Xin qing guó qingchéng (2005) - full transcript
Come on hurry up
I can hardly move
Can't really move
My lady we cannot stop
The gang is still after us
We need to get to
Xian to be safe
My lady you must hold on to it
You think I don't want to move on
I just can't move any more
Tired and hungry
I just can't move
I can't really move
My love please
don't put your burden on me
I'm not any better than you
I'm hungry, thirsty and tired
What should we do?
Hurry
Hurry up
Still want to go
What are you doing here
What should we do
Kwok what should we do
Move away move away
My lord what should we do
Take a sword
General Kwok
General Kwok help me
Are you going to be rebellious
Get down on your knees
when you see the Emperor
Yes
Asshole Emperor
Where can you go now
Ha it's seem that
we've got everyone here
Besides the asshole emperor,
we also have Lady Yeung
And her brother Yeung Kwok-chung
What's more, Kwok Chi-yee
Chop off their heads
And give their heads to General On
Must yields a good reward
Gonna be rich this time
Hahaha
Protect the Emperor
My lord I'm General Kwok
You go
I can put things under control for a while
Ng you go first
Ng you cover them
Yes
General do you have any commands
Are you deaf? Can't you hear
you need to cover the Emperor
I stay here
Yes
Hurry go now
I am here
Come forward if you have gust
Sister
I told you before
Not to eat so much
And keep in a good shape.
Look at you now
You can't even move. Our family
I really can't
This is the end of our family
You wait for me
It's all your fault
Sister catch up
I cannot move
Don't go
We're almost there sister
Emperor Asshole where can you go
I told you not to
Oh this is not for me
They came for you
Need to stay cool in situation like this
You let me go now
And I will reward you later
Thank you my lord
Are you out of your mind
You are in a life-threatening situation.
Don't think of yourself as the king
That's right
What's wrong
Tell General On
My love it's should be your turn
It's your turn
Me
Yes you are good at it
Your best talent
They are really big
Great tits
Go for it
Two big brothers
You kill me now
But I am the beauty queen
You let me go
I want you now
Come over
My nose is bleeding
Mine also
Go for it
I can't hold it
It's not your turn
What
What do you want
What? What? What?
You want to fight
Come on
Yeah fight
No need to fight
Okay
What are you doing
Come to me together
Sister sacrifice yourself for us
It's okay to do together
Go
Smooth as silk
I love it
No wonder the Emperor is so obsessed
Can even give up his kingdom
My lord stay cool
It's no big deal
Just a couple times
She will wash it away
Bullshit
What are you talking about
What are we waiting for
I want it right away
I go first
Let's see
My lord
Are you all alright
I really feel sorry for you
What are you doing
I'm having a good time
My lord we can't stay here for long
What if General On and
his people arrive here
We need to hurry up
We are in a rush come on
I can't move
I really can't
You go get something for me to eat
Sister
All the food that I brought
was eaten up by you
Naughty Place
My lord
I think there must be some people
living in this Naughty Place
Why don't we go inside and
get something to eat
And somewhere to rest
That's right
We've been traveling for days
It's time to take a break
Even if General On did not kill me
I would be exhausted to die
What are you people
Why are you coming to our place
This is the Emperor in front of you
Get down on your knee; How dare you
The Emperor
I can only see a yellow chicken
Ridiculous
How dare you to be rude to the king
Oh no
This old fellow looks familiar
What old fellow
This is the prestigious
Ever winning General Kwok Chi-yee
Never heard of
Old Kwok
It's you
Can you recognize me? It's An
I can't believe it
An?
Long time no see
Wait
Who are you
You really don't recognize me
I have treated your illness
I did your acupuncture points
Oh An
Wah-on-an
Oh it's you
Little fellow
Come over
Let me introduce my friends to you
Good idea
Come on An
The boss whom I always mention
Is this Mr. Lee
Mr. Lee
How dare you
I'm sorry my lord
An
Please meet the Emperor
Lee Long-kee
Lee Lung-chi
No it's Lee Long-kee
My lord
Rubbish
What's more
This is his woman
No
It's Lady Leung
He looks evil; not your business
My lord
What are they talking about
How do I know
This is the brother of the queen
The lady's brother
Yeung Kwok-chung
Yeung Kwok- chung
He is so fed up with himself
His sister is the queen
Oh I see
General Kwok
Yes
When did you know these villagers
Are they in On Luk-shan's party
My lord
You are mistaken
When I was in a battle fighting
against the invaders
I fell off from the horse back
An's old man saved my life
Or else I would not have the opportunity
To serve you now
I nearly forget to introduce myself
Don't get shocked
I am
The nineteenth generation of Dr Wah,
Wah-on
My entire family practice medication
Wah-on greets my lord
And the queen
And the evil
No
The lady's brother
I can't believe it
In this little place
There is a splendid person
My lord
My tummy feels hungry again
Can you ask them to make some food for me
You mention this
I feel hungry also
Wah-On
Get us something to eat
My lord
Why have you fallen into situation like this
The story goes like this
The reason why I have fallen into t
his mystery stage
Is only because
I need to safe place to hide
And wait for the rescuers
To fight against On Luk-shan
Don't worry my lord
This place is small
But
It's remote
No strangers would come here
Therefore your current location
Will not be known
Don't worry about it
That's right
A young man like On
Will never tell others about it
Wah-on
What is the matter with you my lord
We need food
Everyone is starving
Why don't you greet me?
My lord
My lord
I need to eat
We haven't had food for a long time
I thought you have just eaten
Why are you hungry again
When did I eat
I didn't't mean food
I mean
I want that
My goodness
I know I mean my little baby
It's as small as a peanut
You can only have peanut
I don't want peanut
Others get stuffed
And I don't even get enough food
No way
I want it
Massage
Give me a good massage
My love I haven't had a good sleep
for a few days
Let's do it tomorrow
No way
I need it tonight
Alright
Massage
This is good
The lady's brother
This is bad for the king
He didn't't had good sleep these days
And it's terrible down there
He want that now
What should I do in the future
How dare you
Talk behind the king
This is the fact
This is what I mean
The lady inside
Is my sister
She is a woman
She needs to eat
You are right
Don't say that much
Let's see what they are doing inside
My lord
Over here
Here
Higher and harder
It feels so good
Higher and higher
It's coming
Open the door now
Brother you are back
Yes
What are you doing
I was changing
Again
Brother I heard the king is in our town
Is that true
You also know that
You don't even have a real pearl
The king brought Lady Yeung with him
The evil
Guess who else I saw
Who is it
It's Uncle Kwok
He is here
Yes
But they are in big trouble
They are hiding up in our village
I arrange them to live here
How does the king look like
He's really cool
Respectable
Polite
Fat and with funny beard
Really cool
Really
Yep
I want to see him
This is a golden chance
Of course
But
I think this time the king
Is not doing alright
How so
According to the nineteenth
generation of the Wah family
Wah-on anticipates
The nose of the king
Reflects trouble of the king
You mean
I don't know
Something wrong with him
He is not doing good in bedroom
What should we do
I have to see him tomorrow
You see
It's in chaos outside
You need to cross dress
Or else you probably would get raped
What about my breasts
Need to tie them up
Alright
Brother let's go
Tie them up
I know
Tighter
Why this happens
You go first I need to use the toilet
Don't come over here
Don't
What did you find
Nothing
Just a female corpse
It looks like
She's been raped
This horrible killer
Is cruel
An animal
To protect the women in this village
Kwok
Yes
You need to fetch the killer
He cannot do away with this
My lord
I need to protect you
I am safe here
The villagers are protecting us
We need to protect them
As the king
Kwok
This not too difficult mission
Is over to you now
Yes sir
I take the mission
Wow you are cool
But
Why does this kind of case
Happen in our town
We need to find out what happened
Yes
The murderer is so cruel
He must be a psyche
Yep a psyche
On, you fetch twelve strong guys
And wait for me in the village
Yes sir
Right
Take care of yourself
Kwok
Yes
I take a walk outside
And observe the life here
will be back later
You go alone
That's not alright
Didn't't you here what On said
The murderer
Likes women and backyard
I take a quick walk to the police station
Do be careful
My lord
Yummy
Eat more
How come there is only one duck here
Give me two more ducks
You still want more
Immediately
Get more ducks over here
Brother
We don't have any more ducks
There is only one in the whole village
We need to come up with a solution
She said she wanted to have more ducks
Be quick
My lady
Please be patient
I have already ordered someone
to go to the town
To buy you five cages of ducks
Five cages
You do it yourself
Act quickly
What else do you have here
Don't know why
I have a very good appetite here
Lady you look much better
without an empty stomach
Bright and radiant
I think this Naughty Place
Is perfect for you
Right this morning where
did you and the king
Went
My lady
There was a murderer came
to this place yesterday
He raped a girl
And killed her
That's terrible
A Murderer
How does he look like
As the nineteenth generation of Wah family
I think this murderer
Has a strong urge in sex
Whenever he sees girls appealing to him
He has to do it
If
I happen to run into this guy
That would be wonderful
Mind your own business
Eat you duck
General Kwok
This murderer
Is so amazing
Have you got any clues as yet
Not yet
But don't you worry
I have already
Organize a security team
To ensure the safety in this place
He cannot flee away
He won't succeed
Right
Of course
The future of the female villagers
Lies in your hand
If you have any plans to capture
This murder
Do let me know
I have time
Although I am not strong
Put it in this way
I am resourceful
Do let me know
What is the matter with you
You don't feel well
I didn't't have a good sleep last night
Bad dreams
I need to rest now
Excuse me
I go first
If you go for the murderer tonight
Do let me now
I will
Excuse me
My lady
I don't want to bother you now
Go that way
Go
My god
The five cages of ducks are forgotten
Be quick
Go
What
Please gather twelve strong guys
And get General Kwok
Good now
On
Let's see
Lady Yeung has swallowed
thirty bowls of rice
If this continue
She would finish everything on the town
Never say that again
Now the king is hiding
in this Naughty Place
We have the obligation to entertain him
And serve the Royal family
It's a blessing that one can
have a big feast
This is also a blessing to our place
Only to think in this way
don't take to long
Got you
Be quick
I have ordered Au
To fetch some strong guys
I hope you can catch the murderer soon
I tell you
Some ten years ago
I was well enough
To handle this murderer
However I am not that strong now
I cannot even take a long walk
I feel bad about it
From this wounds of the corpse
I can tell that this murderer
must be very strong
Even if I am helped by everyone
in this village
I guess
You think I don't know
Since I've been practicing
for nineteen years
I can tell that you are old but
you are still very strong
As long as you have the confidence,
nothing is difficult to you
The murderer
Is nothing
You can do it
Have you got the confidence
Sure
Gone
Nobody's here
I heard noises
Fa, why do you stop
Lin you go first
Alright
In the jungle
On the moss
My lord
May I greet the lord
As I know
You are also passionate to poetry
In this beautiful landscape
Is a perfect time for poetry
Even if I can come up with a perfect poem
Without you
It would also be meaningless
Right what is your name again
I'm called Wah See-ming
Wah See-ming
There is only one Wah family
What is your relationship with Dr Wah
He is my brother
No wonder
Nothing similar between us
His mother died early.
