Who's Your Monkey? (2007) - full transcript

[Upbeat rock music]

ii

[glass shatters]

(woman)

oh, shit.

[Laughs]

oh, hey, there.

Oh, wait,

i got you.

Got you, got you.

I'm so drunk.

You are.

Oh, i can't believe

we've been married a year

and i don't hate you yet.

I love you too.

I love you too.

You coming?

I'll beat you home, baby.

[Screams]

[heart monitor fading]

(mark)

are you kidding me?

I wish i was.

So that's it.

I'm finished.

30 years old,

and i'm finished.

Dr. Van houten--

mark.

Please call me mark from now on.

You're still a doctor.

Who can no longer afford to be insured.

Cut my hands off.

She was going to die.

Administering vitamin "k" during

the resuscitation atfempts

would be like pissing

on a burning building.

Any surgeon with half a brain

will tell you that.

Dr:-

mark.

Everybody knows

you did the right thing.

Am i gonna do?

[Cheerful music]

(woman)

i how do we find our way?p

going, going,

going all the way.

All the way,

going!

Touchdown.

(Woman)

i i'm gonna turn around i

i find that shiny tomorrow i

i how did we get this way? I

i feels like anchors

holding me i

i i'm tired of falling down i

i need some man to save me i

yeah, nice game.

Nice game.

(Woman)

i where is this better day? I

i one without the sorrows.p

i now that the tears

have dried i

i i'm going outside i

(laith)

flat tire, huh?

(Rebecca)

yeah.

(Woman) i how did we get

so black and blue? I

i how did we dream i

i just don't--

you've got--

did i get some

on my face?

Oh, yeah.

My bad.

Ii

you know,

you're the first guy

who ever actually

took me on a picnic.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

What else you got

in that basket?

Hey, no, come on.

I got the fruit.

I got some of that cheese

that you like.

I already started

on a little bit of it.

Oh, man.

What?

I forgot the crackers.

Mmm.

Damn it.

How are we supposed to eat

the cheese without the crackers?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

You know i wouldn't move

without you.

What?

I knew you overheard me

talking to my mom.

And i was just mentioning

to her

that you and i talked about

new york, sort of.

She just said that she'd help us

with the move.

How did we just go"

we were just talking about

crackers,

and now we're talking about

new york and your mom and money?

Well, how come every time

i bring it up

okay,

you want to talk about it?

Let's talk about it.

We--

new york.

It's, uh--

i think it's a great city.

And, uh, it's just

you're so beautiful

and amazing.

And i think you should

move there, you know.

We,

we should.

I can't even remember

to bring crackers to a picnic.

You want some wine?

[Laughs]

let's have some wine.

The guy

at the store said

it was a good one, you know,

for the price.

Do you have a corkscrew?

Huh?

Oh, jeez.

[Laughs]

i can't believe this.

You're really cute.

I'm cuter after a couple

glasses of wine.

[Laughs]

hey.

Hey.

What's up?

Nothing.

Just picking up

some things.

I got to clean my place

for this fucking open house.

Looks like these people

might be interested, so...

what?

You can't sell

your house.

You love that place.

What are you

talking about?

You and hutto spent months

fixing that place up.

Yeah, well, you got to do

what you got to do, you know?

It's not like people are dying

to live in jacksonville.

How you doing?

You all right?

Yeah, i'm okay.

(Man) sir, i can't sell you

that much cold medicine.

State man date.

But it's pseudoephedrine.

It's a decongestant.

Jesus christ.

Okay?

Look.

Okay?

All right.

This time.

Thank you.

[Electronic beeping]

[humming]

[twangy blues music]

ii

(good ol' country railroad)

♪ one more cup of coffee ♪

i before i go i

i one more piece of pie i

(bobby)

i'm just saying i could.

(Laith)

why did i order pie?

Ugh.

I fucking hate this place.

Shi i i y asshole fuck.

That good, huh?

I'd rather

be eating raisins

out of your boyfriend's

lovely ass.

Wouldn't we all?

Saucy.

What did you do?

Nothing.

You did something.

It's not what i did.

You gonna tell me

she did something?

It better be

that she's standing up pissing,

'cause i'm not gonna listen.

It's complicated.

Yeah, i'm sure.

Brother, i love you,

but you make cereal complicated.

All right.

For the last week or two,

rebecca and me haven't had sex.

And it's not because

she doesn't want to.

Oh, shit,

problem solved.

You're an idiot.

There's more to it

than that.

Not as far

as i'm concerned.

Dude.

Dude, what?

League you are, right?

Yeah. That you went

from pop warner

straight to the nfl

just 'cause

you couldn't change

her friggin' tire?

Wait, who's pop warner?

You shouldn't even

be allowed to be

in the same room

with that woman,

let alone her vagina.

You should probably

be on your knees every day

thanking god

for fucking up.

Yeah, i know;

i have eyes.

I understand

the situation.

And not only

is she incredibly hot,

but she's smart,

and she's funny,

and she has style and taste,

and she gets things.

She has a palate

that wasn't trained

on pizza rolls and hot pockets.

Do you want me to tell you

what happened or not?

Yes, yes, i'm done.

I don't know,

you're just gonna think

i'm being stupid.

Probably.

You know,

i was watchingdr. Phil

the other day

with rebecca.

Dr. Phil?

Yeah, that's right, dr. Phil.

Anyway, it was this whole show

about abusive relationships,

and i got to tell you, man,

it hit

really close to home.

You know what?

Fuck dr. Phil.

Fuck him

and his bald head.

If you're drunk

and you're high on cocaine

and your dumb ass runs over

a little nun

crossing the street,

guess who's gonna

help you dispose of the body?

Bobby is,

not dr. Phil,

so what do you think dr. Phil

would have to say

about that, huh?

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

You're right;

phil sucks.

Whatever.

Just continue

with your fascinating story.

Okay, oh,

so i'm in the shower, right,

and i got, like,

soap in my eyes--

(lisa)

have you seen my--

god, this place

is such a mess.

Oh, found it.

Hey, what are you watching?

Wait, go back.

Go back.

Dr. Phil?

I lovedr. Phil.

No, you don't.

Bullshit,

i don't.

And so i turn it on

to see if it really is.

Well, what it is,

you know.

(Woman)

order up.

Are you listening to me?

Huh?

Yeah, you were getting

in the shower.

Yeah?

That's as far as i got.

Are you serious?

Don't whine

like a little bitch.

Just rewind a little bit.

Seriously, what else

do you have to do?

So i'm in the shower,

okay?

Ow, god damn it.

"Ow, god damn it."

Well, shouldn't you be having

a baby or something?

Suck me, doughboy.

Lynn let you out?

Yeah,

to pick up dinner.

She is wearing me out.

Did hutfo

just call me fat?

No, i believe

he called you doughboy.

Yeah.

How's the wife?

She's still big

and angry.

She got

into an accident today.

Lynn did?

Is she okay?

She's fine.

Put her

in a great mood, though.

I'm not fatfer

than hutfo is.

Dude, you're fatfer

than my wife,

and she's 14 months

pregnant.

Yeah, hutto's right.

Besides,

he's a big guy.

He looks exactly

like he's supposed to,

as does his wife.

You really think

i'm fat?

Yes,

i think you're fat.

Your face didn't

used to do this.

[Laughter]

not fat.

That's my--

that's skin.

That's skin right there,

and everybody's got that.

