk

I'm a-comin'
for to carry you home.

He's got him.

[all cheering]

(Yogi)
Tape, string.

(Doggie)
Tape, string.

(Yogi)
Sandpaper, more string.

(Augie)
Sandpaper, more string.

(Yogi)
Hammer and saw.

Hammer and saw?

Alright, glue.

Super or not so super?

Super, super-duper even.

Finished.

Give her a flip-flop,
little birdie

and see how she feels.

I can fly.
I can fly.

[kisses]
Thank you, doc. Thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.

Now, I can join my mommy
in Miami for the winter.

You're welcome to stay with us.
We're flying South too.

Thanks all the same, fellas,
but I want my mommy.

Ain't that cute?

Okie-dokie, little buckaroo.

Here it goes.

[whirring]

Hey, hey, hey.

We did it, Boob.

Not only did we help

another human being
animal bird creature.

But we also got rid
of those bumpity-bump noises.

thud thud thud

Boo Boo, let's rally the troops
and see what's goin' on.

thud thud thud thud

I think we're gettin' closer.

Good guess, Quick Draw.
Everybody stand back.

I'm scared, dear ol' dad.

Me too. Anything could be
in there. An alien, a monster.

A slimy, gooey, monster.

A creature from a black,
slimy, gooey, lagoon.

A little boy even.

Take that back, bug face,
before I slug you.

I'm a girl!

(all)
A girl?

You wanna make somethin' of it?

Good. Now, where does a woman go
to freshen up around here?

(Huck)
'Can you imagine she's been
locked in here all this time.'

Heh heh. No wonder
she wanted to freshen up.

Hmm. If you ask me
she's pretty fresh already.

My name is Snagglepuss.

Right this way, you little
delicate blossom you.

I may be little, Snag,
but I'm no delicate blossom.

That's for darn sure.

(girl)
'I can talk about myself
that way.'

But when you say it,
you better smile partner.

Okie-dokie, little lady.

[babbling]

Oh, that ain't fair.

You can't smile and talk
at the same time.

And you can't whistle
Dixie neither.

I could always whistle Dixie.

Easy. Simmer, simmer.

Relax even.

What she means is

she's a girl type,
female woman person.

And wants a little respect,
right?

I'm a W-O-M-A-N woman. Yeah.

Good for you, Bernice.

Brava, bravissimo even.

- Bernice?
- Her name is Bernice?

Right. And if anybody calls me
Bernie, I'll slug 'em.

Cease, desist and stop even.

Violence never settled anything.

Yeah. Well, tell that to the
last kid who called me Bernie.

Hey, hey, hey.
Everybody getting palsy-walsy?

Uh, not exactly-wakly.

Take the wheel, Boob.

I believe my better than average
wisdom is need here.

Bernice was just gonna tell us
how come she's here.

Right, Bernice?

Well, I was on the Spruce Goose
tour with my parents

got lost and woke up
locked in that room.

Sounds like she made
the same dumb mistake we did.

Mistake? I beg to disagree,
contrary wise, my friends.

We're here by cosmic chance.

Off on a great adventure.
A magical mystery of mercy.

Huh? Say that again?

I can't.
Hey, hey, hey.

He simply reiterated
that we both goofed it.

Yogi, Yogi, come here.

Captain Yogi here,
co-pilot Boo Boo.

Look over yonder.

Over yonder.
Nicely put.

(Augie)
'It's the landlocked animals
we've been looking for'

'dear ol' dad.'

(Doggie)
'That's my boy who said that.'

[barking]

[squawking]

[whimpering]

(Huck)
'I bet that little feller's
real hungry.'

(Boo Boo)
'I think they're all hungry.'

(Augie)
'And they can't
get to the ocean.'

(Doggie)
'The ice has sealed of
the seals.'

Well, we're gonna unseal 'em.

Fasten your seatbelts,
boys and bears.

And who else, fuzzy?

Shee. Boys, bears and Bernice.

- That's better.
- We're goin' in.'

The Spruce Goose
is gonna turn 'em loose.

'Go, go, Yogi.'

- 'That's our captain speakin'.'
- 'Who else.'

(Snagglepuss)
'The brown bear himself.'

[barking]

[squawking]

splash

E-eeow!

(Boo Boo)
'Y-Yogi, what are we gonna do?'

We're gonna
crack through the ice.

And open a channel to the ocean.

But that ice is 10,
maybe 20 feet thick.

Thirty even.

Gosh, Yogi.
It can't be done.

If this is the plane
that couldn't be built

it oughta do things that can't
be done. Hey, hey, hey.

[squawking]

(Yogi)
'Hey, hey, hey.
Happy landing.'

splash

[intense music]

Hey, hey, hey.
Get out of the way.

(both)
Phew!

Yike!

Do-si-do and away we go.

Hey, what did I say.

You're doing it, Yogi.
You're doing it.

[barking]

[all clamoring]

(Boo Boo)
'Yogi, look!'

'Pull up, pull up.'

rumble

[all clamoring]

[all cheering]

Hip, hip.

(all)
Hurray.

Hip, hip.

(all)
Hurray!

Hip, uh..

Uh, hip, uh..

(in unison)
'Hurray!'

Guess, I'm a hero type.

You're a hero type alright.

When did you know
we could do it, yogi?

(Yogi)
'Right after we did it.'

Now we better buckle up
and get out of here--

- 'Hold it!'
- Uh!

We can't go yet. Look.

(Yogi)
'You're right.
We gotta save these little guys'

'in the fancy suits.'

[squawking]

chomp

(Yogi)
'They can't get to land because
they're surrounded by sharks.'

'But how do we save
a whole herd of penguins?'

Surrounded by
ferocious sharks even.

I'll have to put on my better
than average thinking cap.

I know how we can save 'em.

But you probably wouldn't
take an idea from a girl.

I'm an open minded bear.

Okay. Well, then
here's my idea..

[whispering]

Hey.

Hey, hey, hey!

[whirring]

[whistling]
Hey, you guys! Over here.
On the double.

[instrumental music]

Alright!

Oops!

Easy, Bernice.

Uh, somebody out there.

Bernice? Bernice!

[gasping]

[dramatic music]

Bernice,
Bernice!

