Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984) - full transcript

[electronic music]

[vocalizing]

♪ Sleep on stranger
in your arms ♪

♪ Unfolding night have no fear

♪ From me tonight

[guitar crashing]

♪ Crash landing your heart

♪ So loud no one hears

♪ You crying no sound

♪ Let go a thousand tears

♪ Sad day, she
stays openhearted ♪



♪ She plays, she
stays openhearted ♪

♪ Sleep on stranger
in your arms ♪

♪ Unfolding night have no fear

♪ From me tonight

♪ Sad day, she
stays openhearted ♪

♪ She plays, she
stays openhearted ♪

♪ Sad day, she
stays openhearted ♪

- [1939] This crew is supposed

to be on a scientific mission.

Ever since they
heard that rock music

they've been combing
the galaxy to find it.

I've narrowed it down to
these three with one to go.

[Rhemascan whirring]

[quirky music]



No.

[Rhemascan whirring]

[gentle music]

Boring.

[Rhemascan whirring]

Well, maybe.
[clock ticking]

[clock ringing]

[upbeat electronic music]

[engines roaring]

[seagulls squawking]

- Here they come.

- Is there bar in
this scum bucket town?

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ Like the sand can seep
right through your fingers ♪

♪ So can all your days

♪ As those days go by
you'll have me there ♪

♪ To help you find

♪ The way I feel with you

♪ I know it's got
to last forever ♪

♪ And when the rain
begins to fall ♪

♪ You'll ride my
rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ And I will catch
you if you fall ♪

♪ You'll never have
to ask me why ♪

♪ And when the rain
begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine
in your life ♪

♪ You know that we
can have it all ♪

♪ And everything
will be all right ♪

[Rain laughs]

♪ Time goes by so fast

♪ You've got to have a
dream to just hold on ♪

♪ All my dreams of love
began with the reality of ♪

♪ You and I believe

♪ That all our dreams
will last forever ♪

♪ And when the rain
begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine
in your life ♪

♪ You know that we
can have it all ♪

♪ And everything
will be all right ♪

♪ Though the sun may hide

♪ We still can see

♪ The light that
shines for you and me ♪

♪ We'll be together

♪ All that we can be

♪ And when the rain
begins to fall ♪

♪ You'll ride my
rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ And I will catch
you if you fall ♪

♪ You'll never have
to ask me why ♪

- [Dee Dee] No, no!

- Come on, come on.

[foot thuds]

♪ And when the rain
begins to fall ♪

♪ You'll ride my
rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ And I will catch
you if you fall ♪

♪ You'll never have
to ask me why ♪

♪ And when the rain
begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine
in your life ♪

♪ You know that we
can have it all ♪

♪ And everything
will be all right ♪

♪ And when the rain
begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine
in your life ♪

♪ You know that we
can have it all ♪

♪ And everything
will be all right ♪

[engines roaring]

[Rhemascan whirring]

- [1939] Oh, goody.

Now let's see where
did I put them?

Oh, yeah, right.

[1939 laughing]

Just look at them.

Compact, manageable,
well behaved,

seems a pity to wake them.

They're so sweet when they sleep

but orders are orders.

I hope they wake
up in a good mood.

Okay, everybody in.

[button buzzing]

[tunnel whooshing]

[tunnel whooshing]

[tunnel whooshing]

- 1359, have you initiated
all operational procedures?

- [1939] All is in
readiness, Commander.

Defrost procedure
100% effective.

Correction 84%.

[tunnel whooshing]

[Stovitz whooshing]

- Gentlemen, you know
your assigned duties.

Procedure to your positions

and Nopquir, man the helm.

- Why can't I drive?

I never get to drive.

[electronic music]

Well, I don't.

- [1939] Are you
kidding snap it up.

- [Stovitz] Hey, hey.

♪ We used to sit
around at night ♪

♪ Watching old
time movie shows ♪

♪ Philosophize and analyze
what we didn't know ♪

♪ No, no

♪ You didn't know,
we didn't know ♪

♪ We didn't know,
we didn't know ♪

♪ What did you think,
what did you think ♪

♪ We didn't think at all

♪ We had the world in
the palm of our hand ♪

♪ Then we turned
around and dropped it ♪

♪ They tore it apart

♪ Then we up and ran

♪ 'Cause we knew we
couldn't stop it, oh no ♪

♪ Where will we all be

♪ In the 21st century

♪ And now I sit at home alone
watching new wave videos ♪

♪ Philosophize then realize
that I'll never know ♪

♪ No, no

♪ You'll never know,
you'll never know ♪

♪ I'll never know,
I'll never know ♪

♪ What do you think,
what do you think ♪

♪ I still don't think at all

♪ We had the world in
the palm of our hand ♪

♪ Then we turned
around and dropped it ♪

♪ They tore it apart
then we up and ran ♪

♪ 'Cause we knew we
couldn't stop it, oh no ♪

♪ Where will we all be

♪ In the 21st century

♪ In the 21st century

- [Absid] Gentlemen
we've arrived.

We are in orbit around
the planet Earth.

Until we depart this planet

your attentions will be focused

on this mission of
observation and exploration.

All recreational
activities are suspended.

1359, prepare for departure
to planet surface.

♪ Said hey-ay-ay-yeah

♪ I said hey-hey-hey-yeah

♪ Come on everybody,
take a trip with me ♪

♪ Down the Mississippi,
down to New Orleans ♪

♪ The honeysuckle blooming
on the honeysuckle vine ♪

♪ Love is blooming
there all the time ♪

♪ Come on

- They should change the name
of this town to boringsville.

Nothing ever happens here.

- Frankie still won't let you
sing at the Cotillion, huh?

- Frankie still won't let me
do anything especially sing.

- Maybe The Pack will let
ya practice with them.

Frankie never said anything
about practicing did he?

[rock music]

♪ Some people think
they can get by ♪

♪ Given just the minimum love

♪ Some people think
they'll be all right ♪

♪ Livin' with less than enough

♪ But I don't wanna
settle for less ♪

♪ I don't wanna settle
for second best ♪

♪ I want real love, real
love, that's what I want ♪

♪ Never ending, never
empty, full to the top ♪

♪ Real love, real love,
all that you got ♪

♪ That's what I want

♪ The darkest places
glow with candle light ♪

♪ It all erases the wrong
you couldn't right ♪

♪ I want real love, real
love, that's what I want ♪

♪ Never ending, never
empty, full to the top ♪

♪ Real love, real love,
all that you got ♪

♪ Just give me real love, real
love, that's what I want ♪

♪ Never ending, never
empty, full to the top ♪

♪ Real love, real love,
all that you got ♪

♪ I want real love, real
love, that's what I want ♪

♪ Never ending, never
empty, full to the top ♪

♪ Real love, real love,
all that you got ♪

♪ Just give me real love, real
love, that's what I want ♪

♪ Never ending, never
empty, full to the top ♪

♪ Real love, real love,
all that you got ♪

♪ That's what I want

- It's Frankie.

