Urusei Yatsura 6: Itsudatte, mai dârin (1991) - full transcript


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"A"

Moroboshi Ataru, age 17,
high school student.

However, he is not your normal,
everyday high-school student.

For he is a guy lecherous and unfaithful
to a degree rarely ever seen in history.

Ataru: "Ow!"
For he is a guy lecherous and unfaithful
to a degree rarely ever seen in history.

"L"

Lum, age 17, an alien
from the Planet Oni.

However, she is not your
normal, everyday alien.

She is, in fact, an alien who has fallen
in love with Moroboshi Ataru.

This, the story which
unfolds around...

...this unusual couple, and all the
unusual people around them...

...is a completely unusual
love comedy...

URUSEl YATSURA

10th Anniversary Special
URUSEl YATSURA

10th Anniversary Special
URUSEl YATSURA
ALWAYS MY DARLING

Initiating data search for man who
best satisfies input criteria...

Galactic Coordinates: A.H.O. Planet #3.
Point: Sho-Chiku-Bai.

Moroboshi Ataru! Moroboshi Ataru!

Hey Hey Hey, babes!

Please give me your names
and phone numbers...

Ladies!

What's with this guy?!

What's with this guy?!
Come back, ladies!

You don't know?! That's Moroboshi
Ataru of Tomobiki High!

Ladies!

What?! THE Moroboshi Ataru?!

C'mon, c'mon, let's
go on a date!

C'mon, c'mon!

Go!

What the hell are those?!

Old man! Gimme another!

Sheesh! Would you just go away?!

Sheesh! Would you just go away?!
Aw, c'mon! Don't say that!

Man, he just doesn't know
when to quit...

Just leave us alone!

Damn. Another pair
that got away...

Yo, babe!

Let's go on a date!

A... A shy one, eh?

A... A shy one, eh?
Darling!

Darling!

L... Lum!
Darling!

Why do you always
do this, Darling?!

When you have me for
a fiancé already!

You just went and decided
that all on your own!

Back to my girl-hunt...

Th... That's him! After him!

Come back!

'Scuse me!

Darling! Where are you?!

Do you think I'll just keep falling for
this over and over again? Huh?!

Darling...

Darling! Where are you?!

That was close...

Well, back to my girl-hunt!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!
Hold it right there!

Huh?

We have identified you
as Mr. Moroboshi Ataru!

We need you to come
with us for a while.

C'mon! Come this way!

H... Hey now! G... Get
out of my way!

What the hell was
that all about?!

Get up!

Does he think this will make
us give up?

Does he think this will make
us give up?

Maybe I'll go after Miss
Sakura this time...

What sort of grudge do you guys
have against me, anyway?

Uh, we have no grudge; we
have business with you!

Get him!

Get him!
Right!

We did it!

We did it!
We got him real good!

Now look here...

Leave me alone!

Now, you guys...
who are you?

P... Please don't do
anything violent...

Oh no! A... A UFO!

Sure looks tasty...

Hey, you guys! What's
taking you so long?!

Um, well, Princess...

The man known as Moroboshi
Ataru has shown...

...himself to possess strength
beyond imagining...

...and so capturing him and bringing
him aboard the spaceship...

...will be most difficult...

Hi! Babe!

Princess!

Babe, it is surely some sort of destiny
that has brought us together.

Wh... What are you doing?!

Why you! Get your
hands off me!

Babe!

You fool!

Excellent, Princess!

Babe!

You scum!

Babe!

The reports appear to be true...

The reports appear to be true...
Unbelievable...

That guy possesses awe-inspiring
lust, he does...

Darling! Darling,
where are you?

This... is Darling's fan!

DARLING!

Th... This sign!

I hope there won't be trouble
in this town again...

Benten! Oyuki!

Benten! Oyuki!
What is it, Lum?!

What's with that look on your face?
What could be the matter?

Darling's been kidnapped!

Oh my...

Oh my...
Say what?!

Moroboshi's been kidnapped?

There sure are strange people
wandering the night...

I see. The kidnapper
must be...

I see. The kidnapper
must be...

...some kind man from the Department
of Waste Management!

Darling is not some
piece of garbage!

Well then, some kind person
from Animal Control...

Darling is not a dog, either!

What took him was some UFO
that I've never seen before!

A UFO?!

Babe!

I am not your babe.

I am the Royal Princess
of the Universe...

Princess Lupica!

Princess Lupica!
Lupica!

You've got a pretty name...

The truth is, I had a reason for having
you abducted and brought here.

A reason?

Tell me...

In the northeast quadrant
of the universe...

...there is a small planetoid
known as...

...Planet "Holy Temple..."

...Planet "Holy Temple?"

What a passionate woman
you are, Princess Lupica!

That you would propose
to me so suddenly...

Huh?

To say that you wish to consummate
marriage with me at that temple...

Who said anything
about marriage?!

B... But what should I do?

To be approached by a girl like
this is luck beyond belief...

...but if I married her, I wouldn't
be able to girl-hunt anymore!

But then, I can't just let this babe escape
before my very eyes, either...

What the heck could be going
through this guy's brain?

It's probably a waste of time
even trying to figure it out...

Well, the one thing that IS certain is
that we can't talk to him normally!

There's no choice... We'll
have to make a deal.

We're going to a temple, but that does
not mean an immediate wedding.

What?

First, there must
be a period of dating...

...in order to cultivate mutual
understanding.