I'm born by step mother
No wonder when I was doing poetry
You showed appreciation
Children from step mothers
Are smarter
I agree with you
When I was six
I knew poetry very well
Oh
Why don't we do poetry now
Let's go that way
It's beautiful out here
What a perfect place for poetry
Well let's start
No one found on this mountain
Birds sing with rhythm
What kind of birds
No one found on the mountain
Man sing with rhythm
On this mountain
There are such kind of birds?
Let's check it out
What are you looking at
Go away
You want to fight
He's not after us
My lord
Don't get mad
How would I get mad
In public places
Doing such things
They just can't help it
Making out
In such a beautiful place
Feels completely different
Cool
My lord
You
Did you ever try that?
Of course not
My lady is lazy
Only that we are escaping this time
She doesn't't even like to walk
How would she go outing with me
What does she know
Eat only
And then sleep
My lord
You are the prestigious
You can choose whoever you want
How could you choose her as the queen
I have to
She was not that bad
Beautiful and knowledgeable
And also understanding
But her brother
Has bribed everyone
And also changed my wife
Back then
When I was choosing the queen
There were tens to choose from
And after all
I have chosen the worst
You know
Everyone in the palace
Has opinion on her
Why the queen
Can eat so much
And never get stuffed
This is the point
You know
People working in the kitchen
have the strongest opinion
The chefs
Could have half day rest
But now they have only an hour
The lady used to eat little
Only a few bites of rice
But now
More than thirty bowls of rice
It's my fault
It's really my fault
How come my lord
You must have been fooling around
And neglected her
She feels lonely
And turn her appetite to eating
No No
You are wrong again
I wish I could fool around
Only with this lady
I can't do it
My lord
How could this happen
I'm getting more and more gloomy
How come I don't have the energy
My good brother
Let me tell you a secret
This is highly confidential
You can never tell anybody else
Or else you entire family would get involved
Oh
My lord
Is it that important
You can choose not to hear it
But you must believe it
Actually
I don't know where to start
This is embarrassing
My lord
What is the matter with you
Just say it
I'm curious
You tell me
If I tell you
Don't you laugh at me
Say it
I won't make fun of you
In this Naughty Place
I am the best at this
Then
I tell you now
Have you ever seen a peanut
Not only have I seen a peanut
I have also eaten it
I used it to make peanut oil
Oh peanut oil
You know what
I have one here
Oh my lord
You brought along peanut
Don't say it
My
My little fellow is a peanut
My lord please don't feel bad about it
Don't be upset
Actually
I worry about this
Although I have plenty good doctor
How can I ask them about his
This is humiliating
I cannot believe
I cannot use it
My lord please don't get upset
My family has a powerful prescription
That can help it
My good fellow
My future
Relies on you
Let go
Don't go
How can I let him go again
This is bad
Let him go
You thought it's easy
To have such a customer
That's right
There are two guys over there
Cover up
Quiet
Don't let them discover us
We get them
Don't go away
Come on in
This is horrible
How come there are monsters in daytime
My lord
They are not monsters
They are the notorious
Nasty four sisters from the Lee family
They are unbelievably ugly
But also incredibly lusty
They have also design
A trap for men
It is
A very tricky
Elixir of sex
Called "nothing left"
What is "nothing left"
"Nothing left"
Is something when men eat
They would copulate continuous
Until there is "nothing left"
Men had this elixir of sex
Would no longer be able to have sex again
Forever impotent
In severe cases, they would die
It's fatal?
There are such ghastly women
Too horrible
From now on
Whenever you pass through
the Lee's front door
Be quick
Don't let them spot you out
Or else
They would all be together
Drag you inside
You are getting more horrifying
Whenever I pass through here
Speak no more
It looks like they are coming hurry up
Attention
Everybody is here
Yes
Now let's have General Kwok to give command
Please
Sir
Everyone
As I estimate
The murderer will continue his killing
This Naughty Place has
Three exits
Right
Nau
Yes sir
Yes sir
Put four guards in every exit
You got it
Got it yes sir
As for you
Yes sir
I need ten strong guys
We would expect him in the main street
I believe
This murderer
Kidnaps the victim in town
And brings her to the countryside to rape her
Then he brings her back in town
Do you all understand
Yes sir
Very good and what else
Nothing sir
Sir
I'm sorry my lord
General Kwok
Yes
Is that case
Getting any progress
My lord
Not much progress
But I believe the murderer
Will appear in the main street
Therefore I put all my man
There
To catch him
The arrangement is nice
My lord
As my experience tells me
I think
This murderer would do it again
He can't help it
If he appears
I would not let him go with all what he's done
Great
You all are doing a good job
This case
Will be your responsibility
I hope you can
Solve the case as soon as possible
This place would become peaceful again
Forever
Yes
You
Yes
Did you see my lady
The lady
Isn't she bathing inside
I go fetch her
Oh great
Is she really inside
How do I know
You don't know
My love
Yes
How come you are eating again
If you go on like this
You would be like an elephant
My lord
This is all because of you
My love
This is because of me
Of course
Your brother
Is just a small thing
I don't get the joy on our bed
I can only turn my sexual desires to appetite
So I keep eating
I make it up to you
I give you massage
It's really tiring
That's only a small favor
My desire is still there
It's becoming stronger
If you can satisfy me
Or else
I will eat here
I am useless
I left to my own resort
Sister
What are you doing with all these books
Brother
I remember you said
Our family specialize surgical skills
Beside the ordinary operations
We can still make use of the skills
To enlarge penis
It's called
Penis Enlargement Operation
Yes
This operation
Gives fame to our family
And it's a really difficult task
But it's like magic
The operation can transform a tiny penis
Into the size of a horse's penis
With endurance
It sounds great
Will you do it
Sure
I'm best at
This operation
I have also written a thesis on it
Right
As a girl
Why are you interested in this surgery
I belongs to this family
So I want to learn
What's more
This is the highest level of
our family's knowledge
Brother
Can you teach me
I also want to teach you
But this operation requires skills
Any mistake can
Make the penis expand too much
And the person would die as a result
This operation must be done
Precisely
My left hand is not feeling alright
I don't think it's
appropriate to teach you
I haven't carried out
operation for a while
Stop
As my experience tells me
This is the best place for
us to put our men in
You two
Watch over the left side
And you two
Watch over the right side
Do you understand
Yes
Why don't you go immediately
Sigh
General Kwok
I think watching over here
Is of no use
Instead of waiting passively
Why don't we go that way
I ask you
It is me who order
Or you
Do you read
I....
Are you illiterate
I am now the inspector
Not the General
I'm sorry Inspector
That's right
Do you have any arrangement for me
Arrangement.... Go home and rest
All right?
