Unexpectedly Expecting (2022) - full transcript
Hello?
- Hi.
- Hi, who's this?
- An admirer.
- That's nice.
Do I know you?
I don't know.
Maybe you've seen me around.
Tell me, where did you get
my phone number?
Let's just say
I always get what I want.
Sure.
Okay. I hope you get
everything you want,
but I have to hang up now.
- Are you in a hurry?
- No, but I'm busy.
Nothing some pasta
and good wine can't fix.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. Are you okay?
- Yes, honey. I'm okay.
But don't stop,
I'm still in character.
I know.
- The safe word is "jumpsuit."
- "Jumpsuit."
Yes, we only stop
if you say that.
Yes, I wanted to see
if you were okay.
I'm okay, don't worry.
Okay.
- Should we continue?
- Okay.
Okay, let's get back
to position.
You're here chopping something,
and I'll enter...
- Let's go on from here.
- Where?
From here.
- The eggs! The eggs!
- I'm getting a cramp!
- Like this.
- Like this.
Did you finish?
- No.
- No?
- No.
- No?
- Honey...
- What?
- It was barely 35 seconds.
- Were you counting?
No.
I'm sorry.
The masked man has been chasing
you for a while now
and it must be hard to work
with all that anxiety within.
- Poor masked man.
- Poor guy.
- I pity him.
- Me too.
But don't worry
because I can fix that now.
- Come here.
- I'd love that, but I can't.
- I can't.
- Why not?
- It's my bachelorette party.
- Really?
I'm going out with the girls.
- Out partying?
- Yes.
And are you going dancing
with your hats
with the shape of...
- Of what?
- Of it falling
- and these things hanging.
- Say it.
Say it, hats
with the shape of...
With the shape of...
- Of?
- The shape of a penis.
- Penis.
- Yes.
Hats with the shape of a penis.
That's right.
- No, I won't do that.
- No?
No, we're too old for that.
Nice work, girls.
Call me if something happens.
And don't drink too much,
you forget everything.
- Me?
- Yes, you.
- Me?
- Yes, you, damn.
Remember your birthday?
You jumped on the counter,
and started puking on everyone?
Yes. People started running,
covering their faces.
- You're lying!
- You were going...
Like that girl
from The Exorcist.
- No. It's been three years.
- And?
I've matured.
Delete that memory
from your head.
- I'm erasing it.
- Do it.
Have fun and enjoy your night.
Can I open them now?
No!
Move it.
Scooch. Scooch. Okay.
- Can I open them?
- Not yet.
- Now?
- Please, behave.
- Now?
- No!
- I want to open them!
- Okay, open them.
Wow!
Cheers to your new life.
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Ready to get married?
- Yes!
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
- You can't regret it later.
- No.
This is a one-way ticket.
And there are
a bunch of men around the world.
Although, most of them
are insensitive and selfish.
- And immature.
- And irresponsible.
- And unstable.
- Dickheads.
- Dickheads.
- Dickheads!
- Dickheads!
- They're not worth it
and a bunch of mamma's boys!
Okay, Cata. But I don't care
about other men.
But there's another kind of men
who are good in bed,
but they're assholes.
So not one of them
is the full package,
and want to do a Frankenstein,
with the face of one,
the sense of humor of another,
the sexual potency...
Cata. Cata. Cata.
Javier is the man of my life.
I don't need nor do I want
to look for no one else.
Okay. I can't believe
you're getting married.
- I'm so happy for you!
- Me too.
- Let's make a toast. Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Cheers to this side!
- Cheers!
The other side!
To the bride of the year
and all the good men
in the world.
- Okay.
- In every sense of the word.
Because just being good
at one thing is not enough!
Keep partying. Cheers. Bye!
Shut up, okay? Cheers.
Last one.
- From the first round.
- No.
Cristina,
you'll be married in a month.
- Yes.
- Drink some more.
- No.
- Cheers.
Such a good friend.
Two more.
Bottoms up!
Yeah!
Give me more.
Stop!
More, more.
Cheers.
Cheers!
Yeah!
Take it. Take it.
- Dear God.
- What's wrong?
I just saw the sexiest guy
in the country.
Not just the country,
in the world.
No, the solar system.
- In the galaxy! Handsome!
- I don't think that's true.
- Which one?
- The only one who's worth it.
- Which one?
- The one over there.
I can't believe it.
What?
No, this is mineral water.
Really.
Cristina, I know you
as if you were my daughter.
Do you know him?
Yes.
He's my ex from college.
I mean, we were in high school
and then in college.
He was my first love.
- Felipe?
- Yes!
- Your Felipe?
- Yes, that's Felipe.
He doesn't look
like the pictures.
Of course, it's been
over ten years.
What's his name on social media?
It's a good one.
Felipe-saves-the-planet.
- Felipe saves the planet?
- Yes!
Oh, my God.
- Let's see.
- I'm going to look it up.
Yes.
I can't believe it.
Cristina, you have a problem.
I'm sorry to tell you this,
but what's wrong with you?
Why did you let him go?
What's wrong with you?
- Are you stupid?
- No.
- Felipe!
- No!
- Felipe! Felipe!
- No!
- Yes, yes.
- What are you doing?
Good luck, bye.
Cristina?
Felipe.
Wow. It's been so long.
How are you?
A bit dazed by the noise, but...
I think people like this.
Yes! They like this.
That's what I've realized.
And...
- What are you doing here?
- I don't know.
Well, it's
my friend's birthday...
Can you imagine
the number of energies
that had to align
for us to meet?
- Sure!
- We should celebrate this.
I haven't had a drink
in a while,
but this deserves one, right?
No. No. I mean,
it's nice to see you,
but I'm drinking water now.
I had like two, three, four...
Like eight shots of pure pisco.
Eight?
We haven't seen each other
for like eight years?
- At least ten years.
- Ten years?
Do you remember?
- When we go to college?
- Oh, right!
We did that dance.
One drink and one song.
No, I'm drinking water now.
Baby,
close the curtains, please.
I have a headache.
Come on.
Goddamn.
What did I do? What did I do?
What did I do? What did I do?
It's a dream. It's a dream.
It's a dream.
No. It's not a dream.
Pick up, Catalina. Please.
UNEXPECTEDLY EXPECTING
A MONTH LATER
- Honey!
- What?
Try this new cake.
- New?
- For good luck.
- Good luck?
- Yes.
Let's try it.
How is it?
You should start
your own bakery.
That's a good idea.
- Today's the day, right?
- Yes.
Don't worry,
it's going to be okay.
They're going to love
your project.
I hope so. I think
something big is coming.
I'm sure.
As a prize,
I'll bring you a piece
of the best cake
from the bakery.
Just a piece?
Don't be so stingy.
Okay, an entire cake,
- but it'll be diet.
- Why?
Because I want you to look
handsome in your wedding suit.
Don't worry, I'll look okay.
I promise I'll start
with the routine
my Uncle Silvester did.
- Are you going to exercise?
- Sure.
- You?
- Me.
You have five exercise machines
gathering dust.
What's important
is to not lose motivation.
I love your optimism.
I have to go now.
I'm in a hurry. Good luck.
Fix your tire, okay?
I'll do that after work.
- I promise. Good luck.
- Bye.
- Honey!
- What?
Fix your tire.
Okay.
- Good luck.
- For you too.
Thank you.
Where are you? Remember tomorrow
we have to deliver ten cakes.
I know. This order
might either help us or ruin us.
The client is an influencer.
If she doesn't like it,
she'll destroy us
on social media.
That's right.
So focus and take notes.
We can't make a mistake.
Remember the last time
you mixed the orders.
Guys, the cake is here!
Look at the cake
we got for you, honey!
Cover it! Cover it!
No! No!
Yes, that was bad.
She even wanted to sue me.
What a lack of sense of humor.
I bet you she ate
the whole thing,
even the balls
that were filled with cream.
Stop! I'll be there in five.
Hi, girls. Good morning.
Hi, sweetie.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Hello, everyone!
Om Shanti. Namaste!
That's right,
I like feeling that energy.
Remember, the key to success
is believing in yourselves.
Felipe, the journalist
has been waiting
for half an hour.
Right. Thank you, Milu.
Love you.
How is that going?
- It's going fine.
- Good. Hey, Nico.
- Hi, Jean Paul!
- Felipe!
Tell me, Felipe.
What is it like to be the owner
of one of the most successful
apps in the world?
According to the polls, you're
in the sixth position worldwide.
That must make you proud, right?
Well, times change,
but the experience of sharing,
the joy of helping
without waiting
for anything in return,
that's still the same.
Every dog that's found
fills my heart with joy.
And it's not just me,
it's every wonderful person
here with me.
And if we had to define
your role in this company,
what would it be?
A manager...
...of energies.
I take care of people
feeling motivated and at peace.
That's the key for me.
We do yoga on Tuesday
and Thai Chi on Thursday.
We like to keep
the energy alive.
If you want to de-stress
someday, you're welcome to come.
¡Ah!
Damn.
No, damn. Damn, no.
Goddamn. No!
I'd like to know where you got
the idea to create this app.
That story warms my heart.
Approximately,
seven or eight years ago,
my dog Chupacabra disappeared.
He was a gift from my parents
before they died.
Losing him
was like losing a part of me.
I searched for him
day and night nonstop.
Those were
the worst days of my life.
And when I started giving up,
he showed up.
He was hit by a car.
They hit him and then
left him on the street,
dying.
He lost his back legs.
And right then I thought,
"This can't keep happening.
I have to create
something so others
don't have to go
through this terrible
and painful experience."
That day GB Dog was born.
It's been
a truly heartwarming interview.
Thank you
for welcoming us, Felipe.
Namaste.
Hi.
Hey.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Let's start.
Last year was
a good year for our firm.
We signed an agreement
to develop three shopping malls
and four grocery stores,
which is amazing.
But I think we still can develop
a more integral view of this.
- Go ahead. Get to the point.
- Sure. Take this.
I've been working for some time
on a sustainable housing project
with integrated solar panels,
as you can see here
and here too.
And what we're looking for
with this is, first,
to be respectful
to the environment,
and second, to make
better use of the resources
to lower the energy consumption
and, with that,
the family expenses.
I think it's time
to worry about our planet.
And if we look at it
in a more calculated way,
I think this might help
our company image.
That's interesting.
So these are
houses for the poor?
No, no. These are not
houses for the poor.
These are houses
for low-income people...
...who are poor, yes.
Okay.
Very interesting.
First of all, I liked your work
and your enthusiasm.
We really like the work
you've done as the manager
of the Interior
Design Department.
And that's why this goes
a bit beyond your expertise.
Now, what we can do...
...is to...
...throw it out the window.
Just kidding.
No, we could take this
to the nursery
so kids can play
with the little houses.
For now.
It's pretty.
Do you want some coffee?
- No, thank you.
- I do. Go get me one.
- Right away.
- It's pretty.
Walk straight, I'm watching you.
- How is it?
- What do you think?
This is how I want
my wedding cake.
- I like it.
- Yes!
Isn't Javier shorter?
You're so bad, Cata.
- But yes, he's shorter.
- I'm just joking.
Since you're done,
why don't you help us
with the orders?
Okay, okay.
I'll send a picture to Javi.
Okay.
Are you okay, Cristina?
- Yes, just a second.
- Okay.
No, not on the cakes.
Breathe. Breathe.
I'm okay.
No, not there either.
Let's go to the bathroom.
You went partying
and didn't tell me, right?
No. I spent the night
watching a movie with Javi.
Maybe it was
the sushi we ordered.
Maybe you're pregnant.
It was just a joke, sorry.
Cristina...
False alarm, girl. Not pregnant.
Yes! I swear
I would've died if I was.
Don't you know how to read this?
I do.
- How old are you? Ten?
- No.
Two lines, Catalina. Two lines.
I'm pregnant.
I thought two lines
meant you weren't.
Congratulations!
You've always wanted
a baby with Javier.
- It can't be happening.
- Go ahead, call him.
He'll finally have someone
to play with his toy cars...
- I can't.
- Why not? What's wrong?
What?
I don't understand.
I don't know who's the father.
What?
