VampyrZ on a Boat (2022) - full transcript

We got it, man. Good.

Hey, what's on the bottom of
my mother-in-law's beer bottle?

- What?
- What's on the bottom

of my mother-in-law's
beer bottle?

I don't know your mother-in-law.

That's not the point.

What's on the bottom of my
mother-in-law's beer bottle?

Open other end.

Hey! Oh!

Ah, uh, listen,

I can tailor make the
joke to whoever you want.



Wife, girlfriend, boyfriend,
misses, you name it.

That hurts, that really hurts.

Now open the door!

What do you think's behind it?

Oh, let me see.

Riches beyond belief!

- Let's see.
- Good.

What about my cat?

You mean that one-eyed
stray you rescued

that hates every
human being but you?

Board her in a kennel
like normal people do.

She might get fleas.

I'm not a big fan
of fleas, Dell.

Come on!



It'll be like old times.

I need ya on this, Max.

I get seasick, Dell.

It's not a boat, it's a ship.

It's so huge you won't
even feel the motion.

I can't swim.

You will never
ever touch the water.

This is the great thing
about a boat, ship,

it's like a block of
dry land on the water.

It's not my style.

Style?

I didn't know you had a style.

Come on, you'll make
a huge chunk of change

for basically babysitting
my cousin's boat, ship.

I don't think so.

Are you sure?

- Hey, Dell.
- Oh, Hi, Sarra.

How's it going?

Great. How you doing?

I'm great. Who's your friend?

This is Max.

Hi, Max.

Hi.

So, are you gonna join our team

on our little sea adventure?

Oh yeah. I wouldn't miss it.

Cool.

Cool.

See ya aboard.

See ya on board.

What? She's gorgeous.

See you on board.

And this is my
cousin. Captain Bob.

Hm, Delli boy says
you have brass balls.

Uh, they're much, much
softer now, captain.

So, you were a
fixer for the deep state,

cloak and dagger type stuff.

They bring a gun,
you bring a bazooka.

Take no prisoners?

Yeah, somethin' like that.

Very nice you
could join us, Max.

- Captain.
- Mm-hmm.

Who's steering the boat?

A ship.

Whatever!

Autopilot is a
wondrous thing, Max.

A wondrous thing.

Aye, they're paying
me a small fortune

to allow them to do
some testing out here

in a beautiful open sea.

Skeleton crew,

no outside communications,
and no firearms.

And who's they?

Well, they say they're
from our side, but who knows?

The important thing
is the check cleared,

me mateys.

They cause no problems.

They are no problem.

He needs you and I
to keep a close watch

and try to find out
what's really going on.

Delli boy says
you can be trusted.

You have my word on it.

So it's all settled then.

I need you to protect my ship
from any nefarious activities.

Oh, you may not need
to get involved at all,

but my instincts, my instincts
point to the contrary.

There'll be no lootin'
and lollygagging

aboard my ship, me mateys.

And what's with that leg?

Oh, well this is the
same walnut leg that-

- Oak.
- Whatever!

This is the same leg
that my father inherited

from his father, and
his father before that,

and his father before
that, a bull shark.

Great white.

Whatever!

Some sinful shark took his leg

to the black bottom
of the open sea.

And all I have is this,
this ancient wooden relic,

to remind me that danger lurks
around every watery corner.

And do you ever wear it?

Only when the
dignitaries show up.

I like to put on a show for
those loopy landlubbers, argh!

Pretty bat.

This is my setup.

And I wanna tell ya, I'm master
of the universe right here.

I'm sure you are, Dell.

I can watch every
thing from here.

Except that room.

I don't know how they did it,
but it's been blacked out.

Now. See that red line?

That's a person.

Or, at least, I
think it's a person.

He hasn't moved, ever.

And here's something
else that's interesting.

See that line?

That's audio in the room.

Hear that?

That's the sound he's making.

Now.

That's the sound of bat makes.

Somehow he's mimicking
the sound of a bat.

Maybe there's bat
in the room, Dell.

You have no imagination, do you?

I'm telling ya, Max, something,

something strange is
happening in that room.

Where is that?

Directly below this deck.

Hang a hard right at
the bottom of the steps.

And try to keep a
shred of dignity.

She may not be all that
and a bag of chips.

I'll keep that in mind, Dell.

Yeah, I bet you will.

I'm telling you Max.

Something wicked this way comes.

- Hey there!
- Oh, hey, Max.

Glad you could make it.

Is there, is there
something in my hair?

