Tilva Rosh (2010) - full transcript

Rollin'.

So, first you tape the whole town,
first you zoom there...

and then me

And set the zoom so that
there's no fish eye on the tape.

So...

And shoot this on the first take,
I won't do this five times

You know dude,
there used to be a hill here,

its name was Tilva Ros, "a red hill"
in the Wallachian language...

What in Wallachian?

Well, a red hill.
Tilva Ros is a red hill in Wallachian.

My dad told me that when
I was a kid, you know, dude.



What was its name, again?

Tilva Ros was a name.

Now dude, make a good shot
don't zoom in,

or whatever you do,
just shoot me on the first take.

Ok?

- Here we go Toda.
- Yup.

Let's go, disco.
Disco nigga...

Fuck...

Was it good?

Not really, I screwed it up a bit.

When you told me to zoom it on you,
I zoomed out by mistake.

So I lost you for a second.

You are lost alright.

Steki.



Are you that retarded?
Hit me and you're fucked.

Oh, wuzzup?

- What are you doin'?
- Nothing much.

Come here and say hello to Stefan.
He is down there.

Look at that old gypsy.

Nigga, you look a bit angry, huh?

Wuzzup bro?
You have a problem?

Come on dude,
don't be a shithead, nigga.

Come on, don't be mad.

One, two, three, and...

I have a gun
made of chinchilla.

Hydro plane
made of chinchilla.

Tattoo on my dick
made of chinchilla.

I even smell
like chinchilla.

I have a gun
made of chinchilla.

Hydro plane
made of chinchilla.

Tattoo on my dick
made of chinchilla.

I even smell
like chinchilla.

When are you going to Belgrade?

- What?
- When are you going to Belgrade?

Tomorrow at 4AM.

The entering exam is in two days
and I have no idea where I'll sleep.

You haven't called anyone there?

I'll call them when I'm there.

If you have time take
a board for me.

Toy Machine, if they have it.

Wait, wait...

Dunja's calling...

Hey Dunja, you're still in France?

Where are you going?

I'm going to Frikom Ice creams,
I'm having a job interview.

Good for you.

See ya.

Dunja said she wouldn't
come this summer.

Really? Why?

How should I know?
She's found some black guy there.

I saw some pics on her profile.

Wuzzup with the head,
you're having a seasure?

- I'm not, it's just...
- Look, you're drooling!

No way!

- Wuzzup Steki.
- Wuzzup Dunja.

What was that shit that
you're still in France?

You so bummed over the phone

Yeah right. You know how
expensive that roaming call was?

Who cares.

Yeah, right.

Hi Toda!

Hi!

Hi Stefan.

Wuzzup dad

What was the protest like?

Like a high school reunion.

Did mom call?

No, I've just come back.

My bus is leaving at 4AM,
wanna drive me to the bus station?

Hey Marko, I signed up for
some multilevel.

Can I sign you up also,
I'll get a lot of points.

No.

Hey Toda!

Wuzzup Shorty?

Mare got a job
in Frikom Ice creams.

- Really?
- Yeah.

There're gonna be a lot of
ice creams this summer.

And maybe even something else.

TILVA ROS

TILVA ROS

TILVA ROS
part one

Toda!

Toda!!!

Wuzzup

Why are you out of range?

My battery died.

I called you like a 100 times.
You could've charged it.

Let's go to the tailings.

But I don't have anything.

I do.

Are you still angry at me
since last summer?

No.

Dunno, you look like you are.

And you, how long are you staying?

Till October.

I like that tattoo, what's that?

A moon and a cat?

Yeah, a cat and a moon.
A friend of mine made it.

I have a video of him doing it.

A video?

His name is Kwame.

He gave me
the machine afterwards.

- What's his name?
- Kwame, there he is.

That's the machine.

Ha, you're with a black guy.

- You're bullshitting Toda.
- Am I? What's this then?

He's my friend you retard.
Give me that back.

- No way, watch from my hand.
- Give it back.

Toda, give it back!

Give it back!

I can't believe you're with a black guy,
it's not like you to do that.

Give it back.

It's Stefan.

Hello.

You passed?
Great!

Toda, Stefan passed
the entering exam!

Steki asks which board
to buy for you?

Toy Machine!

Steki this is not Toy Machine!

There was no Toy Machine, dude!

What's with that message
you sent last night?

This is Shone in Belgrade...

So, what's with the message?

Look at this trick...
and bang!

Why are you ignoring me?

Who's ignoring you?
Here, I'm going to get you a beer.

- Why are you running away?
- You want a beer?

No, I don't want a beer.
Why are you running away? Steki!

Anyone wants a beer?

Mekica smells like a raccoon.

You all smell like a gypsy dude.

Mekica, you know what happened
at the entrance exam?

Go sit over there.

I am sitting there and doing the test
and some guy's sitting in front of me

suddenly starts shaking.

Why are you fucking me around?
Are you listening or not?

Yeah, but this is dull,
just switching the channel.

You're dull, listen to me.

Just changing the channel.

So I ask this guy, what the fuck is
wrong with you? Are you ok?

He says he was drinking lsostar all day
yesterday and jerked off 27 times.

Imagine that, dude.

Hey that's like two months of jerking off
in my case, I think.

Steki, this is life!

You bring me an lsostar.
How you turn up the volume here?

If I bring you two,
will you do me too?

There's my dad there. I'll just
take the car keys and then well go.

