Videophilia (and Other Viral Syndromes) (2015) - full transcript

Produced with the financial support
of the Hubert Bals Fund

of the International Film Festival Rotterdam.

But, shit, man...

That chick Luz
I told you about.

-Damn
-Porn?

Nah, man! I stopped watching that a long time ago, man.

-You? Stopped watching porn?
-Come on, man.

There are webcams now. So much good
stuff out there, and girls up for it.

You gonna tell me you've found some real stuff?

I'm talking about something real right now,
right before everything goes to hell

and you're disrespecting me again.



-Ok, ok. What's it about?
-Fuck, she showed me her titties and I swear: holy shit.

It's tits on the Internet, man.

Quit fucking around. What are you gonna think of during
the last minute before all this disintegrates?

Hi
Wanna play?

Show your tits
Before: a riddle.

-Are you recording, man?
-Yeah.

Ok. This is important, alright?

Don't stop recording.

Or feed me that bullshit
that it's out of battery.

Recording.

This is what we're out of.

Hey, dude, you owe me
some money.

Yeah, cover up.
We'll get it together in the morning.

Thanks.



Just to know
You want more?

- It's hard
- You like me?

Shit, man. I'm freezing but I swear I'm...

... totally prepared for this moment.

Don't you feel the same?
Don't you feel like... I don't know

... like you're starting to feel something.

You think?

Of course, man. Fuck. It's that...

I don't know.
It's much more cosmic, you get it?

Something stronger. It's big.

I feel it's making me one with everything, man.

I don't know. I'm part of you, I think.
Don't you feel something like that?

I don't know, man.
- It's here. It's constantly here.

It's the end.

It's the ending of the end.
- What's gonna happen?

Fuck, I don't know.
But something's gonna happen.

-Like what?
-Feel it, man, if you're like this all the time

According to the Internet,
the end of the world was at midnight.

Internet's got nothing to do with this.
This isn't some media shit.

We're talking about something way bigger.
Bigger than the Internet, man!

You just wait.

Don't be like these idiots in their houses
thinking about... I dunno. Bullshit.

We're different.
We're making fucking history.

Are you staying or not?

Goddamn it.

Fuck, man, are you gonna make me
sit on your legs so you won't leave?

Where are the martians?

-Why are you making fun, man?
-The Aztecs and reptilians

-For starters, it's not the Aztecs, it's the Maya.
-Ok.

And besides, this isn't going to
happen again just like that.

You think you're gonna see a
meteor or something? No, man.

This is the end.

... and every ending has a new beginning.

Don't you want to see that?
Don't you want to see what happens?

Yeah, I'd love to, man. But no.

We're not dying.

It's this attitude, man.

Quit fucking around...

... and let's go get some drinks.

You don't even need to move.

I'll get some drinks and we can stay here.
What do you say?

I don't know, dude.

Goddamn it, Luis!

If you leave here its ruined.

No, bro.

Well at least lend me your camera.

Shoot whatever you want.

Hey but you have to stay here, man.

Good morning.

Fortunately the world has not ended.
We are still here.

As they said from the beginning,
it was all just a story.

A bad reading of the Mayan calendar.

However, the calendar does mark a new era.

An era in which we all need to be more spiritual.

Videophilia!

Luis, dude.

What do you want, man?

I had a great idea.
I told you.

I told you this was gonna happen.

Go sleep with your grandma, man.

Why do I even let you stay here?

You've got to hear me out!

Dude, in some other reality
we are the Sheiks of porn.

We have our own tribe in the jungle
at our own disposal.

We make it big, man.

You don't even know.

Where?

-We have to do this.
-In the jungle?

Yeah, man. The jungle in Iquitos.

With all the sweet-ass jungle ladies.

Damn.

Dude, we can have a fuck load
of children with them.

... and just do whatever we want.

We'll never have to work again.

I told you, you son of a bitch!

It's a new era.

-It'll be better for all of us.
-Is it day yet?

-It's true, man!
-Goddamn it

-Shit I think I need to throw up
-Hey, uh...

DO WE LIVE IN A COMPUTER SIMULATION?

What color was your puke this time?

Turn on the computers.

your photo sucks so much!

- hey what's up

- just woke up
- wow

- me too, got a hangover

one sec, gotta work
- so lame

I heard you, man. There you are.

Fuck man. I feel like shit.

How's the hangover?

Shitty.

I'm gonna find you right now.

Shit, I don't have any ammo left.

-Are you naked?
-Fucked up, man.

Just play and wait until I find you.

Fuuuuck!

No, no, no, no, fuck, no! Shit

Fuck, man. I swear I feel a pain
in my heart every time I die.

I just beat your ass, man.

What's up?

