Wayside School (2005) - full transcript
Based on the bestselling books by Louis Sachar, Wayside School is the comically absurd tale of a quirky grammar school that was accidentally built 30-stories high.
♪ So cool and crazy and wild
and upside-down ♪
♪ I'm bored
and that's not fun ♪
♪ I want to get away ♪
♪ But I'm too tired to run ♪
♪ I'm gonna find a place
where there are no rules ♪
♪ And the world is wild ♪
♪ I have the tools
to make things happen ♪
♪ And the reaction
will explode ♪
♪ The lights go up ♪
♪ The world flips
upside down ♪
♪ I brought the party
to town ♪
♪ My deal to make
My chance to take ♪
♪ So take a ride ♪
♪ Fly by the Wayside ♪
♪ And fly by the Wayside ♪
♪ The lights go up ♪
♪ The world flips
upside down ♪
♪ I brought the party
to town ♪
♪ My deal to make
My chance to take ♪
♪ So take a ride ♪
♪ So take a ride ♪
♪ Fly by the Wayside,
Wayside! ♪
♪ Fly by the Wayside,
Wayside! ♪
♪ Wayside! ♪
♪♪
(BIRDS CHIRP)
MRS. JEWLS:
OKAY, BACK TO OUR LESSON.
SO, CLASS, ALWAYS REMEMBER
WE CAN CALCULATE
THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE EARTH
BY USING PI R-SQUARED.
COME ON!
(ROLLERBLADES WHEELS
SPIN LOUDLY)
COME ON!
(DINGING)
OKAY, CLASS.
TIME FOR-
MAURECIA:
RECESS!
WOO HOO!
YAAAY!
(EVERYTHING'S QUIET
EXCEPT FOR CHIRPING OF BIRDS)
WELL, IT'S TOUGH BEING FIRST
ALL THE TIME,
BUT SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT.
(LOW HUM OF CHATTER
AND LAUGHTER)
WHAT TOOK YOU GUYS
SO LONG?
WHAT'S THE RUSH,
MAURECIA?
I'M NOT IN A RUSH.
I JUST LIKE
TO BE FIRST.
LOUIS:
LINE UP FOR SPORTS GEAR!
ERIC'S:
YAY!
I'M FIRST FOR SOCCER!
THANKS.
STEPHEN:
COOL!
I'M FIRST FOR BASEBALL!
THANKS.
JOE:
AWESOME!
I'M FIRST FOR...
WHATEVER.
WHOA!
BETTER GET EXTRA GEAR.
MAURECIA:
I'M FIRST FOR EXTRA GEAR!
(SPORTS EQUIPMENT CLATTERS)
MAURECIA, WHAT DO YOU NEED
ALL THAT STUFF FOR?
YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE
SOME OF THESE SPORTS.
SO?
EVEN IF I DON'T LIKE 'EM,
I STILL WANT TO BE
FIRST IN LINE TO PLAY 'EM.
HEY!
I'M FIRST!
(GULPING)
WHOA, I THINK
I DRANK IT ALL.
(STOMACH GURGLES)
UH-OH.
COMIN' THROUGH!
(TOILET FLUSHES)
I'M FIRST!
UM, MAUREICA?
THIS IS THE BOYS'
BATHROOM.
YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.
THAT'S OKAY.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO.
I JUST WANTED
TO BE FIRST.
OH YEAH?!
HEY!
WAIT YOUR TURN!
MY FAVORITE PART
OF THE DAY.
JUST ME AND MY DONUT.
(RELAXED SIGH)
(CHAIR WHEELS SQUEAK)
WHAT?
(THUNK)
UNGH! AH!
OWWW!
(DIZZIED MUMBLING)
DOY, DUH, DAH, DAI...
LOUIS:
HEY, MR. K, DID YA CHECK OUT
THOSE NEW WHEELS
I PUT ON YOUR PODIUM YET?
WHEELS?
(PODIUM WHEELS SQUEAK)
AHHHH!
AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI...
(WHEELS SQUEAK)
OOF!
OWWWWW!
OAHOAHOAHOAHOAH...
(SWITCH CLICKS,
MACHINE WHIRS)
YEOWWW!
AAHHHHHHH!
HUH?!
BOYS:
(IMPATIENT GROANING)
MAURECIA,
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
WHO CARES IF YOU'RE
FIRST IN LINE
FOR THE BOYS' BATHROOM?!
MAURECIA:
HA!
SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE
SECOND PLACER!
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
OOH! I'LL BEAT YOU
ALL TO CLASS!
(PATTER OF STAMPEDING FEET)
(SCARED WHIMPERING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
(WHEELS SQUEAK)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
(SQUEAKING)
(MUSIC BLASTS)
(SQUEAKING)
(MUSIC BLASTS)
BOTH:
OHHH! AGH!
(BIRDS CHIRP)
(DIGITAL BEEP)
STUPID WHEELS.
HATE 'EM,
EVEN MORE THAN GOOZACKS.
ACK!
MR. K! ARE YOU...
ALL RIGHT?
(BUZZER BLARES)
YOU'RE BANNED!
ALL OF YOU!
THE STUDENTS?
NO!
THESE ROUND THINGS!
(LASER BEAM WHIRS)
(WHEELS CLATTER)
MR. KIDSWATTER, NO!
(LIGHTNING CRASHES)
YOU'RE BANNED!
YOU TOO!
AND YOU'RE BANNED TOO!
GET LOST!
(WHIMPERS SADLY LIKE A DOG)
WHOA, MR. K,
ARE YOU BANNING WHEELS
FROM WAYSIDE?
NO, LOUIS,
I'M GOING EVEN FURTHER.
I'M BANNING ANYTHING
THAT'S ROUND!
I MEAN,
(SQUARES MOUTH) ROUND!
(TAPPING)
ALL DONE.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS,
LOUIS?
MR. K'S NEW RULE:
CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING ROUND.
(CLANKING)
(COINS CLANK IN PAIL)
(SIGHS)
OH, CLASS, NOW EVERYTHING
IS SO FAIR AND SQUARE!