- Oh, hi, hi, Frankie.

I was just making
sure I was in tune.

You know how my
strings slip a lot.

[glass shattering]

- What the hell
is going on here?

- Nothing Frankie.
- We're just goofing.

We're doing nothing at all.

- Big breaking-
- Kill that radio.

- [Radio DJ] News
break, the lake-

- Kill!

[Spyder screaming]

- Okay, everybody listen up.

I don't wanna have
to say it again,

I decide who sings with the
band around here, you got it!

Me, not Dee Dee, not nobody.

Now let's go to the
gym and practice

where I can keep an
eye on you guys, huh.

[door whooshing]

- [1939] Commander, this is
a very popular instrument

on this planet
according to my data.

To ensure our anonymity
I have chosen it

as our teleportation module.

[group chattering]

- Let us in.
- I see your crew

is as capable as ever.

[group chattering]

- Oh, oh, oh, ooh wow.

Oh, oh, oh, shh.

Oh.

[Sheriff groans]

Oh.

[futuristic music]

It can't be.

Can't be.

Oh!

[Sheriff screaming]

- Sheriff, what happened?

- They're here, giant guitar.

- Giant guitar.

- It's an attack.

- Oh, is that old war wound

of yours acting
up again, Sheriff?

- Oh, nevermind.

Help me up, help me out of here,

come on, we got a city to save.

[futuristic music]

[phone booth whooshes]

[group gaging]

[group coughing]

[phone booth whooshing]

[phone booth whooshing]

[lips chattering]

[instrument buzzing]

- 1359, come on.

- [1939] Coming, Commander.

I'm so glad everyone
of you made it.

By the way return to the
ship can be accomplished

by pushing eight on the
telephonic device in the booth.

Remember observing
physical properties

and locating an
intelligent life form

are what we all came for.

Am I making myself clear?

- It is mandatory that
this exploratory mission

of interplanetary
observation be accomplished

without interfering or
obtrusively interfacing

with the inhabitants
of this planet.

- What'd he say?

- What one millisecond.

[fist pounding]

I thought you were to
alter you appearance.

- [1939] Why am I the only one
who has to wear a disguise?

- Of all the planets
we've ever visited

have you eve seen anything

that even remotely
looks like you?

- No but-
- Exactly, no butt,

no lips, no legs, no way.

This time you're a.

- [1359] A fire hydrant.

[upbeat music]

- [Owner] Hey Frankie, I'm
closing in five minutes.

♪ Ooh

♪ Try and see it my way

- Frankie, where have you been?

I've been looking
all over for you.

You didn't call me.

♪ Try and see it my way

I was worried about you.

- I was with The Pack.

- Frankie, what am
I gonna do with you,

you spend more time with
them than you do with me.

♪ Oh

♪ Just wanna let you know

♪ That I wanna keep you warm

♪ Until the sun
warms up the dawn ♪

- It's not easy for
me to say nice things

but you're more important to
me than anything in the world.

- [Group] Oh, Frankie.

- Oh, no you don't.

[group groaning]

Not this time.

♪ Think it over, think it over

[1939 buzzing]

[light rock music]

- That's the idea.

- [1939] One minute please.

- No.
- Do it, please.

[1939 beeping]

- [1939] I have
life form reading.

- Where?

- [1359] Vision
center obstructed.

I'm only two and a
half mega micros tall.

- Stovitz, assist 1359.

- [1359] Uh-oh.

[1939 beeping]

Don't scratch the paint.

The other way nebula nose.

Straight ahead please.

♪ That I'm wrong

♪ And it's all my mind

♪ You know

It's obvious, Commander,

that mine is not the only
disguise that is necessary.

- You have a point.

- Jay Jay, I can't.

♪ So I'm back

- Star light, star bright,
first star that I see tonight,

I wish I may, I wish I might,

make my wish come true tonight.

[light buzzing]

This is great.

- Wished this you pervert!

[hand smacks]

- Acceptable.

- No!
- Yes!

[horn tooting]

[group whooshing]

- You boys see anything
strange around here?

[group whooshing]

- [Group] No!

- Better on go back to
town where you'll be safe.

[group whooshing]

[engine roaring]

[1939 buzzing]

- [1359] How rude.

♪ Justine

[rock music]

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ You just don't
treat me right ♪

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ You just don't
treat me right ♪

♪ You like to ball
in the morning ♪

♪ Stay out late at night

♪ Goin' to the barbershop

♪ Gonna have him do me up

♪ Gotta get clean for
my little buttercup ♪

♪ Justine. Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ She's my lovin' baby

♪ You know she drives me wild

♪ Mamas, papas, sisters,
brothers, uncles, crazy child ♪

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ You just don't
treat me right ♪

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Just don't treat me right

♪ You like to ball
in the morning ♪

♪ Stay out late at night

♪ Goin' to the barbershop

♪ Gonna have him do me up

♪ Gotta get clean for
my little buttercup ♪

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ She's my lovin' baby

♪ You know she drives me wild

♪ Mamas, papas, sisters,
brothers, uncles, crazy child ♪

♪ Whoo

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ She's my lovin' baby

♪ You know she drives me wild

♪ Mamas, papas, sisters,
brothers, uncles, crazy child ♪

♪ Whoo

- Fig-a-la-do, fig-a-la-do,
fig-a-la-do bop, fig-a-la-do.

[1939 humming]

Does your instrumentation reveal

any intelligent life form?

- [1359] Life form
yes, intelligent no.

- Well, this looks like
an extraordinary village.

We shall enter and
observe the species.

[upbeat rock music]

- Mouth.

Did you polish my car yet?

- I couldn't find a rag.

[shirt ripping]

- [Frankie] Use this.

- Wow, I was wearing
one all the time.

- Frankie, why don't
you leave him alone?

Get off our backs.

- I kinda get off on your front.

[hand slapping]

- Hey Spyder, did you take care

of that little piece of business

we were takin' about yesterday?

- [Spyder] Yeah,
Frankie, no problem,

he's relaxing in the hospital.

