Wo ist Fred? (2006) - full transcript

(Bob Geldorf, "Sha La La La Lee")

(Radio) in a few minutes
Let's go 46:50 to the 3rd quarter

the meeting Alba Berlin
against Bayer Giants from Leverkusen.

We are curious if Mercurio Müller
Alba leads to victory again.

So, honey, your coke!

Why did you buy cola light?
- It was not on purpose.

Tastes good too.

(Stadium announcer) The albatrosses of Alba
Berlin, the best team in Germany!

The German Champion: Alba Berlin!

You are filming the new disability ward!

Then I want some 'close ups', like that
Wheelchairs drive over our new ramp.



And to Vangelis.
- Mr. Held ...

Ben, in basketball there are none
Hierarchies. Listen!

I want a hot image movie,
but we do not want to look disabled.

But Mr. Hubert and Mr. Baldi wanted,
that the disabled fans have their say.

First:
The two are in the USA.

Secondly:
I am the boss of the marketing agency.

And thirdly:
You owe the job to me.

Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Hey, leave the Asi!

(Onlookers) Alba! Alba! Alba!

Hello!
Where is Block K?

Block K has been relocated. Here is now
the grandstand for the disabled fans.

There's Block J and there's Block L,
where is block K?

Block K is up there, between R and T.
- Does nobody believe in the alphabet anymore?

(Stadium announcer) Ball possession Alba.



Attack of the albatross!

30 points!
Mercurio makes his 30th point in the game.

Will he be again
break his point record?

Fred!

Excuse me.

Do you look chic?
- Unfortunately I did not find a parking space.

You are sweaty.

N / A...
- But somebody is glad to see me.

What's this?

Hey!

Oh!

Ah ... Fred!

That's 785 yellow gold
with a 7 mm cultured pearl.

8 mm, to be exact.
Mara ...

The next attack!

The last 10 months ...
Can you wait a moment?

But of course, yes.

I have'...

(Ekellaut)
knelt me ​​in a bratwurst. Crap!

Fred Krüppers ... yes, I want!

(Stadium announcer) That's
the new scoring record for Mercurio ...

(all) Müller!

Fred, I want you the most important
Imagine people in my life.

Linus, that's Fred.

The special friend,
who works at grandpa's on the construction site.

Hey, Linus! How are you? I'm looking forward
to get to know you.

How was the diet camp?

Um ... in the holiday camp?

You're not my father.
- I know that.

The points are not recognized.

But we'll be buddies, huh?
- Lalalala ...

I can not hear you.
- I brought you something!

This sweet teddy ...
- He is very sensitive,

because his organs are upside down!
- Oh!

Fred, if we have a real family
want to be, then ...

Mara, that's all I want.

Maybe you do not have it yet
found the right access to him.

I know him for 2 minutes.
- Maybe it is too early ...

Mara, give me a chance
I can do it!

This does not look good.

Okay, then show him you're there for him
are! - Okay.

That you love him as much as me!
- Okay.

The referees discuss
and apparently ...

Incredible! The litter counts!
This is new hall record!

We all know,
which ritual is next:

The visit of the tribune
our friends with disabilities!

Why do these Spastis always get the ball?
- Sweetheart, Spasti is a password.

That means physically disabled people. Yes?
- That's completely unfair!

Why always get
these behindis the whole balls?

Fred, why do not you explain that to him?
Come on!

One often has the feeling
that disabled people are preferred.

For example, the whole
Disabled Parking ...

which are always empty anyway.

Or the handicapped ward.

But you must not be jealous,
because disabled people do not jump, run ...

What do you want with the ball?
Rummage around on it?

Fool your son!

He hates me.
- No!

I wish for my birthday
a ball from Mercurios record season.

That's what I wish for more
than anything else in the world!

I think I know someone
who can get the ball! Right, Fred?

She marries you when you get the ball
procure? - Do not you understand anyway.

You are hot
on the daughter of the boss.

But why all the stress,
just to marry the old woman?

Mara sees something big in me.
- There's nothing big about you, man.

I have to get the ball!
Think about it!

(Bubock) Mr. Krüppers?
- Him again! Yes?

(Bubock) There is a problem!

The handicapped pedestal may after the
Ramp heel should not be shorter than 1.20 m.

Your podiums are all 15 cm too short.

Then the ramp goes over the sidewalk!
Should I reset the house 15 cm?

It's not the city's job
To solve your problems.

We are only obliged to
Find out irregularities.

When I rebuild the ramp,
it costs me a week!

It's not the city's job
to pay attention to your appointments.

We are just ...
- Close your eyes!

We're building a dance studio.

Traffic on
this ramp will be limited.

Good. Fred Krüppers
to report to the building supervisor.

I'm building your fucking ramp,

the whole street
I build disabled-friendly.

There are more disabled people than you think.

- You will hear from us.

(Fred quietly) asshole!

Fan Shop.
- Huh?

Yes, get Linus' n signed ball!

Hi sweetheart,
you look ... charming.

Linus has a cold. He is because of
his twisted organs so vulnerable.

He lay in bed all day.
He can only eat yes torties.

There it has to be
but really shit.

He cheers him up.
- He's from the fan shop.

He never realizes that.