(BELL CLINKS)
MRS. JEWLS:
LUNCHTIME!
STUDENTS:
(CHEERING)
YAY!
(SOUND OF CREAKING
FOLLOWED BY A THUD)
(CREAKING)
(GROANS)
HEY, SHOULDN'T WE WAIT
FOR MAURECIA?
DON'T WORRY, TODD.
SHE'S FAST;
SHE'LL CATCH UP.
BESIDES, SHE NEVER WAITS
FOR US.
HUH.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAURECIA:
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
HOLD ON, GUYS!
I'M COMIN'!
GUYS?
(THUDS ON THE FLOOR)
AHH! NOTHING LIKE EATING
THREE SQUARE MEALS A DAY.
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
(GULPS)
MAURECIA:
(EXHAUSTED PANTING)
MAURECIA,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
SQUARE... (PANTS)
DESPAIR... (PANTS)
GOING NOWHERE.
(TIRED GROAN)
(SCHOOL BELL CLINKS)
STUDENTS:
YAY! ALL RIGHT!
COME ON, MAURECIA,
TIME FOR CLASS.
BE RIGHT THERE.
UM...
YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
MAURECIA:
YEAH. I'M COMING.
JUST GOTTA WORK UP
SOME MOMENTUM HERE.
(WHEELS CREAK)
UGH...
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GO ON AHEAD.
I'LL CATCH UP,
I ALWAYS DO.
(WHEELS CREAK)
YAY!
I GOT IT!
HOORAY!
(THUMP)
HMM...
THIS STUFF DOESN'T WORK
TOO WELL.
BUT AT LEAST
WE GET TO PLAY WITH IT.
(THWACK)
(WHEELS CREAK)
(OUT OF BREATH)
SORRY, MAURECIA,
ALL OUT.
(WHEELS CLUNK)
(GROANS)
(GULPING)
(WHEELS CREAK)
(FAINTING MOAN)
(PANTING)
FINALLY, I'M FIRST!
(MOOS)
(NAUSEATED GAG)
(COUGHING)
I HATE BEING LAST!
(ENGINE RUMBLES, WHEELS CLUNK)
AHHH...
NOW THIS IS PROGRESS.
(ENGINE RUMBLES, WHEELS CLUNK)
(WHACK)
(ENGINE PUTTERS, WHEELS CLANK)
(WHEELS CLUNKING)
TURN THE SQUARE, MR. K!
I'M TRYING.
UGH!
(CRASH)
(ENGINE HISSES)
PERFECT.
CARRY ON, LOUIS.
(ENGINE RUMBLES, WHEELS CLANK)
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
(PANTING)
MAURECIA?
NEED SOME COMPANY?
THANKS, TODD.
I ALWAYS KNEW
YOU WERE SLOW.
OH, I MEAN, NICE.
THANKS.
AND I'M NOT THAT SLOW.
YES, YOU ARE.
JUST LOOK AT YOU.
MAURECIA, WHO CARES
WHO'S SLOW OR FAST,
OR FIRST OR LAST?
I DO. I DO!
(SCREAMS)
I DO!
NOW JUST WATCH AS I BEAT YOU
TO THE TOP!
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
(SIGHS)
TIME FOR MY DAILY
HULA-HOOPING!
(UNCOMFORTABLE GROANS)
AH! OOH! OOH! OW!
(UNCOMFORTABLE GROANS)
AH! OOH! OOH! OW!
HMMM...
EVEN MY YO-YO IS BETTER!
YOWIE!
(SHELF SHUDDERS)
UNGH! AGH!
OWWW!
I LOVE SQUARES.
(WHEELS SCRAPE
ALONG THE FLOOR)
(WHEELS CRACK)
(THUMPS TO THE FLOOR)
AGH!
OWWW!
(SIGHS)
AT LEAST
I CAN STILL ENJOY
MY FAVORITE PART
OF THE DAY:
DONUT TIME!
(WHIMPERS)
DONUT?
MAUREICA:
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
(PANTING)
I'M FIRST! I'M FIRST!
(CRICKETS CHIRP)
OR AM I LAST AGAIN?
(ACTING) OH!
LOOK WHO JUST BEAT ME
UP THE STAIRS?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT,
TODD.
DID I GIVE YOU TOO MUCH
OF A HEAD START?
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
BUT YOU'RE FIRST!
BE HAPPY!
BUT I CAN'T.
SITTING HERE ALL BY MYSELF,
IT SEEMS WHETHER
YOU'RE FIRST OR LAST
ISN'T AS IMPORTANT
AS BEING WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
(RAPID JACKHAMMER-LIKE
TAPPING)
HAPPY DONUT TIME... RUINED?
(STEAM WHISTLE TOOTS)
NOOOO!
I'VE GOT TO ROUND THINGS UP
AROUND HERE.
ROUND IT UP!
ROUND IT UP.
(MOTOR WHIRS,
TOOTS HORN)
ROUND IT UP.
ROUND IT UP.
ROUND IT UP.
ROUND IT UP.
NOT YOU.
(WHEELS CREAK)
GOTTA ADMIT,
IT'S KINDA NICE
TO ACTUALLY SPEND TIME
WITH YOUR FRIENDS,
INSTEAD OF ALWAYS
TRYING TO BEAT 'EM.
ESPECIALLY,
YOUR "SPECIAL" FRIENDS.
(HORN TOOTS)
NO NEED TO MAKE
THAT FIST SQUARE.
ROUND IT UP!
AND THOSE WHEELS TOO!
(TOOTS HORN)
(LOUD THUD)
(CRASH)
IT'S GREAT TO HAVE
MY WHEELS BACK!
RACE YA TO THE SCHOOLYARD!
MAURECIA:
WOO HOO!
WAIT A MINUTE.
HEY, YOU GUYS COMING
OR WHAT?
MAURECIA?
YOU WAITED FOR US?
WHY WOULDN'T I?
BECAUSE NOW YOU WON'T
BE FIRST!
