Too Close For Christmas (2020) - full transcript

RIP-FIXES-SYNC
by VaVooM

The caterers are sets.

I've just confirmed
the string quartet

and everything else you need
to know is in here.

Alphabetized and color-coded.

There shouldn't
be any surprises.

- It's black-tie formal.
- Just like the last three years.

Well... Not too
repetitive, I hope?

Its... its' more of a...
Christmas classic.

It's always a huge success,
so I'm not worried.

Although, you've always been here
to handle everything in person.



I know, I'm sorry.
This is the first Christmas

that my parents have been away
and my sister really...

Go. Don't worry. You've done
all the heavy lifting.

And if we need anything,
we can always ask Trey.

Go. Before
I change my mind.

Right. Going.

I'm just wondering, is there...
any news on the promotion front?

I'm sorry, not yet.

They promised to let me know
before you took of, but so far nothing.

It's okay, I get it,
everyone's busy with the holidays.

- Just keep your phone close.
- I always do.

And I'll call you
as soon as I hear.

- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

Okay, before you say anything,
I'm almost there.



Hey, it's a Christmas miracle!
Didn't think they'd ever let you escape.

Careful.
There's still time.

Okay, how many times
has mom called you so far?

Four times,
just from the airport.

And twice when
they got to Hawaii.

I'm so happy they went, though.

I can't remember the last time
they went somewhere, just the two of them.

Dad said it was before you
guys adopted me. Is that true?

You mean back
when life was peaceful?

Oh, please.

No, I'm really glad you
decided to spend Christmas

- with me and Tim's family this year.
- I know. I'm so excited, too.

Plus, you said the magic words.

You-know-who won't be there.

Well...

Okay, I'm super excited
you're coming.

Yeah. I just have to quickly
stop for gas and I will be right there.

- Okay! See you soon. Love you!
- Love you!

- Hi!
- Hey! Let me help you with that.

Oh, my goodness. Wow.

Hi!

- Hi, Tim.
- Hey.

Thank you so much for having me!

You're so welcome.

Well, I'm very excited for
my first Barnett Christmas.

Me too. Well,
my first as a Barnett.

Okay, you two...

Sorry. Sorry.

Why don't I take these inside
and then I'll send Paul out

to grab the rest of the stuff.
This is... all of it, right?

Yeah. This is all of it.
Did you just... say Paul?

- Yeah.
- He's here?

- You know my brother.
- Not really.

You never know where
his vacation's gonna end up

until you get the postcard.
I mean, that's Paul.

Okay. I'm gonna take
these inside.

Nice and light.

Thank you!

Okay, before you say anything,
it's just for one night.

Why didn't you tell me?

It was super last minute
and I didn't want to give you

an excuse to turn around
and go back to work.

They do not get another
holiday out of you.

I'm sorry, but is it really
that big a deal?

I know he was a bit...
blunt at the wedding, but...

That's an understatement.
A big one.

He's still going
on his ski trip.

To Switzerland?

He's just leaving
in the morning now.

In the morning. Okay.

You know what?

It's fine. It's fine.

So, you won't say anything?

You don't have to worry
about me. I can handle anything.

For a night.

You're gonna love it here.

Judy said you're just upstairs.

- It's cold.
- Let me grab your bag.

You weren't kidding.
This is beautiful.

Oh yeah, gorgeous.

This is their vacation home?

Yeah, I know, right?

Come one!

Well, I should probably take
these off. I've got... snow everywhere.

I am so... sorry.
Are you okay?

- I...
- Yeah, I am fine.

I'm... I'm fine.

You made it.

Yup. I did.

Man, I hope it didn't take you
as long to get here as it took me.

I mean, getting out of the city
was brutal. Am I right?

What am I doing?
Let me get your bags.

No. No, I'm good.

No?

No.

Okay. Well, how 'bout
your pillow?

- I got it.
- Hey! Hi.

You remember my sister?
From the wedding?

Of course. How could I forget
our chicken dance, huh?

Well, it was a group dance,
wasn't "ours".

Okay. Good clarification.

You made it!

And in good time, too.

Hi! Thank you so much
for having me.

- Thank you for coming!
- Can I take those? Bring them upstairs?

Yeah.
That would be wonderful.

- Alright.
- Thanks. Thanks!

- You must be starving. Come on in!
- I am.

As much as I hate you
missing Christmas,

I know it's the only time
you can get away from work.

I know. Thank you, mom.

- You should be an accountant.
- Why?

You know your brother. He's not
really one for, you know, sitting still.

I don't wanna sit still.

There's a whole big world out
there just ready to be seen.

And I want to see it.

I'm just saying you get
a lot more time off

as an accountant as you do
as a building contractor.

Would you like
anything else, Hayley?

- You haven't really touched...
- No! I'm good. Everything was so delicious.

I just ate too much granola
on the way up here.

Hey, I was gonna ask...
where's that boyfriend of yours?

I'm sorry?

Simon, wasn't it?
Nice British fellow.

We had a good "chinwag"
at the wedding.

I think that's what
they call it. Chinwag.

Well, I'm guessing
he's back home in London.

I can't be so sure.

Why's that? Because...
not together anymore?

No. No. Not.

We actually broke up
shortly after the wedding.

You did?

- Yeah.
- Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

Don't be. It's okay.
It's all good.

- Okay! Who wants dessert?
- I'll help you!

- It's just for one night.
- Yup.

Okay, now... don't worry,
it doesn't need to be fancy.

Just has to come from the heart.

- We're making gifts?
- A gift. One each.