Yes
Then I go home and rest
What are you up to
You old man why is it your business
Who is it
General Kwok are you okay
I'm alright. It's no big deal
He's gone
Kwok
Don't you worry
It's just a minor injury
As long as
You apply this medicine on the wound
And take the medication
In three days
You will soon recover
This is not a big deal
On thank you so much
I'm old and useless
Got hurt like this
This is ridiculous
Don't say anything like that
Rest sufficiently
I ask Fa to help you apply the medicine
And I make the medication for you
Rest first
Alright. Thanks
Right
Don't worry. I will take care of this
General Kwok, let me help you with this
Do I hurt you
It's okay
I'm old
Really old
And useless
When I was young
That murderer was no enemy to me
How could he hurt me
You just need to face the reality
What is the meaning
Of my existence
Mr. Kwok
You are not old
Look at you muscles
They are much better than that of young men
This is merely an accident
Next time when you see him
That murderer
World be caught by you
Let's hope so
Don't stop
Keep rubbing. It's so comfortable
It's my honor to have known you
You are much better than my woman
I like you a lot
My lord do you mean what you say
This
Can be proved by what I do
Who is it
It's me
Brother
What is it
I need your help
You come out first
Okay you go first
Right away
Brother you need to go and see a patient
It's Mr. Kwok
He was hurt by that murderer
Now
Get the medication for him
You help me
What? With his kung fu
How come he would get hurt
The murderer must be very outstanding
Therefore I must say that
Whenever you go out
You must cross dress
Look like a real man
If you got caught by him
I would lose my face
Brother Wah
Brother Wah
It's terrible
What
General Kwok is drinking outside
Got drunk
Hitting people
You
Must be drunk
Why
I'm not drunk
There's no wine
Wine, wine
Wine
Any wine for me
Wine
You are drunk
Wanna drink General Kwok
You wanna drink
Who are you
I want wine
I have wine in my place. Come over
You have wine in your place?
Yes
Don't lie to me
Yes let's go
Where
Get the wine here
This old man is useless
Got drunk over a couple of drink
He's still in good shape
I'm pissed
That's been enough for us
I can't believe we got this prey so easily
And it's not bad
We can have it as long as we wish
Don't say more
Let's have him now
Great
Still in good shape
How is it down there
Don't say more
He likes to drink
We give him more
Give him all
Great bring the wine
Stop
Fly away
Don't move
Go now and talk later
Stand there you all
Freeze till I leave
Or else I kill you all
Congratulations
What
You escaped from that four sisters
It was awfully dangerous
If I came late
And you fell into their trap
You would be dead
Nobody could save you
On
I have lost my face this time
Not only did I fool around
But also I got humiliated
Thank god that you have saved me
If not
I don't know how to face
others in the future
It's okay
Right
Normally you would be crazy
like when you got drunk
But you weren't't just then
Right
How do you know that
I know I have this problem
Therefore I don't drink
Unless I feel down
And got drunk
What do you think
It's no big deal
Wine helps your blood circulation
Every coin has two size
If you can make use of it probably
It would be very good for you
And it keeps you fit
Keep me fit?
What do I do when I got drunk
That's easy
You just need to do more physical exercise
To help you get rid of the alcohol
It makes you strong
Yes
I would do what you've just told me
I won't get humiliated again
Of course
Everything is past
It's getting late
I need to go
Okay
You need to rest
Don't think too much
Goodbye
Don't think too much
What
It's raining
Get un umbrella
I need woman
The evil man?
My lord what is the matter
Why do you feel upset
Is this about the rebellion
This is part of it
Things don't always get what you want
I as the king of this land
Rich
And knowledge
The greatest man among all
But my penis
Is just like a peanut
I can never be the real man
My brother
Can you understand this
My lord
As I was born in the Wah family
And with nineteenth years of experience
I do have some formula to help you
If you trust me
It's worthy trying
Brother
My future relies on you
My lord
You grabbing me like this
Makes me heart beats
Why don't we go home first
Go home
Why
You are weird
Are you gay?
Gay?
I'm just teasing you
What is it
This is in our family
The most powerful medication
Our ancestor have got the patent
It can help my penis
Yes
Do you believe in science
Science
This is
As simple as
Like an egg
If it receives heats from the hen
It would turn into a chick
And then later become a chicken
I would put your penis on the medication
And let it grow
It will expand gradually
It only needs to take forty nine days
To complete
You have such and miraculous medication
Put it on me immediately
My lord
There's no need to rush
Fong
Fong
Here
Only that much
My lady you are not full yet
I'm only half full
I ask them to cook more for you
Yes please do
Two more chicken
Your chickens are soft and juicy
They boost my appetite
Let me arrange it for you right away
Be quick
My lady.......my lord
You are eating
Where have you been today
I took a walk around here
This tiny little place
Is so interesting
My only regret is
There are no rides here
Or any electronic games
What's the matter with you
My lord
Nature is calling me
You take your time
My lord
Why are you in such hurry
Come out
Who is it?
Is me
Kwok
What is it
There is something we need to ask the king
He is busy at the moment
Is the king
I feel so good
My I inform the lord
That we have gathered information
And there is nothing about our enemy
That's good
I have sent out many secret
agents to gather the news
Where is the king
General Kwok you are the smartest
Thanks my lord
Learn from him
General Kwok
When you are investigating
Don't reveal our true identity
Or else we would all get killed
Of course
Am I involved
Is that you
There is nothing concerns you now
Go out
Isn't't it delicious
Yes
It must be Fong who got these for me
It's her
Let's share the food with them
I bring them the food
This is the virtue of sharing
May I take my leave
Thanks
My lord
This is great
Eat more
You try this
Sour and sweet
It's good
Eat more
Tasty?
My lord eat more if you like
That's not enough
Bring more over here
How
That's all in your room
In my room
In your room
On the table
Right
My lord
The king has a problem
Always like crazy
Eat first
A
E
It's A not E
E
Please cooperate
You think you are playing
Please follow the doctor's instruction
How can I treat you my lord
Oh I get it
That proves the medication really works
Don't know if the king is
having any improvement
This is your medication
Makes me suffer like this
Just a small problem
Can be cured easily
Not a problem
Doctor
You come from a physician family
You really need to help me
Let me be a real man
I try my best
You take off his pants
Me?
Yes you are a nurse
Mr. Lee
Don't be embarrassed
This is a hospital
Shaving
Right
Do it now
Be quick
Take it off
Please do me a favor
What are you doing there
Useless
Where
Hello
Messy
Here
My lord
Our family
Also study signs
Particular the sings showing on the face
My lord
You are in charge of the whole country
Your entire body is connected
with the whole country
You have a full forehead
Sharp eyes
Strong muscles
But
But what? Say it
I say it directly
This is the fourteen years of our country
The country is blooming
However your small penis
Drags the country down
And there is a rebellion
You are hiding up
Bad luck and bad luck
You suck
This is to say
As long as I have my penis enlarged
The situation could change
To fight back the enemy
And rebuild my country
You are so smart
Sorry
You got to have me
This is not only for my own sake
But also for the entire country
As this is so important
I must help you out however
However what
Brother you really need to do it
Not that I am not willing to
help but my figures
How can I help
Let me be honest with you
It is blocked there
As of it has never grown up
Still it's like a baby
Not everyone can cure this
This time you have me
Is your lucky day
Let me use the best of my family
To treat you
It will be more powerful than that of a lion
Great
Dr. Wah
Please do it right away
It's not that easy.
This operation requires much skills
I must be tested time and time again
But
My hand is trembling
How can I do it
Brother I have an idea
Why not I do the operation
And you guide me through
Don't even think about it
It's not that easy
You are not qualified
The king's dick is so small
If anything goes wrong
It would be total lost
It's very complicated
The place is so tiny
How much do you know about the surgery
How could you carry out the operation
Dr. Wah that suggests impossibility
Let me think
Let's see what Dr. Lee thinks
Who is he?
Who is Dr. Lee?
It's your uncle
The one who took care of
you when you were young
Who is Dr. Lee
Who is it?
So strange
Turn around
No way
If you don't
I would call cop
No way
I don't think you're with
good intention
Turn around
I'm me
Don't make trouble
Put it down. Who are you?
General Kwok
We know each other very well
How could you not recognize me
It's Yeung
I don't care
Yeung?