-What's up? I'm bored.

nothing interesting...
- come help me with my web

- I'll smoke you up

hurry dammit

Yo', besides: your computers are shit.
I'm taking forever here.

-No, no
-Die you son of a bitch.

Hey motherfucker.

you're a douchebag for taking advantage of me
while I'm like this.

What's going on?

Do you notice something weird on the screen?

Look, check out my computer.

I think it's fucking up, man!

And what happens if you take of the patch
and your nose is backwards?

Or even worse, you have a
big black hole on your face?

Shut up, bitch.

Who knows? Have you even touched it?

It's gonna be all right.

know what I want to do next?

My eyebrows.

Both of them.

Hey, have you heard about the Ukrainian Barbie?

Let's see.

Its a girl that's had 52 surgeries to
look like Barbie. Look.

Woah, she's huge.

And those tits.

Barbie doesn't have that much tits, though, right?

Look. Here it says:

real life Barbie reveals she holds
communication with aliens through...

... the language of light.

Here she is meditating...

... next to the sea.
-She's meditating!

Hey, and what about your guy?

I don't have a guy.

What do you mean you don't?
That one you're always talking to.

He's called Junior and
I haven't even seen him in real life.

But you've seen him.

Through a webcam.

And how was it?

Well, he was jerking off when I met him.

And how was it?

It was long and thin.

And you know cameras add some weight

So really it's a one centimeter thick spaghetti.

That's awful!
- Hey, you want some more?

There's barely any left.

What are you doing these days?

Well I just finished school so
I want to do nothing as much as posible...

... although I also did a lot
of that when I was in school.

Can I ask you for a favor?

What?

Can you cover me at work?

No way.

Just for a few days!

-Sure, but no more than two days.
-Yeah. Two days.

Chiripa, my bro...
What's up?

What's up, man?

How've you been?

Good.

I haven't been here for a while
because I was out of cash but...

I have something here that
might be worth something.

Worth something for whom?

For you, man.

What I'm holding right here is worth cash.

Yeah, right.

Dude: asses. Asses right on the spot.

Listen, can I come in?

All your hotel stuff isn't half as good as this.

These are real asses.

Asses in real time.

I have a friend in a wheelchair.

We just go around and film whatever we want.

These are little girls, man.
Little girls with firm hot asses.

Lets see, lets see.
Where's the film?

-Show me.
-Why so skeptical?

This is grade-A material I'm giving you.
Look, I even put a picture on it.

Look, when you've been my client
there's always been a thing...

Dude, people want asses.

No, man. I've already told you asses are for web pages.
To upload into some virtual world.

Now you know actual pornography swings another way.

Listen. When I'm jerking off and I see a dick,
I get demoralized.

I could be right about to cum but
as soon as I see a dick it's over, man.

I don't want dicks, I want asses.

Here I'm bringing you some asses
you could jerk off to for twenty minutes straight.

No, people just watch amateur footage
because of some voyeur thing.

I don't think it's about being excited.

I don't think people get off on watching cholas.

-People laugh.
-You're not a jerkoff like me, man.

What we want is to jerk off right, we get
bored of always jerking off to the same things.

We want to find something that will
encourage us to keep on jerking off, you know?

Something to make us feel alive!

That is what I'm offering you right now.

Asses. In real time.

But this doesn't provoke, dude.
- I get turned on! I wanna watch this!

That's what I've been telling you.
- What have I done with you...

You're a businessman.
- You know what you're lacking there, bro?

Dude, in Japan this thing is hot!

You should contact someone in school.
Someone there who has a camera...

- They'll get the job done.
-Ok, look

They've shown me cooler stuff than yours

-I'll bring you something real.
-Ok.

With the girl I'm going out with right now.
She's really hot and also a schoolgirl.

Alright, great! That's more like it.
I've just got stuff with schoolgirls fucking.

Ok, but listen. If I do this,
I want to make a deal with you.

Yeah, yeah. Sure.

But it has to be real sex, hard,
strong and ruthless. All that.

You want that shit, huh? I'll do it.

And all that mixed with innocence.
It's that mix that...

-And she has the cutest face.
-Ok, perfect.

-Hey
-Sup

-Hey, look man.
-What's up?

Notice any difference?

Because you're wearing glasses?
You're baked.

It's really weird, man.

It's like the other way around:
instead of losing them they suddenly appeared.

I don't know, but it's like I've been telling you:
weird things are happening.

It's getting freaky.

-Cheers.
-Cheers, thanks.

-I should call Luz, right?
-Yeah.

Luz, Luz! Come.

Yeah, yeah. I'm coming!

Goddamn it!

A toast?

-I like seeing you guys. Really.
-Cheers!

-Konichiwa
-What's up.

Hey, is Rosa here?

Do you know her? She's my friend.
I'm covering for her.

Why isn't she here?