- Ooh, you mean
he's still alive.

- Yeah, kinda like that.

- You didn't hear a word I said.

- What?

- I'm going to the ladies' room.

Try not to kill anyone
before I get back.

- [Group] Ooh.

- Okay.

[1939 beeping]

- Someone should tell
Babs to stop using

that industrial
strength hairspray.

- I know.

[1939 buzzing]

- Look interesting.

- [Group] Yes.

[feet stomping]

- 1359, perhaps you
should stay out here.

- [1359] Good idea.

[1359 buzzing]

Thank you officer.

[upbeat music]

- Frankie, look at
them space cadets.

- Why don't we The Pack
together and stomp 'em?

- Yeah, come on, Frankie.

♪ Our time

♪ Towing the line always

- No, not yet.

It bugs Dee Dee.

- Weird.

[group laughing]

Nice dancer.

- [Man] Get down.

♪ Losers and winners, the
saints and the sinners all say ♪

♪ That's life

♪ That's life

♪ That's life

♪ That's life

[napkins whooshing]

- I'm your best friend, right?

- Right.

- So we can talk here, right?

- Right.

- You and Frankie are having
problems again, right?

- Right.

- Listen, it's just a
phase he's going through.

My hygiene teacher says,

"That this is normal
behavior for young males."

It's hormonal, ya know.

- Miserable.

[straws dinging]

- Yeah, it'll pass in time

as he's allowed to
release his frustrations,

you know sexually speaking.

- Diane, sex is not the problem.

- Dee Dee, doesn't a guy like
bring anything out in you?

- Well, let me put it this way.

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ Made up my mind
the last time ♪

♪ I was gonna let you go

♪ Next time you did me wrong
I was gonna be strong ♪

♪ If you came back,
thought I'd say no ♪

♪ Deadbolt locks
on the front door ♪

♪ So don't you try
my number again ♪

♪ My protection is gone,
I don't wanna be strong ♪

♪ So try your lovin'
tactics again ♪

♪ Oh, 'cause you bring
out the lover in me ♪

♪ I just can't help myself
when you're around ♪

♪ The talk is tough but
the body's so weak ♪

♪ You bring out
the lover in me ♪

♪ You bring out
the lover in me ♪

♪ See your face

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Hear your voice

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Lose my cool like a fool

♪ 'Cause I got no choice

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ You bring out
the lover in me ♪

♪ I just can't help myself
when you're around ♪

♪ The talk is tough but
the body's so weak ♪

♪ You bring out
the lover in me ♪

- A simple yes or no
would have been fine.

[electronic music]

Hey don't worry about it,

I'm sure you and Frankie
will get along a lot better

at the dance tonight.

- I hope so.

- Was that really necessary?

- Well, it's the only
way I can drink it.

- Well, can you drink it

♪ Always

like this?

♪ Sometimes I don't even
have to call her name ♪

♪ We don't make promises,
it's just a game ♪

- Yeah, that's okay.

♪ Always never ending

♪ Always no pretending

♪ We know our love is forever

♪ Always, never ending
always no pretending ♪

- Holy combine his
emolectomy is failing.

[head booms]

- Some guys will do
anything to impress a girl.

[electronic music]

[whistling]

♪ Once upon a time
there was combine man ♪

[phone booth whooshing]

♪ Did anybody know
that big old man ♪

♪ Once upon a time there
was a big crane man ♪

♪ And everybody knew he
had a wood brain, yeah ♪

♪ Oh yeah

♪ He's got wood in him

♪ Is he made out of
steel or glass rod ♪

♪ Nobody knows

♪ He's a combine man

♪ He can't break 'em

♪ He's a tractor man

♪ He can't knock 'em down

♪ He's a tall man

- [1939] Ouch, hey wait for me!

♪ He's a combine, combine

♪ He's a combine man

♪ Combine man

♪ A combine man

♪ The world was full of holes
until he made his plan ♪

♪ He buried 'em right up
inside a big tin can ♪

♪ Big old Ernie Ford, he
tried to play his hand ♪

♪ Now everybody's calling
him the Combine Man ♪

♪ Oh yeah

♪ He's got wood in him

♪ Is he made out of
steel or glass rod ♪

♪ Nobody knows

♪ He's a combine man

♪ He can't break 'em

♪ He's a tractor man

♪ He can't knock 'em down

♪ He's a tall man

♪ He's a walkin' man

♪ He's a combine, combine

♪ He's a combine man

♪ He's just a combine man

♪ Combine man

[buttons beeping]

- What's he made of?

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

[group cheering]

- Bury your face.

- Well.

- Hi, I'm Diane.

- Greetings.

- And you're Absid.

- Yes.

And these other plants.

- I can see their name tags.

We got F-Gee, and
Jaklem, nice to see ya.

Nopquir,

and Stovitz, great.

Aeiou.

- Close enough.

- Good, nice to see ya.

I'm Diane [laughs].

You guys really play great,

I mean, I mean you really
gnarly you know, good sound.

I'm head of the
entertainment committee,

on the Heidi High Cotillion,
like a dance thing,

you know we have,

and I was wondering
if you guys could,

you know 'cause you
play, you're really good

and if you could
play at it tonight?

[group humming]

- Will she be there?

[gentle electronic music]

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
she'll be there.

- Then absolutely.

- Okay, okay, great, okay.

At the gym, Heidi High
at eight o'clock to play.

Okay.

Great.

[man groaning]

- Frankie.

[laser buzzing]

- Sir, we already have
a very full schedule

of observation,
sample acquisition,
and experimentation.

- There's no way of knowing
how the women on this planet

will react to this stimulator.

They may be unable to
control themselves.

- Sir, sir.

