War Wolves (2009) - full transcript
Jack Ford leads a special forces unit back to the United States to hunt down Jake Gabriel, a soldier who has been infected with the werewolf virus that turns man into wolf. Little does Jack know that three of the female soldiers serving in his unit have also been infected and have already transformed into she-wolves. The she-wolves' forces of evil and Ford's special op forces of good, are pitted against each other in the race to save mankind from turning into wolves.
(Foreign language)
Start it off with KWAR 89. 9,
your sound playing your hits.
I know you just want to,
but you can't just laugh at me
because she wants me to see
'em dead.
Oh, if I could only go back.
It was only two days ago.
Yes, two days ago.
If I could only go back to
where I was two days ago.
Is the sweetheart you married
the husband you expected him
to be?
Has the war created new problems
for you in your marriage?
♪ It's all been me ♪
♪ I just can't seem to find
the strength ♪
♪ To carry on after all the doubt ♪
♪ That failure's left me ♪
♪ But you tricked me ♪
♪ To believe I could fly ♪
♪ What a surprise it was ♪
Ready!
Set!
Hike!
♪ Will these dreams ever come alive ♪
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi, three!
♪ Wipe away the blood ♪
♪ And dry my eyes ♪
Goodnight Gracie, good effort.
Nice hit, Sergeant Moore.
That hurts.
Oh well, this is war, Baby.
Make love not war.
♪ I'm fightin' for my life ♪
♪ These stone walls ♪
Eh, okay.
♪ Have kept out all the light ♪
♪ It gets so cold in here ♪
♪ And the door is locked from
the inside ♪
♪ Light bleeds through ♪
♪ Years burn to rays of smoke ♪
Whoo, type cheetah,
what'd I tell you?
Sinked by a cocky rooster?
I don't think that's what I said.
Okay, okay, okay,
let's try this again.
Jake, you pitch,
go up through the center
and I'll hit you with the pass.
Jensen, I'm open.
Really?
Jensen, I'm open.
Then I'll hit Jake with the pass.
♪ Will these dreams ever come alive ♪
♪ Or is this my day to die ♪
Nine, 10!
♪ Wipe away the blood ♪
Girl power, Baby.
Let's show 'em the better sex.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, hey, let's heave ho.
You waltz?
Losers give a lap dance!
Lap dance?
Your husband gonna appreciate that?
Well we got a deal,
we're each allowed
three lap dances a year
and I'm still short three.
Ladies!
Let's go, come on soldier boys,
show us what you go got!
Come on, let's go now,
fire it up!
Ready!
Set!
Hike!
One Mississippi, two Mississip!
Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm talkin' about!
Told you, Jensen!
You know, one time in high school,
you had this ham and cheese sandwich
and had this like banana
sugar pop thing,
and I stole your sandwich.
I remember that sandwich.
Yeah.
Ow!
Now, I don't feel so bad
about it.
Yeah.
We're on the same time,
aren't we?
Yeah, we're on the same team.
Come on, let's go.
Who's the fan?
I don't know, he got here yesterday.
Ford.
Who?
General Ford,
hunt's the Middle East
lookin' for some terrorist group,
somethin' cool like that.
So, she's finally got
you all smitten with love
in this place of all places,
uh, hasn't she?
Well, you know, stress under duress.
Yeah.
Yeah, she only followed
you into the service
so she could keep an eye on you,
you know that.
I'll race you for her still.
Hey, I may have been blind once,
but now I see.
Oh, bull.
Ready!
Set!
Hike!
(Foreign language)
How many?
50 meters off the tip of my rifle,
behind that wall, four or
five tangos, fast as hell,
so fast, never seen it life before.
Williams got hit before we
saw anything.
Perfect L-shaped ambush, I think.
Seemed like it anyway,
I don't know.
It's all so fast, bullets everywhere.
I saw two of them enter in
over there.
There may be more, I'm not sure.
Jesus, the noise!
Jensen!
Remember what I said to you.
You wouldn't let me die!
Right.
Did you touch her?
Yeah, yeah!
Oh, good thing I can't have children
or else I'd be a little
worried about that.
Hey, tell me where we goin'.
The beach, Thailand, blue water.
Naked Thai chicks.
What?
And then we dive into the
cool water
and we come up as clean and as
pure as the day we were born.
(Foreign language)
What's he saying?
Jibberish, just a bunch of stuff.
We shouldn't have angered them.
Don't anger the dogmen.
The what?
What?
♪ Ave ♪
♪ Maria ♪
♪ Maiden ♪
♪ Mild ♪
♪ Oh, listen ♪
♪ To a maiden's prayer ♪
♪ For thou canst hear amid
the wild ♪
♪ 'Tis thou ♪
♪ 'Tis thou canst save ♪
♪ Amid despair ♪
♪ We slumber safely till the morrow ♪
♪ Though we've by man outcast reviled ♪
♪ Oh maiden, see a maiden's sorrow ♪
♪ America ♪
You're right, Mrs. Spiggot.
I'll make sure and get your refund.
♪ Amber waves of grain ♪
♪ For purple mountain majesties ♪
♪ Above the fruited ♪
Jimmy Carter saw a U.F.O. once.
What's that, Miss Cash?
Miss Cash, ooph,
my Kenny always said,
last names were for
social security checks.
You like me calling you
Lawrence or Mr. Talbot?
Gail, it's Gail.
Gail, sorry, old habits.
Georgia, October 1969,
said it was as bright as the moon.
10 minutes it floated in the sky,
floatin' up there like a ship
at sea.
My Kenny loved this boat,
used to call it the other woman.
Now, look at it.
Damn shame.
You know, my Kenny,
he saw a Sasquatch once.
Yeah, you told me.
Mm-hmm, said it was the
biggest thing he'd ever seen.
Sasquatch, sounds like
a vegetable, don't it?
Hmm.
Yeah.
That thing coulda ripped him apart,
but you know what it did?
Yeah, he chewed on a berry..
And kept on walkin', yeah.
Chewed on a berry and kept on walkin'.
I never forgot that.
You know, when somethin' hides,
it's only a matter of time
before it comes back up.
Nothin' stays buried forever,
like Elvis.
Elvis?
Yeah, witness protection program.
The King will only stay
under wraps for so long.
The things he's seen and knows
open the eyes of a lot
of people in this world,
a lot of people, secrets,
big ones.
He's out there just waitin'
for his time.
You comin' to the meetin'
tonight, five o'clock?
Yeah, as always, I'll be there.
Good, 'cause that's the rule.
It's no problem.
Lawrence, you remember,
even a man who's pure at heart
and says his prayers by night,
even he needs a little help
from the man upstairs, hmm?
You seen a cat around here, black?
Almost black?
I think it's dark blue but
everyone says
there's no such thing as a
dark blue cat, so a black cat.
Here, cat!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
come one.
Come on, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Hi, my name is Lawrence,
and I'm an alcoholic.
Hi Lawrence.
Go on, Lawrence.
Um.
Well, I, it's seven months
or something like that
since my last drink,
and I guess I didn't really
know where I was goin',
so I kinda let the bottle
lead the way,
and well,
then Miss Gail was kind enough
to take me in and bring me here.
He's a sensible boy, a little
lost maybe, but sensible.
Thank you, Gail.
Go on, Lawrence, continue.
Uh, uh, well, I spent
some time in the service.
I never went overseas,
but I had some friends that did,
and they, they didn't
exactly come back the same.
I guess I moved here to make
a new start.
Thankfully, sobriety came
into my life,
and ah, thank you, amen.
Thank you for your share.
Hi, my real name's Jake Gabriel.
It's been about three
hours since my last drink
because if I stop drinkin',
I may kill every single one
of you.
Hey, you okay in there?
Erika.
Listen, I get the adjustment
to coming back from,
you know, from being over there
has gotta be pretty freaky,
but this whole lone wolf attitude,
it needs a little adjustment.
Maybe you should just call
that old boyfriend of yours
you keep talking about.
Are you all right in there?
Erika, look, I just,
I don't wanna see you
get fired, that's all.
I'd hate this place without you.
So just, you know, just keep
an eye on that temper, okay?
Break's over already?
Erika, hurry up!
You don't wanna add fuel
to the fire by being late.
Mr. Frank can be a real animal
when he's pushed too far.
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Who wants a woman actin'
like the government ♪
♪ Tellin' you the things that
you can do ♪
♪ And who wants a woman
actin' like a socialist ♪
♪ How you gonna tell if
she's lovin' you true ♪
♪ Whatever happened in the
world to the girl next door ♪
♪ Instead of makin' fewer, Lord ♪
♪ You oughta make more and more ♪
♪ I wanna girl like that ♪
Girlfriend, that is one
badass Taekwondo form.
This is my blue belt form, Baby.
That black belt one must be hot.
Wouldn't you like to know.
You know, if I showed you..
You'd have to kill me.
Somethin' like that.
That's hot.
Phone.
♪ Fast track, matter of fact ♪
♪ I want a girl like that ♪
Cupid Motel.
Yes, we're located just
north of San Francisco.
We got cable TVs in each room
with pay per view options,
if you know what I mean.
Yes sir, we do accept cash,
credit cards, and checks.
I'd like to say our beds bounce,
but your checks better not.
Yes Sir, I did make it up myself.
Okay sir, we hope to see
you out here real soon.
You have a nice day.
Can I help you?
Room for two.
Okie dokie,
will that be cash or credit.
Cash.
Okay Sir, that'll be $42.
You, uh,
have a local newspaper here?
Yup.
And a local newscast?
Mm-hmm, but I wouldn't
rely too much on TV.
They always make things sound
so much worse than they
really are.
What kind of bed arrangements
are you gonna need for the
two of you?
Uh, it doesn't matter,
we don't sleep much,
but what's the quickest
way to get into the city?
Take highway 80,
should get you there
about hour, hour and a half.
You got business there?
Yeah, something like that.
Hey, you know, not that I wanna
kill our business or anything,
but why stay this far out?
Get yourself a hotel closer
to town.
The scent.
You mean the scent of the city?
No, our scent.
Can't have our scent
too close to the city.
What do you think?
Gotta be L.A.
No girl, I'm thinkin' Connecticut.
Bakersfield.
Hi, Lawrence.
Hi.
I'm Rudy.
Oh yeah, I'm Rudy, addict,
I always forget that part.
Yeah, it's easy to.
I'm supposed to um,
hand these out,
remind people of the meetings.
Keep it in your wallet.
Mine says one day a time,
what does your say?
It's powerless.
Hmm, that's a little depressing.
You're kinda the keep your
distance guy, right?
Doesn't have any friends,
girlfriend, family.
Kinda like the aisle three
checkout mystery man.
I get it, that's cool though.
I won't bother you or nothing.
Some people need the distance.
