Van Nuys Blvd. (1979) - full transcript
A small-town kid hears about the wild nights of cruising the boulevard in Van Nuys, California. He drives out there to check it out, and gets involved with drag racers, topless dancers and bikers.
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
[VEHICLE DOORS SLAM]
[ENGINE STARTS][REVVING LOUDLY]
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna make me
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna meet me
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna kiss me
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna hold me
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna make me
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna meet me
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna meet me
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna kiss me
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna hold me
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna make me
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ I'’ve got a mean machine
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ I'’m lookin' mighty clean
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ All the girls
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Lookin'’ mighty right
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys
How you doing?
Mmm.
Don'’t you ever wear clothes?
Well, it'’s hot, Bobby.
Why don'’t you turn on
the air conditioning?
Oh, I like the sweat.
It'’s more sensual.
Kiss me.
Hey, come on.
Oh.
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
MAN: [ON TV] Cruise night
on Van Nuys Boulevard.
It'’s a phenomenon.
It is, however, not new.
In fact, it started
over 20 years ago
when the local hot rod clubs
would gather
at a drive-in restaurant
every Wednesday night.
Now it'’s become a ritual--
Hey, come on.
Wait a minute,
let me watch this.
I have to get home soon.
My dad'’ll be
wanting his car back.
Excuse me.
Al Zass, hi.
Do you mind telling us
exactly how you feel
about cruise night?
Not at all...
What'’s it about?
ZASS: ...it'’s time it stopped.
It'’s about Van Nuys Boulevard
in California.
Look, a lot of wild things
go on here.
We'’ll stop it.
Well, exactly how
do you intend to do that?
Lots of ways.
We'’re going to start
enforcing a curfew.
There will be
a 10:00 p.m. curfew
for those under 18.
We'’ll be enforcing this,
we'’ll be taking the kids,
we'’ll be spot-checking them
and lockin'’ 'em up.
REPORTER: Do you mean
you'’ll send them to jail?
ZASS: Not exactly jail.
We'’ll take 'em
down to the station,
let '’em call their
parents, you know,
the younger ones anyway.
Throws a little
scare into '’em.
On what grounds do you--
Anything we can find.
Curfew ain'’t all.
There'’s lots of things.
There'’s drag racing,
noisy mufflers.
Look, these kids are wild.
[LAUGHING]
You understand
what I'’m saying?
You wouldn'’t believe what
some of '’em get up to.
And they ain'’t
all kids, either.
Thank you, Officer Zass.
This is CPI News--
Hey, what'’d you do that for?
I came here to see you,
not to watch the damn
television set.
I ain'’t got much time.
Hey, what'’s wrong
with you lately?
What'’d I do?
Look, it'’s not you, Jo.
I mean, I'’m just
bored with this town.
I mean, nothing happens here.
Besides, my van.
I mean, I got
no competition here.
I mean, I wanna get out,
I wanna move, I wanna race.
There'’s lots of things
here, Bobby.
Well, I'’m stuck here!
You understand?
I mean, I'’m not ever
gonna amount to anything
in this damn place.
You got a nice job.
And what about me?
What'’ll I do?
Oh yeah, what about
all the guys over at
the Bowl-a-Rama?
Can'’t keep you away
from that place.
Come on.
You know I like you best.
Yeah, sure.
Where you going?
Van Nuys Boulevard.
When?Now!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you,
Meet you
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna kiss me
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Time to go cruisin'’
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ For a girl tonight
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ In Van Nuys
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ I got my wheels
In motion
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ It'’s my love machine
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Hold me
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Time to get cruisin'’
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ For a girl tonight
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ In Van Nuys
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ I got my wheels
In motion
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ It'’s my love machine
♪ Gonna make you
♪ The boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
Marilyn!
Marilyn!
Whoo!
[ALL GIGGLING]
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
[SONG FADES]
[ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
[MUSIC PLAYING IN VAN]
[TRUCK ENGINE REVVING]
[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
Hi! What'’ll you have?
Well, I'’ll take a hamburger
with French fries
and a triple thick shake.
A hamburger, French fries
and a triple thick shake.
Yeah.Sure thing.
Lucky door.
You new around here?
Yeah, I just got in.
I thought so.
I usually remember
all the cute guys.
You here for cruise night?
Yeah, I thought
I'’d check it out.
So far it'’s looking
pretty good.
Tough-looking van
you got here.
What you got in it?
Turbo 425.
Hot stuff.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Yeah, it moves all right.
So do I.
Get off the boulevard, friend,
you can'’t cut it.
[LAUGHS]
Hey, cutie!
How you doin'’, darlin'?
MAN 1: Chooch, you wanna
sell your ride?
Ahh, give me a break!
[LAUGHS]
MAN 2: Hey, man!Whoo!
MAN 3:
Hey, nice wheels, man!
WOMAN:
Hey, Slick.
Hey, Beulah!BEULAH: Hey, Chooch.
Hey, Chooch!
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[SIREN BLARING]
Oh, man.
[SIREN STOPS]
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
ZASS: Well, Chooch,
more trouble.
Where'’s your bike,
your mama took it away?
In the shop.
Don'’t let it bother you
and don'’t you say
anything about my mother
or I'’ll run you in, creep.
Hey, nobody calls Chooch
a creep, man.
What?
Nobody calls Chooch
a creep, man.
Don'’t be a hero.
CHOOCH: What'’s that for?
Running a red light.
Oh man, she mooned me.
Oh yeah, she
mooned you, Chooch?
Yeah.
Start your engine.What for?
Do it.
You gonna pay for the gas?
Bobby, wake up
in there, please.
Gimme the light.
Rev it up.
[STARTS ENGINE]
Revving.
That sounds nice.
Nice? That sounds great.
Let'’s hear it again.
Anything to get you off,
Alan.
[REVVING ENGINE]
That'’s real nice.
It'’s loud, too.
I think I'’ll
write you up for noise.
What do you think of that?
Just hurry up.
Your mother'’s waiting for me
back at my house.
I'’m kidding!
It was a joke, man!Was it?
Yeah, a joke, like a little--Little joke?
I'’m full of jokes, yeah.
I thought it'’d be funny--It'’s not.
MAN: [ON POLICE RADIO]
Officer needs help,
57th and Vermont,
northeast corner, code three.
[FEMALE DISPATCHER TALKING]
Excuse me, officer.
Yeah, what? What is it?
All right! [WHOOPING]
Yes, I love it!
Love, love, love, love it!
[ENGINE RUMBLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
How you doing?
What took you so long?
I'’m really hungry.
Meet you in the back.
Meet me in the back?
Yep?One.
One what?
Gallon or dollar?
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
Dollar. You think I'’d waste
your time for a gallon?
Hey, you owe me
50 cents now, man.
Yeah, I know.
Well?
I'’ll owe ya.
Hey, Greg.
Hey, hot stuff, huh?
It'’s her.Who?
It... it'’s her!
Who?
I can'’t believe it,
it'’s her!
You know that chick?
No, of course
I don'’t know her,
but it'’s her!
I can'’t believe it.
Hey, I can'’t believe you.
No, no, I dreamt
about her, man,
three nights in a row,
that we went to
an amusement park.
That'’s the girl in my dream!
Hey, I'’m gonna go tell her
about my dream, man.
Hey, come on, Greg,
you'’re crazy.
No, no, no.
Besides, look at the size
of that guy with her.
Come on, Greg!Let go, man!
Okay.
It'’s your ass, man,
not mine.
Hi!
Hi.
Well, what do you want?
Um, well, you'’re not
gonna believe this, but...
I dreamt about you.
You what?I dreamt about you.
No, no, wait, listen,
please, I--
Ow! Come on,
let it down, it hurts!
Hey!
Please!What the hell
you doing, buddy?
Hey, buddy, hey, you.
Oh, hey, it'’s okay, man,
I just dreamt about her.
Yeah, three nights in a row
I dreamt about her.
It'’s just fate.
Hey, you know about fate,
don'’t you, man?
Keep your dreams
to yourself, you little turd!
[CANS CLINKING]
You didn'’t have to hit him!
Shut up.I will not!
Why should I?
You can'’t do anything
without using your fists!
[LAUGHING WILDLY]
God, I'’ll kill him!
I'’ll kill him,
the little freak!
Hey, let me get
my hands on him!
I'’ll tear his head off!
What the hell are you doing?
Shut up, shut up!
Creep! Get out of
that goddamn car!
Get your ass out here, come out
and fight like a goddamn man,
you little creep!
Hey, fuck you!
GREG'’S FRIEND:
Hey, get outta here, man!
I wanna know
your friend'’s name!
I wanna know his damn name!
Get outta here!I wanna know who he is!
What the hell'’s
your friend'’s name?
Jason, come on,
get back in the car, man.
He tore up my car!
I wanna know
the creep'’s name!
I'’m gonna go get his ass!
Thanks, Jason.
God, I'’d like to kill
that little jerk!
Jason, look out!
[YELLING AT EACH OTHER]
How do you like that?
Hey, that'’s
my mother'’s car!
Whoo!
[PEOPLE YELLING AND CHEERING]
Hi.
Hey, man, that'’s
my mother'’s car, come on!
Hey, get off there,
you nerd!
Hey!Hey, Moon, how you doing?
What is going on?
Oh, forget it,
it'’s a long story.
[WOMAN SQUEALING]
MAN: What do you
think of that?
I missed one.
[PEOPLE YELL AND CHEER]
MAN: Come on, more!
My dad'’s so cool.
Hi, girls.
What are you having tonight?
Hi, I'’ll take
a cheeseburger and fries.
[WINCH RATTLING]
[METAL CREAKING]
You know what I should do?
What?What?
I should punch him out.
Hey, why don'’t you
just take--
Hey, come on,
you guys, uh--
Keep cool.
Yeah, well, it'’s not easy
with that jerk.
Real funny.
[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]
WOMAN: Hi, Jason,
what are you doing here?
Hey, Nancy,
am I glad to see you!Who'’s your friends?
They'’re not my friends.
Hey, come on, listen,
I didn'’t do anything to you.
Can'’t you just give me a ride
down the boulevard?
Bug off.He'’s cute, he can ride.
Besides, I don'’t
take up much room.
Hey, what about me?
How am I supposed to
get home?
All right, you can come,
he stays.
Thanks a lot, friend.
Hey, them are the breaks.
Hey, what about
my 50 cents, man?
I'’ll owe ya!
[BROKEN GLASS CLINKING]
Hey, Camille.
I wonder what'’s
going on in there.
Now let me try.
[CHUCKLES]
Come closer.Mmm.
I never knew
it would be like this,
Van Nuys Boulevard.
[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE RUMBLING]
Hi.
Hey, hey!
Shoulda known
bringing you along
would be bad luck.
Well, it'’s her fault.
Yeah, Nancy, would you
stay out of my life
from now on, please?
Hurry up, guys,
I wanna cruise.
[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE RUMBLING]
Hey, you can keep
your 50 cents!
[LAUGHING WILDLY]
Is that who I think it was?
Yep.
And did you see
what he was with?
[EXHALES HARD] Yep.
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ People
♪ Let me tell you about
♪ This feeling
That I have inside
♪ People
♪ It'’s a feeling of love
♪ Togetherness
All the time
♪ People
♪ Won'’t you come with me?
♪ On a trip of ecstasy
[MUSIC COTNINUES]
♪ And people, that'’s
A part of you
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
[MUSIC CONTINUES IN DISTANCE]
Lovely room.
Thank you.
[SONG PLAYING]
♪ Ooh
♪ Who would'’ve thought it
♪ That sexy lady
♪ Says she'’s a woman
Of pleasure
♪ Woman of pleasure
♪ Woman of dreams
♪ Woman of ecstasy
♪ And all those things
♪ A teacher of fantasy
♪ A teacher of love
♪ A teacher of dreams
♪ And all those things
♪ She'’s gonna do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it, do it
♪ Do it, do it to ya
♪ She'’s gonna do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it, do it
♪ Do it, do it to ya
[LAUGHS]
Hey, what you got
in that hunk of junk?
