Thunder in Paradise II (1994) - full transcript
Kelly is whisked off into Prince Aramour's harem and given to his enemy as tribute in this romantic tale of capture and rescue.
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Man: I've had this dream
at least
a dozen times before.
I'm walking in the desert.
I'm walking
in the desert
and there's
no sky above me.
Imagine...no sky.
And I think this dream
is really about you.
Or maybe it's about me.
And I wonder
if we're really
ready for all of this.
All this mystery.
In retrospect,
I'm not sure
what all this time
will be.
Probably a long time ago.
But we hang on to it.
Maybe it just seems longer.
Cause I've had this dream
at least
a dozen times before.
I'm walking
through the desert.
I'm walking in the desert,
and there's no sky
above me.
Imagine...no sky.
And I think this dream
is really about you.
Or maybe...About me.
And I wonder if
you're really ready
for all this.
All this mystery.
In retrospect, I'm not sure
when all this started.
Probably a long time ago.
Or maybe not.
Maybe it just seems longer.
'Cause I've had this dream
at least
a dozen times before.
How much longer,
trelawny?
We're almost there,
little one.
Thank goodness for that.
Come on.
Ah, here it is, ladies.
The dream hollow.
Look at these flowers.
Yes. And this is
a trumpet vine.
It's as strong
as your soul,
and twice as virtuous.
Here, I'll make you
a crown.
Ah, the dream crown.
You know, this is old as
all of creation.
Some say god put one
upon his head,
dreamed the universe,
and here we stand.
Here, Kelly. Put it on.
Stand upon the rock.
I don't know, trelawny.
I don't even wear
birthday hats
because they feel
so ridiculous.
They're so silly,
you know?
Kelly daughter,
were you not the one
that wanted to have
your dreams fulfilled?
You came to me
with tales of woe
of your love life.
Come on, Kelly.
It'll be fun.
I'll join you.
Yes. Come.
I'll make one
for you, little one.
Ok. Here. Climb the rock,
put it on your head,
and turn to face the west.
Where the sun
finds its slumber.
I just wish dad
and uncle bru were here.
I'm sure they have
some dreams
that need to be
fulfilled.
Could you imagine your dad
in one of these?
[Both giggle]
I didn't think so.
Come now, come now.
Face the sun. Look up.
Close your eyes
and let the dream take over.
Come dream, come slumber.
[Speaking in
foreign dialect]
Don't peek, Jessie.
Come dream.
Come slumber.
[Speaking in
foreign dialect]
Dream...
Come dream...
[People scream]
Thunder, activate
remote guidance.
Computer:
Remote guidance activating.
Let's go!
This way, Princess.
Strap yourself in.
Computer:
Battle shield activated.
Cloaking.
Shielding deployed.
Fire!
All hell's breaking
loose out there.
We're not out of
the water yet, bro.
They're giving US
incoming from the east.
Not for long.
Computer, this is bru 1327.
Interface aggressive
tactical weaponry
on forward view screen.
Scanning.
Don't like the way
they're treating our scarab.
I think it's time
to give them
a lesson in manners.
Got it, bro.
Fire!
Fire!
Warning! Warning!
He's triangulating
his targets.
A few good shots, and
we'll be roast duck, man.
Don't get out
the orange sauce just yet,
I've almost got a lock
on Elmer Fudd out there.
Target locked.
Let's revoke
his hunting license.
Load 3 sidewinders
for locked target.
Port two only operative.
Damage to all other
missile ports.
Damn! That last blast
took out all but one
Maverick missile port.
Fire!
Show me lock and ready target
for port one Maverick missile.
Testing target.
Computer override.
Tactical modification.
What are you doing?
Aim for the gunner,
not the ammo bunker.
Modified target locked.
You want to hit
the sniper?
We're running out
of lucky shots.
Well, don't look at me.
Thunder's locked onto
the ammunition bunker
instead of the man
with the fire power.
I got only one
silver bullet here, brother.
I'm overriding.
What?
Manual launch. Override.
Do it, man. Trust me.
Manual launch override!
Manual override.
Re-targeting.
Manual launch.
6 clicks right.
Fire!
Target neutralized.
See, sometimes
the old bruster knows best.
Threat detection.
New weapon
locking on target.
What the hell is that?
Warning.
target lock thunder.
Where the hell
did that come from?
Oh, god.
Oh, my god!
Special tactics terminated.
Destruction inevitable.
Oh, my god!
Daddy!
[Running footsteps
approaching]
What is it, honey?
Did you have
a bad dream?
No. I was just...
Thirsty.
I wanted some water.
That was one heck
of a holler
for just
a glass of water.
Sure you don't want to
talk about it?
I told you, dad,
it's nothing.
You can go to bed.
Ok?
Where did this
come from?
Just something
trelawny gave me.
I should've known.
I'm gonna have to have
a little talk with trelawny
first thing tomorrow.
Now go back to bed
and forget all this
baloney, ok?
I'll try.
Just hope Kelly's
sharing a dream tonight
and not a nightmare.
I love you.
I love you, too, dad.
Yo.
Every man's soul
knows perfect love.
His life
is a quest to find it.
My quest has ended here.
With you.
And mine with you.
[Bomb explodes]
[Bomb explodes]
[Bell rings]
[Bomb explodes]
Hurry.
Father, what's happening?
Mortador.
[Women scream]
You.
What are you
doing here?
Leave US at once!
I will not stand by--
you will stand by
and watch
your entire kingdom crumble!
Unless you find a way
to show me the respect
I deserve!
You're a barbarian!
You cannot
be trusted.
Perhaps not.
But he also
possesses an arsenal
of artillery cannons
hidden somewhere
in the desert.
Cannons that
he has proved,
and all too
dramatically,
can destroy US
in a matter of hours.
Today's bombardment
was only a warning.
Son, your future
as heir to my throne
is at stake.
What could be
more important
that it steals
your attention?
The answer.
And where
is this answer?
In your white castle, father.
On a beach.
Here you go.
Have a good day.
You look like
the dream crown
gave you much
to think about, sister.
Perhaps you
share a dream
with a newfound
soul mate?
Just for a minute.
Just when it started
getting interesting,
whoosh. It went away.
You say the dream
never finished?
This is not good.
Be careful.
Truth takes
some dangerous curves
when it can't see
its own tail.
Ooh, baby.
There is nothing wrong
with this dream's tail.
[Laughing]
Watch out, trelawny.
Storm's coming.
Your hocus pocus dream stuff
is history, trelawny.
Got it?
Jessica was up all night
with nightmares.
Whoa. Chill, my man.
You know the dream crown
is powerful medicine.
If it bring nightmares,
you should listen
to their story.
It scared her so much,
she won't even talk about it.
Every man's soul
knows perfect love.
His life is a quest
to find it.
My quest has ended here.
With you.
And mine with you.
What's going on?
My name is prince aramour,
and in my country,
a shared dream
is as common as the sunrise.
Kismet.
Of all the corny...
Hey, yo. Sheik dude!
I've heard some lines
in my time,
but that one
takes the moosaka.
Ok, that's it!
Flag on the play!
Ooh, hello.
No!
No!
Spence, bru,
it's not what you think.
It's not, huh?
No.
Well, when perfect strangers
invade my beach
with ginzu knives
and hot tempers,
I get a little testy.
He is perfect,
but he's not a stranger.
I can't explain it, ok?
I know how it would sound
to you two.
But you gotta let it go.
Trust me.
Please.
They've shared a dream,
me boys.
It's as a told you,
the dream crown
is powerful medicine.
♪ I will try to understand ♪
♪ how you came
to rescue me ♪
♪ a trip to never
neverland ♪
♪ on the wings of destiny ♪
♪ to play as I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ I'm dreamin', I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ I found the place
I want to stay ♪
♪ don't wake me
if I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ I'm dreamin', I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ if I die ♪
♪ I'll dream away ♪
♪ distant stars
shine in your eyes ♪
♪ distant stars
shine in your eyes ♪
♪ the burning flame
of mystery ♪
♪ and nothing can be denied ♪
♪ nothing
can be denied ♪
♪ then ask for all eternity ♪
♪ don't wake me
if I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ I'm dreamin', I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ I found a place
I want to stay... ♪
Is there anything wrong?
No. Nothing, it's...
Silly.
All my life
I've been afraid
when good things
have happened.
The higher you fly,
the further you fall.
What do you feel
in my hands?
Tender strength.
Hands that won't
let me fall.
It is customary
in your country
to invite one up
for coffee.
No disrespect
to this beautiful land, but...
Northern tandanasia coffee
has the sweet taste
of moonlight.
Come with me, my darling.
Tomorrow.
Taste the moonlight.
I just need a minute, ok?
Of course.
Come on, guys.
I'm not going off to war.
It's just an adventure.
I'll be back.
Your heart set on this?
My heart. Yeah.
Good choice of words.
That's a communicator.
Listen to me.
If anything happens to you,
you call US,
and we'll be there.
Ok?
Ok.
I'm gonna miss you.
Thanks, bru.
Think with your head
not only your heart.
You guys are such
romantics, aren't you?
Come here.