Where is my ball?
- There it is.

Everyone can buy the ball in the fan shop.
- That's true,

but for that the whole crew has
signed on it.

Either a real ball from Mercurio
or forget Mara!

Handkerchief?
- Thank you.

Such a ball you can
not just buy on eBay.

I say that you have touched me.
- What?

That you have groped my cock.
- I think'...

Can I have my pants back?

There are your DNA traces on it.
- That's enough!

Mami!
- Well, you two!

Fred gets me a real ball from
Mercurios record season for a birthday.

Na girls, go for a strike?

Your lousy mood inhibits
my erotic charisma.

Mara is not for you.

We are
simple people, we do not think much.

Not us, Alex, but you.

I want a family.

We are your family,
one in which all drink beer.

(Alex) Exactly!

That's what I mean.
(Mother) Yes, great!

Get the little bastard something else!

'A doll.
- He does not want a doll.

A basketball lands on the shelf,
but a doll is a friend for life.

I think it's stupid,
what you do everything for him.

If he gets it,
that I will fight for him, then

I need a fucking ball like that.

- Only disabled people get it.

What is,
when they see us on TV?

The game is on pay TV,
nobody who knows us has Pay-TV.

What shoud that?
- You do not look disabled.

Alba wishes you a lot of fun!
- Turn around!

(Fred) Turn around!
(Alex) What?

He can not walk
and do not speak.

Huh?
- He sits silently in a wheelchair.

Is it Fred?
- Ahhh

But he stands on basketball.

Hold on!
- That was not my idea, so

You forgot your pennant. Have fun!
- Thank you.

I can not talk?
- You can not talk like that.

Unfortunately we are full.
- That's stupid.

Maybe next time.

What is it?

mmmmm
- He was so looking forward to it.

What has he?
- a seizure.

Bjorn!

Huh?

Just a little sedative.

- Thank you. Class.

Will you come back?
- Ne.

Then we have a free seat.
Did he get excited in vain?

(Alex) It worked.

Excuse me.

When the game is over,
I'll pick you up OK.

Tachchen, Ronnie.

They call me Mercurio,
because I'm the biggest Mercurio Müller fan.

(Stadium announcer) Are you ready?
- Whistle, you Mongo!

And come here
the albatrosses of Alba Berlin.

Do you know who discovered Mercurio?
Swesi Memultese.

And in which club?
TuS Lichterfelde.

Do you know where he should play?
Center.

Do you know how much transfer Alba paid,
to get him?

200,000 euros.

Move your asses!
I want to see cups!

Mercurio means Mercury in German,
that was the messenger of the gods.

Mercury is called in English

This is Benno Held. He was 10 years in
the NBA and twice in the final of the playoffs.

He is a legend.
Now he advertises Alba.

Mercurio breaks again today
his own point record.

Today I get his ball.
Am I right?

I am right!

(all) Defense!

Los Mercurio, get it in!

Go! Go! Go!

Oh shit, he takes off ...

This will be a new record!

(Stadium announcer) 34 points in one game!
This is new hall record!

Incredible! For the third time in a row
is there a record ball from Mercurio!

Oh man,
These are really great playoffs!

Here!
Come to Daddy! Come over!

Here! Come over!
Come over!

(Cheers applause)
- Yes! Yes!

Ahhhhouhhh

But that was my ball!
That was my ball!

Shift!
That was my ball!

Congratulation! The ball is signed
and receives a certificate of authenticity.

What? He has my chair
drove down here.

Mr. Kimmel, you are really real
the last one who can complain.

What?

I'm Ronnie,
Alba fan since there is Alba!

But I understand, you want '
the hard way. You get the hard!

Huah?

Do you have him on it?
- Huah?

Hello. Congratulations.
Is not easy to get one.

I am Denise Popnik. What's your name?
- Uhhhhh

Can not you speak?
Ah, you could not tell me that.

2 fats in 2 seconds.

You did it, dude!
- Are you here with him?

Yes.
- What's his name?

Fred Krüppers
- Ööhnein.

Fred cripple man.
Fred Krüppelmann?

Yes, is not that ironic of fate?
So girls, we have to go.

Vicky, can you zoom in?

(Denise) Mr
- Alex Nordberg. Hello Vicky.

(Denise) Are you Fred's keeper?
- I care for him occasionally.

But I think that's a great time
I spend with a friend.

What is it for?
- This will be an image film for Alba Berlin.

You can not miss that.
- We advertise for the handicapped ward.

Ah understand.

That's why we would like to film you both.
- Nönönönö.

We are happy to help.
We are always together,

7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
- I have to go on.

Let go!
- I thought you knew.

What?

For the certificate
we need the ball for a week.

A woohoohoo ...

They get the ball again.
Do you understand me?

Does he understand me?
- Give me a minute!

Thank you. (Sighs)

What's your problem?
- What I have for a problem?

I have to go to a disability documentary
play!

I did not want to attract attention.

You just do that,
to fuck Vicky!

And?
- I will not do that.

This is an afternoon in the park.
I push you around and they film us.

If someone sees us?
- This is just a corporate video.

You have the ball on time
for the birthday of Linus.

What is going to happen big?

Juhuhu!

