Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1992) - full transcript

[instrumental music]

swoosh swoosh swoosh

thwack thwack

[music continues]

thump

pew

[clattering]

[clanking]

swish swish swish

pfft

[music continues]



[rumbling]

thud thud thud

thump thump

Yeow!

[music continues]

[sizzling]

boom

[traffic bustling]

- Are you almost finished? - 'Just about.'

Don't forget the love seat.

- We got it. - 'And please hurry.'

'It's a long drive to our new house.'

'Tom! Thomas!'

'Hurry up, Tom. We're leaving.'



[instrumental music]

[yawning]

[music continues]

clink

thwap

thud

screech

boing

thud

screech

[thudding]

[engine revving]

[dramatic music]

grrr

[gulps]

brr-rr-rr

grrr

woof woof woof

[music continues]

woof woof woof

Yaah!

Yaah!

[barking]

[yelps]

[intense music]

[dog growling]

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twang

boing boing boing

[horn honks]

[snoring]

[engine revving]

[gasps]

[yowling]

[engine revving]

boom

crash

Yeow!

[clattering and rumbling]

[crashing]

screech

[dramatic music]

[crashing]

[mellow music]

[sighs]

[instrumental music]

ding

screech

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slurp

(male #1) 'Hey, beat it!

No cats allowed!'

[laughing]

[water splashing]

brrr rrr rrr

[music continues]

[blows raspberry]

(male #2) 'Well, well, well. Look at

the big, brave pussycat.'

(male #3) 'Yeah, picking on a little

teensy-weensy mousy.'

He'll feel guilty for this
for the rest of his days.

First time out in the cold, right?

And instead of being pals, you're fighting

like a cat and a mouse.

(male #3) 'They are a cat

and a mouse, Puggsy.'

Uh, true, Frankie,
but they gotta learn to be pals

or they ain't gonna make it out here. True,
too?

All too true, too.

Frankie da flea's the name,
I'm of French extraction.

[chuckles] That just means before he met me

he lived on a poodle.

I've been on the streets two years now.

My owners left me behind when they moved.

The name is Puggsy. What's yours?

- I'm Tom. - I'm Jerry.

- You talked! - You talked!

Oh, sure, I talk. What do you think I am,
a dummy?

You said it. I didn't.

Aw, you little pipsqueak.

I ought to..

Hey, how come you never spoke before?

There's was nothing I wanted to say

that I thought you'd understand.

And there still isn't.

Alright, that does it, you little..

Oh, boy, you get me angry!

Uh-uh-uh! I told you before.

You guys have gotta learn to be friends.

Absotivilutely.

Puggsy and me's been
through thick and thin.

And thin and thinner.

You gotta fight to survive.

It's a dog-eat-dog world.

Uh, that is not my favorite expression,
Frankie.

Ooh, sorry. Puggsy's right, fellas. Listen.

♪ Hmmm ♪

♪ We two we're friends to the end ♪

♪ Ain't we my friend? ♪

♪ We kind of blend together ♪

♪ Coffee and cream boy what a team ♪

♪ You'll never find two other guys ♪

♪ Compatible as steak and fries ♪

♪ We're two of a kind ♪

♪ Much of a mind ♪

♪ We find our way together ♪

♪ Thinkin' as one ♪

♪ Searchin' for sunny skies ♪

♪ True the sun may turn to rain ♪

♪ We don't mind a drop of rain ♪

♪ But you won't hear us complain ♪

♪ Doesn't help to stop the rain ♪

♪ What's to gain if we complain? ♪

♪ Causes lots of stress and strain ♪

♪ We keep smilin' and the
pitter-patter doesn't matter ♪

♪ Why let it drive us insane? ♪

♪ We know the weather will mend ♪

♪ Won't it my friend? ♪

♪ We'll weather life together ♪

♪ So what the heck? ♪

♪ Here's what we recommend ♪

♪ The greatest gift in life's a friend ♪

Take it, Frankie!

♪ pays a daily dividend ♪

♪ Be like us and start a trend ♪

♪ Be friends to the end ♪

Come on! One more time!

♪ The greatest gift in life's a friend ♪

Take it, Puggs!

♪ Pays a daily dividend ♪

Uh-huh.

♪ Be like us and start a trend ♪

♪ Be friends to the end ♪

Hey, come on, guys. You two try it.

- 'You can do it. Be friends.' - No. No.

Alright, I'll give it a shot. Here we go.

♪ We two we're friends to the end ♪

♪ Ain't we my friend? ♪

♪ We kind of blend together ♪

♪ Coffee and cream ♪

♪ Boy what a team ♪

♪ You'll never find two other guys ♪

♪ Compatible as steak and fries ♪

♪ We're two of a kind ♪

♪ Much of a mind ♪

♪ We find our way together ♪

♪ Thinkin' as one ♪

♪ Searching for sunny skies ♪

♪ True the sun may turn to rain ♪

♪ We don't mind a drop of rain ♪

♪ But you won't hear us complain ♪

♪ Doesn't help to stop the rain ♪

♪ What's to gain if we complain? ♪

♪ Causes lots of stress and strain ♪

♪ We keep smilin' and the
pitter-patter doesn't matter ♪

♪ Why let it drive us insane? ♪

♪ We know the weather will mend ♪

♪ Won't it my friend? ♪

♪ We'll weather life together ♪

♪ So what the heck? ♪

♪ Here's what we recommend ♪

♪ The greatest gift in life's a friend ♪

♪ Pays a daily dividend ♪

♪ Be like us and start a trend ♪

♪ Be friends to the end ♪

- Again! Again! - Take it home!

