Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) - full transcript

Where in hell is your
so-called magician?

He will be here, Lancelot.

He swore it.

They're preparing
for a second wave.

Charge.

This... this is what
the end looks like.

Your so-called magician,
Merlin, cannot help us.

We're outnumbered, 100 to 1.

How are we gonna get out of this?

He promised a weapon,
one of great power.

Arthur, you are my King.



I will lay down my life for you,

but this Merlin is no wizard.

He's a worthless drunkard.

God, I'm sozzled.

One last nip.

Magic does exist.

It was found, long ago,

inside a crashed alien ship.

Hello?

Hello.

It is I,

conjurer of spirits,
master of the dark arts.

Is anyone there?

It is I, Merlin.



The wizard?

Remember me?

No. I kept your secret. I
did. Just as I promised.

I told no one of your
existence. No one.

But you have to
understand, we Britons

are in a desperate fight.

End-of-times sort of
thing. I mean it.

It's happening down
there now as we speak.

It's awful.

Big personalities just sort
of clashing and bloody.

I hate to ask... but
we need your help.

There are no spells.
There is no magic.

We retreat. Live to
fight another day.

No.

Without sacrifice...
There can be no victory.

This is madness.

He will be here.

All right, I am what they say.

I'm a liar, I'm a charlatan.
I've deceived my whole life.

But if I could, for one moment,
change this world for the better,

I would give up
everything. Everything.

I'd give up drink, money, wom...

Drink and money.

Look.

Good men will die
without your help.

Women. Children.

I know your world was
destroyed. I'm sorry.

But please don't
let ours die, too.

I beg of you.

Guardian knights, transform.
Dragon is yours to command.

Yes.

That would be just the thing.

Protect this staff.

One day a great evil
will come for it.

Oh, yes.

Charge.

It has been said through the ages,

without sacrifice,

there can be no victory.

There are mysteries
to the universe

we were never meant to solve.

I am Optimus Prime

and this message
is to my creators:

Leave planet earth alone.

Because I'm coming

for you.

These are troubled times.

Optimus Prime has left
us to find his makers.

Some say he will never return.

His sworn enemy,
Megatron... Vanished.

Without leaders, chaos reigns.

Two species at war.

One flesh, one metal.

Transformers are declared
illegal on earth.

The world has set up a
new paramilitary force.

The TRF.

Except in Cuba,

Castro lets them sun
on his beaches.

Hi, friend. Come
on. Let's move on.

- No, he's busy.
- He's always busy.

Mojito needs ice.

Ice.

We are not animals.

But these alien
beings keep arriving.

Endless waves of them.

Too many to count.

We look to the skies with
dread and we wonder.

This is the jam. I like this.

Good choice. Good choice.

Get it off my desk.

No way.

Where'd you get that?

How much of our time remains?

One hundred billion trillion
planets in the cosmos...

No, get the Director on
the phone. Go, go, go.

And they choose earth.

Why?

You all want to see
some dead robots?

You crazy? This is
an alien no-go zone.

Government doesn't
want us to go in here.

We're not supposed to be here.

We're kids, man. We get
away with anything.

Nah, man.

I'm getting me a souvenir.

Whoa, this is the real deal.

There's a dead one over there.

- Cool.
- Not cool.

TRF shot 'em down.

Whatever. My dad says shoot 'em
all and let god sort 'em out.

Chihuahua.

- Bro, what is that?
- Dude.

It's a robot.

Dude, I think it's dead.

Nah, bro.

Yeah, it's totally dead.

He's definitely, definitely dead.

I know, right?

Wait, guys. I think it's moving.

Warning. Unauthorised trespassing.

Shit.

This is the department
of Homeland Security.

You are trespassing in an
alien contamination zone.

Please step forward
calmly and surrender.

Hey.

Sqweeks. Do it.

Follow me.

Come on, get up.

Hey, sir. This area is active.

We just had two sentinels go down.

What have you got?

Never look back.

- It's coming.
- All right, go in there.

Damn. I almost had a heart attack.

Relax. We're covered.

Sqweeks.

What's that?

What the...

What happened to your arm?

Shot you?

Damn it.

He can't transform.

I'm trying to fix him.

But you're being a baby
about it, Sqweeks.

It's all right. You did good.

You have a big heart...

That seems to be working.

What's your workout routine?

It's all right. It's
all right. I told you.

"Covered." It's canopy.

Cyclops, zoom in on target.

Unable pid. Visual on
five little feathers.

Kids. Shit.

Cannot confirm Decepticon.

No badge. I got kids in danger.

- Canopy thing's pretty crazy.
- It's none of your business.

Stop flirting.

Request immediate air support.
Danger close. Do not fire.

- Who is he?
- Let's go.

Far as you're concerned,
my boyfriend.

How long's that been going on?

You kids gotta get out of here.

"Kids?" You're here.

I live here.

This is my home.

What's this? The living
room or the dining room?

Someone's gotta take care of 'em.

I don't think so.

- They're scared. They're lost.
- Hurry.

I've got a heat signature.
Hostile intent is displayed.

Tango is armed.

On location 30 seconds.
Am I cleared to fire?

No, place, no home, no family.
Do you know how that feels?

No, because your asses got big
old houses to go home to.

We got a condo.

I love her.

Viper flight. We need a clearance.

No badge, armed and hostile.
I got kids in danger.

Hostile intent. Hostile intent.

- Alien has a weapon.
- Fire.

He's down. Bravo team,
extract those kids.

We're moving out.

- Get up.
- I can't.

No, no, no, look at me.

Wake up, canopy.
You're gonna be okay.

I want to thank you.

Wake up, look at me. Wake up,
canopy. I'm not leaving you.

You're all I have left.

No, no, no.

Hey. It's all I got in my bag of

tricks, so you might
want to hop in.

Hey. Where are the keys?

Where are the keys?

I'm just gonna hotwire this bitch.

I'm tired of people
messing with me.

It's over.

No. I can fix him.

Nobody can fix him, he's dead.

Hey, look at me. Would
he want you to die, too?

Let's go, now.

Come on, come on.

Come on. Come on,
no time, let's go.

- What? Hey, you're that guy.
- No, I'm not that guy.

The one who saves transformers. I
thought you were just a legend.

Some legend.

- You were too late.
- Go. Go.

Hey, you know there's a
reward for turning you in.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Cool. You want to get punched
in the face, like, really hard?

No.

- Good. Go.
- Okay.

You're such an idiot.

See ya around, "legend."

Sqweeks.

Easy. Easy, all right?

I'm just here to help you.

Easy, buddy. Yeah.

You're hurt really bad. All right?

Protect from Quin...

I'm sorry.

Take the...

The talisman will protect you.

You don't owe me anything.

I can't. You keep it.

Quin... Quin...

He didn't make it, Bee.
I'm coming out solo.

This is turning into
one shitty-ass day.

Cyclops, eyeball kingfish.

Flip IR to EO.

He's a positive match,
sir. It's Cade Yeager.

It's over. Help yourself out here.

Where are the others?
The ones you're hiding.

I don't sell out friends.

"Friends."

This is an invasion.

One day we wake up...
They're in charge.

You see anybody in charge?

They just keep falling
out of the sky.

Something's coming, and you
can't shoot your way out of it.

What was that?

That was a mistake.

Watch out, watch out, watch out.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Next time you shoot somebody,

don't go near 'em till
you're sure they're dead.

Put the weapon down, trust me.

Easy, Bee. Easy.

I'll burn you so bad you'll
wish you'd died as a child.

Shoot him.

You're dead before
I hit the ground.

- I said stand down.
- Shoot. Shoot.

Take the shot.

Show.

Don't do it, Bee.

Hold your fire. Hold it.

You. Drop it.

I'm not dropping shit.

Hey.

The military doesn't want it this
way, Bee, you gotta believe that.

It's a new world order now and
these guys are calling the shots.

All they want is a
home, and you know it.

You push them, and
they push right back.

Hound's in town.

Love starting the day
off with a gunfight.

Sorry I'm late. My invitation
to this ass-kicking

must've got lost in the mail.

Me and my crew are
rolling out of here.

- Call off your birds.
- Let's go.

They're not gonna touch us.

All right, star 1, abort.
Negative Decepticon activity.

TRF, stand fast. Drop your guns.

You sure you don't want to
shoot? I'm a big old target.

Wusses.

Whose side are you on?

They're all bad.

No, they're not.

Eagle eye, tag him.

I've never seen one
like it, General.

This one's older, older
than Optimus Prime.

Decepticon Barricade was
spotted at that same location.

CIA's had him under pred
surveillance for a while now.

Yeah, he's been keeping
some interesting company.

The staff is hidden on earth.

A weapon of ultimate power.

We'll find this staff.

That voice.

I can hear it in my nightmares.

- Megatron.
- Waiting for authentication.

It's him.

Lord Megatron.

Get that out of my face.

Report.

Tell me you have
found the talisman.

I saw it. A dying knight
gave it to a human.

But there was too
much TRF firepower.

You let the talisman get away.

We must have it.

Without the talisman, we
cannot find the staff.

I know who can lead us to it.

The TRF.

Commander in chief
wants that weapon,

or "staff" as he calls
it, secured at all cost.

Maintain your covert
embed with TRF.

Sir... they just don't get it.

