Truth or Dare (2013) - full transcript

Six college kids find internet stardom when they make "Truth or Dare" videos with a violent twist. It is all fun and games until their number one fan decides he wants to play by his own rules.

We have all of our crew back

here again.

You folks already know John.

This is my lovely girlfriend,

Jennifer right there holding

the gun.

Thank you very much, baby.

My sister Courtney.

Michelle.

And the man of the hour, Tony.

Alright guys. For today's

episode of Truth or Dare...

We are going to play a slightly

altered version of Russian

Roulette.

We were going to play it the

old-fashioned way...

But Tony backed out because he

doesn't have the balls to aim

the gun at himself.

So I volunteered to shoot him.

Real funny.

Tony, stand still.

Dude, its easy for you to say.

You're not the one looking down

the barrel of a fucking gun,

dude!

Come on, stop it. If I keep

laughing then I am going to

lose aim.

And then we are just going to

take it all over again.

Yeah, you guys. Quit laughing.

Quit making her laugh.

I'm serious, shut the fuck up

right now!

Jen, could you just point that

thing off to the side a little

bit more, up higher?

I explained this to you

already. We don't aim it right,

it won't look real.

If it doesn't look real, we're

gonna lose audience.

He's right. I just have to aim

it at your face.

John, you know what. We should

do that, that, that, vampire

idea of Ray's.

That one is so good. Remember,

you loved it.

You were laughing about it for

like 20 minutes in the car the

other night.

Plus, that vampire stuff is so

hot right now, dude. Please!

No. I definitely think we need

to do this one. This one is

going to guarantee the greatest

number of views.

Tony, you gotta remember, more

views equal more money.

And besides, I'm kind of

enjoying watching you squirm a

little bit.

Could you not fucking point

that thing at me when I'm

talking to them?

Come on! We're going through

with this.

I'm not going to ask you again.

Stand still.

Jen, I can't do this. Look at

me right now, please. I am not

ready for this.

I'm begging you, stop! Please!

Fine.

Thank you.

I'm gonna give you until the

count of three. One.

Whoa, wait! Are you firing on

three or right after?

Two.

I'm asking you a question, Jen!

Three!

I don't know what happened!

*Various News Anchor Dialogue *

The newest video from the Truth

or Daredevils...

My children should not be

watching people dying.

Currently making rounds, on the

talk show circuit, discussing

their controversial video.

Young college student.

So please give an extra warm

welcome to the multi-talented

members of the Truth or

Daredevils!

Now, it's been a couple of

weeks since you uploaded the

video that shocked the world...

And catapulted you guys into

superstardom.

So this latest video is more

violent and it's really

different in tone from the

others.

Well, Jen and I wanted to

produce a video that we could

get a couple thousand views.

I said, "Heck yeah let's do it!"

And you know Jen, she's a

really good girl.

My lawyer kept telling me they

couldn't convict me without

finding a body, but you never

know.

Wow.

Speaking of missing bodies, I

have one last guest for us

today.

Please help me welcome, Tony!

I'm alive! Who knew?

Okay, Tony. Obviously we know

that you were not killed, or

actually even shot, so where

were you?

Just laying low, drinking beer,

living the dream.

Bobbi, it's just nice to know

that I'm important, you know.

And it's just nice to know that

everyone else is starting to

realize that too.

Keep it alive, because I am

going to open the floor for

questions.

Okay! Good. Because I've got a

question!

I've been sending messages for

like weeks, like Facebook and

Twitter.

And like, Jen, I sent you a

letter. Why don't you respond

to your fans?

If we answered every email,

we'd never leave the house.

You're funny.

Don't laugh at me!

Look, I've supported you guys

since the very, very beginning,

okay.

I want to be a member of the

Truth or Daredevils. I'm not

going to back out on dares like

Tony does.

I can follow the rules, I

should be a member, you know,

I'm your guy, I'm your guy...

Okay, now I can join then,

right?

Hey buddy, you know the rules!

Wait, no! I want to be on TV! I

want to be on TV! I want to be

a member of the group!

Get him out of here!

Put me in the next video!

What can we expect to see in

your next video?

Well, we don't want to give

away in spoilers, but what we

can tell you...

Is that you'll have another new

video before the end of the

week.

And that its gonna rock!

More me!

I'm with the group! I'm with

the group!

Quit your whining or I'll do

more than just kick your ass

out of this studio.

Freaking pathetic!

I don't know, man. I mean,

there is no sign of

civilization for miles.

I mean, why would you buy

property in the middle of

nowhere?

This place was a bargain. You

know what? This is my house and

I'm a homeowner at 27.

How many people can say that?

Oh. We've been having some

issues with the plumbing, so if

you need to use the restroom...

You're probably going to have

to pop a squat outside.

The uh, plumbers will be here

in the morning.

I'm glad you spent so much

money on the place.

You may not like it, but I do.

And it's mine, understand?

I'm glad you like it, because

you're going to be living out

here for a very long time.

I mean, you're never going to

be sell it for anything. Who

the fuck would want to live out

in the middle of nowhere?

Hey, as long as John-boy keeps

this place stocked with booze,

who gives a shit?

Anyway, I figure we'll shoot

the next video in the new

setup. You guys are going to

love it.

