X (2022) - full transcript

We come together today...

In dark times such as these,

we must all remember

to look

to the Lord for guidance.

Submit yourselves,

then, to God.

Amen.

Resist the Devil...

...and he will flee from you.

I regret to say

I know the powers

of Satan firsthand.

Our very own daughter

was taken

by perverts and swindlers

and let fall

into a world of sin.

Sheriff?

I hope...

You ought to come take

a look at this.

My God.

Go easy on that stuff,

will ya?

You know what they say

about too much

of a good thing...

Give me some sugar.

You're special.

There ain't nobody else

out there like you.

Now giddyup.

Time is money.

Everybody is waiting.

You're a fucking sex symbol.

♪ In the summertime

♪ When the weather is hot

♪ You can stretch right up

and touch the sky

♪ When the weather's fine

♪ You got women

You got women on your mind

♪ Have a drink, have a drive

♪ Go out and see

what you can find

♪ If her daddy's rich

Take her out for a meal

♪ If her daddy's poor

Just do what you feel

♪ Speed along the lane

♪ Do a turn

or return the twenty-five

♪ When the sun goes down

♪ You can make it

Make it good and really fine

♪ We're not bad people

♪ We're not dirty

We're not mean

♪ We love everybody

But we do as we please

♪ When the weather's fine

♪ We go fishin'

or go swimmin' in the sea

♪ We're always happy

♪ Life's for livin', yeah

That's our philosophy ♪

Highs in the low...

America needs Jesus...

Maxine.

"The Farmer's Daughters."

Oh, hot damn.

Look-it, there I am.

Wow.

Hollywood, here we come.

No, ma'am.

We don't need Hollywood.

These type of pictures

turn regular folks into stars.

We're gonna do it

all ourselves.

- Ain't that right, RJ?

- Yes, sir.

Finally,

a level playing field for people like us.

I don't know, Wayne.

Sounds an awful lot

like what you said

about The Topless Carwash.

You remember that?

Yeah.

And had the IRS not had

a goddamn personal vendetta

against me,

that would've panned out

beautifully.

Uh-huh.

Well, you know

I'm always game.

My American Dream

is not unreasonable.

I just want a paid-for house

with a big ole pool,

so I can float around

with my knees in the breeze

and tan these titties.

What? I was dealt a good hand.

People spend a lot of money

to look at what God gave me.

Be a sin

not to take care of 'em.

Mmm.

Yes, it sure would.

What about you, Maxine?

What's your American Dream?

Hmm.

Hurry it up, we aren't

gonna be long in there.

If this kid I picked up

from the university

can put it together

like he says,

our days of struggling

may soon be over.

We do even half the numbers

of Debbie Does Dallas,

I'm outta the red for good.

Hell, let's make

a picture a week, then.

Patience, darlin'.

I've been being patient

my whole life.

Well, that's the thing

about being patient.

- I need to be famous, Wayne.

- Mmm-hmm.

I'm ready

for the high life.

I'm sick and tired of

never gettin' what I want.

Well, you help me keep those

jokers in line out there,

I'll make sure you get

everything your heart desires.

You better have.

I don't wanna worry

no more, Wayne.

I deserve nice things.

I have cosmopolitan taste.

- Don't I know it.

- I mean it.

I want the whole world

to know my name.

Like Lynda Carter

or some shit.

Hey, everyone with a pulse

is gonna lust

after a piece of Maxine Minx

once they see what you can do.

You know why?

Why?

'Cause you got

that X factor.

Fuckin'-A-right.

Now, mosey on over there

and grab us some Wonder

Bread, Wonder Woman.

I don't

like his girlfriend.

You don't like

anybody's girlfriend.

She hardly says a word.

She just stares at everyone.

Well, she's shy.

Probably ain't never seen

nobody like us before.

People who stare

give me the heebie-jeebies.

Better get used to that

if you're gonna be

in the movies.