♪ The greatest gift in life's a friend ♪

♪ Pays a daily dividend ♪

♪ Be like us and start a trend ♪

♪ We're friends to the end ♪♪

Hey, you guys are the greatest!

I love it!

You are terrific!

Well, what do you say, fellas?

A cat and a mouse?

Friends?

That's disgusting. No way.

That goes double for me.

Well, can't say we didn't warn you.

- True, Frankie? - True, too.

Hey, maybe what you need is a bite to eat.

Follow me. Tonight we dine alfresco.

- Oh, boy! We eat! - Not you, mouse.

(Jerry) 'Hey! Hey! Let me out of here,

you stupid 'fraidy cat!'

'Come on, let me out of here'

'I'm gonna turn you into dog chow'

'when I get out of here! Come on,
it's too dark in here.'

'Come back, you tom, you chicken!'

[humming]

Hey, look! Chunk tuna!

Come on, Puggsy. Speed it up. I'm starving.

Psst! Hey, Puggsy.

Yo! Pull up a tray, Tom.

It's chowtime.

Yeah, a trash can smorgasbord.

Delicious!

(Jerry) 'Come on, you 'fraidy cat! You

let me out of here right now!'

'What's the matter with you?
Hiding me in a flower pot!'

'I'm gonna nail you to the wall
when I get out of here, Tom!'

'Come on. Fight fair!'

Oh, Frankie, boy. We just hit the jackpot.

Aah!

(Jerry) 'Hey, hey! Ooh! Ow!

Now you're gonna get it!'

[clattering]

(Tom) 'Hey, Puggsy.'

'Frankie? Puggsy?'

[engine revving]

Ha ha ha! The stray catchers strike again.

Yeah. One more for the doc.

[evil laugh]

[intense music]

Where did he go? Ah, well, more for me.

Mmm! Chunky tuna!

clang

(male #4) 'This is our turf, tootsie.'

In this mean old alley

cats ain't pretty, pussy, pally cats

and this is our domain.

I hope I made that plain.

'You're dead if you're not out of here.'

I wanna make that very clear.

This is how we are,
and this is how we stay.

Okay?

[gulps] Okay.

(all) Okay.

[instrumental music]

[snapping fingers]

♪ What do we care about nice? ♪

♪ What do we care about sweet? ♪

♪ All that we care about's vice ♪

♪ And deceit ♪ ♪ Eatin' the mice ♪

♪ Cheatin' at dice ♪ ♪ Which is neat ♪

♪ We got no time for taste ♪

♪ Who's got the time to waste? ♪

♪ We got a better plan ♪

♪ To be as mean as we can ♪

Yeow!

♪ What do we care about grace? ♪

♪ What do we care about shy? ♪

♪ What do you say to a pie in the face? ♪

♪ Or to a punch right in the lunch? ♪

♪ Or the eye? ♪ ♪ We hate your ugly mug ♪

♪ This putrid place the
lousy stinkin' human race ♪

♪ What we love most ♪

♪ Is just disgusting and gross ♪

♪ We don't care for sweet serenity ♪

♪ We prefer obscenity ♪

♪ Low-life language fillin' the air ♪

So there!

♪ What do we care for polite? ♪

♪ What do we care for genteel? ♪

♪ What do you say to a fight? ♪

♪ That's for real really corrupt ♪

♪ Don't interrupt ♪ ♪ It's a deal ♪

♪ We want to build a world
with truly crude things ♪

♪ Loathsome lewd
things really rude things ♪

♪ Can't you tell? ♪

♪ We hate each other as well ♪

♪ We shout our dirty
words in dirty voices ♪

♪ We like dirt bikes not Rolls Royces ♪

♪ Stick it there ♪

♪ 'Cause what the heck do we care? ♪

♪ What do we care? ♪

♪ What do we care? ♪♪

- Hey, catch him! - Hey, get off!

- Don't-- - Beat it!

[intense music]

[clamoring]

[music continues]

[clamoring]

[screaming]

- You okay, pal? - Yeah.

I'm okay... but don't call me pal.

[instrumental music]

Come on, mouse.

[intense music]

[footsteps]

[instrumental music]

[tin clattering]

Whoa! Hold it! Hold it!

- Who-who are you? - Nobody.

Just us. He's Tom, and I'm Jerry.

Oh, I thought you were somebody else.

I thought you were following me.

Heck, no.

Well, then what are you doing out here?

We're lost and we're
looking for something to eat.

Yeah. We're kind of hungry.

