Who's Jenna...? (2018) - full transcript

I'm having
this baby right now!

Oh my God... oh...

Yeah, we
should have adopted.

I can't deal
with this shit!

Oh my God. Oh.

I'm having
this baby right now

My waters gonna break.

Yes
No, no, no, no, no.

I just got
the car cleaned.

That's brand
new upholstery.

What?...What?



Brand new upholstery?

- Yeah
- Fuck you!

Fuck me?
Fuck you, Tom!

Got the upholstery
cleaned fucking asshole.

You know what?

Piece of shit car anyway.

Maybe, I shouldn't
have fucked you!

Would you get
in the car please?

And this time, cross
your goddamn legs!

Well, I
should've crossed my

legs nine months ago!

That's what I
should have done

you fucking bastard.

Yeah, yeah...



Look at this everybody,
all the lights are coming on!

Everybody's
gonna see us fighting!

Bastard! Get
in the fucking car!

Really Jerry?

Oh Jesus. I'm sorry!

Aaah,
Take my bags.

Okay, I
got 'em. I got 'em...

Alright, alright
Here we go!

Hey, shit
for brains, come on!

Oh my God!
I am so sorry baby.

You're so
beautiful. Look at you

It fucking hurts,
shut the fuck up!

We're having
a baby! Here we go...

Okay, just be quiet!

Oh my God!

Are you guys
having yours too now?

Nah, they're
just out in the middle

of the night
hunting for squirrels.

Would you get
in the goddamn car?

Fuck you!

Hey, follow us!

If we make it.

Alright, we'll see
you when we get there.

Just open the
fucking door, will ya?

Open your
own fucking door.

Piece of shit car.

We got this-

Stay right behind us!

Okay, come on.

Are you
having yours now too?

No, I like waking
up in the middle of the

fucking night with
half of my tit hanging out

for all of everybody in the
fucking neighborhood to see.

Your tit was
not hanging out

It's Okay baby.

Are you trying
to piss me off right now?

No, I just don't
understand all this hostility.

I swear, if you come near
me with that dick again,

I will bite it off!

Jesus, Carol!

Shut the fuck up!
Jerry and drive!

Okay, alright,
hold on. Hold on, babe!

Hold on. Here we go....

The way we
remember our fathers

Listen to this:

Here, you
want one of these?

Uh, you sure we can?

Hey, I'm the chief
of police in this town.

I'm entitled to one

Thanks.

So was uh, was your wife screaming
obscenities to you on the way over too?

Sort of, Becky?

Yeah, Becky, she
wanted to film the entire

birth from the
doctor's point of view

so the next time
I wanna have sex,

I can see how
torn up her shit is!

Wow. She said that?

Yeah.

Carol told me she
would bite my dick off.

Ooh, that hurts!

Well, at least you'll
get some action out of it.

So why ain't you in there?

C-Section. That is
not something I want to see

Yeah, Becky's
doing that C-Section thing too.

What, you can't
stomach it either huh?

Nah, nah listen I've
been through it twice already

with my exes,
that's not the point.

You know,
Becky said to me,

Eat shit and die
on the way over so,

I take that
as a non-invite,

She can do that
thing on her own.

Yeah.

You okay?

Nervous, you know
First time having a kid and all.

Doctor says it's gonna be
a boy but what if he's wrong?

Well, boys are cool,
except they're assholes 'til

they're about fifteen...
Then they become your

best friend for
the rest of your life.

What about girls?

Girls...
Daddy's little girl

Sweet as a button.

They look up
at you with those eyes

man, like you're
the only man in their life.

Till they become a teenager.
Then you got a problem.

What do you mean?

Well, hell on wheels
in a tight black dress.

What are you talking about?

I'm telling you, I mean
before she turns thirteen

you get your credit
card you get your cash,

you get your check book
and you put it in a safe,

because that girl
is gonna drive you broke.

Mr. Roma, Mr. Burke?

No no I'm..

I'm Mr. Burke.

Mr. Roma, Mr. Burke,

your wives
are in recovery

and your boys
are in the nursery.

Wait, wait, you said boys?
Ohhhh... Say it again!

Boys.

Boys! Ha ha!

Ha!

Hey...

Congratulations, Tom.

Yeah, you too, Jerry.

Ha!

You got a light on you?

You're not supposed
to smoke in here.

Happy birthday, boys!

Oh, why thank you, Scott.

Cheers!

Health and happiness.

Woah!

Look at this...

woman suffers from
ninety orgasms an hour.

What a break!

What?

She even uses
the word "suffers"

How could
she be suffering?

She should
be thanking God!

So Scott, you
ready for that

Series 7
tomorrow or what?

Think so.

Think so?

What ya mean? I think so?

Sure.

Confidence, Scott.

Confidence. You gotta
go in there with confidence,

give 'em hell, bud!

And thanks Jonathan,
for everything with the tests.

You got it, buddy.
You deserve every bit of it.

You're, you're good.

Aw, you guys
wanna hug now?

Shut the fuck up.

Come on, I'm serious.

I could get you
guys a room if you want.

So you singing tonight?

Of course he's singing

When on karaoke
night doesn't he sing?

This guy always
sings. He's a singer.

Sing sing sing.

So what's it
gonna be, Jonathan?

Jonathan? Jonathan?

Jonathan?

Huh?

Looks like
someone got struck

More like a hard-on
for the Jameson lookalike.

Holy shit!

You think that
every blonde that walks

in here looks like her.

You can't tell me that she
doesn't look like Jenna,

or even Amber, Come on!

Who you talking about?

Are you kidding me?

Oh, Jenna Jame...

No.

You can't say her full name.

What?

Us guys have
not earned the right.

Double or nothing.

The lookalike falls head
over heels for Jonathan.

No way.

What can I get you?

Two martinis and
whatever he's having.

Coming right up.

My name's Jenna.

No fucking way.

What?

Has anyone
ever told you

Don't mind my
friend he babbles a lot.

This is Andy
And I'm Jonathan.

Well this is my cousin
Sheila and my friend Christina

Hi ladies!

We're gonna go grab a table.

And our next singer
will be I shoulda' guessed

Jonathan!

So you some sort
of a one-hit wonder?

Oh, I can do
a few others, I guess.

And what are you waiting for?

Well, I'm thinking you
should come up with me!

Ha! Oh, no.

Well, wait a second
You put the request in

I didn't put in a request.

Andy?

You kinda did.

You kinda did.

Okay fine.

But I get to pick the song.

Okay!

Thank you.

Thanks, Crystal.

What would you
have done if I said no?

But you didn't

Another hundred they move in
together within six months.

I can't believe how
much she looks like her

from "The Misogynist"

Oh wait. Maybe
it's someone else.

