Watermelon (2005) - full transcript

It's been so hot this summer.

It's forcing me to wear
light clothes.

I like airplanes,

especially how they look
from down here.

The underneath of airplanes
are so simple.

WATERMELON

How annoying.

I always feel self-conscious
whenever this happens.

Oh, I'm sorry.

NOT an accident.
It's okay.

- The manager sort of needs you.
- What?



I'm kind of in a hurry too.

I hate the way he talks.

I'll just wait here.

What for? Go away.

He's dropping five ranks.

"Favorite Men Ranking"

"25th - Shun Kamata"

What are you doing?

Morning. Manager's waiting.

I know. What's he want?

About your shifts, I think.
I'm quitting.

Quitting?
Selfish as usual.

I'm getting busy with the
modeling job.

Wow, good for you.
She's bragging.



Why don't you come see
the event next week?

"Come check out my great figure. "

What kind of event?
As if I care.

I'm told it's a big bonsai fair.

Bonsai?
Ha ha.

But actually, the outfit
is really cute.

That's good.
Old men will love it.

- Bye.
- See you around.

Stop taking peeks at my chest.

This is a problem...

My God, those tits are huge!

Where was he ranked?
He just dropped 10 ranks.

Can't you come in this weekend?

I can't this Sunday.

Who works on their birthday?

Not that I have any plans.

You know, I'm short one person.

Come on.

Please!

I'm up here, pervert.

God, just look at them!

He is so dead.

Lately, I seem to hear
peoples' thoughts.

Just once, if I could
grab those tits!

How indecent those breasts are.

She can't be very bright.

Bend down...
come on!

Damn it!

Over here!

- More coffee?
- Yes, please.

Now I can live for
another day...

I've turned 22 after all.

I've never made my own decisions.

It's easier to let others
make them for me.

Then I'll be less responsible.

But I long to be a woman
who makes her own way,

and laughs away any
mistakes she makes.

That's why, when I turned 20,
I made myself a promise:

I would marry the man at the
top of my list when I became 22,

kind of like a "planned impulse. "

I have had sex with
three men in my life.

The First Man

Wow, they're so soft!

Wow!

Just like marshmallows.

Unbelievable!

How's this?

I'm coming!
Are you coming?

Give me a break!

The Second Man

The Third Man

Are you sure?

I wanted this so much.

This is great.

I knew it.

It was always my boobs.

I felt like my personality
was neglected.

I counted every squeeze
and scored it against him.

In one night, he dropped
at least 100 ranks.

I'm so sorry!
Good evening.

- I'd like to send this package, please.
- Excuse me?

It says you accept them.

"We Accept Deliveries"

Oh, I had forgotten.

Just a moment.

He must be the first person
to use this delivery system.

Please fill this in.

Is it alive?

Oh, no...

It's a toy duckling.
It chirps when you shake it.

- You don't believe me?
I'm not lying. - Okay.

I found it on the beach.
It had a telephone number on it,

so I called and asked if
they wanted it back.

Oh, really?
As if I care.

Apparently they live upstream.

Their child was looking all
over for it, crying.

So I wanted to send it
to them right away.

Please, did I ask?
It sounds made up.

But wait...

This guy isn't staring
at my boobs.

I'm done.

Okay.

I don't hear what he's
thinking, either.

Wrong character...

One Month Later

This man didn't even
touch my boobs.

That was great.

How great?

It's going down in history.

- Come on, you're exaggerating.
- My history, I mean.

- It was unforgettable.
- Which part?

I'd say your voice.

My voice?

It sounded like you were
playing tennis.

- No way!
- How about you?

It was kind of fresh.

Fresh as in new?

What else, dummy?

You see, you're my fourth man.

The other three were awful.

All they cared about
were my breasts.

Oh, really?

Tell me more about yourself.

Like what?

Your sex history.

- That would be boring.
- Come on, please.

Let's see...

Okay.

I like public baths.

There's a bath at home, but I
still like to go sometimes.

Can I help you?

She and her husband had split up
on their way to a hot spring,

and all of the public baths
were closed by then.

Do you want to use my bath?

Hey...

Hold it.

Keep your voice down!

Do you have a place to stay?

If it's just for one night...

No, but thanks anyway.

You helped me.

That's it.

That was the only time I saw
a bath-sex mania.

Did that really happen?

Yes, it really happened.

- Did she have really big breasts?
- No...

I don't think so.

I didn't really have
time to look.

I'm not obsessed with boobs.

Is there such a guy?

- Really?
- Yeah.

Okay, now I'm confused...

A always dreamed of a
guy like this.

But if boobs don't interest him,
what does he like about me?

You know what?

I like you for who you are.

How lame!

But he's the first guy to
say that to me.

Well, the soundproofing seems to work!

- We'll get used to it.
- But this is continuous.

I guess that's why the
rent's cheap.

Hey, don't you have any pornos?

Threw 'em out, though I
might have a couple left.

- This?
- Yeah.

