Unmasking the Idol (1986) - full transcript

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[ALARM BLARING]

[GUNS COCKING]

Where the hell is he?

MAN 1: I don't know.
Crazy.

MAN 2: Fish.

There, there.

[COUGHING]

[GUN FIRING]

♪ He walks the night

♪ Between the wrong and right



♪ But he's drawn
like a moth to the light

♪ The flame grows high

♪ His will can fight desire

♪ So he walks into the fire

♪ Ride on the wings

♪ Of the wind to the sun

♪ But not till the game

♪ Is won

♪ Yeah, revenge is sweet

♪ If you can stand the heat

♪ Can you stay in
for the run

♪ The masked man

♪ And the devil's gold

♪ Is a story
about to be told



♪ Ride on the wings

♪ Of the wind to the sun

♪ But not till the game

♪ Is won

[DEVICE BEEPING]

Good evening, Star,
this is Jax.

I now have
the microcassette
in my possession.

I should be passing it on
to our usual contact
momentarily.

Outstanding job, as usual.

Thank you, sir.

There's one other matter
I'd like to bring up.

I could use a vacation.

Whatever you like, Mr. Jax.
Enjoy yourself.

Just be prepared to start
a new assignment
the day after tomorrow.

Sir, you must be joking.

We don't make jokes,
Mr. Jax.

We're facing...
Correction.

You're facing the most
dangerous mission ever.

Time is a big essence.

[DEVICE BEEPING]

[CHATTERING]

CROUPIER: Andre,
more chips for Mrs. Stevens.

No more bets.
Ladies and gentlemen,
please no more bets.

Number 27, the winner.

Place your bets,
ladies and gentlemen.

Place your bets please.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

Gun can be a very
dangerous weapon.

Not if you know
how to use it.

Hmm... True.

The usual split bet, sir?

Yes. Double 0 and seven.

Very good, sir.

My name is Jax.
Duncan Jax.

And you are?China.

Of course, you are.

I've always been
fascinated by a woman

with a knowledge
of firearms.

I only know that
mastery takes a lot of
target practice.

Well, if you want
to be an expert,

you have to stay
on top of things.

Double 0, the winner.

Should I send this
to your room, Mr. Jax?

Yes, thank you, Franco.

Right away, sir.

[CORK POPPING]

DUNCAN: I always
like to start my day
of with a bang.

Champagne?

You're strong.

It's nice to find someone
who keeps in shape.

I was thinking
the same thing of you.

What kind of work
do you do?

A little bit of this,
a little bit of that.

Sounds evasive.

Why all the questions?

I like to know the men
that I get tangled up with.

Are we tangled?

We seem to be.

Did I miss a step
in our relation somewhere?

May I ask you something
from out of left field?

Yes, by all means.

And you may answer.
And then, you may not.

What do you know
about the ninja?

The what?

The ninja.

What's a ninja?

A paid assassin.

You must be talking
about that fellow

who caused
all the commotion
in the hotel earlier.

Could that have been you?

Do I seem like the type
to leap from buildings
and hang from balloons?

You seem like the type
to do anything you want.

[WHINING]

What's that?

Must be that ninja
you were talking about.

It's a baboon.

I'd like you to meet
the most intelligent
primate in the world.

His name is Boon.

Boon, this is China.

[SCREECHING]

How do you know
this primate?

He won't tell.

Oh, so you are a ninja.

Mum is the word.

He's charming.

Just like his master.

Yes, I can definitely
see a resemblance.

[IMITATES MONKEY SCREECHING]

So, here we are again.

Mr. Duncan Jax.

Exciting lifestyle, yes?

[CHINA SIGHING]

Very mysterious.
Almost oriental.

You're not going to
start on that again,
are you?

Yes.

It all seems to fit.

[DEVICE BEEPING]

Would you excuse me?
I have to make a call.

[MEN LAUGHING]

[CHATTERING]

Come on.
Come off, monkey.

[SPURTING]

Look at the monkey.

[SCREECHING]

STAR ON ANSWERING MACHINE:
Hello, this is Star.