Then let's cultivate!

However, despite what
I may want...

...I am still the Royal Princess
of the Universe!

Eh?

In order to date me, you must first
obtain, from the far northeast quadrant...

...the Crystal Jar at the heart of Planet
Holy Temple, as an offering to me.

So dictates strict law.

Is there a law like that?

Is there a law like that?
Hey! Shut up!

The Crystal Jar?

Uh-huh. If you manage to acquire
that jar, then we two...

Understood. I shall obtain that jar
for you, no matter what it takes!

But anyhow, in the meantime,
what say you...

...gimme a little something
in advance, so I can...

This is the ship that Darling
was taken by!

Th... This...

Th... This...
Oh!

You recognize it?

Damn, but you
draw badly!

Come to think of it, Lum, even in
planetary elementary school...

...drawing was never
your strong suit...

I'm serious!

Ah, forgive me.

But I don't think either one of us has ever
seen a ship like that before, have we?

Right. But Lum, what with you
havin' no real leads and all...

...what's the point of having us chase
blindly out into space after him?

Forget it, then!

Anyway, I'll send this to the Interstellar
Patrol and have them look it up!

Hey, Lum!

Hey, Lum!
Dad! Mom!

You know, we were just wondering,
but how is our dear son-in-law?

What?

We don't know
for what reason...

...but someone has been digging
around the computer network...

...for data on our
dear son-in-law.

Digging around?

Digging around?
And also...

And also...

And also?
And also...

Actually, uh...

Actually, uh...
Actually?

You tell her!

You tell her!
!

!

This is the mother's job!
!

This is the mother's job!

This is the mother's job!
!

Will ONE of you tell me?!

Uh, well...

...it seems that the search
topic used was...

..." The most lecherous
being in the universe."

The most lecherous being...

The most lecherous being...
...in the universe?

T

I knew he was bad, but...

...the worst in the universe?!

What's so funny?!

Now there's no doubt!

Surely the same person who checked
up on Darling also stole him away!

This whole thing must have been
planned from the beginning!

Poor Darling!

Hunted down and kidnapped
by this evil alien...

...he can't be anything
but miserable!

Princess!

Hey,

Hey, hey,

Hey, hey, hey,

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Come on, now!

Get the hell away from me!

Get the hell away from me!
Princess!

He must be frozen with fear, faced
with such terrible wickedness...

Now I have you!

This guy is beyond belief...

It's possible...

...that he may even have been forcibly
taken to some faraway star system!

Darling...

...how pitiful...

But who would need to find the most
lecherous being in the universe...

...and why?

...and why?
I wouldn't know...

Well, we finally put him
to sleep, huh?

Anesthesia and paralysis drugs...

Anesthesia and paralysis drugs...
...sleeping pills and lullabies...

We had a tough
time with this!

Done!

Princess! The new suitors'
photographs have arrived!

These ones really look like
they're worth taking home!

I don't want to see them!

But Princess! Next year,
you will turn eighteen.

You must soon find yourself
a wonderful prince...

...and take the Queen's Throne...

...and take the Queen's Throne...
Oh, will you shut up?!

But by law dating back 2000
years in the Royal Family...

...you must marry by your
eighteenth birthday...

...in order to be allowed to
succeed to the throne.

There can be no exception to...

There can be no exception to...
That's enough!

Hey! How about some of the
best tofu in the universe!

Banner: "No. 1 in Space"
Hey! How about some of the
best tofu in the universe!

Banner: "No. 1 in Space"

Banner: "No. 1 in Space"
Healthy and nutritious! Good
for your appearance!

Banner: "No. 1 in Space"

Banner: "No. 1 in Space"
Tastes great, too! How about
some delicious tofu for you!

M... Mr. Tofu-man!

Hi! How are you?

So, what'll it be today?

Tw... Tw... Twelve cotton-filtered!

Right!

Here you go!

That'll be 1440 credits.

Exact change. Thank you!

Th... Th... Then, I'll see
you tomorrow...

Right. See you tomorrow.

What the hell?!

Hey, have you heard
anything from Lum recently?

How should I know!

Hey, hey, Ten! Have you heard
anything from Lum recently?

Well, Lum still can't figure out where
that stupid Ataru's been taken...

...so she's goin' all around,
tryin' to find out!

Really?

You DO know!

You DO know!
Wanna go for it?

Stupid Interstellar Patrol!

What is it with their
stupid priorities?!

They should be putting more
effort into their searching!

But y'know, speakin'
frankly, Lum...

...there ain't a whole lot
more we can do...

We don't have any real proof that he
was actually kidnapped, after all...

I won't give up! I won't...
I won't ever give up!

Say...

...do any of you know the latest word on
Princess Lupica's impending marriage?

M... Marriage?!

Oh, you didn't hear? And you a
childhood friend of hers, too...

Suitors from all over
the universe...

...are sending her offers of
marriage, it's being said...

Lupica's getting married!

Why don't you propose
to her, too?

Wh... Wh... What?

Wh... Wh... What?
I'm kidding, of course!

I'm kidding, of course!

Y... Yes, of course...
I'm kidding, of course!

Of course you're joking!

Even if we ARE childhood friends,
a tofu peddler and a princess...

...is just a little
bit unrealistic.

Just a little!

Yo, you should slow
down a bit.

Strictly speaking, you're
a minor, after all!

Hey you!

Minor, shminor! There're babies
drinkin' o'er there!