Linus, Fred has the ball for you!
- Good for him.

How did you do that?
(Fred) You know me.

I let my relationships play.
- Oh, Fred.

You make me happy.
Do you need to go to the construction site?

Mmh, I have to lay 40 m line.

You're going to sweat a lot.

Maybe I'll come over later.
- I get goose bumps.

(Ring)
- I have to go. Peck!

Double kisses!

Oh, you shit!

Fred? Alex? Is everything ok?
- (clink)

(lamenting sounds)
- Fred!

For God's sake, Fred! Where is Alex?
Oh God!

So ... Stop shooting, help me!

Who knows how long he is lying around.
- Get me a towel!

Is everything ok?
It will be right back.

God, he is ticklish.

(Denise) Where is your wheelchair?

There they are!
- I thought you were a keeper.

I am too,
That's my hobby.

Where is his wheelchair?
- I should not have left him alone.

But I had to
what to fix on the wheelchair.

In the morning, at 7:30? Yes?
- Yes...

He was there at the moment, that sometimes men
just like that ...

What happened?

He will not be able to say that.
- I'm the only one who understands him.

Fred, what happened?

Aaaaaah.
- Understand, and what else?

Haüüüöh.

And then?
- Hnnnnnn.

Oh God, that's so nice.

He already wanted to prepare the breakfast.
I'll get the wheelchair.

There's a top ball.
Are you going bowling?

I bet,
he is the terror of the bowling alley.

Maybe we can
playing together?

You can not invite him to sports!
- Vicky!

What?
- Got him!

We drive to the nursing home Hildegardhaus.
- Sounds good.

How can a wheelchair user on the 3rd floor
live without elevator.

This is not a problem.
He loves to.

So Fred, let's go!

Fred!

Everything okay?

What?

(laughs) 8 seconds?

That's a new record!
Fred, that's great.

He beat by a second!

He feels really comfortable there?
- He loves the wind over everything.

(Absynthe Minded, "Pretty Horny Flow")

Do you need help?
- No, we are a well-rehearsed team.

(Alex) Hoppala.
'(Mobile rings)

Hello?
- Can I talk to Fred?

Fred speak? Uh, yes, yes.

Ähhhhhhhh
- Fred, is that you? Where are you?

Düüüdüüü.

Who is there?
Give me Fred!

Here is Alex.
- Alex

What's happening?
- What about Fred?

Everything is okay.
- Do we need water on the 2nd floor?

Well, you need in the dance studio
on the 2nd floor water?

Täöugh. - You're sure to hit the right one
Decision.

Okay guys, it starts!

I insert that.

No arms, no legs,
but he thinks he is a construction worker.

Look Fred,
they even have buttercups!

Fred loves buttercups.
They remind him of his dead mother.

Welcome to the nursing home Hildegard.
My name is Hildegard.

I am Isabella and since then it
Disabled facilities at Alba

(Voice Computer) Is sports enthusiasm
no privilege anymore. I love football.

Wait, um, it has to be basketball.
- I think basketball shit.

Okay, um

I love football,
but also basketball.

Since we are fans at Alba

Awesome! Awesome!

Mehmet, we practiced the text!

He can also say something else.
- He says what he has to say.

Say it or
I paint the day out!

Which day trip?
- You are impossible!

Oh, my little angels

Since we are fans at Alba,
we have a lot of fun in life.

Alba Berlin is the best club.
I even got a tattoo done.

WOW!

Fred, a little more smile!

Excellent!

And hold up the ball!

Fred is not present enough.
- Probably because he does not speak.

We'll take another take!
Let's go back to the beginning.

That's Fred. The biggest fan,
you can imagine.

He can not speak.

But you can see it in his eyes,

how much
the record ball has changed his life.

Hit in, be a sports fan and show the people
the smile of a true fan out there!

He is incredibly telegenic.

And once again hold the ball up!
Excellent!

Ronnie, one of our difficult cases!

That's the Mongo!
- Does he speak?

No, we gave up hope.

Stand still!

It was all very stressful for him.

So you meet again.

We are driving home.
- Like, who has at least care level 3.

Of course he does not live alone.
- What has he?

Oh, quite normal. Default.

He can not walk,
speak and ... he slobbers.

Are you trained?
- Yes of course.

No he is not.
- What are you talking about?

I do not feel that you're fine
to deal with the situation.

For whom do you work?
Who cares for this creature of God?

Me and a professional foster company.

Alex, you are overwhelmed.

Whats the name of the company?
- Be ... Beh ... Behindi service.

I never heard of them.
- But they exist.

I will check that.

A disabled person is not a hamster,

one strokes from time to time
and blundering the rest of the day!

Bravo!
- Fred is not a hamster.

I think he should stay here
until the situation has resolved.

Yes, I see that as well.

Thank you!
- That was all your idea.

This afternoon was my idea?

Should I get displayed?
- What about the construction site?

Zlatko is planning the installation
the water pipes! Zlatko ...

Are we going to have a drink?
- I'll come with you!

Oh no, leave it!

Wow, that's so cool. She is so horny.
- Get me out of here

and as fast as possible!

I'll do it, okay?

So, and now ...

Rest time!