Unfortunately I'm not here
to take your call,

but if you leave your name...

[SCREECHING]

[MEN GROANING]

Let's go home, Boon.

Home, sweet home.

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Good morning, Mr. Jax.
I'm R-TECH C7,

today's most advance
computer,

utilizing
micro-molecular circuitry.

And fully compatible
with the most modern of
today's defense systems.

For a demonstration
of my capabilities,

please activate
my stand-by mode.

Oh, and have a nice day.

You're a dead man.
Can't take us both.

And the monkey.

Why don't you
like Boon, Sato?

He always speaks
well of you.

I don't like monkeys.
Except to eat.

He hates being
called a monkey.

Hey, get that pest away
from my equipment.

No, stop.
Stop him.

You ask me to drop by
and you try to kill me.
What's up?

Just keeping you
on your toes.

Looks like
you are going down.

If I had, I'd be
a dead man right now.

No thanks to you.

How is the R-TECH
coming along?

Not completely perfected.

But very close.

Not bad, Sato.
I'd like to get
one of these

installed in the truck
as soon as possible.

You got it, boss.

That would be Star.

[DOORBELL BUZZING]

Would you show him in,
please Sato?

Sure.

Mr. Jax will be with you
in a moment.

Thank you, Sato.

Good afternoon, Star.

If your
concentration allows,

I think you'll find this
both interesting
as well as educational.

What you will see
is the infamous
Devil's Crown Island.

Most heavily guarded
fortress in the world.

But no one seems
to know why.

Oh, you've heard of it
then?

Yes.

An impenetrable hideaway,
with enough electronics

to spot a flea on
an elephant's ass.

Don't tell me.
You've discovered
what's on it.

Gold.

Tons of pure 24 carat gold.

How did it get there?

All stolen.
Ounce by ounce.
Ingot by ingot.

Gold jewelry,
statuary relics,
coins.

All hidden somewhere
in the heart of that island.

Yes, but where?

Oh, we know where.

Or rather, we know somebody
who knows where.

Well, sir.
Why aren't you
talking to him?

Because you're the only man
who can get in,

get the gold and get out.

Can't happen.

Oh, it can and will.
It must be done and soon.

There are hostile forces
that would use that gold

to equip a submarine
with nuclear war heads.

They threaten
to start World War III.

[CLICKING TONGUE]

What are the details?

I mean, if I should decide
to go along with it?

You'll have help.
Beginning with Bugs.

Bugs?

Why that demo-freak?

Because he can lead you
to Whale.

To Whale?
What do we need him for?

Because he has
the only known map
to the gold.

You need him.

This is turning into
a three-ring circus.

Bugs can lead you
to the prison,

where Whale is
presently languishing.

And Whale can lead us
to the gold,

and possibly to our deaths.

No, no, I don't think
I want any part of this.

Mr. Jax, Duncan.

One more thing.

Our sources have confirmed
that the organization

that supports
the Scarlet Leader

is responsible for
the death of your parents.

Namely,
Baron Hugo Von Bruger.

Goldtooth.

Six days you say?

STAR: Yes. And Mr. Jax,
I'll be going with you.

Whatever you like.

SCARLET LEADER:
I am the Wonder.
I am Supreme.

I am the Ultimate Power.

He who dares
to challenge me or defy me

shall have to pay the price.

And pay for it dearly.

I will show
no mercy to no one.

You catch my drift,
old man?

So, what have you got
to say?

Not that I really care.

The engine just
quit on us.

We could have floated
around for days.

Lucky for us,
we washed ashore
on this island.

I wouldn't call it lucky.

You were not invited.
So you will have to leave.

We don't care
for old folks here.

Oh, please, we beg you.
Let us stay.

We have no boats.

SCARLET LEADER: Really?

Bullets, do you recall
the film classic,
Kiss of Death?

Let's stroll down
memory lane
with the old lady here.

Ah, the memorable
staircase sequence.
My favorite.

