We Bare Bears: The Movie (2020) Movie Script

♪ Searchin' high,

searchin' low ♪

♪ Lookin' for a place

where I can go ♪

♪ Bees got their hive,

moles got their hole ♪

♪ Lookin' for a place for me

to go ♪

♪ My paws are aching ♪

♪ 'Cause I've been walking ♪

♪ I've seen

one million trees ♪

♪ Well, trees belong

in the forest ♪

♪ But where's the place

for me-e-e-e-e? ♪

- Ow.

- Huh?

I said, "Ow."

Oh.

Wha...

Whoa-ho-ho!

Look at you!

You look just like me!

Finally a friend my size...

but with stripes!

Come on, come on!

Let's hang!

Whoa. Wait a minute.

Why are you

just laying here

in the middle

of the train tracks?

I was walking

along the tracks

because I thought they'd

lead somewhere cool.

Whoa! Cool! That's what

I was looking for!

But then I tripped and

fell and my foot got stuck.

Ah, not cool.

This is my life now.

No friends.

No family.

Just me

and the train tracks.

Aw, don't be a sad bear.

Besides, I'm great

at un-stucking things.

Now up we go!

Ugh! Unh!

See? Hopeless.

Come on, man,

you got to believe!

Unh! Unh! Unh!

Hmm?

What?

A train!

What's that doing here?!

Aah! Get me out!

Get me out!

Aah!

I'm not strong enough!

Come on, foot!

Help! Help! Somebody!

Help! Help! Help me!

Somebody, please!

Call the po-po!

Call the cops!

Help us! Help us! Please!

Somebody, help!

Blegh.

Whoa!

That's what

I'm talkin' about!

Aah!

The train got closer!

- Aah!

- Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

We won!

Freedom!

Huh?

- Aah!

Aw, my bindle!

Go... without me.

Come on!

Move those baby legs!

Aah!

Whoa! Cool!

Aah! Aah!

Faster, faster, faster!

Aah! Take my paw!

I'm trying!

Come on! Reach!

Aaaaah!

Aw, yeah!

It's still gaining on us!

Aaah!

Faster!

We're not gonna make it!

- Aaaaah!

Aah! Ah!

Oh, my gosh! The thing!

It's today!

Bros?! I got to get read...

Aah! Oof!

Pan Pan! Bro! Today's the day!

We're running late!

Oh, my gosh!

I totally forgot!

Let me change

into something else!

Okay, okay! You look great!

Come on! Let's go!

Ah! Lil' bro,

stop chiseling.

Mailman!

Aah!

♪ Ba, ba, ba-da, ba-da, da,

da-da, da-da, da, da ♪

♪ Let's go,

we'll be there ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

- Sorry, mailman!

♪ A wink and a smile

and a great old time ♪

- Excuse me! Coming through!

- Hey, Charlie!

Oh, hey, bears.

Hurry! Come on!

♪ There's some fun

to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

Good morning, bears.

Coming through!

Bear stack!

- Oh! Sorry! Our bad!

- So sorry. Our bad.

- Coming through.

Aah!

Whoa!

♪ And you can't find

much to do ♪

♪ And you wanna hang out

or just dance around ♪

♪ Or hang out

with somebody new ♪

♪ We'll be right there ♪

Grizz, we're gonna be...

Whoa! Watch out!

- Aah!

- Whoa!

Sorry!

♪ We'll be right there waiting ♪

♪ Waiting for you ♪

♪ When the weekend comes

and you're up for fun ♪

♪ And you're way too cool

for the club ♪

♪ We can make a plan

or just hang around ♪

Look, one of those

scooter things!

Renting now.

♪ We'll be right there ♪

♪ 'Cause you're part

of the crew ♪

♪ We will be right there

waiting, waiting for you ♪

Hey, bears!

♪ We'll be there ♪

Whoa! Slow down, guys!

♪ Da-da, da, da, da-da, da ♪

- Coming through!

- Look out!

- Whoa!

Aah!

Aaaah!

♪ We'll be there ♪

Aaah!

Ugh.

I feel slightly sick.

Did we make it?

Bros, there it is!

Bonjour!

Welcome to the grand opening

of Le Bonne Poutine!

Yes! We did it!

Whoo! Yeah!

Ah! I've been waiting

for this new truck.

And we're first in line.

Is this what being an influencer

feels like?

Oh! Feels nice.

I don't even

know what poutine is.

What's poutine?!

It's the most

delicious treat ever!

And you know it's good

'cause it's from Canada!

Yes, Canada... land of the free,

home of the brave!

Plus, we love bears!

See?

Aw, neat!

We'll have three poutines,

please.

Comin' right up!

Hey, guys!

Get in! Get in, guys!

Say "poutine."

Poutine!

So, I decided to start over

and rebrand myself online

as a cool guy this time.

CoolGuy28 to be exact.

Mm. I can smell

the likes already.

Order up! Three poutines!

Hmm?

Oh.

Guess we got here

just in time.

Look at all

these hungry people.

We're not hungry!

We're angry!

We're angry at you!

Yeah!

- Wha...

- Huh?

You ruined our wedding.

You ruined my pizza!

Uh, we're sorry.

It was an accident.

We didn't mean to.

Well, we're tired

of your antics!

Ice Bear's antics

are entertaining.

That's just what we do.

Yeah, it's fun

and, uh, endearing.

Alright, alright.

Everyone calm down.

Now, just state your complaints

in an orderly fashion,

and I'll add them to our

bear-complaint file.

Bear complaint file?

What is that?

Yep, "broke... skateboard."

Uh-huh.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Sorry. Just a sec. Thank you.

"Stole... bear...

complaint... binder."

And he pushed me.

Wha?!

Can you guys believe this?

"Bears are too big

and loud."

"Made tote bags uncool."

"The panda keeps

asking me out.

He is so awkward.

Why can't he take a hint?"

This must be

another panda, right?