I got more
than you can handle.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.Meet you on Raymer.
What'’s a Raymer?
It'’s a street, dummy.
It'’s where everybody drags.
You ready?
Yeah, sure.
Well, follow me,
if you can.
[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE RUMBLING]
Thank you, baby.
Oh, thanks!
[ENGINES REVVING]
CAMILLE: Come on, Moon,
you can beat this cowboy,
he'’s a hick.
That junk'’s not gonna move.
Come on, you can do it.
[LAUGHS]
Whoo! [LAUGHS]
[FIRECRACKERS POPPING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[ENGINES ACCELERATING]
[POLICE SIREN BLARING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[GROWLING]
[SNORING]
BOBBY:
So I'’m in town
about two hours
and I pull out
of this drive-in
and this chick over here,
she'’s got a blue van
and she asks me
if I wanna drag.
So we go over to this, um,
Raymer Street?
[CHUCKLES]
And you know that cop
that gives everybody problems?
Zass.
Yeah, Zass.
Well, he pulls me over.
I'’m about 10,
15 feet ahead of--
He'’s out of his head.
I was 10 feet ahead of him,
at least 10 feet.
Oh sure, sure, if that'’s
what you wanna think.
You men, you just can'’t
stand losing, can you?
I don'’t lose.
Big macho.
And don'’t call me
chick, dude.
Well, you wait.
We'’ll try it again, chick.
You bet we will, dude.
[LAUGHS]
There'’s some company
here for you, Chooch.
Hey, who'’s that,
Public Enemy Number One?
You'’re really
asking for it, Chooch.
Then why don'’t you
give it to me
right here in front
of all these people?
Come on, hurry up.
You bums are all
full of hot air.
You don'’t scare me.
You'’re scared of
your own shadow, man.
Excuse me.
Oh, yeah?
Go to your mat.
Up yours, Zass.
That'’ll do, moron.
Sit down on your mat!
Good.
Very good.
[SNORES]
GREG: It'’s fate.
Yeah, sure.
This is the guy that
says he dreamt about me.
Oh, yeah.Three times.
He dreamt about me
three times.
Imagine that.
[SCOFFS]
Must have been a nightmare.
Very funny.
Who asked you, anyway?
Hey, I'’m just trying to
liven things up, come on.
Hey, I didn'’t know the cops
went co-ed. [LAUGHS]
CHOOCH:
They'’re outta cells, man.
It'’s Wednesday night, you know?
Cruise night?
You seem to know
a lot about this place.
CHOOCH: I should, dolly.
Big Al runs me in here
every Wednesday night.
No kiddin'’.
Yeah, it'’s gettin' to be
a regular thing, like clockwork.
For a lot of years now.
Gettin'’ to be
like one of the family.
Yeah, me and him
was in school together.
Hey, um, Red.
Red.
What they put you
in here for?
Um, I was hitchhiking
without--
What?
[LOUDER]
I was hitchhiking
without having at least
one foot on the curb.
Oh. [LAUGHS]
That'’s heavy shit, man.
You'’ll probably get
at least 10 to 20 for that one.
Hey, we will be out of here
by tomorrow, won'’t we?
By sunrise, yeah.
Great, tomorrow
let'’s go to the amusement park.
That was part of the dream,
we have to.
Hey, let'’s all go!
Let'’s all go
to Magic Mountain.
I'’ll go.All right!
What about you, cowboy?
You gonna go?
Why not?
Besides, I'’m not letting you
out of my sight
until we race again.
Gotta prove your
manhood, huh?
Yeah, very funny.
[MOON LAUGHS]
Yeah, let'’s all go!
All right.All right!
Hey, uh, Chooch,
what about you?
Hey, man, that stuff'’s
for kids, come on.
Kids?
What about the Revolution?
What'’s the Revolution?
The Revolution?
It'’s a roller coaster that you
ride upside-down in a loop.
Hey, Chooch, come on, man,
are you chicken?
Hey, nobody calls Chooch
a chicken, man.
[PEOPLE WHOOPING AND YELLING]
GREG: Oh, man!
[LAUGHS]
BOBBY: Hey Chooch,
what do you think?
No sweat.
How come they'’re holding
their hands up like that?
Oh, I guess they think
it'’s macho.
Hey, you sure like
that word, hey, Moon?
When it fits.
Well, I'’m ready.
Yeah, let'’s go,
come on.
Oh, I'’m not so sure.
You don'’t have
a way with words.
Hey, now wait a minute,
you guys, come here.
This is the high
of the place.
You gotta build up to it
little by little, you know?
Oh, come on, man,
you'’re just chicken.
No, I was just kidding, Chooch,
that'’s a real good idea.
You'’re right.
Let'’s go.
Let'’s go!GREG: Come on!
[CALLIOPE PLAYING
THE BLUE DANUBE]
[CALLIOPE CONTINUES]
[MAN CALLING RACE]
[BELL RINGING]
[CALLIOPE CONTINUES]
GREG: Hey, oh,
you can call me Gray
and you can call me--[LAUGHS]
Gee, I don'’t know
about that thing.
Hey, it'’s real cool.Are you sure?
Yeah, besides,
it'’s in my dream.
That roller coaster
was in your dream?
[LAUGHS] I told you
it was a nightmare.
Yeah, but I never thought
I'’d agree with you.
Hey, everybody does.
You think you'’re ready
for that one?
Yep, ma'’am,
I think I can make it.
How about you, Chooch,
you ready?
Hey, Chooch, come on,
you'’re not getting
scared, are ya?
Hey, the Chooch ain'’t
scared of nothing.
[ALL YELLING AND WHOOPING]
[GEARS CLACKING]
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
[ALL WHOOPING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[WHOOPING AND CHEERING]
[WHOOPING AND LAUGHING]
GREG: Chooch! [LAUGHS]I think he'’s dead.
Hey, dude,
how'’d you like that?
Whoo!
[WHOOPING]
[ALL CHEERING]
Oh, man!
Whoo!
Coming in?
[CALLIOPE PLAYING]
Hello!
[GROANING]
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[CHOOCH GAGGING]
[TOILET FLUSHING]
[TOILETS FLUSHING]
[CHOOCH RETCHING LOUDLY]
Hey, how'’s it
going, Chooch?
Fine, man, just fine.
Yeah? You look green
as a frog. [LAUGHS]
Ow!
Hey, hey, Greg, Greg,
leave him alone, man.
That guy is sick.
Hey, what do you say
we all hit the road, huh?
Yeah, let'’s go.Hey, right on.
Hey, how'’d you
like the Revolution?
I liked it fine, man.
That'’s great, you know why?Why?
If you liked that,
you'’re gonna love Colossus!
[LAUGHING]
You creep.You'’re so stupid.
Hey, I'’m just foolin'.
All the way from Kansas City,
making their first
Southern California appearance
to introduce
to you a brand-new dance
called,
"The Van Nuys Boulevard,"
ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the Kansas City
Glitter Girls.
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ Boogie on down
The boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ Boogie on down
The boulevard
♪ I want a
♪ I want a woman
♪ I need a
♪ I need a woman
♪ I found a
♪ I found a woman
♪ I want a
♪ I want a woman
♪ I need a
♪ I need a woman
♪ I'’ll find her
♪ Find her right down
On the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ Boogie on down
The boulevard ♪
Hey, it'’s too bad
Chooch isn'’t here.
He'’d really like this.
[LAUGHING]
Why are you always
picking on Chooch?
Come on, Moon.
Greg'’s just kidding.
Aren'’t you, Greg, huh?
Yeah, I'’m just kidding.
Yeah, sure.
And why, why do you
stick up for him, anyway?
Excuse me.
[WHISTLES]
I think she'’s got the
hots for ya, buddy boy.
Yeah, sure looks like it,
doesn'’t it?
You wouldn'’t know doggie poo
till you stepped in it.
Don'’t you understand?
Understand what?
Never mind.
Wanna dance?
Uh, yeah, in just a minute,
just a minute.
You know,
she'’s right, man.
Moon really likes you,
a lot.
Yeah, really?
Come on, man, really?
Go for it, man.
WANDA: Let me go!
Get your paws off me
this minute!
Let me go, please.
Get off of me.
Let go of me, you creep!
I don'’t wanna, come on.
No, no.Please?
Look, okay.
Could you tell me,
please, why you came
out here in the first place?
You said you were
gonna take me home.
This isn'’t my home.
I am going to take you home,
just as soon as we finish
what we'’re starting.
We'’re not gonna finish,
'’cause we're not gonna start.
Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
[MOANING] Oh, Al.
Yeah.
I'’m sorry.
You'’re sorry now?
Oh, you'’re--
I shouldn'’t be
so hard on you.
You'’re not
such a bad guy.
Yeah?
You'’re the first person
that said that to me.
At the station house--I'’ll tell ya what.
What?
You get outside the car
and I'’ll get ready for you.
Oh, well-- [LAUGHS]
You'’re ready now.
I mean,
everything is nice.
Oh, this isn'’t nice.
I want it to be real nice.
It'’s gonna be real nice.
Is this a trick or what?
No! Girl Scout'’s honor.
Oh, yeah?
You'’re a Girl Scout.
All right.
Okay, give me your shirt
and close the door.
Yeah.
Okay, now shut your eyes.
Why?
I wanna surprise you.
What kinda surprise?
Well, if I told you,
it wouldn'’t be a surprise.
Now shut your eyes.
All right, all right.
Come on, now,
it'’s cold out here.
I'’m almost ready.
I'’m waiting, I'm waiting,
I'’m waiting.
Wanda, come on.Oh, it'’s coming.
I'’m waiting, I'm waiting,
come on.
Okay, um--
Don'’t open your eyes.
Okay, come on, Wanda.
WANDA: You'’ll
ruin the surprise.
I don'’t wanna ruin
the surprise.
All right.
WANDA: Start moving
closer to the car.
Okay.
Now, it'’s all right.
Yeah?
Okay, now,
you'’re coming home now.
Okay.Okay.
I hope this is okay,
because I really don'’t
like these games.
Okay, here comes
your surprise.
[HANDCUFFS CLICK]
Come on, wha--
Hey, what is this?
You swore that
there'’d be no tricks.
I said Girl Scout'’s honor.
Honey, I was never
in the Girl Scouts.
♪ People
♪ Won'’t you think about me?
♪ I'’m happy as I can be
You want another drink?
Oh, not yet.
Um, are you buying this one
or, um, shall we split it?
What do you mean by that?
Well, is this, um, a date
or are we just hanging out?
Same thing, isn'’t it?
Hey, you wanna dance?
Hey buddy, she'’s dancing
this one with me, huh?
Okay, okay.
Don'’t get upset.
Well?
Well, what?
Well, I thought you were
gonna ask me to dance.
In a minute, I'’ll just
finish the drink.
You-- You can'’t dance,
can you?
I can dance.You can'’t dance.
I can, I'’m all right.
Oh, listen, it'’s really okay.
Bobby, come on,
we'’ve gotta have a dance.
This'’ll be fun.
Come on, I'’ll show you.
It'’s not hard, really,
come on.
♪ The only thing I ask
♪ Is that truthfulness
Is part of you
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ People
♪ Won'’t you
Take out the time
♪ For an excursion
Of your mind?
♪ People
♪ Don'’t you hang around
♪ '’Cause the man's
Gonna come your way
♪ People
♪ Won'’t you think about me?
♪ I'’m happy as I can be
♪ People
♪ Don'’t you walk out
On life
♪ '’Cause life
Is a story line
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Love
♪ Love party
♪ It'’s all a love
♪ Love party
♪ Everybody wants to be cool
♪ When they put on their
Dancing shoes, my friend
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ So won'’t you get in line
♪ Join the party
♪ And dance tonight my friend?