Oh. Well,
I've got cookies and an apple and..

[instrumental music]

So your name's Robyn and
you ran away from home.

How did you know?

Your name's on your locket.

Oh, yes, it's Robyn Starling.

I'm afraid I don't have a home anymore.

I-I'm an orphan.

My mother died when I was a baby.

What about your father?
What happened to him?

My father was on an expedition,
climbing a mountain,

when the snow gave way in an a-ava..

- Avalanche? - Uh-huh.

And he was the most
wonderful father in the world.

We had our own secret place,
just for the two of us.

- 'And..' - That's where you were going?

Uh-huh. And to get away from my Aunt Figg.

She's not really my aunt, just my guardian.

But she's taken over the house,
she moved me to the attic

and gave my room to her dog Ferdinand.

Ferdinand?

Aunt Figg was always calling me orphan.

She even stole my locket
and threw it out the window.

But I climbed out and found it, and, and..

- Kept on running. - As fast as I could.

And I'm never going back.

Oh, smart. Real smart, kid.

You got a roof over your head,
three sure meals a day

a warm bed. Who'd wanna leave that?

I hate to admit it, Robyn, but Tom's right.

You never know what you're
missing until you don't have it.

You don't know Aunt Figg.

She seems sweet

but underneath she's mean

real mean.

Aw, come on.

I'll bet she's frantic looking for you.

Oh, sure, she's crying her eyes out

for you right this minute.

[crying] Oh, my poor little Robyn!

Oh, find her, officer.

Please! The poor child!

[crying]

There, there, Ms. Figg,
we'll find the little girl.

I promise you. I'll call for
a status report right now.

Oh, please, please!

I-I-I don't know how I'll live without her.

[sobbing]

(Lickboot) 'You won't be able to live

without her, Pristine.'

Shut up, Lickboot, you boo-too.

But it's true, Pristine, without Robyn

daddy Starling's trust fund
money will go bye-bye-bye.

And you'll be out in the cold, cold, cold.

And you with me, Lickboot.

Now, stop talking. You're a lawyer. Scheme!

Ha ha ha!

You find this amusing,
Ferdi, you fat freeloader?

You're the one who let her get away.

Oh, but I was just eating.

I know you were eating.
You're always eating.

You want this cupcake?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ah! Whew!

Fetch!

chomp

Just pray the police find her,
Pristine, or we're doomed

to return to the ranks of the peasantry.

And you'd better hope this
rumor that dashing daddy Starling

may have survived the
avalanche is just a rumor

or we'll be worse than ordinary. We'll be--

- Don't say it! - Poor.

- Penniless. - Bankrupt.

No more money?

We've got to have money.

[instrumental music]

♪ Money is such a beautiful word ♪

♪ I know I know ♪

♪ It soars in my mind
like a beautiful bird ♪

♪ I know I know ♪

♪ Better than that ♪

♪ It makes me feel like an aristocrat ♪

♪ That's where it's at ♪

♪ Money is such a beautiful word ♪

♪ Quite so quite so quite so ♪

♪ Money is such a wonderful thing ♪

♪ Ah yes ah yes ♪

♪ I find that I use it for everything ♪

♪ No less no less ♪

♪ Money is power ♪

♪ If it were food it's a dish I'd devour ♪

♪ Every hour ♪

♪ Money is such a beautiful word ♪

♪ Oh yes oh yes oh yes ♪

♪ Money's my passion ♪

♪ Always in fashion ♪

♪ Stashin' cash ♪

♪ Creamin' the cream that is my scheme ♪

♪ Money's a glorious thing ♪

♪ When I see lots of it ♪

♪ I want to stand up and sing ♪

♪ Money's my favorite ♪

♪ That's why I crave it ♪

♪ Being a rich ♪

♪ Wicked old witch what should I say? ♪

♪ Money's the love of my life ♪

♪ The only true love of my life ♪

♪ Money for me is all that there is ♪

♪ It is it is ♪

♪ I spend it so well
I'm the best in the biz ♪

♪ A whiz a whiz ♪

♪ Money and I we are as
happy as apple and pie ♪

♪ Haven't you heard? money
is such a beautiful word ♪

♪ Money they say is as evil as Satan ♪

♪ And probably worse ♪ ♪ It is ♪

♪ A dreadful and wonderful curse ♪

♪ It is ♪ ♪ A pleasure to have ♪

♪ In my purse ♪ ♪ It is it is ♪

♪ Money is the ♪

♪ Most beautiful ♪

♪ Word ♪♪

[doorbell chimes]

I can't go back! I won't!

Gotcha, you little... darling.

See? Here she is, safe and sound.

We found her down by the old bridge.

- Tom, Jerry! - Who?

They're my new friends! Let me keep them,
please?

They won't be any bother. Please?

meow

- Oh, brother! - Please?

Under the circumstances,
it might be a good idea, ma'am

if you know what I mean.

[grunting]

That's just what I was thinking, officer.

Of course you can keep them, darling.

- I can? - See?

She's not as bad as you thought.

You'll stay, won't you?