Oh, man!

I had no idea people

felt this way about us.

Ice Bear not bad bear,

just misunderstood.

Ugh! We got to fix this.

But what do we do?

Huh?

Hey, my car!

- Uh!

- Hey!

- Whoa!

Now, you see here, mister!

What's up?

- Ah! It's Nom Nom!

- It's Nom Nom!

Oh, my God!

It's Nom Nom!

Aah!

Ugh. Nom Nom.

Hey, Nom Nom, do the face!

Oh, you mean... this face?

Oh, ho ho!

Yeah, just give me

the special.

Oh! I have something

extra special

for you, Mr. Nom Nom,

sir!

Uh, hey, Nom Nom.

Hey, Greg.

Oh, i-it's Grizz.

And here it is!

It's a special

Nom Nom poutine!

Meh. I'm full.

Hey!

Ugh!

I'm so sick

of being treated like this!

Nom Nom can get away

with anything!

I mean, I can't even get away

with...

"Sat on my birthday cake."

Alright, I did do that.

Well, what do you expect?

That's just how people treat you

when you make cool videos.

Well, then we just need

to make cool videos

and stuff, too.

Uh, Grizz, that never

works. Remember?

Mom? Are you in there?

Here's your bottle.

Now, try to get...

Bad video. No likes.

Look, my point is,

people didn't watch

our videos before,

and they're not gonna

watch them now.

We're just not popular.

But what if this time,

we make the ultimate video!

The most viral of the viral!

I guess, but it's not like

we can force people

to watch our video.

Ice Bear has idea.

Aah!

And... aha!

Hey, lil' bro,

how's it goin' up there?!

Lil' bro?!

Hacking complete.

Ice Bear is in.

Alright, alright, alright!

Let's get this show

on the road!

Pan Man, how's the set

coming along?

Ugh! Ugh! Okay, I guess.

Grizz, I don't know

about this plan.

Panda, it's foolproof.

We're putting every popular

Internet thing into one video!

They're gonna love it!

Uh, shouldn't we be

a little more original?

I mean, won't this seem,

I don't know,

a little cringey

and passé?

Yo, it'll go great, man.

The Internet

is a positive place,

full of only kind

and supportive people.

Uh... Shh, shh.

Do it for the likes.

Okay, last thing we need is...

Oh! Your phone.

What? My phone? Why?

We have to connect

your account.

CoolGuy28, right?

How's that going,

by the way?

Wha?!

How is that even possible?!

Ugh.

Okay, you're right.

Nothin' left to lose.

Ha ha!

That's the spirit!

Alright, places,

everybody, places.

Panda, you ready

for your close-up?

Yeah. I guess.

Little bro?

Ice Bear born ready.

Okay, boys, it's showtime!

Wah-ha-ha!

Aah!

Yo, Bay Area fam!

You ready to party?!

'Cause things are about

to get lit up in here!

We're comin' at you

with the most fire hits!

Ugh!

And don't forget to like,

comment, and subscribe to bears!

'Cause bears are actually

really cool and the best!

Let's go!

- ♪ Bang the beat ♪

- ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Bang the beat ♪

Ohhhh!

Wow, this is so cringey.

Is this for real, dude?

- ♪ Dae bak ♪

♪ - Salanghae ♪

♪ Jangnangam, jangnangam ♪

Aah! Oh, man!

So cold!

These memes

are older than I am.

I don't get it.

Whoa!

Ah! This is going great!

Panda!

Go check on the stats!

Ah! Okay! Ow!

Whoa! What?

I think this is really working!

I think people love it!

Wah! Uh, guys, uh,

something is wrong.

Panda, stop worrying!

The stream must go on!

Oh!

Huh?

What's happening?

Aah!

Oh!

Aah!

Help! Help!

What are we gonna do?

Well, stream's over, I guess.

Do people like us now?

Oh, sure.

They're gonna love us.

Uh-oh.

Outraged citizens descend

on city hall tonight

in the aftermath

of a massive blackout

attributed to three bears

and their desperate bid

for attention.

Quiet, please.

Everyone, quiet.

Now, I know you're upset,

but if we all calm down,

I'm sure these bears

can explain themselves.

Uh, geez.

Um, sorry, everyone.

We made a mistake.

But good news.

It's not gonna happen again.

Right, bro?!

Ice Bear is filled

with deep regret.

I'm sorry about everything.

I thought it was a bad idea

in the first place,

but someone

dragged me into it.

Mm-hmm.

Welp, there you go.

Let's just jot this down

in the bear file and...

Boo! Boo! Boo!

These bears should

be held accountable!

Their high jinks have gone on

way too long!

And they smell!

Hmm.

Okay, maybe pick up some trash

or paint a fence, or...

Huh?

Who's that?

Step aside.

I'll take over from here.

Uh, who are you?

Agent Trout...

Department of National

Wildlife Control.

I'm here because someone

isn't doing their job.

I apologize for being subtle,

but it's you.

You're not doing your job.

See, you've got

a bear problem.

And I'm a problem solver.

Bear problem?

Bear problem.

Nature.

We all love nature.

A stroll in the park,

a hike on a sunny afternoon.

But what happens when

nature... invades?!

Oh!

Aah!

Coyotes bullying schoolchildren!

Pigeons dealing in contraband!

Wild cougars

stalking the innocent!

I've seen it all, folks.

But I've never seen anything

as disturbing

as what you see here today.

Hey, is he

talking about us?

No comments until the end

of the presentation.

In this world,

there is a natural order.

And when that order is violated,

when wild animals are allowed

to live among us,

in our communities,

in our homes,

that's when nature

becomes unnatural.

Are we really going to tolerate

these bears

wreaking havoc in the city?

Walking on two legs?

Talking?!

- Yeah.

- Sure, yeah.

And the sickest, most disturbing

thing these bears do?

They stack!

What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with that?!

These bears are a threat

to the natural order!