Our history with Bee
and the Autobots.

What we would all give to
have Prime back right now.

Optimus Prime.

Re-entry Cybertron.

My world.

What has happened to my world?

Your world is dying.

I've been waiting
for you, Optimus.

Come meet your maker.

You are my creator?

I am Quintessa, the prime of life.

What have you done to my home?

I will kill you.

You dare to strike your god?

Your war doomed Cybertron.

Megatron started the war.

You destroyed your
world, you fool.

My perfect creation.

You're going to fix it,

or the race of
transformers dies forever.

I made you.

You are mine to command.

How did you get in here?

My lord, that weird thing

we've been waiting for
1,600 years to happen...

I think it's really
happening this time.

The knight has arrived.

The talisman has been bestowed.

At last, Cogman. It begins.

Mine.

Yes.

Okay. Thanks.

Wembley. I was quite open.

There's a reason why
you're always open.

There's a reason
you're always single.

- What?
- What?

Idiot.

On, god. Okay.

So late, so late, so late.

484 CE. A desperate last stand

between civilisation
and barbarism.

Two worlds colliding.

Only one survives.

Lancelot. Percival.

King Arthur.

Honourable men.

Brave, muscles sinewed,

sweat glistening off their bodies.

A few brave men who were willing
to sacrifice all for victory.

Sound too good to be true, Poppy?

Because it's horseshit.

Arthur.

A likely composite of a Roman
General and a Celtic King.

Our dragon.

Just a medieval catapult.

And then we have Merlin,

our kingmaker.

Probably never existed.

The question is,

why? Why do we tell
ourselves these stories?

Other than the fact that
dragons are wicked.

It's because we want to believe.

Believe that we can be
heroes in our own lives.

When all seems lost,

a few brave souls, us,

can save everything
we've ever known.

Or is it just the dragons?

Well,

it won't be much longer
now, old friend.

Signs of the end
are all around us.

You know what to do, don't you?

We must rebuild my home.

There is a way to heal your world.

My power of creation, the staff,

was stolen from me by
my 12 guardian knights.

They betrayed me and
hid it on earth.

Gave it to your precious humans.

The staff is the only way to
bring life back to Cybertron.

You are going to find it for me.

Do you seek redemption, Prime?

Do you?

My maker,

I do.

No fear. No hate. No anger.

No fear. No hate. No anger.

Get off, you maggot.

I will kill you, flying rat.

He's very little. Very tiring.

Losing our heads
sitting around here.

So tired of hiding.

Hey, chief. Wow, nice...

God.

Nice horse you got there.

You're really getting into
this whole Indian thing, huh?

Don't call me chief.
My name is Sherman.

Aren't you the tribal chief?

Yeah. But from you it sounds...

I don't know, vaguely racist.

- My cruiser got stolen.
- What?

- Again.
- That's terrible.

You know what?

Shit's getting out of control.

There's crime going on everywhere.

A bunch of my stuff got stolen.

Cut the shit, Cade. And
get me my car back.

Is this an Autobot hookup site?

Nah, I just go here to dream.

Check out that classy chassis.

Look at the junk in her trunk.

Booyah. Big time.

I should not have eaten all of
that Tijuana street machinery.

Damn, forgot about
that cluster bomb.

Yo.

What's your problem, dude?

Sqweeks.

Next time, ease on the brakes.

That's the way I roll. I like to
make a statement when I arrive.

Well, you're getting dust
all over the campus.

This ain't no campus.
It's a junk yard.

Come on, hustle. Andale, andale

Jimmy.

Hey, don't take any
aggression out on me.

Damn it, Grimlock.
We're guests here.

You got in some shit?

Yeah, neck deep.

Cade, that's what you get for
taking the yellow bugger.

You need a leader out
there... like me.

Shut up. Before I do some damage

you won't walk away from.

You will never be Optimus Prime.

You talk too much.

Come on, man. Million-year-old
legendary warrior

and you act like a bunch
of junk yard dogs.

You're starting to piss me off.

Come back here, Grimlock.

Turn around. What do
you got in your mouth?

I swear, I am wasting
my time protecting you.

Drop the cruiser right now.

I know you got chief
Sherman's cruiser.

Drop it.

Serves you right.
Spit it out. Spit it.

Don't eat cars. Don't eat cars.

You get back in your hole and
think about what you did.

It's like the Macy's Thanksgiving
day parade out here, Jimmy J.

You hired me from a want ad
in the Dakota penny ledger.

Think that comes
with a superpower?

That is a dinosaur.
An alien dinosaur.

That was not in the ad.

It tried to eat me yesterday.

You want to go to federal prison?

No, no, I don't want
to go to any prison.

Well, that's where
you're gonna go, okay?

Because you're
aiding and abetting.

I'm a fugitive, all right?

I'm the big boss, you're
my little crimey.

When you leave,

it becomes the wild
kingdom out here.

I don't know what to do.

I told you, this is a junk yard.

They blend in with
other junk. That's it.

You hired me to be senior Vice
President of worldwide operations.

- Did I tell you that?
- Yes, that's what you said.

I made that shit up.

Do not take this title
away from me, Cade.

This is not a start-up, okay? I
don't do this shit for money.

It's for the higher cause.

You don't do this
shit for the money?

What's wrong with you?
How you gonna eat?

What's he doing here?

Daytrader's here.

Here comes the most irritating,
annoying transformer on earth.

What did he give you
to get past the gate?

Nothing.

Hey, Cade. He gave him this.

I've never seen that
before in my life.

Come on, say it. You
wanted the alien blaster.

You said a big gun
makes a big man.

Hey, you know human beings
lose their temper, right?

- Don't you dare. Hey, hey.
- Come here.

The worst senior Vice President...

Stop it. Stop it.

Yeah, you're real tough.
What, you been working out?

- Should I frag him?
- Yes, definitely frag him.

I heard that, Hound.

Easy.

Oh, god. You always resort to
violence right off the bat.

I love violence.

Daytrader. The hell
are you doing here?

You find our spaceship yet?

I'm getting tired of
hanging around here,

waiting to catch a bullet.

Carbon monoxide, and perhaps a
small gasoline drinking problem

are gonna kill you long before a
bullet, my corpulent comrade.

- Back off. Get out of my face.
- Watch it. Guys, stop.

You want to throw down with Hound?

Tough guy, huh? Rude.

How about you trying to
carry all this stuff?

That's where that's been.

Come on.

Look what I found in buffalo.

Starscream's head,
ladies and gentlemen.

Look what I got. New
voice box for Bee.

Is it gonna work this time?

I only got the good
stuff, Cade. Come on.

You hear that, Bee?
You're gonna talk, buddy.

♪ Can't touch this ♪

Get down, Bee.

♪ Too hype, can't touch this ♪

All right, what else you got?

Where'd you get
that piece of junk?

A knight of Iacon
talisman in this dump?

Nah, it's not real.

Is it? No, definitely not.

Hey, give it to me,
I'll take it off you.

You think I don't know what the
hell this is? How valuable?

But I know it's something,
because it's got you

licking your chops, you skank.

Words hurt, Cade.

There are exactly
seven... count them.

Seven signs of the apocalypse.

And that talisman showing
up here is numero one.

If that fancy pancake was real,

I'd grab the spaceship and
blow this dirtball planet.

All right, I'm gonna go
slather myself in oil.

Turn your back, Drift, if it
offends your sensibilities.

Now that is something
you can't unsee.

I barely understand what's
coming out of your mouth.

Hey, mister.

This isn't happening.

You cannot stay here,
kid. I got enough strays.

I'm not a kid. I'm
useful. I fix shit.

- Yeah, good for you.
- Better than anyone.

And I have a name, you know.

It's Izabella.
Izabella with a "z."

I don't care if it's a "z,"
an emoji, or a dollar sign,

all right? This is no place for...

Just go home. Please.

I don't got a home.

And they...

They just killed

the last thing that
I called family.

So no,

I'm not going anywhere.

I want to stay and I
want to fight them.

Them?

You can't fight them, and
you can't beat them.

All right? They have the
support of the entire world.

You, you're a kid.

Why are you still following me?

First flames, dude.

Hey. Mister. Your
trailer's on fire.

Hey, corner.

- Oh, my god.
- Buddy. I'm proud of you.

I know, but you gotta do
it outside now, okay?

You could burn this
whole place down.

I know, but you're coming into
your power now, all right?

So you gotta blow
the flames... no.

Terry, get me a beer, will ya?

Hey, guys, you gotta cut the crap.

You're tearing everything apart.

Perfect delivery, buddy. You
gotta work on the pick-up.

I still got him in training.

What happened to your family?

You first.

Wife passed away.
Daughter's at college.

She might as well be on the moon.

At least she's still here, bro.

I go and visit her,
we both get arrested.

Is that bad enough for you, "bro?"

Your turn, unless you're
too tough to share.

Decepticon fired a rocket.

Parents were home, I wasn't.

No way I was going to foster.

Hey, little guy.

You're heavy.

You gotta go. You can't stay here.

I'm sorry.

Fine.

Fine.

I'll bounce in the morning.

Great. Look, if you're hungry, I
got some frozen pizza burritos.

There might be some
smucker's in the fridge.

And tell everyone where you are.

Hey, am I being blackmailed
by a 12-year-old?