- Car keys?
- No airplane keys, dude.

Wait for me up there,
I'll be there in a second.

What they call privatization
is nothing but a massive fraud.

We understand all the problems that RTB
mine and tne government are facing,

We understand that the world
is in a crisis and so on...

Fica, why didn't you come
for a ride yesterday?

My leg hurts.

Look, how few of them have come.
It looks lame.

It's crowded just like when
Fica made that freestyle concert, hah!

Wait for me, monkeys!

Is this the place
you sent me pics?

Yup, Mare found it when
he went to RTB mines

for a job interview.

It's trippy.
Flat is a bit bad though...

Are you gonna ride or not?

Is that the music
you forgot to bring me?

Where are you?
Hey!

How can I hear you?

No, no, no,
don't change the subject...

ls that from the disc
you owe me?

It is, don't be a pain,
how can you hear me?

The sound circles
round the walls.

A!!!

How trippy.
What's the catch?

It's because of this ceiling.

If I step out of it there's
no way you can hear me.

You like my abs, huh?
You'd touch them, right?

I don't hear that,
get back there!

You hear me now?

Yeah. What did you say earlier?

Nevermind.

What?

Nevermind.

What, you don't want to say?

Let's go to my place afterwards,
I'll give you the disc I owe you.

I'm busy,
I have to play dominoes.

Dominoes?

It's those small bricks
with dots. You know...

You're so full of shit.
We'll go to my place.

I dunno Maybe.

Hey Steki, come here.

I have an idea.

Dude, I'll jump from there.

From there?
Are you nuts?

Over there, where it's a bit lower.

We'll throw some clothes and bags
down there to cushion my fall.

Trust me.

- What happened?
- He wants to jump from there.

Are you nuts?
It's too high.

Not from there, but from
over there where it's lower...

Come on, jump!

Tape it Steki!

I'm taping, jump already!

C'mom dog!

You alive?

He hit the head.

I can't see myself.

Just to take a pic.

Don't!
Go away.

Just put it on my head.

Toda, wait for me.

Why did you get
so pissed off down there?

I wasn't pissed off, I just
didn't want you to take my pic.

How come?

Sometimes I don't want to.

Ok, but these days
I'll sneak a pic of you.

Sneak a pic?

Than listen to the words
of the song

Stefan and I are going to sing
for you tonight at Karaoke.

Move your leg, Toda.

Ok, then I'll put it on the bed
with my shoes on.

Just move on

How am I going to find this now?

Steki, play some music.

That's not plugged in yet.

I need to unpack my stuff, man.

What are you looking for?

A disc for Steki.

I must have taken it out
so I can give it to you.

I'll just have a look
in the living room.

It won't work

I don't know how, anyway.
This music sucks.

Look at these butterflies, dude.
Did you see these retarded figurines?

Did you see these discs?
Check out this one.

Be my baby, Magic Road,
Another Day...

And you'll take music like this?

Toda

Come, come closer.

We don't understand you

She asks you about the perfume.

Granny huh?

Her French granny?

I have no idea.

We found it Steki.

Here you are. The first two songs
are not so good, but the rest is excellent.

What were you doing there?
You confused my grandma.

- That's your grandma?
- She is my grandfathers second wife.

- From France?
- Yes

What were you doing?
What fire? What's that smell?

You were using my perfume.

It smells of perfume,
don't play on me.

When are you leaving
for Belgrade, dude?

My lectures start in October, but I'll
have to leave earier, to find a flat.

And then a bunch of other stuff too.
I don't know dude.

Hard times, man.

Fuck, and I don't feel
like going at all, dude.

You are all staying here...
Dunja came back from France after ages...

Oh man, Dunja again.
You started getting on my nerves.

You've been full of shit lately, dude.
Yapping all the time about her.

The girl is a pain and that's all.

It doesn't look high at all.

Well, everything looks smaller
on the camera.

It looked so high from up there.

Nevermind, I figured some 10 more stunts
we should do till I go to University.

I got some needles

I'll pierce my cheek,
and you pierce whatever.

After this karaoke tonight,
you could do something with a grater?

Grate my knee?

That's cool.

You could put a bucket on your head
and I could hit it.

We could take that
Mekica's metal bucket.

With a fist or with a bat?

We'll figure it out.

I could hit you in the stomach
with a rubber ball.

That's good.

It's cool, we'll figure out
some more stuff.

So around ten stunts?

- Hi.
- Hi Marko.

Bring me that notebook
from the table, please.

- There are two notebooks here
- The brown one

Uhuh. Did you find it?
Give it to me.

- Have your dinner.
- Ok. What is it? Spaghetti?

Wait, let me see...
I need Mira.

- Do you want to become a member?
- A member of what?

Of Herod Multilevel. I need 18 more points
to get to the next level.

What's Herod? What's that?

- If you become a member, I'll get 20.
- A member of what?

I bought more creams than I can sell.
And I still need 18 more points.

- It's these boxes, right?
- Yeah, what do you say, Marko?

C'mon, imagine me
become a member?

Why not, son?

Imagine me going here and there,
talking to people...

No. Look.
I'll explain it to you.

What?

Well, look. Look how it works.

These are the points and these are branches,
this is me, this is your father, you see...

So what, they're spreading around
like a sect or something?

It's not, c'mon...

- And when did you get that?
- What, this?

I fell down,
but it's nothing.

Now your hair won't
grow there anymore.

C'mon, it's just a small scar.

