Tosun and Yosun (1963) - full transcript
The Adventures of
Tosun & Yosun
Turkish Allaturca song
Ice cream
Ice cream
Ice cream
I have ice cream... milky
- Sir, I want 50 cents
- Please, sir
Ok boys, please wait
But where is pushcart?
Hey! Look at the pushcart!
Come on jerk! No more trouble!
Hold it and let's put
ice cream clerk on it
Boys are waiting for us,
we're gonna sell ice cream
Come on
Lift that
Here you are boys, we have
strawberry ice cream too
What are you looking for, jerk?
Our shop is running!
Mamma!
Ok children, show's over
We had really fun, right?
And now, shopping time
We have lots of candies...
Blue saves you from evil eye,
green gives you your wish
Red has a name,
yellow has a taste
Magic candies!
Don't get angry, bro
This is yours
- May you take me to the beach?
- Aye, aye
This is our job, miss
My father's waiting me there.
I hope this donkey isn't cussed
Don't worry, she always
walks without problem
- She is kind-hearted
- I hope she doesn't bray...
Because my dad
hates donkey bray
Don't worry miss, our donkey is
noble, she would be silent.
She only has a mouth,
she doesn't have a tongue
- Ok, let's go
- Here you are, miss
We can go now.
Come on babe, walk
Come on babe, please
- Yosun
- Yeah?
Look at me
- What's up?
- I think she doesn't wanna go
- Maybe she knows something
- Are you crazy? She's a donkey!
Please lady, she's
as smart as we are
Isn't it, Yosun?
I agree with you
But I don't agree with you!
Yosun
See? She is going now!
Here we came,
my father is there
Here you are, ma'am
We always have best quality
- How much does it cost?
- 15 liras, sir
- I'm selling it from 12,5
- See? It's 12,5 on him
Ok, I'm selling from 12,5 too
I'm selling from 10 liras!
Please, look up your own work
You have said trade,
needs competitive spirit
Yes but it's not for us!
For other sellers!
- Here you are, sir!
- Oh god!
Municipal police comin'
It was our last chance...
we don't have any business
Maybe we won't get
this bread too.
Don't be sad, there is
always a solution
Let things develop
Bullshit, we don't have
money because of you
you are always blaming me, if
we had money it wouldn't be like that
I don't believe that we
will have money anymore.
I'm gonna take a nap
Get the card in the wallet
and check the address
Mr. Kazim Guleryuz
Cigdem street... number 14
- Erenkoy
- Here it is, Cigdem st.
Here is number 14
Ok, we found it easily
Look Yosun, this
is my last warning...
There is 12.675 liras
and 50 cents in the wallet
And also check that
it costs 15.000 liras too.
I know it too, so what
are you talking about?
If we don't deliver its
owner we're gonna be rich
I've a promise from my
grand grand grand father
Never steal other people's money
Well done, Yosun
You are honest, that's why
you are my best friend
Come on, let's deliver it
to its owner
Dude... hey, dude...
may you look up, please
Come here!
I'm sorry boys, I've
misunderstood you
Thank you very much
for bringing my wallet
I've seen that I've lost it yet.
- I have said this
- Said what?
He's said that its owner
will be so happy
Sure... I'm glad to see it
- May we go now?
- No, this is impossible
We aren't friends anymore
There is a banquet tonight,
there will be fun...
There will be dancing,
you are my guests.
My daughter, these guys
have founded my lost wallet
Oh! You have!
World is little, sir
Let me introduce you Faruk
- My prospective son-in-law
- Nice to meet you
- My daughter Tulin
- Nice to meet you
And your names?
I'm Tosun and my friend Yosun
Yosun and Tosun,
the kings of honesty
Ok, where were we done?
Faruk, your stars
will come tonight at the club?
They'll come, sir
It'll be Yosun and Tosun night
Because to see that kind of honest
people is impossible anymore.
Because to see that kind of honest
people is impossible anymore.
Ladies and gentlemen,
now Mrs. Sevim Sengul
Turkish Allaturca song
Ladies and gentlemen, and now
the best dancer, Mrs. Yildiz Kivran
This is your royal suite for
nobly people such as you
And this is your bathroom
This is for ice cream
Take it boys, get dry
And this is for candies
Tulin...
You know I have some problems
with my boss, nowadays
I don't want a marriage before
paying my debts to your dad
As you know I'm shamefaced
of your father
I understand you, Faruk
Good evening, sweetheart
- See you
- See you
- Come in, please
- Come in
Your breakfast, any wishes?
- No... no...
- No... no...
Useless! Useless!
You can't drive the club
- Your programs are disgusting
- But, boss...
Shut up! Your works are clear!
I'm losing money day by day
because of your disgusting projects
We can't pay our debts
Our only famous star Yildiz
Kivran, she is doing her best
I agree with you
I agree if we can't get a
solution, we'll be out too!
I want a program at any price!
Have you got it, director?
You only have 3 days!
It's best, if you can find
a new idea in 3 days.
Or you'll be out!
Then you find a new job,
Mr. USA experienced director!
I'm a business man, clear?
Seems like it's clear, Mr. Silent!