She wasn't feeling good.

Ok. I got something for her.
Some trips.

We'd talked about going to the Huaca
for some time now but she doesn't answer my calls.

Does she have your number?

No, that's why I want to give it to you.

Ok, sure. I'll write it down.

Ok, it's 987 63 510.

-What's your name?
-My name's Mike.

Great. I'll tell her to call you.

Great. Where do you know her from?

From her previous life

-Hey
-Hi.

Are you the guy who called?

Yes I called, but...

I felt odd.

It's another fee for young girls, huh!

As if I were in a phony Peruvian movie.

What, you're curious or something?

Well, what do you want? Want to fuck?

Sure. Whatever.

It's actually my birthday.

Really?

Yeah, and I wanted to give myself a gift.

Something I hadn't done before.

So I'm your gift?

Well, look.

This is how you suck it, look.

With the moaning and all.

Right.

I can't do that.

-It's yummy.
-Suck it some more.

Wait.

I bit it.

As a matter of fact our
encounter changed her somewhat.

I'm even gonna help her make her web site.

Alright. Well, I hope you join us.
It'll be fun.

Ok.

-Are you gonna order?
-It's all right.

-Bye.
-Goodbye.

-What's that, man?
-See?

Holy shit, man.

Fuck, just when I thought I'd seen everything...

-Always something new.
-You surprise me.

Where do you find this shit?

You're something, man. I bet you didn't sleep
because you were too busy jerking off.

Not yet. It's clean.
Totally clean.

This is gonna be a success.
- Good dough

-I think we should make a hundred
copies right off the bat.

Wait, hold on. I got a message.

Shit man, look

The one I told you about.

Holy shit, holy shit!

LIBERTY HOSTEL 5 pm.

Hey man, I gotta go.

I told you, man.

Fuck yeah! Finally!

Listen: you make the copies...

... and we'll meet up at night.

-You stay here with your little monster
while I go get some. I'm gone!

So what happened to that guy?

Well, the first time we were
supposed to meet up at the LIBERTY HOSTEL.

I sent him a picture on Facebook.

I drew a huge cock on my leg
so he would get horny.

LIBERTY HOSTEL

-I ended up screwing it up. I pussied out.
-What?

-I didn't show up.
-You suck, girl!

You just stood him up?
Didn't he get upset?

What was he gonna say?
We haven't even seen each other in real life yet.

Well yeah, that's true.

So I just made up some story.
I said I had my period that day.

So we weren't even gonna
be able to do anything.

But the last time I did show up.

That time I went and decided to fuck him.

Yeah, I swear.

I've always been curious
to be with some one -

No! I don't wanna be with him but...

I guess someone older has more depth,
is more interesting...

He came with an Obama t-shirt!
Come on!

I grabbed his butt.

Hi... what's up?

So we went to this bar where
they sell drinks from the jungle.

On Petit Thouars, yes.

We drank together...

Oh, gee, how weird!

Shit, I can give you some of mine.

I wonder what's gonna happen

It's so weird to see him in person.

But he seems cool.

Yum, so good.

Does he have crowfeet?

What?

I like to sleep, to dream.
I do dream a lot.

I dream every night.

The more I wake up during
the night, the better...

Because my dreams change,
get tangled and transform themselves.

Maybe that's why I like the Internet.

It's as strange...

We were talking shit, anyway every
night we stayed up chatting until 4 am.

Suddenly to see him in person...

Last night I saw his cock on my computer
and now he's there walking towards me.

So weird.

What's up? Should we get going?

Yeah, please.

I wanna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

So yeah, we went to the drugstore.

Well, WE didn't go. I went.

Because this dude... he's nuts.

We went to some motel with the condom
I bought, but we couldn't pay for it.

We had 12 bucks between the two of us!

No fuckin' way!
That's enough for a cave.

Nothing, so that's that.

So, maybe we should leave it for another day.

Now? No, got nothing to do...
But I think we're done for today, no?

I'm gonna fuck him anyway. What the hell.

I'd rather fuck him than any other asshole
from my school who doesn't know anything at all.

That's what people go to college for.
To meet new people.

But with your "fuck the system",
"I don't give a shit" pose, you can go fuck yourself.

You slacker!

That's it!

Maybe.

Hey, did I tell you my sister came home?

Yeah? Which one? The one in Mexico?

-Well, not anymore. Now she's home.
-She's here.

She came back out of nowhere, after two years.
I found her sleeping on the couch.

If you want I can change it.

She's acting weird. I think she has something
to do with Laura Bozzo's dissapearance.

Your sister's quite a terrorist.

-No, but really.
-Really?

Yeah. Her group was way into political stuff.

What was that?

Looks like someone's getting fucked.

What do you need? Sneakers, jackets?