I have something
fantastic for that.

Here, look. Herods heel cream.

It's great for the scars and burns.

So I would have to sell
that heel cream?

Here, nothings wrong with that.
Here, smell it. It's completely natural.

What? I have to rub that
heel creme on my head?

If it's called a heel cream
then it's for heels.

Your hair will grow
again if you rub it.

I came here to eat and now
I'm not hungry anymore.

- You can paste it on the bread.
- You really can.

Hair will grow on your heels too.

You came, awesome...

- Hold the camera.
- Come on, hurry up.

Hold the skateboard.

Don't step on me dude.

You're aways late dude

It's not me who's late.

When was I late
when I was coming alone?

Why are you so late?
Why are you dressed up like that?

We dressed up a bit.

Ok, ok, fine.

So, the screen is on your right.

The microphone is in the middle.

First I go out to announce you

and don't fool around a lot.

Did you understand?

- Yes
- No

The screen is on your right. The microphone is
in the middle. First I go out to announce you.

Ok, left and right.

Just don't fool around
too much, ok?

Ok, and where's the monitor?

The screen. To your right.
Did you understand that?

And the microphone
is to the left?

Or is it the other way round?

Are you tying to be smart?

Well, Steki here says I am.

Ok.

Bravo, bravo, bravo!

Thank you, thank you!

And now these two boys are
going to sing one old hit for us.

Boys, introduce yourselves.

Stefan Djordjevic.

Marko Todorovic.

Ok Stefan...

what are you going
to sing for us?

- I'm Stefan.
- You are Stefan?

- Stefan, what are you going...
- No, he is Stefan.

I prepared, and he
is going to sing...

Who is Marko and who is Stefan?

He is Marko and I am Stefan.

Marko, what are you going
to swing, I mean sing...

Stefan and Marko!
Roll it!

“For years“

Don't move your lips

this is neither
the time hot place for this.

something half holy
and half damned

within ourselves,
each of us keeps

A bag full of money
can't make you happy

those who have it know this.

There's no link
between our bodes

our souls only
can reach the bliss

You cheated on me for years

I know when and whom
you passionately kissed

look at me for the last time

let it be fair,
let it be honest at least.

There are no miracles,

every single step we
have to pass is on our way.

It will be better for both

If we keep silent about
the things we wanted to say

Live your life
between two fears

and never have
a moment to rest.

Imagine the silence
that will overtake you

once a soundless voice
grabs you at last.

You cheated on me for years

I know when and whom
you passionately kissed

look at me for the last time

let it be fair,
let it be honest at least.

You cheated on me for years

I know when and whom
you passionately kissed

look at me for the last time

let it be fair,
let it be honest at least

How did I shoot it?

Great, but I danced even better.

Did you see that
belly dance I did?

- Yes.
- I did that for you.

Hey, what was that
with that presenter?

I dunno, he was talking something about
what is left and what is right...

Dunja! Dunja! Did you
listen to the words?

He got so pissed off.

He's funny with that bald head.

Toda, where are you going?

Hi, wuzzup?

I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
I can see you are ok.

I would like you to take these flowers.

You don't want them?

No, look. These are my friends...

Fuck you, you bald jerk.

No, no, wait,
calm down, wait...

What the fuck Toda?

Take these flowers. I'm giving it
to you out of respect...

Get out of here!

Fuck! What's the matter
with you, dude!

Come on, calm down...

Hey, take it. Really...
I really don't get it now...

Motherfucker!

Fuck you! You bald fag!

Let him go. Let's see how
long he can beat me.

Toda are you ok, dude?

Just to light a smoke.

TILVA ROS
part two

TILVA ROS
part two

You kicked his ass, dude!

Fuck him, man!
Fuck him!

You kicked his ass like
Chuck Norris.

Silence. Get out.
All of you.

- Marko Todorovic, right?
- Yeah, it's me.

- Your health insurance has expired.
- Really?

You have to get a statement
that you're a student

I haven't entered university.

- Are you employed?
- No.

Then you have to go to the
Employment Service to have it regulated.

Ok.

I'm going to the smelter, to my dad's, he
has to sign these papers for the hospital

Come to the park afterwards.

You hear me?
Come to the park afterwards.

Ok.

See ya later.

Good morning.
Goran Jovanovic?

- Yes.
- Ok. This is for you.

Sign here, please.

Come for the interview with the counselor
the day after tomorrow at 9,45AM, Office 5.

Bojan Staletovic?
Good afternoon, Bojan. This is ok.

Sign here, please.

Come for the interview with the counselor
the day after tomorrow at 9,45AM, Office 7.

- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon. Marko Todorovic?

-That's me.

Hey you retard!
Where the fuck have you been the whole day?

Whatta fuck's wrong with your phone?
I told you to come to the park earlier.

They all left to
Mekica's country house!

Dude, I was at the employment bureau
the whole morning.

So what?
Let's go take the car!

And my mobile is dead again!

No shit.

Hey, Steki, what's the matter with you?
What's all that about Dunja?

Why, dude? You have
a problem she's going?

I do.
The girl is a pest.

You're a pest too, dude,
and yet I'm always with you.

Yeah, but that's different.

Look at Kina!
Kina!

Where did you find that dress?

Turn around so we can see you

Wuzzup guys.

Took it from Mekica's wardrobe.
There's more for you, dude.

Why are you pissing here?

Mekica won't let me
piss in the house.

He's drunk.
Look at him.