No way
Why you put a sausage here
It's not sausage. It's my lips
How could your lips look like that
It's true
I have no idea
When I'm like this when I woke up
Me and my sister
Are both like this
She is like this too
What should we do now
I don't know you ask her
She wouldn't't come out
It would be disastrous when
the King sees this
Understandable
Don't know why
Doesn't't matter
Can be fixed with one prescription
I remember once
I head was swelling like a pig
Is that true
Of course
Is this the problem after alcohol
What problem
Is real
Please trust me
Please
Is that really true
Sure
Get her over here now
Wait for me
I'm going now
Pathetic
My god
Don't be seen by others
Let's go
This is amazing
The muscle is great
I really like it
This is much better than that of Tak
This is my ideal hero
This is fabulous
I really like it
General Kwok
What do you want
You want to hit me to death
My body is better now
On
On
Let say
These days you train my body
And get ride of my craziness
It seems that lately
I'm strong enough to kill a lion
Of course
I wouldn't't give you bad stuff
Training your body is great
That's right
I've got something for you
What is it
It's expensive
I'm a decent man
You won't want to bride me
No way
This is the good stuff from my family
To strengthen your penis
With ninety medication
From the east and west
Vitamin A B C and E
And detox ingredients
All the good stuff in there
Only if you have taken this
Can you be strong enough to
fight that murderer
As you mention
We haven't heard anything
from the murderer for ages
I wonder
If he's scared of me
Of course not
It's not the right time
I've studied
The four victims
When they were murdered
All were stormy days
I heard that in stormy days
the murder would
Be insane and slaughter
Therefore
I think there's someone
highly suspicious
No way
You know that guy
Not surprising
Don't be afraid
I won't
The evil uncle
Oh
No way
What
One day
Suddenly thundering
I saw the evil uncle going crazy saying
I love women I love women
It got to be him
He's weak
I have fought with the murderer
He's strong
Doesn't't like him
There's something you don't know
Supported by literature and
empirical research
This is the disease triggered by
thunderstorm
Named Inhumane
Besides killing
And
Would increase physical strength
Strong enough to kill several bulls
On
If I knew it's him
We don't need so much work
He has a backstage
The king is with him
So what
Same penalty for everyone
But he's in an important position
We will have our way to get him
Amazing
You know a lot
No need to say
Hey
Let's see how we could get him
Right
You're sick
Let go
Why don't you leave
Fong
Fong
Are you alright
Wake up
Really it's you
I won't let you get away from this
Admit your fault
What
Torture?
You are the king
Relax
From the medication point of view
The more you calm down the more
successful the operation would be
Know that?
Mr. Lee let's get started
The tools
They are over there
Get those
I'm operating not you
The tools
I'm the chief and you are the assistant
Relax
Who is the chief
You are
Actually
This is made of bamboo
It may look scary
But actually it's not
Tranquilizer
Yes
What is it
From the medication point of view
After we have taken the tranquilizer
You would not feel the pain
Isn't it
Yes my lord
Take this first
You've made a mistake
The tranquilizer is not to be
taken but swallowed
How
Must be accompanied by our family's
Highest state of tranquilization
Which is called the All Swallowed
Don't you move
Brother
Why are you standing there
Come and help me
Finished
Relax
Brother
Why doesn't he pass out
Hang on
Need to wait for five second
Five
Four
Three
Two
Brother he has passed out
Of course
This drug is very powerful
To him
As I said there's no need to worry
Are you ready
Operation begins
Load it
Alright
Hold it
This is supposed to be picking your ears
It's versatile
Everything is versatile
Come on
Let's go
You're a doctor
Take off that cloth
Okay
Put that it
You will see some creamy liquid
Let it alone
It's some dirty stuff
Put that it further
Be careful blood vessel
The purple one
Is the nerve
Let that alone
Go in further
The green one
Is blood
But it's been there for a long time
Leave that
Go in further
You shot at me
Further
This is it
Take it out
More
Right
Right it's here
Yes
Um
Can you smell something bad
It's blocked for a long time so it stinks
Get all the dirt out
Clean it up
Yes
Pull that's right
This one
It's big
You are the real king
This is very successful
This would be recorded
I must write a thesis about it
This is a medical breakthrough
How should I name this
The king's golden rock
Brother
Why is he still unconscious
Six second to wake up
It's already three second
Three more second
Three two one
Wake up
Why is smoke coming from his mouth
This is the dirty thing inside
After the dirty thing is cleared
This is a normal consequence
It's normal
Remember
Look
As large as that of a horse
This means the operation is su
I can't take it
What's wrong with him
Don't worry
This is a normal reaction
He's back to youth
His blood circulation is activited
He's a bit confused
I want woman
Woman
He's looking for woman
There's no woman here
You are a woman
Yes
Save his
Or else he may die
For the people in this country
And for the peace in this country
I will go for it
Got for it
Sister
What are you doing
You are a guy
I don't like guy
I don't like guy
Actually
Are you a guy or a gal
My lord
Check it out
Great tits
It's long
It feels so good
The king has changed
He likes that bitch
Sister
All guys are naughty
Sit down
What shall I do
Come over for a cup of tea if you have time
Have you got used to here
The tea is quite rough
But this place is nice
Uncle
You don't look good
My experience tells
Your body is not balanced
You can tell that
Dr. Wah
You know
In the long night
I'm young and strong
Always thinking of a woman
To pleasure me
Yes
This is the nature of guys
You're well educated
You wouldn't like ordinary country girl
You know everything
You are amazing
Of course
I'm a radiologist
This is no big deal
Do you know
There're plenty good girls in
this Naughty Place
Right
They are right for you
Really?
Yes
You know them
About sixteen to seventeen years old
Of course I know them
In this Naughty Place
A rural area
This kind of thing cannnot go public
They are not stunning
But they are cool
Fresh
And tasty
Are you interested
Please come in
Please be seated
Make yourself comfortable
How do you think
Not bad
They're okay
Just okay
You're just boasting
How come
This is a private room
In grand style
Fine food and fine wine
What else do you want
Don't be hurry
The best is not yet to come
Really
Trust you one more time
Alright drink it
I told you
There are four beauty queens here
They are young
The overaged would be eliminated
Fresh and tasty
You will like them
They are really freah
And tasty
Of course
Get them here
No need to rush
One more drink
Good
They need to dress
Not yet ready
For you to do
That's right
Elegent
And a bit complex
Good
Come on
Can't hold it
This is the right time
Gentleman
Nice to meet you
What school are you come from
Your dance is just spledid
They know nothing
The School of Western Roaster Dance
Really
Yes
Great
Orchid and Bamboo
This is the
Sweetheart
Uncle Yeung
Uncle Yeung
Pleasure
Pleaure him tonight
The good servants will be awarded
This award includes
A mansion
A sport car
And a tits shaper
Batteries not included
Applause
If the service is good
You will get something extra
Something extra
Extra
I leave first
The four beauty queens
Please enjoy yourself
Enjoy
See you
For so much time I spent
I can finally leave
Please be seated
Please
Be seated
I give you massage
Good
Yes
Uncle Yeung
This is not good
Please taste our wine
Nice
Nothing left
Nothing left
What is it
The wine is so good
That you don't want to leave any
I need to try that
Come on
Yes
Nice
A perfect wine
It's cool
Drink it
I feel so good
Hey baby
Baby wow ghost
Don't be afraid
I'm Mui am I pretty
I'm Bamboo
Are you alright
Don't be afraid
Are you alright
Get him on the bed
Help
Help me
Dr. Wah
Help
Don't
Don't
I will remember you
And you make you nothing left
Wah on
Nothing left
Nothing left
Nothing left
The evil uncle
Die in a joyful want
I have eliminated the evil
uncle for the country
I will tell the king
That you died of a hidden disease
Who would doubt the report
Ha
More wood to make the fire
I have added the wood
More
More fire
Add some more
More
Add some more
It's too slow
It's boiling
The fire is burning
Wasted my time
Now it's almost there
It's alright now
I feel so good
So hot
So hot
Good
More fire
More
Add some more
Added a lot
The fire is burning
So hot
Too hot
Good
Too hot
Too hot
Very hot
Very hot
Very hot
Is the heat right
You want more heat
My lady
Lady
My lady
It's hot
Too hot
This is not good
I have cooked the lady
Dr. Wah
Please save my love
She's cooked
I know
We are skillful
Please save my love
Alright
Don't worry
I will do my best
Ouch
Oh no
It's only medium cooked
Still have chance
My lord
May I inform you
That General Ho has lead the army here
Please command
It's my time now
The army is here
I will get my turn
May I inform you
The army is on your side
Since On Luk-shan got in Cheung on
The king disappeared
I've took a look time to search you
I know you are all for the country
The army
Will pick me up in what time
And fight towards Cheung on
General Ho
What do you want to say
What are you hiding
In this critical situation
Please be straight
May I inform you
I was stupid
The general public has the same opinion
The rebellion is triggered
By the evil uncle
And the lady
Therefore we all urge to
Put the evil uncle
And the lady to death
To punish them
Or else
The troope will stay
I wish the lady was here
Close your eyes first
I count three
And open your eyes
I primose you will see
something surprising
Close your eyes first
Close
One
Two
Three
My lord
Is she alive
My lord
I'm your love
Lady Yeung
My love
I'm your lady
Whether I'm alive or dead
I'm your love
I'm not dead
I'm alive
Ask her
Tell me
What is it
My lord
She is alive
She's not dead
As everyone wants the lady to die
I had a discussion with my brother
That
The lady faked dead by using drug
To deceive others
Dr. Wah saved my life
He gave me detoxification
To get ride of the impurities in my body
My skin
Is more radiant
My lord
Please look at me
Do I
Look better than before
Fa
No wonder you said I would see
something surprising
Really surprising
Come over
Let me touch you
My love
So smooth
My love come over
Fa come over
What do you look like
We are the sexy naughty three
My lord
I can hardly move
Can't really move
My lady we cannot stop
The gang is still after us
We need to get to
Xian to be safe
My lady you must hold on to it
You think I don't want to move on
I just can't move any more
Tired and hungry
I just can't move
I can't really move
My love please
don't put your burden on me
I'm not any better than you
I'm hungry, thirsty and tired
What should we do?