Fourteen.

You know, you're
really missing out.

Because it's okay to
be a kid, little J-lo.

You think you're a bad-ass?

All right, tough guy, I
901: A pop quiz for you.

Say you got an inline
energon leak on a slant-6.

Don't get it fixed, Autobot's
about to bleed out.

You got 30 seconds. Now,
what are you gonna do? Go.

All right. First of all,
transformers don't have a slant-6.

That's a Chrysler engine, like
way back in ancient history.

The late '60s are not
ancient history.

Yeah, but if I was
fixing an energon leak,

I'd cauterise the
artery and re-channel

the central flow
into the... the...

The whatchamacallit,
the tube with the...

- The doohickey thing.
- Yeah.

Not bad.

Watch your mouth.

How long has this been here?

It's growing. Yeah.

Three metres a day.

Six horns.

Six horns, six locations.

And they're growing at
an exponential rate.

Alien... whatever they are.

Chinese call them
"horns from hell."

Oh, my god.

Cybertron is coming.

What?

I'll have 17 minutes to
brief the President.

What do you got for me?

It's an unmodelled
perturbation mass...

Look at this. It's amazing
this thing flies at all.

Is it some kind of neck cancer?

No. It's much worse than that.

It's a gravitational anomaly
caused by a planet-sized object

with a current velocity
of 1/10th light speed.

That's some geek
stuff. Is it a threat?

- If you just give me...
- No, I got a lunch. No.

No, it's not a threat.

A threat might kill you.

This will kill you in three clays.

How much do you weigh?

Are you technically
considered overweight?

No. It's just all my gear.

It's like somebody
packed 10 pounds

of shit in a five-pound sack.

- No, he's a chunky Autobot.
- You wanna stop that?

Hound, pull up the sat phone.

I'm bouncing a signal through
Portugal, Istanbul and Katmandu.

You got 20 seconds, chief.

- Whoops.
- Really?

Infestation of puppy transformers.

This here's a big boy zone.

Hello?

Hello? Dad?

Look, I know... I know
you can't talk to me

or say anything back.

But you can listen.

I'm gonna say what I always
say until you hear me.

You don't need to save the world.

You need a frigging girlfriend.

Wherever you are, I don't
want you to die alone.

And I know you only got
five seconds left, so...

I'm fine, I'm safe.

And I love...

Any longer, they'd have
snagged our location.

You're a hell of a father,
Cade. Don't forget it.

Hell, my dad never called me.

We call it the tank.

He likes it down here.

This is where I deal
with the dark shit.

Decepticons seem
just as interested

in these structures as we are.

Pred snapped this in Siberia.

He's been seen at all six horn
locations around the world.

ID confirmed. Megatron.

And get this. He made
contact with TRF.

Snatched up two CIA case officers.
Said he wants to negotiate.

With him? What the
hell does he want?

Certain alien associates
of his released.

Scheduled contact is
ID'd and cleared.

Confirmation. Hostages are clear.

The department of
justice has okayed it

so long as the us military
watches his every move.

You're gonna be on point,
because he is not our friend.

You know who they
always kill first?

Lawyers.

We've made deals with the devil
before during times of crisis.

If we're gonna get through this,
we have got to open the door

and let the monsters inside.

There is a weapon out there
of unimaginable power.

A threat to our very existence.

And Megatron can lead us to it.

Do I know you, human?

- I want my crew.
- Give me names.

- Mohawk.
- Mohawk?

What up, fellas? Man, I
want to kill you right now.

But I'ma kill you later.

Definitely gonna kill
you all mofos later.

- He's cleared.
- All right.

Dreadbot.

Dreadbot. In for bank robbery.

Aggravated assault. Murder.

Double murder. Triple
murder. Nine dead.

Didn't even take the money. No.

We're not letting him out, no.

What?

I mean, but we can be flexible.

If he wears a GPS
tracker, it's fine.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Nitro Zeus.

Baby, free at last.

Thank Megatron, I'm free at last.

Thank you. Gonna miss you, Tim.

Thank you for your
hospitality, Brad.

I know where you live, Enrique.

Say hello to your wife for me.

But the government requests that
he does not leave the county.

- And we're serious about that.
- Okay.

Okay.

And last but not least, berserker.

I'll suck your brains.

- Absolutely not.
- Yeah. No.

No. No. There are
limits. Pick again.

Onslaught.

You need a bigger door.

Let me run that up the
flag pole real quick.

I just got to call someone.

Great, thank you. Yes. Yes.

Go. Go.

What do you really want, Megatron?

What anyone wants, human.

To go home.

Yeah, that'd be all
right with me, too.

Megatron, he's after
something Yeager has.

Something they need to
help find this weapon.

We're gonna let those
Decepticons do our dirty work.

On my go, they'll be given
Yeager's hideout coordinates.

You track Megatron every step.

Take the weapon.

And then I'm taking his ass out.

No fear. No hate. No anger.

Hey, guys.

Rise and shine. Top
of the morning.

Broke our asses bagging
these Decepticons.

Now they let them out?

What's really going on, Lennox?

Classified.

Just run your team.

Today,

we hunt.

Another glorious, boring day.

Air's gonna be on station.

We're gonna have all eoir sensors
on these guys as they move.

Flight, push tactical
when airborne.

I want air ops locking
down this transport.

Decepticons in sight 100%.

Decepticons have just been
given Yeager's location.

Cyclops. Decepticons
approaching junk yard target.

You strapping on a Decepticon arm?

Perfect.

Well, he was an ugly little robot.

You look like a warrior, Sqweeks.

Here goes, Bee.

Just do whatever you want.

Hey, Z, come on over here
and work on a real bot.

Doc, come in, Doc.

That's it.

No, third one on your left.

No. Wait. Your left. Right here.

I know what I'm
doing. Don't rush me.

Hey, calm the temper, okay?

Think he likes this?

It's like being in
a dentist's chair.

Do you like the dentist? No.

Hound said you can
only listen to her.

Your daughter. You
can't talk back.

He's got a big mouth.

Said if you do, they
can voice match you

from some computer somewhere
and track you down.

Well, that's the world we live in.

What would you say to her?

Brush your teeth, work hard.

Stay away from any boy in a
band, especially a drummer.

Yeah, drummers are the worst,
not to mention stupid.

And DJs? Real dickheads.

Come on.

We had a thing. All right?
A saying, back and forth.

She'd always ask me, "dad,
what are you doing tomorrow?"

And I'd say, "I'll
figure it out tomorrow."

Looks to me like you're running
out of tomorrows, Yeager.

That's just what she'd say.

Okay, Bee.

Done.

Come on, buddy, sit
up. Let's hear it.

Come on.

Your real voice. For the first
time, buddy. Belt it out.

This is so exciting.

No. This isn't my damn voice.

I'm gonna kill him, Bee.

This is such bullshit.

Okay, you know what?
I'm not giving up.

All right? You're gonna speak
with your own voice one day.

Daytrader is a punk-ass bitch.

Cade. That thingy... that code.

It's a red thingy.
There's somebody coming.

Shit.

Reaper has eyes on junk yard.

We have pid on kingfish.

Halt. This is protected land.

Sixty seconds to evac. Let's move.

Cyclops, it appears
kingfish is on the move.

They know.

We're blown, guys. We
gotta roll out now.

Hey, those are the Feds.

I know the government when
I see the government.

Grab as many weapons as you can.

I'm not going to jail. I
can't go to jail, man.

Hey. This is the real
world. Okay? Let's go.

I can't go to jail. I'm
too skinny for jail.

I can't even lift weights.

Bee, let's move.

Give me this one. You
definitely gimme this one.

This will mess somebody up good.

Roll out of here, Cade. I'm
gonna buy you some time.

Don't be a hero, Hound.
We're out of here now.

Wait. Wait.

Hell, I was born a hero.

You're not leaving me.

You leave me, they take Sqweeks.

Leave Sqweeks. He's a survivor.

Megatron, they got up out of here.

I kicked more ass in prison.

The end is near, my old
treacherous friend.

She's coming.

What a shame you'll
be unable to see it.

Come and get some,
you little bitch.

Coming your way, Lennox.

We box these things in, they
will protect themselves.

Yeah, we'll see.

Tactical positions, let's go.

You, too, knuckle-dragger.
Stay out of sight. Come on.

Decepticons are coming.

All right. We all know
our hiding places.

What's this? The tracker
brought them right to us.

- When are you going to grow up?
- Dang it.

Target is four klicks away. They
just entered an abandoned town.

Let's go. Out. Out. Out. Out.

Hey.

Yeager's got vital
intel. Detain only.

TRF operation. Stay out of my way.

Those were my men.

Hey, there is some scary
shit going on out there.

I'd like to at least
keep my blaster.

Not today. We're
sticking to the plan.

The whole town is
wired and rigged.

You. Sit down. Now. Stay put.

Just a heads up. We're
probably going to jail,

so try getting used to that.

Here they come.

Autobots, get ready.

Hey, Cade, you mind if I bail?

Don't attack until I say.

Yeah, Decepticons
is in the streets.

- I feel a fight coming.
- I'ma kill you all right now.

Search this town.

He's here.

I'm letting you all know
what we came to do.

Get over here.

Look at that little blue
beetle-looking mofo.

Look at this little ugly dude.