Your little boyfriend

is cute.

You help him

with all his films?

Sometimes, yeah.

Is that your boyfriend?

Sometimes, yeah.

Hey, how come you don't gotta

film none of this in order?

Well, once I have it all

in the can,

I can rearrange it

however I want.

No shit.

I actually intend

on experimenting

a lot with

the film's editing.

Giving it a certain sense

of the avant-garde,

like they're doing in France.

It's classier that way.

And it's a good trick

to disguise the low budget.

All right,

let's slate it.

And hit it.

All right,

go ahead and fill her up.

You know,

if you tilt the camera up

from the nozzle...

...it'll look

like he's using his cock.

See? I got good sense, too.

How come

we couldn't do

any of this filming

in Houston?

Ain't they got

plenty of farms?

Well, this county

raised property taxes,

a little bit of cash

goes a long way out here.

Most older folks

can't compete

with the bigger outfits

no more.

Now, we're not the only ones

trying to make a buck.

Kidnappers, murderers,

sex fiends...

All the result

of our increasingly

secular society...

Besides, it ain't

exactly something

I wanna advertise around town.

You know how

some people can get

when it comes to sex.

Remember

what happened

in Sodom and Gomorrah.

- Get what we needed?

- Oh, I got it.

Thanks to help

from yours truly.

- Got my smokes?

- Yes. God damn.

I'm just askin'.

Hey, if I'm gonna be

having sex for you,

I'm gonna

need cigarettes.

How's the script?

I don't know.

It's all right.

Does it matter?

Hey, I don't wanna have

to wear a hard hat

to make a livin', do you?

No.

Then don't you be

bringin' down the vibe

of my investments.

Negativity attracts

negative results.

Winstons? You know

I only smoke Old Golds.

All they had,

Bobby-Lynne.

That's it.

I'm calling my agent.

Just get back

in the dang van.

Mmm-mmm!

That's right.

The deviants are

already amongst us,

waiting for our sons

and daughters.

So, heed dire warnings,

and repent

before it is too late.

He may be a forgiving God,

but every man

has got his limits.

Must be a bad wreck.

Y'all stay safe out there.

I'll be right back

with some more golden oldies

right after

this commercial break.

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- What is it?

- Oh, don't look.

I hate blood and guts.

Just when you thought

you'd escaped

the slaughterhouse.

Yeah.

Now, that's a bonanza...

Was that the...

This is it.

Our own studio backlot.

Thank goodness.

I'm horny.

- You're always horny.

- No, not always.

It's perfect.

It's really gonna

add a lot of production value.

Y'all stay put

while I go

and handle business

right quick.

This wasn't I had in mind

when I agreed to help out

on your film.

Gotta start somewhere,

Lorraine.

RJ, it's smut.

When did you become

such a prude?

I'm not.

I just don't understand

why you're doing all this.

Because it is possible

to make a good dirty movie.

Who's that?

Yes, sir. It's Wayne Galleroy.

We spoke on the telephone.

Uh...

Howard, right?

You from the county?

This here's private property.

Didn't you see the signs

down at the end of the drive?

Oh, easy, partner.

Somethin's wrong.

What'chu talkin' 'bout?

You're trespassing.

The law says I can shoot.

Sir, I ain't from the county.

I'm from Houston.

We spoke on Tuesday.

You remember?

About y'all's boarding house.

Oh, that's right.

You're looking

for a place to stay.

Well, you never can be

too careful with strangers.

You had me

pretty nervous there.

It ain't even loaded.

Most of the times,

just wavin' it around

is all it takes.

Oh, yes, sir.

I keep the same thing

in my glove box.

Wow,

that's one ugly sumbitch.

What?

He is.

Hell of a spread

you got here.

We like it.

You all right there,

old-timer?

I'm fine.

- She ain't much.

- She's gorgeous.

Building was for soldiers

during the Civil War.

They never saw

any action though.

