Wolf Watch (2014) - full transcript

[Dramatic music]

[Applause]

Welcome to Wolf Watch, everybody.

I'm your host, Jill Wagner, with the one,

the only, DJ Cole Plante at my side.

- Whoo!
- Cole, Cole, Cole!

And we're changing things up
a bit tonight for the show.

In honor of the fifth
episode of the season,

we've got singing sensation
Fifth Harmony on the couch.

[Cheers and applause]
So please welcome Ally...

- Hi.
- Normani...



- Hey.
- Lauren...

Dinah and Camila.

- Yeah.
- Hey!

Okay, ladies.

First of all, I just
want to know why you guys

are drawn to the show and
what you love about the show.

- The acting is incredible.
- So good.

- Phenomenal.
- Also, I love how it's...

you know, the theme of it is supernatural,

but the banter between the
characters is so relatable

and it's so witty, and
it kind of makes you want

to be in that supernatural world.

Although, realistically,
I'd probably die in,

- like, two seconds.
- Yeah, you would.



- She would.
- But still...

All right, let's talk about this episode...

- Let's do it.
- Because this was a good one.

- Let's get juicy.
- It was.

- So good.
- Yes.

Garret and Violet's cover
has kind of been blown.

Do you guys think that
there's gonna be more murders?

Well, considering that at
the end of the episode, um,

- Violet was strangled by Skye...
- Yeah.

And she kind of fell to
the floor, I am assuming...

- I thought she died.
- Right?

This is just me assuming, so
I could be completely wrong,

- but I'm assuming that she has...
- I feel like she's not dead.

Is not with us anymore
because she tried to, you know,

go against Scott, and that
just didn't work out for her.

- Or there can be a plot twist.
- And I feel like...

I feel like Garrett
will be weakened by that.

Cole, what's your predictions
for what's gonna happen next?

You... so you seem to always
have these great predictions.

I think Garrett's gonna
try and save Violet,

in a sense, from wherever she might be.

Mm-hmm.

I think Scott's gonna be hunting Garret.

And I think more killers
might be introduced,

because that seems to be the
theme of all the episodes.

- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

So Scott was able to break through

the thermal cut wire. Right.

Which, by the way, where can I get one?

- I don't know how he did it.
- Kind of cool.

- I know.
- I'm just saying.

- I kind of want one.
- Yeah.

- Kind of cool.
- Stylish, right?

Normani, would you ever
go up against an Alpha?

Personally, I choose my battles wisely.

I don't think, like, I
would go against Scott

just because, you know, he's the lead man.

He knows what he's doing.

And I think that he would probably,

- like, just murder me.
- [Laughter]

Um, okay, Cole, Liam admits that he has

intermittent explosive disorder.

- I.E.D.
- I.E.D.

- What a play on words, huh?
- Yeah, mm-hmm.

So how is that gonna be for Scott

to try to tame the wolf in him?

I mean, that's gonna be a little
difficult, don't you think?

I think of all the people
who were to try and tame him,

I think Scott's the best option...

- Absolutely.
- Because he got bitten himself

by Peter and he's
controlled it at this point.

He's an Alpha now, so he has
that leader quality in him.

And Liam's basically going
through the same thing

Scott went through when he first got bit.

So I think he's actually the best mentor.

Absolutely.

Well, let's move on to see what
we can add to our Wolf Stats.

No transformations this week,

but we did have shirtless Brett.

[All cheering]

I'm sorry, everyone, there
was no hookups either.

[All groaning] Boo!

- But we did get one death...
- Boo!

Which I'm very happy about.

Carrie was killed by Garrett.

I'm sorry, Carrie. Ah, which means deaths

are still way ahead so far this season.

And for our bonus stat,
six is the number of digits

Meredith was missing to
make a proper phone number.

[Laughter] Of course, it's
more if it's international.

Fortunately, Lydia was able
to crack the code anyway.

- Whoo!
- Lydia!

- [Cheers and applause]
- Okay, now,

here's where we stand

with our numbers for the season overall.

Guess what. It's time for a bonus scene

from next week's episode, courtesy of Kate.

Oh, yeah. Check it out.

Big fancy guns...

Coded death lists...

So called assassins...

And not one of you can answer
the simplest question...

[Grunts]

Who's paying the bills?