As long as they're here, your

entire way of life is at risk.

W-W-What do we do?!

Simple.

We do what I do best.

Capture, detain, and relocate

the infestation.

Send these bears back to where

they belong... a bear reserve!

Cut off from human society

forever!

Yay!

Yeah! No more bears!

What now, Grizz?!

I don't know.

- Agh! Hey!

- You can't do this!

Hey! No! This is wrong!

This is our home!

You can't just force us out!

Ugh!

No! No! No! Please!

Ow! Ow!

Don't shove Ice Bear.

Ice Bear knows where to go.

Hold it.

Leave us.

You've been living among humans

for so long,

but that time has passed.

You can't do this!

This is our home!

Yeah!

We'll get a lawyer!

Lawyer? Pfft. What are you gonna

do? Pay them in honey?

Farewell.

Take 'em away.

Pay them in honey.

Ahh.

What do you want?

We want justice!

This is unconstitutional!

What are you, crazy?

If you hurt them, I will...

I will...

write a very long letter

to my senator!

I'm not going to hurt them.

I'm sending them to a place

where they'll be happy.

Isn't that what you want,

little girl?

Grrr.

Officer Murphy is on his way

delivering the bears

as we speak,

and there's nothing you can do

to change that.

Hey, Trout.

Where'd the car go?

Officer Murphy?!

That's weird.

I was just getting some coffee

and doughnuts and...

Ugh! If you're here,

then who is driving the car?!

Ow!

Wha! Oof!

Grizz, are you okay?!

Hey! Would you mind

not driving like a maniac!

Aaaah!

Aah!

Aw, it's alright, Henry.

The car sickness

will go away soon.

Charlie!

Oof!

Hey, bears!

A lil' birdie told me

y'all were in some trouble.

She also taught me

how to hijack

this police vehicle.

Charlie!

You're a life saver!

Yeah, Charlie! We never would've

guessed it was you!

Aw, my Pan Pan!

Get in here!

Uh, shouldn't you be watching

the road or somethin'?

Ah, no worries.

I got someone on it.

Uh, how many animals

did you bring with you?

Huh, I don't know.

Like, all of them?

Ah, don't worry, bears.

I got a plan to hide

and everything.

Oof!

What's the news, Carl?

Great.

Squeak, squeak, squeak.

Bears! Bears!

Looks like the coast

is clear, fellas.

Here, put these on

so nobody recognizes ya.

What's the point?

One for you.

Everyone hates us.

One for you.

And that trout guy wants

to throw us in bear jail.

And one for you.

Ice Bear always the outlaw.

Never the law.

I don't know

what we're gonna do.

Here's what you do!

Burn all your stuff!

The more precious,

the warmer the fire.

Ah! My stuff!

Oh! We'll never find a place

to call home again.

Mi casa no casa.

What a cruel world!

Huh?

Ooh! Ooh!

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

Alright, who's ready to burn off

their fingerprints?

Bros, I know

what we can do!

Canada! We can start

a new life in Canada!

What? Canada?

Yeah, Canada!

Everyone's brave!

Everything's free!

And they love bears

in Canada.

Just look at this picture.

We wouldn't have to hide.

We could be free,

livin' the Canadian dream.

Um, I don't think this

is a good idea, Grizz.

We don't even

have passports.

We don't need passports.

We're bears!

Pfft. So, uh...

So what are we gonna do?

Change the car so we can drive

around undetected?

♪ Got my homie on the side ♪

♪ And he's got a fly ride ♪

♪ So pure, so solid

the beat amplified ♪

♪ I swerve to the left,

the dude is calling out ♪

♪ "Yo, que paso" ♪

Great job, boys.

Thank you so much,

Charlie, for everything.

Keep in touch, you know.

Ice Bear will never forget

Charlie's face... and feet.

Ah, it was nothin',

bears.

I'd do anything for you guys.

Okay, now,

where's Panda?

Huh?

What's he doin'?

Ah, I'll see what's up.

He lo-o-oves me.

Hey, Pan Man, you all set

to go to Canada?

I know you might be a little

tense from nerves, but...

Waaah!

Ugh! Stop!

We-We're r-rushing into

this way too fast!

Canada?!

I-I wanna stay here!

Hey, I don't wanna leave

either, man.

But we don't have

a choice, Panda.

But we're leaving

everything behind!

Our home! Our friends!

Our whole life!

It's way too risky!

Panda, I know it's a risk,

but trust your big bro!

If we work together, everything

will work out fine...

No, Grizz!

Come on, little bro.

You know it's smarter

to stay here.

Lil' bro knows that staying here

is a bad idea!

We gotta go to Canada!

We should stay!

Go!

Stay!

Please don't... break Ice Bear.

Waaah! Aah! Aah!

Ugh!

You wanna go to Canada so bad,

just go without me!

Fine!

Come on. Let's go.

What are you

so happy about?

Oh, nothing!

Just the fact that we have

all this time to hang out

and be best friends

in the woods all alone

forever and ever

and ever and ever and ever.

Wait up!

Wait! Wait! Wait for me!

Ugh!

I knew you'd come

around, Pan Pan.

Yeah, yeah,

don't rub it in.

I'm only here to make sure

you two don't get into

any more trouble.

Sounds good to me!

And I've got an idea

to get us going.

Oh, yeah.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

♪ Oh, baby ♪

Yeah! That's what

I'm talkin' about!

Hit it, brotha!

We are driving to Canada

in style, Baby!

Whoo!

Huh?

Oh. Duh!

The lid was on.

Hey, guys! I think

I found another clue!

- Yay!

- That's my boy!

Well, the cave

is completely empty.

Looks like the bears

skipped town.

So case closed.

This case isn't closed

until I say it is.

Uh, but they're gone.

Isn't that what you wanted?

Don't worry.

You and your adorable

little team can relax.

I've called my own

reinforcements

to finish the job.