♪ Oh, yeah,
Oh, yeah, yeah
♪ Love
♪ Love
♪ Love party
♪ It'’s a love party
♪ It'’s a love
♪ It'’s a love
♪ Love party
♪ It'’s a love party
♪ Love
♪ Hey!
♪ Love party
♪ It'’s a love party
♪ Let'’s have a love
♪ Ooh, love
♪ Love party
♪ Let'’s dance away the blues
♪ You know I could never
Lose your love again
♪ Oh, no
♪ Oh, no
♪ This feeling
That I have for you
♪ Makes me want to move
♪ And hope the music
Never ends, my friend
♪ Oh, no
♪ Oh, no, no, no
♪ Love
♪ Love party
♪ Love party
♪ We'’re gonna have a love
♪ Have a love
♪ Love party
♪ Love
♪ Love, love, love
♪ Love party
♪ Let'’s have a love
♪ Let'’s have a love
♪ Love party
♪ So don'’t you get out of line
♪ '’Cause I'm coming,
I'’m coming in on ♪
Aw, please, Wanda,
don'’t do this to me, please.
Don'’t "aw, please" me.
Where are you going now?
Home.
What about the keys?What keys?
The keys to the handcuffs.
You can'’t take them.Why not?
Because how am I
gonna get out of here?
I guess you won'’t.
Wanda, please.
I'’m a police officer.
Oh, you'’re right.
Of course I'’m right.
I guess I'’d better
leave the keys.
Good.
Bye!Wanda.
Wanda, get back here.
All right, I'’ll do
anything for you.
Money, is that it?
You want money? A car?
Okay, Wanda...
I'’ll marry you.
Wanda?
Wanda!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
All right, go get your stuff
and I'’ll wait here, but don't
take too long, all right?
What?I have a great idea.
What?Why don'’t we both spend
the night in my bedroom?
[LAUGHING]
Come on,
your mom and dad are home.
I know, that'’s what
makes it so exciting.
Are you crazy? Come on,
let'’s go to the beach.
That'’s why Moon
gave us the van, so we can
go to the beach, you know?
What'’s this "we" stuff?
She loaned it to me,
not you.
Oh, well, big deal.
Now, come on, let'’s just
get together and go--Listen.
Wait five minutes
and then come up.
I'’ll get the ladder.
It'’s the second window
from the end.
Yeah, but, Camille,
listen, you can'’t--
CAMILLE: Shh!
We don'’t want to wake
my parents, do we?
[SIGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Hi.
Hi. Can I have
a ride, please?
Uh, sure.
How you doin'’?
Five minutes,
second window from the end.
Which end?
[WHISPERING]
Camille?
Camille?
I'’ll be right there.
Mmm, your hair
smells so nice.
I love touching
your skin like this.
Let'’s get naked.
Ooh, yes.
Mmm, yes.
[MOANING]Oh, yes.
Oh, no, oh, no.
[CLOCK TICKING]
[SNORING]
Huh?
[SCREAMING]
Honey, stop!
[GASPING]I didn'’t know.
Where'’s my gun?
Mildred, never touch my gun.
Get him!
Get him! Go after him!
Get him!Oh, my god.
I got a good life.
I got my job, my car,
my friends.
I got the boulevard,
you know?
Don'’t you recognize me?
From where?
The drive-in.
The drive-in, huh?
Oh, wow.
You'’re the carhop.
I'’m sorry, I didn't recognize
you with your clothes on.
I mean, in that uniform,
who looks at your face
anyway, you know?
Thanks a lot.
Hey, no, no.
That'’s an art.
Look at this one, see?
Like rolling a joint.
Got any grass?
No, I don'’t smoke that stuff.
Reefer madness sets in
and I get kinda crazy.
I'’m sorry.
Didn'’t mean to, uh--
No, it'’s okay.
I just wasn'’t expecting it,
that'’s all, just wasn't.
You ever been married,
Chooch?
CHOOCH: Uh, no.
No, Chooch doesn'’t need
stuff like that, you know?
You had a lot of girlfriends,
I guess.
Yeah, I guess.
How many?
Oh, I don'’t know.
I can'’t remember.
About?
Look, I don'’t know,
I stopped countin'’.
What do you mean,
you stopped countin'’?
[LAUGHS]
Couple hundred, I guess.
Yeah?[TROPHY TOP CLANKS ON FLOOR]
Oh! I'’m sorry,
I didn'’t mean to.
It'’s all right,
I got plenty more.
[LAUGHS]
Oh.
Besides,
I got a lot
more important things
on my mind now.
Yeah? Well--
Well, what?
Mmm.
Mmm.
[WANDA MOANING]
[CHOOCH CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]
[MOON LAUGHS]
BOBBY:
Give me another drink,
come on.
But there'’s
no more, Bobby.
I don'’t even know
why I drank this.
I don'’t even drink.
It'’s crazy!
[BOTH LAUGH]
Let'’s go into the van,
let'’s get some more.
But there isn'’t
anymore, Bobby.
All that'’s left
is in this glass.
And it'’s all gone.
I danced, um,
pretty good tonight, huh?
It was okay.
What do you mean,
"it was okay"?
You mean, its just okay?
Yeah.
So now what?
What do you mean,
"Now what?"
I mean, what do you
wanna do?
You mean, tomorrow?
No, right now.
Oh, now?
Yeah, we could, you know,
take a nice walk,
romantic walk
down to the ocean
and maybe go skinny-dippin'’.
Skinny-dipping? No!
Why not?Oh, it'’s freezing out there.
Well, we could jump in
and get real cold
and then we could cuddle up
and get real warm.
I don'’t like the
skinny-dipping part.
I'’m feeling
really cold now.
Well, uh, what about
the cuddling-up part?
That'’d be okay,
I guess, huh?
I guess.
[EXCLAIMS][SCREAMS]
[LAUGHING]
You big klutz!
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ I want
♪ I want to let you know
♪ Just how
♪ Just how I'’m feeling
♪ And the fires
♪ That I get from you
♪ They make me warm
♪ Inside I'’m trembling
♪ '’Cause love
♪ It'’s a priceless thing
♪ That even I know won'’t break
♪ I put my trust in you
♪ I put my trust in you
[WAVES CRASHING]
WOMAN: [ON POLICE RADIO]
All units be on the lookout
for Officer Al Zass,
last seen in a black-and-white
driving with
an unidentified woman
along the
Pacific Coast Highway.
The officer has not checked in
and assumed to be a runaway.
[ENGINE ROARING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Hey, great going, Gerdie!
You just broke
the track record!
You'’re the new champ!
Nobody'’ll beat me!
I'’m the greatest!
Yeah, you tell '’em, Gerdie!
[LAUGHING]
CHOOCH:
Come on, straighten '’em out,
straighten '’em right out.
Don'’t put it in high yet,
not yet.
Go! Go, Chooch!
Come on, Chooch, now.
Into it, into it, easy.
[LAUGHING]
Set up, that'’s good,
now come in high.
Yeah, that'’s it, that's it.
Go, go!
High, high, get down low,
go in, high.
You'’ve got it,
you drive like a mother...
You got it, Choocher,
come on, baby! [LAUGHING]
Come on, Chooch,
you'’re gonna make the record!
Yes, yes, yes!
Come on!
Now power, now in,
now around, slide easy.
That'’s it, perfect.
You'’re entering high,
you'’re turning low.
You got it, Chooch!
Ahh! Whoo!
[CHOOCH WHOOPING]
You just broke
the track record!I know.
You deserve it!It was a breeze, baby.
Hey, the other record
holder'’s gonna be mad.
That'’s his problem.
It'’s not a him, it's a her.
Here she comes!
[LAUGHS]
You idiot!
I broke the record!
I'’m the winner!
I'’m the winner,
I'’m the winner!
I'’m the winner!
Can you help me?
Why?
Why?
Yeah.
Why?
I suppose I arrested you
at one point?
[LAUGHING]
No.
Could I get
a drink, please?
Could I get a--
Sure.
Very cute.
That'’s funny.
[COUGHING]
Very funny.
What are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
Taking your badge.
And your money.
Not bad.
You'’re gonna be in
a lot of trouble here, boy.
I'’m shaking, I'm so scared.
Don'’t do that,
don'’t do that.
Why not?
That'’s my gun.
You'’ll get in a lot of trouble
for that, my boy.
I'’m scared to death.
Why won'’t you help me?
Because you'’re
The Man, man.
Faggot. Closet faggot.
Go ride your motorcycle.
I'’ll get you.
[VIDEOGAME BEEPING]
Where'’d you get
the name "Chooch" from?
People started calling
me that, that'’s all.
What'’s it mean, huh?
Tell me.
Short for Choo-Choo.
That'’s my name.
[LAUGHING]
Well, what'’s your real
first name?
What?
Your real first name.
My first name?Yeah.
You don'’t wanna know.
Yes, I do. Please?
It'’s not a real name,
you know?
I mean,
it'’s not my kinda name.
Please tell me.
Leon!Leon?
Yeah, Leon Vonstein.
That'’s why they
call me "Chooch."
Oh.
I won.
It was close.
Yah! [LAUGHS]
These are my friends.
Hey, you two
know each other?
What?
Oh, no, why?
I don'’t know, it just looked
like you knew each other.
No. Hey, how you doing?
I'’m, uh, I'm Bob
and this here'’s Moon.
This is Wanda.
Nice to meet ya.
And this is
Greg and Camille.
Nice.What?
Not telling him about
the drive-in restaurant.
And you met Moon and Bobby.
Still Wanda.
[LAUGHING]
Hey, let'’s play.All right.
[GAME WHISTLING AND WHOOPING]
That'’s the wall, you found it,
yeah, that'’s good.
No, no, the other way,
you'’re going backwards.
Other way!
Come on, woman.
Back.
Come on, put it--
The wall again.
See, the wall
is the white there.
The white?
[BELLS DINGING][FLIPPERS CLACKING]
Hey, look at my score!
Not bad.
Go to second.
Go to second.
Now left, hard left.
The wall'’s straight,
as opposed to
hard left, left.
Go to third--
Too much left.
And the wall--
That'’s the wall again,
same wall.
Come on, Moon, come on.Okay, now don'’t break
my concentration.
Come on, you'’re nothing
at this game.
Break your concentration,
what concentration?
You'’re nothing at this game.I got it, I got it.
It'’s nothing,
you'’re not gonna beat my score.
You'’re not gonna beat it.I got it.
No way.Yay! Yeah!
Come on, Moon!I got it!
There you go, hot shot!
I won, I won!
You tilted the machine, Moon.
What are you talking about?
That'’s not the way to play,
you know, it'’s not fair.
[ENGINE ROARING]
Look, you tilted the machine,
Moon, that'’s why you won.
Oh, so you admit I won.
No, no, I'’m not saying
you really won.
Well then,
you say I cheated.
Aw, come on, you two,
why don'’t you just put
some gloves on
and duke it out in the ring?
Yeah, haven'’t you already
proven that you'’re equal?
We haven'’t dragged yet.
Well, I'’m quite willing.
Okay, when?
How about tomorrow
morning, sunrise?
That'’ll give you both time
for a little tune-up.
BOBBY: Sure, it'’s great.
Fine with me.
You ready, Moon?
I was born ready.
You just name the place.
BOBBY: Anywhere.
I'’ll race anywhere,
except that damn Raymer Street.
I know just the place.
Yeah, where?
Trust me.
[WHOOPING]
[ALL LAUGHING]
That'’s not funny.
There'’s nothing
funny about that!
MOON:
Ah, dude, that'’s great.
[GREG LAUGHS]
[GULLS SQUAWKING]
[WEAKLY]
Stand up, Al.
Come on, you can do it.
You gotta survive.
This is good.
You should be
proud of yourself.
I can'’t die here.
I can'’t be
the first police officer
to die of thirst
on Malibu Beach.
[BARKING]
Hey, doggie.
