Velvet Hands (1979) - full transcript

HANDS OF VELVET

Now !

When this alarm has been
activated next to the police.

Timekeeper, Maggie!
We have 60 seconds after that.

Attempt number two.

Perfect, Commissioner!
Exactly 60 seconds.

Assure a generous offer
to send her agents.

I convinced your proof, Mr.
Engineer!

I mounted my chain armored glass
jewelry in Paris, London and New York.

How happy I am, Guido!

How this whole affair cost me, Mr.
Engineer?



Mr Quiller engineer!

This is the offer, Mr. Bancroft!

It is an astronomical figure.

Exactly half the amount you
pay insurance in Geneva.

Gentlemen shareholders!

Projections Swiss insurance
companies are catastrophic.

- No dividends will be at the end.
- Because of Quiller!

Exactly! Our most powerful
branch, insurance against theft

suffer a real collapse. Caused
by the use of armored glass.

Private banks and chain jewelry
Clift, withdrew their policies.

They say it is more economical
use Quiller windows.

The armored glass is
not so effective?

It seems so.

I installed new
agencies to protect us.



Why can not we buy the patent
and divide it in half?

I have already made an attempt in this regard.
Please, counselor!

The patent of a company's stock.
70% is in the hands of Quiller.

The remaining 30% is in
the hands of his wife.

Split it is legal.

Last year on June 8, I met
in Milan with Quiller.

I made an offer above
the entire company.

20 million Swiss francs
or 10 billion lire.

I received a categorical refusal.

- Hello Beautiful !
- Hey, Leo!

I wait half an hour.

I wanted to read my horoscope.

And he says horoscope?

Like today I'm late.

- Ciao, sister!
- Ciao!

Easy job !

Damn!
What time is it ?

Hello, Otillia!
How beautiful you are, my love!

- How was it ?
- Good thank you ! But you ?

The drivers have become increasingly
more cautious. Librettos!

Antifurturi, alarms, sirens...
No longer can work.

Give them your brother's. You have to
change the numbers and names of the owners.

- I understand.
- Tell them to use simpler names.

Last time used the name Giovanni
Pascale, Dante Alighieri.

- And Carduci Jesus.
- Good !

Become the most vulgar day.

And you sexier every day.

- Hey, Grandpa!
- Hello !

- Momo!
- Yes !

- You!
- Look a little!

This time I reached perfection.

Rough, too much color and
cliche out of space.

Continue to forge passbooks.

- What are you doing, are you going?
- Is understood. I'm going to work !

Want to understand
once you're old?

Old....!
Mature!

Mature to stop.

This is not, this.....

- That is good.
- What are you doing, Grandpa?

I have a very simple job.
Make a break and come back.

- I leave dinner?
- Yes, now hurry.

- Stop drinking !
- You must get warm, it's cold outside.

But it is summer, Grandpa!

- And if you catch colds?
- All the excuses are good.

And horoscope says today
is not favorable to you.

Cut the crap...
Books, astrology.

I think at his age,
grandfather must retire.

As did Rivera.

Why do not you break?

Damn, why did hit....

Fuck you, I am dust!

- Fuck you!
- Hey, you !

- Please, break up!
- Stand up! Come with U.S !

Let's go !
Be quiet!

Stop !

Be good grandpa, is not so!

Fuck !
What kind of windows are those?

- Windows Quiller, Grandpa!
- Let's Fuck with windows!

Hello, sir engineer!
We are ready for pouring.

- Temperature fusion?
- 1430 degrees.

- Increase by 50 degrees.
- Var? 12%.

- Soda?
- 13.50.

Lead oxide to be 26 units.

And you fix spacers
rolling to 2 centimeters.

Everything is okay, sir engineer
need only additive secret.

Wonderful.
Gone !

The additive secret!

Mr Quiller engineer!

I managed to find your wife

Transfer conversation
in assembly hall.

Finally !
I've been looking all over Europe.

You know you are not
usually in Milan.

- What time is it ?
- It's nine in the morning.

God!
It has made my day.

I want to talk to you.
We meet in Cannes?

No, I come to Milan.

- I'm leaving immediately! So long, Guido!
- Ciao!

Robertino!
My boyfriend !

Wake up, my treasure!

Good morning !
What is it ?

Calling me immediately keeper
and book a ticket to Milan.

With immediate departure.

- One ticket ? I am not coming ?
- No, my dear !

You expect me good here.

Guido wants to see me immediately.

What you want from your husband?

If what I think in a few days,
I will have ten billion.

It means that we'll be rich!

I'll be rich, darling!

- Hello !
- Hello, Mrs. Quiller!

Guido?

- Hi !
- Hi !

Come in, please !

Tell me, Guido!

Why did you tell
me so important?

- You know, Petula....! I......
- You cold, dear?

- Reduce air conditioning!
- I stop?

Yes, it is too cold.

I bet that's the theme
of our meeting!

It's called Maggie!
You like ?

- It is graceful.
- Only graceful?