EHN! NO SENSE
RUSHING EVERYWHERE
IF YOU JUST END UP
GETTING THERE ALONE.
I MEAN, DUH!
WHY DON'T WE ALL
BE FIRST TOGETHER?
MAURECIA:
WOO HOO!
(ALL ZIP BY)
ALL:
YAAAY!
AW, ISN'T THAT SWEET?
TOTALLY.
THOSE KIDS ARE AWESOME!
WHO?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
BLATHERING ABOUT, LOUIS.
ALL I CARE ABOUT
IS MY SWEET DONUT!
(SNIPPING)
(CHOMPS AND SIGHS)
ROUND IT UP!
♪♪
(CLASSICAL SYMPHONIC
MUSIC PLAYS)
(SNIPPING)
(RIP)
(MOTOR RUMBLES NEARBY)
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
LOOKING GOOD.
(ENGINE PUTTERS)
TIME TO BEAUTIFY
THIS PLACE.
MR. K?
WHY ARE WE CUTTING
EVERYTHING DOWN?
WE'RE NOT CUTTING DOWN,
LOUIS.
WE'RE BUILDING UP!
FOR EXAMPLE,
WE NEED TO REMOVE
THIS GREEN,
BUSHY-SHAPED EYESORE
TO MAKE WAY
FOR MY NEW PLANS
FOR THE SCHOOLYARD.
YOU'RE DEFINITELY
NOT PART OF MY PLAN.
SHOO, SHOO!
GO AWAY!
(ENGINE REVS
BUT WON'T START)
HOW DO YOU START
THIS THING?
(ENGINE REVS
AND RUMBLES)
(COUGHS)
(CHAINSAW WHIRS SHRILLY)
AH! NOW THAT'S WHAT
I CALL PROGRESS.
(ENGINE RUMBLES)
(WHIRRING)
(BIRD CHIRPS)
(KIDSWATTER LAUGHS MANIACALLY
AS CHAINSAW WHIRS)
MR. KIDSWATTER?
IS THE PLAN
TO CUT EVERYTHING DOWN?
YES, IT'S ALL PART
OF MY PLAN.
WE NEED EVERY SQUARE INCH
OF THIS YARD
FOR MY NEW GAZEBO.
(WHACKING)
(CHATTERING)
(CREAKING)
SQUIRREL:
(CHATTERS)
HUH?
POOR LITTLE GUY.
AH, PERFECT!
STAGE ONE COMPLETE!
I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE
THINKING UP STAGE TWO
WHILE ALL OF YOU
CLEAN UP THIS MESS.
HEY, JOE'S DITCHING
YARD DUTY.
HE'S DOING LESS WORK
THAN MYRON!
MYRON:
WHAT?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
NO ONE DOES LESS WORK
THAN ME!
WE'LL SEE
ABOUT THAT!
HEY, JOE, WAIT UP!
JOE, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY... (SNEEZES)
AND... AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
(THUDS ON THE GROUND)
ARE YOU OKAY?
I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO...
AH... AH... AH...
ACHOO!
ALL:
JOE?
MRS. JEWLS:
NOW, EVERYONE,
WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
OF SPELLING CLASS?
STUDENTS:
THE CALCULATOR!
CORRECT.
MAURECIA,
I DON'T SEE
YOUR CALCULATOR.
IT'S RIGHT HERE,
MRS. JEWLS.
AHH.
NOW, DOES EVERYONE KNOW
WHAT WE DO WITH OUR CALCULATORS
IN SPELLING CLASS?
DANA:
I KNOW.
YOU TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN
AND SPELL WORDS
WITH THE NUMBERS.
LIKE THIS.
07734 SPELLS "HELLO."
STUDENTS:
OOH!
EXCELLENT, DANA!
TODD:
MRS. JEWLS?
SILLY ME,
I FORGOT MY CALCULATOR
FOR SPELLING CLASS.
OH, JOE HAS AN EXTRA ONE.
JUST BORROW HIS.
JOE, MAY I BORROW
ONE OF YOUR...
(FOG HORN BLOWS)
(HAIR RUSTLES)
JOE, YOUR HAIR JUST THREW
SOMETHING AT ME.
NO, IT DIDN'T.
YES IT DID.
NO IT DIDN'T.
YES IT DID.
NO IT DIDN'T.
YES IT DID.
NO IT DIDN'T.
YES IT DID!
HEY!
IT DIDN'T DO IT
THAT TIME EITHER.
I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING
AROUND THAT HAIR!
IT'S LIKE IT GREW!
YEAH, IT GREW -
INTO A GIANT, STINKY,
PEANUT-THROWING THING!
MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS
TO WASH IT.
OR CUT IT.
OR PRUNE IT.
ALL:
(LAUGH)
JOE:
HEY!
MIND IF I SIT
WITH YOU GUYS?
ACHOO!
UM...
THAT SEAT IS-
TAKEN!
TAKEN?
TAKEN BY UH...
BY STEPHEN'S
IMAGINARY FRIEND.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO WAIT AT HOME,
MR INVISIBLE!
ACHOOO!
PHEW.
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
I FEEL BAD FOR LYING
TO HIM.
I FEEL BAD
FOR SMELLING HIM.
(LAUGHS)
MR. INVISIBLE,
YOU'RE SILLY!
JOE'S GONE, STEPHEN.
YOU CAN STOP PRETENDING NOW.
PRETENDING WHAT?
LET'S GO SOLVE A MYSTERY,
MR. INVISIBLE!
(GIGGLES)
(CHAIR GRINDS AGAINST FLOOR
AS FOOTSTEPS PATTER AWAY)
GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULD
TELL JOE WE'RE SORRY.
(BRANCHES CLATTER)
EWWW! NEVER MIND.
(CRUNCH OF EARTH
BEING MOVED)
WHY HELLO,
MY LITTLE FRIEND!
DON'T YOU KNOW
YOU'RE TRESPASSING?
MAYBE YOU NEED
A CLOSER LOOK
AT MY PLAN!