What about you?

You serve?

Flat feet.

I did.

Two tours in South Vietnam.

Had enough farmers

tryin' to shoot me

for one lifetime.

Know what I mean, Pops?

Oorah.

Oh, careful, Howie.

Hot damn,

that's my future fiancee

you're eyeballin' there.

Been a while

since you seen

anythin' that nice?

I don't recall

you mentioning

you'd bringing

all these others.

Now, about that...

See, your ad said $30, but...

I threw in a little extra

to sweeten the deal.

I hope that's okay.

I don't think

I like you, Wayne.

In fact,

I don't much like the looks

of none of y'all.

Now, my wife is next door,

so I would appreciate

a little discretion.

I give you my word.

You won't even know

we're here.

That was

some stellar negotiating.

You really do have

a knack for business.

You keep jawin', towhead,

I'll pull you off

the main stage for a month.

Oh, but then, honey,

you won't make

no money neither.

How could you

just stand there

and let him talk

about us like that?

Oh, calm down.

Ain't no need

to harsh the mellow.

It's harmless.

He's just old.

His pecker ain't

probably been hard

since before you were born.

I'd hate people

like us then, too.

He don't know

what we're doing, does he?

So, church mouse,

you do speak.

No.

He sure doesn't.

And I intend

to keep it that way.

Now, I don't wanna give

the old codger a heart attack.

Would you?

It's better to beg

for forgiveness

than ask for permission.

You know what I mean?

All right.

That's enough jabberin'.

I reckon it's about high time

we cut to the chase

and we give the people

what they wanna see.

What do you say?

Fucking finally!

Okay. Now...

Now flip her over.

Ooh!

Oh, yeah.

Fuck me.

- Yeah.

- Fuck.

That's great.

Just scooch your chin up

for me.

All right,

now slow it all down.

- I wanna see the passion.

- Hey, kid.

How about you just

point the camera

and stay in your lane.

Let me do the screwing here.

Yeah!

Yes!

Oh, my God.

Now,

I may not know shit from Shinola

when it comes to filmmaking,

but I know for damn sure

people are gonna

wanna see

what I just saw in there.

Well, that's

'cause I'm not treatin' it

like pornography,

but as cinema.

That's what these other

adult films are lackin'.

Whatever you're doin',

you keep doin' it.

People's eyes

are gonna pop out

of their damn skulls

when they see this.

We're gonna be rich.

Feel how hard my cock is.

Oh, sorry, baby.

Don't be standing there

like you're all proud

of yourself.

I was born

for this line of work.

Uh. You didn't

do nothin', dummy.

It's called actin'.

You good,

but you ain't that good.

Fuck my pussy.

Oh, you make me so wet.

Oh, my God, you're so big.

Aw, don't look so glum.

You did just fine. Come here.

I think I love you.

Bless your heart.

And action!

Sorry to bother you, ma'am,

but my van broke down

on the highway back yonder,

and I was hopin'

I could use y'all's phone

to call for help.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm afraid we don't own

a telephone,

but my daddy

will be home soon,

and I'm sure he could give you

a lift to town.

Would you like to come inside?

Much obliged.

Hello?

Hello?

Lemonade?

Sure is hot out there.

You must be awful thirsty.

Yes, ma'am.

It's got a good taste.

I should probably

get back now.

My boyfriend gets real fussy

when he don't know

where I'm at, so...

Come with me

before Daddy gets home.

I was young once, too.

It was taken

right before the first war.

Believe it or not,

my Howard served in both.

He survived the trenches

and Omaha Beach.

There wasn't anything

he wouldn't do for me

back then.

That's the power of beauty.

I was a dancer

in those early years.

But then the war came, so...

Not everything in life

turns out how you expect.

Such a special face.

Beautiful.

Look.

I don't know

what's come over me.

I've never quite

felt like this before.

If Daddy catches us,

there's no telling

what he might do.

