Three on a Couch (1966) - full transcript
An artist has an opportunity to go to Paris and wants to bring his fiancee along. However, she's a psychiatrist who currently has three female patients who don't like men. So, he guises himself as three different men to gauge their trust and hopefully cure them so that his fiancee can go with him.
mr.ambassador this is I mean this is
mine I'm Christopher pride I mean there
couldn't be two Christopher Prize I mean
they couldn't have made a mistake of
something like that would they
absolutely not it's a seeming you are
capable of those in our engine oh
there's an excited no I mean we just
know we for you yeah I'd like to hear
yours the judges of the world are
Congress after their third complete
below a war first prize money of $10,000
to mr. Christopher plate know that's
prime for USA along with first prize
money
mr. winner of creating the mural for the
new French government building a Perry
congratulations sincerely who shot it
managing director the dude
well could I take another look I'd love
to see my name again you will see it
again after the photographers Getty I
will end it to you it will be
oh oh I miss you why yes I would like to
kiss you on both cheeks you are it is
not something we will do in France for a
ceremony of this sort but in America it
is expected of us oh sure this is messy
pride
Hadi's do you has to be in Paris within
a month to start the mirror I say fine
it is a large wall and all mine you will
be given a studio on the left bank uh as
you know a bush wing and if you go under
this Bank and your expenses are pay for
one year perfect
infest paradise is fifty thousand francs
American money that is ten thousand
dollars give or take cash
well as long as you give I'll take a sip
or play how are you will enter the
keyboard hi this is not necessary
believe me listen for $10,000 you're
lucky it wasn't on the lips well I hope
you'll excuse me gentleman but I do have
to go and tell someone Oh your wife here
you have a wife yes I do
well I will have when I marry her and I
just thought a marvelous thing in Paris
she can do research
he says Jean walked well she's a
psychiatrist it's a cat
again thank you gentlemen I'll see you
soon goodbye we have these Americans
they fall in love with their
psychiatrist even worse they want to
marry them
you know when I look back at it now I
don't think I could have been really
deeply in love with Richard I mean not
the way you think of being deeply in
love like in the Russian novels my Romeo
and Juliet I Greta Garbo movie but I
should thought I was in love with him oh
gosh I was crazy about that guy my
stomach turned over every time he came
into the room and if you just touched me
accidentally well Susan do you have to
do that while you're talking it's good
for the abdominal muscles but it's
better for your subconscious if you just
lie still
oh my mind's working all the time boy
I'm remembering like a house on fire
today you want me to lie still I think
so okay no no where was I in love with
Richard yeah we've been over this though
I would like to go over it again well
there it is then one day all of a sudden
Wham
he ditched me Susan everyone's personal
life is unique and no one case is
exactly duplicated but I do wish you'd
keep telling yourself that almost every
girl has been ditched at one time or
another I know but to be ditched for
another guy
now this is terribly important to me
does the doctor give green stamps Green
Stamps yes
no ma'am she doesn't she doesn't no
ma'am
she doesn't
well though she certainly isn't going to
get my business hi Murphy you precious
pussycat mr. pride mr. pride I must ask
you not to do that
dr. record cannot be disturbed when she
has a patient yeah I know all about that
Murphy this is more than a social call
Liz I'm sorry Susan but we just can't go
on with that racket out there excuse me
that's okay Liz honey it's Chris this is
the most important day of my life but
that matter it's the most important day
of her life let me just explain to you
Liz I won Chris I've asked you a hundred
times please don't come in when I'm with
a patient is Liz I'm trying to tell you
something I won I won the contest we're
going to Paris doctor a card I tried to
keep it from knocking on the door I know
how you feel when you have a patient you
want yes that's a little context yes
yeah you do that Murphy oh you mean
first prize the whole schmear my own
world my own mural 50,000 francs and you
in Paris I can't believe it either
I can't believe the threshold the
thresholds getting closer I can't
believe it we're going to Paris 1-1 30
days four weeks we're gonna be in Paris
Paris together
what is it
Oh Chris I can't go what do you mean you
can't go Chris I have patients I'm
losing my patience Elizabeth those
patients that you're talking about you
can give to other psychiatrists there
