Uno Koichiro no nurete noru (1982) - full transcript

No.

No, don't.

Liar.

You're a little tease, aren't you?

It hurts.

I'll fuck you.

Yoko, Yoko...

Yoko.

Ah? What?

Oh?

That was a strange fantasy.



Too bad he interrupted it.

Hey.

Look here.

Hm.

Koichiro Uno's Wet and Riding
Uno Koichiro no nurete utsu

Nakamura Residence

"I love you the way you are."

"I want you now."

"This great feeling..."

"This is my happiness."

"Love is you."

Oh, this is beautiful.

Indeed.

"I love you the way you are."



"I want you now."

"Such great emotion..."

"I am happy too."

"Love is you."

"Love is you."

What are you wishing for?

I'm sure you can guess.

Just tell me.

I'm praying for you...

that you keep your vigor forever.

Let it be.

The truth is, I prayed
for more vigorous sex...

he's so weak in bed.

Dear.

Ah.

Ah.

What kind of fierce glances are these.

Obviously he's undressing
me with his eyes.

He wishes he'd forcibly grab my breasts...

then stick a finger in my baby bird...

and then assault me.

Then he would open me up like a beast...

and powerfully plunge his manhood...

in my baby bird.

I'm sure, I'm sure he would.

Oh yes.

Why am I so affected?

He can't wait,
he'll invite me to a hotel.

What will I say?

Excuse me...

Eh?

You dropped your ticket.

Eh?

Ah.

1, 2, 3, 4...

At night I vent out my
frustration in a jazz class.

1, 2, 3, 4...

What are you doing Mrs. Yasuko?

Sorry.

Alright, alright girls,
let's take a breather.

Mrs. Yasuko.

Yes.

You're new here, you need a crash course.

That tension.

"Levé."

oops, it's there.

Check it right there, there.

You don't get it, it's there, there.

Right?

This is where you need to relax.

Alright.

I can feel it.

Amazing.

Even I am all wet.

What a great taste.

Feeling better?

This is how you relax.

I need the crash course too.

I understand.

How tough it is.

It's not that it's tough.

Only once a week...

sometimes he neglects
me for a whole month.

And he's done in 45 seconds.

I'm young and healthy,
I deserve more than this.

Look, I could lend you my husband.

What?

I don't mind if it's you.

His manhood is robust.

Compared to all my other lovers.

He reaches me deep inside.

Other lovers?

Are you cheating on him?

You can't call that cheating.

So what other lovers do you have?

It's called swinging...

partner-swapping.

Eh?

We love to invite new couples.

Oh.

Isn't that wonderful
to enjoy sex as a couple?

How about you try my husband?

Hey, easy now.

How is he going to react?

Whatever we do, we love our husbands.

Of course.

But your husband...

an elite from Tokyo University...

he has a broom up his rear.

Oh, goodness...

I'm gonna be late.

See ya.

Yasuko is always so spirited...

I envy her.

Ah?

Hey, you.

What?

Come on, we met in the train.

Ah, I remember.

Are you visiting us?

Do you live here?

I do.

Let me introduce myself.

'Salesman at Sunrise Laboratory'

Yes I'm a salesman.

What do you sell?

We sell condoms.

Thank you but...

I'm using a coil for contraception.

Contraception is not our only purpose.

Look here for example.

The secret of a good couple...

is to fulfill both the husband
and the wife's sexual desire.

Please consider this condom...

and this one.

What an amazing stimulation.

This is great in a couple's life.

But I need to talk about
it with my husband.

What I am saying Madam...

this is for the sake of your husband...

"For a fulfilled sex life."

This is the motto of our company.

And if you wish I can
offer you a demonstration.

A demonstration?

I offer myself as a test subject.

What? You mean you would...?

This is my job, you see...

various points require
practical explanation.

Please allow me.

I'm hard.

Amazing.

For a product sampling,
it's quite convincing.

First this basic condom...

just a quarter of the length.

Then the second one...

comes to 2 quarters of the length.

Then the third one...

comes to 3 quarters of the length.

And finally...

comes that little marvel...

that comes to cover all the
length down to the basis.

These little spikes at the end...

reach Madam deep inside.

Left, right, up, down...

can you imagine the waves of pleasure?

He convinced me of its advantages.

This is for the good of our couple.

If you're ready to purchase,
you should try it now.