[chattering]

Oh, no!

'Where did Bernice go?'

This is terrible.

This is awful.

A catastrophe.

It's a lots worse down here.

Uh!

This has become
another remake of "Jaws."

Bernice! Hey, hey, hey.
You're okay.

[chattering]

chomp

Come on down.
Join me for a bite.

Hold on, Bernie baby.

I'll have you up
in a swifty-jiffy.

'I told you
not to call me Bernie.'

thud

That goes for you too, buster.

Sorry, Bernice.

[grunting]
Here we go.

Careful.
Remember what you told me.

It's slippery up there.

Not to worry, little one.

We bears are among the most
sure footed of all creatures.

Whoops!

So much for
a sure footed creatures.

Thanks, Yogi.

Yogi?

Yogi!

Hey, hey, hey, you guys.
Make bigger circles.

Hang on, Yogi.

p-taff

It's my turn for a good turn.

Uh, I-I suppose
you're hungry.

Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Me too. Where do they get
the picnic baskets around here?

chomp
clang

Gee! First it's penguins.

Then it's little girls.

Now it's bears.

You'll eat anything, won't ya?

(in unison)
Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm going for help.

Hang on tight.

I'm hanging on tight.
And I'm sliding down fast.

[chattering]

[dramatic music]

chomp

Hey, hey, hey.
Blah, blah, blah.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey!

(in unison)
Hey, hey, hey.

[instrumental music]

[whirring]

[chattering]

Now I know what a hamster
feels like.

Come on, Quick Draw.
Move it.

Yogi needs help.

Hold on there, missy.

I don't take a hankering
to your newfangled pushy ways.

How about an old fashioned
bomp on the bean?

'Well, that's different.'

As long as Yogi needs help.

Let's go.

chomp

chomp

chomp

(Quick Draw)
'Hold on there, partner.'

I'll have you up in a minute.

You wanna help Yogi?

Easy! A snap.

A mere snip-snap,
I might say.

How?

Just turn on the propeller.

And it'll him
swing back on up.

I'll show you.
Demonstrate even.

A flip of this.
A flap of that.

thwack

[whirring]

boing

Put it there, pal.

Hey, hey, hey.
Quick thinking, Quick Draw.

[clapping]

A turn of this.
A twist of that.

Come on,
let's go back in.

I'm freezin'.

Me too. But first
I gotta do something.

Better luck next time,
you wild and crazy bear eaters.

Hey!

And now we push
this red one here.

[whirring]

[screaming]

(in unison)
Ah!

(inunison)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

splash

Yogi, look.

[dramatic music]

[whistling]

[shivering]

[instrumental music]

chomp chomp

Phew!

[cheering]

Sure indeed is real
a friend in need.

A big buddy.

Aah! A whale of a tale.

Thanks a bunch.

Yep! Most obliged, partner.

splash

(Yogi)
'Spruce Goose to South Pole
control tower.'

'Ready for take off.'

[chattering]

[barking]

[instrumental music]

[whirring]

[chiming]

- Firkin.
- Firkin, Merkin.

Kelax to Gogax.

Prepare for invasion
of Earth by sea.

Earth is hopeless.

Advance scouts Merkin and Firkin

will take over abandoned
ocean liner.

That carries only
weird Earth creature.

Merkin and Firkin. You and me.
Good, good, good.

But what about that great big
flying thing we saw before?

The...you know..

Shh! There's no
giant flying thing.

No you know.
We imagined it.

Gogax commands we conquer Earth
or we're doomed.

Gogax! Gogax!
Go, go, go!

(Merkin)
'I still think we saw
the giant you know what?'

(male announcer)An ocean linerloaded with animals

is adrift in the Zelman Sea.

The criminal poachers whoillegally trap the animals

have abandoned the ship.

Leading hundreds of poorcreatures of the wild

to their doom on the high seas.

(Yogi)
'Wrong, Mr. Announcer.'

Co-pilot Boo Boo.

I know, Captain Yogi.

Head for the Zelman Sea.

Boo Boo's the best.

Where is it, Yogi?
Where is the Zelman Sea?

You don't know
and I don't know.

But I bet you
a billion bazoos.

The Spruce Goose
will get us there.

[instrumental music]

(Boo Boo)
'Yogi?'

(Yogi)
'Uh, what is it, Boo Boo?'

(Boo Boo)
Are you sure The Spruce Goose
knows where the Zelman Sea is?

(Yogi)
'Does a bear live in the woods?'

Of course it does.

It has natural instincts.

Just like me.

That's a relief.

Thanks for reassuring me, Yogi.

(Yogi)
'Thank nothing of it, Boo.'

[Yogi yawning]

'Wake me up when we get there.'

(Boo Boo)
'Sure thing, Yog.'

'Ah, Yogi?'

[Yogi snoring]

Yogi?

snore snore

Yogi!

Uh! Oh.

Uh?

Hey, hey, hey.
Is it spring already?

We are flying in the
Spruce Goose, Yogi. Remember?

But of course, Boo.
And you woke me up.

Which means we've arrived
at the Zelman's Sea.

And we're ready
to save the animals.

Which are adrift
on the abandoned ocean liner.

How is that for a quick
story recap?

Hmm. I don't seem to see
the ocean liner, Boo.

(Boo Boo)
'That's because
there isn't one, Yogi.'

Then indeed there is no need to
wake up a slumbering bear, Boo.

I need my Z's.

Let me know
when we get there.

[grunting]

snore snore

Hmm.

Yogi!

scream

So soon?

We're lost, Yogi.
We can't find the animals.

We can't find the ocean liner.

We can't find the Zelman Sea.

We're lost. Lost. Lost!

- You mean--
- Yes.

Ridiculous.
I'll find the Zelman Sea.

[instrumental music]

Where's the map, Boo Boo?

Right here, Yogi, but..

Round and round she goes..

...and where she stops
nobody knows, but me.

'And that'll be the Zelman Sea.'

(Yogi)
'And here we are.
Hey, hey, hey.'

Yeah, but..

But, Yogi,
how did you do that?

If you won't tell.
I won't tell.

Oh, you can trust me, Yogi.
I won't tell.

Good. And neither will I.

Right.

Wait a minute.