A backpack?

Well, don't worry,
all the same I'll bring you a little present

Are you sure you're alright?

Yeah. I'm serious, yes.

And now, really
sad news for animal lovers.

35 dead cats were found
in Kennedy Park.

And in other bad news,
a 26-year-old man stabbed his maid.

We have Jonathan Castro
via microwire.

How does it feel to have killed
your second mother?

He's looking at you!

Why did you do it?
Tell us!

The illusory walls will crumble and we will
relish never before experienced liberty

liberty to explore anything we have ever
dreamed possible, in all directions.

The sky is not the limit.

The obscure agenda, in all its most fundamental
philosophy, reduces itself to two points:

One: To end with true spirituality and
impose religion, as is already being done.

Two: End with self-determination of the
peoples, which is to say...

It's so hot in your house.

It's hot as shit.

This is nothing compared to my other room.

Where did you live?

Next to the looney bin,
Larco Herrera, on Inclan.

A pair of crazy ladies lived
next door. Holy shit.

Gee!

I would come back at
one or two in the morning...

and one of those old ladies would be standing
at the far end of the landing in the twilight,

under the threshold of her bedroom doorway.

"Young man, have you seen
a diaper with a maxi pad?"

-That shit's gross!
-Awful.

-And had you seen it?
-No!

Did you find it?

It's done. You want it?

Fuck yes.

Well, let's get a look at the trip.

I have to treat it very carefully.

Then we'll go to the huaca
and have our ceremony.

Woah, what are they?

Penguins.

Let's see, let me see!

No, you might freak out.

Your body absorbs all the Lysergic acid.

Really fast, too.

People have stuck it to their bodies to
traffic it and have freaked out afterwards.

Some have died.

Its very volatile stuff, lysergic acid is.

How long will it take to take effect on me?

Half an hour.

After three hours we'll reach the peak.

It's summit.

And after about four hours
you'll be coming down.

Look, I'll take a whole one...

and you'll take half a penguin each.

-Half?
-Yeah, half.

Otherwise you might freak out
and have a horror trip.

Like what?

Communism and capitalism have fundamentally
the same visage to them

any Human race is the same.

They are only interested in taking
advantage of any conflict,

created or instigated by them and
to manipulate and control the human race.

On your tongue and towards the back.

Suck it like candy.

Now, if you want to feel the taste...

Can I chew it?

No. Just suck it.

Check this out!

I wrote a conversation between
the two crazy ladies on this paper.

My two landladies, the witches,
Vicky and Maruja.

Vicky goes in her bedroom
at eight in the morning.

Lay here, take off your underwear.

I'm not your chola. I've had it with you.

I've had it!

You'll be taken away somewhere.

I'm just telling you now so you'll
know now, you'll know.

I don't want disgusting people in my house!

Get the fuck out of my way!
I need to take a bath!

Goddamn it, come here. Turn around.

You're a goddamn piece of shit, you cunt!

Get the fuck off me!

Piss on the floor, you smell like shit.

You love shit don't you?

You like it. Don't fucking touch me!

Fucking sit!

Fucking move!

Sit!

Can't you shit quicker? Goddamn it!

You're used to living like a pig!

Do it faster you piece of shit!

Ok, stand!

Stand quickly!

Hold, stand! Ok, quick!

Get out! Quickly!

Hold on you dirty fucking piece of shit!

By here they've already reached
the other side of my door.

Fucking walk! Let's go!
You think I'm your chola?

Goddamn it. Get down! Quick!

They're going down the stairs.

I've had it with this pest of yours.

Fucking go down down, goddamn it!

You eat so fucking well.

It was like that every day,
every morning.

And what would she say?

Who?

The one that was being yelled at.

She has the German.

She has Alzheimer's.

Alzheimer's, right. She can hardly even stand.

She can't hold her shit in.

She didn't answer back?

No.

Passion for high tech...

... makes them dream of
a world controlled by artifacts...

... and superior on
air, earth, and sea...

... without rivals or revolutions,
except the ones created by Them...

... as part of their plans.

And this, ladies, is the huaca.

Woah.

But what are the huacas, really?

Like some kind of ruins?

-Yeah.
-They're all around Lima.

They are ceremonial places.

This was the centerpiece of about
15 others, I think.

The center is where they held sacrifices.

How come you know so much about it?

Well, the guard over there is a friend of mine.

-He's gonna let us in.
-Great.

How long has it been?
Is it kicking in yet?

It's been about half an hour.
Give it 15 minutes more.

What if it makes me freak out, Rosa?

-Why would it?
-Because of what we saw in the morning.

The murder.

Forget about it.

Today we were hanging out by the boardwalk...

and some lady got killed.

And the murderer looked at me.

Yeah, right.

He kept staring at me!