♪ I used to wonder
how everybody other ♪

♪ Than me found
someone to love ♪

♪ They must have been given a
stroke of a little bit of luck ♪

♪ But deep in my heart
was a place and a part ♪

♪ That only the right
one could fill ♪

♪ Well my prayers must
have all gone through ♪

♪ 'Cause somebody up
there sent me you ♪

♪ Now I've found my
little bit of heaven ♪

♪ I'm feeling like an angel

♪ 'Cause now I've found
my little bit of heaven ♪

♪ I'm feeling more than able

♪ To give you all the
secrets nobody ever knew ♪

♪ And put the past behind me

♪ Forget about what
I have been through ♪

♪ 'Cause now I've found my
little bit of heaven in you ♪

♪ Now every day just
shows another way ♪

♪ How a little bit
of love can grow ♪

♪ Through the
sunshine and rain ♪

♪ The ups and the downs

♪ And the highs and the lows

♪ But I'll just keep believing

♪ In the love we've
been feeling ♪

♪ And take one day at a time

♪ 'Cause my prayers
have all come true ♪

♪ 'Cause somebody up
there sent me you ♪

♪ Now I've found my
little bit of heaven ♪

♪ I'm feeling like an angel

♪ 'Cause now that I've found
my little bit of heaven ♪

♪ I'm feeling more than able

♪ To give you all the
secrets nobody ever knew ♪

♪ To put the past behind me

♪ Forget about what
I've have been through ♪

♪ 'Cause now I've found my
little bit of heaven in you ♪

♪ Now that I've found my
little bit of heaven ♪

♪ I'm feeling like an angel

- Sir, the testing of a female
sexual response stimulator

has been dropped from the
list of approved experiments.

- This could be a very lustful,
degenerative, dirty mission

and quite dangerous.

Allow me to volunteer.

- As Commander I have
a certain flexibility

in the choice of experiments.

I suggest that we now separate

and perform our assigned tasks.

- [1939] Sir, I think
you're been hasty

with the sexual
response stimulator.

It's never been used
in this galaxy before.

It may be too powerful

for the female inhabitants
of this planet.

What if it works, then what?

- Don't worry, I have
everything under control.

- Hey, you cute
little grease monkey.

How would you like to
tickle my carburetor?

- Sorry, exhaust breath,
I don't work on compacts.

- Compacts.

Hey, honey whenever

I see you I,
[stimulator humming]

I, I think I'm in love.

- This is a mistake.

Your feelings of attraction

are caused by an
electronic device.

[Dee Dee and Diane laughing]

[group chattering]

[stimulator cracking]

- I didn't know
you were that way.

- I don't understand
I never felt

that way about a guy before

but it was kind of interesting.

- Are you all right?

I'm president of the
First Aid Committee

although most of my time

is taken up with
administrative duties.

Gee, even your
medallion got broken.

- Yes, it was quite fortunate.

- Well, can I get you a doctor,

or a vanilla shake,
or something?

Here let me get
ya a booth first.

Here sit down.

- Won't you seat down.

[lighthearted music]

- Well, maybe for just a minute.

You see I've got a boyfriend

and he's kind of
the jealous type.

- What is your name?

- Dee Dee.

Diane tells me you're gonna
sing at the Cotillion tonight.

- Only if you'll be there.

- Of course I'll be there.

- Hey, you're not gonna get
all unglued again are you?

- No,

I'll be okay.

- Good.

I've always wanted to
sing at the Cotillion

but my boyfriend Frankie
won't let me sing with him.

- Why don't you sing with us?

- Me.

[upbeat music]

♪ I didn't mean to do it

♪ Don't know what came over me

♪ I thought I could resist her

♪ Some things you
can't guarantee ♪

♪ I was just alone
in the night ♪

♪ Needing some attention
to carry me through ♪

♪ Such an irresistible sight

♪ But honey, she could never
take the place of you ♪

♪ She doesn't mean,
she doesn't mean ♪

♪ A thing to me

♪ She caught me by surprise

♪ When the moon was
shining in her eyes ♪

♪ So baby, save
the third degree ♪

♪ She doesn't mean
a thing to me ♪

♪ Only an overnight fling

♪ She doesn't a mean a thing

- [Computer] Wrong,
wrong, you may record.

- Entrance to
medical facilities,

extremely difficult.
[chainsaw buzzing]

Hello.
- Shut up or I'll kill you.

- Did I catch you at a bad time?

- Yes, I was just on my way out.

[Breather groaning]

- Am I in your way?

[Breather groaning]
[quirky music]

Initial encounter with
patients of medical faculties

reveals them to be
warm and outgoing.

[group cheering]

[group chattering]

[dramatic electronic music]

- Uh-oh.

I think you better
go out the back way

or hide in the
ladies' room quick.

- Is there a problem?

- Yeah.

- Ah, Frankie, should
I break his face now?

- No.

I want ya to ask
him to step out back

and then I want ya
to break his face.

- The ladies' room that way

I don't think they'll
follow you in there.

That is I think most of them
won't follow you in there

but there is one guy and he
might follow you in there

but if-
[Spyder grunting]

- You.

- Me?

- Yeah, don't
question what I say.

[group laughing]

- Funny boy.

- Funny boy, yeah.

- You and moi got something
to straighten out outside.

- I don't think you should go.

- It's quite all right,

I'm very good at
engineering problems.

- Oh, very good.
- Engineering.

[group laughing]

- Maybe you can
help us out back.

- Yeah.
- Engineer this one pal.

- Well.

- Well, what?

♪ Hey everybody have
you heard the word ♪

♪ Someone's been messing
with Frankie's girl ♪

♪ Hey man, you've
gotta lot of nerve ♪

♪ We're gonna take you outside,
you've got a lesson to learn ♪

♪ Come on

♪ You should've left
that girl alone ♪

♪ Come on

- Okay, lover boy.

[group chattering]

♪ Don't try to run

♪ Don't try to hide

♪ Gonna teach you a
little lesson outside ♪

[belt banging]

[axe dinging]

[belt banging]

- What the hell
is going on here?

- I don't know karate.

- Maybe he's into
Scientology or something.

- Maybe.

- Okay, let's see how that
digital dude handles this.

- [Group] Yeah!

- Get 'em, Spyder!

♪ You're way too far from home

♪ Don't try to run,
don't try to hide ♪

♪ Gonna teach you a
little lesson outside ♪

[quirky music]

- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- Ah, pineapples.

- Claymore mines,
launch rockets.

Everything seems to be
here except the bazooka

and as I said that should
be ready on Tuesday.

Will that be cash or
major credit card?

- Major credit card.

- Well, thanks for
walking me to school.

I'm real glad they
didn't hurt you.

- It was only a matter of
negative energy force fields.

- [Dee Dee] Ya know
Frankie's not gonna

take this very well.

- This guy's gonna be dog meat.

- Well, I've gotta go
work on decorations

if we're gonna play tonight.

I'll see you later.

[lips smack]

[Absid grunting]

Are you okay?

- Fine.

[arm whooshing]

[gentle music]

[steam hissing]

[quirky music]

- Sheriff!

- Keep up the good work boys.

Another fine example of
our right to bear arms.

[quirky music]

[Chainsaw groaning]

[bag thuds]

- She reminds me of mom.