But... me
Conversation is up!
Goodbye, the door is there
3 days later, we'll meet
I don't need you till that time!
Oh no, sweetheart!
I always need you
Sure honey, sure sweetheart,
of course my sweet wife
Look, Namik! No games!
Who's the girl near you?
Nobody honey, we were meeting
with Mr. Faruk about projects
I swear you... I beg you
Shut up and come home!
Don't make me crazy! You got it?
Sure sweetheart, sure my love
Go, go! Cut main pipe
- Ok, ok
- Hurry up!
Hurry up I said!
Get up! Let's try it
on the main entrance
Come on, walk!
I found it, Yosun!
Hey! Hey! What the hell?!
What the hell this?!
Drop it!
Come here boys,
I have good news
You can get ready
for espousal, sir
I don't believe that
bullshit, "Mr" manager
I became a boss by working in all
positions, Mr. USA graduated!
So you can't bilk me!
I have given 3 days to
you and your time is up!
Not yet sir, 15 minutes more.
15 minutes? You never do
anything even it's 15 days!
I have called my 2 famous
comedian friends from the USA
Also I mentioned our problem
They came to Istanbul to help me
They'll go to world
tour after here.
They're coming from hotel
now, so please be patient.
Patient?
Enough! Get out!
What?! You bored of me?
You are saying "get out"
after 40 years with you!
You poor scullion! If it wasn't for me
you'd be still washing dishes!
No honey, I didn't say it,
you are my love, sweetheart
Have I ever told it before?
You are my one love.
Well done
You know we have the party tonight,
you'll back home earlier!
What are you doing now?
Well, Faruk's famous comedian
friends from USA will come
Almost now will come
We are waiting for
them impatiently
Won't you take our baggage?
Why don't you take yours?
Go and take it I said, come on
You haven't paid money,
check the watch
It's 5 to 3
I haven't asked your watch,
I have asked taximeter!
Use your head dopey,
I'm asking taxi's watch
I'm gonna handle
it in an instant
- Have you made a dent on it?
- Oh, you wanna say dismount?
- 990 liras
- Thanks, it's 990
Yeah
- Keep the change
- It's a tip
Thanks sir, please don't
adjust us big tips
We thank you
Jerks, they call
10 cents as tip
Hey! You forgot this!
We thank you
Are you blind? Wait your next
Ladies first
- One moment, please
- I beg you, please
- Give me my packet
- Here's your packet
Give me my packet, jerk!
This is my packet,
give it back to me!
Please, be careful!
- God! My shoes
- I'm sorry, ma'am
Sorry? You have also
get ripped my nylons!
You wasted my dress!
In fact... I wasted in fact
A small accident ma'am,
so no problem.
Oh god, damn you
Have a nice day
You know, world is small dude.
- My boss, Mr. Namik
- Welcome, nice to see you
- My friends...
- Come on, Faruk...
Call us like the old days
You have given us a name
Faruk was calling us as
"Tosun and Yosun" in the USA
- Your obedient servant Tosun
- Your obedient servant Yosun
- Nice to meet you
- For sure, nice to meet you
We're happy to meet you
You are as funny as kind
Dopey guys!
You disgraced me!
You like it? You have
got me trouble again!
- Only a mistake
- No problem
Here you are, friends
We are proud to see that
you accept to work with us
When Faruk let me
know it, I've triumph
I have triumph
I call Faruk as "bro" because
I like him such as a brother
We too
So we became brother, isn't it?
So if he's your brother,
he's my brother and you...
Ok, let's start again if you
are his brother, I am... mh
If there are two brothers,
I must become... mh
Oh, yes! It means
I have a brother too
Here you are, please,
we are listening to you
Ok boys, although
we trust each other...
To make a contract
would be best, I think
And what do you think?
- I agree with you
- Trust gets strong with contact
- So he said "I agree"
- Of course
Even scorpions must trust
each other such as human
So it means everybody
need a contract here.
- I'm sure you'll agree upon
- Sure
Of course, we are not
here to work in kitchen.
I beg your pardon, I'm gonna
meet with him personally
Come there
What are you doing?
You'll shit of work!
I'm behaving like an expert
such as Mr. Faruk's recommended
Never forget Mr. Faruk's
other recommendations...
First, be careful of your accent!
And be careful of your movements,
if you make a mistake...
Welcome to poverty again!
You got it? Shake my hand
We are ready for contract
Cool
Clause one
Boss Namik and comedians
be compacted like that...
Compact by agree?
Why does it need to be written?
We already compacted
We want a shorter
and cleaner agreement
I agree with you
So... clause one
is unnecessary
Here you are
Clause two
What are you doing
there, you jerk!
Also an unnecessary clause
I agree with you
I support you
This contract was ready
and be signed as 3 copy
I don't agree with you,
3 copies are too much
I agree with you
Let's sign only one and
cancel the other two
Your signature, please
Here you are
- I wish all best of us
- Thanks!
Thank you too
So, we thank you
You have weird signs
For sure, we graduated
from Anatolia Elementary...
You careless!
We are sorry sir, his fault!