KIDSKY, WHY YOU SCARE
LITTLE FURRY PICKLE
WHO NO BOTHER YOU?
SORRY, MISS MUSH.
I JUST CAN'T LET ANYONE
GET IN THE WAY OF MY GAZEBO!
WITH ALL ITS PLAY ROOMS
AND BALCONIES
AND-AND ENTERTAINMENT STUFF!
WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT GAZEBO IS?
OF COURSE, I DO!
IT'S ONE OF THOSE,
YOU KNOW,
AMAZING, FUN,
GAZEBO PLACES!
WHERE YOU GAZEBO!
WHAT?
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
FINE!
I'LL SHOW YOU.
I'LL SHOW
THE WHOLE SCHOOL!
LOUIS!
YES, MR. K?
GET EVERYONE
DOWN HERE!
MY GAZEBO SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE,
AND I WANT EVERYONE
TO SEE MY GAZEBO!
BECAUSE IT'S WHERE
I WILL GAZEBO
IN MY GAZEBO!
GOT IT?
UH...
WHATEVER YOU SAY,
MR. K.
(PENCIL SCRATCHES ON PAPER)
(WHISTLES)
(BIRD CHIRPS)
(BRANCHES CLATTER)
MYRON:
ACHOO!
ACHOOO!
ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT!
YOU GUYS HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH ME?
(BRANCHES CLATTER)
OH NO,
WE LIKE YOU.
IT'S JUST YOUR-
(SNEEZES)
YOU KNOW,
(SNEEZES)
ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD.
(SNEEZES)
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH WHAT'S ON TOP OF MY HEAD.
(BRANCHES CLATTER)
THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN...
AGAIN.
(BIRD TAPS ON GLASS)
(CHIRPS)
OH!
COME ON,
CHILDREN, HURRY!
MR. KIDSWATTER WANTS US
ALL DOWNSTAIRS
FOR THE UNVEILING
OF HIS NEW GAZEBO!
STUDENTS:
YAY!
OH NO...
(BRANCHES CLATTER)
(COYOTE HOWLS)
(SIGHS)
THE LAST GREEN THING
IN THE SCHOOL YARD.
(CHATTERS)
(GROWLS)
OH NO, YOU DON'T.
I'M GONNA NEED THAT SPACE
FOR MY GAZEBO!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"?
DON'T YOU KNOW
YOU'RE GETTING IN THE WAY
OF MY GLORIOUS
AND GRAND GAZEBO?
(CHOMP)
(ANGRY GROWL)
BOTH:
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
KIDSWATTER:
NO! (GRUNTS)
WHAT'S MR. K DOING
TO THAT POOR SQUIRREL?
JOE:
NOOOOO!
MAURECIA:
WHOA, JOE!
WE WANT TO SAVE
THAT SQUIRREL,
NOT SCARE HIM WITH...
YOU KNOW.
KIDSWATTER:
WHOAAAA!
KIDSWATTER:
AAAAAHHHH!
(CRASH)
(PATS HANDS CLEAN)
(ENGINE REVS LOUDLY)
MY GROUND! MY GAZEBO!
MUAH-HA-HA-HA
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
(ENGINE RUMBLES LOUDLY)
(TRACTOR PUTTERS ALONG)
WHAT IS HE DOING?
(ENGINE WHIRS)
(TRACTOR STOPS)
HUH? WHERE'D HE GO?
HA! MUST'VE SCARED HIM
AWAY!
THAT'LL SHOW HIM
TO GET IN THE WAY
OF MY GAZEBO,
WITH ALL ITS DISCO FLOORS
AND HOT TUBS!
JOE! YOUR HAIR
SAVED THAT SQUIRREL!
AND TWO RABBITS
AND A CHIPMUNK.
(CRUNCH)
UGH!
I'M ALLERGIC TO CHIPMUNKS!
SO THAT EXPLAINS-
(SNEEZES)
WHY I'M SNEEZING.
(HUGE SNEEZE)
I THINK WE OWE YOU
AN APOLOGY ABOUT,
YOU KNOW...
NO, I DON'T.
YEAH. WE'RE SORRY
WE AVOIDED YOU BEFORE.
WE DIDN'T REALIZE
YOUR HAIR
WAS A NATURE REFUGE.
YEAH,
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED
TO THOSE LITTLE GUYS.
MYRON:
(SNEEZES)
YOUR HAIR IS AWESOME.
THANKS!
(BRANCHES CLATTER)
(HORN HONKS,
TRUCK RUMBLES TO A HALT)
OOH! OOH!
(FORKLIFT BEEPS)
HERE IT IS!
MY GAZEBO!
OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!
(FORKLIFT BEEPS)
(FORKLIFT WHIRS)
OPEN IT, LOUIS!
OPEN IT!
(SIDES OF THE CRATE
THUMP ON THE GROUND)
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S YOUR GAZEBO,
MR. K.
BUT WHERE'S
THE DANCE FLOOR?
THE HOT TUB?
ALL THE PARTY ROOMS?!
UM, I DUNNO WHERE
YOU GOT THAT IDEA, MR. K,
BUT THIS IS PRETTY MUCH
WHAT A GAZEBO LOOKS LIKE.
AW, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I WANTED.
TAKE IT AWAY.
NOW!
(HEAVING GRUNT)
AS FOR THE REST OF YOU,
I HAVE A NEW PLAN.
YOU'LL ALL TURN
THIS BARREN WASTELAND
BACK INTO A SCHOOLYARD.
MAURECIA:
WAIT A MINUTE!
WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO
ALL THE WORK?
OKAY, REVISED NEW PLAN.
WE'LL TURN
THIS BARREN WASTELAND
BACK INTO A SCHOOLYARD.
SQUIRREL:
(CHATTERS)
(FORCED CHUCKLE)
OKAY...
I WILL TURN
THIS BARREN WASTELAND
BACK INTO A SCHOOLYARD.
STUDENTS:
YAAAY!
♪♪
(TREE CRASHES INTO PLACE)
(CHATTERS)
STUPID GAZEBO.
OWWW!