(Hutto)

but seriously,

you've been looking

a little frumpy lately.

Fruivipy? That's a good

vvord for it, actually.

No, wait a minute,

no.

I'm not gonna have

fat jokes--

have some more pie;

lt'll make you feel better.

You want some whip cream

on it?

Can we get some whip cream?

I don't want whipped cream.

Screw you guys,

seriously.

I only got ten minutes left.

For what?

The meter.

What meter?

There's no meters.

I'm on the street.

Your truck's right there.

Lynn gave you a time limit,

didn't she?

Idol's on tonight,

and she likes to eat

during the performances.

Idol, "my name's hutfo,

and i got to get home

before mr. Ryan seacrest

gets really mad at me."

You know what?

I will crush your gigantic head

with my ass.

Hey, if you two

are gonna make out,

i'm gonna leave, okay?

Thank you.

Gigantic?

Would fall out already.

Don't worry;

it'll fall out eventually.

It wasn't like this before.

Inducing the pregnancy?

A c-section?

No, no,

she doesn't want that.

[Sighs]

see, i tried to get mark

to talk to her about it,

but he won't even return

a phone call.

Yeah, he's too busy

cooking crystal meth for reed.

How do you go from saving lives

to manufacturing meth?

Hey, i thought

you had a plan.

You said

you were gonna talk to him.

I do.

We're going over there

later this evening.

(Laith)

no, we're not some. Anywhere.

I'm not going there;

last time i was at mark's place,

he sucker punched me.

Dude,

you fell on his fist.

Just shut up already.

What's in the bag

that's gonna help mark?

Well, a few months ago,

my mother found these.

And that's

gonna help mark?

I told you

it was a stupid idea.

See, bobby thinks that

by taking these over to marks,

that it's gonna

make him remember

his childhood

and care again.

I mean,

how stupid is that?

Sometimes we have to get

in touch with our inner child

just to remember

how truly innocent we are.

Somebody's been watching

dr. Phil.

Dr. Phil, huh?

Oh, yeah, you think

that's funny, don't you?

Even hutio thinks

it's a stupid idea.

I never said that.

What do younot think

is a bad idea?

Not giving someone who's

deeply depressed deadly weapons.

Well, hold on,

bobby might be onto something.

Do you remember

how much fun these were?

No.

Well, i remember

how much it sucked

laying in the emergency room

in my ass.

Oh, that's right.

I'm still sorry

about that.

You didn't sit down

for a week.

Real funny.

Good times.

Shit,

i got to go.

I'm gonna keep this one.

Knock yourself out.

Fine, i'm keeping one

too then.

Oh, see, you saw

how it made him feel:

the same way

that they make me feel,

the same way

they're gonna make mark feel.

Whatever.

Ithink hutfo

ruined this shirt.

Look,

it's all stretched out now.

Look, it's not my fault his wife

is pissed off at him, you know?

Hey, i feel for the guy,

you know?

I remember what it was like

when my mom was pregnant

with me.

Women are tough as it is.

You put another person

inside of them

for nine months...

coming with me or not?

Fine, yeah,

i guess.

Listen, if mark tries

to punch me again,

i swear to god--

what, are you gonna whine

to me like a little bitch?

You got this?

What?

Dude, all i had

was a diet pepsi.

And pie.

Okay, look,

i'll tell you what.

I'll get this.

You get the beer

on the way.

Or is that too absurd

for you?

(Rebecca)

we'll talk later at home?

Night.

You know i don't smoke.

Why are we walking again?

When i lived in new york,

we walked everywhere.

Dude, you didn't live

in new york.

You were there

for, like, two months.

It was barely a vacation.

It's because hutfo

called you fat.

I'm not fat.

I'm sure you're not.

Can i ask you a question

if you promise

not to think i'm an idiot?

Yes and probably not.

Who's reed?

How is it that i've known you

my entire life,

yet sometimes you feel like

an out-of-town cousin

from baltimore?

Reed is probably

the most disgusting human being

i've ever known

in my life, man.

He's a loser.

[Tires screech]

[pulsing techno music]

ii

he's cute, ain't he?

Yeah.

Oh, he likes you.

[Dog barking and growling]

you must have

a lonely soul.

He could sense that.

Now, get him the fuck

off your leg.

I we got some work to do i

i work to do i

[goat bleating]

come on, come on, ringo.

Come on, bro.

Tonight is your night

to shine, brother.

Come here.

Come here.

You are gonna rock it

out tonight.

You are gonna rock her

fucking--

give me more.

Huh?

Give me more.

Yes.

[Laughs]

mm-hmm.

This is gonna be the one.

I can feel it,

you know?

This is gonna be

mygodfather.

You know

that it's so much more

than just you

fucking a couple of dogs.

You know what i mean?

You know?

The scripts

a thing of beauty.

I swear.

Look, baby, look,

this movie's made for you,

you know?

I get points, right?

Yeah,

you get fucking points, yeah.

Gross, not net.

I don't want to fucking

monopoly money.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah.

You will;

you will.

I'm serious.

I promise you.

I promise.

[Pounding at door]

you're late.

That dogus too small.

Hey, wait a second.

When did i tell you

you can fucking talk to me?

Did i tell you

something like that?

Until i tell you

you can talk to me,

you can't fucking talk to me!

You understand?

Okay.

Go, go, go.

[Horse neighs]

get in there.

Where's the fucking horse?

It's on the set.

Jenny ain't gonna like

that dog.

So if i wanted a zebra,

he would get me a zebra?

I guess.

Well, no wonder

hutto's pissed.

That's disgusting.

It's sick.

You got to talk to mark.

What, you're okay

with mark cooking crystal,

just not for a guy

who uses his connection

at the zoo

to produce animal porn?

And what's crystal?

Crystal meth,

jackass.

It's an epidemic.

Never heard of it.

90210.

Who's the guy that was always

on and off with donna?

David.

Yeah, remember the episode

where he's

with his little sister,

and he lost her at the park

'cause he was doing crystal,

and everyone freaked out?

Dave was such

a little bitch.

Yeah, totally.

That's reed's mini.

He drives a mini?

Yeah, i know, right?

Oh, my god,

you weren't kidding.

I had a puppy just like that

when i was a kid.

Hi, puppy.

[Dog whining]

i can't leave.

[Duck quacking]

[goat bleating]

i'm freeing the animals.

Well, then i'm freeing

one of these beers.

I'm serious.

Yeah, so am i.

[Goat bleating]

i'm coming for you, buddy;

hang in there.

[Glass shatters]

ow, oh, my god!

What the fuck?

It was an accident.

An accident?

I don't know,

it just slipped.

Whoa!

(Bobby)

come on, come on!

Run!

[Sleazy music and moaning]

[woman on tv]

oh, oh, that feels so good.

Oh, oh, baby.

I want you to come.

Oh, yeah.

Beat it, go.

Take off.

Come back in seven minutes.

Oh, harder.

Oh, yeah.

Harder, oh, oh.

[Knocking at door]

oh, baby, can you come?

[Knocking at door]

shit.

Oh, oh.

Mm, baby,

come on.

[Dog barking]

what?

What's up?

Nothing.

You know,

i've had just about enough

of the awkward silences

with you lately.

Okay.

[Dog barking]

he's all fired up.

Kiwi?

Nope, strawberries and cream.

Where's your towel?

I don't know.