Are you okay?
You're worrying me.
Did something happen?
- Is it the bakery?
- No.
Were you mugged?
Did a masked man
try to take advantage of you?
Do you love me?
Of course I love you.
What happened?
I'm pregnant.
What?
Wow.
Wow. I mean...
You're...
I mean, we are...
We're going to be parents?
Yes. I'm pregnant.
Goddamn, Cristina.
You freaked me out.
I thought something bad
happened to you.
How long have you known?
Tell me, please.
There's something else.
What's wrong?
Hey. Hey, hey.
Sweetie, calm down.
Everything's going to be okay.
I know it's scary,
but it's a new experience
and we're together in this.
It's not about that.
Then what's wrong?
I don't know who's the father.
What did you just say?
Hello.
By the look on you,
I'm guessing she just told you.
- Excuse me, who are you?
- I'm Felipe.
- Cristina's ex.
- Felipe,
I said I'd text you
after talking to Javier.
I waited for a while
after he came in as you said.
Honey, let me explain.
I wanted this to be
as clear as possible,
that's why I called Felipe,
told him what happened,
and asked him to come.
I tried telling you first,
many times,
but I couldn't do it.
I hope we can talk
about what happened.
I don't understand.
Are you telling me that you...
I mean, you two
met each other and...
Sweetie, let's try
to be civilized.
It's not easy for me...
Civilized?
What is civilized
about sleeping with your ex
a month before getting married?
Maybe I'm too stupid
to understand.
- Javier...
- Felipe.
Javier, sweetie,
things are not like you think.
Please, let me explain.
Are you kidding, Cristina?
Do you realize
what you're telling me?
Sweetie. Don't "sweetie" me.
Do you know what hurts the most?
First, you slept with your ex
a month before getting married.
Second, that you didn't tell me.
And third, that there's a chance
that this hippie
is the father of my son.
Well, the child's father.
You're child...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, it was a mistake.
This is not a mistake, Cristina.
You messed up.
- It sucks.
- Javier, believe her.
This was a mistake.
In fact, for what it's worth,
neither of us remembers
what happened that night.
It was more
of a spiritual connection
rather than a physical.
Thank you.
I feel better now.
Way better. Thank you.
I understand what you feel.
If I were in your place,
I would feel the same,
but the best thing
you can do now is to breathe.
Take a deep breath
and let your ego behind.
Let's find a way
to be the best family possible.
- Family?
- Did you say family?
- Family.
- He said family.
No! Javier!
- Careful!
- Javier!
There is no pain,
it's all in our heads.
What are you doing?
There is no pain,
it's all in our heads.
Remove that fork!
LIVE WITH LOVE
LET YOURSELF TO BE SEEN
Hurrah for the bride and groom!
Congratulations!
LIE TO ME
I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU
SINCE I HAVE YOUR LOVE
Javier.
Javier.
Don't talk to me.
I don't want to know
anything about you
or the passionate night
you spent with your ex.
I want you to know that I'm
really sorry for what happened.
I got wasted
and I screwed it up.
I know there's no excuse,
but I never intended
for this to happen.
Maybe you didn't intend to,
but your body agreed to do it.
- I understand how you feel.
- No, you don't.
You're right, I don't.
But I'm trying to put myself
in your shoes,
and I'd be feeling
the same anger,
sadness, and disappointment
that you must be feeling
right now.
All I can do now is say sorry.
I can't.
I can't forgive you.
Can we please move on from this?
- Really?
- Yes.
Tell me how.
How?
I don't know.
See?
Give me another one.
Another one?
- Yes.
- Full?
Full.
Calm down, Cristina.
He's going to come back.
That's how men are.
They're territorial,
selfish, arrogant...
Besides, he's a bit hurt,
don't you think?
Of course! I screw up big time.
You have no memory of it.
Thalia said,
"Can't remember, didn't happen."
I just remember talking to him,
like normal,
then we had a tequila shot,
and then nothing more.
Absolutely nothing.
I opened my eyes, and I woke up
in a stranger's house
and when I turned around,
I see...
- That handsome man.
- Ah!
If I could turn back time.
I have to accept it was a bit
my fault because I called him.
But I thought
you would only talk,
not start immediately
procreating.
- Okay.
- I'm sorry.
Were you doing good?
You and Javier.
Yes.
Yes.
We had fights
like any other couple,
but we were fine.
Maybe it was the stress
of the wedding, I don't know.
Maybe deep, deep down
you didn't want to get married.
I was a little scared
that my relationship
became more serious.
Less spontaneous and more formal
by being married.
But nothing, nothing,
nothing made me doubt
how I felt for Javier.
See? See? I'm starting
to talk in past tense!
Calm down, Cristina. Relax.
Javier loves you,
he just has to get over
his fiancé sleeping
with the ex-love of her life.
That's all.
Listen, I made you
these brownies
yesterday at the bakery.
I added a bit of happiness.
I made them for you,
so you can relax and calm down.
Eat them. It'll be good for you.
I ate a few of them
the other day
and I looked at myself
in the mirror for two hours
and wonder if it
was my reflection
or if it was me,
but skinnier.
- Has that happened to you?
- No, Catalina.
It hasn't.
Namaste.
Who are all these people?
Om Shanti. Om Shanti.
Well, since there are
a lot of possibilities
that this being of light
is my son,
it's time to take
responsibility.
That's why I'm here,
to be near you.
That way when you need
something, whatever it is,
I'll be here to help.
Of course, I don't want
to be too invasive or anything,
I've got some bamboo
and we're going
to build in the garden.
Are you insane?
If Javier sees you,
he'll kill you.
Don't worry, this is temporary.
Where do we start, sir?
First, we need to check
if the ground is firm enough.
If it is, then we can start.
- We can't work at night.
- Listen, Felipe.
I don't know how to say this,
but I don't need anyone.
I'm fine by myself.
So gather all these people
and your tent and go.
This will be a hit
on my stories.
Shut up, Catalina.
Look, I really appreciate this.
It's really nice,
but when Javier comes back...
Javier left?
Yes, but he's coming back.
Okay.
Then if he doesn't like this
when he comes back, I'll leave.
In that instant. I promise.
But for now, let me stay here.
The first months of pregnancy
can be tricky,
and I wouldn't forgive myself
if I wasn't here to help you.
You can see it this way,
you will keep living
in your own world
and I'll be over there,
in my world.
What unites us is
this simmering and vivid energy
that you're carrying.
Okay. Stay.
But don't do anything.
Let's start, people.
And? Is it strong enough?
So nice.
Chupi!
Hi, Chupi. This is going
to be your new home.
Come with daddy. Come here.
Family?
Family.
Keep moving. Keep moving.
- One, two!
- Three, four!
- I can't hear you! One, two!
- Three, four!
You're man enough
to commit crimes,
but not enough to take
responsibility for them, right?
No, sir!
Is that right?
Do you want to rehabilitate?
Yes, sir!
And the best cure is exercise.
- Yes, sir!
- I can't hear you!
- One, two!
- Three, four!
- One, two!
- Three, four!
What's wrong?
Nothing. I have a problem.
- Do you have a problem?
- Yes, it's my back.
- Your back?
- Yes, it hurts.
- Does it hurt bad?
- A bit.
Poor fellow.
Come here, come with me.
- Where?
- Come, I'll take care of you.
- But...
- Come on. Come on.
I'm watching you!
- One, two!
- Three, four!
- One, two!
- Three, four!
Baker.
Someone's here for you.
They bailed you out.
Who's her?
Come out.
What's wrong?
Nothing, it's just getting cold.
I feel it in my legs.
It'll pass.
I'm guessing you imagine
how mad Cristina is, right?
Goddamn.
Was any of it saved?
Nothing.
All ten cakes were lost.
We're going to have
to make them all again
and I don't know if we're going
to make it on time.
I'm sorry. I just wanted
to destroy my cake
and not the others.
- It was a mistake.
- See?
That's what Cristina says.
It was a mistake.
That's the point,
we all make mistakes.
Okay, but there are mistakes
and mistakes, Cata.
- Come on!
- Listen, Javi.
I'm not good at giving advice,
but there's something
you should know.
You have to make a decision.
You're either with Cristina
in this process
or you let mistakes
ruin everything.
And trust me,
I know about mistakes.
I'm a specialist.
I have a degree in it.
You Google mistakes
and my name's there.
Okay, Cata. I got it.
Then fight for her.
Look, Felipe is...
He's...
...perfect.
But you're fine too.
So stop doing stupid things
and stop wasting time, okay?
You know how the saying goes,
"Where there once was fire,
ashes remain."
Javi.
Good morning,
beautiful.
Felipe?
Don't worry,
it's just a speaker
I attached to Chupi's collar.
He's cute, right?
And very practical too.
Yes, very practical.
I hope
you like breakfast.
I tried to balance nutrition
with tastiness.
Cucumber, mint,
and beet extract.
Toasts without gluten
with quince jelly
and quail eggs.
All you need
for that boy or girl
to grow up strong and healthy.
Come down when you're done,
I have a surprise.
Felipe, you said
you would be in your own world
and now I'm talking to a dog.
I told you wouldn't see
me, and you haven't seen me.
I'll think about it.
Okay.
Hey. Hey. Woof. Woof.
- What?
- I like your pajamas.
What are you doing?
How is it?
What do you think?
I don't know what to say.
If it's Javier's child,
I can change the face
in just a second,
- that won't be a problem.
- No.
No.
No.
Leave it.
Honestly. It's fine.
Okay, as you wish.
Mr. Javier.
Javivi.
- Javicho!
- Goddamn!
- What happened?
- You have a meeting at 12:00.
- And what time is it?
- 11:55.
Damn!
Do you want a glass of water?
Some tea? An aspirin?
- Maybe water with lime...
- Just regular water.
I'll bring it right away,
but, Javier,
why don't you go home,
and I reschedule the meeting
for later or for tomorrow?
No. No. No. I'm sorry, but I
can't go home. It's just...
I have a problem.
Javier, I know
about that problem.
How do you know?
- Everybody knows about it.
- Everybody?
- It's on Pictogram.
- Who put it there?
Felipe posts everything
on social media
and he's really famous.
I follow him since 2015
when I found my dog
thanks to one of his apps.
Yes, Felipe is great.
In fact, he uploaded a picture
of the painting
of your girlfriend?
Yes.
My girlfriend.
My future wife.
And the mother of that child,
my child.
I'm sure of that.
Actually, I can't.
I don't even know
who the father is.
Even more reason
for you to go home.
What are you doing, Javier?
Showing you
that you're not alone.
Why don't you come in
so we can talk?
No. It's not the time.
I'm not ready to talk yet.
Actually,
I wanted to say sorry
for what happened at the store.
I let myself go by rage,
I ruined the entire team's work.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to be
that kind of father.
Don't worry, that's settled.
That's good.
Then, can I show you
that I can be a good father?
Of course.
But this...
It doesn't matter, you have
to be relaxed and by yourself.
I'll be here, close,
for everything you need.
It's going to be okay.
Namaste. It's good
that you came back.
I think now we can talk
about how we're going
to be as a family.
Hey, didn't that fork
in your hand
teach you to think
before using that word?
Javi, the concept of family
has changed in recent years.
It doesn't necessarily mean
a father, a mother and a son.
There are also combined
and extended families.
I don't care.
I don't care because
we're not going to be a family.
Not in a traditional
and outdated way
or any other kind there is.
Javi, if you're uncomfortable
because this tent
is a bit small,
I think mine is big enough
and it has a king bed
- where we can sleep together.
- Thank you, but no.
I'm fine here.
Are you sure you want
to do this?
Yes.
Well, if we're going
to live like this,
I'm begging you
to act civilized,
so this waiting time
is as calm as possible, okay?
I'm fine with that.
I like big families.
The bonding and linking,
the dynamic...
Hold on.
What do you think?
It's okay.
I'll do my best.
So exciting.
As Osho says, "To accept
the challenge of the unknown
is the only way to grow."
Okay. Okay.
Javi.
- If you want some coffee...
- I'm good, thank you.
Hey. Hey, can you stop
making that noise, please?
It's the energy of the universe.