An unexpected accident
We'll clean you up now
- We can clean now
- Let me!
Let me!
Scandal! Why my name
hasn't be written on outdoor neon?
Your name's block
didn't deliver from studio yet!
If I don't see it on saturday
you'll see what will happen!
Come on, undress
Take off your belt
and shoes too
Don't worry, you'll
be cleaner
You just wait here,
we'll take it to cleaner
Ok, thank you boys
Now! What does "you'll see
what will happen" mean?!
If you wanna out,
get out right now!
If you pay my compensation
I can go right now!
- Are you trying me?
- I'm gonna degrade you!
Namik! Oh, what the hell!
- Oh! Sweetheart!
- Scandal!
My wife! Save me!
Please listen to me, honey,
please... its not my fault
- God damn you!
- Please, don't hit honey
- I can explain it
- I can explain too
- We were talking business
- With this dress?!
Yes, with this dress
- Well, I was unconscious
- Oh, sure...
His dress got dirty
because of ink, sir
It's ok! Your dress is
shining like the sun now
May you clean
my situation too?
There is no ink anymore
- These are easy works
- Sure, we are brilliant
Please, let me introduce you
Mr. Namik's wife...
- Nice to meet you
- It's my pleasure
- Nice to meet you
- Me too
- And do you...
- One moment, Yosun
And this is our club's great
star dancer, Yildiz Kivran
- And they are?
- My famous comedian friends
They came from USA...
Yosun and Tosun
Nice work Yildiz, you know
who they are in real, right?
Oh, sure... it's a pleasure
to work with them here.
I'm glad to see you here
We are glad too
- It needs ironing
- We can do it too
Easy work
You can wear it now
- They are the idiots in kiosk
- Shhh... yes, they are
Between us ok?
And what about my benefit?
- Easy
- Right now!
Patient!
Mr. Faruk, may you explain
situation to my wife, please?
Please, help me about it
Sir, they're our new stars
and we were signing contract
And suddenly ink failed
Then I came in
And we went clean the dress
I called, he didn't take it
No, you didn't call me
I called!
Phone isn't working
Sure, it's out of socket
- And who did it?
- Maybe Yosun did it
We are sorry because
of his clumsiness
Ok, it's accepted.
For sure, everybody
can make a mistake
Namik, let's have a party
for your new stars tonight
Aye aye, sweetheart
But first let's arrange them
an accommodation
We thank you
We are foreigners here,
so we don't know of any hotel
Ok, no more complain
- We can go
- Ok, let's go
Thank you
Mr Faruk, won't you come?
Sir, we'll have a personal interview
with Mrs. Yildiz
If you don't want me to speak
about who they are...
I want the same price
you'll pay for them
I have one condition more
but we can wait for it.
What is it?
You'll see when time is up
Hello? Yeah?
This is White Night Club's
owner, Turan Korkmaz
I have important news
If you don't hurry up,
you can smash up
So go ahead and speak up!
Easy honey, as you see
I'm doing what you say
I'm listening
They signed a contract with
2 comics from USA today
And a banquet be
arranged for them tonight.
Probably Faruk and Tulin
will be there too.
You'll interest with Faruk
We will be there tonight
Nobody will know each other
You only will watch me
Wait for my sign
Turkish Allaturca song
We have some documents
about your prospective son-in-law
Bugger!
- How could he do it?
- What happens, daddy?
Look, honey
If these guys didn't let us know
we would get in trap of bugger!
I didn't understand dad,
what trap? What bugger?
Take it honey,
and see who is bugger
But... impossible
They've been in a relationship
for a long time.
And he has spent all money
he got from me for this woman!
He wants to get married
because of my money, not for you!
Don't be sad, I won't
let him get away!
I'm sorry to show this sir,
but it was necessary.
- Have a nice day
- I'm gonna show the door
Thanks, we can go
Please, interest with lady,
she needs comfort
I'm gonna get your revenge!
He gave the ring back,
she didn't believe me
She was already
mistrusting of...
Yildiz's speeches and looking,
that's why she behaved like that
And she felt so sad
when seeing the photo
I'm sure Yildiz is
working for Turan
May we get Yildiz
to say the truth to Tulin?
She can say the boss
who are you in real
And boss gives us the push
We must concentrate
on our first show
If you get success...
I can get 20.000 liras from boss
and send it Tulin's father
- Money is easy
- What does "easy" mean?!
We don't even have a penny!
All of these are gangster
Turan's games
- Turan knows who we are?
- No
Yildiz has said to him
you came from the USA
Because I have agreement with
her about it would be a secret
But if she works for Turan
she could say it to him.
But she didn't,
so we still have time
Also it isn't served for her
Because if she tells everything,
Turan gets her out right off
Therefore she earns more
money by speak little
So Yildiz will keep truth
about you a little more
So we are mouse
and she is cat, right?
So if Turan doesn't know
who we are, work is done
Go to club and keep Yildiz busy,
we'll go around with Yosun
Walk man, we are going
Have you seen oldster's face
when he saw the photos?
He was bellowing "I'm
gonna get her revenge!"
Work is done
Next work, we'll get
those Americans
Then we'll become rich!