What are you doing?

You should go.

It will be our secret.

What will?

Shh.

Watch out!

I've been looking

everywhere for you!

Sorry.

The kid says

we're gonna lose the light!

Well, come on now,

chop-chop.

You're not good.

Bluff it.

You're a fucking sex symbol.

I will not accept a life

I do not deserve.

Are you ready?

Let's go to work.

Coast is clear.

- Right...

- Sound speed.

Okay, we're rollin'.

Farmer's Daughter, take one.

Action.

I'm looking

for the owner of this farm.

His daughter said I could

find him in here.

You must have been

talking to my sister.

Sister?

- She didn't mention you.

- Not surprised.

She's always been jealous.

I'm younger,

get all the attention.

Daddy never lets her

leave the farm anymore.

He's very protective.

Well, I was hopin'

he could give me a ride

back to town

before it got dark.

We shouldn't disturb him.

It would only make him angry.

You wouldn't like Daddy

when he's angry.

I could give you a ride.

We talked about this.

Howard?

Please.

You know I can't.

My heart...

♪ They're gonna put me

in the movies

♪ They're gonna make

a big star out of me

♪ They'll make

a film about a girl

♪ Who's sad and lonely

♪ And all I gotta do

is act naturally ♪

You were amazing out there.

Now I know why Wayne

left his wife for you.

So do I.

Careful.

Told y'all

she was somethin' special.

X factor.

Thanks, baby.

What are you

looking at?

Wait, come on now.

No, Wayne.

Anybody ever teach you

not to stare?

It's rude.

You got somethin' to say to me

or what?

No.

Well,

I do have a question.

See,

she's interested, is all.

What's on your mind,

church mouse?

Isn't it strange

watching her doin' it

with him?

It's just business.

As long as the camera

is runnin'.

So the camera

changes things?

That's right.

It's not real life, Raine.

It's just a movie.

I know that.

Just sayin'.

What about love?

What about love?

Well, don't y'all

believe in it?

Of course we believe in love.

How can you love someone

and still be

with other people?

You think we don't have

no morals or somethin',

is that it?

No. No, I just...

Take it from me,

letting outdated traditions

control how you live your

life will get you nowhere.

I don't know about you,

but I got

better places to be

than where I came from.

Amen to that.

And besides,

it's just sex.

You can decide

who you wanna love,

but not who you wanna screw.

Attraction's

out of our control.

It ain't healthy keeping those

feelings locked away inside.

I seen you sneaking

a few long peeks

at Jackson over here.

- No, I... I wasn't looking...

- It's okay.

He don't mind none.

She's right.

I don't mind.

No offense.

Everybody likes sex.

It's a gas.

We're just not afraid

to admit it.

Queer, straight,

Black, white...

It's all disco.

You know why?

Because one day,

we're gonna be too old

to fuck.

And life's too short,

if you ask me.

Roger that.

The fact

of the truth of the matter is,

we turn folks on.

- And that scares 'em.

- They can't look away neither.

That's right.

We're like a foxy car wreck.

Which is how I know

that this new home video

market is set to explode.

Finally, people are gonna

get to see what they desire

in the privacy of their

own homes, free of judgment.

We're gonna give that to them

before anyone else.

Porn ain't only gonna be

- for perverts no more.

- Aw.

Toast to the perverts.

They've been payin'

our bills for years.

Hear, hear!

To the perverts!

To livin' a life

of excess,

being young and having fun

till the day we die.

To the power

of independent cinema.

To living life

on our own terms.

And never accepting what

self-righteous naysayers

have to say.

Right on.

I don't know

if I agree with all of that,

but I did like

what I saw today.

I didn't think I would,

but I did.

Cheers to that.

- You ready?

- Yeah.

♪ I took my love

I took it down

♪ I climbed a mountain

and I turned around

♪ And I saw my reflection

♪ In the snow-covered hills

♪ Till the landslide

brought me down

♪ Oh, mirror in the sky

What is love?