- We just have to be aligned.
- I just want to sleep.
Please.
Please.
- Cris.
- Yes?
Why don't we invite
the guys in for a bit?
- Here?
- Yes.
- Inside this house?
- It's getting cold outside.
- No, it would be uncomfortable.
- Yes, it would be.
It would be uncomfortable
to have them inside the house.
- Especially for them.
- And for us.
- Very uncomfortable.
- Very uncomfortable.
- That's a point!
- That's it!
Three hurrahs for the daddies!
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
- The energy of daddies.
- It's my turn. Go sit down.
Let's go, daddies!
Five, four, three,
two, one, action!
The Secret in Their Eyes?
Eyes Wide Shut.
- Love is Blind?
- End of Watch?
Time.
Wandering Eye. Of course.
That's a bummer. It's my turn.
- I go again.
- It's my turn.
You haven't guessed
any of mine, okay?
Cristina, there's an order
to this. Embrace defeat.
No. Five, four, three,
two, one, action!
Pan's Labyrinth!
- Tarzan!
- The Jungle Book!
King Kong,
on the building.
In New York.
Seven Years in Tibet.
No, the building's on fire.
- Man on Fire!
- No.
- Sniper.
- Ghostbusters?
Cloudy with a Chance
of Meatballs!
Saving Private Ryan!
Miss Congeniality!
The Ring.
The Passion of the Christ!
Sister Act?
Time.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
It's obvious!
I did everything!
I did everything!
I did the hunchback
balancing on the bell.
I acted Notre Dame on fire!
I did the firemen
who came to put out the fire.
The tourists recording it,
the people who came to see it.
Even the people who prayed!
I did everything.
- Leave my home.
- Me too?
No, not you.
- Good luck, guys.
- To your tents!
- I didn't see it.
- Me neither.
You did great, girl.
You did a perfect hunchback.
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
There it is.
Okay.
- Be careful, slowly.
- Okay.
- Put some pressure here.
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Better?
Uh- huh.
I learned to give
great massages in Thailand.
Is that right?
Thai massages have two effects
on the physical body.
- Restorative and regenerative.
- Really?
- Do you feel that?
- Yes.
Do you feel the heat?
That's nice.
You need to calm down.
You need to go
through this pregnancy relaxed.
Everything is new to me.
Every day I experience
new emotions.
I feel sick,
but I'm always starving.
I wake up with a lot
of energy, but I'm tired.
And everything makes me sad.
The other day I found a spider
in my room, it was tiny,
and I killed it.
And it made me sad.
I felt like I was
the worst person in the world,
and I started crying.
Just like now.
- That's normal.
- But then it goes away,
and I want to kill everyone.
And I mean everyone
in the world.
Sure.
Of course.
I imagine you're going through
a roller coaster of emotions,
but remember what Osho says,
"To accept the challenge
of the unknown
is the only way to grow."
I just want you to be fine.
Thank you.
Really.
Thank you for everything
you're doing.
You didn't have to.
We still don't know
if you're the father.
I feel like I am.
- Surprise!
- Mom?
- Sweetie.
- Mother-in-law.
Dad?
Sweetie.
You can't imagine how happy
it makes me to see
you again, Felipe.
Honey.
When you and my daughter
ended your relationship,
it broke my heart.
Javier is a good kid, he is.
But I can't lie,
those were hard times.
- Mom.
- You're so nice, María.
I've missed you too.
Especially your desserts.
I don't eat sugar anymore,
but every time I remember those,
- my mouth starts watering.
- You made desserts?
- She still does.
- She still does?
Yes, María
is a great confectionery.
I still don't know why you
didn't get your own TV show.
I didn't know that about you.
Since you never made one for me.
It's because every time
you go home,
I lack an ingredient
for the recipe,
but I promise I'm going
to make one just for you.
Thank you.
Javier, how's
the solar houses project going?
Good. It's going great.
Some time ago
we signed an agreement
to develop the blueprints
for the Government
and I'm guessing we'll be done
with that by the end
of next year.
- That's good, Javi.
- You didn't tell me.
Didn't I? I'm sorry.
I must've forgotten
about it after the pregnancy.
Excuse me?
Did I hear pregnancy?
- He said that, right?
- Yes.
You said it.
Mom.
Dad.
I wanted to tell you something.
Not now,
but when things clear up.
But since the subject
is on the table...
There's someone pregnant
in the house and it's me.
I'm pregnant.
Congratulations.
That's why Felipe is here.
- No, Mom.
- Now I understand.
That means you broke up
with Javier
- and you're back with Felipe.
- No, Mom.
- I knew it. I knew it!
- No, Mom.
I always said
you were getting back.
Mom, Felipe is not the dad.
They're perfect for each other.
I don't know yet.
That's the problem.
How can you not know?
Let me explain, Dad.
The night I got pregnant...
Okay?
That night I...
Well, how do I put it?
That night I slept...
...with Javier and with Felipe.
A little louder,
I can't hear you, sweetie.
María, Cristina
is trying to tell us
that she had sexual intercourse
with both of them.
With her boyfriend
and her ex on the same day.
- Is that possible?
- Thank you for that.
We won't know who the father
is until the fourth month,
so we have to wait.
When you thought
you have heard everything.
And what about some dessert?
Dessert would be nice, right?
What's important now
is that we're
all together as a family
and that's a huge excuse
to celebrate.
- Cheers.
- Sure, to family.
Pedrito.
I'm getting some more water.
Mother-in-law,
do you want anything?
No. Thanks, son.
Javi.
Since you're standing,
could you do me a favor?
In my tent there's a dessert
I prepared this morning.
Could you bring that
while I tell them
how I learned the recipe?
Of course. I'll bring it.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Javier.
You can't imagine
the dessert I have for you.
- Yes?
- It's an Indian dessert.
Yes.
Okay, stay here.
Stay. Okay?
You're going
to leave me alone, okay?
Okay.
Fetch! Fetch! Fetch!
Fetch! Fetch!
He couldn't stop.
How far along are you, sweetie?
- Dad...
- Felipe.
Hey, your dog ran outside
after a car. I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry,
I couldn't catch him
because I had
the dessert in my hands.
- What do we do now?
- We go looking for it.
No, no, relax. It's okay.
Chupi has a GPS in his collar
so we can track him down.
Let's see.
See? There he is.
He's nearby, three blocks away.
It's delicious.
Behind the house in front,
passing the park.
- There he is.
- Oh, but look.
He's going that way.
Yes...
That's weird.
Why aren't you moving, Chupi?
Chupi.
Chupi?
Sir.
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm really sorry.
- My Chupi!
- Damn.
Who was the idiot
who left the door open
and let this poor animal
outside?
Mother-in-law, my Chupi.
I miss my Chupi.
- Let me see his face.
- No.
I want to see
his little eyebrows.
Chupi.
I HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!!
I HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!!
- What?
- I don't know.
- I got a message from Cristina.
- Me too.
- The baby!
- The baby!
- What happened?
- Is it the baby?
- Contractions?
- Did your water break?
- Get the car!
- Calm down.
This is an emergency.
A culinary one.
I'm craving a lemon pie
of those that are acid
and sweet at the same time
and I can't sleep.
Is this a joke?
No. I'm sorry, guys.
I'm sorry, it was wrong.
- Go to sleep.
- No.
- Don't say that.
- I didn't mean that.
We're here at your disposal
right there.
No,
I really feel bad.
I know this is
because of my pregnancy,
but you can't imagine
what I feel.
I can almost taste
the pie in my mouth,
and I don't know
how to control it. I need it.
Cristina, that's
a unique experience.
Cravings are the way your body
has to tell you what you need.
Javier and I
are here to help you.
- Don't worry, I'll get you one.
- Thank you.
I don't know where from,
but I'll do anything
for you and the baby.
- I'll be back, okay?
- Thank you.
- We're closed.
- No, please!
Don't close!
Do you need something?
Huh?
I have everything.
- This is all I was able to...
- All good?
Yes.
Yes, all good.
You have to try this,
it's delicious.
Where did he get
that at this time?
He didn't get it, he made it.
Oh, that's right.
Of course, he made desserts,
the damned bastard.
- What was that?
- Nothing.
That it looks just
like the one you make.
Not only looks like it,
but it also tastes like it too.
- Incredible.
- Is that right?
Felipe.
Don't tell me my mom
gave you the secret ingredient.
Your mom is very generous.
We went out for a cup of coffee,
and she shared
the recipe with me.
- That old hag.
- What did you say?
That I'd like to learn
how to make desserts.
It's okay, I'd be glad
to teach you, Javi.
It would be great.
This recipe
is a family treasure.
You need to taste it yourself.
I'm not feeling
like it right now.
You have to taste it,
it's amazing.
You'll like it.
It's so good.
I told you.
I told him.
THREE MONTHS LATER
Let's see.
This can't be so hard.
- What are you doing?
- Huh? Nothing.
Please, don't touch
anything. Okay?
Okay, I'm sorry.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Sure. Tell me.
Why are you doing all this?
Why did you get into this?
To be honest, I think
I never forgot about Cristina.
We were together in fifth grade
and junior year at college,
but it never ended, you know?
What I mean is...
...in my head it never ended.
I've always had the bad habit
of comparing
my girlfriends with her
and now that I think about it,
Cristina was, and will be
the best thing
that ever happened in my life.
I know what happened
that night was a mistake
and I'm truly sorry.
- It wasn't planned.
- I know it wasn't.
I know neither of you
knew you would meet,
but it still happened.
It's hard to take in.
I know.
But there's nothing
I can do about it.
And I don't want to lie to you,
the idea of becoming
a father excites me.
I think you don't really know
what having
a real relationship means,
because you've spent
your whole life traveling.
But living with someone,
sharing your life,
that's not so easy.
You have to understand
each other,
you have to respect
their customs, their habits...
their whims.
It means waking up
every single day next
to the same person
and knowing you weren't wrong
by choosing her.
Hi.
Weird, you two are not trying
to kill each other.
We were...
...reconnecting our energies.
Yes, we were aligning
our "chankros."
- Chakras.
- Chakras.
It was a joke.
That's good.
I was thinking
about going to buy a crib.
I know it's too soon,
but I want to do this with time.
Want to come with me?
I was just checking
some stores that we could visit,
- Should we go?
- Yes, let's go.
I don't want to interrupt,
but don't you think
it would be better
to make the crib ourselves?
- Ourselves?
- Babatumbé is a carpenter
I met in Mozambique.
He taught me this art.
I don't intend to be arrogant,
but this crib
could resist an atomic bomb.
An atomic bomb?
- It's just a saying.
- I think it's good, Javi.
Cristina, our baby
will sleep in here.
Well, the child. Okay?
I just want to make sure
that it's sturdy.
It's okay, Cristina.
Let him, he has the right to.
- Go ahead, test it.
- Okay.
- Slowly.
- That's it.
Put more pressure on it.
Feel it, it's solid.
Yes, I have to test
that it's not going to break.
It's fine.
He's a committed father,
he needs to follow
his instincts.
Cristina, we have to check
if Babatumbé is a good teacher.
Let me give it one last check.
I think the mobile
should be here.
I thought about a mobile
for the child
when he's lying down
looking at them.
- Javi, stop!
- No, Javi!
- Are you okay?
- Calm down.
- Don't move.
- Breathe.
Breathe and let the oxygen
flow right through you...
Felipe! An ambulance!
Don't move.
Yes, it's sturdy.
It's good.
Don't move, okay?
We're going to call
an ambulance. Are you okay?
Om Shanti!
No! Felipe, an ambulance!
Calm down. Calm down.
Could you forgive me?
You're safe by a miracle.
- You almost broke your neck.
- I know.
All because...
I wanted to...
Why didn't you stay together?
- What are you talking about?
- About you and Felipe.
He's successful,
handsome, charming,
he has traveled
around the world.
And he has abs like Wolverine.
He loves puppies,
he's a good cook,
and he's always happy.
He's perfect and...
...he obviously makes you happy.
What's important is that I met
someone incredible.
Someone who really knows me.
Who has been there for me
in good times,
in bad times,
and in awful times.
Someone willing to do anything
just to make me happy.