So I'll ask again.

Who is the Benefactor?

I swear to God, I've never seen him,

- never spoken to him.
- I know.

See, everybody says the same thing.

They don't know who he is, where he is.

"It's all done electronically.
I can't help you.

Please, I'm bleeding
to death. Please, stop.

- It hurts."
- Then what do you want with me?

It's been a long time since
someone's made me a mixed tape.

You got one too, didn't you?

No, no.

But I... but I know who did.

They look like kids.

Like teenagers.

They're called the Orphans.

Thank you, Kate Argent.

- Applause, applause.
- [Cheers and applause]

Okay, we have to take our first break,

but coming up, we'll name our
next Wolf Crush of the Week.

All: Oh!

And as always, we have a sneak
peek at next week's episode.

Cole, music please.

- [Dance music]
- [Cheers and applause]

[Dance music]

I would definitely rather be a pack member,

because if someone dies, I
don't want it to be on me.

Personally, I would be a third option.

I would be, like, an omega.

I would... I kind of do my own thing.

I would just be like, "you guys are cool.

I'll meet you there."

I would be comfortable
being a leader of the pack,

but at the same time if
the situation calls for it

and there's already somebody
that's filling that role,

I think I'd be happy to contribute

in whatever way I could, which I guess

kind of makes me like
Garrett in a weird way.

I'm an egocentric actor.

I'd rather be the leader
of the pack probably.

Maybe I'd become a pack member
and then build myself up.

That would be... that would
be the way to do it, I think.

No, I'd definitely rather
be the leader of the pack.

You've always got to be a
leader, never be a follower.

But don't eat people.

I'd rather be a pack member
because being a leader is fun,

I guess, but most of the time, it's not.

If everyone gets mad
at you, you're screwed.

Oh, if I had to choose,

I'm definitely the leader of the pack.

There's no way I'm following
along with somebody.

It's like, "no, no, no,
you're gonna listen to me

and you're gonna follow what I say."

- [Dance music]
- [Cheers and applause]

♪

Welcome back to Wolf Watch.

I'm Jill Wagner, kicking
back with DJ Cole Plante

and Fifth Harmony, my girls.

- Whoo!
- Yeah!

- Please...
- And, ladies,

you guys have a lot going on this summer.

- Yes, ma'am.
- Really.

- Busy, busy, busy.
- Very busy.

- So your new single, Boss...
- Yes!

That just came out a few weeks ago...

- Yeah!
- So can you tell me

the message behind the song?

It's pretty much like
kind of owning yourself

and your independence and
being confident with yourself

and just kind of showing that to the world.

And being, like, the boss of your own life.

- Yeah.
- So it's the first single

from your album Coming Out.

Can you tell me about the album?

It's leaning in a different direction

than we had originally.

- It's a lot more urban...
- Mm-hmm.

And it's a lot more rhythmic.

Obviously, we're a girl group,

so the theme of girl power

- and female empowerment...
- Whoo!

Has to be present.

- But I feel like...
- Yeah!

- Right here, baby.
- Yes! Yes!

- Right here, girl.
- Cool.

All: Yeah!

You don't get it because you're a male.

- Aww.
- It's okay.

- No, sorry, Cole.
- Sorry, Cole!

- Just kidding.
- I love you.

We still love you.

It's just sassy. It's nice.

- Yeah.
- Okay, I love that.

So I heard from a little birdie...

- Oh, snap.
- That you guys know Cole.

All: Yes!

Um, we were on tour with him...

- For the Demi Lovato Tour.
- For the Demi Lovato Tour.

Yeah, the tour was incredible. Yeah.

And you're about to go on
tour with Austin Mahone.

- All: Yes.
- There it is.

- Yeah.
- So excited.

Yeah, tell me about that.

We're super excited.

Um, Austin, he's a really
great person and we're

excited to just go on
tour with guys in general.

- Yeah.
- Just because, you know,

- we're always around each other.
- Yay, boys.

Plus we're also going to be playing

a lot of new songs from our new album.

- Yes.
- Yeah, that's really exciting.

All right, everyone,
switching gears for a minute.

Every episode of Teen Wolf features a lot

of crush-worthy guys. Oh, yes.

Amen.

But in honor of our
girl power show tonight,

we're choosing a lady for
our Wolf Crush of the Week.