Everyone will take a name and...

I guess whoever gets Paul

- will have to make something real quick.
- Wait. Where is Paul?

Is that mom again?

No, actually,
it's work. I...

- Take it outside.
- What?

- The reception's better out there, okay?
- Okay.

Kim! Hi. You're
breaking up. Can you hear me?

Kim? Hello? Can you
hear me now?

Your reception's not great.
And so far, no news.

Well, I guess that's
better than bad news, right?

They're now saying they
don't want to make the decision

until after the event
on the 23rd.

Okay.

Speaking of... how do you feel
about circus performers?

Trey's old idea?
The one we all shot down?

Well, personally,
I wouldn't hire them to serve

and I'm not a fan
of last-second changes,

but if it's shock value
you're after...

Hayley, everyone here
loves the idea.

You've already decided.

Well, I guess,
just keep me posted, then.

Of course, I will.

Yeah. Well,
you know where to find me.

Bye.

Bye.

Terrific.

You drop the call?

Happens a lot out here.

You know, sometimes there's better service
in the driveway if you want to try it.

- I'm fine.
- Did you try to shake it?

What?

Your phone. It helps.

I'm kidding.
It's a joke.

Okay. It might...
Did I do something?

Is that a question
or another joke?

Question.

You know, it's really
not a great time to ask.

Come on!

Fine. You really
wanna know?

I do.

You had no right
dooming my relationship.

Excuse me?

Do you not remember what
you said? At the wedding?

Oh no, I do.

But all I said was
that your boyfriend

was clearly going
to move back to London.

Yeah. Without me!

Who says that to someone?
At a wedding?

It was just an observation.

Yeah. An observation
which forced a conversation.

A conversation,
without which, who knows?

Might've worked out differently.

Why are you laughing?

I'm sorry. Sorry.

You actually blame me
for your breakup?

What? No. No. I...

You wanted to know if you did
anything and I just told you, okay?

Great. Great. Well, then,
can I make one more observation?

- No. You may not.
- No?

- No.
- No?

- No.
- Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.
I must. I must!

If your relationship ended
because of one conversation...

it wasn't gonna work
in the first place!

Is that your expert opinion?

Yeah.

Well, that's... I'm sorry.
I find that actually really funny

because I've heard that
you're not quite an expert

in the relationship
department yourself.

You're too busy!
You're always traveling.

You're Paul
"Who Can't Sit Still".

What does that have
to do with anything?

Nothing. I'm just saying
I'm not surprised.

What? That I don't
have a girlfriend?

Word of advice...

observations aren't
always helpful. Or wanted.

Okay. Okay.

Well, thank you for that...
"observation".

- Anything else?
- No. I think we're good.

- Good.
- Good.

- Good!
- Good.

What am I supposed to do with an...
oven mitt?

Embellish.

You could make it
a fancy chapeau.

Okay! It's time
to pick names!

Hayley, as our guest,
you go first.

Okay. Yeah.

So, how'd it go?

You mean out there, right now?

- Yeah.
- With your work call?

Oh, that? It was...
it's not great.

I mean, it was... yeah.
Not great.

What'd the airline say?

They're not letting anybody out.

Out? What do you...
what do you mean "out"?

Well, turns out there's a big
snow storm in Northern Europe,

so... next flight out
isn't until Christmas Day.

Does this mean you're staying?!

For like... five more days?

Apparently.

- You just made my Christmas!
- That makes two of us.

Here you go.
Now you've got towels, water...

And these super cute jammies.
Thank you.

It's nothing.
They were on sale.

I get them for all
the kids every Christmas.

Whether they like it or not.

Are you sure you don't want me to sleep
on the couch? I honestly don't mind.

Oh, please! Paul insisted
you have his room.

- He did?
- He wasn't even supposed to be here.

Yeah. That's right.
Well, thank you.

Just let me know if you need
anything. Goodnight!

Goodnight!

He's been everywhere.

Did you really say something?

Cute jammies.

Did you?

What? It...
It wasn't that bad.

What did you say?

Just that he had no right
commenting on my relationship.

I actually think it was a really
good thing for him to hear.

Good? Good how?

From a personal-development
standpoint?

In fact, I think it actually might
help him in his future relationships.

I'm sure he was very
appreciative. Hayley!

I'm sorry, okay?
I thought he was leaving.

And then... the words
just kind of came out.

- After that circus call.
- You mean with work?

I had everything set up,
down to every little detail

and then...

It doesn't matter because I'm not there,
so they hire someone else...

It will not be because
you took a break.

You deserve this
promotion, Hayle.

You know that.

You've been there forever and if
they don't promote you, just...

Just quit.
You could go anywhere.

- It's not that easy.
- Why not?

Because I've been there forever.

I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said anything.

I know you wanted
this weekend to be perfect.

It's fine. Maybe even better
you got it off your chest?

I know you're lying.
But I appreciate it.

Just get a good night's
sleep, okay?

I plan on sleeping in as late
as humanly possible tomorrow.

Good.

- I love you.
- I love you more.

Okay, fine.

Fine. I'm up.

Good morning.

I can't believe everybody's
actually up.

Yeah.
You didn't you know?

We're all real early risers
here, especially Paul.

I had no idea.

You still clocked
a good eight, right?

Smoothie?

No.
I'm... I'm good with...

- Coffee.
- Yes.

Your second cup is standing by.

So, Hayley, how much time do
you need to get ready?

Ready? For what?

Well, if you want to know what's
happening, it's right over there.

- We're going ice skating?
- For a start.