I forgot.

You can always use a sock.

What happened

to your hand?

What?

Nothing.

What happened to you?

Fuck this.

You better talk to him.

[G09 barks]

elly, nice to see you,

as always.

Is this because he thinks

i punched him?

I didn't mean it.

He fell into my fist.

I know.

[Door slams]

i thought your dad

threw th ese away.

Yeah, it turns out he wasn't

such a bad guy after all.

So can we talk?

About reed?

Yeah.

No.

Listen, man-- i don't

vvant to talk about it.

You're gonna get yourself--

dude,

you don't understand.

I'm totally fucked

right now.

Forget the fact that i lost

my entire career.

I am broke, bobby.

My student loans,

the lawyers,

you have no clue.

Oh, i have no clue?

What?

What?

Lisa died.

I get it already.

Okay, my problems can't compare.

That's why it's okay

for you to act

like a goddamn child.

Congratulations, bobby.

You're the big winner in the

"worst thing

that can happen to you

in your life" contest, huh?

I quit giving a shit.

It's been almost two years.

I suggest that you

do the same.

Maybe then you won't have to be

so fucking numb all the time.

That seems like a pretty idiotic

way to life your life.

You know, maybe you should

start giving a shit.

Because one day in one second,

you're gonna wish you did.

You finished?

Yes, i'm finished.

You can enjoy

your fast food and porn.

[Door slams]

what a dick.

Hey, at least he seemed

to like the stars.

Whatever.

So what are you

gonna do now?

I don't know,

at monty's.

Nightcap?

It's like 8:30.

At night.

Be there?

Who?

You know who.

Oh, oh,

i don't know.

Gonna not talk

to her again?

[Laughs]

bite me.

You gonna

not ask her her name,

or maybe not buy her

a drink again?

Yeah, i get it.

You're the funny guy.

(Reed)

motherfucker.

What did you say?

I didn't say anything.

[Laughing]

well, at least

you're wearing shorts.

You know,

this isn't a dorm.

You can't just--

oh, is someone

not getting any lately?

Here.

Here's a visual for ya.

Now, why don't you go jerk off

or something?

Maybe you'll become

less of an asshole.

[Sighs]

[pounding on door]

[dog barking]

oh, hi.

[Laughs]

what do you want?

What do i want?

What do you think

i want, bro?

Well, i told you tomorrow.

I told you,

"that's too fucking bad."

I need my drugs

tonight, bro.

You don't have any fucking idea

how hard it is

to get a 95-pound white girl

to suck a horses dick

without her drugs?

Hmm?

You pay well,

and i need the money,

but i can't do this anymore.

That is so funny

that you said that,

'cause i was, like,

totally expecting you

to say something like that,

totally.

I mean,

it has been one fuck of a night.

This just--this isn't me.

I--i--

i know it's not you.

It's just not you.

I know.

Oh, you know

who ron garvin is, bro?

Who?

You know who that is?

[Energetic country music]

ii

this doesn't change anything,

man.

I don't have your shit!

[Crashing]

how about that?

Didn't change anything.

[Cracking]

want another beer,

bobby?

Oh, i suppose.

Since you owe me

and ain't got what you owe,

i'm gonna take

your little doggy,

and i'm gonna

put her to work.

(Freakwater) ♪ i don't want

any of those usual things ♪

i i just want that look

inside your eyes i

i running rings around me

and my neck i

i'm coming back

tomorrow at 5:00 a.m.

it's up to you whether or not

you want her back, hmm?

(Freakwater)

i well, sweetie, you are there i

i can i fix you a drink? I

[smooching noises]

what you are gonna do?

(Freakwater) ♪ baby, that

ship is comin' round ♪

i whoo! I

i thought so.

Ii

(freakwater)

i slipstream.p

i we'll slip on our dreams.p

♪ and fade them down ♪

what the fuck did you do?

What, what?

Do you have any idea

how hard it is to get a monkey

to do what that one did?

I don't know

what you're talking about.

[Screaming]

that's bullshit.

It's one thing for you

to not have my drugs, bro.

Why'd you break into

my fucking car?

I don't know

what you're talking about!

Ah!

[Groaning]

what did you do?

What did you do

with my little girls, huh, huh?

[Spitting]

[grunting]

[groaning]

i'm gonna let you know,

i'm gonna shove this gun

down your throat,

and you're gonna choke

on it.

And then i'm gonna

pull back the hammer,

and then i'm gonna give you

a second to think,

and then bang!

Of your pretty

little fucking head

all over

this goddamn house.

How does that sound?

Sound good?

Does it sound good?

Okay, fucking open.

[Groaning]

[gun clicks]

god damn it.

I hope you're reaching

for that

to put it back

in the freezer.

You know that sister

of yours?

She's a nut-job.

She just showed me

her tits.

Yeah, you like them?

I don't know why

she's even here.

I'm perfectly capable

of handling everything.

I know you are, baby.

I love you.

[Groaning]

what the hell

are you doing?

What the fuck

are you doing, huh?

[Indistinct muttering]

[groans]

[crashing]

so fucking dead.

You're so fucking dead.

You are so fucking dead,

brother!

[Door slams]

were you looking at this?

Mm, yeah.

[Screams]

[tinkly music]

ii

[phone ringing]

babe.

I'm ready.

Your phone.

Oh, sorry.

Hello?

(Mark) hey, hey, you got to get

over here right now, please.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Slow down.

You've got to come

over here.

Reed is dead;

i got to get rid of the body.

Get someone to help;

please get over here.

Get your ass over here now.

[Heartfelt music]

(man)

i and if you were frozen i

i i want you to warm up i

i remember

that love has patience i

i that you can sip

like an ember i

[phone ringing]

i and i can come back to you i

hello?

(Bobby)

bobby, it's hutfo.

Hey, hutfo, what's up?

Something big happened

at mark's house.

He needs us there right now.

Just meet me

at mark's house, okay?

I can't believe this.

You're gonna go out

and do god knows what

with them?

Would you keep

your voice down?

Don't tell me

how to talk in my own home.

I have to do this,

lynn.

You have to

or you want to?

What?

Now, why don't you

just admit it?

Whatever this is,

it's fun for you.

I got to go.

Hey, you don't think

that this scares me too?

What does that have to do

with anything?

Everything.

You're unhappy, james.

I'm pregnant.

Look, i don't have time

for this.

No, because one

of your dumbass friends

has screwed up again,

and it's hutfo to the rescue.

I really wish

that i was one of your boys,

'cause then maybe you'd act

like you love me too.

That's just

the pregnancy talking.

No, jam es.

What?

It's the pregnant wife

who doesn't want to see

her husband get hurt

or in prison.

Whether you like it or not,

you have a family.

Those guys are my family too.

What do you want me to do?

[Door slams]

shit.

Can't you tell him no?

No, if he says i have to,

then i have to.

Why?

That makes absolutely

no sense.

You don't know hut-to.

It's obviously a big deal.

Why is it a big deal?

Because he said so.

You are so frustrating.

You and your friends

are weird.

Why?

Do you know how many friends

i still have from high school?

Two, and we only

talk online.

How do you open this thing?

It's because

it's different.

You're not from around here.

No, it's not.

I talk to people at work

who are from jacksonville,

and they pretty much agree

with me.

You guys are freaks.

Who do you talk to

at work?

It's not just

that you're all still friends.