Well, she says he looked at her.

Hey, you saw him looking at me.

Yeah, yeah.

I'll forget about it.

If you have a bad trip what you need to do
is shut off your inner monologue.

Stop talking to yourself.

Shut out every single thought.

Just feel.

Just feel. Don't talk to yourself.

That's nice.

It's hard to pull off, but it's the only thing you can do.

Cool.

It feels like we're somewhere completely different.

Some strange energy.

We're in the year 900.

-You're about to be sacrificed.
-Has it hit you guys yet?

I'm good.

I hope it hits me.

Look... by the time we're up there.

it'll hit you.

Should I run up?

If you want.

Better yet.

No.

And that's where they've buried a lot of people.

What else?

Here, here, here.

Is it like a cemetery?

It's a cemetery and it's also a-

We can see San Lorenzo island from here.

That's San Lorenzo.

Cool.

Hey, it still hasn't hit me.

What if it never hits me?

What if I'm inmune?

Has that ever happened?
Someone who's unaffected.

No. It'll hit you any second now.

Wait, wait, wait.

That's where the graves are. Let's go.

There are some bones to be seen over there,

the ground is treacherous,
because you can't...

TV has a manipulative power.

The power of the image permits
that all messages...

... connect directly to
the subconscious.

They modify the perception of reality
via audiovisual elements.

What are you gonna do?

Offer something to Pachamama.

Holy Pachamama!!!

Hey, it's taking it away.

Holy shit.

It moved!

This is really bad.

How did it happen?

Has it hit you?

Has it hit you?
It hasn't hit me yet.

This is an awful sign.

Has it hit you, Mike?

I'm out of my mind already.

That's why I don't like this at all. At all.

Whats more, its gonna fly
away any second now!

What? What does it mean?

The land of the dead is shaking, can't you see?

No, no!

Shut up, man.

This is a terrible sign. Very bad sign.

Damn.

That's heavy shit.

And you said it wouldn't hit you.

It's done now.

How are you guys doing?

It's a good sign. Excellent.

-I'm still good.
-I'm good.

It all came out in one pull.

-You've thrown it all up.
-Yeah.

If you throw up on top of the graves, though...

What are you talking about?

The code is:
C-R-H-Z-L-J.

I'm here, I'm here.

I was talking to Bird and...

Dad said he would
also be in charge of protection.

Tell them about protection
because some are not well informed

Yeah, that's clear now.

We shouldn't be so paranoid.
We're good.

you're carrying pesticide then,
and vitamins,

M takes the vitamins,
I'm taking the pesticide.

If you can stop by and...

We will fumigate rats.

Sit down.

So, I don't know...

if you like something

I can take it?

No, you can't take anything, but you can

Why do you have so many tabloids?

Because of the nudes?

No, no, I'm not doing it because of the nudes.

Oh yeah? Then why do you have
a naked girl taped to your PC?

No, that's something different.

Not to confuse this part from this other part.

This part is like this.

Where I keep the important stuff.

I keep everything that is...

the source.

Which basically is the...

code to decode

Everything.

I mean, all of it.

Oh, your prophecies.

They are like...

encrypted messages.

You know?

Let's call it like that.

I'm just trying to search.

And through the newspaper I can do it.

I'm gonna show you later in detail how I do it.

I get a newspaper like this one

...and then the magic happens.

Yeah.

Is there anything you
want to know about anything?

Oh, you can ask questions and all?

Sure, sure.

Let's do it.

Have you got any?

That's even better, right? To be more inspired.

-You've got?
-Sure.

Awesome.

And what's that?

Believe it or not, I made it.

I believe you.

You definitely made it with your grandma's stuff.

Well, but I've got Internet, which is the important thing anyway.

Hey, and you always meet girls online?

-And you bring them here?
-Damn.. the normal amount.

No, no no, I don't bring them here.

Who has been the youngest?

You, I guess.

Hooray!

Well, anyway.

Don't think that I'm always doing this.

I've done it like twice.

But it's all right, you're special.

This is it.

Have you seen the coca rituals?

When they use it to try to see beyond?

I've heard about it, but no...

Ok, look.

You have to blow it when
I put this in front of you.

Go.

So little?

Just go.

Don't be afraid.

You have to blow stronger!

HAS MY INTIMACY EVER EXISTED?

That's it.

Why did that show up?

It's the answer you're not willing to see.

This seems like a little too specific.

Hey, no, no. Chill out. Wait a little.

If something else comes up I'll believe you.

Something, I don't know, more important.

What if instead we just keep on
drinking and smoking and...

-More rum?
-...I don't know, get a little more comfortable.

Want me to bring it over?

Yeah, bring the rum over.

Everything alright?

Good, good.

Well, give it a sip.

So good you're here.

I missed you.