What, what are you,
what are you staring at?

Do you believe and
love at first sight?

I think you're going a little

too fast there, cowboy.

I don't know you, and
you don't know me.

I'm just a cog in the wheel.

Ah!

A cog in the wheel?

That's right.

You know, you're
not wooin' me, Max.

Why don't you try telling
me something personal?

Come on, tell me
something personal.

Well, I have a tendency
to drink too much

and then laugh too loud.

I have trouble being real.

But I have no trouble
fighting for what I want.

And just for the
record, I want you.

What else?

I get hurt easily.

I try not to show it.

And to top off my amazing life,

I live with a one-eyed
cat named Pie,

and she thinks I'm outstanding.

Oh, outstanding, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Now you.

Come on. You.

Okay, let's see.

Uh. I live alone.

Not because I want to,

but because I haven't
found the right guy.

Guess I'm a little
hard to please.

I work too much and I sleep
way too little.

And I don't suffer
fools lightly.

So, be warned.

And when I get hurt, I show it.

So, be warned, again.

I think I'm funny and clever.

And all the guys that I've
dated think I'm outstanding.

Touche.

So, you still love me, Max?

Oh yeah. More than ever.

You're movin' a
little fast here, Max.

I don't wanna
move slow with you.

Okay, well, if that's the case,

my cabin is just
around the corner.

I always wanted
to be a cabin boy.

Okay then, cabin boy, follow me.

You've got about 30
bloody people out there.

They wanna rip my head off
if they don't get some food.

Rome was not build in a day.

Excellence knows no timetable.

And you, by the way, do
not know how to count.

Just looks like stew to me.

Ah, but what a stew it would be.

Five minutes to perfection.

- I'll be back.
- Hmm.

Perfection.

Absolute per-

Argh!

Ah, ah, oh.

What the hell is
going on in here?

We've got a big problem.

Where is the rest of her?

We got a meeting with the doc.

Miss me already, Max?

I just wanna make
sure you're okay.

Oh, well that's we sweet.

Sweet used to be my nickname.

That's cute.

I mean, sweet.

Sweet.

I think you should come with me.

I think you should understand

that I'm a big girl and
I can protect myself.

It's who's gonna protect you?

That's the real question.

I thought maybe you would?

Hmm, I'd like that.

Come on. Come with me.

Gimme 10 minutes and
I'll meet you, okay?

All right.

I'm going to give you
my good luck charm.

Oh.

As long as you keep this,
you're going to be safe.

Okay.

I promise that I will scream

if anything out of
the ordinary happens.

But right now, a girl
needs her privacy.

So, go!

Hey, Max.

I believe in love
at first sight.

Let me reiterate that you

have all signed
confidentiality agreements.

And what I'm about
to share with you

is part of those agreements.

Aye.

But what's in the darkened
locked room, doctor?

That.

Well that is a being,
over 400 years old.

Conceivably, thousands
of years old.

Oh, it looks human enough,

but it has no weakness in
the conventional sense.

I don't think we could
kill it if we tried.

But think of the
possibilities, gentlemen.

Maybe cures for all
ailments and diseases.

Maybe, maybe even
everlasting life.

Maybe everlasting death.

We are on the brink

of an evolutionary miracle,

and he wants to say
the sky is falling.

Aye.

I'm too jaded to believe
in the fountain of youth!

Then color me skeptical, doc.

Open your eyes, Max.

See the future.

We are the saviors
of that future.

Well, what happened
in the cafeteria?

A mistake.

But, nonetheless, an experiment

that had to happen sometime.

Better now.

Those people, doc?

Collateral damage,
nothing more, nothing less.

Well, you certainly have
a funny pet here, doc.

In our experiments,
a single bite

from our ground zero subject

will either kill you
or transform you.

It killed the rat.

How's Sarra involved?

Well, you see, she was the first

and only reporter on
the scene when it...

When he was captured.

He became visibly agitated
when he sensed her.

So that's why she's here.

I mean, we may need her to
report, of course, but also-

She's here for your
testing experiments.

She simply walked
by the holding area

and his vitals went
through the roof.

We need to know why.

The people in the
cafeteria were expendable.

But Subject Ground Zero is not.

We must have him alive and well.

Are you saying he's escaped?

Aye.

I'm heading my ship to
the nearest port, mateys.

No, no, no, that's
not possible, captain.

If the infected were to
break out onto terra firm a,

we'd all be doomed.

We need to capture
and secure him.

All others are expendable.

That's why you're
here, isn't it?