- 'Firkin.'
- 'Firkin, Merkin.'

Kelax to Gogax.

Advance scouts Merkin
and Firkin.

Taking over abandoned
ocean liner.

Step one to Earth invasion.

Oh, goody.
Good. Good.

We will now transform
to Earth animals

so we can mingle
among them undetected.

[instrumental music]

(in unison)
'Well, what do you think?'

Goody, good. good.

They'll never know
we are not one of them.

(Boo Boo)
'There it is, Yogi,
the ocean liner.'

'You found it.'

(Yogi)
'Spruce Goose
coming in for landing.'

swoosh

- 'Park it, Firkin.'
- 'Firkin, parkin', Merkin.'

Stand by for..

What!

It's another
giant flying thing.

But you said
we just imagined..

[mumbling]

whoosh

[screaming]

- Yeow!
- Yeow!

Hey, hey, hey.
I'm excited too.

No. It's another
flying saucer.

Dinner plate.
Platter even.

Just like the one
we saw before.

Tish tosh
and tosh tish.

You know there's no such thing
as a flying saucer.

Any how I missed it.

Lucky for us.
If you would have hit it.

You wouldn't have missed it.

That's my dad,
who said that.

Ah, Firkin.

Firkin, Merkin.

That's two
giant flying things.

- Biggy big, you know what's?
- I know.

I know, you know what
after you know what's?

And you know, I know
about the you know what's.

- But Gogax.
- He doesn't know.

- What?
- About the you know what's.

- No.
- Merkin tell him?

No Firkin tell him.

No.

- So?
- I don't know.

(in unison)
I know.

Let's invade New Jersey.

screech

whirr whirr

swoosh

[instrumental music]

On behalf of Captain Yogi
and his crew Boo Boo.

That's me.

'We'd like to thank you for
flying Spruce Goose Airlines.'

That's darn nice
of you, Boo.

We didn't have
much of a choice, Quick Draw.

That's my boy
who said that.

There'll be a brief stop over
here at the Zelman Sea.

While we rescue
a ship full of animals.

'We ask those of you who
continuing on with us'

'not to go out
and stretch your legs.'

Or you'll fall in the ocean.

Look at those
poor things.

(Bernice)
'Captured by low down
sneaky poachers'

'and then abandoned at sea.'

Okay, Yogi,
ol' pal, ol' chum.

You got us to the right place.

Now what's your plan?

Plan? Plan?
Who said plan?

Did I say anything
about a plan?

You gotta have an idea.

A thought.
A light bulb over your head.

[fingers snapping]

clang

[pulsating]

There's no opening big enough
to take 'em on board. So..

(in unison)
So?

So. We tow.

(in unison)
We'll tow.

Okie-dokie.

All tied with a perfect
cowboy half hitch knot.

And a sailor's
double clove hitch.

With a sheepshank.

And a triple axle
of the low board.

In tuck position even.

All clear, Captain Yogi, sir.

Ready to tow.

Aye! Aye!
And hey, hey, hey.

Start the engines.

[whirring]

(Boo Boo)
'Engines started,
Captain Yogi.'

(Yogi)
'Good work, Co-pilot Boo Boo.'

'Standby to tow.'

(Boo Boo)
'Standing by to tow,
Captain Yogi.'

Where to?

- Hmm?
- Where to, Captain Yogi?

Where are we towing
the ship to?

Nobody has brought
that up before, Boo Boo.

I see no reason
to bring it up now.

'Let's just go.'

[whirring]

(Yogi)
'We gotta hit land
sooner or later.'

[dramatic music]

Hey there, Snag.
Look.

I'm lookin'.
I'm lookin'.

(Snagglepuss)
'The ships splitting apart.'

'It's breaking the off-ramp.'

[screaming]

It's sinkin' even.

(Snagglepuss)
'It's sprung a leak.'

'It's headin'
for Neptune's locker.'

To the bottom even.

Oh, no. It's not.

This is a job for El Kabong.

slam

(Augie)
'Oh, boy! El Kabong,
he's my hero.'

That's Quick Draw's
secret identity.

(Snagglepuss)
'His name even.'

Nabong.
No, na, na, na.

thud

Everybody to the back
of the boat.

Kabong!

[trumpeting]

[trumpeting]

You got it, boys.

Everybody, to the back of..

He saved the ship.
It's not gonna sink.

It's gonna float even.

Quick Draw saved the ship.

No it was El Kabong.

He he. My boy's
a big fan of El Kabong.

I'm a big El Kabong
in myself.

(Boo Boo)
'Yogi, it looks like the ship is
sinking in the other direction.'

Hey! How about
we man the engines?

Man the lifeboats.

- Man the--
- Hold it, fuzzy.

How about woman the lifeboats?

Huh?

A woman has
found the answer.

She has?
Where is she?

I don't see her.

Take a closer look, fur ball.

I'll be glad
to take a peek-a-boo.

They gave us this
on the Spruce Goose tour.

'The front doors
open to load cargo. See?'

Hey, hey, hey.

If we can open the door. We can
load the animals into the goose.

You got it, Yogi.

Great. They'll all be saved.

Another mission of mercy
accomplished.

It's us to the rescue.

Hurry for us.

Huzzahs and cheers even.

Hey, hey, hey.
That's gotta be the way.

Hey, hey, hey.
We got a problem.

There aren't any doors.

Not a one.

Not even a turnstile even.

Solid as a rock.

Thick as a brick.

Strong as an ox.

Hard as a..

Okay, okay, Snag.

We get the idea.

(Bernice)
'Hold it, you guys.'

'Knock off the glue.'

It says that, "the doors
were removed

"and new front end put on
without doors."

Oh, no.

That means
we can't save the animals.

Not so, Boo Boo.

What a mind
of man can conceive

the mind of better
than average bear can believe.

Huh? What did he say?

What did he say?

I think this is where he gets
us the clap for "Tinker Bell."

Oh, great goose in the sky.

Show us those doors.

I believe in your doors.

I believe in those cargo doors.

Do you believe
in those cargo doors?

Clap your hands if you
believe in cargo doors.

- What did I tell you?
- Quite! He's on a roll.

'We believe. We believe
in those cargo doors.'

'Give us a sign.
Give us a sign.'