You'll have a real home again.

Will I? You bet!

Ah, him, too?

- Of course, him, too. - Thanks, Robyn.

Officer?

You wouldn't be able to join us

for a little celebration snack, would you?

- Well, sure, I-- - I didn't think so.

Too bad duty calls and all that.

I understand. Mucho thanks and au revoir!

Ferdi?

Show our new guests to the kitchen

and give them something special to eat.

Special. Yeah!

[laughs]

slurp

As for you, orphan, for running away,

you're going to bed without dinner.

And your bed is back in the attic,
where orphans belong.

[instrumental music]

Now, that's what I call eats.

[slurping]

[grunts]

[upbeat music]

Huh?

grrr

clank

[music continues]

grrr

[music continues]

[laughing]

grrr

[music continues]

[yowling]

[crashing]

(Aunt Figg) 'Oh, what's all

the commotion in here?'

- Hmm? - Well..

Your pets are certainly housebroken.

'They've been here
five minutes and already'

they've broken the house.

We really don't have enough room for them,
do we?

I-I'm sure they won't do it again,
Aunt Figg.

- I promise. - No, they won't.

I promise.

There's a sweet man down
the street. Dr. Applecheek.

He absolutely adores animals.

He has a houseful, all kinds,
and he loves them..

...to death.

I'm sure I can talk
him into taking them in.

They'll have all the food they can eat

companionship, shelter..

[chuckling] And you can go

and visit them every day.

Well...I don't know.

I'll have to talk it over with them first.

Oh? Oh! Oh! You-you do that.

Well, your daddy's lawyer..

Oh, your late daddy's lawyer Mr. Lickboot

is waiting for me.

[suspenseful music]

- Well? - She says it's a house.

And I'm a house-cat kind of guy.

Jerry? Where's Jerry?

- Maybe Ferdi ate him. - Tom!

Hey, don't look at me.

What am I, my mouse's keeper?

[sniffs]

Okay, okay. I'll go look for him.

Alive? He's alive?

The telegram just came.

Starling's lying in some
godforsaken native shack

on a mountainside in Tibet.

Maybe every bone in his body is broken..

...if we're lucky.

But he's alive!

Well, look on the bright side.
There may be another avalanche.

(Aunt Figg) 'And he may be eaten by

the abominable snowthing too.'

Who cares?

(Lickboot) 'Well, his daughter Robyn

for one'

'and our creditors for another.'

The point is daddy Starling is still..

...alive!

Robyn must never know.

[sizzling]

I'll make sure she never knows.

I'll lock her in her room.

Now, that's a good idea.

[dramatic music]

Hold it! What's the big rush?

Read this. Robyn's father is alive!

"Daddy.."

[mumbling]

"Tibet?"

[mumbling]

Hey! She's not an orphan no more!

Goodnight, sleep tight

and don't let the spiders and monsters

and scary things bite.

[intense music]

How nice.

You fetched my telegram.
You're both so helpful.

I'll make sure Dr. Applecheek
takes special care of you.

Run!

Oh, no, you don't.

[chuckling] Got your mousy!

[instrumental music]

Well, here it is... your new home.

[knocking]

Ah! Dr. J. Sweetface Applecheek
at your service, dear lady.

Pristine Figg, doctor, Miss Pristine Figg.

[chuckling] Naturally.

[giggling]

Huh?

[chuckling] These are the two sweet strays

my darling little ward brought home.

And you don't have room for them

so you brought them
here to my pet sanctuary.

Exactly.

(Applecheek) 'Well, my loving home

is a shelter'

'for all our lost and
abandoned animal friends.'

You're gonna love it here.

Heh heh heh!

Do we have a choice?

Yeah. This or the river.

- They'll be in good hands. - Ta-ta!

[instrumental music]

♪ God's little creatures ♪

♪ With sweet and furry
features four-legged friends ♪

♪ I would go to the ends
of the earth to protect ♪

♪ My best friends are
animals their best friend is me ♪

♪ And it pains me to
see any signs of neglect ♪

♪ God's little creatures they
have so much to teach us ♪

♪ Men like myself put
their lives on the shelf ♪

♪ To be kind to our pets ♪

♪ My whole life is animals ♪

♪ From morning till night ♪

♪ I pity their plight
but I have no regrets ♪

Here, boys! Take good care of them.

[evil laugh]

♪ Yes animals are business ♪

♪ A money-making business ♪

♪ I kidnap buy and sell 'em ♪

♪ call their owners up and tell 'em ♪

♪ I make outrageous oodles ♪

♪ From pekes and poms and poodles ♪

♪ Ten grand a day ♪

♪ Those rich old fools will pay ♪

♪ To find their precious poochies ♪

♪ With their collars made at Gucci's ♪

♪ Devotion to dumb animals ♪

♪ Is no dumb gig ♪

♪ I love God's little creatures ♪

♪ Because the income's so darn big ♪

♪ Big big big big big big ♪♪

[laughing]

They're gone? You took them
away without letting me say goodbye?

Oh, they didn't mind.