Well...

I'm not the best ice skater.

So I'm just gonna hang here
and you guys can go.

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

- Excuse me?
- Yeah, our mom has a strict

no-man-left-behind policy
at Christmas, so...

Well, she likes us
all together, all week.

It's what makes
the holidays special.

Otherwise it's just
a lot of stuff we do.

- That's right, mom.
- Right?

Yeah.
You know I love it.

So what are we thinking?
Can we all be ready in ten?

- Ten.
- Yeah.

- Yep.
- Ready in ten? All right.

- Refill?
- Well, this is relaxing.

Just... think of all
the fresh air we're gonna get.

Yeah.

Bless you.

- Here, this'll warm you up.
- Thank you, honey.

I'm fine! You go on.

No. That's the last
thing they need;

the old man showing them up.

- Looking good, Hales!
- Thanks!

I was just thinking
the same thing.

Alright. So, I think
I already know the answer,

but are you sure you
don't want any help?

Positive.

Just one piece of advice...
don't look at your feet.

It sounds counterintuitive,
but trust me.

It'll make it a lot easier.

Okay. I'm fine!

Are you always this stubborn?

Stubbornness has nothing
to do with this.

Okay, okay, okay.
You're right. I'm sorry.

I probably should've
found a better time

to comment on your boyfriend
than at the wedding.

Thank you.

But you really should
have seen it coming.

Excuse me?

Well, I mean, look, I know
he was your type and all.

And I get it. I do.

But if I could see the handwriting
on the wall in just a weekend...

And how exactly do you know
what my type is?

Easy.

What?

- You're a creature of habit.
- No! No, I am not.

You sure about that? You have
two cups of coffee. Every morning.

So does every other person
on planet Earth.

I'm pretty sure you take trail
mix with you everywhere you go.

Well, I don't like to be hungry. And,
besides, it's granola.

You travel...
with your own pillow?

You clearly have a thing
for guys with accents.

I'm guessing...
mostly British?

- What?!
- Safe,

predictable, suit-wearing
men with British accents.

Are those bad things?

They're not bad.
If they're working for you.

Okay, can you... can you give me
a little space, please?

You want me to leave?

Yeah. I do.
You know, actually,

I think it would probably be
in everyone's best interest

if you and I give each other
space the entire week.

Tricky, considering
my mom's policy, and all.

And the fact that we're staying
in the same house.

But, you know, I think
there's enough of us,

we could probably figure out
some sort of... buffer.

Great.

- Good.
- Good.

I'm just going to start
making the cookie dough.

- Honey, you need to lie down.
- It's almost Christmas!

We have to finish
decorating upstairs,

we've a ton of desserts
to make, a tree to get...

Not to mention
the charity event.

I haven't even checked
in on the decorations or the food for that.

Well, I already finished
the sleigh for the donations,

so you don't have to worry
about that, mom.

It really is beautiful.

Thank you. Now, please, would
you just get a... short nap?

No, I'm fine.

Well, you're right.
The reception is definitely

better out there, but...
still no updates.

- What's wrong?
- Judy's not feeling so great.

- Oh no, really?
- Oh, it's nothing.

I'll be fine after a quick...

mom?

What was I saying?

Okay, that's it.
Time for bed!

- This can't be happening.
- Come on.

What am I gonna do?

Well, not worry about
Christmas for starters.

We'll take care of everything
while you rest, mom.

Yeah.

Well, what about
the charity gala?

If anything comes up, we're
all here to help with that, too.

- Come on.
- You know,

- I don't think this looks that bad.
- That's not her list.

Behind you.

Don't worry. Christmas'll
be perfect. I promise.

Listen to the kids.
They got this.

They'll do everything together,
just like we do every year.

Will you take a lot of photos?
And still make your gifts?

Yes, mama.

- And you...
- No! Bed time.

We'll get you some tea.

Well...

So much for a buffer.

I still don't know what I'm
supposed to do with an empty CD case.

Dude, your wife's an art
teacher. You know that, right?

- It's not rubbin' off.
- I don't know.

What about that time
you made me... never mind.

Okay, so I have taken
all of your mom's lists

and I've combined them and
made one massive spreadsheet

so we know exactly what we need
to do for the rest of the week.

- There you go.
- Thank you.

And one for you.

Are you always this organized?

- Yes!
- Yes.

She used to tidy up my toys.
When she was four.

I was thinking for
the more functional items,

we can divide and conquer?
Girls against boys.

So, is this your new buffer?

I just wanted us to get
on the same page

and now each of us have
our own page.

Okay, so let's look at today.
December 21st...

We're going to go
pick up the food

and you guys can go upstairs
and finish the decorating.

- Sound good? Great.
- Seems fair.

I can't believe I thought
mom was over the top

for making us camp out in front
of the Christmas tree every year.

Tim's mother is officially
next level.

I think it's actually
pretty mild in comparison.

To what?

You think Judy's
chart is too much?

Their grandma used to map out
all twelve days of Christmas.

For everyone.

What? What's wrong?

Nothing.
I... I'm fine.

Might just be the smell
of the blue cheese or...

the camembert.

Oh no...

No, no, no! Please!
You can't be getting sick, too.

You can't go down and
leave me alone with Paul.

Why are you looking
at me like that?

Wait! Wait, you're not.

Are you seriously pregnant?

Okay, okay. Alright,
I'll keep it down. But what?

I know.
It's still early,

so we're not telling anyone.
Not 'til Christmas.

So, that's why Tim
was acting so weird?