Those're beings from Tamashi,
in the Umezu System.

They may look like babies,
but they're already 30.

Young woman, is it love
that troubles you so?

Excuse me fer livin'!

Uh, well, I was just wondering if you'd
want your fortune told, or...

Fortune?

That's right. So if you would
care to buy me a drink?

Man! Always a catch!

Man! Always a catch!
OK, then!

Lum, this is on your
bill, all right?

Just one drink is nothing
to worry about!

Waiter! I'll have the usual!

Just one drink, indeed...

That was good!

Nice 'n' strong...

This old wreck can certainly chug. I don't
understand oldsters anymore...

Lum, this is on your
bill, all right?

All right, already!

What's this?!

The one you love is currently traveling
with another woman.

What are you saying?!

What are you saying?!
Hey, calm down!

Darling... Darling would do
something like that!

Wait! Lum!

Wait! Lum!
Lum!

Some people really should
know their limits...

But, man, so he's travelling
with some other babe...

Well, if she's taken an interest in the most
lecherous guy in the universe...

...she can't be no respectable
babe herself.

What? What did
you just say?

What?

You just said "the most lecherous
guy in the universe..."

Yeah. So what of it?

Have you ever heard of
Planet Holy Temple?

Nope.

It's nestled in the northeast
corner of the universe...

Deep within that temple there
is said to be hidden a jar...

...which is rumored to contain
the Ultimate Love Potion...

The Ultimate... Love Potion?

Yeah, and it's also said that only
the most lecherous being in...

...the universe can get inside the temple
and retrieve the jar safely...

Hey! W... W... W... Wait! Wait!

The fortune also says that even going
near Planet Holy Temple...

...will bring you all
great calamity...

Old woman! Old woman!

Your bill! Your bill!

Your bill! Your bill!
Uh... my bill?

It comes to 28,450 credits.

What in the world
can THAT be?

Lt... lt's a drink 'n run!
Pay your bill!

What a perfect opportunity!

Under cover of this darkness, I'll finally
get my chance to kiss Lupica!

Look at those hips!

I can't hold back any
longer! Lupica!

Dammit! Hands off!

Princess! A bottomless chasm!
We can't go any further!

It's a trap!

An illusory voice trying to
lure us over the edge!

But nobody's stupid enough to fall for
something as obvious as that, right?

I'm waiting for you...

Right, right! Babe!
I'm coming now!

Everyone! After him, quickly!

This way... This way!

Right! I'm coming!

Right! I'm coming!
Over this way!

The reports are true...

Unbelievable...

What awe-inspiring...

...power of lust!

This way...

Th... That's!

...the Universe's Patron
God of Lust!

I... lf I can get past this
door and get that jar...

...l'll be able to do this with that beautiful
Lupica... and that as well!

His lechery is becoming
a rising aura!

What lecherous thoughts
must he be thinking?

I don't even want
to think about it!

Bingo!

That must be... the
Crystal Jar...

Thanks for your help!

With this, all obstacles to our
love have been eliminated!

W... Wait!

H... Help me! Lupica!

Perfect.

Now that I have the Crystal Jar in my
hands, you no are longer of any use.

WHAT?!

I might as well
tell you now.

Inside this Crystal Jar is the
Ultimate Love Potion!

The Ultimate Love Potion?

A love potion?

A love potion?
I had no idea at all...

Whoever drinks
any of this...

...will instantly fall in love with the
first person they lay eyes on!

You were lying to me all
along! You damn bitch!

Be silent!

Princess!

Wait!

Hey! You can't just
leave me here!

You at least owe
me a kiss!

You cold-hearted BITCH!

How dare you act like a nice girl...

...and toy around with the lust of an
innocent high school student!

I won't die without a kiss!

We have done Mr. Moroboshi
a sad injustice...

May Buddha have mercy
on his soul...

So, anyway, Princess. What are you
planning to do with that potion?

Yeah! You already have your choice
of any number of suitors, after all...

W... Well, uh...

But still, this really is a
creepy place, isn't it?

Seems almost like
a cemetery...

Hey! A sarcophagus!

Let's leave this creepy
place at once!

LUPICA!

Huh? Oh! It dumped
me in a coffin!

Ah! Lupica!

What the hell are
you doing?!

What's it look like?! I'm seeing that
you keep your end of the bargain!

P... Princess! L... look!

Give it back!

No way. I'm not
giving it back.

Not even if I die...

Give it back!

No way!

Last chance.

Give up and give it back!

Never! Never! Never! Never!

Not until you keep
your promise!

At least let me kiss you!

Even now, that's all
you can think of!

I shall now erase you and your
lust from the universe!

L... Lum?!

Darling! You all right?

Darling!

Lum! Back to the
ship, quickly!

Thanks!

D... Damn you!

All right, all right, take this!

And this, and this!

I ain't been this charged
up in a long time!

Farewell, Planet Holy Temple...

Farewell, Lupica.

My one regret is that I was
unable to kiss you...

Although... I DO
have this now!

Who should I give it
to first, I wonder...?

This oughtta be fun!

Maybe Miss Sakura...?

...or Ran...

...or Shinobu...?

...or Ryuu...

...Ryoko!

...or Benten...

...Oyuki...

...Princess Kurama!

All the babes will be mine!

Ah! So that's the notorious
Love Potion!

Wh... What're you
talking about?

Darling!

It's no use playing innocent! I
know you're up to no good!