Reinforcements? Huh?

Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

Hup! Hup! Hup!

Uh, Trout?

This seems like a lot.

Listen up.

Three fugitive bears

are on the loose,

and we're going to find them.

Let's show Officer Murphy

how we handle wild animals.

Oh. Oh.

You are just capturing

these bears, yes?

Yes.

Capture them.

No matter the cost.

♪ O, Canada, our home

and something trees ♪

♪ O, Canada... ♪

Ugh!

Grizz, enough already!

At least learn the words.

Come on, Panda.

Lighten up!

We're road trippin'!

This is fun.

Right, lil' bro?

Fun? Grizz, how can you be

so calm about this?

We're fugitives!

Relax, Panda.

They'll never find us.

Don't think of this

as us being on the run.

Think of it more like...

a road trip!

What?

A road trip?

But, Grizz, we're wanted.

We're criminals!

And... And...

Shh-shh-shh.

Listen up.

♪ Come on, little bro, think

of everywhere we can go ♪

♪ But, Grizz, the po-po ♪

♪ No need to dwell when

we've got the open road ♪

Ice Bear

wants to lay low.

♪ This is gonna be

the best time ♪

♪ Put your fears away,

enjoy the ride ♪

♪ We're gonna have a ball

on the way to Canada ♪

Aha!

Just think of it.

I don't know, Grizz.

Listen.

On the way to Canada, we...

♪ Can pop in on a diner

by the roadside ♪

♪ Fresh-baked pies and cheer

in every eye ♪

♪ What makes you think

they'll like us at all? ♪

♪ Probably end up mounted

on a wall ♪

♪ We ought to lay low

on the way to Canada ♪

Oh, come on.

Don't be a downer, Panda.

There's plenty of other things.

Like...

oh, I know!

How 'bout...

♪ Roadside attractions,

those are never a bore ♪

♪ A giant ball of yarn

or those concrete dinosaurs ♪

♪ Ugh, so old,

probably falling to bits ♪

♪ Crushed by the camp,

it'd be just the pits ♪

♪ We ought to lay low

on the way to Canada ♪

Aw, come on, Pan Man.

♪ There's got to be something

that you wanna see ♪

Come on, bros,

you love adventure.

What's it gonna be?

♪ What's it gonna be? ♪

Well, I guess...

I've always wanted to take

selfies in the desert.

Ooh! Okay!

Yeah! That's great!

Ice Bear wants to see

the redwood trees.

Ah! He-he!

That's perfect!

And it'd be cool to send out

postcards to all our friends.

Yeah!

There you go!

Ice Bear wants to see

the Muffler Man.

Uh, okay, sure.

Huh, you know,

maybe this won't

be so bad after all.

♪ Won't be so bad ♪

Yeah, and just

'cause we fell,

doesn't mean

we'll continue to fall.

♪ Not gonna fall ♪

♪ We left our home,

and that's a pain ♪

♪ But we're gonna have

a good time anyway ♪

♪ We're gonna have a ball

on the way to Canada ♪

♪ Canada ♪

♪ We're gonna have a ball

on the way to Canada ♪

♪ Canada ♪

♪ We're gonna have a ball

on the way to Canada ♪

See, Panda?

Trust your big bro.

Everything's

gonna be okay!

Yeah, yeah.

Oh!

I'm gonna check and see

if there's any cool stops

coming up.

Ice Bear sees stop ahead.

Huh?

What's with

all the traffic?

Hmm.

Gah!

It's the police,

and they have pictures!

Oh, yeah?

Of who?

Of us!

Wh-What?!

Oh, no! Wha...

W-W-What do we do?

Uh, okay. Stay calm.

Just, um...

Back up and we'll take

a different road.

Bah!

We're trapped!

Aaaah!

Quick, Panda!

Get Charlie's bag!

Grizz, stop it!

One second!

Ow, Grizz!

You're on my foot!

♪ This is the dawning

of the age of Aquarius ♪

Heh-heh.

Hello, officer!

♪ Age of Aquarius ♪

Turn that hippy-dippy

music off.

You gentlemen from

around here?

Yes.

No.

Ask again later.

Have you seen

these three bears?

No. Oh, wh-what are

they doing there?

Heh.

Stacking?

That's so weird.

We're humans!

Ri-i-i-ght.

I'm gonna need

your registration.

Oh, sure thing, officer.

Hmm.

I'll have to run this

by my boss.

You stay put.

We got a 436

on the 22.

We got to get out of here!

Go! Go! Go! Floor it!

No!

We can't just bolt out of here!

Uh, uh,

we can get out and run!

No!

We just ate!

What if we sing

another song?

Cops hate music.

Well, fine then.

Why don't we just leave

really slow?

Ye-Yeah.

L-Let's try that.

That's right, sir.

We found them.

It's obviously just three bears

in disguises.

Hold them there.

I'm on my way.

Yeah, so, I, uh, start

every day with 100 push-ups.

- Is that a new baton model?

- Yeah.

Pretty nice, huh?

Can't wait to use it.

We'll find those bears

any second now.

Yes, sir.

We'll hold 'em.

Heh.

Dumb bears.

Huh?

Whoa!

We got 'em, sir.

Open up, bears.

We know you're in there.

♪ This is the dawning

of the age of Aquarius ♪

Huh? Ugh!

Do these people look

like bears to you?

♪ Aquarius ♪

No.

Of course they're not bears,

you dummy!

Trick I use to tell

the difference

is noting the lack of fur

and cute little ears.

'Cause they're bears.

Ugh!

Wa-ha-ha!

Yeah!

Man, that was

a piece of cake!

Everything

is coming up bears.

Everything is not

coming up bears!

Hey!

If we keep on the main roads,

we're gonna get caught.

I found a detour.

It's safer.

Okay, take the next left,

lil' bro.

That'll take forever!

We'll never reach Canada.

Come on!

The main highway's

a straight shot.