You know the only thing animals care about

is their next meal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

First my daddy and now Tom and Jerry?

Of course you feel miserable,
you selfish little girl.

You should be thinking of them.

They're happy where they are.

[whimpering]

Now, later tonight,
get rid of the two new ones.

Pristine Figg's paid for
the privilege of doing them.

[evil laugh]

[intense music]

- 'Well, well, well.' - Puggsy.

- Frankie. - What are you guys doing here?

The stray catchers finally got me.

So, I ain't perfect all the time.

I've been telling you that for years.

So how'd you two guys
wind up in a fix like this?

We met this little orphan girl.

Her name's Robyn.

Only, she's not an orphan.

- Her father's alive. - Yeah.

- But she don't know it yet. - What?

What are you two talking about?

Her Aunt Figg got us
before we could tell her.

We gotta bust out of
here. The kid's gotta know.

Sure, but how?

Somebody's gotta get over
there and press the buttons

'on the control panel.'

Don't look at me. How
could I get out of this cage?

- I think I can. - I know you can.

twang

[instrumental music]

[men snoring]

[dramatic music]

Hello, all you happy people.

- Huh? - Alright. Everybody out.

[barking]

Watch it. Wa..

[screaming]

Quiet down there! I'm on the..

[barking]

[music continues]

woof

bang

Well, well, well,
pretty fancy footwork, pussycat.

Get going and give that
orphan kid the good news.

Right!

[instrumental music]

♪ Do I miss you? ♪

♪ Count the stars ♪

♪ Multiply by ten ♪

♪ Of course I do ♪

♪ More than now and then ♪

♪ I could paint a rainbow ♪

♪ Shine the sky ♪

♪ Set the stars in space ♪

♪ Faster than explain how much ♪

♪ I miss your face ♪

♪ Watch the moon ♪

♪ Someday soon ♪

♪ He will start to smile ♪

♪ When I say I'll see you ♪

♪ In a while ♪

♪ But till then I'll miss you ♪

♪ Dry my tears ♪

♪ Hide my fears away ♪

♪ Until that happy day ♪

♪ To the rainbow's end ♪

♪ Is where I would go ♪

♪ My friend ♪

♪ I do ♪

♪ Miss you so ♪♪

[knocking on glass]

[intense music]

knock knock

Jerry! Tom!

Robyn, have we got news for you.

Unh!

Ooh! Aah!

He's alive? My daddy's alive?

I've got to go find him. He might be hurt.

I'm sure he needs
me. It'll be cold in Tibet.

- I better wear a hat. - Tibet?

If that's where my daddy is,
that's where I'm going.

Do you have any idea where Tibet is?

No.

It's-it's way, way, way out there.

Put your finger here, please.

It's-it's across the river.

Into the woods.

- Over the hills. - It's past Cleveland.

Here, Tom. Throw this end out the window.

[instrumental music]

Tom, hurry.

Down, please.

I'll give you down.

[gulps]

crash

[music continues]

Oh! She's escaped again.

I've got to call Lickboot.

[dramatic music]

[panting]

What's that over there?

It's just an old crate.

Wrong again.

- It's a raft! - It's a raft!

[tires screeching]

This is where they found her last time.

Ha! It's Aunt Figg!

She'll come back here again.

I'll stake everything I've got on it.

That's exactly what you're doing.

Shut up, you twit.

Ha ha ha!

Twit.

(Aunt Figg) 'Yoo-hoo! Robyn Starling!'

It's your Aunt Figg, darling,
come to take you home!

Hurry! Get on and be quiet.

[music continues]

[groans]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Didn't he go before we left home?

No, no, no!

[mumbling]

River raft! River raft!

River raft! Raft! Raft!

[mumbling] River raft! Raft!

Oh, shut up.

Aah! Oh! Oh! Whoa! Whoo!

[grunting] I gotcha!

[growling] I gotcha!

[panting]

Uh-oh! River raft!

[mumbling]

[intense music]

[instrumental music]

[snoring]

splash

[ship horn blowing]

[dramatic music]

Yaah!

[screaming]

[horn blows]

[telephone ringing]

[snoring]

Hello. What do you want now, Lickboot?

No more money?

Without proof that
Robyn's being well-cared for

we can't touch another
penny of her father's money.

Don't talk foolishness, Lickboot.

Can't you do something..

[chuckles] ...devious?

I'm sure if you put your mind to it

you can be really sleazy.

[groaning]

Why, thank you, Pristine,
but suppose we get her back

and the little brat tells daddy
Starling why she ran away?

Who's he gonna believe,
an over-emotional, whining

distraught little girl or me

her warm, loving, concerned nanny?

Now do something! I mean,
lie, cheat, steal..

...corrupt our government,
do anything to get that money,

you nerdy nitwit.

Oh, well, that's easy. A reward.

- A reward? - Yes.

People will do anything for money.

Oh, don't I know. So?

So, we offer a reward for
her. Someone will turn her in.

Big reward, say, $1 million.

But we don't have a million dollars.

I know. That's why it's so sleazy.

Huh? Oh?

