Under the Amalfi Sun (2022) - full transcript

Incoming call from Mom Irene.

Incoming call from Mom Irene.

Hello, Mom.

Sweetheart.
Hi, honey. Have you arrived?

No, we're still on the way.

We're picking up Cami at the airport,
then we'll head to the house.

But I should be asking how you are?

You'll be careful, right?

Mom, yes, we're just on the boat.

- Oh, right, I thought you were driving.
- We're great.

How are you?



I'm fine. Why are you worried
about me all of a sudden?

I don't know, it just... you haven't gotten

away with the guy in ten years.

I... Look, Lucio and I went
on vacation last year together.

No, no, no. Last year, we went on vacation

and that's when you met him.

Yeah. Uh, give my best to Camilla
and the others, and...

- Please, honey. Call me once in a while.
- All right.

- I will. See you, Ma.
- Bye. Okay, bye. Bye.

Your son is right, don't you think?

I mean, this vacation will be a good test
for us, right?

No, it's just that...

It's his first time going away without me.

More importantly,
it's your first time going without him.



Listen, how about a plate
of Scialatelli Amalfitana

instead of going to Sicily?

Mm-hm.

Well, I'm not doing it for you, okay?

It's just that planned vacations...
have never been my thing.

No!

I can't believe we're actually here.

- Oh, my God. Let's go.
- We did it.

You're gonna be fine, okay?

At least you have a boyfriend.

I'm alone.

A thousand miles away from home
like a goldfish in the ocean.

I'm surrounded by sharks.

Oh, what's up?

- I'm... I'm a little bit scared.
- Why?

What if it's different?

What if something has changed?

One year far away, it's so long.

Uh, fat dude with a stroller,

some nuns,

a beautiful girl with red hair.

- Where, where?
- It's not her, Vinz, it's not her.

Just stay calm, okay, dude?
You're a bit too nervous.

It's like a major tactical error
that showed too much excitement.

Who cares about strategy?

Dude, I wanna ask her to live with me.

- Are you stupid?
- Stop.

Vincenzo,
cohabitation murders relationships.

Everyone says that.

Because they've never
met a girl like Camilla.

But what do you know
about living with her?

Nothing yet.

Our vacation together will be a... a test.

- A test.
- A test.

- Curly hair...
- Cami! Cami!

Oh, sweetie. Hi! Hello!

- I missed you so much.
- Me too. How are you?

Hey.

Hey.

- And this is Nathalie. Vincenzo.
- Ah... What's up?

- Hey! How are you?
- Vincenzo.

And I'm Furio.

Uh, this guy's friend.

Well, Vincenzo's friend.
This guy is kinda...

Anyway, you are Nat?

- Camilla's roommate.
- Yeah.

- It's very nice to meet you.
- You too.

I'm really glad I'm finally visiting,

because I wanna learn about the culture,
learn about Italian art, Italian music.

And Camilla told me so much... about you.

And about everyone else.

I love Italian culture.

- Hi.
- And you can learn about Italian guys.

Anyway, it's wonderful to meet you, uh...

Because you know, it's great to meet, uh,

new people of the other sex, you know.

- Girls, I mean.
- Yeah. Bye.

I think I should have
rehearsed that better.

Anyway, we already clicked, huh?

- I'll catch up with her. See you, guys.
- Okay.

- Hey, I missed you, dude!
- And I you!

I wasn't joking.

- Goodbye. Goodbye.
- Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Okay, so where is my pineapple pizza?

Go back. Now.

- I'm joking. I was just joking.
- It's not funny.

It was just a joke.

Come on, Vinz. Here we go.

Here we go!

We made it, huh?

- Thank God.
- At least we can eat now.

After like 800 steps...

Here we are.

My goodness, it's so beautiful here, guys.

Oh, god.

What a view, huh?

Wow! Impressive, Vincenzino.

Ah, I can't believe this.

It's so exciting.

Look at this.

Wow.

This is crazy.

Vinz, any chance your dad
would wanna adopt me?

Long-distance works.

Come on. Check out the inside.

Welcome you guys.

Here's the living room.

Uh, right here is the dining room
and the bathroom's down the hall.

We sleep there.

- Who's in that painting?
- That one?

- Yeah.
- That's my father.

Oh...

You have the same nose.

Oh, wait. There should be
a cabinet with two shelves on it

- and a golden crab sitting on top.
- Yeah. I see it.

Uh, please just make sure
you don't touch it.

It's my dad's and it's worth a fortune.

- Got it?
- Mm-hm.

- You're touching it, right?
- No.

Cami and I will sleep over there.

Furio, you and Nathalie will sleep here,
there's two singles.

Wait.

I have to sleep with Furio?

You said that with a mix
of excitement and terror.

Listen, and listen carefully.

If you try to watch me
while I'm showering or I'm undressing,

I will kill you.

- So just terror, then.
- This vacation will be lovely.

Let's go.
I'll show you around town.

This place is so wonderful.

You haven't seen anything yet.

- Thank you.
- Salvatore.

- Hey, Vince.
- Yeah.

- Is it really you?
- This is Camilla.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Camilla.

- Very pretty, but above all, very lucky.
- Right.

- Above all, she's just very lucky.
- All right. You got it.

See you.

- Vince, it's been so long. Welcome back.
- Thanks.

- Hey, Vince!
- Oh, god, they've got buffalo mozzarella.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- And who is this beautiful girl?
- This is my girlfriend.

I can't believe you just showed up
without saying a thing.

You're so beautiful.

- Hello. It's a pleasure to meet you.
- My pleasure. Camilla.

- Genna! Were you looking for Vincenzo?
- Hey, Vincenzo.

- How are you?
- Gennaro. I'm great, you?

- Same here.
- Bye, Genna.

- See you.
- See you later.

- They're so nice.
- Yeah, I know.

Come on,
I'll take you somewhere special.

- This one is wonderful.
- Let me feel it.

- It's beautiful.
- It is, right?

Yeah, the fabric is so light too.

Okay, it's done.

- What if I wear it tonight?
- Sure.

I can't believe we can't find
a single room anywhere in Amalfi.

That's it. If I can't find a room,
I'm sleeping here.

Well, I do know
of a more comfortable place

than these steps here.

Oh, where?

Mm.

Well, I...

I... I can't do it.

Can you sleep like this?

Yes. Well, I almost started to.

At least with this,
we have the view of a five-star hotel.

The first time I slept in a car,

that must have been in the 90s,

- after a concert.
- Yeah.

I remember
the first time I slept in a car too.

In Corsica, it was a 2CV.

The seats didn't recline even.

But my girlfriend was some athlete.

Oh. So you weren't alone?
You had a girl there with you?

Mm.

- Are you jealous retroactively?
- No.

Mm.

- What was her name?
- Paola.

Ah, you still remember that.

Ah. Jeez, I was 20.

Just like Vincenzo.

Hey. Don't with Vincenzo now.
I don't wanna talk about it.

- Mm.
- You in your 2CV with Paola,

and him with Camilla
in the bed where he was conceived.

Oh, my God. Now, I'll never sleep.

Piece of information

I could have dealt without knowing.

Goodnight.

Ah, retroactive jealousy?

Hm. Mm.

Oh, right.

- What is that?
- What?

- That.
- What, this?

Yeah.

Ah. Well, it's a whistle.

This was my grandfather's. He knows her.

So my grandpa had it
on the day he met my nana.

After that, he gave it to my dad
who met my mom.

It's basically got three generations
of lifeguard saliva in it.

- Uh...
- Do you wanna try it?