[SCREAMING]

[SCARLET LEADER LAUGHING]

Beautiful.

My gosh.
What's in that pool?

Show him
what's in the pool.

[LAUGHING]

No!

Help!

My, the piranhas
are hungry today.

[LAUGHING]

[SCREAMING]

Good exercise, Gunner.

Willy.

I was a little off today.

You gave it
your best shot.

For you.

[CHATTERING]

Willy, come on in.
The water's great.

I think I'll stay dry
and leave the frolicking
to you.

I'm getting too old
for this nonsense.

You're not slowing down,
are you, Willy?

It happens to
all of us eventually.

Your time will come.

There are only
two kinds of people.

The quick
and the dead.

And the forgotten.

Just remember
who was there

to show you the ropes
when you were coming.

Something's eating away
at Willy.

I think he knows that
he's not going to have

an active role
in this mission.

That must be tough
to face.

Our previous assignment
was child's play
compared to this one.

You sound
a little concerned.

Are things more serious
than I think?

Well, they may
very well be.

These terrorists are both
ruthless and cunning.

We cannot afford
to underestimate them.

Duncan,
I understand the job.

But what about the odds?

How can we cut down
our losses

and still succeed
with the mission?

Just be quicker
and tougher than
the Scarlet Leader.

Devil's Crown did not
get its name
from a fairy tale.

Is that gold
worth the risk?

The gold, no.

But the elimination
of the Scarlet Leader
and the Baron

makes this a mission
that I cannot refuse.

There is another bonus.

I cannot divulge it
at this point,

but there is a treasure
on Devil's Crown

that makes the gold pale
by comparison.

Scarlet Leader,
the huge man
with gold teeth

who refuses to
identify himself
has arrived.

Ah, it's the Baron.

Show him in,
but use the service entrance.

SCARLET LEADER:
My, my...

[LAUGHING]

Look what the tide
dragged in.

You're early, Baron.
Is something wrong?

For your sake,
I certainly hope not.

I've kept my part
of the deal.

The gold is ready.

I want to see it myself.
Immediately.

That's your prerogative.
But bear one thing
in mind,

I make the commands
on Devil's Crown Island.

We have staged a full
scale global ransom

and you stand
on a point of order?

Will you please get on
with the business at hand?

An excellent suggestion.

The less I have to
work with you,
the better.

If our organizations
weren't working together,

I wouldn't be wasting
my breath on you.

I share the sentiment.

And you'll share the riches,
when the ransom is paid.

Are the missiles
operational?

They are.

And they will be mounted
when I deliver the gold.

Shall we move on with it?

Now, you've
seen the gold.

Seeing is one thing.
Judging quality is another.

I assure you, Baron,
everything is
as we discussed.

I've got better
things to do

than to watch you drool
over your treasure.

I have not attained
my position
in the organization

by being careless.

The gold
must be counted

and every bar examined
before I'm ready

to proceed
with our bargain.

The stakes are too high.

I just hope you have not
gotten in over your head.

And I hope that
you are using yours.

Should your plan fail,
you will find yourself

faced with the most
formidable enemy.

Watch him.

We've got ourselves
a beauty this time, Sato.

A real tough assignment.

What is that?

Devil's Crown Island.

It all starts with
a fellow named Bugs.

Not one of your
favorite people.

No.

But he's the only one
who can lead me

to the second man
that I need.

And that one is in jail.

How do you know that?

Everybody you need
to help you is in jail.

Since you seem
to know everything,
Charlie Chan.

Who am I talking about?

Whale, of course.

You're right, Sato.
It is Whale.

But all I know about him
is that he's locked up
in a Caribbean prison.

And he has no intention
of ever leaving.

Yeah, I can get to him
through Bugs.

So, he is my first target.

[MAN 1 SINGING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[MAN 2 YELLING]

[GLASS SHATTERING]

Bugs is really living
stylishly these days, huh?

God, I'd say so.

You can bet
these beauties
in the car

are armed
to the teeth.

Bugs may be crazy,
but he's not stupid.

How are we going to
get passed those guys?