♪ Can the child within my heart

rise above?

♪ Can I sail

♪ Through the changin'

ocean tides?

♪ Can I handle the seasons

♪ Of my life?

♪ Well, I've been afraid

♪ Of changin'

♪ 'Cause I built my life

♪ Around you

♪ But time makes you bolder

♪ Even children get older

♪ And I'm gettin' older too

I wanna do a scene

in the movie.

What?

I wanna be in the movie.

No.

Well, why not?

Well...

Because...

No.

Did y'all put her up to this

or somethin'?

- No!

- Hey!

Take it easy.

They didn't do nothin'.

Nobody put me up

to anything.

I've been thinking

about it all day.

And...

Well, I'm young.

And if we really are makin'

a good dirty movie,

then I don't wanna

just carry the equipment.

I wanna be in it.

Well, you can't.

Says who?

It's my film, Lorraine.

I mean,

it wouldn't make any sense.

We've already shot half of it.

The story can't just suddenly

change midway through.

Why?

Because it just isn't done.

What about in Psycho?

You love that movie.

Well, Psycho is a horror film.

And that plot was a MacGuffin

to build suspense.

And I'm not making

that kind of movie.

Oh, come on, RJ.

Nobody's comin'

to see this film for the plot.

They're comin'

to see tits and ass.

- And a big dick.

- Lorraine!

It's the truth.

Why not just give the people

what they're payin' for?

Because I'm making

something better than that.

When did you become

such a prude?

All right, hold on.

I am the executive producer,

which means I get a word.

So, why don't we just

take a step outside

before anythin' gets said

that someone might regret.

You gotta back me up

in here, Wayne!

I mean,

this situation is fixin'

to get outta control.

It is awfully close.

Relax.

Hey, what is it they say,

"Life imitates art"?

It's the other way around.

Whatever, it don't matter.

But you need

to listen to me, okay?

Because you ain't been 42,

and I have been 23.

And I'm gonna explain

somethin' to you

about young women.

Now, if she's serious,

which I suspect she is,

she's gonna do it

whether you like it or not.

Now, you try to stop her,

not only is she gonna do it,

she's gonna go on and do it

with God knows how many people

in God knows

how many other films,

and nobody wants that.

The way I see it,

you only got

one good option here.

What, letting her get balled

by some man whore?

Come on now,

Jackson is a professional.

He ain't got no diseases

or nothin'.

You just want more sex

in the movie.

That ain't me, hoss.

She wants it, you heard her.

Heck, if she does great,

she gets famous,

maybe she'll take you with her.

Wayne, you don't get it.

Lorraine is not

like the others in there.

She is a nice girl.

I beg your pardon?

No, I didn't mean it

like that.

Oh, I hate to be the one

to tell you this,

but ain't none of them

nice girls.

To hell with this.

She can have it.

Let's see how far they get

without me.

Good luck finding

your own way out of here.

What the...

Ma'am?

Are you all right?

Sorry, I'm...

Ma'am?

What?

How come you just did that?

Why won't you look at me?

Look at me

like you looked at her.

What?

I can show you

what I'm capable of.

Stop. I don't

wanna see it.

Maybe we should just go

find your husband.

Help me.

♪ Oui, oui, Marie

♪ If you'll do this for me

♪ Then I'll do that for you

♪ Oui, oui, Marie

♪ Come on,

baby Don't fear the reaper ♪

RJ?

RJ?

Hey, hey, hey.

What's goin' on,

church mouse?

It's RJ.

I woke up, and he was gone.

I...

You don't think he left me,

do you?

Well, the van's still here.

He's gotta be around

somewhere.

Oh, hey, it ain't

like your dog ran off.

He's probably just

processin' things, you know?

Go on back to bed.

I feel bad if I hurt him.

I don't wanna break up.

Hun, you didn't

do nothin' wrong.