Chief! Chief!
They came, chief!
What happened? Speak up!
Comedians from the USA
who comes for Ruya Club
- Yeah?
- They are here for you
Nice, they are in trap
by own hand, let them in
- Here you are, sir
- Here we are
Which one of you is
Turan Korkmaz?
- Me
- Nice to meet you
We wanna speak with you
You'll be glad to hear what
we want talk about
Somebody grabs and bilks us
What happened? Who bilked you?
We prefer to talk personally
Let us alone, guys
Don't worry, he's my assistant
- Ok, we can speak
- We have problem with club
They didn't pay us
And we heard your
club is biggest
We don't wanna
work with con men
You have surprised me
So they bilk you by contract
without pay anything
Would they advance amount?
For sure, what we can
do without money here?
Starving bear never play
Shut up
How much would they advance?
- 10.000
- 10.000
So 10.000 per each one
For sure, we have 4 hands
and one brain together
I agree with you
10.000 to me, 10.000 to him
Ok, I'm gonna pay it
And tomorrow we
can make contract
May we get money now?
Of course
Thank you very much,
you are a nice person
You are the man
Let us count in an instant
Are you crazy, chief?
What are you doing?
Don't worry, I know
what I'm doing
Money will their guest such as
they are our guests till morning
I won't let them go out
They can't go out even a step
And after tonight
we handle them
They are thinking
ourselves so smart
You are smarter, chief
It's ok, we wish all best of us
Have a nice day
We will meet tomorrow morning
Have a nice day
So long, we'll meet again
What does it mean?
You are hasty, we have
deal, so we are together
You will be our guests
Take them to guest room
Scandal! We are gonna
remonstrance you
We'll meet on court!
- Remonstrance!
- Court!
Get back!
Ghost!
Help!
- Congrats, nice show
- Show?
I have stranded in wardrobe
Ok boys, this is our next.
You know what will you do
They'll wait comedians
till the last moment...
When they understood
they disappeared... bust!
Cool! And customers
will blow the club
Of course
But be careful and don't
start agitation on Yildiz's show
Ok chief, we arranged our
men for front row seats
They'll boo everybody
except of Yildiz tonight
Chief! There are ghosts
and boys disappeared.
Fire... fire!
You are demanding for
nothing, everything end
It's already started, see? Faruk
gave money that will pay to your father
If he had time he would
pay personally to him.
In fact he is scared
of your dad
Please help us, you'll see
everything will be fine
Ok boys, ok
We thank you
Turkish Allaturca song
This way
- Tulin, nice to see you here
- Boys demanded me to come.
Because they know
how I suffered wrong.
Ok boys, get ready,
your next almost comin'
Easy man, money in pocket
What money?
Tulin's dad money, you
have given it to us this morning.
When did he give money to us?
Oh, sure... sure...
sorry, my mistake
I remember too now.
I think we have
lost our memory.
- So long
- So long
Let's go and leave them alone
Tulin
How could you believe
that nonsense
But why they defame you
for no reason at all?
All of these are Turan's games
He is feeling enmity
me for a long time
I'm gonna explain
its reason later
Please, don't ask
anything about it now
And please don't
leave me alone now.
Turan's trying to get my work
But everything'll be ok soon
But why didn't mention
about it to my dad?
- They are all here
- Why?
Look, call this number and
tell Mr. Faruk needs 3 hard holes
Then give your name too.
- My name?
- Yes, give your name
Only your first name.
Come on, go ahead
Ladies and gentlemen
And now, magician Manomau
presents The Lost Girl Show
Bravo!
He found us again
- I beg you, please, let me go
- Go?
I have harmed you, your
daughter and Faruk
Please, forgive me
Let me go, it was blackmail
- Please, forgive me
- But?
I don't have a relationship
with Faruk, this is truth
Photos was a trap by Turan
Goodbye
- Whither?
- Let me go
- Is it so easy?
- I hate you and your works!
If you leave now, you
can only go to death!
You came just in time boys,
come on, get others too.
Yes sir!
What?! Are you a cop?
Shut up you tough beard, oh?!
Well, it's a fake beard
Maybe his mustache is fake too
His everything is fake
His real name "Wary" Cemil
I was in the USA to investigate
all your connections
We haven't arrested you there
to get you in prison in Turkey
So you weren't in the USA
as a show manager?
No... never
I'm a cop
When I was back in Turkey, I
confirmed his headquarter.
Beyaz Geceler club
his bogus corporation
You "fake" Turan!
So you have used me?
You helped us unknowingly
I thank you on behalf of police
I came to your club as a manager
to close up "Wary" Cemil
And I also bought heroin costs
20.000 from him to be sure
You remember that sunday?
You have given it to old man.
It was me!
What? You were that old man?
As you see cops may use
"fake" make ups like you.
I need 20.000 liras
urgently for heroin dealing
If I have waited it from
office it would be so late.
So you have got it from
me, my honest son
I always loved you
It's my wedding gift for you
It's crystal clear anymore
- Take him out here
- Come on, walk!