NOW THAT'S HOW
YOU BEAUTIFY A YARD.
STUDENTS:
(CHEER) YAY!
♪♪
and upside-down ♪
♪ I'm bored
and that's not fun ♪
♪ I want to get away ♪
♪ But I'm too tired to run ♪
♪ I'm gonna find a place
where there are no rules ♪
♪ And the world is wild ♪
♪ I have the tools
to make things happen ♪
♪ And the reaction
will explode ♪
♪ The lights go up ♪
♪ The world flips
upside down ♪
♪ I brought the party
to town ♪
♪ My deal to make
My chance to take ♪
♪ So take a ride ♪
♪ Fly by the Wayside ♪
♪ And fly by the Wayside ♪
♪ The lights go up ♪
♪ The world flips
upside down ♪
♪ I brought the party
to town ♪
♪ My deal to make
My chance to take ♪
♪ So take a ride ♪
♪ So take a ride ♪
♪ Fly by the Wayside,
Wayside! ♪
♪ Fly by the Wayside,
Wayside! ♪
♪ Wayside! ♪
♪♪
(BIRDS CHIRP)
MRS. JEWLS:
OKAY, BACK TO OUR LESSON.
SO, CLASS, ALWAYS REMEMBER
WE CAN CALCULATE
THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE EARTH
BY USING PI R-SQUARED.
COME ON!
(ROLLERBLADES WHEELS
SPIN LOUDLY)
COME ON!
(DINGING)
OKAY, CLASS.
TIME FOR-
MAURECIA:
RECESS!
WOO HOO!
YAAAY!
(EVERYTHING'S QUIET
EXCEPT FOR CHIRPING OF BIRDS)
WELL, IT'S TOUGH BEING FIRST
ALL THE TIME,
BUT SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT.
(LOW HUM OF CHATTER
AND LAUGHTER)
WHAT TOOK YOU GUYS
SO LONG?
WHAT'S THE RUSH,
MAURECIA?
I'M NOT IN A RUSH.
I JUST LIKE
TO BE FIRST.
LOUIS:
LINE UP FOR SPORTS GEAR!
ERIC'S:
YAY!
I'M FIRST FOR SOCCER!
THANKS.
STEPHEN:
COOL!
I'M FIRST FOR BASEBALL!
THANKS.
JOE:
AWESOME!
I'M FIRST FOR...
WHATEVER.
WHOA!
BETTER GET EXTRA GEAR.
MAURECIA:
I'M FIRST FOR EXTRA GEAR!
(SPORTS EQUIPMENT CLATTERS)
MAURECIA, WHAT DO YOU NEED
ALL THAT STUFF FOR?
YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE
SOME OF THESE SPORTS.
SO?
EVEN IF I DON'T LIKE 'EM,
I STILL WANT TO BE
FIRST IN LINE TO PLAY 'EM.
HEY!
I'M FIRST!
(GULPING)
WHOA, I THINK
I DRANK IT ALL.
(STOMACH GURGLES)
UH-OH.
COMIN' THROUGH!
(TOILET FLUSHES)
I'M FIRST!
UM, MAUREICA?
THIS IS THE BOYS'
BATHROOM.
YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.
THAT'S OKAY.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO.
I JUST WANTED
TO BE FIRST.
OH YEAH?!
HEY!
WAIT YOUR TURN!
MY FAVORITE PART
OF THE DAY.
JUST ME AND MY DONUT.
(RELAXED SIGH)
(CHAIR WHEELS SQUEAK)
WHAT?
(THUNK)
UNGH! AH!
OWWW!
(DIZZIED MUMBLING)
DOY, DUH, DAH, DAI...
LOUIS:
HEY, MR. K, DID YA CHECK OUT
THOSE NEW WHEELS
I PUT ON YOUR PODIUM YET?
WHEELS?
(PODIUM WHEELS SQUEAK)
AHHHH!
AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI...
(WHEELS SQUEAK)
OOF!
OWWWWW!
OAHOAHOAHOAHOAH...
(SWITCH CLICKS,
MACHINE WHIRS)
YEOWWW!
AAHHHHHHH!
HUH?!
BOYS:
(IMPATIENT GROANING)
MAURECIA,
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
WHO CARES IF YOU'RE
FIRST IN LINE
FOR THE BOYS' BATHROOM?!
MAURECIA:
HA!
SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE
SECOND PLACER!
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
OOH! I'LL BEAT YOU
ALL TO CLASS!
(PATTER OF STAMPEDING FEET)
(SCARED WHIMPERING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
(WHEELS SQUEAK)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
(SQUEAKING)
(MUSIC BLASTS)
(SQUEAKING)
(MUSIC BLASTS)
BOTH:
OHHH! AGH!
(BIRDS CHIRP)
(DIGITAL BEEP)
STUPID WHEELS.
HATE 'EM,
EVEN MORE THAN GOOZACKS.
ACK!
MR. K! ARE YOU...
ALL RIGHT?
(BUZZER BLARES)
YOU'RE BANNED!
ALL OF YOU!
THE STUDENTS?
NO!
THESE ROUND THINGS!
(LASER BEAM WHIRS)
(WHEELS CLATTER)
MR. KIDSWATTER, NO!
(LIGHTNING CRASHES)
YOU'RE BANNED!
YOU TOO!
AND YOU'RE BANNED TOO!
GET LOST!
(WHIMPERS SADLY LIKE A DOG)
WHOA, MR. K,
ARE YOU BANNING WHEELS
FROM WAYSIDE?
NO, LOUIS,
I'M GOING EVEN FURTHER.
I'M BANNING ANYTHING
THAT'S ROUND!
I MEAN,
(SQUARES MOUTH) ROUND!
(TAPPING)
ALL DONE.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS,
LOUIS?
MR. K'S NEW RULE:
CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING ROUND.
(CLANKING)
(COINS CLANK IN PAIL)
(SIGHS)
OH, CLASS, NOW EVERYTHING
IS SO FAIR AND SQUARE!
(BELL CLINKS)
MRS. JEWLS:
LUNCHTIME!