It's like you can't poo

without the other person

to okay the wipe.

Um, yeah.

What's that noise?

[Buzzing stops]

what noise?

Nothing.

I just thought

i heard something.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

You're beautiful.

Yeah?

Then why are you

in such a hurry

to leave?

[Phone rings]

wait, wait.

(Hutto) i_aith. I'm here.

Are you outside?

Yes, come on.

Okay, i'll be right out. Novv.

I'll be right out.

I can't believe

you're actually going.

Lately, you'll do anything

not to touch me.

What?

That's stupid.

Really?

'Cause i've been

practically naked

for the past two hours,

and you haven't even

laid a hand on me.

We haven't had sex

in over two weeks.

What the hell

is going on?

Is it me?

[Horn honks]

i got to go.

I gotta.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

This better be good.

Rebeccns really pissed.

You know that guy reed?

No, not really.

But you know

who he is.

Well, i've heard of him.

I've never met him,

and i don't know

what kind of car he drives.

Who cares about his car?

I'm just saying

that i don't know what kind--

shut up.

He's dead.

Really?

His body's

over at marks house.

What?

Mark killed him.

Now, this is serious shit.

I need you to be somewhat

in control tonight.

Let me out;

seriously, let me out.

Seriously, let me out,

hutfo.

Son of a bitch.

Oh, ow.

[Groaning]

yeah, that's pretty much

of being in control.

You alive?

Why did i do that?

You are some kind

of moron,

you know know that?

You want to go back home?

Fine, but before you do that,

ask yourself

how many times has one of us

saved your ass?

I never needed help with murder.

All right,

do you know what happens

to guys like me in jail?

I don't like the taste

of my girlfrienus ass.

You know what?

Bobby was right.

When it comes

right down to it,

you're just a selfish pussy.

Bobby said that?

We all say it.

What?

It's true.

One, two, three.

I'm not selfish.

Jesus christ.

You sneaky prick.

Fine, but say it.

What?

I'm not selfish.

Fine,

i'm not selfish.

Or fat.

Get in the truck,

you chubby little bastard.

[Pulsing techno music]

ii

[bluesy country music]

(man)

i of this thing i will tell i

i i will tell i

[bright guitar music]

ii

holy shit.

Hey, jackass, put those on;

you too.

I want gloves on

at all times.

Where's bobby?

(Hutto) he should have

been here already.

Holy shit.

Laith?

Please don't play

with the body.

Dude, i eat with that;

come on.

You killed him

with a throwing star.

Why aren't we calling the cops?

Is that crystal?

Really?

Laith?

Trust me,

i thought about it, all right?

There aren't too many people

you can call

to help move a body.

Holy shit.

Laith, find his keys.

His keys? Yeah, his car

keys, find thel\/i.

Where?

I don't know,

how about his fucking pockets?

Laith,

gloves.

Vvhat th e fuck? What? "Vvhat?"

This dead guy;

what happened?

You know,

if i tell you now,

i'm just gonna have to retell it

to bobby,

and honestly, i don't feel like

telling it twice.

Oh, honestly, i don't feel like

moving a body tonight.

Let's go. He put a gun in my

mouth and pulled the trigger,

but the gun jammed.

Oh, jesus,

you lucky bastard.

Yeah, i don't even know

what set him off.

He was pissed

that i didn't have his drugs,

so he was gonna take elly.

And then all of a sudden

he went ballistic,

telling about his car

and animals,

something about a monkey.

A monkey?

Yes, a fucking monkey.

So?

I didn't know

what he was talking about.

He went crazy.

Next thing i know,

i'm shoving a throwing star

through his head.

I told bobby those thbowing

stars were a bad idea.

Hey, that th rowing star

saved my life.

You say tomato,

i say tomato.

I think you've done enough.

How did you manage

to shove it

that deep in his skull?

At first he didn't die,

so he went out to his car

to get another gun.

With that thing in his head?

Yeah.

Really?

I know.

It was fucking crazy.

When he came back in the house,

i hit him in the side

of the head with the skillet.

Was it the one i got you

for christmas?

Yeah, i thought it was

a strange gift at the time.

Are you seasoning it

like i told you to?

With crisco, yeah.

Where you been?

You live, like,

two blocks away.

Thank you,

captain geography.

His keys aren't

in his pockets.

Holy shit.

That's what i said.

(Hutto)

here, bobby, put these on.

He went out

to his car.

(Laith)

yeah.

So go look out there.

Hey, why am i the only one

doing anything?

Because you need

the most exercise.

Great, more fat jokes.

Fine, that's exactly

what we need right now.

[Laughs]

shit.

Well,

he's definitely dead.

Is something funny?

If i say yes,

are you gonna kill me too?

Fuck off.

What happened?

See, huh?

Now i got to

retell it.

Like living it

wasn't bad enough.

Look, honestly,

i really don't even care.

What's the plan?

We're gonna lose

reed's mini, bury his body.

Well, unless, of course,

you got a better idea.

No, no,

not really.

Bobby, do you think possibly

you could be sober tonight?

Come on, go outside,

please,

and help laith

find the keys.

Try not to fall

on the way out.

Mark, put your

goddamn gloves on.

(Bobby)

no luck?

This is fucked up.

That crazy redneck put a gun

in marks mouth

and pulled the trigger,

but the gun jammed.

[Laughs]

lucky fucker.

Yeah.

And imagine what he would have

done to you

if he caught you

smashing his--

it's 'cause of you.

No, no, no.

The th rowing star.

Shh, keep your voice down.

He thought it was mark.

Jesus, laith.

Does mark know?

No.

Look, can we just keep this

between ourselves for now?

Yeah, i can.

But i bet you 50 bucks

you can't.

But you're not gonna

say anything, right?

No, but you will.

[Quiet scratching]

shh, you hear that?

What?

I thought

i heard something.

I cannot believe that guy

came all the way out here

with the throwing star

in his skull.

Hey, dr. Dipshit.

Keys were in the door.

That's so weird.

He used the actual key

and not the keyless remote

to open the door.

Yeah, that's it.

That's what's weird.

How you feeling?

Like i just had

the shit beat out of me.

It's a good thing

you're a doctor.

Yeah.

I'm surprised

you still have that thing.

It's good.

[Quiet scratching]

do you hear that?

The scratching sound?

Yeah.

No.

Then how'd you know

it was a scratching sound?

I heard it earlier.

Oh, so you heard it.

Yeah, earlier.

Hey, did you notice

how drunk

and dirty bobby was?

What's new?

No, i mean his clothes

were actually dirty.

I didn't notice.

A couple of months ago,

lynn was feeling extra hormonal.

She wanted to visit

lisa's grave.

It was like 3:00 in the morning

or something ridiculous,

and i wasn't in the mood

to argue.

Not that that would have ivia-l-febed.

And vve find bobby passed out

in front

of her tombstone.

Really?

Yeah.

That's fucked up.

That's it?

It's creepy.

He was passed out--

you're damn right

it's creepy.

I think it's something

you should

concern yourself with.

I mean,

how long have you known him?

Since i was five,

same as you.

Now, how are you gonna let

someone you've known

since kindergarten sleep

in a fucking cemetery?

I just found out.

And whose fault is that?

Somethingus coming

from under the car

or under your chair

or your seat or something.

I don't know;

who cares?

Dude,

what is up your ass?

We got in another

fight tonight.

What?

Hmm?