You are awash in their
repulsive scent. Disgusting.

- Hey.
- Bee, stop her.

Put him down.

No. No, no, no, no.

Here she go. Look at her, walking
all strong with pigtails.

Go to hell.

This planet is hell.

What's that on your arm?

- Put him down.
- Shit.

You think I'm afraid
of you, cabrén?

- Hey, stop.
- Cade Yeager.

I need that talisman.

We don't do this kamikaze shit.

You wanna go out there and start
screaming at a Decepticon?

- Get those vile beings.
- I'm on 'em.

Freeze.

I got the leg.

Gotcha.

And his fat head.

Don't get any better than that.

Drift, now.

Decepticons, retreat.

Chickens.

That plan went to shit.

That's the only plan you got?

Get down, get down, get down.

- What are those?
- TRF.

We gotta get inside. Come on. Run.

This is supposed to
hunt terrorists,

not tax-paying Americans.

Not that I pay taxes, but...

Yo, Meg. M-tron.

Stop playing. Come on. Am
I the only one in here?

This ain't right.

- We're safe in here.
- There's always one in charge.

Just like back in
Chicago, like a mother.

Go, go, go.

Run.

Move, move, move.

Hide in that room.

Come on, come on, come on.

I left the hood to not get shot

and now I'm getting shot.

This is the worst job ever.

Does this job even
have healthcare?

It doesn't, do it?

You try treating a bullet
wound by yourself.

Watch out.

Run. Run.

Hide. Hide.

Facial mapping engaged,

you're a dead man.

Shit. There's another one.

- I got this.
- What are you doing?

It's using facial recognition.

Are you crazy?

- Stay behind me.
- What?

- Jimmy J, don't.
- I got this. Get behind me.

- Don't do it.
- Get behind me.

It's a bad idea.

Shit.

Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?

Cade, I just want to tell
you, I love you, man.

What?

This job wasn't what I thought,
but I appreciate everything.

- What are you doing?
- I'm dying.

It was only a beanbag, dude.

There's no hole?

There's no hole, there's
no blood, no nothing.

- There's no hole.
- Will you get up?

Stop trying to act like a hero.

It was a beanbag? That shit
hurt like a bullet, man.

I felt it go through me.

Come on, that
building right there.

There's always one in charge.

All right, we take
out the big one,

we're gonna take them all out.

Come on, come on, come on.
Hurry, hurry, they're coming.

- Oh, my god. A leprechaun.
- Who the hell are you?

Leprechauns are tiny,
green and Irish,

and that is offensive.

What are you looking
at, little girl?

What are you looking at?

Hello. Master Cade, I have
been sent to collect you.

- Collect me?
- That is correct.

You're not collecting shit.

- Man. Slow down.
- So, you want to play rough.

No. No. Cade.

Shit.

- Cade. Cade.
- Hold on.

Did you see that? Hang on.

I am so clumsy.

- Is he still alive?
- Hold on.

Is he still living?

No, he's going to die.

My lord, this is not my fault,

but he just burst out
of the elevator.

Ten stories.

Oh, my god.

Did you have a backup plan, sir?

- Did he live?
- I don't know. He just flew.

My lord, rip an arm off a human

and they'll go wherever you want.

What's the matter with you?

You little gnats.

There you are. Good
to find you alive.

Just like nothing happened.

- Let's make you presentable.
- Hey. Come on.

Shiny, spic and span.

- Back off, Jeeves.
- There.

- You look better already, sir.
- Who are you?

My name is Cogman, sir. And
I am here because of that.

And that is here because of you.

It will not leave you until
your quest is fulfilled.

You have been chosen.

What do you mean, "chosen?"

I will explain everything if
you'll kindly come with me.

Cade, what's with
this C-3PO rip-off?

Don't kill the messenger

or the messenger will kill you.

Now then, I'm afraid all this
ballyhoo is on your account.

If you want to save your
friends, you will leave them.

Hey, don't talk to
that leprechaun.

What, and run off with
some crazy ninja Butler?

Your friends will be
safe in your absence.

In your presence, unsafe.

You are more important than
you can possibly imagine.

You are needed, sir.

Urgently.

My master is fond of saying

that all the important
decisions in life

often come down to
just one moment.

You're gonna be all
right. You're family now.

They're gonna take care
of you, I promise.

The plane is waiting. We
are going to England.

Bee?

Listen up, little Miss
Sunshine, I'm in charge now.

Just don't expect any
bedtime stories.

Welcome to air Folgan.

Please strap in.
Turbulence can kill.

There will be no snack service on
this flight, no drinks, no fun.

Tracking Yeager. He's
over the pond right now.

It took some finding,
but sats have him.

Megatron and crew are
bearing down on the UK.

So is Yeager. It's no coincidence.

I want you airborne with
your team to the UK asap.

Pick up. Pick up.

Yeah?

- Don't hang up.
- It's you again.

I've told you, you have
nothing to offer. Get lost.

I need a favour, Folgers. I'd
do it myself, but I can't.

You ever fly a Cuban aeroplane?

They're from the 1940s.
So are the pilots.

Book of cyber-kells.

- I found it.
- The ancient book? Impossible.

Not when you know the right
janitor. And I know many.

The book exists.
Unseen for centuries.

Pages that literally dissolve
at room temperature,

made from some old kind of
goat scrotum or something.

Trinity library. Today, 4:00 P.M.

Be there if you want to
know how it all ends.

Object confirmed as
exoplanet Cybertron.

Two days, seven hours to impact.

Optimus, it is time
you knew the truth.

The place you call earth

has another name. Unicron.

Earth... unicron?

Cybertron's ancient enemy.

Yes.

You are going to kill him.

With my staff, we will drain
the very life from unicron.

- Earth will die...
- Yes.

And your world will be reborn,

Nemesis Prime.

I will fight anyone
who stands in my way.

The alien horns are still growing,

some of them reaching 400 metres.

More alien rubbish.

Have you found a man yet, Viviane?

- No.
- So sad.

You should really look in here.

I mean, there are lots of adverts,
some of them very tempting.

This one's looking for a BBW.
I don't know what that is.

- It's a car, dear.
- Right.

Big beautiful woman.

Is it? Who knew?

Looking at the classifieds.

This one's got its own dungeon.

Great. I love dungeons.

See, that's perfect
for you, isn't it?

All that old stuff,
you'd love that.

History is being rewritten and
you want to talk about a man.

Or a woman.

Aunt Helen.

"Women seeking women." Here we go.

You could ask me about my work.

Why would we do that?

I mean, it's just dusty old books.

Now I welcome the end of days.

What's so terrible
about me wanting you

to have what I had
with your father?

He was an ass.

Do you know what
father didn't have?

The one thing that his beloved
knights of the round table

had in spades and he
was utterly lacking?

Honour.

You can say that again.

If you can stop loathing
a dead man long enough,

you might want to have
a look in his study.

All that rubbish.

There might be something
you want to keep.

Do not touch that.

Sorry, daddy.

I don't want anything.

Tell the university
to take the lot.

"The 12th Earl of Folgan

"urgently requests your
presence at high tea

"this very moment."

Stop.

Move. Move.

Gog sump.

Okay, okay.

Please, mademoiselle,
don't do that.

- What?
- Je m'appelle Hot Rod.

Christ alive, you're one of them.

Back. Be quiet. Do
not hit me again.

So, which bloody
bot are you, then?

Soundwave? Shockwave?

At least tell me that I've been

abducted by one of
the famous ones.

I am so much better
than all of them.

Help. I'm being kidnapped.

Mademoiselle, sit down.

Help. Yes, yes, hello.

Hello, Lamborghini.

Would you help?

Sorry, I've just
been kidnap... nuts.

I love this car.

The white cliffs of Dover.

That's a good girl. Good girl.

Good girl. Come on.
There's a good girl.

We have guests.

What's the matter with you?

Shit. My bits are falling off.

Idiot.

Hello there.

What the hell?

Good girl.

Master, he's a
complete knucklehead.

I'm awfully sorry about
that, but you see,

he thinks it's still the year 1918
or 1914. Something like that.

So sad.

World War I and all that stuff.

I mean... battle of the
Marne, battle of the Somme,

battle of the Marne,
battle of Passchendaele.

Trenches and mud and death

and Gore and all that.
It's terribly sad.

"It's a long way to Tipperary,
it's a long way to go."

Yeah, but it's... it's terrible.

I mean, so sad, you know?
But then, I mean...

Isn't it? I mean, this
late onset of, well...

Robot dementia.

It's not at all pretty.

I don't know what you're smoking
in that pipe, man, but...

What's going on here?

Did you drag me to some
transformer retirement home?

Look, somebody better start
talking, or I'm outta here.

Okay.

Bumblebee?

We only met when I was a
little boy in short pants.

I must have been that tall.

Maybe taller. Or maybe
shorter, I can't remember.

- But never forget a face.
- Bee, you know this guy?

I don't... With you.

Yes.

Let's have a look at this thing.

Please. Very interesting.

Yes.

You keep a secret for so
long, knowing it to be true,

and yet, deep down inside,

you begin to wonder,

"has my life been wasted?"

Have you ever felt
like that, Mr. Cade?

It's just Cade.

Look, old timer, I
don't have a ton

of Patience for riddles right now.