Well, he's a bit cautious,
anyways. In general.

That is true.

But he doesn't want anyone
to know yet. Not even you.

- Okay.
- Not 'til we tell his parents.

I don't know how
I'm going to tell them.

I mean, Judy is so good
at making everything special

and... I...

Hey. You're going
to be an amazing mom.

I hope so.

You will.
I'm so happy for you!

Thank you.

Why don't we just call Paul?
He's got that big truck.

He can pull us out in,
like, a second.

No. No, no. I got this,
okay? No need for Paul.

Okay. I think we're good.

So sorry.

I don't know why
I'm so exhausted.

I feel like all I do
is sleep all the time.

Hey! Don't apologize.

You just need to lay down and
I will cover for you. Okay?

I'm sorry. I know you're
not a big fan of Paul's.

Stop apologizing.
It's fine.

We will do anything we need
to do. And I promise...

I will act like I know nothing.

Hey there, Tim!

- Hey.
- Hi.

She knows, doesn't she?

- What?
- It's okay!

I mean, she's your sister and your best
friend, of course she knows.

Sorry, I tried.

And for the record... you both
have terrible poker faces.

Hey.

Hey. Thought I heard
you guys come in.

Yeah, about that.
They're not feeling that good.

Amy, especially, so they're
just gonna take it easy.

And considering your dad
is taking care of your mom,

that means it's just...

It's just the two us.

For the moment. Yeah.

But,

we do need to get a Christmas
tree tomorrow at some point.

Tut-tut-tut. Let me guess;

divide and conquer?

Well, unfortunately,
if we want to pick a tree

that meets your mom's
expectations,

it's probably going to take
at least two people.

You mean... you...

want to do this together?

You and me?

Well, 'cause you need
my help, I...

Need is a strong word,

but, yeah.
I guess so.

Okay. Well, look,
I just need you to know...

you see, my mother? Now she's
going to require a lot of photos.

Lots of pictures.

And that means you're going
to have to smile. A lot.

Whole bunch of holiday cheer.
And, you know...

Okay! Are you done?

No.
No, no, no, no.

I'm just gettin' started.

You're impossible,
you know that?

Okay. Well, I'm going
but tree, tomorrow.

You got it. Hayley...
we're taking my truck.

Why?

'Cause we don't want
to waste any time

getting stuck in
the snow, now, do we?

Good night.

Mistletoe?
Definitely not.

What?

Nothing.

Okay, fine. I may eat
a lot of granola,

but at least I don't have
a creepy elf clock in my room.

Hey! And, one...
that's my childhood room.

Two... I won an award
for that clock.

In the fifth grade.

You... you made it?

Well, I mean, it's not...
it's not creepy,

it's just...

It's...

A little creepy.

It's okay.
Don't worry about it.

It was just a silly
little contest, but...

it was the first time I realized
I liked making things.

And you've kept it
all of these years?

Yeah.

You're a lot more sentimental
than I thought you would be.

It's...
Hold that thought!

I wanted to get rid of it,
my mom wanted me keep it.

I just thought here might be
better than my apartment.

Good call.

Yeah.

Okay, we have definitely
already been down this way.

No, we haven't.

What about this one? Yes!
This has got to be it.

No, no, no.

What? Why? You can't just veto
every tree I pick.

It has no personality.

It's a tree;
not your future wife.

It's too predictable.

I mean, who wants a tree
that's just...

Perfectly symmetrical?

Exactly.

This. This is what
I'm talking about.

This has personality.

It's a bare tree.

It's not bare.

It's just, you know... has
its... its own thing going on.

- Kind of like you.
- I'll take that as a compliment.

- What's that?
- What's what?

That smell.
You smell that?

I don't know. Pine?

No, it's...
Yes! I'm so excited.

Really?

You get this excited about nuts?

Have you ever had roasted
chestnuts before?

Sure. At some point in
my life. I don't remember.

You'd remember.

I'm just so happy!
I make them every year.

It's kinda like my own Christmas
tradition. Like your...?

My...?

Well, come on!

You must have some sort
of holiday food ritual.

No. No, I...

I'm more into new experiences
than traditions, you know?

And, besides, I'm really
not a nut person.

Well, you might change
your mind after this.

I doubt it.

We'll see.

I'll have two boxes, please.

- Wait!
- One for my sister.

Every time I eat them it's
like my whole childhood

flashes before my eyes.
It's amazing.

And you are definitely
as sentimental as I thought you were.

I will take that
as a compliment.

There you go. Thank you.

- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

Da, da, da...
hold right there.

Perfect opportunity.
Just wait right there.

Paul, what are you doing?

Alright.

- Smile.
- Okay. You get one.

Oh, come on, smile!

- Bigger.
- What?

It's for my mom.

- Okay. Fine.
- Alright.

There we go! Beautiful.
She's gonna love it. It's magic.

Come on.

So, you really have
no holiday food traditions?

I mean, that's what
makes it taste so good;

it's that feeling
you get with it.

I know your mom. I know
she goes all out, so...

No, look, don't get
me wrong, it's nice.

I just don't get emotional
about things like that.

Well, do you want to try one?

Paul!
I can't believe it!

I thought your mother said
that you'd be in Sweden?

Switzerland.

Hey, buddy!

No flights, you know? It looks
like I'm here 'til Christmas.

Well, that's great! That
means you can come to the gala.

Holiday Hounds.

That's where I met Maxie
last year, isn't it?

Well, I guess it just depends
on my flight, you know?