are many psychiatrists in this town for
that matter they're all in this building
I know and I could probably work
something out for most of my patients
but well these three girls that what
three girls well they're not progressing
as rapidly as I would like and they all
have the same problem and they depend
completely on me I just can't leave them
Chris I just can't
Elizabeth what's the problem Chris I've
been trying to tell you they've all
three had very unhappy love affairs and
there's gonna be a fourth Elizabeth they
are in terrible shape I have a solution
for you they feel rejected they won't go
near men I have the answer for you
Elizabeth get them off the couch put
them back into circulation it's like the
old thing about you fall off a horse
Chris it's not that simple it is that
simple Elizabeth I want to go to Paris
and I want to take you with me I love
you Elizabeth
I'll see what I can do
what's a minute ah so I'm not trying to
get you to take him on oh he might say
that Susan I want to ask you something
you've been coming to me for a few
months now do you feel any better
oh sure I'm in great shape no I didn't
mean that
um do you have the feeling that you
might be seeing your way clear to
resolving your problem what problem men
Oh huh need them Susan suppose I were to
tell you um suppose that something came
up
that made it look as if I might have to
go away what I would send you to another
psychiatrist er a very good psychiatrist
of course someone who would be kind and
understanding you're going away well I
just said I might you won't be here to
talk to
I'll be able to come see you
it's just something I'm considering
Elizabeth I don't care about the girls I
only care about getting married and buy
your own diagnosis I'm ready I'm cured I
quit my job I'm an artist I even won a
contest Elizabeth I am just completely
secure and what happens you have to get
stuck with three nutty females
okay I'm sorry coots you won't go to
Paris I won't go to Paris Chris you
can't say that I did say it and I mean
it Elizabeth but you have to go no I
don't I'm gonna stay right here as a
commercial artist and you know what's
gonna happen I'm gonna grow to hate you
Elizabeth
then you're gonna feel rejected
Elizabeth then I don't turn into
insecurity then you'll need a
psychiatrist now who I'd be the last one
in the world to suggest that zoology is
not a rewarding and exciting study if
absolutely silent England but you know
it isn't a complete life is it y'all
gonna talk about man again you'll never
raise a family in an animal compound at
least insects have integrity Matt don't
they
uh-huh I suppose I've never had much
contact with insects really Mary Lou I
want to ask you something
and I don't want you to give it any
importance because it's just an idea
suppose just suppose mind you that I had
to go away for Oh quite a long time as
much as a year now you all going away
are you going away leave me
oh well no III just said suppose I I
think I'm feeling better don't you
doctor yes Allah I think you are you
know living abroad is exciting love it
but I do have kind of a thing for the
west as you know even though that man
who was so awful was a cowboy he wasn't
a real cowboy he was a cowboy singer
from Brooklyn and the furthest west he
ever got was Philadelphia I still laugh
too much westerns
you mean like western movies movies TV
anything I watch them all the time
the only thing is I root for the Indians
now especially Just Cause
but other you're so pretty
you must find it very difficult to just
ignore them then who speak to you surely
some men come to where you work and want
to buy things for their wives or their
sweethearts you bet they do and they ask
for dates - well then you're working a
little more used to men aren't you
oh no I put up my nose like so it's the
foreign girl huh yes it is and the
doctor would not like you listening at
the door I'm listening but I can't hear
anything it's still not nice even if I
don't hear anything no Murphy I think
it's gonna work Anna you're in such a
good mood today
and you really have improved since you
came to me at least I think you have I
don't have the terrible nightmares
anymore
course not Anadyr there's something I
want very much to tell you and I know
you're going to be quite calm about it
if we get this gallon of bag I'm Chris
Chris you just have to understand you
can see what the situation is now it it
isn't as though I didn't try you know I
tried I have a responsibility and I I
just can't turn away from it this
responsibility cannot be treated lightly
Chris I took an oath
Chris
oh yes Liz oh hi Ben are you all right
sure sure
hey what is this my best friend wins our
great contest a small fortune the one
tells me about it well it just happened
the other day isn't it too much oh it's
just great for Chris right ya know after
all these years of hard work they
