Timelock (1996) - full transcript
In the 23rd century, a penal colony in a distant galaxy falls into anarchy when an inmate loads a virus into the computer system. While cryonic suspension was used to control the most dangerous criminals there, with the computers down these deadly men are back in circulation and determined to cause mayhem. With a gang of brilliant but dangerous inmates in control, a petty thief and the driver of the prison shuttle must stand against these lawless men for their own survival.
[suspenseful music]
[wind howling]
[loud whooshing]
[loud rumbling]
[wind howling]
[electric whizzing]
[suspenseful music]
[metal clanging]
[scarf flapping loudly]
- These aren't men were
talking about, Admiral.
This is the worst
society has to offer.
- I didn't say I
knew a better way,
I'm saying it's inhumane.
Look [sighs], sending
men to A4 to die...
- [Male Announcer] Code Red.
- I mean shooting them
would be more honest.
- Oh, I'm with you there, line
them up and cut them down.
- [Male Announcer]
Mid-shift system check
commencing 1600
hours dimensional--
- I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to sound so callous.
- [Female Announcer] Starboard
escape pods activated--
- Why do you torture yourself
shuttling around all
those hardened criminals
in that deathtrap
you call a ship?
But then again you've
always been stubborn.
- [Female Announcer] Standard
default protocol commencing--
- I'm a pilot, sir,
so that's what I do.
- I do have an alternate
position available for you.
- Thanks for the offer,
but I'm happy where I am.
By the way, congratulations
on the Condor Project.
Nine years in orbit charting
and colonizing
unknown territory?
Boy, what an ambitious mission.
I'll miss you, sir.
- [Male Announcer] 233rd
Space Corps Division,
stand by for debarkation
codes commencing 11 seconds.
- I'll be on my
way in two weeks.
- [chuckles] Well you see,
maybe we're not so
different after all.
- [Male Announcer] Code blue
level 16 outgoing shuttle--
- It was nice seeing
you again, Admiral.
I've got some cargo
waiting for me.
Gotta go.
[beeping]
- [Female Announcer]
Attention, all crew members
from Centauri, Flight 700,
please report to quarantine.
- Cargo.
[dramatic instrumental music]
[man laughs maniacally]
- Transport Bertha
Ray, 20 to 50 miles,
1-3 fabric coordinate
zero, one, two, niner.
Prisoner transport
destination Alpha Four.
Captain Jessie Teegs and
co-pilot Mike Wilson.
So, you're on vacation
after this run.
- Hallelujah.
- 651 runs.
So how does it feel?
- Like I'm gonna have
to have this seat
surgically removed from my ass.
[Teegs laughs]
[chuckles] It's time
for the beach, kiddo.
And I'll be thinkin' about you
when and I'm with
those Centauri babes,
soakin' up the UVs, ha-ha!
- Must be a guy thing.
[buzzing]
- Oh, you know it! [chuckles]
[buzzing]
[beeping]
[loud whooshing]
- Come on, baby.
[keyboard clacking]
Come to Papa.
New accounts, bingo!
- [Female Announcer] Reading
Central Banking Facility
22 Omega D, please enter your
digital account number now.
[keyboard clacking]
Thank You, Mr. Riley.
Opening account--
- Arturo Riley.
- [Female Announcer] Benjamin
Riley, Lincoln Riley,
Calypso Riley, Duritt Riley.
Please be patient
as your neo dollars
are being transferred in the
account of Mr. Jack Riley.
Please continue at the tone.
[keyboard clacking]
- Current balance.
- [Female Announcer]
Your current balance
is now 3.5 million neo dollars.
- 4.5 million neo dollars.
[suspenseful music]
[beeping]
- [Female Announcer] Your
account is now active.
Thank you for your business.
Have a nice day.
[Riley laughs]
- [Riley] Riley, are
you good or what?
[loud whooshing]
Oh, yeah!
- Let's play, Riley.
- Okay.
- Or would that be Arturo Riley?
- [Riley] Arturo it is!
- [Woman] Or could
it be Benjamin Riley?
- Why not?
Let me tell you a secret.
It's also Ferdinand, right?
[group laughs]
Oh, yeah!
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, this is insane!
- Yeah, well,
now it's your turn.
Two's always twice the fun.
- Oh, you know, I have only
ever read about stuff
like this happening!
Who would've thought?
- Why don't you let
us show you something?
- Oh, yeah.
Go show me.
Show me something.
Please.
Show and tell!
Showtime at the Apollo!
Matinee prices!
Two for one! [laughs]
[helicopter rumbles]
[romantic music on radio]
Okay, I'm a little
confused right now.
It's my first time.
You're gonna have to
walk me through this.
- Mm, you are under arrest.
[chuckles]
- Really?
- Room service!
[guns clicking]
Hello!
- Can you prepare my bill?
I'm gonna be checking
out a few days early.
- I got it covered.
[suspenseful music]
- I bet your mama's
awful proud of you.
[suspenseful music]
- Hey.
Excuse me, stewardess?
Look, I realize that we
missed the in-flight movie
and the first-class meal,
which is okay 'cause
the chicken tetrazzini
tends to give me a
slightly upset stomach
but is there a bathroom
on this flight?
- A bathroom? [laughs]
He wants to know if there's
a bathroom on the flight!
You're standin' in a
bathroom. [chuckles]
Puke!
[laughs] Bathroom!
[laughs]
- I don't know what you're
grinnin' at, good time,
you're the one who just
pissed his trousers.
[suspenseful music]
- What are you lookin' at?
You like me?
You wanna feel me?
You're really startin'
to piss me off.
- Oh, hey, seriously, I
got 50,000 neo dollars
for anybody you can
give this guy a mint.
Stick of gum, anything!
- Stick of gum! [laughs]
He's funny, he's really funny!
Well, happy funny!
- [chuckles] Funny.
Yo, you ever try stand-up?
- That's good.
- You won't be laughin' long.
- Hey, just keep talkin', Lurch.
Can't do you no good,
can't do me no harm.
[hisses]
- Preparing to burn ISO
generators for lockdown.
- Affirmative, all systems set.
Activating hyper
flight igniters.
Anti-matter reactors are go.
HDS in six,
five,
four.
- Hold on
to your seats, children.
- [Wilson] Two, one.
- Looks like we're enteringgood ol' hyperdimensional space.
- [chuckles] Don't
you just love it.
Yee-hah!
[dramatic orchestral music]
[metal clanging]
[gagging]
- Hey, hey, man, move it!
[loud splatting]
[men laughing]
- God, I love this job! [laughs]
Get away from me!
- Oh, this sucks.
[loud rumbling]
- You
are
dead!
- Sorry.
[spits loudly]
[loud whooshing]
- Yeah, been to Alpha
One, Two and Three.
I'll finally get to
visit the big house.
- Is it?
Nobody visits Alpha Four,
Monkey Boy.
- Oh, yeah?
You want a bet, Egghead?
- Alpha Four?
[chuckles]
- Only way you leave here
is in a body bag!
- Hey, excuse me.
You sayin' Alpha Four?
- Yeah, he said Alpha Four.
So what?
- Well, there's a mistake!
I'm supposed to go to Alpha One!
- A1. [laughs]
Oh, yeah?
That's a good one.
See, mine is a mistake, too!
See, I'm really a librarian
who enjoys the classics.
[laughs]
- Not lyin'.
I'm in the wrong place.
- You're serious.
- Yeah, I'm serious!
- All right.
Let me call the base.
- Good.
Thanks, great, they'll
confirm what I'm saying.
- Hold your water, butch.
- [Man On Radio] Open
channel, proceed.
[loud thudding]
[Riley grunting]
- [chuckles] Stupid.
- Seem to be having a little
trouble getting through.
But if you want, I can come back
and we can try again later.
[suspenseful music]
Anybody else have a problem?
[loud thudding]
[loud grunting]
[spitting loudly]
You son of a--
[thrilling music]
[prisoners yelling]
- [Prisoner] Get him, get him!
- [Prisoner] Don't let go!
Don't let go!
- What the hell's going
on back there, Mike?
[thrilling music]
- All right!
You got a job to do.
- Just havin' a little fun!
- Too much dessert
will spoil your dinner.
- [Prisoner] 'Atta boy!
- That's gonna leave a bruise.
You might wanna ice that, twerp.
[thrilling music]
[buzzing]
[metal clanging]
- Next one to move loses
a limb of his choice!
- Who gets to choose
who loses which limb
'cause I--
[gun clicking]
Okay.
- I'd tear you in two right now
if it weren't for the paperwork.
- Are you in command?
'Cause there's been a
mistake, I'm not supposed
to be here at all.
- Since when did cargo learn
how to talk?
- Just take a look
at my DR, okay?
Please?
Boy, I bet there's
some very lucky guy
waitin' at home for you.
I'm A1!
- No, you're cargo.
[suspenseful music]
[gun clicks]
If this happens again,
you're on the report.
- Cute little kid!
- The shoes?
Italian.
Calfskin, hand-fed.
- Urine.
Human.
You're standing in it.
[suspenseful music]
[loud rumbling]
[loud beeping]
[Mike sighing]
- Never thought I'd
prefer the air in here.
That stuff out
there is so thick--
[loud crashing]
[Teegs gasps]
- Alpha Four, this
is Bertha Ray.
We've just picked
up a body out here.
- Roadkill.
- Request status report.
Come in, Alpha Four.
Do you read me, over.
- [Man On Radio] Just
some space garbage.
We have a lock on
you, Bertha Ray.
You're clear to land.
- Garbage?
What do you think they
make incinerators for?
- [Man On Radio] Hasn't
worked for years.
- Man, you guys suck.
- Let's make this quick.
- [Man On Radio] Welcome to
no man's space, Bertha Ray.
[loud whooshing]
[suspenseful music]
[spaceship whistling]
[wind howling]
- [Prisoner] Damn, it's cold!
It's freezing!
- [Guard] Shut up, knucklehead.
- [Prisoner] Well, give
us some clothes, man!
- [Guard] Enough talking!
[buzzing]
- [Wilson] Let's go, let's go.
Everybody back beyond the line!
- [Prisoner] We're
behind the damn line!
[gun clicking]
- Deputy Chief Sullivan, sign
here for receipt of prisoners.
- It's always a pleasure
to see your pretty face.
[suspenseful music]
- Wish I could say the same.
- Get in line, you.
[suspenseful music]
- Oh, God, it's
lovely coming here.
Renews my faith in humanity.
- Well, you know, humanity
ain't that bad, Teegs.
Just gotta get
reacquainted with it.
- Don't hold your breath.
[Wilson laughs]
You wouldn't believe the line
he tried on me back there!
- Hey, what's with
the cold here anyway?
- Sub-zero temperature, 24/7.
Three minutes out there and
you're intergalactic popsicle.
- Well, can I have my coat back?
- No.
Come on, butthole!
- You know anything about him?
- No, you wanna check the DR?
- No, I hate lists and
inmate troublemakers.
Anyway, once we unload them,
they're not my problem.
- That's right.
- Give me five minutes
to change, okay?
[suspenseful music]
- Alpha Four is a unique step
in the federation prison system.
Inmates not capable
of rehabilitation
have the rare opportunity
to work with us on behavior
modification research.
Strict confinement is what
you can look forward to
during your stay
here, gentlemen.
All of your personal
belongings will be destroyed
NID implantation is
the proven method
to prevent escape.
Remotely activated, you will
be biologically terminated,
on an individual or group basis.
At any time or place
and distance, up
to 300 kilometers.
Beyond that, there is
a safe guard perimeter
of 12 satellites that will
automatically activate.
You may notice that there
are no bars on your cells.
If in the event--
- If in the event any of you men
try to remove yourself
from your cells,
blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
[prisoners laughing]
[metal clanging]
That man is a liar!
- Yeah, yeah!
- He's just tryin'
to brainwash us!
I've had to heard this speech
927 times!
- You said it, brother!
- And nothin' has ever happened!
Never!
Take arms, brother,
[loud buzzing]
for today, A4 is ours!
- All right, let's do it!
- [Prisoner] Go for it!
[loud beeping]
- See?
[laser charging]
This whole NID thing
is a bunch of bull--
[loud whooshing]
[prisoner screams]
- Oh, that's cold!
[warden laughs]
- And vegetarian meals
are, of course, optional.
[buzzing]
Let's go.
[buzzing]
[beeping]
[mechanical whirring]
[loud clicking]
[prisoner grunts]
- Mr. A1, what did
you do to get in here?
- Everything, all right?
- Don't worry, little man.
It's better than sex.
[loud clicking]
[mechanical whirring]
[beeping]
- Oh, come on, A1.
I really must know
for your sake.
What was your heinous crime?
Did you kill a man?
Rape or pillage?
Or did you just bite off
more than you could chew?