[group chattering]

[ominous music]

- I wanna know where
that alphabet creep is.

- I think I know
somebody who's jealous.

- Why would I be jealous

of someone who's about to
become recently deceased?

- Frankie, is that the only way

you know how to deal
with things, violently?

I was hoping you'd
grow out of that.

- Yeah, well maybe-
- Anyway you just missed him

but he'll be back later.

- Good.
- Him and his group

are gonna play and sing
at the Cotillion tonight.

- Oh.

- Something you won't let me do.

- And no one else
is gonna either.

Spyder, Clyde, Dino,

I want you guys and the rest
of The Pack to cover the gym.

I don't want that creep

or any of his other alphabet
soup friends gettin' in here.

And this time get it right.

- Okay, Frankie.
- No problem.

[ominous music]

- Yeah, those aliens
sure are clever

but they ain't gonna
fool this lawman.

- Fifth one today,
it's a cut and dry case

of the chainsaw murderer.

- You mean alien
chainsaw murderer.

Where'd it take place?

- Southern Fried Chicken,
he just left the window.

Extra crispy.

- You on duty tonight?

- Yeah, anti-drug patrol at
the Heidi High Cotillion.

- Good, can't let
everything else go to hell

just while this is going on.

This is the hardest
part of my job.

There's no easy way to do
it but it's gotta be done.

[keys beeping]

[phone ringing]

- [Mrs. Lamont] Hello.

- Am I speaking to the
widow of John S. Lamont?

- [Mrs. Lamont] You must be
mistaken I'm not a widow.

- The hell you're not.

[phone bangs]

[group coughing]

- Frankie looks
really dreamy tonight.

You know I think you're
fallin' for that guy Absid.

- He is kind of
out of this world.

- If you're through with
Frankie can I have him?

[1359 buzzing]

[1359 beeping]

- Well.

- [1939] I calculate
probability of entry

without violence
at less than 1%.

- Locate an alternative point
of entry and report back.

- [1939] Anything
you say, Commander.

[rock music]

♪ He grew up in the shadows

♪ Like a bird with
a broken wing ♪

♪ Gettin' one bad
break after another ♪

♪ So he grew up on the rims

♪ He's been in
and out of cages ♪

[chainsaw buzzing]

♪ 'Cause he took
what he never had ♪

♪ It's just another story
of a good kid going bad ♪

♪ He's a trouble,
trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ Street boy livin' on the
edge of right and wrong ♪

♪ He's a trouble,
trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ He's got one eye lookin'
over his shoulder ♪

♪ One eye on the road

♪ And mama was fond
of the bottle ♪

♪ And the old man overindulged

♪ That's when he started
walkin' a hard road ♪

♪ Life got harder at home

♪ Now daddy's just confused

♪ About the love he never had

♪ No one ever talks to him,
he just don't understand ♪

♪ He's a trouble,
trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ Street boy livin' on the
edge of right and wrong ♪

♪ He's a trouble,
trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ He's got one eye lookin'
over his shoulder ♪

♪ One eye on the road

♪ Well it's too, too sad

♪ It's too, too bad

♪ He's had every
chance taken away ♪

♪ He's just a good
boy going bad ♪

♪ All right now

♪ He's a trouble,
trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ Street boy livin' on the
edge of right and wrong ♪

♪ He's a trouble,
trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ He's got one eye lookin'
over his shoulder ♪

♪ One eye on the road

♪ Trouble, trouble,
trouble maker ♪

♪ Street boy livin' on the
edge of right and wrong ♪

♪ He's a trouble,
trouble, trouble maker ♪

♪ He's got one eye lookin'
over his shoulder ♪

♪ One eye on the road

♪ He's a trouble,
trouble maker ♪

[1359 buzzing]

- [1939] There is no
conventional entry

but I can get you inside.

- Very good.

[water bubbling]

- Shit, what's
with this crapper?

- What the hell!
- Damn it's happening

to all of them!
- Let's get out of here!

- [Smoker] Come on let's
get out of here, come on!

[group whooshing]

- Where's Stovitz?

- Sorry guys, I guess
I made a wrong turn.

- Yeah, Sheriff,
I almost got one

of these escape maniac killers
down here at Heidi High

but he gave me the brush-off.

- Forget about those
loonies, they're small game.

I want the aliens.

Now get your butt back here

I got somethin' will fix
those aliens once and for all.

- I'm on my way, Sheriff.

- That a boy.

Hello.

- All right guys,
everything is cool, right.

- Yeah.
- You know us, Frankie.

- Good.

There's no way in.

- No way.

- All locked up, right.

- Under control.
- Tight as a drum.

- Impenetrable, huh.

- Yeah.
- Ooh, I like that.

- Then who's that?

- [Clyde] It's them creeps.

[light dings]

[lights buzzing]

- That's good.

I'm gettin' real tired
of you guys screwing up

and making me look
bad ya know it.

- I'm sorry.
- Yeah, we didn't mean it,

Frankie.
- Real tired!

- [Dee Dee] Frankie, there's
something I gotta talk to you-

- Look can't ya see I'm busy.

- Frankie.
- What?

- I'm signing-

- Baby, look I told you, you
never sing with me all right.

- I'm not singing with
you, I'm singing with them.

- You're singing with
them but you're my girl.

- Was your girl, Frankie.

We're history now.

I'm looking to the future.

[electronic music]

♪ Let's dance tonight

♪ Let's party tonight

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance

♪ I can feel the blood rushin'
right up into my head ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh,
whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Just like the mercury
risin' right up into the red ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh,
whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ So if you can't stand the
heat, get away from the fire ♪

♪ 'Cause the beat's
gettin' ready to pump ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna
roll the hot rock ♪

♪ Keep on burnin' it up

♪ Let's dance tonight

♪ Let's party tonight

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance

♪ We're gonna get
crazy tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna pump
it up tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance

♪ I can feel the shock runnin'
underneath the ground ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh,
whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ 'Cause we'll be crankin' it
up until we're tumbling down ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh,
whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ So if you can't stand the
heat, get away from the fire ♪

♪ 'Cause the beat's
gettin' ready to pump ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna
roll the hot rock ♪

♪ Keep on burnin' it up

♪ Let's dance tonight

♪ Let's party tonight

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance

♪ We're gonna get
crazy tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna pump
it up tonight ♪

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance

[rock music]

♪ Dance tonight

♪ Let's dance tonight

♪ Dance, dance, dance

[electronic music]

♪ Dance

♪ Dance

♪ Dance

♪ Dance

♪ Dance

♪ Dance

♪ Dance

♪ Dance

♪ Let's dance tonight

♪ Let's dance tonight

♪ Let's dance, dance

[rock music]

♪ Dance tonight

♪ Let's dance tonight

- I don't believe it.