- Yes!
- Yes, we are.

- Whoo!
- Yes, we are.

And Lydia is our lady.

- We love, love, love Lydia.
- She is.

All: Lydia, Lydia, Lydia,
Lydia, Lydia, Lydia!

She was able to unlock the
second section of the dead pool,

and even under all that stress,

she still looked glowing.

All: Lydia, Lydia, Lydia,
Lydia, Lydia, Lydia!

All right, it's time to check in

with our trusty Wolf Watch
correspondent Tyler Posey.

- Yeah.
- Tyler!

And to celebrate Fifth Harmony's visit,

he came up with a list of ten things

to bring harmony to your relationship.

- Oh, you shouldn't have.
- All: Aww.

- Tyler, take it away.
- So cute.

I've got to say, getting
bitten by a werewolf

and fighting off bad guys can put a damper

on one's love life.

But I've learned a thing
or two about what works.

So I'd like to share ten things

to bring harmony to your relationship.

Number ten, don't drag
your guy to an ancient ruin

in Mexico and turn him into a teenager.

That's a given. It
should go without saying.

Number nine, just because you're stuck

in an underground lair,

doesn't mean you can't
have a little romance.

Mwah!

Number eight, if she turns your dials...

[Radio static]

Don't hold it against her.

Number seven, if you hear voices,

keep it to yourself.

Number six, remind him that
you're "Star-lacrossed" lovers.

Get it?

Number five, be open to
meeting people at work,

because you never know
where love will find you.

Number four, don't give
her a grandma kiss, please.

Number three, don't be jealous if your girl

likes to dance with someone else.

Number two, a couple that slays together,

stays together.

And number one, when in doubt about math,

make out.

- Whoo!
- [Cheers and applause]

- Yay.
- All right.

We have to take another break.

But coming up, we'll find
out if Fifth Harmony's

drawing skills are as good
as their singing voices.

And we'll give you a preview
of next week's episode

presented by AT&T.

Cole, you know what I want. I want music.

- [Dance music]
- [Cheers and applause]

[Dance music]

[Cheers and applause]

I'm Jill Wagner, joined as always

by DJ Cole Plante, and we're
spending time with Ally,

Normani, Lauren, Dinah, and Camila,

also known as Fifth Harmony.

- Whoo!
- Howdy.

All right, it's time to play

one of my favorite Wolf Watch games.

I'm dividing you up.

Ally, Normani, and Lauren on one team,

and Dinah, Camila, and Cole on the other.

One person from each team
will pick Teen Wolf terms

out of a container and then
draw them on that giant pad

while your teammates try to guess

what the picture represents.

Now, the team has until this
timer full of mountain ash

runs out to get as many as you can.

And whichever team gets more
right will be our winner.

- We got it.
- Let's play drawing blood.

Ally's team, you're up first.

- Yeah!
- Okay.

- All right.
- Come on, Lauren.

We got this. Whoo!

- Yeah.
- Don't let them distract you.

- Yeah.
- Okay, ready?

- Go on your cue.
- You got this, girl.

One, two, three.

- Come on, Lauren.
- Starts now.

- I believe in you!
- Hurry, hurry.

All right.

- We can't guess, right?
- Lacrosse?

- No.
- Soccer.

- Goal.
- Goal?

- Yes.
- Yes!

- Go, go, go, go!
- [Cheers and applause]

Go, go.

Come on, go, go.

- Is that the nose?
- What is that?

Oh, you're not supposed to guess.

- Um, eyes.
- Glowing eyes, glowing eyes.

- Wolf eyes. Wolf eyes.
- Glowing eyes.

- Wolf eyes.
- Are you kidding?

Oh, my gosh, that was awesome.

- Thanks.
- Hurry!

You probably have one more. Go, go, go, go!

- Lauren.
- She already sees the answer.

- And...
- Both: Lacrosse!

- We're out of time.
- [Buzzer]

- Did we get that one?
- That was it.

It's... what is it, though?

- Ah, no, we're out of time.
- Shoot.

- Dang it.
- It was so close, though.

- They would have gotten it.
- Dang it.

- It's a lacrosse stick.
- Oh, crap.

- I said lacrosse.
- You guys would have gotten it.

- Lacrosse is a game.
- Good drawing, Lauren.