Hi, doggie, come to Daddy.
Come on, doggie.
Good doggie, yes, that'’s it,
good doggie, nice doggie.
Get the keys.
Get the keys, doggie.
Get the keys, doggie.
Please?
Please get the keys?
No.
No, Daddy doesn'’t wanna shake.
Just get the keys.
[WHINES]
No. No, you want a treat?
No treat, no treat.
No treat unless you
get me the keys.
Now get me
those goddamn keys.
[WHINES]
No, no, doggie.
Yes.
Yes!
Good, good doggie.
Good doggie, that'’s a doggie.
No, doggie.
No, no, no, no, no!
What are you, retarded?
Bitch.
[BARKING]
[GIRL SCREAMS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[ALL YELLING]
[CHEERING]
You win some,
you lose some.You lose some!
Yeah, you lost!
You like that game, huh?
Boom! [LAUGHS]
Cut it out, cut it out.
Hey, Camille,
you wanna take
a swim with the ducks?
Whoo, man, I'’m exhausted.
Yeah, me too,
that'’s hard work.
Listen, you guys, I'’m gonna go
for a sub, do you want one?
Hey, is Chooch gonna be
over here later?
I don'’t think so.
He said we should meet him
over at the garage
and we'’ll get to work.Okay.
Whoo!
Ow!
[VAN RATTLING]
Hey, you guys okay?
Hey, is everybody
okay in there?
[MUFFLED SNORT]
Hey!
[PIG GRUNTING]
I didn'’t know!
[LAUGHS]
[GIRL SCREAMING]
[PEOPLE YELLING]
Reggie!
Reggie, you come back here!
[SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER]
Reggie?
[PIG GRUNTING]
MAN: [ON HELICOPTER P.A.]
Police Officer Al Zass, we
cannot make contact with you.
Please call
Van Nuys Boulevard
Division immediately.
Where are you, Officer Zass?
Police Officer Al Zass, we
cannot make contact with you.
Please call
Van Nuys Boulevard--
Oh!
Oh, excuse me. Really.
MAN: [IN ITALIAN ACCENT]
You know, you look
like a nice fella.
I think I fix you
a nice, big, fat sandwich.
GREG: Oh, molto grande.
Molto grande?You Italian?
Yeah, well,
I'’m half Italian, yeah.
I'’m not Italian,
I'’m Sicilian.
Siciliano?
[LAUGHS]
Hey, well, my mother'’s
from Genoa.
Oh, you from Genoa?
Yeah!Oh, good!
Paisan! Paisan!
Just for that I make you
a nice, good sandwich.
You are gonna have enough
for the whole week.
Oh, molto grande!
There, how do you
like that?
You like tomato?
Yeah! A little tomato.Okay.
And a little more--
A little more sausage,
sure, why not?
All rightYou like that?
Yeah.One more, how'’s that?
That'’s great.
Good! One for the road!
[LAUGHS]
There you are.
Okay.Nice!
You better hold on to it
with both hands, huh?
Oh!
How'’s that?
Ahh!What'’s the matter?
[WOMAN MOANING]
And one more thing.
I need those lab
reports right now!
Okay, now which of you
is the patient?
He is.
Let him speak for himself.
Okay, what'’s
the problem, son?
[GREG MUMBLING]
What?
[MUMBLING]
Listen. I have
no time for games.
But, Miss,
you don'’t understand.
I told you once, please,
let him speak for himself.
Now, for the last time.
Okay, Miss, you see--Ms.
Oh, all right, Ms.
You see, he can'’t talk,
that'’s why he's here.
You see, his mouth
is stuck open.
Are you jiving me?
No.
Is that true?
Okay, son,
what is your name?
[MUMBLING]
What?
His name is Greg.
And the last name?
What is his last name?
What is your
last name, Greg?
I never got that.
You can'’t write it.
I have to.
It'’s against regulations
for the patients
to fill out these slips.
Okay, so, um,
so what do we do?
I'’m sorry,
but we can'’t treat him
without filling out
these forms,
and I have to do it myself.
Now, son, try to
tell me your name,
letter by letter.
A--
A?
Okay now, lady,
this is ridiculous.
Now if we don'’t get
a doctor down here right now,
I'’m gonna close
your mouth permanently.
You can'’t talk to me
like that!
I can'’t, can I?
Okay, okay!
Just stay right there.
[ECHOING ON P.A.]
Dr. Hefflefinger?
Dr. Hefflefinger!
Please report
to emergency, stat!
Now go sit over there.
Okay, now your problem.
Oh.
Come on, you two,
he'’s not gonna have a baby.
Greg!Hey, Greg.
How'’s the jaw?How are you?
Hey, didn'’t they
get it fixed?
[MUMBLES]
I'’m just fine.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, you are.
Well, tell us,
how did it happen?
Well, okay,
I went up to Mario'’s
to get a submarine sandw--
Hey, I'’m sorry
about that, Doc.
And have a good game.
And so I went up to Mario'’s
to get a sandwich
and he noticed
that I'’m half Italian
so he made me
an extra big one.
And so when
I went to bite it
I had my mouth real wide
and I go--
[MOANS]
Just fooling.
[LAUGHS]
[MOANS]
Hey, come on.
[GREG MUMBLING
AND CRYING]
Greg, hey, come on, hey--
He'’s just joking.
No, I don'’t think he is.
Yeah!He'’s being serious, you jerk.
[WAVES CRASHING]
WOMAN: [ON POLICE RADIO]
All units, continue the search
for Officer Zass.
If you are listening,
Officer Zass,
your mother says
you can have your room back
if you come home.
[MAN TALKING ON TV]
Hi.
This is Gracie.
Um, she'’s gonna spend
the night tonight.
Is it okay?
Sure, she can sleep
in the spare room.
Thanks.
Good night.Good night.
MAN: [ON TV]
We interrupt this program
for a special CPI bulletin.
A police officer
has been reported missing.
Officer Zass was last seen--
MILDRED: Quiet girl.
Pretty, though,
don'’t you think?
Yeah, very pretty.
CHOOCH: I guess you guys
got everything you need.
Yeah.I'’ll see you
in the morning.
Thanks, Chooch.
Thanks for use
of the garage.
Ah, that'’s okay.
Ain'’t my place,
I just work here.
You'’re not gonna get
into any trouble, are you?
Oh, no, the boss is cool.
Good night.
Okay, goodbye, Chooch.Later on.
See you later.
Well, let'’s get to it.
Okay.
[STARTS ENGINE]
You awake?
Of course I'’m awake,
are you crazy?
Are your parents asleep?
[LAUGHS]
Yeah. How'’s your jaw?
Oh, it'’s all right.
I can make it better.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Mildred?
You awake?
[LOUDER]
Mildred? You awake?
[DOOR CREAKING]
Oh God, I shouldn'’t have
winked at him.
What? [GASPS]
Shh.
You awake, huh?
CAMILLE: No.
I just wanted to see
if everything was all right.
If you needed anything.
Everything'’s fine.
How about a glass of water?
Would you like
some water, huh?
Or some milk, maybe?
No, thanks.
My, you sure have
a wonderful body.
Your skin is
so, so tight.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, you'’re welcome.
Your buttocks,
so nice and firm.
I like firm, young girls.
[DOOR CREAKING]
Armond!
Camille!
Camille?
Mildred!
WOMAN: Alan?
Alan, my baby,
where are you?
Alan, Alan!
Bubbie? Alan?
Alan?Mommy?
Oh, Mom.
Oh, my baby,
what have they done to you?
I looked all over for you.
Keys.
What? Speak up.
The keys!
Mommy, the keys!
They'’re in the sand.
The keys are
in the sand, Alan?
ZASS: Yes.
I don'’t see the keys
anywhere, Alan.
They'’re buried
in the sand.
A little doggie
buried the keys.
I'’ll be right back.
[WAILING]
No, don'’t go, don't go!
Mommy, don'’t leave me, no!
I'’ll be right back.
[RATCHETING]
Are you ready?
Just about.
I can'’t believe this.
What?All this.
What in the hell
are you doing,
rebuilding your engine?
Will you come on, Moon?
I mean, will you just,
just lay off, huh?
Just lay off.
I'’m sorry.
I'’m really sorry!
I'’m going,
I'’ll see you there.
Look, I don'’t know
where it is.
Ask Chooch if you wanna
know, you smart aleck!
[REVVING ENGINE]
Hey, Bobby.
Hey, Chooch.
What?[LAUGHING]
What is all this?It'’s the new me.
Wanda and I
are gonna get married.
Then we'’re gonna
fly to Tennessee
to her dad'’s farm to live.
Well, what about,
what about the rod, man?
Man, I don'’t
need it anymore.
The boulevard'’s changed.
It'’s a bunch of young kids
like you now.
There ain'’t nothing here
for me anymore.
Hey, Chooch,
that'’s great, man.
It'’s really great.
It'’s time.
Well, damn, man,
congratulations!
Chooch!It'’s Leon.
Leon?That'’s my real name.
[LAUGHING]
Hey, where'’s Moon?
Oh, man,
she'’s pissed at me.
Oh, what the hell for?
BOBBY: I don'’t know, beats me.
Let'’s go, huh?
Sure, follow me.
[REVVING ENGINE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BOTH REVVING ENGINES]
You ready?
Ready?
Okay, the flag is up!
Go!
[WHOOPING]
Hey, Bobby, go!
Come on, Moon!
Bobby!Moon!
Bobby!Moon!
Whoo!
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Bobby got it!
Bobby got it, whoo!
He got it!
Stupid.
[SIGHS]
Congratulations.
BOBBY: Thank you.
That was great driving.
What'’s wrong, Moon?
You sore because I won?
No, I'’m not sore.
You just disappoint me,
that'’s all.
What are you talking about?
Bobby, when are you
gonna grow up?
I really thought you were
more together than that.
But no, you had to
work on your van
all night, didn'’t you?
Oh, come on, Moon.
Don'’t touch me!
Come on, Moon,
don'’t give me that shit!
Go hug your precious van!
You care more about it
than you do me anyway.
Oh, I do, huh?
Is that what you think?
Yeah!
Yeah, that'’s what I think.
Okay.
Okay.
[STARTS ENGINE]
[REVS ENGINE]
Oh, my God, Bobby!
Bobby, I didn'’t mean it!
♪ This love
♪ This love
I have for you
♪ Is for now
And ever always
♪ Now I know
♪ For sure it'’s real
♪ Your love is true
♪ I'’m not your plaything
♪ '’Cause love
♪ '’Cause love
♪ Is a priceless thing
♪ It'’s a priceless thing
♪ That even money
♪ That even money
Won'’t bring
♪ Won'’t bring
Don'’t touch me, Bobby,
don'’t touch me.
Why did you do that?
You loved that van!
Leave me alone!
What are you
talking about?Don'’t touch me!
I don'’t understand
why you did that.
Just leave me alone,
go away!
What are you talking
about, Moon?
♪ So I'’m gonna
♪ So I give my heart to you
♪ I give my heart to you
[SONG PLAYING]
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ People
♪ Won'’t you
Take out the time
♪ For an excursion
Of your mind?
♪ People
♪ Don'’t you hang around
♪ The man'’s
Gonna come your way
♪ People
♪ Won'’t you think about me?
MOON: Bobby!
♪ I'’m happy as I can be
♪ People
♪ Don'’t you walk out on life
♪ '’Cause life is a story line
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
[POP SONG PLAYING]
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna hold me
Hey, hang in there, baby!
WANDA:
Hey, Leon, I can'’t believe
that you sold your car.
I bet you'’re sorry now.
CHOOCH: Oh, not considering
who bought it.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Well, Zass,
more trouble?
Hi, guys.