She's got Amber's
look in "The Playhouse"

No! Shit!

Jenna from "Backdoor Friends"
No "Big Titties 4"

It's really sick how you know
the titles of all those movies

"I Fucked Jenna"
That's the 70s spoof

of the TV show
"I Dream of Jeannie"

They called it
"I Fucked Jenna"

That's it! That's gotta be it!

You need to see a doctor.

Listen.

Some people view pornographic
films as pieces of garbage.

I view them as
pieces of education

that should be bestowed
on every heterosexual male

when he turns
the age of eighteen.

Like when you go to vote

they should be
like "Here's your ballot"

and give you a
copy of "Juicy Asses"

I think it's that
point in our relationship

where we start
talking about you.

Well I know my
biological clock is ticking

and you just turned red!

You! you are beautiful!

Oh, thank you!

Perfect day just
to father 2.3 kids.

What's
wrong with .3?

Nothing!

It means we have a dog

and we're constantly
working to get a third.

Golden retriever.

A black lab.

German shepherd.

That works.

Two and a half baths.

Three.

Three?

Trust me! With two teenage
daughters running around

you'll be really
happy we have it.

Okay well, you know
now that we have that

all figured out what's next?

I don't know.

Do we get a life
insurance policy in place?

Yeah, I'm covered.

And how much?

Are you planning on
killing me or something?

I will kill you if we
don't get that third bath.

And you call me overconfident?

Yeah!

Somehow the entire weekend you
managed to keep focus on me

kinda like a lawyer
cross-examining her witness.

Bingo!
You're a smart man

and you're an investment
advisor for a wealth management

company here in Red Bank.

Yup

And what was
the name of that again?

Arrowhead Advisors.

Is that in
the Galleria building?

Yeah, it is! Why?

That's where
my brother-in-law works.

Really?

Mm-hmm

Who is your brother-in-law?

That would be your boss.

Joe Barcia is
your brother-in-law

Yup

Well that certainly
makes things interesting.

It could or it couldn't

I guess, guess
that's up to us, right?

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Scott?

Hey, what's up?

No tie?

Aren't you supposed to be
taking your Series 7 right now?

Yeah
I rescheduled it.

In my office. Now.

What's going on with you?

Nothing.

Scott.

I'm not ready.

Yes you are.

No, I'm not.

I reviewed all
your practice exams.

They're not the same.

You've worked very
hard around here.

You've helped
me close accounts

You are ready to become a
full-time account manager.

Not as good as you, though.

You'll be better.

I'm sorry, did you see
your numbers last quarter?

Yes, I did, and half of those
accounts I couldn't have closed

without your help. You've got
to get out of my shadow.

You're right. I know

Let's make a deal.
You take the exam

and I'll make sure Barcia
approves your trip to Toronto.

Really?

That's right.

Burke! How are ya?

Morning, Scotty.

Morning, Joe.

Weren't you supposed
to take your Series 7 today?

I, uh, I asked him to
move it to next week

so he could help
me close some old accounts.

Which, by the way, Joe I was
wondering if you could approve

Scott to come to
Toronto with me?

If you think it's necessary.

I wouldn't ask
if I didn't think it was.

Yeah.

I'll put in a request,
we'll see what we can do.

You have your
racquets in the car?

Always do.

Good! Loser buys dinner.

Steakhouse, Creamed spinach

Little tomato and onion salad
I can taste it right now

you better bring
a pocketful of cash.

Oh yeah, well you better
bring your Black Card then.

Black Card this
You're gonna lose.

Oh. End of the month?
Let's make some money, huh?

Yeah, sure Joe. Yeah
Get the fuck outta here.

You better
fucking kick his ass

and leave him in
his little pink underwear.

What?

So how was the
weekend, Burke?

Pretty good.

Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah

You got some, didn't you?

Kinda.

Kinda?

Why don't you
tell Papa all about it, huh?

It' good to hear
stories every now and then

Perfect place
for it, a locker room.

So talk some
locker room to me.

You okay?

Oh yeah. Great
uncomfortable little itch

that I can't get rid of
it's growing back.

I'm putting in a
promotion for you, Burke.

No way.

Yeah way.

How does Senior Director of
Account Management sound?

You're shitting me.

I shit you not.

Gonna call HR
put in the paperwork

Usually takes about
two to three weeks.

Done deal.

Thank you!

No problem, Burke.

Keep it stiff

So part of
the promotion means

you're gonna be
absorbing other accounts.

Most of them
are ones that I opened.

Some of them
are from like twenty

years ago when the
company first started.

The newer ones would
be like Stephen Bower

uh, Dominick Grillo,
you know...

Did you say Dominick Grillo?

Yeah. Dominick Grillo.

Like the mobster?

Oh, come on Burke. Relax, it's
all allegations and bullshit.

Same thing as
you do with your accounts.

You know, call
them up, make an introduction.

That's it
business as usual.

Right? Get it,
got it? Good.

Sure.

There's one guy though
that I want you to close.

You're gonna take a
small hit on your commission

but eh, you make
it up the following month.

And?

Little tiny hit
Little baby hit.

It's somebody we don't want
to do business with anymore.

And why don't we want to do
business with them anymore?

Because where he
gets his money from

the company doesn't really
want to be associated with it.

Is it illegal?

No! No!
not illegal. No.

Uh, did you ever hear of
Kevin "The Hammer" Steele?

I can't seem to
get a load to work.

Well, let me drop a load
in and see if it works.

Okay!

Kevin Steel is a god, he's the
greatest porno star to ever live

That's who that is?

No.

No?

No. No. No
Okay then, let's go.

Well yes, Mr. Hastings.

I'll be your account
manager from now on.

No no no, Mr. Barcia
will still be available.

It's just that I'll be your
point of contact moving forward.

You still logged on?

Great, great. So why don't we
set up a dinner so we can talk

about diversifying your
portfolio next week?

Fucking firewalls!

Great, Mr. Hastings.

You have a great day, thanks!

What the hell are
you doing? Seriously!

You remember the movie
"I Fucked Jenna"?

Yes!

Well, I'm gonna prove to you
that this girl you've been

seeing all
the time is....

Not all the time!

Really?

Well let's do lunch, then.

I can't. I'm, uh

having lunch with uh

Jenna!

I know.

Listen, let me bring up this
clip and then I can prove

to you who she really is.

Uh, First of all

don't bring anything
up on my computer

And second of all

how the hell did you know
I'm having lunch with Jenna?

Mhm Mhm Mhm.

I'm the Senior
Manager of Technology.

And you hacked into my calendar?

So where are you going?

Rosina's.

Then where?

Back to the office.