No, Christ.

Hey, Vinz. There's a super creepy guy

- who keeps, like, staring at me.
- Where?

Well, yeah, he's coming towards us now.

Vinz! Vinz!

- How are you?
- I'm good, I'm good. How are you?

- Great.
- Guys, this is Hans. He's, um, like...

- the brother I never had.
- Oh.

Hey, I'm a soon-to-be adopted brother.

- Nice to meet you.
- For sure.

Yeah, we spent every summer together here
since... since we were kids.

Uh, this is Camilla.

- It's a pleasure. Camilla.
- Pleasure.

Nathalie.

- Nathalie.
- Hans.

Hey pal, wanna grab a drink?

- Yeah.
- Come on.

Make some noise up there!

Seriously, man?

Okay. We'd practiced for weeks.
You remember your part?

Yeah, of course, dude. Just focus, okay?
You're gonna kill it, let's go.

Oh, my god, what's he gonna do?

- I'll wait in the crowd.
- Where the hell are you going?

- You got this.
- I can't sing, man.

Let's get a round of applause for...

Vi... Vincenzo.

What are you singing for us?

- All right, Vinz!
- The song I'm about to sing is a song

that, well, I know the words by heart.

Because it's what I've been listening to

- all year while...
- Hit it, Vinz!

...while my girl was away in Canada.

And, Camilla,
I'm so happy that you're back.

Thanks, guys.

Oh, my god, I cannot believe
he's doing this.

I'm shocked, believe me.

By the way, this is Camilla, huh.

- Camilla's right here.
- Please. I'm begging you.

♪ Your every thought, your every move ♪

♪ Your every silence
More and more every day ♪

♪ I find in everything you do
I see in everything you are ♪

♪ The girl
That I've always been dreaming of ♪

Oh, by the way, that's Camilla.

- Oh, my God.
- The chick with the red hair.

That's Camilla. You...

You can see her right here. Camilla. Here.

- Furio!
- It's her fault...

♪ You are perfection
Thank God you're here ♪

He's really privileged to love you.

♪ I open my arms to the sky and think ♪

♪ You're the most beautiful in the world ♪

Cami, it's you!

♪ You're the most beautiful for me ♪

- Thank you.
- Bravo!

- Bravo, Vinz.
- I appreciate.

That was for Camilla.

Cami, I love you.

- Thank you. Thanks, guys.
- Go, Vinz!

So one thing I don't get...

...even the biggest loser in real life

can get somewhere on social media.

- What's wrong with me?
- May I?

Mm.

Well...

Man, you have no swag at all.

Swag?

- Mm.
- I heard that from my ex.

How long were you with your ex then?

We went on one date so...

And was this relationship
the longest one you've had?

Hans, try to grasp big.

You're looking at someone
who's never been loved.

Mm.

But has a lot...

A lot of love to give.

Uh, Rebecca?

No?

All eyes are on her,
but she's looking at no one.

This is Lucio, my partner.

- It's nice to meet you.
- You too, Lucio.

Hi, there.

So, you slept in the car?

Oh, well, it was late.
We didn't wanna bug you, guys.

You couldn't bug us.
I mean, this is your house too.

You even have your own home here.

- Oh, really?
- Uh-huh.

- Oh, that... that one?
- Yeah.

Oh, no, wonderful, that's great.

It's just that, uh...

Vincenzo can't find out we're here.

- Hans, everything fine? He's fine?
- Yeah, he's all right.

He's in Cala Ventresca
with Vincenzo and the others.

- All right. Cala Ventresca.
- Uh-huh.

But, uh, doesn't it have the rocky road
to the beach that's...

Yes.

No.

Don't worry, Irene.

You can also use it
to dodge an answer.

- Like... "Boh."
- Okay. There's another way.

And remember the shoulders,
very important.

- Then there's "Beh."
- Watch out. Right here.

When you hear something
interesting, not too bad of an idea.

- "Beh." Right?
- Keep going.

And then there's "Bah," from when
you hear some bullshit, you say... "Bah."

- Got it?
- Bah...

Well, she's a fast learner.

Uh-huh.

Cami.

Vinz, sorry, here I am.

Look, no one's forcing us
to jump here.

You know, why don't we join them there?

There's so many rocks here.

There's one on the right,
and there's one on the left.

- Mm-hm.
- I don't know, I feel like...

It's better to leave it alone.
Let's go, all right?

- But it's clear down there.
- Yes. It's clear there, why?

- Are you ready?
- Huh?

- Fly!
- No!

- Ooh!
- Are you crazy?

- What if there's something down here?
- Babe...

I wanna do it all with you.

Whoa!

Watch it!

You guys are both nuts!

Oh-ooh!

Hey, Nat!

What's with the T-shirt?

We're at the beach, girl, not in Canada.

It's better to wear it.

No sunburns
and no jellyfish stings.

- Wait, are there jellyfish?
- Well, who knows.

I'm allergic to jellyfish,
you guys.

You could have told me first.

You ready?

Sure.

I've got some news.

Here.

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

What? Are you kidding me?

No.

I just got the email this morning.

Come on, you just got the job
as a teaching assistant.

Cami, it's amazing.

Yeah, but it means another year in Canada.

Yeah, but it's a great opportunity.

I know, super great.

Especially to mess things up even more.

This place and Brigitte have really...

- convinced me to stop being such a nomad.
- Ah...

That summer changed my life,
it shook me up, you know?

Wasn't it the same year
that we met Irene and Roberto?

Ah, exactly, yeah.

- Vincenzo's all right then?
- Ah...

Oh, he's all grown up now.

Remember when he and Hans
would hang around us all the time?

- It was almost annoying.
- Yes.

They were almost like clingy baby chicks.

Oh, that's right.

And Roberto told them
that if they wandered too far away...

- What... what was it?
- He said if they wandered away

they would turn into werewolves.

- Huh?
- Oh!

Mm-hm.

- Oh.
- Mm.

Well, there's a lot
you still don't know about me.

He was just saying
that the house is beautiful.

You should have seen it 20 years ago.

- It was a mess.
- That's right.

Do you remember?

We would never have managed to renovate it

if it weren't for Irene and Roberto.

Uh-huh.

Again with Roberto.

If you come in, I'll kill you, Furio.

Come on, we're gonna be late
for the party.

Yes.

Five minutes.

- Do you like it?
- It's beautiful.

Hey, they put some new lights up here,
sweet, right?

- Cami, have you seen how wonderful?
- Look, it's gorgeous.

- Hey, they have limoncello shots.
- Oh.

Uh, Vinz. Oh, excuse us.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

How the hell do you do this?

Walking in high heels is harder than...

I don't know, waxing a bear.

That's a weird metaphor.

Mm, okay.

- Try this.
- Okay.

- Do small steps.
- Yeah.

And don't bend your knees too much.

Okay.

- Yeah.
- No. No, no.

Not going to work.

Let's go buy some sandals.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is this the way to wake people up?

You tomato-head.

Who are you calling tomato-head?

I'm older than you.

Cut it out,
you mozzarella-head.

Give me the stick, you tomato-head.

Yo, Hans.

Whatever you did to my profile,
it's working great.

See, dude?

But what else did I tell you?

What? What did you tell me?

The red Bermuda shorts, Furio.

- It's not ever... Right.
- Not ever, never.

Okay. Got it.

REBECCA HAS ACCEPTED
YOUR FRIENDSHIP REQUEST

No, wait. Hans, bro, I love you.
I love you.

- What?
- Rebecca accepted my follow request.

Awesome.