Bullseye!

Hand that over to me!

H... Hey! Stop that!

It's started again...

Shit, such a worthless husband...

...if we'd left him buried
alive on that planet...

...it would've been better
for all concerned...

We have, however,
rescued him...

So let us return him
now to Tomobiki.

We'll be entering
warp soon...

Hey! Give it to me!

Have one of my lightning balls!

Th... This is!

Th... This is!
A bad omen!

Step aside, step aside,
let me through!

This is terrible...

Very soon now, a
great calamity shall befall us all...

What?

Darling, come back here!

Miss Lum!

Miss Lum!
Welcome back, Lum!

Hey, you two!

No sooner do you come
back to class...!

A footwarmer in midsummer has
an elegance all its own...

I won't let you
catch me!

Oh my... something
just went by...

Man... what a mess
we've made...

It was Lum's fault that the
warp malfunctioned!

I'll have to see that she pays
for the ship repairs...

Damn! But still, all this fuss over
some stupid love potion...

L... Love potion?!

Yeah... the Ultimate Love
Potion or somethin'...

Whoever drinks any of it
instantly falls in love...

...with the first person they
see, or so it's said...

The Ultimate...

The Ultimate...
...Love Potion?!

...Love Potion?!

If I get hold of that!
...Love Potion?!

If I get hold of that!

If I get hold of that!
If I give some to Lum!

If I give some to Mendou!

If I give some to Rei!

Come back here, you bastard!

Hey! Class isn't over yet!

All right! That does it!

All this happened because Moroboshi
brought a love potion to class!

Confiscation!

This looks like fun!
Let's go watch!

What the?

If one were to get
involved in all that confusion...

...it might be only one chance
in 10,000, but...

...if Lum's husband were to get
you with that love potion...

...it'd be your undoing!

No kidding...

Come back, Darling!

Like hell I'll give it to you!

Like hell I'll give it to you!
Darling!

It's no use hiding in
a place like this!

Hey! Open up!

Trapped her but good!

Bye!

That was too easy...

My beautiful future rides
on this love potion!

Did you think I'd let it get away
from me that easily?

Now, who should I give
it to first, who first?

Yer a real disgusting bastard,
you womanizer, you!

Now fork over that
love potion!

Moroboshi!

Uh-oh!

Those guys don't quit!

If they keep this
up, I'm dead!

I'll take... two slices...

Oh! Mom!

Oh! Mom!
Oh, you're back!

What a fortunate meeting...

What a fortunate meeting...
What?

What?

Moroboshi!
What?

Well, I'm kinda busy
right now, so...

Could you please make that
four slices instead?

It's... gone!

I've gone and hidden it!

I've gone and hidden it!
Where did you hide it?!

Where did you hide it?!

Talk, Moroboshi!
Where did you hide it?!

Where have you
hidden it?!

Um... let's see... at the bottom
of the Tomobiki River...

Huh? Oh, no. I don't remember
buying anything like this...

"Please keep this safe for me until
I get home!" It's Ataru's!

Sheesh! Darling's giving
me a hard time again!

I hope it's not yet another
strange thing...

...or maybe I buried it on
the school grounds...

WHAT?!

...or maybe...

...or maybe...
WHAT?!

...or maybe...
WHAT?!

Next you'll be saying
Tokyo Bay...

...or the summit
of Mt. Fuji!

Wrong! Guess again!

Damn you!

Wait! Wait! Stop! Stop! Watch it!
Watch it! Watch it! Stop! Help!

Those guys never learn...

In any case, Benten and Oyuki
have shown some wisdom...

One wonders upon whom Moroboshi Ataru
intends to use that love potion...

Moroboshi Ataru!

Lupica!

You came back to keep
your promise!

Don't be an idiot!

Talk! Where is the
love potion?!

We don't need a love potion,
now, do we?

Talk!

A... At the bottom of the
Tomobiki River...

Things have gotten to the
point where I may just...

...have to give Lupica some
of the love potion!

I'm home!

Mom, where's that
jar I left with you?

It's over on the tea table!

It's over on the tea table!
Thank you!

Found it!

That sure was a good idea I
came up with back there...

I'll never let anyone
take this away!

Ataru! Want some juice?

Ataru! Want some juice?
Thanks, Mom!

Gotcha but good!

L... Lum?!

So how did the love potion
taste, Darling?

The... The love potion? Wh... What
are you talking about?

The love potion is, uh, right
here, unopened, see?

That's a fake!

That's a fake!
A... A fake?

I have the real one...

...and I added a bit to the
juice you just drank!

N... No way!

Now, Darling... look at me!

Hey! Why're you
turning away?!

All you have to do is
look at me once...

...and you will love me from
the bottom of your heart!

You'll stop all your infidelity...

We'll have our happy ending!

It's done!

If I open my eyes now, I'll be
under Lum's thumb forever!

I won't be able to girl-hunt anymore!

Like hell I'm gonna
open my eyes!

Darling! Stop being
so stubborn!

Moroboshi Ataru!

You will pay for trying to trick the
Royal Princess of the Universe!

Lupica! I love you!

Lupica! I love you!
Why you!

This is all your fault!

What?!

If you... If you hadn't come
butting in like that...

...Darling would be crazy
for me right now!

What?

You don't mean... you used
the love potion?!

That's right!

Fool!

Lupica!

Looks like this stuff
really works!