Look!

'It's a sign.'

(Snagglepuss)
'It says, "Cargo doors."'

Of course it say, "Cargo doors."

What did ya expect to say?

Eat at Joe's?

Hey, hey, hey.

Where there's a better
than average will

there's a better
than average way.

Uh, ha ha ha.

Uh, maybe it needs a little..

Uh, ha ha ha.

Nothin' happenin', Yogi.

Maybe we should
start clapping again.

I love applause.

Hey, hey, hey.

[chiming]

[pulsating]

[instrumental music]

(Yogi)
'Hang on, Quick Draw.
We're comin' for all of you.'

(Quick Draw)
'Well, it's about time.'

'What took you so long?'

That makes two elephants.

One chimpanzoo.

Another chimpanzoo.

That makes two chimpanzee.

Gosh, dad. They're coming
aboard two by two.

It's a regular Yogi's Arc.

(Snagglepuss)
'Two chickens.'

Two chickens.

Two ducks.

Two ducks.

Next we have two--
Yipes!

Two yipes.

'Two skunks.'

What did you say?

Two skunks.

Right. Two skunks.

Two skunks.
And a little stinker.

(Yogi)
'Hey, hey, hey. Off we go
in to the wild blue yonder.'

And then where to,
Captain Yogi?

We are gonna return
our animals friends

to their natural habitat, Boo.

Head for the nearest land.

Aye, aye,
Captain Yogi.

(Yogi)
'That's not land.'

(Yogi)
'That's not land.'

(Yogi)
'That's still not land.'

(Yogi)
'That's land!'

It's even got a name.

Quick, Boo, look in the map
for a place called Help.

[instrumental music]

Hey, hey, hey.
Our animal friends are home.

There you go little guy.

I'm sure your ma and papa
will be glad to see you again.

Okay, kid.
Out you go.

He's cute.
But he tickles.

Well, guess it's the end
of the trail for us.

You've been a true-blue
critter, partner.

'And I'm a sorry
to see you go.'

[crying]

Gosh, darn, critter.
Cowboys don't kiss.

Hey, hey, hey. We've done our
good deed for the day.

So now it's
up, up and away.

[snickering]

Uh-uh,
calm down.

[snickering]

[snickering]

Boo Boo, is that you?

This is funny. I thought
I heard something here.

A breeze,
breeze in the trees.

[snickering]

Guess it was just
a breeze in the trees.

Just a breeze in the trees.

♪ Singin' a sweet melody ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪

Yup. Just a breeze
in the trees.

(Boo Boo)
'Yogi?'

What is it, Co-pilot Boo Boo?

There isn't any place
on this map called Help.

Uh, but that's what we saw
from the air.

'The word "Help".
Written right here on the sand.'

I think that might
mean somebody else is here.

And they're calling
for our help.

Gosh! That's darn clever of you
to figure it out, Yogi.

Let's the gang together
and start a search party.

Great! I love parties.

[sighs]

[panting]

[growling]

[panting]

[snoring]

Uh, uh, wh-what?

Uh, wake up.
We're saved.

Got a plane.

When, where, who, why?

Who, what?
What? What?

What!

[panting]

[breathing heavily]

Stop mumbling, Mumbly.

Speak up, you dunderhead
dog brain, dodo.

You wake me.

The dread barren note
of a sound sleep.

Like an unwashed peasant.

'You show up without the dozen
eggs I sent you for.'

I'm tired, lost and starving.

Cursed with an inconsiderate,
incompetent K-9.

With the case of the mumbles.

Speak English, meat head.

Speak Eng--

'There's a plane
on the beach, ol' chap.'

Rather large one.

[mumbling]

That booby..

ptooey

It is a plane.
I'm saved.

No it's more than a plane.

'It's the Spruce Goose.'

I'm not just saved.
I'm rich, rich. Rich!

chomp

'Alright, alright.
We're both saved.'

And we're both rich, rich.

Ouch!

[snickering]

Oh, drat.

It's Yogi Bear
and Quick Draw McGraw.

And Boo Boo.

A whole miserable bunch
of Yogi's dimwit friends.

'And they all know
I'm a stinker.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gotta think.
Gotta think.

Must have seen
our sign for help

which means they'll
start looking for us.

And they'll find us.

Two pitiful, helpless,
shipwrecked, old friends.

[snickering]

'Wait there's a little kid
with them.'

Huh! The kid is our ticket
to the Spruce Goose.

Huh!

I'll keep going this way.
You guys, look over there.

But Yogi told us
not to split up, Bernice.

It could be dangerous.

I can take care
of myself, Augie.

We'll just get done
faster that's all.

That's for me.
I'm dog tired.

'Of course you are,
dear ol' dad.'

You're a doggie.

Ha ha ha.
That's my boy who said that.

(Bernice)
'Yuhoo!'

'Where are you?'

Uh-huh! The kids
coming this way.

Just lie down
and look miserable.

[grunting]

thud

Oh, that was miserable alright.

[screaming]

thud

Hello! Is anybody here?

Hello!

Hello..

Uh-oh.

Quick sand.

Quick sand? Wonderful!
We'll rescue the kid.

And we'll have them
in the palm of our hands.

'They'll have
to take us aboard.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go, Mumbly,
to the rescue.

Huh! Uh-uh.

Not me.

Yes, you.
Now get going.

Hey, great!
Give me your hand, will ya?

Help. Help!

[babbling]

Hey, cut it out.

Stop with the mud bath.

[grunting]

Oh, no use.

Come on,
you try.

Imbecile! I have to do
everything myself.

toing

Uh, come on, son.
Take my hand.

I'll save you, little boy.

Boy!

thud

You K-9 cuckoo.

I'm a girl, bozo.

And I can do it myself.

Bozo?

I oughta charge a toll
for this bridge.

Help! Help!

Hey, hey, hey.
Help is on the way.

Quick Draw McGraw
will save the day.

So will Augie Doggie
and his dear ol' dad.

I can do without trouble.

But can trouble do without me?

You'll be safe and sound
with Huckleberry Hound.

It's time for Snagglepuss
to enter.

Down stage center.

(in unison)
'It's, uh, Dread Baron.'

You're safe now,
little girl.

Huh!