I think Boon may be able
to solve that problem
for us.

You call this
monkey business?

WOMAN: Look at the monkey,
it's dressed up
in a Ninja suit.

MAN: No, that's
the Leibowitz kid,
he looks like that.

WOMAN: No, come on.

[COUGHING]

MAN: Come on.

Out of the car,
out of the car.

What do you want?

I want to see Bugs.Who are you?

An old friend.

He doesn't have
any old friends.

This old friend
could mean
millions to him.

Ah, that old friend.

What the hell...

Where is he?

He's... He's back there.

Through the first door,
second on the right.

[GROANS]

[DOOR BUZZING]

It looks like trouble.

[SIGHING] Well,
things are getting
a little tighter

than we expected,
Duncan.

Looks like things
are going to get
even tighter.

Puts a little excitement
in your life,
don't you think?

Duncan, this is serious.
What're we going to do?

Do you have
any religious
affiliations?

[DEVICE BEEPING]

Sato...

SATO: What's up, boss?

We're in a bit of
a squeeze here.

Duncan, I...

Sato, the walls are
closing in on us.

We need a miracle.

Try the tiny wrench
on your wrist band.

It's a torch substitute.

GUNNER: Duncan!

GUNNER: Duncan!

[BOON GIBBERING]

[LAUGHING]

[GUN FIRING]

Duncan, you should have
made an appointment.

We would have,
but we were pressed
for time.

I don't believe it.
This place looks
like a war zone.

GUNNER: I've never seen
anything like this.

It's unreal.

I'm a collector.

This is probably
the largest
privately owned

collection of arms
in the world.

Can we pass
on the tour and
get down to business?

Okay.

But I hope we're talking
serious business here.

I like a man who
gets to the point.
I'll be brief.

We're talking
about gold.
Lots of gold.

So why me?
You don't look
like a tooth fairy.

Look, if I didn't need you,
I wouldn't be here.

Your share is 20 percent
of mine.

I only work for 50.

This is not negotiable.
You're in or out?

Well, it depends.
What's the target?

Devil's Crown.

Devil's Crown?

On or off,
what do you say?
Time's running out.

Well, what's my part?

Two-fold.

First, you lead us
to the Whale.

Now, I know you're crazy.

Who the hell wants to
deal with the Whale?

Secondly, you apply
your specialty.

Demolition.

We also need you
to fly the chopper.

Okay. I'm in.

[CLANKING]

What the...
Say, does that ape
have a search warrant?

Hey, monkey.
Monkey!

Don't worry about him.
He's just playing.

Well, that stuff
he's playing with

makes nitro
look like a fire cracker.

Boon! Leave it.

We go in for
the Whale tomorrow.

Whale don't plan on
going anywhere.
He likes it there.

I think I might be able
to persuade him.

Good luck!

[GROANING]

MAN 1: There, a monkey.
Monkey.

MAN 2: Monkey up there.

MAN 3: Hey,
where you going?

Tequila. He wants tequila.MAN 2: Oh, he's
smiling at us.

[MEN CHATTERING]

MAN 1: Yeah, he looks like
he's not going to leave you
with that.

[LAUGHING]

[MEN CHATTERING]

Hold it there.
Let's talk, uh?

You pose
a formidable problem.

You ain't seen
nothing yet.

Who the hell are you?
What are you doing here?

I'm a man
with a mission,
and I need your help.

Well, why didn't you
just walk in and ask,

instead of creeping up
on me like that?

If I had asked,
you would have helped?

No.

Why waste words?

Now, I'm telling you.
Let's go.

We have work to do.

Why should I
leave all this?

Just because
you tell me to?

You're wasting time.
I'll try to tell you
about it.

MAN: Go monkey.

Hey, monkey.

So, you give me the map

and you get to stay here.

What's your name?

Jax. Duncan Jax.

Well, Duncan Jax.
You don't look so stupid.

But you sound real stupid.

No one has ever
seen such a map.

I believe you're just
like the others.

You're following
a blind lead.

You got it and I want it.