Who?

Who do you think?

Me and rebecca, 'cause

i'm not having sex with her.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to finish

telling me that story. Actually?

I don't give a shit.

Really, 'cause unless

it has something to do

with her trying

to stick her penis in you,

you got no excuse.

You and i both know neither

of those two dipwads

would have made it this far

without you.

Bobby would be dead by now.

Mark, you need to get

your shit together.

Friends don't let other friends

sleep on graves.

Maybe you should

just listen to me--

hold on, hold on, hold on.

There it is again.

What is that?

Dude, it's nothing.

What about me?

Medicine was my life.

What about how i'm doing?

You've got a body

in your trunk.

I'm pretty up to speed

on how you're doing.

It's back here.

Oh, shit!

Behind your chair!

Oh, shit!

What the fuck is that?

What the fuck

are they doing?

[Screaming]

that's not helping!

I'm gonna try to stop it!

[Screaming]

get it out of here!

Get it out of here!

[Crashing]

(bobby)

oh, shit.

That did not just happen.

What the hell is this?

The hell is this?

Are you okay?

(Laith)

you--no--

what the hell happened?

Get me out of here.

The what?

Come on.

Look, let's all

get in the car.

What are you two morons

doing?

Uh, we've got a problem.

Is bobby hurt?

No, but there's something

on his leg.

I think it's a monkey.

What?

A monkey.

Ew, ew, ew. (Hutto) get it off.

I tried to get it off.

Get off me, monkey.

Get off.

Pull on it.

You pull on it.

Jesus christ.

[Squeaking]

[screeches]

i told you;

i told you!

I told you.

Hold still.

Whoa, whoa,

what are you doing?

What does it look like

i'm doing?

No fucking way.

(Laith) i thought

vve vvere leaving.

The monkey won't let go

of bobby's leg.

(Laith)

well, try prying it off.

Pry it off,

pry it off.

Be careful, come on.

[Screaming and screeching]

[groaning]

all right,

bring the monkey.

Seriously?

Are you serious?

(Hutto) yeah, i'm not

gonna cut off his leg.

I'm not getting in the car

with that monkey.

Get in the car, laith.

No.

Fine, stay here.

[Tires squealing]

wait, wait, wait.

Can i take my gloves off now?

(Hutto) those gloves are the only

reason over reed's mini right now.

My hands feel all weird.

Your hands feel weird?

When you were looking

for the keys,

how'd you miss

an entire fucking monkey?

Albeit a small monkey,

but it's still a monkey

just the same.

Laith, i have a monkey

on my leg.

How could this night

get any more ridiculous?

I mean, come on.

Look, that thing

tried to kill me,

okay?

Well, it failed.

It failed.

It failed miserably.

[Monkey chattering]

[electronic beeping]

shit.

Come on.

[Electronic beeping]

huh, huh?

It's not my fault.

I had a monkey

stuck to my face.

Ah.

(H utto)

watch out.

Oh, great.

My insurance company's

gonna love this.

You're kidding,

right?

You can't report this.

Why not?

Th ey'll link you

somehow.

How would they

do that?

Well, for one thing,

you killed him.

Don't worry.

My cousin's got

a body shop.

He'll fix it.

How am i supposed to dig

with the monkey on my leg?

Adapt.

(Man)

i i'm not a wiseman i

i correct me if i'm wrong i

i if you know the words

you should sing along i

i it comes from the heart i

just can't remember i

i i look up to the sky

from the street below i

i it's so damn cold

never felt so alone i

i i wish you were here

to keep me warm tonight i

♪ i said vvhat i needed to say, i

suppose ♪ and i'm heading home ♪

i thank you all for showing me

how it's done i

[crunching]

what was that?

I think

we broke his arm.

Really?

Yeah, look.

Can we just

cover him up

and get the hell

out of here?

I got to piss.

Oh, can you do that

with a monkey on your leg?

(Bobby) stop, stop,

guys, guys, stop.

What, did the monkey

bite your dick off?

We can't

bury him here.

What?

Oh, shit.

We can't bury him here;

they're gonna build on it.

(Bobby)

yeah, well,

what did you guys expect?

It's a country

of strip malls,

sprawling suburban

neighborhoods.

We should have taken him out

to the tree farm

or something.

But we'd have to get on

the highway to do that.

Hey,

nobody develops water.

There's a 24-hour

hardware store

not far from here.

So?

So we'll get

what we need

to put him

in the river.

Yeah, we can take him out

by the old shipyards,

out by billy's dock.

Perfect. Yeah, and

it's deep out there.

Well, that's all fine

and dandy--

fine and dandy?

What?

You have a monkey on your leg.

Aren't vve forgetting something?

The trunk.

We can't put a body

in a trunk that doesn't close.

Well, we'll just have to

clean him up.

[Serene folk music]

(john r. Butler) ♪ if you

approach the devil's den ♪

i turn round, don't enter in i

i lest the hand

of the almighty fall on you i

put him in the car,

take him out of the car,

put him in the ground,

take him out--no.

(John r. Butler)

i he'll fuck you up.p

i yes, god will fuck you up i

i if you dare to disobey

his stern command i

i he'll fuck you up i

i don't you know

he'll fuck you up? I

♪ so you better do some praying while you

can ♪ you guys ever see that movie crash?

I liked it.

Yeah, me too.

Not the one

with matt dillon.

The one by the guy

that didthe fly.

Cronenberg.

Yeah, the one where they get off

on accidents.

(Laith)

yeah.

So can you tell me please

what the hell

that's supposed to be?

I don't know.

I mean, they get into

a head-on collision,

and one guy goes

from one window,

and then he goes through

another window.

And then

what's her name?

Rosanna arquette?

No, the other one.

Yeah, yeah,

crazy bitch takes out her tl i i y,

and she starts making a face

like she's shitting

steel wool.

What is that?

[Sighs]

i don't know.

What's wrong with you?

Do you have to ask?

(Mark)

no, no, it's something else,

something personal.

You're doing that sigh,

look away, quiet laith thing.

[Sighs]

rebecca and me

got into a fight.

Please, not this again.

I never

got to tell you.

Okay, yeah,

so he gets in the shower,

and a monkey

jumped on his face,

with his beautiful girlfriend

because she has a penis.

No, no,

the monkey has nothing to do

with why

i haven't had sex.

That makes no sense.

It probably makes

about as much sense

as what you're

about to say.

Who says i'm gonna tell

you anything?

Wait, stopped having sex

with her?

I'm telling you, man,

he's lost his mind.

I haven't stopped.

I just haven't

felt it lately.

So you're not having sex

with her; why?

He's a gay.

Like you care.

I care, laith.

Look, with her, you're laith

with a big bowl of eye candy.

Without her,

you're just you.

She really does add

a wonderful new dimension.

She is really hot,

monkey.

She really,

really is.

I'll bet--

i'll bet you her vagina

tastes like

a perfect combination--

all right, all right,

you guys want to know or not?

(Hutto)

actually, i'd rather just

talk about

her fruity vagina.

(Laith)

it's about her vibrator.

(H utto)

ooh.

Vibrator?

I tried to tell you,

like, ten times.

All right,

just tell the vibrator story

or get out of the car.

(Laith)

okay.

The other day,

i was in the shower,

and i reached down for--

the beginning

of the story again.

You're in the shower,

you reached down

for the shampoo,

and you got a big vibrator.