Why won't he let you?

He's jealous I did
a trick which he can't do.

Why are you so stupid?
You are already drunk...

A little, a little, a little...

Why are you fucking with Kina?

Toda, is that
one person six pack?

What did you let him drink?

Why did you let him drink so much?

He's so wasted

Where are those clothes?

Here they are

These are mine...

Steki, take this red dress.

There are hats in there too.

I'm gonna be like geisha, dude!

Right on Steki! You look good
in women's clothes.

Mekica is yelling again.
Looks like somebody is here.

What did you hear?

You started working out, Dunja, huh?

You're full of shit Toda.

Ice cream is here!

Wuzzup Mare!!!

- What you're doing?
- Throwing a masquerade.

Dude, can I have an ice cream?

You'll have to earn it.

Don't be such cunts, dude.
You're all eating.

- Ok but we all hit you on the head.
- What?

Why are you jerking me around?
Give me an ice cream.

What, you don't want
to give me one?

Ok. But first do a freestyle.

A freestyle for Mekica's birthday.

Ok, but you'll give me
an ice cream afterwards?

We are all together,
and Mekica's drunk.

That's why he's happy
and jumping like skunk.

Everything is great
cause it's his birthday today

We are sipping beers,
but we have no headache.

That's why Mare
you shouldn't be weird,

With your curry hair
and your thin beard,

Now give me that
ice cream brotha',

'Cause your Zastava
is better than Mekica's Lada.

Well done.

Give it now.

There's no more ice cream.

Really.

I can't believe it, dude.
You cunts!

Here have some

Suck my dick, all of you!

Cunts!

Hey, come back Fica.

Here's the ice cream.

You had an ice cream, you cunt!

I unloaded a whole truck
of ice cream today.

Alone?!

Alone.

I asked my boss just before the end
of the shift to let me go earlier.

He said I had to wait. So I took a box
of ice cream and just went out.

You took the right box.

I dunno.

What's going to happen
with your job?

- We'll see.
- So you're free now?

Free until further notice.

You can come with us
to the pool tomorrow.

When? No, let's go
the day after tomorrow

Why?

Tomorrow morning I have to go
to the Employment Bureau.

Where?

Employment Bureau, right?

CV huh?

CV what?

You need to go to see
the counselor, dude.

You need to give them your full name,
you know, your degree...

Oh come on

Then there are these meetings...

What meetings now?

Group meetings...

Hey guys!

Mekica is totally wasted!
Come and see!

He's totally crazy!
Hurry up! Come on!

He's fucked now. You know he didn't let
Kina piss in the house...

Mekica, You're kidding
around too much.

You've been showing off too much
since you're a Kolos.

I've been showing off?

You have, for all the tricks,
you're showing off all the time.

When was that?

All the time. We were constantly
warning you not to do that.

- When was I showing off?
- Always.

You fucked around with lil' Kina because
he did the trick you don't now how to do...

You know he's the next to enter Kolos?

So what?

It's because he is
practicing, riding his skate...

And I'm not?

What did you do?
How do you give your best?

Wait, stop.
No, what, I am...?

Little Kina is now
better than you.

And what are you doing?

You tell me!

You're doing nothing,
and that's the worst thing about it.

What do you mean I am doing nothing?
You want park, street? What do you want?

I want you to ride.
I don't give a fuck where.

You're telling me... but...

You're always competing.
Fuck you!

You don't even know
what you want, dude!

Dude, I've been telling you something
for two years now, but you won't listen.

And you're still a poser
Big time.

Why am I a poser?

All these kids can see
you're a poser dude!

Wait. Please tell me why
I am a poser.

Cause no matter which trick you do,
you don't bother much to do it right.

You just do it and
then you start wowing.

It's not like that at all, dude.

No, in the last couple of months...

It is just like that.
No one else wants to tell you that.

Why don't they?
Dude, I just...

Everyone can tell
that you've changed.

But you can get out of Kolos
as easily as you got into Kolos.

So what?
You're throwing me out?

That depends on you.

Dude, throw me out!

I know I ride for myself.

You can kick me out ten times if you want.
I don't give a fuck!

I don't give a fuck
about Kina or anybody.

Kina is your buddy, dude.
He's in your team.

You just don't understand, dude!

You don't ride a skate to...

Look maybe you Stefan and Mare
understand that...

We understand much better.

No, listen.
The whole town don't understand.

Look, you don't ride a skate
for someone to say...

"Look at this guy, he's a skater."

No?

You ride it because...

You ride it to get
whores, alcohol, what?

- Is that why you are skating for?
- No! No!

You don't see us as
your team, your buddies.

C'mon, if it wasn't for us.

I would be nobody!

Shut up! Stop that bullshit!

Look

Look what?

- I wouldn't ride...
- What?

You know why I'm skating?
You want me to tell you why I'm skating?

Why?

I don't give a fuck about you,
or him, or anybody...

Look

I ride my skate because I like it.

You don't understand that.
Nobody understands that.

You, Stefan, Mare...
Nobody understands that.

I don't give a fuck about skateboarding
or anything else.

I just don't want to ride
a skate because somebody says

Look at me, he's a skater
He's the man.

I don't give a fuck
about that, dude!

For what?

I'm skateboarding, dude,
because I like skateboarding.

I don't give a fuck about you,
him, or anybody else, dude!

Then don't skate with us.

I won't skate with you!

You know why I'm skateboarding?
You don't have a clue.