♪ Dance, dance, dance

♪ Let's dance tonight

♪ Let's dance tonight

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance

[crowd cheering]

[electronic music]

- Come on, let's
get out of here.

♪ Sitting in my hollow shell

♪ And I'm never looking out

♪ Put my thoughts upon a shelf

♪ But I feel like getting out

♪ Now my fears are growing

♪ I feel like
something's holding on ♪

You wanna go for a
walk down by the lake?

[1359 buzzing]

- Yes.
- Okay.

- That would be most
enjoyable, alone.

♪ And meet me on the
outside, outside ♪

- Frankie.

♪ A little chance tonight

♪ Meet me on the
outside, outside ♪

Frankie.

Frankie, are you here?

[chainsaw cranking]

Frankie, is that you?

[chainsaw buzzing]

[suspenseful music]

[chainsaw buzzing]

- Could you wait
just one moment?

- Sure.

- Okay, bye.

- What's the matter,
can't you get it on?

- Oh, ah nuts!

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, this is
no way to treat your tools.

Just calm down here
for two seconds

and I show ya how to fix it.

Come on, come on,
come on, help me out.

[electronic music]

- What a great night.

We could go for a swim

if the acid rains
hadn't ruined the lake.

- There are undesired
chemicals in this lake.

- I'll say, they used to
bottle it as paint remover

back before economy got bad
and everybody stopped working.

- Have they tried to
reintroduce natural fauna?

- Yeah, they tried to
stock it last summer

but all they got for
all their trouble

was a couple pounds
of fried fish.

- So use of this
lake was stopped

through the addition of these
chemicals through rain fall.

- Well, no they
stopped it before that

when they opened a branch

of plutonium nuclear
freeze dried foods

on the other side of the lake.

- Where there any efforts
to obtain compensation

through your legal systems?

- Yeah, but there
was a law passed

limiting all nuclear
contamination claims to $17.50.

But then all
compensations were waived

and they came and put
an MX missile silo

at the bottom of the lake.

But the acid rains
ruined the missile,

which turned out
not to work anyway

but the Defense Department

still sued Speelburgh
for the damages.

You're not from
around here are you?

♪ Oh but from this loneliness,
there's no hiding place ♪

♪ Inside this cold and empty

- Stop the music,
stop the music!

- Geez it's the Principal.

- Stop the music right now!

Now boys and girls
may I have your,

may I have your
attention please.

We have to cancel the
rest of the Cotillion.

[crowd groaning]

There have been a
number of murders.

Yes,

I said murders.
[electronic music]

Boys and girls, there's
nothing to worry about.

The situation is under control.

♪ I need the love I feel

♪ I miss so much

♪ My world is empty
without you, babe ♪

- There's something
I wanted to ask you,

could I join the band?

I know you'd have
to talk it over

with the rest of the guys

and I know it would
cause some problems

like on the road
we'd have to have

an extra motel
room and stuff but-

- That is important
we do travel a lot.

- But I'd add sex appeal

and that's important component

in maximizing profitability
in core and target audiences

and I like you a lot.

- As commander of this,
band I approve your request.

- Oh, right!

[Absid grunting]

- Ah, thank you.

- You're welcome.

Anyway I want ya to tell me
everything about the band,

like who's your manager?

- We don't have one.

We haven't been here very long.

- I figured 'cause some manager

would have snapped you
up a long time ago.

I mean your sound
is really great,

a little spacey
but really great.

- Dee Dee, I,

I'm an alien.

- Well, that's okay, there's
lots of English bands.

What about Menudo?

We'll get you a good
immigration lawyer

and you'll have your Green Card

and citizenship
papers in no time.

- No, I mean,

I'm from another planet.

- You mean you're from.

[Absid whirring]

And not?

And I fell for someone from.

- Exactly.

- Wow.

But ya know I guess
it's not surprising

I'd fall for an alien, Lois
Lane fell for Superman.

There have been lots of
mixed couples like that.

There's Fay Wray and King Kong.

I still can't believe
you're an alien.

What a novelty act.

- This is gross.

When was the last time
you lubricated this thing?

- I don't know.

- Yeah, never.

[lighthearted music]

[light whooshing]

- Did you see where they went?

I didn't see where they went.

- I don't know.

- They went in the
booth, didn't they?

- Yes.

- We both, we both
saw that, right?

- Right.

Hold it man, I think I know
what happened, acid flashback.

- What?

[group chattering]

- Now everybody listen up,

I've got an
announcement to make.

As of right now The
Pack is dissolved.

[group yelling]

I said listen up.

No more brutal beatings,
gang fights, head stompings.

The fun's over.

- Come one!

- Now listen man,
you're gonna have to get

your kicks without
me, all right.

Listen we've had some
good times, right.

- The best.
- Man.

- And I paid a
high price for 'em.

Dee Dee and I are through.

- No man, Frankie.
- Man.

- Please, Frankie.

But Frankie.

- Need I elaborate any further.

No more violence.

[door whooshing]

- Where are we?

- This is my ship.

[buttons beeping]

- [Dee Dee] Video games.

[buttons beeping]

[group chattering]

- So ya happy now?

There's no more Pack.

There's no more violence.

There's no more you.

Dee Dee, I can live without
all of the rest of it

but I can't live without you.