[snickering]

If you have one tiny ounce
of human mercy in you.

You'll take us away with you.

You do, you do,
I know you do.

No I don't.

But I've got
a couple quarts

of better than the average
bear common sense.

Then you'll take us?

No way.

It reminds me that you're
a sneaky, no good

lying, conniving, stinker.

And those are his good points.

Oh, thank you.
You forgot untrustworthy.

So we'll be democratic.

And vote on it.

It's a tie.

(Yogi)
'Eight votes no.'

'Eight votes yes.'

We have our fans.

[snickering]

But there's only ten of us here.

How can there be 16 votes?

Somebody is a sneaky, no good,
lying, conniving stinker.

You forgot untrustworthy.

And his initials
are, D, B.

But don't forget

these guys did try to save me
from the quick sand.

Yeah, yeah.
We did. Yeah.

Yes. We did.

We gotta be fair and square.

I'm changing my vote.

(in unison)
You're what?

'He tried to save Bernice'

and also he knows
how to fly an airplane.

Just in case.

You got a point there.

Sorry, Yogi we took our
own vote and you lose.

He can't come with us.

That's my dear ol' dad
who said that.

Do you realize
what you're sayin'?

This is mutiny.

Yeah.

What a title
for my next production.

Mutiny on the Goose.

Mutiny. My friends
have turned against me.

All because of you.

Mutiny on the Goose.

You got it. We took a vote
and he can't come with us.

We don't trust him this much.

Not a tiny bit.

Not at all even.

But, uh, suppose Dread Baron
promises to reform.

Oh, yes. I do.
I will. Yes. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

mwah mwah mwah

[dramatic music]

boing

toing

splash

[instrumental music]

clang

I've got it.
I got it.

[cheering]

Bopped on the bean
by an egg.

I'll scramble it.

Oh, no. You won't.

It belongs back
in it's nest.

That's it.

That's what?

The Dread Baron's good deed.

What?

Egg-xactly.

You do a good deed and
that'll prove you're reformed.

Okay, gang?

Sure. But what's
the good deed?

You'll take the egg
back to it's nest.

Is that all?

Done.

Eh, where exactly
is the nest?

(Yogi)
'Exactly there.'

Gulp! Right.

Uh, take this to the nest.

Oh, no! Uh-uh, no way!

- Do it!
- No!

- Yes.
- No!

- Yes.
- No.

(Yogi)
'Co-pilot, Boo Boo,
stand by to take off.'

Stop! Alright,
we'll do it.

Sniveling coward.

[sniggering]

Yogi, you think
the Dread Baron

can actually do
a good deed?

Actually, actually?
No.

You mean, he might get
the egg back to it's nest.

But it won't be
because it's a good deed.

Right. It'll be an act
of desperate desperation.

His last resort.

Snatch of victory
from his job to feed even.

'Cause he wants
to fly outta here

with us on
the Spruce Goosey.

Well, we promised him
he could if we did.

And a promise is a promise.

And a Dread Baron
is a Dread Baron.

[instrumentalmusic]

[mumbling]

(Dread Baron)
'Higher. Higher!'

'Higher.'

swish thud

swish

So far, so G-od!

(Dread Baron)
'No!'

Argh!

- Uh!
- A-a-ah!

thud swish

Ouch!

[sniggering]

slurp

Yum! Yum!

Yike!

[whistling]

swish

What took you so long?

Stop fooling around,
you conniving cur.

We've got work to do.

Drat! It rolled
into the cave.

Mumbly, go fetch!

Uh-uh. Nope!

You weak-kneed,
whiney wimp.

Alright, I'll go with you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's nothing
to be afraid of.

I'm right behind you.

(Dread Baron)
'Don't be such a scary cat.'

'Ah! I found it!'

[bats screeching]

[both shouting]

Yike!

swish

[intense music]

Mumbly, look! I did it!

Grrr

Okay, we did it!
We did it!

Oh, I'll be an uncle's monkey.
He did it.

(all)
He did!

Ta-da!

Bravo, bravo!

[birds chirping]

Oh, Mumbly, I'm a mother.

cootchie-cootchie coo!

(all)
It's the Dread Baron!

Ah? Everybody knows me.

[sniggering]

Ow! Ooh-ooh!
Stop that. Ooh, ouch!

You bird brain ingrates.

That's the last time
I'd be a good guy ever.

You hear me? Ever!

(Dread Baron)
Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!

'You little, ungrateful,
feathered friends.'

'Eeh! Ah! Ooh!'

And you promise to reform

and be a good guy
from this moment on?

muah muah muah

I do, I do, I do!

And to obey
all the orders of

the captain
of the Spruce Goose?

Who happens to be
yours truly?

Yes, yes, yes!
I do, I do!

I'm completely
under your command.

Good. I like humility
and villains.

Welcome aboard.

We take off in five minutes.

[laughing]

Simple, twit! I'm going to take
over the Spruce Goose

and become
rich, rich, rich!

Ah! Me, me!

Alright, you greedy mutt.

- Deal.
- Deal.

They won't know
what hit them.

[both laughing]

That goes for Mumbly too.

[instrumental music]

Hey, hey!
We're on our way.

♪ Back to the USA
hey hey ♪

♪ Back to the USA hey hey ♪
♪ Back to the USA hey hey ♪

♪ Back to the USA ♪
♪ Back to the USA ♪

That's what they think.
We're taking this plane

where we were
headed before.

To the Isle of Mula Mula.

[howling]

[sniggering]

Scooby Dooby doo!

Old blue eyes'll
be happy to know

his career
is in no danger from you

or those other twits.
Now get back to work!

[mumbling]

Yes, yes, I agree.

But we have to be perfect
crew members, Mumbly.

to lull their suspicions.

Now, when they least
expect it, we strike!

And it's off to Mula Mula.

♪ Back to the USA ♪

Again?

Hey, hey, hey!

Dum-di-dum-di-dum.

Oh, Captain Yogi!

Attention!

swish splash

Dread Baron and Mumbly
at your service, captain.

At ease, DB.

The Spruce Goose
is gettin' a Spruce up.

You're fast workers.

He he he!

You'd better
believe it, buster.

What was that?

Oh, uh, I said,
here's the feather duster.