Yes, but you want to
know, don't you, "dude,"

why they keep coming here.

To earth. Right?

I do so love perfect timing.

What a bitching car she is.

No, no, no, little lady.

Why do you have to be
like that? Pourquoi?

So, is this a kidnapping
sort of situation

or her first transformer
experience?

It's both, really.

Do not hit me again.

But she does have a rather
nice fight-or-flight response.

She's very difficult.

My name is Edmond Burton,
12th Earl of Folgan.

Last surviving member of the
order of the Witwiccans.

What's up?

Does he have to loom like that?

"U'&" what'?

"UK rut?"

Hot Rod.

- It's his French accent.
- Is he French?

No, he just likes the accent.

No, no, no. I hate the accent.
But I can't get rid of it.

I'm stuck with the accent.

He's a soldier, Miss Viviane.

He swore an oath to your
father to protect you.

Some dad you got there.

That is a nice ride. I mean,
you can roll right up

to Buckingham Palace
in that thing.

Okay, you, American man, shut it.

What am I doing here?

- Yeah, why is she here?
- Introductions.

Miss Viviane Wembley.
Master of history, Oxford.

Doctor of philosophy, also Oxford.

And doctor of letters, again
Oxford, I think. Anything else?

Anyway, meet Cade.

Yeager.

Cade Yeager. I'm an inventor.

You're an inventor.

- Yes, I am.
- What have you invented?

- A lot of things.
- Like?

Like a lot of things. Like...

- Things that you've heard of.
- Like?

Well, things that you
will have heard of, okay?

Patents are pending.

Don't say that. What's "ah?"

You know, I could do
that, too. "I'm English,

"and I'm too cool for feelings."

What, I've come
here to be insulted

by some over-educated ivory-tower
Princess in a stripper dress?

Stripper?

Well, only in America is a
finer education an insult.

And if my dress makes
you feel uncomfortable,

then maybe I could take it off.

Okay.

That's enough.

What's your problem? No, no, no.

Cogman?

Shall I take his head off, madam?

Tempting, but I can
defend my own honour.

But I do so very much want
to crush his windpipe.

Control, Cogman. You must learn
to control that impulse.

Channel it into other things.

Yes, my lord.

Like making beds or cooking food.

Polishing the silver.
I am trying, my lord.

He is a "headmaster."
A very rare breed.

That dude is disturbed, yeah?

Like, seriously evil.
Like, split personality.

Good.

Cogman? Glass 17c is
missing. Did you break it?

I've been a Butler for the
aristocracy for 700 years.

You are the worst
I've ever worked for.

These were all my predecessors.

They're all Folgans. And
that was my aunt there.

My great-great-great-great aunt.

She poisoned my great-great-great
uncle for some reason.

She was barking mad, she
was an absolute bitch.

There's my grandfather
over there, Aloysius.

And that's Arnold,
my third cousin.

He drunk sewage water, committed
suicide. He was quite mad.

They were all mad, really.

There's bullet holes.

No, no. Nasty critter.

No, no, no, no, no.

That's the watch that killed
Hitler. Don't screw with it.

These are all the Witwiccans.

In our halcyon days we
were quite the club.

Brilliant minds, explorers,

scientists, artists,
world leaders.

Renaissance thrill seekers.

People like Catherine the
great, Empress of all Russia,

General Washington,

William Shakespeare, Queen
Elizabeth of England,

Abraham Lincoln,
Frederick Douglass,

Harriet Tubman, the
Wright brothers,

Giotto, Michelangelo, Darwin,
Churchill, Einstein,

Stephen Hawking, Henry
V, Leonardo Da Vinci,

Newton, de Lavoisier,
Mozart, Beethoven, Mahler,

Edmund Hillary, Teddy
Roosevelt, Copernicus,

Tesla, Galileo.

They all belonged to a
secret society, you see.

All united in one cause.

To protect the secret
history of transformers.

Here. On earth.

Now, this is the
Witwiccan family tree.

Merlin, Viviana.

Goes back 40 generations.

Go over to that desk.
There's a photograph there.

Your father was a member.

He very much wanted
to tell you that.

And my own family had some...

Small part in all this.

Zb-7.

That looks just like Bee.

It is. He was attached
to the devil's brigade.

Pretty vicious military unit.

Helped turn the tide
of war, you know?

We're not invited.

- Bee?
- Yeah.

But he's so nice.

Behind the lines, during the war,
they called him many things.

"Nice" was never one of them.

It all began in 484 ad,

when King Arthur and
his wizard, Merlin,

stared down and vanquished the
Saxon hordes at Mount Badon.

That's his sword and
his mace there.

It's a myth.

Yeah, every legend, every myth,

every story whispered
around the campfire

has a logical explanation.

With that I agree wholeheartedly,
but logic has left the building.

You're talking about magic.

What, like your walking,
talking Lamborghini?

"Any sufficiently
advanced technology

is indistinguishable from magic."

Arthur C. Clarke. Impressive.

Yeah. And count 'em,
zero student loans,

doctor, or professor, philosopher,
whatever you call yourself.

It's all of the above.

Now, this place was built

around the original round table.

Percival, Gawain,
Tristan, Lancelot.

They sat right here.

Twelve in all.

And behind them sat the 12
who came from Cybertron.

We fight for honour.

We fight for the human race.

For all that is good in mankind.

To brothers old and brothers new.

To brothers old and brothers new.

No sacrifice, no victory.

Twelve alien knights
who saw in Camelot

what the human race
could be at its finest.

A race of honour.

Cogman?

You ruined the moment again.

I was making the moment more epic.

Just be quiet.

What's the matter with you?

If I could find his
neck, I'd strangle him.

This belonged to
King Arthur himself.

Now, legend held that one last
knight would someday be chosen

and the struggle to save
the world would begin.

It would appear, Mr. Cade,

that that last knight is you.

What?

You're saying he travelled the
whole universe to find me?

No, not you specifically.

Not a failed inventor
from the state of Texas.

No, god forbid.

Stop it.

What?

You know, if you don't stop it,

I will send you back to
Cybertron in a little tiny box.

Scary.

I am not a failed inventor.

No, he meant the qualities
of a knight, Mr. Cade.

Miss Viviane, the qualities
of a knight, if you please?

Qualities of a knight,
purity of heart,

valour, honour, virtue, integrity.

I have those.

And most importantly...

- Is he chaste?
- Chased?

Dude, I was getting chased
when your little weirdo buddy

brought me over here on the plane.

"Chaste."

C-h-a-s-t-e. "T."

Celibate?

Yeah, I know... I
was making a joke.

You don't think I
know how to spell?

- I know what he meant.
- Sure you were.

No whoopee, Mr. Cade?

It's been a while.

Well, how long's "a while?"
A week? A month? A year?

None of your business.

Well, we need to ask
you the question.

Awhile.

What is this?

Is that, like, another
English thing?

No, no. Just a curious thing.

Well, maybe I'm saving myself.

What are you saving
yourself for, old age?

You, English lady, shut it.

What is this? Some sort of a map?

This table is from Cybertron.

It's a puzzle I've been
working on for some time.

My entire life, actually.

And what do these
glyphs say about it?

They're olde cybertronian.

A mantra whispered
through the cosmos.

Wait a minute.

I heard that before.

A knight on a ship.
What does it mean?

"With your dying breath,
protect the staff."

Okay, this is ridiculous.

They had their name for it.

We have ours.

The staff of Merlin.

Bequeathed to him by an alien
race. Fused with his DNA.

So that only he would have the
key to unlock its alien power.

Or as they knew it in those days,

magic.

The staff was buried
with Merlin's body.

A thousand years we've
kept it hidden.

If it ever fell into the
wrong hands, it would mean

the imminent destruction of
everything we know and love.

The 12 guardian knights combined

into a mighty dragon
to protect it.

And now it is in great danger.

Megatron. He was after this.

So the battle is upon us.

It is why they're here, why
they keep coming to earth.

And we must claim the staff
before it is too late.

Wait. We what?

Only a direct descendant
of Merlin himself

can wield this instrument
of absolute power.

And you, Miss Viviane,

are Merlin's last descendant
here on earth, and as such,

you are our last hope.

Okay, wait. Go back.

You're saying that I'm related
to the wizard Merlin?

Bit of a shock, isn't it?

Only you know the
staff's location,

imparted to you by your father.

He had to leave a clue, didn't he?

Are you sure?

She doesn't have that "I know
where the staff is" look.

Listen, the only thing that
my father imparted to me

was to get out of his study.

"Two worlds colliding,
only one survives."

Your words exactly. Only
lecture time is over.

You were born for this.

This is the latest image of
their world coming here.

And you're all that
stand in its way.

So you'd better find
that staff quickly.

Now.

TRF.

Surround the castle
and lock it down.

MI6 and TRF are here.

Move it. Go.

Cogman, get me to London, okay?

- The decoy car is ready?
- Hurry along.

I got 'em, boys.

Hurry, move. Quick, quick, quick.

Get us out of here, Bee.

Get out of here. My weapon
will stop the time.

Einstein would've been
tickled pink. Foo-foo.

Quick, this way, this way. Hurry.

Shotgun. I'm called shotgun.

Inbound helos, you
are clear to land.

Colonel Lennox just hit the deck.

This is Santos, team
leader USA. What you got?