Even forgive.
Because he has an amazing heart.
Who cares what happened
with Felipe?
I met you.
The most wonderful
and loyal man in the world.
I hate you.
You're making me cry.
Help me wipe my tears.
I made you this.
Would you marry me?
Or not anymore?
It's what I want
the most in the world.
- It fits.
- Yes.
- Like a princess.
- Like a princess.
- I'm sorry, you're in pain.
- No, keep going.
Keep going, it doesn't matter.
Om Shanti. La, la, la
Wow.
What did I miss?
I feel a powerful energy
in this room.
She asked me to marry her.
- Really?
- Yes.
Wow! What incredible news.
- Great, Javi!
- Watch out.
- Thank you.
- I'm sorry.
Now it's time
to start fixing things.
These have been
some tough times.
That's in the past, now it's
time to think about the future.
- Be careful.
- I'm sorry.
No, don't worry.
I'm never getting better.
Don't worry, if you don't,
I can always marry Felipe.
- Just kidding. Just kidding.
- My phone's ringing.
Hand it to me.
- Where is it?
- It's here.
Thank you.
Who is this?
It's the office.
- Hello?
- Hello, Javi.
- Are you sitting?
- Yes.
Your housing project
has been approved
as a cultural donation.
Okay.
You have
to come right now
and give a presentation.
Okay, thank you.
What happened?
The firm decided to go
with my self-sufficient houses
under cultural donation,
that way they save
some tax money.
That means
my project is approved
and my dreams are coming true.
- That's amazing!
- Great news!
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no. It's okay.
Now I need to find a way
to bring the model.
- Pass me the laptop, please.
- Sure.
The shareholders want me
to give them a presentation,
but I don't know how.
Javi, if you want,
I can help you with it.
You obviously
can't do it in this state.
Would you...
Would you really do that
for me, Felipe?
Of course. You're in good hands.
Boss, it was hard
to get the info from the card,
but here's the video we got.
I don't know if you'll like it.
Gentlemen, Om shanti,
shanti, shanti.
Namaste.
I'm here on behalf of Javier.
Sadly, he had a small accident
that prevented him
from being here
and he's truly sorry because he
really wanted to show you
this project that he has put
so much effort in.
- How are you feeling today?
- Good.
I'd say
I'm almost 90% recovered.
No, no. I'd say 70%, 75%.
- Calm down.
- Yes.
- Hi, Javi.
- Hey.
- How did it go?
- They loved the presentation.
That's good.
Did you close the deal?
Not only did we close,
but with your bosses,
we made a little surprise
for you.
Enjoy.
He sent me to present
this beautiful model
with these tiny houses.
He's really glad
about the results
and also sent me to tell you
that you're a bunch
of incompetent assholes
without creativity,
who spent the entire day
sitting around
while others do your job.
Is this some kind of joke?
Who the hell are you?
What are you doing here?
Get out.
The best
is yet to come.
I don't want to see
anything else.
Javier didn't finish it,
but he sent me to give you
this interesting surprise.
- Look!
- What are you doing?
This is a millenary
technique called making fire.
- Do you know it?
- What are you doing?
This way people
will be warm in the winter.
Fire!
This is for Chupacabra,
son of a bitch.
Please, calm down, sir.
Sir?
What have you done,
idiot?
I'm sorry.
How could you do that?
Are you crazy?
I'm going to kill you
like you killed my project!
I'm a being of light!
- I don't care.
- And you're filled with evil!
- You killed my dog! Dog killer!
- I'm going to kill you.
What are you two idiots doing?
Could you stop?
Cristina is waiting for you.
The results are here.
Shit.
- What happened?
- Who's the father?
Both of you.
What do you mean by that,
doctor? That's impossible.
No, it's not impossible.
Let me explain,
Cristina is having twins.
- What?
- What?
Twins?
That's right. Twins.
What happened is called
Heteroparental Superfecundation.
That's the process when a woman
ovulates twice in the same month
around the same days,
and these ovules are
fertilized by different sperms.
In this case,
both of your sperm, gentlemen.
Which means you're both
the fathers of those twins.
The only way of knowing
who's the father
of each kid will be
after they're born,
but technically,
you're both the fathers.
Is that clear?
No.
Yes.
And you have
to take care of yourself.
This isn't a regular pregnancy.
You have to take
some precautions.
It's nothing to be worried,
about but take it easy.
No, doctor.
Please, tell me this is a joke.
No. It's not a joke.
It's science.
Change that face.
He didn't say anything bad.
It's life and life is a gift.
You have two beings of light
within you,
we have to celebrate.
Stop it, Felipe.
There's nothing to celebrate.
This has been a mistake
from the beginning.
What happened between us
and that kind
of living together,
which I don't think
was a good idea.
And now I don't know
what's going to happen.
Son of a bitch.
I'm sorry, I just wanted
to cheer you up.
Not now.
- I forgot my bag.
- I'll get it for you.
I'll go, thank you.
I need to think.
You screwed my life!
Terrorist!
Did you want
to run me over?
Are you crazy?
What did you say?
Crazy?
You're crazy thinking
we can be a family!
- Come here!
- Let me go.
- Let me go. I hate you!
- I hate you too!
Everyone has their limit,
and this glasses are mine!
What's that?
Help! Help!
- Wait, Cristina.
- Please, Cristina.
Enough with that.
You don't care about anything
other than yourselves.
You've never cared
about me or my pregnancy.
All this time
has been a competition
between men to see who's best.
You're self-centered
and immature.
I know I got you into this mess,
but that's enough.
Now that I know
I'm having twins,
I want to be relaxed.
I want to go
through this in peace.
And alone.
Javier,
I'm truly disappointed with you.
I don't recognize you.
And you, Felipe.
What happened?
Weren't you supposed to be
a being of peace?
Like some kind of yogi?
What are you doing?
You left me because you
wanted to see the world,
and now that you did it,
you think you can come back
and get into my life
as if nothing happened?
No.
You're wrong.
Both of you are.
You're both wrong.
EMERGENCY
FIVE MONTHS LATER
I'm so excited!
What do you think
they are?
- One of each.
- Two girls.
Can we know their gender?
Yes. They're hiding,
so let's give it a little.
They kicked me.
- Let me see! Let me see!
- Yes! How cute!
Kick! Kick!
They're going to be here soon.
Do you like your drawing?
- Yes, auntie.
- It's for the both of you.
Thank you, auntie Catalina.
And now the other one.
- No, no, not me.
- Yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no.
Now, it's time for Sol to kick!
- Did Sol kick?
- No.
These are exclusive clothes
with the house specialty,
strawberry and vanilla muffins.
Never seen before! Never.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
Fine.
I'm really sad not being
with you this last time.
I know.
Me too.
Javier, I don't know
what's going to happen,
but I want you to know
that I want you to be
a part of my life.
Cristina...
And if you say yes, and want to,
we're going to put a lot
of effort into making this work.
And we're going to have
to forgive
and understand that this family
is not only the two of us
and our child.
See you in a week, right?
Right?
Of course. Of course, next week.
And this would be
what I've been working on
for some time.
Interesting.
I like it.
It's risky and creative.
It seems this isn't
just a job for you.
It's...
- It's my passion.
- I can tell.
You know what?
You have that magic touch
that could make our buildings
more modern, functional,
practical, but with the style
and elegance of the classic.
- Really?
- Sure.
Of course.
If you want, we would love
to listen to your proposals
about sustainable energy.
In fact, if you want,
as we speak,
you could become
a member of our firm.
- Right now?
- Uh-huh.
- Right now as in now-now?
- Yes, what do you say?
- Would you give me a minute?
- Of course.
- Cata?
- Javier,
you're going to be a father!
Run because Cris is going
into the delivery room
right now!
- Now?
- Yes!
She asked me to tell you.
Sure, I'll be on my way.
- Hurry up.
- Thank you, Cata.
- Uh...
- Yes?
- I'm sorry. I'll take it.
- That's good.
I'll take it.
- Welcome to our company.
- Thank you.
Just tell me when I can start.
Now, excuse me,
but I have to go.
I just got a call telling me
my baby's going to be born.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
- Well, it's babies.
- Twins?
- No, it's our babies.
- What?
No, not ours.
How could one be yours?
It's mine and...
It doesn't matter,
I'll tell you later.
Thank you!
Felipe.
Felipe!
Felipe!
Javi.
It's so nice to see you.
Are they born?
- They're born.
- Congratulations.
- Congratulations to you too.
- Thank you.
- You're a father.
- Yes.
- And you too.
- We both are.
We're fathers.
Friends?
Of course, friends.
- Should we go?
- Let's go.
In how long
until we can see the babies?
In ten minutes.
- How long has it been?
- 12 seconds?
Thank you.
What a wonderful thing.
They're two beautiful babies.
Yes. You're the fathers
of two baby girls.
The best is yet to come.
They're so beautiful.
Hi, sweetie.
Hi.
Hi, gorgeous.
- Sweetie.
- You're going to make me cry.
You're so pretty.
And Cristina?
She should be going back
to her room.
Doctor, can we see Cristina?
Javier, Felipe,
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but Cristina
didn't survive the childbirth.
What?
We knew it would be hard.
She knew it too.
We gave her options.
We could save
only one of the girls,
but she put her foot down
and ordered us
to save both girls.
We did all we could,
but we didn't make it.
What?
No.
No.
No, this can't be true.
Please, doctor, do something.
Cristina can't be dead.
I'm sorry, Javier.
- What?
- I'm really sorry.
No.
No.
Would you marry me?
- All of this is for you.
- Look at my boyfriend!
That's amazing!
Such good news!
Eyes Wide Shut!
Pan's Labyrinth!
Tarzan!
Do you like your drawing?
Yes, auntie.
Thank you, auntie Catalina.
THREE MONTHS LATER
How are you?
Hanging on.
I dream of coming here
and she's inside
taking orders from clients.
But when I talk to her,
she doesn't answer.
I call and call,
but she doesn't see me.
And suddenly, I'm awake.
I understand.
All what's left...
is to let go little by little.
To let go and accept it.
The lawyer called.
He told me we could go
to take the tests tomorrow
to see who's the father
of each baby.
Do you want some?
- Sure.
- It's good.
Hey,
do we really want to divide
the family even more?
You and I are terrible fathers,
that's obvious.
But maybe...
Maybe if we're together,
an architect
and a free-spirit businessman,
maybe we can make
a beautiful family.
Who cares
who's the father of who?
To me, they're both
my daughters...
...and I think
it's the same for you.
You're right.
They're our daughters.
Yes, let's do this right.
Let's be
the best family for them.
Come on.
Now we're like a gay couple.
Hey, gay is trending.
We're going to be
two very cool dads.
There's no gay couple
without a dog.
You're completely right.
- Hi.
- Hi, what's your name?
What's your name?
So pretty.
So pretty.
Sign above your name, please.
Okay, gentlemen.
You officially have
the responsibility
of Sol and Luna.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Gay couples always make me cry.
No, no.
- We're not...
- Don't worry.
- I'm not worried.
- You look great.
- But we're not...
- Javi.
We look great.
Congratulations.
I love you, guys.
You're the most
beautiful family I know.
We are
the most beautiful family, Cata.
You're a part of it too.
Don't make me cry because I
just put my contacts on.
- Let's go to the daddies.
- If it's not a problem, sir.
Sure, no problem.
I want a copy.
Come with your dad.
Some cupcakes
for the grandparents.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Did you make these?
- Of course I did.
Don't feed it to the dog.
- Would you like a cupcake?
- No, thank you.
Hi, everyone.
- Take one and share.
- Thank you.
Hi, you look like you want one.
For you and your family.
Such a pretty table I laid!
Just beautiful.
- Guys.
- Happy birthday, baby.
Have some cupcakes.
- Thank you, Cata.
- Enjoy it.
It's tasty.
Yes.
But Cristina made them better.
Daddy.
- Did she say daddy?
- She said daddy.
- She called me daddy.
- She called us.
- She called me daddy.
- She said daddy!
Hey!
Sweetie!
Who said daddy?
Who said daddy? Who said daddy?
Who said daddy?