Yeah, look, I know your mom
is so upset about being sick,

but tell her we have it
totally under control.

She sure does.

Hey. So, when did
you get into town?

Yesterday. I decided
to come in a day early.

She may be a Los Angeleno now,

but we can't keep her away
from the East Coast for long.

You know, I thought for sure

that you'd be away
for the holidays, again.

- He's going away on Christmas.
- Of course he is.

Well... tha... tha...

This is Amy's sister.

She...

She's a professional
event planner,

so if you guys need
any help, it's...

I'm Hayley. Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi.

You know, we really
should pay for that tree.

We should?

Yeah. It's pretty perfect

and,

I don't think
it's gonna last long.

- Okay.
- Yep.

Guys, it was so good
to see you guys again. Both.

- Merry Christmas.
- So nice meeting you.

- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Just so I'm clear...

we're going with my tree, right?

Yes, perfectly symmetrical.

Bit brisk.

Here. This is a good one.
I will allow you to use this.

- You will allow me?
- Yeah.

Very well, Your Highness.
My mother will be pleased.

You sure you don't want any of
these? They're kind of amazing.

Still good.

I'm sorry about that.

Well, if you're not a nut
person I'm not gonna force you.

No. Back there with
Patti and Michelle.

I know it was a little awkward.

I have no idea why I offered you
up for help but... thank you.

For what?

Rolling with it.

So, you guys dated?

That obvious?

Yeah.

Are you sure you don't
want any of these?

I mean, I don't know if it's the
elevation, or all the fresh air,

but I'm starving and...

I don't know how much longer
they're going to last.

Okay. Get out.

- What? Why?
- Come on.

- Let's go. It's not that far. Come on.
- I thought we were going back?

Not until we get you...

some real food.

You've reach Kim in marketing,
please leave a message.

Kim. Hi! It's me again
leaving another message.

I just wanted to make sure
that you had everything

you needed for tonight.
Okay, great.

Or not.

- Still nothing?
- Nope.

I mean, I guess
I should be happy

that things are running
smoothly without me.

- It is all just meat?
- Yeah.

Pretty much just meat
and a few sides.

Pumpkin spiced ribs?
Is that really a thing?

At Christmas it is.

Okay, well...
before we order,

I should probably let you know

that I'm not the most
adventurous eater.

And that's why we're here.

Alright, we'll take some
of the pumpkin spiced ribs.

The cranberry
barbecued pulled pork and...

The jalapeno mashed
potatoes. Please.

Is it possible to have those
jalapenos on the side?

- No.
- No? What about the sauces?

Okay, then.

You know, considering
that I usually like my plate

half-green, half-protein
with a side of fruit,

I'm surprised how much
I love this.

See.

No.

No. You cannot say
I told you so.

I won't.

You're about to. I can tell
it's on tip of your tongue

and you're just
itching to say it.

It's on the tip
of my tongue? Right?

You know, you have a little a...

Look, I just think that,

you know, tastes can change
a little. That's all.

Oh, really?

Hey, Paul!

- How long has it been?
- Hey! Too long.

- Good to see you.
- You too. How's everything tasting?

Honestly, I've never
had barbecue so good.

Now this is coming from Hayley.

She's a fancy event planner
from Manhattan, so "uh uh."

Only on good days,
but this is really tasty.

Stop. No, really, go on.

- I'll grab you my card?
- Okay. That'd be great.

Why do you do that?

Do what?

You sell yourself
short like that.

What? No, I don't!
How could you think...

You know what? No more
observations out of you, mister.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, I think you're fancy.
In a good way.

How's that?

So, you two went for lunch?

And how was that?

Fine.

Fine? Really?

That seems like a big shift
since two days ago.

Okay, I'll admit,

it wasn't as bad as I thought
it was going to be.

Wait.

Do you actually like him?

What? No. No, I don't
"like" like him.

I just... I don't dislike him
as much as I thought I did.

- Good.
- What?

I mean, good you like him,
but don't "like" like him.

I mean, that would be
a bit awkward.

Right.

Though I do have to say you
look a lot more relaxed now.

Well.
It's probably the fresh air.

Okay, here you go.
Here you go.

A warning...
my mom usually has, like,

six other families out
here caroling, so...

- Sometimes eight.
- Yeah, I'm not sure how it's going to sound

- with just us...
- Mi, mi, mi, mi...

I feel pretty good.

I think someone's dog howled

through the entire chorus
of Carol of the Bells.

- And they ran back inside.
- To hide.

I think he was just impressed
with my vocal prowess.

Of course!

That's a problem.
And we will find a solution.

- Hi, Patti.
- Hi.

- Everything okay?
- Yeah,

- just a tiny snag with the gala.
- A snag?

Hayley, I think we might
need your help after all.

Well, last year,
we didn't have to do anything.

We just put the link up online

and half the town bought
tickets. But now...

You know, it's actually pretty
normal for a second year fallout.

Especially after
the initial excitement.

Yeah, but this is like...
half the excitement.

Not even. God! I can't
let the pooches down.

This is the charity's
big event of the year!

- What do we do?
- You don't do a thing.

Penn's right, sweetie.
You look awful.

I actually am feeling
much better, but thank you.

I bet Hayley
has some good ideas.

She's amazing. She does
all kinds of events...

private, corporate, charity.
All super successful.

Well, I haven't had
time to give it any real thought,

but you said the theme was
Taste of the Shores, right?

- Yes. Well, that's a whole other problem.
- What problem?

Well, if we don't get
more restaurants to donate,

our "taste" is going
to be more of a "bite".