Give me a hug.
Come on, Jess.
[Using adding machine]
Jess, it's 2 in the morning.
What are you doing?
I figured it out.
I've already slept
32,177 hours.
So you see, dad,
I've slept
more than enough
for one lifetime.
You really don't want to
have that dream again, do you?
I'm just
not tired anymore.
Well, you may not
be tired, but I am.
Come on, champ.
Alley oop.
Good night,
and I love you.
Now go to sleep.
What holiday is this?
You. You are
the holiday.
They celebrate
your arrival.
They do this
with all the girls
you bring home
to meet the folks?
Actually,
you are the first.
So, I guess
this is what they mean
by the royal treatment.
Daddy! Uncle bru!
Daddy!
Dad, I'm glad you're here.
I'm so scared.
Honey, what's wrong?
My dream.
It was like in Aladdin.
Except for these
were real, live people.
You were both
rescuing a woman.
Racing over roof tops,
jumping on roofs
and flag Poles.
And bru,
he found a flying carpet
with a tiger on it,
and you jumped off
a tower with it,
and flew away.
Dreams aren't
for real, honey.
And it doesn't sound
like anything
to be afraid of.
It gets scarier.
You got the woman on thunder,
but uncle bru
made a big mistake.
Well, now we know
it's not real because
I don't make mistakes.
Actually, I did
make a mistake once.
It was April of '73.
I asked Linda tinto
to be my Valentine.
She was a second degree
black belt,
I was ambitious--
there was this big gun
firing at you.
And the computer wanted you
to shoot at a building,
but you only had
one bullet left,
so you changed
what the computer wanted,
and...and it made you
blow up.
Well, dream's all gone now.
It's out in the open.
So let's go back to bed.
And if you close your eyes,
uncle bru and I
will stay here
till you fall asleep
and give you
one of our super deluxe
back scratches.
And everything's
gonna be ok.
Oh, sorry.
You really don't
have to do that.
Thanks.
I'm really ok.
You don't have to fan me.
Thanks.
[Knock on door]
Come in.
Oh.
Prince aramour.
Please.
Accept this
humble gift
as a small token
of appreciation
of your visit.
I love gifts.
[Girls gasp]
I--it's beautiful.
I can't accept this.
Oh, but you must.
It's traditional.
All the women
in this country
wear this kind of dress.
On their wedding day.
Boy, you princes
waste no time, do you?
That's because there is
no time to waste.
The destiny of my kingdom
is hanging in the balance.
Kelly...
You and I, we...
We shared a dream.
And that dream
gave me the answer
to save my homeland.
[Footsteps]
Get out of my way!
What is going on here?
Who is he?
This is
most difficult.
The pain in my heart
strikes me deep
like a dagger.
But allow me
to explain.
In order to prove
my allegiance
to the war lord
mortador,
I must sacrifice my most
valuable treasure.
And what greater sacrifice
can there be
than to give up my dream.
My treasure.
My kismet.
Hold on.
I am nobody's treasure.
I beg to differ.
You will marry mortador.
Tomorrow.
This too is kismet.
The hell it is.
Bru!
Spence! Help me,
I'm in trouble!
Give me that!
Ow!
[Snoring]
[Sniffs]
Oh!
[Beeping]
[Beeping continues]
[Beeper]
[Beeping]
Thunder:
Transmission received.
Kelly: Bru, Spence, help me!
I'm in trouble!
Mortador: Give me that!
That was Kelly.
She's in trouble.
Wake trelawny up.
Tell her she's got to
stay with Jess.
Wait. If Kelly's in trouble,
that means the woman
in my dream was her,
and if you go,
you'll blow up in thunder.
I know it. You can't go.
I won't let you.
It's ok, Jess.
Don't worry.
We have to help Kelly.
What you had was a dream.
And dreams change
all the time.
Bru: Trelawny will meet US
at the beach in the morning.
Hey, boys. Here.
I made you some
nourishment
for your trip.
It will give you
strength and wisdom.
Hey, trelawny,
what's that?
That's me hot sauce.
It'll save you
many a trouble.
Ah, yeah.
Well, I heard the food
was plenty bland there.
Wait, dad.
I'm coming with you.
Jess, you know you can't
come with US.
But I can help you.
But you don't know
about the water wheel
or the nets,
or you probably forgot
all about
the flying carpet
with the tiger's face on it.
Honey, look, tell US
what else you saw
in your dream,
bru will
remember it,
and we'll watch out
for it.
Ok. Besides
the flying carpet,
you were trapped
in a small room
with sparks all around.
Then you used trelawny's
hot sauce on your food
and there was
a water wheel,
and you ran across
roof tops into a camel.
You can't do this.
I've got a life back home.
You can't just take that
away from me.
What about our dream?
This is the dream.
It just ended suddenly.
It ended with a barrage
of artillery fire
from mortador's army.
It was then I realized
that to give you up to him
was to save my country.
There's got to be
another way.
This is the only way.
[Bell rings]
My god.
The dream crown.
Dreams don't change.
Prepare her
for the ceremony.
Don't touch me.
Please!
Guards!
Unhand me!
Kelly!
[Screams]
No!
Ow! [Screams]
[Continues screaming]
No!
As I said...
Prepare her
for the ceremony.
Shielding deployed.
I sure wish Kelly
would've dreamed
about a prince who lived
a lot closer.
Like clearwater beach,
Florida.
You're right bro,
even at hyper speed,
it's still gonna be
another...2 hours.
What's in the fridge?
Food. Yeah.
I'm in a creative mood.
Let's see what I
can whip up.
Double meat whopper
all the way with cheese,
heavy on the onions
sure would be nice.
Spence, you gotta
feed the body
as well as the spirit.
Ok, then I'll have
fries with that.
You know what, how about
a nice filet mignon
ala rosini, huh, huh?
Or perhaps even
au naturel
with a little flambè
for flair.
And to get US
in the mood
for the northern
tandanasian coast,
fromage du goat.
Bru...
It's 8 A.M. in
northern tandanasia.
I think maybe a couple
breakfast buddies
would be more appropriate.
Oh, man.
What is it?
I don't believe it.
The inventory.
Oh, man!
One frozen burrito
and a can of cream
of mushroom soup.
Sounds great.
Add an ice cold squirt,
and I'll be
in hog heaven.
Wait.
Ah! Ha ha!
Eh voila!
Oh, wow. Trelawny's
care package.
What did she
pack in there?
You a leg or a breast man?
That all depends on
what it's attached to.
A lot of hot sauce.
Hit me with one of those
chicken breasts.
You ever tried
this stuff before?
Hold that stuff.
Tried it one time.
It took me two weeks
to get my tongue back.
Think I'll pass on it.
Hey, Spence. About this
Kelly, prince thing,
you believe in love
at first sight?
Oh, yeah.
Happened to me one time.
Linda clurge.
Body of a goddess.
Hmm.
Met her at the red onion
in the valley.
She was standing
next to the taco bar.
She had guacamole
all over her face.
It was love
at first bite.
Tell you what,
best summer I ever had.
Ever happen to you?
Yeah. Sort of.
Didn't turn out
as good as yours.
Wanda tricondanosis.
Is that a girl
or a foot disease?
Now don't be cruel.
Wanda tricondanosis.
Very first girl
I ever had a date with.
An older woman.
She was 8, I was 6.
We went to the moon gate.
Best Chinese in town.
She had a Shirley temple,
I had a Roy Rogers.
Night was young.
Anything was possible.
Then the waiter
put all the food
in the middle of the table.
My little arms
were too short to reach it.
Waiter had to come back
every time I wanted
another egg roll.
Most humiliating moment
of my life.
Sad story, bru.
Still haven't gotten over it.
Warning!
detecting oppressive
tactical weaponry
on sonar.
Guidance trap door
spider missile
with a command
destruct signal
locked on our
thrusters, brother.
Impact in 11 seconds.
Stop all engines.
Rig systems
for silent running.
Lock on traces
and straddle firing.
Straddle firing
lock engaged.
6 seconds.
5, 4, 3, 2...
Fire!
Good shooting, man.
Thunder, switch
to deep sonar
and scan for additional
trap door missiles.
Negative
on image sighting.
Agog penetration grid
shows no data on additional
launch flight coordinates.
Oh, great!
We're in the middle
of a minefield,
we don't even know
where they are.
No way northern
tandanasia
could deploy
trap door technology.
The Soviets could.
5 years ago.
Exactly.
During the conflict
to protect
tandanasian waters.
The missiles are buried
20 feet
beneath the ocean floor.
They target
engine vibration
and unless they receive
an abort code,
they open
their trap doors,
and they launch,
brother.
Can we break the codes?
Maybe in a day or two,
but by then,
Kelly could be doing
the dance
of the 7 veils.
Well, we just can't sit here
in silent running forever.
Well, the only other
way I can think of
is for US to clear a safety
corridor for ourselves.
You don't mean US,
you mean me.
Hey, you got the easy job.
All you gotta do
is open the doors.
I'm the one who's gotta
shoot them down.
[Chuckling]
Hey, there's no blast
until it's out
of the water.