[gasps] Oh!

[laughs]

Oh, I love it when you talk like that.

[instrumental music]

This'll get her back.

[chuckles]

[instrumental music]

[lightning crashing]

(man on radio) 'Your daughter has run away'

and no one knows where she is.

What? My daughter's run away?

If Robyn's in trouble,
there's only one place she'll go.

[plane engine revving]

[instrumental music]

- Aah! - Aah!

- Aah! - It's alive!

Great wobbling waffles!

[whistle blows]

Avast and heave to there, mate.

Oh! Well, you frightened me.

Oh, sorry, my dear.

My first mate doesn't mind
his manners sometimes.

Awk! It's me bad
upbringin' that's to blame.

Don't mind him. How are you feeling,
little lady?

- Are you okay? - I feel a little dizzy.

You gave us quite a fright too, you know.

You've been lying here a few days now.

We thought you'd never leave.

Where am I?

You are the lucky guest of Cap'n Kiddie

king of the county fair

pirate of pleasure--

- Awk! - Oh, yes.

And my first mate Squawk.

Hee hee! He's funny.

- You hungry, by any chance? - Am I ever.

I'll bet you'd like some milk and cookies.

All little girls like milk and cookies

and milk and cookies is just what we got.

It's all we got.

[instrumental music]

snap

Yeow!

What are you doing?

Catching your breakfast.

Okay. You wanna catch something?

Now where are we?

Hey! I see something!

Hey, Tom.

- Look! - What's that?

It's Robyn's locket.

She must be around here somewhere.

So, uh, where did you say you're headed,
little lady?

- Davy Jones' locker, I figured. - 'Tibet.'

Tibet? I know it well,
just outside of Cleveland.

Have you been to Tibet?

Oh, yes, sirree.

I've played them all from
Broadway to Timbuktu

and back again.

Why, I was a big star in my days.

Oh, boy, here we go. Awk!

♪ I have played at the palace ♪

♪ I've sung at the MET ♪

♪ Both were fiascos I'll never forget ♪

♪ I have danced before royalty ♪

♪ Played Caesar in Rome
♪ ♪ Forgive my disloyalty ♪

♪ You should have stayed at home ♪

♪ I walked high wires for ringling ♪

♪ From Peking to Perth ♪

♪ It was not the greatest show on earth ♪

Awk!

♪ The audience adored me ♪

♪ They came to see you fall ♪

♪ Without a doubt a great success ♪

♪ They threw you out it was a mess ♪

♪ Am I a ham or am I not? ♪

♪ I guess the answer's yes ♪

Awk!

♪ I've done it all ♪

♪ Boy you got gall ♪ ♪ I've done it all ♪

♪ Have you got gall? ♪
♪ I played the boondocks ♪

♪ And I slayed Carnegie
hall ♪ ♪ Nothin' at all ♪

♪ I played Macbeth on ice ♪
♪ And got pneumonia twice ♪

Ah-choo!

♪ Guess you can't have it all ♪

♪ Awk ♪ ♪ I starred in Maine ♪

♪ They're still in pain ♪ ♪ Then Montreal ♪

♪ The role was small ♪ ♪ From Saskatoon ♪

♪ To Minneapolis and St.
Paul ♪ ♪ That was a haul ♪

♪ Name any theater
town and I've been there ♪

♪ Though it's been up and down ♪

♪ I hang in there ♪

Awk!

♪ Spring summer fall ♪

♪ I've done it all ♪

Awk!

♪ I've been around ♪
♪ Ooh tell me about it ♪

♪ And I have found ♪
♪ What have you found? ♪

♪ The trick in show biz is
to make yourself renowned ♪

♪ Try gettin' drowned ♪
♪ That's why I fly trapeze ♪

♪ Do all the tricks with ease ♪ ♪ Awk awk ♪

♪ Six inches off the ground
♪ ♪ Your height of success ♪

♪ You'll see the final curtain fall ♪

♪ My favorite moment ♪
♪ You gotta watch me ♪

♪ Take my final curtain
call ♪ ♪ Do we have to? ♪

♪ No one who ever played the theater ♪

♪ Knows how to milk an audience better ♪

♪ And all in all as I
recall-all-all-all-all ♪

♪ It's wall-to-wall ♪

♪ We've done it all ♪♪

Awk!

Well, my dear,
should we take our show on the road?

A toast to our new star.

[intense music]

Psst! Psst! Captain, captain.

What is it?

Can't you see I'm conversing
with our young guest?

Captain, captain, I got to talk to you.

- Alright, already! - Can we step outside?

Will you excuse us for a moment, my dear?

I need to confer with my first mate.

Oh, sure.

[music continues]

I'm rich! I'm rich!

What do you mean,
you're rich? You mean we're rich!

- Oh, yeah, I-I forgot. - It's the jackpot!

The end of the rainbow!

The pot of gold!

- Rich! Richest! - Richer!

Wa-hoo!

[music continues]

Oh, boy! Food!

- Hey! - Oh, sorry.

- No, look! It's Robyn! - Where? Where?