STUDENTS:
(CHEERING)
YAY!
(SOUND OF CREAKING
FOLLOWED BY A THUD)
(CREAKING)
(GROANS)
HEY, SHOULDN'T WE WAIT
FOR MAURECIA?
DON'T WORRY, TODD.
SHE'S FAST;
SHE'LL CATCH UP.
BESIDES, SHE NEVER WAITS
FOR US.
HUH.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAURECIA:
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
HOLD ON, GUYS!
I'M COMIN'!
GUYS?
(THUDS ON THE FLOOR)
AHH! NOTHING LIKE EATING
THREE SQUARE MEALS A DAY.
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
(GULPS)
MAURECIA:
(EXHAUSTED PANTING)
MAURECIA,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
SQUARE... (PANTS)
DESPAIR... (PANTS)
GOING NOWHERE.
(TIRED GROAN)
(SCHOOL BELL CLINKS)
STUDENTS:
YAY! ALL RIGHT!
COME ON, MAURECIA,
TIME FOR CLASS.
BE RIGHT THERE.
UM...
YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
MAURECIA:
YEAH. I'M COMING.
JUST GOTTA WORK UP
SOME MOMENTUM HERE.
(WHEELS CREAK)
UGH...
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GO ON AHEAD.
I'LL CATCH UP,
I ALWAYS DO.
(WHEELS CREAK)
YAY!
I GOT IT!
HOORAY!
(THUMP)
HMM...
THIS STUFF DOESN'T WORK
TOO WELL.
BUT AT LEAST
WE GET TO PLAY WITH IT.
(THWACK)
(WHEELS CREAK)
(OUT OF BREATH)
SORRY, MAURECIA,
ALL OUT.
(WHEELS CLUNK)
(GROANS)
(GULPING)
(WHEELS CREAK)
(FAINTING MOAN)
(PANTING)
FINALLY, I'M FIRST!
(MOOS)
(NAUSEATED GAG)
(COUGHING)
I HATE BEING LAST!
(ENGINE RUMBLES, WHEELS CLUNK)
AHHH...
NOW THIS IS PROGRESS.
(ENGINE RUMBLES, WHEELS CLUNK)
(WHACK)
(ENGINE PUTTERS, WHEELS CLANK)
(WHEELS CLUNKING)
TURN THE SQUARE, MR. K!
I'M TRYING.
UGH!
(CRASH)
(ENGINE HISSES)
PERFECT.
CARRY ON, LOUIS.
(ENGINE RUMBLES, WHEELS CLANK)
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
(PANTING)
MAURECIA?
NEED SOME COMPANY?
THANKS, TODD.
I ALWAYS KNEW
YOU WERE SLOW.
OH, I MEAN, NICE.
THANKS.
AND I'M NOT THAT SLOW.
YES, YOU ARE.
JUST LOOK AT YOU.
MAURECIA, WHO CARES
WHO'S SLOW OR FAST,
OR FIRST OR LAST?
I DO. I DO!
(SCREAMS)
I DO!
NOW JUST WATCH AS I BEAT YOU
TO THE TOP!
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
(SIGHS)
TIME FOR MY DAILY
HULA-HOOPING!
(UNCOMFORTABLE GROANS)
AH! OOH! OOH! OW!
(UNCOMFORTABLE GROANS)
AH! OOH! OOH! OW!
HMMM...
EVEN MY YO-YO IS BETTER!
YOWIE!
(SHELF SHUDDERS)
UNGH! AGH!
OWWW!
I LOVE SQUARES.
(WHEELS SCRAPE
ALONG THE FLOOR)
(WHEELS CRACK)
(THUMPS TO THE FLOOR)
AGH!
OWWW!
(SIGHS)
AT LEAST
I CAN STILL ENJOY
MY FAVORITE PART
OF THE DAY:
DONUT TIME!
(WHIMPERS)
DONUT?
MAUREICA:
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
(PANTING)
I'M FIRST! I'M FIRST!
(CRICKETS CHIRP)
OR AM I LAST AGAIN?
(ACTING) OH!
LOOK WHO JUST BEAT ME
UP THE STAIRS?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT,
TODD.
DID I GIVE YOU TOO MUCH
OF A HEAD START?
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
BUT YOU'RE FIRST!
BE HAPPY!
BUT I CAN'T.
SITTING HERE ALL BY MYSELF,
IT SEEMS WHETHER
YOU'RE FIRST OR LAST
ISN'T AS IMPORTANT
AS BEING WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
(RAPID JACKHAMMER-LIKE
TAPPING)
HAPPY DONUT TIME... RUINED?
(STEAM WHISTLE TOOTS)
NOOOO!
I'VE GOT TO ROUND THINGS UP
AROUND HERE.
ROUND IT UP!
ROUND IT UP.
(MOTOR WHIRS,
TOOTS HORN)
ROUND IT UP.
ROUND IT UP.
ROUND IT UP.
ROUND IT UP.
NOT YOU.
(WHEELS CREAK)
GOTTA ADMIT,
IT'S KINDA NICE
TO ACTUALLY SPEND TIME
WITH YOUR FRIENDS,
INSTEAD OF ALWAYS
TRYING TO BEAT 'EM.
ESPECIALLY,
YOUR "SPECIAL" FRIENDS.
(HORN TOOTS)
NO NEED TO MAKE
THAT FIST SQUARE.
ROUND IT UP!
AND THOSE WHEELS TOO!
(TOOTS HORN)
(LOUD THUD)
(CRASH)
IT'S GREAT TO HAVE
MY WHEELS BACK!
RACE YA TO THE SCHOOLYARD!
MAURECIA:
WOO HOO!
WAIT A MINUTE.
HEY, YOU GUYS COMING
OR WHAT?
MAURECIA?
YOU WAITED FOR US?
WHY WOULDN'T I?
BECAUSE NOW YOU WON'T
BE FIRST!
EHN! NO SENSE
RUSHING EVERYWHERE
IF YOU JUST END UP
GETTING THERE ALONE.