Just maybe give me a heads up
on the upcoming coupon days.
Hey, soldier boy.
He tryin' to give ya the
be all ya can be speech?
Go work for the stars and stripes
and come back an alcoholic
and hibernate
in the crazy woman's
house until you go postal.
Oh, oops.
Careful, Bonna.
What do you wanna do about it?
Just be careful.
I try to respect my elders.
Oh come on, Leo,
let's do an arm wrestle here.
Let's, come on, Leo.
It's all in the technique.
What's the matter?
Oh, it's a toothache.
Hmm, which one?
It's all of 'em.
Forgive me Father, for I will sin.
You said will, my child.
I'm sorry for all the sins
of my past,
for everyone that I've hurt,
and everything that I've done wrong,
but most of all, I'm sorry
for what I am about to do.
What are you about to do?
You know, Father,
I really don't know.
All I know is that it is
time for me to say goodbye.
To whom?
To you, to me, to God.
My child, there is something
struggling within you.
Believe me, Father,
you have no idea.
Hello.
Jake, Jake.
Who is this?
It's Andrew.
Andrew, why you callin' me here?
You promised me you wouldn't
let me die.
Yeah, I remember, but..
They're coming.
Who's coming?
You know who.
I saw him, I swear I did.
I think in the store and once
in the bar.
Jake.
Listen, you're probably just,
you're probably just gettin'
nervous, man.
She called me too looking for you.
I thought the deal was we're
gonna leave each other alone,
leave it behind.
What'd you tell her?
I didn't say anything.
I wouldn't tell her where you are.
Okay, look, where are you?
I'm at my uncle's,
where you stayed with
me when we were kids.
I knew they would come back,
I knew it.
Say that again.
I didn't mean..
No, I said, say what you said again.
Look, Jillian was just
saying that maybe I should
start to speak my mind more,
that I need to tell you..
No, I don't wanna hear
what your stupid girlfriend
Jillian has to say.
A name like that, you shouldn't
be listenin' to her anyway.
She was trying to help.
I said I don't wanna hear
about your stupid girlfriend Jillian.
Just tell me about the part
you said what you feel.
I feel like this, it's enough.
All right, done.
All right, there's a baby coming,
and all of that anger,
it's not, it's not good for him.
Well, that's hilarious.
That's not even funny,
that's not even damn funny.
That's 100% hilarious.
And you think that kid gives
a rat's ass
about me straightening you out?
Yeah, I do.
Hell, probably teach him a lesson
before he makes the same mistake.
Consider this early
childhood rearing techniques.
♪ And there, she lies ♪
Damn it, damn it, damn it!
♪ There is no sound ♪
Look, look, Baby.
♪ Ooh ♪
You just gotta, you just
gotta not talk to your friends
when it comes to personal
issues, you know?
♪ We dream ♪
Shit!
Oh my god!
What, what just happened?
I hit a damn dog.
I don't think it was a dog.
How the hell did you kill
yourself a naked girl, huh?
Damned if I know.
Just drivin' along and all of
the sudden,
she just, bam,
jumped out of no where.
Bam?
Yeah.
Man, she was one good-lookin' woman.
Yup, don't see to many like that
walkin' around here, that's true.
Man, you gotta help me get
rid of her.
Help you?
Yeah.
You gotta be kidding me.
No.
Man, you shoulda just left
her where you killed her.
Exactly.
No, no, no, man.
The cops, they see the screech
marks and match to my tires,
and they got all kinds of
stuff for things like that.
All right, but you handle it
your own damn self next time,
all right?
♪ Who's this girl in front of me ♪
♪ And settled in her skin ♪
♪ Tryin' to fake ♪
So, what happened tonight?
We hit somebody.
I said, what happened tonight.
Okay, okay, we were coming back
from Jackson's party at
around eight o'clock,
stopped at the bar to get
a drink before closing,
we played darts, I lost both games,
and then, we went straight home.
I drove 'cause you had a few drinks.
How many drinks?
Two drinks, two shots.
I had ginger ale in a glass,
so I could drive home responsible.
That's good, Baby, that's right.
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Where I belong ♪
♪ Where I'm accepted ♪
A hard-rollin' truck-riding
tobacco-chewing good time.
Excuse me, ladies, we're closed.
Oh, come on, we just
traveled several hundred miles
across the state to meet a friend.
Casey here,
all the way from old Tuscan
and me,
I'm from that little coastal city
where every asshole has
a headshot and a resume.
And to top our travel woes,
our girlfriend didn't even
show up
at the designated rendezvous.
It's not like her.
The most on time spit and shine
army captain you ever laid
eyes on.
Not to mention the best looking.
Not to mention.
Any chance we can talk you
fine gentlemen out of a drink?
♪ Protected, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
We're closed.
♪ Within your arms ♪
♪ Where I belong ♪
♪ Where I belong ♪
You got a really
pretty face there, girl.
I do?
Yeah, you do.
♪ Whoa oh ♪
Smile more with it.
Hey, man said we're closed, soldier.
No drinks tonight, comprende?
Didn't I tell ya?
Yeah, you did.
I can smell 'em, can't I?
See, when we saw this place,
I told her it has to be run
by some little mom and pop couple.
She then said..
Can't be, see mom and pop
got a distinct quality to it,
notably, a mom and pop.
No, no, this got the look and feel
of a what I like to simply call
the moldy, chilly,
spit shined toilet seat,
and sweat stained t-shirt
kind of establishment.
I laughed at that.
The simply part was the irony
of it all.
No, it was ironic.
But I always have to give the
girl credit for her senses.
I mean, any governmental faction
that's gonna trust 115 pounds
of stripper-proportioned woman
with a .50 caliber weapon
capable of firing 550 rounds
per minute
deserves some props for her
good sense.
She's got somethin' there.
But, I stood my ground,
and lo and behold, I walk in here,
and I lose to her once again.
Now, how 'bout that drink, cowboy?
This is the song.
Something about rhythm just
feels like a pulse, a heartbeat,
hmm, pounding in your chest
as energy runs through your body.
Skin tingles.
Muscles swell, ah!
How do I look?
You know what.
Ladies.
You rock, Captain.
Looking fit.
But you died.
Well, only a part of me.
I don't know what's goin' on here,
but it's about to get real
ugly real fast.
Yeah?
I think it looks real ugly
here already.
Is that so?
Turner.
Yeah.
Lock the door.
Yeah, Turner, lock the door.
Look, we're gonna give you a gift
and walk outta here, okay?
Just take it.
No one's goin' anywhere.
♪ I never amount that whole
thing up ♪
♪ Always thought I could
take care of myself ♪
♪ And now I'm makin' a brand
new start ♪
♪ All that ♪
♪ To help me break free ♪
♪ And now I find I'm
just livin' the part ♪
♪ And all that change of heart ♪
How 'bout that drink now, cowboy?
♪ So, when I see you smile ♪
♪ It makes life worth while ♪
Ah.
How does it feel?
Heavy, I don't mind.
I feel alive inside.
You know, they told me
I was never gonna be able to
create life.
Damaged goods.
But now, by some amazing miracle,
that has all changed.
I want life inside too.
Your boyfriend?
Kind of.
Baby, you can do better than that.
You got any clothes we can borrow?
Yeah, my car, the trunk,
I have all my clothes.
Go home, girl,
it's a jungle out here.
Get down!
♪ Eeh ♪
♪ Eeh eeh ♪
♪ Eeh ♪
Stovepiped!
Shoot him, shoot him, its jammed!
You shoulda shot him.
Why was he after you, Lieutenant?
He didn't mean it, he's just confused.
He wants Jake.
Captain Gabriel?
Everything changed on that day.
Where is Captain Gabriel?
He'll be here soon.
He said he wouldn't let me die,
he promised.
He's coming, you'll see.
Just in case I get here.
Andy.
Hurrah, soldier.
How ya been, huh Jake?
Hey, I've been uh, been okay.
Just kinda disappeared on us, buddy.
No goodbyes.
No, Erika didn't take that
very well.
I think somethin' really important
happened to us over there.
It is the holy land.
First, I thought I just
got the flu or somethin',
had all these little changes,
you know, happenin'.
I mean, I don't know where
it's all goin',
but it's powerful.
There's this one, Malik.
Man, he shot me in the chest,
and that hurt, yeah.
Hurt like hell, damn it,
but the next day,
the day you'd a sworn I was
bitten by a mosquito.
Erika thinks you're the one.
Only one can be the one, right?
Just in case I get here.
Oh man, these things are tough.
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ah ♪
You ever notice when these actors
on these talk shows explain acting,
they always call it the work?
When an actor truly is one
with his art,
it's all about the work.
It's the work that really matters.
I mean,
they always call it the work.
Pfft, candy asses.
What, who are you?
The Humane Society.
And you're Lawrence Talbot?
He's a soldier who I met over there.
He's, he's not gonna
need his name anymore.
We realized that somethin' happened
at the last skirmish of your unit,
somethin' that everybody
decided to try to forget.
Mistake is it isn't going to
forget you.
You see, a couple of weeks back,
Private Salls from your
unit blew his brains out.
The day after they found
his family chewed to pieces.
Yeah, we did a lot of
reading on your company.
We traced the scent to Clay.
What did Clay mean when he
said, they,
they were lookin' for you?
How many other people in your unit
have been bitten or infected?
And why are they lookin' for you?
You hadn't shipped out yet, huh?
Because of these?
Yeah, well,
alcohol kinda helps too,
just makes it all go away.
Here, here, mate.
You, you know what this is,
don't you?
Yeah, God's wrath.
Freak of nature, alien
invasion, who knows?
All I know is that it wants
the rest of your soul from you,
eat away your heart and
your mind slowly for some,
quicker for others, until
there's nothin' left of you.
I saw it 10 years ago over there.
I saw it run through this
young marine
like it was shreddin' paper.
I had to put him down with
two magazines.
One wouldn't do.
It looked like some kinda
dog beast
was cleavin' its way from his flesh.
You know, that's not somethin'
I'd like to remember,
but it's somethin' I never forget.
I'd have stayed in the sands
of that hell over there
for the rest of my life
if I coulda kept it there.
But now, hell has come home.
I love that story.
Hello.
Is this Carol?
Hi sweetie.
Do you know who this is?
Well, it's your granddaddy Antonio.
Yeah, that's right,
your mama's daddy.
How are you?
And how's school?
Carol?
Carol?
Oh hi, honey.
It's Tony, I just can't believe
how grown up our little
granddaughter sounds.
Yeah, I know it's been a while.
It's just I haven't been
able to call 'cause I,
look I know you're used
to hearin' that one.
It's just that I really
wanted to tell ya
that I was thinkin' about
you and Carol and our family
and how, what?