With you or without you.

Whoever told you
such a stupid story
about a map?

Bugs.

Bugs?

How do you know that
little sleaze-bag?

He's sending you
all his best.

He's waiting for you
right outside.

No, no, you don't
listen so good.

I told you, I don't know
anything about a map

and I'm not
going anywhere.

Somewhere in your brains
or on your body,
there is a map.

Wherever it is,
I'll find it.

Well, Duncan Jax.
I'll make you a bargain.

You want me out?

You carry me out.

Never gets any easier,
does it?

What...

What is this?

It means we're
going steady, uh?

It means we're going.

Now.

We are?

Oh.

What the hell is?

A multiple
personality module,

commonly referred to
as a bomb.

It's a bomb?

Well, what the hell.

Let's go, eh?

DUNCAN ON RADIO:
It's Christmas, Boon.
Ho, ho, ho!

Time to pass out
the presents.
Be generous.

MAN: Throw it.
Come on, come on.

[ALARM BLARING]

[BOMBS EXPLODING]

Come on! Come on!

ECHO ON RADIO:
This is Echo,
can you read me?

[RADIO STATIC BUZZING]

This is Echo,
can you read me?
This is Echo...

I read you Echo.

You're coming in faint,
but I read you.

Can you speak louder?

There isn't much time.

The soldiers will be
arriving at 0700.

The gold will be
loaded quickly.

DUNCAN: Where will
the gold be loaded?

The dock side
pick-up port.

It's marked on the map
that you have.

That's all
I can tell you.
I have to go now.

There's one more thing
I have to know.

It's important.

I can't depend
on the Whale.

I have to know
the exact location of
the tunnel entrance.

I've tried. I'm afraid
they'll catch me
if I pry any more.

We need that information.

You've got to try again.

It's vital to the success
of this mission.

[GASPS]

Echo?

Echo, can you read me?

DUNCAN: I trust you all
found enough to eat.

I wanted us to
get a chance
to know each other.

Who's on what side.

Well, I like
our team a lot.

If the bad guys
are this pretty,

I might forget my mission.

You better hope
they're not this tough.

Well, if this is
the last supper,

I want to make it
memorable.

I don't mean
to put a damper
on these things,

but if you have
any questions
about your assignments,

now might be the time.

I'd like to make
one thing clear.

We're not going in
for the gold.

Hold on there.

I'm going in
for the gold

and there's no doubt
about it.

Now, just let me finish.

I didn't say that
we wouldn't take the gold.

It's how we take it
that counts.

I'm for brute force.
It works every time.

That's not the plan.

Whale has a map.

Excuse me,
but we still have

a little matter of
percentages to discuss,
Duncan Jax.

On his person,
Whale has a map

that can lead us
to the real gold.

Meanwhile, we deliver
the false gold

to Goldtooth
at the dock side
pick-up vault.

Why bother?

Our responsibility is
to destroy the nest
of terrorists,

along with Goldtooth
and the submarine.

The gold is just
the frosting on the cake.

Some frosting, eh?

Duncan's right.

Our assignment is
to rid the world
of this threat.

We'll take the gold
as our reward.

We hit Devil's Crown
in three days.

The plan says four.

Now, it's three.

Also, there'll be
no further communication
from this compound.

I don't want any leaks.

You don't trust
your own people?

I didn't mention
the word trust, Willy.

It's just a precaution.

An attack is imminent.

We don't know
the precise location
or time,

but we do know who,
and you know as well,
don't you?

[LAUGHING]

Yes, you do,
my pretty little Echo.

We're waiting for a man
that many people consider

the most dangerous Ninja
on the face of the earth.

Aside from myself,
of course.

[LAUGHING]

[ECHO WHIMPERING]

But you knew that too,
didn't you?

[ECHO SCREAMING]

You would know it
because you've been

passing information
to our enemy all along.

And we know what happens to
bad little girls like you.

Don't we,
my darling Echo?

Tell me, Echo.
Do you like water sports?

Yeah... Good.