No you're not you're gonna take
her to the shopping mall and go

shopping. Then you're gonna
go see one of those lame-ass

independent movies down in Red
Bank. Then you're gonna take her

for dinner and then
hopefully you're gonna

be bangin' the hell out of her.

As much as I
wish that was the case

I've got to get
back to the office.

Ha! No you don't!
Your computer has a virus.

No it doesn't.

Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Burke
but I'm gonna have to

take your computer down to IT.

Ha ha!

You can't do that.

Yes I can, I do it
for Barcia all the time.

What do you think he does every
third Wednesday of the month?

I don't wanna know!

Ha ha mhmm.

He goes home and bangs Mrs.
Barcia Or he's banging someone

else. I'm thinking someone else
You ever see his wife? Ewww!

You're sick!

She's ugly, man!
Ooh, you gotta see it

Oh wait, congratulations
on your promotion!

That's not public. Forget it.

You should be excited.

I am.

You don't look it.

Well Barcia's
got me closing an account

because of what
the guy does for a living.

Who's the client?

Kevin fucking Steele? This
guy is a goddamn fucking hero

You know how many fucking
loads I shot watching this guy?

You can't fucking close
this account! You can't!

Well if I don't I think Barcia's
gonna hold up my promotion!

He can't do that.

Barcia?

Or maybe he can.
What are we gonna do about it?

We... are going to do nothing.

Well what if he tried
to blackmail you or something?

Oh ooh! Drop it.

No! I won't drop it. No.

Drop it

No.

Drop it... Drop it.

I know it's here
It's gotta be here somewhere.

The hell are you doing?

Please tell me
you didn't throw it out.

You know you owe me money
on the mortgage, right?

I'm a little low on cash
Could you please cover me?

Yeah.

Now tell me
you didn't throw it out!

Throw what out?

The box of porn!

Dude! You need to get a life!

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing
Hey! Hey hey.

Yeah, you're hard
to get ahold of.

I know, I'm sorry. My last
client meeting was running late

and then I didn't
have any power on my phone

The dog ate your
homework, there was a typhoon.

Hey, be nice!
Or I won't let you see this

incredibly revealing dress
I bought for tomorrow night.

Oh.. You are killing me.

Oh Come on, you'll see
me in less than 24 hours.

No no, it's not that
I have some bad news.

Well don't tell me
you're breaking up with me.

I still need to get that
insurance policy in place.

Very funny, no,
I can't make it tomorrow night.

Oh no, why?

Well, Joe's got me
going to Baltimore.

Motherfucker!

He dropped... dropped it
on me at the end of the day,

which is why I was trying to get
in touch with you, but... listen

I am so sorry, I
promise I'll make it up to you.

It's okay. actually I
should be making it up to you.

How do you figure?

Well it's my family
that's impeding on our plans

so, technically it's my fault.

Your mother!

Is Andy okay?

Um, yeah, no.

He's just looking for a needle
in a haystack. I guess.

Not just a needle, my friend
And when I find it,

I'll be showing it
to little Miss thing there.

Ha ha ha
What is he talking about?

Uh, nothing..You're
sure you're not mad?

Hey, this is what
it's all about, right?

So how long will you be there?

Two days

I'll miss you.

I'll miss you.

Son of a bitch!

What was that?

Uh It looks like
the haystack has just imploded.

Listen, I'll call
you later, okay?

Ha Okay. Bye

Bye

Wha Wha.. What is going on here?
Listen want these tickets?

Me at a Broadway show?

No. Not you at a Broadway show.

I think you can sell them and
pay your half of the mortgage.

I love the way you think.

Now can you help me out
before I wreck this whole house?

Attic above my closet

Burke!

Joe! what?
What are you doing here?

I've been giving
it a lot of thought.

You're going
down to Baltimore

and you've never
met these guys before and

You're a little
rough and tumble

And I just felt that
I need to be there

maybe make
this transition smoother

Hope you don't mind.

No. Fine

Uh, you and Jenna, huh?

Listen, I uh hope it's okay, Joe

No, you? You're kidding?

I couldn't think of a
better guy for her to be with.

She's always been like
the sister I never had.

In fact you know this? She's
the godmother of our daughter.

No. No I didn't
know that, actually.

Yeah. It's funny.

I was the guy that pushed her
into becoming an attorney.

You know she's got that
way about her you know?

She's very spunky.

That, I did know.

ha ha ha

That's Jenna!

Oh what do we have here?
A wallet? This yours?

No.

No?

Excuse me,
did you drop this?

Hi

Uh Did
you drop this?

Yoo-hoo!

Excuse me!

You drop your wallet I found it

Do I know you?

No, but I found your wallet
My name's Joe Barcia

Arrowhead Investors
Where we treat people nice!

Come on don't leave mad!
Just leave! Bimbo!

Burke! I'd like you
to meet my good friend

Steven Bower from Bower
Construction in Tampa, Florida.

Pleasure to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

And my good friend Dominick
Grillo who owns some restaurants

and night clubs
here on the East Coast.

How you doing?

He's up for a promotion
he's gonna be handling

most of my accounts.

Oh, yeah?

How long you been with the firm?

Oh, I handpicked the boy myself
Comes from good stock.

He's great. Not as great as I
am but you're in good hands

Ah, shit look who's coming.

Are you kidding me?

Yup

If Buckwheat asks me
again if I need a caddy

I'm gonna crack
him in his fucking head.

Who the hell are you kidding?
You've been hanging out with

this goomba for too long.

Blow me!

Morning, sir!
You need a caddy?

Do you need a caddy? Good
morning sir! Let me ask you

a question. How many carts
do you see over there?

Ahh... Two

Two! And how many golf
bags in each cart?

That would be two each.

Two each, that's
four right? Hmm?

Why would you think I need
a caddy? Do me a favor

You're here all
the time. Leave!

Sorry.

You should be sorry. Guys, ever
since you put one in office

they all got a
chip on their shoulder

Alright, come on, let's go,
what are we doing here?

Fifty dollars a hole?

A hundred dollars a hole!

Why don't you
give the guy a break!

Why should I?

Fifty bucks for
the longest drive!

Whoa, that's uh

What?

Burke, take off the skirt.
Make it a hundred.

ooooh.

You wanna just pay me now?

I wanted to talk to you about
your request to have

Scott join you on
your trip to Toronto.

Great, because he just
passed the Series 7.

I don't think it's a good idea.

Could you guys shut the fuck up?

Fifty bucks you miss it.

Son of a bitch!

A little strong.

And why isn't it a good idea?

Listen, his a good kid.
He's a hard worker. Granted

I just don't think Arrowhead
Advisors is ready to take him on

as a full time account manager.

Why not?