(Swinging girl,
"Let yourself be pampered with music")

You stole my ball
and you will pay for it. You will be b ...

Uh ... er ... er ...

You have to breathe very calmly!
- Ronnie, what's up?

I can not breathe!

(Niklas) Ronnie, what's up?

(Fred) Come here!

Uh ... er ... er ...

uh ... Oh!

Are you stupid?
- I'm stupid.

I thought you were dying!

- We knew you were not handicapped.

Where from?
(all) Similar ...

You're pretty keen on the ball.

He's for the son of my future,
he is virtually disabled.

You like him?
- He is a very dear.

(computer voice) I ...
- Shut up, he stole my ball!

I'm fucking this ball!

All I
wanted to play in this movie!

Mercurio and Benno Held
would have shaken my hand.

And you messed this up for me!

This is just a corporate video.

Do not tell me anything!
I worked at the film for 2 years.

(Niklas) As gatekeeper.

What do you want from me?
- So ... good question!

What does a spasticity want?

You will make sure
that I come in this movie,

always nice by your side.

And as long as that works,
I'm your best buddy.

But as soon as you do something,
which does not suit me,

I'll let you go freezing cold.

Do you have something on the pear?

Bath time! Who is the first?

Oh!

Ohh

Here's Fred,
News after the beeping!

Fred, if you do not call halfway,
then I will order the table!

What's the shit?

That's for the insurance,
so we will not fall out.

Goodnight My sweetheart.
- Good night.

(Hildegard) Good morning.

We eat,
until the duckling is visible.

Good Morning.
- Good Morning.

Ready for the new day of shooting?
There is also a surprise for you.

Here's Fred,
News after the beeping!

That was me,
if you remember who I am!

Nutella is all.
- Then eat sausage!

I did not mean it like that.
We're off to go and buy Nutella.

♫ Hooray, we go to Alba,
there is no way to go far.

♫ What is Mercurio doing today?
He is tripping over the field.

♫ Playing his opponents dizzy,
he is our hero.

♫ Mercurio makes us rejoice
in all eternity.

♫ Hooray, we go to Alba,
there is no way to go far.

♫ Hooray, we go to Alba,
there is no way to go far.

The offspring of Alba Berlin maintains
for years the contact to disabled people.

Mr. Krüppelmann, the children were
very moved by your fate.

Especially, as we have heard
that it came from the bite of a harmless mosquito.

We have a surprise for you.
Right?

(all) Yes

The kids have him from the money
bought for their team trip.

(Voice Computer) Welcome to
Language Genius 2000. Welcome

What do you think of him?

I can not accept that.
(all) Yes!

Now we can talk to each other!

He even has text modules.
- Can you help me on the stairlift?

Top!
- We prepare the interviews.

Oh ... interview?

What fascinates you about basketball?

I am asked this again and again:
"Why are you the biggest fan ever?"

And I answer:
"It was laid in my cradle."

I still have the voice of my mother in it
Ear...

she said, "Rainer," Rainer
is my father.

She always said "Rainer" a bit with the
Way in which very special women speak.

"Rainer," hands over
folded her pregnant belly,

"It is so far!"
- Ronnie! - What?

That does not fit in the movie anymore.

But the best is yet to come!
- Fred wants to tell something too.

Fred even wants
tell very interesting things.

He is also a big Alba fan,
exactly like you!

No one is a bigger Alba fan than me.

And if someone in this movie to speak
should come, then ... shit!

I want to interview Fred now.

Good idea!
- Hawaha

He is not an Alba fan
and he is not

bebebe ".
Hey! What shoud that?

Oh God!
- Finally something different.

(Ronnie) Hey!

Why is nobody helping him?

(Ronnie) Help!

What is that here? Crap!

Ahhhh!

(Ronnie) Help me up!
- Supi!

(sighs) Poor Ronnie, somehow he will
not really finished with his fate.

(Ronnie) Man!

You are so different Fred.

You are never angry. I mean,
You have good reasons to be angry.

(Voice Computer) When Alba loses,
I'm angry.

Do you have a dream, Fred?

Tell her, Fred!

He dreams of a bowling alley
a family celebrating their family happiness.

Is not that uncool?

That's a wonderful dream.
I wish you were fulfilled.

Are we taking a break for a moment?
See you soon!

That's not okay, what we do.

Did you see her great ass?
- I already have a wife.

Mara was at the construction site,
I told her you're on the date.

What kind of appointment, am I the polisher?
- She said that too.

And if you do not report ...
- Then?

I did not understand it,
the jackhammer was so loud.

Mmmh, they have good cookies here,
the disabled!

(Voice Computer) Denise,
There is something I have to tell you!

I am not disabled.

I'm just pretending to be the son of mine
Girlfriend can get the basketball.

Denise is looking for you.
- I am sorry!

Oh God!
- I have to tell her the truth.

She is a woman. It is from nature
given that we lie to them.

Hello!
- I'll get the ambulance.

Hello!

Can we talk?
- Of course, but only after the trip.

Surprise!
I even have your ball with me.

We go bowling here?
- Yes.

Then I get us a train. Yes?

(Orson, "No Tomorrow")

We all have to pretend
as if Fred is disabled!

It's about life and death.

Hey!
- N / A.