A small and beautiful beast.
If you do not have eyes that....

What had Maggie's eyes?

They're too close.
Symptom greed.

You should know her. It is the
most selfless girl in the world.

- To understand her you love her more.
- Very much.

So much that you can not
imagine life without it.

- You got topic!
- Want to ask me to your divorce agreement.

You took the words out of his mouth!

- Guess my answer?
- Knowing you....

- Knowing you! It is not!
- What is really do not know me!

I'm your friend, Guido.
Do I want all the best.

It means that the answer is yes?

- Of course everything has a price.
- What do you want ?

- You know what?
- Everything!

I want all actions Quiller!

Sell them by the Geneva!

10 billion could scar my wounds!

- What injuries?
- To give you up!

What will be the sad life of a single woman.
Divorced in his prime!

Switzerland know what I do?

- What I do ?
- No longer produce armored windows.

Think how many thefts will be.
How many broken windows!

Thieves break windows!
Attacks on banks!

Rob jewelry and take
whatever they want.

For you, what matters most?
Thieves or Maggie?

- What will you do ?
- How, what to do?

You must decide.

- Let me time to think!
- It's impossible.

I have to go.

- Accept or give up!
- Accept!

Good ! I will notify our
attorneys to prepare documents!

Ciao, my dear!
Do not kiss you because you're cool.

- Hello, Miss Maggie!
- Hello !

- Where is Mr. Engineer Quiller?
- As usual, doing sports.

- Thank you !
- Please !

Guido!

My boyfriend !

- I have good news !
- What ?

- My wife granted divorce me!
- How wonderful ! Divorce?

- We can marry, Guido!
- We can marry.

- He has not asked for anything in return?
- Yes, he asked for something in return.

But we do not talk about this now.
We think of our happiness.

- He asked for money?
- It's not very exact.

- What wishes?
- I want my actions from Quiller.

- All?
- Yes.

And you accepted?

I said yes !

- You do not have other assets? Money, properties?
- All I had, we invested in the factory.

It means that you will remain poor?

- Yes.
- Sarac all?

Very poor. But what does it matter?
Important is that we take it from the beginning.

It would be fantastic to take both
the beginning. It really fantastic.

I think a man should
always begin again.

I have to start again, otherwise
it is pointless. What is this ?

- Look at your face, Guido!
- Yes.

I'm a little tired ! It is understood,
after an hour of gymnastics!

It sees beard! Even if I shave
every morning, everything is seen.

But I think...

- Not a decrepit.
- You know what I liked most to you?

See it's something that you like me?
As I thought.

- We say it together?
- You go first!

- Bravo! You guessed it !
- Leaving!

My bank account!

- Do not come back?
- No, go forever!

I guess that too.

Old mirrors were better.

Bag!
You forgot your bag!

Maggie!

Wait, Maggie!

Maggie!

Mr engineer!
Moped has no brakes.

Goodbye, Miss Maggie!

Maggie!

Engineering!

You saw... ?
A colleague !

Today was working.

A purchase! But this time,
it had to be got rid of bag.

An amateur!

Maggie!

Look !
It's a little crazy.

Moped What is this?
No brakes?

What soaring!

Poor!
Pull it out, do not drown!

That was watered!

- Come on, handsome!
- Faster ! Bring him here!

Help me !
Otherwise I wet...

Slow ! Be careful !
Look at how he got!

She is dead?

No, breathe!

- What's the matter ?
- It hits bad. You do not see ?

We can not leave it.

Better not.

Undocumented, will be a problem.
Take him to our house!

Comotio cerebri!...
Aka concussion!

Accompanied by a shock derived
from a head trauma....

- He fell in the head! Absolute rest.
- Has a high fever.

Inflammation of the respiratory organs.

Name vocal chords, alias
acute laryngitis.

Sore throat!

Look !
Par two tennis balls!

You have a racket you....
A syringe.

- Yes, Doctor, I have!
- You know how to do injections?

- Yes, I'll try.
- Antibiotics!

- An injection! Every four hours.
- Good.

I will accompany the exit, Doctor!

- As you say doctor?
- 20,000.

Look here !
Give me rest!

- Something is not right ?
- You just want me to give me this?

- I tried!
- Goodbye !

Damn!
All doctors are the same.

It's half seven,
slept eight hours.

Back, lie down. You can not move.
You're very ill.

Do not worry.
You're safe.

I call Tilli!

I told you not to move.
You must not talk.

You laryngitis. You fell into a pool.
My brother and I fishing.

We said...
It is a colleague.

We can not leave it.
We have to do something for him.

I brought us home.

We are only three in the family.

My grandfather had a
small accident at work.

He was caught red-handed.

My brother Momo, nicknamed
Xerox for his abilities...

Fails to print banknotes of one hundred
thousand. It's a bit difficult.

Last me. Bags, watches, wallets.
Work on the subway.

- Was up?
- Look at him! He is Momo.

Hello !
See that hot!

You know what you need, buddy?
A false document. You photo?