- Come together, children
- Please, forgive me
We should listen to you, Faruk
Tosun... Yosun
Come on boys, it's your next
THE END
Tosun & Yosun
Turkish Allaturca song
Ice cream
Ice cream
Ice cream
I have ice cream... milky
- Sir, I want 50 cents
- Please, sir
Ok boys, please wait
But where is pushcart?
Hey! Look at the pushcart!
Come on jerk! No more trouble!
Hold it and let's put
ice cream clerk on it
Boys are waiting for us,
we're gonna sell ice cream
Come on
Lift that
Here you are boys, we have
strawberry ice cream too
What are you looking for, jerk?
Our shop is running!
Mamma!
Ok children, show's over
We had really fun, right?
And now, shopping time
We have lots of candies...
Blue saves you from evil eye,
green gives you your wish
Red has a name,
yellow has a taste
Magic candies!
Don't get angry, bro
This is yours
- May you take me to the beach?
- Aye, aye
This is our job, miss
My father's waiting me there.
I hope this donkey isn't cussed
Don't worry, she always
walks without problem
- She is kind-hearted
- I hope she doesn't bray...
Because my dad
hates donkey bray
Don't worry miss, our donkey is
noble, she would be silent.
She only has a mouth,
she doesn't have a tongue
- Ok, let's go
- Here you are, miss
We can go now.
Come on babe, walk
Come on babe, please
- Yosun
- Yeah?
Look at me
- What's up?
- I think she doesn't wanna go
- Maybe she knows something
- Are you crazy? She's a donkey!
Please lady, she's
as smart as we are
Isn't it, Yosun?
I agree with you
But I don't agree with you!
Yosun
See? She is going now!
Here we came,
my father is there
Here you are, ma'am
We always have best quality
- How much does it cost?
- 15 liras, sir
- I'm selling it from 12,5
- See? It's 12,5 on him
Ok, I'm selling from 12,5 too
I'm selling from 10 liras!
Please, look up your own work
You have said trade,
needs competitive spirit
Yes but it's not for us!
For other sellers!
- Here you are, sir!
- Oh god!
Municipal police comin'
It was our last chance...
we don't have any business
Maybe we won't get
this bread too.
Don't be sad, there is
always a solution
Let things develop
Bullshit, we don't have
money because of you
you are always blaming me, if
we had money it wouldn't be like that
I don't believe that we
will have money anymore.
I'm gonna take a nap
Get the card in the wallet
and check the address
Mr. Kazim Guleryuz
Cigdem street... number 14
- Erenkoy
- Here it is, Cigdem st.
Here is number 14
Ok, we found it easily
Look Yosun, this
is my last warning...
There is 12.675 liras
and 50 cents in the wallet
And also check that
it costs 15.000 liras too.
I know it too, so what
are you talking about?
If we don't deliver its
owner we're gonna be rich
I've a promise from my
grand grand grand father
Never steal other people's money
Well done, Yosun
You are honest, that's why
you are my best friend
Come on, let's deliver it
to its owner
Dude... hey, dude...
may you look up, please
Come here!
I'm sorry boys, I've
misunderstood you
Thank you very much
for bringing my wallet
I've seen that I've lost it yet.
- I have said this
- Said what?
He's said that its owner
will be so happy
Sure... I'm glad to see it
- May we go now?
- No, this is impossible
We aren't friends anymore
There is a banquet tonight,
there will be fun...
There will be dancing,
you are my guests.
My daughter, these guys
have founded my lost wallet
Oh! You have!
World is little, sir
Let me introduce you Faruk
- My prospective son-in-law
- Nice to meet you
- My daughter Tulin
- Nice to meet you
And your names?
I'm Tosun and my friend Yosun
Yosun and Tosun,
the kings of honesty
Ok, where were we done?
Faruk, your stars
will come tonight at the club?
They'll come, sir
It'll be Yosun and Tosun night
Because to see that kind of honest
people is impossible anymore.
Because to see that kind of honest
people is impossible anymore.
Ladies and gentlemen,
now Mrs. Sevim Sengul
Turkish Allaturca song
Ladies and gentlemen, and now
the best dancer, Mrs. Yildiz Kivran
This is your royal suite for
nobly people such as you
And this is your bathroom
This is for ice cream
Take it boys, get dry
And this is for candies
Tulin...
You know I have some problems
with my boss, nowadays
I don't want a marriage before
paying my debts to your dad
As you know I'm shamefaced
of your father
I understand you, Faruk
Good evening, sweetheart
- See you
- See you
- Come in, please
- Come in
Your breakfast, any wishes?
- No... no...
- No... no...
Useless! Useless!
You can't drive the club
- Your programs are disgusting
- But, boss...
Shut up! Your works are clear!
I'm losing money day by day
because of your disgusting projects
We can't pay our debts
Our only famous star Yildiz
Kivran, she is doing her best
I agree with you
I agree if we can't get a
solution, we'll be out too!
I want a program at any price!
Have you got it, director?
You only have 3 days!
It's best, if you can find
a new idea in 3 days.
Or you'll be out!
Then you find a new job,
Mr. USA experienced director!
I'm a business man, clear?
Seems like it's clear, Mr. Silent!
But... me
Conversation is up!