- I faked some bank accounts
and made some early
withdrawals, all right?
- Precious lamb.
I tremble for you.
- Now that hurt
like a son of a--
- I just tremble for you.
[suspenseful music]
[mechanical whirring]
[beeping]
- Move it along!
You're holding up the
line and I don't like it!
- Looks like he got
something in his tooth, sir.
- Afraid he's gonna
bite you to death?
You take care of it!
I've gotta check out
something on level four.
- Yes, sir.
[beeping]
- You know, there's
been a mistake.
I'm A1, not A4 at all.
I'm not supposed to be here!
I don't know what rank
you are or anything,
but if you could check for me--
[gun clicks]
- Shut up!
- I don't know about you
but this looks a little funny.
- What's everybody's so
uptight about here anyway?
You know, morale is
extremely low, everyone's got
their knickers in a twist--
- I said, shut up!
- Hey, watch it!
[loud thudding]
- What do you think?
[loud thudding]
[suspenseful music]
[beeping]
[loud slapping]
Say ah!
- Ah!
- You stupid ass.
[guard grunts]
- Move out of the way!
[guard grunting]
Red one!
[thrilling music]
[guard grunting]
- I feel right now
that I'm [mumbles].
[loud thudding]
[prisoners yelling]
[beeping]
- [Prisoner] Come
on, man, let's go.
[guards yelling]
[guns firing]
[men yelling]
- [Villum] Let the
games commence.
[electrical whirring]
- My God!
- The system is down!
The system's down!
Freedom!
[prisoners cheering]
- What the hell
is going on here?
- There's a virus,
sir, in the computer.
It's damaging all our codes
but it seemed to have
another purpose as well.
[thrilling music]
[loud thudding]
- [Villum] Come on,
on your feet, soldier.
- [Riley] Stay, stay, stay.
- Mr. A1, are you familiar
with the board game chess?
- Yes.
- Good, Mr. A1, and what
happens to aggressive pawns
early on in the game?
[stammers]
[chuckles]
The little ones.
They're expendable.
[laser firing loudly]
[thrilling music]
- [Riley] Expendable?
Oh, you need a life, I've got
my whole life in front of me!
- What a tragedy.
And you would have made
such a lovely couple.
- [Riley] Well, I
guess we'll never know
now that you've killed him.
- Good answer.
Guns, guns, guns.
Your move, Mr. A1.
[prisoners yelling]
[suspenseful music]
- Oh, this is so bad!
[suspenseful music]
[loud punching]
[guns firing]
[suspenseful music]
[prisoners yelling]
[guns firing]
[guards yelling]
Oh, hello, Satan, yes!
The accommodations
are just perfect here!
I'm gonna miss you, man.
[suspenseful music]
[prisoners yelling]
[metal clanking]
- [Man] Knock it off down there!
[alarm blaring]
[men yelling]
- What the hell's going on?
- I don't know, maybe
some kind of drill.
- Too good to be true.
[men yelling]
[electronic beeping]
[thrilling music]
[men yelling]
[guns firing]
- Security, Chief Sullivan.
Request status report.
Do you copy?
[men yelling]
[laser guns firing]
[prisoners cheering]
- Go!
[laser guns firing]
[men yelling]
- [Villum] All right, you ready?
[laser guns firing]
- You're lucky.
You're already dead.
- Come on, we gotta
go, we gotta go!
We got a schedule to keep!
- I'm on cell level five!
You copy?
[grumbles loudly]
[suspenseful music]
- Did you come all the way downhere just to dance with me?
[laughs]
Do-si-do.
[whimpers fearfully]
[suspenseful music]
- Never thought it be like this.
Okay, Riley, okay.
[pants heavily]
Oh, my God.
One minute, you wake
up, room service,
the next minute, this!
[prisoners chuckling]
[whimpering]
- No violence, I'll take that.
Let me lead.
[prisoners laughing]
[Sullivan yells]
- No!
- Okay, don't wait!
[Riley whimpers]
[suspenseful music]
- Well, look what we got here.
[prisoner yelling]
[loud thudding]
- [Larden] Funny boy!
[spitting loudly]
[laser gun fires]
Laugh, it's funny!
- [Villum] Talk to
the crowd, big boys,
time for some fresh air!
[wind howling]
[suspenseful music]
- There's an alarm
in decon, sir.
The whole system's overloading.
We can't hold it together.
- Well, you had better
hold it together
as long as you can!
Issue Contingency Red!
Withdraw all officers to
security installations.
What about cryo?
- [Computer Tech] All life
support systems are down.
They'll be dead in minutes.
[prisoner whimpers]
[wind howling]
[suspenseful music]
[electricity exploding]
- [Villum] Run for the
edge, it's a long way down!
- Okay, we got three minutes!
Three minutes!
- All right, let's just
move, I hate the cold!
- Come on, let's go!
[electricity exploding]
[suspenseful music]
[metal clanking]
[men groaning]
- They're all dead.
[laser gun fires]
- Get back, Warden!
[electricity exploding]
[electrical noises
drown out men talking]
- I'm gonna find my brother
while he's still alive!
[electrical noises
drown out men talking]
- Not him!
It ain't him!
30 seconds!
[suspenseful music]
[electricity exploding]
- I suggest we get inside
before your old willy
looks like a sack of buttons.
[laughs]
[suspenseful music]
[electrical noises
drown out men talking]
[electrical whirring]
- Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoa!
[electricity exploding]
- [Larden] Wait, hold on!
Stop!
- Larden do his job?
- [Tibuck] Come on, man!
- The design on the
chip was beautiful.
- [McMasters] Close the door.
- What?
- Close the door!
[electric whirring]
- He's your brother,
he'll freeze out there.
- My half brother.
Half dead, half alive.
- Go ahead, man, I'll
catch up with you.
- [Villum] We'll meet
you in the armory.
- Hey, hey!
[electricity exploding]
- Damn, that's cold.
[suspenseful music]
- Hey!
Hey!
Hey, open the door!
Help me!
Please!
Open the door,
please, come on, man!
I did my job!
Come on, it's cold!
Open the door!
Please!
[suspenseful music]
- You reach anybody?
- Communication's
negative on all levels.
[suspenseful music]
[grunting]
Oh, damn!
- Christ!
We better get back to the ship.
Forget everything else.
- What makes you think
it's still there?
- You wanna stick around here?
Have you got a better idea?
- No.
Look.
I don't know what we're
dealing with out there.
But I think we should split up.
At least that way one of us hasa chance to make it through.
- Right.
Sounds good.
- Look, Teegs.
Be careful.
[dramatic music]
- [Villum] He was on the team.
- [Prisoner] We're
free, man, we're free!
- He's all yours.
- Yeah!
- We didn't need him anymore.
[grunts]
[bones break loudly]
- Just like ridin' a bicycle.
[suspenseful music]
- Daddy's home, baby.
Daddy's home.
[suspenseful music]
[soft beeping]
- Voice activation.
Prepare to launch
escape vehicle.
Record log entry.
Main computer down, extreme
casualties anticipated,
both inmate and
security personnel.
Please send aid with
all possible speed!
[suspenseful music]
[loud punching]
[grunting]
Launch escape vehicle!
- [Computer] Access denied.
[clapping]
- That was a terrific
performance, Warden.
No, really, it really was great!
Wasn't that nice?
- Oh, absolutely.
But look at you, all cleaned
up and nowhere to go.
- Don't you know me?
[suspenseful music]
- McMasters.
- Very good!
And I think that belongs to me.
- You'll have to kill me first.
- Oh, honey, now.
You're already dead.
- I don't know what you
gentlemen are intending,
but no one has ever
escaped Alpha Four.
[stammers] Even with the mayday,
it will just buy you
a couple of hours.
[Villum laughs]
Why not
give yourselves up now and,
I'll appeal for
unlimited clemency!
- Clemency?
Clemency.
- Clemency?
That's good!
- I don't know what that means.
[suspenseful music]
May I?
Thank you.
Cut yourself shaving?
Did it hurt?
- I'm telling you,
he will kill you all,
he is completely insane!
[loud slapping]
Ow!
- Not completely.
[breathes shakily]
But he's still young.
[laughs]
- Please don't hurt me.
I can be of help to you!
I can help you!
- He's got all
the help he needs!
[suspenseful music]
- Well, there's our pilot!
Is the ship locked down?
- I took care of Teegs,
don't worry about her.
Besides, the ship
won't fly without this.
[men laughing]
- This looks like we
don't need you anymore.
- [sobs] Please don't hurt me.
I beg you!
- He's beggin'.
- He's beggin'!
- I beg you! [sobs]
- Come on.
Beg some more.
- You're beggin'.
- Please.
[suspenseful music]
- Excuse us one second.
- What do you think?
- Well, what are you hopin' for?
- [McMasters] How about sushi?
- Oh, sashimi!
- [McMasters] Sashimi!
[sword slashing]
[loud screaming]
[loud squelching]
[metal clanking]
[suspenseful music]
- Baby girls, baby girls!
[chuckles] You are so beautiful.
Come on, baby, come on.
That's my girl.
- [McMasters] I
don't believe this.
This was supposed
to be taken care of.
The outer perimeter
is still operational.
- [Wilson] I thought you guys
had all of this worked out.
- [laughs] Oh, that half brotherof mine is lucky he's dead.
The virus canceled
the interior security
but the exterior perimeter
is still operational.
- And what does
that mean, exactly?
- It means my neck implant
will still be operational
when I hit the perimeter.
- Aye!
And I thought this
was a wee thing!
Now, you weren't plannin' on
leavin' us all behind here,
like you did your
dearly departed half
brother now were you?
[suspenseful music]
I thought you planned everything
in that genius
little head of yours.
[suspenseful music]
- Villum.
Did it ever occur to you
that you might begin to sound
a little ungrateful?
[suspenseful music]
Do you actually think
that I would put all this energy
into a plan and
not have a back-up?
- Oh, don't tease me, McMasters.
[suspenseful music]
You had better find
us a way outta here.
[suspenseful music]
[beeping]
- Hello?
[playful music]
Hello?
Anybody here?
[playful music]
You had to rob another bank,
you moron!
[gun clicks]
Looks like it was
a hell of a party.
[suspenseful music]
Guns.
[wind howling]
- Welcome to my humble abode!
- Smells like victory.
- Boy, my boy, you did it.
- [Wilson] What is that?
- That is a Mark C-52.
See, just one of
these will blow a hole
in the side of a skyscraper
the size of a house, my boy.
- Yeah, whatever.
Just don't forget about my cut.
[soft slapping]
[suspenseful music]
- [McMasters] Cool it or
you'll lose your head!
- All right, man.
[men chuckling softly]
- A cluster used in
the proper sequence,
capable of destroying a city.
Or an asteroid planet.
See, before this place
was home sweet home,
it used to be a minin' town.
They used to blow holes
in it day in and day out.
- That's right.
- Whew.
The militia, fellas,
is my life.
Hey, Wilson!
Time to go to work, my brother.
- All right, let's
get outta here.
- You kids go ahead,
I'll catch up.
[electric whirring]
- [Teegs] I thought they'd
get through to somebody.
[suspenseful music]
[soft beeping]
How the hell does
this thing work?
- [Wilson] What are
you guys planning?
- [Tibuck] So how far we
gonna carry these babies?
- How long is it gonna take
for you to orchestrate
these charges?
- I can do it as fast
as it needs to be done.
Timer's already set.
- We just need a location.
- C'mere.
Now, if you were gonna
blow this place up,
where do you think the most
vulnerable point could be?
Don't hurt yourself.
Time's up!
You see,
this whole place is powered
by a nuclear reactor.
Get it?
Let's go.
- [Tibuck] Man, are you stupid.
[suspenseful music]
- I feel like a kiddie
in a candy store.
[gun clicks]
- Interesting.
[grunting]
[yelling]
[laughs]
Okay, I don't know
if you realize
what's goin' on here, pops,
but I am not the enemy.
[prisoner grunts]
[laughing]
Think about it!
That's a knife, I have a gun!
Get that outta my face!
[loud grunting]
[thrilling music]
Okay, all right, look.
Let's talk about this
for a second, all right?
Because there's no
reason for there
to be any hostility between us!
[prisoner laughs]
Oh, man.
[yelling]
I hope that's not rusty
'cause I have not had
a tetanus shot in years!
[yelling]
[grunting]
[Riley breathing heavily]
Oh, that's definitely
gonna bruise.
Been great workin' with ya.
[wind howling]
[suspenseful music]
[soft beeping]
[suspenseful music]
[buzzing]
- Reactor door opening.
Temperature L minus 41.
Reactor door sealed.
Reactor core stable.
[suspenseful music]
[soft beeping]
- [Teegs] Got it!
Mayday, mayday,
this is Alpha Four.
Can anybody read me?
[door creaking]
Dammit, come in!