I MEAN, DUH!
WHY DON'T WE ALL
BE FIRST TOGETHER?
MAURECIA:
WOO HOO!
(ALL ZIP BY)
ALL:
YAAAY!
AW, ISN'T THAT SWEET?
TOTALLY.
THOSE KIDS ARE AWESOME!
WHO?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
BLATHERING ABOUT, LOUIS.
ALL I CARE ABOUT
IS MY SWEET DONUT!
(SNIPPING)
(CHOMPS AND SIGHS)
ROUND IT UP!
♪♪
(CLASSICAL SYMPHONIC
MUSIC PLAYS)
(SNIPPING)
(RIP)
(MOTOR RUMBLES NEARBY)
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
LOOKING GOOD.
(ENGINE PUTTERS)
TIME TO BEAUTIFY
THIS PLACE.
MR. K?
WHY ARE WE CUTTING
EVERYTHING DOWN?
WE'RE NOT CUTTING DOWN,
LOUIS.
WE'RE BUILDING UP!
FOR EXAMPLE,
WE NEED TO REMOVE
THIS GREEN,
BUSHY-SHAPED EYESORE
TO MAKE WAY
FOR MY NEW PLANS
FOR THE SCHOOLYARD.
YOU'RE DEFINITELY
NOT PART OF MY PLAN.
SHOO, SHOO!
GO AWAY!
(ENGINE REVS
BUT WON'T START)
HOW DO YOU START
THIS THING?
(ENGINE REVS
AND RUMBLES)
(COUGHS)
(CHAINSAW WHIRS SHRILLY)
AH! NOW THAT'S WHAT
I CALL PROGRESS.
(ENGINE RUMBLES)
(WHIRRING)
(BIRD CHIRPS)
(KIDSWATTER LAUGHS MANIACALLY
AS CHAINSAW WHIRS)
MR. KIDSWATTER?
IS THE PLAN
TO CUT EVERYTHING DOWN?
YES, IT'S ALL PART
OF MY PLAN.
WE NEED EVERY SQUARE INCH
OF THIS YARD
FOR MY NEW GAZEBO.
(WHACKING)
(CHATTERING)
(CREAKING)
SQUIRREL:
(CHATTERS)
HUH?
POOR LITTLE GUY.
AH, PERFECT!
STAGE ONE COMPLETE!
I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE
THINKING UP STAGE TWO
WHILE ALL OF YOU
CLEAN UP THIS MESS.
HEY, JOE'S DITCHING
YARD DUTY.
HE'S DOING LESS WORK
THAN MYRON!
MYRON:
WHAT?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
NO ONE DOES LESS WORK
THAN ME!
WE'LL SEE
ABOUT THAT!
HEY, JOE, WAIT UP!
JOE, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY... (SNEEZES)
AND... AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
(THUDS ON THE GROUND)
ARE YOU OKAY?
I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO...
AH... AH... AH...
ACHOO!
ALL:
JOE?
MRS. JEWLS:
NOW, EVERYONE,
WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
OF SPELLING CLASS?
STUDENTS:
THE CALCULATOR!
CORRECT.
MAURECIA,
I DON'T SEE
YOUR CALCULATOR.
IT'S RIGHT HERE,
MRS. JEWLS.
AHH.
NOW, DOES EVERYONE KNOW
WHAT WE DO WITH OUR CALCULATORS
IN SPELLING CLASS?
DANA:
I KNOW.
YOU TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN
AND SPELL WORDS
WITH THE NUMBERS.
LIKE THIS.
07734 SPELLS "HELLO."
STUDENTS:
OOH!
EXCELLENT, DANA!
TODD:
MRS. JEWLS?
SILLY ME,
I FORGOT MY CALCULATOR
FOR SPELLING CLASS.
OH, JOE HAS AN EXTRA ONE.
JUST BORROW HIS.
JOE, MAY I BORROW
ONE OF YOUR...
(FOG HORN BLOWS)
(HAIR RUSTLES)
JOE, YOUR HAIR JUST THREW
SOMETHING AT ME.
NO, IT DIDN'T.
YES IT DID.
NO IT DIDN'T.
YES IT DID.
NO IT DIDN'T.
YES IT DID.
NO IT DIDN'T.
YES IT DID!
HEY!
IT DIDN'T DO IT
THAT TIME EITHER.
I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING
AROUND THAT HAIR!
IT'S LIKE IT GREW!
YEAH, IT GREW -
INTO A GIANT, STINKY,
PEANUT-THROWING THING!
MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS
TO WASH IT.
OR CUT IT.
OR PRUNE IT.
ALL:
(LAUGH)
JOE:
HEY!
MIND IF I SIT
WITH YOU GUYS?
ACHOO!
UM...
THAT SEAT IS-
TAKEN!
TAKEN?
TAKEN BY UH...
BY STEPHEN'S
IMAGINARY FRIEND.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO WAIT AT HOME,
MR INVISIBLE!
ACHOOO!
PHEW.
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
I FEEL BAD FOR LYING
TO HIM.
I FEEL BAD
FOR SMELLING HIM.
(LAUGHS)
MR. INVISIBLE,
YOU'RE SILLY!
JOE'S GONE, STEPHEN.
YOU CAN STOP PRETENDING NOW.
PRETENDING WHAT?
LET'S GO SOLVE A MYSTERY,
MR. INVISIBLE!
(GIGGLES)
(CHAIR GRINDS AGAINST FLOOR
AS FOOTSTEPS PATTER AWAY)
GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULD
TELL JOE WE'RE SORRY.
(BRANCHES CLATTER)
EWWW! NEVER MIND.
(CRUNCH OF EARTH
BEING MOVED)
WHY HELLO,
MY LITTLE FRIEND!
DON'T YOU KNOW
YOU'RE TRESPASSING?
MAYBE YOU NEED
A CLOSER LOOK
AT MY PLAN!
KIDSKY, WHY YOU SCARE
LITTLE FURRY PICKLE
WHO NO BOTHER YOU?
SORRY, MISS MUSH.