Sounds good to me, baby

New setup?

You'll see.

So. Hope you guys all

remembered to bring your

pajamas.

I assumed you figured something

out, Courtney.

Oh yes, I have something great

to wear.

We have ours.

Well, I brought mine but Tony

didn't have any because he

likes to sleep naked.

Oops.

Alright. We're gonna go change.

Lights and props are already

down there. Grab my laptop.

So. What do you think?

Oh, dude this is awesome. John,

you are a genious, man!

Babe, why didn't you tell me

about this?

This is not what I was expecting

Me neither, what's the point of

this exactly?

It's for our new video. I just

wanted a place we can film,

uninterrupted.

Well, plus a few of the fans

wrote some detailed letters

about how they didn't like the

background.

They uh, it wasn't quite in

those words, they kept calling

it gay and kept calling Tony a

fag.

Hey!

Not my words.

And, this is the best you could

come up with?

Look, if fans don't like it,

we'll change it for the next

video.

Well, fucking-A, let's rage!

We have work to do. Remember,

Tony?

Uh, is that a fucking revolver

on the table? You guys, I

thought we were done with the

guns.

It's Russian Roulette, round 2.

Only this time, we're gonna

play the right way. No backing

out of this video.

Well, the last time didn't

count.

And why is that?

Because I didn't have any booze

in my system.

Yeah, that's definitely a first.

Too bad I won't be able to

shoot you in the face this

time.

Well yeah, I went last time so,

someone else is going this

time, I'm looking at Ray.

Sorry, our fans enjoy seeing

you get shot. We have to give

them what they want.

Fine. Well, how are we even

going to do this?

The gun has a blank in it. So

it'll look like we're playing

for real.

And give us something to show

to the camera. Just don't press

it close to your head.

Wait, wait a minute. You said

blank. I mean, isn't the point

of a blank is that it shoots,

nothing?

A blank still has gunpowder in

it, Tony. How do you think it

makes the noise, and the flash?

Cool.

Alright, alright. Enough chit

chat. Let's get this thing

going.

John, should we plan this out a

little bit better? I don't

know, it just..

We didn't plan the first one

and it worked out well.

Look, let's just upload this

Russian Roulette scene, and

we'll take it from there.

And we're rolling. Alright,

start the introduction.

Do I have to?

I'm not doing it.

I'll do it.

I meant I'm gonna start. I

always do, why would that

change now?

Welcome, to the next episode of

Truth or Dare, brought to you

by, The Truth or Daredevils.

So who's gonna get it this

week? You know...

A few of you guys mentioned

that we didn't quite play

Russian Roulette the right way.

You can thank Tony for that.

Shut up!

You asked for it. So keep

watching. Find out who's gonna

get it next.

Thank you, love.

And, one in the chamber. And

Tony's first.

Uh, why don't you go, guy?

Nope. Handle it.

Fuck.

That thing even on?

I already told you its

recording. Just man the fuck up.

I fucking hate you guys.

Now you go, big shot.

Yeah, yeah. Stand back and

watch. I'm not gonna waste as

much airtime as you did.

John!

What the fuck was that?! What

the fuck was that?!

I'm so sorry!

Fuck!

Baby!

What the fuck just happened?!

What the fuck, what the fuck,

what the fuck?!

What did you do?!

I didn't do anything! And it

was supposed to be a blank.

Tony, call an ambulance!

Courtney, it's not gonna bring

him back! Fuck!

I don't know what happened! It

was supposed to be a blank!

Well it wasn't!

I checked it before I put it in

the bag, and then I checked it

when I put it on the table, and

then I -

Oh, guys. You should have

totally told me we were going

to be wearing pajamas. I would

have totally worn mine.

I hate to waste tape.

And Jennifer, I'm a little

disappointed. You didn't wear

the cute little pink jam-jams...

The ones with the black polka

dots. Those are my favorites!

You don't know how excited I am

to play with you guys! I've

been waiting for this for so

long.

That's the psycho from earlier.

The crazy audience member?

What was that? Ray, I'm no

longer an audience member.

What the fuck are you then?

I'm the new member of the Truth

or Daredevils! Yes!

Looks like John lost on round 1

of his turn already.

I love what he's done with the

place though.

Let me get you guys settled, so

we can carry on with the game.

I'm gonna need everyone to sit

on the ground, okay?

Criss-cross apple sauce. Just

like when we were kids.

I don't want to.

Ray! Right there, Ray.

Ray's a tough guy.

Jennifer, you can sit next to

Ray.

Michelle, you get to complete

the circle. Right here.

Courtney, I'm gonna need you to

ziptie everyone's hands behind

their backs.

No, I can't.

Courtney, did you want me to

keep shooting John's corpse?

No.

Seems kind of silly, doesn't it?

Courtney.

What?

Should we play the game?

Yeah.

That a girl! That's great.

I've taken it upon myself. I've

brought a list of our rules...

And I'm gonna put em up here

just so everyone can see them

for reference. Okay?

Like I was saying earlier.

We're gonna play my version of

the game.

Which, it's pretty simple,

really. I get to ask you all of

the questions, which are of my

choosing.

It's fair if you think about it.

What the fuck, dude? You killed

John.