But we don't know each other yet.

Yeah. I know we don't
know each other yet.

There's some things you still don't know about me.

There's some things you still don't know about me.

Hey.

I think I've seen you put on those glasses before.

These? Nah, I've never worn them before.

This is the first time.

I think I've been in your room.

I'm having one of those deja vu moments.

Oh, when you think you've lived
something before and then it happens again?

Yeah, and the feeling is still going on.

But it doesn't matter.

The thing is, listen to me, I wanted
to tell you why I'm wearing these glasses.

Why?

Remember once we were chatting...

and I told you about my fantasy?

That I wanted to film myself doing it with you?

Yeah?

Ok, so these glasses are a camera.

Yeah, right.

No, really. It's a gadget. Totally.

It can even record audio.

Your moaning will sound divine.

-Oh really?
-Yeah.

Ok, so what do you want to do right now?

Now we're going to play.
I'll be the director.

And you'll be my porn actress. You in?

It'll be a total success.

Let's start with foreplay.

Maybe you can move a little bit.

Sexy, you know.

-I don't know. I'm not sure.
-We have to do this right.

We have to do this right. Don't you think?

Don't be shy.

People like you.

The camera likes you.

The camera is in love with you.

Maybe start taking off your clothes.

Take of your shirt.

Very good, very good.

Just like that. This is perfect.

It's gonna be a total success.

You're so cute.

So young and tender.

I think...

you could take this too.

Very good, just like that.

Great, yeah. A little more.

That's it. Perfect. You know all the moves.

Can you touch yourself?
Play with them?

Shit, what do we have here? Wow.

Suddenly, an unexpected turn.

We've got Rudolph and the gang.

Or whatever that deer's name is.

This is so cute. You're a little girl.

How old are you?

You know.

I do.

We better leave it there.

This is really perfect.

Very good.

Now, turn around.

Ok, but you too, right?

Me too, you say?

Tell me something dirty.

Come on. Say something.

I want to hear you.

The camera wants to hear you.

Everyone wants to hear you.

The whole world is watching this.

Wow. You've got so many bruises too.

This gives me some many ideas.

Ideas for what?

Ok, I'm gonna stop here. Is that ok?

Hey, these glasses do have a USB port.

Of course. It's a sophisticated piece of equipment.

It's what the pros use.

So you did tape something.

And very well.

Young man, your grandmother is
waiting to have supper with you.

Fuck! Who is this girl fucking?

This bitch is so hot. She's fucked.

How come I didn't cum right there? Fuck.

Ok!

Yo it's so easy to shoot a porno.

Dude.

Junior, how have you been?

I brought you the promised land!

So this is your famous debut in the
art of filmed videophilic, syphilitic loving.

I'm an artist delivering his work, man.

Put it on, put it on!

So you say you're fucking with your girlfriend here?

How long have you been doing it?
I thought you were nothing but a jerk-off.

I thought I'd made you a sicko forever,
that you would never get your hands on a girl.

When I promise something, I come through with it.

That's the thing.

What kind of drug did you use to bait her, fucker?

Let's put this on.

Nothing out of the ordinary, really.

That's the thing.

But look at it. This is really gonna take you
to a great spot in the niche market.

I mean, don't give it to anybody else is all I'm saying.

Thing is, most girls in Peruvian porn are butt ugly.

Let's see if yours gives us a surprise.

This chick is really hot.

She's a shaven little girl.

Very tight.

That's all you need to know.

VIDEOFILIA
presents

Videophilia...

What? Hey, hold on.

I think your machine is fucked.

No, no. I was watching a video a minute ago.

But I tried it on my computer and it wasn't this pixelated.

No, bro.

You have the master and you made a bad copy.

No, no way I made it like this.

I saw it already...

and even jerked off to it and it wasn't like this.

You made a bad copy, man.

Look, it's all pixelated.

It's probably an old DVD or some shit like that.

Now look.

Godammit.

Fuck.

Ok, well. We'll do this:

I'll go to my house and fix it, alright?

The girl looks hot, yeah.

Look at this shit.
Don't you wanna put your finger in it?

Ok, so this is what we'll do.

This shit is pixelated.

I don't know what happened.

But I'm gonna fix it, ok?

I want to see the original copy because
this is really interesting, all fucked up.

-Ok.
-But we need the real thing so we can sell it.

Look, I'll tell you what.

Have you realized it's all changing?

Everything. Reality.

I swear I haven't been feeling like
I'm part of reality anymore.

Everything is changing, dude.

There isn't a reality or a virtual reality anymore, bro.

Everything's been mixed up in this world.

Reality is like this screen.

All pixelated and fragmented.

You'll never find a pattern to it.

But you just gotta roll with it.

Enjoy it however you can.

Fuck, I see it...