Is not that awesome, all friends of ours.
Hello!

Look, Zlatko and Stefan!
- Hello. - Well, guys!

Hey, Fred! How is it?

(Computer voice) Hello Zlatko, hello Stefan!
- Oh god, Fred

(crying) Oh no.

That's the joy
about the new wheelchair.

So you are bowling with Fred?
- He brewed 230 a week last week.

What, a 230?
That is unbelievable!

Well, I really want to see that!
Let's bowl! Hm?

(expectant music)
- Well, watch out now!

Unbelievable, what he does for Fred.
- He is a saint.

I hope not.

Ahhhhhh!

That was a strike! That was a strike!

Fred Wuhuhu!

Supi! Awesome!
(Impact)

Well, is it fun to play the spasti?

Try it, muff face!

I only touch a basketball.
- Are you enjoying yourself?

Hmm.
- You have not thrown yet.

Vicky!
We still have to film Ronnie.

Yes, sure!
- Yes.

Alright!

I'm glad you caught the ball
have. I enjoy my work again.

Your life is really hard.
Why are you always in such a good mood?

I did not want to shoot this movie first.
My cousin is also in a wheelchair.

And I ... I always found him disgusting.

I was afraid that he drooling on me.

And when I got the movie offered,

I was afraid
to work with disabled people.

But then you came!

Everything OK?
- Mmh

Did I do something wrong?
- Mm.

Denise, there is something I tell you
got to! - What?

Me me me me...
- Nuhnuhnuh.

I love you.

Fred ...

I did not mean it like that.
- Do not be ashamed now!

I appreciate your honesty.
I just need time.

Well, you sweeties!

If it had gone to me,
he would have told you for a long time.

I have to go.

Looks very sweet, if that is sad.
- Get me out of here!

Here!

I do not believe that now.

Oh...

Ah...

Hey, I want a closeup. Got it?

(Fred) Ouch!

(Fred) She's killing me.
- I have to go to the bathroom.

Women want a good excuse.
- You really have no idea about women.

I want an excuse
and a good one!

Ah...

He has prepared the wedding.
- What, you have prepared the wedding?

Hmm.

Fred!

Should be a surprise.
- You're so sweet.

How he hangs there, even for Linus.
He's always talking about this ball.

But that's only on the birthday.
- Yes.

Did not you want to go to the bathroom?
- Yes. Mara can I use the toilet?

Yes, but sit down!
- Does not change the shit anyway.

Dad wants to meet you.
- Really?

Yes, but he's still a little doubtful about you.
- How so?

Construction worker and a bad Abi

But I told him
that you will become the best construction manager in the world.

(Fred) What would I be without you?

Will he like me?
- Yes, sure.

When things are going so well at the construction site,
as you say. Is everything going well, right?

Yes, sure.

Good, daddy is coming tomorrow.

Water pipes in the elevator shaft?
Where should the elevator go now?

You can install a smaller one.

Is there a truck driving over it? - The
is a mosaic, is now in vogue.

Which stupid idiot built this wall?
This is a balcony!

If that is not gone by tomorrow,
Can I forget my promotion!

What kind of promotion?
- I'm promoted by the boss.

So, now it's out.

Where is Fred?

Well, good question,
that would be better here.

Good Morning!
- Maybe he works at the construction site.

What?
- He is full of surprises.

Hmm.
- Go ahead! He is happy for sure.

Hey Fred, your old lady is downstairs
and want to talk to you.

With our boss?
- The other old woman.

(Denise) Fred?
- Crap!

Where is my wheelchair?

Fred, are you there?

(Fred) Give me that thing!
- Okay.

Fred! Hello!
(Zlatko) Hello!

I never expected that.
- He wants to help us.

(Zlatko) Yes.
- Why without a wheelchair?

Because of the corners.
- That's how he gets better.

How else does he move?
the whole day?

He crawls.
- What?

He crawls around.
- As?

That's good for the muscles.
Show your Muckis!

Rob, Fred!
(Alex) Show what you can!

Now robb nice!
- That's good for his back.

(Denise) Fred,
can you do that with the work?

He raised the western front alone.
- What?

Yes!

That is unbelievable.

Others give up and you build houses.

Our Fred.
- But he wants to chuck the job.

Why?
- He is ashamed of it.

I think that's great,
how you take your life in your hands.

I would like to show you my rough cut
at my home. Are you ready?

We are not finished yet.
- I can wait.

Nuh Nuh!

Go with me, I'll take care of everything!

- Great, I have the wheelchair in the car.

(Absynthe Minded, "Pretty Horny Flow")

Well, Puschel! Where is he now?
your construction worker?

Man, I rang the bell twenty times.
- Really? Sorry.

Excuse me,
this is my roommate.

He is a medical student
and is currently studying for his Physikum.

OK

(New Found Glory, "I Do not Want to Know")

(Chants) Alba! Alba! Alba!

I am Isabella and since then the
Handicapped ward at Alba

We have a lot of fun in life.

I am asked this again and again:
"Why are you the biggest fan ever?"

Move your asses,
I want to see cups!

Wuh uh u!

(Computer voice) I can not do that
accept! (all) Yes!

(Ronnie) Come on, Mercurio!