Oh, I'm sorry if I caught ya
at a bad,
oh okay, okay, well, just
give my love to everybody,
and Linda, listen to me
for just a minute, will ya?
So General, we got more to
worry about
than just this Captain Clay.
They wouldn't know.
How many of these damn
freaks got back here?
Enough.
You're keepin' one alive.
Why?
I think I need him.
Well, if you need help, I'm there.
I just took care of one of
my loose ends near Vegas.
Yeah, so I'll be there
by 16:00 hours tomorrow.
And General, watch your back.
You too.
♪ Wish I was in the land of cotton ♪
♪ Old times, they're a soon forgotten ♪
♪ Look away, look away ♪
♪ Look away ♪
Dixieland.
You ever see somethin' that's just,
just so good it scares
the hell outta ya that
you'd rather feel the
pain of not having it than
have it and then lose it?
And then somewhere over
in that screwy place,
I saw it.
Just for a second.
Just for,
just for a second.
And now, I just wanna go back
to bein' the guy nobody
cares about, nobody notices.
Yeah, aisle three checkout
mystery man.
Hey, who's your top
five favorite actors.
Don't much watch TV out here.
Not TV, movies.
Me, I like real actors,
before they became politicians.
Guys like Steve McQueen, John Wayne,
Charles Bronson, Toshiro
Mifune, and Steve McQueen.
You said McQueen twice.
Well, I just like sayin' his name.
You have maps of the stars up here?
Yeah, and they're fully updated.
Fully updated?
Mm-hmm.
You mean stars actually live
up here.
0h yeah,
it's been a hot spot for years.
It's like the middle of no where.
Yeah, but that's the way they
like it.
Did you ever see one?
A star, I mean.
Well, Lance Henderson did
stay here a couple nights.
Wow, the guy from Aliens?
Oh yes, and he was nice.
Ah, that's bitchin'.
Hmm.
Is it my execution time?
Is that what you think we are?
Executioners, huh?
Part of me's kinda hopin' you are.
Maybe it's your will to fight,
but I see more of the soldier
in you than the animal,
and I think you can help us.
I can't help you.
I think you can.
We have some backup comin',
but I kind of feel that
you're the key
to wrappin' up this whole
thing, Captain.
Man, I'm hungry.
Hey, what's your five
favorite sushi rolls?
Hey, when's Malik gettin' here?
I wanna make sure I hide my
candy stash.
Took the dog off the leash, huh?
Yeah, somethin' different
about him.
You can say that again.
It's in him,
but it doesn't own him.
General, don't go soft on me.
You coulda nailed that canine
Clay, but you let him go.
Sir, there was a time when
you woulda
blown off the family jewels
with a Stinger missile
and not even blink.
They're not your soldiers anymore.
Hey, you know who lives
up the street here?
♪ Gonna make your blues skies gray ♪
♪ Don't let the rain wash it
all away ♪
♪ No matter how dark the day
has been ♪
♪ The sun's gonna shine again ♪
♪ If the man you love has
been untrue ♪
♪ Don't ♪
Can I help you?
♪ Make a fool out of you ♪
I just, um, wanna
buy somethin' to drink.
Hey, I didn't see you pull up.
You need a room?
Ah no, I'm with the other guys.
You guys startin' some
boy band or somethin'?
♪ Always darkest before the dawn ♪
♪ All you ♪
Can I have a cola?
♪ Don't let the rain ♪
Sure, hang on.
♪ Blue skies gray ♪
♪ Don't let the rain wash it
all away ♪
♪ No matter how dark the day
has been ♪
♪ The sun's gonna shine again ♪
♪ Love that sound ♪
You must be the stray.
And this must be your she-wolf.
I once had a girlfriend, yeah.
She was a bonafide
Letterman's jacket wearing
steady squeeze.
I mean, she had a body
that just wouldn't quit.
You could slap a t-shirt on her
and a microscopic pair of shorts
and you'd swear it was
Daisy from Dukes of Hazard.
Now, why was she with me?
I was a guy and she was a girl,
and I watching my game or
I was polishin' my '68 Stang,
and she would walk up to me
and give me one of those lip
gloss kisses,
and she would say,
do you love me?
Now, she knew every goddamn
time what the answer was,
but she still had to ask.
And then one day I went
up to her and I said,
how come every time I am lost
in thought,
you have to ask me that question.
You know what she said?
Well, that sound's way overdue.
Shotgun.
Ready, one, two, three!
Hey!
Hey, get her!
♪ Ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪
Hi, Jake.
Well, I gotta go now,
but let's catch up soon.
Are you hurt?
What are you, kidding?
I love this kinda action.
Makes me roll out of bed in
the morning.
How many?
Two, maybe three.
Clay?
Unless he grew one hell of a body.
Shoot and scoot.
Gabriel.
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
You guys hurt?
No.
Where's that dude?
I don't know,
he just left with that girl.
Sorry, old friend.
Chewy, the wolf boy's gone.
With them?
Yeah, he followed
that good-lookin' chick.
He's runnin',
but they didn't wanna kill him.
No, but they wanna kill us.
Gabriel can't be far, let's go.
Sorry about the mess girls.
Call me.
New York City.
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
I kinda feel that you're the key
to wrappin' up this whole thing.
It's madness for sheep
to make peace with a wolf.
Thomas Fuller said that, good advice.
These sheep were dullin'
your senses, Jake.
You still wanna be like them,
I understand that.
You had a chance to run before,
but you didn't, did ya?
Let's see if we can't
heighten those instincts
with a little basic training.
Hut, hut.
Hey, by chance,
remember when we were kids,
and we had those robots,
those Sock 'Em guys,
and it was like a blue
one and a yellow one,
and we just punched each other
over and over and over again till,
until one of the heads would
fly off,
and then we'd laugh about that.
Of course, back then you could
just put the heads back on.
Jake, Jake, come back here, Jake!
Jake!
You know, I used to hate
all that macho male posturing,
but now, there seems to be something
oddly attractive about it.
Of course, the male ego
can be such an ugly
expression of power,
like you can't even ask for direction.
You can't ask for directions,
can you Clay?
You know,
Jake used to ask for directions.
And he left the toilet seat down.
Morning General,
it's beautiful day
to buy weapons today,
isn't it Sir?
I got 7.62 gas-operated,
magazine-fed, air-cooled weapons.
They're modified, Sir.
If you miss,
the flame will kill 'em.
Sir, I got Ithaca,
Ithaca eight shot riot pumps
with nitroglycerin rounds,
which triple odd buck
and pulls a hubcap apart at
100 years.
Tell me what you need.
Tell me what you need,
what you got going.
I can help you with anything.
I got MAC-10s.
They do the job, Sir,
they do the job.
Sir, that's a steal.
Listen, when I was Vietnam in Grenada,
we used the MAC-10s,
we used the AK-47s.
I got it all right in my van
except U-238,
I have no U-238, that's
a six month back orders.
Gunny, I'm going to
want only what I ask for
and I'm gonna give you
only what you ask for.
But Sir, this is a steal.
Ah, you been stealin' me for years.
Sir, I been on three operations.
I'm a patriot just like you.
I love the red, white, and blue.
God bless America, Sir.
I mean, I can be available to
go with you,
even I'm cheap, Sir,
I'm cheap, I can, but Sir.
I mean, you need an extra
hand, Sir?
I'm available.
Frank.
I can bring the weapons as
part of the deal, Sir,
Hey, Gunny Jones.
Sergeant Major.
Super fine, mate.
Super fine, how you doin'?
What's going on, Sir?
How you doin'?
I'm all right.
Put a little weight on
since Grenada.
But there's a six pack
underneath here.
Six pack of what, Sir?
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
But listen, listen, listen, listen,
what's up with the general?
Well, he's a little long in
the tooth,
all work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy.
He's gettin' cranky, you know?
Yeah, but listen.
Frank!
Could you use an extra guy?
Listen, I can take this..
Two guy operation, we can't,
it's too deep,
it's too undercover.
What you got goin' on?
What, you got somethin'
I can help you with.
I can't really go into it.
Frank, Frank!
I'm tellin' ya.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Listen, Sergeant Major,
Sergeant Major.
Take it easy, Jones.
Okay?
Listen.
I don't kill all the women or kids.
Sir, do you wanna go to the
local bar
and check out some of
the toothless wonders?
I could sure use a beer.
Get your head together, Frank.
How do you wanna die?
What?
Look, Sir, we gotta start
thinkin' about how we wanna
go down.
We gotta leave a legacy.
Me, I just wanna know that
someone realizes my crazy dreams.
Get your head together, Frank.
I love you, man.
Hi.
How's your head this morning?
You put up a hell of a fight yesterday.
Hmm, yum, made a better
dinner than it does breakfast.
Oh, come on, Jake, most men
wouldn't look so disappointed
waking up with three women.
Powerless, is that what the world
is trying to teach you now, Jake?
Doesn't it feel better not
to rely on those pills,
those drinks, just lettin'
your body heal on its own?
You don't even have a hangover,
do you?
It's okay.
He's got it in him too.
Give up on him.
He's done.
We don't need him.
We do.
You brought us
here for him to lead us.
Look at him.
The strength inside
of him will crush you.
Leave us.
It's okay, it's part of the process.
Process of what?
Well, I actually don't know
it yet,
but I know it's something amazing.
Do you remember the first
time we met?
Playground in front of the
high school.
You just broke up with what's
her name.
And we were on the swing sets
and I asked you, aren't you
a little too old to do that,
and then you said,
what'd you say, Jake?
Hmm.
Mm, just like that beach.
Do you remember our beach, Jake?
Thailand, white sand, blue,
blue water.
And naked Thai chicks.
And then what, Jake?
Then we take off our clothes
and dive into the water.
Yes, and then we come up
as clear and pure as the day
we were born.
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
What is it?
This, this hurts.
I know, it hurts me too sometimes,
but it's okay, it's a change,
all change hurts.
Erika, come with me.
I know,
I know we can fight this together.
We can't, it's too late,
it's in us now.
Please, Erika, come with me.
We can be free,
we can take care of each other.
No, no, come on, come on.
No.
♪ With one last fight,
she said goodbye, yeah ♪
♪ He grabbed his face
up to the sky, yeah ♪
♪ He threw his hands up on
his eyes ♪
♪ So little of the world
had passed him by ♪
Ooh!
♪ When daddy screamed at him ♪
♪ You got a life you have to
live, live ♪
♪ He was only 17 with hopeful eyes ♪
What's up?
♪ He never knew the
streets were so unkind ♪
I'm tired of bein' driven around
by the world's most pissed
off mercenary.
Oh, come on, let's get goin'.
No, enough.
You're not any good at this anymore.
You're runnin' around
like some rent-a-ninja.