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
[CROWD CHEERING]
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Time to get cruisin'’
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ For a girl tonight
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ In Van Nuys
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ I got my wheels in motion
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ It'’s my love machine
♪ Gonna make you on the
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
[VEHICLE DOORS SLAM]
[ENGINE STARTS][REVVING LOUDLY]
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna make me
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna meet me
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna kiss me
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna hold me
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna make me
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna meet me
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna meet me
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna kiss me
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna hold me
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna make me
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ I'’ve got a mean machine
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ I'’m lookin' mighty clean
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ All the girls
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Lookin'’ mighty right
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys
How you doing?
Mmm.
Don'’t you ever wear clothes?
Well, it'’s hot, Bobby.
Why don'’t you turn on
the air conditioning?
Oh, I like the sweat.
It'’s more sensual.
Kiss me.
Hey, come on.
Oh.
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
MAN: [ON TV] Cruise night
on Van Nuys Boulevard.
It'’s a phenomenon.
It is, however, not new.
In fact, it started
over 20 years ago
when the local hot rod clubs
would gather
at a drive-in restaurant
every Wednesday night.
Now it'’s become a ritual--
Hey, come on.
Wait a minute,
let me watch this.
I have to get home soon.
My dad'’ll be
wanting his car back.
Excuse me.
Al Zass, hi.
Do you mind telling us
exactly how you feel
about cruise night?
Not at all...
What'’s it about?
ZASS: ...it'’s time it stopped.
It'’s about Van Nuys Boulevard
in California.
Look, a lot of wild things
go on here.
We'’ll stop it.
Well, exactly how
do you intend to do that?
Lots of ways.
We'’re going to start
enforcing a curfew.
There will be
a 10:00 p.m. curfew
for those under 18.
We'’ll be enforcing this,
we'’ll be taking the kids,
we'’ll be spot-checking them
and lockin'’ 'em up.
REPORTER: Do you mean
you'’ll send them to jail?
ZASS: Not exactly jail.
We'’ll take 'em
down to the station,
let '’em call their
parents, you know,
the younger ones anyway.
Throws a little
scare into '’em.
On what grounds do you--
Anything we can find.
Curfew ain'’t all.
There'’s lots of things.
There'’s drag racing,
noisy mufflers.
Look, these kids are wild.
[LAUGHING]
You understand
what I'’m saying?
You wouldn'’t believe what
some of '’em get up to.
And they ain'’t
all kids, either.
Thank you, Officer Zass.
This is CPI News--
Hey, what'’d you do that for?
I came here to see you,
not to watch the damn
television set.
I ain'’t got much time.
Hey, what'’s wrong
with you lately?
What'’d I do?
Look, it'’s not you, Jo.
I mean, I'’m just
bored with this town.
I mean, nothing happens here.
Besides, my van.
I mean, I got
no competition here.
I mean, I wanna get out,
I wanna move, I wanna race.
There'’s lots of things
here, Bobby.
Well, I'’m stuck here!
You understand?
I mean, I'’m not ever
gonna amount to anything
in this damn place.
You got a nice job.
And what about me?
What'’ll I do?
Oh yeah, what about
all the guys over at
the Bowl-a-Rama?
Can'’t keep you away
from that place.
Come on.
You know I like you best.
Yeah, sure.
Where you going?
Van Nuys Boulevard.
When?Now!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you,
Meet you
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna kiss me
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Time to go cruisin'’
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ For a girl tonight
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ In Van Nuys
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ I got my wheels
In motion
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ It'’s my love machine
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Hold me
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Time to get cruisin'’
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ For a girl tonight
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ In Van Nuys
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ I got my wheels
In motion
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ It'’s my love machine
♪ Gonna make you
♪ The boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
Marilyn!
Marilyn!
Whoo!
[ALL GIGGLING]
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
[SONG FADES]
[ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
[MUSIC PLAYING IN VAN]
[TRUCK ENGINE REVVING]
[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
Hi! What'’ll you have?
Well, I'’ll take a hamburger
with French fries
and a triple thick shake.
A hamburger, French fries
and a triple thick shake.
Yeah.Sure thing.
Lucky door.
You new around here?
Yeah, I just got in.
I thought so.
I usually remember
all the cute guys.
You here for cruise night?
Yeah, I thought
I'’d check it out.
So far it'’s looking
pretty good.
Tough-looking van
you got here.
What you got in it?
Turbo 425.
Hot stuff.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Yeah, it moves all right.
So do I.
Get off the boulevard, friend,
you can'’t cut it.
[LAUGHS]
Hey, cutie!
How you doin'’, darlin'?
MAN 1: Chooch, you wanna
sell your ride?
Ahh, give me a break!
[LAUGHS]
MAN 2: Hey, man!Whoo!
MAN 3:
Hey, nice wheels, man!
WOMAN:
Hey, Slick.
Hey, Beulah!BEULAH: Hey, Chooch.
Hey, Chooch!
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[SIREN BLARING]
Oh, man.
[SIREN STOPS]
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
ZASS: Well, Chooch,
more trouble.
Where'’s your bike,
your mama took it away?
In the shop.
Don'’t let it bother you
and don'’t you say
anything about my mother
or I'’ll run you in, creep.
Hey, nobody calls Chooch
a creep, man.
What?
Nobody calls Chooch
a creep, man.
Don'’t be a hero.
CHOOCH: What'’s that for?
Running a red light.
Oh man, she mooned me.
Oh yeah, she
mooned you, Chooch?
Yeah.
Start your engine.What for?
Do it.
You gonna pay for the gas?
Bobby, wake up
in there, please.
Gimme the light.
Rev it up.
[STARTS ENGINE]
Revving.
That sounds nice.
Nice? That sounds great.
Let'’s hear it again.
Anything to get you off,
Alan.
[REVVING ENGINE]
That'’s real nice.
It'’s loud, too.
I think I'’ll
write you up for noise.
What do you think of that?
Just hurry up.
Your mother'’s waiting for me
back at my house.
I'’m kidding!
It was a joke, man!Was it?
Yeah, a joke, like a little--Little joke?
I'’m full of jokes, yeah.
I thought it'’d be funny--It'’s not.
MAN: [ON POLICE RADIO]
Officer needs help,
57th and Vermont,
northeast corner, code three.
[FEMALE DISPATCHER TALKING]
Excuse me, officer.
Yeah, what? What is it?
All right! [WHOOPING]
Yes, I love it!
Love, love, love, love it!
[ENGINE RUMBLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
How you doing?
What took you so long?
I'’m really hungry.
Meet you in the back.
Meet me in the back?
Yep?One.
One what?
Gallon or dollar?
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
Dollar. You think I'’d waste
your time for a gallon?
Hey, you owe me
50 cents now, man.
Yeah, I know.
Well?
I'’ll owe ya.
Hey, Greg.
Hey, hot stuff, huh?
It'’s her.Who?
It... it'’s her!
Who?
I can'’t believe it,
it'’s her!
You know that chick?
No, of course
I don'’t know her,
but it'’s her!
I can'’t believe it.
Hey, I can'’t believe you.
No, no, I dreamt
about her, man,
three nights in a row,
that we went to
an amusement park.
That'’s the girl in my dream!
Hey, I'’m gonna go tell her
about my dream, man.
Hey, come on, Greg,
you'’re crazy.
No, no, no.
Besides, look at the size
of that guy with her.
Come on, Greg!Let go, man!
Okay.
It'’s your ass, man,
not mine.
Hi!
Hi.
Well, what do you want?
Um, well, you'’re not
gonna believe this, but...
I dreamt about you.
You what?I dreamt about you.
No, no, wait, listen,
please, I--
Ow! Come on,
let it down, it hurts!
Hey!
Please!What the hell
you doing, buddy?
Hey, buddy, hey, you.
Oh, hey, it'’s okay, man,
I just dreamt about her.
Yeah, three nights in a row
I dreamt about her.
It'’s just fate.
Hey, you know about fate,
don'’t you, man?
Keep your dreams
to yourself, you little turd!
[CANS CLINKING]
You didn'’t have to hit him!
Shut up.I will not!
Why should I?
You can'’t do anything
without using your fists!
[LAUGHING WILDLY]
God, I'’ll kill him!
I'’ll kill him,
the little freak!
Hey, let me get
my hands on him!
I'’ll tear his head off!
What the hell are you doing?
Shut up, shut up!
Creep! Get out of
that goddamn car!
Get your ass out here, come out
and fight like a goddamn man,
you little creep!
Hey, fuck you!
GREG'’S FRIEND:
Hey, get outta here, man!
I wanna know
your friend'’s name!
I wanna know his damn name!
Get outta here!I wanna know who he is!
What the hell'’s
your friend'’s name?
Jason, come on,
get back in the car, man.
He tore up my car!
I wanna know
the creep'’s name!
I'’m gonna go get his ass!
Thanks, Jason.
God, I'’d like to kill
that little jerk!
Jason, look out!
[YELLING AT EACH OTHER]
How do you like that?
Hey, that'’s
my mother'’s car!
Whoo!
[PEOPLE YELLING AND CHEERING]
Hi.
Hey, man, that'’s
my mother'’s car, come on!
Hey, get off there,
you nerd!
Hey!Hey, Moon, how you doing?
What is going on?
Oh, forget it,
it'’s a long story.
[WOMAN SQUEALING]
MAN: What do you
think of that?
I missed one.
[PEOPLE YELL AND CHEER]
MAN: Come on, more!
My dad'’s so cool.
Hi, girls.
What are you having tonight?
Hi, I'’ll take
a cheeseburger and fries.
[WINCH RATTLING]
[METAL CREAKING]
You know what I should do?
What?What?
I should punch him out.
Hey, why don'’t you
just take--
Hey, come on,
you guys, uh--
Keep cool.
Yeah, well, it'’s not easy
with that jerk.
Real funny.
[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]
WOMAN: Hi, Jason,
what are you doing here?
Hey, Nancy,
am I glad to see you!Who'’s your friends?
They'’re not my friends.
Hey, come on, listen,
I didn'’t do anything to you.
Can'’t you just give me a ride
down the boulevard?
Bug off.He'’s cute, he can ride.
Besides, I don'’t
take up much room.
Hey, what about me?
How am I supposed to
get home?
All right, you can come,
he stays.
Thanks a lot, friend.
Hey, them are the breaks.
Hey, what about
my 50 cents, man?
I'’ll owe ya!
[BROKEN GLASS CLINKING]
Hey, Camille.
I wonder what'’s
going on in there.
Now let me try.
[CHUCKLES]
Come closer.Mmm.
I never knew
it would be like this,
Van Nuys Boulevard.
[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE RUMBLING]
Hi.
Hey, hey!
Shoulda known
bringing you along
would be bad luck.
Well, it'’s her fault.
Yeah, Nancy, would you
stay out of my life
from now on, please?
Hurry up, guys,
I wanna cruise.
[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE RUMBLING]
Hey, you can keep
your 50 cents!
[LAUGHING WILDLY]
Is that who I think it was?
Yep.
And did you see
what he was with?
[EXHALES HARD] Yep.
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ People
♪ Let me tell you about
♪ This feeling
That I have inside
♪ People
♪ It'’s a feeling of love
♪ Togetherness
All the time
♪ People
♪ Won'’t you come with me?
♪ On a trip of ecstasy
[MUSIC COTNINUES]
♪ And people, that'’s
A part of you
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
[MUSIC CONTINUES IN DISTANCE]
Lovely room.
Thank you.
[SONG PLAYING]
♪ Ooh
♪ Who would'’ve thought it
♪ That sexy lady
♪ Says she'’s a woman
Of pleasure
♪ Woman of pleasure
♪ Woman of dreams
♪ Woman of ecstasy
♪ And all those things
♪ A teacher of fantasy
♪ A teacher of love
♪ A teacher of dreams
♪ And all those things
♪ She'’s gonna do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it, do it
♪ Do it, do it to ya
♪ She'’s gonna do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it, do it
♪ Do it, do it to ya
[LAUGHS]
Hey, what you got
in that hunk of junk?
I got more
than you can handle.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.Meet you on Raymer.