(Alex) That's Fred, the biggest fan you can
can imagine.

He can not speak.

But you can see in his eyes how much
the record ball has changed his life.

Hit in, be a sports fan and show the people
the smile of a true fan out there!

That was Ronnie Kimmel for Alba.
- (cheers)

N / A?

(Computer voice) The movie is really good.
- Well, Benno Held thinks him awful.

I should cut everything differently.

This is art.
You can not change anything!

That's just what you say.

No.
- But!

No no no no.

Hm.
- But.

Your toe has moved.

Yes, he moved.

Malte!
That is unbelievable.

Malte!

Okay Chrissi, the fibular profundus
from the fibula. Here so

Do you notice something?

(Painted) Between big ones
and middle toe.

Well, then I'll hit the cannula
between big and middle toe. Thank you.

No, I have not learned yet.
OK. Bye.

So, if you feel that here now,
that would have been crazy!

I do not notice anything.

Ah, wait!
There is still the Fibularis superficialis.

The runs here behind.

There! There it is even more sensitive.

Do you notice something now?

No.

Oh, painted!
- Uff. Well, you do not realize it anyway.

Hello, Fred mobile.
- Who's there?

Denise Popnik. Who's there?
- Where is Fred?

Fred is just gone. Who's there?
- Mara Grundmann, Fred's fiancée.

Fiancée?

You can trace calls back.
- Did not Fred talk about the movie?

What a movie?
- Well, the image film about Alba Berlin.

He has the record ball of

Oh no, now I understand.
He wanted to surprise you.

Do not tell Fred anything
from our phone call!

Can we meet?
I would like to interview you.

With me? An interview?
- Yes.

Would you have time today?

I'm in the registry office.
Can we meet after that?

At the Bellini, at eleven?

Yes that would be great.
- Okay.

See you later, bye.
- Bye.

We are doing the right thing.
- Why should not it be the right one?

I said we're doing the right thing.
- That is it.

We'll meet with my in an hour
Sister. I have to do something.

What do you do?
- See you later.

Ha!
- Fred?

Fred?

Fred!

Ah, you think Fred is me.
But poor Fred is in a wheelchair!

I am Theodor Krüppelmann,
his twinbrother.

I am Denise Popnik.
Fred never told me about you.

He is jealous because I am a lawyer.
We do not have much contact, woman

Popnik.
- A nice name.

But unfortunately I have to go to the bathroom now,
Fred has told me a lot about you.

I thought you had no contact.

We have this mental connection.
So, I can feel what he feels.

He feels what I feel.
That is not meant sexually.

Where can I find Frau Grundmann?

No idea.
- Thank you.

How do you know her?
- I wanted to interview her.

What? That will not do.
She's sick.

Where the hell

Do you know Frau Grundmann?

Fred left his cell phone with me.

Um, he's part of my movie.

I give him the phone. Now I must
- Do you have time for an interview?

Not now,
but otherwise every time. OK?

Do you know the Bellini?
- Yes.

Here I am from eleven.
- I'm there.

Maybe Fred will come too?
- With Fred

With Fred, that's great. With Fred!
- Good, see you later.

Huh, what was that?

The door has jammed. But I know now
what you have to do.

The TV aunt has just canceled.
- impudence.

Come, we have to go to your sister!

We can walk to the Bellini, right?
- Bellini?

For the last time:
We are not going anywhere else!

Now do not be so silly!

Mari! Huhu!
- I'm looking forward.

Let us have the wines
try for the wedding!

Hey!
(Fred) Sabi! I'm looking forward to it!

Fred!
- I want to see your legs.

I have to go.
- Okay.

Mr. Krüppelmann.
- Mrs. Popnik!

Where is Fred?
- Fred so um ...

He does not answer his cellphone.
- Of course not, you have it.

Correct.
He's probably stuck in traffic.

He took the car?
Did you call his caretaker?

How could you allow that?
- Not so loud please!

We have to inform his fiancé.

This is not good.
- But!

Oh, SMS!

Fred is coming soon
and I'll be right back.

Fred! (Sighs)

Where is your wheelchair?
- Uh ...

Broken?

You are engaged?

Had I known that, I would have prevented
that you sleep with me.

So, now I'm feeling better again.

Good! Too bitter!
Too much carbon dioxide!

That's champagne.

I agree.
Oh, I have to go again!

Why do not you ever tell me?
tells your twin brother?

He is ashamed of you?

He denies you?

So

They all taste the same.

What are you saying, Fred?

They all taste the same.

Nevertheless, I have to go to the bathroom.
- He's got it with the bubble.

Oh God!

Are you doing well?
- (sighs)

Do you love her?

Excuse me!

All in white: a gigantic white sea.
I'm so happy.

Me too.
- Umm

Fred?
- Oh!

Are not you very close?
- That was just a little one

'Stand Up' number for the wedding.

It was just an idea.

Oh sorry.

There you are again.

Why do you deny Fred?
He probably does not fit into your life.

I'll tell you something now:
My brother is a liar.

He is the loveliest man,
I've ever met and I love him.

Denise, wait!

She loves him?

What do you want?
- Do not be sad!

He really likes her,
but he is getting married soon.

I know.