- You lost, little girl?
- You still a long way
from Grandma's house.
[gun exploding]
[glass breaking]
[Teegs yelling]
[loud thudding]
[grunting]
- Hold it.
- Oh, I need a new job.
[suspenseful music]
- We got a lot of
work to do here.
- Well, you know how I
despise a dirty house.
Besides, I need the exercise.
- Never underestimate a woman.
- All right.
[thrilling music]
[grunting]
[metal clanking]
[suspenseful music]
[footsteps clanking]
- Hey, wait, thank
God it's you, I--
[loud punching]
[Riley yelling]
My nose!
The hell of a second
impression you're making.
- And it's what I
should've made sooner!
- [Riley] What are you crazy?
Put the gun down, all right?
Just don't point it at me.
- Meow!
- Look out!
[thrilling music]
[gun clicks]
[gun firing]
[Villum growls]
[thrilling music]
[metal clanking]
[Teegs yelling]
[Riley yelling]
- Was that you, A1?
[suspenseful music]
Here, puss!
Kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty!
[suspenseful music]
Don't you just hate
it when that happens?
[sword swishing]
[Riley sneezes]
[gun firing]
[tank exploding]
[Villum screams]
[suspenseful music]
- Kill me quick,
that's all I ask!
- I'm not gonna kill
you but he will!
[Villum screams]
Come on, help me
with this shaft.
- You'll never get it open.
I already tried!
[Teegs grunts]
[metal creaking]
I probably loosened that.
[Villum screams]
- It's an airlock
or a trash chute.
- Ugh, I guess we
can rule out airlock!
Ugh!
- Ladies first?
- [Riley] Not today.
[Riley and Teegs screaming]
[thrilling music]
[suspenseful music]
- Whew!
Well done, A1!
Always protect your queen.
You are one dead
mother's little helper.
[metal clanks]
- Wilson, what's your
status, talk to me.
- [Wilson] Tibuck's
in the reactor.
He's layin' the explosives now.
- This little piggy
had roast beef,
this little piggy had none.
Now this little piggy
killed a lot of people,
just 'cause he
wanted to have fun.
[rhythmic dinging]
[playful music]
[water dripping faintly]
- [Teegs] Ugh,
I'm gonna be sick.
- This'll be the place to do it.
[spits loudly]
We haven't even been introduced.
My friends call me Riley.
Ow!
God, you know, I think
you already broke
my nose back there.
You know,
it's times like this
when I sit and I wonder,
"When was my last
hepatitis shot?"
- Oh, stop whining.
- I'm not whining!
I'm a pacifist!
- You're a convict!
- No, I'm a thief.
I'm a damn good one.
All I ever sold was a little
information that was insured.
Personally, I'm starting
to find all this violence
a little unsettling.
- And I'm supposed to
buy that boy scout story?
- Look, lady, I don't care
what you buy, all right?
I just know that the only way
we're gonna get
out of this thing
is if we work together
a little bit, all right?
Hey, I saved your
life up there, okay?
- You saved my life?
- [scoffs] Look, I don't
wanna argue this, okay?
Just let's get back to your
ship and get outta here.
- Well, what do you think
I've been trying to do?
I'm surprised they
haven't taken it.
This must be the slowest
escape in history.
- Hey, you know somethin'?
I was thinkin' about that.
If they're still here, they're
still here for a reason.
I saw their head honcho,
he's a guy with a
very serious mission.
Think his name is...
- McMasters.
- McGillicutty or McDougall or--
- McMasters.
- No, no, no.
Wait a minute, I remember.
McMasters.
- Yeah!
He was an inmate locked in cryo.
- Yeah, well, somebody
defrosted him.
Oh, and another thing,
your buddy Wilson?
He's in on it with 'em.
- What?
- How do you even plan
on gettin' off
this iceberg, huh?
Hey.
Do I have something stuck
in this tooth right here?
[wind howling]
[lightning flashes]
- There she is!
Bertha Ray, Bertha Ray!
[thrilling music]
- How you doin' there, fly boy?
- Look, convict, this
doesn't concern you.
Come on, move on.
- Oh, no, no, I
gotta get off here
and you're gonna
help me or else.
- Look, man, move on, all right?
[thrilling music]
[prisoner laughs maniacally]
- Oh, shit!
Hey, is he dead, man?
- He's dead, man! [chuckles]
- You killed him?
- I killed him, man!
He's dead, he's dead, man!
- You killed the pilot! [laughs]
- I killed the pilot, man!
- You killed the pilot?
You killed the only pilot?
[bones breaking]
Shit.
[suspenseful music]
[wind howling]
[lightning flashes]
- Anyway, as I was saying,
[grunts] McMasters is
the worst of the worst.
He worked for 12 years as
an undercover detective
on [mumbles] Two and he
was dirty from day one.
- Dirty cops, nothin' special.
I knew a guy--
- He was!
The department had been
tracking a serial murderer,
a crazy pattern killer.
Only killed off world
tourists around holidays.
- Festive.
- Yeah, real festive.
Then the computer
red flagged him.
Seemed he always took a few
days off after each murder.
- So it wasn't R&R?
- No.
To follow the corpses home.
He was packing the
bodies full of dope
after they left the coroner's,
killing two birds
with one stone.
- Yeah, well, [clears
throat], you know,
when you think about the high
price of luggage nowadays,
smart guy.
- Yeah.
Yeah, he is real smart.
Used to be a whiz
with the gigabytes!
- [scoffs] Excuse me?
- Good on computer?
[scoffs] Funny, in the
end, it was a computer
that really got him.
He couldn't stand it that
he was nailed by a machine.
Does it sound familiar?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
Where the hell in this
prison are we anyway?
- Well, it's a trash
chute incinerator.
- Incinerator?
- [scoffs] It's all
right, don't worry.
They haven't been
functional in years.
[loud rattling]
Whoops.
[thrilling music]
[fire blazing]
Riley!
Hold on!
[Riley and Teegs yelling]
- [Riley] Oh, no, hold on!
[Riley and Teegs yelling]
[thrilling music]
- [McMasters] Time
to make the call.
[suspenseful music]
- [Tibuck] Hey,
we got a problem.
- Yes, I know, I can't find
a drop of vodka anywhere
on this godforsaken planet.
- You don't understand,
we got a problem.
- Well, let's hear it.
- It's Wilson.
He's dead.
- Dead?
- Dead, dead, as in not alive,
dead.
- No, no.
That's definitely dead.
Hmm.
We got a problem. [chuckles]
The pilot.
The other pilot.
- Teegs?
- Teegs?
- She's still alive?
- Well, let's just hope
I didn't throw the kitty
out in the kitty litter.
I'll shut down the system.
- Go, go help him.
Go, now.
I think I remember that name.
[thrilling music]
[Riley and Teegs yelling]
- [Teegs] Riley!
[Riley and Teegs yelling]
[fire blazing]
[loud whirring]
[loud rumbling]
- Sir, Alpha Four's
com-sat is online.
Receiving now.
- Admiral, what a surprise.
How's the little woman?
- McMasters, I should've known.
All right, what's
going on out there?
- Haven't you heard?
I'm the new sheriff in town.
- Enough.
- You know that it's
federation policy
not to negotiate with criminals.
- You see, this just
isn't any situation.
I got enough C-52 to
blow up this whole rock.
Now, if you wanna prevent
that from happening,
I suggest you send
me a Class A fighter
in the next four hours.
- McMasters.
- I believe that's a check.
[suspenseful music]
It's your move.
- No.
You're goddamn bluffing.
- Sir.
I'm afraid it's not so simple.
- [Lieutenant] What do you mean?
- Before it was a prison,
A4 was a mining colony,
mostly producing nitronium ore.
The dispersion of
this particular matter
could be disastrous.
According to my data, sir,
if that asteroid goes,
it'll leave behind a cloud
of radioactive debris
that will fall on
Centauri Three,
which has three
billion inhabitants.
[suspenseful music]
- Christ.
- Do you think
McMasters is serious?
- He's serious.
And warped enough to do it.
- Sir, we've been picking
up signals all day.
We believe the crew of
Bertha Ray are still on A4.
- So they still may be alive?
[suspenseful music]
- [sighs] Cannot
affect my decision.
[Riley and Teegs
breathing tiredly]
- You okay?
- Yeah.
I got sort of sharp
pain in my, ugh!
Yeah.
Your flight pin, I found it.
- Oh, keep it as a souvenir.
Come on, let's dig.
- Wait, look, look.
There it is.
- [Teegs] Wait!
[door creaking]
Oh!
Well, could be better,
could be worse!
- Gotta be better
than the last one.
- [Teegs] Ugh, very pleasant!
- [Riley] You know,
from this angle,
you remind me of my ex-wife.
[wind howling]
She really broke my
heart, obviously.
I've been in therapy for years.
Hold on a second--
- Well, it didn't help much,
did it?
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait a sec, wait.
Oh.
Is that you?
- It's your foot.
- Too bad.
All right, let's just take
this from the top again.
They definitely came
here with a purpose.
They broke out McMasters,
and they're not leavin'.
- Yeah.
- Why do we care?
- I care because of what
McMasters might be planning.
He's perverse and brilliant.
And you care because I care!
- You know, you have
beautiful bone structure.
- [sighs] Riley, you made me
smile once, it was a fluke.
- I'm sorry, I'm just trying
to connect here.
- Just don't push it!
- What is it with you?
Who's pissin' on your parade?
- Nobody!
- Nobody.
So you do have a heart
in there after all.
Maybe it's just a
little tattered.
Did you love him?
- I married him.
He was a smuggler on
the side, small time.
I never knew it until
afterwards, of course.
- [Riley] Afterwards?
What happened?
- Oh, a package of T virus.
He was running for
some black marketeers,
it split open during a mission.
Killed everyone in 20 minutes.
Passengers, crew.
- [Riley] And him?
- Stupid schmuck.
- Sorry.
- Oh.
Again with the sorrys, Riley?
Come on, let's get moving.
Get to Bertha Ray
before they do.
- All right.
So where do you get these
pants with all the pockets?
- Just shut up!
[wind howling]
[beeping]
I almost feel her!
Once we get past that perimeter,
we can signal the patrol
and off we go to freedom!
- Mother--
Shoot!
- What?
- The implant!
My head will explode
before we clear the base!
- You got implanted?
- You think they
give you a choice?
It's not like they
let you decide
if you wanna have a
huge needle slammed
into your neck or not.
Go, save yourself, all right?
There's nothing you can do.
Not like there's nobody
who can stay here
and help me survive
in this hellhole.
- Spare me the [mumbles], Riley!
- Oh, I'm sure I'll be okay.
[Teegs groans]
I can probably live off
the decaying carcasses
of murdered inmates!
And if I don't make it,
it's not like you stuck
the knife in yourself.
- Let's think.
There must be a way around this.
If I could access the
main computer station,
then I could probablydeactivate the perimeter field.
- You're diggin' me, don't ya?
- Just shut up.
Let's get a move on the
main computer relays.
They're on level four.
[soft clapping]
[suspenseful music]
- Touching.
Alluring.
- Hi.
- Amazing.
- No, really, it was
beautiful!
- Shall we hug?
- Definitely.
- [Riley] Oh, boy!
[loud whooshing]
- Oh, Riley.
- This is insane!
- Two's always twice the fun.
- Yeah!
[slapping]
- Wake up!
We're in trouble!
- That's new.
Ugh!
Couldn't I have just
stayed unconscious?
- Not unless death sounds
like a pleasant holiday.
- Gotcha.
[metal clanking]
[groaning]
- You're the thief,
open the lock.
- You know, the term thief,
it's a little too
vague nowadays.
See, I don't pick locks.
I'm not a second story man,
I'm not a safe cracker,
I steal information.
See, if there are little
bits of information
trapped inside a computer,
I'd have us out in a minute
but this, it's
not my department.
- Perfect, I'm shackled to a
thief who can't pick a lock.
- You know what?
Maybe you can fly a big
ship, you can shoot a big gun
and you can probably kick my
ass but you know somethin'?
It doesn't make you a
good person, all right?
You just knock it
off with the insults!
I have played straight with
you from the very beginning.
Hey, you know what?
Maybe you could do
the same with me!
- [growls] Go, tiger.
[Riley and Teegs chuckling]
- Sorry.
Tend to lose it when
I'm scared to death.
- That we all.
[dramatic music]
- You think maybe we
get a last request?
- Down, tiger.
[suspenseful music]
[whirring]
[beeping]
- [Villum] No matter how small,every creature has his day.
- [laughs] 'Attaboy, Admiral.
Then again, you
always were caught
between pathetic
compassion for others
and that code of
honor you live by.
I, on the other hand,
really don't give a damn.
All right.
Here's what I want.