My informant tells me
that Duncan Jax

has enlisted the services
of that slobbering blimp

that escaped my torture
several years ago.

The Whale.

[LAUGHING]

You see, I still have
my informant.

Duncan Jax
has lost his.

[SCREAMING]

I haven't had
this much fun in years.

Boy, he's strict.

Yeah.

[LAUGHING]

But this mission's been
planned so carefully.

How could anything
go wrong this late
in the proceedings?

DUNCAN: All I know is
there's a traitor
in our midst.

We have an agent
who is in contact
with Devil's Crown.

They are expecting
an assault before
the sub arrives

in four days.

That's why you upped
the schedule

and shut off
outside communications.

What's your next move?

Nothing.

We wait until
they reveal themselves.

Whoever they are,
they're bound to be
getting edgy.

Sooner or later,
they're going to slip up.

When they do,
it won't go unnoticed.

Why are you so hot
to get me into
a chess game, Sato?

Because I think
I can trap you
this time.

I've never
lost to you yet.

What makes this time
different?

SATO: Information.
Knowledge of how
that game is played.

You've been
taking lessons, Sato?

What could you know now
that you didn't know before?

SATO: New facts.

Certain moves
I had not known before.

And...

How did you come by
these new facts?

By keeping
my eyes open.

By watching
the moves of others.

What others?

Nobody plays like I do.

That's true.

You have your own moves.

And it seems,
your own rules too.

Meaning?

Meaning, when things
don't go your way,

you make them
to suit yourself.

If you have
something to say, Sato,

this might be just
the right time to
get it off your chest.

Well, I've been
wondering about

the transmission
you sent out
this afternoon.

The one right after
the briefing meeting.

I'm sorry that
I have taken your time

to discuss Willy
this morning.

I must admit that
it is a surprise and
a disappointment to me.

Forget the previous briefing

and listen carefully
to what I am
going to tell you.

Make sure you understand
every detail.

I will lead the Red Team.

Ours will be
the first assault group.

Red Team landing
will follow
a diversionary drop

by approximately
one minute.

Yellow Team.

Your landing will follow
within one minute later.

You'll land
on the north beach

and cut your way
to the middle of
the island.

At the same time,

White Team will land
with the Red
on the east beach.

There, you will split off
and make your way
across the island

to the west beach,
arriving in time
for the cargo drop.

All of you will be given
detailed plans and maps

of your exact
landing locations.

Any questions?

Any questions?

Later, Boon.

Mr. Jax, may I?

DUNCAN: Certainly, sir.

Oh!

If you've ever believed
that timing is everything,

believe it now.

If you're late,
others could be killed
because of you

and you could be killed
because you've
let down others

who could have
protected you.

DUNCAN: Boon!
Are you chewing gum?

Order is as follows,
one, diversionary forces
on the west beach.

Two, Red and White
Teams land
on the east beach.

Three, White Team
to the north beach.

Four, Cargo
to the west beach.

Okay. That's it.

Study your plans carefully
and destroy them.

We leave at 0400 sharp.

Unit one covering
the entire western section.

This is unit one
calling command post central.

Come in,
command post central. Over.

I read you, unit one.
Over.

No sign of any
invasionary force.

CENTRAL: We have
an invasionary force
coming in from the west.

All units stand by
for further instructions.

There they are.
Parachute drop.

Call for reinforcements.
Send more units.

All forces to
the west beach.

Let's give them a welcome
they'll never forget.

Yes, Scarlet Leader.

They're all dummies.
We've been tricked.

UNIT ONE: Scarlet Leader,
what shall we do?

Our men are
dropping like flies.

Well, you fool,
get more flies.

Scarlet Leader,
our units report that
Duncan Jax is flying in.

[BOTH GROANING]

[SHOUTING]

[NINJAS SHOUTING]

All units, they've
just dropped a...
I can't believe it.

Go! Go!

[SHOUTS]

This is it, Bugs.
Time for you
to earn your share.

You don't worry
about me.
I know what I'm doing.

Damn well better.
I don't like working
with amateurs.