What'’s a Raymer?
It'’s a street, dummy.
It'’s where everybody drags.
You ready?
Yeah, sure.
Well, follow me,
if you can.
[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE RUMBLING]
Thank you, baby.
Oh, thanks!
[ENGINES REVVING]
CAMILLE: Come on, Moon,
you can beat this cowboy,
he'’s a hick.
That junk'’s not gonna move.
Come on, you can do it.
[LAUGHS]
Whoo! [LAUGHS]
[FIRECRACKERS POPPING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[ENGINES ACCELERATING]
[POLICE SIREN BLARING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[GROWLING]
[SNORING]
BOBBY:
So I'’m in town
about two hours
and I pull out
of this drive-in
and this chick over here,
she'’s got a blue van
and she asks me
if I wanna drag.
So we go over to this, um,
Raymer Street?
[CHUCKLES]
And you know that cop
that gives everybody problems?
Zass.
Yeah, Zass.
Well, he pulls me over.
I'’m about 10,
15 feet ahead of--
He'’s out of his head.
I was 10 feet ahead of him,
at least 10 feet.
Oh sure, sure, if that'’s
what you wanna think.
You men, you just can'’t
stand losing, can you?
I don'’t lose.
Big macho.
And don'’t call me
chick, dude.
Well, you wait.
We'’ll try it again, chick.
You bet we will, dude.
[LAUGHS]
There'’s some company
here for you, Chooch.
Hey, who'’s that,
Public Enemy Number One?
You'’re really
asking for it, Chooch.
Then why don'’t you
give it to me
right here in front
of all these people?
Come on, hurry up.
You bums are all
full of hot air.
You don'’t scare me.
You'’re scared of
your own shadow, man.
Excuse me.
Oh, yeah?
Go to your mat.
Up yours, Zass.
That'’ll do, moron.
Sit down on your mat!
Good.
Very good.
[SNORES]
GREG: It'’s fate.
Yeah, sure.
This is the guy that
says he dreamt about me.
Oh, yeah.Three times.
He dreamt about me
three times.
Imagine that.
[SCOFFS]
Must have been a nightmare.
Very funny.
Who asked you, anyway?
Hey, I'’m just trying to
liven things up, come on.
Hey, I didn'’t know the cops
went co-ed. [LAUGHS]
CHOOCH:
They'’re outta cells, man.
It'’s Wednesday night, you know?
Cruise night?
You seem to know
a lot about this place.
CHOOCH: I should, dolly.
Big Al runs me in here
every Wednesday night.
No kiddin'’.
Yeah, it'’s gettin' to be
a regular thing, like clockwork.
For a lot of years now.
Gettin'’ to be
like one of the family.
Yeah, me and him
was in school together.
Hey, um, Red.
Red.
What they put you
in here for?
Um, I was hitchhiking
without--
What?
[LOUDER]
I was hitchhiking
without having at least
one foot on the curb.
Oh. [LAUGHS]
That'’s heavy shit, man.
You'’ll probably get
at least 10 to 20 for that one.
Hey, we will be out of here
by tomorrow, won'’t we?
By sunrise, yeah.
Great, tomorrow
let'’s go to the amusement park.
That was part of the dream,
we have to.
Hey, let'’s all go!
Let'’s all go
to Magic Mountain.
I'’ll go.All right!
What about you, cowboy?
You gonna go?
Why not?
Besides, I'’m not letting you
out of my sight
until we race again.
Gotta prove your
manhood, huh?
Yeah, very funny.
[MOON LAUGHS]
Yeah, let'’s all go!
All right.All right!
Hey, uh, Chooch,
what about you?
Hey, man, that stuff'’s
for kids, come on.
Kids?
What about the Revolution?
What'’s the Revolution?
The Revolution?
It'’s a roller coaster that you
ride upside-down in a loop.
Hey, Chooch, come on, man,
are you chicken?
Hey, nobody calls Chooch
a chicken, man.
[PEOPLE WHOOPING AND YELLING]
GREG: Oh, man!
[LAUGHS]
BOBBY: Hey Chooch,
what do you think?
No sweat.
How come they'’re holding
their hands up like that?
Oh, I guess they think
it'’s macho.
Hey, you sure like
that word, hey, Moon?
When it fits.
Well, I'’m ready.
Yeah, let'’s go,
come on.
Oh, I'’m not so sure.
You don'’t have
a way with words.
Hey, now wait a minute,
you guys, come here.
This is the high
of the place.
You gotta build up to it
little by little, you know?
Oh, come on, man,
you'’re just chicken.
No, I was just kidding, Chooch,
that'’s a real good idea.
You'’re right.
Let'’s go.
Let'’s go!GREG: Come on!
[CALLIOPE PLAYING
THE BLUE DANUBE]
[CALLIOPE CONTINUES]
[MAN CALLING RACE]
[BELL RINGING]
[CALLIOPE CONTINUES]
GREG: Hey, oh,
you can call me Gray
and you can call me--[LAUGHS]
Gee, I don'’t know
about that thing.
Hey, it'’s real cool.Are you sure?
Yeah, besides,
it'’s in my dream.
That roller coaster
was in your dream?
[LAUGHS] I told you
it was a nightmare.
Yeah, but I never thought
I'’d agree with you.
Hey, everybody does.
You think you'’re ready
for that one?
Yep, ma'’am,
I think I can make it.
How about you, Chooch,
you ready?
Hey, Chooch, come on,
you'’re not getting
scared, are ya?
Hey, the Chooch ain'’t
scared of nothing.
[ALL YELLING AND WHOOPING]
[GEARS CLACKING]
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
[ALL WHOOPING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[WHOOPING AND CHEERING]
[WHOOPING AND LAUGHING]
GREG: Chooch! [LAUGHS]I think he'’s dead.
Hey, dude,
how'’d you like that?
Whoo!
[WHOOPING]
[ALL CHEERING]
Oh, man!
Whoo!
Coming in?
[CALLIOPE PLAYING]
Hello!
[GROANING]
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[CHOOCH GAGGING]
[TOILET FLUSHING]
[TOILETS FLUSHING]
[CHOOCH RETCHING LOUDLY]
Hey, how'’s it
going, Chooch?
Fine, man, just fine.
Yeah? You look green
as a frog. [LAUGHS]
Ow!
Hey, hey, Greg, Greg,
leave him alone, man.
That guy is sick.
Hey, what do you say
we all hit the road, huh?
Yeah, let'’s go.Hey, right on.
Hey, how'’d you
like the Revolution?
I liked it fine, man.
That'’s great, you know why?Why?
If you liked that,
you'’re gonna love Colossus!
[LAUGHING]
You creep.You'’re so stupid.
Hey, I'’m just foolin'.
All the way from Kansas City,
making their first
Southern California appearance
to introduce
to you a brand-new dance
called,
"The Van Nuys Boulevard,"
ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the Kansas City
Glitter Girls.
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ Boogie on down
The boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ Boogie on down
The boulevard
♪ I want a
♪ I want a woman
♪ I need a
♪ I need a woman
♪ I found a
♪ I found a woman
♪ I want a
♪ I want a woman
♪ I need a
♪ I need a woman
♪ I'’ll find her
♪ Find her right down
On the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ I'’m gonna boogie
Down the boulevard
♪ Boogie on down
The boulevard ♪
Hey, it'’s too bad
Chooch isn'’t here.
He'’d really like this.
[LAUGHING]
Why are you always
picking on Chooch?
Come on, Moon.
Greg'’s just kidding.
Aren'’t you, Greg, huh?
Yeah, I'’m just kidding.
Yeah, sure.
And why, why do you
stick up for him, anyway?
Excuse me.
[WHISTLES]
I think she'’s got the
hots for ya, buddy boy.
Yeah, sure looks like it,
doesn'’t it?
You wouldn'’t know doggie poo
till you stepped in it.
Don'’t you understand?
Understand what?
Never mind.
Wanna dance?
Uh, yeah, in just a minute,
just a minute.
You know,
she'’s right, man.
Moon really likes you,
a lot.
Yeah, really?
Come on, man, really?
Go for it, man.
WANDA: Let me go!
Get your paws off me
this minute!
Let me go, please.
Get off of me.
Let go of me, you creep!
I don'’t wanna, come on.
No, no.Please?
Look, okay.
Could you tell me,
please, why you came
out here in the first place?
You said you were
gonna take me home.
This isn'’t my home.
I am going to take you home,
just as soon as we finish
what we'’re starting.
We'’re not gonna finish,
'’cause we're not gonna start.
Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
[MOANING] Oh, Al.
Yeah.
I'’m sorry.
You'’re sorry now?
Oh, you'’re--
I shouldn'’t be
so hard on you.
You'’re not
such a bad guy.
Yeah?
You'’re the first person
that said that to me.
At the station house--I'’ll tell ya what.
What?
You get outside the car
and I'’ll get ready for you.
Oh, well-- [LAUGHS]
You'’re ready now.
I mean,
everything is nice.
Oh, this isn'’t nice.
I want it to be real nice.
It'’s gonna be real nice.
Is this a trick or what?
No! Girl Scout'’s honor.
Oh, yeah?
You'’re a Girl Scout.
All right.
Okay, give me your shirt
and close the door.
Yeah.
Okay, now shut your eyes.
Why?
I wanna surprise you.
What kinda surprise?
Well, if I told you,
it wouldn'’t be a surprise.
Now shut your eyes.
All right, all right.
Come on, now,
it'’s cold out here.
I'’m almost ready.
I'’m waiting, I'm waiting,
I'’m waiting.
Wanda, come on.Oh, it'’s coming.
I'’m waiting, I'm waiting,
come on.
Okay, um--
Don'’t open your eyes.
Okay, come on, Wanda.
WANDA: You'’ll
ruin the surprise.
I don'’t wanna ruin
the surprise.
All right.
WANDA: Start moving
closer to the car.
Okay.
Now, it'’s all right.
Yeah?
Okay, now,
you'’re coming home now.
Okay.Okay.
I hope this is okay,
because I really don'’t
like these games.
Okay, here comes
your surprise.
[HANDCUFFS CLICK]
Come on, wha--
Hey, what is this?
You swore that
there'’d be no tricks.
I said Girl Scout'’s honor.
Honey, I was never
in the Girl Scouts.
♪ People
♪ Won'’t you think about me?
♪ I'’m happy as I can be
You want another drink?
Oh, not yet.
Um, are you buying this one
or, um, shall we split it?
What do you mean by that?
Well, is this, um, a date
or are we just hanging out?
Same thing, isn'’t it?
Hey, you wanna dance?
Hey buddy, she'’s dancing
this one with me, huh?
Okay, okay.
Don'’t get upset.
Well?
Well, what?
Well, I thought you were
gonna ask me to dance.
In a minute, I'’ll just
finish the drink.
You-- You can'’t dance,
can you?
I can dance.You can'’t dance.
I can, I'’m all right.
Oh, listen, it'’s really okay.
Bobby, come on,
we'’ve gotta have a dance.
This'’ll be fun.
Come on, I'’ll show you.
It'’s not hard, really,
come on.
♪ The only thing I ask
♪ Is that truthfulness
Is part of you
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ People
♪ Won'’t you
Take out the time
♪ For an excursion
Of your mind?
♪ People
♪ Don'’t you hang around
♪ '’Cause the man's
Gonna come your way
♪ People
♪ Won'’t you think about me?
♪ I'’m happy as I can be
♪ People
♪ Don'’t you walk out
On life
♪ '’Cause life
Is a story line
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Love
♪ Love party
♪ It'’s all a love
♪ Love party
♪ Everybody wants to be cool
♪ When they put on their
Dancing shoes, my friend
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ So won'’t you get in line
♪ Join the party
♪ And dance tonight my friend?
♪ Oh, yeah,
Oh, yeah, yeah
♪ Love
♪ Love
♪ Love party
♪ It'’s a love party
♪ It'’s a love
♪ It'’s a love
♪ Love party
♪ It'’s a love party
♪ Love
♪ Hey!