Why did not you lay her flat?
- You're just talking shit.

I can not help it,
that you have stress with Mara.

Hey, it works perfectly with Mara. Perfect.

Then it's good.
Look, I've had it done!

Here!

Hard to believe.
- I do not mean to say so.

I do not know if you can specify
but then we'll pack your things.

Not so fast, Fred!

Alright?
- It's okay, Fred.

I'm in the movie and Mercurio
will shake my hand immediately.

I am at the destination and you are free!

I can not possibly stand in front of Mercurio like that.
I have nothing right to wear!

But do not stain it!
- very soft!

Now we get to know the fans,
that are close to our hearts.

The boys are already excited.

That is clear,
I am also Benno Held.

Where is Mr. Müller?
- He hurt himself.

(Benno) What should I do?
- Talk to Ronnie and Fred.

These are the tablets that
- Where are the cardboard? What can I say?

Mr. Held,
we do not sell vacuum cleaners here.

Why do I have to explain you your job?
No text, no entertainment!

I am Benno Held, manager of 'Service
direct 'and former basketball pro.

And these are fans,
Alba can only dream of.

What's your name, my boy?

Ron ... Ron ... Ron ... Ron ...

Stop!
It's shit.

I told you,
I do not want to see any human tragedies.

(Computer voice) He is excited.
- What do you want?

You already understood me.
- Do not get excited! OK?

I said, werbefilmbehindert!
- I am not disabled!

I can go, I just do not want to!
- Sure, of course.

(Benno whispers) Is not he very close?

(Ronnie) You stupid sack!
(Denise) Oh god!

(Benno) Let go!
- Arrogant bag!

Do not touch me, you crippled freak!
(Reporter) Do you have that?

Mr. Held should now have trouble
the words "Do not touch me

Turn that shit off!

Why are today
all so damn sensitive?

The Bureau is very nervous about it.
If I lose the budget, you fly out!

Ok, next Sunday's show titled:
"Disabled fans are special fans".

You're walking across the field,
Hand in hand with disabled children.

A glorious wheelchair parade.

And then Mercurio hands over
his last signed ball

the disabled fan who caught him:
Fred cripple man.

The guy's name is Krüppelmann?

Oh, shit, there's a god!

That's not bad.

Julia!

Fred, you will be the star of the show.

Thousands of fans will be there
how Mercurio hands you the ball!

That is wonderful!
Fred, are you happy?

No!
(Alex) Of course he means yes.

No.
- He has disappeared.

I'm getting out, Alex.
- You can not get off.

That's cheating.
- I'm fucking ...

We are in a hurry.
- Hurry, for what?

Your fiancé has us
invited to dinner.

Is this a good idea?

Yes. We are so excited
on your family life. Or?

Of course.
- Shit, today is Thursday?

I have an appointment.
We meet at Mara!

aaaa

(Timid Tiger, "Miss Murray")

That's no problem for me.
I can separate private and professional.

Fred is coming soon. Stop it!

But he is in a wheelchair.
- What?

He pretends to be handicapped,
to get this ball!

Really?
- Yes, but he will not get it until tomorrow.

So he had this week
to play the disabled.

Plays with
or he can not get the ball!

Shit, I can not stay here.

Huh?

(Computer voice) Hello honey!
- Oh. You are sitting in a wheelchair.

As always!

Yes, then ... please.

Linus, look who's there!
Fred is here.

Shut up, Face Slapping!

He always makes him laugh.

Fred pulled one of his faces.

Fred, do it again!
- Ehhhh

(Mara) That was funny.

We laugh so much.

The food is almost ready.
Let's sit down!

Fred, you are sitting here!
But there's a chair

you do not need,
so I cleared it away quickly.

huch

I put him in the broom cupboard.

Is he stupid in the head?
- No, but he can not speak.

OK.

Let us eat!
- (door chime)

Who is that?

Maybe your parents,
You have invited them too, right?

Do not you want to open?

I'll open it, will you?

(Denise) Hello! I'm shooting a movie
about your son-in-law in spe.

(Mother) Really? - (Father) We want
finally get to know him.

(Father) Hello Puschel!

I'm so happy.
Hello Linus!

What did you bring me?
- nothing!

I'm curious if he is the
Grundmann handshake test passes!

Hello!

Mum, dad, that's Fred.

Hi sweetheart!

Hello, I am very happy!

Hello Fred.
Say hello, shhh, er, Karl!

Hello!

Eat!

It was great, Fred working
to watch on the construction site.

Yes?
- Mmh

An office would be better for him. - view
I think so too.

The Schäuble is also in a wheelchair.

The work on the construction site
he is fun!

That's not for him.
He fits much better in an office.

Disabled are the better people,
because they are not so fixated on themselves.

I'll take it!

What was that?
- Alex is hiding in the broom cupboard.

He does not!
- He does well!

Alex?
Are you in the broom cupboard?

Yes.

What are you doing there?

Surprise!
I was in there the whole time.

Tricked! I have you there
but crazy, hey?

Good joke.
- That was his idea.

Fred is the king of pranks!
We made it!

Please stop!
- Witzbold!

Hello, I am Alex, the keeper of Fred.
- Hello!

Oh, tight grip.