Who said daddy?
Who said daddy?
- Hi.
- Hi, who's this?
- An admirer.
- That's nice.
Do I know you?
I don't know.
Maybe you've seen me around.
Tell me, where did you get
my phone number?
Let's just say
I always get what I want.
Sure.
Okay. I hope you get
everything you want,
but I have to hang up now.
- Are you in a hurry?
- No, but I'm busy.
Nothing some pasta
and good wine can't fix.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. Are you okay?
- Yes, honey. I'm okay.
But don't stop,
I'm still in character.
I know.
- The safe word is "jumpsuit."
- "Jumpsuit."
Yes, we only stop
if you say that.
Yes, I wanted to see
if you were okay.
I'm okay, don't worry.
Okay.
- Should we continue?
- Okay.
Okay, let's get back
to position.
You're here chopping something,
and I'll enter...
- Let's go on from here.
- Where?
From here.
- The eggs! The eggs!
- I'm getting a cramp!
- Like this.
- Like this.
Did you finish?
- No.
- No?
- No.
- No?
- Honey...
- What?
- It was barely 35 seconds.
- Were you counting?
No.
I'm sorry.
The masked man has been chasing
you for a while now
and it must be hard to work
with all that anxiety within.
- Poor masked man.
- Poor guy.
- I pity him.
- Me too.
But don't worry
because I can fix that now.
- Come here.
- I'd love that, but I can't.
- I can't.
- Why not?
- It's my bachelorette party.
- Really?
I'm going out with the girls.
- Out partying?
- Yes.
And are you going dancing
with your hats
with the shape of...
- Of what?
- Of it falling
- and these things hanging.
- Say it.
Say it, hats
with the shape of...
With the shape of...
- Of?
- The shape of a penis.
- Penis.
- Yes.
Hats with the shape of a penis.
That's right.
- No, I won't do that.
- No?
No, we're too old for that.
Nice work, girls.
Call me if something happens.
And don't drink too much,
you forget everything.
- Me?
- Yes, you.
- Me?
- Yes, you, damn.
Remember your birthday?
You jumped on the counter,
and started puking on everyone?
Yes. People started running,
covering their faces.
- You're lying!
- You were going...
Like that girl
from The Exorcist.
- No. It's been three years.
- And?
I've matured.
Delete that memory
from your head.
- I'm erasing it.
- Do it.
Have fun and enjoy your night.
Can I open them now?
No!
Move it.
Scooch. Scooch. Okay.
- Can I open them?
- Not yet.
- Now?
- Please, behave.
- Now?
- No!
- I want to open them!
- Okay, open them.
Wow!
Cheers to your new life.
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Ready to get married?
- Yes!
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
- You can't regret it later.
- No.
This is a one-way ticket.
And there are
a bunch of men around the world.
Although, most of them
are insensitive and selfish.
- And immature.
- And irresponsible.
- And unstable.
- Dickheads.
- Dickheads.
- Dickheads!
- Dickheads!
- They're not worth it
and a bunch of mamma's boys!
Okay, Cata. But I don't care
about other men.
But there's another kind of men
who are good in bed,
but they're assholes.
So not one of them
is the full package,
and want to do a Frankenstein,
with the face of one,
the sense of humor of another,
the sexual potency...
Cata. Cata. Cata.
Javier is the man of my life.
I don't need nor do I want
to look for no one else.
Okay. I can't believe
you're getting married.
- I'm so happy for you!
- Me too.
- Let's make a toast. Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Cheers to this side!
- Cheers!
The other side!
To the bride of the year
and all the good men
in the world.
- Okay.
- In every sense of the word.
Because just being good
at one thing is not enough!
Keep partying. Cheers. Bye!
Shut up, okay? Cheers.
Last one.
- From the first round.
- No.
Cristina,
you'll be married in a month.
- Yes.
- Drink some more.
- No.
- Cheers.
Such a good friend.
Two more.
Bottoms up!
Yeah!
Give me more.
Stop!
More, more.
Cheers.
Cheers!
Yeah!
Take it. Take it.
- Dear God.
- What's wrong?
I just saw the sexiest guy
in the country.
Not just the country,
in the world.
No, the solar system.
- In the galaxy! Handsome!
- I don't think that's true.
- Which one?
- The only one who's worth it.
- Which one?
- The one over there.
I can't believe it.
What?
No, this is mineral water.
Really.
Cristina, I know you
as if you were my daughter.
Do you know him?
Yes.
He's my ex from college.
I mean, we were in high school
and then in college.
He was my first love.
- Felipe?
- Yes!
- Your Felipe?
- Yes, that's Felipe.
He doesn't look
like the pictures.
Of course, it's been
over ten years.
What's his name on social media?
It's a good one.
Felipe-saves-the-planet.
- Felipe saves the planet?
- Yes!
Oh, my God.
- Let's see.
- I'm going to look it up.
Yes.
I can't believe it.
Cristina, you have a problem.
I'm sorry to tell you this,
but what's wrong with you?
Why did you let him go?
What's wrong with you?
- Are you stupid?
- No.
- Felipe!
- No!
- Felipe! Felipe!
- No!
- Yes, yes.
- What are you doing?
Good luck, bye.
Cristina?
Felipe.
Wow. It's been so long.
How are you?
A bit dazed by the noise, but...
I think people like this.
Yes! They like this.
That's what I've realized.
And...
- What are you doing here?
- I don't know.
Well, it's
my friend's birthday...
Can you imagine
the number of energies
that had to align
for us to meet?
- Sure!
- We should celebrate this.
I haven't had a drink
in a while,
but this deserves one, right?
No. No. I mean,
it's nice to see you,
but I'm drinking water now.
I had like two, three, four...
Like eight shots of pure pisco.
Eight?
We haven't seen each other
for like eight years?
- At least ten years.
- Ten years?
Do you remember?
- When we go to college?
- Oh, right!
We did that dance.
One drink and one song.
No, I'm drinking water now.
Baby,
close the curtains, please.
I have a headache.
Come on.
Goddamn.
What did I do? What did I do?
What did I do? What did I do?
It's a dream. It's a dream.
It's a dream.
No. It's not a dream.
Pick up, Catalina. Please.
UNEXPECTEDLY EXPECTING
A MONTH LATER
- Honey!
- What?
Try this new cake.
- New?
- For good luck.
- Good luck?
- Yes.
Let's try it.
How is it?
You should start
your own bakery.
That's a good idea.
- Today's the day, right?
- Yes.
Don't worry,
it's going to be okay.
They're going to love
your project.
I hope so. I think
something big is coming.
I'm sure.
As a prize,
I'll bring you a piece
of the best cake
from the bakery.
Just a piece?
Don't be so stingy.
Okay, an entire cake,
- but it'll be diet.
- Why?
Because I want you to look
handsome in your wedding suit.
Don't worry, I'll look okay.
I promise I'll start
with the routine
my Uncle Silvester did.
- Are you going to exercise?
- Sure.
- You?
- Me.
You have five exercise machines
gathering dust.
What's important
is to not lose motivation.
I love your optimism.
I have to go now.
I'm in a hurry. Good luck.
Fix your tire, okay?
I'll do that after work.
- I promise. Good luck.
- Bye.
- Honey!
- What?
Fix your tire.
Okay.
- Good luck.
- For you too.
Thank you.
Where are you? Remember tomorrow
we have to deliver ten cakes.
I know. This order
might either help us or ruin us.
The client is an influencer.
If she doesn't like it,
she'll destroy us
on social media.
That's right.
So focus and take notes.
We can't make a mistake.
Remember the last time
you mixed the orders.
Guys, the cake is here!
Look at the cake
we got for you, honey!
Cover it! Cover it!
No! No!
Yes, that was bad.
She even wanted to sue me.
What a lack of sense of humor.
I bet you she ate
the whole thing,
even the balls
that were filled with cream.
Stop! I'll be there in five.
Hi, girls. Good morning.
Hi, sweetie.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Hello, everyone!
Om Shanti. Namaste!
That's right,
I like feeling that energy.
Remember, the key to success
is believing in yourselves.
Felipe, the journalist
has been waiting
for half an hour.
Right. Thank you, Milu.
Love you.
How is that going?
- It's going fine.
- Good. Hey, Nico.
- Hi, Jean Paul!
- Felipe!
Tell me, Felipe.
What is it like to be the owner
of one of the most successful
apps in the world?
According to the polls, you're
in the sixth position worldwide.
That must make you proud, right?
Well, times change,
but the experience of sharing,
the joy of helping
without waiting
for anything in return,
that's still the same.
Every dog that's found
fills my heart with joy.
And it's not just me,
it's every wonderful person
here with me.
And if we had to define
your role in this company,
what would it be?
A manager...
...of energies.
I take care of people
feeling motivated and at peace.
That's the key for me.
We do yoga on Tuesday
and Thai Chi on Thursday.
We like to keep
the energy alive.
If you want to de-stress
someday, you're welcome to come.
¡Ah!
Damn.
No, damn. Damn, no.
Goddamn. No!
I'd like to know where you got
the idea to create this app.
That story warms my heart.
Approximately,
seven or eight years ago,
my dog Chupacabra disappeared.
He was a gift from my parents
before they died.
Losing him
was like losing a part of me.
I searched for him
day and night nonstop.
Those were
the worst days of my life.
And when I started giving up,
he showed up.
He was hit by a car.
They hit him and then
left him on the street,
dying.
He lost his back legs.
And right then I thought,
"This can't keep happening.
I have to create
something so others
don't have to go
through this terrible
and painful experience."
That day GB Dog was born.
It's been
a truly heartwarming interview.
Thank you
for welcoming us, Felipe.
Namaste.
Hi.
Hey.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Let's start.
Last year was
a good year for our firm.
We signed an agreement
to develop three shopping malls
and four grocery stores,
which is amazing.
But I think we still can develop
a more integral view of this.
- Go ahead. Get to the point.
- Sure. Take this.
I've been working for some time
on a sustainable housing project
with integrated solar panels,
as you can see here
and here too.
And what we're looking for
with this is, first,
to be respectful
to the environment,
and second, to make
better use of the resources
to lower the energy consumption
and, with that,
the family expenses.
I think it's time
to worry about our planet.
And if we look at it
in a more calculated way,
I think this might help
our company image.
That's interesting.
So these are
houses for the poor?
No, no. These are not
houses for the poor.
These are houses
for low-income people...
...who are poor, yes.
Okay.
Very interesting.
First of all, I liked your work
and your enthusiasm.
We really like the work
you've done as the manager
of the Interior
Design Department.
And that's why this goes
a bit beyond your expertise.
Now, what we can do...
...is to...
...throw it out the window.
Just kidding.
No, we could take this
to the nursery
so kids can play
with the little houses.
For now.
It's pretty.
Do you want some coffee?
- No, thank you.
- I do. Go get me one.
- Right away.
- It's pretty.
Walk straight, I'm watching you.
- How is it?
- What do you think?
This is how I want
my wedding cake.
- I like it.
- Yes!
Isn't Javier shorter?
You're so bad, Cata.
- But yes, he's shorter.
- I'm just joking.
Since you're done,
why don't you help us
with the orders?
Okay, okay.
I'll send a picture to Javi.
Okay.
Are you okay, Cristina?
- Yes, just a second.
- Okay.
No, not on the cakes.
Breathe. Breathe.
I'm okay.
No, not there either.
Let's go to the bathroom.
You went partying
and didn't tell me, right?
No. I spent the night
watching a movie with Javi.
Maybe it was
the sushi we ordered.
Maybe you're pregnant.
It was just a joke, sorry.
Cristina...
False alarm, girl. Not pregnant.
Yes! I swear
I would've died if I was.
Don't you know how to read this?
I do.
- How old are you? Ten?
- No.
Two lines, Catalina. Two lines.
I'm pregnant.
I thought two lines
meant you weren't.
Congratulations!
You've always wanted
a baby with Javier.
- It can't be happening.
- Go ahead, call him.
He'll finally have someone
to play with his toy cars...
- I can't.
- Why not? What's wrong?
What?
I don't understand.
I don't know who's the father.
What?
Are you okay?
You're worrying me.