♪ He threw his hands up on
his eyes ♪
Let me tell you somethin'.
Every time you dump a round
into one of these things,
you take a bullet too.
You're dyin', Tony.
Listen to me, from one fossil
to another,
this is chewin' you up.
When was the last time you
were with your family, huh?
♪ Life begins today ♪
♪ Not all of the pain,
the hate inside ♪
You think I don't know
what this is doin' to me,
to me and my family?
I know!
I trained those soldiers.
Swore to protect them, and
now I'm havin' to kill 'em.
No conflict, no problem.
So, are you comin' with me or not?
We're done here.
Let go of me.
Now, you listen to me, Patton!
I'm tryin' to get those wires
squared away in that mug of yours.
You son of a...
♪ Yeah ♪
Boy, jeez.
♪ The time has come for him to say ♪
♪ The rest of my life begins today ♪
Maybe we should join the UFC.
♪ Hands up to his eyes ♪
Hell, if I had more of an instinct,
I'd take an even deeper
turn for the geriatric.
Did you swallow a thesaurus?
Maybe now that we've
got that out of system,
we can finish what we started.
♪ You'll never have to say goodbye ♪
♪ You'll never last to say goodbye ♪
♪ He held his face ♪
What's a thesaurus?
Attention shoppers,
no wait in aisle four,
express lane, 10 items or less,
ATM or cash only.
No waiting.
And some of 'em could already
be here,
waiting, watching, waiting
for us to let our guard down,
hit us when our weakest.
Well, I guess we'll just have to
stay on our toes then, Gail.
That's what my Kenny always said.
On your toes.
So, trust me when I say,
big green heads,
carrot-stick bodies, glowing fingers,
it don't really matter,
they're here,
and we're just gonna have to
deal with it.
Oh boy.
You ever see a chupacabra,
goat sucker?
You've been breakin' the
rules, Lawrence,
breakin' 'em pretty bad
from the looks of it.
You seen a woman at, three,
three women?
Just like a man, tie one on,
go lookin' for three women.
Hey, there's an Elvis
update in here, Lawrence.
Nah, it's Gabriel, it's Jake,
it's Jake Gabriel.
Jake?
Jake?
Oh, that's a good name.
Gonna take a little gettin'
used to
after callin' you Lawrence.
You gonna change it again soon?
I'm a, I'm a soldier, I'm a man.
Yeah, man havin' a hard day.
Yes, it's gonna get worse.
Why?
You seen the Men in Black?
Oh, when you're finished with that,
there's a lot more where it
came from.
This wood, I gotta, gotta work
'cause I gotta keep workin'
at bein' a good worker.
Good, good.
You know, every time
I get close to feelin'
what you're feelin' right now,
I think about a story
my Kenny used to tell.
This old Cherokee grandfather
was talkin' to his grandson
about the battle that
rages inside of people.
He said there's two
wolves inside each of us.
One wolf is a bad wolf,
the evil wolf.
He's got rage and anger
and hatred and jealousy
and inferiority, superiority,
and false pride,
and the other wolf is good,
love and caring, peace,
serenity, compassion, faith,
and they're fightin'
this battle to the end,
and the little boy thought
about it for a minute
and he said, but grandpa,
which wolf wins?
And the old Cherokee said, well,
it's the one you feed.
It's the one you feed.
He was here.
Ford's coming.
They want us dead.
We have to protect our own.
Once we leave, find our place,
they will never find us.
We fight now, we finish it.
We have followed you on
this chase long enough.
He is not fit to be one of us.
He is almost ready.
I'm beginning to think
you're getting your old bond
back with him, a human need.
Revenge is the human need.
I am not letting him get
in the way of our survival.
Our survival is about our strength,
not about their demise.
Our future is in his hands,
not theirs, not yours.
I will find Jake, wait
for me in the woods.
Stay focused, okay?
You'll do what you have
to when you find him?
That perhaps no human power
could have relieved our
alcoholism, that God..
Could and would if he were sought.
Well, I'm sure all of you are aware
that I'm not super into
this support group thing,
but any chance to get
out of the house is cool.
Um, what's even cooler
is our next AA birthday,
which of course, is Bonna,
who has 46 years this month.
Yay, Bonna, yay, happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Bonna.
Thank you.
Okay, we ready to go?
It's hard to believe
that it's been 46 years
since I have had that last,
you know, drink
and that you guys were at
that time
just a gleam in your father's eyes
and that I've been lucky
enough to hang in here
and see you guys make, you know,
see how screwed up you can be.
You understand about screwed
up, Leo?
I didn't have a drink!
Excuse me.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I just, I'm looking for somebody.
So, here we are stopped
at this stoplight,
and we're tight as sticks,
and what's parked in front
of us but this big truck
with all these chickens in a
bunch of cages with wooden,
and we decide that we're
gonna get them out,
we give them their freedom.
The poor things are stuck in there.
Everybody's starin' outta the window
and we're breakin' these things
and the chickens are
flying all over the street.
Well, what happened is
that we get them, we get..
Well, at least I didn't burst
into flames.
Rounds?
Two dozen, maybe.
Yeah, same here, maybe less.
I thought I saw you get one
of them?
I did, but I barely got her limpin'.
These girls are fast.
What the hell's goin' on here?
Folks, please, get down
beneath the windows in the
far back.
My question you still
haven't answered here,
who are you people?
Sir, you need to get
below the windows now.
Leo, sit the hell down.
I'm calling the
sherif on the phone.
Is that guy drunk?
No, he's stupid.
Does anybody here know Jake Gabriel?
If you mean the former
Lawrence Talbot,
yeah, I know Jake Gabriel.
You're the second people
to ask about him today.
Yeah, well, we won't be the last.
If you see him and he's changed,
don't hesitate.
Where is Sheriff Harris?
He's with Great Grandpa
Harris, unfortunately.
What are you doin' to my car?
General Ford,
would you have this battle
out here or there?
Whichever direction you want
the causality status to go.
I knew there had to be drugs involved.
That is not drugs.
Not the shit I used to smoke,
that's for sure.
Hey, they're some damn
military experiment, aren't they?
You guys are always screwin' around
tryin' to think up some
perfect fighting machine,
but like usual, all you've done
is corrupt the human species,
created some military monster,
it's all your fault.
What happened?
He was a little to the left,
so I gave him a right.
We're gonna make the break.
You cover the street, 12 to six,
I'll cover from six to 12.
And we'll take it outside
on the street runnin'.
It's gonna get messy.
Wait, are you sure you
just saw two out there?
Yeah.
Okay, good.
I just thought for a moment
we might be in trouble.
It's gettin' harder to
aim with these things.
Sarge!
Hoo-ah!
Tactics, General,
flanking the enemy
is one of the most basic.
Do you know karate, Baby?
Because your body be kickin'.
You know how many soldiers
I saw like you over there
laying on the ground,
looking up at me like
I was their last hope.
But you're not lookin' at
me like that now, are you?
You wanna make out?
How do you do it?
How do you have a sense of
humor through all this pain?
I had a two year old.
Fell and hit his knee once,
laughing, not crying, laughing.
Do you think that he
would recognize me now?
Do you think that anybody
would recognize me now?
Leo, get up now.
What happened?
Get up.
Did you hit me?
No, but I thought of it.
Get up, go!
Who are they?
What did I tell ya?
They're aliens.
Aliens?
Aliens.
What do you say, woman?
America needs us.
Let's do it.
Hey!
Let the jarheads go.
You need to pack up your
weird selves
and leave our town right now.
Looks like we got ourselves
a little militia formin' here.
Insubordination will not be tolerated.
You are looking at the newest,
baddest unit on the block.
Hey!
There was a farmer who had a dog.
♪ And Bingo was his name-o ♪
Kick ass time.
Let go, I have to find my family.
Let go of your family.
Bitch.
I'll take good care of Erika
for ya.
Forgot how much that hurts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sudden death.
Your funeral.
Yuck.
Are you the Men in Black?
Those pussies, pfft.
You're gonna need a doctor
real quick.
General, I need a drink.
Just kidding.
Hey, woman like that could
teach ya a lot about yourself.
You remember that climber
who went to the top of Everest,
almost no oxygen, no food.
He came within inches of dying.
Someone asked him why he
climbed up there to die.
You know what he said?
Yeah.
He said, I didn't.
I climbed up there to live.
Hey General, you ever
think about retiring,
goin' home to family,
leavin' this to someone
younger and dumber?
I couldn't find anybody dumber.
Yeah, but I should, I should.
Yeah, you should.
I should.
Hey, who's your five
top bands of the '70s?
Lynyrd Skynyrd, Journey,
AC/DC, Foreigner,
and Earth, Wind, and.
♪ Ave ♪
♪ Maria ♪
Fire.
♪ Maiden ♪
♪ Mild ♪
♪ Oh, listen to a maiden's prayer ♪
♪ For thou ♪
♪ Canst hear amid the wild ♪
♪ 'Tis thou ♪
♪ 'Tis thou canst save ♪
♪ Amid despair ♪
♪ We slumber safely till the morrow ♪
♪ Though we've by man outcast reviled ♪
♪ Oh maiden ♪
♪ See a maiden's sorrow ♪
♪ Oh mother, hear a suppliant child ♪
♪ Ave ♪
♪ Maria ♪
Havin' trouble?
Where ya headed, man?
Tennessee, got a
granddaughter to visit.
That's a mighty fine place.
Been there myself.
♪ Ave ♪
♪ Maria ♪
The true war begins and ends within.
The real wins and losses
come not from what we can see
but from what we can become
as a result,
and because of that,
there will always be a war
that we must all be soldiers in.
Well, have yourself a safe
drive, man.
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
♪ We're holding onto what we love ♪
♪ We'll never let it go ♪
♪ I've got all my brothers
and my sisters around me ♪
♪ We're here to live the fast life ♪
♪ No one can tell us to slow down ♪
♪ We're turnin' nothin'
into somethin' someday ♪
♪ We will, we will ride forever ♪
♪ Time is all we have, now or never ♪
♪ Trade our lives to come together ♪
♪ We will, we will ride forever ♪
♪ We're takin' all our chances ♪
♪ This is all we know ♪
♪ I've got all the strength
I need ♪
♪ With my people behind me ♪
♪ We'll stay as long as we can ♪
♪ No one can tell us to go ♪
♪ Now, we're turnin' nothin'
into somethin' someday ♪
♪ We will, will ride forever ♪
♪ Time is all we have, now or never ♪
♪ Trade our lives to come together ♪
♪ We will, we will ride forever ♪
♪ I can promise you one thing ♪
♪ We won't play by your rules anymore ♪
♪ Anymore ♪
♪ For love this is mine ♪
♪ It's all mine ♪
♪ Everything is mine ♪
♪ It's all mine ♪
♪ We will, we will ride forever ♪
♪ Time is all we have, now or never ♪
♪ Trade our lives to come together ♪
♪ We will, we will ride forever ♪
♪ Now, starting now ♪
Start it off with KWAR 89. 9,
your sound playing your hits.