Eh? How do I do that?

On you?

Don't think of it that way.

You're only using a tool
of which I am the holder.

Most housewives try it
when they purchase it.

But...

Rest assured Madam...

when you use this tool,
you are not using me.

Let's give it a try.

You can't buy if you don't
know it's worth, right?

Allow me.

Wait, hey.

Hey don't, don't.

No, hey.

Don't, don't.

No.

Madam, you're doing
this for your husband.

Great, look how wet you are.

Don't.

Don't do that.

Madam.

No, don't.

Don't.

Don't.

I'm inserting it.

No, oh no.

Can you feel the little spikes?

How ... is ... it?

Tell me, how is it?

No.

"This feels great."

"But I'm embarrassed to say it."

I feel a little funny.

Ah, sorry, I shouldn't insist maybe.

Hey, wait.

As salesman cannot
give up that easily...

if he really wants
to make his sale.

Just one little insertion...

doesn't really deliver
the sensation of it.

You're absolutely right.

I'm telling you...

you should give it
all you have.

All I have?

You're right.

Alright.

This way you mean?

How does this feel?

It's amazing.

It is amazing.

Please wait a minute.

Your cardigan.

Now you see.

Offering this pleasure
to your husband is wonderful.

What do you think?

He will have such pleasure.

I'm buying it.

I'm buying it.

Two dozens of it, nay...

20 dozens.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

How do you like this?

I felt so ecstatic,
I went totally blind.

Darling please.

Let's do it tonight.

You're like a female baboon
at Ueno Zoo.

You're disgusting.

I wanted to do it tonight anyway.

Really?

Look at this.

A salesman came today, I bought it.

Idiot.

Sex is sacred.

Why should we have
to rely on such indecent toy?

Look at this.

Wow! It hasn't been that
proud in a long time.

Ah, ah, please wait.

Wait.

What's wrong?

Uuuh, I was about to discharge.

Eh? Ah.

We have to make the most of it.

Right.

Eh?

Alright.

"What's wrong with you?"

"You're really not up to the task."

"How about me?"

"I've had enough."

Junpei, my brother is coming today...

you will have to to pick him up since...

he's from the countryside.

Bye.

Have a nice day.

Ueno Station, Ueno Station.

Aunty.

There you are Junpey.

Is something the matter?

I'll be staying a week.

You're welcome.

When we met he called me 'Aunty'...

this is hurtful.

And the way he stares at me.

As a student he should be
focusing on his studies.

He's probably imagining me naked.

What a little creep.

What would I do if a virgin
like him assaulted me?

Just thinking about it chills my spine.

Aunty.

What?

You're breathing heavily,
What are you thinking about?

Come on, you can guess.

I can guess?

I can guess.

But what can I guess?

Eh?

Alright.

His nose is bleeding.

Healthy as he is,
he'll succeed at his exams.

Please, help yourself, dig in.

Yes, more rice.

Alright.

Hey Yasuko.

Hey Yoko.

Since your call my husband can't wait.

Come on, it's only a for a teeth check.

Let's go.

Yes.

Dental clinic, Takano.

Such big butt.

I can imagine her husband...

riding her with rage.

What's happening?

What? Nothing.

Dental clinic.

"Overcome frigidity in just weeks"

Amazing.

These women's magazines are
filled with pervert articles.

But I need to read them for reference.

Operating room

What kind of methods does
Yasuko's husband use?

Oh, no way.

Oh.

At last the pain is gone.

Goodbye.

Sorry, I kept you waiting.

Yes.

Please rinse your mouth.

Hey, what are you doing?

This way it's easier for me.

I see.

How is it?

Ah, really?

Please rinse again.

Hey, what?

Hey what are you doing?

It's for your own good.

What?

"Do I have to undress
even for a tooth doctor?"

Ah? What?

This way.

"I was patient."

"If that's what I need..."

"I'll listen to the good doctor."

Hey, what?

What?

Your teeth are all fine.

It's you Yasuko?

The clinic is now closed for the day.

Let's have fun.

But how about my teeth?

You're done, now we can play.

Play?

I can't do that.

No, no, it's not only for your sake...

it's also for your husband.

Alright?

Is that really true?

Fine, since I am here now.

Alright let's start.

No, I can't do that.

I really can't.

Ah.