Not you, not anybody.

You know why I'm skateboarding?

Because I like it.

I don't give a fuck about
girls or whores.

Then why are you
riding with us?

I won't ride with you.
Fuck you!

I'll ride alone, dude!
Alone!

Toda, fuck you!
And you too, Stefan!

I'll skateboard alone.
I need nobody.

You know why?
Because I don't give a fuck!

I'll skateboard alone, dude!
I don't give a fuck about you!

I'll skateboard alone.

You don't have to let me
in Kolos or whatever!

I'll skateboard alone, fuck you!

You are in Kolos, dude.

Just kick me out!
Kick me out five times if you want!

I don't give a fuck!
I'll skateboard alone.

Not because somebody can tell,
"Look at this guy, he skateboards."

But because I feel great
when I'm skateboarding.

But because I love riding a skate!

I don't give a fuck about you, dudes!
I don't give a fuck!

You don't have to let me in Kolos!
You know why?

Because I like skateboarding!

Because that's my life!
You can kick me out of home, or school!

It's simply my life!

You don't have to let me in Kolos! Ever!
You don't have to talk to me!

Fuck you!
I'll skateboard alone!

Alone huh?

Fuck you all, dude!
You're idiots!

You don't understand
when somebody loves something!

You don't understand anything!

You're only full of shit!

You don't know how it is
when you like something!

You're only full of shit!
Like morons!

I don't give a fuck!
I'll skateboard alone!

I don't give a fuck!
Fuck you!

Get out.

I'll skateboard alone!
Fuck you, you fags!

C'mon Mekica,
what's wrong with you?

Leave me alone, dude.

What do you mean,
leave you alone?

Get lost, I won't talk to you.
Get out of here.

C'mon, why are you
running away?

Why were you twisting my balls?

We just told you...

What did you tell me?
Why were you fucking with me like that?

Who was fucking with you?

I'm not going to argue with you,
leave me alone.

And you're alone again. Why are you
separating from the others?

I just told you I can skateboard alone.
I don't need idiots like you.

Now we're idiots?

Why are you nagging at me?

We are nagging at you
for your own good.

What's good for me?

C'mon. Dude, don't be an asshole. Everybody's
up there. We came to your place.

Don't get inside.
Leave me.

- Fuck, open the door!
- Get lost Toda! Leave me alone!

- Get out of there!
- What are you doing up there?

I'm gonna break this too.

C'mon get out you fuck!

I won't get out.
Leave me alone!

Blow me!

Hey, niggas, come and see
how Toda fell off!

What's your problem?
Don't smash my car.

Who's smashing your car?
Me?

Don't... Cool it.
Fuck off.

Don't you idiot!
Don't break my car!

You crybaby

Why did you run off like that?

Because you're idiots, that's why.

What's the matter with you?

You smashed it.

Move, move, move!

Look at him!

Are there more tools?

There are dude!

Mekica, let me hit with that,
just once, please!

Just once, please!

It looks so gross.

It's not, it's awesome.

It's gross.
I can't believe you did that.

Lei me see your cheek

There's nothing,
I told you there ain't be nothing.

Show me

There's nothing.

Mekica!
Come here!

Listen, since you said
that shit to Kina today

you're gonna tell him
he's in Kolos now.

We're accepting him now?

Yeah, now is the best moment.

Kina boy!

Get over here!

Wuzzup dog?

You ok dog?

Are you pissed off cause I
said that about you today?

You know why I said that, right?

I said that not cause I hate you,
but cause I love you dog.

And now from that comes
the following information dog...

You know what is happening now?

From today you are a part
of Skate Team Kolos dog.

You are fucking with me, right?

And you know
what is happening now?

This!

Kina, dog, now you're "it".

Yeah bitch, go to the tree, count off
and burn you're ass on fire!

5-10-15-20...

25-30-35-40...

45-50...

55-60-65-70

75-80-85-90...

95-100!
I'm coming!

I told you I'd take
a sneak pic of you.

Awesome

Mekica, you ok?

Damn man we go! So wasted

Kina boy!

Here's your body.

You're a retard.

Why am I a retard?

Ok, Marko, I'm your counselor
while you're at the Employment Service.

- You finished high school, right?
- Yes. I am an electrical technician.

- You were not fond of school, ha?
- Well, that depends on how you look at it.

Neither was I.
I was also skipping lessons.

I suppose you don't have
working experience?

No, no, I've never been
employed so far.

Do you have any idea
what you can do?

Well, I have...
vaguely...

Try to think about that.

People who finish high school
like yours have a trade.

So, it's easier to get
into the job market.

You have to know something before that.
You have to know...

How to present myself?

How to present yourself
to the employer.

And you do that through your CV.
Do you know what a CV is?

Well, I do...
it's like a biography...

All right.

There are some small workshops.

There is an instructor who
teaches the unemployed

and you can ask him
everything you want to know.

It's much easier than in high school because
there are twelve hours in each group.

I mean, twelve people...

Are those workshops compulsory?

They are compulsory if you want
services of the Employment Service.

I'll use this graph to explain to you
now Herod Multilevel Marketing functions.

Well, imagine yourself
in this position here.

You recruit new members,

and for each new member
you get 20 points.

However.

Marko, come here for a second...

Just to drink some water.

Excuse me, please.
Do you remember my son?

Hello.

Hi Toda.

What's up Mare.

You were queuing at the bureau?

Mare hit Stefan
with the ball today.