"My Favorites"

I won't watch them anymore.

It's just a keepsake.

Really? Want to see it for
the last time?

Hey, stop playing around.

Calm down, I'm just kidding.

My husband keeps no secrets.
But there is one thing...

That tape is broken though.

He tells silly lies.

It is?

A friend I lent it to said
he couldn't see anything.

- What's this?
- It's a "Head-i-copter. "

- No way!
- Really.

Dad gave it to me when he was dying.
He said, "Here, a Head-i-copter. "

- That's not funny.
- That's what he said.

- You could fly with this?
- I guess.

I never tried.
I'm afraid of heights.

Yeah, right.

These little fibs he told...

I decided were his odd
way of entertaining me.

Is this salad dressing?

- You like this song?
- You know it? - Yes.

Him, right?

You know the title?

"The Gum You were Chewing"

Yup, "The Gum-chew. "
- "The Gum-chew"?

What a weird title.

I'm surprised you know him.
He's not very famous, you know.

He lives in Nerima now.
I saw him at a drugstore.

- Come on!
- You know he has hemorrhoids?

He was buying medication.

He was like, moving funny -
sort of bent over.

Why are you lying?

I'm sorry.

Heeeeey!

You really like this place.

I can see them fly low here.

Aren't you hot?

This temperature is abnormal.

- A huge earthquake is coming.
- Why?

Don't you know?

The summer before the Hanshin-Awaji
earthquake was scorching.

Really?

How come you're home so
early today?

- Because I quit.
- What?

- Want to know why?
- Of course! Why did you quit?

Remember the new boss
I got assigned to?

Well, you wouldn't believe him.

He had connections with the mob.

The mob?
There he goes.

From Hong Kong.

According to him, the travel
agency needs the mob.

The agency's too small
to survive on its own.

And he tried to drag me into it.
I couldn't do that.

- I guess that would be too much.
- Yup, absolutely.

Couldn't you at least come up
with a better excuse?

This is all true.

So now what?

I actually hate planes.

Never been on one.

A travel agent who's never been
on a plane. Can you believe it?

Why haven't you been on one?

I know it's been proven...

but it's still hard to believe
a mass of iron can fly.

It seems like a big fib.

Look who's talking!

Why have they gotten bigger?

Why does he have two phones?

- Hello? - Excuse me,
I believe that's my phone.

- Yes, I found it. - Even from here,
I can hear the woman's voice.

- Shall I send it to you?
- Let me call you back later.

- Okay, no problem.
- Thanks. - You're welcome.

What was that about?

I found this phone on the street.

The owner just called.

You should've taken it
to the police.

It's easier this way.

Is that like your hobby?
"Rescuing" lost items?

Nicely put.

I'm going back to work.

Why? I'll start working again.

No, I'm starting to gain weight,
so I should.

You don't look fat at all.
I once had, like, 70kg on me.

Like that's a great comfort!

Let me ask you something:
Do you ever worry about money?

Sometimes.

We aren't doing good.
It's serious.

It's dangerous?

Does he really care?

I'll work until you find a job.

Okay.

You worked here before?

Yes. I got married and left,
but I'd like to work again.

I see.

Oh, excuse me! My eyes
got drawn - I apologise.

It's okay.

I'm glad to have someone
experienced.

You didn't even need to
write a resume.

- That's not right.
- You follow the rules, eh?

Can you start this week?

Sure.

Thank you very much.

How much?

One hamburger steak meal
and two beers...

2,250 yen, please.

Not the meal!

I meant you!

I meant your titties!

How much is it for a grab?

I'll call the police, jerk!

I'm not asking for it to be free.

Come on, just let me fiddle
with them. Pleeeease!

- One million yen.
- Holy tits!

Can't you bring it down to 100 yen?

One million yen.

What?

One million yen...

you can't have her otherwise.

Are you trying to con me?

I'm calling the cops.

Camera's right there.

She's not worth all that.

100 yen should be more
than enough!

The 2,250 yen for your meal?

Thank you so much.

Here.

Don't worry about being harsh.

They deserve it.

Okay.

What's up?

- I have an interview.
- What interview?

For a job.

- You were serious?
- Yeah.

- What kind of job?
- It's a resourcing agency.

- The working conditions
sound great. - Really?

Hello.

Yes, that's me.

- I'm just leaving.
- I'll be waiting. - OK.

Give me a call when
you get near.

Yes...

Near the station?

Hotel Koln

Look what happens...

the first decision I made,
and it's turned to crap.

What am I doing?

Hi.

Your shift is over, right?

- Yes.
- Let's go.

What?

Do you want to go straight home?

Was it impulsive?

- The change you took.
- Shit! - You'll put it back.

I'm very sorry.

Don't worry about it.
We all lose it sometimes.

Where to?

- Haneda.
- The airport?

There's a park near the
airport that I like.

Move up.

So beautiful...

These really are your
sex appeal, Chika.

You should be more daring.

Dress sexy.