I didn't pull the trigger, he

did.

That's some pretty fucked up

logic you got there, buddy.

Ray, perhaps you would like to

sit this one out?

Ah! Fuck!

I know, I forget how loud that

is.

You didn't answer my question.

It's okay though. I'll ask it

again. Do you wanna play the

game with us or not?

Fine. I'll play.

Ok. Good, good, good, good,

good!

If there's anyone else here

that would like to not play,

just tell me now.

Okay good. Ah, ah! Courtney,

since you're up, since John's

done playing the game...

Can you remove him from the

player's circle?

Come on.

Okay. Good. Courtney, I'm gonna

need you to, sit with the

group. Sit with the team!

Come on, let's play a game.

Come on.

Like I was saying, I get to ask

the pivotal question, as well

as the truth questions, and the

dares themselves.

You guys, of course, you guys

get to choose between truth or

dare.

So, shall we carry on? Are you

guys ready to play?

Okay, a rule I'd like to bring

to your attention, you guys...

If I ask a group question, I

expect a group answer.

So, let me ask again; are we

ready to play?

Yes, yes, yes, yes. We're ready

to play.

Thank you.

Okay.

Now, when it's your turn. I'm

gonna untie you.

If you think about running, or

causing a scene, you'll be

shot.

If anyone escapes,

unfortunately, I'll be forced

to terminate the game abruptly.

What do you mean, terminate the

game?

As in, nobody in this room,

will ever play again.

If you try to run, nobody will

have enough time to get back

here to save anyone.

This game, it doesn't belong to

us anymore. It belongs to the

fans.

We're here because of them, the

fans.

You're fucking insane.

Ray, if by insane, you mean I'm

a passionate, hungry artist,

then yes, yes I am.

Tony, you're up.

Fuck.

But, but my turn was right

before John's. Someone else

should go.

Truth or dare?

Pick truth. Its gotta be the

safe zone.

Okay. I think it's Tony's

prerogative.

Okay, okay, truth. Truth.

Thank you, Tony. Tony, what is

the age of the youngest woman

you've slept with?

Um, it was Natalie. Back in

high school. She was 16, I was

17.

No.

What you got there, buddy?

Wait, wait, don't!

Babe!

What the fuck?

What the fuck is your problem?

I forgot to tell you guys. If

you answer a truth question

wrongly, you'll be penalized.

Ow! You fucking psychopath!

I told you the truth.

Oh really? What about the

tourist you were with like 17

days ago?

Wait, what?

I don't know what the fuck

you're talking about!

I know more than you think.

Remember that.

If you don't fess up, I'm gonna

tell the whole group here and

you'll be penalized.

No.

Her name is Amber, and...

Ah! Okay! Okay! Fuck! Alright!

Okay.

Her, her name is Amber! Her

name is Amber and I fucked her,

okay? I fucked her! Alright?

And she's only 13. And I didn't

know, cause when I met her she

said she was 15. She said she

was 15!

God, Tony.

God!

How the hell could you do this?

She said she was 15.

That's still illegal, you sick

fuck!

That's some shit, man.

How do you even know this?!

Ladies and gentlemen, Tony!

Courtney, its your turn.

Courtney, truth or dare?

I don't want to play.

Please, I don't want to play.

Okay! Truth! Truth!

Okay! This is a good one. Who

was the last person you had sex

with?

It was John.

What are you doing?!

Don't touch her!

Wait! Wait! Wait!

Okay. See, we got a bunch of

liars here and that's what you

get for lying.

I've known Courtney for years!

She would never cheat on John,

you creep!

I wouldn't be so quick to

judge, Jennifer. And my name's

Derik. With a "k."

She wasn't lying. Your rules

don't make any sense!

Rules, Jennifer. At least I

have rules!

Before I joined your group,

your game, it lacked structure.

It lacked realism.

I'm bringing both those to the

table and we're making the best

videos yet!

You should be thanking me. And

besides, I don't hear any

protests from Courtney.

What? What is he talking about?

I love Ray.

I know you do. He's your

brother.

Ray. I need to know what the

fuck is going on here, guys!

You wouldn't understand.

Try me!

Well, if you loved him the way

that I do, maybe you would know

that...

Courtney?! He's my boyfriend.

What are you trying to say?!

Ray and I made love.

What?

What?

It's not what you think. Okay?

It's not what you think. We

were both really drunk, we were

at a bar.

Even if you're drunk, there has

to be some sort of a fucking

alarm...

That goes off in your head that

says screwing a family member

is disgusting!

As it turns out, they've been

having a lot of sex.

When?

Oh, they've made love, 7 times

in the last week.

I'm sure they've been doing

this since their childhood but

I don't know.

I've only been your number 1

fan for like, so long so I

don't know, who knows?

How could you?

I love him. I've always loved

him.

And you guys thought I was the

messed up one. This is great!

We're in love.

Oh god! All of you are fucked

in the head.

You just don't understand. We

knew you wouldn't understand.

I love how you guys play the

game! Oh, this is so good!

You're up next, Ray!

Fuck you!

I'm sorry. We're not related,

so I don't think you'd be into

that type of thing!

I'm not playing your game, you

freak. I refuse to.