I'll handle it ! A dry stamp and
signature of the superintendent.

Now I have to make an injection.
Do not do like a little boy. Come back!

Do you believe in horoscopes?

I believe, but not always.

For me said that today meet
a handsome and wealthy man.

You're not rich.

Do not be afraid. I hand
slightly due to my work...

Did you see what good are they?
You did not even scream.

Tomorrow you'll be cured. In this way,
the dialogue between us is not easy.

Do you need anything else ?

Want to sleep?

Let me read something?

Adventures of Arsenio Lupin!
You like Arsenio?

I find it fantastic.
My favorite hero.

It is the smartest
and the best of all.

To begin !

The first chapter!
Big booty, Baden-Baden!

Viscount Alessio stops...

Excuse me, Tilli!
Let me take a picture.

Is it true that your husband
disappeared 24 hours?

No information?
Contacts with the kidnappers?

It said that your husband to get a
divorce, he quit Quiller actions.

We talked about it before
disappearing, then was not heard.

It's true that you asked
magistrates to take an attitude?

- Yes it is true.
- Thus, the husband is in danger.

It's a risk we assume to be.

If Quiller dies, you
only shareholder.

Do not accept insinuations.

Let it go!
The media can not enter!

- Giovanna!
- Good morning Ms !

- Where's the commissioner?
- Is there.

I say you have established contact.
Allow! The operative center.

What are you doing ? For
half an hour cable mount!

- Have you managed to arrange communications?
- Yes, sir.

Remember, if the kidnappers
immediately thrust his calling.

What's that doing here? Pick it up!
Let it down!

Mrs morning Quiller was waiting.
And Mrs. Quiller not coming.

- How?
- Hello, Commissioner!

I do not want foreigners here.
Get out, get out!

- I'm Mrs. Quiller.
- Excuse me, Mrs.!

Commissioner Vito are!

Come on, lady!

Pick it up! Let it down!
Give me the headphones, microphone!

Here we go!

Hello!
Yes.

- It is for you, Commissioner.
- For me ?

- Yes.
- For me ?

Hello! Hello!

Can not hear.
No one speaks.

I put shampoo?
Headphones !...

Hello!
Yes Yes !

It espionage.

- You can identify the last call?
- We're doing everything possible.

The conversation should
last at least two minutes.

Very good.
Agree !

- Do you like chocolate ?
- Grandpa is crazy about her.

Poor! Who knows what they eat
for breakfast, where he is now?

It is old and full
of rheumatism.

He has heart problems.

If you stay there long, dies

How sensitive are you, darling!
Are you crying?

You excited?

Have sugar?

Hot! Excuse me!
Supercooled him immediately.

What beautiful hands you have!
Long and fine.

Wallets are made to swell.
Have you ever tried?

Stealing is something trivial.
It is for beginners.

At your age, you should
think to change the style.

I am 25 years old.
But you ?

30... 31?

35? 37?

39?

Did you know that Arsene Lupin had stolen
the crown at 17 Queen Irina Petrova?

Tell me!
Do you have a girlfriend ?

Do you have it or not ?
Have completed...

You have no girlfriend.

Have you left it or you left it?

Why ?

For money ?
You left because you're poor?

It was not true love.

When you want someone good,
money did not matter.

It was nice?

You?

You.

You...

May....

I'm prettier!

Do not say nonsense...

I did everything. Here's
a bulletin new brand.

I found a nice name for you.

Giacomo Leopardi!

- Come Tilli! I'm ready to serve.
- OK !

Stay in bed.
See you tonight !

Ciao!

Head of the line.
Departures every hour.

No thanks !
I become nervous.

Hello!

Speak clearly!
I do not understand what you say.

- Speak louder.
- Come and get your lady.

Wait a moment.
Stay on the line, please.

I think it is better to speak with Mrs.
Quiller.

Hello!

Who are you ?

Termini crap?

I do not understand. Does not say anything.
Try to speak more clearly.

Hello! Decide!
Speak louder.

You locate your phone.

For now we know that is an area
on the outskirts. Talk to him!

Make him talk, ma'am.
Keep him on the phone as much!

I'll send a car in the area.

Hello! Talk please!
If you call, you will hear!

Hello!

- Speak!
- House Quiller?

- Yeah, who is on the phone?
- My name is not important.

Mr Quiller is here
and it feels good.

To return home have
to bring money.

Sardine band!
Drag the time, Ms.

Please, continue...

Do not make illusions.

Know that I am not afraid.
Not willing to give up.

Yes !
Be brave!

I will not give any money.
They are adamant. As Guido wanted.

Are people without scruples.

Violent!
Criminals do anything.

Good !
Killed him, you killed him.

- What are you talking about?
- I've located, Commissioner.

I'm happy to get them.

Gone!

All the police cars!
Head to the Calenzago!

Argue with your mutu '!

For a sip of wine?

- Do not touch me !
- Move!

Faster !
Inside!

I caught!

He had no weapons! That has an ID.
Giacomo Leopardi.