Yeah, awesome, but...

but now I need
a, a killer pick-up line, man.

- Something that I gotta write, all right?
- Yeah.

Uh, but do you know how many guys
write Rebecca each day?

- How many...
- Like a ton.

Ton. Yeah, of course.

So then how do you get
to the top of this girl's list?

I just kill the other guys?

- Uh... no.
- No?

You gotta think of something to tell her
that no one else has.

"I want to be
the father of your children."

- Sleep on it, Furio.
- No, no, no.

- No. No, I don't want anything. No, no.
- Get yourself a lucky charm. Come on.

- You want one?
- No, no, no.

- I don't want anything.
- Huh? You sure?

- Come on. Do you want a photo? Come on...
- No. Absolutely not.

- We'll do it together.
- No.

- Are you two a couple?
- No.

- You want a photo with the princess, huh?
- Yes.

Yeah, let's just take one,
so he leaves, okay?

- Come on.
- Thanks.

All right, smile, guys.

Look here.

Okay. It will just take a second
to print out.

- I appreciate it.
- Thanks a lot.

Hey, thanks, brother. See ya. Thanks.

Can I see it?

No, it's blurred.

- What? Oh.
- Blurred.

- Do you know what those are?
- Puppets, huh.

Puppets, yeah.

Oh, you're so beautiful
and so in love.

Would you like to know
the future of your own hands?

No, no. Thanks.

Come on,
it'll only cost you five euros.

Hey, come on, it'll be fun.

Let's do it. Come on.

All right.

Let's see
what these cards have to say.

- Here you go.
- Okay.

Shit.

- This one's death.
- Dang, here we go.

No, this card just means
that a very big change

will be coming to you guys.

But a positive one?

Oh, I don't know that, girl.

But...

Can you tell us where we'll be
in a few months?

Of course.

Far away.

- Very far.
- Uh...

I think she's reading our past,
not our future, huh.

Do you like Hans?

Furio. Furio. Furio.

Oh, you ripped it. Happy now?

Oh, I ripped it?

Yeah, you know,
there's nothing wrong with it.

He's a stud.

You like him?

While this trip...

it's just my boyfriend was coming too.

But my love story is a very bad story, so...

- Hey, if you were Rebecca.
- Mm-hm.

Could you go out with...

- With, uh, who?
- A guy like me?

I don't know.

I'm not Rebecca.

But I think it's worth
her giving you a chance.

Hey, well, see,
if you put your mind to it,

you can actually say something nice.

Yeah, don't get used to it.

- Huh?
- Don't get used to it.

You're wearing my shirt.

- Why, am I not allowed?
- Of course.

- Hey, Cami.
- Mm?

- I've found a job in a call center.
- You did?

Hey, you've got work?

- Yeah.
- You didn't say anything.

I know, I wanted for it to be a surprise.

I know it's not that job of my dreams

but at least now,
we can afford a little place.

I already told my mom,
and she put down the deposit.

If you wanna do it...

we can move in together next month.

That's amazing.

We have to make up for all the time
that we lost last year.

What? What did I do?

- Furio, it's not normal!
- Shh!

Okay? It's not normal.

It's not normal for you to say in summer

and, "May I sleep with you, it's cold."

Uh, I'm cold.

It's cold, there's a breeze.

I mean, there's all these... these drafts.

Don't ask.

Let's just say that
Furio has way too much love to give.

Hey, what's that face?

Everything is gonna be fine.

SUNSET

"Family home?"

Really?

Nat, you know, some guys are just born
luckier than others.

So you really think Rebecca
is gonna date you

for some bullshit you post?

So?

- Guys, have you seen Vincenzo?
- No, why?

I don't know, he's been gone for an hour
and he left his phone here.

Cami. Chill, okay?

He's probably just taking
some pics of... of gorgeous Amalfi.

Furio.

Do you see him?

No.

What do we do?

I don't know.

You know, I'd forgotten how nice it is
to wake up with someone next to you.

You know if we wanted...

this could be our routine every day.

- Just always vacationing?
- Hmm. No.

But we could see each other
not just on weekends,

without your son sleeping
in the next room over.

Vincenzo is independent now.

Think about yourself.

And us.

You want to move in?

You see, Irene,

ever since I met you,

I realized that there's one thing
that can still surprise me.

Everyday life.

Can you imagine,
my anxiety used to be just awful.

So much worse than you.

- Oh, Cami.
- Irene, hello.

- How are you?
- I know you're in Sicily,

so I don't want you to worry.

But Vinz went out early this morning
and he hasn't come back yet. I...

No. No. But I can't...
Explain it to me, okay?

We can't find him.

What do you mean you can't find Vincenzo?

- I don't know what to do.
- Cami, I'm coming. I'm in Amalfi.

Vinz! Vincenzo!

- Did you see him?
- No.

- Really no?
- What do we do?

Let's split up, okay?

Yes.

- I'll go this way.
- Okay. I'll go that way.

- I'm not feeling well.
- Vinz!

Your attention, please.

A visually-impaired young man
has gone missing.

His name is Vincenzo. He has brown hair,

and he's wearing a white shirt
and dark lenses.

Please report to the harbor
if you have any information.

Vincenzo!

Vincenzo.

Vincenzo!

Vincenzo!

- And, well...
- Nothing. Not here either.

Vincenzo!

Oh, sweetie.

- Oh, God.
- What are you here for?

- You had us worried!
- What happened with you?

Oh, my God, you too? Nothing, guys.

Mom, shouldn't you be
in Sicily with Lucio?

- Yes, he's here looking for you.
- And you brought Lucio?

- Yeah.
- Oh, man.

You had me so worried.

You know my number by heart,
you could have called.

God, Cami, I would've figured it out.

It might have taken a bit longer,
but I could've found it.

Here, I brought your phone for you.

Yeah.

Here. It was supposed to be a surprise.

Uh, no.

Just let him go, hon.

It could... It could make him feel worse.

Why is he acting like this?

I can't believe that I can't just have
a normal goddamn vacation,

without everyone I know worrying about me.

Jeez, that's the first time ever
that you've cursed.

Are you sure you're all right?

God, Furio. Please not you too.
I'm fine, okay?

Wish everyone would just stop asking.

Man, don't sweat it, you know your mother.

She gets up in the morning,
reads your horoscope,

and if it says "possible setbacks,"
she, like, full panics.

I know and I expect that from my mother,
but not from Camilla. No.

How can I possibly be
with someone who just, uh...

whose got an army on the way
if I'm gone for ten minutes, you know?

Uh, hey, Vinz, uh...

So, um, Vince did you know the, uh...

the heart of the blue whale
can weigh up to 200 kilos?

Furio, what are you saying?

Nothing. It was a distraction.

Please, just careful with the knife.

I'm... I'm worried.
You're about to get cut...

If you tried to do it for me,
I'll make you look like this apple, man.

Well, it's not nuts.

Like, when I met you at first,

I needed time to figure
how to act with you.

She needs time.

Why don't you cook dinner for her tonight?

We're going out with Hans.

Well, you don't always talk shit.

Vinz, I have a heart
as big as a blue whale.

- Therapy, 50 euros.
- Here. Catch!

- Did I hit you, man?
- Um, definitely.