Did something happen?
- Is it the bakery?
- No.
Were you mugged?
Did a masked man
try to take advantage of you?
Do you love me?
Of course I love you.
What happened?
I'm pregnant.
What?
Wow.
Wow. I mean...
You're...
I mean, we are...
We're going to be parents?
Yes. I'm pregnant.
Goddamn, Cristina.
You freaked me out.
I thought something bad
happened to you.
How long have you known?
Tell me, please.
There's something else.
What's wrong?
Hey. Hey, hey.
Sweetie, calm down.
Everything's going to be okay.
I know it's scary,
but it's a new experience
and we're together in this.
It's not about that.
Then what's wrong?
I don't know who's the father.
What did you just say?
Hello.
By the look on you,
I'm guessing she just told you.
- Excuse me, who are you?
- I'm Felipe.
- Cristina's ex.
- Felipe,
I said I'd text you
after talking to Javier.
I waited for a while
after he came in as you said.
Honey, let me explain.
I wanted this to be
as clear as possible,
that's why I called Felipe,
told him what happened,
and asked him to come.
I tried telling you first,
many times,
but I couldn't do it.
I hope we can talk
about what happened.
I don't understand.
Are you telling me that you...
I mean, you two
met each other and...
Sweetie, let's try
to be civilized.
It's not easy for me...
Civilized?
What is civilized
about sleeping with your ex
a month before getting married?
Maybe I'm too stupid
to understand.
- Javier...
- Felipe.
Javier, sweetie,
things are not like you think.
Please, let me explain.
Are you kidding, Cristina?
Do you realize
what you're telling me?
Sweetie. Don't "sweetie" me.
Do you know what hurts the most?
First, you slept with your ex
a month before getting married.
Second, that you didn't tell me.
And third, that there's a chance
that this hippie
is the father of my son.
Well, the child's father.
You're child...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, it was a mistake.
This is not a mistake, Cristina.
You messed up.
- It sucks.
- Javier, believe her.
This was a mistake.
In fact, for what it's worth,
neither of us remembers
what happened that night.
It was more
of a spiritual connection
rather than a physical.
Thank you.
I feel better now.
Way better. Thank you.
I understand what you feel.
If I were in your place,
I would feel the same,
but the best thing
you can do now is to breathe.
Take a deep breath
and let your ego behind.
Let's find a way
to be the best family possible.
- Family?
- Did you say family?
- Family.
- He said family.
No! Javier!
- Careful!
- Javier!
There is no pain,
it's all in our heads.
What are you doing?
There is no pain,
it's all in our heads.
Remove that fork!
LIVE WITH LOVE
LET YOURSELF TO BE SEEN
Hurrah for the bride and groom!
Congratulations!
LIE TO ME
I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU
SINCE I HAVE YOUR LOVE
Javier.
Javier.
Don't talk to me.
I don't want to know
anything about you
or the passionate night
you spent with your ex.
I want you to know that I'm
really sorry for what happened.
I got wasted
and I screwed it up.
I know there's no excuse,
but I never intended
for this to happen.
Maybe you didn't intend to,
but your body agreed to do it.
- I understand how you feel.
- No, you don't.
You're right, I don't.
But I'm trying to put myself
in your shoes,
and I'd be feeling
the same anger,
sadness, and disappointment
that you must be feeling
right now.
All I can do now is say sorry.
I can't.
I can't forgive you.
Can we please move on from this?
- Really?
- Yes.
Tell me how.
How?
I don't know.
See?
Give me another one.
Another one?
- Yes.
- Full?
Full.
Calm down, Cristina.
He's going to come back.
That's how men are.
They're territorial,
selfish, arrogant...
Besides, he's a bit hurt,
don't you think?
Of course! I screw up big time.
You have no memory of it.
Thalia said,
"Can't remember, didn't happen."
I just remember talking to him,
like normal,
then we had a tequila shot,
and then nothing more.
Absolutely nothing.
I opened my eyes, and I woke up
in a stranger's house
and when I turned around,
I see...
- That handsome man.
- Ah!
If I could turn back time.
I have to accept it was a bit
my fault because I called him.
But I thought
you would only talk,
not start immediately
procreating.
- Okay.
- I'm sorry.
Were you doing good?
You and Javier.
Yes.
Yes.
We had fights
like any other couple,
but we were fine.
Maybe it was the stress
of the wedding, I don't know.
Maybe deep, deep down
you didn't want to get married.
I was a little scared
that my relationship
became more serious.
Less spontaneous and more formal
by being married.
But nothing, nothing,
nothing made me doubt
how I felt for Javier.
See? See? I'm starting
to talk in past tense!
Calm down, Cristina. Relax.
Javier loves you,
he just has to get over
his fiancé sleeping
with the ex-love of her life.
That's all.
Listen, I made you
these brownies
yesterday at the bakery.
I added a bit of happiness.
I made them for you,
so you can relax and calm down.
Eat them. It'll be good for you.
I ate a few of them
the other day
and I looked at myself
in the mirror for two hours
and wonder if it
was my reflection
or if it was me,
but skinnier.
- Has that happened to you?
- No, Catalina.
It hasn't.
Namaste.
Who are all these people?
Om Shanti. Om Shanti.
Well, since there are
a lot of possibilities
that this being of light
is my son,
it's time to take
responsibility.
That's why I'm here,
to be near you.
That way when you need
something, whatever it is,
I'll be here to help.
Of course, I don't want
to be too invasive or anything,
I've got some bamboo
and we're going
to build in the garden.
Are you insane?
If Javier sees you,
he'll kill you.
Don't worry, this is temporary.
Where do we start, sir?
First, we need to check
if the ground is firm enough.
If it is, then we can start.
- We can't work at night.
- Listen, Felipe.
I don't know how to say this,
but I don't need anyone.
I'm fine by myself.
So gather all these people
and your tent and go.
This will be a hit
on my stories.
Shut up, Catalina.
Look, I really appreciate this.
It's really nice,
but when Javier comes back...
Javier left?
Yes, but he's coming back.
Okay.
Then if he doesn't like this
when he comes back, I'll leave.
In that instant. I promise.
But for now, let me stay here.
The first months of pregnancy
can be tricky,
and I wouldn't forgive myself
if I wasn't here to help you.
You can see it this way,
you will keep living
in your own world
and I'll be over there,
in my world.
What unites us is
this simmering and vivid energy
that you're carrying.
Okay. Stay.
But don't do anything.
Let's start, people.
And? Is it strong enough?
So nice.
Chupi!
Hi, Chupi. This is going
to be your new home.
Come with daddy. Come here.
Family?
Family.
Keep moving. Keep moving.
- One, two!
- Three, four!
- I can't hear you! One, two!
- Three, four!
You're man enough
to commit crimes,
but not enough to take
responsibility for them, right?
No, sir!
Is that right?
Do you want to rehabilitate?
Yes, sir!
And the best cure is exercise.
- Yes, sir!
- I can't hear you!
- One, two!
- Three, four!
- One, two!
- Three, four!
What's wrong?
Nothing. I have a problem.
- Do you have a problem?
- Yes, it's my back.
- Your back?
- Yes, it hurts.
- Does it hurt bad?
- A bit.
Poor fellow.
Come here, come with me.
- Where?
- Come, I'll take care of you.
- But...
- Come on. Come on.
I'm watching you!
- One, two!
- Three, four!
- One, two!
- Three, four!
Baker.
Someone's here for you.
They bailed you out.
Who's her?
Come out.
What's wrong?
Nothing, it's just getting cold.
I feel it in my legs.
It'll pass.
I'm guessing you imagine
how mad Cristina is, right?
Goddamn.
Was any of it saved?
Nothing.
All ten cakes were lost.
We're going to have
to make them all again
and I don't know if we're going
to make it on time.
I'm sorry. I just wanted
to destroy my cake
and not the others.
- It was a mistake.
- See?
That's what Cristina says.
It was a mistake.
That's the point,
we all make mistakes.
Okay, but there are mistakes
and mistakes, Cata.
- Come on!
- Listen, Javi.
I'm not good at giving advice,
but there's something
you should know.
You have to make a decision.
You're either with Cristina
in this process
or you let mistakes
ruin everything.
And trust me,
I know about mistakes.
I'm a specialist.
I have a degree in it.
You Google mistakes
and my name's there.
Okay, Cata. I got it.
Then fight for her.
Look, Felipe is...
He's...
...perfect.
But you're fine too.
So stop doing stupid things
and stop wasting time, okay?
You know how the saying goes,
"Where there once was fire,
ashes remain."
Javi.
Good morning,
beautiful.
Felipe?
Don't worry,
it's just a speaker
I attached to Chupi's collar.
He's cute, right?
And very practical too.
Yes, very practical.
I hope
you like breakfast.
I tried to balance nutrition
with tastiness.
Cucumber, mint,
and beet extract.
Toasts without gluten
with quince jelly
and quail eggs.
All you need
for that boy or girl
to grow up strong and healthy.
Come down when you're done,
I have a surprise.
Felipe, you said
you would be in your own world
and now I'm talking to a dog.
I told you wouldn't see
me, and you haven't seen me.
I'll think about it.
Okay.
Hey. Hey. Woof. Woof.
- What?
- I like your pajamas.
What are you doing?
How is it?
What do you think?
I don't know what to say.
If it's Javier's child,
I can change the face
in just a second,
- that won't be a problem.
- No.
No.
No.
Leave it.
Honestly. It's fine.
Okay, as you wish.
Mr. Javier.
Javivi.
- Javicho!
- Goddamn!
- What happened?
- You have a meeting at 12:00.
- And what time is it?
- 11:55.
Damn!
Do you want a glass of water?
Some tea? An aspirin?
- Maybe water with lime...
- Just regular water.
I'll bring it right away,
but, Javier,
why don't you go home,
and I reschedule the meeting
for later or for tomorrow?
No. No. No. I'm sorry, but I
can't go home. It's just...
I have a problem.
Javier, I know
about that problem.
How do you know?
- Everybody knows about it.
- Everybody?
- It's on Pictogram.
- Who put it there?
Felipe posts everything
on social media
and he's really famous.
I follow him since 2015
when I found my dog
thanks to one of his apps.
Yes, Felipe is great.
In fact, he uploaded a picture
of the painting
of your girlfriend?
Yes.
My girlfriend.
My future wife.
And the mother of that child,
my child.
I'm sure of that.
Actually, I can't.
I don't even know
who the father is.
Even more reason
for you to go home.
What are you doing, Javier?
Showing you
that you're not alone.
Why don't you come in
so we can talk?
No. It's not the time.
I'm not ready to talk yet.
Actually,
I wanted to say sorry
for what happened at the store.
I let myself go by rage,
I ruined the entire team's work.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to be
that kind of father.
Don't worry, that's settled.
That's good.
Then, can I show you
that I can be a good father?
Of course.
But this...
It doesn't matter, you have
to be relaxed and by yourself.
I'll be here, close,
for everything you need.
It's going to be okay.
Namaste. It's good
that you came back.
I think now we can talk
about how we're going
to be as a family.
Hey, didn't that fork
in your hand
teach you to think
before using that word?
Javi, the concept of family
has changed in recent years.
It doesn't necessarily mean
a father, a mother and a son.
There are also combined
and extended families.
I don't care.
I don't care because
we're not going to be a family.
Not in a traditional
and outdated way
or any other kind there is.
Javi, if you're uncomfortable
because this tent
is a bit small,
I think mine is big enough
and it has a king bed
- where we can sleep together.
- Thank you, but no.
I'm fine here.
Are you sure you want
to do this?
Yes.
Well, if we're going
to live like this,
I'm begging you
to act civilized,
so this waiting time
is as calm as possible, okay?
I'm fine with that.
I like big families.
The bonding and linking,
the dynamic...
Hold on.
What do you think?
It's okay.
I'll do my best.
So exciting.
As Osho says, "To accept
the challenge of the unknown
is the only way to grow."
Okay. Okay.
Javi.
- If you want some coffee...
- I'm good, thank you.
Hey. Hey, can you stop
making that noise, please?
It's the energy of the universe.
- We just have to be aligned.