On the computer, it is clear
that he has no history.

That's what you interrogate him.
The two of them out.

- You stay here.
- Delicventule!

Move!

Giacomo Leopardi!
Sit on the chair !

Superintendent is the signature!

It shows that it is counterfeit.
That is worth nothing.

I want to know everything about you.

I want to know where you
spent the last 24 hours.

I want to know what you do.
To know your name and surname.

What's your name ?
The mouth ! Lip?

Tooth.

Tooth your name?
Gum?

The amygdala? That either.
We start everything from the beginning.

Your name, street market?

Alley !
You're in the ring, boxing!

You're the boxer. Cassius Clay is calling you!
That either. Let's see...

That is a car.
Drive around!

You Fitipaldi, Villeneuve?
Sheppard, Lauda?

I did not understand. That's a wheel.
You're a volunteer?

Neither this!

Either way, you drive a car.
Drive around!

If you drive, you are.... Guido!
Your name Guido!

Us to the police, we do not miss anything.
I discovered your identity.

Your name Guido!
And how?

We want to know surname!

Circle! No more!
Guido....

Snake hole...
Drill snake!

Snake in flowing water?
Your name separable!

So do not succeed. At least....
What are you doing ?

I understand.
Your name pencil.

Pencil!
You Ranger!

Guido Carter!

Your name Guido Letter!
Guido sheet?

Guido Protocol.
Guido Strong!

You are a strong!

Guido Quiller!
You call Guido Quiller.

You say your name Guido Quiller.

Quiller?
To see!

Do not tell me nonsense!

We know all about Guido Quiller.
I searched the mountains and the seas.

We have his picture here.
It has oval face.

The colors are different.

Guido Quiller has eye.

Her nose...
Smile a little !

Hair is not the same.

Excuse me, Mr. Engineer Quiller!
I'm very sorry!

- I do not want to believe...
- Commissioner!

- He confessed!
- I understand. Fuck you!

- I understand !
- Please excuse me.

I love you !

I love you too !

I love you I love
you I love you !

I love you....

- Tea, sir!
- I love you !

Love loves you...... .. it's
nice to paint a room this time.

- It was painted last month.
- Further Painter once.

- Stop the machine, please!
- Yes, sir !

- Wait, Benny!
- Do you need something ?

Tonight, I want to
talk with a friend.

If you can call your
uncle, Monsignor Cuazzoni!

No, you're my friend, Benny!
Please, take a seat beside me.

- Can I do this?
- Please, of course.

Do not call me sir.
Guido tell me!

Thank you, Guido!

- I'm in love.
- The Miss Maggie?

- I was imagining.
- Maggie, that Maggie?

Not.

I fell in love with a beautiful girl.

Sweet, fragile...
It's called Tilli!

- Wonderful, lovely.
- Rich ?

- There is poor!
- But honest?

Not really, it is a thief.

- It pushed necessary.
- I understand.

But this girl meets your expectations,
Guido? He is in love with you?

Not yet.

But this girl knows who you are?
Know your financial position?

- No, she thinks I'm a pauper.
- That explains everything.

What do you want to say ?

My cousin loved a girl
living in London.

She did not want to hear it.
After winning the lottery...

Your cousin is a moron.
Answer my question !

- You want me?
- What kind of question is that?

I prefer heterosexual relationships.

What you got?

If you were Tilli, how would you have thought?

Not find me beautiful and sympathetic?

Of course, now I'm a little tired.

I had a busy day.

I did not do any gymnastics.

- Can I be honest with you, Guido?
- Please !

Please speak !

From previous experience, I can say
that women are interested in money.

What does confidences that?
Do not forget that I am your employer!

- Stop calling me Guido!
- Excuse me, sir!

- Benny!
- Sir!

Maybe you are right.

- What do advise me?
- Industrial represent your interests.

- If you make an effort? Rolls?
- Better sports car!

Carnival already started?

- Who are you ?
- I am!

- You, Who?
- Giacomo Leopardi!

Enter Leopardi!

- Where are you, Leopardi?
- I'm here !

There you?
Login!

Look at how he got it!
It is like a yogurt!

So we start? We made problems.
You did not even leave a note.

You're healed?
Are you feeling alright ?

- Yes, I feel great.
- Thank you !

- Where did you get those clothes?
- The store Aris.

However're good.
It is not easy to go to Aris!

There are clothes for you.
Pantru wear these clothes

You must be an important person.

- That's what I wanted to talk.
- I did it on purpose. Excuse me!

- I wanted to tell you...
- First to tell you something!

If you have done everything
to impress me, you wrong!

- I was wrong ?
- Yes, you have to be yourself.

Only this way we can understand.

When we met, you were a normal guy.
Little obnoxious, but simple.

- Do I like it?
- At least you were not unlikable.

If I was a thief
Amar was a rich one?

If I were rich and had money?

I had to talk.
The difference was too great.

Why are you telling me this?
You're not rich.

- Hey, Leo!
- Hello, Momo!