I know you just want to,
but you can't just laugh at me
because she wants me to see
'em dead.
Oh, if I could only go back.
It was only two days ago.
Yes, two days ago.
If I could only go back to
where I was two days ago.
Is the sweetheart you married
the husband you expected him
to be?
Has the war created new problems
for you in your marriage?
♪ It's all been me ♪
♪ I just can't seem to find
the strength ♪
♪ To carry on after all the doubt ♪
♪ That failure's left me ♪
♪ But you tricked me ♪
♪ To believe I could fly ♪
♪ What a surprise it was ♪
Ready!
Set!
Hike!
♪ Will these dreams ever come alive ♪
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi, three!
♪ Wipe away the blood ♪
♪ And dry my eyes ♪
Goodnight Gracie, good effort.
Nice hit, Sergeant Moore.
That hurts.
Oh well, this is war, Baby.
Make love not war.
♪ I'm fightin' for my life ♪
♪ These stone walls ♪
Eh, okay.
♪ Have kept out all the light ♪
♪ It gets so cold in here ♪
♪ And the door is locked from
the inside ♪
♪ Light bleeds through ♪
♪ Years burn to rays of smoke ♪
Whoo, type cheetah,
what'd I tell you?
Sinked by a cocky rooster?
I don't think that's what I said.
Okay, okay, okay,
let's try this again.
Jake, you pitch,
go up through the center
and I'll hit you with the pass.
Jensen, I'm open.
Really?
Jensen, I'm open.
Then I'll hit Jake with the pass.
♪ Will these dreams ever come alive ♪
♪ Or is this my day to die ♪
Nine, 10!
♪ Wipe away the blood ♪
Girl power, Baby.
Let's show 'em the better sex.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, hey, let's heave ho.
You waltz?
Losers give a lap dance!
Lap dance?
Your husband gonna appreciate that?
Well we got a deal,
we're each allowed
three lap dances a year
and I'm still short three.
Ladies!
Let's go, come on soldier boys,
show us what you go got!
Come on, let's go now,
fire it up!
Ready!
Set!
Hike!
One Mississippi, two Mississip!
Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm talkin' about!
Told you, Jensen!
You know, one time in high school,
you had this ham and cheese sandwich
and had this like banana
sugar pop thing,
and I stole your sandwich.
I remember that sandwich.
Yeah.
Ow!
Now, I don't feel so bad
about it.
Yeah.
We're on the same time,
aren't we?
Yeah, we're on the same team.
Come on, let's go.
Who's the fan?
I don't know, he got here yesterday.
Ford.
Who?
General Ford,
hunt's the Middle East
lookin' for some terrorist group,
somethin' cool like that.
So, she's finally got
you all smitten with love
in this place of all places,
uh, hasn't she?
Well, you know, stress under duress.
Yeah.
Yeah, she only followed
you into the service
so she could keep an eye on you,
you know that.
I'll race you for her still.
Hey, I may have been blind once,
but now I see.
Oh, bull.
Ready!
Set!
Hike!
(Foreign language)
How many?
50 meters off the tip of my rifle,
behind that wall, four or
five tangos, fast as hell,
so fast, never seen it life before.
Williams got hit before we
saw anything.
Perfect L-shaped ambush, I think.
Seemed like it anyway,
I don't know.
It's all so fast, bullets everywhere.
I saw two of them enter in
over there.
There may be more, I'm not sure.
Jesus, the noise!
Jensen!
Remember what I said to you.
You wouldn't let me die!
Right.
Did you touch her?
Yeah, yeah!
Oh, good thing I can't have children
or else I'd be a little
worried about that.
Hey, tell me where we goin'.
The beach, Thailand, blue water.
Naked Thai chicks.
What?
And then we dive into the
cool water
and we come up as clean and as
pure as the day we were born.
(Foreign language)
What's he saying?
Jibberish, just a bunch of stuff.
We shouldn't have angered them.
Don't anger the dogmen.
The what?
What?
♪ Ave ♪
♪ Maria ♪
♪ Maiden ♪
♪ Mild ♪
♪ Oh, listen ♪
♪ To a maiden's prayer ♪
♪ For thou canst hear amid
the wild ♪
♪ 'Tis thou ♪
♪ 'Tis thou canst save ♪
♪ Amid despair ♪
♪ We slumber safely till the morrow ♪
♪ Though we've by man outcast reviled ♪
♪ Oh maiden, see a maiden's sorrow ♪
♪ America ♪
You're right, Mrs. Spiggot.
I'll make sure and get your refund.
♪ Amber waves of grain ♪
♪ For purple mountain majesties ♪
♪ Above the fruited ♪
Jimmy Carter saw a U.F.O. once.
What's that, Miss Cash?
Miss Cash, ooph,
my Kenny always said,
last names were for
social security checks.
You like me calling you
Lawrence or Mr. Talbot?
Gail, it's Gail.
Gail, sorry, old habits.
Georgia, October 1969,
said it was as bright as the moon.
10 minutes it floated in the sky,
floatin' up there like a ship
at sea.
My Kenny loved this boat,
used to call it the other woman.
Now, look at it.
Damn shame.
You know, my Kenny,
he saw a Sasquatch once.
Yeah, you told me.
Mm-hmm, said it was the
biggest thing he'd ever seen.
Sasquatch, sounds like
a vegetable, don't it?
Hmm.
Yeah.
That thing coulda ripped him apart,
but you know what it did?
Yeah, he chewed on a berry..
And kept on walkin', yeah.
Chewed on a berry and kept on walkin'.
I never forgot that.
You know, when somethin' hides,
it's only a matter of time
before it comes back up.
Nothin' stays buried forever,
like Elvis.
Elvis?
Yeah, witness protection program.
The King will only stay
under wraps for so long.
The things he's seen and knows
open the eyes of a lot
of people in this world,
a lot of people, secrets,
big ones.
He's out there just waitin'
for his time.
You comin' to the meetin'
tonight, five o'clock?
Yeah, as always, I'll be there.
Good, 'cause that's the rule.
It's no problem.
Lawrence, you remember,
even a man who's pure at heart
and says his prayers by night,
even he needs a little help
from the man upstairs, hmm?
You seen a cat around here, black?
Almost black?
I think it's dark blue but
everyone says
there's no such thing as a
dark blue cat, so a black cat.
Here, cat!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
come one.
Come on, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Hi, my name is Lawrence,
and I'm an alcoholic.
Hi Lawrence.
Go on, Lawrence.
Um.
Well, I, it's seven months
or something like that
since my last drink,
and I guess I didn't really
know where I was goin',
so I kinda let the bottle
lead the way,
and well,
then Miss Gail was kind enough
to take me in and bring me here.
He's a sensible boy, a little
lost maybe, but sensible.
Thank you, Gail.
Go on, Lawrence, continue.
Uh, uh, well, I spent
some time in the service.
I never went overseas,
but I had some friends that did,
and they, they didn't
exactly come back the same.
I guess I moved here to make
a new start.
Thankfully, sobriety came
into my life,
and ah, thank you, amen.
Thank you for your share.
Hi, my real name's Jake Gabriel.
It's been about three
hours since my last drink
because if I stop drinkin',
I may kill every single one
of you.
Hey, you okay in there?
Erika.
Listen, I get the adjustment
to coming back from,
you know, from being over there
has gotta be pretty freaky,
but this whole lone wolf attitude,
it needs a little adjustment.
Maybe you should just call
that old boyfriend of yours
you keep talking about.
Are you all right in there?
Erika, look, I just,
I don't wanna see you
get fired, that's all.
I'd hate this place without you.
So just, you know, just keep
an eye on that temper, okay?
Break's over already?
Erika, hurry up!
You don't wanna add fuel
to the fire by being late.
Mr. Frank can be a real animal
when he's pushed too far.
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Who wants a woman actin'
like the government ♪
♪ Tellin' you the things that
you can do ♪
♪ And who wants a woman
actin' like a socialist ♪
♪ How you gonna tell if
she's lovin' you true ♪
♪ Whatever happened in the
world to the girl next door ♪
♪ Instead of makin' fewer, Lord ♪
♪ You oughta make more and more ♪
♪ I wanna girl like that ♪
Girlfriend, that is one
badass Taekwondo form.
This is my blue belt form, Baby.
That black belt one must be hot.
Wouldn't you like to know.
You know, if I showed you..
You'd have to kill me.
Somethin' like that.
That's hot.
Phone.
♪ Fast track, matter of fact ♪
♪ I want a girl like that ♪
Cupid Motel.
Yes, we're located just
north of San Francisco.
We got cable TVs in each room
with pay per view options,
if you know what I mean.
Yes sir, we do accept cash,
credit cards, and checks.
I'd like to say our beds bounce,
but your checks better not.
Yes Sir, I did make it up myself.
Okay sir, we hope to see
you out here real soon.
You have a nice day.
Can I help you?
Room for two.
Okie dokie,
will that be cash or credit.
Cash.
Okay Sir, that'll be $42.
You, uh,
have a local newspaper here?
Yup.
And a local newscast?
Mm-hmm, but I wouldn't
rely too much on TV.
They always make things sound
so much worse than they
really are.
What kind of bed arrangements
are you gonna need for the
two of you?
Uh, it doesn't matter,
we don't sleep much,
but what's the quickest
way to get into the city?
Take highway 80,
should get you there
about hour, hour and a half.
You got business there?
Yeah, something like that.
Hey, you know, not that I wanna
kill our business or anything,
but why stay this far out?
Get yourself a hotel closer
to town.
The scent.
You mean the scent of the city?
No, our scent.
Can't have our scent
too close to the city.
What do you think?
Gotta be L.A.
No girl, I'm thinkin' Connecticut.
Bakersfield.
Hi, Lawrence.
Hi.
I'm Rudy.
Oh yeah, I'm Rudy, addict,
I always forget that part.
Yeah, it's easy to.
I'm supposed to um,
hand these out,
remind people of the meetings.
Keep it in your wallet.
Mine says one day a time,
what does your say?
It's powerless.
Hmm, that's a little depressing.
You're kinda the keep your
distance guy, right?
Doesn't have any friends,
girlfriend, family.
Kinda like the aisle three
checkout mystery man.
I get it, that's cool though.
I won't bother you or nothing.
Some people need the distance.
Just maybe give me a heads up
on the upcoming coupon days.
Hey, soldier boy.
He tryin' to give ya the
be all ya can be speech?
Go work for the stars and stripes
and come back an alcoholic
and hibernate
in the crazy woman's
house until you go postal.