They launch
on compressed nitrogen.
Ah! Spence. No dive gear.
Vibrations.
It's not my fault.
I didn't put
the missiles down there.
Thunder, switch computer
console to port controls.
Ok, Spence sweep at full
half-moon patterns.
Launch sensors
are about 10 feet
from the trap doors
themselves.
Spence, pull back!
You triggered one!
[Alarm buzzing]
And...
Ha ha!
Got one!
Good teamwork, partner.
Keep 'em comin'.
Don't worry, bro.
If they're down here,
I'll flush 'em out
for you.
[Alarm buzzing]
[Alarm buzzing]
Hey, bro, I think
we've just come up
with a new action sport.
[Alarm buzzing]
All right, Spence,
thunder calculates
only one more missile before
we reach the perimeter.
Sorry to hear that.
I'm gettin' real,
real good at this.
Spence!
Spence, abort!
The trap door
isn't opening!
The missile's gonna
explode on impact!
[Hydraulics
on door whirring]
Spence,
get out of there!
[Grunting]
Spence!
Spence! Spence,
can you hear me?
Spence!
Computer: Diver in.
You ok, man?
Not really.
Can't believe
you didn't bring
any of those leftover
French fries with US.
[Laughing]
I tell you what.
I'll mold up some soy meal
and season it.
You'll never know
the difference.
I will now.
Good work.
Good shooting.
Ok, I'll admit it.
Admit what?
You had
the tougher job.
Let's go get Kelly.
R.o.c.
For hyper-speed?
On my Mark.
Hyper-speed routine
of command activated.
4, 3, 2, 1.
Mm-hmm.
So that's what
northern tandanasia
looks like.
What do you think, bro?
By the water wheel's
the best bet.
Water wheel?
Wasn't there something
about a water wheel
in Jess's dream?
Coincidence.
I'm gonna get
the equipment together
before we go ashore.
Don't forget the ropes
and the grappling gear.
Got it.
Whoa!
Look at that, man!
No!
I wonder what that son
of a bialy is doin' to her?
Doesn't look
much like kismet to me.
More like
a machine gun wedding.
Let's boogie.
You got it, bro.
No!
Let go of me!
Ow!
Let go of me!
No!
Agh!
Aw, well,
don't sweat it, guys.
We're
on the bride's side.
Ow!
Bru:
Hey, hey, hey!
Spence: Hey! Stop it!
Inside now!
Quickly!
Quickly now!
Be polite!
[Guard shouting
command]
[Door locking]
Hey!
Hey, yo, sport!
How about
a phone ca--aah!
Surprise!
We do have electricity.
[Laughing]
Ohh.
Bru!
Bru!
Bru!
Oh, god. Bru!
Bru!
What, what, what, what?
What? Ow!
Bru, you ok?
Ohh! Ok's not exactly
the word I would use.
How about 20,000 volts?
Oh, man.
Major headache.
You got any aspirin?
Tylenol.
Spence, bru...
God, where are you?
I'm now going
to read silently
from the ceremonial book
of northern tandanasia.
What time is it?
[Laughing]
Spence,
that's the third time
you've done that
to me, ok?
The bit's getting
a little bit old.
[Yawn, sigh]
Well, the good news is,
these weddings,
they can take hours.
Everybody's
got to sit around,
listen to the officiate
while he reads
from the ceremonial book,
bada yada.
Kind of like a superstition
or something, huh?
Well, they figure the longer
the ceremony lasts,
the longer
the wedding'll last, hmm?
Ah!
Mmm!
Very nice.
Hey, get away
from there!
Away, away!
Hmm!
Hey!
Yo, sports fan!
Sports fan?
You sure
you want to do that?
I don't like noise
when I eat.
He doesn't like noise
when he eats.
Ok, hey, hey, it's
none of our business.
I imagine they've
all been inoculated
for tricondanosis anyways,
wouldn't you think?
Hmm. Makes sense in
these neck of the woods.
Yeah. Enjoy.
Uh, what is
this tricondano--
tri--what you said?
Tricondanosis?
Yeah.
You've never heard--
you know what?
I'll bet you they have
a different name for it here.
Yeah, it's pretty rare
back home.
Yeah. Tricondanosis
is small, uh...
Parasite?
No, it's
a animal, actually.
It's an animal?
It grows in hot, dry,
Sandy places.
Aha, yeah, especially
around camels.
Loves camels.
Yeah, lays its eggs
in certain foods.
Lamb...
Rice, uh,
stuff like that.
I don't think they need
to worry, do they?
No, I don't think
it pertains to this area.
Well, he's the expert.
You know, his brother came
down with a bout of it in Iran.
Was a horrible story.
What happened?
Oh, I don't want
to talk about it.
Tell me!
Tell me!
He said he doesn't want
to talk about it.
Tell me!
Oh, all right.
Ok, the animal lays its eggs
in the food,
you eat the food,
the food goes
into your stomach,
the eggs hatch
in your stomach,
and, uh...
Ever seen
the movie alien?
Agh! Oh!
Oh, oh, now,
it's an awful shame
to waste good food
like that,
especially when
there's a simple
test to see if there's
anything in there.
What test?
Well, that's not
my job description, now, is it?
I'm a prisoner of war,
not a health inspector.
Tell me now,
or you'll be
missing in action!
[Whispering]
Ok.
Ok.
Stand back
from the door!
Ok, let's have
a look-see.
Uh...
You're in my light.
Psst. Psst, psst!
Voilà.
Ha ha ha!
Trelawny's hot sauce.
A lovely year.
A dup dup doo...
Voilà.
Mm.
Shall we?
Ok, everything
looks kosher.
Have a nice lunch.
Aah! Agh!
[Coughing]
After you.
Thank you.
Sorry, man.
We're on a mission.
Nothing's
gonna stop US.
Come on, bru.
Let's save a friend.
You got it, man.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
Come on. Hurry up!
Let the wedding begin.
We are brought here
together
under the glorious eyes
of the sun to witness...
...in order that he can
place his hand...
...to show our allegiance
to the great warrior, mortador,
my son, prince aramour,
has surrendered
his greatest gift,
the gift of
the destiny of love.
Today,
I shall officiate
at mortador's marriage
to my son's love.
[Women screaming]
Drop it!
Drop it now!
I mean it!
Ok!
If there's anyone
among US who feels
that these two people
should not be joined
in holy matrimony,
speak up now!
Stay where you are.
This is my battle!
Cha!
Aah!
Aah!
Bru: Get him, Spence!
Come on, man!
Aah!
Oh!
Agh!
Ohh!
Yah! Yah!
Ohh!
Spence: Oh, yeah!
Surrender!
Surrender or die!
I surrender.
Good choice.
Hey, legs,
how'd you like to go home?
Boy, would I like that.
Let's go, honey.
No one has ever
defeated mortador.
He described your conflict
as a battle,
and as tradition dictates,
if he surrenders
in battle,
he concedes power.
The wedding is off!
Meet our new warlord.
[Shouting,
firing weapons in the air]
Wait a minute!
And I can marry
my dream.
Now wait a minute!
[Cocks weapon]
[Cocking weapons]
Now, wait a minute!
[Musician playing
stringed instrument]
What a peaceful
scuttlebutt.
You know, Spence,
I have renewed respect for you.
I never thought
you'd like fatwan.
I'm hungry,
and it's good.
What is it?
Baked bat lips.
Not bad.
Too much fennel.
Don't see how we're
gonna get Kelly
past these guards.
We'll work on it.
[Musician stops
playing]
A toast.
To our newfound friends.
Father.
There is no reward
I can give you
for the gift
you have given me
for defeating mortador...
[Shouting]
And bringing me back
my dream wife.
There's one.
Let Kelly go.
Impossible.
Fate cannot be changed.
She will remain here
for the rest of he life.
However, there is one thing
I want to give you.
My daughter, Fatima,
shall become your wife.
[Claps]
Careful, Spence.
I've seen this in movies.
Daughters of kings invariably
look like dick butkus.
Maybe we can
make this work.
Spence, wake up
and smell the tabouli.
This is not an option.
[Sniffing]
And for you,
the thin one--
hey!
I have decided to make you
our grand naforiny.
You will be in charge
of all the ladies in waiting.
You will bathe them,
sleep with them,
rule over them.
They will obey
your every wish and command.
You know, maybe we're being
a little bit rash here.
I mean, we have to think
about our future.
The food's great.
I'll bet they have
a fantastic...
Retirement plan.
[Music playing]
[Seagulls calling]
♪ I look in my mind,
and I see ♪
♪ 100 years comin' at me ♪
♪ oh, baby ♪
♪ a man's gotta
have his dream ♪
♪ oh, and you reach out
and touch me inside ♪
♪ and I think, oh, are you
the woman I been lookin' for ♪
♪ all my life? ♪
♪ Well, oh, ohh-ohh ohh ♪
♪ na-na na-na na-na
na-na, yeah, oh ♪
♪ stay with me ♪
♪ feel the fun ♪
♪ every time
I see your eyes ♪
♪ makes me move inside ♪
♪ don't give in,
don't give up, no, no ♪
♪ that dream ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ that dream ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ that dream ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ that dream ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ mmm, na na na,
oh, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ you come with me ♪
♪ what do I see
in your face? ♪
♪ A little dream,
a little mystery ♪
♪ about the best of me ♪
♪ what you lookin'
in my eyes for? ♪
♪ Like I'm a magic prince
wants to open up your ♪
♪ your fantasy door, well ♪
♪ oh, no, no, no ♪
♪ that dream ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ uh-huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ yes, I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
[Music fades]
If this pleases you,
we shall begin
your transformation immediately.