Hurry
Hurry up
Still want to go
What are you doing here
What should we do
Kwok what should we do
Move away move away
My lord what should we do
Take a sword
General Kwok
General Kwok help me
Are you going to be rebellious
Get down on your knees
when you see the Emperor
Yes
Asshole Emperor
Where can you go now
Ha it's seem that
we've got everyone here
Besides the asshole emperor,
we also have Lady Yeung
And her brother Yeung Kwok-chung
What's more, Kwok Chi-yee
Chop off their heads
And give their heads to General On
Must yields a good reward
Gonna be rich this time
Hahaha
Protect the Emperor
My lord I'm General Kwok
You go
I can put things under control for a while
Ng you go first
Ng you cover them
Yes
General do you have any commands
Are you deaf? Can't you hear
you need to cover the Emperor
I stay here
Yes
Hurry go now
I am here
Come forward if you have gust
Sister
I told you before
Not to eat so much
And keep in a good shape.
Look at you now
You can't even move. Our family
I really can't
This is the end of our family
You wait for me
It's all your fault
Sister catch up
I cannot move
Don't go
We're almost there sister
Emperor Asshole where can you go
I told you not to
Oh this is not for me
They came for you
Need to stay cool in situation like this
You let me go now
And I will reward you later
Thank you my lord
Are you out of your mind
You are in a life-threatening situation.
Don't think of yourself as the king
That's right
What's wrong
Tell General On
My love it's should be your turn
It's your turn
Me
Yes you are good at it
Your best talent
They are really big
Great tits
Go for it
Two big brothers
You kill me now
But I am the beauty queen
You let me go
I want you now
Come over
My nose is bleeding
Mine also
Go for it
I can't hold it
It's not your turn
What
What do you want
What? What? What?
You want to fight
Come on
Yeah fight
No need to fight
Okay
What are you doing
Come to me together
Sister sacrifice yourself for us
It's okay to do together
Go
Smooth as silk
I love it
No wonder the Emperor is so obsessed
Can even give up his kingdom
My lord stay cool
It's no big deal
Just a couple times
She will wash it away
Bullshit
What are you talking about
What are we waiting for
I want it right away
I go first
Let's see
My lord
Are you all alright
I really feel sorry for you
What are you doing
I'm having a good time
My lord we can't stay here for long
What if General On and
his people arrive here
We need to hurry up
We are in a rush come on
I can't move
I really can't
You go get something for me to eat
Sister
All the food that I brought
was eaten up by you
Naughty Place
My lord
I think there must be some people
living in this Naughty Place
Why don't we go inside and
get something to eat
And somewhere to rest
That's right
We've been traveling for days
It's time to take a break
Even if General On did not kill me
I would be exhausted to die
What are you people
Why are you coming to our place
This is the Emperor in front of you
Get down on your knee; How dare you
The Emperor
I can only see a yellow chicken
Ridiculous
How dare you to be rude to the king
Oh no
This old fellow looks familiar
What old fellow
This is the prestigious
Ever winning General Kwok Chi-yee
Never heard of
Old Kwok
It's you
Can you recognize me? It's An
I can't believe it
An?
Long time no see
Wait
Who are you
You really don't recognize me
I have treated your illness
I did your acupuncture points
Oh An
Wah-on-an
Oh it's you
Little fellow
Come over
Let me introduce my friends to you
Good idea
Come on An
The boss whom I always mention
Is this Mr. Lee
Mr. Lee
How dare you
I'm sorry my lord
An
Please meet the Emperor
Lee Long-kee
Lee Lung-chi
No it's Lee Long-kee
My lord
Rubbish
What's more
This is his woman
No
It's Lady Leung
He looks evil; not your business
My lord
What are they talking about
How do I know
This is the brother of the queen
The lady's brother
Yeung Kwok-chung
Yeung Kwok- chung
He is so fed up with himself
His sister is the queen
Oh I see
General Kwok
Yes
When did you know these villagers
Are they in On Luk-shan's party
My lord
You are mistaken
When I was in a battle fighting
against the invaders
I fell off from the horse back
An's old man saved my life
Or else I would not have the opportunity
To serve you now
I nearly forget to introduce myself
Don't get shocked
I am
The nineteenth generation of Dr Wah,
Wah-on
My entire family practice medication
Wah-on greets my lord
And the queen
And the evil
No
The lady's brother
I can't believe it
In this little place
There is a splendid person
My lord
My tummy feels hungry again
Can you ask them to make some food for me
You mention this
I feel hungry also
Wah-On
Get us something to eat
My lord
Why have you fallen into situation like this
The story goes like this
The reason why I have fallen into t
his mystery stage
Is only because
I need to safe place to hide
And wait for the rescuers
To fight against On Luk-shan
Don't worry my lord
This place is small
But
It's remote
No strangers would come here
Therefore your current location
Will not be known
Don't worry about it
That's right
A young man like On
Will never tell others about it
Wah-on
What is the matter with you my lord
We need food
Everyone is starving
Why don't you greet me?
My lord
My lord
I need to eat
We haven't had food for a long time
I thought you have just eaten
Why are you hungry again
When did I eat
I didn't't mean food
I mean
I want that
My goodness
I know I mean my little baby
It's as small as a peanut
You can only have peanut
I don't want peanut
Others get stuffed
And I don't even get enough food
No way
I want it
Massage
Give me a good massage
My love I haven't had a good sleep
for a few days
Let's do it tomorrow
No way
I need it tonight
Alright
Massage
This is good
The lady's brother
This is bad for the king
He didn't't had good sleep these days
And it's terrible down there
He want that now
What should I do in the future
How dare you
Talk behind the king
This is the fact
This is what I mean
The lady inside
Is my sister
She is a woman
She needs to eat
You are right
Don't say that much
Let's see what they are doing inside
My lord
Over here
Here
Higher and harder
It feels so good
Higher and higher
It's coming
Open the door now
Brother you are back
Yes
What are you doing
I was changing
Again
Brother I heard the king is in our town
Is that true
You also know that
You don't even have a real pearl
The king brought Lady Yeung with him
The evil
Guess who else I saw
Who is it
It's Uncle Kwok
He is here
Yes
But they are in big trouble
They are hiding up in our village
I arrange them to live here
How does the king look like
He's really cool
Respectable
Polite
Fat and with funny beard
Really cool
Really
Yep
I want to see him
This is a golden chance
Of course
But
I think this time the king
Is not doing alright
How so
According to the nineteenth
generation of the Wah family
Wah-on anticipates
The nose of the king
Reflects trouble of the king
You mean
I don't know
Something wrong with him
He is not doing good in bedroom
What should we do
I have to see him tomorrow
You see
It's in chaos outside
You need to cross dress
Or else you probably would get raped
What about my breasts
Need to tie them up
Alright
Brother let's go
Tie them up
I know
Tighter
Why this happens
You go first I need to use the toilet
Don't come over here
Don't
What did you find
Nothing
Just a female corpse
It looks like
She's been raped
This horrible killer
Is cruel
An animal
To protect the women in this village
Kwok
Yes
You need to fetch the killer
He cannot do away with this
My lord
I need to protect you
I am safe here
The villagers are protecting us
We need to protect them
As the king
Kwok
This not too difficult mission
Is over to you now
Yes sir
I take the mission
Wow you are cool
But
Why does this kind of case
Happen in our town
We need to find out what happened
Yes
The murderer is so cruel
He must be a psyche
Yep a psyche
On, you fetch twelve strong guys
And wait for me in the village
Yes sir
Right
Take care of yourself
Kwok
Yes
I take a walk outside
And observe the life here
will be back later
You go alone
That's not alright
Didn't't you here what On said
The murderer
Likes women and backyard
I take a quick walk to the police station
Do be careful
My lord
Yummy
Eat more
How come there is only one duck here
Give me two more ducks
You still want more
Immediately
Get more ducks over here
Brother
We don't have any more ducks
There is only one in the whole village
We need to come up with a solution
She said she wanted to have more ducks
Be quick
My lady
Please be patient
I have already ordered someone
to go to the town
To buy you five cages of ducks
Five cages
You do it yourself
Act quickly
What else do you have here
Don't know why
I have a very good appetite here
Lady you look much better
without an empty stomach
Bright and radiant
I think this Naughty Place
Is perfect for you
Right this morning where
did you and the king
Went
My lady
There was a murderer came
to this place yesterday
He raped a girl
And killed her
That's terrible
A Murderer
How does he look like
As the nineteenth generation of Wah family
I think this murderer
Has a strong urge in sex
Whenever he sees girls appealing to him
He has to do it
If
I happen to run into this guy
That would be wonderful
Mind your own business
Eat you duck
General Kwok
This murderer
Is so amazing
Have you got any clues as yet
Not yet
But don't you worry
I have already
Organize a security team
To ensure the safety in this place
He cannot flee away
He won't succeed
Right
Of course
The future of the female villagers
Lies in your hand
If you have any plans to capture
This murder
Do let me know
I have time
Although I am not strong
Put it in this way
I am resourceful
Do let me know
What is the matter with you
You don't feel well
I didn't't have a good sleep last night
Bad dreams
I need to rest now
Excuse me
I go first
If you go for the murderer tonight
Do let me now
I will
Excuse me
My lady
I don't want to bother you now
Go that way
Go
My god
The five cages of ducks are forgotten
Be quick
Go
What
Please gather twelve strong guys
And get General Kwok
Good now
On
Let's see
Lady Yeung has swallowed
thirty bowls of rice
If this continue
She would finish everything on the town
Never say that again
Now the king is hiding
in this Naughty Place
We have the obligation to entertain him
And serve the Royal family
It's a blessing that one can
have a big feast
This is also a blessing to our place
Only to think in this way
don't take to long
Got you
Be quick
I have ordered Au
To fetch some strong guys
I hope you can catch the murderer soon
I tell you
Some ten years ago
I was well enough
To handle this murderer
However I am not that strong now
I cannot even take a long walk
I feel bad about it
From this wounds of the corpse
I can tell that this murderer
must be very strong
Even if I am helped by everyone
in this village
I guess
You think I don't know
Since I've been practicing
for nineteen years
I can tell that you are old but
you are still very strong
As long as you have the confidence,
nothing is difficult to you
The murderer
Is nothing
You can do it
Have you got the confidence
Sure
Gone
Nobody's here
I heard noises
Fa, why do you stop
Lin you go first
Alright
In the jungle
On the moss
My lord
May I greet the lord
As I know
You are also passionate to poetry
In this beautiful landscape
Is a perfect time for poetry
Even if I can come up with a perfect poem
Without you
It would also be meaningless
Right what is your name again
I'm called Wah See-ming
Wah See-ming
There is only one Wah family
What is your relationship with Dr Wah
He is my brother
No wonder
Nothing similar between us
His mother died early.