On the ship, I want
a top flight crew,
full arsenal and best of all,
I want you, Admiral.
- Never!
- Never say never.
[laughs evilly]
- You selfless little bastard.
So all alone and
so far from home.
- There she is!
The Condor's the most
sophisticated observatory
that's ever been created by man.
- [Villum] And at
10 billion dollars,
certainly the most expensive.
- 11 million, to be exact.
- And how you plannin' on
dividin' that three ways?
- We'll work it out.
Tibuck's late.
Go find him.
[dramatic music]
[loud rumbling]
- Ransom?
Are they stupid?
They wouldn't even
be able to get away.
- Right.
Even with a fast ship, they'll
never escape the whole fleet.
- So maybe they're planning
something even worse.
You and I are the only ones
who are in a
position to find out.
What am I talking about?
Why do I even care?
- You're just a late bloomer.
Everyone has a conscience.
- Even McMasters?
[footsteps thumping]
- Looky here, looky here.
[suspenseful music]
Pretty little thing.
Man wants you on deck.
[moaning]
- The pipe is loose [mumbles].
- Look, I'd like to
stay and watch the show.
- One...
- Can we make it five?
- But we gots to go.
- I'm kinda diggin'
this part of the plan.
- [moans] Two...
- I said now!
[gun clicks]
- Three.
[yelling]
[metal clanking]
[grunting]
[thrilling music]
- Okay.
Get the keys.
- No, you get it.
[groans]
[loud splatting]
[wind howling]
[suspenseful music]
- [McMasters On Radio]
Villum, have you found him?
- Yes, I found him.
They're not here
and Tibuck's dead.
[beeping]
- [coughs] Dead?
Can't take me out that easy.
- So you are all right?
What happened?
- Riley [coughs] and
Teegs closed on me
with the handcuffs.
- Let me see.
You all right?
[Tibuck coughs]
- Riley is now mine.
[thrilling music]
[Tibucks gagging]
- Don't fight it.
Don't look at me.
Don't!
[suspenseful music]
No hard feelings.
- [Teegs] Stop
complaining, Riley.
- [Riley] Oh, man,
I gotta find a sink
or a wet nap or somethin'.
- Just lick it off
and shut up.
- Okay, Miss Brilliant
Ideas, what's the plan?
- Well, we've gotta find
out what McMasters is up to.
It's the only way
we'll get outta here.
- Well, he's got a
bunch of explosives
and I think he's just gonnaplan to blow the whole place up.
- Well, why didn't
you tell me that?
- [Riley] You didn't ask.
- [Teegs] Where is it planted?
- Wait a minute, what
about my implant?
- Dammit, Riley, talk to me!
- How should I know?
You're the expert,
you figure out where--
- Just let me think.
Okay, if it was me...
- Ow!
- If it was me, I would put them
close to the power source.
Of course, the nuclear reactor!
All right, let's see if
that will take us there.
- Hey, Sergeant York, wait
a second, what about me?
- There won't be any you unlesswe get to the explosives.
- Right.
- [Teegs] Now, come on!
Stop whining.
- I'm not whining.
We're so lost, this whole
place looks the same to me.
Who designed this thing--
[gun firing]
How the hell did you
know where we are?
[thrilling music]
[gun firing]
You're the one with the
gun, you get in front!
- Okay!
Don't tell me what to do.
- Fine, just do it!
[gun clicks]
[gun fires]
- [Teegs] Look through the hole.
- No, you look through the hole.
- I can't, I have a gun!
- That's a lame excuse.
[thrilling music]
[loud thudding]
[grunting]
- Riley!
Riley, hold on!
Don't let him get you!
Oh, no!
[cement breaking loudly]
- Well, hello there, Mr. A1.
Welcome to the land
of the conscious.
You don't look so good.
You feelin' all right?
Not gonna hurl on me, are you?
Stay with me.
That's it, stay with me.
I liked you.
I really did.
I was even thinkin'
to take you with me.
We got a nice little game going
and you had to go and change
the rules, didn't you?
I kept you alive, I did
what I said I was gonna do.
Isn't it exhilarating to kiss
death right on the lips, hm?
- Where's Teegs?
- Well, we captured her.
Your queen is ours.
Now what did George
say to Gracie?
- Goodnight?
- Mm, very good, Mr. A1!
Take a short breath.
[loud thudding]
- [McMasters] Deactivate
the perimeter field.
Now.
- What about Riley?
- Riley?
Now, who's Riley?
- A1.
- Oh, A1 has a name!
Well, Miss Teegs, we
have gone out of our way
to make sure that Mr.
Riley's accommodations
are quite comfortable.
If you prefer that I
downgrade his situation,
I'd be more than
happy to oblige.
[suspenseful music]
- Ow!
The hell?
[coughing]
Come on.
Deep flight pin.
Come on.
Come on, Riley.
Come on, just pretend
it's a little mainframe.
Come on!
God?
God, if you get me out ofthis, I will never drink again.
[grunts] Come on.
Help, I can't get boxed!
[grunts]
[loud whirring]
[coughs loudly]
[pants heavily]
Wonder where I
can get some vodka
out of this godforsaken iceberg.
Martini?
[beeping]
[keyboard clacking]
- It's no longer a question
of turning off the perimeter.
The problem is to make
sure that it stays off
until we're out of range.
- [McMasters] Never say never.
[laughs]
You see, because
when the Admiral comes
I wanna tell him what a
good girl you've been.
You know the Admiral, don't you?
Daddy?
- Admiral Teegs has such
a lovely ring to it,
don't you think?
[suspenseful music]
- Looks like someone's
gonna have to play the hero.
Let's see a show of hands.
[thrilling music]
[metal door clanking]
- Finished.
It just has to power down.
- Condor will be in capture
point in 22 minutes.
[beeping]
[suspenseful music]
- Right.
We got movement!
Someone's heading
for the reactor.
[beeping]
- How can that be?
- [Riley] How you doin', fellas?
Just gettin' a little
bit of air. [coughs]
A little claustrophobic
in there!
- It seems Mr. Riley did not
approve of his accommodations.
- No gun fire in the reactor.
You gotta take him
out empty hands.
- Why is it suddenly I feel
like your half brother?
What about her?
- Jealous?
- She's doin' the
driving, Villum.
We'll be here when you get back.
[suspenseful music]
- Roger than and hope to die.
[footsteps thumping]
[whirring]
[beeping]
[thrilling music]
[wind howling]
- Hello?
- Reactor door opening.
- Anybody home?
- [Computer] Temperature L-40.
[whirring]
[buzzing]
Reactor door sealed.
- I hate this.
Okay.
What am I lookin' for?
[suspenseful music]
Now what do we have here?
Now that looks bad.
Okay.
Study computers at home
and you're guaranteed
the career of a lifetime.
I definitely
watched too much TV.
[suspenseful music]
[sword swishing]
'Kay, let's see what else the
Easter Bunny has left for us.
Oh, boy, this just
gets better and better.
[suspenseful music]
All right.
I knew this was
going too smoothly.
All right, red is
hot, blue is grounded.
Or blue is hot
and red is ground.
[suspenseful music]
Come on.
Come on.
Here we go.
[loud rumbling]
- We'll wait for instructions.
[gun clicking]
- Oh, we'll get her, sir.
- She's gonna be all right, sir.
[loud booming]
[suspenseful music]
- Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, look.
We can't go anywhere
without this.
You know what this is?
Wilson?
Remember?
- Go to hell.
- [chuckles] Oh,
that really hurt.
That one got me.
[Teegs grunts]
[whirring]
- Whew, yeah!
Beginning to look a
lot like Christmas!
[wind howling]
[suspenseful music]
[thrilling music]
- Oh, man, I don't
have time for this!
- Mr. Riley, I believe
you already checked.
[sword swishing]
- Hey, it's not fair unlesseverybody's got the same pieces.
- [Villum] Nice
catch, Mr. Riley.
[Teegs grunts]
[suspenseful music]
- [Villum] You got less than
three minutes, Mr. Riley.
What do you say we get it on?
[sword swishing]
- Great, 'course you
got the good sword!
- Your move.
[Riley yelling]
- How did I know you'd
go straight for my ass?
- [Villum] What else
would you have in mind?
[Riley yelling]
[thrilling music]
[swords clashing]
[men yelling]
- Why don't you lose
the pussy swords
and we'll fight
this out like men?
[swords swishing]
[Riley yelling]
[thrilling music]
[loud thudding]
- Prepare for pain.
[loud thudding]
[grunting]
Now what do you
suggest we do, Mr. Ri--
[Riley groans]
- Let's have a little fun!
- That's very good, Mr. Riley.
Do you do mime?
- No.
You got to admit, I
got a lot of balls.
[thrilling music]
[Villum yelling]
[loud booming]
- All right.
That's one less problem.
- You hope.
What about the Admiral's
battle cruiser?
- The Admiral's battleship
is not a problem.
[chuckles] Especially
with Daddy's little girl
sittin' next to me here.
I'm gonna use you to
secure a Condor Project.
- [Teegs] And Riley?
- Forget the past, Teegs.
He's dead!
- [Riley] Hero stunt's gettin'
way out of control! [groans]
[suspenseful music]
[gun clicks]
[loud rumbling]
- I would like some assurance
that you won't
detonate the charges
upon your retreat.
- What's the matter, Admiral?
Don't you trust me?
Or
should I say us?
- Jessie?
- I'm okay.
Listen, he's got the
main controls on him.
If you fire on us, he
will detonate the charges.
- Looks like you've
raised a very bright
young woman here, Admiral.
- But if you use full fire power
and blow us out of the sky,
there's not a thing he can do!
- Bright but impetuous.
[suspenseful music]
[chuckles] So what
is it, Admiral?
Huh?
Gonna stay here or
you want another hit?
- [Admiral On Radio] What
are your instructions?
- [chuckles] That's better.
Just hold your position,
I'll get back to you.
[suspenseful music]
Hit it!
[loud rumbling]
[dramatic music]
[beeping]
All right!
Intercept with the Condor
Project in three minutes.
Looks like all the hard
work's gonna pay off.
[suspenseful music]
[loud rumbling]
There it is.
- Oh, my God.
You're going to
detonate A4 anyway.
- That's right.
You'll learn to appreciate
me after a while.
[suspenseful music]
I'm a hell of a crook. [laughs]
[loud thudding]
- Riley!
- He's a big son of
a bitch, isn't he?
Went down like a
ton of bricks, too!
I like that, especially
this part right here.
- It's about damn time!
[screaming]
- I understand
that you're upset.
I'm not gonna bite
you, all right?
Okay, sorry about the gun.
[yelling]
[thrilling music]
- Stupid dick.
[metal clanging]
- [Teegs] Come on.
Deactivate, come on!
- Come on!
- Wrong move.
[loud thudding]
[grunting]
- [Teegs] Riley!
- Lawyer!
- [Teegs] Sorry, Riley.
[fire blazing]
[beeping]
- Perimeter ring
is reactivated.
Warning, perimeter
ring is reactivated.
- Riley!
[electric buzzing]
Yes!
[fire blazing]
- Just making this
hard on yourself!
[yelling]
[thrilling music]
- [Teegs] Riley!
[metal clanging]
- Give it up!
[yelling]
- [Teegs] Come on, Riley, we
have to get to the shuttle!
The Bertha Ray's gonna blow!
- Take us out to maximum
holding distance.
Bring all weapon
systems to full power.
- Sir?
- Just do it, Lieutenant!
- [Lieutenant] Yes, sir.
[thrilling music]
- I gotta separate the
shuttle from Bertha Ray
but do not leave.
Can you deactivate them?
- Deactivate them?
- I reactivated
them, my mistake.
- Ugh, I can try.
- Sir, the weapons are engaged
and we're prepared to fire.
[suspenseful music]
- How you doin'?
- You're way too good to me.
Nearly there.
[loud rumbling]
The hell was that?
- We're approaching
the parameter.
- Almost half done--
[grunting]
[rapid beeping]
The implant! [mumbles]
- No!
[loud rumbling]
- [Teegs] Forget the NID, we
have to separate the shuttle!
- Perimeter approaching
a thousand kilometers!
- I'll pretend to say
break affirmative.
Take them out.
- Yes, sir.
- I thought you were
allowed to rig mainframes?
- Well, I've gotta
keep my day job, okay?
- 10 seconds!
- 900 kilometers!
- Dammit, can't do it!
- 800 kilometers!
700 kilometers!
Can you do it?
- No!
- That's to break in!
- Get it!
[loud rumbling]
Come on, get it!
- I can't!
- 600!
- God forgive me.
[yelling]
[thrilling music]
- [Riley] Come on,
Teegs, you can do it!
- I got it!
I got it!
[loud rumbling]
[Teegs laughs]
- No!
[fire blazing]
[peaceful music]
[laughing]
[groaning]
- Wow.