Wait, wait,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[Whistling]
What--what transformation?
We must make sure
you are absent of temptation
that our women
remain pure.
How you gonna do that?
Aah!
Wow!
Ok. Uh, hey, kingmeister,
great fiesta,
but now I think
it's time to...
Split!
Split!
You dare to turn down
the gifts of our king?
You will die.
Oh, no,
not you again!
Rahh!
Come on, legs.
Party's over.
We're outta here.
Stop them!
Aah--ooh!
Aah!
See ya!
[People screaming]
Hey! Hey!
[Shouting]
Aah!
Thunder, activate
remote guidance!
Remote guidance
activating.
Hey, come on!
[Shouting]
Let's go the long way!
Aah!
[Shouting]
[Gunfire]
What's happening here?
Get on the rooftops.
That's
the only way out!
Go! I'll
meet you on top!
Ha-tah!
Go up the ladder!
Whoa!
Ooh! Aah!
I said, unh!
Hyah!
Dead end. Dead end!
Grab a handful,
legs!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Kelly: Hurry, Spence!
[Shouting]
Bru, behind you!
Aah!
Come on!
Oh, you're kidding!
Well, now
where do we go?
Down!
Spencer, no!
Aah!
Aah!
Ohh!
Yah!
Aah!
Get up the ladder!
Whoa! Hey, hey!
Watch it!
Hey!, steady!
Thank you very, very--
watch out! Whoa-ho!
Give me your hand!
Come on!
Thank you--whoa!
Hey! Ok,
this is gettin' old!
Uh! No!
Oh! Guys!
Guys, could you work this
out on your own, please?
Kelly: Bru!
Get off there!
Come on! Come on!
Ah-suh!
Whoa-oh!
Who's talkin'
anger now?
Yeah, well, you weren't
almost made a grand naforiny.
Hey!
Listen, if we can
find something
to make
a hand-hold out of,
I think we got
a way out of here.
Trelawny's voice: And
this is a trumpet vine.
It's as strong
as your soul
and twice as virtuous.
Use this!
For what,
a corsage?
Trust me, it'll work.
[Straining]
It's strong stuff.
It'll work.
Let's go!
Go for it.
Grab this.
Wait a minute! I didn't
know this was for me!
And don't look down!
Have a fun trip,
legs!
Aah!
Ok. We're gonna have
to find another way out.
Yeah.
Spence.
Ah ha ha ha!
Am I a genius,
or what?
Look, look!
A tiger!
Don't you remember?
Jessica's dream.
Everything she told US
has come true so far.
She said we were gonna
escape on a flying carpet.
Bru, you're about
50 bullets short
of an assault rifle.
You're trying to tell me
we're gonna fly out of here
on a magic carpet?
What do I look,
crazy?
No, no! But there's
a substantial updraft
comin' off the street there.
We use it
like a hang glider.
You ever tried
this out before?
Spence, who's got time?
And this is definitely
one of those things
that you don't try
at home.
But we don't have a lot
of options now, do we?
What's the worst thing
that could happen?
We plummet 200 feet
to our death.
Oh, hell, if you
put it that way.
Let's do it.
Ohh!
Ohh!
Aah!
Aah!
Oh, my god!
You guys ok?
That's the last time
I listen to you!
Well, the idea seemed
structurally sound!
Kelly:
Come on, guys!
Please, Kelly.
Don't run.
You're free now.
Come with me.
We can finally taste
the moonlight.
Taste this,
you royal wimp!
Ah! Oh!
Thunder's activated.
She's waitin'.
Let's go!
Let's go!
My hand, Spence!
My hand!
[Gunfire]
Kelly: Oh!
Don't these guys
ever give up?
Oh!
Get him, Spence!
Ooh! Aah!
Aah!
Oh, no!
Aah!
Let's go!
Computer: Battle shield
activated.
Cloaking.
Fire!
Strap yourself in,
Kelly.
I got it.
Fire!
All hell's breakin'
loose out there.
You ok, legs?
I'm ok. Just get US
out of here.
Right!
We're not out
of the water yet.
We've got incoming
from the east.
Not for long.
Computer,
this is bru 1327.
Interface aggressive tactical
weaponry on forward view screen.
Fire!
Scanning
for enemy weaponry
on tactical target.
Weapons position locked.
Showing two insurgency
threats.
Whoa, man! This is
just like Jess's dream!
Show me lock-in.
Ready target for port one
Maverick missile.
Fire!
Computer: Adjusting target,
computer override.
Technical modification.
Bru: You're crazy!
How could shooting out
an ammo bunker
take out an artillery
Cannon half a mile away?
I don't know, bru,
but if you take out
the hornets' nest,
like in Jess's dream,
we get aced!
Don't you get started!
All right,
what would you do?
Like I told Jess,
you can change
a dream.
[Machine gun firing]
Fire!
Rrr!
Gimme computer override!
I'm doin'
a manual launch!
What?!
Give me
computer override!
I'm gonna launch
manually!
Trust me, man!
Computer: Manual override.
Re-targeting.
Manual lock on my Mark.
6 clicks right.
Modified target locked.
Fire!
Fire!
3...2...
Abort that!
Abort that!
Give me computer launch!
Computer launch
on my Mark!
Fire when secured!
Target locked.
Ignition
of underground fuel line.
Aah!
Aah!
Total destruction
of multiple weaponry.
Get out! Get out!
[Shouting]
Computer:
Targets neutralized.
Yeah, ha ha!
Yes! Yes, indeed!
Yes, man!
Indeed! Indeed!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Ooh-whee!
Any way you guys
could do hyper-speed?
I can't wait
to get home.
Sounds good to me,
mon frère.
Starting r.O.C.
For hyper-speed.
Routine of command
for hyper-speed activated.
Turbo-thrusters
at full load.
Hyper-speed initiated.
Little one, look,
you're lost in the swamp.
Now, if you'd been
paying attention,
you could have entered
the rodeo at Cheyenne.
I've still got
lots of chances
to make
the national finals.
Not as many
as you think.
Remember, we're playing
championship rodeo,
not monopoly.
Jessie, pay attention.
I am.
What time is it?
Much too late to be up.
Daddy!
Ha ha!
Daddy,
I was so worried.
Well, dreams change, Jess,
sometimes for the better.
Especially thanks
to your information.
[Kissing]
You mean, all that stuff
I told you came true?
You flew
on a magic carpet?
Well, we took
a little trip on one.
Trelawny: You look
as if you've been
on a bit of a trip
yourself, sister.
Well, it would have been
a bigger crash
if it wasn't
for your dream crown.
Ah, the dream crown.
I told ya,
strong medicine.
Well,
you look beautiful.
Did you get married?
No.
What I got, though,
was an education.
Look, I know I caused
you guys a lot of trouble,
so tomorrow, scuttlebutt,
drinks on me,
for my heroes.
Sounds great, legs,
but, um, I'm gonna
have to get
a little sleep tonight.
I've got boat-lag.
Now, come on, Jess.
Let's get down and see
who's gonna win
this here rodeo.
Moo! Yee-ha!
Hey, wait a minute.
Give me a hug.
Sweetie. Here we go.
Here we go.
All right,
all right.
Ooh, this should be
just about enough money
to put a new paint job
on thunder.
[Music playing,
people chatting]
Here ya go.
Thanks.
Ok.
I don't blame the guys
for not coming.
I kind of
really messed up.
Kelly, don't fold
your cards
so quickly
on your dreams, sister.
They're foxy
little devils.
They'll sneak up on you
from behind
and pinch you
when you least expect it.
Hey, hey, ladies!
Ladies, ladies,
ladies!
How about
a bru special,
heavy
on the umbrellas.
Use that fake,
uh, goblet thing.
If I can remember
where I left it.
2 iced teas,
and light
on the sugar.
Anything for my heroes.
You guys.
I guess it's kismet
that you're here with US.
I don't think
it's kismet.
I think it's paradise.
I'll drink to that.
Yo ho!
A toast to the greatest
set of gams on the beach.
Good to have you back,
honey.
Hey!
Captioning made possible by
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♪ When the sun comes up ♪
♪ in paradise ♪
♪ girls look pretty ♪
♪ ooh, they look nice ♪
♪ I can smell the coco-lotion ♪
♪ in the air ♪
♪ cool breeze blowin' ♪
♪ everywhere ♪
♪ better start runnin' ♪
♪ 'cause there's
a hurricane comin' ♪
♪ thunder in paradise ♪
♪ mess with him ♪
♪ it's like rollin' the dice ♪
♪ thunder in paradise ♪
♪ when you fool
around with him ♪
♪ you're playin'
with your life ♪
♪ playin' with your life ♪
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Man: I've had this dream
at least
a dozen times before.