(Laith)

yeah, it was big too.

So what?

You got curious,

stuck that bad boy up your ass,

and now you're feeling guilty

about it?

Who hasn't had a big vibrator

up their ass?

I was--

i was kidding.

Bobby didn't react to that.

What?

Yeah, one time.

And believe me,

friends.

It is not a finger.

I didn't stick it

up my ass, okay?

Well, what did

you do with it?

Nothing.

What's the point

of the fucking story, laith?

That is the point

oh, good.

I'm so proud of you

that you resisted

the awesome temptation

of sticking that big

vibrating dick up your ass.

Listen, assholes,

the point of the story

is that she has

a vibrator.

And, obviously, she uses it,

otherwise, why would it be

in the shower?

Wait, the point of the story

is that she has a vibrator

and she uses it?

Do you think she never

plays with herself?

No,

girls are different

when it comes

to masturbating.

Yeah, they need

more of a reason

than being awake.

So this is why

you're not having sex?

Wow.

You know, this is why

i don't listen when you speak.

I told you:

shower, monkey, penis face.

Come on,

i'm serious.

Makes about as much sense.

Hey, the monkey's

off your leg.

He misses daddy.

Look at him.

Oh, free at last.

Go, play with the dead.

See if i care.

Oh, dude,

you missed your turn.

Well, if you guys

would shut up

for half a second.

[Tires squealing]

(bobby)

he's got his dick.

I'm gonna puke.

(Mark) holy shit.

That's vvhat reed was talking about.

What?

The monkey's giving reed

a handy.

Well, get it off.

You want me to give reed

a handy?

Looks like it's gonna be

a happy ending.

Enough with the wordplay.

Just get the monkey

off his dick.

Stop the car.

(Bobby)

how do you stop a monkey

from giving a dead guy

a hand job?

(H utto)

just grab it.

(Mark)

the dick or the monkey?

The monkey, dude;

stop.

[Retching]

laith 's puking, great.

See what you've reduced

laith to?

Bad, bad monkey.

Okay, you don't have to do that anyiviore.

Just as a friend.

[Siren wails]

(hutto)

you've got to be kidding me.

Laith,

close your fucking door

right now.

(Mark)

what are we gonna do?

Just--

everybody relax.

Relax?

I'm sitting

next to a dead guy

who's getting a hand job

from a monkey.

Put this on his head;

put it on his head.

Now he's drunk, okay?

We're all drunk

except for hutfo.

What about his dick?

What?

His dick is still out.

Fuck that;

marks the doctor.

You're wearing gloves.

So are you,

and you've done this kind

of thing before

okay, be quick.

I'm putting his dick away.

The gloves,

everybody take your gloves off.

(Mark)

why is he just standing there?

He's standing

in laith's puke.

(H utto)

oh, great.

Officer?

Please roll the window down

completely.

I'm sorry.

You gentlemen lost'?

That u-turn you did up the

ways back: but illegal.

I'm sorry;

i missed my turn.

Yeah, i bet you did.

[Taps on glass]

why did you vomit on my road?

Uh, i guess i had

too much to drink.

You guess?

No, sir, you did have too much

to drink.

Yes, sir.

Do you know what vomit gives

to a roadside scavenger?

Excuse me?

It's a free meal, boy.

What do you think happens

to one of these

roadside scavengers

when his nose is buried

in a pile of puke?

I--um--

i don't--

of course you don't.

Roll the window back up.

What do we

got here, huh?

A car full of drunkies

looking for the next party?

No, sir.

What about you, brewster?

You been drinking tonight?

No, sir.

This your car?

No, it's his.

What's your story?

Drunk, sir,

very drunk.

Good lord, son.

What did you do,

call chuck norris a pansy?

[Laughs]

chuck norris.

That's funny, sir.

I'm drunk too.

Step out of the car, please.

Come on.

Nice job, pukey.

You're not fucked.

Yes, i am;

i'm totally fucked.

Well, if you're fucked,

we're all fucked.

We are;

we are all fucked.

I'm going to prison.

Oh, calm down.

I'm never gonna make it

on the inside.

They're gonna do with me

what they want.

Did you guys see

midnight express?

You're not going

to a turkish prison.

Look at what you did,

man.

This is all my fault.

It's not all your fault.

Yeah, what are you talking

about, laith?

I messed up reed's car.

Dude, it's cool.

There was a monkey

on your face.

No, before he came

to your house.

What?

I freed the animals.

Well, most of them.

You owe me $50.

Mark, mark,

it was an accident.

Well?

He's running

my license.

An d?

And i don't know.

It's just--

everybody stay calm.

Did he say anything else

at all?

Yeah, he seemed

to lighten up a bit

once he realized

i wasn't drunk.

But i don't know.

Officer brooks

is a bit of a freak.

Here he comes.

(H utto)

calm, just stay calm.

I'm gonna let you off

with a warning.

Thank you, sir.

No, thank you.

If it wasn't

for people like you,

i'd be scraping drunkies

off the side of the road 24-7.

You drunkies

owe this man your life.

I hope y'all

realize that.

(All)

yes, sir, thank you.

(Bobby)

thank you, hutfo.

You watch them

illegal u-turns.

You can't be driving around

with that thing bouncing

like that.

Mother of pearl!

(Bobby)

that's my monkey, sir.

Will you look at that?

[Laughs]

hi, little feller.

[Laughs]

aren't you just

the cutest little thing?

He's not drunk,

is he?

No, sir.

Oh.

(Bobby)

uh, he really likes you, sir.

Of course he does.

Now, you folks,

you get home safe.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

[Smooching noises]

[sighs]

thank god.

He's coming back.

What?

Fuck.

This isn't good.

Why does he want

to talk to me?

Yes, sir?

I couldn't help but notice

that your partied-out

friend there

is the only one

wearing his seat belt.

Now, legally,

you're not required

to wear a seat belt

in the backseat.

So i can't give you

a ticket.

But i can give you

some advice.

Seat belts really do

save lives

as much in the back

as they do in the front.

Now, maybe it ain't cool

to wear a seat belt in the back.

But you know what else

ain't cool?

Ow.

Bein' dead.

(Bobby)

yes, sir.

We'll put them on

right away, sir.

Put it on, dude.

He's gonna have one hell

of a headache.

[Laughs]

(bobby) yeah, that's

it, a headache.

I cannot believe we're not going

to jail right now.

(Mark)

you okay?

You mad?

No, it's cool.

And what was the pukey thing

all about?

I don't know.

That guy was--

he was something else.

Is he worried

about roadkill?

Well, do you remember

when bobby ran off the road

trying to avoid

that possum?

Yeah.

He totaled his car.

Mm-hmm.

There it is.

He broke his leg.

I remember.

What, you don't get

the connection?

What?

Wow, grab a bag of gravel.

Watch out.

Excuse me.

Do you know

where the pool supplies are?

Yeah, right up there

on aisle 'l9,

near the home and garden

section.

Thank you.

You push the cart.

Fine.

So how long you gonna be

mad at laith?

How long is forever?

Oh, we're holding

grudges now?

Do you remember when he wouldn't

talk to me for six months

because i slept

with suze?

Oh, come on.

That was high school.

Whatever,

this is way worse.

Suze didn't hold a loaded gun

in his mouth

and pull the trigger.

He really liked her.

Whatever.

Is that the girl

that bobby's always

going on about over at monty's?