Goodbye, the door is there
3 days later, we'll meet
I don't need you till that time!
Oh no, sweetheart!
I always need you
Sure honey, sure sweetheart,
of course my sweet wife
Look, Namik! No games!
Who's the girl near you?
Nobody honey, we were meeting
with Mr. Faruk about projects
I swear you... I beg you
Shut up and come home!
Don't make me crazy! You got it?
Sure sweetheart, sure my love
Go, go! Cut main pipe
- Ok, ok
- Hurry up!
Hurry up I said!
Get up! Let's try it
on the main entrance
Come on, walk!
I found it, Yosun!
Hey! Hey! What the hell?!
What the hell this?!
Drop it!
Come here boys,
I have good news
You can get ready
for espousal, sir
I don't believe that
bullshit, "Mr" manager
I became a boss by working in all
positions, Mr. USA graduated!
So you can't bilk me!
I have given 3 days to
you and your time is up!
Not yet sir, 15 minutes more.
15 minutes? You never do
anything even it's 15 days!
I have called my 2 famous
comedian friends from the USA
Also I mentioned our problem
They came to Istanbul to help me
They'll go to world
tour after here.
They're coming from hotel
now, so please be patient.
Patient?
Enough! Get out!
What?! You bored of me?
You are saying "get out"
after 40 years with you!
You poor scullion! If it wasn't for me
you'd be still washing dishes!
No honey, I didn't say it,
you are my love, sweetheart
Have I ever told it before?
You are my one love.
Well done
You know we have the party tonight,
you'll back home earlier!
What are you doing now?
Well, Faruk's famous comedian
friends from USA will come
Almost now will come
We are waiting for
them impatiently
Won't you take our baggage?
Why don't you take yours?
Go and take it I said, come on
You haven't paid money,
check the watch
It's 5 to 3
I haven't asked your watch,
I have asked taximeter!
Use your head dopey,
I'm asking taxi's watch
I'm gonna handle
it in an instant
- Have you made a dent on it?
- Oh, you wanna say dismount?
- 990 liras
- Thanks, it's 990
Yeah
- Keep the change
- It's a tip
Thanks sir, please don't
adjust us big tips
We thank you
Jerks, they call
10 cents as tip
Hey! You forgot this!
We thank you
Are you blind? Wait your next
Ladies first
- One moment, please
- I beg you, please
- Give me my packet
- Here's your packet
Give me my packet, jerk!
This is my packet,
give it back to me!
Please, be careful!
- God! My shoes
- I'm sorry, ma'am
Sorry? You have also
get ripped my nylons!
You wasted my dress!
In fact... I wasted in fact
A small accident ma'am,
so no problem.
Oh god, damn you
Have a nice day
You know, world is small dude.
- My boss, Mr. Namik
- Welcome, nice to see you
- My friends...
- Come on, Faruk...
Call us like the old days
You have given us a name
Faruk was calling us as
"Tosun and Yosun" in the USA
- Your obedient servant Tosun
- Your obedient servant Yosun
- Nice to meet you
- For sure, nice to meet you
We're happy to meet you
You are as funny as kind
Dopey guys!
You disgraced me!
You like it? You have
got me trouble again!
- Only a mistake
- No problem
Here you are, friends
We are proud to see that
you accept to work with us
When Faruk let me
know it, I've triumph
I have triumph
I call Faruk as "bro" because
I like him such as a brother
We too
So we became brother, isn't it?
So if he's your brother,
he's my brother and you...
Ok, let's start again if you
are his brother, I am... mh
If there are two brothers,
I must become... mh
Oh, yes! It means
I have a brother too
Here you are, please,
we are listening to you
Ok boys, although
we trust each other...
To make a contract
would be best, I think
And what do you think?
- I agree with you
- Trust gets strong with contact
- So he said "I agree"
- Of course
Even scorpions must trust
each other such as human
So it means everybody
need a contract here.
- I'm sure you'll agree upon
- Sure
Of course, we are not
here to work in kitchen.
I beg your pardon, I'm gonna
meet with him personally
Come there
What are you doing?
You'll shit of work!
I'm behaving like an expert
such as Mr. Faruk's recommended
Never forget Mr. Faruk's
other recommendations...
First, be careful of your accent!
And be careful of your movements,
if you make a mistake...
Welcome to poverty again!
You got it? Shake my hand
We are ready for contract
Cool
Clause one
Boss Namik and comedians
be compacted like that...
Compact by agree?
Why does it need to be written?
We already compacted
We want a shorter
and cleaner agreement
I agree with you
So... clause one
is unnecessary
Here you are
Clause two
What are you doing
there, you jerk!
Also an unnecessary clause
I agree with you
I support you
This contract was ready
and be signed as 3 copy
I don't agree with you,
3 copies are too much
I agree with you
Let's sign only one and
cancel the other two
Your signature, please
Here you are
- I wish all best of us
- Thanks!
Thank you too
So, we thank you
You have weird signs
For sure, we graduated
from Anatolia Elementary...
You careless!
We are sorry sir, his fault!
An unexpected accident
We'll clean you up now
- We can clean now
- Let me!