♪ Talk, talk, talk
Like the ticking of a clock ♪

♪ We can go around, go around
And we can get it kickin' ♪

♪ Talk, talk
Like the ticking of a clock ♪

♪ We can go around, go around
And we can get it kickin' ♪

♪ Talk, talk, talk
Like the ticking of a clock ♪

♪ We can go around, go around
And we can get it kickin' ♪

♪ Talk, talk
Like the ticking of a clock ♪

♪ We can go around, go around
And we can get it kickin' ♪

♪ I think about how good it could be ♪

♪ If only I could get through
What's botherin' me ♪

♪ Half the day
I'm stuck in a spinnin' mind ♪

♪ Trippin' over daydreams, losin' time ♪

♪ So I can finally move ♪

♪ I can finally move ♪

♪ I can finally move ♪

♪ Talk, talk, talk
Like the ticking of a clock ♪

♪ We can go around, go around
And we can get it kickin' ♪

♪ Talk, talk
Like the ticking of a clock ♪

♪ We can go around, go around
And we can get it kickin' ♪

♪ Talk, talk, talk
Like the ticking of a clock ♪

♪ We can go around, go around
And we can get it kickin' ♪

♪ Talk, talk
Like the ticking of a clock ♪

♪ We can go around, go around ♪

♪ And we can get it kickin' ♪

♪ And we can get it kickin' ♪

I've been waiting
for this day my whole life.

When that little boring ugly duckling
would turn into a spectacular swan.

I've always known.

And never doubted my aesthetic potential
for even a second.

I knew that sooner or later,

my body would become raw meat
for voluptuous women.

The finest food
for their insatiable appetite for sex.

Guys, I feel like a moron
dressed like this.

Well, I'm glad you said it.

Yeah, the leopard print on you
it's, well, it's not your style.

This one.

And get rid of the whistle.

♪ Down, down, down ♪

♪ Da, da, da, uh, uh ♪

♪ Da, da, da, uh, uh ♪

♪ Uh, da, da, da, uh ♪

♪ Uh, da, da, da ♪

♪ Uh, da, da, da, uh ♪

♪ Uh, da, da, da, uh ♪

♪ Uh, da, da, da, uh, uh ♪

♪ Down, down, down ♪

♪ Uh, da, da, da, uh, uh ♪

♪ Da, da, da, uh, uh ♪

♪ Da, da, da, uh, uh ♪

♪ Da, da, da ♪

♪ Uh, da, da, da, uh, uh ♪

♪ Da, da, da, uh, uh ♪

♪ Da, da, da, uh, uh ♪

♪ Down, down, down ♪

♪ Show me a piece of you ♪

♪ Show me a part of you... ♪

- Great, and he was dropping.
- And he's still up?

Yes, yes. And the wood snaps

and so he ends up stuck for hours,

- with one leg down and one leg up.
- No way. No way.

Just stop it.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

Hey, the situation just got serious.

Rebecca's coming
and I'm sweating melon vodka.

- Huh?
- I said she's coming,

and I am sweating melon vodka.

What do I do?

- Just go over.
- Should I?

- Yeah.
- Go on.

Maybe I can fake being
on the phone to get closer.

Would that work?

Nat, give me your phone,
it's more like "rich kid."

- What?
- Give me your phone.

- Thanks.
- Hey, what's this?

It was on Vincenzo's dad's nightstand,
but I'll give it back.

- Furio! Furio! Furio.
- Don't worry, I'll give it back.

Let's go dance.

- No. No, no, no.
- Yeah? One dance, why not?

- Bad boys bring bad problems.
- Huh?

Bad boys bring bad problems.

No way, that is something
they told you as a kid with candies.

Just... No. Trust me.

One dance, huh?

- Deal?
- All right.

Hi there, excuse me, I'm...

♪ Show me a part of you ♪

♪ I'll be what you want ♪

♪ And if it's physical... ♪

Seriously, I swear,
this was restaurant quality.

Mm. It doesn't count, sweetie,
you're too biased.

Listen, Vinz. I had something

that I wanted to say.

And, um, I have...

Wait. There's someone
singing in the garden?

Yup.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Say happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday ♪

Hey, where's...

♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪

Come on, come on. Next verse.
Happy birthday, bro!

- Happy birthday, Francesco!
- Happy birthday!

Thanks. Vincenzo.

- Yeah.
- Vincenzo.

- Okay, what the hell is this?
- Happy birthday, Vinz.

- Yes. Thank you. Thanks, you guys.
- Happy birthday.

- Thanks, everyone.
- I had to bring you a party, bro.

- Thank you.
- Happy birthday!

- I brought you the whole club!
- Happy birthday!

♪ To you ♪

Thanks!
Thank you, guys! Thank you!

Happy birthday.

- I can't believe it, seriously.
- Nat.

- Yeah?
- Take a piece of this cake.

It's awesome.

It's really good.

Oh.

- I'm sorry.
- You started it.

This is war, you want war, huh?

- Hey, you started it!
- No, no, no. Okay, I surrender.

- Surrender?
- Yes.

- I got no girl.
- Nope.

And no work.

I live at home.

Right? So I'm here,
and my dreams are there.

And in the middle,
there's white-hot lava crater

like the one
in The Lord of the Rings, right?

But you don't have that ring, Vinz,
because you... you Vinz are not Frodo.

No.

- No.
- No.

And I'm not Gandalf.

- Oh, no. No.
- And, he's not, right?

- 'Cause he's not.
- Okay, listen, dude. Listen to me.

We'll find the ring together, okay?

Thanks, Vinz.

Oh.

Hey, you didn't.

All right.

Ah...

Hey, guys.

Wake-up call.

Time to get up
and go to the beach.

Come on, let's go. Wake up.

All right now, guys.

- Let's go.
- Whoa, Dad.

Wow, I didn't know you'd be here.

Happy birthday, Vincenzo.

Thanks.

Uh, Dad, I want you to meet Camilla. Cami.

Hey.

Hi there. Such a pleasure. Camilla.

She's the crazy girl
who's been putting up with me.

And I'm a terrible father
who's trying to make up for it.

Oh, Roberto.

Irene.
I wanted to surprise Vincenzo.

Well, you gave us all a surprise.

Um, he's, um...

Lucio, um... my partner.

Well, "partner" makes me sound
like an old man with no T,

but, uh, but that's okay.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.

- Hello.
- I'll make some coffee. Come on.

Happy birthday, sweetie.

Thanks. Mom.

Here, Lucio and I
have a gift for you, honey.

Come on.

Okay, so I can feel the shoes.

Ah, they're canvas shoes.

Listen, I have, uh, gift too.

- Dad, you already lent me the house.
- Ah, open it.

- Whoa, these are...
- Smart glasses.

To make your life easier.

They can see colors
and read writing, they're...

Anyway, these shoes are...

Well, they're perfect for the beach.

Yeah.

Listen, why don't we all go sailing,
together on my boat?

♪ For the strength today ♪

♪ Listen out for the voice to say ♪

♪ Just keep moving ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Go, go, go, figure it out ♪

♪ Figure it out... ♪

Are you sure
we're headed the right way?

Honestly, I have no idea.

Right now, we're just following...

- feelings. I don't know. Do you?
- Okay.

Do you want to try?

- Yeah, let me try.
- All right.

- Where do I go then?
- You... Straight ahead.

- Straight ahead? Then no turn?
- No... No turn. A little right.

- A little left.
- Okay.

You're just good.

Watch out for the traffic light!

- Be serious, okay?
- No, dude, I'm being serious.

All right then, let's speed up
so I can catch someone.

Who are you gonna chase, Vinz?

♪ Gonna send them up in flames ♪

I'd like to make a toast
to this lovely group of friends.

Cheers!

Vinz, to your twenties.

And to yours which you're still living.

You're not getting away with that.
I want a speech.

Okay, well, here's to, uh...