Sarra!

What's that now?

We're too late.

You heard the doc, that
thing's not gonna hurt her.

And Max, you may wanna
brace yourself that Sarra's-

What?

You know, that she's
not gonna be like she was.

You may have to say
goodbye to that Sarra.

I live with a
one-eyed cat, Dell.

My entertainment is a local
bar or a shooting range.

She's the one.

She's the only one for me.

I need her like
water in the desert,

and I'm not gonna let
anyone, or any thing,

take her from me.

Good to know.

Aye, I don't care what
that crazy doctor wants.

I should be steering my baby
to the nearest port, mateys.

You really have
no communications?

They said they'll jam the ship.

SOS won't even go out.

And no guns?

Not a one.

And they blocked your
surveillance cameras.

How?

Mine is not to wonder why.

- Where to?
- We find Sarra.

Uh, we're in for a stormy night.

Hell hath no fury like
a man on a mission.

Hmm.

Grab a torch.

Where is she? Did you see her?

No, I didn't see anyone.

Did you?

Well, if you didn't
see her, I surely didn't.

Whoa, who are you guys?

Ah, we work down
in the engine room,

we just came up for some food.

Well, don't go
into the mess hall.

Why not?

Any dummy knows that's where
they keep the food.

That was a good one.

Sorry.

Manners please.

Manners snanners!

I'm hungry!

Well the...

The mess hall food's infected.

Always have been.

Oh, you'll have to excuse us,

we don't come up from
below very often.

You know, we just-
- Oh, look at me,

I'm all covered in grease.

Oh, oh, all I do is work,
work, work every day.

Ah, ah, I can even reach
the controls down there.

Well, just, just, there, there.

He's just kinda-
- Exhausted.

Oh, every day, all I do is
just cry, cry.

Oh, hey, hey.

Hey, cheer up.

Just, just put it under the
chair and leave it there.

Seriously?

- Hey.
- Okay.

Hey, that's not funny.

Yes it is, did you see
how high that guy jumped?

Now stop it.

What's wrong with you?

He, he's sorry.
He, he really is.

Are, aren't you?

Aren't you?

Oh.

I'm sincerely sorry.

Ah, dude, I didn't
mean to scare you.

Well thanks for that,
that's much appreciated.

Uh, you should go back
down to your engine room.

I'll let you know when
it's safe to come up.

Oh, goody.

Now we can go down and eat some

of that red sausage
that I, I really love.

Oh, don't exaggerate.

Let's, let's just go.

You know, that guy's
goatee does not look right.

You know, I've had many
compliments on this goatee.

Many, many compliments.

Many compliments! Goatee.

Yeah!

What was that? Did you see her?

She was, she was
trying to bite me, Max.

Who does that?

We need to find Sarra.

Wipe your face, Dell.

Max!

Don't forget me, Max.

What?

Anytime, Dell!

What?

I don't think, I don't
think it's as bad as it looks.

No! No.

You were supposed to
hit him with the hammer!

Well, I've, I've heard
of people with nails

in their heads and
they turned out okay.

I have a hammer in my head now.

Well, all I'm sayin',

All I'm sayin' is that
it could be worse,

and I'm sorry.
- What?

I, I, I'm sorry.

Oh, don't bother, doc.

I can't do needles.

Oh don't tell me you're
scared of a little needle.

Scared enough to
rip your arm off

if you come near
me with that thing.

Okay, if you feel that strongly,

have it your way, but
don't say I didn't warn ya.

Here we go.

Boy, that's really in there.

Oh!

Oh!

Sorry about that.

You know, the military invented

the super fast
acting superior glue.

Medics used it on
the battlefield

to help glue wounds together
to stem the bleeding.

Worked like a charm.

There you go.

Good as new.

You're just gonna have
to be a little careful

of that area for a while.

Thanks, doc.

- Batter up.
- Let's find Sarra.

Why aren't you infected, Max?

Why?

Remember, me mateys, the
pessimist sees difficulty

in every opportunity.

And the optimist sees
opportunity in every difficulty.

You have to ask yourself;

am I a pessimist or
am I an optimist?

Max!

Max!

What's my name, Max?

What's my name?

Say my name, Max.

Sarra.

Max.

Max.

Max!

And we're back.

Okay, it's game time.

What?

It's game time.

Come on, it'll
loosen the tension.

You might even have some fun.

And fun's not a bad
word, you can do it, Max.

Open up.

I am open Dell.

Yeah, sure you are.

Hey, hang on.