TRF airship on the way.

Meet me around back, Bee.

I suck at this game.

When you bite your nails,
you give everything away.

Mum?

Everybody, this is Cade.

Cade, this is my family.

Hello.

- Hi.
- Cade?

Hello. I'm Marie.

Do you have a dungeon?

Oh, my goodness. Hands
like rough old maple.

He looks hard as wood.

Don't touch him. I'm gonna
go and get changed.

I got a call from a very irate
janitor at Trinity library.

You're late.

We are, as they say,
in a bit of a pickle.

Do not mess with
me at this moment.

It's hot, and I am
on a short fuse.

Quick. Get to the library.

This chasing is stressing me out.

MI6 and TRF are gonna
find us. We got to hurry.

My dad had a lot of stuff.

So, finding the
staff's location...

What does that mean? We're
looking for, like, what?

Like, a map, or a
letter, or books, or...

Holy shit. It'll take a year
to find something in here.

I don't know where to
find this bloody staff.

Look at this little
fake horse. Probably

stuffed in its butt or something.

Guys do stupid stuff like that.

What is going on up there?

You checking behind pictures?

Just rip it. Rip it apart.

Just grab it. Hurry,
let's make this quick.

This is exciting.

- I can't get it out.
- Great.

Oh, my god. Such a hoarder.

It's like having
Tarzan in the house.

Slow down.

- I'm gonna take a peek.
- No.

Come on, come on.
Answer me, come on.

Damn you, tell me where it is.

Not so fast. I want in.

To be a Witwiccan, you have
to be a special person.

You, sir, are not.

Read me into the club and I'll
tell you. Right here, now.

Over the phone? That is
absolutely barbaric.

Over the phone. Do it, Englishman.

As the 12th Earl of Folgan,
by the power imbued

by his majesty King Arthur

and his league of knights
of the round table,

I now Grant you, Seymour
Rutherford Simmons...

- Entrance into...
- "Admittance," not "entrance."

Don't try to snooker
me. Get it right.

Enough, enough, enough.
Just tell me. Now.

Shut up. "Shh" yourselves.

What's the matter with you all?

Stack six, row C.

Hurry, man, they're dissolving
scrotums. Let's go.

I'm going. I'm going. It's
very confusing talking to you.

Come on, old man, get there.

Come on, Simmons, you
said no work today.

Let's get your pale-ass
legs and go to the beach.

I'm working here, all right?
Five minutes, I swear.

You always say five
minutes. That means no.

Just go get Rodrigo and Julio
and get the game started.

I hate Rodrigo.

I'll set and bump with
you in 10 minutes.

Okay, come on, I'm in the
middle of something.

Okay, back.

They knew way back in the dark
ages where the end would begin.

There is Cybertron
and there is earth.

Only they don't call it earth
at all, they never did.

They called it something else.

One will suck the other dry,

a giant succubus, until
only one remains.

Earth is unicron.

One day his horns will rise to
fight the mad goddess Quintessa.

She will end our planet
to resurrect her own.

Let's go. Hurry.

- My lord.
- Cogman, go.

- Tell me where it goes down.
- I just dropped it to you.

The horns are the key
to the location.

Why are they spread out
all over the earth

in a jumble? The
answer, they aren't.

Time and mother nature
pulled them apart.

That's Pangaea. The
supercontinent.

It's the same shape
on the round table.

Take a gander, Folgers,

at what's smack in the centre
of that perfect circle.

- Genius.
- That's Stonehenge.

One of the greatest
mysteries of the ages.

No one understood its
purpose until now.

- No one. Except me.
- That's where it all begins.

You're the man behind
the man. Do something.

I'll handle it, brother
Simmons, fear not.

I never had a brother.

Feels nice.

Beach time. Ready?

"Viviane followed Merlin."

What does that mean?

My secret cupboard.

Okay, okay.

"Viviane followed Merlin."

Only Merlin could wield
the magic staff.

Merlin and little
girls, of course.

Navy museum, that's got
to be where the staff is.

It was in my hands all along.

Alpha team, go, go, 90-

- British TRF.
- Come on.

I surrender.

My lord, TRF is on our tail.

Why'd you park the
decoy car so far away?

You are a fusspot.

Good. Don't let us
get caught, Cogman.

My speciality, my lord.

Damn. You don't have
to kill people.

Get out of the way.

Which reminds me, Agnes called.

Wondered if you're available for
a bit of a snuggle this evening.

I'd love a snuggle with
Agnes. Do I look available?

- Move, bitch. Get out of my way.
- Kamikaze pilot.

Move, bitch. Get out of my way.

- Hello. Yes.
- Navy museum.

Royal Navy museum. I knew it.

Bee, I'm gonna divert the cops.

A Decepticon has been seen...

What do you mean, Decepticon?

- Here's where it gets intense.
- More intense?

Bee?

Goddamn, they're all around us

and I just have so much road rage.

Actualise the rage. That's it.

You want some?

Cogman, blast them.

Good boy.

It's a one-way street.

I'm not driving. He's driving.

No.

- Bee, head right, haul ass.
- Go.

That's how you get
to the big leagues.

That hurt.

What the hell? You are
out of your mind.

- Did we lose them?
- Hey, stop.

- You didn't pay.
- Sorry.

It's all right, I've got them.
They just love submarines.

They're a bit rude.

Yes, they are, aren't they?
That's the modern generation.

And this museum is
closed for eternity.

All you boys and girls,
off the sub now.

Off the sub now. Move, move, move.

Go on, push. Move your
fat ass. Push. Squeeze.

Go, go, go.

This thing isn't gonna run.

The mission's in deep,
unexplored waters.

It's wonderful.

And the sour-sweet musk
of men in close quarters.

It's quite disgusting, really.

But now this,

the greatest mission of them all,

one that I have longed
for my entire life...

To help turn the tide of
human history, you know?

Now, alas,

I can no longer join you.

But, my lord, you
have been waiting

for this moment for 71 years.

I know, I know, but I'm not
knighthood material, I'm afraid.

And...

You have your mission,
and I have mine.

Oh, no, no. You are not
leaving us in this tin can

with that four-foot mental
psychopath. I don't think so.

I prefer the word "sociopath."

Mr. Cade, everything
you've done in your life,

your pain and your suffering,

the loss of your wife,
separation from your daughter,

your financial difficulties,

it's all just been a journey
to this very moment.

You talk a lot.

Yeah, I suppose I do.

My dear,

your father left the
alliance to you,

for you alone.

She knows the way to the staff.

Good luck to both of you.

It won't be the strangest
thing I've done today.

Hope the old girl's still got it.

Good luck.

Okay. I didn't do that.

Jumped? What do you mean, jumped?

The old world war ll sub
jumped its moorings.

They're in a transformer.

- Can I get a look?
- No, I'm looking.

Will you move?

God, get out of the way,
man. Is that water?

- No shit, Sherlock.
- Obviously, it's water.

Do you know how to operate it?

You know how to operate it, right?

He says you're in
charge of this now.

- Let me see. Let me see.
- Don't touch me again.

Don't freak me out.

What happens in the alien
ship stays in the alien ship.

I will eff you up.

Surface, I have positive
surface contact.

Track number 5205.

The sub must be heading
for open water,

directly towards our strike group.

Okay, we have to cut
'em off. Stop 'em.

Use whatever assets we have.

Contact the Zulu module.

Have all our subs converge
on that chokepoint.

Helm, all ahead flank.

Conn, sonar. Alien contact,
bearing 150, range 1,000 yards.

Contact bearing 150.

We need to get seal teams in
DSVs. We need to chase 'em.

Control. Ace one,
going to the bay.

Ace one, going to the bay.

Cogman? Is that normal?

Perfectly normal, ma'am.

A nuclear-class attack
submarine is on our stern.

What?

Quick, follow me. Quick.

It's your sub, not mine.

My sub? Seven hours ago,
I was just a professor.

All right, uncoupling.

All right, let's move. Let's
move. Put it in high gear.

DSV-2, stay on our tail.

Conn, sonar. Alien contact,
1,000 yards and closing.

An alarm on a sub is
not a good thing.

Why did he send us up here?

He got us up front
so we die first.

Let's let them know we're here.

Warning shot. Make tube one
ready in all respects.

Shoot tube one.

Conn, sonar. Alien
contact going vertical.

Hold on.

Conn, sonar. It's
coming back around.

- It's gonna hit us.
- Brace for impact.

Hold on.

Conn, sonar. He's going deep.

We're clear for now.

Hands off. There is a time
and a place for everything.

This is not the
time nor the place.

- Hey.
- Not now.

- Where are you going?
- Away from here.

That little sicko just shot
himself out like a torpedo.

I know. I saw it.

Those are your peoples.

Good afternoon. Is the
Prime Minister in?

Who?

The Prime Minister, who
else? It's very urgent.

It's urgent, is it? Why
didn't you say so?

Thank you. Dickhead.

I'll use the old entrance.
Good afternoon.

Get in there.

Oh, my... sorry.

I just got this thing
that was on my arm

and it's, like, just
moving all around.

Yeah. It seems to not
be... if you'd...

It's just sort of slithery...

Slipping from the arm to the...

Yeah, it's coming down.

It's going down your pants there.

Careful.

And is it tight or gripping on?