[slow rock music]

♪ I've always been the bigshot
pushin' everybody else around ♪

♪ I think I learned
my lesson now ♪

♪ It's me who's fallin' down

♪ My heart is hurtin' from
the jealous state I'm in ♪

♪ Won't you give me a chance
to start all over again ♪

♪ 'Cause that's the
nature of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up the male persona

♪ That's the nature
of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up my status quota

♪ Now the nature of the beast

♪ Wants to give
love and affection ♪

♪ Oh, the nature of the beast

♪ Doesn't want to end up alone

♪ Thought my innocent face could
hide my dark, elusive eyes ♪

♪ But now I think I
know I'm commitin' an
emotional homicide ♪

♪ Leavin' you alone had to be
the worst thing I could do ♪

♪ 'Cause look at me now,
runnin' around like a fool ♪

♪ Yeah, that's the
nature of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up the male persona

♪ That's the nature
of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up my status quota

♪ Now the nature of the beast

♪ Wants to give
love and affection ♪

♪ Oh, the nature of the
beast doesn't end up alone ♪

♪ Oh, no

♪ Don't wanna be alone

♪ Minute, minute,
minute by minute ♪

♪ Every second starts to cut

♪ The longer I wait, I just
get that more heated up ♪

♪ I gotta get you back if it's
the last thing that I do ♪

♪ I'll change anything, I
just can't live without you ♪

♪ 'Cause that's the
nature of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up the male persona

♪ That's the nature
of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up my status quota

♪ Now the nature of the beast

♪ Wants to give
love and affection ♪

♪ Oh, the nature of the beast

♪ Doesn't wanna end up alone

♪ That's the nature
of the beast ♪

♪ Keepin' up the male persona

♪ The nature of the beast

♪ Keepin' up my status quota

♪ Now the nature of the beast

♪ Wants to give
love and affection ♪

♪ Oh, the nature of the beast

♪ Doesn't wanna end up alone

♪ No, no, no

- Ya know, it's one thing
for him to beat us up

but it's another
thing for him to break

up the whole damn Pack!

- Yeah!
- [indistinct].

Shouldn't have done it man.

- Why'd he do it?

- He dumped us like
yesterday's garbage.

- Yeah, well,
yesterday's garbage

could still kick up a stink.

- That's right.
- Yeah.

- Right on.

[man groaning]

- You're right, he
doesn't care about us.

- Yeah, and the garbageman

ain't gonna stop
here anymore either.

- You're drinkin'
your bathwater.

- Yeah, any garbageman tries
to get his slimy hands on me

is gonna get his
frickin' teeth kicked.

- [Group] Yeah.

- And that garbageman's-
- You're right.

- Name just happens to be-

- [Duke And Spyder] Frankie.

- Yeah.
- I'm gonna snuff him

with my own personal-
- Yeah.

- Compacter.
[group yelling]

And that garbageman
named Frankie

just happens to be the-

- [Duke And Spyder]
Real Frankie!

- We'll bludgeoned him man!
- Yeah.

[group yelling]

- Nobody!
- Hey man!

- Nobody!
- Ya gotta come see this,

there's this phone booth

and Dee Dee and that
creep just went into

and they just disappeared.

- What do intend to do
during your lifetime?

- Well, I was thinking
about becoming a nun,

or a bomber pilot, or maybe
even going into politics.

But ever since I met you I
haven't thought of anything

except becoming a
member of your band.

[light electronic music]

- I've been thinking
about that too.

Would you like to
come to my planet?

- Your planet, yeah, we
could get a book deal,

paperback rights, miniseries,
toys, t-shirts, posters,

the whole works.
- Wait a minute.

How do you feel about me?

Do you love me?

- I think so.

- Whew, I'm glad to hear that.

You'll like our planet.

Of course you'll have
to get a emolectomy.

- A what?

- An emolectomy, it's
just a minor operation

to take away emotion.

Everyone on the planet has one.

It greatly simplifies existence,

especially around
income tax time.

- [Dee Dee] But what about love?

- There is no love on
our planet nor hatred.

- You're kidding.

- No, the operation
takes it away.

Of course after
this relationship

I'll have to go
in for a recharge.

- But with all the emotion gone

how can we have you know,

sex.

- Ah, that.

- Yeah.

- Don't worry on our planet we
have sex almost every night,

almost Monday, almost Tuesday.

- Maybe I don't have to one
if we're going just to visit.

- It wouldn't be
just for a visit.

- No.

- No.

- You mean I'll never
see Speelburgh again,

Heidi High, Frankie?

- That's correct.

- All of my friends
are in Speelburgh,

I really couldn't
leave for good,

not even for stardom with you.

I'd be making a
terrible mistake.

See ya later.

- Wait!

[door whooshing]

[arm whooshing]

- Wrench.

The 12.3/4 open end.

I see you never took auto shop.

- No.

- It's okay.

- Dee Dee.

[Breather wheezing]

Dee Dee, is that your
asthma acting up again?

[suspenseful music]

Whoa!

Hey, hey stay back!

What are you doing, huh?

Hey, hey, man, you
better watch out!

I got a lot of people
backing me up man.

Hey, hey!

- This is a bunch of shit.

I don't see no Frankie

and you can't disappear
in no damn phone booth,

ya hear me?

[screaming]

- I told ya something weird

was going on with
that phone booth.

Dino just disappeared.

- There's something
really wrong here.

- Wait a minute, I thought
you said one of those creeps

was with Dee Dee when
they disappeared.

- Right.

- I don't think those
creeps are from our world.

- Yeah, I kinda thought
they were from Cleveland.

- I mean another
planet bonehead!

This could be some
kind of invasion.

- Yeah, well what are
we gonna do about it?

- I tell ya what we're
gonna do about it,

we're gonna stop 'em.

- Right.

How?

- Frankie!

[Frankie groaning]

Frankie!

- Dee Dee, get back!

Hey, hose head, are
you goin' AC or DC,

or do you like going
with both, huh?

- Frankie, look out!

- I said stay back!

Hey, who unglued your
chassis, huh man?

[electricity buzzing]

- Bummer.

- Frankie.

- Hey, Dee Dee,
look out behind you!

It won't budge!

Come on!

- Frankie!

Come here!

Oh my God!

- [Frankie] Get back!

[Dee Dee screaming]

- Gnarly.

- You want me to give
it the first pull.

No, I really can't.

- For me.

- I'm really flattered.

But just this time.

Here it goes.

[chainsaw buzzing]

[suspenseful music]

[Dee Dee screaming]

[chainsaw buzzing]

Well, give it a try.

[electronic music]

It's Dee Dee and
Frankie, help 'em!

[chainsaw buzzing]

You were terrific.

You wanna go take a little walk?

- You bet.

[lighthearted music]

- Do you know that guy?

- No.

Frankie, I love you.

You're so down to earth.

- Here, put this on.

We finally found an equalizer.

Pretty snazzy, eh?

- [Deputy] Sheriff, I don't
know to drive this thing.

- [Sheriff] You're doing fine.

- [Deputy] What is that?

- [Sheriff] A bazooka.

- [Deputy] Hey you two
get out of the way!

[men screaming]

- [1939] Oh no, a quadruped.

Look, I know what
you're thinking.

You leave me no choice.

I'm not what you think I am.

Look it's nothing
personal, I'm on a mission.

It's a long story.

[1359 beeping]

- F-Gee.