But they'll find us

on this road.

Panda, relax.

We're fine, buddy.

We're past 'em.

Just keep going

this route.

- Hey!

- Staying on current course.

Stop it, Grizz!

No!

- We got to take the detour!

- Route updated.

Ice Bear

suggests this route.

- Hey! Stop! Don't you start!

- Route updated.

Give it back, Grizz!

Just stay on this road.

Back! Stop!

This is faster.

- Rerouting. Rerouting.

- Ice Bear picks this one.

It's my phone!

Stop!

Go this way!

It's the best route!

Aaah!

Whoa!

Aaaah!

Slow down, bro!

Ice Bear can't slow down.

Brakes not working.

Aah!

Oh!

Whaa!

Everyone okay?

Yeah. Barely.

Huh?

Oh, great.

Our van is totaled.

Nice job, everyone.

Wait.

Do you hear that?

Guys, guys, guys!

It's gonna be fine!

We're good!

I'm sure whoever's over there

can help us fix our van.

Come on, bros!

Forward!

We're gonna die here,

aren't we?

Whoa.

Is this a cornfield?

Can we eat the corn?

No, Grizz.

That would be stealing.

Ice Bear just eating stuff

off the ground.

Salty.

Oh!

Huh?

What the heck is that?

Whoa!

Weird. It's like some

kind of stick house.

A stick stadium!

What's it doing way out

in the middle of nowhere?

Ice Bear

getting weird vibes.

Y'all going in or what?

Got a mad case of fomo

already.

Aah!

What?

How, uh, wh... wh... uh, j...

cow... b... huh?

Ah, you forgot the password.

Happens all the time.

No worries.

I got ya.

What's the password?

1-2-3-4.

Yeah, that's it.

Alright, boys,

here we go!

Welcome!

- Whoa!

Oh, hey, girl!

I see you!

It's like an animal rave?

"Internet Animal Fest"?

Wait, guys! I think

I recognize these animals!

They're all

Internet famous!

Like you!

You're Angry Kitty!

Yeah, that's me.

So cool!

And I'm

The Painting Elephant.

I paint with my nose.

Juice My Car Raccoons, man!

And I'm

Jacked Up Kangaroo.

Ta-hoo!

You bears ready to party?

You wanna party with us?

No one's ever asked us

to party before.

- Yeah! Come on!

- Whoo!

- Party!

- Yeah! Party!

Okay, we're in!

Let's go!

Oh, hey, guys.

Whoa.

I knew I recognized you.

You're Dramatic Cow!

Yeah, but I don't like

to brag or nothin'.

Hey, what's up, guys?

Crazy party, huh?

Yeah!

Can you follow me?

Please?

Uh, sure.

Who are you?

I'm Pizza Rat!

Um, here you go.

Yeah!

One million and one followers.

One million.

Aw, come on, bros.

Getting followers is so hard,

especially when everyone

started copying my video.

Bruh! Stop that!

I-I'll sue you, man!

I will, bro!

Mm, anyways, so, how many

followers do you guys have?

How'd you guys go viral?

Nah, man. We aren't actually

Internet famous.

They're not famous?

What up? I thought you bears

were viral video stars.

Y'all were just basic

this whole time? Mm.

This party's for

Internet animals only!

- It's against the rules!

- Boo!

Well,

we tried to go viral.

Follow me at CoolGuy28.

Ice Bear popular

in Asia.

Uh, what are you

guys gonna do?

We're callin' the po-po.

Oh, no.

Trout.

Please let us go!

- Stop! Stop!

- Call the cops!

You don't understand!

Please!

You don't understand, sir!

Wait!

No! No!

Stop!

Just hear us out!

Parlay!

- Huh?

- What?

What?

Grizz, what are you doing?

I don't know.

I heard it in a movie.

"Parlay"?

What does that even mean?

"Parlay... to cease fire

and hold a conference

with the opposing side."

Hmm.

Well, sounds like we got

to hear 'em out.

- Okay.

- Makes sense.

Uh...

Look, I-I'm sorry, everyone.

We... We didn't mean

to crash your party.

We just... crashed our car,

and now we're stuck here.

Please.

We got kicked out of our home

just because we're bears.

Being Ice Bear

shouldn't be a crime.

We're just trying

to get to Canada

to maybe find a place that will

accept us for who we are.

Nobody cares about us

because we're different.

Haven't you had any people

judge you like that?

Yeah. People think

I'm mad all the time

because I look angry.

But this is just my face.

I have

other feelings, too.

Nobody takes me seriously

as an artist

just because

I paint with my nose.

And everyone just looks at me

as a buff kangaroo,

but I am so much more than that.

Why can't the people see?

The world can be a cruel

and unkind place.

We just want to believe

that it's not all like that.

Hey, maybe we did

judge you unfairly.

We're sorry, bears.

Listen, we'll fix your car

so you can find your new home.

We're on it!

That was real inspiring, bears!

Yeah, we'll hook you up!

Come with me.

You can stay with us

for the night.

- Wow. Thanks!

- Thanks, you guys!

Thanks, everyone!

We love you!

What?

They get to stay?

It took me 500,000 followers

before you even let me in!

How's that fair?

I'll end you, bro.

Hey, Grizz, what happens

if we never find a new home?

Hmm.

I don't know.

I never thought about it.

Ice Bear

full of uncertainty.

Yeah, don't worry, bros.

We always figure it out.

Yeah, you're right.

Well, good night.

Sweet dreams.

Good night.

No!

Huh?

Please don't step on me,

Grizz!

Oh, hey, Pan.

What are you doing

down there, bud?

Hey, no worries.

I got you, dude.

Let me carry you

the rest of the way.

Gee, thanks, Grizz!

Huh? Ha!

Hey, lil' bro!

Alright, don't worry.

I can help you

both off this bridge.

Yay!

Oh, no! The train!

It's gonna get us!

Not to worry, bros.