Oh, I'm the freak? That's

funny. See, we are playing our

game, and see here's the thing.

It's your turn. And you have to

play! Sorry I didn't make that

more clear.

Go ahead. Just shoot me. I dare

you.

Ray, it's not your turn to ask

me a dare, my friend.

But, if you don't mind having a

bullet put in you? I'll keep

that in mind for next round.

Eenie, meenie, minie, moe.

No! Please play! You need to

play, please! Please, I need

you to play!

See Ray, I suspect that

Courtney doesn't have the same

affinity for being shot, as

you. Do you, Courtney?

No! Please! I already had my

turn! I played your game, I did

it the way you wanted to.

You're not playing by your own

rules!

Well see, the thing is, Ray

doesn't want to play so I had

to make an addendum to the

rules.

Okay, wait, wait, wait!

Ray, if you don't want to play,

I'm gonna have to have Courtney

sit out the rest of the game.

Okay! I'll play! I'll play, you

fuck! I'll play, I'll play!

Okay, just don't hurt her.

Ray, I love your spirit.

Don't be doing anything stupid.

Ray, truth or dare?

Dare.

Ray, I dare you, to eat this

glass.

Fuck that! I choose truth

instead.

Ray, you've already chose, you

must complete the dare!

Please, baby! Please, just do

it, please just do it!

Okay, okay, okay okay! I'll do

it! I'll do it.

Go ahead, Ray.

Good job! That is the Truth or

Daredevil spirit!

Now Ray, please finish because

Jennifer is anxiously awaiting

her turn.

Good job, buddy!

I'm really starting to like you!

Okay great! That was great, Ray!

So now. Jennifer, if you don't

mind...

I'm gonna go ahead and upload

our most current truth or dare

video before we get to your

turn.

Okay, what's our team password

for the video page?

I don't know.

What's our fucking password?!

I don't know! I don't know!

They never gave it to me

because I don't; -

It's "Irish Jigsaw!"

Thank you, god get it together!

You guys, you know what, you

should really email me all of

the vital team info.

That way I can stay totally up

to date on everything that's

happening with the team.

Like for instance, if we decide

to incorporate costumes into

our next video.

God! It's going to be so

exciting!

There we go. Okay.

I'm gonna let this upload while

we continue with our game,

alright?

So I took the liberty of buying

a second card so we can

continue with this.

That's gonna be a good shot.

Jennifer, you look great.

Jennifer, truth or dare?

Truth.

What age did you first have sex?

Eleven. I was raped when I was

eleven.

That is true! Good girl!

Don't look at me, Ray. Its not

like I had a choice.

Who did it?

It doesn't matter.

I'm, I'm sorry.

I don't need your sympathy!

I guess this game is completely

rigged.

This game isn't rigged, okay!

Okay! Okay! Okay!

When you were playing with your

own rules, your game lacked

integrity, okay?

Okay.

What I brought to the table, is

integrity. This is going to be

our most honest video, ever!

Okay!

All you have to do is play by

the rules. This is serious,

okay?!

Okay!

Act like it! If you have a

stupid opinion, next time just

shut the fuck up!

Good job, Jen! At least

somebody knows how to play the

game.

Alright, Michelle. Are we

having fun guys?

Michelle, truth or dare?

Truth.

When you were born, what was

your full, legal name, Michelle?

Michelle Jean Lucas.

She answered your question, she

told the truth!

No, no, no, no!

God! Don't!

I told the truth! I told the

truth!

Baby.

Michelle, you need to quit

lying so much.

There is no way that you know.

Know what?

It's called, truth or dare. How

many people do I have to stab

before you guys realize you

have to stop lying?

How the fuck, how the fuck do

you know?

When I said I was your biggest

fan, and I knew everything

about you guys, I meant it.

I was, I was... my first...

when I was born...

I was... when I was born...

My full name when I was born

was Michael Gene Lucas!

I don't get it.

You heard me.

Tony. She, she, she said

Michael. Tony, when the two of

you make love, do you always

have to use lube?

Well, yeah.

Why do you think she can't

naturally produce lubrication?

Or is it that you just can't

get her wet, big guy?

Well she said she had a medical

condition.

Does she use birth control?

Well no, but...

Oh what the fuck? What the

fuck?! God!

You don't understand! I was

supposed to be a girl!

You're right, I don't

understand because this shit

ain't right!

Fuck you! You fucking pedophile!

That was one time!

Fuck you! Fuck you.

Oh yeah, Tony. Only one time!

Yeah!

What about the 14 year old last

month?

Or what is it you're expecting

to do with this 11 year old

that you've been chatting up

recently online?

God you people!

Alright, I might have a

problem. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Enough. We're losing some

momentum here. We need to get

on with our game.

You guys, you really gotta stop

lying to each other. That's no

way to treat your teammates.

So insensitive.

Oh yes! It's my turn!

Okay, for the time being, I'm

not gonna record my turn.

You know, we don't want to

confuse our fans by just going

ahead and putting me in the

latest video.

We're gonna wait until the

official press release.

Jennifer, why don't you ask the

pivotal question?

Truth or dare?

I'm gonna go with truth!

Figures.

Quick, guys let's think of

something he doesn't know the

answer to!