So long! I've no more time
for the likes of you!

Lupica!

Stop it, Darling!

Lupica!

Darling, snap out
of it! Darling!

Lupica, Lupica...

Shock therapy time!

Lupica... Lupica, Lupica,
Lupica... Lupica!

No effect...

Ah! Hold it!

Stop!

Let go of me, damn you!

You must know!

Know what?

The way to bring Darling
back to normal!

Well...

...I don't know!

If I did, I would've
done it already.

Come on, now!

All of this has happened
because you set...

...Darling to finding that love
potion in the first place!

Oh! And let's just ignore the fact that
it was you who gave it to him!

So what are you planning to use
that love potion for anyway?

Who're you planning
to use it on?

Lupica! Lupica!

Darling, let go of her!

Princess!

Lupica! Lupica! Lupica! Lupica!

Lupica!

Da... Darling!

Lupica!

Miss Lum...

Do you know where
the love potion is?

I don't want to
talk about it...

What?

About the love potion, I don't
want to talk about it...

What's wrong, Lum?

What's happened
to you?

And where has that scoundrel
Moroboshi disappeared to?

Lupica!

Wh... Wh... What
the hell?!

The love potion did this.

Darling no longer has eyes for anybody
except that bazooka girl now...

No way! Not Ataru!

Right!

Just one girl for Moroboshi?

It can't be true...

It can't be true...
This bodes ill...

This bodes ill...

Inconceivable!
This bodes ill...

Pardon me, ma'am...

What? H... Hey, wh...
what are you?

Lupica!

No way!

Hey! Stop! What're you!

Pardon us, Miss Sakura...

What the hell're
you doing?!

Lupica!

The thing that threatens us is
the power of that love potion!

Quit making such
weird entrances!

But... to imagine that it could've had
an effect as strong as that...

Say, Lum! Where's that
love potion now?

Someday...

Someday Darling might have come
to love me and only me...

But because... because...

...because I gave him
the love potion...

...all this... all this...

I hate this!

I hate this!

Lum...

Rio!

Hi! How are you?

So, what'll it be today?

S... Seventeen cotton-filtered!

S... Seventeen cotton-filtered!
Right!

Here you go!

S... S... Say...

S... S... Say...
Yes?

A... Are you thirsty
at all?

Uh... not really...

Oh, really! So you
are thirsty!

What?

What?
In, uh, in that case, here...

Have this!

OK...

So that's him.

So that's him.
Yes.

Well then, thanks...

Um...

Um...
Wha?

Is it really true?
About, uh, y...

About what?

About what?
About your seeking suitors.

About your seeking suitors.

What?!
About your seeking suitors.

Uh... well, it was just a
rumor I heard, and...

It's true...

Is that so...

Wow, but time flies...

I mean, the first time we met, we
were both only children...

After that, you came every
single day to deliver tofu.

Yeah...

Neither rain...

...nor wind...

...nor even spears... could stay you
from your appointed rounds.

I got well as quickly as I could, so I
could buy my own tofu from you.

We were... so happy,
back then...

Tofu really is good for your
health, you know!

Yeah... and I'm really happy your future
husband will be eating my tofu, too!

Rio!

Rio!
Huh?

Huh?

Drink that, now!
Huh?

Drink that, now!

Drink that, now!
Um... right.

Um...

What is it?

What is it?
Thank you for the drink!

"Th... Thank you?" N... Nothing more?

"Nothing more?" Um, well,
it's really good water, but...

Wa... Water?

Uh no, not "Wa-waterTM,"
it's just water...

No way!

This can't be happening!

Princess Lupica...

...our social standings
are just too far apart.

H... How can this have happened?

Lupica!

He hasn't changed since
yesterday, it seems...

In spite of how unfaithful
he used to be...

Though it is much more
peaceful now...

Somehow, even I don't feel
right about this, you know.

So where's Lum?

Since last night, she hasn't been seen,
even at the Moroboshi household...

I see...

But it's too bad the potion got smashed,
it woulda been nice to have...

What?

Wh... What! You smashed
it to pieces?!

That's not good at all...

Giving him another dose
of the love potion...

...would have counteracted it easily...

...would have counteracted it easily...
What?

What?

What?!
What?

Is there nowhere else we could get
more of the same love potion?

Well... it was originally
the collected nectar...

...of the flower of the
Moondrop Plant...

But the Moondrop has long
since been extinct, so...

Wh... What have... What
have I done?!

However, there is still one
thing that can be done...

Yo! Another round!

So, what is this
one thing?

From the soil the love
potion soaked into...

...upon the night of the next full moon, a
single Moondrop flower ought to sprout.

Pick that flower, and feed
him its nectar...

...and Darling will return
to normal, right?

However, if exposed to
the light of dawn...

...the flower will fade,
wither, and die!

If that happens, you're
out of luck!

Earth's next full moon is...

Earth's next full moon is...
...tonight!

Hey! W... W... Wait!

Y... You promised to pay last time's
bill, and buy today's drinks, too.

N... No way...

Old woman! Old woman!
Your bill! Your bill!

Together with the last one,
it comes to 52,090 credits.

What in the world
can THAT be?!

Hey now, did you really expect
the same trick to work twice?

Actually, I did...

Actually, I did...
Now pay up!

I'll take care
of that bill!

Whatsa matter?

You're drinking more
than usual!

Nothing's the matter...

Oh yeah, it seems Princess Lupica's
gone to Earth again today...