Okay, if you could be
any baseball player

in the 40s or 50s,
who would you be?

Just say a name.

Pick anybody, just say a name.

Ted Williams.

Yes!

The Splendid Splinter,
the last 400 hitter.

Some say the. Wait,
wait a minute.

Some say the greatest career
hitter in all baseball history.

Good choice.

You know who would I pick?

I can't wait, Dell.

Hammerin' Hank Greenberg,
Berg, Berg, Berg.

One of the most beloved
sluggers in Tigers history.

Detroit, baby.

Hey!

Hey, man. You okay?

I think so.

It must have been
something I ate.

Yeah, I don't
miss mess hall food.

Yeah, me neither.

I didn't think I ate that much.

Maybe it's your nerves?

What? Mess hall
food scares me?

It scares the hell outta me.

Yeah, me too, if I'm honest.

That. That scares me
a hell of a lot more.

I got this.

We got this.

Ah, no.

Ah, no.

No!

No, Quaid!

Cowboy up, Max.

Don't tell me
you're scared of a needle?

Scared enough
to rip your arm off.

I'm giving you a chance, Max.

Boy, that's really in there.

Get down!

You okay, Max?

Um, yeah.

- There you go.
- Well, thanks, doc.

You sure you're okay?

Let's find Sarra.

Oh my!

Greetings and salutations.

Who are you?

I could ask you the
same thing, but I won't.

I'm Mr. Witz.

I'm a long-term guest of the
captain, if you must know.

Define long-term.

Hmm, will 17 years suffice?

17?

I don't do well out there.

And the captain
was gracious enough

to understand my frivolity,
and offered me sanctuary.

And what do you do for him?

Well, I pay rent of course.

And also sometimes we
share a delightful dinner,

complete with nostalgic
reminiscences of days gone by.

So you mainly
stay in your cabin?

Well the passageways can
be kind of claustrophobic,

but you get used to it.

But I'm very content with
my current humble abode.

My lair, as 'twere.

I rarely venture forth
into the wild beyond.

That's a good thing today.

And why do you say so?

The ship has, uh, an infection.

Oh, paff!

And I was just thinking
of venturing forth.

That's not going to happen.

Oh dear, sweet baby Jesus.

I guess I'll
have to console myself

with another
delectable libation.

Uh, would you gentlemen
care to join me?

Hmm, maybe another time.

Yes.

Another time.

That would be most delightful.

I assume you're on a
quest of some sort.

You could say that.

I just did.

I made a joke.

Oh, that doesn't happen often.

You have lifted my spirits.

Well, adios, amigos,
and happy hunting.

Who wears a smoking
jacket these days?

Must be on the wrong boat.

- Ship.
- That's what I said.

- You said boat.
- No I didn't.

You said boat.

Max, I know the difference

between a boat and a ship.

Remember, me mateys,
failure will never overcome us

if our determination to
succeed is strong enough.

In other words, failure
is not an option.

It matters not that we fall.

What really matters is that
we rise, and rise again.

You know, my mom
worries about me a lot.

She'll be very upset if you
let anything happen to me.

I got your back, Dell.

Your mom can rest easy.

I love my mom.

She does have that
nasty temper, though.

Well, I see right through that.

I mean, we talk every
week, she needs me,

she really does, Max.

Okay, game time.

You're on a desert
island and you can have

any actress from the 60s
or 70s there with you.

You know, sharing shenanigans.

So, I know you're with
Sarra, but just for fun,

who would you pick?

You hear somethin'?

No. No.

So, who would you pick?

Max!
- We're not in Kansas anymore.

Huh!

Steak dinner on me.

Wow!

The heart's the weakness.

Like most of us, Dell.

Like most of us.

This is outta sequence.

What's outta sequence?

Did you see her?

Only in my dreams,
dude, only in my dreams.

Hey! Manners, please.

But.

Uh, we didn't
see anyone, did we?

Not a living soul.

Uh! Uh-oh.

Uh, uh, oh no, I, I'm melting.

I'm melting.

What? You didn't see
"The Wizard of Oz"?

There's, there's no
place like a dirty ship.

There's no place
like a dirty ship.

You'll have to excuse us, we
don't get up here that often.

Well you should go back to
your engine room, it's safer.

There's an infection.

Hey, how do you know that
we work in the engine room.

See, I told you we were
getting a reputation.

I'll have you know that
we look great in a tuxedo,

and you should see how
we score with the ladies.

A cha cha cha.

What? I'm not gonna let
those guys insult us.

Especially that one.