To all the trains you catch by chance
that take you to unexpected places.

Wow.

- Cheers to you!
- Cheers!

And to the trains you got off
at the wrong station.

And I'd also like to make a toast to Furio

because finally,
Rebecca has agreed to see him.

- Fabulous!
- Ah?

Are you joking?

No. I invited her to dinner
and she said yes.

- Can you hold this for a second?
- Well, yeah.

Whoo-hohoo! Whoa!

- Did he dive in?
- Yeah.

Oh, thank God!

That's right, Furio!

Come out!

What's up with Hans? Hm?

I saw you guys next
to the hot tub this morning.

- Did you kiss?
- Yeah.

But it was a kiss where like, you know,

it happens after drinking on a fun night.

It clearly means nothing to him, so...

Furio.

Tell the truth.

From one to five stars, what do I rate?

I don't know. One to five stars?
You're not a hotel, Furio.

Okay, but looking at me, would you think...

"Sexy, I'd ride him all night,"

"Cute, I can't wait
to have him meet my grandma,"

or "What can I say
to get the hell out of here?"

Furio, listen, okay? Just breathe.

- Well, which is it?
- Breathe.

Let me tell you something.

That whistle was very cool.

- For real?
- No, it was gross.

But... but it was cute
how much you cared for it.

It's your lucky charm.

And it's a shame you took it off
for someone who, let's just be real,

doesn't care about you at all.

You are so bitter
that you're giving me an ulcer.

- See you later then.
- See ya.

- Cheers.
- Touch glasses.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Um, I ordered a pizza
with... with pepperoni.

Miss, that's what those are. Hm.

- He's right. Um...
- Yeah?

Mm-hm. Those are pepperoni.

- For you, "pepperoni" is "salami", right?
- Yeah.

Oh, well, here, they're those.

- They're good. Yeah.
- Yeah?

So, it's nothing as I was saying...

last summer, we did Greece.

On... on my yacht.

And I invited my, my friend Giorgo.

Giorgo who?

Uh... Armani.

Furio, too far fetch. That's, uh...

Well, call him then.

- Uh, now?
- Yeah.

Yeah, do it.

Why don't you call him?

I heard he's here on vacation,
and he's your friend.

- Maybe we can all go into his pool...
- Yes. Please do it.

...and go swimming, huh?

Oh. His pool.

Uh, I mean. You know what's it like.

He's King Giorgo. He's got catwalks
that stuff all around the world.

Oh, yeah?

Right now, he's probably...
Well, he's probably eating

or sleeping, and...

- My phone's dead.
- Oh, yeah.

- It's dead?
- Oh, yeah, it's off.

It's off? Pity. Oh.

That's right, it's off.

Yes, love?

Honey, no.

- Okay. You guys are all...
- Furio.

- Come on.
- I mean, I get it.

That was way too much.
Ridiculous.

Guys, I have to go now.

- Already?
- Yeah.

Honey? Yes.

Yes, yes, yes. Okay, thanks.

No appetizers.

- Wait.
- Bye, honey.

You have another dinner now?

Yeah, tonight, I had two to squeeze in.

All right. You guys, see ya.

- Later.
- Bye.

See ya.

- See ya.
- Later.

- Hang on? See ya? Are you...
- Don't call her.

Rebecca!

Excuse me. Rebecca. Rebecca.

Uh, no. Uh, sorry.
I... I just... I wanted to say...

Well, tomorrow morning,
we're biking to the, uh,

to the fiord
and that's where you gonna see

the most spectacular sunset on the coast.

So I was wondering if you'd like to...

- Tomorrow morning at sunset?
- Uh, no, my bad.

The morning we can, uh, watch the sunrise.

Listen, would you mind
just, uh, paying for my sushi?

I, uh... Oh, pay you're... Sure, that's fine.

Thanks.

- See you.
- See you.

Screw that.

Forty-five minutes.

What?

The time it took her to know me
and dump me.

I have to go too, you guys.

- What?
- Come on.

It's a friend's birthday I forgot about.

Meet me at midnight at the main square?

- Okay.
- See you then.

I may not be
as attractive as Hans,

but I'm more reliable, right?

What are you doing here?

Nat, I'm clearly clueless with girls,
all right?

But I know a thing or two about guys.

He's not it.

- This vacation is bullshit.
- Yeah.

All right, so, we'll go shopping
for a little bit,

and we can meet up as soon as you're back.

Okay. Bye, babe. Okay.

Nice outfit.

- In case, she shows up.
- Furio.

Don't hold your breath,
she's friends with Hans, dude.

- Yeah.
- Okay. Wanna go?

We should go
to that little restaurant.

- Oh, yeah.
- The one we passed by.

Girls.

Am I hallucinating or you see her too?

Yeah, we see her too.

Nat, you have to come with us,
I'm begging you.

Come with us. I, I need someone
to laugh at my jokes.

Nat.

Nat. Please, girl. I'm...

I'll pay you.

- You'll pay me?
- I'll pay you.

Mm-mm.

Let's go biking.

- No, come on.
- Come on. Cami.

Hans said we're going to an amazing spot.
It's beautiful.

Come on. What's wrong?

It's just Vincenzo wanted
to catch up with us.

So what?

So Vincenzo can't exactly ride.

So you can't do it either then.

- I mean, we don't even have bikes.
- Hans, do you have extra bikes?

Hey. Oh, sure.

- Hey, Rebecca.
- Hi, Furio.

Uh, for the two of you?

Oh.

Yeah. Yes, apparently.

Shall we?

♪ You don't have to do it all alone ♪

♪ It's up and it's down ♪

♪ It's a wild ride ♪

♪ You don't have to do it all alone ♪

♪ We get up, we'll come down ♪

♪ It's a wild side ♪

♪ We are never going home ♪

♪ Living a life
Where the sun shines blinding ♪

♪ We're crusing by
With the wind, we're riding ♪

♪ There's nothing in our way
Just a clear, blue sky ♪

♪ And we don't know what we'll find ♪

♪ But at least we'll try ♪

♪ 'Cause we're not bound by the rules ♪

- Nat?
- Yeah?

- Water, please, I'm gonna pass out.
- Yeah.

Stop.

It's such a gorgeous day, isn't it?

It's August in Amalfi,
what did you expect?

- Will you carry my bag, Furio?
- Sure.

Thanks, it'll leave awful tan lines.

Did you speak to Vincenzo
about your job in Canada?

Mm.

I wanted to the other night, but...

Do you realize that
all of your statements end with "but"?

♪ Wild side ♪

♪ We are never going home ♪

♪ Ooh, it's up and it's down ♪

Come on, let's join Vincenzo and Roberto.

- It's a lovely day and it should be fun.
- You go ahead.

I'm actually gonna go visit with a friend.

Oh. I didn't realize
you had friends here in Amalfi.

He's a colleague.

He's here on vacation as well.

Are you sure everything is all right?

I could ask you that.

♪ It's up and it's down
It's a wild ride ♪

♪ You don't have to do it all alone ♪

Last one in the water
is buying drinks!

Hey, wait up!

♪ We are never going home ♪

♪ Ooh, it's up and it's down ♪

♪ It's a wild ride ♪

♪ But you don't have to do it alone ♪

♪ We are never going home ♪

♪ It's up and it's down
It's a wild ride ♪

♪ You don't have to do it all alone ♪

Seriously, it's super strange
to get drunk with your parents.

It's also strange to be all together.

Mm.

I need the restroom.

Why did you leave us?

I couldn't make it, Vinz.