I'm born by step mother
No wonder when I was doing poetry
You showed appreciation
Children from step mothers
Are smarter
I agree with you
When I was six
I knew poetry very well
Oh
Why don't we do poetry now
Let's go that way
It's beautiful out here
What a perfect place for poetry
Well let's start
No one found on this mountain
Birds sing with rhythm
What kind of birds
No one found on the mountain
Man sing with rhythm
On this mountain
There are such kind of birds?
Let's check it out
What are you looking at
Go away
You want to fight
He's not after us
My lord
Don't get mad
How would I get mad
In public places
Doing such things
They just can't help it
Making out
In such a beautiful place
Feels completely different
Cool
My lord
You
Did you ever try that?
Of course not
My lady is lazy
Only that we are escaping this time
She doesn't't even like to walk
How would she go outing with me
What does she know
Eat only
And then sleep
My lord
You are the prestigious
You can choose whoever you want
How could you choose her as the queen
I have to
She was not that bad
Beautiful and knowledgeable
And also understanding
But her brother
Has bribed everyone
And also changed my wife
Back then
When I was choosing the queen
There were tens to choose from
And after all
I have chosen the worst
You know
Everyone in the palace
Has opinion on her
Why the queen
Can eat so much
And never get stuffed
This is the point
You know
People working in the kitchen
have the strongest opinion
The chefs
Could have half day rest
But now they have only an hour
The lady used to eat little
Only a few bites of rice
But now
More than thirty bowls of rice
It's my fault
It's really my fault
How come my lord
You must have been fooling around
And neglected her
She feels lonely
And turn her appetite to eating
No No
You are wrong again
I wish I could fool around
Only with this lady
I can't do it
My lord
How could this happen
I'm getting more and more gloomy
How come I don't have the energy
My good brother
Let me tell you a secret
This is highly confidential
You can never tell anybody else
Or else you entire family would get involved
Oh
My lord
Is it that important
You can choose not to hear it
But you must believe it
Actually
I don't know where to start
This is embarrassing
My lord
What is the matter with you
Just say it
I'm curious
You tell me
If I tell you
Don't you laugh at me
Say it
I won't make fun of you
In this Naughty Place
I am the best at this
Then
I tell you now
Have you ever seen a peanut
Not only have I seen a peanut
I have also eaten it
I used it to make peanut oil
Oh peanut oil
You know what
I have one here
Oh my lord
You brought along peanut
Don't say it
My
My little fellow is a peanut
My lord please don't feel bad about it
Don't be upset
Actually
I worry about this
Although I have plenty good doctor
How can I ask them about his
This is humiliating
I cannot believe
I cannot use it
My lord please don't get upset
My family has a powerful prescription
That can help it
My good fellow
My future
Relies on you
Let go
Don't go
How can I let him go again
This is bad
Let him go
You thought it's easy
To have such a customer
That's right
There are two guys over there
Cover up
Quiet
Don't let them discover us
We get them
Don't go away
Come on in
This is horrible
How come there are monsters in daytime
My lord
They are not monsters
They are the notorious
Nasty four sisters from the Lee family
They are unbelievably ugly
But also incredibly lusty
They have also design
A trap for men
It is
A very tricky
Elixir of sex
Called "nothing left"
What is "nothing left"
"Nothing left"
Is something when men eat
They would copulate continuous
Until there is "nothing left"
Men had this elixir of sex
Would no longer be able to have sex again
Forever impotent
In severe cases, they would die
It's fatal?
There are such ghastly women
Too horrible
From now on
Whenever you pass through
the Lee's front door
Be quick
Don't let them spot you out
Or else
They would all be together
Drag you inside
You are getting more horrifying
Whenever I pass through here
Speak no more
It looks like they are coming hurry up
Attention
Everybody is here
Yes
Now let's have General Kwok to give command
Please
Sir
Everyone
As I estimate
The murderer will continue his killing
This Naughty Place has
Three exits
Right
Nau
Yes sir
Yes sir
Put four guards in every exit
You got it
Got it yes sir
As for you
Yes sir
I need ten strong guys
We would expect him in the main street
I believe
This murderer
Kidnaps the victim in town
And brings her to the countryside to rape her
Then he brings her back in town
Do you all understand
Yes sir
Very good and what else
Nothing sir
Sir
I'm sorry my lord
General Kwok
Yes
Is that case
Getting any progress
My lord
Not much progress
But I believe the murderer
Will appear in the main street
Therefore I put all my man
There
To catch him
The arrangement is nice
My lord
As my experience tells me
I think
This murderer would do it again
He can't help it
If he appears
I would not let him go with all what he's done
Great
You all are doing a good job
This case
Will be your responsibility
I hope you can
Solve the case as soon as possible
This place would become peaceful again
Forever
Yes
You
Yes
Did you see my lady
The lady
Isn't she bathing inside
I go fetch her
Oh great
Is she really inside
How do I know
You don't know
My love
Yes
How come you are eating again
If you go on like this
You would be like an elephant
My lord
This is all because of you
My love
This is because of me
Of course
Your brother
Is just a small thing
I don't get the joy on our bed
I can only turn my sexual desires to appetite
So I keep eating
I make it up to you
I give you massage
It's really tiring
That's only a small favor
My desire is still there
It's becoming stronger
If you can satisfy me
Or else
I will eat here
I am useless
I left to my own resort
Sister
What are you doing with all these books
Brother
I remember you said
Our family specialize surgical skills
Beside the ordinary operations
We can still make use of the skills
To enlarge penis
It's called
Penis Enlargement Operation
Yes
This operation
Gives fame to our family
And it's a really difficult task
But it's like magic
The operation can transform a tiny penis
Into the size of a horse's penis
With endurance
It sounds great
Will you do it
Sure
I'm best at
This operation
I have also written a thesis on it
Right
As a girl
Why are you interested in this surgery
I belongs to this family
So I want to learn
What's more
This is the highest level of
our family's knowledge
Brother
Can you teach me
I also want to teach you
But this operation requires skills
Any mistake can
Make the penis expand too much
And the person would die as a result
This operation must be done
Precisely
My left hand is not feeling alright
I don't think it's
appropriate to teach you
I haven't carried out
operation for a while
Stop
As my experience tells me
This is the best place for
us to put our men in
You two
Watch over the left side
And you two
Watch over the right side
Do you understand
Yes
Why don't you go immediately
Sigh
General Kwok
I think watching over here
Is of no use
Instead of waiting passively
Why don't we go that way
I ask you
It is me who order
Or you
Do you read
I....
Are you illiterate
I am now the inspector
Not the General
I'm sorry Inspector
That's right
Do you have any arrangement for me
Arrangement.... Go home and rest
All right?