Why are you doing this?

Dammit, Tony!

God, that's a good question,

Tony. Well, I think you already

know the answer to that.

You're a fucking moron, Tony.

I need to know why the fuck

he's doing this!

Who the fuck cares why he's

doing this, we need to get

him...

Hey, hey, hey, guys! I'm right

here, I can hear everything

you're saying, okay?

It's my turn! Now, to answer

Tony's truth question.

As you guys know, I've always

been your #1 fan, there's not a

bigger fan than me. I've alway

been your #1 fan.

But now, now that I'm actually,

I'm a member, I'm a real member

of the Truth or Daredevils...

We're all in the same group.

Now that I'm a member, I'm here

to bring the truth to the fans.

The last video that you guys

did, it was fake, it was fake,

it wasn't even real. Nobody

here was even playing.

At least I'm showing how the

game is supposed to be played,

okay?

The fans, they want to see

reality. And that's what we're

gonna do.

We're gonna give the fans what

they desire! And, you know

what?

Let's just go ahead, let's

prove my point. Let's see how

they're responding to the video.

Oh here it comes! You guys,

yes! Yes!

This is going to be our biggest

video yet! I mean...

You guys. The fans! They're

responding! They're responding!

They like this video!

Oh you guys, this is so

exciting! We're gonna have so

many views!

The fans, they're responding to

the realism.

They appreciate the structure I

brought to the game for sure,

look, it says so right there!

Oh... it's a good day!

You guys, we are doing so good.

And back to you, Tony. Truth or

dare?

Whatever one I pick is gonna

fucking suck... dare.

I dare you, to cut off your

nipples.

Really?

I don't think you need me to

repeat the instructions.

Tony, it's like ripping off a

bandaid. The quicker you go,

the less painful it is.

Cutting off your nipple, is

nothing like ripping off a

fucking bandaid, dude! I can't

do this!

Do it.

Ah! Don't get any ideas. Just

complete the dare. You remember

the rules.

What are; you don't need to

stand!

Derik, I can't do this. Please,

can I, can I go, can I go with

truth?

I don't think you have any

other alternative.

Fuck! Fuck! This fucking sucks!

Just do it!

Ow! Ow! You're not getting the

other one, you're not getting

the other one, I can't do it.

Tony, sorry but I'm not

interested in doing anything

halfway, alright? And you

shouldn't be either!

I can't! I can't! I'm sorry, I

can't!

You need to do both.

It's not happening. No.

Put the knife down.

What?

I said put the fucking knife

down!

Okay!

I'm gonna tie you up, like your

other teammates, okay?

Oh, okay.

Thank you, thank you, Derik.

Oh, you're welcome. No it's my,

it's my pleasure. I'm just

gonna have to help you out on

this one.

No! No! No! No!

Since you couldn't complete the

dare, I'm gonna have to finish

it for you.

Remember now. Don't move. The

less you move, the more likely

I am to get just the nipple,

okay?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Here we go.

Oh fuck!

Oh! That was fun! I think this

is a great time to upload our

next clip, huh guys?

We already have over 430,000

views! Yes! Woo!

Let's go ahead and give

ourselves a big round of

applause for all of our hard

work!

Yes! Okay!

What? I don't understand? I

don't fucking understand! What

the?!

They think our video is another

fake!

How ignorant can they be?

Do you actually believe our

fans would think that we would

hurt ourselves?

That's what happens when you

play the game for real.

Of course nothing is going to

happen when you don't put any

fucking bullets in the chamber!

Nobody plays Russian Roulette

unless you're a POW, you fuck!

I know all kinds of people that

play these games without

spreading the lies that your

people spread!

Lies? What lies?

You fucking told lies! You know

how I felt when I found out

your last video wasn't real?

What the fuck are you talking

about?

When I saw the onscreen, the

perceived death that you guy

did, I commended you.

I mean, the fact that you guys

were willing to risk your

selves, to sacrifice yourselves

for your art. It was great.

What are you talking about? We

just make Youtube videos.

Just videos?

Yeah.

How can you call them "just

videos?" I have every piece of

merchandise of yours from your

online store.

Every newspaper clipping, every

photo of you guys out in

public.

I have all of that. They're not

just videos. They're an

inspiration. Especially to me.

You are one twisted fuck. And

that says a lot coming from a

guy like me.

Why don't you get a life. Do

something with yourself. Get a

girl.

Although, I doubt you could

ever find anyone that would

fuck you.

You think that's funny? You

think that's funny?!

No, of course not.

I'd watch the way you choose

your fucking words! Remember

who's choosing your fucking

dares, okay?

I know.

Alright, good talk everyone...

okay let's play!

Okay, now back to Courtney.

Courtney, truth or dare?

You're just gonna stab me again

if I choose truth, right?

Dare.

Dare! Okay. I've got a great

one for you... Tony!

What, what are you doing? What

are you doing, man?

Get up! Now, stand over there.

Alright.

Ow!

No! Please!

It's a bullet!

No!

Look, it's a bullet!

No!

Kiss it!

No!

Kiss it for luck!

No!

No! No! Please.

Stand still.

Okay.

Okay, okay. Oh, this is going

to be fun. Okay.

Courtney, stand up. Stand up.