Right there, on the milk carton.

Oh, yeah! That's her!

Wow. A million-dollar reward.

Hey, you don't suppose..

No doubt about it. Robyn must be here.

Yeah. Let's take a look around.

Hmm.. Miss Pristine Figg.

What a lovely name. It
sounds like a million dollars!

[laughs]

[intense music]

My fault? What do you mean, it's my fault?

If you had done away with
those two like I paid you to

that brat wouldn't have run away again.

Nevertheless,
those two animals have cost me a bundle

not to mention the damage.

Damage? I..

Excuse me for a moment,
doctor. I must get the phone.

[phone ringing]

Hello? Yes.

Yes, I did offer a $1 million reward

for the return of my precious little Robyn.

Cap'n Kiddie's carnival! Ha ha! We got her!

Ha ha! I've got her!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Uh, now, doctor,
you were talking to me about damages, I..

Doctor? Doctor? Where is that creep?

[instrumental music]

[panting] We found her!

- Where? - Cap'n kiddie's carnival.

You know it?

I'll have us there before you can say...

$1 million!

$1 million! If I can get to
Robyn before Pristine Figg

the reward will be mine! All mine!

Uh, what are we going to get?

Yeah. What's in it for us?

Why you, if you two had
gotten rid of that cat and mouse

like I ordered, we wouldn't be in this fix.

You get nothing.

[music continues]

[laughing]

Come back! Come back! We'll share it 50-50!

Uh-uh, 60-40! Argh! Come back!

We'll negotiate!

[car skidding]

Aah!

[instrumental music on ice-cream truck]

[indistinct chatter]

[instrumental music]

(Robyn) 'Wow! It's-it's really neat.'

'It's like a fairyland.'

(Kiddie) 'How about a ride on the

captain's Ferris wheel?'

Tallest one in the county.

It's the only one in the county.

Great view from the top.

You can see the whole
of Cap'n Kiddie's carnival.

You can see it all from right here.

I love Ferris wheels!

You'll love this one.

Let's make sure it's safe.

We wouldn't want anything
to happen to Robyn Starling.

[gasps] Wait! How did you know my name?

Sorry, kid,
got to keep you here till your aunt arrives

to fetch you.

But I thought you were nice man.

But I am, my dear.

But he'll be even nicer
with a million smackeroos.

Enjoy your ride, my dear.

It's on the house.

[music continues]

Please! Oh, please let me down!

Don't send me back to Aunt Figg.

She hates me! Please don't send me back.

Just relax! Look around!

'You're on top of the world!'

Aah! Aah!

[dramatic music]

[yawning] The sun's over the yardarm

which means naptime for the ol' captain.

Awk!

[whirring]

[instrumental music]

[sighs]

Oh!

My locket!

Tom! Jerry!

Shh!

[snoring]

[dramatic music]

[Kiddie grunts]

Aah!

What the.. Pirates off the port bow!

- All hands on deck! - Awk!

Get that varmint! Don't let him get away!

Oh, hurry! Oh, get him!

Gotcha!

[car approaches]

[tires screeching]

[music continues]

[groans]

Where's the girl?

We wants to see the money, honey. Awk!

Only after I see Robyn.

You're too late, boys.

Where's the little brat?

She's safe and sound on the Ferris wheel.

- There she is! - The million-dollar kid!

- We're rich! - Stop them!

Ooh!

[grunting]

Tom, it's moving!

[music continues]

[groans]

[both screams]

Uh-oh! Don't look now,
but here comes the dragon lady.

Robyn, come to your dear Aunt Figg,
darling.

Spread out and don't
let the brat get by you.

What'll we do?

I'll get us out of here. Come on.

[music continues]

They're getting away!

Push the red button!
It's always the red one!

I know it! I was just gonna push it.

Tom, Jerry, hurry!

[music continues]

Lickboot, get the car. We'll
head her off up the river.

Aye! Move it, captain! Move it!
We're in a race for the million!

Not to worry. This old captain
still knows a trick or two.

Let me steer! Let me steer!

Out of the way,
birdbrain. I'm the captain here.

[music continues]

[instrumental music on ice-cream truck]

You're too late, doc!

[laughs]

Hey, doc, doc, we're up here! Hey,
doc, get us out of here!

Sorry,
boys! One good turn deserves another!

[laughing]

[dramatic music]

[gasps] Oh, no! They're following us!

But we're going as fast as we can.

Here, Tom. Let me try.

[bell rings]

[music continues]

We need more steam!

[bell ringing]

[music continues]

Yipe!

[blows air]

toot toot

[music continues]

[chuckles]

Aah!

Aah!

Whoo!

[screaming]

[gasps]

[all screaming]

[music continues]

Ha ha ha!

You twit! Get us out of
here! They're getting away!

[engine revving]

Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ow!

[engine revving]

[screaming]

Let go of the wheel,
I tell you! I'm the captain!

I'll do the steering! Whoa!

You couldn't navigate
your way around a tub!

[music continues]

[screaming]

Aah!

[all screaming]

[grunts]

[gasps]

Well, that takes care of them.