Well, we do work well together.
- Oh, yes we do. [chuckles]
- Now, which one of
you cuckoo pigeons
wanted the extra towels?
Oh, A1, nice move.
[playful music]
[suspenseful music]
[wind howling]
[loud whooshing]
[loud rumbling]
[wind howling]
[electric whizzing]
[suspenseful music]
[metal clanging]
[scarf flapping loudly]
- These aren't men were
talking about, Admiral.
This is the worst
society has to offer.
- I didn't say I
knew a better way,
I'm saying it's inhumane.
Look [sighs], sending
men to A4 to die...
- [Male Announcer] Code Red.
- I mean shooting them
would be more honest.
- Oh, I'm with you there, line
them up and cut them down.
- [Male Announcer]
Mid-shift system check
commencing 1600
hours dimensional--
- I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to sound so callous.
- [Female Announcer] Starboard
escape pods activated--
- Why do you torture yourself
shuttling around all
those hardened criminals
in that deathtrap
you call a ship?
But then again you've
always been stubborn.
- [Female Announcer] Standard
default protocol commencing--
- I'm a pilot, sir,
so that's what I do.
- I do have an alternate
position available for you.
- Thanks for the offer,
but I'm happy where I am.
By the way, congratulations
on the Condor Project.
Nine years in orbit charting
and colonizing
unknown territory?
Boy, what an ambitious mission.
I'll miss you, sir.
- [Male Announcer] 233rd
Space Corps Division,
stand by for debarkation
codes commencing 11 seconds.
- I'll be on my
way in two weeks.
- [chuckles] Well you see,
maybe we're not so
different after all.
- [Male Announcer] Code blue
level 16 outgoing shuttle--
- It was nice seeing
you again, Admiral.
I've got some cargo
waiting for me.
Gotta go.
[beeping]
- [Female Announcer]
Attention, all crew members
from Centauri, Flight 700,
please report to quarantine.
- Cargo.
[dramatic instrumental music]
[man laughs maniacally]
- Transport Bertha
Ray, 20 to 50 miles,
1-3 fabric coordinate
zero, one, two, niner.
Prisoner transport
destination Alpha Four.
Captain Jessie Teegs and
co-pilot Mike Wilson.
So, you're on vacation
after this run.
- Hallelujah.
- 651 runs.
So how does it feel?
- Like I'm gonna have
to have this seat
surgically removed from my ass.
[Teegs laughs]
[chuckles] It's time
for the beach, kiddo.
And I'll be thinkin' about you
when and I'm with
those Centauri babes,
soakin' up the UVs, ha-ha!
- Must be a guy thing.
[buzzing]
- Oh, you know it! [chuckles]
[buzzing]
[beeping]
[loud whooshing]
- Come on, baby.
[keyboard clacking]
Come to Papa.
New accounts, bingo!
- [Female Announcer] Reading
Central Banking Facility
22 Omega D, please enter your
digital account number now.
[keyboard clacking]
Thank You, Mr. Riley.
Opening account--
- Arturo Riley.
- [Female Announcer] Benjamin
Riley, Lincoln Riley,
Calypso Riley, Duritt Riley.
Please be patient
as your neo dollars
are being transferred in the
account of Mr. Jack Riley.
Please continue at the tone.
[keyboard clacking]
- Current balance.
- [Female Announcer]
Your current balance
is now 3.5 million neo dollars.
- 4.5 million neo dollars.
[suspenseful music]
[beeping]
- [Female Announcer] Your
account is now active.
Thank you for your business.
Have a nice day.
[Riley laughs]
- [Riley] Riley, are
you good or what?
[loud whooshing]
Oh, yeah!
- Let's play, Riley.
- Okay.
- Or would that be Arturo Riley?
- [Riley] Arturo it is!
- [Woman] Or could
it be Benjamin Riley?
- Why not?
Let me tell you a secret.
It's also Ferdinand, right?
[group laughs]
Oh, yeah!
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, this is insane!
- Yeah, well,
now it's your turn.
Two's always twice the fun.
- Oh, you know, I have only
ever read about stuff
like this happening!
Who would've thought?
- Why don't you let
us show you something?
- Oh, yeah.
Go show me.
Show me something.
Please.
Show and tell!
Showtime at the Apollo!
Matinee prices!
Two for one! [laughs]
[helicopter rumbles]
[romantic music on radio]
Okay, I'm a little
confused right now.
It's my first time.
You're gonna have to
walk me through this.
- Mm, you are under arrest.
[chuckles]
- Really?
- Room service!
[guns clicking]
Hello!
- Can you prepare my bill?
I'm gonna be checking
out a few days early.
- I got it covered.
[suspenseful music]
- I bet your mama's
awful proud of you.
[suspenseful music]
- Hey.
Excuse me, stewardess?
Look, I realize that we
missed the in-flight movie
and the first-class meal,
which is okay 'cause
the chicken tetrazzini
tends to give me a
slightly upset stomach
but is there a bathroom
on this flight?
- A bathroom? [laughs]
He wants to know if there's
a bathroom on the flight!
You're standin' in a
bathroom. [chuckles]
Puke!
[laughs] Bathroom!
[laughs]
- I don't know what you're
grinnin' at, good time,
you're the one who just
pissed his trousers.
[suspenseful music]
- What are you lookin' at?
You like me?
You wanna feel me?
You're really startin'
to piss me off.
- Oh, hey, seriously, I
got 50,000 neo dollars
for anybody you can
give this guy a mint.
Stick of gum, anything!
- Stick of gum! [laughs]
He's funny, he's really funny!
Well, happy funny!
- [chuckles] Funny.
Yo, you ever try stand-up?
- That's good.
- You won't be laughin' long.
- Hey, just keep talkin', Lurch.
Can't do you no good,
can't do me no harm.
[hisses]
- Preparing to burn ISO
generators for lockdown.
- Affirmative, all systems set.
Activating hyper
flight igniters.
Anti-matter reactors are go.
HDS in six,
five,
four.
- Hold on
to your seats, children.
- [Wilson] Two, one.
- Looks like we're enteringgood ol' hyperdimensional space.
- [chuckles] Don't
you just love it.
Yee-hah!
[dramatic orchestral music]
[metal clanging]
[gagging]
- Hey, hey, man, move it!
[loud splatting]
[men laughing]
- God, I love this job! [laughs]
Get away from me!
- Oh, this sucks.
[loud rumbling]
- You
are
dead!
- Sorry.
[spits loudly]
[loud whooshing]
- Yeah, been to Alpha
One, Two and Three.
I'll finally get to
visit the big house.
- Is it?
Nobody visits Alpha Four,
Monkey Boy.
- Oh, yeah?
You want a bet, Egghead?
- Alpha Four?
[chuckles]
- Only way you leave here
is in a body bag!
- Hey, excuse me.
You sayin' Alpha Four?
- Yeah, he said Alpha Four.
So what?
- Well, there's a mistake!
I'm supposed to go to Alpha One!
- A1. [laughs]
Oh, yeah?
That's a good one.
See, mine is a mistake, too!
See, I'm really a librarian
who enjoys the classics.
[laughs]
- Not lyin'.
I'm in the wrong place.
- You're serious.
- Yeah, I'm serious!
- All right.
Let me call the base.
- Good.
Thanks, great, they'll
confirm what I'm saying.
- Hold your water, butch.
- [Man On Radio] Open
channel, proceed.
[loud thudding]
[Riley grunting]
- [chuckles] Stupid.
- Seem to be having a little
trouble getting through.
But if you want, I can come back
and we can try again later.
[suspenseful music]
Anybody else have a problem?
[loud thudding]
[loud grunting]
[spitting loudly]
You son of a--
[thrilling music]
[prisoners yelling]
- [Prisoner] Get him, get him!
- [Prisoner] Don't let go!
Don't let go!
- What the hell's going
on back there, Mike?
[thrilling music]
- All right!
You got a job to do.
- Just havin' a little fun!
- Too much dessert
will spoil your dinner.
- [Prisoner] 'Atta boy!
- That's gonna leave a bruise.
You might wanna ice that, twerp.
[thrilling music]
[buzzing]
[metal clanging]
- Next one to move loses
a limb of his choice!
- Who gets to choose
who loses which limb
'cause I--
[gun clicking]
Okay.
- I'd tear you in two right now
if it weren't for the paperwork.
- Are you in command?
'Cause there's been a
mistake, I'm not supposed
to be here at all.
- Since when did cargo learn
how to talk?
- Just take a look
at my DR, okay?
Please?
Boy, I bet there's
some very lucky guy
waitin' at home for you.
I'm A1!
- No, you're cargo.
[suspenseful music]
[gun clicks]
If this happens again,
you're on the report.
- Cute little kid!
- The shoes?
Italian.
Calfskin, hand-fed.
- Urine.
Human.
You're standing in it.
[suspenseful music]
[loud rumbling]
[loud beeping]
[Mike sighing]
- Never thought I'd
prefer the air in here.
That stuff out
there is so thick--
[loud crashing]
[Teegs gasps]
- Alpha Four, this
is Bertha Ray.
We've just picked
up a body out here.
- Roadkill.
- Request status report.
Come in, Alpha Four.
Do you read me, over.
- [Man On Radio] Just
some space garbage.
We have a lock on
you, Bertha Ray.
You're clear to land.
- Garbage?
What do you think they
make incinerators for?
- [Man On Radio] Hasn't
worked for years.
- Man, you guys suck.
- Let's make this quick.
- [Man On Radio] Welcome to
no man's space, Bertha Ray.
[loud whooshing]
[suspenseful music]
[spaceship whistling]
[wind howling]
- [Prisoner] Damn, it's cold!
It's freezing!
- [Guard] Shut up, knucklehead.
- [Prisoner] Well, give
us some clothes, man!
- [Guard] Enough talking!
[buzzing]
- [Wilson] Let's go, let's go.
Everybody back beyond the line!
- [Prisoner] We're
behind the damn line!
[gun clicking]
- Deputy Chief Sullivan, sign
here for receipt of prisoners.
- It's always a pleasure
to see your pretty face.
[suspenseful music]
- Wish I could say the same.
- Get in line, you.
[suspenseful music]
- Oh, God, it's
lovely coming here.
Renews my faith in humanity.
- Well, you know, humanity
ain't that bad, Teegs.
Just gotta get
reacquainted with it.
- Don't hold your breath.
[Wilson laughs]
You wouldn't believe the line
he tried on me back there!
- Hey, what's with
the cold here anyway?
- Sub-zero temperature, 24/7.
Three minutes out there and
you're intergalactic popsicle.
- Well, can I have my coat back?
- No.
Come on, butthole!
- You know anything about him?
- No, you wanna check the DR?
- No, I hate lists and
inmate troublemakers.
Anyway, once we unload them,
they're not my problem.
- That's right.
- Give me five minutes
to change, okay?
[suspenseful music]
- Alpha Four is a unique step
in the federation prison system.
Inmates not capable
of rehabilitation
have the rare opportunity
to work with us on behavior
modification research.
Strict confinement is what
you can look forward to
during your stay
here, gentlemen.
All of your personal
belongings will be destroyed
NID implantation is
the proven method
to prevent escape.
Remotely activated, you will
be biologically terminated,
on an individual or group basis.
At any time or place
and distance, up
to 300 kilometers.
Beyond that, there is
a safe guard perimeter
of 12 satellites that will
automatically activate.
You may notice that there
are no bars on your cells.
If in the event--
- If in the event any of you men
try to remove yourself
from your cells,
blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
[prisoners laughing]
[metal clanging]
That man is a liar!
- Yeah, yeah!
- He's just tryin'
to brainwash us!
I've had to heard this speech
927 times!
- You said it, brother!
- And nothin' has ever happened!
Never!
Take arms, brother,
[loud buzzing]
for today, A4 is ours!
- All right, let's do it!
- [Prisoner] Go for it!
[loud beeping]
- See?
[laser charging]
This whole NID thing
is a bunch of bull--
[loud whooshing]
[prisoner screams]
- Oh, that's cold!
[warden laughs]
- And vegetarian meals
are, of course, optional.
[buzzing]
Let's go.
[buzzing]
[beeping]
[mechanical whirring]
[loud clicking]
[prisoner grunts]
- Mr. A1, what did
you do to get in here?
- Everything, all right?
- Don't worry, little man.
It's better than sex.
[loud clicking]
[mechanical whirring]
[beeping]
- Oh, come on, A1.
I really must know
for your sake.
What was your heinous crime?
Did you kill a man?
Rape or pillage?
Or did you just bite off
more than you could chew?
- I faked some bank accounts
and made some early
withdrawals, all right?
- Precious lamb.
I tremble for you.
- Now that hurt
like a son of a--
- I just tremble for you.
[suspenseful music]
[mechanical whirring]
[beeping]
- Move it along!