- I just want to sleep.
Please.
Please.
- Cris.
- Yes?
Why don't we invite
the guys in for a bit?
- Here?
- Yes.
- Inside this house?
- It's getting cold outside.
- No, it would be uncomfortable.
- Yes, it would be.
It would be uncomfortable
to have them inside the house.
- Especially for them.
- And for us.
- Very uncomfortable.
- Very uncomfortable.
- That's a point!
- That's it!
Three hurrahs for the daddies!
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
- The energy of daddies.
- It's my turn. Go sit down.
Let's go, daddies!
Five, four, three,
two, one, action!
The Secret in Their Eyes?
Eyes Wide Shut.
- Love is Blind?
- End of Watch?
Time.
Wandering Eye. Of course.
That's a bummer. It's my turn.
- I go again.
- It's my turn.
You haven't guessed
any of mine, okay?
Cristina, there's an order
to this. Embrace defeat.
No. Five, four, three,
two, one, action!
Pan's Labyrinth!
- Tarzan!
- The Jungle Book!
King Kong,
on the building.
In New York.
Seven Years in Tibet.
No, the building's on fire.
- Man on Fire!
- No.
- Sniper.
- Ghostbusters?
Cloudy with a Chance
of Meatballs!
Saving Private Ryan!
Miss Congeniality!
The Ring.
The Passion of the Christ!
Sister Act?
Time.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
It's obvious!
I did everything!
I did everything!
I did the hunchback
balancing on the bell.
I acted Notre Dame on fire!
I did the firemen
who came to put out the fire.
The tourists recording it,
the people who came to see it.
Even the people who prayed!
I did everything.
- Leave my home.
- Me too?
No, not you.
- Good luck, guys.
- To your tents!
- I didn't see it.
- Me neither.
You did great, girl.
You did a perfect hunchback.
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
There it is.
Okay.
- Be careful, slowly.
- Okay.
- Put some pressure here.
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Better?
Uh- huh.
I learned to give
great massages in Thailand.
Is that right?
Thai massages have two effects
on the physical body.
- Restorative and regenerative.
- Really?
- Do you feel that?
- Yes.
Do you feel the heat?
That's nice.
You need to calm down.
You need to go
through this pregnancy relaxed.
Everything is new to me.
Every day I experience
new emotions.
I feel sick,
but I'm always starving.
I wake up with a lot
of energy, but I'm tired.
And everything makes me sad.
The other day I found a spider
in my room, it was tiny,
and I killed it.
And it made me sad.
I felt like I was
the worst person in the world,
and I started crying.
Just like now.
- That's normal.
- But then it goes away,
and I want to kill everyone.
And I mean everyone
in the world.
Sure.
Of course.
I imagine you're going through
a roller coaster of emotions,
but remember what Osho says,
"To accept the challenge
of the unknown
is the only way to grow."
I just want you to be fine.
Thank you.
Really.
Thank you for everything
you're doing.
You didn't have to.
We still don't know
if you're the father.
I feel like I am.
- Surprise!
- Mom?
- Sweetie.
- Mother-in-law.
Dad?
Sweetie.
You can't imagine how happy
it makes me to see
you again, Felipe.
Honey.
When you and my daughter
ended your relationship,
it broke my heart.
Javier is a good kid, he is.
But I can't lie,
those were hard times.
- Mom.
- You're so nice, María.
I've missed you too.
Especially your desserts.
I don't eat sugar anymore,
but every time I remember those,
- my mouth starts watering.
- You made desserts?
- She still does.
- She still does?
Yes, María
is a great confectionery.
I still don't know why you
didn't get your own TV show.
I didn't know that about you.
Since you never made one for me.
It's because every time
you go home,
I lack an ingredient
for the recipe,
but I promise I'm going
to make one just for you.
Thank you.
Javier, how's
the solar houses project going?
Good. It's going great.
Some time ago
we signed an agreement
to develop the blueprints
for the Government
and I'm guessing we'll be done
with that by the end
of next year.
- That's good, Javi.
- You didn't tell me.
Didn't I? I'm sorry.
I must've forgotten
about it after the pregnancy.
Excuse me?
Did I hear pregnancy?
- He said that, right?
- Yes.
You said it.
Mom.
Dad.
I wanted to tell you something.
Not now,
but when things clear up.
But since the subject
is on the table...
There's someone pregnant
in the house and it's me.
I'm pregnant.
Congratulations.
That's why Felipe is here.
- No, Mom.
- Now I understand.
That means you broke up
with Javier
- and you're back with Felipe.
- No, Mom.
- I knew it. I knew it!
- No, Mom.
I always said
you were getting back.
Mom, Felipe is not the dad.
They're perfect for each other.
I don't know yet.
That's the problem.
How can you not know?
Let me explain, Dad.
The night I got pregnant...
Okay?
That night I...
Well, how do I put it?
That night I slept...
...with Javier and with Felipe.
A little louder,
I can't hear you, sweetie.
María, Cristina
is trying to tell us
that she had sexual intercourse
with both of them.
With her boyfriend
and her ex on the same day.
- Is that possible?
- Thank you for that.
We won't know who the father
is until the fourth month,
so we have to wait.
When you thought
you have heard everything.
And what about some dessert?
Dessert would be nice, right?
What's important now
is that we're
all together as a family
and that's a huge excuse
to celebrate.
- Cheers.
- Sure, to family.
Pedrito.
I'm getting some more water.
Mother-in-law,
do you want anything?
No. Thanks, son.
Javi.
Since you're standing,
could you do me a favor?
In my tent there's a dessert
I prepared this morning.
Could you bring that
while I tell them
how I learned the recipe?
Of course. I'll bring it.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Javier.
You can't imagine
the dessert I have for you.
- Yes?
- It's an Indian dessert.
Yes.
Okay, stay here.
Stay. Okay?
You're going
to leave me alone, okay?
Okay.
Fetch! Fetch! Fetch!
Fetch! Fetch!
He couldn't stop.
How far along are you, sweetie?
- Dad...
- Felipe.
Hey, your dog ran outside
after a car. I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry,
I couldn't catch him
because I had
the dessert in my hands.
- What do we do now?
- We go looking for it.
No, no, relax. It's okay.
Chupi has a GPS in his collar
so we can track him down.
Let's see.
See? There he is.
He's nearby, three blocks away.
It's delicious.
Behind the house in front,
passing the park.
- There he is.
- Oh, but look.
He's going that way.
Yes...
That's weird.
Why aren't you moving, Chupi?
Chupi.
Chupi?
Sir.
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm really sorry.
- My Chupi!
- Damn.
Who was the idiot
who left the door open
and let this poor animal
outside?
Mother-in-law, my Chupi.
I miss my Chupi.
- Let me see his face.
- No.
I want to see
his little eyebrows.
Chupi.
I HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!!
I HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!!
- What?
- I don't know.
- I got a message from Cristina.
- Me too.
- The baby!
- The baby!
- What happened?
- Is it the baby?
- Contractions?
- Did your water break?
- Get the car!
- Calm down.
This is an emergency.
A culinary one.
I'm craving a lemon pie
of those that are acid
and sweet at the same time
and I can't sleep.
Is this a joke?
No. I'm sorry, guys.
I'm sorry, it was wrong.
- Go to sleep.
- No.
- Don't say that.
- I didn't mean that.
We're here at your disposal
right there.
No,
I really feel bad.
I know this is
because of my pregnancy,
but you can't imagine
what I feel.
I can almost taste
the pie in my mouth,
and I don't know
how to control it. I need it.
Cristina, that's
a unique experience.
Cravings are the way your body
has to tell you what you need.
Javier and I
are here to help you.
- Don't worry, I'll get you one.
- Thank you.
I don't know where from,
but I'll do anything
for you and the baby.
- I'll be back, okay?
- Thank you.
- We're closed.
- No, please!
Don't close!
Do you need something?
Huh?
I have everything.
- This is all I was able to...
- All good?
Yes.
Yes, all good.
You have to try this,
it's delicious.
Where did he get
that at this time?
He didn't get it, he made it.
Oh, that's right.
Of course, he made desserts,
the damned bastard.
- What was that?
- Nothing.
That it looks just
like the one you make.
Not only looks like it,
but it also tastes like it too.
- Incredible.
- Is that right?
Felipe.
Don't tell me my mom
gave you the secret ingredient.
Your mom is very generous.
We went out for a cup of coffee,
and she shared
the recipe with me.
- That old hag.
- What did you say?
That I'd like to learn
how to make desserts.
It's okay, I'd be glad
to teach you, Javi.
It would be great.
This recipe
is a family treasure.
You need to taste it yourself.
I'm not feeling
like it right now.
You have to taste it,
it's amazing.
You'll like it.
It's so good.
I told you.
I told him.
THREE MONTHS LATER
Let's see.
This can't be so hard.
- What are you doing?
- Huh? Nothing.
Please, don't touch
anything. Okay?
Okay, I'm sorry.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Sure. Tell me.
Why are you doing all this?
Why did you get into this?
To be honest, I think
I never forgot about Cristina.
We were together in fifth grade
and junior year at college,
but it never ended, you know?
What I mean is...
...in my head it never ended.
I've always had the bad habit
of comparing
my girlfriends with her
and now that I think about it,
Cristina was, and will be
the best thing
that ever happened in my life.
I know what happened
that night was a mistake
and I'm truly sorry.
- It wasn't planned.
- I know it wasn't.
I know neither of you
knew you would meet,
but it still happened.
It's hard to take in.
I know.
But there's nothing
I can do about it.
And I don't want to lie to you,
the idea of becoming
a father excites me.
I think you don't really know
what having
a real relationship means,
because you've spent
your whole life traveling.
But living with someone,
sharing your life,
that's not so easy.
You have to understand
each other,
you have to respect
their customs, their habits...
their whims.
It means waking up
every single day next
to the same person
and knowing you weren't wrong
by choosing her.
Hi.
Weird, you two are not trying
to kill each other.
We were...
...reconnecting our energies.
Yes, we were aligning
our "chankros."
- Chakras.
- Chakras.
It was a joke.
That's good.
I was thinking
about going to buy a crib.
I know it's too soon,
but I want to do this with time.
Want to come with me?
I was just checking
some stores that we could visit,
- Should we go?
- Yes, let's go.
I don't want to interrupt,
but don't you think
it would be better
to make the crib ourselves?
- Ourselves?
- Babatumbé is a carpenter
I met in Mozambique.
He taught me this art.
I don't intend to be arrogant,
but this crib
could resist an atomic bomb.
An atomic bomb?
- It's just a saying.
- I think it's good, Javi.
Cristina, our baby
will sleep in here.
Well, the child. Okay?
I just want to make sure
that it's sturdy.
It's okay, Cristina.
Let him, he has the right to.
- Go ahead, test it.
- Okay.
- Slowly.
- That's it.
Put more pressure on it.
Feel it, it's solid.
Yes, I have to test
that it's not going to break.
It's fine.
He's a committed father,
he needs to follow
his instincts.
Cristina, we have to check
if Babatumbé is a good teacher.
Let me give it one last check.
I think the mobile
should be here.
I thought about a mobile
for the child
when he's lying down
looking at them.
- Javi, stop!
- No, Javi!
- Are you okay?
- Calm down.
- Don't move.
- Breathe.
Breathe and let the oxygen
flow right through you...
Felipe! An ambulance!
Don't move.
Yes, it's sturdy.
It's good.
Don't move, okay?
We're going to call
an ambulance. Are you okay?
Om Shanti!
No! Felipe, an ambulance!
Calm down. Calm down.
Could you forgive me?
You're safe by a miracle.
- You almost broke your neck.
- I know.
All because...
I wanted to...
Why didn't you stay together?
- What are you talking about?
- About you and Felipe.
He's successful,
handsome, charming,
he has traveled
around the world.
And he has abs like Wolverine.
He loves puppies,
he's a good cook,
and he's always happy.
He's perfect and...
...he obviously makes you happy.
What's important is that I met
someone incredible.
Someone who really knows me.
Who has been there for me
in good times,
in bad times,
and in awful times.
Someone willing to do anything
just to make me happy.
Even forgive.