Had a fight with your husband?

My husband is a liar.

- That's horrible.
- No...

He doesn't keep secrets
from me.

He tells lies, but doesn't
keep any secrets?

Doesn't make sense.

Lies are used to keep secrets.

But it's true with Hiroshi.

I'm not a liar,
but I do have secrets.

Is that so?

So you can't trust
your husband?

Hi, you're home.

What's wrong?

Something happened.

Had a fight with your
new girlfriend?

And you?

- Did you have the late shift?
- Uh-huh.

I lied to my husband
for the first time.

I went to that job interview...

and it turned out to be a trap.

Am I hearing this right?
"A trap"?

Remember the phone I found?

She asked me what I did, so I
told her I was unemployed.

She offered to hook me up
with a job interview,

and told me to bring
the phone then.

This story sucks already.

So I went...

But she gave me an odd
address to meet up at.

At least that part's true.

When I went in,
some strange guy was there.

He said I owed him rental
fees for the phone.

I refused and, "Bang!",
he punched me and I passed out.

Doesn't he ever know
when to stop?

When I came to,
my wallet was gone.

There was just a note:

"Have one million yen ready
by tomorrow. "

In other words, you need
money for this new girl.

Then I came home and
fell asleep.

And here I am now.

What? You expect me to
believe that?

But that's the truth.

I can't take this anymore.

I'm tired.

Hiroshi

Hello.

Yes, it's Chika.

Can you see me tonight?

Come on, turn onto
your stomach.

What's that noise?

Get off!

What's wrong?

What?

What's this?

Oops.

Hey! What are you doing?

Hey!

Super-size.

Chika Ninomiya

This man is a serious pervert.

This?

I told you I had secrets.

That's it.

Breasts are everything
on a woman.

Don't get me wrong - it's not
how big they are,

they're all different.

You can find all kinds of
adult videos at the store.

But they're never ordered
by breast types.

So I had to make them myself.

I'll tell you, it wasn't easy.

Relax: They're only for
my private use.

Think of it as a joke.

No way.

The only type I didn't
have was your size.

Otherwise, my collection
was complete.

You always look offended
when people stare.

But that's just a show
you're putting on.

That's not true.

Are you sure?

You're so self-conscious
and full of pride.

You hide it well, though.

Who would guess?

I bet you enjoy attending
to those customers.

My tapes!

I never ran, because it
made my breasts swing.

Everyone's looking...

Staring...

Staring.

Didn't I say I was afraid
of heights?

I want to know how many
lies he's told.

I slept with my boss...

There, I confessed.
Now, it's your turn.

- Be honest.
- But Chika...

Make me understand.

But I hardly ever lied to you.

I'm begging you.

We're pretty high up...

- What about your boss
and the mob? - All true.

- And the phone?
- It's true.

- The "trap"?
- It happened.

- You used to weigh 70kg?
- I was fat!

- The singer with hemorrhoids?
- He has hemorrhoids!

- The bath-sex incident never
happened. - Yes, it did!

What is all this?
You don't believe me?

Okay, I'll tell you...

There's one thing I lied about.

I actually love big boobs!

Of all the lies!

I lied because I didn't want
you to take it wrong.

- The girl in the bath had
big boobs. - You're lying.

- No, I'm not. - Then why don't
you ever touch mine?

See, I privately rank each
pair of breasts that I see,

into groups A, B, C, and D.
Then there's the special group, 'S'.

This ranking isn't just about size.

It's about the overall impression,
the balance.

So for me, group S breasts
are so divine.

I can barely look at them,
much less touch them.

That's the only thing I lied
to you about.

There's nothing else.

But this is one thing that
means a lot to you.

That's why you can't believe
me about everything else.

I don't know what to
believe anymore.

For example...

just as an example, but this
tape, I might want it.

Like, remember the tape,
"My Favorites"?

That's actually a Big Boob Special.

Could you have come up
with a worse example?

"I'll be staying with my parents.

"I'll come back if I decide
I can trust you.

"But I do believe you're
afraid of heights. - Chika"

Favourite Men - Top 100

#1- Hiroshi Ninomiya

Subtitles by Lord Retsudo

Cast:

I wanted to buy you your
favourite gum, but you refused.

Runa Akatsuki

Hiroshi Yamamoto

Instead, you bought it yourself.

Ai Kurosawa
Ko Kamitsuma

You were chewing that gum
the morning we broke up.

But, try as I might,
I can't remember...

What was the flavour of that
gum you were chewing?

My precious memory is the smell
of your chewing gum.

Staff:

Executive Producer:
Yuji Nagamori

Producers:
Yuji Mizumori & Isao Kurosu

Screenplay:
Yuji Mizumori

What if I told you that
I still love you?

Would you give me a smile and
blow a bubble for me?

"The Gum You Were Chewing"
Performed by Hajime Mizorogi

In association with
the Actors Office

A co-production of
Kurosu Movie Industry

Directed by
Ryuichi Honda

Thank you.

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