♪ Love party
♪ It'’s a love party
♪ Let'’s have a love
♪ Ooh, love
♪ Love party
♪ Let'’s dance away the blues
♪ You know I could never
Lose your love again
♪ Oh, no
♪ Oh, no
♪ This feeling
That I have for you
♪ Makes me want to move
♪ And hope the music
Never ends, my friend
♪ Oh, no
♪ Oh, no, no, no
♪ Love
♪ Love party
♪ Love party
♪ We'’re gonna have a love
♪ Have a love
♪ Love party
♪ Love
♪ Love, love, love
♪ Love party
♪ Let'’s have a love
♪ Let'’s have a love
♪ Love party
♪ So don'’t you get out of line
♪ '’Cause I'm coming,
I'’m coming in on ♪
Aw, please, Wanda,
don'’t do this to me, please.
Don'’t "aw, please" me.
Where are you going now?
Home.
What about the keys?What keys?
The keys to the handcuffs.
You can'’t take them.Why not?
Because how am I
gonna get out of here?
I guess you won'’t.
Wanda, please.
I'’m a police officer.
Oh, you'’re right.
Of course I'’m right.
I guess I'’d better
leave the keys.
Good.
Bye!Wanda.
Wanda, get back here.
All right, I'’ll do
anything for you.
Money, is that it?
You want money? A car?
Okay, Wanda...
I'’ll marry you.
Wanda?
Wanda!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
All right, go get your stuff
and I'’ll wait here, but don't
take too long, all right?
What?I have a great idea.
What?Why don'’t we both spend
the night in my bedroom?
[LAUGHING]
Come on,
your mom and dad are home.
I know, that'’s what
makes it so exciting.
Are you crazy? Come on,
let'’s go to the beach.
That'’s why Moon
gave us the van, so we can
go to the beach, you know?
What'’s this "we" stuff?
She loaned it to me,
not you.
Oh, well, big deal.
Now, come on, let'’s just
get together and go--Listen.
Wait five minutes
and then come up.
I'’ll get the ladder.
It'’s the second window
from the end.
Yeah, but, Camille,
listen, you can'’t--
CAMILLE: Shh!
We don'’t want to wake
my parents, do we?
[SIGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Hi.
Hi. Can I have
a ride, please?
Uh, sure.
How you doin'’?
Five minutes,
second window from the end.
Which end?
[WHISPERING]
Camille?
Camille?
I'’ll be right there.
Mmm, your hair
smells so nice.
I love touching
your skin like this.
Let'’s get naked.
Ooh, yes.
Mmm, yes.
[MOANING]Oh, yes.
Oh, no, oh, no.
[CLOCK TICKING]
[SNORING]
Huh?
[SCREAMING]
Honey, stop!
[GASPING]I didn'’t know.
Where'’s my gun?
Mildred, never touch my gun.
Get him!
Get him! Go after him!
Get him!Oh, my god.
I got a good life.
I got my job, my car,
my friends.
I got the boulevard,
you know?
Don'’t you recognize me?
From where?
The drive-in.
The drive-in, huh?
Oh, wow.
You'’re the carhop.
I'’m sorry, I didn't recognize
you with your clothes on.
I mean, in that uniform,
who looks at your face
anyway, you know?
Thanks a lot.
Hey, no, no.
That'’s an art.
Look at this one, see?
Like rolling a joint.
Got any grass?
No, I don'’t smoke that stuff.
Reefer madness sets in
and I get kinda crazy.
I'’m sorry.
Didn'’t mean to, uh--
No, it'’s okay.
I just wasn'’t expecting it,
that'’s all, just wasn't.
You ever been married,
Chooch?
CHOOCH: Uh, no.
No, Chooch doesn'’t need
stuff like that, you know?
You had a lot of girlfriends,
I guess.
Yeah, I guess.
How many?
Oh, I don'’t know.
I can'’t remember.
About?
Look, I don'’t know,
I stopped countin'’.
What do you mean,
you stopped countin'’?
[LAUGHS]
Couple hundred, I guess.
Yeah?[TROPHY TOP CLANKS ON FLOOR]
Oh! I'’m sorry,
I didn'’t mean to.
It'’s all right,
I got plenty more.
[LAUGHS]
Oh.
Besides,
I got a lot
more important things
on my mind now.
Yeah? Well--
Well, what?
Mmm.
Mmm.
[WANDA MOANING]
[CHOOCH CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]
[MOON LAUGHS]
BOBBY:
Give me another drink,
come on.
But there'’s
no more, Bobby.
I don'’t even know
why I drank this.
I don'’t even drink.
It'’s crazy!
[BOTH LAUGH]
Let'’s go into the van,
let'’s get some more.
But there isn'’t
anymore, Bobby.
All that'’s left
is in this glass.
And it'’s all gone.
I danced, um,
pretty good tonight, huh?
It was okay.
What do you mean,
"it was okay"?
You mean, its just okay?
Yeah.
So now what?
What do you mean,
"Now what?"
I mean, what do you
wanna do?
You mean, tomorrow?
No, right now.
Oh, now?
Yeah, we could, you know,
take a nice walk,
romantic walk
down to the ocean
and maybe go skinny-dippin'’.
Skinny-dipping? No!
Why not?Oh, it'’s freezing out there.
Well, we could jump in
and get real cold
and then we could cuddle up
and get real warm.
I don'’t like the
skinny-dipping part.
I'’m feeling
really cold now.
Well, uh, what about
the cuddling-up part?
That'’d be okay,
I guess, huh?
I guess.
[EXCLAIMS][SCREAMS]
[LAUGHING]
You big klutz!
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ I want
♪ I want to let you know
♪ Just how
♪ Just how I'’m feeling
♪ And the fires
♪ That I get from you
♪ They make me warm
♪ Inside I'’m trembling
♪ '’Cause love
♪ It'’s a priceless thing
♪ That even I know won'’t break
♪ I put my trust in you
♪ I put my trust in you
[WAVES CRASHING]
WOMAN: [ON POLICE RADIO]
All units be on the lookout
for Officer Al Zass,
last seen in a black-and-white
driving with
an unidentified woman
along the
Pacific Coast Highway.
The officer has not checked in
and assumed to be a runaway.
[ENGINE ROARING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Hey, great going, Gerdie!
You just broke
the track record!
You'’re the new champ!
Nobody'’ll beat me!
I'’m the greatest!
Yeah, you tell '’em, Gerdie!
[LAUGHING]
CHOOCH:
Come on, straighten '’em out,
straighten '’em right out.
Don'’t put it in high yet,
not yet.
Go! Go, Chooch!
Come on, Chooch, now.
Into it, into it, easy.
[LAUGHING]
Set up, that'’s good,
now come in high.
Yeah, that'’s it, that's it.
Go, go!
High, high, get down low,
go in, high.
You'’ve got it,
you drive like a mother...
You got it, Choocher,
come on, baby! [LAUGHING]
Come on, Chooch,
you'’re gonna make the record!
Yes, yes, yes!
Come on!
Now power, now in,
now around, slide easy.
That'’s it, perfect.
You'’re entering high,
you'’re turning low.
You got it, Chooch!
Ahh! Whoo!
[CHOOCH WHOOPING]
You just broke
the track record!I know.
You deserve it!It was a breeze, baby.
Hey, the other record
holder'’s gonna be mad.
That'’s his problem.
It'’s not a him, it's a her.
Here she comes!
[LAUGHS]
You idiot!
I broke the record!
I'’m the winner!
I'’m the winner,
I'’m the winner!
I'’m the winner!
Can you help me?
Why?
Why?
Yeah.
Why?
I suppose I arrested you
at one point?
[LAUGHING]
No.
Could I get
a drink, please?
Could I get a--
Sure.
Very cute.
That'’s funny.
[COUGHING]
Very funny.
What are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
Taking your badge.
And your money.
Not bad.
You'’re gonna be in
a lot of trouble here, boy.
I'’m shaking, I'm so scared.
Don'’t do that,
don'’t do that.
Why not?
That'’s my gun.
You'’ll get in a lot of trouble
for that, my boy.
I'’m scared to death.
Why won'’t you help me?
Because you'’re
The Man, man.
Faggot. Closet faggot.
Go ride your motorcycle.
I'’ll get you.
[VIDEOGAME BEEPING]
Where'’d you get
the name "Chooch" from?
People started calling
me that, that'’s all.
What'’s it mean, huh?
Tell me.
Short for Choo-Choo.
That'’s my name.
[LAUGHING]
Well, what'’s your real
first name?
What?
Your real first name.
My first name?Yeah.
You don'’t wanna know.
Yes, I do. Please?
It'’s not a real name,
you know?
I mean,
it'’s not my kinda name.
Please tell me.
Leon!Leon?
Yeah, Leon Vonstein.
That'’s why they
call me "Chooch."
Oh.
I won.
It was close.
Yah! [LAUGHS]
These are my friends.
Hey, you two
know each other?
What?
Oh, no, why?
I don'’t know, it just looked
like you knew each other.
No. Hey, how you doing?
I'’m, uh, I'm Bob
and this here'’s Moon.
This is Wanda.
Nice to meet ya.
And this is
Greg and Camille.
Nice.What?
Not telling him about
the drive-in restaurant.
And you met Moon and Bobby.
Still Wanda.
[LAUGHING]
Hey, let'’s play.All right.
[GAME WHISTLING AND WHOOPING]
That'’s the wall, you found it,
yeah, that'’s good.
No, no, the other way,
you'’re going backwards.
Other way!
Come on, woman.
Back.
Come on, put it--
The wall again.
See, the wall
is the white there.
The white?
[BELLS DINGING][FLIPPERS CLACKING]
Hey, look at my score!
Not bad.
Go to second.
Go to second.
Now left, hard left.
The wall'’s straight,
as opposed to
hard left, left.
Go to third--
Too much left.
And the wall--
That'’s the wall again,
same wall.
Come on, Moon, come on.Okay, now don'’t break
my concentration.
Come on, you'’re nothing
at this game.
Break your concentration,
what concentration?
You'’re nothing at this game.I got it, I got it.
It'’s nothing,
you'’re not gonna beat my score.
You'’re not gonna beat it.I got it.
No way.Yay! Yeah!
Come on, Moon!I got it!
There you go, hot shot!
I won, I won!
You tilted the machine, Moon.
What are you talking about?
That'’s not the way to play,
you know, it'’s not fair.
[ENGINE ROARING]
Look, you tilted the machine,
Moon, that'’s why you won.
Oh, so you admit I won.
No, no, I'’m not saying
you really won.
Well then,
you say I cheated.
Aw, come on, you two,
why don'’t you just put
some gloves on
and duke it out in the ring?
Yeah, haven'’t you already
proven that you'’re equal?
We haven'’t dragged yet.
Well, I'’m quite willing.
Okay, when?
How about tomorrow
morning, sunrise?
That'’ll give you both time
for a little tune-up.
BOBBY: Sure, it'’s great.
Fine with me.
You ready, Moon?
I was born ready.
You just name the place.
BOBBY: Anywhere.
I'’ll race anywhere,
except that damn Raymer Street.
I know just the place.
Yeah, where?
Trust me.
[WHOOPING]
[ALL LAUGHING]
That'’s not funny.
There'’s nothing
funny about that!
MOON:
Ah, dude, that'’s great.
[GREG LAUGHS]
[GULLS SQUAWKING]
[WEAKLY]
Stand up, Al.
Come on, you can do it.
You gotta survive.
This is good.
You should be
proud of yourself.
I can'’t die here.
I can'’t be
the first police officer
to die of thirst
on Malibu Beach.
[BARKING]
Hey, doggie.
Hi, doggie, come to Daddy.
Come on, doggie.
Good doggie, yes, that'’s it,
good doggie, nice doggie.
Get the keys.
Get the keys, doggie.