There you go.

Okay. Now Courtney, I'm gonna

give you the gun, okay? Don't

get any ideas.

Now take the gun.

I dare you to shoot that cup

off Tony's head.

Oh, fuck me!

If you don't complete the dare

though, you'll be the one with

the bullet in your head.

If I think you're intentionally

trying to miss, we'll just keep

shooting until you hit

something. Got it?

Oh, this is going to be fun!

Courtney, back to you. Truth or

dare?

Dare.

I dare you to shoot that cup

off Tony's head.

Oh fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck!

Courtney, you can do this,

okay. You can do this.

I can't.

Do it!

Courtney just stay calm and aim

the gun at the cup! You got

this! You can do this!

Use both of your hands!

Okay, okay, okay.

You gotta stand still! Quite

moving around!

I got fucking stabbed in the

leg!

Alright, aim it higher! You

gotta aim it higher!

Come on!

You got this!

Courtney!

Okay, okay, okay!

Right there!

Guys I can't do it if you guys

are; - let me focus!

Courtney!

You did it! You did it!

Thank you!

Thank you for not killing me.

Well, that was sure

anti-climatic! Sit down.

Tony! Stay right there.

Okay! Okay!

Ray, truth or dare?

Don't pick dare, dude!

Dare.

Why? God! What is wrong with

you?

I need you to stand up, Ray.

Ray get up.

Right here.

Okay. Now it seemed a bit easy

for Courtney, so; -

Ray, I'm gonna change it up.

Oh, fuck you!

What the? That's not fair.

Well Ray, I don't think it's up

to you to decide what's fair or

not, okay?

Fuck.

Remember, even though you're

blindfolded, I've still got my

gun on your head, okay? So no

funny shit.

Okay, Ray. No funny stuff,

okay? Here's the gun.

Okay.

Ray? Truth or dare?

Shit!

Come on, Ray. Play the game!

Dare!

There you go, Ray. You know

what to do. Shoot the cup off

of his head.

Derik, I can't do this.

Don't.

I really can't. I can't do it.

Oh, yes you can.

I can't do it again.

Oh yes.

I don't wanna do it. Please.

You can. You can.

Please!

It's exciting! It's truth or

dare!

No, its not! Shit!

Not there, Ray! You've gotta

aim it higher! You're gonna

shoot him in the head!

Over to the left a little!

Come on! You're gonna blow his

freaking head off! What are you

doing?

Girls, you're gonna screw him

up! Leave him alone!

You want to live or don't you?

Everybody shut the fuck up!

Tony, you got the best sight on

this. I want you to tell me

where to aim.

Okay, come on. You gotta at

least; you're way off. Let me;

at least try here.

Alright Ray. Listen to me,

buddy. We're gonna do this.

Alright, here's what you gotta

do.

Okay. Just raise the gun, up a

little higher. Now off to your

right. Your other right.

Okay, now down a little bit.

No, no, no, no, no, no! Up! Up!

Up! Up! Up! Up! Up!

Okay, right there. Right there.

Right there, perfect! Perfect,

Ray. Perfect.

Okay, I think I'm ready.

Alright. Oh shit.

Ray! You lowered your fucking;

- raise it up! Raise it up,

Ray!

I'm gonna count down from 5.

Okay.

Now over to your right.

Five!

Is it good?

Ray, up!

Four!

A little up higher, Ray!

Three!

What about now?

Two!

Holy shit! Ray, you did it! You

did it!

Holy shit!

Ray, you fucking did it!, baby!

Who would have thought all

those years of Duck Hunt paid

off, buddy!

I can't believe that shit

actually worked!

Enough, Ray! You need to sit

down now.

Good work, Ray! Good work, dude!

That was a good shot.

Okay, Jen. Truth or dare?

Jen, choose truth. You won last

round.

Jen, truth. Truth.

Dare.

God dammit!

What are you doing?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm gonna need you to get up,

we're gonna do the same thing.

Come over here.

Hey hey! You! Ah, ah, ah! You!

Get back there!

Yeah but I; -

Get back over there!

I went like three times maybe

we should have someone else go?

You're not done yet, party boy.

Man, are you sure you want me

to play, maybe the fans want to

see someone else? Derik?

Okay, the rules. Hold still.

Okay. Okay.

Right there.

I don't want to play anymore.

Oh what the fuck is that?

It's a shotgun!

Okay.

Jennifer. Pick up the shotgun.

And don't do anything else but

the dare.

Hey Jen, Jen! Aim up! You gotta

aim up!

I want you to shoot that off

Tony's head.

Now, that's a 12 gauge shotgun.

It's got nine shells in it...

So its gonna kick an awful lot,

so you're gonna wanna adjust

your stance, okay?

I know you're a girl and you

probably haven't fired one of

these before so...

How old is the girl you're

chatting with online?

What?

No, Jen! No!

I'm so sorry!

Yes! Yes! Jen! Jen, I love how

you play this game! Holy shit!

Oh my god!

We need a cheer! A Daredev; -

we'll come up with a cheer

later, that was awesome! That

was awesome.

Okay, I need you to sit down.

That was really good, Jen. That

was really good. Yes!

Okay. I'm gonna check how our

video is doing.