But what happened to
Aunt Figg? Where's she?

I don't know. Maybe we lost her.

[instrumental music]

Wait a minute. This place looks familiar.

- What? - Yes! I know where we're at.

We're going straight to Robyn's nest

You know that special
place I told you about.

[groaning]

[screams]

[engine revs]

Aha! Of course!

Lickboot, what are you doing?

- You're gonna lose them! - Don't worry.

Now I know where they're going.

We're taking a shortcut.

You know where they're going?

How do you know?

Lawyers know everything.

[instrumental music]

[boat chugging]

There it is! There's the cabin.

'Daddy built it just for me. We'd
come up here every summer.'

He taught me to swim, and sail, and fish.

Daddy will know where to find me.

Maybe he's here already.

I'll bet he is.

Daddy?

Daddy...is dead.

Aah! Tom, Jerry, help!

[grunting]

And if you know what's good for you

you'll never run away again! Never.

You're not taking me back!
You'll never take me back!

Oh, yes, we will.

[Robyn screaming]

Ow! Why, you little..

Aah!

[dramatic music]

You fools! Look what you've done!

Lickboot, grab the girl,
and let's get out of here.

Robyn, the house is burning down.

You must get out before it's too late.

No! No! I won't go with you!
You'll never take me back!

Aah!

Lickboot, let's get out before we all fry!

- But the girl! - Forget her!

We got to save ourselves!

[music continues]

tap tap tap

[keys rattling]

Give me those keys! Look what you've done!

ruff ruff

Whoa!

[music continues]

[grunting]

[music continues]

- Ha ha! - Oof!

Aah!

[groaning]

[screaming]

[music continues]

[helicopter whirring]

Look! The cabin's on
fire! We may be too late.

Daddy!

Robyn, I'm coming! Hang on!

[dramatic music]

Robyn, take my hand! Hurry!

Oh, daddy, I knew you'd come.

You're safe now, Robyn. I'm here.

Wait! No! We can't leave them!

- Hey! Hey! - Come back! Come back!

[crashing]

- Aah! - Tom! Jerry!

[music continues]

Oh, daddy,
they're gone. My best friends are gone.

Don't cry, Robyn. We'll find them.

[instrumental music]

[gasps]

Aw, Jerry. Jerry, where are you?

Oh, don't leave me,
little buddy. You just got to be here.

Oh, what would I do without you?

'You were the best pal
a guy could ever have.'

Oh, please be alive. I promise you, um..

- Uh.. - All the cheese I can eat?

Yeah, all the cheese you can eat, and, uh..

- And no more traps? - No more traps.

- And no tricks? - No tricks.

- That's a promise? - That's a..

Ooh, I'm gonna.. Why, you little..

Tom! Jerry! You're safe!

[instrumental music]

Robyn!

[laughing]

Robyn,
I promise I'll never leave you again.

Well, well, well. Listen to this, Frankie.

"Heroes! Cat and mouse
save billionaire heiress."

[chuckles] Well, what did I tell you,

Puggsy?

Those two have done alright.

Yeah,
I guess they learned to be pals after all.

Mm-hmh. Friends to the end.

[train whistle blows]

Tom, Jerry, welcome to your new home.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

snap

Yeow!

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

♪ Do I miss you? ♪

♪ Count the stars ♪

♪ And multiply by ten ♪

♪ 'Cause I do more than ♪

♪ Now and then ♪

♪ Watch the moon ♪

♪ Someday soon ♪

♪ He will start to smile ♪

♪ Then I'll know I'll see you ♪

♪ In a while ♪

♪ I won't have to miss you anymore ♪

♪ Now for sure my friend ♪

♪ You're at your journey's end ♪

♪ No more need to roam ♪

♪ At last you are home ♪

♪ But oh I did ♪

♪ Miss you so ♪♪

[instrumental music]

♪ Love is no fairy tale ♪

♪ But that isn't still to say ♪

♪ It knows how to teach us well ♪

♪ It helps us to find our way ♪

♪ It isn't about how much we can get ♪

♪ It isn't remembering
what love would forget ♪

♪ I found the secret of learning to live ♪

♪ It's all in how much we give ♪

♪ Sometimes the rain pours down ♪

♪ Flooding across the land ♪

♪ And sometimes the sun shines bright ♪

♪ Warming our hearts again ♪

♪ Ooh I'll be here by your side ♪

♪ Through every season's change ♪

♪ Oh it isn't about how much we can get ♪

♪ It isn't remembering
what love would forget ♪

♪ I found the secret of learning to live ♪

♪ It's all in how much we give ♪

♪ We can't see the days ahead
or the unsuspecting rides ♪

♪ But the road is hard to
find like a world beyond ♪

♪ Light ♪

[music continues]

♪ It isn't about how much we can get ♪

♪ It isn't remembering
what love will forget ♪

♪ I found the secret of learning to live ♪

♪ It's all in how much we give ♪

♪ It's all in how much ♪

♪ All in how much ♪

♪ It's all in how much ♪

♪ We give ♪♪