Get the keys, doggie.
Please?
Please get the keys?
No.
No, Daddy doesn'’t wanna shake.
Just get the keys.
[WHINES]
No. No, you want a treat?
No treat, no treat.
No treat unless you
get me the keys.
Now get me
those goddamn keys.
[WHINES]
No, no, doggie.
Yes.
Yes!
Good, good doggie.
Good doggie, that'’s a doggie.
No, doggie.
No, no, no, no, no!
What are you, retarded?
Bitch.
[BARKING]
[GIRL SCREAMS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[ALL YELLING]
[CHEERING]
You win some,
you lose some.You lose some!
Yeah, you lost!
You like that game, huh?
Boom! [LAUGHS]
Cut it out, cut it out.
Hey, Camille,
you wanna take
a swim with the ducks?
Whoo, man, I'’m exhausted.
Yeah, me too,
that'’s hard work.
Listen, you guys, I'’m gonna go
for a sub, do you want one?
Hey, is Chooch gonna be
over here later?
I don'’t think so.
He said we should meet him
over at the garage
and we'’ll get to work.Okay.
Whoo!
Ow!
[VAN RATTLING]
Hey, you guys okay?
Hey, is everybody
okay in there?
[MUFFLED SNORT]
Hey!
[PIG GRUNTING]
I didn'’t know!
[LAUGHS]
[GIRL SCREAMING]
[PEOPLE YELLING]
Reggie!
Reggie, you come back here!
[SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER]
Reggie?
[PIG GRUNTING]
MAN: [ON HELICOPTER P.A.]
Police Officer Al Zass, we
cannot make contact with you.
Please call
Van Nuys Boulevard
Division immediately.
Where are you, Officer Zass?
Police Officer Al Zass, we
cannot make contact with you.
Please call
Van Nuys Boulevard--
Oh!
Oh, excuse me. Really.
MAN: [IN ITALIAN ACCENT]
You know, you look
like a nice fella.
I think I fix you
a nice, big, fat sandwich.
GREG: Oh, molto grande.
Molto grande?You Italian?
Yeah, well,
I'’m half Italian, yeah.
I'’m not Italian,
I'’m Sicilian.
Siciliano?
[LAUGHS]
Hey, well, my mother'’s
from Genoa.
Oh, you from Genoa?
Yeah!Oh, good!
Paisan! Paisan!
Just for that I make you
a nice, good sandwich.
You are gonna have enough
for the whole week.
Oh, molto grande!
There, how do you
like that?
You like tomato?
Yeah! A little tomato.Okay.
And a little more--
A little more sausage,
sure, why not?
All rightYou like that?
Yeah.One more, how'’s that?
That'’s great.
Good! One for the road!
[LAUGHS]
There you are.
Okay.Nice!
You better hold on to it
with both hands, huh?
Oh!
How'’s that?
Ahh!What'’s the matter?
[WOMAN MOANING]
And one more thing.
I need those lab
reports right now!
Okay, now which of you
is the patient?
He is.
Let him speak for himself.
Okay, what'’s
the problem, son?
[GREG MUMBLING]
What?
[MUMBLING]
Listen. I have
no time for games.
But, Miss,
you don'’t understand.
I told you once, please,
let him speak for himself.
Now, for the last time.
Okay, Miss, you see--Ms.
Oh, all right, Ms.
You see, he can'’t talk,
that'’s why he's here.
You see, his mouth
is stuck open.
Are you jiving me?
No.
Is that true?
Okay, son,
what is your name?
[MUMBLING]
What?
His name is Greg.
And the last name?
What is his last name?
What is your
last name, Greg?
I never got that.
You can'’t write it.
I have to.
It'’s against regulations
for the patients
to fill out these slips.
Okay, so, um,
so what do we do?
I'’m sorry,
but we can'’t treat him
without filling out
these forms,
and I have to do it myself.
Now, son, try to
tell me your name,
letter by letter.
A--
A?
Okay now, lady,
this is ridiculous.
Now if we don'’t get
a doctor down here right now,
I'’m gonna close
your mouth permanently.
You can'’t talk to me
like that!
I can'’t, can I?
Okay, okay!
Just stay right there.
[ECHOING ON P.A.]
Dr. Hefflefinger?
Dr. Hefflefinger!
Please report
to emergency, stat!
Now go sit over there.
Okay, now your problem.
Oh.
Come on, you two,
he'’s not gonna have a baby.
Greg!Hey, Greg.
How'’s the jaw?How are you?
Hey, didn'’t they
get it fixed?
[MUMBLES]
I'’m just fine.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, you are.
Well, tell us,
how did it happen?
Well, okay,
I went up to Mario'’s
to get a submarine sandw--
Hey, I'’m sorry
about that, Doc.
And have a good game.
And so I went up to Mario'’s
to get a sandwich
and he noticed
that I'’m half Italian
so he made me
an extra big one.
And so when
I went to bite it
I had my mouth real wide
and I go--
[MOANS]
Just fooling.
[LAUGHS]
[MOANS]
Hey, come on.
[GREG MUMBLING
AND CRYING]
Greg, hey, come on, hey--
He'’s just joking.
No, I don'’t think he is.
Yeah!He'’s being serious, you jerk.
[WAVES CRASHING]
WOMAN: [ON POLICE RADIO]
All units, continue the search
for Officer Zass.
If you are listening,
Officer Zass,
your mother says
you can have your room back
if you come home.
[MAN TALKING ON TV]
Hi.
This is Gracie.
Um, she'’s gonna spend
the night tonight.
Is it okay?
Sure, she can sleep
in the spare room.
Thanks.
Good night.Good night.
MAN: [ON TV]
We interrupt this program
for a special CPI bulletin.
A police officer
has been reported missing.
Officer Zass was last seen--
MILDRED: Quiet girl.
Pretty, though,
don'’t you think?
Yeah, very pretty.
CHOOCH: I guess you guys
got everything you need.
Yeah.I'’ll see you
in the morning.
Thanks, Chooch.
Thanks for use
of the garage.
Ah, that'’s okay.
Ain'’t my place,
I just work here.
You'’re not gonna get
into any trouble, are you?
Oh, no, the boss is cool.
Good night.
Okay, goodbye, Chooch.Later on.
See you later.
Well, let'’s get to it.
Okay.
[STARTS ENGINE]
You awake?
Of course I'’m awake,
are you crazy?
Are your parents asleep?
[LAUGHS]
Yeah. How'’s your jaw?
Oh, it'’s all right.
I can make it better.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Mildred?
You awake?
[LOUDER]
Mildred? You awake?
[DOOR CREAKING]
Oh God, I shouldn'’t have
winked at him.
What? [GASPS]
Shh.
You awake, huh?
CAMILLE: No.
I just wanted to see
if everything was all right.
If you needed anything.
Everything'’s fine.
How about a glass of water?
Would you like
some water, huh?
Or some milk, maybe?
No, thanks.
My, you sure have
a wonderful body.
Your skin is
so, so tight.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, you'’re welcome.
Your buttocks,
so nice and firm.
I like firm, young girls.
[DOOR CREAKING]
Armond!
Camille!
Camille?
Mildred!
WOMAN: Alan?
Alan, my baby,
where are you?
Alan, Alan!
Bubbie? Alan?
Alan?Mommy?
Oh, Mom.
Oh, my baby,
what have they done to you?
I looked all over for you.
Keys.
What? Speak up.
The keys!
Mommy, the keys!
They'’re in the sand.
The keys are
in the sand, Alan?
ZASS: Yes.
I don'’t see the keys
anywhere, Alan.
They'’re buried
in the sand.
A little doggie
buried the keys.
I'’ll be right back.
[WAILING]
No, don'’t go, don't go!
Mommy, don'’t leave me, no!
I'’ll be right back.
[RATCHETING]
Are you ready?
Just about.
I can'’t believe this.
What?All this.
What in the hell
are you doing,
rebuilding your engine?
Will you come on, Moon?
I mean, will you just,
just lay off, huh?
Just lay off.
I'’m sorry.
I'’m really sorry!
I'’m going,
I'’ll see you there.
Look, I don'’t know
where it is.
Ask Chooch if you wanna
know, you smart aleck!
[REVVING ENGINE]
Hey, Bobby.
Hey, Chooch.
What?[LAUGHING]
What is all this?It'’s the new me.
Wanda and I
are gonna get married.
Then we'’re gonna
fly to Tennessee
to her dad'’s farm to live.
Well, what about,
what about the rod, man?
Man, I don'’t
need it anymore.
The boulevard'’s changed.
It'’s a bunch of young kids
like you now.
There ain'’t nothing here
for me anymore.
Hey, Chooch,
that'’s great, man.
It'’s really great.
It'’s time.
Well, damn, man,
congratulations!
Chooch!It'’s Leon.
Leon?That'’s my real name.
[LAUGHING]
Hey, where'’s Moon?
Oh, man,
she'’s pissed at me.
Oh, what the hell for?
BOBBY: I don'’t know, beats me.
Let'’s go, huh?
Sure, follow me.
[REVVING ENGINE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BOTH REVVING ENGINES]
You ready?
Ready?
Okay, the flag is up!
Go!
[WHOOPING]
Hey, Bobby, go!
Come on, Moon!
Bobby!Moon!
Bobby!Moon!
Whoo!
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Bobby got it!
Bobby got it, whoo!
He got it!
Stupid.
[SIGHS]
Congratulations.
BOBBY: Thank you.
That was great driving.
What'’s wrong, Moon?
You sore because I won?
No, I'’m not sore.
You just disappoint me,
that'’s all.
What are you talking about?
Bobby, when are you
gonna grow up?
I really thought you were
more together than that.
But no, you had to
work on your van
all night, didn'’t you?
Oh, come on, Moon.
Don'’t touch me!
Come on, Moon,
don'’t give me that shit!
Go hug your precious van!
You care more about it
than you do me anyway.
Oh, I do, huh?
Is that what you think?
Yeah!
Yeah, that'’s what I think.
Okay.
Okay.
[STARTS ENGINE]
[REVS ENGINE]
Oh, my God, Bobby!
Bobby, I didn'’t mean it!
♪ This love
♪ This love
I have for you
♪ Is for now
And ever always
♪ Now I know
♪ For sure it'’s real
♪ Your love is true
♪ I'’m not your plaything
♪ '’Cause love
♪ '’Cause love
♪ Is a priceless thing
♪ It'’s a priceless thing
♪ That even money
♪ That even money
Won'’t bring
♪ Won'’t bring
Don'’t touch me, Bobby,
don'’t touch me.
Why did you do that?
You loved that van!
Leave me alone!
What are you
talking about?Don'’t touch me!
I don'’t understand
why you did that.
Just leave me alone,
go away!
What are you talking
about, Moon?
♪ So I'’m gonna
♪ So I give my heart to you
♪ I give my heart to you
[SONG PLAYING]
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ People
♪ Won'’t you
Take out the time
♪ For an excursion
Of your mind?
♪ People
♪ Don'’t you hang around
♪ The man'’s
Gonna come your way
♪ People
♪ Won'’t you think about me?
MOON: Bobby!
♪ I'’m happy as I can be
♪ People
♪ Don'’t you walk out on life
♪ '’Cause life is a story line
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
♪ Gotcha
[POP SONG PLAYING]
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ She gonna hold me
Hey, hang in there, baby!
WANDA:
Hey, Leon, I can'’t believe
that you sold your car.
I bet you'’re sorry now.
CHOOCH: Oh, not considering
who bought it.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Well, Zass,
more trouble?
Hi, guys.
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
[CROWD CHEERING]
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna make you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Time to get cruisin'’
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ For a girl tonight
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ In Van Nuys
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Wednesday night
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ I got my wheels in motion
♪ Gonna hold you
On the boulevard
♪ It'’s my love machine
♪ Gonna make you on the
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna meet you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!
♪ Gonna kiss you
On the boulevard
♪ Van Nuys!