Really?

Did you have fun?

Yup

Look at this Toda.

Just to say hi to everyone.

Look what we taped today man

I'm menstruating through my navel.

Mad, Mare really hit you well.

Toda, he sounded like
a girl after I hit him.

What? Like you didn't hit me hard?

Whatever, it looks great.

Now you're a jock, huh?

Show us the stomach.

Yeah sure

No way

C'mon, shown

It wasn't that hard.

Look you retard

Hi gang

Good day Mr Ljuba.

People, those boxes
can go to that room.

I'm gonna bring more beer.

Where are you going Steki?

I'm gonna bring more beer.

Stefan, bring me an apple.

Did you tape this today?

You better don't look.

Why? It's great.

Stefan, did anyone call?

We go! Here 15 minutes ago

ls all this stuff for demonstrations?

Yeah

And was ha?

Donation for printing flyers
and some other stuff.

Why you show it to us later?

Why? Is it a secret?

We have to let people know what shitty
things are going on in the company.

Toda wat's up man!

Which faculty have you entered?

None

That's ok.
You need time to decide.

I met your dad at the protest today.

Your dad's a great guy.

Great worker

Toda you wanna a beer?

Dude, haven't you said that
I should hit you with the rubber ball?

Dude, you said a lot of stuff too.

Here, shoot this one.

Who's first? Mekica?

You hit like pussies.

Enough!

Whatta fuck dude?

You're nuts.

TILVA ROS
part three

We have to mathematically prove
the Crap theory of pain.

Allow me.

Allow me.

Crap theory of pain is not correct.
We have to prove it via the rod theory.

Motherfucker.

Ah, you motherfucker.

Oh dude!

We just cant resist it.
We also have to prove the belt theory.

You fucking motherfucker!

Give me that.

Tum around
Now I'm gonna fuck you.

No no turn around come here

You were never good
at maths, cunt?

Toda rules! Toda rules!

You motherfucker!
Stefan rules! Not Toda!

Fine, Fine.

Look here. Fine

- Why did you get in?
- Are you ok?

Get out.

- Cool it off.
- Listen to the doctor.

You're crossing the line.
You moron, get out.

- Chill man.
- Chill what? He doesn't know how to behave.

CV is practically the most important thing
when you apply for a job.

You should know that qualifications
aren't so important,

the most important thing is
how you present yourselves

and that's your CV.

So, you should know that
language skills aren't essential.

Computer skills aren't essential too

and neither is you driving license.

But knowing how to present
yourselves to the employer is.

It's very important what
you write your hobby is.

Hey neighbor!

Yo, I want to show
you something.

- I'm coming.
- Right away.

I have a gun
made of chinchilla.

Hydro plane
made of chinchilla.

Tattoo on my dick
made of chinchilla.

I have all
made of chinchilla.

I have a funky brother
made of chinchilla.

I have a punk neighbor
made of chinchilla.

You have a skate
made of chinchilla.

I have a heart
made of chinchilla.

You have ballbearings,
You have it all,

You have TV
made of chinchilla.

There's no shaft
made of chinchilla.

Now here's walking
some new gangsta!

You have everything
you need made of chinchilla.

Wuzzup bro,
wuzzup neighbor bro.

Chinchilla no more,
it's not some news,

Come on and dance now,
in those new shoes.

You have shoes
made of chinchilla.

You have golden room
made of chinchilla.

This is a drum module, you see.

So through it goes
all the base for music.

What's this 1-2?

Yeah, 1 is for kick, 2 is snare.

Listen to this trippy shit.

You can make whatever you wan!

And this shit here
is even more crazy.

This is a mixer.
Everything goes through it.

One day even decks maybe

- When Mare gets a paycheck huh?
- Yeah

- And this bro?
That's a compressor, it's totally awesome.

Huh? What do you think?

One - two - one - two
we're at Shorty's, me and you.

My guest star is Toda.

Where's our man Mare?
Did he go to work?

No, not yet,
but he's shitting like a Turk.

Man, how much does
all this gear cost?

- We bought it for 400 euro.
- Where did you get the money from?

I worked for Frikom ice creams,
and Shorty also worked for some guy.

- No way.
- I work for lnterex now.

Cool.

Wanna come?

Sure, just to finish this.

You weren't
at the party last night?

Nope, I didn't feel like going out.
I'm so bored, dude.

And the stuff I was
shooting with Stefan...

Fuck, You'll get sacked again,
I've just broken this.

You know the stuff
Stefan and I were taping?

I dunno if wall finish it.

He's leaving for Belgrade...

and I have to go to that Employment
shit every morning.

What's this?

Your turn to roll.

Well, well, nollie...

How's you mom?

Yeah sure How's my mom?

No really, she rocks. Last year we went
together to that shitty employment stuff.

Yeah You went there together
I remember.

She's dull.

There's many more people now.

The whole town
is in the street, huh?

Turn that thing down,
I can't stand them anymore.

There's no messing around
with you guys, huh?

Hey dad, here's that big truck...

Dumper

Dumper?

You know, I saw it when
I came to your work that day.

I was walking next to it.
It's huge.

Do they use those trucks
to bring you the ore to the smelter?

No dumper is for excavation.

They use a train to bring us the materials
we use for the smelting mixture.

-By train?
-Yup.

And wat's that mixture?

It's a mixture of ore and
some melters.

Melters?

Like quartz, it stimulates
the melting of the ore.

And then the wagon gets
under this roller.