Let me!
Scandal! Why my name
hasn't be written on outdoor neon?
Your name's block
didn't deliver from studio yet!
If I don't see it on saturday
you'll see what will happen!
Come on, undress
Take off your belt
and shoes too
Don't worry, you'll
be cleaner
You just wait here,
we'll take it to cleaner
Ok, thank you boys
Now! What does "you'll see
what will happen" mean?!
If you wanna out,
get out right now!
If you pay my compensation
I can go right now!
- Are you trying me?
- I'm gonna degrade you!
Namik! Oh, what the hell!
- Oh! Sweetheart!
- Scandal!
My wife! Save me!
Please listen to me, honey,
please... its not my fault
- God damn you!
- Please, don't hit honey
- I can explain it
- I can explain too
- We were talking business
- With this dress?!
Yes, with this dress
- Well, I was unconscious
- Oh, sure...
His dress got dirty
because of ink, sir
It's ok! Your dress is
shining like the sun now
May you clean
my situation too?
There is no ink anymore
- These are easy works
- Sure, we are brilliant
Please, let me introduce you
Mr. Namik's wife...
- Nice to meet you
- It's my pleasure
- Nice to meet you
- Me too
- And do you...
- One moment, Yosun
And this is our club's great
star dancer, Yildiz Kivran
- And they are?
- My famous comedian friends
They came from USA...
Yosun and Tosun
Nice work Yildiz, you know
who they are in real, right?
Oh, sure... it's a pleasure
to work with them here.
I'm glad to see you here
We are glad too
- It needs ironing
- We can do it too
Easy work
You can wear it now
- They are the idiots in kiosk
- Shhh... yes, they are
Between us ok?
And what about my benefit?
- Easy
- Right now!
Patient!
Mr. Faruk, may you explain
situation to my wife, please?
Please, help me about it
Sir, they're our new stars
and we were signing contract
And suddenly ink failed
Then I came in
And we went clean the dress
I called, he didn't take it
No, you didn't call me
I called!
Phone isn't working
Sure, it's out of socket
- And who did it?
- Maybe Yosun did it
We are sorry because
of his clumsiness
Ok, it's accepted.
For sure, everybody
can make a mistake
Namik, let's have a party
for your new stars tonight
Aye aye, sweetheart
But first let's arrange them
an accommodation
We thank you
We are foreigners here,
so we don't know of any hotel
Ok, no more complain
- We can go
- Ok, let's go
Thank you
Mr Faruk, won't you come?
Sir, we'll have a personal interview
with Mrs. Yildiz
If you don't want me to speak
about who they are...
I want the same price
you'll pay for them
I have one condition more
but we can wait for it.
What is it?
You'll see when time is up
Hello? Yeah?
This is White Night Club's
owner, Turan Korkmaz
I have important news
If you don't hurry up,
you can smash up
So go ahead and speak up!
Easy honey, as you see
I'm doing what you say
I'm listening
They signed a contract with
2 comics from USA today
And a banquet be
arranged for them tonight.
Probably Faruk and Tulin
will be there too.
You'll interest with Faruk
We will be there tonight
Nobody will know each other
You only will watch me
Wait for my sign
Turkish Allaturca song
We have some documents
about your prospective son-in-law
Bugger!
- How could he do it?
- What happens, daddy?
Look, honey
If these guys didn't let us know
we would get in trap of bugger!
I didn't understand dad,
what trap? What bugger?
Take it honey,
and see who is bugger
But... impossible
They've been in a relationship
for a long time.
And he has spent all money
he got from me for this woman!
He wants to get married
because of my money, not for you!
Don't be sad, I won't
let him get away!
I'm sorry to show this sir,
but it was necessary.
- Have a nice day
- I'm gonna show the door
Thanks, we can go
Please, interest with lady,
she needs comfort
I'm gonna get your revenge!
He gave the ring back,
she didn't believe me
She was already
mistrusting of...
Yildiz's speeches and looking,
that's why she behaved like that
And she felt so sad
when seeing the photo
I'm sure Yildiz is
working for Turan
May we get Yildiz
to say the truth to Tulin?
She can say the boss
who are you in real
And boss gives us the push
We must concentrate
on our first show
If you get success...
I can get 20.000 liras from boss
and send it Tulin's father
- Money is easy
- What does "easy" mean?!
We don't even have a penny!
All of these are gangster
Turan's games
- Turan knows who we are?
- No
Yildiz has said to him
you came from the USA
Because I have agreement with
her about it would be a secret
But if she works for Turan
she could say it to him.
But she didn't,
so we still have time
Also it isn't served for her
Because if she tells everything,
Turan gets her out right off
Therefore she earns more
money by speak little
So Yildiz will keep truth
about you a little more
So we are mouse
and she is cat, right?
So if Turan doesn't know
who we are, work is done
Go to club and keep Yildiz busy,
we'll go around with Yosun
Walk man, we are going
Have you seen oldster's face
when he saw the photos?
He was bellowing "I'm
gonna get her revenge!"
Work is done
Next work, we'll get
those Americans
Then we'll become rich!
Chief! Chief!
They came, chief!