I'm walking in the desert.
I'm walking
in the desert
and there's
no sky above me.
Imagine...no sky.
And I think this dream
is really about you.
Or maybe it's about me.
And I wonder
if we're really
ready for all of this.
All this mystery.
In retrospect,
I'm not sure
what all this time
will be.
Probably a long time ago.
But we hang on to it.
Maybe it just seems longer.
Cause I've had this dream
at least
a dozen times before.
I'm walking
through the desert.
I'm walking in the desert,
and there's no sky
above me.
Imagine...no sky.
And I think this dream
is really about you.
Or maybe...About me.
And I wonder if
you're really ready
for all this.
All this mystery.
In retrospect, I'm not sure
when all this started.
Probably a long time ago.
Or maybe not.
Maybe it just seems longer.
'Cause I've had this dream
at least
a dozen times before.
How much longer,
trelawny?
We're almost there,
little one.
Thank goodness for that.
Come on.
Ah, here it is, ladies.
The dream hollow.
Look at these flowers.
Yes. And this is
a trumpet vine.
It's as strong
as your soul,
and twice as virtuous.
Here, I'll make you
a crown.
Ah, the dream crown.
You know, this is old as
all of creation.
Some say god put one
upon his head,
dreamed the universe,
and here we stand.
Here, Kelly. Put it on.
Stand upon the rock.
I don't know, trelawny.
I don't even wear
birthday hats
because they feel
so ridiculous.
They're so silly,
you know?
Kelly daughter,
were you not the one
that wanted to have
your dreams fulfilled?
You came to me
with tales of woe
of your love life.
Come on, Kelly.
It'll be fun.
I'll join you.
Yes. Come.
I'll make one
for you, little one.
Ok. Here. Climb the rock,
put it on your head,
and turn to face the west.
Where the sun
finds its slumber.
I just wish dad
and uncle bru were here.
I'm sure they have
some dreams
that need to be
fulfilled.
Could you imagine your dad
in one of these?
[Both giggle]
I didn't think so.
Come now, come now.
Face the sun. Look up.
Close your eyes
and let the dream take over.
Come dream, come slumber.
[Speaking in
foreign dialect]
Don't peek, Jessie.
Come dream.
Come slumber.
[Speaking in
foreign dialect]
Dream...
Come dream...
[People scream]
Thunder, activate
remote guidance.
Computer:
Remote guidance activating.
Let's go!
This way, Princess.
Strap yourself in.
Computer:
Battle shield activated.
Cloaking.
Shielding deployed.
Fire!
All hell's breaking
loose out there.
We're not out of
the water yet, bro.
They're giving US
incoming from the east.
Not for long.
Computer, this is bru 1327.
Interface aggressive
tactical weaponry
on forward view screen.
Scanning.
Don't like the way
they're treating our scarab.
I think it's time
to give them
a lesson in manners.
Got it, bro.
Fire!
Fire!
Warning! Warning!
He's triangulating
his targets.
A few good shots, and
we'll be roast duck, man.
Don't get out
the orange sauce just yet,
I've almost got a lock
on Elmer Fudd out there.
Target locked.
Let's revoke
his hunting license.
Load 3 sidewinders
for locked target.
Port two only operative.
Damage to all other
missile ports.
Damn! That last blast
took out all but one
Maverick missile port.
Fire!
Show me lock and ready target
for port one Maverick missile.
Testing target.
Computer override.
Tactical modification.
What are you doing?
Aim for the gunner,
not the ammo bunker.
Modified target locked.
You want to hit
the sniper?
We're running out
of lucky shots.
Well, don't look at me.
Thunder's locked onto
the ammunition bunker
instead of the man
with the fire power.
I got only one
silver bullet here, brother.
I'm overriding.
What?
Manual launch. Override.
Do it, man. Trust me.
Manual launch override!
Manual override.
Re-targeting.
Manual launch.
6 clicks right.
Fire!
Target neutralized.
See, sometimes
the old bruster knows best.
Threat detection.
New weapon
locking on target.
What the hell is that?
Warning.
target lock thunder.
Where the hell
did that come from?
Oh, god.
Oh, my god!
Special tactics terminated.
Destruction inevitable.
Oh, my god!
Daddy!
[Running footsteps
approaching]
What is it, honey?
Did you have
a bad dream?
No. I was just...
Thirsty.
I wanted some water.
That was one heck
of a holler
for just
a glass of water.
Sure you don't want to
talk about it?
I told you, dad,
it's nothing.
You can go to bed.
Ok?
Where did this
come from?
Just something
trelawny gave me.
I should've known.
I'm gonna have to have
a little talk with trelawny
first thing tomorrow.
Now go back to bed
and forget all this
baloney, ok?
I'll try.
Just hope Kelly's
sharing a dream tonight
and not a nightmare.
I love you.
I love you, too, dad.
Yo.
Every man's soul
knows perfect love.
His life
is a quest to find it.
My quest has ended here.
With you.
And mine with you.
[Bomb explodes]
[Bomb explodes]
[Bell rings]
[Bomb explodes]
Hurry.
Father, what's happening?
Mortador.
[Women scream]
You.
What are you
doing here?
Leave US at once!
I will not stand by--
you will stand by
and watch
your entire kingdom crumble!
Unless you find a way
to show me the respect
I deserve!
You're a barbarian!
You cannot
be trusted.
Perhaps not.
But he also
possesses an arsenal
of artillery cannons
hidden somewhere
in the desert.
Cannons that
he has proved,
and all too
dramatically,
can destroy US
in a matter of hours.
Today's bombardment
was only a warning.
Son, your future
as heir to my throne
is at stake.
What could be
more important
that it steals
your attention?
The answer.
And where
is this answer?
In your white castle, father.
On a beach.
Here you go.
Have a good day.
You look like
the dream crown
gave you much
to think about, sister.
Perhaps you
share a dream
with a newfound
soul mate?
Just for a minute.
Just when it started
getting interesting,
whoosh. It went away.
You say the dream
never finished?
This is not good.
Be careful.
Truth takes
some dangerous curves
when it can't see
its own tail.
Ooh, baby.
There is nothing wrong
with this dream's tail.
[Laughing]
Watch out, trelawny.
Storm's coming.
Your hocus pocus dream stuff
is history, trelawny.
Got it?
Jessica was up all night
with nightmares.
Whoa. Chill, my man.
You know the dream crown
is powerful medicine.
If it bring nightmares,
you should listen
to their story.
It scared her so much,
she won't even talk about it.
Every man's soul
knows perfect love.
His life is a quest
to find it.
My quest has ended here.
With you.
And mine with you.
What's going on?
My name is prince aramour,
and in my country,
a shared dream
is as common as the sunrise.
Kismet.
Of all the corny...
Hey, yo. Sheik dude!
I've heard some lines
in my time,
but that one
takes the moosaka.
Ok, that's it!
Flag on the play!
Ooh, hello.
No!
No!
Spence, bru,
it's not what you think.
It's not, huh?
No.
Well, when perfect strangers
invade my beach
with ginzu knives
and hot tempers,
I get a little testy.
He is perfect,
but he's not a stranger.
I can't explain it, ok?
I know how it would sound
to you two.
But you gotta let it go.
Trust me.
Please.
They've shared a dream,
me boys.
It's as a told you,
the dream crown
is powerful medicine.
♪ I will try to understand ♪
♪ how you came
to rescue me ♪
♪ a trip to never
neverland ♪
♪ on the wings of destiny ♪
♪ to play as I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ I'm dreamin', I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ I found the place
I want to stay ♪
♪ don't wake me
if I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ I'm dreamin', I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ if I die ♪
♪ I'll dream away ♪
♪ distant stars
shine in your eyes ♪
♪ distant stars
shine in your eyes ♪
♪ the burning flame
of mystery ♪
♪ and nothing can be denied ♪
♪ nothing
can be denied ♪
♪ then ask for all eternity ♪
♪ don't wake me
if I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ I'm dreamin', I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ I found a place
I want to stay... ♪
Is there anything wrong?
No. Nothing, it's...
Silly.
All my life
I've been afraid
when good things
have happened.
The higher you fly,
the further you fall.
What do you feel
in my hands?
Tender strength.
Hands that won't
let me fall.
It is customary
in your country
to invite one up
for coffee.
No disrespect
to this beautiful land, but...
Northern tandanasia coffee
has the sweet taste
of moonlight.
Come with me, my darling.
Tomorrow.
Taste the moonlight.
I just need a minute, ok?
Of course.
Come on, guys.
I'm not going off to war.
It's just an adventure.
I'll be back.
Your heart set on this?
My heart. Yeah.
Good choice of words.
That's a communicator.
Listen to me.
If anything happens to you,
you call US,
and we'll be there.
Ok?
Ok.
I'm gonna miss you.
Thanks, bru.
Think with your head
not only your heart.
You guys are such
romantics, aren't you?
Come here.
Give me a hug.
Come on, Jess.
[Using adding machine]
Jess, it's 2 in the morning.