It's your first time
so you'll have to let go.

Let me take the lead.

How is it?

You already feel better.

Right?

Yes.

Well.

It's great.

How do you feel now?

Yes.

Well.

Yasuko.

Alright.

Say...

could you give me some too?

Sure.

Your face is so sexy when you're horny.

Please come, quick.

Please, dear.

Alright.

With your permission.

"Oh no, he can't leave me undone."

But what do I do now?

I'm doing it for my husband.

Please wait a minute.

I will be back soon.

OK.

Sorry I kept you waiting.

Thank you very much.

What? There's one missing.

Maybe the wind blew it away.

That's strange.

Junpei, I'm coming in.

Hey, Junpei.

Oh, look at your mess.

You spilled everywhere.

Oh, come on.

Such a bad boy.

What are you doing?

I'm excited.

Wait.

Junpey, stop.

I want to become a gynecologist.

I need to observe closely...

and study the female anatomy.

No, don't.

"If it's useful for his studies."

Hey, wait.

Do you want me to fail, Aunty?

What?

It's so wet.

Wow, so wet it's dripping.

Amazing.

A commendable effort
for the sake of medical science.

Alright, but you cannot touch.

Alright.

So these are the big lips.

No, the big lips are here.

And the small lips are in there.

What? Let me check.

That little erected red bean...

it has to be the clitoris.

Oh, no.

That is so fascinating.

So this is the clitoris.

According the illustration.

But what is deep down here?

No.

Does it hurt?

"On the contrary, idiot."

I memorized all the parts.

No, wait.

Please, wait a second.

Alright, if you want it that much.

Easy.

Easy.

Easy and hard.

Easy and hard.

Hard.

Easy and hard.

I came just before
I will last longer.

Easy.

Easy and hard.

Easy and hard.

Easy and hard.

Yasuko.

What?

Can I ask you something?

Can you help me find a job?

I can recommend you to a boutique.

What happened?

Well, the truth is...

dear, what's going on?

They're sending me to our
Abashiri agency in Hokkaido.

What? Abashiri?

But what happened?

The big deal I was conducting
with Matsuboshi Co...

abruptly failed.

Their company turned down the deal.

This failure will seal my fate.

We still have a loan on this house.

In Abashiri?

We'll be fine, just hang on dear.

It's over.

It's over for me.

I could find a job...

and pay for the loan.

Come on, hang on.

What's wrong with Abashiri?

Even if we had to go
to Africa or New Guinea.

Africa or New Guinea?

What? That's tough.

Even worse, his dick
is totally depressed now.

What is it Mrs. Yasuko?

You need a crash course, right?

Our coach is such a perv.

But it feels so good.

Well.

And so Yasuko introduced me...

to a boutique where I work part-time.

Thank you very much.

Please come again.

It's not the first time.

This is so outrageous.

I am so sorry.

You really stole only this?

Yes, it was really by mistake.

That's an unfortunate mistake.

We'll take time to listen to your story.

Please come this way?

Come in.

Please sit down.

Let's see, well first...

please write down
your name and address.

I can't do that.
Isn't there another way?

I have to follow the rules.

I'm telling you it would be disastrous.

That would put me in such trouble.

You put me in trouble.

If you resist,
I'll have to call the police.

What?

It's not good.

Some women even conceal stuff
in their undergarments.

I need to conduct a thorough search.

But you're not
the concealing type, right?

I wouldn't.

No forget it.

Ah, thank you.

Bah.

I'm concerned about that woman.

I can't even explain it...

it was unintentional.

Hey, wait.

You don't have to take it all off.

Hey, easy.

People could see you.

What are you doing?

Cover up, hush.

Hush, hush.

Hey, you're taking this a bit too far.

You're so kind.

Come on, let me go.

We don't want anyone to see us.

If my husband knew.

So just let me go.

We can talk about it.

Please search me thoroughly.

Please take your time,
search me everywhere.

Please, search me well.

Alright, I'll search you.

I'll search you thoroughly.

We need to discuss this issue please.

I get it.

You don't need to...

ah, ouch.

Ouch, ouch.

What are you doing?

When did you get in here?

Isn't that impolite to spy on people?

Isn't that a horrible way
to treat a shoplifter?

A middle-aged widower
venting his frustration...

on that poor woman?

That's a misunderstanding.