finally realize he's a great artist they
sure did
and Liz
he must be awfully happy huh Oh
delirious okay what's wrong well this
may be the end of a beautiful friendship
what is winning a prize why because he
wants to go to Paris get married right
away in a month and you're going to
aren't you well how can i I mean you're
a doctor you have patients oh now Liz
come on you've got to be kidding man I
don't want to discuss it
Welland don't hello dr. miser hello
Murph you don't want to discuss if we
don't have to discuss it
it's I really don't want to discuss it
dish but I'll tell you one thing it's
the most important thing in Chris's life
I know that Ben and I'll go as soon as I
can come on Liz that's not good no I
don't want your face don't you start on
me isn't that amazing just as you looked
at me I realized I had to go file
something Ben please do me a favor go
find him and try to persuade him that it
won't be the end of the world if if he
we have to wait a little while no no I
won't you forget I'm an obstetrician and
any girl that won't get married and have
babies man time business please Ben be a
friend I am
I'm a friend of the family's all right
I'll go find him I I think I know where
he is - thank you
and when I find him I'm going to tell
him that all doctors are a little bit
nuts it's all that formaldehyde Neath
her we breathe when we're in pre-med no
well doctors been and even if you're
right I am still responsible for those
people lovely as you keep forgetting
that I'm a doctor too now when I took
the oath I too like all new doctors felt
it that's all there was in the whole
world but after you've been in practice
for a little while you'll find that
there are other things in life like
being a person and still being a doctor
because you can carry that Hippocratic
oath jazz just a little too far then
you've got to decide whether you want to
be a woman or a doctor are both from
here you look like a woman doctor
Chris oh hi there
what's your first and last name what'll
I have when you have gray label and soda
no I wasn't asking you what you wanted
to order no I think I'll have a beer no
sense of getting loaded just because
it's free what is your personal last
beer beer is his last your first huh how
you been dr. Ben
I've been reading about you in the paper
you celebrating you good fortune
huh what'd you say I said ha huh that's
what I thought you said there are more
than if you'd like to hear well here's
the Paris there's another ha ha you are
really getting to those huh oh yeah
it's a marvelous way to get your heart
started in the morning I save you can't
get stoned by 12 o'clock there's no
point in getting up what's the trouble
yeah what's the matter Elizabeth hmm
what's the matter with her she just
won't go to parish that's all why not
she has to take care of three girls her
sister's children no not babysitting
three big girl patients what's the
matter with him hate men
don't change the subject I didn't change
the subject you said you hated men they
ain't men then they a man who the three
girls oh the patients Elizabeth patients
she has to talk him out of it huh how's
she gonna do that she's a girl and she's
a psychiatrist
no but first she's a girl oh if I were
if I hated men was a girl I I wouldn't
go to another girls
talk me out of it I'd go to Cary Grant
let's say that again
what uh Cary Grant Cary Grant no I don't
mean say Cary Grant again I mean say
what you said about a few is a really if
we can go to a girl oh yeah well if mad
man is a cause and a man is a cure you
ask the doctor I may be a simple
obstetrician but I do know that yeah
three guys to romance three girls sure
taking these three girls can get some
fellas who will understand them and make
them feel one sure restore there you go
build up their confidence make them
realize that all men are villains they
be cured right then they wouldn't have
to go to the doc right right can I get
my dog back right right that's marvelous
three guys take care of their three
girls let's toast to that where we gonna
get him that's not toast yet well we're
gonna get him sure they have to be a lot
of different things not just plain
fellas that's right
Who am I gonna get what are you well
you've got to get somebody that's uh
Footloose and fancy-free someone that's
carefree artistic bohemian like no you
there's only one person in the world can
do this for you and that's you no no
it's not a very good idea you want to
get Liz to Paris or not well sure but
the romance three girls at one time yes
you can do it yes since when oh come on
we went to college together remember
there wasn't anything you couldn't do
once you put your mind to it yeah yeah
there's a couple of times when hey I'm
out of practice band I've been going
steady well you'll come back to you it's
like riding a bicycle well
I don't know I wouldn't know how to go