What's a "roller" now?

It's like two huge wheels between which
the whole wagon can fit,

And then the wheels
flip the wagon,

what was up, now is down...

And the ore
falls down to the bunker.

Like a rollercoaster
in an amusement park.

Then the elevator brings the mixture
up to the conveyor belt.

There we add some more
elements to the mixture

Do you use the
conveyor belt for running?

We do, come,
we could run together.

I could lose some weight.

Then the mixture goes to the reactor.

And it gets fried in there.

Fried?

Yeah, the sulfur burns,
we even pump in the air

so it fries even better.

And from that
you get the fried ore.

Fried ore?

Wait, do you work in a smelter
or in a kitchen?

Fried ore, hah.

Fried ore.

It's better to work there
than to sell creams.

Who sells creams?
I don't sell creams.

I don't work in smelter either,
I'm just registered there

so I could get social insurance.

Who told you about the creams?

Your mum told me.

What did she say?

I told her that I'll sign up

if she won't tell anyone.

I just signed up just so that she
could get some points

I didn't sign up
to sell the stupid creams.

I know, come on.

Yeah, but she told you,
and she promised she won't!

Hey! Easy!

Easy boy!

Where's "delete" here?

Don't delete the photo,
look at the face you made!

This iPhone is bullshit.

What are you talking about?
Do you see how good the photos are...

Wait, I have a message from Toda.

Wow.

Can you tell me why the fuck
you are still pissed at me?

Because of the bucket?

- I wasn't pissed because of that.
- No?

Come on, think of some fucked up stunt
for me and we're even, ok?

I already did, man.

I should have guessed.

Hold on Toda, dog!

Come on monkey!

Toda! Toda!

Hey, dog, you alive?

He's fucking with us!

This looks great.
I almost fell here.

It'll be even better when I edit it
and with the music and all.

A few days ago
some chick contacted me

She liked the trailer
and she has something to do

with MTV Adria.

Ha, no way

Hey, you!

Shut up when elders are talking,
you monkey.

You have a monkey on your pants

Listen, there's that bald fuck
that beat you up, Toda.

It is him,
his car broke down, hah.

Let's beat the crap out of him.

Don't.
Why should we beat him up?

Are you serious?

Really, are you fucking serious?

I am, why should we beat him up?

Man, he beat you up!

He beat me up, so what?

He jumped on all of us
if he jumped on you.

Man, we're a team,
we're all gonna beat him.

I won't.

Hey, come here!

What, we're gonna fight for you
and you'll watch?

I don't wanna have
nothing to do with it!

Dude, there's the guy...
I can't fuckin' believe it!

I'm gonna fuck him up.

Hey baldy!
Come here, motherfucker!

You run away you pussy!

Come here!

Come here,
or we'll fuck up your car!

Come here!
Come here you fuck!

Don't smash my car!

You mother fuckers!

I'm coming!

Come, come!

What's this about?

- You should apologize to our friend!
- To whom?

You don't know whom, huh?

Where's Toda? Toda!

What's going on, Toda?

I have no idea.
Stefan's being a smartass again.

He wants me to beat that guy up

Toda come here!

Wait, I'll go and see
what they want.

Ok, I'm here.

- Now apologize to him.
- Why?

You wan! Me to show you why?

Apologize to the guy.

To apologize how?

Easy, just say "I'm sorry".

Ok, sorry.

That's not good enough!

- How come it's not?
- Say it like you mean it!

Ok, you want my mobile, what?
Here, I'm sorry.

Dude, is he fucking with us?

Feel what you're saying,

Say "Sorry, I was a retard",
or something.

Say it nicely.

There's always the other
solution, you know.

Where are you going?

Toda! Wait!

You wait here, I'll be back.

Wait!
What's with this?

"I'm Toda, the gentleman,
I don't fight"

Very nice, very nice, you're great.

Toda jock. Always on the level...

Fuckin' Dalai Lama!

Watch out there's an ant,
don't step on it!

You're full of shit!

I might be, but you are
fuckin' Dalai Lama!

Oh, look at Bruce Lee,
you're so strong, dude!

I can't hear you!

Now I know why you didn't want
to fight that guy...

You'd kill him with one punch!

Stop Toda!

Stop, I didn't want to chase you.

- Explain!
- I won't.

What you don't want?

If you listened to me,
you wouldn't go fight.

Like when I say something to Mekica,
for his own sake,

that's why I said that to you...

And that thing with Dunja in the woods,
that was for my own sake?

Look at the truck!

Cheers for the boy
on the police car!

Hey kid, no ride in here!

- Sorry?
- No ride in here!

Just to tape this ride.

No taping!

I'm taping, c'mom?

Get the one with the camera.

Over here, come,
to the back door!

Hey, guys, here's Mare!

Hey, you lost your minds?

- Open up!
- Beat it you monkey!

There he is!

Get away

You're screwed now

No, my elbow, it hurts.

I don't care. You know, you really
pissed me off the other day.

When you whacked
Stefan in the head.

I didn't hit him
as I should have.

And you cried!
I saw you.

It was wind.
I got something in my eye.

You were crying.
You were sorry.

Steki!

Don't listen to her!

What?

Toda was crying
the other day!

He cried, he was sorry!

Pussy.

Hey, look what you did to me!

You ripped out
my player cord, fuck!

Here you ave

Here's your beer.

First I'll take a leak
and then drink the beer.

- Watch where you go.
- Get lost.