What are you doing?
I figured it out.
I've already slept
32,177 hours.
So you see, dad,
I've slept
more than enough
for one lifetime.
You really don't want to
have that dream again, do you?
I'm just
not tired anymore.
Well, you may not
be tired, but I am.
Come on, champ.
Alley oop.
Good night,
and I love you.
Now go to sleep.
What holiday is this?
You. You are
the holiday.
They celebrate
your arrival.
They do this
with all the girls
you bring home
to meet the folks?
Actually,
you are the first.
So, I guess
this is what they mean
by the royal treatment.
Daddy! Uncle bru!
Daddy!
Dad, I'm glad you're here.
I'm so scared.
Honey, what's wrong?
My dream.
It was like in Aladdin.
Except for these
were real, live people.
You were both
rescuing a woman.
Racing over roof tops,
jumping on roofs
and flag Poles.
And bru,
he found a flying carpet
with a tiger on it,
and you jumped off
a tower with it,
and flew away.
Dreams aren't
for real, honey.
And it doesn't sound
like anything
to be afraid of.
It gets scarier.
You got the woman on thunder,
but uncle bru
made a big mistake.
Well, now we know
it's not real because
I don't make mistakes.
Actually, I did
make a mistake once.
It was April of '73.
I asked Linda tinto
to be my Valentine.
She was a second degree
black belt,
I was ambitious--
there was this big gun
firing at you.
And the computer wanted you
to shoot at a building,
but you only had
one bullet left,
so you changed
what the computer wanted,
and...and it made you
blow up.
Well, dream's all gone now.
It's out in the open.
So let's go back to bed.
And if you close your eyes,
uncle bru and I
will stay here
till you fall asleep
and give you
one of our super deluxe
back scratches.
And everything's
gonna be ok.
Oh, sorry.
You really don't
have to do that.
Thanks.
I'm really ok.
You don't have to fan me.
Thanks.
[Knock on door]
Come in.
Oh.
Prince aramour.
Please.
Accept this
humble gift
as a small token
of appreciation
of your visit.
I love gifts.
[Girls gasp]
I--it's beautiful.
I can't accept this.
Oh, but you must.
It's traditional.
All the women
in this country
wear this kind of dress.
On their wedding day.
Boy, you princes
waste no time, do you?
That's because there is
no time to waste.
The destiny of my kingdom
is hanging in the balance.
Kelly...
You and I, we...
We shared a dream.
And that dream
gave me the answer
to save my homeland.
[Footsteps]
Get out of my way!
What is going on here?
Who is he?
This is
most difficult.
The pain in my heart
strikes me deep
like a dagger.
But allow me
to explain.
In order to prove
my allegiance
to the war lord
mortador,
I must sacrifice my most
valuable treasure.
And what greater sacrifice
can there be
than to give up my dream.
My treasure.
My kismet.
Hold on.
I am nobody's treasure.
I beg to differ.
You will marry mortador.
Tomorrow.
This too is kismet.
The hell it is.
Bru!
Spence! Help me,
I'm in trouble!
Give me that!
Ow!
[Snoring]
[Sniffs]
Oh!
[Beeping]
[Beeping continues]
[Beeper]
[Beeping]
Thunder:
Transmission received.
Kelly: Bru, Spence, help me!
I'm in trouble!
Mortador: Give me that!
That was Kelly.
She's in trouble.
Wake trelawny up.
Tell her she's got to
stay with Jess.
Wait. If Kelly's in trouble,
that means the woman
in my dream was her,
and if you go,
you'll blow up in thunder.
I know it. You can't go.
I won't let you.
It's ok, Jess.
Don't worry.
We have to help Kelly.
What you had was a dream.
And dreams change
all the time.
Bru: Trelawny will meet US
at the beach in the morning.
Hey, boys. Here.
I made you some
nourishment
for your trip.
It will give you
strength and wisdom.
Hey, trelawny,
what's that?
That's me hot sauce.
It'll save you
many a trouble.
Ah, yeah.
Well, I heard the food
was plenty bland there.
Wait, dad.
I'm coming with you.
Jess, you know you can't
come with US.
But I can help you.
But you don't know
about the water wheel
or the nets,
or you probably forgot
all about
the flying carpet
with the tiger's face on it.
Honey, look, tell US
what else you saw
in your dream,
bru will
remember it,
and we'll watch out
for it.
Ok. Besides
the flying carpet,
you were trapped
in a small room
with sparks all around.
Then you used trelawny's
hot sauce on your food
and there was
a water wheel,
and you ran across
roof tops into a camel.
You can't do this.
I've got a life back home.
You can't just take that
away from me.
What about our dream?
This is the dream.
It just ended suddenly.
It ended with a barrage
of artillery fire
from mortador's army.
It was then I realized
that to give you up to him
was to save my country.
There's got to be
another way.
This is the only way.
[Bell rings]
My god.
The dream crown.
Dreams don't change.
Prepare her
for the ceremony.
Don't touch me.
Please!
Guards!
Unhand me!
Kelly!
[Screams]
No!
Ow! [Screams]
[Continues screaming]
No!
As I said...
Prepare her
for the ceremony.
Shielding deployed.
I sure wish Kelly
would've dreamed
about a prince who lived
a lot closer.
Like clearwater beach,
Florida.
You're right bro,
even at hyper speed,
it's still gonna be
another...2 hours.
What's in the fridge?
Food. Yeah.
I'm in a creative mood.
Let's see what I
can whip up.
Double meat whopper
all the way with cheese,
heavy on the onions
sure would be nice.
Spence, you gotta
feed the body
as well as the spirit.
Ok, then I'll have
fries with that.
You know what, how about
a nice filet mignon
ala rosini, huh, huh?
Or perhaps even
au naturel
with a little flambè
for flair.
And to get US
in the mood
for the northern
tandanasian coast,
fromage du goat.
Bru...
It's 8 A.M. in
northern tandanasia.
I think maybe a couple
breakfast buddies
would be more appropriate.
Oh, man.
What is it?
I don't believe it.
The inventory.
Oh, man!
One frozen burrito
and a can of cream
of mushroom soup.
Sounds great.
Add an ice cold squirt,
and I'll be
in hog heaven.
Wait.
Ah! Ha ha!
Eh voila!
Oh, wow. Trelawny's
care package.
What did she
pack in there?
You a leg or a breast man?
That all depends on
what it's attached to.
A lot of hot sauce.
Hit me with one of those
chicken breasts.
You ever tried
this stuff before?
Hold that stuff.
Tried it one time.
It took me two weeks
to get my tongue back.
Think I'll pass on it.
Hey, Spence. About this
Kelly, prince thing,
you believe in love
at first sight?
Oh, yeah.
Happened to me one time.
Linda clurge.
Body of a goddess.
Hmm.
Met her at the red onion
in the valley.
She was standing
next to the taco bar.
She had guacamole
all over her face.
It was love
at first bite.
Tell you what,
best summer I ever had.
Ever happen to you?
Yeah. Sort of.
Didn't turn out
as good as yours.
Wanda tricondanosis.
Is that a girl
or a foot disease?
Now don't be cruel.
Wanda tricondanosis.
Very first girl
I ever had a date with.
An older woman.
She was 8, I was 6.
We went to the moon gate.
Best Chinese in town.
She had a Shirley temple,
I had a Roy Rogers.
Night was young.
Anything was possible.
Then the waiter
put all the food
in the middle of the table.
My little arms
were too short to reach it.
Waiter had to come back
every time I wanted
another egg roll.
Most humiliating moment
of my life.
Sad story, bru.
Still haven't gotten over it.
Warning!
detecting oppressive
tactical weaponry
on sonar.
Guidance trap door
spider missile
with a command
destruct signal
locked on our
thrusters, brother.
Impact in 11 seconds.
Stop all engines.
Rig systems
for silent running.
Lock on traces
and straddle firing.
Straddle firing
lock engaged.
6 seconds.
5, 4, 3, 2...
Fire!
Good shooting, man.
Thunder, switch
to deep sonar
and scan for additional
trap door missiles.
Negative
on image sighting.
Agog penetration grid
shows no data on additional
launch flight coordinates.
Oh, great!
We're in the middle
of a minefield,
we don't even know
where they are.
No way northern
tandanasia
could deploy
trap door technology.
The Soviets could.
5 years ago.
Exactly.
During the conflict
to protect
tandanasian waters.
The missiles are buried
20 feet
beneath the ocean floor.
They target
engine vibration
and unless they receive
an abort code,
they open
their trap doors,
and they launch,
brother.
Can we break the codes?
Maybe in a day or two,
but by then,
Kelly could be doing
the dance
of the 7 veils.
Well, we just can't sit here
in silent running forever.
Well, the only other
way I can think of
is for US to clear a safety
corridor for ourselves.
You don't mean US,
you mean me.
Hey, you got the easy job.
All you gotta do
is open the doors.
I'm the one who's gotta
shoot them down.
[Chuckling]
Hey, there's no blast
until it's out
of the water.
They launch
on compressed nitrogen.
Ah! Spence. No dive gear.
Vibrations.
It's not my fault.