about it I don't even know anything
about it I don't know that first night
well there I can help you
I'll get Maryland to talk to Murphy
Marilyn Marilyn's my secretary oh yeah
and they'll get all the information
their buddies you seem awfully happy
about this all of a sudden well it's
good for business I want you and Liz to
get married and have lots of baby so I
can deliver them not deliver them I've
got to go I'm about to have twins you've
been having much morning sickness
- speaking of sickness you better round
they just cool it that's doctor's orders
okay doctor I'll cool it I'll blow on it
that'll cool it
now there she is go ahead and get her I
don't think I'll make it family it's too
far
I hope these boots take killing me my
feet are you money don't shove them
where are you going yes I'm going never
played cool yeah I'll remember don't
worry about it but do you remember what
you're supposed to do don't worry about
me no I won't I'm worried about me no
I'm worried about you because of you Oh
good afternoon ma'am good afternoon
right smart down one Marlatt gaze where
the buffalo roam and a deer and antelope
like to play a lot that's terrific
did you want anything or do you intend
to finish your song oh I see yeah hello
well yes I'd like to I'll get through
this fine mother perfume for my mother
back in Iraq do you have a wrench well
I've got the bigger trench with the
Denver and Chicago oh that's really
perfume now where is your end
oh wow in the country - wah wah wah wah
wah wide why woman country why or near
Jackson Hole you wouldn't know about
that being a city slicker oh yes I know
Jackson Hole Wyoming Sitting Bull
country why are we run darn if we didn't
know your little filly whatever no one
starting our history book I see it all
in the movies uh-huh well maybe one day
I'd like to see you personally huh I beg
your pardon
oh yes that's a fair enough well I guess
I'll be moving on morphine wrong share
this room with me yeah yeah sure thing
fine ma'am little filly hmm
I will tell you the truth round let me
up let me just tell you that doll what
I'm trying to say is there's no when I'm
out there riding a ranger when writing
rain drove on our self with new
companionship and just you don't want
occasional prairie dog to keep me a
company when I give back to civilization
well I just feel uncomfortable over
women
just sit down I just can't
well I would would you like would you
like it good thing to know that when
you're told or die
Ringo ring tree why I don't believe I
had the pleasure I'll meet up with you
sure no you don't know me but I know you
Ringo raintree king of the Cowboys yeah
greatest cow hand in the West Worley
just Roper I will be just rider
bulldogger no football no fastest gun -
righto I wonder if I could trouble you
mr. Raintree to have an autograph if I
could just take an autograph home to my
wife and kids make them happy some young
uns young well let me find out there
laying it on a little thick I see there
to be my pleasure to write down in here
this happiest day of my life spell
Raintree like any any senior you write
anything when people wonderful there is
algo Monica oh oh
Ringo ringing tree there he is talking
to you little lady you from the big city
just like he was a plain ordinary person
if you could get him to tell you about
his life down in West it would be
fabulous and tell you about some of
these fabulous experiences it would be
fabulous just fabulous
oh sure sir as a fellow American I
salute you god bless you
Ringo now do you remember everything I
told you yeah I remember everything
what's her name Susan Manning Manning
right and what does she do she runs
around the park every day right and and
what does she like she likes judo karate
she breaks board right right yeah wrong
this whole thing feels wrong Ben I'm
gonna get me here she comes
all right remember your entire future
depends my hotel go hail and farewell
hey why don't you watch where you're
going buster
don't call me buster I'm a girl you're
kidding just stop fold my shoelace was
untied well why didn't you yell
something like for a shoelace or
something
why didn't you watch where you were
going and what were you chasing me for I
wasn't chasing you well for someone who
wasn't chasing me was sure working very
hard and catching me I was not and
besides I could have caught you anytime
I want
oh really well it wasn't my shoelace I
could have left you so far behind it
would have been funny oh yeah yeah yeah
I'll write you right now yeah oh oh I
think you sprained my ankle I did yeah
don't touch it I don't like girls to
touch me you don't know I'll tell you
what I'll do with you I'll go home I'll
soak it if it's better tomorrow I'll
race you tomorrow okay if you don't mind
taking a lickin no I don't want same
time same place you got a race where and
what time same time same place
oh that's why I heard it all right and I