What happened? Speak up!
Comedians from the USA
who comes for Ruya Club
- Yeah?
- They are here for you
Nice, they are in trap
by own hand, let them in
- Here you are, sir
- Here we are
Which one of you is
Turan Korkmaz?
- Me
- Nice to meet you
We wanna speak with you
You'll be glad to hear what
we want talk about
Somebody grabs and bilks us
What happened? Who bilked you?
We prefer to talk personally
Let us alone, guys
Don't worry, he's my assistant
- Ok, we can speak
- We have problem with club
They didn't pay us
And we heard your
club is biggest
We don't wanna
work with con men
You have surprised me
So they bilk you by contract
without pay anything
Would they advance amount?
For sure, what we can
do without money here?
Starving bear never play
Shut up
How much would they advance?
- 10.000
- 10.000
So 10.000 per each one
For sure, we have 4 hands
and one brain together
I agree with you
10.000 to me, 10.000 to him
Ok, I'm gonna pay it
And tomorrow we
can make contract
May we get money now?
Of course
Thank you very much,
you are a nice person
You are the man
Let us count in an instant
Are you crazy, chief?
What are you doing?
Don't worry, I know
what I'm doing
Money will their guest such as
they are our guests till morning
I won't let them go out
They can't go out even a step
And after tonight
we handle them
They are thinking
ourselves so smart
You are smarter, chief
It's ok, we wish all best of us
Have a nice day
We will meet tomorrow morning
Have a nice day
So long, we'll meet again
What does it mean?
You are hasty, we have
deal, so we are together
You will be our guests
Take them to guest room
Scandal! We are gonna
remonstrance you
We'll meet on court!
- Remonstrance!
- Court!
Get back!
Ghost!
Help!
- Congrats, nice show
- Show?
I have stranded in wardrobe
Ok boys, this is our next.
You know what will you do
They'll wait comedians
till the last moment...
When they understood
they disappeared... bust!
Cool! And customers
will blow the club
Of course
But be careful and don't
start agitation on Yildiz's show
Ok chief, we arranged our
men for front row seats
They'll boo everybody
except of Yildiz tonight
Chief! There are ghosts
and boys disappeared.
Fire... fire!
You are demanding for
nothing, everything end
It's already started, see? Faruk
gave money that will pay to your father
If he had time he would
pay personally to him.
In fact he is scared
of your dad
Please help us, you'll see
everything will be fine
Ok boys, ok
We thank you
Turkish Allaturca song
This way
- Tulin, nice to see you here
- Boys demanded me to come.
Because they know
how I suffered wrong.
Ok boys, get ready,
your next almost comin'
Easy man, money in pocket
What money?
Tulin's dad money, you
have given it to us this morning.
When did he give money to us?
Oh, sure... sure...
sorry, my mistake
I remember too now.
I think we have
lost our memory.
- So long
- So long
Let's go and leave them alone
Tulin
How could you believe
that nonsense
But why they defame you
for no reason at all?
All of these are Turan's games
He is feeling enmity
me for a long time
I'm gonna explain
its reason later
Please, don't ask
anything about it now
And please don't
leave me alone now.
Turan's trying to get my work
But everything'll be ok soon
But why didn't mention
about it to my dad?
- They are all here
- Why?
Look, call this number and
tell Mr. Faruk needs 3 hard holes
Then give your name too.
- My name?
- Yes, give your name
Only your first name.
Come on, go ahead
Ladies and gentlemen
And now, magician Manomau
presents The Lost Girl Show
Bravo!
He found us again
- I beg you, please, let me go
- Go?
I have harmed you, your
daughter and Faruk
Please, forgive me
Let me go, it was blackmail
- Please, forgive me
- But?
I don't have a relationship
with Faruk, this is truth
Photos was a trap by Turan
Goodbye
- Whither?
- Let me go
- Is it so easy?
- I hate you and your works!
If you leave now, you
can only go to death!
You came just in time boys,
come on, get others too.
Yes sir!
What?! Are you a cop?
Shut up you tough beard, oh?!
Well, it's a fake beard
Maybe his mustache is fake too
His everything is fake
His real name "Wary" Cemil
I was in the USA to investigate
all your connections
We haven't arrested you there
to get you in prison in Turkey
So you weren't in the USA
as a show manager?
No... never
I'm a cop
When I was back in Turkey, I
confirmed his headquarter.
Beyaz Geceler club
his bogus corporation
You "fake" Turan!
So you have used me?
You helped us unknowingly
I thank you on behalf of police
I came to your club as a manager
to close up "Wary" Cemil
And I also bought heroin costs
20.000 from him to be sure
You remember that sunday?
You have given it to old man.
It was me!
What? You were that old man?
As you see cops may use
"fake" make ups like you.
I need 20.000 liras
urgently for heroin dealing
If I have waited it from
office it would be so late.
So you have got it from
me, my honest son
I always loved you
It's my wedding gift for you
It's crystal clear anymore
- Take him out here
- Come on, walk!
- Come together, children
- Please, forgive me
We should listen to you, Faruk
Tosun... Yosun
Come on boys, it's your next
THE END