She seems to be going
there a lot, a lot...

I wonder if she's finally fallen
for a suitor? Hmm? Hmm?

Lupica!

What an unlucky guy...

Lupica!

The Moondrop flower...

Lupica!

Lupica!
Lupica! Lupi...

I'll take that Moondrop flower!

I won't let you have it!

I'm going to give this
flower to Darling!

You! Lupica!

You! Lupica!
I love you... I love you...

I love you... I love you...

Don't underestimate Moroboshi!
I love you... I love you...

I love you... I love you...

If Lum lets you have that flower...
I love you... I love you...

I love you... I love you...

...Moroboshi will pursue you
for the rest of his life!
I love you... I love you...

There is no man in the world who is more
single-mindedly lecherous than he!

He has no morals!

He has no morals!
He has no common sense!

He has no common sense!

He has no principles!
He has no common sense!

He will pursue you
unto death!

Natto: Fermented soybeans
He'll stick to you like natto!

Natto: Fermented soybeans

Natto: Fermented soybeans
Not just natto, but rotten natto!

Rotten, moldy, and with flies
swarming all around, too!

You don't have to say
things THAT bad!

Um, well, we're doing all
this for your sake...

Enough! Enough talk!

I'm taking that flower!

You coward!

You coward!
Wh... What?!

Y'know...

...instead of talking about
love potions...

...you really oughta tell that stringy-
natto-dude how you feel!

Oh my, wouldn't "Tofu patty-lad"
be more descriptive?

Wr... Wr... Wrong! He's
a TOFU-MAN!

So if ya just told that tofu-man
that ya loved him...

...wouldn't that solve
all yer problems?

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

So long!

Come back!

Lupica! Lupica!

I won't let you get away!

The Princess is in danger!
To her defense!

Right!

Mendou Air Corps! To
Miss Lum's defense!

Sheesh! This is
all so pointless!

That's it! The tofu-man!

Fire!

I hope Lum's OK...

Ice cream! How 'bout
some ice cream!

Hey now! Help me out here,
undutiful offspring!

To make enough money to
renovate Hama Teashop...

...work hard, work hard, we
have to work hard now!

This is no time for that!

This is no time for that!
How 'bout some ice cream!

Tonight's "Stupid TV Til Dawn" is
changing its regular schedule...

...to report to you live from THAT
Tomobiki Town instead!

Take a look! A raging battle is occurring
even as I speak, in the skies above!

The root of all this insanity once
again seems to be related to...

...that familiar troublemaker, 17-
year-old Moroboshi Ataru!

Lupica!

Oh no. What a huge
mess he's caused.

The neighbors are going
to give us the eye again.

I've got it bad at
the office, too...

OK! We're going
into warp now!

A... Ain't that?

A... Ain't that?
Mr. Tofu-man!

Hi! Cotton-filtered, or silky?

Lupica!

Princess Lupica...

Lupica's up there... fighting
like mad, all just for you!

What?

What?
Tell Lupica you love her!

Wh... What're you
talking about?!

Lupica's in love
with you, fool!

Wha?

This all happened 'cuz she wanted
to use a love potion on you!

If you just tell Lupica you love her,
everything'll turn out fine!

Y... You're joking!

Th... Th... There's no way Princess Lupica
would be... i... in love with me!

You're also in love
with her, right?

N... No way! That's absurd!

But... did you not come all the way to
Earth out of worry for the Princess?

No, um... I came... s... simply
to sell my tofu!

Enough crap!

You'll tell her you like her... OK?
You'll tell her you love her, OK?!

You will, will you not?

Tell her!

I... I can't!

Damn you!

Give it back!

Never!

I won't give up!

Everything's... Everything's
my fault!

It's all because I gave Darling
the love potion!

It's all because of me!

If Darling hates me, I'll
have to live with it!

But... I have to...

...I have to bring Darling back
to normal! I have to!

Freeze, Lupica!

Rio!

Rio!
Princess Lupica!

Now... hand over the
Moondrop flower!

If he's dead, you won't have much
use for that flower, right?

Now let's trade!

And then you both can
return home safely...

You dirty cowards!

So, hand it over!

Lupica!

Darling?!

That fool!

Lupica! I love you! I
love you! I love you!

P... Princess Lupica!

Darling!

I love you!

Ah! I... lt's that lecher guy!

Ah! I... lt's that lecher guy!
What single-mindedness!

What single-mindedness!

Princess! Help is coming!
What single-mindedness!

Got him!

C'mon! Everybody pull!

If we combine our strength,
we can do anything!

Right! Heave! Heave!

Lupica!

How mortifying...

You ill-mannered fool! What are
you doing to Princess Lupica?!

Stop it! Stop it!

Now, Darling... come
over here!

Hurry up and come here!

Hurry up and come here!
Lupic...

Looks like a draw!

So I shall keep this Moroboshi Ataru
in my custody, away from you all!

What?

What?
What?!

Until that flower fades, withers,
and dies, that is!

Come back!

YES!

Lupica!

Lupica!
Darling!

Princess Lupica!

L... Lupica!

Princess Lupica...

Princess Lupica...
Rio!

Darling!

Darling!
Lupica, Lupica, Lupica!

Darling!

Lupica!

Bastard!

Darling!

Good!

Good!

Retreat!

No! I don't want
to die like this!

Men be damned!

Now's my chance to show the results
of daily, bloody training!