What happens on the road
stays on the road, right?

Okay, Joe. We've been working
together for ten years, come on.

He's gay.

You got a fag
working for you now?

And he's black.

Daily Double!

What, are you a liberal
now all of a sudden, Barcia?

Shut up.

You can't be serious!
This kind of discrimination can

get us into a lot of trouble!

Yeah. And him fucking
up an account like Bower's

could also create a legal
shit storm for us. Sorry. No.

You gotta fire his ass.

I can't.
Affirmative action bullshit.

Wha.. you.. a

Hey, you're lucky he's
not a gay black woman

Then you'd really be fucked!

You just gave me a heart attack.

It's true.

So she makes me
go see a fucking urologist.

How'd your wife make you go?

I'm not happy about it but we're
both trying to avoid taking care

of some broad I
knocked up. I gotta do it.

That's why
they make condoms.

No no no that's like
that's shrink wrap. Okay,

I don't fucking do the condom.

Oh, with those whores today
you gotta throw that balloon on.

Exactly. So I'm in the office
right. Here I am Exam's over

or so I think. He looks at me
the doctor and he puts his

finger out like this. Okay?
And he says "Hey, Dominick,

You want I should check
your prostrate?" So I go...

That's prostate.

What?

Uh, never mind.

So I go No doc I'm good I don't
need you to check my prostrate

He goes "No no no
Dominick really,

I should check your prostrate"

putting the finger like coming
at me with it. I go Doc,

you take one more fucking step
towards me with that finger

I'm gonna take it
and shove it up your own

fucking ass cause
my ass is exit only!

He comped the whole fucking
visit! Didn't cost me a dime!

Hey, guys you wanna
another bottle of wine?

Yeah, sure. Why Not?

Where's this waiter?
Did I ever tell you

when I was younger
I was allergic to alcohol?

No.

I used to break
out in handcuffs!

Laugh

Yeah, Barcia. You're
a funny fucking guy.

Ah shit.

Look at this.

Ha ha ha. Joe Barcia! Hey!

Hey hey.

Get that outta here!
How you doing buddy?

How are you, pal?

Good, good good.

I want to introduce you
to some of my friends here

Steven Bower.

Pleasure to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

And this is a
my buddy Dominick Grillo.

And this
is Jonathan Burke.

Nice to meet you
How you guys doing?

Eh, we're doing. What
bring you to the East Coast?

Just out here
shooting a film downtown.

Film
Really You're an actor?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Been doing it a long time.

Oh, really. What's the name of
the movie that you're shooting?

Uh, I really can't say
It's a low-budget film.

Well, what ya know? Lotta those
things they become big hits

so what's the name of it?

Ah, I signed a
non-disclosure agreement

so I really am not allowed to.

Aw, I'm sure you can
bend the rules a little.

Come on, I wanna know
What's the name of the movie?

No, you don't wanna know.

Fifty Shades of Grey's Johnson

Can I get a
different dish here! Please?

Where do they come up with these
titles? I know, this title

I couldn't believe it at first
I didn't I turned it down.

After I read the script this guy
Greg, he really has some depth.

Yeah, I bet he does.

Is there a problem?

Yeah. Just get
this outta here, please.

Oh, it's the sausage
it's probably too big for you.

Get it outta here
Just get it outta here.

Okay. Right away okay.

I'll let you guys go. I've got
two beautiful ladies waiting

for me at the table, but uh
just wanted to say

anytime you wanna come
by the set. Anytime anytime.

We should do that.

We're shooting at the
hotel right by the pier?

Right on the corner over there
You guys are more than welcome.

There all week.

Doing business
you know what I mean?

Listen enjoy your dinner
it was nice meeting everybody.

Take care. Joey! Love
this guy! Alright, later!

The fuck is going
on in your firm, Barcia?

Why, what's your problem?

Are you kidding me?

What?

I don't know about you, I
don't want my company's money

being managed by a firm that
deals with that industry.

Come on.

Listen, Steve
I've already given Jonathan

instructions to
close the account.

Why?

Because the industry's
a ticking time bomb.

It's no different
than my industry.

Oh, don't even go there
It's a lot different.

Burke!
You're on that right? Burke?

Well, with all due respect Joe

I'm in the same
boat as Mr. Grillo.

Oh, really?
Well I'm the one promoting you

And you need to be five
steps ahead of everybody else!

You need to look out
for the best interests

of Arrowhead and that's it.

Oh, that's
some speech, Barcia

Why don't you shut up?
Eat what you kill, my wife

said it to me, coming up. Eat
what you kill and Jenna agrees.

Why? Who's Jenna?

My sister-in-law.

Holy shit, you're tapping
that? No disrespect She's hot.

God bless ya.

Hi, this is Jenna Casey leave me
a message and I'll get back

to you as soon as I can. Bye.

Hey Jenna It's me. Just finished
having dinner with Barcia

What a disaster that was
Anyway, I just wanted to

talk to you before I go
to bed. So, give me a call if

you get a chance.
Okay? Okay, bye.

Jenna, what..
what are you doing here?

I can bring it to somebody else.

No, I just called you.

I know.

So? What do you think?

You look incredible.

Did you always want to work for
a wealth management company?

I thought about
being a veterinarian.

ha ha ha.

Get outta here.

Yeah I love animals.

How about you?

Ice skater.

Ice skater?

Well there's a pipe dream.

Excuse me?

Come on, what percentage of
ice skaters become professional

let alone make
a decent living at it?

Wasn't about
being a professional

and not everything's
about money, Jonathan.

I do not like
you right now.

Yes you do. No seriously, I
love it, Ice skating.

Least I wasn't
searching up some

dog's butt for it's
owners keys it just ate.

Yeah, my mom was a stay-at-home
My dad, he was a bus driver

for the city. He worked crazy
hours. Man, he hated it

I promised myself I would
never do something I hated.

Burke!

Joe!

How are ya? I got to talk
to you about something

I can't make tomorrow's meeting

Is everything okay?

Oh, yeah. No everything's
fabulous I just.. I have

something else that came up and
I completely forgot about it and

I can't come to the
meeting tomorrow.

Ha! Ha ah.

I was at the bar before and this
broad was all over my shit

and her eye must've
popped out Imagine that?

Anyway, what are you doing?

Uh, nothing

Oh, good. I'll come
in for a drink.

Uh, no I'm uh busy..

Busy?

Yeah.

Busy? Just one drink.

Just um
trying to catch up on...

Catch up?

You're not messing
around on Jenna, are you?

No!

Sure?

No!

Cause if you are you can send
her my way. Smells like sex

You look like you had sex Did
you have sex? You look like you

had sex. Your hair's all
sexed up What's going on?

No, I was working out!