I'm not a widower, I'm a bachelor...

and I go to the massage parlor.

What? The massage parlor?

How did you get that out of me?

Look this is all a misunderstanding.

Maybe.

But she's crying and naked.

Well she wanted...

Hey, why don't you
get dressed quickly?

This young generation is shameless.

Just get dressed now, we're done.

We're not pressing charges,
you can just leave.

Sure.

The manager said it is OK.

Sure.

Let me help.

Really.

I'm sorry.

With your permission.

Right.

Thank you so much.

Quick.

Thank you.

A nightmare.

Manager, manager.

What now?

If you are that frustrated...

you can have me instead.

What are you doing? It's not like that.

I told you it's OK.

Please don't.

It's fine.

It's a nightmare.

It feels great to be of service.

Alright, please help yourself.

No, I can't, I can't.

"I have such a pretty doll..."

Good evening.

Alright.

What is that?

He did it.

Oh, oh.

Hey.

Masako, you have such pretty pink lips.

Quick.

What an amazing clitoris.

Studying her anatomy
will be a boost for his grades.

Ouch.

Oh, what is that?

Ah, it's you?

Welcome home.

What was that sound?

Come I'll tell you.

You'll see for yourself.

Alright.

OK.

Quick.

Hush, not a sound.

OK.

Don't worry.

See.

What the hell.

See...

Junpey has a girlfriend.

Yeah.

He said he met her at the entrance exam.

Her name is Masako.

They're going to get
married when they graduate.

Ah, oh.

What's wrong?

I have a hard on, I have a hard on.

I have a hard on.

Are you sure?

I have a hard on, yes I got it.

I hadn't felt like this in a while.

Alright.

There you are.

Ah, it's great.

Yes, 1, 2...

3, 4, yes.

Oh.

"What a new feeling,
my husband's dick is back."

"Right, if we do partner-swapping
he'll be more vigorous."

I'll ask Yasuko.

"At last, our swapping party."

"Yasuko introduced us to Mr.
Takizawa who has a country house."

"That will be a 3-couple swapping party."

"I realized my husband is weak
in love and in business."

Let's have a warm-up drink.

I'm so glad you all came.

Sir, you should relax,
make yourself at home.

Yes, sir.

Dear.

Ayako, come quick,
we're all waiting for you.

Yes, coming right away.

Ah.

Please enjoy the snacks.

Ah, it's you.

Thank you for your help
the other day.

Really, please don't mention it.

You know each other?

Well.

Dear.

She helped me out
in that boutique.

So, you are that person?

What a nice coincidence.

She told me everything.

We are very grateful.

We are obliged to you.

I did it without thinking.

Come on, without you
it could have turned bad...

right dear?

Yes.

It's going to be easier
if you're already acquainted.

This is really great.

Let's drink to that.

To you all.

Cheers.

So?

Does it feel good?

Yes, it's wonderful.

I'm so glad we came.

That's right.

Unfortunately, this may also
be our last occasion.

Eh? Why is that?

My husband is sent to Hokkaido.

He missed an important
deal with Mitsuboshi.

Mitsuboshi the manufacturer?

Yes.

Ayako's husband knows someone there...

the sales director, I think.

What? Really?

Right, I'm sorry
to hear your misfortune.

Yeah.

Yoko, please leave it to me.

I promise you, your husband
will have his deal back.

You can trust my husband.

Really?

Sure.

Are you really sure?

Aren't you glad Yoko?

I'll tell your husband myself.

At the right time.

At the right time?

Yes, at the right time.

That will give him an adrenaline rush.

I'm looking forward to it.

Thank you.

This is great.

They all disappeared in their rooms.

I was worried about my
husband's performance.

Wow, amazing.

Oh, now I'm jealous.

Strong, strong, strong.

Better, better, more better, more better.

Most, most, most better.

Strong, strong, strong.

Well, I intend to get some too.

Mr. Takizawa.

What took you so long?

I'm so excited.

My wife told me...

about your husband.

You don't have to worry.

I want the best
for my good friends.

Thank you very much.

Ah, I love that...

you're flowing like a fountain.

"What a blessing..."

"fate is favoring our house again."

"Since I work, the loan
on the house is secured."

"And I'll be fulfilled at night too."

"My dear husband, I'm so happy."

"I'm so enthusiastic about all this."

"Hang on dear."

The End