You're holding up the
line and I don't like it!
- Looks like he got
something in his tooth, sir.
- Afraid he's gonna
bite you to death?
You take care of it!
I've gotta check out
something on level four.
- Yes, sir.
[beeping]
- You know, there's
been a mistake.
I'm A1, not A4 at all.
I'm not supposed to be here!
I don't know what rank
you are or anything,
but if you could check for me--
[gun clicks]
- Shut up!
- I don't know about you
but this looks a little funny.
- What's everybody's so
uptight about here anyway?
You know, morale is
extremely low, everyone's got
their knickers in a twist--
- I said, shut up!
- Hey, watch it!
[loud thudding]
- What do you think?
[loud thudding]
[suspenseful music]
[beeping]
[loud slapping]
Say ah!
- Ah!
- You stupid ass.
[guard grunts]
- Move out of the way!
[guard grunting]
Red one!
[thrilling music]
[guard grunting]
- I feel right now
that I'm [mumbles].
[loud thudding]
[prisoners yelling]
[beeping]
- [Prisoner] Come
on, man, let's go.
[guards yelling]
[guns firing]
[men yelling]
- [Villum] Let the
games commence.
[electrical whirring]
- My God!
- The system is down!
The system's down!
Freedom!
[prisoners cheering]
- What the hell
is going on here?
- There's a virus,
sir, in the computer.
It's damaging all our codes
but it seemed to have
another purpose as well.
[thrilling music]
[loud thudding]
- [Villum] Come on,
on your feet, soldier.
- [Riley] Stay, stay, stay.
- Mr. A1, are you familiar
with the board game chess?
- Yes.
- Good, Mr. A1, and what
happens to aggressive pawns
early on in the game?
[stammers]
[chuckles]
The little ones.
They're expendable.
[laser firing loudly]
[thrilling music]
- [Riley] Expendable?
Oh, you need a life, I've got
my whole life in front of me!
- What a tragedy.
And you would have made
such a lovely couple.
- [Riley] Well, I
guess we'll never know
now that you've killed him.
- Good answer.
Guns, guns, guns.
Your move, Mr. A1.
[prisoners yelling]
[suspenseful music]
- Oh, this is so bad!
[suspenseful music]
[loud punching]
[guns firing]
[suspenseful music]
[prisoners yelling]
[guns firing]
[guards yelling]
Oh, hello, Satan, yes!
The accommodations
are just perfect here!
I'm gonna miss you, man.
[suspenseful music]
[prisoners yelling]
[metal clanking]
- [Man] Knock it off down there!
[alarm blaring]
[men yelling]
- What the hell's going on?
- I don't know, maybe
some kind of drill.
- Too good to be true.
[men yelling]
[electronic beeping]
[thrilling music]
[men yelling]
[guns firing]
- Security, Chief Sullivan.
Request status report.
Do you copy?
[men yelling]
[laser guns firing]
[prisoners cheering]
- Go!
[laser guns firing]
[men yelling]
- [Villum] All right, you ready?
[laser guns firing]
- You're lucky.
You're already dead.
- Come on, we gotta
go, we gotta go!
We got a schedule to keep!
- I'm on cell level five!
You copy?
[grumbles loudly]
[suspenseful music]
- Did you come all the way downhere just to dance with me?
[laughs]
Do-si-do.
[whimpers fearfully]
[suspenseful music]
- Never thought it be like this.
Okay, Riley, okay.
[pants heavily]
Oh, my God.
One minute, you wake
up, room service,
the next minute, this!
[prisoners chuckling]
[whimpering]
- No violence, I'll take that.
Let me lead.
[prisoners laughing]
[Sullivan yells]
- No!
- Okay, don't wait!
[Riley whimpers]
[suspenseful music]
- Well, look what we got here.
[prisoner yelling]
[loud thudding]
- [Larden] Funny boy!
[spitting loudly]
[laser gun fires]
Laugh, it's funny!
- [Villum] Talk to
the crowd, big boys,
time for some fresh air!
[wind howling]
[suspenseful music]
- There's an alarm
in decon, sir.
The whole system's overloading.
We can't hold it together.
- Well, you had better
hold it together
as long as you can!
Issue Contingency Red!
Withdraw all officers to
security installations.
What about cryo?
- [Computer Tech] All life
support systems are down.
They'll be dead in minutes.
[prisoner whimpers]
[wind howling]
[suspenseful music]
[electricity exploding]
- [Villum] Run for the
edge, it's a long way down!
- Okay, we got three minutes!
Three minutes!
- All right, let's just
move, I hate the cold!
- Come on, let's go!
[electricity exploding]
[suspenseful music]
[metal clanking]
[men groaning]
- They're all dead.
[laser gun fires]
- Get back, Warden!
[electricity exploding]
[electrical noises
drown out men talking]
- I'm gonna find my brother
while he's still alive!
[electrical noises
drown out men talking]
- Not him!
It ain't him!
30 seconds!
[suspenseful music]
[electricity exploding]
- I suggest we get inside
before your old willy
looks like a sack of buttons.
[laughs]
[suspenseful music]
[electrical noises
drown out men talking]
[electrical whirring]
- Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoa!
[electricity exploding]
- [Larden] Wait, hold on!
Stop!
- Larden do his job?
- [Tibuck] Come on, man!
- The design on the
chip was beautiful.
- [McMasters] Close the door.
- What?
- Close the door!
[electric whirring]
- He's your brother,
he'll freeze out there.
- My half brother.
Half dead, half alive.
- Go ahead, man, I'll
catch up with you.
- [Villum] We'll meet
you in the armory.
- Hey, hey!
[electricity exploding]
- Damn, that's cold.
[suspenseful music]
- Hey!
Hey!
Hey, open the door!
Help me!
Please!
Open the door,
please, come on, man!
I did my job!
Come on, it's cold!
Open the door!
Please!
[suspenseful music]
- You reach anybody?
- Communication's
negative on all levels.
[suspenseful music]
[grunting]
Oh, damn!
- Christ!
We better get back to the ship.
Forget everything else.
- What makes you think
it's still there?
- You wanna stick around here?
Have you got a better idea?
- No.
Look.
I don't know what we're
dealing with out there.
But I think we should split up.
At least that way one of us hasa chance to make it through.
- Right.
Sounds good.
- Look, Teegs.
Be careful.
[dramatic music]
- [Villum] He was on the team.
- [Prisoner] We're
free, man, we're free!
- He's all yours.
- Yeah!
- We didn't need him anymore.
[grunts]
[bones break loudly]
- Just like ridin' a bicycle.
[suspenseful music]
- Daddy's home, baby.
Daddy's home.
[suspenseful music]
[soft beeping]
- Voice activation.
Prepare to launch
escape vehicle.
Record log entry.
Main computer down, extreme
casualties anticipated,
both inmate and
security personnel.
Please send aid with
all possible speed!
[suspenseful music]
[loud punching]
[grunting]
Launch escape vehicle!
- [Computer] Access denied.
[clapping]
- That was a terrific
performance, Warden.
No, really, it really was great!
Wasn't that nice?
- Oh, absolutely.
But look at you, all cleaned
up and nowhere to go.
- Don't you know me?
[suspenseful music]
- McMasters.
- Very good!
And I think that belongs to me.
- You'll have to kill me first.
- Oh, honey, now.
You're already dead.
- I don't know what you
gentlemen are intending,
but no one has ever
escaped Alpha Four.
[stammers] Even with the mayday,
it will just buy you
a couple of hours.
[Villum laughs]
Why not
give yourselves up now and,
I'll appeal for
unlimited clemency!
- Clemency?
Clemency.
- Clemency?
That's good!
- I don't know what that means.
[suspenseful music]
May I?
Thank you.
Cut yourself shaving?
Did it hurt?
- I'm telling you,
he will kill you all,
he is completely insane!
[loud slapping]
Ow!
- Not completely.
[breathes shakily]
But he's still young.
[laughs]
- Please don't hurt me.
I can be of help to you!
I can help you!
- He's got all
the help he needs!
[suspenseful music]
- Well, there's our pilot!
Is the ship locked down?
- I took care of Teegs,
don't worry about her.
Besides, the ship
won't fly without this.
[men laughing]
- This looks like we
don't need you anymore.
- [sobs] Please don't hurt me.
I beg you!
- He's beggin'.
- He's beggin'!
- I beg you! [sobs]
- Come on.
Beg some more.
- You're beggin'.
- Please.
[suspenseful music]
- Excuse us one second.
- What do you think?
- Well, what are you hopin' for?
- [McMasters] How about sushi?
- Oh, sashimi!
- [McMasters] Sashimi!
[sword slashing]
[loud screaming]
[loud squelching]
[metal clanking]
[suspenseful music]
- Baby girls, baby girls!
[chuckles] You are so beautiful.
Come on, baby, come on.
That's my girl.
- [McMasters] I
don't believe this.
This was supposed
to be taken care of.
The outer perimeter
is still operational.
- [Wilson] I thought you guys
had all of this worked out.
- [laughs] Oh, that half brotherof mine is lucky he's dead.
The virus canceled
the interior security
but the exterior perimeter
is still operational.
- And what does
that mean, exactly?
- It means my neck implant
will still be operational
when I hit the perimeter.
- Aye!
And I thought this
was a wee thing!
Now, you weren't plannin' on
leavin' us all behind here,
like you did your
dearly departed half
brother now were you?
[suspenseful music]
I thought you planned everything
in that genius
little head of yours.
[suspenseful music]
- Villum.
Did it ever occur to you
that you might begin to sound
a little ungrateful?
[suspenseful music]
Do you actually think
that I would put all this energy
into a plan and
not have a back-up?
- Oh, don't tease me, McMasters.
[suspenseful music]
You had better find
us a way outta here.
[suspenseful music]
[beeping]
- Hello?
[playful music]
Hello?
Anybody here?
[playful music]
You had to rob another bank,
you moron!
[gun clicks]
Looks like it was
a hell of a party.
[suspenseful music]
Guns.
[wind howling]
- Welcome to my humble abode!
- Smells like victory.
- Boy, my boy, you did it.
- [Wilson] What is that?
- That is a Mark C-52.
See, just one of
these will blow a hole
in the side of a skyscraper
the size of a house, my boy.
- Yeah, whatever.
Just don't forget about my cut.
[soft slapping]
[suspenseful music]
- [McMasters] Cool it or
you'll lose your head!
- All right, man.
[men chuckling softly]
- A cluster used in
the proper sequence,
capable of destroying a city.
Or an asteroid planet.
See, before this place
was home sweet home,
it used to be a minin' town.
They used to blow holes
in it day in and day out.
- That's right.
- Whew.
The militia, fellas,
is my life.
Hey, Wilson!
Time to go to work, my brother.
- All right, let's
get outta here.
- You kids go ahead,
I'll catch up.
[electric whirring]
- [Teegs] I thought they'd
get through to somebody.
[suspenseful music]
[soft beeping]
How the hell does
this thing work?
- [Wilson] What are
you guys planning?
- [Tibuck] So how far we
gonna carry these babies?
- How long is it gonna take
for you to orchestrate
these charges?
- I can do it as fast
as it needs to be done.
Timer's already set.
- We just need a location.
- C'mere.
Now, if you were gonna
blow this place up,
where do you think the most
vulnerable point could be?
Don't hurt yourself.
Time's up!
You see,
this whole place is powered
by a nuclear reactor.
Get it?
Let's go.
- [Tibuck] Man, are you stupid.
[suspenseful music]
- I feel like a kiddie
in a candy store.
[gun clicks]
- Interesting.
[grunting]
[yelling]
[laughs]
Okay, I don't know
if you realize
what's goin' on here, pops,
but I am not the enemy.
[prisoner grunts]
[laughing]
Think about it!
That's a knife, I have a gun!
Get that outta my face!
[loud grunting]
[thrilling music]
Okay, all right, look.
Let's talk about this
for a second, all right?
Because there's no
reason for there
to be any hostility between us!
[prisoner laughs]
Oh, man.
[yelling]
I hope that's not rusty
'cause I have not had
a tetanus shot in years!
[yelling]
[grunting]
[Riley breathing heavily]
Oh, that's definitely
gonna bruise.
Been great workin' with ya.
[wind howling]
[suspenseful music]
[soft beeping]
[suspenseful music]
[buzzing]
- Reactor door opening.
Temperature L minus 41.
Reactor door sealed.
Reactor core stable.
[suspenseful music]
[soft beeping]
- [Teegs] Got it!
Mayday, mayday,
this is Alpha Four.
Can anybody read me?
[door creaking]
Dammit, come in!
- You lost, little girl?
- You still a long way
from Grandma's house.
[gun exploding]
[glass breaking]
[Teegs yelling]
[loud thudding]
[grunting]
- Hold it.