He'll get over it.

He just needs

to toughen up, is all.

Come on. I'll talk to him

in the morning.

Will you

help me find him?

Please? I'm worried.

All right.

I ain't gettin' in the middle

of no more of this shit.

RJ!

Are you in here, brother?

This ain't the way

to go about handlin' this.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry if I disturbed you.

What are you

doin' out here?

I'm lookin' for my boyfriend.

Have you seen

my wife?

No, sir.

Two keys to keepin'

a healthy relationship.

Never let a good woman

out of your sight.

Never mention her weight.

How do you think

I've been surrounded

by so many beautiful females

my whole life?

There's an art to it.

Just like business.

Fuck! Son of a bitch!

Oh, fuck me!

Oh, shut up, cheeseburger!

Go wander into traffic.

Oh, fuck.

RJ, you in here?

I stepped on a nail.

Come on out and help me,

for Christ's sake!

I'm gonna catch tetanus

from this shit.

RJ?

Church mouse, that you?

There's another light

down in the cellar.

Can you go get it?

Please. My wife is not well.

It's very dark,

and I'm worried she could fall

and break her hip.

Downstairs.

You'll see my workbench.

Found it!

Hey, I'm locked in!

Hey!

Hey! Hey! Open up!

What is it, baby?

Thought I heard somethin'.

Probably nothin'.

Old habits die hard.

Go back to sleep.

Aye, aye, captain.

Everything okay, Pops?

My wife, she's gone missing.

Missin'?

She gets confused.

It happens sometimes

after dark.

Lot of firepower

for a missin' wife.

It's for gators.

I found her once

by the edge of our pond.

If she was to fall in...

Want some help?

Not for self

but for country, right?

Let me go and get my skivvies.

I say we each

take a side of the perimeter.

Cover ground quicker that way.

I only got

the one light.

No offense,

but it's been a while

since you was deployed.

I spent three nights face down

in a rice paddy

scanning for land mines

and trip wires.

Once a marine,

always a marine.

If she's out here...

I'll find her.

I got nothin', Pops.

Shit.

What you doing

all the way in there?

Oh, no.

Pops, you okay?

You in here?

Help!

Help, somebody, please!

Please help me!

RJ!

Help!

Oh, shit!

You scared me, Pops.

Once a marine,

always a marine.

Well...

Your lady ain't in there.

I can't give her

what she wants anymore.

You don't understand

what it's like.

You can still do

as you please.

Say what?

The last bohemian

that stayed here was the same.

Traipsin' around

in barely any clothes.

Enticin' my wife.

Yeah...

Okay, well,

we better get back up

to the house

and find out what's goin' on.

I know exactly

what's goin' on.

Maxine?

That woman was in my bed

touching me!

You're just

makin' things worse.

Help me!

Somebody! Please!

Nobody is comin' for ya.

Get back down in that cellar

and be quiet!

- Shut up!

- Help!

- Hey! Somebody, please!

- Kidnappers, murderers,

sex fiends,

lurkin' where

we least expect...

Help!

- Somebody, help!

- ...in good Christian homes,

right under our very noses!

Jackson?

Wayne?

Where are y'all?

Oh, my goodness.

Ma'am?

Ma'am? Be careful!

Step away from the edge,

it's dangerous.

It's all right. Here, here.

You're safe now, okay?

Are you hurt?

I don't see anything.

My nana gets confused

sometimes as well.

I learned all about it.

Believe it or not,

I've even thought

about becomin' a nurse

one day.

So...

Okay. Why don't you

come with...

Oh!

What the hell

did you do that for?

I don't need a nurse.

Why should you get

to have it all?

What have you ever done

except be a whore?

Okay, you know what?

You don't want my help?

No problem.

I was just tryin' to be nice.

You don't deserve

to be able to just flaunt it

in my face like you do.

It ain't my fault you didn't

live the life you wanted.