All personnel return to ship.

- Yes, sir.

We must return to
the ship immediately.

[light electronic music]

♪ Sad day, she
stays openhearted ♪

♪ She plays, she
stays openhearted ♪

[door whooshing]

♪ Sleep on stranger
in your arms ♪

♪ Unfolding night have no fear

♪ From me tonight

- Hi, there.

- He just might
be very dangerous.

- We just might have
to disassemble him.

- No, send him back
where he belongs.

- And there's something else
that's gonna change too.

- Oh, yeah.

- Yep.

- [Dee Dee] What's that?

- Well, from now on I'm
not a single act anymore.

- You're not?
- Nope,

gonna be nothin' but duets.

Frankie and,

Dee Dee and Frankie.

- Oh, Frankie, I am so happy.

- Wait a minute.

- Oh, Frankie.
- Ya hear that?

- [Dee Dee] I'm so happy.

What about The Pack?

- Sounds like Frankie.

- Whaddaya say we go
pay him a little visit.

[group laughing]

- No, Speelburgh could use
a little alien persuasion.

[upbeat electronic music]

- Gee kids, why
don't see if we can

go find Frankie and Dee Dee

and see if they wanna go
bird watching or something.

- That's very good.

♪ Time goes by so fast

♪ You've got to have a dream

♪ To just hold on

♪ All my dreams of love began

♪ With the reality of

♪ You and I believe

♪ That all our dreams
will last forever ♪

♪ And when the rain
begins to fall ♪

♪ You'll ride my
rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ And I will catch
you if you fall ♪

♪ You'll never have
to ask me why ♪

♪ And when the rain
begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine
in your life ♪

♪ You know that we
can have it all ♪

♪ And everything
will be all right ♪

- Come on, let's get wet

♪ Though the sun may hide

♪ We still can see

♪ The light that
shines for you and me ♪

♪ We'll be together
all that we can be ♪

♪ And when the rain
begins to fall ♪

♪ You'll ride my
rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ And I will catch
you if you fall ♪

♪ You'll never have
to ask me why ♪

♪ And when the rain
begins to fall ♪

♪ I'll be the sunshine
in your life ♪

♪ You know that we
can have it all ♪

♪ And everything
will be all right ♪

♪ And when the rain
begins to fall ♪

♪ You'll ride my
rainbow in the sky ♪

♪ And I will catch
you if you fall ♪

- Stovitz, you drive.

- What?

♪ Begins to fall

♪ I'll be the sunshine
in your life ♪

♪ You know that we
can have it all ♪

♪ And everything
will be all right ♪

[guitar roaring]

♪ Let's dance tonight

♪ Let's party tonight

♪ Let's dance, dance, dance

♪ I can feel the blood rushin'
right up into my head ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh,
whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Just like the mercury
risin' right up into the red ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh,
whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ So if you can't stand the
heat, get away from the fire ♪

♪ 'Cause the beat's
gettin' ready to pump ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna
roll the hot rock ♪

♪ Keep on burnin' it up

♪ Doesn't mean, she doesn't
mean a thing to me ♪

♪ She caught me by surprise

♪ When the moon was
shining in her eyes ♪

♪ So baby, save
the third degree ♪

♪ She doesn't mean
a thing to me ♪

♪ Only an overnight fling

♪ She doesn't mean anything

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ She's my lovin' baby

♪ You know she drives me wild

♪ Mamas, papas, sisters,
brothers, uncles, crazy child ♪

♪ Whoo

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ You just don't
treat me right ♪

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Justine, Justine

♪ Just don't treat me right

♪ You like to ball
in the morning ♪

♪ And stay out late at night

♪ So I'm back

♪ I'm back on the street

♪ Yes, I'm back to
find somebody new ♪

♪ Now I'm back

♪ I'm back on the street

♪ Yes, I'm back
and I'm over you ♪

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ We used to sit
around at night ♪

♪ Watching old
time movie shows ♪

♪ Philosophize and analyze
what we didn't know ♪

♪ No, no

♪ You didn't know

♪ We didn't know

♪ We didn't know,
we didn't know ♪

♪ What did you think,
what did you think ♪

♪ We didn't think at all

♪ We had the world in
the palm of our hand ♪

♪ Then we turned
and dropped it ♪

♪ They tore it apart,
then we up and ran ♪

♪ 'Cause we knew we
couldn't stop it, oh no ♪

♪ Where will we all be

♪ In the 21st century

[electronic music]
[vocalizing]

- [Narrator] They are coming,

traveling through
time and space.

Their leader is Absid.

Their mission is for science.

Their only vice,

♪ We used to sit
around at night ♪

♪ Watching old
time movie shows ♪

is music.

♪ You didn't know

♪ We didn't know

♪ We didn't know,
we didn't know ♪

♪ What did ya think,
what did ya think ♪

♪ We didn't think at all

"Voyage

[guitar crashing]

of the Rock Aliens".

♪ Justine

Their destination is
the home of Dee Dee,

the hottest ticket in town.

Her boyfriend Frankie, the
hottest temper in town.

And his band The Pack,
who are always cookin'.

But things are
about to get hotter.

- [Group] Yes.

- [Narrator] All it
took was just one look

and Dee Dee short
circuited his fuse box.

[head booms]

♪ Stay out late at

- Some guys will do
anything to impress a girl.

- [Narrator] Now Dee
Dee's got her chance.

- Who else is in your band?

- Why don't ya sing with us?

- This guys is
gonna be dog meat.

- [Narrator] But The
Pack want his head.

- Where's Stovitz?

- Sorry guys, I guess
I made a wrong turn.

♪ Let's dance

- [Narrator] "Voyage
of the Rock Aliens".

It's magical.

♪ The blood rushin'
right up into my ♪

Maniacal.

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

- Could you wait?

- Sure.

- [Narrator] It's got tunes.

- [Diane] I see you
never took auto shop.

- No.

- [Narrator] And tuneups.

♪ We're gonna pump it

- It's okay.

- [Narrator] It's
full of surprises.

- [1939] Watch it.

- [Narrator] And the
beat never stops.

♪ Dance

Pia Zadora,

Tom Nolan,

Craig Sheffer,

Ruth Gordon,

and a special appearance
by Jermaine Jackson.

So keep your eyes and ears open.

- Frankie!

- Then who's that?

- [Narrator] Your
town might be next.

♪ Sunshine in your life

♪ You know that we
can have it all ♪

"Voyage of the Rock Aliens"

♪ Will be all right