Plenty of time

to get off the tracks.

Hey, Grizz, can you

help me out, too?

Sure, no worries, guys.

Huh?

Welcome aboard.

What about me?

And me!

- Thanks, Grizz! Appreciate it!

- You're the best!

- Thanks, Grizz!

- Thank you!

Appreciate it, bro!

Aah!

Huh?

Oh, phew.

- Aaah!

Aah!

- Oh, no!

- We're not gonna make it!

- Help us, Grizz!

- He's gonna catch us!

Don't worry, bros!

I'll make sure you're safe!

Aaaah!

No!

Please! No!

Farewell, bear.

No!

G-Grizz, what's...

what's wrong?

Never mind.

I think I need some fresh air.

Okay.

If you need anything...

Ugh, I can't see a thing.

It's too dark in here.

Guys! Guys!

Get up! Get up!

Grizz, stop waking us up.

What is it this time?

Aah!

This is the end of the line,

bears.

We have you surrounded.

Come out with your paws up.

Aah!

How'd they find us?!

Sorry, bears.

I had to snitch.

Pizza Rat!

Hey!

I followed you, man!

I know, but so did they.

Yes! Yes!

More followers!

Take 'em down, boys.

Aaah! Oh, no! What do we do?!

You're not welcome here!

Animals!

Drop the beat.

Come on!

Hurry!

Run for your lives!

You fools!

Come back!

They're just a bunch

of wild animals!

Actually, they're not wild.

They're cute

viral-video animals.

Agh!

Come on!

Everyone, these bears,

they need to split now!

Hey, don't worry.

It's all ready for ya.

Yeah, yeah. Check it.

We're good.

Wow! You fixed it!

It's back to normal!

Not quite.

We juiced it.

Whoa!

Yeah!

Running on 100%...

Lava lamp, baby!

We want to keep it

on theme.

Enough!

Quit talkin' and get drivin'!

Good luck, bears.

Be safe out there.

Yeah, but if you ever get

in a pinch,

just hit that button

on the dash.

No, no!

Not now, man!

Pfft.

Ugh, amateurs.

- Oh, thank you, guys!

- Be safe!

Peace out!

Quiet!

- Huh?

- Aww!

Ugh!

What?

Alpha Team, regroup!

They're getting away!

Step on it, Murphy!

Unh-unh. Aren't you

forgetting something?

Agh! Go!

Where are we?

We haven't been driving

that long.

Hmm, looks like

we're passing through

some kind of industrial zone.

It's all that's left

before we reach Canada.

Uh.

Whoa, lil bro.

Hey, uh, why are you

speeding up so much?

Guys, we've got company.

This is your last chance.

Pull over, bears!

Oh, no!

They've caught up to us!

Hello, police?

I was wondering if I could

request a jail cell

with a top bunk bed?

Panda, no!

Aah!

We can't give up!

We've come too far.

We just have to lose

these bozos.

Lil bro, you up

for the challenge?

Ice Bear

ready to do or die.

Step on it, bro!

Burning rubber.

All units!

After those bears!

Dude, they're right on our...

Aah, turn left!

No, no, right!

Drift, drift!

Aah!

Whoa, watch out

for that ramp!

Aah!

Punch it, Murphy!

But, Trout, there's

a mean-looking ramp ahead.

Just do it! Faster!

Okay!

Stop running, bears!

You have

no chance of escape.

Ram 'em, Murphy!

Aaah! Ugh!

Aaaah!

What do we do?

Lava power.

Huh?

Oh, the special button!

Let's boogie.

Huh? What?!

Aaaaah!

Yo, y-y-yo,

what is going on?

Aah! No!

Oh, no, what's happening?!

What the sweet peas

is that?

Ohh, is this some

kind of control board?

I don't know,

I'll pick the big one!

I wonder

what lava power means?

Yaaaah!

No.

Pan Man, what the heck

are you doing back here?

I don't know

what the buttons do!

I pushed the big one,

and it almost

brought the whole place down!

Well, push another one!

Um, gah!

Aaah!

Just a second here.

Whoa!

Try another one.

Uhh! Okay!

- Aah!

- Yes!

We gotta speed up, bro!

Ice Bear maxed out.

Whoo! Yeah!

Take that!

Ha ha!

Lava power, baby!

Whoa!

Aaah!

Panda!

I got you, Pan Pan!

Aah!

Grizz!

Oh, no!

Cellie!

Drive steady.

Uh, Trout, be careful.

That looks, uh, dangerous!

Panda, hang on!

Aaaahh!

You will be captured.

Huh?

Sweet biscuits!

Aah!

Oh, no!

The bears!

Aaaaaah!

Aah! Panda!

Grab my paw!

Gotcha!

Uh-oh.

Murphy!

Call reinforcements

to follow them!

But we don't know

where they're going.

They could be

headed anywhere.

Sir, this is Unit 21.

We found something.

I'll be right there.

Hmm.

Come on, old van.

You got this!

Oof!

Aw, man!

Now what do we do?

Guys, look, look, look!

Is that...?

It is!

Canada!

Freedom!

Acceptance!

Lumber.

Oh, what are we waiting for?!

Let's run!

No, wait!

Let's stack!

♪ Hearts everywhere ♪

♪ Up in the air ♪

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Oh, is it true? ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ La-a-a-a-a-a-a ♪

Hello!

We're here to come to...

Canada!

Ooh! Haha!

Bears!

Ohh!

This is just great.

You guys

are gonna love it here.

We Canadians love bears.

See?

Oh, and we love you,

Mr. Canadian.

Ahh, I am so ready for

the beginning of our new lives.

Ice Bear ready

for universal healthcare.

That's wonderful, guys!

Just show me your passports,

and you'll be good to go.

Just show me

your passports.

- Uh, uh...

- Um, we don't have passports.

Oh.

Well, then, uh, I can't let

you in, then, can I?