Well, okay. For ticket sales,
you just need to tease it.

Give people a "taste"
of what they're in for.

What if we rename it
Taste of the Holidays?

To remind people
what it's all about.

Good people, good food
and giving back.

This will get people
buying tickets?

Not on its own,
but give me a couple of hours

and I will come up with a plan
and give it to you first thing tomorrow.

She's a hard worker, isn't she?

Way too loyal, if you ask me.

What do you mean?

She's way overdue
this promotion at work.

She'd never admit it, but...

everything she does
turns out amazing.

We'll stand
in front of the venue.

We'll create a festive
atmosphere...

People are going to be out
and about anyway.

And then we'll
just... see.

See?

I know it sounds a little...
grassroots,

but I really believe
that people want to give back.

We can all just be wrapped up
in our own world sometimes.

Especially at the holidays.

It's funny, I was convinced
I was going to work through this cold.

"I don't need to rest."

But Penn was right.

I guess sometimes
what you think you want

isn't always what you need.

I gotta say it...

these roasting kits
were a great idea.

Amy was right about you...
you are good at your job.

And this coming from a guy
who hates chestnuts.

Well, thank you for
helping me with all this.

Happy to help.
So, what's next, coach?

Merry Christmas!
We'll see you tomorrow night!

Chestnuts!
These are beautiful!

Be sure to check our website
for tickets. They're going fast.

Merry Christmas!

- Hey. Everything's good to go in there.
- Thank you.

It's beautiful. And this is
going to look amazing inside.

I still can't believe
Paul made this.

And why not?

I mean, come on, people need
somewhere to put their donations, right?

Well, I don't know. It's kind
of traditional for you,

isn't it?
Too symmetrical?

I deliver what the client needs.

In this case, classic
Christmas seemed ideal.

And I...

may have directed a large
group of people your way.

You're gonna be busy.

Did you lure them in with
your beautiful singing voice?

Quite possible, yes.

Okay, I think we're
gonna get out of here.

- Sure.
- Unless you need help with anything else?

No. I think we're good.
I'm almost done.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Alright, I'm gonna go
hunt down some more people.

Okay, you do that.

Yeah, you know.

How's my favorite event planner?

Well, I think I might be
your only event planner,

but I'm good.

You know, I didn't think these
nuts were gonna do it

but our ticket sales
are already up.

- Really?
- But the food...

I know. I've got to figure
it out but don't worry,

I think I have an idea.

Well, keep this up
and I'll have to tell

my friend Miranda Watson
to hire you.

Did you say Miranda Watson,
as in Watson Creative?

- She's your friend?
- Yes.

Oh, my gosh, her firm
does amazing work.

Well, I might just have
to snatch you up myself.

Philanthropy is exhausting.

Well, I think I'm good
where I'm at, but thank you.

Plenty of time to talk about
that after the big night.

Now, it's... back to work!

- Merry Christmas.
- Thanks!

- We'll see you tomorrow?
- You sure will!

So, how'd it go?

How do you feel
about cinnamon ribs?

Good.

Good, because he just
agreed to donate

a ton for tomorrow night!

Marketing division.
Kim speaking.

Hi, Kim. It's Hayley.

I'm so glad I finally
reached you!

It went well? Excellent.

So...?

Looks like everyone's turning
in for the night so...

It's nine o'clock, grandma.

I know but...

Everything okay?

With work?

Yeah, it's fine.

I finally got a hold of her.

Turns out they wanna
promote the both of us.

For the next six months,
and see who does better.

So, like a co-promotion?
Is that a good thing?

Sure... for the one who
doesn't get demoted afterwards.

I don't know.

I guess it's better
than nothing, right?

Is it?

I guess I'll see you
tomorrow morning.

Okay.

Or...

maybe... you could show me

how it's done.

So, it's basically like s'mores.

Without the marshmallows.

Or the chocolate.

Or the graham crackers.

So, it's... basically
nothing like s'mores.

Pretty much.

Alright, look, I'm just
going to come out and say it.

You don't like my holiday
food tradition?

I'm sorry.

Well, I guess I forgive you

'cause at least you tried it.

No...

Not about that.

I'm sorry about what
I said at the wedding.

Let's not go back there.

I'm serious.

It's okay. I'm over it.
I've moved on.

I said it...

because I wanted you to know
you deserve better.

And I thought that then -
I barely knew you -

I know that now.

I just want you to know that.

You don't have to say that.

Do I look like someone who would say
something they don't mean?

No, you don't.

I've just always been that way.

Like, when I get something
in my head, I...

have to stick to it. Even when
I shouldn't sometimes.

You know?

As much as I hate to admit it...

you were right.

I should have seen it
coming with my ex.

He wasn't reliable and,
in the long term,

he wasn't gonna stick around.

It's okay.

You know...

you're not the only one
who didn't see things coming.

Now she wants a fire.

Almost ten o'clock at night

and she wants a fire
in the bedroom.

You know what I think, son?
I think she's milking it.

Are those chestnuts you're roasting?

Well, yes, sir, they are.

Hayley is showing me one of her
special Christmas traditions.

I still can't believe
he doesn't have one.

What?
A Christmas tradition?

Oh, he has one.

Thanks, dad.

Wait, what?

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Fine. I might have one.

But it's specific
to Christmas Eve.

Well, are you going to tell me?

Well, you're just going to have
to set your alarm and find out.

I gotta say,

I didn't know your elf yelled.

Not to mention "shimmied".

Oh, yeah.

Actually, I was going
for more of a shake but...