Well, the two are not
a cute couple?

Oh God!
- Please not here, Karl!

Many Thanks.
- With pleasure. Goodbye.

You played the disabled for a week?
- Yes.

Behind my back?

Just to get the basketball?
- Clear.

So Fred,
if that is not love, then

then I do not know what love is.

But especially bright
is not the Popnik.

I had my doubts
if we match, but

I am sure now.
When Linus has his ball

Is not it enough that we love each other?

We will do that, otherwise we would
but do not do so much for each other!

Do you still get wine from the cellar?

Are you ready for the new star?
(all) Yes.

Benno hero!

These are fans,
Alba can only dream of.

(Alex) This is Fred, the biggest fan.

(Ronnie) Hey! What shoud that?
Hello!

Help!
What is that here?

Can you help me?

Kakomio,
What is this device for?

They cut everything out
- Which was unnecessary. Yes that's me.

You are a pompous asshole!

He broke his contract.

You're going to pay, Fred Krüppelmann!

Do not you have eyes in your head?
This is a disabled parking lot.

(Alex) Shit, you're stuck!
Stand still!

Ow!
- You are stuck!

(Benno) Take a seat!
Unless you prefer to stand.

Well, you ass!

In my whole life I have never
seen something so morally depraved.

You know,
What do I want to do with you?

I want to show everyone what 'the scum'
Fred Krüppelmann is for a human being.

Unfortunately I can not do that.
- What?

The fact is, Alba can not
to cope with another scandal.

Alba needs a heartwarming show.
- But without me.

You will make a nice speech on your
Hold machine ...

and receive the basketball.

Nobody will ever know about it.

Looks like you can get away with it.
Congratulation.

But you can not do that with him ...

I i...
- season ticket,

Invitation to the player skat
and you get the next ball.

Stop thinking, Fred!
That's a good lie.

The truth would be Denise
hurt even more.

I thought we have a deal?
- Right, and you betrayed me.

Huh?

(Paris, "Freedom")

N / A!
(clears throat) Nervous?

Well, just be yourself!
As you have been all the time.

(thunderous applause)
- Fred! Lets go!

(James Brown, "Get Up")

Hu!

You cut me out.
- I am sorry.

Benno has re-edited the film.
- He has what?

There were really great scenes with you.

(Benno) But the biggest challenges
have our disabled fans

To master day after day.

And now I hand over the check in height
from 50,000 euros ...

... to the Cerebral Palsy Foundation.

Dear viewers,

Number 33: Mercurio Müller!

And his fan number 1:
Fred Krüppelmann!

(Cheering)
- Bravo!

Fred, with congratulations from the management,
my team and of course me,

I hand you the basketball
my best season so far!

Madness, he fooled me!

He is...

Denise!

Sit down, you asshole!

What ... what is he doing?

Is that a miracle?

A wonder! He can run!
He goes!

Applause! Applause! He can...

This is not a wonder.
I am not disabled.

I just pretended
to get that ball

I also do not want to ask for forgiveness.
I know that I did not deserve it.

What I did,
that was ... that was pretty shitty.

And I want to be with all people,
I have hurt, apologize for it.

Denise, are you listening to me?

Denise, I'm sorry.

And I love you.

Denise!

Denise! Denise!

Denise!

(Timid Tiger, "Miss Murray")

Denise!

Denise!

De ... Mara!
- Where is my ball?

Where is he?
- Where is my ball?

You will not get a ball,
because you're a punk!

Take it back!
- No!

But I take
my marriage proposal back,

because you only love me,
when I get a basketball.

You and me, we would be
never been happy together.

And you will only be happy if you
sometimes a beating missed him.

Ouch!

When will I get the ball?
- Never! - Ahhh ...

(Man) There he is!
- Keep your mouth shut!

(Timid Tiger, "Miss Murray")

Denise!

Denise! Denise!

Denise! Do not shit!
He loves you!

I noticed that.

(Timid Tiger, "Miss Murray")

What are you doing on the roof?
- He loves you!

Ronnie!
- Hold on!

Is everything okay?
- Why do you ask?

Just this man, Fred Krüppelmann,
confessed that he is not disabled.

I can understand well,
that the fans are so freaked out - Denise!

I love you!

A bit late.

This cripple man is to blame.
He tricked us.

Pack your things,
You are fired!

Come on, you whistle, I need ideas.

The basketball club Husum-South
needs an advertising campaign. - Husum-South?

Do they have a handicapped ward?
- They do not even have their own stadium.

Denise ...

I...
- Fred, do not say anything now!

Who is he?

That's ... that's my husband.

What?

You were in a coma for almost 2 years.

Oh no.
(Denise) Yes.

No.

That's what I was waiting for
and pray that you wake up again.

Yes, you deserve that.

So you know how I felt.
This is my cousin Paul.

Hi, Paul.

I'm feeling better,
since I know you.

Hmm. And I do not care
whether you are in a wheelchair or not.

Because ... yes, because ...

(sighs) because I love you.

Now I can talk to you and
Now I do not know what to say.

Then kiss her, man!

Hmm.

May I?

Mr. Kimmel, it looks like
- Hm?

Are you ...

You will never be able to walk again.
- (sighs) Tell me something new!