It doesn't hurt, but I
don't know what it does.

It's like some
worthless alien junk.

I think the purpose...
I think the...

We'll find out what
the purpose is.

If... if you want to.

Cogman. What is...
what is all this?

End of the world.

I thought a meal, a last
meal, would be in order.

- Great. I'm starving.
- No canoodling.

Wait, Cogman?

- Yep. My daughter would...
- So my grandma said...

My daughter would love this.

My grandma would absolutely...

She keeps saying
I've got to move on.

Yeah, I was about to
say. She would love it.

- Really?
- Yes, all the time.

- What does she say?
- "Go on a date, get a boyfriend."

Is this a date?

No. God, it's not a date.
No. It's just that...

It's romantic.

Sushi ala Cogman.

Looks great.

No sacrifice,

no victory.

Is the President in his bunker?

He is.

How about Putin?

Son of a bitch.

Are you the new Prime Minister?

Security, my office, now.

I'm sorry. Well, I
used the old entrance.

That door is used for
extraordinary circumstances,

and these circumstances
are quite extraordinary.

I will keep this very simple.

Nasty little fellow.

I let him out, we all
die terrible deaths.

Do you understand?

Thank you.

Now, my name is sir Edmond Burton,

her majesty's Royal Navy,
order of the Witwiccans,

keeper of the secret history of
transformers here on earth...

- Witwiccans?
- Witwiccans, yes.

But they all died out.

Not all of them. Not yet, anyway.

But I do need you to marshal
all your resources...

- Hold on. You have just...
- Best shut up.

- Emerged from the wall and now...
- Let me finish. Let me...

Shut up.

Shut up.

Okay. As I said, I
need you to marshal

all your resources, all
your military assets.

Because as you no
doubt have surmised,

the world is going to end,

and I know where. And when.

You are the first to see this
ship since the dark ages.

Your talisman is the key
to unlocking this ship.

Sonar has about 800 metres.

I think I got a bogey
at four o'clock.

We're starting to see
it through the murk.

There's lights down here.

Oh, my god. Look at that.
It's a big alien ship.

Topside, are you catching
this? It's massive.

The ship knows we're here.

Stay on his tail.

Shit.

The door just sealed.

Try those tubes.

DSV-2, stay close. Stay close.

Topside, we're going in.

We're gonna lose radio contact.

We're in a current.

Steady, steady, steady.

Use the arms to keep us...

- Keep control.
- Stay off the wall.

- Hold it.
- Stay off the wall.

What now?

You're the last knight.

You're the Earl's special
guy. You figure it out.

Let's go.

I'm not going in that water.

My gears would be sucked
into my main shaft.

Now you're both on my shit list.

We were blinded.

Blinded by the sun.

The planet hid its
approach behind our star.

It seems to be
acting deliberately.

Dozens of strikes
currently modelled.

First impact will
be Alpha station.

There is no escape pod.

Earth will follow two hours later.

Dominic modelled potential

casualties in the
tens of millions.

There's two moons.

There's two moons.

The world is ending?

Some are saying that it's
going to be a global killer.

Human civilisation as we know
it will change in 12 hours.

The destruction, we're told
by experts, will be immense.

This is unbelievable.

Yeah, it is unbelievable.

What does the old
man want us to do?

Bee, go around, find
another way. Come on.

What? Are you serious?

Think I like winding up
in a place like this?

It wants us to go this way.

Daytrader. Son of a bitch actually
came through with our ship.

Excellent. We are
going to England.

Things are likely to
get nasty. Real nasty.

Hey, can I come? He might need me.

Little lady, hell, I ain't
no earth parent. Hop aboard.

Take a field trip
to the front lines.

Let's go make some noise.

Let's give 'em hell.

I'm driving.

Hey, Cade, I'm reluctant
to say this to you, but

I think that you're
quite, you know, brave.

Is that a compliment?

You could throw one back my way.

Well, that's got to
happen organically.

I was the first off the sub.

Hold it. Hold.

I think it's here.

It's a tomb.

Station, Houston.

Page five of the safe
zone config procedure.

Take thrusters to auto.

It's happening-

it's in our atmosphere now.

ISS is our first hit.

Progress manifolds both failed.

No thrusters available.

Conjunction is imminent.

Good luck and Godspeed.

Move in, move in, check up.

Formality.

Knights are always
guarding something.

Hang on. Look at this.

It's Celtic.

It's Merlin.

It's real.

All of it.

Wait, what does this say?

It means, "no one shall have it."

Wait a minute. We came all
the way down here, all this,

and you're not gonna open it?

Of course I'm going to open it.

Good. Let's go.

Ready? Let's do this.

You got to be kidding me.

We've come all this way for this?

For your ugly great-great
granddad's bones

in a box and some stupid stick?

You got to be kidding me.

How are we gonna save
the world with this?

I could've cut an oak tree
down at my house and...

Don't say a word. Okay?

The smooth little romantic
accent's not gonna work right now.

- I'm speechless.
- Thank god.

Maybe someone stole it?

No, there's something else.
It's got to be here somewhere.

I didn't come all
this way for nothing.

The whole world's at stake.

Guys, the metres are freaking.

I got thermals everywhere.
These things, they...

They could still be alive.

The hell happened to you?

Who has come for the staff?

Shoot him. Shoot him.

- Move.
- Get out.

I'm going to distract
him. Get out of here.

- I have the staff.
- Hit it.

Protect the staff.

Take his eyes out.

This thing's moving.

Corner her.

Hey.

Drop the weapon.

Do it.

You drop it, or I will.

You don't know what you're
doing, Lennox. Stop.

All I want is that weapon.

- Go ahead, shoot me.
- No.

Only I can wield it.

Go on.

Do it.

Shoot me.

You don't know what
you're doing, Lennox.

Don't.

Protect the staff.

I've come for that staff.

Optimus... what are you doing?

Give it to me.

It's me, Cade. We fought together.

I fight for my own
kind. My own planet.

- Cade?
- This isn't you, Prime.

Give me the staff, human.

Cade?

I will kill you.

Give it to him.

Now.

Who dares to challenge me?

It's all wrong, Bee.

Something happened.
That is not Optimus.

You got to find him,
Bee. Remember zb-7?

You got to be that Autobot again.

Look you got to get back to the
sub, all right? Get out of here.

Wait, what about you?

Bee's always had my back.
It's my turn to have his. Go.

All right, get back to the DSV.

Let them know up top that we
lost control of the weapon.

Roger that, sir.

You heard him. Back to the sub.

We're gonna find him.

Come on, we got to get to the top.

Holy shit. Holy shit.

We can make it. Come on.

Watch out, big wave coming.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I am Nemesis Prime.

You are nothing.

Move it.

Air's gonna be on
station 14 to 16.

TOC, it looks like we have
a surfaced alien ship.

Lightning 4 has visual on Optimus.

Prime. Prime, stop.

Prime, you got to stop.
Please. Don't do this.

Look at me, Prime.

What are you doing? It's Bee.

Prime. You can't do this.

Prime.

Stop. No.

I am Bumblebee,
your oldest friend.

Optimus,

I would lay down my life for you.

Bumblebee. Your voice.

I have not heard it

since Cybertron fell.

What have I done?

You blew your chance
to kill unicron.

I knew you couldn't do it.

Your time is over, Prime.

You failed.

You turned your back on Cybertron.

Now you will watch earth die.

No.

Not going so well.

Cade.

You betrayed your own kind.

No, Prime, get up.

You chose the wrong side.

The guardian knights
are going to kill me.

Quintessa is the great deceiver.

The judgement is death.

Seglass ni Tonday.

Seglass ni Tonday.

Seglass ni Tonday.

Cade, I have failed you.

I have doomed earth.

Earth, the only place
in the universe

whose people let me call it

home.

Only you can make it right, Prime.

I can't do it without you.

One moment, that's all we got.

It's up to you, Prime.

Because without you,

we all die.

It's now or never.

My brothers,

I will never betray you again.

I am Optimus Prime.

To save earth, we
must go to Cybertron

and destroy Quintessa.

The ship is coming.

It is beautiful.

Optimus Prime gave us the
coordinates for the endgame.

It's an ignition chamber.

The weapon's going up there.

Get preds and satellites eyes on.

Find it and prepare to engage.

Cyclops, 21,000 feet.

Eyeball target, ignition
chamber. We found it.

Prime's coordinates are good.

Contact, ignition
chamber. Target in sight.

Ignition chamber,
ignition chamber.

We've got to figure out
what makes it tick.

We've got to shut it down.

Come on, come on, come on.

Good to see you.

Let's get out of here. Let's go.

General, we're gonna
prep a HALO jump

on that ignition chamber.

Planes will never nav
through those vines.

Lennox, trust me. That's
our ride right there.

Our Autobot ship. Put
the ospreys in that.

It'll get us up there.

Autobot ship's gonna
drop the ospreys.

They'll virtually glide to the
LZ. It's gonna be high-risk.

They want to do what
at 20,000 feet?

Sir, there's this girl.
Woman, actually. Teacher.

- Oxford.
- She plays a little Polo.

Well, that's fantastic.

They're gonna break
her into the chamber

to steal the staff.

Okay, that is the dumbest
idea you could possibly have.

Personally, I'm gonna rely
on physics and mathematics

to save the planet,

not mysticism, fairies,
and some hobgoblins.