(Dread Baron)
'That's what I..
Show him, Mumbly.'

[instrumental music]

Hey, hey, you're okay.

Don't encourage him.
He'll want to do impressions.

[Mumbly humming]

Not bad. Old blue eyes right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[mumbling]

By the way, DB..

Where were you guys headed
when you ran into that tree?

Oh! Uh, eh,
nowhere in particular

Just out for a casual
spin across the ocean.

Uh-uh! No, no!

Mula Mula.

Hmm?

Mula, Moo..

Oh, he was just singing
his old song, you know.

♪ Boola boola hey hey ♪

Wash out your big mouth.

[mumbling]

I was just curious.

Well, hey, hey, hey.

We're on our way
back to the USA.

Uh, Captain Yogi

might I be allowed
to thank you and your crew

for your kindness to me..

And him..

...by presenting you all
with a little surprise.

Permission granted.
Go right ahead.

Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you.

muah muah muah

You're over doin' it, DB.

A simple bubble is enough.

Hey, hey,
I love surprises.

Believe me, this one's a killer.
He he he!

[sniggering]

(Dread Baron)
'What are you sniggering for,
you flopping turn coat?'

'I'm cutting
your share in half.'

Oh! Aaah!

Alright! Alright!

We're even
partners again.

[sniggering]

It's time to put
dirty plan one into action.

[both laughing]

(Augie)
'This is the kitchen.'

(Doggie Daddy)
'That's a funny way
to spell kitchen.'

On ships and planes
the kitchen is called

the Galley,
dear old dad.

Golly!

Close enough.
Close enough!

What are they
doin' in there?

Nobody knows.

It's a surprise.

From Dread Baron to us?

with love and kisses.

That's not a surprise.

That's a miracle!
A marvel!

A phenomenon-menon-menon even.

I hope it ain't
a phenomenon-menon-menon

that back-fires on us.

You whip the cream
for the cake Mumbly.

(Dread Baron)
'Here, use my whip.'

But first, finish the ham
and cheese sandwiches.

swish swish

[instrumental music]

[sniggering]

swish swish swish

Don't forget the cookies.

crackle crackle

Ah, Mumbly!

In just a little while,
the Spruce Goose will be ours.

And then..

...it's off to
the golden riches of Mula Mula.

(Dread Baron)
'Toss the salad.'

swish

swoosh

splash

No, you canine cretin.

Not that kind of a toss.

[sniggering]

splash splash

Why not?

(Dread Baron)
'Welcome to the friendly skies
of the Dread Baron.'

I invite everyone onboard

to join me for..
Ouch! Ooh! Aah!

[Mumbly mumbling]

(Dread Baron)
'Alright, yes, yes, we!'

'Mumbly and I invite
everyone onboard'

'to our surprise party.'

Ha ha! Come and get it!

Oh, boy! Are they
gonna get it.

Hmm. I really think
the Dread baron

has turned over
a new leaf.

Or somebody turned over
a new rock and he was under it.

(Yogi)
'Oh, come on, Boo-Boo.'

Give the old
stinker a chance.

I hope you're right,
Yogi buddy

if not, remember
I told you so.

And if you don't rember,
he'll remind you.

Ladies first.

Hold it, fur ball.
You don't have to do that.

The name's Snagglepuss.

Snagg, to my friends.

And I'm not doin' it
'cause I have to.

(Snagglepuss)
'I want to.'

Huh?

We like you, Bernice.

And if somebody wants
to be nice to you, let 'em.

Let me even.

Sorry, guys. You can hold
the door for me anytime.

But I'll bet, it's only
because I can bomp you one.

That's it.
That's it exactically.

[instrumental music]

Ah! Welcome to Chez Dread Baron,
my dear friends.

I hope you'll find
everything to your liking.

Hey, hey this
is a bit of okay.

I'm sorry, sir.
Do you have a reservation?

Uh?

Oh, yes. Most indubitably.

(Yogi)
'The name is Bear,
party of eight.'

Tch, tch, tch!
I'm terribly sorry, sir.

I don't seem to..
Oooh!

Yes! Here we are.

Bear, Yogi, party of eight.

Right this way, sir.

Table number one.

You see what a little tip does?
We got table number one.

Yogi!

[all gasping]

[hammering]

Uh, I love it.
It looks delish.

And the ambiance.

has a certain
ambiance about it.

Feel, look even.

It looks like
a cargo hold.

Exacti-cally.

Dig in, everybody.
Enjoy the vittles.

For you, oh, captain,
my captain

I have a special treat.

A picnic basket filled
with your favorite goodies.

A picnic basket.
I can't believe my eyes.

gulp

But I certainly
can believe my tummy.

And that was
yummy, yummy, yummy!

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
for he's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ Which nobody can deny ♪

(Dread Baron)
'I deny.'

[all gasping]

'Fools, idiots, do's!'

[Dread Baron laughing]

'You're my prisoners.
All of you.'

[Dread Baron laughing]

If anybody says
I told you so

I'm really gonna get upset.

[intense music]

[Dread Baron laughing]

(Dread Baron)
'Yogi Bear and his entire
gang of nitwits'

'are my prisoners'

I did it!

Me, the Dread Baron

the dreadest Baron
of them all.

grrr

Yes, yes, Mumbly.
You helped.

Uh, a little.

[mumbling]

A lot, a lot!
You helped a lot.

[sniggering]

Enough! Now take these maps,
this secant

protractor, compass

and plot our course
for the Isle of Mula Mula.

It's very small, out of the way
and hard to find.

(Dread Baron)
'So your calculation
must be precise'

'perfect and scientifically
accurate.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

swish

whirr whirr whirr

- There..
- Right!

Whatever you do,
don't say I told you so.

(all)
We told you so.

Hey, hey, hey, gang.

I trusted him
and he fooled me.

But look at all
the trouble he went to.

Yeah. Being a villain sure
is hard work, ain't it?

(Dread Baron)
'You better believe it, cowboy.'

(both)
Ah?

That just maybe.

But being a superhero
is more fun.

Kabong!

(Quick Draw)
'Kabong-ng-ng-ng-ng!'

Ouch! Aaah!

Oh, darn!

What happened?

I broke my kabong.