Don't try to make sense of it...

but do try to make this video make sense.

Give me another copy
and we can do business.

One of the few concrete things in life.

Ok, great.

Because, this is a jewel we have here.

This chick is super hot.

Look at this little girl, man.

So tight. Look at her.

-Don't bother me.
-Wow, little kitty.

I never thought I'd see you like this.

Not even in my fantasies.

Ok, hey. They'll notice.

Meow... you bring out the best in me.

Shut up.

What, don't wanna mess around right now?

No.

-No?
-No.

What time do you get off?

Six.

Six?

Yeah. Hey, I called you because...

I want us to make a video.

We always make videos.

You know I'm ok with it.

One of those videos with a lot of blood...

and where they pretend to kill people.

Well, they don't pretend,

they actually kill them.

You want me to kill you?

Yeah.

But not for real!

How? Should I choke you?

Beat you?

-A hacksaw?
-We'll figure that out.

I called so you can think about it in the meantime.

Does that turn you on?

Yeah.

That's what I like about you.

You're a little sicko.

Ok. I'll do anything you want.

Easy. Can you blow me a little kiss?

When will we see each other?
Don't you miss me?

Hey, they're calling me.
Think about it, ok?

Ok.

I didn't see you at sunrise...

I didn't see your place in me...

I left you the best of me...

I only could... -Let's go Jorge!- against this...

You didn't see a place in me...

The madness was....

...to love you with frenzy!

And now I'm here without you...

I got used to being next to you...

I can't stand this loneliness...

...that you left behind without telling me...

You pledge me so much love...

... and I believed all of it was real ...

It wasn't a nightmare, it was reality...

My sweetheart, but we had to love...

Suffer, my homie, suffer!

Now what's left is a mess....

I feel some emptiness deep inside me...

I know it is the pain of knowing...

... that our thing is over.

And now I'm here without you...

I got used to being next to you...

...I cant stand this loneliness

...that you left behind without telling me...

You pledge me so much love

...and I believed all of it was real...

It wasn't a nightmare, it was reality...

My sweetheart, but we had to love!

Uh, shit.

This place! How did you find it?

Everything is ready.

-Everything is ready?
-Look.

Holy shit. Are you going to war or what?

You have to pierce here.

Touch.

Shit, you've thought of everything.

So this is where I do it.

Yeah.

-Plah! With fury!
-Yes, with fury.

-Ok.
-When I'm dead...

When I'm dead, fuck me.

Really?

Ok, so in this part you have
to act like a son of a bitch.

Alright?

Yell at me, hit me.

You're taping, right?

You don't tell me what to do.

I tell you. Got it?

You got it or not? Huh!?

Yes.

Fucking bitch.

Come over here. Get over here!

Don't make me do things I don't want to do.

I want all of Peru to watch this but
I want your face to stay as cute as it is.

Don't make me bruise it up.

Ok?

-No, no!
-No what?

When it moves its taking away the bad vibes.

All the fear inside you, it takes it out.

Let's see. Blessed Father, let's see.

Holy Father, all powerful, clean it up,
cure it, all the negative vibes...

...all the fear, all the worries.

Clean up all this fear, the bad vibes, that she has.

Take away all the negative vibes, Oh Holy Father.

Blow it three times. Strong!

Stronger.

Once more.

There we go.
Turn around, ok?

If not, you'll absorb.

Smell, darling.

Look, miss.

So much fear in you, miss.

So many worries.
You're very nervous.

Bad winds, bad air you have, darling.

-Thank you, ma'am.
-Ok. Thank you, miss.

Title of the video:

My girl was misbehaving and I
gave her what she deserved haha

Spy Peru

Save

Hey, the chicks I told you about are coming.
- You sure?

The one you like is coming.

Do these girls really do this kind of shit?

Don't even say that in front of them, dumb ass.

Don't look at them with your pervy face.
We have to play it cool.

Oh, so we're good boys?
- We are.

Professionals dressed up as
Oliver Atom and Vegeta.

I'm already here, man. Whatever.

In your case you're a kind of
fucked up Oliver, huh?

Post-apocalyptic.

Ok, whatever. Just relax.

They're coming any second now.

Let them show up half an hour late,
it's not that big of a deal. It's fair.

Aren't you waiting for Luz? -Yeah.
I guess we'll just keep on waiting for her, right?

There might be a pre-party
-Pre-party?

Drinking some rum.

Hey!
-Some time to show up!

Your nose turned out great!

What's wrong?
-Nothing, I was doing some stuff.

-Hi
-What's up? Everything all right?

Well let's get to the party already, ok?
There's booze over there...

Ok, let's go
-And some other stuff, I've been told

Hey, where's...?

Hey!

I don't know, in times like this
I get really wasted and just flow.