I was so afraid of being a terrible father

that in the end, I wasn't a father at all.

You know I'm afraid too sometimes,
but that doesn't mean that I quit.

And when... when I do care about something,
I always give it a hundred percent

and I put everything into achieving it.

For me, there's never a plan B.

You don't know how much I missed you.

It was so hard.

I'm sure.

No, I honestly don't feel
like you are, Dad.

Oh, wow, did you use one of those apps
to, like, transform?

No.

No.

I went down 20 kilos in three months.

Well, uh, I thought
it would make my life better a little.

But it didn't at all.

And maybe before only one guy
would look at me out of a thousand, but...

he liked me for who I was.

For the full package.

Now everyone looks at me, sure, yeah...

But only because now I'm cute,

and they don't think about it really.

Just like my ex.

What did your ex do?

He cheated and left.

Let's go there.

But the past remains.

Look, you're not the only one
who wants to hide.

Well, sure you were a little chubbier.

Mm.

But I imagine
that you were less bitchy also.

Do you have her number? I might, uh...

Mm...

Ah. Come on.

Don't ever do that again.

Better.

Hi there.

Oh, come, please.

Their wines are amazing. Don't...

Really, this place is stupendous.

Ah...

- Ravello 2013.
- Oh.

Ah!

Wait! I'll drink that!

Listen, I'm still with my friends.

Uh, I'll see you later, okay?

All right, Lucio. See you.

Let's go.

Hey, Cami. This weekend
I'm going sailing with my father.

You'll come too, right?

Anyway, I'm about done here,
and we'll head back to the house soon.

You almost done shopping?

Hi, babe.

Oh, that's great.

Yeah, we'll... we'll talk about it later.

Uh, well, actually here, I don't know.
We're running behind a little bit.

Um, just Nat tried
like, 7,000 dresses, and, um...

she doesn't really like anything.

It's a bit of a mess,
and we're kinda far away.

So, it's better if we just meet up later
around at home.

What do you think?

A smooch.

Furio! Hurry up!

- Come on!
- Right, hurry up, easy peasy, Cami.

Do you wanna take a picture?

Yeah, sure.

If you want, we can stand right here,

- so the lights...
- Uh, it's just me.

- Ah, you want me to...
- Yes.

Sure, of course.

Take a step back.

And get the bridge in it.

Yeah, but vertical or else,
I can't post it.

Rebecca, the bridge is horizontal,
if I take it vertically...

So lay on the ground.

- Oh, you want...
- Uh-huh.

- Sure.
- Okay.

You look fantastic. Look.

This sucks, Furio.

I can't even post this.

Then take it yourself.

Sorry, what did you say?

You take it, if you don't like mine,
take one yourself.

What's your problem? Huh?

Plenty.

The biggest one
is I always fall for bitchy girls.

It's not your fault.
I mean, it's my issue, really.

I did everything I could to impress you.

Look at the shit I'm wearing.

Loafers? I've never even worn loafers
in my life, and we're biking!

All that for a total bitch, come on!

- I'm done.
- Hey.

- Just leave me alone.
- Anyway, just post the photo, it's nice.

I mean...

Furio, what are you doing?

I said don't mess it up with her.
It's her party tomorrow.

Furio finally grows a pair,
and you're worried about the party?

Yeah.

Okay.

I see. What you care about.

You only care about yourself.

Nat, look,
I can't fix your issues, all right?

Maybe that kiss meant more to you than me.

What can I do?

Honey?

Lucio?

God.

Yeah!

You missed a real... Just a lovely day.

It is probably better
if you weren't there 'cause...

Silly...

I haven't drunk that much
since my bachelorette party.

My head is spinning like a...

But I didn't do it alone.

Also, Roberto and Vincenzo
were drinking and laughing and, uh...

Sweetie, say something.

Lucio?

♪ Just stay together ♪

♪ We're in this forever ♪

♪ When we're caught in the middle ♪

♪ And your heart won't settle ♪

♪ My love won't fade away ♪

♪ 'Cause my love is like an ocean ♪

♪ My love, my love is like an ocean ♪

Furio?

What?

Did Rebecca blow you off?

What, you can tell someone's mood
by the way they sit down?

Give me your sunglasses,
I'll take you for a walk.

- No, Vinz, I don't feel like it.
- Trust me, dude.

Well, first, let me go
put on something else.

- I feel like a moron dressed like this.
- Uh-huh.

Hey, hey, hey!

Watch where you're stepping, sparky!

We're sorry.

- Wait, What?
- I don't know.

Anyway, I'm taking off this tape,
I'm freaking...

- No, no, no. Leave it alone.
- See what happened?

Put your sunglasses back on.

Stay close and you won't bang
into anything, I swear.

Just concentrate on everything else,
it's not hard.

What do you mean everything else, Vinz?

Oh, god, Furio, listen.

As long as I've known you,
you've been obsessed

with not being able
to find the right girl.

You think she doesn't exist
or you think that you are a loser.

- It's a fact, dude. I'm not like...
- Okay, okay.

But how are you looking for her?

How should I, dude? Like everyone else.

That's the point, you're searching
for someone you want to look at.

- And I'd show you...
- You should focus on your other senses,

the ones that aren't quite as obvious.

Your way hasn't worked out so far, right?

- Man, do I have to?
- Ah, come on.

Watch it, dude.

Come on, just relax.
I'll be there in two minutes.

Listen. What does
that girl's voice tell you?

- Huh?
- What girl?

You're not getting it.

A girl with a gorgeous voice
just passed by,

and you're not getting it.

Do you have any idea what you can learn
from a girl's tone of voice?

No.

It's a wealth of knowledge.
If she stammers, maybe she's insecure.

You can tell if she's happy or she's sad.

And her intonation will tell you
if she's reliable.

And if she can say what she feels

without having to look
for the right words.

Sure, yes, dude. It's all very poetic,
but you have this talent, I don't.

- That's not true, you have it too, man.
- Hey, guys.

- Hello.
- Hi.

And a little kiss.

Oh, and tell Camilla she can use the bike

for the whole time
you're on vacation, okay?

- The bike?
- Yes, the bike.

The one she borrowed to go
on the hike with the guys.

What bike?

Yes, but it was something
we couldn't have done together, anyway.

What did that matter?

Well, because I knew
it would make you feel bad.

Okay, you could have told me though.

I mean tell me, dammit.

Because today, it's the bike,
tomorrow it's another thing

and where does it end?

Do we need to lie to each other?

Okay, you're right. I could have told you.

But you always pretend
everything's normal,

and you don't wanna be a burden.

But everything's not normal.

Sorry.

If this is gonna work,
we have to be honest.

You're right.

We do have to be honest.

One of my college professors
asked me to work, as his assistant.

Doing research.

But I'd have to stay another year
in Canada.

I swear, I wanted to tell you,
and I tried so many times.

But you were so happy
about the job your mom got you,

and you had planned all of it out.

But you forgot to ask me
one important thing.

What I thought about it.

Do you want no strings
at this point or what?

Something without sacrifices and without...

It's like you've been trying to say
since you got here.

From a distance we were fine, but now...

Uh...

I just don't want everything
planned out already.

Us old, I can't picture that yet.

I don't want to know where we'll be
or what we'll be doing.

Because that would mean that...

that we wouldn't have lived for a minute.

That we lived a life
that was pre-established,

and I don't...

I don't want my life to be like that.

And I hate setbacks, you know that.

When they happened, I totally lose it.

But at least, they force you
to change direction

and ask yourself what you really want.

Do you really want this?