- Good drawing. Good job.
- [Cheers and applause]

Okay, Dinah, get up here.

- Okay.
- Yeah!

- Good luck, girl.
- Let's do it.

- Kill 'em!
- Let's go, team killer!

- Team, team.
- Huh!

[Laughter]

- Ready to win, guys?
- Ready to win.

Let's do it. Great.

- Ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.

- Okay, let's go.
- You go.

- All right.
- Okay.

- Let's do this.
- [Gasps] Oh!

- Put the card down.
- Ice cube.

Ah!

- It's a king. It's a...
- Toma...

- Tomahawk.
- You don't...

No, she cheated! She cheated!

- You can't give them one.
- [Overlapping shouting]

- That's cheating!
- That is cheating.

- You can't get that one.
- Dinah.

- Ah, hair, Mohawk.
- A pineapple?

- That's definitely a pineapple.
- A sun.

I'm trying to look at what that could be.

- Claws! Claws!
- She wrote it!

Both: She wrote it down!
- It's claws!

- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you...

You know you don't get any of these.

- Just win.
- Claws.

I don't... I don't want to know what it is.

- A toenail.
- Come on, Cole.

- A phone, phone.
- A phone.

- Yes!
- Yes, yes, yes.

Keep going. Okay.

- Hurry! Here!
- Oh, God.

- Get one... one more, one more.
- Both: Time! Time!

[Buzzer] It's done!

- Time.
- Aah!

God.

I'm surprised you couldn't get those, Cole.

All right. That's okay.

What can I call your team?

The Wolf Eyes.

The Wolf Eyes. The Wolf Eyes win.

You guys win this jersey,

- Teen Wolf jersey.
- Yay!

- Season two of Wolf Watch.
- So cool!

- Whoo!
- There you go.

Here you go, here's one for each of you.

- Oh, thank you.
- Oh, and I'm not done.

'Cause now, we're getting
fashionable here on Wolf Watch.

The glasses. Oh, yes.
The Wolf Watch glasses.

Don't we get shirts for being nice?

- We get the glasses too?
- Look.

♪ And I'm not done, I'm not done ♪

- Oh, shoot.
- Look at that.

We need to come on this show more often.

Guess what. You get a gold mug that says,

- "Wolf Watch winner."
- [Cheers and applause]

- Rub it in, Jill.
- Hey!

- Rub it in.
- Here. Here's the mugs.

And this is my most fun part of the thing

because I get to give away stuff.

Um, you guys get a Wolf Watch loser mug.

- Ooh!
- Yay!

You can pass that back to them.

Sorry, guys.

You can rub it in a little bit.

- There you go, guys.
- We're the real winners.

All right, and now,
here's a gift that everyone

can enjoy... it's another bonus scene

from next week's episode of Teen Wolf.

- Check this out.
- Ooh!

- [Gagging]
- Ah!

What the hell is happening to this kid?

He's been poisoned by a rare wolfsbane.

I need to make an incision
and you need to hold him

as still as possible.

Hey, Derek, how about a
little werewolf strength?

Hey, I'm not the only one
here with werewolf strength.

If you can't hold him still,
the incision might kill him.

[Gagging, groaning]

I think he's slipping.
Don't think I can hold him.

- Ah!
- Whoa!

Ah!

I guess I still have a little
werewolf strength myself.

Yeah, maybe more than a little.

All right, everybody, when we get back,

we'll meet our Alpha of the Week.

And you definitely want to
stick around for a sneak peak

of next week's episode of Teen Wolf.

Oh, yeah. Let's get some music, Cole.

- [Dance music]
- Come on, Cole.

[Cheers and applause]

- [Dance music]
- [Cheers and applause]

Welcome back to Wolf Watch.

I'm here with our DJ Cole Plante.

Throughout the show I've
been talking to the ladies

- of Fifth Harmony.
- Yeah!

- I love you guys.
- Hi.

- Yeah!
- Ah, but now,

I want to talk to one of the fans,

our Alpha of the week.

And this week's Alpha is from Canada...

- Okay.
- Whoo!

And she shows off her
mega-fandom by making

Teen Wolf buttons with
clever catchphrases on them.

- Wow.
- And she's joining us

via video chat, so let's welcome Eri.