just knew I'd beat him today
it was a great race though and what did
you do afterwards nothing I just helped
into a taxi wait well he's got this sort
of a trick ankle that goes out all the
time and he went right after the race oh
I see but he said he didn't have
anything to do with my beating him he
said I beat him fair and square
mm-hmm he's so honest well Susan it
seems like you found a nice companion
now don't get any ideas doc weren't just
somebody to race with and all that oh of
course
what is it Warren mm-hmm that's his name
Warren he's got a nice smile well I just
had to come and tell you about it
because this is really the first
breakthrough well that's great what was
the name Warren Warren I don't know his
last name
oh it's oh you don't know his last night
she met him in the park running isn't
that lovely
running and mmm this is very good
maybe drinks better all the time you
know what's so lovely about people
meeting as you say like running in the
park the nice thing is that today what
are you doing oh just some laundry that
was soiled the SOI laundry I that well I
didn't think you were coming it was kind
of embarrassing to have but what we tell
me about the the park with the running
OH
let me explain she didn't reject him the
important thing is she was willing to
see him again well that's great then she
must be interested in him did she say so
Oh better than that much better she
accepts him do you know what this means
no except he must be very attractive oh
yeah well he sounds very attractive but
once there's a breakthrough like this
the therapy always goes much faster oh I
do have some hope now I always said you
were the greatest psychiatrist in the
whole world
oh well don't find the tickets yet this
is just the beginning no I won't but you
don't mind if I'm just a little more
confident now yeah I love you Liz I love
you Chris
well then after dinner I thought I'd
just go down the music room and set you
know but I took my book long case I got
forward within this very polite ladies
come strolling up and says you all don't
mind if I sat down here next to you
do y'all that's a very nice thing to
have happen
Mary Lou wait you ain't heard nothing
yet as I said she has to sit down and
she did and then she said my name's
Heather my name is Mary Lou awfully be
Denari Marilee
my pleasure
won't you eat man honey
well that's my my zoology book zoology
Oh for heaven sakes I have a twin
brother brother for the just loves zoo
allergy why haven't tried Mona new
tonight it's only does it talk about
zoology he raved on and on about zoology
discs zoology got here is do they'll zoo
everywhere Lulu not only that but he
really loves botany in biology he love
bug I do too
I'll show nice well you just couldn't
love him like my brother but love them
he just lives eats and sleeps bugs bugs
here a bug there a bug 35 oh that's just
a terrible shame honey what well I mean
that you and mother book could never
meet you see it doesn't like girl he
does it well to be perfectly honest with
you the truth is not is he didn't got
people no for life especially girls he
says that he can't trust them he trusts
bugs
I guess because he says that bugs is
man's best friend you know I feel
exactly the same way
Shana yes I mean not about girls of
course about men of any bad bird
oh that's just more there I wonder if
you could do me a favor married oh no no
I shouldn't act it just wouldn't look
you know want me to meet up with food
I just don't think I could do that I
mean meet up with a man you know well it
wouldn't be like just meeting an old man
it would be like two people sharing a
common interest you know bug bug bug we
would just be fellow scientists together
now wouldn't we exactly
I just don't think I could do it it's
just chill oh I'm sorry oh I just don't
know what didn't do it that boy well
maybe I could just talk to him for a
couple of minutes oh yes that just a
couple minutes wouldn't do in a home you
wouldn't do a home I mean I could just
just sorta talk to him that so yeah
that's all be just talk to him like
you'd say that's all oh that would be
Marvin man Lou I sure will be a push it
Earl
it's my pleasure you wouldn't do
anything to upset him though
well heavens to Betsy no Mary Lou I saw
nothing you just saved my life
Marylou called me this afternoon and
said I have to see you right away so of
course I said you coming in
oh sure well but she can't get the
office and started to tell me about it I
just about died I mean I really am
starting to get excited
looks like I'll get her to Paris after
all have been are you bet oh well now
don't get your hopes up too high yet but
I am beginning to see a little light so
one of your rejects found a man huh oh
don't call her that
besides she hasn't even met him yet and
he doesn't sound like much anyway well
you never can tell this know you might
be very surprised