I didn't put
the missiles down there.
Thunder, switch computer
console to port controls.
Ok, Spence sweep at full
half-moon patterns.
Launch sensors
are about 10 feet
from the trap doors
themselves.
Spence, pull back!
You triggered one!
[Alarm buzzing]
And...
Ha ha!
Got one!
Good teamwork, partner.
Keep 'em comin'.
Don't worry, bro.
If they're down here,
I'll flush 'em out
for you.
[Alarm buzzing]
[Alarm buzzing]
Hey, bro, I think
we've just come up
with a new action sport.
[Alarm buzzing]
All right, Spence,
thunder calculates
only one more missile before
we reach the perimeter.
Sorry to hear that.
I'm gettin' real,
real good at this.
Spence!
Spence, abort!
The trap door
isn't opening!
The missile's gonna
explode on impact!
[Hydraulics
on door whirring]
Spence,
get out of there!
[Grunting]
Spence!
Spence! Spence,
can you hear me?
Spence!
Computer: Diver in.
You ok, man?
Not really.
Can't believe
you didn't bring
any of those leftover
French fries with US.
[Laughing]
I tell you what.
I'll mold up some soy meal
and season it.
You'll never know
the difference.
I will now.
Good work.
Good shooting.
Ok, I'll admit it.
Admit what?
You had
the tougher job.
Let's go get Kelly.
R.o.c.
For hyper-speed?
On my Mark.
Hyper-speed routine
of command activated.
4, 3, 2, 1.
Mm-hmm.
So that's what
northern tandanasia
looks like.
What do you think, bro?
By the water wheel's
the best bet.
Water wheel?
Wasn't there something
about a water wheel
in Jess's dream?
Coincidence.
I'm gonna get
the equipment together
before we go ashore.
Don't forget the ropes
and the grappling gear.
Got it.
Whoa!
Look at that, man!
No!
I wonder what that son
of a bialy is doin' to her?
Doesn't look
much like kismet to me.
More like
a machine gun wedding.
Let's boogie.
You got it, bro.
No!
Let go of me!
Ow!
Let go of me!
No!
Agh!
Aw, well,
don't sweat it, guys.
We're
on the bride's side.
Ow!
Bru:
Hey, hey, hey!
Spence: Hey! Stop it!
Inside now!
Quickly!
Quickly now!
Be polite!
[Guard shouting
command]
[Door locking]
Hey!
Hey, yo, sport!
How about
a phone ca--aah!
Surprise!
We do have electricity.
[Laughing]
Ohh.
Bru!
Bru!
Bru!
Oh, god. Bru!
Bru!
What, what, what, what?
What? Ow!
Bru, you ok?
Ohh! Ok's not exactly
the word I would use.
How about 20,000 volts?
Oh, man.
Major headache.
You got any aspirin?
Tylenol.
Spence, bru...
God, where are you?
I'm now going
to read silently
from the ceremonial book
of northern tandanasia.
What time is it?
[Laughing]
Spence,
that's the third time
you've done that
to me, ok?
The bit's getting
a little bit old.
[Yawn, sigh]
Well, the good news is,
these weddings,
they can take hours.
Everybody's
got to sit around,
listen to the officiate
while he reads
from the ceremonial book,
bada yada.
Kind of like a superstition
or something, huh?
Well, they figure the longer
the ceremony lasts,
the longer
the wedding'll last, hmm?
Ah!
Mmm!
Very nice.
Hey, get away
from there!
Away, away!
Hmm!
Hey!
Yo, sports fan!
Sports fan?
You sure
you want to do that?
I don't like noise
when I eat.
He doesn't like noise
when he eats.
Ok, hey, hey, it's
none of our business.
I imagine they've
all been inoculated
for tricondanosis anyways,
wouldn't you think?
Hmm. Makes sense in
these neck of the woods.
Yeah. Enjoy.
Uh, what is
this tricondano--
tri--what you said?
Tricondanosis?
Yeah.
You've never heard--
you know what?
I'll bet you they have
a different name for it here.
Yeah, it's pretty rare
back home.
Yeah. Tricondanosis
is small, uh...
Parasite?
No, it's
a animal, actually.
It's an animal?
It grows in hot, dry,
Sandy places.
Aha, yeah, especially
around camels.
Loves camels.
Yeah, lays its eggs
in certain foods.
Lamb...
Rice, uh,
stuff like that.
I don't think they need
to worry, do they?
No, I don't think
it pertains to this area.
Well, he's the expert.
You know, his brother came
down with a bout of it in Iran.
Was a horrible story.
What happened?
Oh, I don't want
to talk about it.
Tell me!
Tell me!
He said he doesn't want
to talk about it.
Tell me!
Oh, all right.
Ok, the animal lays its eggs
in the food,
you eat the food,
the food goes
into your stomach,
the eggs hatch
in your stomach,
and, uh...
Ever seen
the movie alien?
Agh! Oh!
Oh, oh, now,
it's an awful shame
to waste good food
like that,
especially when
there's a simple
test to see if there's
anything in there.
What test?
Well, that's not
my job description, now, is it?
I'm a prisoner of war,
not a health inspector.
Tell me now,
or you'll be
missing in action!
[Whispering]
Ok.
Ok.
Stand back
from the door!
Ok, let's have
a look-see.
Uh...
You're in my light.
Psst. Psst, psst!
Voilà.
Ha ha ha!
Trelawny's hot sauce.
A lovely year.
A dup dup doo...
Voilà.
Mm.
Shall we?
Ok, everything
looks kosher.
Have a nice lunch.
Aah! Agh!
[Coughing]
After you.
Thank you.
Sorry, man.
We're on a mission.
Nothing's
gonna stop US.
Come on, bru.
Let's save a friend.
You got it, man.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
Come on. Hurry up!
Let the wedding begin.
We are brought here
together
under the glorious eyes
of the sun to witness...
...in order that he can
place his hand...
...to show our allegiance
to the great warrior, mortador,
my son, prince aramour,
has surrendered
his greatest gift,
the gift of
the destiny of love.
Today,
I shall officiate
at mortador's marriage
to my son's love.
[Women screaming]
Drop it!
Drop it now!
I mean it!
Ok!
If there's anyone
among US who feels
that these two people
should not be joined
in holy matrimony,
speak up now!
Stay where you are.
This is my battle!
Cha!
Aah!
Aah!
Bru: Get him, Spence!
Come on, man!
Aah!
Oh!
Agh!
Ohh!
Yah! Yah!
Ohh!
Spence: Oh, yeah!
Surrender!
Surrender or die!
I surrender.
Good choice.
Hey, legs,
how'd you like to go home?
Boy, would I like that.
Let's go, honey.
No one has ever
defeated mortador.
He described your conflict
as a battle,
and as tradition dictates,
if he surrenders
in battle,
he concedes power.
The wedding is off!
Meet our new warlord.
[Shouting,
firing weapons in the air]
Wait a minute!
And I can marry
my dream.
Now wait a minute!
[Cocks weapon]
[Cocking weapons]
Now, wait a minute!
[Musician playing
stringed instrument]
What a peaceful
scuttlebutt.
You know, Spence,
I have renewed respect for you.
I never thought
you'd like fatwan.
I'm hungry,
and it's good.
What is it?
Baked bat lips.
Not bad.
Too much fennel.
Don't see how we're
gonna get Kelly
past these guards.
We'll work on it.
[Musician stops
playing]
A toast.
To our newfound friends.
Father.
There is no reward
I can give you
for the gift
you have given me
for defeating mortador...
[Shouting]
And bringing me back
my dream wife.
There's one.
Let Kelly go.
Impossible.
Fate cannot be changed.
She will remain here
for the rest of he life.
However, there is one thing
I want to give you.
My daughter, Fatima,
shall become your wife.
[Claps]
Careful, Spence.
I've seen this in movies.
Daughters of kings invariably
look like dick butkus.
Maybe we can
make this work.
Spence, wake up
and smell the tabouli.
This is not an option.
[Sniffing]
And for you,
the thin one--
hey!
I have decided to make you
our grand naforiny.
You will be in charge
of all the ladies in waiting.
You will bathe them,
sleep with them,
rule over them.
They will obey
your every wish and command.
You know, maybe we're being
a little bit rash here.
I mean, we have to think
about our future.
The food's great.
I'll bet they have
a fantastic...
Retirement plan.
[Music playing]
[Seagulls calling]
♪ I look in my mind,
and I see ♪
♪ 100 years comin' at me ♪
♪ oh, baby ♪
♪ a man's gotta
have his dream ♪
♪ oh, and you reach out
and touch me inside ♪
♪ and I think, oh, are you
the woman I been lookin' for ♪
♪ all my life? ♪
♪ Well, oh, ohh-ohh ohh ♪
♪ na-na na-na na-na
na-na, yeah, oh ♪
♪ stay with me ♪
♪ feel the fun ♪
♪ every time
I see your eyes ♪
♪ makes me move inside ♪
♪ don't give in,
don't give up, no, no ♪
♪ that dream ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ that dream ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ that dream ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ that dream ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ mmm, na na na,
oh, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ you come with me ♪
♪ what do I see
in your face? ♪
♪ A little dream,
a little mystery ♪
♪ about the best of me ♪
♪ what you lookin'
in my eyes for? ♪
♪ Like I'm a magic prince
wants to open up your ♪
♪ your fantasy door, well ♪
♪ oh, no, no, no ♪
♪ that dream ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ uh-huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ yes, I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
♪ that dream, I hope ♪
[Music fades]
If this pleases you,
we shall begin
your transformation immediately.