You guys! Oh my God! We, we

just passed a million views!

Yes! High five! Oh, okay. Yes!

Yes! Okay, let me read some of

our comments.

Mike from Ohio. He says this is

the best video we've done. I

know, Mike!

He says its better than any of

his videos he's done. You know,

yeah.

And Neil from Arizona, he

thinks... he thinks the new

gore fx are even better than...

Those aren't effects! I'll show

you this! This is real! This is

real!

That's real! Those are real!

Those are real! Is this real?!

Is this real?!

Help!!

Is this real?! Is this real?!

Yes, it's real!

Is that real?!

He's killing us!

Is this real?!

Please help us!

Is this real?!

Yes!

Is this real?! Is this cgi?!

Stupid people! You stupid

people!

I'm giving you the reality you

want! This is all real!

Help! We are at 951 Durden Dr!

You're gonna be on tv, Ray!

Ray! Wake up, Ray! Ray! Wake

up! You're on tv! This is all

real!

God, help us!

They're all back here! They're

dead! They're fucking dead!

Apparently we need to amp

things up!

Is that, is that what it's come

to? All they want is sex?

That's all they want is sex!

That's what this world has come

to! That's what this world has

come to!

You know what? Let's give em.

We'll 'em what they want. Let

me think.

You guys, I've got an idea.

Okay. I've got an idea.

Michelle! Get up, Michelle! Get

up! Get up! Ah!!!! Ah!!!

Wake up! Come on, come on.

We're gonna play the game.

We're gonna play the game.

My head hurts!

Get up!

Come on, come on. We're gonna

play the game. Come on, we're

gonna play the game.

Come on, come on. You're not

very tough for a boy.

Please stop. Stop!

Get up. Come on. Get up! Get

up! Get up! Get up!

Alright. This game is the best

yet. I thought of it. I've got

an idea. I've got an idea for

this round, okay?

And for this round, its my

turn! Its gonna be my turn

okay?

Umm, I'm gonna choose dare. I'm

gonna choose dare.

Tony lost on his round so, we

need to get him out of the

players circle. I'll just...

What is he doing?

Okay. What was I gonna do? Oh

yeah, I choose dare.

I dare Courtney to kiss me.

Don't touch me.

That's, that's, what, that's

what the fans want.

No!

They want more sex, so...

What the hell was that?!

You're gonna regret that.

Remember who's running the game

here.

Especially since you're up next!

Ladies and gentlemen. Courtney

chooses dare. Courtney, I dare

you to masturbate with this

bottle.

What is wrong with you?

Wasn't it, wasn't it your turn?

Remember, because I just went.

Well you know what? I've

decided its the lightning

round. And like I said, you're

up first. Go.

No.

You're up.

We're having trouble following

your game because you keep

changing the rules on us.

Okay, Jennifer. I know it's a

little hard to see the rules

right now, but how about this?

How about I just go ahead and

eliminate everyone else from

the game. And you can play by

yourself.

Well, let's see. Who should I

start with first?

Derik, this isn't fair.

You want to talk about fair,

Ray?! All I ever wanted to do,

was have my own successful

Youtube Channel.

Well, as we know, it doesn't

really work that way, does it?!

Now, here I have my hands on a

record-breaking video, so if

anyone thinks what I'm doing

isn't fair...

Shut the fuck up!

Okay, okay, okay, shhhh. Just

don't point the gun. I'll do it.

Alright, great, great, great,

let's play! Let's play the game.

Get up. This is gonna be fun.

This is gonna be fun. Okay,

let's get right by the camera

here.

Okay yeah. I'm gonna need you

to sit right here.

Okay, great. Alright, guys.

Oh that's, that's a nice shot.

Okay. Courtney chose dare.

Courtney, I dare you to

masturbate with that bottle.

Come on.

Come on, do it, do it, do it.

I can't. I can't. I can't do

this.

Come on. This should be easy

for you. After all, you're the

one that's fucking around

everywhere!

Don't, talk to her like that.

What's that, Ray? You said you

wanna keep it in the family?

Go to hell!

Oh, did you just say you wanted

to help? Oh you guys, Ray wants

to help out on this one.

Oh, that's great! Oh, that's

great, Ray, thanks!

Woo! We gotta help her. Alright!

Now Ray, I know you're excited

from the recent developments in

the game, but remember, I'll

shoot you.

Stand up.

Come on. Come on, Ray. Right

here. Right here, let's play

the game.

Okay, Ray. I dare you to have

sex with Courtney with that

bottle.

And Ray! You gotta complete the

dare! Otherwise, I'm shooting

everybody.

Okay? Besides, this should be

familiar territory for you.

It's okay. It's okay. I'm gonna

go really gentle. Okay, it's

gonna be alright.

I'm so, so sorry.

Come on. Deeper, Ray. Deeper.

Why? Why isn't she coming, Ray?

Oh God, please just please;

please baby.

I can't do this anymore, I'm

sorry. I can't.

He's gonna kill us.

He's gonna kill all of us,

don't you get that? I don't

wanna kill the one I love.

Derik That's okay, I'll finish

it.

No! We gotta do it! Baby, we

gotta finish it, we gotta

finish it! Please just go!