He's growin' on you, isn't he?

Alright, well,
I come bearing gifts.

I brought coffee.

Two cups in one.

I'm touched.

I'm glad.

So, this is your one
holiday tradition?

Watching the sun rise
on Christmas Eve.

Yup. This is it.

How long have you been
doing this for?

Oh, gosh...

As long as I can remember.

It actually started
with my grandfather.

He used to...

He used to bring me out here
every year when I was a kid.

My grandma, she micro-managed
the twelve days of Christmas.

It'd get a little hectic so,
you know, he'd just

come out here for
a little quiet...

Just soak it all in.

The meaning of Christmas?

Yeah, but...

Also, how fortunate...

we are to be surrounded
by family and friends.

So, for me,

I just thought it was
a good thing to keep going.

So, I do it every year.

No matter where I am.

- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

This day last year,

I watched the sun rise
in Cape Town.

Clear across the Atlantic.

See?

You are more sentimental
than you think.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

You are far more
adventurous than you think.

I don't know about that.

I mean, I've still got
my two cups of coffee.

True, but...

you're out here.

With me.
At the crack of dawn.

This is true.

I'm glad you came.

Me too.

I'm glad you stayed.

Me too.

Are you sure
you're well enough to go?

Absolutely!
I feel so much better.

Okay. You sure?

You know what? I think we're
going to drive separately

in case we need to leave early.

Why would you leave early?

No reason.

I think we should do the same.
Well, just in case.

Right, well, that just leaves.

Just beautiful.

Thanks, sir.
It's a nice suit.

You think?

Okay, should we go?
We should go.

- Right, well, we'll see you there.
- We're driving separately?

Okay...

Well, it looks like
you're stuck with me.

You really do look beautiful.

Thank you.

- So...
- What's that?

Of course, I had
to pull your name.

And you're leaving
early in the morning...

And I figured that these might
come in most useful tonight.

I'm supposed to open this now?

So, I originally made you
an ornament for your truck

out of the same stuff, thought you
could hang it on the mirror or something,

but then I thought the cufflinks
were a better option.

They're perfect.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Well, honey, what do you think?

I can't believe I'm out.

And everything looks perfect!

Yes, it does.

Stop.

I can't believe so many people
showed up. It's amazing.

And look at your sleigh!
All the donations!

You did it.

We all did it.

Now, more importantly,

let's go find some ribs.

We should probably follow them.

Okay, so, I think
I've got it figure out.

I'm going to get a cake for
tomorrow night's dessert.

And it's going to say, "Baby
Barnett, coming soon" Soon-ish.

Or maybe I should just write
the due date on the cake?

Isn't Christmas cute enough?

Okay, you know what?

- These are better today.
- Really?

I think it's the memory.

Like you said.

The feeling the food evokes...

I think it might
just be the cinnamon.

I don't know. I don't know
because every bite I take

I just keep having this vision,
this picture in my head...

you and BBQ sauce
all over your face.

- Stop!
- I see... I might even have a photo.

- Are you kidding?
- I am not.

No! No. Give that to me.

No. Screen-saver.

Give that to me.

- Sorry. Hayley Parker?
- Yeah.

Hi, Miranda Watson. I was just
talking to Patti about you.

Oh, you were?

I know you're off-duty,
so I won't keep you but...

if you're up for coffee
some time, I'd love to chat.

You've done a really
great job here.

Yeah, coffee sounds great.

Terrific. Okay, I'll be in touch.
Merry Christmas!

- You too.
- Thanks. Merry Christmas!

Okay.

What?

You, thinking about
another job opportunity.

It's pretty adventurous.

Well, this guy once told me

that a little adventure
might do me some good, so...

You know what else
might be good.

What's that?

Dinner.

In the city.

Just the two of us.

Make it a proper date.

Okay, hold that thought,
hold that thought, hold that thought...

On the off chance
you might say yes,

I think I should get seconds

so I can create another
positive food memory.

I'll be right back.

Oh, my gosh, I love
these... thank you!

Hi!

Everyone is super impressed.

But, god, I'm sorry you had
to work over the holidays.

I mean that's fine.
It's a really good cause,

and I wasn't the only
one who pitched in.

He's pretty great, isn't he?

I'm sorry?

Paul. At pitching in.
You know, making things fun.

Yeah, yeah, no, he was
definitely a lot of help.

Yeah, it's just too bad that he's
impossible to pin down, right?

Always on the move. Or at least
trying to find a way to be.

I don't know a lot
about that, so...

Listen...

You seem like a nice,
smart, talented woman.

I just... I wouldn't
wanna see you get hurt.

Excuse me?

He leaves tomorrow, right?

Yeah.

Yeah. First flight out
he can possibly get?

He's like that.
He's always been like that.

And he's never gonna change.

You'll never be as important
to him as his trips.

Trust me, I know.

But hey, wish him
a good trip from me.

Right.

Okay, I might be a bit biased,
but this is the best donut I have ever had.

- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

I just...
Nothing. I'm good.

Where's Paul?

Hey, they're about to...

Alright folks, gather 'round.

It's time for
the Christmas raffle.

Hey. Do you want
to find him?

No, I'm fine.
Let's go.

Hi, I'm Patti Larson, the founder
of Mill Creek Hounds Dog Rescue.

Just before we get
to the big raffle winners,

I wanted to take a moment
to thank you all so much

for coming out tonight

to help our holiday hounds
find their perfect home,

and to support all those who
take care of them until they do.

I also wanted to send a special
thanks to Hayley Parker

who really made this evening
possible. Right, Judy?