Wait, wait,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[Whistling]
What--what transformation?
We must make sure
you are absent of temptation
that our women
remain pure.
How you gonna do that?
Aah!
Wow!
Ok. Uh, hey, kingmeister,
great fiesta,
but now I think
it's time to...
Split!
Split!
You dare to turn down
the gifts of our king?
You will die.
Oh, no,
not you again!
Rahh!
Come on, legs.
Party's over.
We're outta here.
Stop them!
Aah--ooh!
Aah!
See ya!
[People screaming]
Hey! Hey!
[Shouting]
Aah!
Thunder, activate
remote guidance!
Remote guidance
activating.
Hey, come on!
[Shouting]
Let's go the long way!
Aah!
[Shouting]
[Gunfire]
What's happening here?
Get on the rooftops.
That's
the only way out!
Go! I'll
meet you on top!
Ha-tah!
Go up the ladder!
Whoa!
Ooh! Aah!
I said, unh!
Hyah!
Dead end. Dead end!
Grab a handful,
legs!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Kelly: Hurry, Spence!
[Shouting]
Bru, behind you!
Aah!
Come on!
Oh, you're kidding!
Well, now
where do we go?
Down!
Spencer, no!
Aah!
Aah!
Ohh!
Yah!
Aah!
Get up the ladder!
Whoa! Hey, hey!
Watch it!
Hey!, steady!
Thank you very, very--
watch out! Whoa-ho!
Give me your hand!
Come on!
Thank you--whoa!
Hey! Ok,
this is gettin' old!
Uh! No!
Oh! Guys!
Guys, could you work this
out on your own, please?
Kelly: Bru!
Get off there!
Come on! Come on!
Ah-suh!
Whoa-oh!
Who's talkin'
anger now?
Yeah, well, you weren't
almost made a grand naforiny.
Hey!
Listen, if we can
find something
to make
a hand-hold out of,
I think we got
a way out of here.
Trelawny's voice: And
this is a trumpet vine.
It's as strong
as your soul
and twice as virtuous.
Use this!
For what,
a corsage?
Trust me, it'll work.
[Straining]
It's strong stuff.
It'll work.
Let's go!
Go for it.
Grab this.
Wait a minute! I didn't
know this was for me!
And don't look down!
Have a fun trip,
legs!
Aah!
Ok. We're gonna have
to find another way out.
Yeah.
Spence.
Ah ha ha ha!
Am I a genius,
or what?
Look, look!
A tiger!
Don't you remember?
Jessica's dream.
Everything she told US
has come true so far.
She said we were gonna
escape on a flying carpet.
Bru, you're about
50 bullets short
of an assault rifle.
You're trying to tell me
we're gonna fly out of here
on a magic carpet?
What do I look,
crazy?
No, no! But there's
a substantial updraft
comin' off the street there.
We use it
like a hang glider.
You ever tried
this out before?
Spence, who's got time?
And this is definitely
one of those things
that you don't try
at home.
But we don't have a lot
of options now, do we?
What's the worst thing
that could happen?
We plummet 200 feet
to our death.
Oh, hell, if you
put it that way.
Let's do it.
Ohh!
Ohh!
Aah!
Aah!
Oh, my god!
You guys ok?
That's the last time
I listen to you!
Well, the idea seemed
structurally sound!
Kelly:
Come on, guys!
Please, Kelly.
Don't run.
You're free now.
Come with me.
We can finally taste
the moonlight.
Taste this,
you royal wimp!
Ah! Oh!
Thunder's activated.
She's waitin'.
Let's go!
Let's go!
My hand, Spence!
My hand!
[Gunfire]
Kelly: Oh!
Don't these guys
ever give up?
Oh!
Get him, Spence!
Ooh! Aah!
Aah!
Oh, no!
Aah!
Let's go!
Computer: Battle shield
activated.
Cloaking.
Fire!
Strap yourself in,
Kelly.
I got it.
Fire!
All hell's breakin'
loose out there.
You ok, legs?
I'm ok. Just get US
out of here.
Right!
We're not out
of the water yet.
We've got incoming
from the east.
Not for long.
Computer,
this is bru 1327.
Interface aggressive tactical
weaponry on forward view screen.
Fire!
Scanning
for enemy weaponry
on tactical target.
Weapons position locked.
Showing two insurgency
threats.
Whoa, man! This is
just like Jess's dream!
Show me lock-in.
Ready target for port one
Maverick missile.
Fire!
Computer: Adjusting target,
computer override.
Technical modification.
Bru: You're crazy!
How could shooting out
an ammo bunker
take out an artillery
Cannon half a mile away?
I don't know, bru,
but if you take out
the hornets' nest,
like in Jess's dream,
we get aced!
Don't you get started!
All right,
what would you do?
Like I told Jess,
you can change
a dream.
[Machine gun firing]
Fire!
Rrr!
Gimme computer override!
I'm doin'
a manual launch!
What?!
Give me
computer override!
I'm gonna launch
manually!
Trust me, man!
Computer: Manual override.
Re-targeting.
Manual lock on my Mark.
6 clicks right.
Modified target locked.
Fire!
Fire!
3...2...
Abort that!
Abort that!
Give me computer launch!
Computer launch
on my Mark!
Fire when secured!
Target locked.
Ignition
of underground fuel line.
Aah!
Aah!
Total destruction
of multiple weaponry.
Get out! Get out!
[Shouting]
Computer:
Targets neutralized.
Yeah, ha ha!
Yes! Yes, indeed!
Yes, man!
Indeed! Indeed!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Ooh-whee!
Any way you guys
could do hyper-speed?
I can't wait
to get home.
Sounds good to me,
mon frère.
Starting r.O.C.
For hyper-speed.
Routine of command
for hyper-speed activated.
Turbo-thrusters
at full load.
Hyper-speed initiated.
Little one, look,
you're lost in the swamp.
Now, if you'd been
paying attention,
you could have entered
the rodeo at Cheyenne.
I've still got
lots of chances
to make
the national finals.
Not as many
as you think.
Remember, we're playing
championship rodeo,
not monopoly.
Jessie, pay attention.
I am.
What time is it?
Much too late to be up.
Daddy!
Ha ha!
Daddy,
I was so worried.
Well, dreams change, Jess,
sometimes for the better.
Especially thanks
to your information.
[Kissing]
You mean, all that stuff
I told you came true?
You flew
on a magic carpet?
Well, we took
a little trip on one.
Trelawny: You look
as if you've been
on a bit of a trip
yourself, sister.
Well, it would have been
a bigger crash
if it wasn't
for your dream crown.
Ah, the dream crown.
I told ya,
strong medicine.
Well,
you look beautiful.
Did you get married?
No.
What I got, though,
was an education.
Look, I know I caused
you guys a lot of trouble,
so tomorrow, scuttlebutt,
drinks on me,
for my heroes.
Sounds great, legs,
but, um, I'm gonna
have to get
a little sleep tonight.
I've got boat-lag.
Now, come on, Jess.
Let's get down and see
who's gonna win
this here rodeo.
Moo! Yee-ha!
Hey, wait a minute.
Give me a hug.
Sweetie. Here we go.
Here we go.
All right,
all right.
Ooh, this should be
just about enough money
to put a new paint job
on thunder.
[Music playing,
people chatting]
Here ya go.
Thanks.
Ok.
I don't blame the guys
for not coming.
I kind of
really messed up.
Kelly, don't fold
your cards
so quickly
on your dreams, sister.
They're foxy
little devils.
They'll sneak up on you
from behind
and pinch you
when you least expect it.
Hey, hey, ladies!
Ladies, ladies,
ladies!
How about
a bru special,
heavy
on the umbrellas.
Use that fake,
uh, goblet thing.
If I can remember
where I left it.
2 iced teas,
and light
on the sugar.
Anything for my heroes.
You guys.
I guess it's kismet
that you're here with US.
I don't think
it's kismet.
I think it's paradise.
I'll drink to that.
Yo ho!
A toast to the greatest
set of gams on the beach.
Good to have you back,
honey.
Hey!
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♪ When the sun comes up ♪
♪ in paradise ♪
♪ girls look pretty ♪
♪ ooh, they look nice ♪
♪ I can smell the coco-lotion ♪
♪ in the air ♪
♪ cool breeze blowin' ♪
♪ everywhere ♪
♪ better start runnin' ♪
♪ 'cause there's
a hurricane comin' ♪
♪ thunder in paradise ♪
♪ mess with him ♪
♪ it's like rollin' the dice ♪
♪ thunder in paradise ♪
♪ when you fool
around with him ♪
♪ you're playin'
with your life ♪
♪ playin' with your life ♪