Over to you, Ryuunosuke!

Over to you, Ryuunosuke!
Right! Here I go!

Attack!

Moroboshi! Why... Why you!

Heave!

This is youth!

Darling, here,
take this...

The nectar won't...
come out!

Lum!

Darling...

Lum...

Lum...
Darling!

Lupica!

Lupica!
Darling!

He's not back
to normal?!

Damn you!

Miss Sakura!

Moroboshi! So you...

...ARE back to normal!

Shinobu!

Ryuu!

Ran!

He... He's back!

...back to normal!

He's back to the same
old Darling!

Darling! Darling!

Bastard!

Darling!

Knock it off already!

Rio... Rio!

Rio! Rio!

Rio!

Princess Lupica...

...l'm glad... you're
all right...

Same to you, thank God
you're all right!

Princess Lupica...

...l... l'm... afraid all I know is how
to make tofu, but... m... may I...

...ask for your hand
in marriage?

Rio!

Ah! I get it! The Princess wanted
the love potion to give to Rio!

Ah! I see!

Ah! I see!
Chief! You're sharp!

Heh! You're meant
for each other!

If you'd just told each other sooner, we
coulda avoided this whole big mess!

Shut up!

We're leaving! We're
leaving right now!

Yes. Let's go home.

Farewell!

It's been a treat!

It's been a treat!
Best wishes!

Bye, and sorry for
all the trouble!

Sorry for all the trouble!

In spite of the calamity which
has happened...

...this really is an occasion
for celebrating...

Those two will surely find
happiness together...

I understand now!

Even without a love potion,
one can still find true love!

Yeah!

That's right... using love
potions is immoral!

To think I actually wanted
something like that...

...l'd like to find a hole
to crawl into!

It was the right thing for
Lum to destroy it!

This means "Hello," in Chinese.
Ni hao!

Hey! Don't rain on this happy
occasion with your presence!

Where've you been?!

Well, last night I rescued a
frog from inside a well...

...and it turns out it was actually a
4000-year-old Chinese prince...

...under a magic curse.

A 4000-year-old Chinese prince?

As a reward, he gave
me this jar.

It's apparently a 4000-year-old
Chinese love potion!

A 4000-year-old...

A 4000-year-old...
...Chinese love potion?!

Catch!

In place of an arrow oflove
shot by an angel...

In place of an arrow oflove
shot by an angel...

Executive Producer
Taga Hidenori
Planning
Ochiai Shigekazu
In place of an arrow oflove
shot by an angel...

Executive Producer
Taga Hidenori
Planning
Ochiai Shigekazu
...what will make a girl's
wish come true?

...what will make a girl's
wish come true?

Producer
Matsushita Yooko
Screenplay
Takayashiki Hideo
Komparu Tomoko
...what will make a girl's
wish come true?

...what will make a girl's
wish come true?

Character Designs/
Animation Director
Takahashi Kumiko
Art Director
Uehara Shinichi
...what will make a girl's
wish come true?

Character Designs/
Animation Director
Takahashi Kumiko
Art Director
Uehara Shinichi
Sprinkle the happy sun in my eyes...

Sprinkle the happy sun in my eyes...

Director of Photography
Yamaguchi Jin
Audio Director
Shiba Shigeharu
Music
Kotaki Mitsuru
(Soundtrack Available
on Kitty Records)
Sprinkle the happy sun in my eyes...

Director of Photography
Yamaguchi Jin
Audio Director
Shiba Shigeharu
Music
Kotaki Mitsuru
(Soundtrack Available
on Kitty Records)
...and smile a smile rarely seen-
to whom shall I give it?

...and smile a smile rarely seen-
to whom shall I give it?

Theme:
Performed by
Lyrics by
Music and Arrangement by
...and smile a smile rarely seen-
to whom shall I give it?

"BIGIN THE KIREl"
(BEGIN THE LOVELY)
UL-SAYS (from T.P.D.)
Matsui Goroo
Hata Ichiroo
(EPIC-Sony Records)

"BIGIN THE KIREl"
(BEGIN THE LOVELY)
UL-SAYS (from T.P.D.)
Matsui Goroo
Hata Ichiroo
(EPIC-Sony Records)

Love is my...(oh yeah)

...one and only treasure.(oh yeah)

It's OK, I'll keep at it til it shines.

CAST
Lum Ataru
Hirano Fumi Furukawa Toshio
Lupica Rio
Matsui Naoko Furumoto Shinnosuke
It's OK, I'll keep at it til it shines.

CAST
Lum Ataru
Hirano Fumi Furukawa Toshio
Lupica Rio
Matsui Naoko Furumoto Shinnosuke
I want to make youmy own...

CAST
I want to make youmy own...

CAST
Oyuki Benten
Ohara Noriko Mita Yuuko
Sakuramboo Sakura
Nagai Ichiroo Washio Machiko
I want to make youmy own...

CAST
I want to make youmy own...

CAST
Ten Mendou
Sugiyama Kazuko Kamiya Akira
Shinobu Megane
Shimazu Saeko Chiba Shigeru
I want to make youmy own...

CAST
I want to make youmy own...

CAST
Perm Kakugari
Murayama Akira Nomura Shinji
Chibi Onsen-mark
Futamata Kazunari lkemizu Michihiro
I want to make youmy own...

CAST
Perm Kakugari
Murayama Akira Nomura Shinji
Chibi Onsen-mark
Futamata Kazunari lkemizu Michihiro
...so, now, quite seriously,
I begin the lovely.