- Oh, I need a new job.
[suspenseful music]
- We got a lot of
work to do here.
- Well, you know how I
despise a dirty house.
Besides, I need the exercise.
- Never underestimate a woman.
- All right.
[thrilling music]
[grunting]
[metal clanking]
[suspenseful music]
[footsteps clanking]
- Hey, wait, thank
God it's you, I--
[loud punching]
[Riley yelling]
My nose!
The hell of a second
impression you're making.
- And it's what I
should've made sooner!
- [Riley] What are you crazy?
Put the gun down, all right?
Just don't point it at me.
- Meow!
- Look out!
[thrilling music]
[gun clicks]
[gun firing]
[Villum growls]
[thrilling music]
[metal clanking]
[Teegs yelling]
[Riley yelling]
- Was that you, A1?
[suspenseful music]
Here, puss!
Kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty!
[suspenseful music]
Don't you just hate
it when that happens?
[sword swishing]
[Riley sneezes]
[gun firing]
[tank exploding]
[Villum screams]
[suspenseful music]
- Kill me quick,
that's all I ask!
- I'm not gonna kill
you but he will!
[Villum screams]
Come on, help me
with this shaft.
- You'll never get it open.
I already tried!
[Teegs grunts]
[metal creaking]
I probably loosened that.
[Villum screams]
- It's an airlock
or a trash chute.
- Ugh, I guess we
can rule out airlock!
Ugh!
- Ladies first?
- [Riley] Not today.
[Riley and Teegs screaming]
[thrilling music]
[suspenseful music]
- Whew!
Well done, A1!
Always protect your queen.
You are one dead
mother's little helper.
[metal clanks]
- Wilson, what's your
status, talk to me.
- [Wilson] Tibuck's
in the reactor.
He's layin' the explosives now.
- This little piggy
had roast beef,
this little piggy had none.
Now this little piggy
killed a lot of people,
just 'cause he
wanted to have fun.
[rhythmic dinging]
[playful music]
[water dripping faintly]
- [Teegs] Ugh,
I'm gonna be sick.
- This'll be the place to do it.
[spits loudly]
We haven't even been introduced.
My friends call me Riley.
Ow!
God, you know, I think
you already broke
my nose back there.
You know,
it's times like this
when I sit and I wonder,
"When was my last
hepatitis shot?"
- Oh, stop whining.
- I'm not whining!
I'm a pacifist!
- You're a convict!
- No, I'm a thief.
I'm a damn good one.
All I ever sold was a little
information that was insured.
Personally, I'm starting
to find all this violence
a little unsettling.
- And I'm supposed to
buy that boy scout story?
- Look, lady, I don't care
what you buy, all right?
I just know that the only way
we're gonna get
out of this thing
is if we work together
a little bit, all right?
Hey, I saved your
life up there, okay?
- You saved my life?
- [scoffs] Look, I don't
wanna argue this, okay?
Just let's get back to your
ship and get outta here.
- Well, what do you think
I've been trying to do?
I'm surprised they
haven't taken it.
This must be the slowest
escape in history.
- Hey, you know somethin'?
I was thinkin' about that.
If they're still here, they're
still here for a reason.
I saw their head honcho,
he's a guy with a
very serious mission.
Think his name is...
- McMasters.
- McGillicutty or McDougall or--
- McMasters.
- No, no, no.
Wait a minute, I remember.
McMasters.
- Yeah!
He was an inmate locked in cryo.
- Yeah, well, somebody
defrosted him.
Oh, and another thing,
your buddy Wilson?
He's in on it with 'em.
- What?
- How do you even plan
on gettin' off
this iceberg, huh?
Hey.
Do I have something stuck
in this tooth right here?
[wind howling]
[lightning flashes]
- There she is!
Bertha Ray, Bertha Ray!
[thrilling music]
- How you doin' there, fly boy?
- Look, convict, this
doesn't concern you.
Come on, move on.
- Oh, no, no, I
gotta get off here
and you're gonna
help me or else.
- Look, man, move on, all right?
[thrilling music]
[prisoner laughs maniacally]
- Oh, shit!
Hey, is he dead, man?
- He's dead, man! [chuckles]
- You killed him?
- I killed him, man!
He's dead, he's dead, man!
- You killed the pilot! [laughs]
- I killed the pilot, man!
- You killed the pilot?
You killed the only pilot?
[bones breaking]
Shit.
[suspenseful music]
[wind howling]
[lightning flashes]
- Anyway, as I was saying,
[grunts] McMasters is
the worst of the worst.
He worked for 12 years as
an undercover detective
on [mumbles] Two and he
was dirty from day one.
- Dirty cops, nothin' special.
I knew a guy--
- He was!
The department had been
tracking a serial murderer,
a crazy pattern killer.
Only killed off world
tourists around holidays.
- Festive.
- Yeah, real festive.
Then the computer
red flagged him.
Seemed he always took a few
days off after each murder.
- So it wasn't R&R?
- No.
To follow the corpses home.
He was packing the
bodies full of dope
after they left the coroner's,
killing two birds
with one stone.
- Yeah, well, [clears
throat], you know,
when you think about the high
price of luggage nowadays,
smart guy.
- Yeah.
Yeah, he is real smart.
Used to be a whiz
with the gigabytes!
- [scoffs] Excuse me?
- Good on computer?
[scoffs] Funny, in the
end, it was a computer
that really got him.
He couldn't stand it that
he was nailed by a machine.
Does it sound familiar?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
Where the hell in this
prison are we anyway?
- Well, it's a trash
chute incinerator.
- Incinerator?
- [scoffs] It's all
right, don't worry.
They haven't been
functional in years.
[loud rattling]
Whoops.
[thrilling music]
[fire blazing]
Riley!
Hold on!
[Riley and Teegs yelling]
- [Riley] Oh, no, hold on!
[Riley and Teegs yelling]
[thrilling music]
- [McMasters] Time
to make the call.
[suspenseful music]
- [Tibuck] Hey,
we got a problem.
- Yes, I know, I can't find
a drop of vodka anywhere
on this godforsaken planet.
- You don't understand,
we got a problem.
- Well, let's hear it.
- It's Wilson.
He's dead.
- Dead?
- Dead, dead, as in not alive,
dead.
- No, no.
That's definitely dead.
Hmm.
We got a problem. [chuckles]
The pilot.
The other pilot.
- Teegs?
- Teegs?
- She's still alive?
- Well, let's just hope
I didn't throw the kitty
out in the kitty litter.
I'll shut down the system.
- Go, go help him.
Go, now.
I think I remember that name.
[thrilling music]
[Riley and Teegs yelling]
- [Teegs] Riley!
[Riley and Teegs yelling]
[fire blazing]
[loud whirring]
[loud rumbling]
- Sir, Alpha Four's
com-sat is online.
Receiving now.
- Admiral, what a surprise.
How's the little woman?
- McMasters, I should've known.
All right, what's
going on out there?
- Haven't you heard?
I'm the new sheriff in town.
- Enough.
- You know that it's
federation policy
not to negotiate with criminals.
- You see, this just
isn't any situation.
I got enough C-52 to
blow up this whole rock.
Now, if you wanna prevent
that from happening,
I suggest you send
me a Class A fighter
in the next four hours.
- McMasters.
- I believe that's a check.
[suspenseful music]
It's your move.
- No.
You're goddamn bluffing.
- Sir.
I'm afraid it's not so simple.
- [Lieutenant] What do you mean?
- Before it was a prison,
A4 was a mining colony,
mostly producing nitronium ore.
The dispersion of
this particular matter
could be disastrous.
According to my data, sir,
if that asteroid goes,
it'll leave behind a cloud
of radioactive debris
that will fall on
Centauri Three,
which has three
billion inhabitants.
[suspenseful music]
- Christ.
- Do you think
McMasters is serious?
- He's serious.
And warped enough to do it.
- Sir, we've been picking
up signals all day.
We believe the crew of
Bertha Ray are still on A4.
- So they still may be alive?
[suspenseful music]
- [sighs] Cannot
affect my decision.
[Riley and Teegs
breathing tiredly]
- You okay?
- Yeah.
I got sort of sharp
pain in my, ugh!
Yeah.
Your flight pin, I found it.
- Oh, keep it as a souvenir.
Come on, let's dig.
- Wait, look, look.
There it is.
- [Teegs] Wait!
[door creaking]
Oh!
Well, could be better,
could be worse!
- Gotta be better
than the last one.
- [Teegs] Ugh, very pleasant!
- [Riley] You know,
from this angle,
you remind me of my ex-wife.
[wind howling]
She really broke my
heart, obviously.
I've been in therapy for years.
Hold on a second--
- Well, it didn't help much,
did it?
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait a sec, wait.
Oh.
Is that you?
- It's your foot.
- Too bad.
All right, let's just take
this from the top again.
They definitely came
here with a purpose.
They broke out McMasters,
and they're not leavin'.
- Yeah.
- Why do we care?
- I care because of what
McMasters might be planning.
He's perverse and brilliant.
And you care because I care!
- You know, you have
beautiful bone structure.
- [sighs] Riley, you made me
smile once, it was a fluke.
- I'm sorry, I'm just trying
to connect here.
- Just don't push it!
- What is it with you?
Who's pissin' on your parade?
- Nobody!
- Nobody.
So you do have a heart
in there after all.
Maybe it's just a
little tattered.
Did you love him?
- I married him.
He was a smuggler on
the side, small time.
I never knew it until
afterwards, of course.
- [Riley] Afterwards?
What happened?
- Oh, a package of T virus.
He was running for
some black marketeers,
it split open during a mission.
Killed everyone in 20 minutes.
Passengers, crew.
- [Riley] And him?
- Stupid schmuck.
- Sorry.
- Oh.
Again with the sorrys, Riley?
Come on, let's get moving.
Get to Bertha Ray
before they do.
- All right.
So where do you get these
pants with all the pockets?
- Just shut up!
[wind howling]
[beeping]
I almost feel her!
Once we get past that perimeter,
we can signal the patrol
and off we go to freedom!
- Mother--
Shoot!
- What?
- The implant!
My head will explode
before we clear the base!
- You got implanted?
- You think they
give you a choice?
It's not like they
let you decide
if you wanna have a
huge needle slammed
into your neck or not.
Go, save yourself, all right?
There's nothing you can do.
Not like there's nobody
who can stay here
and help me survive
in this hellhole.
- Spare me the [mumbles], Riley!
- Oh, I'm sure I'll be okay.
[Teegs groans]
I can probably live off
the decaying carcasses
of murdered inmates!
And if I don't make it,
it's not like you stuck
the knife in yourself.
- Let's think.
There must be a way around this.
If I could access the
main computer station,
then I could probablydeactivate the perimeter field.
- You're diggin' me, don't ya?
- Just shut up.
Let's get a move on the
main computer relays.
They're on level four.
[soft clapping]
[suspenseful music]
- Touching.
Alluring.
- Hi.
- Amazing.
- No, really, it was
beautiful!
- Shall we hug?
- Definitely.
- [Riley] Oh, boy!
[loud whooshing]
- Oh, Riley.
- This is insane!
- Two's always twice the fun.
- Yeah!
[slapping]
- Wake up!
We're in trouble!
- That's new.
Ugh!
Couldn't I have just
stayed unconscious?
- Not unless death sounds
like a pleasant holiday.
- Gotcha.
[metal clanking]
[groaning]
- You're the thief,
open the lock.
- You know, the term thief,
it's a little too
vague nowadays.
See, I don't pick locks.
I'm not a second story man,
I'm not a safe cracker,
I steal information.
See, if there are little
bits of information
trapped inside a computer,
I'd have us out in a minute
but this, it's
not my department.
- Perfect, I'm shackled to a
thief who can't pick a lock.
- You know what?
Maybe you can fly a big
ship, you can shoot a big gun
and you can probably kick my
ass but you know somethin'?
It doesn't make you a
good person, all right?
You just knock it
off with the insults!
I have played straight with
you from the very beginning.
Hey, you know what?
Maybe you could do
the same with me!
- [growls] Go, tiger.
[Riley and Teegs chuckling]
- Sorry.
Tend to lose it when
I'm scared to death.
- That we all.
[dramatic music]
- You think maybe we
get a last request?
- Down, tiger.
[suspenseful music]
[whirring]
[beeping]
- [Villum] No matter how small,every creature has his day.
- [laughs] 'Attaboy, Admiral.
Then again, you
always were caught
between pathetic
compassion for others
and that code of
honor you live by.
I, on the other hand,
really don't give a damn.
All right.
Here's what I want.
On the ship, I want
a top flight crew,
full arsenal and best of all,
I want you, Admiral.
- Never!
- Never say never.
[laughs evilly]
- You selfless little bastard.
So all alone and
so far from home.
- There she is!
The Condor's the most
sophisticated observatory
that's ever been created by man.