Listen, listen.

If she's coked...
We should do blow too!

Who's got blow?!

A funnel!
I need a funnel!

I'm done with your shit,
it's time to present the virgin!

Holy shit!
- Wake up Oliver, it's a dream!

Nothing happened here!

Luckily! The Grim Reaper saved me!

Hey! Wait a sec, where's my chair?

Hey, my chair, fucker!

Give him back his chair!

Hey, it smells like shit in here.

On which hole do I kiss you?

Analingis, cunnilingis...

and never will that motherfucking asshole
named Junior ever compete with me!

Dude, I swear, I feel very in love.

It's the first time I'm interested in
someone that isn't in a porno.

And that's the shit, why do we have
idealize our fantasies so much?!

Chill.
- I know

Anyone want a joint?

Dude, are you ok?

I'm still standing!

Don't worry, everything is gonna be all right,
you go faster by chair.

Hey this dude made me believe
I can get Luz back by being myself.

I don't have to be Vegeta.
- I think that's all right.

And what about this girl?
If nothing happens?

Cheers!
What's up? What's up next?

The problem is lack of resources.

Hey, where did you get those?

Wait, wait.

-Do we have to pay you something?
-Just pay me something!

Great, drugs for everyone!

Drugs for the people,
drugs for the people!

Specially for this one.
Check this out.

Could you be any hotter, motherfucker?

Hey where are the trips?

Open up the bags!!!

Take this, fucker!

We are all on something but
I don't know what it is.

Are we all in this together or not?

Where's my friend?
- There. He's crying.

Hey! Goku! Tell them that
it's all some kind of...

Cheers!

Hey Vegeta! Don't rape me!

I came here to start a revolution.

It's the revolution of diversion...
divergent, diversity...

What I told you, you you you!

That's what I told you about.

Everyone shut up, and stop moving.

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND STOP MOVING!

To know what preceded this moment
and to know what to feel.

and everyone besides me.
Then we will act.

You tell me, someone gives us the prompt.

The prompt?
- The promptus!

OK, I think at this point you're making fun of me.

She doesn't love you.

-You're not a girl, you are a woman.
-She's playing with you.

She's got you by the balls.

Motherfucker who's drinking the pisco here?!

Dude, the party is over! Everyone left already!

These people are lame! So lame!

I did it. We did it.

It's all I told you about.

This is the Change, the Age,
I was telling you about.

We did it!

Holy fuck, I dunno.
Am I living a reality or what?

What did you give me?
- What haven't I given you?

No, not you.I'm not talking to you,
I'm talking to Michel.

Michel, motherfucker!
What did you give me?

Junior, son of a bitch

Tell me! Where are you?!

Where are you?! What did you give me?

I don't know where I am.
I hear a silent voice.

Where are you? Where are you?

Where are you? Tell me what you gave me.

Shut the fuck up.
- Hey, where's Luz?

Where can we find Luz?!
Where do you have Luz?!

And now we move on to the alarming
news of a missing 16-year-old girl.

Her name is...
- Luz, man where's Luz?

Fuck. Wasn't she with you?

Dude, she took off with you. Where is she?

With me?
-Hey, I'm with her father.

Eh, sir, really
-Where is my daughter?

I wish I could remember...
- Is she with you?

No, she's not.
-Is she ok?

If she was here, really,
I'd tell her to come down right now

-Whats happened to her? Isn't she
your girlfriend? Isn't she with you?

-Yes, sir, but your daughter is kind of nuts
-Kinda nuts?

Hey but we took that thing...
- What thing? Asshole!

You weren't like this.

Or maybe you are like this.

Maybe only now I'll find
out who you really are.

Now on Now News, a very disturbing
event has just taken place.

A video of the missing girl,
Luz Fernandez, has leaked online.

In this video we can see a young man
engaging in sexual intercourse...

Luz?

Horny girl gets stabbed to death?

What the fuck?!

What the fuck is going on?!

Dude, please hide me.
- What? Here?

Where else? I have nowhere to go!

Get out of here!

I'm gonna get screwed.
Go away!

Son of a bitch. You're dead!

Sorry. I think we're...

Victor? Victor?

Mister Vegeta?
Is that you?

Cross... Cross...
Cross! CROSS!

This place beyond human
sensorial perception...

Its integrants are invisible
to human perception

... allowing them to
work behind the curtain...

... like puppeteers in a
puppet theater.

With temporary or permanent possession
and manipulation of humanity...

... they lead material life and earth governments
through unscrupulous human agents.

Due to the proximity of the third dimension
to this dimension...

Reptilian race is one the oldest
extraterrestrial races in the galaxy...

... scattered over many universes...

Experts on genetic manipulation,
they practically created Earth's humans.

A great part of our soul
is Reptilian.