Okay! Okay! I'll do it! I'll do

it! I'll do it!

Do it, Ray.

Just do it, baby. Just do it.

Come on, Ray! I could do

better! Come on!

Oh my god, Ray! Somethings

wrong! Something is wrong! Ray!

Pull it out, Ray!

I can't! It's stuck!

Don't make me start counting!

No! Don't! Stop! Don't do it!

Don't do it! Don't pull it out!

I love you...

I love you...

I didn't, I didn't think that

would work!

I'm sorry... I'm sorry...

I guess Courtney's not playing

anymore.

Whoops. Okay. Ray. Okay, Ray.

We need to carry on with our

game.

Okay, Ray. I dare you to

perform oral sex on Courtney.

What?!

Ray, I dare you to go down on

Courtney.

I can't. This is fucking wrong,

man.

Well, that hasn't stopped you

before, Ray.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Wait, wait, you never asked me

if I wanted truth or dare?

Ray! It's the lightning round!

Every turn's a dare! Come on,

Ray.

Come on! Tick-tock, Ray.

Tick-tock.

Ray, she's already dead, okay.

You're not gonna hurt her.

I can't! I can't fucking do it!

It's so fucked up! I can't!

It's better than a bullet in

the head.

I'm sorry!

How much longer do I have to do

this?!

Til I say stop! Come on! Sex!

Sex!

See! See! That's what you want.

Sex!

Okay, Ray, I'm bored. You can

stop.

Come on, Ray. Good job.

I'm gonna check the latest

video. Ray, remove Courtney

from the player's circle.

Na ah ah! All of her. All of

her.

There you go, Ray. Ray! This

video is incredible, Ray.

It's the best video. It's the

best video yet!

Okay, Ray. I'm need you to sit

back down. Come on.

Okay! Alright, back to the game!

Jennifer, I have a dare for you.

What?

I dare you to take Michelle's

eye out with a corkscrew.

And I'm not waiting around on

this okay? I'd rather just

shoot you if you're holding up

the game!

I promise to be quick about it.

I'd rather have you shoot me,

than tear out my eye!

Oh yeah? Well I bet Jennifer

feels differently about that,

don't ya Jen?

Michelle! Michelle!

Okay!

We don't exactly have a choice

here!

Okay! Okay!

Okay, alright, well let's do

it. Come on, let's play the

game! Okay?

Let's see it, I'll even help.

I'll even help.

I'm sorry.

Okay. Left or right eye?

Does it matter? Just choose one!

Open your eye. I'll be quick, I

promise.

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

God! Great job, Jennifer!

Thanks for not wasting our time.

Okay, Michelle, you're up.

Come on.

Your eye is not the only thing

you lost you were born with.

Okay. Michelle, I dare you to

remove Ray's cancerous tumor.

What is he talking about?

I never, I never told you.

Hey, hey, hey! I can tell! Go!

Michelle!

Where is it?

One thing that Ray didn't share

with any of you, well, except

for his sister, lover,

Courtney...

Is that he has cancer in his,

in his right testicle.

Let's get this over with.

No, no, no!

Ray, we have to.

Ray stop fighting me or I'm

gonna end up cutting everything

off if you don't.

No! No!

Ray, stop, come on.

Get it over with! Do it!

I don't want to do this.

Ray, it's not the end of the

world, trust me.

Here!

Where did it go? Where'd it go?

You know those are a delicacy

in the Rockies.

Angle the knife up.

Do it!

Hey! That was awesome, though!

That was awesome!

Nice job, Michelle!

No!

Thank you...

Oh, Ray. You quit.

Why'd you quit the game, Ray?

What the fuck happened?!

Oh good, you're awake! Let's

finish the game.

What did you do with Ray?

Well, right there. See, you

guys had ice in your cooler

upstairs, but the water's not

turned on yet...

So I had to use some sort of

liquid to jolt you awake.

Okay. Uh. It's my turn, isn't

it? I choose dare. Who has a

dare for me?

Go fucking stab yourself.

Ow! That fucking hurts.

Let's finish the game.

Jennifer, I dare you to remove

Michelle's kidney.

You sick son of a bitch. Do you

even care if she survives?

Care? Do I care? Nobody cares

more about this than me.

And besides, video never dies.

Now do it!

Where is your kidney?

Just look for the scar on my

back. I have one removed when I

was seven, just match it on the

other side.

What? How is she supposed to

survive with no kidneys?

Well! It might be nice to know

that patients can actually live

without kidneys for days, if

not weeks!

Do it! Finish the game!

I'm gonna do it on the count of

three, okay?

One...

Two...

Three...

I'm gonna, I'm gonna pull it

out. Okay?

Okay! That was great! That was

great!

Okay, Michelle. You're up. I

dare you to give Jennifer an

abortion.

You're pregnant?

I'm a little sick of the knife

so, let's see what else I got.

I guess these will have to do!

Do it!

You still don't get it, do you?

I'm gonna have to do this

myself.

No! No! No! No! No! No!

Where is it? Where is it?

You never asked me what I did

to the man that raped me!

Good game.

Guess I'm gonna have to go find

a new team.

Derik, Derik! Tell me. What was

it like being the newest member

of the Truth or Daredevils?

You wanna know the truth?