Well, now,
Mr. Big Deal,

seems like you don't have
much of a choice, do you?

No, but I can
lessen the odds,

and if you make
one slightest mistake,

I'll blow your
little bugs right off.

Boy, I should have
stayed in prison.

It was safer there.

What, and miss
all the fun?

[PANTING]

Okay, Whale.
This is it.

Up till now,
you've refused to
tell us where the map is.

Where is it?

Can't you give me
a moment?

We're rapidly running
out of time, my friend.

I don't care
if it's in your brain,
in your belly,

or tattooed on your butt.

I want that map now.

You're serious.

DUNCAN: Serious like
a heart attack.

What's this?

That's it, Duncan Jax.
It's an electronic map.

If you press the proper
sequence of buttons,

you will learn
the precise location
of the tunnel entrance.

But remember,
without me,

this map is of
no use to you.

And without the map...

Come.

[GROANING]

[NINJAS GRUNTING]

Let's go.

I don't know why my
apprehension seems to
be growing

the deeper we get
into this mission.

Ah, it's simple.
You're used to others
doing your dirty work,

while you're sittin'
in your office,
giving orders.

What the hell
do you know about me?

I can smell people
like you.

Let me tell you
one thing.

We're in the field now,
old buddy.

I didn't earn my stripes
sitting behind a desk, Bugs.

I know the field
as well as anyone.

We'll soon see.
This is the easy part.

The ass kicking
comes later.

If the computer
is correct,

we should be very near
the pit opening.

Why do you need a map?

You spent a lot of time
on this island.

This is very true,
Duncan Jax.

But you see,
I was designing
a weapon system.

The information
I have stored
on the computer,

is just little bits
and pieces

I picked up
here and there.
Strictly on the sly.

Whale, there's
something I've always
wondered about.

Where did you
hide the map
before your escape?

Please. This is
not something
I wish to discuss

in the presence of
a young lady.

Come.

You see,
our little computer
lead us right to it.

[EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST]

What's that
awful smell?

I could tell you,
but I don't think
you really want to know.

Okay, Whale.

Once we are in the pit,
which way do we go?

When we reach
the first platform,
we take a right.

That should
lead us directly
to a set of stairs.

[LAUGHING]
If you turn left,

I think we're going to
find out what
that terrible smell is.

We'll go to the right.

It's going to
get hot in here
pretty soon.

We don't have much time
to get our rigged gold in
with the genuine article.

It'll only take
a second.

I must say, Bugs.
You do know your job.

Well, I've been around.

Let's go.

Let's get the show
on the road.

Hey, does this mean,
animals and ladies
first, eh?

This is no time
for chivalry.

Go! Go!

How close are we?
Any signal yet
from the radio station?

Sparks,
any signal yet?

No, Captain.
Nothing.

Why the hell not?
What is going on?

SPARKS: What? Who is this?

"Who is this?"
I will tell you
who this is.

This is the man
who will turn
your inside out

if you don't get
someone to that radio,
is that clear?

Yes, sir.

He's only used to
taking my command.

Starting now,
he will take mine.

He can only do
what his equipment
will allow him to do.

He can do what
I tell him to do,
is that clear?

Spats, Sparks,
or whatever your name is,
get talking on that radio.

Looks good to me.

Everything is just
as we found it.

If you got the grate
back up on the door,
we can go.

I've got one last charge
to take care of.

Why must I do
everything?

I can't stand
incompetence.

They are
not answering.

I think your
generator is out.

We can't go
in there blind.

I hate these subs.

Let me see.

What in the hell is
going on here?

I'm surrounded by idiots
and incompetence.

Where the hell
is Goldtooth?

Follow me to
the communication's room.

What a world.
What a world.

Now, what you see?

It looks like
a war zone out there.

Sparks, any message yet?

SPARKS: Still, nothing, sir.

What's the good
of having a damn radio
if it doesn't work?

It does work.If it works,

we should be talking
to someone now.

It doesn't work.

It doesn't work.

We're not going in there.