Working out?
Oh working out!

Work those muscles! Work em good
work em good! Oh, work out!

Yeah, you know what? When I'm
away I love to work it out! Why?

Takes the temptation away. Good
thing Good man, Burke!

Love you guy
I'll see you on Thursday.

Okay Wait what you're not coming
back with me tomorrow night?

Tomorrow night? No I uh tomorrow
is gonna eat up most of my day

I'll see you in a few days. It's
all good. You behave.

What a pig.

Sorry you had to hear that.

It's alright
I just feel bad for my sister.

Yeah, listen
Don't tell her anything.

What happens on
the road stays on the road.

I hope not. Cause you
know what I'd do if

you ever messed around, right?

What?

I'd call your mother.

Great!

Now I have her stuck in my head!

Just turn off the lights

Got it!

Scott!

Hey, what's up?

You have a passport?

Um, yeah I do but I thought
Joe declined your request.

Look, you want to be an
account manager or what?

Yes I do.

Then stop asking questions
and get ready for the trip

I need you to know these
clients inside and out.

Gotcha

Burke!
I thought I made it pretty damn

clear to close the
Steele account.

You did and I suspended it
until I can come up with a very

good reason as to why we're
closing it completely.

Well you better come up with
one pretty damn quick.

He's on line 2.

What?

That's right he's been calling
my damn line all day.

Diane is out to lunch
He's on line 2.

You wanna take
the call with me or?

Oh no, Mr. Senior
Director Get it done!

Mr. Senior Director. Holy shit!

Come with me.

Arrowhead Investments
Jonathan Burke speaking.

Hey, Jonathan! The Hammer
here. Yeah, yeah, yeah

We met in Baltimore the other
day. Right right right.

Hey listen, you're my new
account manager now, right?

Yes, I remember
Mr. Steele yes, yes I am.

Okay. Listen
I'm trying to make a...

They're ready for
you, you want me to..

Hold on one second no
no no not right now

You can go fluff somebody else.

I, you know, uh listen,
Jonathan I'm on set right now

We're shooting a
new James Bondage film

"License to Fill" Yeah Anyway,
Jonathan I had a problem

making a trade this morning
Seems that I'm locked out.

Um I don't know, uh you have
your account number handy?

I'll just pull it right up.

My account number? I don't know
what my account number is.

Miss Lynn's ready for you now.

Miss Lynn? Um well what
about the other one?

She's not gonna do it.

Ha Ha Ha
Yeah, we lost another one

I don't know, they don't want to
work with me. I don' know why

Um but anyway Jonathan don't
you have my account number?

Can't you find it somewhere

in the paperwork or
computer or something?

Yes, of course! I'm, listen, Mr.
Steele? Do you have a moment?

I just want to put
you on hold Shit!

What's wrong?

Do me a favor. Log in
from your desk

and change that to
"tentatively opened".

Don't we do
that for new accounts

until the
deposit has cleared?

Alright Close the
account and open a new one

but don't put it under new
sales. And put a note on the

account that says "renewal".

An account opening that size is
gonna need Barcia's approval

Authorization code 4765
and that'll bypass Barcia.

Mr. Steele? Great news!
Your account will be open

in just an hour. Or so

Wonderful Jonathan, you're
the best, you're the best!

Listen, I'm gonna be in
Baltimore next week Yeah, we're

shooting a new Christmas film,
"The Twelve Lays of Christmas"

So, when I'm down there
why don't you and I do lunch?

Sure, sure. Just swing by
and we'll do that. Yeah

Great. Great, great Thank you.
What the hell is this?

"East Meets West" with
Steele building the bridge?

This is the wrong script!

Great. Have..have a great
day on set, Mr. Steele

What the hell happened?

Don't worry about it
Just get this done.

I found it!

You know, for a computer geek
you think you woulda' found this

on the internet by now.

You'd think so. She
blocks all free

access to her movies on the web.

Alright. Yeah, whatever.

Just go get rid of
this shit please, alright?

Come in! It's
open! I found it.

Don't you like just wanna
stay in bed with me?

Actually, I would love to
stay in bed with you, but...

Let's snuggle.

People are waiting for me.

Now do you see it?

You think I
look like Amber Lynn?

Wait, You know who that is?

This is "The Misogynist" right?
The one where she keeps having

sex with all of her clients
but can't find true love?

Wait, wait you know this movie?

I don't think I look as
much like her in this one.

More like that one
that was a TV spoof?

"I Fucked Jenna"

"I Dream of Jenna"

Yes, that' it!
"I Dream of Jenna"

Oh my God! I think
I love you! Jonathan

you need to marry
this girl right now.

You think you're the first guy
thats told me I look like her?

Well, no. It's just
that I thought...

Would you believe me if I told
you I even have her tattoo?

Wait, what?

What what are you telling him?

Now you can't just say that
and expect me not to ask

To see it?

Oh, no Andy. Only the
good guys get to see it.

See what?

Nothing.

Wait wait wait. What?

Three minutes

Ooh, that's Sheila.

So, do you still
live in the city?

I actually just moved to
South Jersey last month.

Why?

Cause I just got out of a
pretty bad relationship.

It wasn't that bad.

I practically left the guy at
the altar. How is that not bad?

I understand with the whole you
know breaking up before marriage

Stuff like that.

Understanding.

Probably wasn't
fucking you right.

What is wrong with those movies?
You obviously watch them.

No I don't.

Then how do you
know so much about them?

After being told that you look
like someone for so long

you think, What the hell?

Let me see what all these
guys are talking about.

Okay. Those movies
are degrading to women.

I agree, which by the
way for the record

is why I came
out of that phase.

Whoa whoa whoa
Hold your vibrators, ladies.

How is it degrading to women?
They make more money than men.

The reason that
women are paid more

in the industry is
because of everything

that they have to
go through, Andy.

Everything they have to go
through? All they do is lay

there and get
banged all fucking day.

Gross.

Men have to go through
everything between setting up

the cameras the lighting
remembering their lines

and we have to be hard as soon
as the director yells Action!

Oh. Okay, so you actually
think that women

enjoy having sex that lasts
longer than seven minutes.

Who wouldn't?

Really? You've seen
Ron Jeremy, right?

That man is an icon.

That man needs a waxing.

Mmhmm.

How about Peter North?

Didn't he do gay porn?

Randy West?

Oh, he's so beautiful
with his yellow

afro and his
basketball in his stomach.

I mean, I don't even know how
he got into this industry.

Look, the bottom line here, Andy
is that women make more in that

industry because those movies
are geared towards men who

believe that women are
supposed to look like goddesses.

I mean, who's on the
cover of those films? Not men.

Thank you!

You're welcome.