I JUST CAN'T LET ANYONE
GET IN THE WAY OF MY GAZEBO!
WITH ALL ITS PLAY ROOMS
AND BALCONIES
AND-AND ENTERTAINMENT STUFF!
WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT GAZEBO IS?
OF COURSE, I DO!
IT'S ONE OF THOSE,
YOU KNOW,
AMAZING, FUN,
GAZEBO PLACES!
WHERE YOU GAZEBO!
WHAT?
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
FINE!
I'LL SHOW YOU.
I'LL SHOW
THE WHOLE SCHOOL!
LOUIS!
YES, MR. K?
GET EVERYONE
DOWN HERE!
MY GAZEBO SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE,
AND I WANT EVERYONE
TO SEE MY GAZEBO!
BECAUSE IT'S WHERE
I WILL GAZEBO
IN MY GAZEBO!
GOT IT?
UH...
WHATEVER YOU SAY,
MR. K.
(PENCIL SCRATCHES ON PAPER)
(WHISTLES)
(BIRD CHIRPS)
(BRANCHES CLATTER)
MYRON:
ACHOO!
ACHOOO!
ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT!
YOU GUYS HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH ME?
(BRANCHES CLATTER)
OH NO,
WE LIKE YOU.
IT'S JUST YOUR-
(SNEEZES)
YOU KNOW,
(SNEEZES)
ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD.
(SNEEZES)
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH WHAT'S ON TOP OF MY HEAD.
(BRANCHES CLATTER)
THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN...
AGAIN.
(BIRD TAPS ON GLASS)
(CHIRPS)
OH!
COME ON,
CHILDREN, HURRY!
MR. KIDSWATTER WANTS US
ALL DOWNSTAIRS
FOR THE UNVEILING
OF HIS NEW GAZEBO!
STUDENTS:
YAY!
OH NO...
(BRANCHES CLATTER)
(COYOTE HOWLS)
(SIGHS)
THE LAST GREEN THING
IN THE SCHOOL YARD.
(CHATTERS)
(GROWLS)
OH NO, YOU DON'T.
I'M GONNA NEED THAT SPACE
FOR MY GAZEBO!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"?
DON'T YOU KNOW
YOU'RE GETTING IN THE WAY
OF MY GLORIOUS
AND GRAND GAZEBO?
(CHOMP)
(ANGRY GROWL)
BOTH:
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
KIDSWATTER:
NO! (GRUNTS)
WHAT'S MR. K DOING
TO THAT POOR SQUIRREL?
JOE:
NOOOOO!
MAURECIA:
WHOA, JOE!
WE WANT TO SAVE
THAT SQUIRREL,
NOT SCARE HIM WITH...
YOU KNOW.
KIDSWATTER:
WHOAAAA!
KIDSWATTER:
AAAAAHHHH!
(CRASH)
(PATS HANDS CLEAN)
(ENGINE REVS LOUDLY)
MY GROUND! MY GAZEBO!
MUAH-HA-HA-HA
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
(ENGINE RUMBLES LOUDLY)
(TRACTOR PUTTERS ALONG)
WHAT IS HE DOING?
(ENGINE WHIRS)
(TRACTOR STOPS)
HUH? WHERE'D HE GO?
HA! MUST'VE SCARED HIM
AWAY!
THAT'LL SHOW HIM
TO GET IN THE WAY
OF MY GAZEBO,
WITH ALL ITS DISCO FLOORS
AND HOT TUBS!
JOE! YOUR HAIR
SAVED THAT SQUIRREL!
AND TWO RABBITS
AND A CHIPMUNK.
(CRUNCH)
UGH!
I'M ALLERGIC TO CHIPMUNKS!
SO THAT EXPLAINS-
(SNEEZES)
WHY I'M SNEEZING.
(HUGE SNEEZE)
I THINK WE OWE YOU
AN APOLOGY ABOUT,
YOU KNOW...
NO, I DON'T.
YEAH. WE'RE SORRY
WE AVOIDED YOU BEFORE.
WE DIDN'T REALIZE
YOUR HAIR
WAS A NATURE REFUGE.
YEAH,
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED
TO THOSE LITTLE GUYS.
MYRON:
(SNEEZES)
YOUR HAIR IS AWESOME.
THANKS!
(BRANCHES CLATTER)
(HORN HONKS,
TRUCK RUMBLES TO A HALT)
OOH! OOH!
(FORKLIFT BEEPS)
HERE IT IS!
MY GAZEBO!
OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!
(FORKLIFT BEEPS)
(FORKLIFT WHIRS)
OPEN IT, LOUIS!
OPEN IT!
(SIDES OF THE CRATE
THUMP ON THE GROUND)
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S YOUR GAZEBO,
MR. K.
BUT WHERE'S
THE DANCE FLOOR?
THE HOT TUB?
ALL THE PARTY ROOMS?!
UM, I DUNNO WHERE
YOU GOT THAT IDEA, MR. K,
BUT THIS IS PRETTY MUCH
WHAT A GAZEBO LOOKS LIKE.
AW, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I WANTED.
TAKE IT AWAY.
NOW!
(HEAVING GRUNT)
AS FOR THE REST OF YOU,
I HAVE A NEW PLAN.
YOU'LL ALL TURN
THIS BARREN WASTELAND
BACK INTO A SCHOOLYARD.
MAURECIA:
WAIT A MINUTE!
WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO
ALL THE WORK?
OKAY, REVISED NEW PLAN.
WE'LL TURN
THIS BARREN WASTELAND
BACK INTO A SCHOOLYARD.
SQUIRREL:
(CHATTERS)
(FORCED CHUCKLE)
OKAY...
I WILL TURN
THIS BARREN WASTELAND
BACK INTO A SCHOOLYARD.
STUDENTS:
YAAAY!
♪♪
(TREE CRASHES INTO PLACE)
(CHATTERS)
STUPID GAZEBO.
OWWW!
NOW THAT'S HOW
YOU BEAUTIFY A YARD.
STUDENTS:
(CHEER) YAY!
♪♪