I don't know;

i've heard about her.

I've never seen her.

She's definitely

his type though.

It's got to be her;

i'm sure of it.

Just ask her.

Ask her what?

"Excuse me, are you the chick that

my friend likes i mean, come on.

(Woman)

h ey.

Don't you hang out

at monty's sometimes?

Yeah, yeah,

i thought i recognized you.

I'm angi.

I'm laith.

James.

James?

Yeah, what?

Just one--

should i have used

a fake name too?

That's my first name,

jackass.

What, you think

my parents named me hutfo?

No, i thought

your first name was jay.

Jay is short for james.

Christ, i've known you

since grade school.

Well, yeah, but we weren't

that close back then.

And if it wasn't for bobby

in the sixth grade--

you're an idiot.

[Laughs]

sorry.

(Woman)

that'll be $164.89.

Afraid so.

Hey, um,

where's your friend?

The one with the mustache

and th e--

yeah, bobby, he's--

uh--

he's outside in the car.

At his house.

What?

He's at his--

he's in his car

at his house.

They're fumigating

his apartment right now,

which is why

he's in the car

at his house.

Well, not at his house

as in in his house.

I mean,

he's outside his house

in his car.

I offered to let him stay

at my house,

but he was way too proud.

Too proud.

Too proud.

That's bobby

for you, huh?

[Laughs]

but it was nice

meeting you.

We got to take off.

You too.

Um, hey, tell your friend bobby

i said "hi."

(H utto)

hey, bobby.

You know that girl

you're always talking about,

the one from monty's?

Yeah.

She was just in line.

She says to say "hi."

Get the fuck out

of here.

Eh, i wouldn't

get your hopes up.

What did you do?

Nothing.

Everybody

put your gloves back on.

I didn't do anything.

Here, i got it.

[Tires squealing]

(bobby)

i'm too proud?

That doesn't even make sense.

Why did you tell her that?

(Laith)

it all happened so fast.

Hutfo crushed my foot.

(Hutto) well, i didn't want

her coming out to the car.

Well, what is she

gonna think about me?

Too proud?

[Upbeat country music]

(woman) i my baby love

me the way that he do i

♪ chqo choo ♪

i don't want no gray skies

making me blue i

♪ boo hoo ♪

i oh, here comes the rain i

i i'm trying to find a way

to handle my mess i

(bobby) she said to say "hi"?

Yeah.

To me?

Yes.

So she really said

to say "hi"?

Yes, after everything

he said,

she still said

to say "hi."

Why is that so hard

to believe?

(Bobby) well, i don't know,

maybe because i'm too proud.

I mean,

what were you thinking?

I said

i was sorry.

Did she say her naivie? Angi.

[Squeaking]

the monkey says i should

kick your ass for saying that.

Well, tell the monkey

you should grow some balls

and talk to girls.

The monkey says

that you should shut up,

or he's gonna

bite your balls off.

Tell the monkey

that if bobby and laith

don't shut the fuck up,

huttcts gonna be disposing of three

bodies tcdnight. That refer to themselves

in third person

are gay.

You know what,

dude?

You better hope she doesn't

think of me as some--

i don't know--

proud guy?

Go get the other stuff.

Yeah.

That was funny.

"The raft master

rapid 5000

water sport extreme

fun time float"?

What?

It's all they had left.

So who else

is getting wet?

Oh, we all know

that's not happening.

Dude, monkey.

I'm not going out there

by myself.

Hey,

it's your dead body.

Yeah.

(Laith)

i'll go.

Are you kidding?

So many jokes

come to mind right now.

[Monkey chattering]

[bell buoy dinging]

why am i wearing

water wings?

They're really for laith,

but i could just make him

wear 'em.

I just want you two to know

how proud i am of you.

Hey, let's go.

[Splashing]

are you gonna give

that thing a nam e?

Yeah, i was thinking

freddy.

Yeah.

Freddy's a good name

for a monkey.

Ithink so.

Do you ever miss it?

What?

This, you know,

the way it used to be.

Did one of us

kill someone before?

No, you know what i mean.

Yeah, sometimes,

i guess.

I spend most of my time

missing her though, you know?

Listen, i want

to tell you something.

Okay.

I'm just gonna say it,

and we never

have to talk about it again.

All right?

I don't want you sleeping

on lisa's grave anymore.

It's wrong,

and you know it.

Yeah, i know.

It's just hard sometimes,

you know?

I know, man.

I know.

[Monkey chattering]

sure, i know some people

still only think of him

as dirty harry

or the man without a name.

That's fromthe good, the bad,

and the ugly, right?

Yeah.

Which is nothing

to be ashamed of.

You know, but you had

two best directing oscars.

I mean, he's one of the greatest

filmmakers of our time...

yeah, yeah.

Anyone's time.

I just don't know

how anyone could disagree.

No, i agree.

You know,

what i don't understand

is how someone who loves film

as much as you,

went to film school,

can come up with the crazy shit

about movies you do,

is doing in jacksonville

editing weddings.

I was in new york.

Yeah, for a week.

You sound like rebecca.

Well,

she's a smart girl.

Might want

to listen to her.

Yeah, i guess.

Look, about earlier, you know,

the whole vibrator thing,

please, don't talk about

how sweet her pussy tastes.

No, no.

See, i understand

what you were talking about.

You do?

Yeah, yeah, see, the vibrator

infiltrated your insecurities,

made you feel like

less of a man.

Yeah, exactly, like i wasn't

good enough, you know?

Well, at least you don't

think it's stupid.

No, no,

it is stupid.

But i understand,

because i'm stupid too.

So she took an extra-long bath

and pulled it out.

Big deal.

Your girlfrienus horny,

man.

She's horny.

Be celebrating that.

Is this--

uh, is this far enough?

Yeah, yeah.

You know, we haven't had sex

in two weeks.

Because of the vibrator?

Well, it's like you said.

I feel like

i can't satisfy her.

If we could satisfy every woman

every time

the way they satisfy us,

they would be men,

and that would be disgusting.

I guess.

The vibrator doesn't have to be

your foe, my friend.

What do you mean?

You know what i mean.

Really?

Yeah.

You think?

Do it;

trust me.

She will love you

forever.

Push.

God, he's a heavy fucker.

Jesus.

[Gurgling]

we did it.

It's over.

Hey, thanks

for helping me, man.

Any time.

Let's just get the hell

out of here.

That was kind of

anticlimactic, huh?

Yeah.

What was that?

What?

You've got

to be kidding me.

I knew it was too good

to be--

dude, we must have had

100 pounds of gravel--

wait, wait, wait, shh.

[Whispering]

what does it mean?

Shit, that's an alligator.

It's an alligator.

What do we do?

Shh, it's an alligator.

Don't move, shh.

Move, move.

Get up.

[Splashing]

be quiet.

Is it there?

I don't know.

Well, look.

You look;

i'm not looking.

Fuck that.

Get your feet up.

My feet are up.

Play dead.

Don't move,

don't move.

I don't think this

is really fooling him, mark.

Where did he go?

I don't know.

Well, where are we going?

I don't know.

How are we gonna get back

to the dock?

Th ese are all

good questions, laith.

I don't want to get eaten

by an alligator.

[Heartfelt acoustic music]

ii

[phone rings]

hutfo.

H utto, wake u p.

[Monkey chattering]

hello?

[Woman on phone]

you have a collect call from...