Why haven't you made
partner in your firm yet?

Oh, I did.

What?

I found out this morning.

Holy crap,
that's great! Congrats!

Maybe she can help you
with your problem.

Well, I'm gonna go
outside and have a smoke.

Okay
I'll be right there.

Please don't.

What's he talking
about, Jonathan?

Nothing.

It's far from nothing
Where are you going?

Why are you dickin' out now?

That's where you
need to slow down, buddy.

What?

Your sister's husband is
blackmailing your boy here.

Will you shut up, Andy?

Jonathan.

I don't want to talk
about it right now.

Well excuse me
Did we just meet or something?

Okay Barcia's got me
closing an account

cause the
guy's a porn star.

The great Kevin Steele
You wanna talk about a guy

who can bring down the hammer?

So how's he blackmailing you?

Barcia told him that
he's gonna promote our boy

to Senior Director but he hasn't
put the paperwork through.

Sometimes those
things take time.

Five months?

Andy!

Let's not forget that
he won't promote Scott

because he's black and gay.

Is this true?

Yeah. He told
me down in Baltimore.

Then why didn't you
tell me about it then?

Wasn't the right time.

Do you have proof that
he's blackmailing you?

Not really
But that's where you come in!

Not necessarily!

What?

Don't tell me you would honestly
ask me to represent you in

a case against my
own brother-in-law?

Absolutely!

Andy! Shut up!

Jonathan!

It crossed my mind.

Well, do me a favor
and uncross it.

But what if I had the evidence?

But you don't.

But what if I did?

When you do we'll talk

We'll talk?
What's that supposed to mean?

Oh come on, don't do this!

Don't do what?

Don't make this into
more than it already is!

More than it is?

You're not the one being
harassed every day, being told

how important you are to the
firm. Be a company man!

Be five steps ahead of yourself!
You're not the one who has

to listen to this shit
day in and day out.

Forgive me for expecting
my girlfriend to support me.

Well what do
you want me to do?

Don't blow me off!

I wasn't blowing you off! I
just think that if you're gonna

accuse your boss
of blackmailing you,

you need to have
substantial evidence

And I'm asking you if
I did will you help me?

Jonathan.

It's a simple question.

It depends on what you have.

Okay.

Not even 24 hours and already
she's treating me like a partner

What?

Oh, remind me when the clock
stops so I don't get charged

overtime later on tonight.

You're an asshole!

Jenna!

Smooth talking.

Yeah? Fuck you!

Fuck me?

Yeah! If you would've
kept your mouth shut

none of this
would've ever happened!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Who's the dick in the room that
can't stand up to his boss

because he's banging
his wife's sister?

Oh! This coming from a guy
who's had more opportunities to

move up in his career and save
himself from losing his parents

house but would rather jack
off to pornographic movies, who

A) nobody cares about or

B) cares that you
actually respect them.

What the hell
are you talking about?

Andy, you're forty years old!
Why don't you step up to the

real fucking world and be a man
and get your own fucking place

so I can stop carrying you!

She's right
You're an asshole.

Hello?

Hello, Burke.

J.. Joe

You wanna tell me why Scott
is getting a commission check

of $10,000 at the end
of this month?

Uh... I don't know, Joe
I'm not sure why.

I'll tell you why cause it seems
he closed a deal with a client

that has a pretty large
portfolio and for some reason

the name on the new
account is Kevin Steele!

Listen, Joe when I get back to
the house I'll jump on the...

Don't even bother cause I closed
the account and when you two

yahoos get back from your trip
to Toronto you need to fire

his ass! You understand me don't
ever do this to me again, Burke!

Listen, Joe. It's not his fault.
Okay? It's not his fault

Joe? Joe! Joe! Fuck!

Man, I am pumped! How do you
wanna handle this first one?

You want to take the lead
and then I'll jump in?

Alright. Gotta breathe Phew
Okay, I'm good, You okay?

You've been acting weird ever

since we got on the
plane this morning.

I'm fine.

No, you're not. Come on, we
have some time. What is it?

I got some bad news.

Already?

I..I don't know
how to do this...

What?

Barcia, he wants me to
fire you when we get home.

What the hell are you talking
about? I just passed my Series 7

I'm out here doing
everything you told me to do.

He found out what we did
with the Steele account.

I'm taking the hit for it?

Believe me, Scott.

When he called I
could not get a word in.

I'm sure he can't fire
the new Senior Director, huh?

No, that's just it
I'm not the Senior Director.

Come on, man
I was there when he said it.

It's bullshit, Scott! He won't
promote me until I close

the Steele account. Fucking guy
is doing everything wrong

and I can't do a
damn thing about it.

I-I'm so sorry, Scott
I don't know what to do!

Listen. I know you wouldn't
screw me on purpose It's okay.

No! No, it's not okay!

Forget about it, let's just get
our game faces on and crush

these meetings and then
we'll go out tonight

and you'll feel better.

What? Wha.. Wha How?

Trust me.

It's a drag show, huh?
Hope you're performing

Cute
Follow me.

Now what can
I get you guys?

Vodka cranberry for me
and two shots of Jack!

Blue Harvest
Two shots of Jack, huh?

It's gonna be that
kind of night. Trust me.

You know we're
just friends, right?

Not my type.

Welcome to On the Street! Woo!
Tonight's special guest hails

from a place in the USA called
New Jersey! But she's no

stranger to Toronto. Please put
your hands together for the one

the only Josefina! Woo!

Good Morning!

Welcome
and welcome!

Are we ready for a
good time? Whoo whoo

Shake what your momma gave you!
Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!

Do you see it?

Yeah I see it alright
That's quite the grand entrance.

Oh, it was
But do you see it?

Good Morning!
Josefina in the house!

I'm not sure I'm following.

Josefiiina!

Oh! Hahaha

Ha ha!

It's-a so hot in here!

What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?

Surprise!

The fuck are you doing to me?

Wave, wave, wave,

No, don't wave!

Yo, Josefina!

Stop Waving!

We love you!

Fuck.

You're here early.

Yeah, I wanted to get here
before everyone else so I could

uh get through some
of these files.

Yeah, You and I need to talk.

Okay.

Sometimes in life you may have
thought you saw something

that you probably
shouldn't have saw.

Or maybe you
didn't see it at all.

Uh, a little something
to help you forget.

What'd I see, Joe?

Don't play games with me, Burke
You think you're gonna hold this

above my head for
the rest of your life?

Not my style.

What's not your style?

Hey! I did you a favor!

I forgave Scott for the
mistake that he made.

Wasn't a mistake, Joe this
company shouldn't give a shit

what he does with
his life Or yours.

I heard enough. Guess what? The
expense for the trip is still

coming out of your commission!