Wait, what?

Whoa!

No! That can't be right!

Grizz!

I thought you said

we didn't need passports!

But... But...

But I-I thought...

Ugh!

I cannot believe this.

Please, sir.

You have to let us in.

I mean, we're bears!

We don't need passports, right?

Mm, maybe not in the States,

but up here, you sure do.

Sorrey.

No!

No "sorrey"!

You don't know what me

and my brothers

went through to get here!

Surely there's some way!

Just let us through!

No can do.

Ohh!

Then we'll just climb over,

then, huh, we won't tell.

Uh...

Ooh, my poutine's done.

Well, good luck!

What?! No!

Come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

Grizz, give it up already.

It's over.

What? Ugh!

Nonsense, Panda!

I'll think of something else.

We can just sneak

in another way,

or, uh,

we can go get passports!

Uh, c-c'mon!

To the car, boys!

Uh...

I've had it!

I'm over it, Grizz!

What are you

talking about?

This!

Any of this!

Over and over,

we get into trouble,

you make up one of your schemes,

and everything ends up worse.

Schemes?

I'm the only one trying to

get us out of this mess!

A mess that you created!

This never would've happened

if you hadn't pushed us

into making

that stupid video.

Hey, people

liked that video!

Ugh,

you are so in denial.

Oh, I'm in denial,

"Coolguy"?

How dare you.

Huh?

Aw, see,

now look what you did!

Look,

let's just calm down.

Playing the blame game

isn't gonna get us

any closer

to finding a new home.

Grizz, how are you not getting

it through your thick head?

You can't fix this.

We're not wanted anywhere.

We're never gonna

find a home.

I'm outta here!

Hey!

Where are you going?!

Come on. We gotta stick together!

Stop it!

We can't leave!

We're brothers!

No!

We're not!

We're not brothers,

Grizz.

We're just a bunch

of dumb bears

who made up some story

to make ourselves

feel better.

Panda.

Bravo.

Very entertaining.

And, really, it's the least

you bears could do

after being so easy to find.

I mean, honestly,

this was almost boring.

My phone!

And now

you're coming with me.

Welcome, bears!

Ahh.

The fresh smell

of an animal reserve center.

I do hope you'll enjoy

our state-of-the-art facilities,

including a new electrically

charged barbed-wire fence.

That's 10,000 volts between you

and the outside world.

What are you

gonna do to us?

What am I going to do?

Well, I'll start by putting each

of you in one of these.

Wha...

Aah!

No!

Hey, hey!

Stop!

Hands off Ice Bear.

Don't touch us!

Grizz, help me!

Bros!

Aah!

Lil Bro!

No!

Lil Bro!

Get off Ice Bear.

Stop.

Aah!

Stop this!

Stop!

Let him go.

So he can say goodbye

for one last time.

What?

What do you mean?

Why, we're sending the beasts

back to where they belong.

I don't wanna go!

No! You monster!

Trout?

Isn't this a little cruel?

Illegal even?

You can't separate them.

I mean, they're brothers.

Brothers?

Really?

I don't see

the resemblance.

Well, Trout,

I-I just don't...

This case is closed.

You won't be needed

anymore, Murphy.

Take them away.

No! Panda!

Lil Bro!

No!

No.

Don't worry.

We've got something

extra special for you.

Right over there.

Aah!

What's wrong?

You don't like your new home?

Why are you doing this

to us?

We never did anything to you!

Why shouldn't I?

Humans have been nature's

dominant predator

since the beginning

of time.

And this is the closest

I will ever get

to hunting you.

So long, bear.

Huh?

Oh.

Thanks.

I've never seen

so many bears before.

So, they captured

you all, too?

Err.

Oh, right.

Sorry.

I never learned to speak

bear language.

Err.

Hey,

don't be a sad bear!

Wha...?

What the...?

Whoa, this place is a dump.

What happened to us, dude?

Uh...

What happened?

I messed up.

That's what happened.

I tried

to make things better,

but all I ended up doing

is making things worse.

I'm useless.

But what about

our lil bros?

Don't you care about them?

It's impossible.

There's nothing I can do.

And it's all my fault

they're even in this mess.

They're better off

without me.

I see.

That's rough, man.

But what about the promise

we made to our brothers?

Promise?

What promise?

The day we first met?

We made a promise

to each other.

Don't you remember?

When we...

first met?

It's still gaining

on us!

Aah!

- Faster!

- We're not gonna make it!

Ugh! I got you guys!

Phew!

Thanks for catching us.

We totally would have died.

Like, really died.

Ha, ha! It was nothing! Ow.

I'm Grizz, by the way.

Nice to meet ya!

I'm Panda.

Whoa! I can't believe

we survived that!

You were amazing, man!

The way you came in,

like, "Whoosh! Bam!"

And... And you were

like, "Pow!"

And then like, "Sha, sha,

sha, sha, sha!"

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

And I was like...

And I was like, uh, uh, uh...

Hey, I was not like that.

Wow, we make

a great team!

Wait a second!

Something...

Something's coming to me.

Hold on.

Wait up.

Thinking.

Okay!

I just got a crazy idea!

What if we kept

this team thing going?

What do you mean?

You know, like,

we'd stick together,

have each other's backs,

and take care of each other.

Like a family?

Yeah!

Exactly!

And that would make us brothers!

But we don't

even look alike.

I know! That's, like,

the best part!

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess it is!

Cool!

I now have brothers!

Yes!

Let's promise that the three

of us are brothers!

For life!

No matter what happens, we'll

always be there for each other.

Yeah,

and support each other.

Alright, "Bros for life,"

on three.

One, two, three!

Bros for life!

Bros... for life.

It's time we make good

on those words.

We made a promise!

Yeah,

no matter what happens,

we'll be there

for each other, right?

Bros for life, right?

So, what are you gonna do?!

I-I-I'm gonna

save my brothers!

I'm strong.