Oh, oops.
Careful, Bonna.
What do you wanna do about it?
Just be careful.
I try to respect my elders.
Oh come on, Leo,
let's do an arm wrestle here.
Let's, come on, Leo.
It's all in the technique.
What's the matter?
Oh, it's a toothache.
Hmm, which one?
It's all of 'em.
Forgive me Father, for I will sin.
You said will, my child.
I'm sorry for all the sins
of my past,
for everyone that I've hurt,
and everything that I've done wrong,
but most of all, I'm sorry
for what I am about to do.
What are you about to do?
You know, Father,
I really don't know.
All I know is that it is
time for me to say goodbye.
To whom?
To you, to me, to God.
My child, there is something
struggling within you.
Believe me, Father,
you have no idea.
Hello.
Jake, Jake.
Who is this?
It's Andrew.
Andrew, why you callin' me here?
You promised me you wouldn't
let me die.
Yeah, I remember, but..
They're coming.
Who's coming?
You know who.
I saw him, I swear I did.
I think in the store and once
in the bar.
Jake.
Listen, you're probably just,
you're probably just gettin'
nervous, man.
She called me too looking for you.
I thought the deal was we're
gonna leave each other alone,
leave it behind.
What'd you tell her?
I didn't say anything.
I wouldn't tell her where you are.
Okay, look, where are you?
I'm at my uncle's,
where you stayed with
me when we were kids.
I knew they would come back,
I knew it.
Say that again.
I didn't mean..
No, I said, say what you said again.
Look, Jillian was just
saying that maybe I should
start to speak my mind more,
that I need to tell you..
No, I don't wanna hear
what your stupid girlfriend
Jillian has to say.
A name like that, you shouldn't
be listenin' to her anyway.
She was trying to help.
I said I don't wanna hear
about your stupid girlfriend Jillian.
Just tell me about the part
you said what you feel.
I feel like this, it's enough.
All right, done.
All right, there's a baby coming,
and all of that anger,
it's not, it's not good for him.
Well, that's hilarious.
That's not even funny,
that's not even damn funny.
That's 100% hilarious.
And you think that kid gives
a rat's ass
about me straightening you out?
Yeah, I do.
Hell, probably teach him a lesson
before he makes the same mistake.
Consider this early
childhood rearing techniques.
♪ And there, she lies ♪
Damn it, damn it, damn it!
♪ There is no sound ♪
Look, look, Baby.
♪ Ooh ♪
You just gotta, you just
gotta not talk to your friends
when it comes to personal
issues, you know?
♪ We dream ♪
Shit!
Oh my god!
What, what just happened?
I hit a damn dog.
I don't think it was a dog.
How the hell did you kill
yourself a naked girl, huh?
Damned if I know.
Just drivin' along and all of
the sudden,
she just, bam,
jumped out of no where.
Bam?
Yeah.
Man, she was one good-lookin' woman.
Yup, don't see to many like that
walkin' around here, that's true.
Man, you gotta help me get
rid of her.
Help you?
Yeah.
You gotta be kidding me.
No.
Man, you shoulda just left
her where you killed her.
Exactly.
No, no, no, man.
The cops, they see the screech
marks and match to my tires,
and they got all kinds of
stuff for things like that.
All right, but you handle it
your own damn self next time,
all right?
♪ Who's this girl in front of me ♪
♪ And settled in her skin ♪
♪ Tryin' to fake ♪
So, what happened tonight?
We hit somebody.
I said, what happened tonight.
Okay, okay, we were coming back
from Jackson's party at
around eight o'clock,
stopped at the bar to get
a drink before closing,
we played darts, I lost both games,
and then, we went straight home.
I drove 'cause you had a few drinks.
How many drinks?
Two drinks, two shots.
I had ginger ale in a glass,
so I could drive home responsible.
That's good, Baby, that's right.
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Where I belong ♪
♪ Where I'm accepted ♪
A hard-rollin' truck-riding
tobacco-chewing good time.
Excuse me, ladies, we're closed.
Oh, come on, we just
traveled several hundred miles
across the state to meet a friend.
Casey here,
all the way from old Tuscan
and me,
I'm from that little coastal city
where every asshole has
a headshot and a resume.
And to top our travel woes,
our girlfriend didn't even
show up
at the designated rendezvous.
It's not like her.
The most on time spit and shine
army captain you ever laid
eyes on.
Not to mention the best looking.
Not to mention.
Any chance we can talk you
fine gentlemen out of a drink?
♪ Protected, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
We're closed.
♪ Within your arms ♪
♪ Where I belong ♪
♪ Where I belong ♪
You got a really
pretty face there, girl.
I do?
Yeah, you do.
♪ Whoa oh ♪
Smile more with it.
Hey, man said we're closed, soldier.
No drinks tonight, comprende?
Didn't I tell ya?
Yeah, you did.
I can smell 'em, can't I?
See, when we saw this place,
I told her it has to be run
by some little mom and pop couple.
She then said..
Can't be, see mom and pop
got a distinct quality to it,
notably, a mom and pop.
No, no, this got the look and feel
of a what I like to simply call
the moldy, chilly,
spit shined toilet seat,
and sweat stained t-shirt
kind of establishment.
I laughed at that.
The simply part was the irony
of it all.
No, it was ironic.
But I always have to give the
girl credit for her senses.
I mean, any governmental faction
that's gonna trust 115 pounds
of stripper-proportioned woman
with a .50 caliber weapon
capable of firing 550 rounds
per minute
deserves some props for her
good sense.
She's got somethin' there.
But, I stood my ground,
and lo and behold, I walk in here,
and I lose to her once again.
Now, how 'bout that drink, cowboy?
This is the song.
Something about rhythm just
feels like a pulse, a heartbeat,
hmm, pounding in your chest
as energy runs through your body.
Skin tingles.
Muscles swell, ah!
How do I look?
You know what.
Ladies.
You rock, Captain.
Looking fit.
But you died.
Well, only a part of me.
I don't know what's goin' on here,
but it's about to get real
ugly real fast.
Yeah?
I think it looks real ugly
here already.
Is that so?
Turner.
Yeah.
Lock the door.
Yeah, Turner, lock the door.
Look, we're gonna give you a gift
and walk outta here, okay?
Just take it.
No one's goin' anywhere.
♪ I never amount that whole
thing up ♪
♪ Always thought I could
take care of myself ♪
♪ And now I'm makin' a brand
new start ♪
♪ All that ♪
♪ To help me break free ♪
♪ And now I find I'm
just livin' the part ♪
♪ And all that change of heart ♪
How 'bout that drink now, cowboy?
♪ So, when I see you smile ♪
♪ It makes life worth while ♪
Ah.
How does it feel?
Heavy, I don't mind.
I feel alive inside.
You know, they told me
I was never gonna be able to
create life.
Damaged goods.
But now, by some amazing miracle,
that has all changed.
I want life inside too.
Your boyfriend?
Kind of.
Baby, you can do better than that.
You got any clothes we can borrow?
Yeah, my car, the trunk,
I have all my clothes.
Go home, girl,
it's a jungle out here.
Get down!
♪ Eeh ♪
♪ Eeh eeh ♪
♪ Eeh ♪
Stovepiped!
Shoot him, shoot him, its jammed!
You shoulda shot him.
Why was he after you, Lieutenant?
He didn't mean it, he's just confused.
He wants Jake.
Captain Gabriel?
Everything changed on that day.
Where is Captain Gabriel?
He'll be here soon.
He said he wouldn't let me die,
he promised.
He's coming, you'll see.
Just in case I get here.
Andy.
Hurrah, soldier.
How ya been, huh Jake?
Hey, I've been uh, been okay.
Just kinda disappeared on us, buddy.
No goodbyes.
No, Erika didn't take that
very well.
I think somethin' really important
happened to us over there.
It is the holy land.
First, I thought I just
got the flu or somethin',
had all these little changes,
you know, happenin'.
I mean, I don't know where
it's all goin',
but it's powerful.
There's this one, Malik.
Man, he shot me in the chest,
and that hurt, yeah.
Hurt like hell, damn it,
but the next day,
the day you'd a sworn I was
bitten by a mosquito.
Erika thinks you're the one.
Only one can be the one, right?
Just in case I get here.
Oh man, these things are tough.
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ah ♪
You ever notice when these actors
on these talk shows explain acting,
they always call it the work?
When an actor truly is one
with his art,
it's all about the work.
It's the work that really matters.
I mean,
they always call it the work.
Pfft, candy asses.
What, who are you?
The Humane Society.
And you're Lawrence Talbot?
He's a soldier who I met over there.
He's, he's not gonna
need his name anymore.
We realized that somethin' happened
at the last skirmish of your unit,
somethin' that everybody
decided to try to forget.
Mistake is it isn't going to
forget you.
You see, a couple of weeks back,
Private Salls from your
unit blew his brains out.
The day after they found
his family chewed to pieces.
Yeah, we did a lot of
reading on your company.
We traced the scent to Clay.
What did Clay mean when he
said, they,
they were lookin' for you?
How many other people in your unit
have been bitten or infected?
And why are they lookin' for you?
You hadn't shipped out yet, huh?
Because of these?
Yeah, well,
alcohol kinda helps too,
just makes it all go away.
Here, here, mate.
You, you know what this is,
don't you?
Yeah, God's wrath.
Freak of nature, alien
invasion, who knows?
All I know is that it wants
the rest of your soul from you,
eat away your heart and
your mind slowly for some,
quicker for others, until
there's nothin' left of you.
I saw it 10 years ago over there.
I saw it run through this
young marine
like it was shreddin' paper.
I had to put him down with
two magazines.
One wouldn't do.
It looked like some kinda
dog beast
was cleavin' its way from his flesh.
You know, that's not somethin'
I'd like to remember,
but it's somethin' I never forget.
I'd have stayed in the sands
of that hell over there
for the rest of my life
if I coulda kept it there.
But now, hell has come home.
I love that story.
Hello.
Is this Carol?
Hi sweetie.
Do you know who this is?
Well, it's your granddaddy Antonio.
Yeah, that's right,
your mama's daddy.
How are you?
And how's school?
Carol?
Carol?
Oh hi, honey.
It's Tony, I just can't believe
how grown up our little
granddaughter sounds.
Yeah, I know it's been a while.
It's just I haven't been
able to call 'cause I,
look I know you're used
to hearin' that one.
It's just that I really
wanted to tell ya
that I was thinkin' about
you and Carol and our family
and how, what?
Oh, I'm sorry if I caught ya
at a bad,
oh okay, okay, well, just
give my love to everybody,
and Linda, listen to me
for just a minute, will ya?
So General, we got more to
worry about
than just this Captain Clay.