Hey, you!

You know what?

Your goatee sucks!

What?

We need to go,
and you need to go.

You don't have to tell
me twice, I ain't no dummy.

I like my goatee.

As well you should.

I get compliments all the time.

You're singing to the choir.

Now you're just being sarcastic.

Sarcasms is just one of
my many services, Dell.

Max!

Sarra!

So tell me.

Tell me about your life, Max.

I wanna know all about you.

Your dreams, my desires.

And I want you to know about me.

I'm not just a pretty face, Max.

I'm pretty on the inside too.

I'm giving you a chance, Max.

Don't screw it up.

Max!

I need to find her!

Remember, me mateys,
believe in yourself.

You are braver than you think,

more talented than you
know, and capable of more,

so much more, more, more.

There'll be no more shenanigans

for you on this ship, matey.

Don't go that way, there's a
real big, bad one down there.

Are you alone?

Not when I've got this baby.

Is there a female down there?

A red head?

Yeah, here's a female.

Don't say I didn't warn y'all.

What are you doing?

What if we get caught?

By who?

There's no one on
this hunk of metal.

Why you think they didn't
come to find us for our shift?

I know, it's kind
of change, right?

It's 'cause they don't
know what they're doing.

And that's good for us.

Pay and play, baby.

What was that?

Ghosts.

No, I think there's
someone there.

We're alone. Stop
being paranoid.

We're just getting high.

What? You're closer.

Ugh. God, this
floor is filthy.

Pita?

Pita!

My mom called the other day.

She asked how you were.

She likes you, I don't know why.

I like her too.

She thinks you're a good guy.

We're all good and bad, Dell.

Even you.

Max!

What are you doing over there?

I thought I heard something.

Wait, come back!

Did you see her? What was that?

What is she running from?

Why don't you come
up and see me sometime?

Oh, don't tell me you're scared

of a little needle.

Scared enough
to rip your arm off

if you come near
me with that thing.

Here we go.

You okay, Max?

Yeah.

There you go.

Let's play ball.

Oh, me, I'm late.

I'm late, I'm late for
an very important date.

There's no time to
say hello and goodbye,

I'm late, I'm late, I'm.

Hello?

What, you?

You must work in the
engine room?

Yeah, I overslept
through my watch,

and now I'm, I.

Oh, I get it!

You must be with that new group

we're supposed to
keep an eye on.

I have to tell you,

you're not the friendliest
blokes we've ever had on board.

You're not gluten free, are ya?

Because, I read, if you
don't get enough gluten,

you lose your
communication skills.

Just saying.

No offense. No offense.

I meant no...

If it's agreeable with you,

I think I'm just gonna go
back the, uh, same way.

Argh!

You don't look so good.

You've known me a
long time; was I ever sick?

You mean physically or mentally?

Sick. Like the flu?

Well, I don't know where
you're going with this,

but I'll play.

Sick? Let me see.

No, can't see I remember
you ever being sick.

Wait!

What about that time when you
were away for a few months?

That wasn't physical, Dell.

The worst time was at night.

I could hear the other
inmates crying, screaming.

They finally settled on electric
shock treatments for me.

I think I scream
louder than anyone.

Max. I'm sorry.

Let's just say, if I
have to do electrical work

on the house, I don't have
to turn off the power.

There's an infection!

Go back to the engine room.

And don't try to scare anyone.

Now how did they know that?

Huh?

- Stake her, Dell!
- I'm trying!

Stake her! Stake her!

Dell, stab her heart, not body.

Do it!

Sorry, my
aim was meant to be true.

Their weakness, it's the heart.

How did you know?

Lucky guess.

Make sure we don't
get separated, Dell.

I didn't know you cared so much.

Now who's that?

They call me Mr. Witz.

- Who?
- What, are we rat hunting?

There's an infection.

And you are disease control?

Stay in your
cabin. Lock the door.

You know it costs absolutely
nothing to be civil.

That is so lacking
in today's society.

Stay in your
cabin, pretty please?

Well, if you put it that way.

My mom called a couple days ago.

She asked how you were.

Did you tell her I met someone?

Well, I hate to
break it to you, Max,

but Sarra's, Sarra's not
gonna be like she was.

She's, she's not like us now.

And don't shoot the messenger.

I remember my first dog.

She was my best
friend, my only friend.

And when she started limping,
my uncle had her put down.

It was probably only a sprain.

Well, Sarra's not a pet.

And I'm not my uncle.

Ugh!

Ah!

Ugh!