That's bullshit, Joe!

Okay, you wanna know the
truth? I told Scott to do it.

And you know what?
I would do it again

Really? You really wanna
go down this road, Burke?

Ha ha
What road would that be?

The one that
could get your ass fired.

For doing what
I think is right?

What you think is right?
I told you a long time ago

you need to start thinking
just a little bit bigger.

So that means I stop being me?
I'm not gonna be you, you know!

Oh, Mr. Righteous one!

What are you gonna do, you gonna
go to the top of the mountains

and shout how you saved some
sleazebag porno actors life?

Really, Burke? Really?

Sorry to interrupt Jonathan, but
Mr. Steele is in your office

Guess you better
go take care of it, huh?

Mr. Steele, yeah, what
brings you to the office today?

You wanna tell me why my
account is closed again?

Sigh.

Mr. Steele, I've been with this
firm for quite some time and

you know, I've never had quite
this much trouble with an

account before, so
I, uh, I apologize.

Ah, Christ
She got to it didn't she?

I'm sorry?

My ex-wife? She got
to my account. She...

I don't think I follow.

Look, You know what I do,
right? Well, fifteen years ago

I was stupid I fell in love
with an actress on set we got

married, had a kid after the kid
was born she couldn't get work

She turned to drugs, Fell
off the grid left us flat.

Twelve years later,
I get a knock on my door

I'm the mother of the child I
demand custody you owe me money.

Well she gets herself a high
priced lawyer and I get a court

order for what they call
"retroactive child support"

Oh.

Yeah. Well, now?

I can't even afford a goddamn
lawyer I, uh, spend all my money

sending my kid to private
school.

Look, Burke It's all I know
And if it gets my kid a better

education than what I had?
I'll do what I have to do.

Mr. Steele your ex-wife didn't
close your account. We did.

Why? What the hell is
going on here, Burke?

Mr. Burke?

Fuck it! Sorry for that.

Yeah
It's alright I've heard worse.

Give me one second.

Yeah, sure.

Uh Andy? Can you come in here
for a second, please? Thank you

Is that your girlfriend?

Yeah.

How long you guys going out?

Kinda in a holding
pattern right now.

ha ha ha.
Love is a complicated thing

Yes it is.

Can I help you, Mr. Burke?

Andy I'd like you to meet my
client, Mr. Kevin Steele.

Mr. Steele, this is Andy Roma
our head of Technology.

Oh, how you doing, Andy?

Holy fucking donkey dick
Fucking Kevin Steele!

Nice to..uh

You're my fucking hero, man! I
love your movies!

I mean I'm
you're biggest fan!

Thank you very much.

No, I mean that in a weird way
Really, your movies have depth.

I mean, they have character
they have layers to them.

You're a great actor.

I appreciate that man.

Not like these web
movies where they're just

Fucking and fucking and
fucking you know how to fuck.

You like it's like
Shakespeare fucking.

Thank you Andy
I appreciate that.

Just like Shakespeare.

Mr. Steele, I'd like you to
sign this document, please.

Uh, what is this?

This is the company's
acknowledgement that we made a

mistake and that it'll never
happen again so, if you'd just

sign date and the
time here please.

Time. Why do you need the time?

Um, I can't explain right now
but please trust me on this.

Okay.

Well, Mr. Steele
you're good to go.

Thank you very much, Jonathan.

I appreciate
everything you've done.

My pleasure.

Thanks.

Thank you Mr. Steele.

Bye, Andy.

Take care Andy.

Andy It's time for me to go now
I gotta get to set in Asbury.

Thanks.

Oh, man.

Listen, I'm sorry.

Apology accepted Ah, you just
made my fucking day, man.

I need your help.

Of course you do.

Can you take a
screenshot of this

and send it to
my personal account?

What are you doing?

I'm taking Barcia down.

You know maybe I
was wrong about...

No, no you were not wrong.

Can you do it?

Yeah, of course I can do it
Now where you going?

Cover for me.

Can I help you? Oh, gosh.

Sheila, what you work for Jenna?

I just started a week ago
What do you want?

I need to see her.

Yeah, I just I don't think
that's gonna be a good idea.

Oh, come on,
Sheila! Come on!

Sigh.

Hi, Miss Casey? Yes Jonathan
Burke is here to see you.

Good luck.

Yikes.

What do I owe the
pleasure of this visit?

I was wondering if you'd
represent my client.

Jonathan, you know
I can't do that.

Here's the evidence.

I mean, what he's asking
me to do can't be right.

Steele just told me that account
is for his kid's tuition.

I mean, the guy literally
just left my office

and his wife is cleaning
him out of everything.

How do you know this
Kevin Steele isn't full of it?

Because you can't
bullshit a bullshitter.

So you're telling
me you're full of it.

No, Jesus come on stop it! Come
on you're a lawyer take the case

Alright, you want an apology?

I'm sorry but deep down, you
know I was right, half right

Alright, I was out of line but
you know what the way I see it

what better way
to prove your worth as

a partner then to take
on a case just like this.

This how you
talk to your clients?

Sometimes.

I can see why Joe
wanted to promote you.

So what do you think?

Give me everything
you got on the account.

When it was first opened
when your boss...

My boss?

Yes, when your boss first asked
you to close it, everything.

And I'll need Mr. Steele's
phone number too.

Okay, great

Thank you, you're awesome!
I love you! Thank you!

Wait! What did you just say?

What?

What did you just say?

Thank you.

After that.

You're awesome.

After that!

Thank you?

Jonathan!

Okay, I love you
But you knew that.

No I didn't! That's something
I kind of needed to know!

Alright, I love you

in spite of the fact you
haven't called me for a week!

Well the phone works both ways
You can't just tell me you love

me in the middle of my office
You have to do it in the

moonlight or in bed .You can't
do it in bed because then you

just had sex with me
and you might not mean it

Are you okay?

No, I'm not okay You just told
me that you loved me and right

after asking me to represent you
and some famous pornographic

actor against my sister's
piece of garbage husband.

You mean my boss.

Yes, Jonathan!

I love you.

Cough Cough.

Sorry, Miss Casey.

It's okay.

You make her
call you Miss Casey?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mr. Lipman needs to see
you in the conference room.

I'll let you get back
to work I love her!

That's nice.

Okay, I'll see you later.

Bye.

Bye Bye.

Okay, where do I have to be?

That's nice the conference room
Aren't you forgetting something?

What?

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Jonathan!
I love you too!

Go.

You had me worried!

I'm so sorry!

It's all good
We're new at this.

Yeah, oh I can see that.

Sigh.

Bye.

Bye. I love you!

Bye. Love you

Okay, bye! Bye.

Oh my God, I love him.