You brought the car?

- That shaped submarine?
- Yes, I brought it!

To see what money we make lots!

Dismantling!

Damn!

Damn!

These are 70,000.

70,000.

- It is the first installment?
- Is your friend joking!

- Is new !
- This is the car registration.

- Try to change it!
- I'll do it. Go!

- Leo! Come here !
- What is it ?

- Did you see from who stole this car?
- Who stole it?

- From Guido Quiller!
- From Guido Quiller?

- It's here.
- Impossible, give me see!

- It's true.
- Let's see broke the bastard!

Why you are so prejudiced
against this Quiller?

It's a worm. He did starve
thousands of respectable thieves.

L-destroyed and our grandfather.

- Let's Fuck him and his windows!
- Going to hell, that bastard.

Now you can talk.
You tell me your name?

- What is your name ?
- How do I call?

You got a name?
What's your name ?

- Benny!
- Benny?

Butler is a name!

- Hello, Ernesto!
- Hello, Momo!

- I have to dress it up my friend!
- How was I dressed him?

Not dress themselves.
Show her what clothes you!

I have many clothes here.
Come see!

Here are just clothes men.

Looks like this?

There is too the workers.

That?

No?

You are ridiculous....

- Now ?
- So! Elegant and sporty.

You look so good.

- Want to go to see him grandfather?
- Kidding! I have the honor to know him.

- Who pays for it?
- I pay !

It is better to pay it.

- Let's go !
- How much does it cost ?

18,500.

- Can I give 20,000?
- Sorry, prices are fixed.

How are the prices so low?

Because I steal everything wholesale.

- You bought me a drink?
- Drink damages you.

- What says the lawyer?
- One good and one bad.

The judge decided to grant
provisional release you.

- And the bad news?
- You paid bail.

- One was a payment.
- We can not do anything.

How much?
Two hundred, three hundred thousand.

- I must be 15 million!
- So much ?

15 million? I'm worth 15
million and did not know.

You heard ? 15 million
worth your grandfather!

Why are you laughing ? Where to find 15 million?
He laughs....

Where we find, Grandpa?

Eventually, 15 million
is a large sum.

The friend of yours,
what industry operates?

- On the corners!
- Then do not say nonsense!

You have to bounce purses
lifetime to gather 15 million.

I understand. These
walls will be my grave.

All because of Quiller and
windows bastard Suissa's cursed.

I have a friend who wrote a
beautiful poem about it.

Come here, Poet!

You did not write nothing.
Come and read that poem.

- Come on, Poet!
- Let's hear what he wrote.

Title!
Quiller!

Quiller! Who knows if
my dream is fulfilled.

I want to make a cross out the window!
Quiller!

Like innards.

Let your nose out a storm
with thunder and Quiller.

And after the wind has
wrecked excrement.

A lot of shit to
kill you, Quiller.

Because you are the
author of a tragedy!

Bravo!

You do not applaud?

I've liked grandfather.

But I like?

- You're cute.
- Sympathetic!?

- Yes.
- Only cute!?

You are fun.

You could fall in love with me.

To fall in love ?
What big word!

How to be a man to
be your boyfriend?

Be careful what you answer!

It must be brave, audacious,
tough, always sure of himself.

An adventurer in cold blood.

Bold as Arsenio Lupin.

- Do not ever lie to me.
- Sounds fair.

If it was forced by circumstances?

Look at least a hundred thousand!

But here it is written ten thousand!

Who is interested ?
Only cost me five thousand!

- Write two thousand five hundred!
- Come Benny, we present a friend!

I open the curtain!

Mr. off the field!

My partner to exercise daily.

- From the ground?
- The bell!

To keep me in shape, I need to
practice with him every day two hours.

It's like the subway.

I'll clean without ringing.

- It's hard ?
- Attention, we begin!

- Second !
- Is resourceful!

Voila!
You try !

- Me?
- Yes, you ! Try !

- I heard you have entered!
- Come on, Benny!

I did not see your car
down in the garage.

I sold it !

- It was new, sir!
- To pieces.

- I need a friend, Benny!
- Again ?

You can call your uncle
Monsignor Cuazzoni!

No Benny, you're my friend.

If we want to ask some friends!

Can you return my wallet, watch?
Yesterday you've stolen them from his pocket!

You felt you pretended not see?

- Of course, sir!
- Why did not you say anything?

I thought maybe fun!

When I worked in London.

Mrs fun giving my fire coat.

Here your stuff! Now I have to
help me solve another problem.

- Tilli has a grandfather.
- Many still live.

That's how it is. But hers
is in prison for theft.

I understand!
Family tradition.

Tilli needs 15 million
to remove it.

There is no problem for you, snapped his
fingers and bring them out of account.

I could not explain
that they are rich.

On the contrary, she
thinks I'm a thief.

Then you have to steal them!

Slow down, I come!

Pull over !

Brakes!

Wait for me with the engine
running and the door open!

- Where are you going ?
- I have something to do here!