- Hi, Eri.
- All: Hi!

- Hi, Eri!
- Hi, Eri!

So I want to get into
these buttons that you do.

- These are amazing and they're so cool.
- Thank you.

How long have you been doing this?

Well, I started making
buttons about six years ago.

I got the machine just for fun,

and it really quickly
turned into making buttons

for a lot of different
fandoms, really nerdy things.

Um, and there's so many,
like, really quotable moments

on this show that it was
really easy to be like,

"oh, this needs to be a button,
and this needs to be a button."

Nice, very cool.

So, um, I hear that you met Tyler.

- Yes.
- There you are with Tyler.

- Aww.
- Yay.

Awesome.

- I have a Teen Wolf tattoo.
- You do?

- And you showed him your tattoo?
- Yeah.

- And what did he say?
- He was so excited.

He was bouncing around
the room. He was like,

"that's like my tattoo,
and like Scott's tattoo.

- We kind of match."
- Aww.

He's a really, really cool guy, isn't he?

- Aww.
- Yes.

- He's a sweetheart.
- Yeah.

So you know I have some
guests here with me.

- Fifth Harmony.
- All: Hi!

- What's up?
- I just want to know if you...

if you have any questions for any of us.

I have questions for you and for them.

- Okay.
- But the one that I want to ask

you is something that's been on my mind

since the finale of season three "B."

- Ooh.
- How hard was it to keep

the secret that Kate was coming back?

Ah, Jeff Davis and I had
this discussion season one.

So I knew way back, and it's hard for me

to keep this big mouth shut.

And I even had to lie to my
friends who do watch the show.

And plus, doing this show
and I'm talking to everybody

and everybody's like, "oh,
it's so bad that she died."

And I'm like... [laughter]

- Like, "uh-huh!"
- She didn't.

Oh! But you have no idea.

- Um, okay.
- [Laughter]

So I believe you have
time for another question.

I want to ask Fifth Harmony a question.

Since you ladies are your own little pack,

how do you think that you would fare

if you were dropped into Beacon Hills?

I feel like Dinah and I
would definitely take the side

as far as like protecting each other

- and we'd probably, like, fight.
- Like physically do it, right?

Yeah, like physically fight off the wolves.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

And then I feel like Lauren, she would be,

like, the strategic one.

Make sure that the fighting
is going the right way.

They're fighting the right people.

Yeah. She'd plan everything out.

That kind of situation.

And then Ally, she'd probably,

like, cook for us in a corner.

- Bake, bake, bake, bake.
- She'd bake for us.

- Surprise, here you go.
- Find some cherries

- in the woods.
- Girl's got to eat, right?

- Exactly.
- Thanks, Mani.

- And then Mila...
- Thanks, Mani.

Mila, I was getting to you.

I see. I see how it is.

She would write poems
and she would sing to us.

All right, Eri, awesome.

Thank you so much.

I love the buttons. Thank you so much.

Thank you for watching the show.

We love you. Love you too.

- Thank you.
- Bye.

- All right, bye-bye.
- All: Bye.

Congratulations again to
Eri, our Alpha of the Week.

And before we wrap things up,

it's time for an exclusive
preview of next week's episode.

- I love this part.
- Ooh!

- Enjoy.
- Ooh.

Ah!

Next, on Teen Wolf...

I don't want to keep watching people die.

I'm not sure you have
much choice about that.

If you can't stop one little car,

then one little Beta is going to die.

Maybe we should all be
running for Beacon Hills,

running for our lives...

[Overlapping screams]

As fast as we can.

[Cheers and applause]

Oh, yeah. It's gonna be a good one.

All right, thanks to our
guests, Fifth Harmony.

- [Cheers and applause]
- And, as always,

thank you to DJ Cole Plante.

And you can keep watching
the after-after show

with director Jen Lynch. She's amazing.

And next week, Wolf Watch
is all about the mentors.

Melissa Ponzio and Haley Webb will be here

- to drop some knowledge on us. All: Ooh!

Plus, actor Alex Saxon, who is starring

in the new MTV series Finding Carter.

Until then, I'm Jill Wagner reminding you

to watch your back because you never know

what creatures are lurking
out there in the dark.

- You never know.
- All: Ooh!

Cole, music.

Yay! [Dance music]

[Cheers and applause]