They wouldn't know.
How many of these damn
freaks got back here?
Enough.
You're keepin' one alive.
Why?
I think I need him.
Well, if you need help, I'm there.
I just took care of one of
my loose ends near Vegas.
Yeah, so I'll be there
by 16:00 hours tomorrow.
And General, watch your back.
You too.
♪ Wish I was in the land of cotton ♪
♪ Old times, they're a soon forgotten ♪
♪ Look away, look away ♪
♪ Look away ♪
Dixieland.
You ever see somethin' that's just,
just so good it scares
the hell outta ya that
you'd rather feel the
pain of not having it than
have it and then lose it?
And then somewhere over
in that screwy place,
I saw it.
Just for a second.
Just for,
just for a second.
And now, I just wanna go back
to bein' the guy nobody
cares about, nobody notices.
Yeah, aisle three checkout
mystery man.
Hey, who's your top
five favorite actors.
Don't much watch TV out here.
Not TV, movies.
Me, I like real actors,
before they became politicians.
Guys like Steve McQueen, John Wayne,
Charles Bronson, Toshiro
Mifune, and Steve McQueen.
You said McQueen twice.
Well, I just like sayin' his name.
You have maps of the stars up here?
Yeah, and they're fully updated.
Fully updated?
Mm-hmm.
You mean stars actually live
up here.
0h yeah,
it's been a hot spot for years.
It's like the middle of no where.
Yeah, but that's the way they
like it.
Did you ever see one?
A star, I mean.
Well, Lance Henderson did
stay here a couple nights.
Wow, the guy from Aliens?
Oh yes, and he was nice.
Ah, that's bitchin'.
Hmm.
Is it my execution time?
Is that what you think we are?
Executioners, huh?
Part of me's kinda hopin' you are.
Maybe it's your will to fight,
but I see more of the soldier
in you than the animal,
and I think you can help us.
I can't help you.
I think you can.
We have some backup comin',
but I kind of feel that
you're the key
to wrappin' up this whole
thing, Captain.
Man, I'm hungry.
Hey, what's your five
favorite sushi rolls?
Hey, when's Malik gettin' here?
I wanna make sure I hide my
candy stash.
Took the dog off the leash, huh?
Yeah, somethin' different
about him.
You can say that again.
It's in him,
but it doesn't own him.
General, don't go soft on me.
You coulda nailed that canine
Clay, but you let him go.
Sir, there was a time when
you woulda
blown off the family jewels
with a Stinger missile
and not even blink.
They're not your soldiers anymore.
Hey, you know who lives
up the street here?
♪ Gonna make your blues skies gray ♪
♪ Don't let the rain wash it
all away ♪
♪ No matter how dark the day
has been ♪
♪ The sun's gonna shine again ♪
♪ If the man you love has
been untrue ♪
♪ Don't ♪
Can I help you?
♪ Make a fool out of you ♪
I just, um, wanna
buy somethin' to drink.
Hey, I didn't see you pull up.
You need a room?
Ah no, I'm with the other guys.
You guys startin' some
boy band or somethin'?
♪ Always darkest before the dawn ♪
♪ All you ♪
Can I have a cola?
♪ Don't let the rain ♪
Sure, hang on.
♪ Blue skies gray ♪
♪ Don't let the rain wash it
all away ♪
♪ No matter how dark the day
has been ♪
♪ The sun's gonna shine again ♪
♪ Love that sound ♪
You must be the stray.
And this must be your she-wolf.
I once had a girlfriend, yeah.
She was a bonafide
Letterman's jacket wearing
steady squeeze.
I mean, she had a body
that just wouldn't quit.
You could slap a t-shirt on her
and a microscopic pair of shorts
and you'd swear it was
Daisy from Dukes of Hazard.
Now, why was she with me?
I was a guy and she was a girl,
and I watching my game or
I was polishin' my '68 Stang,
and she would walk up to me
and give me one of those lip
gloss kisses,
and she would say,
do you love me?
Now, she knew every goddamn
time what the answer was,
but she still had to ask.
And then one day I went
up to her and I said,
how come every time I am lost
in thought,
you have to ask me that question.
You know what she said?
Well, that sound's way overdue.
Shotgun.
Ready, one, two, three!
Hey!
Hey, get her!
♪ Ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪
Hi, Jake.
Well, I gotta go now,
but let's catch up soon.
Are you hurt?
What are you, kidding?
I love this kinda action.
Makes me roll out of bed in
the morning.
How many?
Two, maybe three.
Clay?
Unless he grew one hell of a body.
Shoot and scoot.
Gabriel.
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
You guys hurt?
No.
Where's that dude?
I don't know,
he just left with that girl.
Sorry, old friend.
Chewy, the wolf boy's gone.
With them?
Yeah, he followed
that good-lookin' chick.
He's runnin',
but they didn't wanna kill him.
No, but they wanna kill us.
Gabriel can't be far, let's go.
Sorry about the mess girls.
Call me.
New York City.
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
I kinda feel that you're the key
to wrappin' up this whole thing.
It's madness for sheep
to make peace with a wolf.
Thomas Fuller said that, good advice.
These sheep were dullin'
your senses, Jake.
You still wanna be like them,
I understand that.
You had a chance to run before,
but you didn't, did ya?
Let's see if we can't
heighten those instincts
with a little basic training.
Hut, hut.
Hey, by chance,
remember when we were kids,
and we had those robots,
those Sock 'Em guys,
and it was like a blue
one and a yellow one,
and we just punched each other
over and over and over again till,
until one of the heads would
fly off,
and then we'd laugh about that.
Of course, back then you could
just put the heads back on.
Jake, Jake, come back here, Jake!
Jake!
You know, I used to hate
all that macho male posturing,
but now, there seems to be something
oddly attractive about it.
Of course, the male ego
can be such an ugly
expression of power,
like you can't even ask for direction.
You can't ask for directions,
can you Clay?
You know,
Jake used to ask for directions.
And he left the toilet seat down.
Morning General,
it's beautiful day
to buy weapons today,
isn't it Sir?
I got 7.62 gas-operated,
magazine-fed, air-cooled weapons.
They're modified, Sir.
If you miss,
the flame will kill 'em.
Sir, I got Ithaca,
Ithaca eight shot riot pumps
with nitroglycerin rounds,
which triple odd buck
and pulls a hubcap apart at
100 years.
Tell me what you need.
Tell me what you need,
what you got going.
I can help you with anything.
I got MAC-10s.
They do the job, Sir,
they do the job.
Sir, that's a steal.
Listen, when I was Vietnam in Grenada,
we used the MAC-10s,
we used the AK-47s.
I got it all right in my van
except U-238,
I have no U-238, that's
a six month back orders.
Gunny, I'm going to
want only what I ask for
and I'm gonna give you
only what you ask for.
But Sir, this is a steal.
Ah, you been stealin' me for years.
Sir, I been on three operations.
I'm a patriot just like you.
I love the red, white, and blue.
God bless America, Sir.
I mean, I can be available to
go with you,
even I'm cheap, Sir,
I'm cheap, I can, but Sir.
I mean, you need an extra
hand, Sir?
I'm available.
Frank.
I can bring the weapons as
part of the deal, Sir,
Hey, Gunny Jones.
Sergeant Major.
Super fine, mate.
Super fine, how you doin'?
What's going on, Sir?
How you doin'?
I'm all right.
Put a little weight on
since Grenada.
But there's a six pack
underneath here.
Six pack of what, Sir?
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
But listen, listen, listen, listen,
what's up with the general?
Well, he's a little long in
the tooth,
all work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy.
He's gettin' cranky, you know?
Yeah, but listen.
Frank!
Could you use an extra guy?
Listen, I can take this..
Two guy operation, we can't,
it's too deep,
it's too undercover.
What you got goin' on?
What, you got somethin'
I can help you with.
I can't really go into it.
Frank, Frank!
I'm tellin' ya.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Listen, Sergeant Major,
Sergeant Major.
Take it easy, Jones.
Okay?
Listen.
I don't kill all the women or kids.
Sir, do you wanna go to the
local bar
and check out some of
the toothless wonders?
I could sure use a beer.
Get your head together, Frank.
How do you wanna die?
What?
Look, Sir, we gotta start
thinkin' about how we wanna
go down.
We gotta leave a legacy.
Me, I just wanna know that
someone realizes my crazy dreams.
Get your head together, Frank.
I love you, man.
Hi.
How's your head this morning?
You put up a hell of a fight yesterday.
Hmm, yum, made a better
dinner than it does breakfast.
Oh, come on, Jake, most men
wouldn't look so disappointed
waking up with three women.
Powerless, is that what the world
is trying to teach you now, Jake?
Doesn't it feel better not
to rely on those pills,
those drinks, just lettin'
your body heal on its own?
You don't even have a hangover,
do you?
It's okay.
He's got it in him too.
Give up on him.
He's done.
We don't need him.
We do.
You brought us
here for him to lead us.
Look at him.
The strength inside
of him will crush you.
Leave us.
It's okay, it's part of the process.
Process of what?
Well, I actually don't know
it yet,
but I know it's something amazing.
Do you remember the first
time we met?
Playground in front of the
high school.
You just broke up with what's
her name.
And we were on the swing sets
and I asked you, aren't you
a little too old to do that,
and then you said,
what'd you say, Jake?
Hmm.
Mm, just like that beach.
Do you remember our beach, Jake?
Thailand, white sand, blue,
blue water.
And naked Thai chicks.
And then what, Jake?
Then we take off our clothes
and dive into the water.
Yes, and then we come up
as clear and pure as the day
we were born.
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
What is it?
This, this hurts.
I know, it hurts me too sometimes,
but it's okay, it's a change,
all change hurts.
Erika, come with me.
I know,
I know we can fight this together.
We can't, it's too late,
it's in us now.
Please, Erika, come with me.
We can be free,
we can take care of each other.
No, no, come on, come on.
No.
♪ With one last fight,
she said goodbye, yeah ♪
♪ He grabbed his face
up to the sky, yeah ♪
♪ He threw his hands up on
his eyes ♪
♪ So little of the world
had passed him by ♪
Ooh!
♪ When daddy screamed at him ♪
♪ You got a life you have to
live, live ♪
♪ He was only 17 with hopeful eyes ♪
What's up?
♪ He never knew the
streets were so unkind ♪
I'm tired of bein' driven around
by the world's most pissed
off mercenary.
Oh, come on, let's get goin'.
No, enough.
You're not any good at this anymore.
You're runnin' around
like some rent-a-ninja.
♪ He threw his hands up on
his eyes ♪
Let me tell you somethin'.
Every time you dump a round
into one of these things,
you take a bullet too.
You're dyin', Tony.
Listen to me, from one fossil
to another,
this is chewin' you up.