Yes
Then I go home and rest
What are you up to
You old man why is it your business
Who is it
General Kwok are you okay
I'm alright. It's no big deal
He's gone
Kwok
Don't you worry
It's just a minor injury
As long as
You apply this medicine on the wound
And take the medication
In three days
You will soon recover
This is not a big deal
On thank you so much
I'm old and useless
Got hurt like this
This is ridiculous
Don't say anything like that
Rest sufficiently
I ask Fa to help you apply the medicine
And I make the medication for you
Rest first
Alright. Thanks
Right
Don't worry. I will take care of this
General Kwok, let me help you with this
Do I hurt you
It's okay
I'm old
Really old
And useless
When I was young
That murderer was no enemy to me
How could he hurt me
You just need to face the reality
What is the meaning
Of my existence
Mr. Kwok
You are not old
Look at you muscles
They are much better than that of young men
This is merely an accident
Next time when you see him
That murderer
World be caught by you
Let's hope so
Don't stop
Keep rubbing. It's so comfortable
It's my honor to have known you
You are much better than my woman
I like you a lot
My lord do you mean what you say
This
Can be proved by what I do
Who is it
It's me
Brother
What is it
I need your help
You come out first
Okay you go first
Right away
Brother you need to go and see a patient
It's Mr. Kwok
He was hurt by that murderer
Now
Get the medication for him
You help me
What? With his kung fu
How come he would get hurt
The murderer must be very outstanding
Therefore I must say that
Whenever you go out
You must cross dress
Look like a real man
If you got caught by him
I would lose my face
Brother Wah
Brother Wah
It's terrible
What
General Kwok is drinking outside
Got drunk
Hitting people
You
Must be drunk
Why
I'm not drunk
There's no wine
Wine, wine
Wine
Any wine for me
Wine
You are drunk
Wanna drink General Kwok
You wanna drink
Who are you
I want wine
I have wine in my place. Come over
You have wine in your place?
Yes
Don't lie to me
Yes let's go
Where
Get the wine here
This old man is useless
Got drunk over a couple of drink
He's still in good shape
I'm pissed
That's been enough for us
I can't believe we got this prey so easily
And it's not bad
We can have it as long as we wish
Don't say more
Let's have him now
Great
Still in good shape
How is it down there
Don't say more
He likes to drink
We give him more
Give him all
Great bring the wine
Stop
Fly away
Don't move
Go now and talk later
Stand there you all
Freeze till I leave
Or else I kill you all
Congratulations
What
You escaped from that four sisters
It was awfully dangerous
If I came late
And you fell into their trap
You would be dead
Nobody could save you
On
I have lost my face this time
Not only did I fool around
But also I got humiliated
Thank god that you have saved me
If not
I don't know how to face
others in the future
It's okay
Right
Normally you would be crazy
like when you got drunk
But you weren't't just then
Right
How do you know that
I know I have this problem
Therefore I don't drink
Unless I feel down
And got drunk
What do you think
It's no big deal
Wine helps your blood circulation
Every coin has two size
If you can make use of it probably
It would be very good for you
And it keeps you fit
Keep me fit?
What do I do when I got drunk
That's easy
You just need to do more physical exercise
To help you get rid of the alcohol
It makes you strong
Yes
I would do what you've just told me
I won't get humiliated again
Of course
Everything is past
It's getting late
I need to go
Okay
You need to rest
Don't think too much
Goodbye
Don't think too much
What
It's raining
Get un umbrella
I need woman
The evil man?
My lord what is the matter
Why do you feel upset
Is this about the rebellion
This is part of it
Things don't always get what you want
I as the king of this land
Rich
And knowledge
The greatest man among all
But my penis
Is just like a peanut
I can never be the real man
My brother
Can you understand this
My lord
As I was born in the Wah family
And with nineteenth years of experience
I do have some formula to help you
If you trust me
It's worthy trying
Brother
My future relies on you
My lord
You grabbing me like this
Makes me heart beats
Why don't we go home first
Go home
Why
You are weird
Are you gay?
Gay?
I'm just teasing you
What is it
This is in our family
The most powerful medication
Our ancestor have got the patent
It can help my penis
Yes
Do you believe in science
Science
This is
As simple as
Like an egg
If it receives heats from the hen
It would turn into a chick
And then later become a chicken
I would put your penis on the medication
And let it grow
It will expand gradually
It only needs to take forty nine days
To complete
You have such and miraculous medication
Put it on me immediately
My lord
There's no need to rush
Fong
Fong
Here
Only that much
My lady you are not full yet
I'm only half full
I ask them to cook more for you
Yes please do
Two more chicken
Your chickens are soft and juicy
They boost my appetite
Let me arrange it for you right away
Be quick
My lady.......my lord
You are eating
Where have you been today
I took a walk around here
This tiny little place
Is so interesting
My only regret is
There are no rides here
Or any electronic games
What's the matter with you
My lord
Nature is calling me
You take your time
My lord
Why are you in such hurry
Come out
Who is it?
Is me
Kwok
What is it
There is something we need to ask the king
He is busy at the moment
Is the king
I feel so good
My I inform the lord
That we have gathered information
And there is nothing about our enemy
That's good
I have sent out many secret
agents to gather the news
Where is the king
General Kwok you are the smartest
Thanks my lord
Learn from him
General Kwok
When you are investigating
Don't reveal our true identity
Or else we would all get killed
Of course
Am I involved
Is that you
There is nothing concerns you now
Go out
Isn't't it delicious
Yes
It must be Fong who got these for me
It's her
Let's share the food with them
I bring them the food
This is the virtue of sharing
May I take my leave
Thanks
My lord
This is great
Eat more
You try this
Sour and sweet
It's good
Eat more
Tasty?
My lord eat more if you like
That's not enough
Bring more over here
How
That's all in your room
In my room
In your room
On the table
Right
My lord
The king has a problem
Always like crazy
Eat first
A
E
It's A not E
E
Please cooperate
You think you are playing
Please follow the doctor's instruction
How can I treat you my lord
Oh I get it
That proves the medication really works
Don't know if the king is
having any improvement
This is your medication
Makes me suffer like this
Just a small problem
Can be cured easily
Not a problem
Doctor
You come from a physician family
You really need to help me
Let me be a real man
I try my best
You take off his pants
Me?
Yes you are a nurse
Mr. Lee
Don't be embarrassed
This is a hospital
Shaving
Right
Do it now
Be quick
Take it off
Please do me a favor
What are you doing there
Useless
Where
Hello
Messy
Here
My lord
Our family
Also study signs
Particular the sings showing on the face
My lord
You are in charge of the whole country
Your entire body is connected
with the whole country
You have a full forehead
Sharp eyes
Strong muscles
But
But what? Say it
I say it directly
This is the fourteen years of our country
The country is blooming
However your small penis
Drags the country down
And there is a rebellion
You are hiding up
Bad luck and bad luck
You suck
This is to say
As long as I have my penis enlarged
The situation could change
To fight back the enemy
And rebuild my country
You are so smart
Sorry
You got to have me
This is not only for my own sake
But also for the entire country
As this is so important
I must help you out however
However what
Brother you really need to do it
Not that I am not willing to
help but my figures
How can I help
Let me be honest with you
It is blocked there
As of it has never grown up
Still it's like a baby
Not everyone can cure this
This time you have me
Is your lucky day
Let me use the best of my family
To treat you
It will be more powerful than that of a lion
Great
Dr. Wah
Please do it right away
It's not that easy.
This operation requires much skills
I must be tested time and time again
But
My hand is trembling
How can I do it
Brother I have an idea
Why not I do the operation
And you guide me through
Don't even think about it
It's not that easy
You are not qualified
The king's dick is so small
If anything goes wrong
It would be total lost
It's very complicated
The place is so tiny
How much do you know about the surgery
How could you carry out the operation
Dr. Wah that suggests impossibility
Let me think
Let's see what Dr. Lee thinks
Who is he?
Who is Dr. Lee?
It's your uncle
The one who took care of
you when you were young
Who is Dr. Lee
Who is it?
So strange
Turn around
No way
If you don't
I would call cop
No way
I don't think you're with
good intention
Turn around
I'm me
Don't make trouble
Put it down. Who are you?
General Kwok
We know each other very well
How could you not recognize me
It's Yeung
I don't care
Yeung?