Is it really the apartment
that's scaring you?

Why don't you tell the truth?

And admit I'm why you're scared.

"You know what I think?

You're being unfair.

I haven't kissed anyone in months
because I can't trust..."

No.

"You know that night I...
I opened up my heart to you.

You treat everything like a game."
That's it.

"You treat everything like a game,
but it's not.

And I wanted to tell you that."

What did you want to tell him?

Uh, no, nothing. I...

I was looking for... for Hans.

- He'll be here later.
- Okay.

But come on inside, I'll fix you a coffee.

Okay.

Be careful.

I may be German, but I still make coffee
better than the Neapolitans do.

Ah, yeah.

It's missing a piece.

He looked happy.

Yes, it was his girlfriend
from a long time ago, I mean...

Thanks.

They met at a party on the beach.

And the month after,
they moved to Berlin together.

No one could stop them.

Hans, well, his eyes,
were lit up with a joy

like I had never seen.

But one day, he woke up and she was gone.

Her stuff was there but she wasn't.

And why did she do it?

Well, they thought that the summer magic
would become part of their daily lives.

But that's not how it went.

And from that point on,

Hans never let anyone enter his world.

He's always saying that summer is a scam.

That it makes you see things
with rose-colored lenses.

But, hey.

My marriage was sparked by a summer fling.

It's just that we were lucky.

And our summer's still going.

Twenty years later.

Have you ever felt like
you are at a crossroads,

and didn't know which way to go?

Because that's exactly
how I'm feeling with Camilla.

Well, that's what's happening
with your mother and me.

We were headed to Sicily.

She was anxious.

So I took a detour and headed for Amalfi.

I wanted to ask her to marry me.

- You wanna marry my mother?
- Yes.

And I wanted to do it here.

Because I wanted her
to share the moment with you.

Ah... That's...

Enough talking about
old people's love drama.

Let's talk about you.

Why won't anyone just trust me?

Oh, my god.

I understand more than you think.

You have so many dreams, huh.

I had plenty at your age too.

And I had to give up on a lot of them too.

Really be there for Vincenzo,

but he's my son, I have no choice.

It's different for you.

Living with Vincenzo will be
a difficult road to take.

Choosing a life with someone
who can't see, well...

Not many people could handle it.

I know, but I'm really not sure
if I'm one of them.

Vincenzo suffered enough
when his father left us years ago.

If you decided to stay with him, and then...

...for whatever reason you had
to take a step back that's something

he wouldn't be able to take.

And you're risking having
that regret forever.

Let go of your fears and your doubts,
you'll be fine.

If Vincenzo feels like
you don't trust him,

you won't get anywhere at all.

God, I know when it comes to that.

I'm an awful example.

My excuses is I'm his mom, huh.

But if there's no trust between you two,
everything else will crumble. Mm.

- Uh, Vincenzo.
- Lucio.

He says they're going diving together.

They're going diving?

Whoo-hoo!

So cool! This is so freaking cool!

Amazing!

Whoa!

Come on.

Great. Buckle this.

- Okay.
- One and two... there.

Okay.

If only Mom could see me...

If only she could see me.

Okay, so, the regulator... Here it is.

Give me your hand. Here. Like that.

So, just make sure
that you always hold on to it.

- Ah.
- Never let it go.

- Like this?
- Exactly like that.

Great. All right.

- Are you relaxed?
- Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, but how deep is it?

About eight to ten meters.

Ah.

And just... remember what we said.

Backflip, we slip into the water,
and then, nothing can go wrong from there.

- Okay.
- Okay?

So, in reality.

It's not just what your mother is feeling.

Any sensible person would consider
the thing that we're about to do, to be...

Well, something pretty dangerous.

Well, that's what I want to do.

Are you ready? Yeah.

Mask up.

- Okay.
- Great.

On three, okay?

Ready?

One, two, and three.

That was beyond amazing.

I swear.

At one point, the silence was incredible.

I could feel the pressure of the ocean.

I felt the... the temperature,
the water going down.

It was crazy.

- And no fear?
- None. No fear at all.

Vincenzo!

- Sweetie.
- Ah...

Oh. Are you all right?

- Huh?
- I'm amazing.

That was one of the greatest things
I've ever done.

Awesome. I swear.

I've been anxious all day.

How could you even think
about taking Vincenzo diving?

Mom, don't start. Come on.

Everything was fine, just relax.

You did this knowing how much I worry.

Everything went great.

I just want him to have a new experience.

Vincenzo is not your son.

It's not your place
to decide what's good for him.

In fact, no one here
should be deciding what's right for him.

Whatever. We'll talk later.

It's irresponsible of you.

- You scared her for no reason.
- You too, Dad?

Come on, we were super careful.

And, sorry, but if I wanted
to take a risk just one time,

what's the problem? Really?

Yes, but not if it upsets
the one's who love you, Vincenzo.

- Lucio chose for everyone.
- No, I decided it, okay?

I don't need anyone
to make my decisions for me.

Just like I don't need a pair of glasses
to remind me every day what I'm missing.

You've never accepted
the fact that I'm blind.

And your gifts do nothing but remind me.

Hi, Cami.

Today was really special for me.

Because I realized
the importance of freedom

and doing what you want without worrying

about being a burden to others.

I know how important
that job is for you which is why

I want you to do it.

Because I know after that
there's so much else

that you want to do and...

Well, I'd only be in the way
of all of that.

At the end of the day, I'll be fine.

I always find a way
to do everything I have to do.

Plus, I'm used to slamming
into things that hurt, you know.

I am the absolute worst at relationships.

You know it,
all my relationships end badly.

Like, always.

But yours... yours can have
a different ending.

- Yeah.
- You could save it.

With 20,000 kilometers of distance?

How long does it take
to go away?

I did everything I could with Camilla,
it wasn't enough.

How do I find another girl like her?

Are you listening, Furio?

Vinz, what can I say?

What do you think I know
about relationships?

I mean, do I ask you for advice
about driving or getting a license?

No. So why are you asking me
for love advice?

All I know is that
if you add up all the time

that you guys spent together,

it wouldn't be more than a month,
it's not much.

Time...

For me, it's a lot.
I'd pay for a month-long relationship.

But for someone normal, it's not much.

Just give it time.

Let her get to know you
without all the pressure and stress,

without the plans.

Vinz, you get upset
when someone is worried

when you jump off a cliff
or you don't answer your phone.

I wish I had someone who worried
about every dumbass thing I did.

You're fortunate.

Can I have some time alone, Furio?

Oh.

Thanks.

Miss, you okay?

Yes, I'm okay, thanks.

Don't make me worry,
you're my niece's age.

What are you doing here all alone?

And you?

Uh, miss, Amalfi is illuminated by me.

I've been an electrician for 50 years.

But I guess even being an electrician
is not enough

to make your smile light up.

- Hey. Hi.
- Hey. Hi. What's up?

♪ You never had too much fun ♪

♪ You know the night is young ♪

- Hey. Hello.
- Hi.

♪ You gotta let loose
And drop all your fear ♪

♪ You're the life of the party ♪

♪ I gotta try here
Dancing through the night ♪

♪ Ain't no better time than now ♪

♪ I just wanna show you
Show you the magic of the night ♪

♪ I just wanna show you ♪

♪ Show you the feeling
You can't describe ♪

Oh, so the vacation, it wasn't
that bad in the end, right? All in all.

Vincenzo and Camilla want to break up
for no good reason,

Irene and Lucio hate each other,

and you hired a hitman to take out Hans.

But at least, as far as I'm concerned,

surprisingly, I wasn't noticed at all.