Get it together.

Okay.

Hey.

Are you sure
Andy's okay with this?

I feel like I'm kicking him out.

You are.

Don't! You guys have
lived together for so long

and here I come,
moving in to your space.

It was his idea.

Really?

Yeah.

Awe.

But you know it is true what
they say about people who move

before they get married
it does wind up in divorce more.

Who said I was gonna marry you?

I just needed a bigger
place than my apartment.

Ha ha ha.

That is, if you're okay
with signing the prenup, so...

A prenup?

I'll have my lawyer
call your lawyer!

You bastard.

What?

Where is it?

Where's what?

Your penis pump -
the box of porn

Andy, you don't
need that Come on!

You heartless son of a bitch!

I thought we were
making progress, Andy.

Those are works
of art! Fuck you.

Is he really?

Yup.

And you're not gonna?

Nope.

Uh, Mr. Steele. Hey.

It's Kevin.

Kevin What are you doing here?

And how'd you
find out where I live?

I told him.

Oh.

I just wanted to
come and personally

thank you for what you did.

It was nothing.

No, you put your job on the line
you gave me a fighting

chance with my ex
Bring it in, man!

This is, um, Mr.Kevin?

This is Jenna.

Kevin. Hi. Steele

Hello. I hear Mr. Lipman is
taking good care of you?

Yes, he is.

He's the best
lawyer in our office.

Next to you, of course.

Yes, but when your boyfriend
could possibly be subpoenaed for

a blackmail case against a
family member, you tend to

step aside and let
someone else handle it.

You know, now that I've met you
personally has anyone ever...

I know, I look like her.

No. Not in the least bit
You are far more beautiful.

Kevin, you remember Andy?

Yeah, sure.

Hey, man what're you doing
rummaging through the garbage?

I'm looking for Jonathan's box
of porn that he threw out

because he's not in that phase
anymore. And you know what?

They were all your masterpieces.

Well, on that note
I've gotta run to AC.

I'm going to the AVN awards
I'm nominated for

Best Male
Performance in One Take.

That's right
You've heard of that award?

Only one other actor's won it
I would die to see you win it.

I think I just thought of a
way for you to repay me.

Oh yeah.

Yeah?

Alright.

Yeah, sure.

Hey, why don't
you come with me?

Wa, What, sorry?

Yeah, Why don't you put
on some clean clothes

and get your
ass in the 'vette?

Come on.

Are you shittin' me?

No! Come on!

You sure?

I'm positive.

Andy.

Do it.

I love you Come here Come here!

Thank you.

Don't mention it.

Yes!

Hey, listen can I change in the
car? Listen, I know I stink but,

Yeah I'll keep the top down.

Come on I don't wanna miss the
red carpet! We're running late!

It's gonna
be great!

Alright.

Let's get going.

Wow, man It smells in here
Were you fucking somebody?

Hey, man As often as I can
As often as I can.

Nice, man.

Jonathan.

Yeah?

I think we need to take a break.

Okay.

You know being around all this
porn stuff and the likes of

Kevin Steele kind
of makes me hot.

Really?

Mmhmm.

I want you to come inside
and see something you've

never seen
before in the daylight.

Uh,

what is that?

My tattoo.

I don't believe it
I'm so excited!

You think you
can get me laid?

Ah, yeah I can get you anything
you want, What are you into?

blond, brunette, redhead?

Yeah, baby! I love everything!
I just wanna get laid!

Alright, Andy, hang on man!
We're going to AC!

Oh yeah, baby, woo!

Mr. Steele, how does it feel
to be the second adult film star

to win this award for your role
in the "Get Harder" series?

Ya Good question as you know
it takes a lot of concentration

to get it right and Oh ha ha ha

Louise!

Mr. Steele?

Hold that thought! Yeah? I'm
sorry It takes a lot of

concentration to get it right in
one take I mean as you know, in

that scene there were three
women, a gun in one hand a

rake in the other and it was a
pivotal point in the film where

the character's
going through a lot of demons.

That's great.

And the women in that scene
were brilliant I have to say

That's Kevin
Steele, come on.

It was a pleasure
interviewing you Mr. Steele

Thank you very much, Paula

Mr. Steele

Hey, how you doing guys?
Nice to see you, You are?

Jim Bosnin - Henry Acker.

Oh, uh you're lawyers?

We were lawyers.

I'm a little confused here
Jenna Casey told me Bob Lipman

was going to be
handling my case directly.

Given the sensitivity
of your complaint against

Arrowhead Investment... holy
mother of monkey shit balls...

What?

It's Amber Lynn.

She kinda looks like Jenna.

Casey?

No way Jenna looks
like Jenna. Right Hammer?

Hammer... Hammer!
Who's right? Me or Hank?

Come on.

Hank.

Get the fuck outta here.

No Jenna looks like Jenna she
does not look like Amber Lynn.

Holy shit she's coming over
here right now, isn't she?

Hey, Kevin!

Hey, Amber!

Congratulations on your award!

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Did you meet the
new guys Jim and Henry?

We are big fans of yours.

No, we're not
I mean, yes we are.

It's just that I don't usually
watch your movies

I'm sure you do a fantastic job.

Are you okay?

Well, I'm okay
I'm okay. I'm just...

He seems a little nervous.

He's a little nervous

It's okay.

You know what he's got
a little pent up frustration

He doesn't always
sound like Rain Man.

No, actually I gotta go
I.. I owe my mom a call.

Mom? Mommy?

Just say mommy.

Hank Hank Hank! Hank!
Come on! No. Oh

Jesus Christ I'm
sorry I'm so sorry.

So I overheard you guys saying
that somebody here looks like me

No, no.

There's a woman in his office
who he thinks looks like Jenna.

But Henry and I think
Jenna looks more like you.

Okay, first of
all Jenna looks like Jenna

she does not look like...

Who's Jenna?

Just one
more question.

Say Hello, to my little friend.

You're gonna need a bigger bra.

I am big.

It's the pictures
that got smaller.

Delivery two large sausage pies.

Well I don't know one of my

one of my eight maids a milkin'

backed out ya we're shootin' the

12 Lays
of Christmas.

I don't know what my account

Ms. Lynn is ready for you now.

Oh
thank you.

God is this
brilliant!

Who thought
of this?

This guy is like the Scorsese

of the porn industry.

Oh thank you the rake!
Brilliant!

This guy is brilliant!
I'm tellin'

I am working with
the DW Griffith

of the
porn industry.

You're
the best!

Listen when I'm down there
ya, I'm gonna be

down there shootin the
"I'm Harder" series

"I'm Harder with a
Vengeance" yeah...

Alright great great great

Hey Amber!
We got the hockey stick!