A horse.

A horse, a kingdom for a horse.

It's you again.

Didn't get enough of
me last time, did ya?

Come on and get me then.

Come on and get me!

There you go and freeze.

What's the matter,
cat got your tongue?

This will never work.

O ye of little faith.

This will work.

Let's do this.

How do you even know
they like raw meat?

I saw the massacre
in the cafeteria.

Trust me, they like meat,
and they like it raw.

How much do you think
we can get for a live one?

The sky's the limit.

If that doc won't pay, maybe
we can sell it to the circus.

I like the elephants.

And the trapeze girls.

They're always so pretty.

Shh.

When that chain moves, we
jerk it with all our might.

And then we hook that sucker.

Hey, where did you
guys find the meat?

The frozen storage locker.

And it's not infected?

Nope.

Hey, wanna join us for dinner?

Sure.

Love to.

Oh yeah.

Tell me again, Dell.

Dell?

Max.

What part of don't get separated

do you know not understand?

I thought I heard something.

Get outta there, Dell.

Wait, come back!

Run!

Have I ever been sick?

Of course you have.

All my boys get
sick now and then.

When?

When was I sick?

What are you going on about?

When?

Max, I'm your mother,

of course I know if
you been sick or not.

When?

Ugh. Now don't be silly.

Everyone gets sick.

Everyone gets ill, Max.

Everyone except you.

Max!

Max!

Get up and fight, Max!

Let me at 'em.

Bite me.

Stake this.

Love bites.

Happy hunting.

Let's burn this mother down.

Somebody's gonna die tonight.

I'm feelin' a little batty.

This ain't hopscotch, Pablo.

I hate this boat.

Ship.

Whatever.

Maybe we're here
for a reason, Dell.

I know I am.

I'm most wanted wherever I am.

In great demand am I.

You're not going all
spiritual on me, are ya?

What would you do if you
knew you were about to die?

We're not gonna die, Max.

What would you do?

Well, I'd like my mom to know.

She worries about
me all the time,

and I'd want her to know that

she didn't have
to worry anymore.

About me, I mean.

I'd want that for her.

That sounds a little like Sarra.

I'll be back.

What? You need me, Max.

Make sure that room
is ready for Sarra.

Oh, who's gonna have your back.

You always have and
you always will, Dell.

Max said he's coming
back with Sarra.

And just how's
he planning to do that?

He didn't say, but he wants
you to have this room ready.

I see.

You know, there's something
odd about your friend there.

His blood is very unique.

Very, very unique.

I think he needs to prepare
for a profuse amount

of testing when he gets back.

You're dreamin', doc.

He just wants to get
his girlfriend back.

Ah, true love, is it?

Well, I think your friend Max

is flying a bit too
close to the sun.

And if he's not extremely
careful, he's going to get burned.

Badly burned.

Well, what's this
thing want with Sarra?

Well, I finally confirmed
my initial thought.

The oldest known rule in
the universe: propagation.

Now you're
just being disgusting, doc.

Well, be that as it may,

I do wish Max every success
in bringing Sarra back here.

But I fear-

It's too late for her?

She's infected.

Max is chasing an
illusion of what once was.

He's hoping that
she's still the same.

Maybe.

But sometimes, doc, sometimes
all you have is hope.

Argh!

Ugh!

I don't see how that
is being productive.

Yours is not to wonder why.

I'm going to the head.

I'll log it into our books.

By the way, I think your
dead rat is breathing.

Head this ship home, captain.

You don't have
to tell an old salt

like me more than once, matey.

No sign yet.

Looks like your
fountain of youth

will have to wait
a bit longer, doc.

Hey, do you know why
Bach had so many kids?

Huh-uh.

He didn't have any
stops on his organs.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Steak time!

Sweet dreams, doc.

I can't believe you
caught her with a net.

You really think
this is gonna work?

I don't know, but I can't
live without her, Dell.

I don't know, Max.

You still love me, Max?

Max!

Stop biting me.

You don't look so good.

I feel great.

Do you still believe
in love at for sight?

More than ever.

So now I'm all yours, Max.

I'm all yours.

Looks like you're in
the wrong town, stranger.

Funny, I was gonna say
the same thing about you.

Maybe it ain't hearin' me?

Oh, I heard you.

I just don't care.

But there's three of us.

You kicked the wrong dog.

Giddy up.

Yee-haw.

I like that hat.

The problem you have is that
the devil lives in my gun.

Don't get comfortable, amigo,

you're not gonna
be here that long.