- Hello, Mr. Eng. Quiller!
- I want 15 million!

- For personal or company account?
- From the personal account.

Go to the house, please!

These are the 15 million of your
Mr. Eng. Quiller.

Have a sleeve unstitched, Berardi!

Not that!
The other!

I finished.
Let's go !

- Can you slow it down?
- Shut up, delicventule!

Look, it's red!

I do not understand, why hurry?

It is a one-way street.

No need to hurry.
No one follows you.

Yes ?
Look back!

- What's wrong with us that?
- Do not worry. I'll handle it.

Good !
Have you care!

A laundry.
Exactly what I needed.

Bravo! Nerves of steel.
Congratulations !

Unconsciously, criminal, crazy!

Exaggerated a little in the bank robbery.
You are a dishonest guy! That you are!

I dishonest?
It seems like you steal.

Stealing something.
Robbery is dirty, immoral!

Nobody in my family no one
has touched a gun before.

In the bank, you lost your head.
You were constrained situation.

Hot, yes!
But I do not want assassin.

Farewell!
I do not want to see you again.

Go!
Go away !

Do I mind if I leave later?

Almost forgot !

These are the bank. For you !
For your grandfather bail.

Are exactly 15 million.

You did this for me?
And I've treated you so badly.

You did fine as you treated me so.
I was mixed.

- Excuse me ?
- You must excuse me?

I swear that you have never done a
robbery up today! It's the first time!

- For the first time, I swear!
- And the last one ?

- I swear to you.
- You do not need to rob banks!

Of course !

You know where this?

You're smart.
I understood this immediately.

With these hands fine, you can do wonderful
things, better than Arsene Lupin.

- Yes, much better.
- You can steal.

You can entangle everyone in the world.
You can make things bold.

Can you become the best.

I want to do this for you.

Everything is okay ?

- Yes.
- Phone in Los Angeles!

Okay, you can go!
We continue after that.

Hello!
You can talk.

- I am, Eng. Quiller!
- Yes, sir ing, I am, I got the message.

I thought a fanciful
original shot.

Sure ?
The point is this...

Leave Ivory Coast and
imagine you're a playboy.

But do the rat night, dress
shirt and black cat call.

This is a hunting thieves!

- How do you meet bogatanii?
- Not a good idea.

- Yes, but it is old!
- If it was new, I gave it to you?

And I'm looking for ideas.
Bye Bye !

Excuse me, Reverend! Viewers
want to say something?

In closing, thank you because
I was the first guest

in this new TV show.

- Dish of the Month to the sky!
- Thank you, Reverend!

We want to present viewers
about your private life.

- Is your family prepared?
- Yes. They gathered beyond.

They're all there.
Look it!

- Please log in!
- Thank you !

This is my family !

- We are a group?
- What group?

A family group.

Father, we can make a frame with
Reverend coming from the other room?

- Bravo, sister! You go and get ready!
- In the center, Reverend!

The child here. Arrange your hair less!
That's perfect.

- The whole family is here?
- We're all here. Even the valet.

- There's nobody in the whole house?
- No one.

A relative, carer?
Fantastic! Dog not you?

Now I will explain
how we proceed...!

We go beyond. The doors
close, reopen immediately...

We enter the room and bring
a thread of divine light.

- And interview.
- Bravo, sister! We interviewing.

- It is important to Stay still...
- And smiling.

- Motionless.
- It's very important not to move.

It is more important
than even smile.

Dwelling your images can be suffocated.
It is very important that you remain so....

Agree ?

Do not forget !

Holy Virgin!

From a religious perspective,
I have sinned, Uncle?

The case shows faster
than an exception...

You stole from the house
Reverend Martana.

Then you repaid an amount equivalent
to the value of goods stolen.

You sent an anonymous donation, but
we can speak of "reus pentitus".

We must not forget that you have
entered the house about others.

You dressed abusive clergy clothes.
But these are unfortunately small.

I think you'll be forgiven if you say
the Our Father three to four times.

- It means that you forgive me, uncle.
- Yes, as a priest I forgive you.

But as a man, no!

It is possible to spend so
much money for a woman?

- But I love you, Uncle!
- I forgive you in the name of the Father, the Son....

- Thank you !
- Ciao!

- Guido!
- Yes.

At least you....
How to say....?

- No, Uncle.
- Then what.....

741 passengers of charter.

Philadelphia, Toronto, New York,
please follow me! Thank you !

Please !

Faster. Present your luggage!
The plane leaves!

Faster !

- What have you got there, ma'am?
- Jewelry!

Jewels can pass.

Faster, airplane awaits you.

La Gazza Ladra

- I arrived on time ?
- Hurry! He just begun.

- Here!
- Thank you !

I love you !

Get up, kid!

Look here !
Fresh out of the box.

The cliché color. All right.
I give you the 20,000 apiece.

The paper is perfect, flawless.
Bravo!

It did mean business?

Momo are well done,
but a small defect.

- What is it ? What is the problem ?
- Since yesterday, the bill is no longer in circulation.