Absolutely, Patti.

Hayley helped us figure out
what we really needed.

So, thank you, from all of us!

And make sure you eat a lot more,
because tonight, every bite counts.

And don't forget to come
and have your picture taken

right here with
my favorite pooch.

So cute!

Okay, who's ready
to win some big prizes?

Take it away, Judy.

There you are.

Two things... one, I think
I lost our table

and two... man, I got right
to the front of the line,

guy took the last ribs
right before I got there.

But I got us some...
potatoes.

I'm good, thanks.

I know there are
some jalapeños on it,

but I feel like you're warming
up to them, right.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

I actually think I'm gonna head
back early with Amy and Tim.

Right now?

Why?

'Cause I'm the one who's
gotta get up early.

Yeah, I just think I have to go.

What's going on?

I'm sorry, I can't do this.

Hey, hey.

I don't understand.
What just changed?

Well, you don't understand because you
don't stand still enough to notice.

Hey, hold your horses.
That's a bit harsh.

Okay, I'm sorry. I don't
know if it was the holidays,

or my head getting lost
in the clouds

and then this thing
that happened between us -

if you can even
call it a thing...

But you're still going on this trip,
and I don't expect you to change.

Is that really what you think?

I just don't wanna get more
invested and then have you leave.

Hayley, it's one trip.

Okay, that's not what
I'm talking about, though.

Okay, why are you
trying to sabotage this?

- I'm not.
- That's what you're doing.

What, because I wasn't
part of your plan?

Please, do not turn
this around on me.

You were right. Okay, you
were right. Are you happy?

I should've seen all
of the signs with my ex...

I don't wanna make
the same mistake again.

Okay, so if I'm reading this
right - I'm pretty sure I am -

I'm going to make
one more observation...

I'm guessing you want
your space again?

Well, you're leaving
first thing tomorrow morning

so now, this time,
it'll be really easy.

Yeah, I guess so.

I have to go.

I guess we're both
excited for the day.

- Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas.

So, are we the only ones up?

Well, Paul is already gone.

Probably halfway
to the airport by now.

Are you okay?

Me? Yeah, I'm fine.

- Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas!

- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

I feel like I barely
saw you last night.

So, the three of you
left together?

Is everything okay?

Yup! No, it's good.

'Cause Paul seemed a little off as well,
so I was just wondering...

- I'm pregnant!
- What?!

Wait... Did I just hear
that correctly?

We're pregnant!

Honey! Congratulations!

We have to call your brother.

We already told him
late last night.

Sorry, we were going to wait
until dinner to tell you guys,

we had it all planned out, there
was this cute cake announcement and...

Well, I wanted it to be perfect
and I just blabbed it out.

Are you kidding me,
this is perfect.

I'm so excited.

Well, it's not your perfect.

I know it might not be
how you planned telling us,

but the news itself...

It's the best
Christmas gift ever.

Thank you.

Alright, everybody, get
your jackets. I have a surprise.

- You do?
- I do.

And I think it's the
perfect time for it.

You can't be the only one
who's over-the-top at Christmas.

Although I think Amy might
have beat us all this year!

- I was involved!
- Alright, come on.

I have no idea.

Thank you for covering for me.

You've been covering
for me all week.

You okay?

Yeah. You mean about...

Yeah.

He wasn't my type anyway.

Right.

Guess the flight will be
pretty empty.

Not a lot of people flying
on Christmas Day.

Still, sounds pretty
exciting to me.

Yeah, it should be.

Okay, mister.
Are you going to tell us

where we're going,
what we're doing?

All you need to know is
I brought hot chocolate.

- This is for us?
- This is your surprise?

That's so cool!

- Are we going far?
- It's just an hour, round-trip.

I know you love horses.

This is wonderful.

They're beautiful!

I'm sorry...

I mean, this looks...
amazing,

but if it's okay,
I'm feeling a little tired.

You should stay, relax.

Really?

You deserve a real day
off after all the hard work you put in.

I don't know what
happened last night,

but I do know that Paul
didn't delay his vacation

because of some storm.

He stayed because of you.

What? How do
you know that?

I'm his mother. It's my job
to know these things.

Oh, and Hayley,

I think he left something
for you under the tree.

- Alright! Here we go!
- My lady.

What am I doing?

Come on, answer.

Hey, it's Paul.

I'll be off the grid
until the New Year.

I Hope you can wait until then.

Hi... it's Hayley.

Listen, Paul, I...

Hey!

Hi.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

You are supposed
to be in Switzerland.

Were you just calling me?

I know I'm supposed to be
giving you your space...

But I can't.

- You can't?
- Nope.

Sorry. 'Cause I was on my way,

and I'm thinking about my trip,

and I'm wanting so badly
to be excited about it.

But the only thing
that got me excited

was the thought of getting to
know you more and more and more.

And all your little quirks.

I don't have any of those.

And all your adorable habits.

Okay, I might have
a few of those.

I know you don't think
I'll ever stand still.

But here I am.

Right here, right now,
standing still.

I think I just needed
the right reason.

You.

So, what do you say?

You wanna give it a try...

For that date in the city?

I'm up for anything
at this point.

I'm really sorry about
last night. I had... a moment.

Really?

Yeah.

So, is this considered
creating a new experience?

Which part?

All of it?

Well, if I may.

I was kind of hoping...

we could make it a tradition.

Which part?

All of it.

I love that you
made me an elf clock.

Still too creepy?

You know,

I think he might grow on me.

There they are!

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