Mm.

No, you know what
the real surprise would be, Furio?

- What?
- You eating that shrimp

like a normal person.

- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry. I know, I'm late.

I'll work an extra hour,
I'll clean the kitchen. You tell me.

I don't know, I'm so sorry.

Please don't look at me like that.
I know you're angry.

- Go on. Go serve the tables.
- Thank you.

So, guys. How was it? Everything good?

Would you like another?

Are you all right?

Hang on, wait, let me guess.

You bite your nails when you lie.

You make a ton of jokes
that people don't get.

And you have a goldfish

- that you keep as a pet, don't you?
- What?

Nothing. It's...

Those are my friend's superpowers.
I don't have them...

Ah... Hey...

- Shit. I, I made a... Maybe...
- It's okay.

- It's all good.
- Don't...

You totally got that stuff wrong.

But if you want to, you can try again.

I'm Anna.

Furio.

So I...

Well...

Hey. I know it's late,
but I thought a lot about it.

Would you meet me at midnight
at the main square?

Please. I'll wait for you.

Hey, I didn't touch anything,
okay?

What?

- Oh, god.
- I think I'd blown the fuse

- in the cellar.
- Yes, it's out.

Don't fall down the stairs.

- You're not coming?
- No.

I think you should go with him,
it's pitch-black.

All right, fine.
I don't want it...

Hey, come light the way.

Hey, wait for me!

My god, I'm anxious about it.

No, it's nothing.

What's going on?

- Vinz.
- Cami?

Are all the lights out?

And guess who did it?

Now we're even.

I wanna prove that I trust you.

- Come on.
- Where?

Where I went biking with the others.

Okay, but you said before
that the road is dangerous.

I know.

Let's go.

Can I have my half?

How did you find me?

I have my sources.

A curly-haired, quirky guy?

Okay, careful,
just walk slow and steadily.

Shouldn't you be at that party?

Yeah.

But I'm starting to realize
what's important to me.

Oh.

- Careful, it's narrower, here.
- Mm-hm.

Listen to the sea.

What are you doing?

I love you, Cami.

I love you.

Actually, I love you more.

No way.

- I love you more.
- No.

Yes.

Because it's not so much a question

- as length with your tongue, but...
- Furio.

What are you doing?

Hi, Mom.

Would you believe me if I said
there's one thing you don't know about me?

Sometimes, in order to collect memories,
I record short audio clips,

then I play them back when I want to.

You never realize
when I'm stealing your voice.

So there, now you know
pretty much everything about me.

Have you ever felt like
you are at a crossroads,

and didn't know which way to go?

Because that's exactly
how I'm feeling with Camilla.

Well, that's what's happening
with your mother and me.

We were headed to Sicily.

She was anxious.

So I took a detour and headed for Amalfi.

I wanted to ask her to marry me.

- You wanna marry my mother?
- Yes.

And I wanted to do it here.

Because I wanted her
to share the moment with you.

Oh, one last thing.

I'm useless when it comes
to relationships too.

But that doesn't mean that we're wrong.

And I'm not particularly great
at giving advice either,

in fact, giving it to you now
is an insane amount of responsibility.

But I have the feeling that
you've been looking for any random excuse

not to begin a new life

because it's scary doing new things.

And it's not because of Dad,
it's just that what you have with Lucio

seems like such a huge thing.

You're searching for a reason
not to go for it.

That's why you're looking back
to see what you left behind,

instead of being open
to the magnificent possibility

of what could lie ahead.

I love you, Mom.

I'M GOING HOME, I'M LEAVING YOU THE CAR.
I'LL MAKE DO. LUCIO.

- Irene.
- Ah. Roberto.

Do you know what time
the next ferry leaves for Amalfi?

I don't know.

Listen, why don't you come up
with us to Capri next weekend?

You, me, and Vincenzo.

Yes, but...

Roberto, you can't just show up
and ruin everything.

I'm not saying I never thought
about giving us a second chance, but...

But I'm not going back now.

It's the past,
and that's where it should remain.

You can't just erase ten years
in one week like that. Hm.

You know what?

I always thought I wasn't enough.

That I couldn't make you happy enough.

But someone came into my life
and I've realized, I'm not that bad.

And that the problem isn't always me.

That as a team,
we could always find a solution.

And maybe at 50, I can still find joy.

Sorry, I gotta get out of here.

Let me take you.

♪ It's something, it's down ♪

♪ It's wild ride ♪

♪ You don't have to do it all alone ♪

Faster, please, the ferry is going.

Can't you go faster?

♪ It's wild side ♪

♪ We are never going home ♪

We did it. Okay.

♪ Ooh, it's up and it's down ♪

♪ It's a wild ride ♪

♪ You don't have to do it alone ♪

♪ We are never going home ♪

♪ It's up and it's down ♪

♪ It's a wild ride ♪

♪ You don't have to do it alone ♪

♪ We go up, we'll come down ♪

Irene!

Best of luck.

Your ticket, ma'am?

- No, sorry, I don't. I don't have one.
- You can't go without a ticket.

Let me through, it's an emergency.
Okay, it's like... Lucio...

- You can't get on without a ticket.
- Let me through, I said. Lucio!

Lucio, honey, Lucio.

Oh, god!

This morning, when I woke up
and you weren't there, well, I...

How did you phrase it?

I wish that waking up together...

was our routine every day.

I do too.

- Ma'am.
- Oh, god, my love.

- Ma'am!
- Yeah?

You have to come with me now.

Uh, don't worry, I'll... I'll handle it.

- Ma'am.
- Ah!

I have to ask you kindly please...
get off the ship right now.

Oh, god, stop it, stop it.

- There's a step.
- I know.

Shouldn't we have gotten dressed?

Yeah. This idea was bad.

- Oh!
- Watch out!

- Oh, are you hurt?
- Just about died.

The crab's gone?

- Wait, really?
- Yeah.

The statue.

What is this?

Well, someone exchanged it
for something a bit more useful.

What?

They're tickets for Canada.

But for you, it's only one way.

Furio!

- Are you good there? Tell me.
- Uh, yeah.

Okay. Let's go.

That's great. Put your feet up.

Put your feet right up on those there.

Don't be afraid, it'll move on its own.

Okay.

- Like that?
- Yeah.

It's because you're losing balance.

Keep your back straight.

Straight and then
put all your weight on the seat.

- Okay. Right.
- Okay.

- Don't take your hands off.
- Oh. Oh. Okay, okay. I got it.

All right, all clear up ahead.

- Are you ready?
- Let's do it.

- I'm letting go, okay? Go!
- No. Wait, wait.

No, no, no. Wait, Cami.

- Okay, I can do it.
- Go, go, go!

- Did I do it?
- Watch out on your left, there's a bush.

Okay.

Okay, good. Brake.

Okay. Now try coming back on your own.

Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn.
There's a rock on there.

Okay.

Come on, come on, come on!

You can do it, straight ahead.

You got this, all right?

Come on.

What do you mean, Canada?

Uh, yeah. It's all right.

There'll just be some water between us.

Some water?

- When are you coming back?
- God, Mom, I don't know. We'll see.

Oh, honey, by the way,
this time no detours.

Vancouver's freezing.

Well, I'm just...
I'm very happy for them, okay?

Oh, really?

I'm happy for you, yes, and that...

Sorry, I'm not feeling very well.

- She's gonna faint.
- Oh.

There she goes.

- All right.
- Oh, boy, here we go again.

No, guys, someone's gonna give her
the Heimlich maneuver.