No Italian bank no
longer receives.

Since ?
To see....

Silence!
Some quiet, please!

Come here, Momo.

Dear friends !
Family and colleagues...

I have invited to this lunch,
I will give you great news.

Tilli my niece, Queen purses

Benny and now here...
Hot exceptional quality.

Today are engaged!

Live!
Bravo!

Not.

For me it is not good.

- Why ?
- Between thieves word's word.

Is it true or not?
You promised it to me on Tilli!

- Why have you promised him?
- It was a long time ago.

- Tilli was still a child.
- My opinion does not matter?

You shut up ! You're a woman.
You have to keep your mouth shut.

It speaks when he wants.

These are things of men.

If there are things to men, I tell her
that I love her and I will not give up.

Then you have to fight me.
Who wins, he will take. Or are you afraid?

- I do not want knives!
- Relax !

Drone fight...

Arm wrestling, we hit
the head or fists?

Tennis shoes!

Caution! The race will take place
on distance of 15 kilometers.

Starting from here to
the bridge for boats.

- Courage, Benny!
- What is Benny?

Over there.

- Come on, Benny!
- Start!

- Courage, boys!
- Benny Come, courage!

Advancing!
Faster !

So, guys!

May the force...

Dati feet, boys!
Move!

Leo has already has
advance 50 meters.

Benny will not succeed.
He will lose !

Benny will not lose. We just
have to encourage him a little.

Faster, Benny!
Leo she left behind!

Hurry up !

Hurry baby, do it for me!

So, this is movement.

Bravo!
So like it! Calibrated!

Courage, Leo! Before!

So, Leo!
Go!

- Where you going, Benny?
- A quick call.

- Hello, young lady!
- Yes sir engineer, tell!

Do not forget meeting with German buyers.
Tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock.

It is all set.
Goodbye !

Come on!
Courage!

I'm first!

You're last!

So guys! Are you close to the finish!
Faster !

Come on !
Hurry, Leo!

Let Benny!
You have two meters...

Do not talk !
Hurry!

We come!
Courage!

ARRIVAL

What I cramp!

You need something ?
A tender steak?

- What misery!
- Come on, Benny!

- Last meters, Benny!
- We continue ?

- Come on, Benny!
- You win, baby!

- Bravo!
- Thank you !

- Bravo!
- You are tired ?

What are we doing now ?

We take a walk?

I loved from the first
moment I saw you.

Before you know I was
madly in love with a man.

- Who was it ?
- Does not exist.

It was only the fruit of my fantasy.

How was this man?

- Just like you.
- Damn!

- You are satisfied ?
- Very much.

But we are not engaged and
I made you a present.

- You're my gift.
- I have to make a gift!

What do you want?
A pearl necklace?

A diamond clip?

- Or a diamond ring?
- Ring! How do I steal?

Why ? Do you think you can not buy it?
Maybe.... installments.

You can not afford. If you buy
it, I will never accept it.

It's so beautiful here !

Just you and me!

- Here is.
- No, I'm too risky!

I had a reliable source.

The owner bought the villa yesterday
in Venice a brilliant so great.

- You are a true lover!
- Keys!

- You ensure my back!
- Yes.

I did it !

God!
The house!

- If anybody home?
- The owner is away from Milan.

He gave freely maids and
butler Benny two days.

- And he is also called Benny?
- You said, cameristii are called Benny.

Of course, he is called Benny.

How do you wish to be named, Guido?
Pig legs !

I did it !

Come on!

The switch must be here.

But.....

Beyond it is nice....
I think!

Let's go !

What luxury!
Sounds like a palace!

Let's get to work !

There is nothing.
Nor below!

- What are you doing ?
- Looking ring!

- Here you are looking for?
- Know that I am a thief.

I know that when owners go where not
even think about hiding jewelry.

I think it is safe!

There !
Behind the picture!

Excuse me!

How do you know that?

- I have a detailed plan of the apartment.
- Bravo!

- Damn!
- What is it ?

M. Wilson is a '58 model!

The only one who put him in
difficulty Arsenio Lupin.

Basically you can not open.

For him, not for me.
Stethoscope!

- Fantastic!
- Easy! Little routine!

It's a dream !

- It's too good for me!
- You are too beautiful for him!

It's just a inelus!

- Does least seven carats.
- No, he has nine and a half.

It is time to tell you...

- I got an idea.
- Yes, but... it's time to tell!

You tell me later.
To visit the rest of the house!

- We go ! But it's time to....
- Let's go !

But it is time to tell you!

- What could be the top floor?
- There are three bedrooms, three bathrooms.

Two side balconies, one in left
and one right one in the center.

How do you know all this?

- Plan!
- That's how it is. Let's go !

What darkness!

Look !

Look how ridiculous is this tub!
It must be very old.

There is ancient.
A museum piece.

- It looks like you're good!
- You can see that it's old.

Tell me something ! You ask me to
take a bath in a tub like this?

Why not ?
We bathe together.