Now move

out of the way, please.

Move! You mean old ugly b...

Bitch.

Was that the one?

You know I don't like blondes.

Disgustin'.

Lorraine?

RJ?

Uh, place is empty.

What about

that other fella, Wayne?

In the barn.

Stuck like the pig he was.

Well, that's three down.

Four.

And I got another

kept up at the house for you.

I don't want her.

This one was different.

She had something special.

Like I did.

Sick and tired of never

gettin' what I want.

You know I want to give it

to you, Pearl.

But I'm tired, too.

I know.

Tell me I'm special.

Of course you are.

I've felt that way

since the first moment we met.

You were the most

beautiful woman I'd ever seen.

Oh, not anymore.

Always.

Tell me I'm yours.

That you still want me.

Make me feel young again.

What if my heart

can't take it?

It can.

Fuck me, Howard.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Help!

Help!

Somebody, help me, please!

Let me out of here!

Keep your voice down.

Don't tell me

to be quiet!

I was locked in a dungeon

down there!

These old people

are fucking crazy!

I have to get

out of this house

before they kill me, too.

We need to find the keys

to their truck.

I never should have

listened to you.

This is all your fault!

Lorraine, we need

to stick together.

I hate you!

I hate you all so much!

Lorraine!

I told her to stay

in the damn cellar!

That's all right.

We don't need her anymore.

We got each other again.

Help me

drag the body inside.

If she's in the house,

that's self-defense.

That's the law.

You don't

really believe

anyone's gonna come

looking for 'em, do you?

We ain't

gonna risk it.

We need

to play this smart, Pearl.

No sense in making a mess now.

If nobody shows up

by tomorrow,

we'll take the body

and we'll dump her

in the pond with the others.

Which reminds me,

we're gonna need

to get Wayne outta the barn

and sink him, too.

She's heavier than she looks.

Howard. Howard!

Howard?

Howard?

Howard!

Where are the keys

to the truck?

- He's having a heart attack.

- I don't give a shit!

- Where are the fucking keys?

- Well, now...

- In the kitchen...

- ...here we all are...

- ...under the lamp.

- ...together.

Howard?

We have reached a crossroad.

With salvation...

- Howard?

- ...or damnation?

You're gonna rot when people

find out what you've done.

The time is now.

- What I have done?

- For if we do not take control

- of our own fate, the Lord...

- What about you?

...shall do it for us.

You don't think I know

who you really are?

I saw what you did

in the barn.

You're a deviant little whore.

We're the same.

You'll end up just like me.

Time to turn our backs on sin

and make the commitment...

I'm nothin' like you.

...once and for all.

You're a kidnappin',

murderin' sex fiend.

I'm a fucking star!

The whole world

is gonna know my name.

I want

to hear you all.

Say it with me now.

I will not accept a life

- I do not deserve.

- I will not accept a life

I do not deserve.

Hallelujah!

Stop fuckin' starin' at me!

Now, that's what I call

divine intervention!

The Lord smiles on those who

accept Him. Praise his name!

Glory be to Jesus!

My hip...

Help.

Shh!

You whore!

You're not innocent!

You're not special!

It'll all be taken from you!

Just like it was from me!

I'll tell everyone

what you are!

It'll be our secret.

Divine intervention.

Praise the fuckin' Lord.

I hope that,

through my own admission,

others may find the light.

I wanna show y'all somethin'.

Get a shot of this.

There she is.

My beautiful

little daughter Maxine.

Lured into a life of sin

by the very deviants

we warn of here

on a daily basis.

From our lovin' home

into the hands of devils.

We pray, one day,

she'll find her way home

to us.

Amen.

Bless you, bless you.

What do you reckon

happened, Sheriff?

How the hell

should I know?

Hey, boss.

One of the boys

found this inside.

What do you think is on it?

Well, by the looks

of everythin'...

I'd say one goddamn fucked up

horror picture.