I've lived for this.

I've lived to kill a planet.

For our world, I
activate this portal.

Fire.

You wretched human.

Hey.

Hey.

You got my message. You
brought everyone here.

Come on.

Hey.

I just found Optimus Prime.

He's gonna deal
with all this shit.

He's gonna save our asses.

I brought the troops, man.
I brought the troops.

Knights, Autobots,

this cannot and will
not be the end.

To save earth and her people,

we are going to steal
Quintessa's staff.

Only you, Viviane,
can take it back.

I will lead the way
into her chamber.

And when the account of the
ages is etched into the cosmos,

let those who exist
long after us know

that this was our finest hour.

Love that guy.
Goosebumps every time.

I never got to say hi.

Here they come.

You think there's enough?

No, not even close.

My lord. Lord Folgan.

I had it, Cogman.

I had my moment.

You did, my lord.

This is the hardest
part of my job.

Watching Folgans die.

Thank you, Cogman.

Carry on.

Of all the earls I have had
the pleasure to serve,

you were by far the coolest.

I have found your staff of power.

There is only one who can hurt us.

I felt her. She must not enter.

My army will stop them.

Watch as our world
heals and theirs dies.

A world reborn.

It's coming.

It's gonna crush us.

Get that ship clear of
the crush zone now.

- We got to bail.
- Move to the ospreys.

Move, move, move. To the ospreys.

That thing's gonna
roll right over us.

Move.

Preliminary numbers are
starting to come in.

Literally scraping away
cities. Millions will die.

It's using earth's
geothermal energy

to reconstitute, to rebuild
itself, all right?

If our core cools, which is
rapidly cooling right now,

the magnetic field
dissolves, exposing us

to high levels of
cosmic radiation.

Maybe you'll understand this.

The earth becomes a microwave.

We're the popcorn. Jiffy
pop bag goes boom.

We fry.

Very mean looking.

They look like wusses to me.

No, they all messed up.

Two minutes. Hey, two minutes.

- That thing kill Decepticons?
- No.

We do.

"A few brave warriors
willing to sacrifice all."

I told my students
that was bullshit.

Load out, let's go.

- What are you doing tomorrow?
- Are you asking me that now?

Yeah, I am.

No plans? Good.

Get in the plane.

- Let's go, let's go.
- Let's step it up.

Strap in. It's gonna
be a rough ride.

- Tighter.
- I'm gonna hook you up.

Pull it down tight,
right? Just this one?

You jump»

- then pull this, right?
- This is the one I pull, right?

Pull? Just pull it? You just
pull it as hard as you can?

Are you all right?

Can I borrow your cell phone?
I've got to text my daughter.

Thanks.

All right.

Thank you.

Target in sight.

Contact, ignition chamber.

Strike package. Execute. Execute.

Fight's on, fight's
on, fight's on.

Bogeys inbound. Bogeys inbound.

Bee, get to your ship. Good luck.

Thirty seconds to drop.

Those birds better be
softening our target.

You're not giving me that
warm, fuzzy feeling, Lennox.

The osprey's flight
ceiling is 12,000 feet.

We're double that.

The air's too thin, the
rotor's got no grab.

We're gonna be coming in hard.

- It's all bad news.
- Yeah.

All good, Yeager?

You got something to say?

You and your guys never
stopped hunting me.

Orders. You were with them.

With "them?"

I believed in one
of the great ones.

Optimus Prime. And his
crew. I never lost faith.

You did. The whole world did.

Now you want to fly with me.

Well, I appreciate you guys
making the trip. Thank you.

Get that staff,

we all go home.

Lennox, your team is to hold.

Strike fighters are
getting shot down.

No, it's now or never.
Pilots, go now. Go.

Hang on.

Chihuahua.

- What are you doing here?
- I don't know.

But you said we were family.

No, I didn't mean... We got
to get her off here now.

It was probably a bad idea.

Six birds out of the nest.

All ospreys clear.

Push the target, push the target.

Hang on.

- Chihuahua.
- It's okay. It's okay.

All fast movers,
distract, distract.

Keep those enemies
away from the ospreys.

Bogeys dead ahead.

Control, spread it
out, spread it out.

Those fighters better
distract those enemy ships.

I got bogeys coming
in hot, one o'clock.

I got three bogeys.

Watch the rotor.

Sir, bird three just went down.

There's our landing zone.

Take that big gun out.

Viper flight, focus on that gun.

Hold on, we're going down.

It's gonna be a hard hit.

Don't slide off the edge.

Brace, brace, brace.

Two's down, two's down.

Brace for impact.

- Out of the bird.
- Grab a buddy.

Get out of the bird. Go.

Back up. Hurry up, back up.

Enemy fighters.

That gun emplacement
is tearing us apart.

There's the ignition
chamber, dead ahead.

Air cover not coming. Unable.

Let's ride, Bee.

Let's kick ass.

Push right to the
crater. Let's go.

Pinned down with the Hound.

- No way. Where's Optimus?
- They said he never made it.

We got the big gun on us.

We're pinned down.

Negative to target.
Unable to advance.

- Get back here, Izzy.
- Izzy.

I'll be right back.

It's just a cluster
effing thingamabob.

Sqweeks. Hey, hey...

Look, I need you to
blow that gun up.

Mommy.

You're small and you're ugly.
No one's gonna see you coming.

Blow it up.

Infernocus,

transform. Kill them.

I don't have enough
ammo for that thing.

I got him.

Bee and Hot Rod are
down. Autobots down.

Where's Prime?

Ay, chihuahua.

It's a no-go, General.
We're pinned down.

Yeah, well, that hobgoblin
stuff didn't work, did it?

I got a hail Mary.
How about physics?

Okay, I just did the simulation.

It's like if Tiger Woods
was making a big divot

with his nine-iron.

Stu, out. Come on, man.

All right, there's a chunk right
here that's held up by thin vines.

You gotta blow up those vines,
use tactical nukes to blow out

the vines and let it swing.

Okay, you let gravity do the rest.

The chamber comes down,

the energy transfer stops,
and the earth is saved.

You're welcome.

I need tac-nuke authority.

Lennox team, we are pulling
you out. Mission's over.

Laze targets for incoming
strike fighters.

Then I'm ordering you to bail.

Roger that. Picture's up.

I see it, I see it.

We got a new target.
Three o'clock high.

Laze the new target
for incoming birds.

They're gonna bring that
whole thing down on us.

Hey. We're not giving
up on Prime, okay?

He's gonna be here.

They just changed the whole
plan. We can't get inside.

- What?
- The operation is over.

We stay, we're dead.

I have to get in there.

Everybody, grab your
chutes, we're bailing.

You.

Fight, fight, fight.

Fight's on.

Good job, little friend.

- Laze the target.
- Move, move, move.

Let's move.

Let's move out. We got
you covered. Move.

Optimus.

Yeah.

You ugly mess.

Did you forget who I am?

I am Optimus Prime.

Autobots, attack.

Laze the target.

Laze it, laze it, laze it.

Laser paint confirmed. Laser
paint confirmed on target.

Come on.

Silver arrows, fire.

Missiles away, missiles away.

Go, go.

Go.

- Come on, let's go.
- I don't think I can do this.

Nine seconds.

We're going home, Izzy.

Mademoiselle, don't go.

Where is Viviane?

She's gone, boss. They're
all chickening out.

What if you're wrong, Lennox?
What if it doesn't work?

It's gonna work.

Look, we're doing
this together, okay?

- Here we go.
- Hit it, hit it, hit it...

We got to go. We're bailing.

- What are you doing?
- It's just dusty old books.

What?

Wait.

She's got to be kidding me. Shit.

Viviane. Get in here.

Yes. My little lady.

Wait.

Cade.

Command, be advised, ignition
chamber is tumbling.

I repeat, chamber is broke
loose. It is falling.

The energy transfer
is still continuing.

T-minus 55 minutes and counting.

I can't believe it didn't work.

General, I'm in my chute.

The chamber is still arcing power.

I don't think it worked.

- No.
- Hold on.

Follow me. I'm gonna lead the way.

Okay, there it is.

Grab the staff, Viviane.

All right, go.

Watch out, watch out.

Stop the time.

Gonna blow your
head off, Megatron.

Sayonara, bubblehead.

Megatron, kill her.

We were brothers once.

Once.

We're going weightless.
Weightless.

- Grab my hand.
- Yes.

Don't let it go.

Quintessa, get off our planet.

You traitor.

Say hello to my friend,

Bumblebee.

Sting like a Bee.

I save you.

I stop the time.

Is it tomorrow yet?

At the heart of every legend,

there is truth.

A few brave souls unite

to save their worlds.

We can be heroes in our own lives,

every one of us,

if we only have the
courage to try.

You saved Prime.

Our fates were always intertwined.

But now our worlds
are joined as one.

We need to repair our planets.

Work together...

If we wish to survive.

Crazy family, huh?

You did good, bro. Real good.

A dangerous secret is buried
deep inside the earth.

There is more to this
planet than meets the eye.

I am Optimus Prime,

calling all Autobots.

It is time

to come home.

Are you lost?

I wouldn't do that.

Don't touch him.

He doesn't like it.

Who doesn't like what?

Unicron.

But I could show you
how to kill him.