But now we can plan
how to get out of here

without Dread Baron
listening in.

Anybody got any bright ideas?

[comical music]

Okay, how about a dim idea?

A flicker of a notion.

A gleam of a glimmer even.

How about something stupid?

Well..

Not that stupid.

(Dread Baron)
'It's black as pitch out there.'

'And no landing lights.'

I can't see a thing.

But if our calculations
are correct

we should be right over
Mula Mula bay.

Standby to land.

Now lay me down to sleep..

Knock it off,
you craven canine.

Night flying is my specialty.

(Dread Baron)
'30 feet, 20 feet..'

'Cut the engines.'

Ha ha ha!

Howard Hughes was
a truck driver compared to me?

thud

No! Knock it off!

Cut it out,
stop it!

Tonight we sleep.
Tomorrow we become rich.

Will you quit it.

Sounded like
a one point landing.

(Dread Baron)
'Rich! Rich!'

[instrumental music]

Oh, aaah!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Time to get up, sleepy head.

[sniggering]

Now, how about a nice dip
in Mula Mula bay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

swish

yikes!

[Mumbly grunting]

(all)
Mula Mula mala koola
Mula Mula mala koola

[mumbling]

[Mumbly mumbling]

Hmm. Missed Mula Mula Bay
by this much.

What's that stupid dog
looking at?

Whoa!

Wacko wacko wow!

Ha ha ha! It's, it's me!

I knew if I was a good boy,
I'd be rewarded.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you!

plop

swish

Oops!

swish

What's that name
you're supposed to shout

when you jump
out of a plane?

Uh, some Indian Chief.

Running nose?
No, no, no.

Falling pants.
No, no.

Oh, Geronimo!

snap

plop

- Look!
- Look, Mala Koola.

(together)
Mala Koola.

Mala Koola!

There is a family resemblance,
isn't there? Ha ha ha!

Another offering
to Mala Koola.

Mala Koola.

Another dumb vase
for Mala Koola.

(Dread Baron)
'Enough with the vases already!'

Where's the gold?
Mala Koola wants gold!

Gold, gold.

Yes, gold, gold.
This gold.

(together)
Ah, gold!

Ah! Yes, gold!

[coins crinkling]

(Dread Baron)
'I don't think you've
got the nose just right.'

Uh, but it's a start.

Okay, fill her up!

Quick, Mumbly.
More rocks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Now you're getting
the idea.

[sniggering]

[tribals chanting]

(Dread Baron)
'Now you know why I wanted
the Spruce Goose, Mumbly.'

'It's the biggest
cargo plane ever built.'

It'll hold more gold
than Fort Knox.

[Dread Baron laughing]

[intense music]

Ooh! That looks like fun!

[both laughing]

[tribals chanting]

Mula Mula mala koola.

Mula Mula mala goola.

Gulp! What am I sayin'?

[tribals chanting]

Hey, hey, hey!
We're gonna get away!

Mula Mula mala goola.

Mula Mula mala koola!

(tribals)
'Mula Mula mala koola.'

'Mula Mula mala koola.'

Huh?

Mula Mula doo waka doo.

Doo waka doo?

(Yogi)
'Do waka do waka do waka do!'

Hmmm! How strange!

I didn't know you could
speak Malagolanisian.

I don't.

But that means open the door
in any language.

See what I mean?

Mula Mula mala goola.
Hey, hey, hey!

(all)
Doo waka doo waka
doo waka doo.

Doo-sea-doo to you too,
partner.

Dosie doh?

Come on, Quick Draw,
let's go!

[instrumental music]

Wise guy!

swish

Dosie doh ba!

[jazz music]

screech

Look! A shortcut!

Follow me!

Oh-oh!
Timber!

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

Hang on, everybody.

It looks like
we're gonna be airborne.

(all)
Whoa!

swoosh

thud swoosh

thud thud thud

That was fun!

Let's go on it again.

crash

Gosh! Did I say
something wrong?

(tribals)
'Mula Mula mala koola.'

'Mula Mula mala koola.'

No question,
my profile is classic.

(Yogi)
'So is your villainy,
Dread Baron.'

Hey, hey, hey!

You!

(Dread Baron)
'And you! And you.
And you!'

You, and you
and you and you

and you, and..

You counted me already.

The game is up, Dread Baron.

You're finished!

We'll see about that.

Mala goola!

That won't do you no good.

We got you surrounded.

Oh, really?

Well, take a look and see
who's got who surrounded.

gulp

(Yogi)
'You've got a lot
of points there.'

[Dread Baron laughing]

(Dread Baron)
'You dare to trifle with
the great Mala Koola?'

[sniggering]

[tribal music]

(Dread Baron)
'Now hear this,
my loyal peasants'

These jokers have bugged me
for the last time.

Lock them up and throw away
the key!

[Dread Baron laughing]

[tribal music]

Hey!

[music continues]

thud thud thud

Oh!

Wacka, wacka,
socka with a rocka wacka.

[mumbling]

Enjoyed our stay.

All too brief but
you know business trips.

See you next time where..

thud thud

Well, he doesn't
get a tip.

We gotta think of a way
outta here, guys.

Come on! Let's put
our heads together.

boink

crash

Okay. Now what?

If brains can't do it,
how about brawn?

Brute strength.
Hard body muscle even.

Okay, back to brains.

Hey, hey! How about
brains and brawn?

thump thump thump

Wonga!

Wonga!

thump thump thud

Better, better,
wacka wacka better.

Wogle wogle.

creak screech

screech screech

[screaming]

Better, better,
wacka, watchit.

Moi! Yeah!

Naaa!

Naa!

[laughing]

tinkle tinkle tinkle

(together)
Hukoo! Hukoo! Hukoo!

tinkle tinkle tinkle

[both screaming]

[tribals chanting]

(Boo Boo)
'We did it, Yogi!'

'Now, let's stop
and get out of this thing.'

(Yogi)
'Okie dokie, Boo boo.'

There's a big hole
in the ground up ahead.

We'll stop over it
and climb out.

Instead of jail,
I should have thrown Yogi

and his nitwits
into that big hole.

[growling]

(Yogi)
'We're almost there.'

'Get ready to climb out.'