CAST
...so, now, quite seriously,
I begin the lovely.

CAST
Ryuunosuke Ryuunosuke's Father
Tanaka Mayumi Anzai Masahiro
Principal Ran
Nishimura Tomomichi Komiya Kazue
...so, now, quite seriously,
I begin the lovely.

CAST
...so, now, quite seriously,
I begin the lovely.

CAST
Rei Ataru's Father
Genda Tetsuyoo Ogata Kenichi
Ataru's Mother Lum's Father
Sakuma Natsumi Sawa Ritsuo
...so, now, quite seriously,
I begin the lovely.

CAST
...so, now, quite seriously,
I begin the lovely.

CAST
Lum's Mother Leader
Yamada Reiko Tanonaka Isamu
Soldier B Girl C
Shimada Bin Tororin
...so, now, quite seriously,
I begin the lovely.

CAST
Lum's Mother Leader
Yamada Reiko Tanonaka Isamu
Soldier B Girl C
Shimada Bin Tororin
I love the feeling of chasing desire.

I love the feeling of chasing desire.

I'll want always to be in love with myself.

Setting Design
Watanabe Takashi
Scene Settings
Watanabe Sumio
I'll want always to be in love with myself.

Color Coordinator
Sugita Yasuko
Cel Checker
Nishimura Ryuuta
lfthere is love...(oh yeah)

Lfthere is love...(oh yeah)

...anythingis possible.(oh yeah)

Cel Painting Assistance
Sendai Animation Eiu Productions
Studio Fantasia LEE Productions
DR Movie
Shanghai Chaoyang Dooga
...anythingis possible.(oh yeah)

Cel Painting Assistance
Sendai Animation Eiu Productions
Studio Fantasia LEE Productions
DR Movie
Shanghai Chaoyang Dooga
It's OK, let's keep at it, hand- in- hand.

It's OK, let's keep at it, hand- in- hand.

Backgrounds
Aoki Katsushi Kiriyama Naruyo
Sakimoto Naomi Okada Masako
Oga Kazuo Yamagawa Akira
Ishikawa Nobuko Tanaka Naoya
ltoo Sayuri Kaiho Jinzaburoo
Tamura Morifuri Soo Terumichi
It's OK, let's keep at it, hand- in- hand.

I want ahappy endingwith you...

Backgrounds Assistance
Atelier Buuka
Green
Special Effects
Tanifuji Hooji
Titles
Maki Productions
I want ahappy endingwith you...

Backgrounds Assistance
Atelier Buuka
Green
Special Effects
Tanifuji Hooji
Titles
Maki Productions
...so, with strong determination,
I'll begin the lovely.

...so, with strong determination,
I'll begin the lovely.

Photography
Ishikawa Kinichi Saitoo Atsuroo
Photographic Assistance
Cosmos Tomusphoto
Mushi Productions Shige Productions
Tokyo Developing Laboratories
(Animeroom)
Flamepot
...so, with strong determination,
I'll begin the lovely.

...so, with strong determination,
I'll begin the lovely.

Editing
Morita Editing Room
Matsumoto Yutaka Takayama Chieko
Morita Seiji
...so, with strong determination,
I'll begin the lovely.

Editing
Morita Editing Room
Matsumoto Yutaka Takayama Chieko
Morita Seiji
Anyone can be ! 00% terrific.

Anyone can be ! 00% terrific.

Negative Editing
Sakumoto Masaki Miki Yukiko
Film Developing
Tokyo Developing Laboratories
Effects
Yoda Yasufumi
Anyone can be ! 00% terrific.

Negative Editing
Sakumoto Masaki Miki Yukiko
Film Developing
Tokyo Developing Laboratories
Effects
Yoda Yasufumi
I want to give youmy always- pretty self.

I want to give youmy always- pretty self.

Supervisor
Kuwabara Kunio
Recording Studio
Tokyo TV Center
Recording Production
Omnibus Promotion
Asanashi Naoko
I want to give youmy always- pretty self.

Supervisor
Kuwabara Kunio
Recording Studio
Tokyo TV Center
Recording Production
Omnibus Promotion
Asanashi Naoko
I want to make youmy own...

I want to make youmy own...

Production Chief
Kobayashi Hiroyasu
Assistant Director
Namekawa Satoru
Assistant Producer
Nakagawa Junpei
I want to make youmy own...

Production Chief
Kobayashi Hiroyasu
Assistant Director
Namekawa Satoru
Assistant Producer
Nakagawa Junpei
...so, now, quite seriously,
I begin the lovely.

...so, now, quite seriously,
I begin the lovely.

Production Publicity
Asakura Chiyoko
Animation Producer
Maruyama Masao
Animation Production Assistance
Mad House
...so, now, quite seriously,
I begin the lovely.

Production Publicity
Asakura Chiyoko
Animation Producer
Maruyama Masao
Animation Production Assistance
Mad House
I love the feeling of chasing desire.

I love the feeling of chasing desire.

Special Thanks to
TADANO
Amenity Message, Ltd.
I love the feeling of chasing desire.

Special Thanks to
TADANO
Amenity Message, Ltd.
I want always to be madlyin love with you.

I want always to be madlyin love with you.

Directed by
Yamada Katsuhisa
I want always to be madlyin love with you.

Directed by
Yamada Katsuhisa

END