When was the last time you
were with your family, huh?
♪ Life begins today ♪
♪ Not all of the pain,
the hate inside ♪
You think I don't know
what this is doin' to me,
to me and my family?
I know!
I trained those soldiers.
Swore to protect them, and
now I'm havin' to kill 'em.
No conflict, no problem.
So, are you comin' with me or not?
We're done here.
Let go of me.
Now, you listen to me, Patton!
I'm tryin' to get those wires
squared away in that mug of yours.
You son of a...
♪ Yeah ♪
Boy, jeez.
♪ The time has come for him to say ♪
♪ The rest of my life begins today ♪
Maybe we should join the UFC.
♪ Hands up to his eyes ♪
Hell, if I had more of an instinct,
I'd take an even deeper
turn for the geriatric.
Did you swallow a thesaurus?
Maybe now that we've
got that out of system,
we can finish what we started.
♪ You'll never have to say goodbye ♪
♪ You'll never last to say goodbye ♪
♪ He held his face ♪
What's a thesaurus?
Attention shoppers,
no wait in aisle four,
express lane, 10 items or less,
ATM or cash only.
No waiting.
And some of 'em could already
be here,
waiting, watching, waiting
for us to let our guard down,
hit us when our weakest.
Well, I guess we'll just have to
stay on our toes then, Gail.
That's what my Kenny always said.
On your toes.
So, trust me when I say,
big green heads,
carrot-stick bodies, glowing fingers,
it don't really matter,
they're here,
and we're just gonna have to
deal with it.
Oh boy.
You ever see a chupacabra,
goat sucker?
You've been breakin' the
rules, Lawrence,
breakin' 'em pretty bad
from the looks of it.
You seen a woman at, three,
three women?
Just like a man, tie one on,
go lookin' for three women.
Hey, there's an Elvis
update in here, Lawrence.
Nah, it's Gabriel, it's Jake,
it's Jake Gabriel.
Jake?
Jake?
Oh, that's a good name.
Gonna take a little gettin'
used to
after callin' you Lawrence.
You gonna change it again soon?
I'm a, I'm a soldier, I'm a man.
Yeah, man havin' a hard day.
Yes, it's gonna get worse.
Why?
You seen the Men in Black?
Oh, when you're finished with that,
there's a lot more where it
came from.
This wood, I gotta, gotta work
'cause I gotta keep workin'
at bein' a good worker.
Good, good.
You know, every time
I get close to feelin'
what you're feelin' right now,
I think about a story
my Kenny used to tell.
This old Cherokee grandfather
was talkin' to his grandson
about the battle that
rages inside of people.
He said there's two
wolves inside each of us.
One wolf is a bad wolf,
the evil wolf.
He's got rage and anger
and hatred and jealousy
and inferiority, superiority,
and false pride,
and the other wolf is good,
love and caring, peace,
serenity, compassion, faith,
and they're fightin'
this battle to the end,
and the little boy thought
about it for a minute
and he said, but grandpa,
which wolf wins?
And the old Cherokee said, well,
it's the one you feed.
It's the one you feed.
He was here.
Ford's coming.
They want us dead.
We have to protect our own.
Once we leave, find our place,
they will never find us.
We fight now, we finish it.
We have followed you on
this chase long enough.
He is not fit to be one of us.
He is almost ready.
I'm beginning to think
you're getting your old bond
back with him, a human need.
Revenge is the human need.
I am not letting him get
in the way of our survival.
Our survival is about our strength,
not about their demise.
Our future is in his hands,
not theirs, not yours.
I will find Jake, wait
for me in the woods.
Stay focused, okay?
You'll do what you have
to when you find him?
That perhaps no human power
could have relieved our
alcoholism, that God..
Could and would if he were sought.
Well, I'm sure all of you are aware
that I'm not super into
this support group thing,
but any chance to get
out of the house is cool.
Um, what's even cooler
is our next AA birthday,
which of course, is Bonna,
who has 46 years this month.
Yay, Bonna, yay, happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Bonna.
Thank you.
Okay, we ready to go?
It's hard to believe
that it's been 46 years
since I have had that last,
you know, drink
and that you guys were at
that time
just a gleam in your father's eyes
and that I've been lucky
enough to hang in here
and see you guys make, you know,
see how screwed up you can be.
You understand about screwed
up, Leo?
I didn't have a drink!
Excuse me.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I just, I'm looking for somebody.
So, here we are stopped
at this stoplight,
and we're tight as sticks,
and what's parked in front
of us but this big truck
with all these chickens in a
bunch of cages with wooden,
and we decide that we're
gonna get them out,
we give them their freedom.
The poor things are stuck in there.
Everybody's starin' outta the window
and we're breakin' these things
and the chickens are
flying all over the street.
Well, what happened is
that we get them, we get..
Well, at least I didn't burst
into flames.
Rounds?
Two dozen, maybe.
Yeah, same here, maybe less.
I thought I saw you get one
of them?
I did, but I barely got her limpin'.
These girls are fast.
What the hell's goin' on here?
Folks, please, get down
beneath the windows in the
far back.
My question you still
haven't answered here,
who are you people?
Sir, you need to get
below the windows now.
Leo, sit the hell down.
I'm calling the
sherif on the phone.
Is that guy drunk?
No, he's stupid.
Does anybody here know Jake Gabriel?
If you mean the former
Lawrence Talbot,
yeah, I know Jake Gabriel.
You're the second people
to ask about him today.
Yeah, well, we won't be the last.
If you see him and he's changed,
don't hesitate.
Where is Sheriff Harris?
He's with Great Grandpa
Harris, unfortunately.
What are you doin' to my car?
General Ford,
would you have this battle
out here or there?
Whichever direction you want
the causality status to go.
I knew there had to be drugs involved.
That is not drugs.
Not the shit I used to smoke,
that's for sure.
Hey, they're some damn
military experiment, aren't they?
You guys are always screwin' around
tryin' to think up some
perfect fighting machine,
but like usual, all you've done
is corrupt the human species,
created some military monster,
it's all your fault.
What happened?
He was a little to the left,
so I gave him a right.
We're gonna make the break.
You cover the street, 12 to six,
I'll cover from six to 12.
And we'll take it outside
on the street runnin'.
It's gonna get messy.
Wait, are you sure you
just saw two out there?
Yeah.
Okay, good.
I just thought for a moment
we might be in trouble.
It's gettin' harder to
aim with these things.
Sarge!
Hoo-ah!
Tactics, General,
flanking the enemy
is one of the most basic.
Do you know karate, Baby?
Because your body be kickin'.
You know how many soldiers
I saw like you over there
laying on the ground,
looking up at me like
I was their last hope.
But you're not lookin' at
me like that now, are you?
You wanna make out?
How do you do it?
How do you have a sense of
humor through all this pain?
I had a two year old.
Fell and hit his knee once,
laughing, not crying, laughing.
Do you think that he
would recognize me now?
Do you think that anybody
would recognize me now?
Leo, get up now.
What happened?
Get up.
Did you hit me?
No, but I thought of it.
Get up, go!
Who are they?
What did I tell ya?
They're aliens.
Aliens?
Aliens.
What do you say, woman?
America needs us.
Let's do it.
Hey!
Let the jarheads go.
You need to pack up your
weird selves
and leave our town right now.
Looks like we got ourselves
a little militia formin' here.
Insubordination will not be tolerated.
You are looking at the newest,
baddest unit on the block.
Hey!
There was a farmer who had a dog.
♪ And Bingo was his name-o ♪
Kick ass time.
Let go, I have to find my family.
Let go of your family.
Bitch.
I'll take good care of Erika
for ya.
Forgot how much that hurts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sudden death.
Your funeral.
Yuck.
Are you the Men in Black?
Those pussies, pfft.
You're gonna need a doctor
real quick.
General, I need a drink.
Just kidding.
Hey, woman like that could
teach ya a lot about yourself.
You remember that climber
who went to the top of Everest,
almost no oxygen, no food.
He came within inches of dying.
Someone asked him why he
climbed up there to die.
You know what he said?
Yeah.
He said, I didn't.
I climbed up there to live.
Hey General, you ever
think about retiring,
goin' home to family,
leavin' this to someone
younger and dumber?
I couldn't find anybody dumber.
Yeah, but I should, I should.
Yeah, you should.
I should.
Hey, who's your five
top bands of the '70s?
Lynyrd Skynyrd, Journey,
AC/DC, Foreigner,
and Earth, Wind, and.
♪ Ave ♪
♪ Maria ♪
Fire.
♪ Maiden ♪
♪ Mild ♪
♪ Oh, listen to a maiden's prayer ♪
♪ For thou ♪
♪ Canst hear amid the wild ♪
♪ 'Tis thou ♪
♪ 'Tis thou canst save ♪
♪ Amid despair ♪
♪ We slumber safely till the morrow ♪
♪ Though we've by man outcast reviled ♪
♪ Oh maiden ♪
♪ See a maiden's sorrow ♪
♪ Oh mother, hear a suppliant child ♪
♪ Ave ♪
♪ Maria ♪
Havin' trouble?
Where ya headed, man?
Tennessee, got a
granddaughter to visit.
That's a mighty fine place.
Been there myself.
♪ Ave ♪
♪ Maria ♪
The true war begins and ends within.
The real wins and losses
come not from what we can see
but from what we can become
as a result,
and because of that,
there will always be a war
that we must all be soldiers in.
Well, have yourself a safe
drive, man.
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
♪ We're holding onto what we love ♪
♪ We'll never let it go ♪
♪ I've got all my brothers
and my sisters around me ♪
♪ We're here to live the fast life ♪
♪ No one can tell us to slow down ♪
♪ We're turnin' nothin'
into somethin' someday ♪
♪ We will, we will ride forever ♪
♪ Time is all we have, now or never ♪
♪ Trade our lives to come together ♪
♪ We will, we will ride forever ♪
♪ We're takin' all our chances ♪
♪ This is all we know ♪
♪ I've got all the strength
I need ♪
♪ With my people behind me ♪
♪ We'll stay as long as we can ♪
♪ No one can tell us to go ♪
♪ Now, we're turnin' nothin'
into somethin' someday ♪
♪ We will, will ride forever ♪
♪ Time is all we have, now or never ♪
♪ Trade our lives to come together ♪
♪ We will, we will ride forever ♪
♪ I can promise you one thing ♪
♪ We won't play by your rules anymore ♪
♪ Anymore ♪
♪ For love this is mine ♪
♪ It's all mine ♪
♪ Everything is mine ♪
♪ It's all mine ♪
♪ We will, we will ride forever ♪
♪ Time is all we have, now or never ♪
♪ Trade our lives to come together ♪
♪ We will, we will ride forever ♪
♪ Now, starting now ♪