[tribals screaming]

Ha ha! Out of the frying pan
and into the pit.

[laughing]

(Yogi)
'Okay, gang. Everybody!'

[growling]

(Yogi)
'Ouch!'

[all screaming]

[all grunting]

Welcome. How nice
of you to drop in.

[sniggering]

[Earth rumbling]

Uh, Yogi, did you feel
something strange?

Yes, I did, Boo Boo.

I think it was that
sandwich I ate.

Uh, I don't think so, Yogi.

Uh-oh!

Every, what, uh.

[speaking in tribal language]

(Snagglepuss)
'The mountain's
blowing off steam.'

That ain't no mountain.

That's a volcano
and it's erupting.

Take it easy now, easy.

There's no need
to jump to conclu..

It's a volcano!
And it's erupting!

Uga Lua..

Oh, boy!

A fooga luaa!

Quick gang,
to the plane.

[intense music]

(tribals)
Mala Koola.

crash

[instrumental music]

crash

Uh-oh!

Mountain mad at mala koola

No more Mala Koola.

[Mumbly whimpering]

You sniveling
chicken hound.

[speaking in tribal language]

Wait for me,
the chicken Baron.

bak-bak-bakaw
bak-bak-bakaw!

[instrumental music]

schhwaff
schhwaff schhwaff

Telax to Guidax.

Merkin and Firkin
are about to invade

at safest place.

Small out of the way
Island named Mula mula.

Where there aren't any,
ahem, you know what.

Merkin and Firkin.

Mula Mula,
goody good good.

[mountain rumbling]

(Bernice)
'Come on, Snagg!'

Huck's right behind. me

Huck's aboard.
He's the last one.

Last but not least.

We're ready for take off.

Help! Save us! Help!

We're reformed.
Honest, we are.

- Help!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

We can't leave 'em, Bernice.

Why not?

I don't know,
we just can't.

ratat swish

Made it!

(Dread Baron)
'Mumbly, you're weighing
me down.'

[mumbling]

[creaking]

(Dread Baron)
'Yeow!'

Boo Boo, something's wrong.

I got everything turned up
full and we're not moving.

You can't take off from
a mountain top, you ninny.

You need room to taxi.

Oh, dear! We're doomed.

Standby to begin
Earth's invasion.

Earth is doomed.

Doomed,
goody good good.

[instrumental music]

crash crash

[mountain rumbling]

boom

whirr

[screaming]

[aliens screaming]

Kelax to Gogax..

[indistinct chattering]

'What you said..'

Ah, uh, hey!
We're too heavy.

Somethin's weighing us down.

We've got to lighten
the load.

Throw out
everything useless.

Okay, we start with you.

No! The seats, the tables,
the chairs, the dog.

[growling]

whirr whirr whirr

swish

It's the gold!

That's for sure.
It's gotta go.

(Snagglepuss)
'Exit, pile of gold.
stage right.'

And straight down even.

swish

- Haa!
- Hmm.

Push, dear old dad.

I'm pushin' son of mine.

Hey, Baron, catch!

No! Not the gold!

swish

[comical music]

swish

What's the name
of that Indian again?

Uh, running pants, no!

Falling nose? No. Ah!

(Dread Baron)
'Geronimo!'

Mumbly!

[sniggering]

[instrumental music]

(Boo Boo)
'Look! We're flying!'

[all cheering]

Hey, hey, hey!
We're on our way.

Back to the USA.

[airplane whirring]

[tribal music]

[sniggering]

[music continues]

slurp slurp slurp

[Dread Baron mumbling]

Here we are, hey, hey, hey!
In the USA.

Not only that, Yogi.

We're back in Long Beach,
California! Look!

(Yogi)
'Right you are, Boo.
There's the Queen Mary.'

'And there's the Dome Home
of the Spruce Goose.'

But how are we gonna land
and get back in there?

Do you know
how we got out first?

(Boo Boo)
'No!'

Well, we're gonna do
the same thing.

Hey! The same thing exactly.

[instrumental music]

(Yogi)
'Hey, hey, hey!
What did I say?'

[music continues]

Hey! What the..

Visitors aren't supposed
to sleep here.

(man #1)
'Up and out!'

[snoring]

I got the message.

I don't understand it
but I sure got it.

[instrumental music]

Yogi's Holiday Jollyday Tour.
All present and accounted for?

(all)
Yay!

Then it's hey, hey, hey,
we're on our way.

(Bernice)
'Hold it, you bozos.'

Bernice!

Mom, these are the guys who
looked out for me last night.

'What a scruffy bunch.'

(Bernice)
You think they're scruffy now.

You should have seen
them on Moolah Moolah

when the volcano blew up.

Really, Bernice, your stories..

Be seein' ya.

(all)
Bye, Bernice.

(man on radio)
'We interrupt our music program'

'to bring you
this special news bulletin.'

'Animals from the South Pole
and as far away'

'as the Zelman Sea have
been mysteriously rescued'

'from certain disaster.'

'Hundreds of Antarctic animals
safely reached the open sea.'

'And illegally captured
jungle animals'

'strangely reappeared
back in their native homeland.'

'How these near miracles
happened, no one really knows.'

Well, we do.

Don't we, boys and bears,
and Bernice.

Let's hear it
for the sprucie goosie.

Hey, hey, hey!

(together)
Hey, hey, hey!

♪ Hop on the Holiday Jollyday
Tour Bus ♪

♪ Go where the
wild giggles grow ♪

♪ Where snickers are bloomin'
and belly laugh boomin' ♪

♪ And have lots of fun
let go even ♪

♪ Honk honk honk
here comes the bus ♪

♪ Chug chug hop hop wheeze ♪

♪ It won't run gas
It runs on laughs ♪

♪ Sing another
verse now please ♪

♪ Hop on the
Holiday Jollyday Tour Bus ♪

♪ Go where the
wild wild giggles grow ♪

♪ Where snickers are bloomin'
and belly laugh boomin' ♪

♪ And have lots of fun
as you go ♪

♪ Hop on the
Holiday Jollyday Tour Bus ♪

♪ Jump on the
Holiday Jollyday Tour Bus ♪

♪ And have a good time ♪
♪ And have a good time ♪

♪ As you go ♪
♪ As you go ♪