Toda, did you see?
Wherever's a protest there's a riot!

Dunja stole 2 kilos
of oranges for us dude.

A hell of a thief!

What now? As if it matters.
Who's thief?

You're so full of shit. And why are you
pissing with the door open?

So what if I piss?
It's better to piss than steal.

- Give it to me. That beer's cold.
- That's why it's for me.

Thief.

Admit it, you stole the oranges.

As if you never stole any fruit
from your neighbors.

I did, but it was
my neighbors' fruit.

You've been stealing Pez
till recently.

Ok, I stole but I admit it!

So then, what's this trip, dude?
As if it matters whose oranges they are.

And stop hitting that
against the table.

As if I'd scratch it!

Ok, I'll stop then!

Like I didn't have the money
to pay for them or what?

I don't give a fuck
about your money.

What's your problem?

It's not about that.
I didn't steal them.

I'm not a thief, you jerk!

If I wanted to steal something
I'd take something more expensive.

You stole them.
Just say you stole them.

- Ok, drop it, will you?
- Drop it? Why?

- As if it matters.
- It matters.

So you care a lot
about these oranges?

I do.

- Because she didn't pay for them?
- Yes, exactly.

Just say "I admit - I stole them"
and that's it.

I won't.
I wasn't stealing.

Just admit it.

Such was the situation!

No, it wasn't.

It was, you're full of shit!

Say it Dunja.
Say "I did it!"

I won't.

Why?

Because I won't.

What's wrong with you?
You're full of shit!

I'm not!
She won't admit it!

She stole them!

Does it matter?

It does

It doesn't.

It does

Doesn't.

Why doesn't it?

Why does it?

Ok, if it doesn't, then bye.

Who cares.
At least, he left his beer.

And the oranges too.

- Hey, what do you think you're doing?
- What now?

You said it didn't matter
whose things were.

You said it yourself.

And I then thought why not
smash your car a bit then?

You gonna smash my car?
I'll smash you, you fuck?

Poor throw...

What do you think you're doing?

What?

Look what you did, you stupid monkey,
look what you did!

Hey dad

So now you're up to
smashing supermarkets, huh?

Hey, dad, I thought
you could do this better.

How did you come out like that?
What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

That was better!

Shut up you idiot!

I will shut up, ok!

Here you see?

I saw a dumper at the protest today.

TILVA ROS
part four

TILVA ROS
part four

So Toda

Mladen.

Mare

So... Toda and me.
And the two of them.

Why?

So that we can beat up
each other

Great

That's it.

Marko Todorovic is the champion
of today's tournament.

Here comes Marko

Marko, you want to say something?

Well, not really.
Only that I'm the best.

Ok, today we'll try to apply our skills
we've gained in the workshops so far.

Today you'll have an opportunity
for the first time to see

how it looks like
to be in a real situation

which we'll set up
through a game.

So, I'll pick up three of you

who will be on the Board
of a big company

and who will decide
if you'll get the job or not.

So, their task is
to go through your CVs,

pick an applicant and interview him
about his potentials,

his knowledge
and skills gained so far

and his qualifications in general.

So, Petrovic,
Staletovic and Jankovic.

Please bring your chairs here,

And I'll...

I'll put this chair here

and I'll give them the CVs that you
were writing these past several weeks.

Here you go

And the most important aspect
of this game is to see

all the advantages
and disadvantages

of a job interview which can be
really stressful for an applicant

and you can see
how the Board works

and decides about your
competence and characteristics.

Ok, that would be it.

And now I'd like
to ask the Board to start.

First, I'd like to thank you
for choosing us

and second to congratulate my colleagues
and directors for being...

Shall we do it
by this order?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Marko Todorovic.

Please, sit down.

Thank you.

Ok, so Sir, before
we look at your CV

can I ask where did you get
those bruises from?

I was skating and I fell off.

You're sure?
It wasn't anyone's handwork.

No, no, well,
it was my own.

Let's see how you did.

Colleague?

Consultant?

Will you tell us why you
submitted an empty paper?

I forgot my pen.

- That's your excuse?
- Yes.

Well, you see Mr. Todorovic,
we don't know what to do.

But since you're the first applicant,
let's not be strict, let's be flexible.

You want this job, you're all bruised,
you submitted an empty paper...

well give us some argument...
why we should take you.

What are your qualities?

Tell us something to convince us
you are the right one for this job.

Perhaps I could
convince you like this.

Get out!
Shame on you, get out!

Well, I thought this could work.

Have I convinced you?

Ladies and gentlemen,
this is how you won't get your job.

I fucked it up,
I parked the car near the protest...

Some kids, hooligans.
It happened last Wednesday...

Listen, I have the glass.
It's not for that model...

Have you shot it already?

Get a bit closer.
Why are you standing like that?

See ya

Have a nice rip.

Thanks

So, come back next year,
what can I say, we're here...

Let's go.

You found a place to live yet?

I have.

So, when are you leaving?

Well...

On Friday, my lectures
start on Monday.

This Friday you're
leaving right?

Nice...

And when will you
come back again?

I dunno it, I have
any free weekends

But most probably,
during the winter holiday.

I'm thinking of us taping some stunts
during the winter holiday.

Great, great, great, great.

We could have our faces dragged
against the ice or something.

I'll think of something.

There's enough time.
We'll think of something.

What are you gonna do?

Dunno, find a job, I guess.

You? Don't make
me laugh.