No way
Why you put a sausage here
It's not sausage. It's my lips
How could your lips look like that
It's true
I have no idea
When I'm like this when I woke up
Me and my sister
Are both like this
She is like this too
What should we do now
I don't know you ask her
She wouldn't't come out
It would be disastrous when
the King sees this
Understandable
Don't know why
Doesn't't matter
Can be fixed with one prescription
I remember once
I head was swelling like a pig
Is that true
Of course
Is this the problem after alcohol
What problem
Is real
Please trust me
Please
Is that really true
Sure
Get her over here now
Wait for me
I'm going now
Pathetic
My god
Don't be seen by others
Let's go
This is amazing
The muscle is great
I really like it
This is much better than that of Tak
This is my ideal hero
This is fabulous
I really like it
General Kwok
What do you want
You want to hit me to death
My body is better now
On
On
Let say
These days you train my body
And get ride of my craziness
It seems that lately
I'm strong enough to kill a lion
Of course
I wouldn't't give you bad stuff
Training your body is great
That's right
I've got something for you
What is it
It's expensive
I'm a decent man
You won't want to bride me
No way
This is the good stuff from my family
To strengthen your penis
With ninety medication
From the east and west
Vitamin A B C and E
And detox ingredients
All the good stuff in there
Only if you have taken this
Can you be strong enough to
fight that murderer
As you mention
We haven't heard anything
from the murderer for ages
I wonder
If he's scared of me
Of course not
It's not the right time
I've studied
The four victims
When they were murdered
All were stormy days
I heard that in stormy days
the murder would
Be insane and slaughter
Therefore
I think there's someone
highly suspicious
No way
You know that guy
Not surprising
Don't be afraid
I won't
The evil uncle
Oh
No way
What
One day
Suddenly thundering
I saw the evil uncle going crazy saying
I love women I love women
It got to be him
He's weak
I have fought with the murderer
He's strong
Doesn't't like him
There's something you don't know
Supported by literature and
empirical research
This is the disease triggered by
thunderstorm
Named Inhumane
Besides killing
And
Would increase physical strength
Strong enough to kill several bulls
On
If I knew it's him
We don't need so much work
He has a backstage
The king is with him
So what
Same penalty for everyone
But he's in an important position
We will have our way to get him
Amazing
You know a lot
No need to say
Hey
Let's see how we could get him
Right
You're sick
Let go
Why don't you leave
Fong
Fong
Are you alright
Wake up
Really it's you
I won't let you get away from this
Admit your fault
What
Torture?
You are the king
Relax
From the medication point of view
The more you calm down the more
successful the operation would be
Know that?
Mr. Lee let's get started
The tools
They are over there
Get those
I'm operating not you
The tools
I'm the chief and you are the assistant
Relax
Who is the chief
You are
Actually
This is made of bamboo
It may look scary
But actually it's not
Tranquilizer
Yes
What is it
From the medication point of view
After we have taken the tranquilizer
You would not feel the pain
Isn't it
Yes my lord
Take this first
You've made a mistake
The tranquilizer is not to be
taken but swallowed
How
Must be accompanied by our family's
Highest state of tranquilization
Which is called the All Swallowed
Don't you move
Brother
Why are you standing there
Come and help me
Finished
Relax
Brother
Why doesn't he pass out
Hang on
Need to wait for five second
Five
Four
Three
Two
Brother he has passed out
Of course
This drug is very powerful
To him
As I said there's no need to worry
Are you ready
Operation begins
Load it
Alright
Hold it
This is supposed to be picking your ears
It's versatile
Everything is versatile
Come on
Let's go
You're a doctor
Take off that cloth
Okay
Put that it
You will see some creamy liquid
Let it alone
It's some dirty stuff
Put that it further
Be careful blood vessel
The purple one
Is the nerve
Let that alone
Go in further
The green one
Is blood
But it's been there for a long time
Leave that
Go in further
You shot at me
Further
This is it
Take it out
More
Right
Right it's here
Yes
Um
Can you smell something bad
It's blocked for a long time so it stinks
Get all the dirt out
Clean it up
Yes
Pull that's right
This one
It's big
You are the real king
This is very successful
This would be recorded
I must write a thesis about it
This is a medical breakthrough
How should I name this
The king's golden rock
Brother
Why is he still unconscious
Six second to wake up
It's already three second
Three more second
Three two one
Wake up
Why is smoke coming from his mouth
This is the dirty thing inside
After the dirty thing is cleared
This is a normal consequence
It's normal
Remember
Look
As large as that of a horse
This means the operation is su
I can't take it
What's wrong with him
Don't worry
This is a normal reaction
He's back to youth
His blood circulation is activited
He's a bit confused
I want woman
Woman
He's looking for woman
There's no woman here
You are a woman
Yes
Save his
Or else he may die
For the people in this country
And for the peace in this country
I will go for it
Got for it
Sister
What are you doing
You are a guy
I don't like guy
I don't like guy
Actually
Are you a guy or a gal
My lord
Check it out
Great tits
It's long
It feels so good
The king has changed
He likes that bitch
Sister
All guys are naughty
Sit down
What shall I do
Come over for a cup of tea if you have time
Have you got used to here
The tea is quite rough
But this place is nice
Uncle
You don't look good
My experience tells
Your body is not balanced
You can tell that
Dr. Wah
You know
In the long night
I'm young and strong
Always thinking of a woman
To pleasure me
Yes
This is the nature of guys
You're well educated
You wouldn't like ordinary country girl
You know everything
You are amazing
Of course
I'm a radiologist
This is no big deal
Do you know
There're plenty good girls in
this Naughty Place
Right
They are right for you
Really?
Yes
You know them
About sixteen to seventeen years old
Of course I know them
In this Naughty Place
A rural area
This kind of thing cannnot go public
They are not stunning
But they are cool
Fresh
And tasty
Are you interested
Please come in
Please be seated
Make yourself comfortable
How do you think
Not bad
They're okay
Just okay
You're just boasting
How come
This is a private room
In grand style
Fine food and fine wine
What else do you want
Don't be hurry
The best is not yet to come
Really
Trust you one more time
Alright drink it
I told you
There are four beauty queens here
They are young
The overaged would be eliminated
Fresh and tasty
You will like them
They are really freah
And tasty
Of course
Get them here
No need to rush
One more drink
Good
They need to dress
Not yet ready
For you to do
That's right
Elegent
And a bit complex
Good
Come on
Can't hold it
This is the right time
Gentleman
Nice to meet you
What school are you come from
Your dance is just spledid
They know nothing
The School of Western Roaster Dance
Really
Yes
Great
Orchid and Bamboo
This is the
Sweetheart
Uncle Yeung
Uncle Yeung
Pleasure
Pleaure him tonight
The good servants will be awarded
This award includes
A mansion
A sport car
And a tits shaper
Batteries not included
Applause
If the service is good
You will get something extra
Something extra
Extra
I leave first
The four beauty queens
Please enjoy yourself
Enjoy
See you
For so much time I spent
I can finally leave
Please be seated
Please
Be seated
I give you massage
Good
Yes
Uncle Yeung
This is not good
Please taste our wine
Nice
Nothing left
Nothing left
What is it
The wine is so good
That you don't want to leave any
I need to try that
Come on
Yes
Nice
A perfect wine
It's cool
Drink it
I feel so good
Hey baby
Baby wow ghost
Don't be afraid
I'm Mui am I pretty
I'm Bamboo
Are you alright
Don't be afraid
Are you alright
Get him on the bed
Help
Help me
Dr. Wah
Help
Don't
Don't
I will remember you
And you make you nothing left
Wah on
Nothing left
Nothing left
Nothing left
The evil uncle
Die in a joyful want
I have eliminated the evil
uncle for the country
I will tell the king
That you died of a hidden disease
Who would doubt the report
Ha
More wood to make the fire
I have added the wood
More
More fire
Add some more
More
Add some more
It's too slow
It's boiling
The fire is burning
Wasted my time
Now it's almost there
It's alright now
I feel so good
So hot
So hot
Good
More fire
More
Add some more
Added a lot
The fire is burning
So hot
Too hot
Good
Too hot
Too hot
Very hot
Very hot
Very hot
Is the heat right
You want more heat
My lady
Lady
My lady
It's hot
Too hot
This is not good
I have cooked the lady
Dr. Wah
Please save my love
She's cooked
I know
We are skillful
Please save my love
Alright
Don't worry
I will do my best
Ouch
Oh no
It's only medium cooked
Still have chance
My lord
May I inform you
That General Ho has lead the army here
Please command
It's my time now
The army is here
I will get my turn
May I inform you
The army is on your side
Since On Luk-shan got in Cheung on
The king disappeared
I've took a look time to search you
I know you are all for the country
The army
Will pick me up in what time
And fight towards Cheung on
General Ho
What do you want to say
What are you hiding
In this critical situation
Please be straight
May I inform you
I was stupid
The general public has the same opinion
The rebellion is triggered
By the evil uncle
And the lady
Therefore we all urge to
Put the evil uncle
And the lady to death
To punish them
Or else
The troope will stay
I wish the lady was here
Close your eyes first
I count three
And open your eyes
I primose you will see
something surprising
Close your eyes first
Close
One
Two
Three
My lord
Is she alive
My lord
I'm your love
Lady Yeung
My love
I'm your lady
Whether I'm alive or dead
I'm your love
I'm not dead
I'm alive
Ask her
Tell me
What is it
My lord
She is alive
She's not dead
As everyone wants the lady to die
I had a discussion with my brother
That
The lady faked dead by using drug
To deceive others
Dr. Wah saved my life
He gave me detoxification
To get ride of the impurities in my body
My skin
Is more radiant
My lord
Please look at me
Do I
Look better than before
Fa
No wonder you said I would see
something surprising
Really surprising
Come over
Let me touch you
My love
So smooth
My love come over
Fa come over
What do you look like
We are the sexy naughty three
My lord