- [Villum] And at
10 billion dollars,
certainly the most expensive.
- 11 million, to be exact.
- And how you plannin' on
dividin' that three ways?
- We'll work it out.
Tibuck's late.
Go find him.
[dramatic music]
[loud rumbling]
- Ransom?
Are they stupid?
They wouldn't even
be able to get away.
- Right.
Even with a fast ship, they'll
never escape the whole fleet.
- So maybe they're planning
something even worse.
You and I are the only ones
who are in a
position to find out.
What am I talking about?
Why do I even care?
- You're just a late bloomer.
Everyone has a conscience.
- Even McMasters?
[footsteps thumping]
- Looky here, looky here.
[suspenseful music]
Pretty little thing.
Man wants you on deck.
[moaning]
- The pipe is loose [mumbles].
- Look, I'd like to
stay and watch the show.
- One...
- Can we make it five?
- But we gots to go.
- I'm kinda diggin'
this part of the plan.
- [moans] Two...
- I said now!
[gun clicks]
- Three.
[yelling]
[metal clanking]
[grunting]
[thrilling music]
- Okay.
Get the keys.
- No, you get it.
[groans]
[loud splatting]
[wind howling]
[suspenseful music]
- [McMasters On Radio]
Villum, have you found him?
- Yes, I found him.
They're not here
and Tibuck's dead.
[beeping]
- [coughs] Dead?
Can't take me out that easy.
- So you are all right?
What happened?
- Riley [coughs] and
Teegs closed on me
with the handcuffs.
- Let me see.
You all right?
[Tibuck coughs]
- Riley is now mine.
[thrilling music]
[Tibucks gagging]
- Don't fight it.
Don't look at me.
Don't!
[suspenseful music]
No hard feelings.
- [Teegs] Stop
complaining, Riley.
- [Riley] Oh, man,
I gotta find a sink
or a wet nap or somethin'.
- Just lick it off
and shut up.
- Okay, Miss Brilliant
Ideas, what's the plan?
- Well, we've gotta find
out what McMasters is up to.
It's the only way
we'll get outta here.
- Well, he's got a
bunch of explosives
and I think he's just gonnaplan to blow the whole place up.
- Well, why didn't
you tell me that?
- [Riley] You didn't ask.
- [Teegs] Where is it planted?
- Wait a minute, what
about my implant?
- Dammit, Riley, talk to me!
- How should I know?
You're the expert,
you figure out where--
- Just let me think.
Okay, if it was me...
- Ow!
- If it was me, I would put them
close to the power source.
Of course, the nuclear reactor!
All right, let's see if
that will take us there.
- Hey, Sergeant York, wait
a second, what about me?
- There won't be any you unlesswe get to the explosives.
- Right.
- [Teegs] Now, come on!
Stop whining.
- I'm not whining.
We're so lost, this whole
place looks the same to me.
Who designed this thing--
[gun firing]
How the hell did you
know where we are?
[thrilling music]
[gun firing]
You're the one with the
gun, you get in front!
- Okay!
Don't tell me what to do.
- Fine, just do it!
[gun clicks]
[gun fires]
- [Teegs] Look through the hole.
- No, you look through the hole.
- I can't, I have a gun!
- That's a lame excuse.
[thrilling music]
[loud thudding]
[grunting]
- Riley!
Riley, hold on!
Don't let him get you!
Oh, no!
[cement breaking loudly]
- Well, hello there, Mr. A1.
Welcome to the land
of the conscious.
You don't look so good.
You feelin' all right?
Not gonna hurl on me, are you?
Stay with me.
That's it, stay with me.
I liked you.
I really did.
I was even thinkin'
to take you with me.
We got a nice little game going
and you had to go and change
the rules, didn't you?
I kept you alive, I did
what I said I was gonna do.
Isn't it exhilarating to kiss
death right on the lips, hm?
- Where's Teegs?
- Well, we captured her.
Your queen is ours.
Now what did George
say to Gracie?
- Goodnight?
- Mm, very good, Mr. A1!
Take a short breath.
[loud thudding]
- [McMasters] Deactivate
the perimeter field.
Now.
- What about Riley?
- Riley?
Now, who's Riley?
- A1.
- Oh, A1 has a name!
Well, Miss Teegs, we
have gone out of our way
to make sure that Mr.
Riley's accommodations
are quite comfortable.
If you prefer that I
downgrade his situation,
I'd be more than
happy to oblige.
[suspenseful music]
- Ow!
The hell?
[coughing]
Come on.
Deep flight pin.
Come on.
Come on, Riley.
Come on, just pretend
it's a little mainframe.
Come on!
God?
God, if you get me out ofthis, I will never drink again.
[grunts] Come on.
Help, I can't get boxed!
[grunts]
[loud whirring]
[coughs loudly]
[pants heavily]
Wonder where I
can get some vodka
out of this godforsaken iceberg.
Martini?
[beeping]
[keyboard clacking]
- It's no longer a question
of turning off the perimeter.
The problem is to make
sure that it stays off
until we're out of range.
- [McMasters] Never say never.
[laughs]
You see, because
when the Admiral comes
I wanna tell him what a
good girl you've been.
You know the Admiral, don't you?
Daddy?
- Admiral Teegs has such
a lovely ring to it,
don't you think?
[suspenseful music]
- Looks like someone's
gonna have to play the hero.
Let's see a show of hands.
[thrilling music]
[metal door clanking]
- Finished.
It just has to power down.
- Condor will be in capture
point in 22 minutes.
[beeping]
[suspenseful music]
- Right.
We got movement!
Someone's heading
for the reactor.
[beeping]
- How can that be?
- [Riley] How you doin', fellas?
Just gettin' a little
bit of air. [coughs]
A little claustrophobic
in there!
- It seems Mr. Riley did not
approve of his accommodations.
- No gun fire in the reactor.
You gotta take him
out empty hands.
- Why is it suddenly I feel
like your half brother?
What about her?
- Jealous?
- She's doin' the
driving, Villum.
We'll be here when you get back.
[suspenseful music]
- Roger than and hope to die.
[footsteps thumping]
[whirring]
[beeping]
[thrilling music]
[wind howling]
- Hello?
- Reactor door opening.
- Anybody home?
- [Computer] Temperature L-40.
[whirring]
[buzzing]
Reactor door sealed.
- I hate this.
Okay.
What am I lookin' for?
[suspenseful music]
Now what do we have here?
Now that looks bad.
Okay.
Study computers at home
and you're guaranteed
the career of a lifetime.
I definitely
watched too much TV.
[suspenseful music]
[sword swishing]
'Kay, let's see what else the
Easter Bunny has left for us.
Oh, boy, this just
gets better and better.
[suspenseful music]
All right.
I knew this was
going too smoothly.
All right, red is
hot, blue is grounded.
Or blue is hot
and red is ground.
[suspenseful music]
Come on.
Come on.
Here we go.
[loud rumbling]
- We'll wait for instructions.
[gun clicking]
- Oh, we'll get her, sir.
- She's gonna be all right, sir.
[loud booming]
[suspenseful music]
- Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, look.
We can't go anywhere
without this.
You know what this is?
Wilson?
Remember?
- Go to hell.
- [chuckles] Oh,
that really hurt.
That one got me.
[Teegs grunts]
[whirring]
- Whew, yeah!
Beginning to look a
lot like Christmas!
[wind howling]
[suspenseful music]
[thrilling music]
- Oh, man, I don't
have time for this!
- Mr. Riley, I believe
you already checked.
[sword swishing]
- Hey, it's not fair unlesseverybody's got the same pieces.
- [Villum] Nice
catch, Mr. Riley.
[Teegs grunts]
[suspenseful music]
- [Villum] You got less than
three minutes, Mr. Riley.
What do you say we get it on?
[sword swishing]
- Great, 'course you
got the good sword!
- Your move.
[Riley yelling]
- How did I know you'd
go straight for my ass?
- [Villum] What else
would you have in mind?
[Riley yelling]
[thrilling music]
[swords clashing]
[men yelling]
- Why don't you lose
the pussy swords
and we'll fight
this out like men?
[swords swishing]
[Riley yelling]
[thrilling music]
[loud thudding]
- Prepare for pain.
[loud thudding]
[grunting]
Now what do you
suggest we do, Mr. Ri--
[Riley groans]
- Let's have a little fun!
- That's very good, Mr. Riley.
Do you do mime?
- No.
You got to admit, I
got a lot of balls.
[thrilling music]
[Villum yelling]
[loud booming]
- All right.
That's one less problem.
- You hope.
What about the Admiral's
battle cruiser?
- The Admiral's battleship
is not a problem.
[chuckles] Especially
with Daddy's little girl
sittin' next to me here.
I'm gonna use you to
secure a Condor Project.
- [Teegs] And Riley?
- Forget the past, Teegs.
He's dead!
- [Riley] Hero stunt's gettin'
way out of control! [groans]
[suspenseful music]
[gun clicks]
[loud rumbling]
- I would like some assurance
that you won't
detonate the charges
upon your retreat.
- What's the matter, Admiral?
Don't you trust me?
Or
should I say us?
- Jessie?
- I'm okay.
Listen, he's got the
main controls on him.
If you fire on us, he
will detonate the charges.
- Looks like you've
raised a very bright
young woman here, Admiral.
- But if you use full fire power
and blow us out of the sky,
there's not a thing he can do!
- Bright but impetuous.
[suspenseful music]
[chuckles] So what
is it, Admiral?
Huh?
Gonna stay here or
you want another hit?
- [Admiral On Radio] What
are your instructions?
- [chuckles] That's better.
Just hold your position,
I'll get back to you.
[suspenseful music]
Hit it!
[loud rumbling]
[dramatic music]
[beeping]
All right!
Intercept with the Condor
Project in three minutes.
Looks like all the hard
work's gonna pay off.
[suspenseful music]
[loud rumbling]
There it is.
- Oh, my God.
You're going to
detonate A4 anyway.
- That's right.
You'll learn to appreciate
me after a while.
[suspenseful music]
I'm a hell of a crook. [laughs]
[loud thudding]
- Riley!
- He's a big son of
a bitch, isn't he?
Went down like a
ton of bricks, too!
I like that, especially
this part right here.
- It's about damn time!
[screaming]
- I understand
that you're upset.
I'm not gonna bite
you, all right?
Okay, sorry about the gun.
[yelling]
[thrilling music]
- Stupid dick.
[metal clanging]
- [Teegs] Come on.
Deactivate, come on!
- Come on!
- Wrong move.
[loud thudding]
[grunting]
- [Teegs] Riley!
- Lawyer!
- [Teegs] Sorry, Riley.
[fire blazing]
[beeping]
- Perimeter ring
is reactivated.
Warning, perimeter
ring is reactivated.
- Riley!
[electric buzzing]
Yes!
[fire blazing]
- Just making this
hard on yourself!
[yelling]
[thrilling music]
- [Teegs] Riley!
[metal clanging]
- Give it up!
[yelling]
- [Teegs] Come on, Riley, we
have to get to the shuttle!
The Bertha Ray's gonna blow!
- Take us out to maximum
holding distance.
Bring all weapon
systems to full power.
- Sir?
- Just do it, Lieutenant!
- [Lieutenant] Yes, sir.
[thrilling music]
- I gotta separate the
shuttle from Bertha Ray
but do not leave.
Can you deactivate them?
- Deactivate them?
- I reactivated
them, my mistake.
- Ugh, I can try.
- Sir, the weapons are engaged
and we're prepared to fire.
[suspenseful music]
- How you doin'?
- You're way too good to me.
Nearly there.
[loud rumbling]
The hell was that?
- We're approaching
the parameter.
- Almost half done--
[grunting]
[rapid beeping]
The implant! [mumbles]
- No!
[loud rumbling]
- [Teegs] Forget the NID, we
have to separate the shuttle!
- Perimeter approaching
a thousand kilometers!
- I'll pretend to say
break affirmative.
Take them out.
- Yes, sir.
- I thought you were
allowed to rig mainframes?
- Well, I've gotta
keep my day job, okay?
- 10 seconds!
- 900 kilometers!
- Dammit, can't do it!
- 800 kilometers!
700 kilometers!
Can you do it?
- No!
- That's to break in!
- Get it!
[loud rumbling]
Come on, get it!
- I can't!
- 600!
- God forgive me.
[yelling]
[thrilling music]
- [Riley] Come on,
Teegs, you can do it!
- I got it!
I got it!
[loud rumbling]
[Teegs laughs]
- No!
[fire blazing]
[peaceful music]
[laughing]
[groaning]
- Wow.
Well, we do work well together.
- Oh, yes we do. [chuckles]
- Now, which one of
you cuckoo pigeons
wanted the extra towels?
Oh, A1, nice move.
[playful music]
[suspenseful music]