(mark) pick up the phone,

you fat piece of shit.

(Woman) to accept this call,

please press the pound key.

What's up?

(Mark) we're downriver; we

were floating on the fun--

well, this would have made life

a little easier.

Well, i thought the fun float

was funnier.

I had the real one

just in case.

You're bad.

[Bluesy rock music]

(man)

i come on, come on.p

i don't you want to live free? I

i dare to give yourself

all you want and all you dream i

♪ come on, come on ♪

[horn honks]

(man)

i say that you want it.p

ladies need a ride?

(Mark)

yeah, you got any money?

(Bobby)

be quiet.

Freddy's sleeping.

No, no,

give me some cash.

How much?

Whatever.

(H utto) h ere. Than ks, tony.

[Tony mumbles indistinctly]

anyone else want one?

(H utto)

get in the car.

Than ks, man.

[Laughter]

fuck you both.

(Man)

i come on, come on.p

i don't you want to live free? I

i hang on, hang on to my hand

and fly with me i

guys, use my bathroom.

Unless, of course,

you think depreciating

my property value

is somehow to my advantage.

Well,

maybe he's too proud.

(Laith)

great, how many times

are you gonna use

that one?

Until i'm tooproud.

I'm gonna check on lynn.

All right.

What?

[Whispers]

wow.

Bobby!

Bobby, get mark!

(Bobby)

mark.

(Mark)

what's up?

Lynns fucked up bad, man.

She's in the bedroom.

Bobby, get mark!

Lynn!

Man, call 911.

What's going on?

What's happening?

She's going into

hypovoleiviic shock. Why?

From the blood loss.

What happened to her?

I don't know.

Well, find out!

Look, did anything happen

to her recently? Did she fall?

Any trauma whatsoever?

Well,

she got rear-ended today.

Yesterday--

i don't know!

Ambulance is on its way.

Okay, she's abprupted

her placenta.

In my car, middle console,

black medical bag. Oh, my god.

Go!

Okay, okay.

(Melissa)

what happened?

I hope i have what i need.

What do you mean,

"what you need?"

What's happening?

You need to calm down.

Okay, lynn is in

serious trouble--

you could tell me--

i'm gonna need

your help.

Are you with me?

Yeah.

Okay, i'm not sure,

but i think

it's a placental abruption.

Basically--

look at me.

Basically her placenta

has separated

from the uterus.

What does that mean?

It means if we don't

get the baby out now,

she could die.

(Laith)

mark.

Will she be okay?

What about the baby?

I don't know.

Be strong, baby.

Is there anything

i can do?

Clean towels;

give me this.

(Melissa)

in the bathroom.

Be strong, baby.

Honey,

it's gonna be okay.

I love you.

Mark's gonna

take care of you.

Can i do anything?

Hold her head.

She's unconscious,

so hopefully she won't

feel this.

And don't look

at what i'm doing.

I need you awake,

not passed out.

Stay with me,

baby.

Stay.

Honey,

stay with us, baby,

stay here.

Come on, come on.

(Bobby)

i got the towels.

You two put gloves on.

Here.

Bobby, hold her.

Why isn't she moving?

[Baby cries]

(mark)

give me a towel.

(Bobby)

shh, it's okay, it's okay.

Everythingus okay.

What are you doing now?

I'm packing the uterus

with this towel

to minimize bleeding.

I'm putting it back

in her abdomen.

They can clean and close her up

at the hospital.

Shit.

Laith,

go direct the paramedics.

Yeah, yeah.

[Siren wails]

is she gonna be okay?

It's okay.

She's gonna be fine.

They both are.

You're gonna be okay,

honey.

It's gonna be okay.

We're here.

We're here now.

[Sirens wailing]

i'm gonna

drop these guys off

and come

right to the hospital.

Okay.

Mark, thanks.

[Sirens wail]

i don't know

what to say, man.

I know.

That was beautiful.

Damn, he is so cute.

Does that thing

shit weed as well?

I found it

in my pocket.

Let me hit that.

What?

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Is it?

You're not gonna throw it out

the window

to pay me back

for that rush album?

Just give me

the joint.

Sex is better, huh?

[Coughing]

[goat bleating]

about that shit

i said earlier.

Aw, forget about it.

Are you still my brother?

Always.

And what you did back there

was amazing, man.

I have never seen anything

like that in my life.

You're the babe ruth

of surgery

i got lucky.

Yeah, i know.

I'm amazing.

You know,

i'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna figure out a way

to do what i was born to do.

Hell yeah, man.

You're the ass-grabbing

assassin, baby.

Damn straight.

[Coughing]

man, i need to stop smoking

again.

[Coughing]

i think i'm gonna accept

that offer on my house.

Yeah, what do you think

about that?

I don't know.

Before last night,

i was pretty bummed out

about it.

Before last night?

Yeah, a lot can change in a night.

Maybe you and me rent a place.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Can we spoon?

Oh, yeah.

I mean, we'd kind of

look after each other

for a little while,

get our shit together

together.

I don't know if i'm ready

for a roommate,

because i might be

too proud.

Dude, we dropped

laith off already.

Oh, how 'bout that?

Yeah, it was like

five minutes ago

we dropped him off.

What are you doing?

I'm calling laith.

It's really not that funny.

What do you know?

Well, i know

when somethingus not funny.

You don't know

when things are funny.

[Phone ringing]

what?

[Bobby speaking rapidly]

yeah.

Really?

That's great, yeah.

Dude,

it's not even that funny.

Hell yes, it's funny--

okay, super.

Got to go.

[Emotional rock music]

ii

(peter walker) ♪ the stain's

out now and i'm safe ♪

i those days i've seen

and i'm on without you i

♪ no, turn around

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

i you've let it out,

let it out now i

i if this wasn't so easy,

maybe i'd talk to you i

i if this wasn't so easy,

maybe i'd talk to you i

i maybe i'd talk i

ii

i the same brass in here

the market of my mind i

i i buy it out, buy it out,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh i

i and then you came here

and criticized i

i you let it out,

let it out now i

i if this wasn't so easy,

maybe i'd talk to you i

i if this wasn't so easy,

maybe i'd talk to you i

i if this wasn't so easy,

maybe i'd talk to you i

i maybe i'd talk i

i baby, i'd talk to you i

i talk to you i

i maybe i'd talk to you i

i if this wasn't so easy,

maybe i'd talk to you i

[bluesy country music]

ii

(seth anthony leonard) i of this

thing, i will tell, i will tell i

i said to him, work your spell,

work your spell i

i of this thing i will tell i

isaidto him,

he knew me well i

♪ game along,

played a song ♪

i and i will tell i

i diamond ring

watch it shine, watch it shine i

i with this ring,

you'll be mine, mine, all mine i

i diamond ring,

watch it shine i

i take my vows i

i i won't decline i

watch it shine i

i you'll be mine i

i baby cries in the night,

in the nighti

i sleep is stole

blind inside, blind inside i

i baby cries in the night i

i forsake all

for child's plight i

i baby cries in the night i

i blind inside i

♪ yes ♪

ii

i through the years,

watch him grow, watch him grow i

♪ 'cause he plays ball,

kissed a girl ♪

♪ and leaves your home ♪

i through the years,

watch him grow i

i life is fast,

and my death is slow i

i through the years,

life is fast i

ii

♪ hey, hey, hey, come on ♪