We are going in now.
Understood?

Take it in. Now!

Oh, boy, I can smell
the gold already.

[SIGHS]

It doesn't work.

I don't know,
it could be the battery.

Right. What do you
suggest we do now?

Hey, that's one
smart monkey
you got there.

So this is
the throne room!

DUNCAN: My God, the throne.

I know the treasure
is here somewhere.
But where?

Are you saying
the gold is not
treasure enough?

It could be enough.
But there's more.
Much more.

GUNNER:
I should have known.

Come on, we've got
a lot to do.

Let's get going.

Call the guards.
I want a complete
search made everywhere.

Calling all guards.
Calling all guards.

Be on the lookout
for trespassing ninjas.

These blasted balloons
should have been
here by now.

I wish they damn well
hurry up and get here.

What's to keep the guards
from firing at us
when they arrive?

Well, it beats
the hell out of me.

Tell them to hurry.

Why is it taking
so much time?

They're loading the gold
as fast as they can.

Well, it's not
fast enough.

I want to be out of here
in 10 minutes.

I'll try.

Don't try.
Just do it.

[GROWLING]

You know, Duncan,
it might make it easier

if we knew what
we are looking for.

I can't
tell you exactly.

I'm working on
pretty sketchy
information.

Well, give us
at least that much.

All right.

If greed and power
were the motivating factors

behind the Scarlet Leader's
gold web,

and I figured he'd want
something for himself,

after the gold
was picked up.

Yeah. You can't run
this place on
bread crumbs.

Makes sense that
there is more stashed here
than we know about.

Well, what is it?

A golden idol.

An idol?

We're looking
for an idol?
What kind of idol?

I'm not sure.
I only know that
it does exist.

[NINJAS GRUNTING]

[MEN GROANING]

We're running out of time.
Let's keep looking.

[SIGHS] But we've
looked everywhere.

Obviously, we haven't
looked everywhere.

I know it's
in this room.
Somewhere.

This is been missing
for centuries.

It's breathtaking.

I've never seen
anything like it.

Of course you have.
Look at me, eh?

[DEVICE BEEPING]

Star, Bugs,
this is Duncan.
We found it.

DUNCAN ON RADIO: Listen.

I am feeding
the information into
your navigational system.

Proceed immediately.

Let's go.

What's going on
up there?

I want some information.

Where are these
mysterious warriors?
Find them.

There they are
in the throne room.

They got
the golden Buddha.

Bring me Duncan Jax
and his mangy monkey too.

After them.
Hurry up, you swines.

What are you doing,
Duncan?

God damn!

Here is the real treasure.

Get this thing
out of here.

I'll bring the rest.

DUNCAN: Boon!

All right, Duncan Jax.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

All right, you two,
head for the clearing,

the police should be
there now.

Don't worry about me.
We'll be right behind you.

You know Duncan,
he always has an ace
up his sleeve.

Go on.

I never fight with ladies.

That doesn't apply to me.

Frankly, Scarlet,
I don't give a damn.

[COUGHING]

[GROANING]

[GRUNTING]

Damn, I hate guns.

Great!
They got the phony gold.

I better get out of here.

Everybody get off okay?

I think so.

Look!

I think she's coming back.

It's fake.
It's fool's gold.

[RAPID BEEPING]

So much for the man
with the golden teeth.

Duncan, why is it that
you always seem to get
more than you bargain for?

'Cause I do things
the old fashion way.

I earn it.

[SPURTING]

♪ He walks the night

♪ Between the wrong and right

♪ But he's drawn
like a moth to the light

♪ The flame grows high

♪ His will can fight desire

♪ So he walks into the fire

♪ Ride on the wings

♪ Of the wind to the sun

♪ But not till the game is won

♪ Yeah, revenge is sweet

♪ If you can stand the heat

♪ Can you stay in

♪ For the run

♪ The masked man

♪ And the devil's gold

♪ Is a story we just told

♪ Ride on the wings

♪ Of the wind to the sun

♪ Now that the game

♪ Is won