It is a bit small for two.

But you can wash me back!

- It's closing time!
- One moment.

Hello!

Hello, I'm the one
who called earlier.

It was a joke.
It was a wrong information.

How have and gone?
Commissioner gone?

No... no!

Now, delete me!

I can not !

What is it ?
I do not like?

Before making love to you you
have to make a confession ..

I'm not...

After that, baby!

It is time to tell you that....

Hands up !
Are you arrested!

You do not make cunt!
To see your face, delicventule!

He has no interference.
Arrested on me, Commissioner!

- The fault is mine alone.
- Not true. I'm at fault.

Mr Quiller engineer!
Excuse me, Mr. Engineer!

- I am very sorry, I can not...
- How he is Quiller?

- Yes he is.
- You're crazy !

I do not know him Quiller engineer?
I know him very well.

Extensive coloratura!
Black hair.

Oval face !
You go!

Tell him that you're
not Quiller pig!

- I'm that pig Quiller!
- Look Quiller pig!

- Excuse me!
- You?

You're Quiller?

And so you took me two months?

You've gone so all...
My brother, my grandfather, my friends!

I wanted to tell you that
when I know that. But you...

Excuse me, Mr. Engineer...
I got a call.

They said they are thieves...
Now, if you want to sign me....

I came here with cars...
You are not too careful...

I consumed gasoline.
If you sign here...

If you Quiller, and you are married.
Keep your ring, you bastard!

Stop, Tilli!

Tilli!
Tilli Where are you going?

Wait!
I have to explain, Tilli!

How to explain?
Let me go, or else...!

- Do not you dare!
- No?

What is brave....

God!
Hurts, my dear?

- I am sorry !
- See, I still want good!

So then !?

I saw ! I felt aggression!
I'm sure it was a shoe.

Make a report?
A denunciation?

Do you want to bind the girl? A tie
with rope, with tights, with chains...

- Commissioner!
- Yes, Mr Quiller!

- Get lost!
- Undoubtedly ! In what direction ?

I understand !
On door !

Execute!

- Ciao, Tilli! Easy job !
- Ciao, Momo!

- You? Leave me!
- Do not leave, come with me!

Raul Uratu!
Arogantule!

I know where I want to go. At police.
I do not go there!

At the airport !

Alitalia Flight 410.
Immediate boarding.

Exit number 10.
Alitalia Flight 410, exit 10.

- Do not go down with you in Geneva!
- Do not make a scene!

- Yes ? Here you go!
- It's better this way. It was hot!

Did I introduce Tilli! My fiancee.
My wife !

It was very excited to come here.
Very pleased!

Congratulations !
A good choice!

Spaced eyes! Openness
and generosity.

Come, counselor,
we are all here!

- That's who he is?
- The lawyer who deals with our actions.

You can start, counselor!

We signed two documents.

With the first act, gives Quiller ing all
the actions of his wife, Mrs. Petula!

At the same time, signing
the second document

Mrs. grant divorce her husband.

- What this means ?
- Nothing dramatic.

- Only become poor.
- If it's for me to not do it!

- For you do. Must !
- Do not!

Immediately after this, Ms. will give the
whole package a shareholder, Swiss insurance.

- In exchange for 10 billion pounds.
- Exactly!

If you want to sign!

- Do not sign!
- Sign !

- No.
- Yes !

Here you go, sir engineer!

Thank you !

- Do you want to count them?
- No need.

Please !

- Without rancor!
- Without rancor.

May I wish him happiness
your future wife?

Of course !

Goodbye ! Better.
Farewell!

- Good luck !
- Thank you !

Mr Quiller! I can not find
secret formula additive.

You are right.
Almost forgot.

To analyze!

- You'd like to marry Paris?
- I always dreamed of this!

Benny!
Direction Paris!

Mr. announce that we
have almost empty tank.

What is the problem ?
You do fill up!

Announce that it
will cost £ 60,000.

Not sure if you can
afford such an expense!

No problem. With £ 10
billion we will buy an oil.

Of course, with 10 billion pounds
I want to say we can afford...

... More.....

It's nice to love and to
have 10 billion pounds.

- These are 10 billion?
- I managed !?

Did you see what is resourceful?
I took my wife......

It is fantastic that Arsene Lupin...
You're Arsene Lupin!

What you say ? You imagine ? 10 billion...
We can do whatever we want.

We can go to New York, to change the
oil in your car. Let's go to Tahiti.

Rio, Honolulu, Miami!
Acapulco.

But only go where you want?

Yes !
Even in Singapore!

- We go and Singapore.
- I love Singapore!

I liked not joke, my dear!

Return me the money!

You have to know how to lose!

- Everything is okay.
- Good ! Pleasant trip !

Now you're satisfied.
Finally, you are poor.

I poor? And what are these guys?
Maybe no money!

- And guys, no money?
- It's fantastic !

Is awesome !
You are awesome....

- And these guys?
- But what you gave them?

The money made your brother!

And they lived happily thieves!