I'm a big brother!

Ra-a-a-a-a-wr!

Yes!

Now to free my brothers!

Fellow bears,

can you help me?

Sweet! Alright!

But how do I get you guys out?

That's it!

They're all loaded up, sir.

Good.

Get ready for departure.

Yes, sir.

Huh?

What the...?

Grizz!

Get out of the way,

Trout!

We're going home.

You animals need to get

back to your cages.

What you're doing

is wrong.

We're family,

and you can't separate us!

I said, "Get

back to your cages!"

You think you belong?

That you can fit in

with the rest of society?

You are nothing but some filthy,

mindless beasts!

- You're wrong, Trout!

- Aah!

Am I?

Your brothers will return

to where they belong,

and so will you.

Ha! What do you think

you're going to do with that?

This! Huh!

Lil bro!

Take Ice Bear's hand

if you want to live.

Aaah!

It's over, Trout.

No!

Ice Bear full of rage.

Your reign of terror

is over.

Get back!

Get back, you beasts!

These cages, this reserve,

everything!

You're doing all

of this because

you're afraid

of what's different.

Not because it's right.

And we're not gonna

stand for it.

Huh?

No! No!

No! Let me out!

Let me out!

Free me right now,

you animals!

Nature has an order!

Nature adapts.

Maybe you should, too.

Can we go home now?

Yeah, man.

Let's do it.

Huh?

Oh, man, this whole place

is on fire!

Gotta get outta here!

Quick, we need to get

everyone to the exit!

- Aah!

There's no way out!

Ice Bear

senses impending doom.

Huh?

Do you guys hear that?

What is it?

Hang on, bears!

I'm on my way!

- Is that...

- Officer Murphy?!

I'm bringin' her down.

Aah!

Sorry, bears!

I can't land in this fire.

You gotta figure out a way

to come to me.

Aah,

how do we get up there?

Uh, what do we do?

What do we do? What do we do?

Wait, I got something!

What is it?

We just gotta do

what we do best.

Oh.

Yeah.

Brothers and sisters,

listen to me!

Everyone!

We gotta stack!

Murphy, we're coming up!

Roger.

Hurry, bears.

The fire's closing in.

Come on.

Hurry.

You got it.

I got you.

Don't worry!

I got you!

Okay, hurry it up!

Okay.

Gah!

Okay, now, keep stacking.

Yup, faster.

Help each other up.

We are reporting live

from the scene

of a massive forest fire

surrounding an animal

reserve center.

While workers have evacuated,

dozens of bears are still

trapped with no means of escape.

Wait.

Something's happening.

It's... It's the bears!

It appears that a grizzly,

panda,

and polar bear are leading

an escape attempt

by forming

a giant bear stack!

But the flames are closing in.

There's no telling if they'll

reach that helicopter in time.

Hurry up, bears!

Grab on!

Steady.

Okay, I think

we're gonna make it.

Aah!

Oof!

I guess you bears are good

for something, after all.

No!

Don't do this, Trout!

And who's gonna stop me?

Hmm?

Your bear stack can't

reach me from there!

Huh?

Hmm?

Sit down, Trout,

and shut your doughnut hole!

Hang on, bears.

I'm getting us out of here!

Everybody!

Lean!

Got it!

Here we go!

Hang on, everybody!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

There you go.

You're gonna be alright, sir.

Hey, bears.

How you holding up?

Ice Bear is invincible,

but a little sore.

I can't believe we got out

of that mess.

Yeah,

but what about him?

Eh, don't worry

about Trout.

He won't be

bothering you anymore.

So, what'll we do now?

I don't know.

But we'll

figure it out together.

Bros for life?

Yeah, bros for life.

- Bears! Bears!

- Over here!

How did you pull off

that incredible rescue?

How does it feel

to be heroes?

Heroes?

Us?

Will you pursue

legal action?

Have you thought about selling

the movie rights to your story?

When will you

return home?

Uh, well, uh, I don't know

if that's up to us.

Maybe ask him?

- Officer!

When will the ban

on the bears be lifted?

Hmm?

Um, uh, well, uh,

as an officer of the law,

I will do everything

in my power

to make sure that

the bears return home.

One more question.

Final comment, sir.

Sir, over here.

One more time.

I can't believe it!

We're finally going home!

But what about

all these bears?

Ice Bear will miss

bear brethren.

Hmm.

I have an idea.

- One more question.

Hey, Officer Murphy, can you

do us one last favor?

Huh?

And one special

bear-stack poutine just for you!

Oh, this is so cute!

- Enjoy!

- Thank you!

Geez, I can't believe we have

our own poutine special.

Looks just like us.

Ice Bear can't wait

to eat poutine brothers.

Ah, you know, things have

really changed around here.

Yeah,

come to think of it,

we may be fitting in

a little better these days.

Ice Bear welcomes change.

Alright, guys,

let's eat!

I'm gonna do

syrup and honey.

♪ And I can't get

the words out ♪

♪ Oh, I ♪

♪ I want to be with you

everywhere ♪

♪ Oh, I ♪

♪ I want to be with you

everywhere ♪

♪ Want to be with you

everywhere ♪

♪ Something's happening ♪

♪ Happening to me ♪

♪ My friends say

I'm acting peculiarly ♪

♪ Come on, baby,

we better make a start ♪

♪ You better make it soon

before you break my heart ♪

♪ Oh, I ♪

♪ I want to be with you

everywhere ♪

♪ Oh, I ♪

♪ I want to be with you

everywhere ♪

♪ Oh, I ♪

♪ I want to be with you

everywhere ♪

♪ Oh, I ♪

♪ I want to be with you

everywhere ♪

♪ Oh, I ♪

♪ I want to be with you

everywhere ♪

♪ Oh, I ♪

♪ I want to be with you

everywhere ♪

♪ Want to be with you

everywhere ♪

We Bare Bears: The Movie (2020) - full transcript