Because he has an amazing heart.
Who cares what happened
with Felipe?
I met you.
The most wonderful
and loyal man in the world.
I hate you.
You're making me cry.
Help me wipe my tears.
I made you this.
Would you marry me?
Or not anymore?
It's what I want
the most in the world.
- It fits.
- Yes.
- Like a princess.
- Like a princess.
- I'm sorry, you're in pain.
- No, keep going.
Keep going, it doesn't matter.
Om Shanti. La, la, la
Wow.
What did I miss?
I feel a powerful energy
in this room.
She asked me to marry her.
- Really?
- Yes.
Wow! What incredible news.
- Great, Javi!
- Watch out.
- Thank you.
- I'm sorry.
Now it's time
to start fixing things.
These have been
some tough times.
That's in the past, now it's
time to think about the future.
- Be careful.
- I'm sorry.
No, don't worry.
I'm never getting better.
Don't worry, if you don't,
I can always marry Felipe.
- Just kidding. Just kidding.
- My phone's ringing.
Hand it to me.
- Where is it?
- It's here.
Thank you.
Who is this?
It's the office.
- Hello?
- Hello, Javi.
- Are you sitting?
- Yes.
Your housing project
has been approved
as a cultural donation.
Okay.
You have
to come right now
and give a presentation.
Okay, thank you.
What happened?
The firm decided to go
with my self-sufficient houses
under cultural donation,
that way they save
some tax money.
That means
my project is approved
and my dreams are coming true.
- That's amazing!
- Great news!
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no. It's okay.
Now I need to find a way
to bring the model.
- Pass me the laptop, please.
- Sure.
The shareholders want me
to give them a presentation,
but I don't know how.
Javi, if you want,
I can help you with it.
You obviously
can't do it in this state.
Would you...
Would you really do that
for me, Felipe?
Of course. You're in good hands.
Boss, it was hard
to get the info from the card,
but here's the video we got.
I don't know if you'll like it.
Gentlemen, Om shanti,
shanti, shanti.
Namaste.
I'm here on behalf of Javier.
Sadly, he had a small accident
that prevented him
from being here
and he's truly sorry because he
really wanted to show you
this project that he has put
so much effort in.
- How are you feeling today?
- Good.
I'd say
I'm almost 90% recovered.
No, no. I'd say 70%, 75%.
- Calm down.
- Yes.
- Hi, Javi.
- Hey.
- How did it go?
- They loved the presentation.
That's good.
Did you close the deal?
Not only did we close,
but with your bosses,
we made a little surprise
for you.
Enjoy.
He sent me to present
this beautiful model
with these tiny houses.
He's really glad
about the results
and also sent me to tell you
that you're a bunch
of incompetent assholes
without creativity,
who spent the entire day
sitting around
while others do your job.
Is this some kind of joke?
Who the hell are you?
What are you doing here?
Get out.
The best
is yet to come.
I don't want to see
anything else.
Javier didn't finish it,
but he sent me to give you
this interesting surprise.
- Look!
- What are you doing?
This is a millenary
technique called making fire.
- Do you know it?
- What are you doing?
This way people
will be warm in the winter.
Fire!
This is for Chupacabra,
son of a bitch.
Please, calm down, sir.
Sir?
What have you done,
idiot?
I'm sorry.
How could you do that?
Are you crazy?
I'm going to kill you
like you killed my project!
I'm a being of light!
- I don't care.
- And you're filled with evil!
- You killed my dog! Dog killer!
- I'm going to kill you.
What are you two idiots doing?
Could you stop?
Cristina is waiting for you.
The results are here.
Shit.
- What happened?
- Who's the father?
Both of you.
What do you mean by that,
doctor? That's impossible.
No, it's not impossible.
Let me explain,
Cristina is having twins.
- What?
- What?
Twins?
That's right. Twins.
What happened is called
Heteroparental Superfecundation.
That's the process when a woman
ovulates twice in the same month
around the same days,
and these ovules are
fertilized by different sperms.
In this case,
both of your sperm, gentlemen.
Which means you're both
the fathers of those twins.
The only way of knowing
who's the father
of each kid will be
after they're born,
but technically,
you're both the fathers.
Is that clear?
No.
Yes.
And you have
to take care of yourself.
This isn't a regular pregnancy.
You have to take
some precautions.
It's nothing to be worried,
about but take it easy.
No, doctor.
Please, tell me this is a joke.
No. It's not a joke.
It's science.
Change that face.
He didn't say anything bad.
It's life and life is a gift.
You have two beings of light
within you,
we have to celebrate.
Stop it, Felipe.
There's nothing to celebrate.
This has been a mistake
from the beginning.
What happened between us
and that kind
of living together,
which I don't think
was a good idea.
And now I don't know
what's going to happen.
Son of a bitch.
I'm sorry, I just wanted
to cheer you up.
Not now.
- I forgot my bag.
- I'll get it for you.
I'll go, thank you.
I need to think.
You screwed my life!
Terrorist!
Did you want
to run me over?
Are you crazy?
What did you say?
Crazy?
You're crazy thinking
we can be a family!
- Come here!
- Let me go.
- Let me go. I hate you!
- I hate you too!
Everyone has their limit,
and this glasses are mine!
What's that?
Help! Help!
- Wait, Cristina.
- Please, Cristina.
Enough with that.
You don't care about anything
other than yourselves.
You've never cared
about me or my pregnancy.
All this time
has been a competition
between men to see who's best.
You're self-centered
and immature.
I know I got you into this mess,
but that's enough.
Now that I know
I'm having twins,
I want to be relaxed.
I want to go
through this in peace.
And alone.
Javier,
I'm truly disappointed with you.
I don't recognize you.
And you, Felipe.
What happened?
Weren't you supposed to be
a being of peace?
Like some kind of yogi?
What are you doing?
You left me because you
wanted to see the world,
and now that you did it,
you think you can come back
and get into my life
as if nothing happened?
No.
You're wrong.
Both of you are.
You're both wrong.
EMERGENCY
FIVE MONTHS LATER
I'm so excited!
What do you think
they are?
- One of each.
- Two girls.
Can we know their gender?
Yes. They're hiding,
so let's give it a little.
They kicked me.
- Let me see! Let me see!
- Yes! How cute!
Kick! Kick!
They're going to be here soon.
Do you like your drawing?
- Yes, auntie.
- It's for the both of you.
Thank you, auntie Catalina.
And now the other one.
- No, no, not me.
- Yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no.
Now, it's time for Sol to kick!
- Did Sol kick?
- No.
These are exclusive clothes
with the house specialty,
strawberry and vanilla muffins.
Never seen before! Never.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
Fine.
I'm really sad not being
with you this last time.
I know.
Me too.
Javier, I don't know
what's going to happen,
but I want you to know
that I want you to be
a part of my life.
Cristina...
And if you say yes, and want to,
we're going to put a lot
of effort into making this work.
And we're going to have
to forgive
and understand that this family
is not only the two of us
and our child.
See you in a week, right?
Right?
Of course. Of course, next week.
And this would be
what I've been working on
for some time.
Interesting.
I like it.
It's risky and creative.
It seems this isn't
just a job for you.
It's...
- It's my passion.
- I can tell.
You know what?
You have that magic touch
that could make our buildings
more modern, functional,
practical, but with the style
and elegance of the classic.
- Really?
- Sure.
Of course.
If you want, we would love
to listen to your proposals
about sustainable energy.
In fact, if you want,
as we speak,
you could become
a member of our firm.
- Right now?
- Uh-huh.
- Right now as in now-now?
- Yes, what do you say?
- Would you give me a minute?
- Of course.
- Cata?
- Javier,
you're going to be a father!
Run because Cris is going
into the delivery room
right now!
- Now?
- Yes!
She asked me to tell you.
Sure, I'll be on my way.
- Hurry up.
- Thank you, Cata.
- Uh...
- Yes?
- I'm sorry. I'll take it.
- That's good.
I'll take it.
- Welcome to our company.
- Thank you.
Just tell me when I can start.
Now, excuse me,
but I have to go.
I just got a call telling me
my baby's going to be born.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
- Well, it's babies.
- Twins?
- No, it's our babies.
- What?
No, not ours.
How could one be yours?
It's mine and...
It doesn't matter,
I'll tell you later.
Thank you!
Felipe.
Felipe!
Felipe!
Javi.
It's so nice to see you.
Are they born?
- They're born.
- Congratulations.
- Congratulations to you too.
- Thank you.
- You're a father.
- Yes.
- And you too.
- We both are.
We're fathers.
Friends?
Of course, friends.
- Should we go?
- Let's go.
In how long
until we can see the babies?
In ten minutes.
- How long has it been?
- 12 seconds?
Thank you.
What a wonderful thing.
They're two beautiful babies.
Yes. You're the fathers
of two baby girls.
The best is yet to come.
They're so beautiful.
Hi, sweetie.
Hi.
Hi, gorgeous.
- Sweetie.
- You're going to make me cry.
You're so pretty.
And Cristina?
She should be going back
to her room.
Doctor, can we see Cristina?
Javier, Felipe,
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but Cristina
didn't survive the childbirth.
What?
We knew it would be hard.
She knew it too.
We gave her options.
We could save
only one of the girls,
but she put her foot down
and ordered us
to save both girls.
We did all we could,
but we didn't make it.
What?
No.
No.
No, this can't be true.
Please, doctor, do something.
Cristina can't be dead.
I'm sorry, Javier.
- What?
- I'm really sorry.
No.
No.
Would you marry me?
- All of this is for you.
- Look at my boyfriend!
That's amazing!
Such good news!
Eyes Wide Shut!
Pan's Labyrinth!
Tarzan!
Do you like your drawing?
Yes, auntie.
Thank you, auntie Catalina.
THREE MONTHS LATER
How are you?
Hanging on.
I dream of coming here
and she's inside
taking orders from clients.
But when I talk to her,
she doesn't answer.
I call and call,
but she doesn't see me.
And suddenly, I'm awake.
I understand.
All what's left...
is to let go little by little.
To let go and accept it.
The lawyer called.
He told me we could go
to take the tests tomorrow
to see who's the father
of each baby.
Do you want some?
- Sure.
- It's good.
Hey,
do we really want to divide
the family even more?
You and I are terrible fathers,
that's obvious.
But maybe...
Maybe if we're together,
an architect
and a free-spirit businessman,
maybe we can make
a beautiful family.
Who cares
who's the father of who?
To me, they're both
my daughters...
...and I think
it's the same for you.
You're right.
They're our daughters.
Yes, let's do this right.
Let's be
the best family for them.
Come on.
Now we're like a gay couple.
Hey, gay is trending.
We're going to be
two very cool dads.
There's no gay couple
without a dog.
You're completely right.
- Hi.
- Hi, what's your name?
What's your name?
So pretty.
So pretty.
Sign above your name, please.
Okay, gentlemen.
You officially have
the responsibility
of Sol and Luna.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Gay couples always make me cry.
No, no.
- We're not...
- Don't worry.
- I'm not worried.
- You look great.
- But we're not...
- Javi.
We look great.
Congratulations.
I love you, guys.
You're the most
beautiful family I know.
We are
the most beautiful family, Cata.
You're a part of it too.
Don't make me cry because I
just put my contacts on.
- Let's go to the daddies.
- If it's not a problem, sir.
Sure, no problem.
I want a copy.
Come with your dad.
Some cupcakes
for the grandparents.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Did you make these?
- Of course I did.
Don't feed it to the dog.
- Would you like a cupcake?
- No, thank you.
Hi, everyone.
- Take one and share.
- Thank you.
Hi, you look like you want one.
For you and your family.
Such a pretty table I laid!
Just beautiful.
- Guys.
- Happy birthday, baby.
Have some cupcakes.
- Thank you, Cata.
- Enjoy it.
It's tasty.
Yes.
But Cristina made them better.
Daddy.
- Did she say daddy?
- She said daddy.
- She called me daddy.
- She called us.
- She called me daddy.
- She said daddy!
Hey!
Sweetie!
Who said daddy?
Who said daddy? Who said daddy?
Who said daddy?
Who said daddy?
Who said daddy?