well anyway at least she's met this girl
Heather Heather that's a pretty name
either her name's Heather and she's
invited Mary Lou to her apartment
tomorrow afternoon to meet her brother
Heather has a brother uh how about some
more vodka Ben - oh this fine that's
fine I told her I think she should go
and she wants to go and that's a good
sign but she's frightened she insisted
that Heather's stay there the whole time
as her chaperone oh here's a medicine
these damn is drink let me get this
straight Liz when this girl goes to the
apartment to meet the guy Heather's
going to be there too with her brother
well I think that's wise yeah what's
wrong with that
both together of course at the same time
why not
won't that be a little difficult Oh
no I mean well why why should it be yeah
well I heaven and her brother I just
can't wait to hear what happens I'm
trying so hard to picture the scene so
am i anything in this oh maybe he's not
home
oh heavens lamb of course he told me is
just below me and he's not answering
would you shoot him in an elevator to me
smell rancifer grab a bit sweetheart oh
they all didn't hear me call you at the
party
yeah I heard you have a I sure did heard
you but I just didn't want to answer
yeah but I told you that was bringing it
lovely Miss Mary hairball from Virginia
good night I tell ya and I told you I do
like this it is know how anytime no
matter what where when best be here hold
your voice that you can hear oh by the
way man you want to submit yourself cozy
on it well don't let it be cozy Heather
then she'll stay I don't want to stay I
don't want to meet no lady from Richmond
she's kidding
now why don't you get out there and be
nice and friendly and pay her a visit
because I King now quit and I don't want
to meet no lady you know the trouble
with you at the hood is that you are
just too shy now why don't you get out
there and show some of your nice
southern gentlemen their actions and be
a Southern gentleman why I don't want
you now you go ahead I don't want to
have a now you just go on out there
rather gonna be friendly and have a nice
visit no I don't want to now quit no but
if I'm sure that's not my fault I'm just
shy that's all well yes you can brother
but no one can't help it yes you can't
you can help it if you try weather but
no I can't I can't help it
yeah you can't help it brother you just
you shot well I tell you what I'll just
go and wash my hair that way there's
just no chance my ball on you all right
well
hi hello time Rutherford
Marylou please Dan Eliot I'm pleased to
know you too
I see my sister she wishes to be excused
Oh certainly
that's quite all right she took it in
the mind that while sure he'll oh she
picks strangers times to wash your hair
well women I like that yeah girls I mean
home I mean sometimes I'll get up in the
middle of the night and wash my hair huh
how about that but well not what you'd
call often my sister tells me that you
are interested in zoology oh yes yes I
am oh it's kind of strange to hear a
girl in students oh I heard you
oh yeah well it's my life's passion
where's Sydney and Joe life's passion
where's my life's passion of clothes no
I I suppose not Ted what your field um
your field I mean what branch of
versatility do y'all express a
preference for oh I like them oh just
ever down itty-bitty one oh just every
my isn't that spreading yourself a bit
thin maybe for lady but not for man you
must be awfully learn aid I do Drabek
Eber
well what branch is your field in oh
well I do confess I don't suppose it
would seem that much to you but they're
really true abiding passion in my life
is collie Optra the copter yes do you
all have a feeling for collie after no
Oh daddy what what but why well I think
that they are I suspected that they
build the best cities of all cities oh
oh
you thought our men danced well no I was
in reference to not Vitaly opera the
buildings that's it well you know the
Collier my favorite tribe of collie opt
is what I'm trying to say Oh so water
tell me more more my favorite tribe
Calliope music ah Liaquat
now you know sue me you you remember
when they had that they had just the
most mouths that they were just no
bigger than and yeah you'd see it you
could almost knew if you were to it hold
I love the color but a copter to my with
when they are just you breathe air well
some don't for me it would be the best
if it were justice
you know they can't remember they have
the love this side and actually the
various Carly after you know depend now
I had all kinds of species and when I
was younger then I really Oh for
heaven's sakes
I never realized that time you must
forgive me are you going well here so
now I'm awfully sorry I didn't realize
the time just shot away like that around
and died I promised myself an afternoon
at the Museum of Natural History and I
didn't enjoy still much meeting you man
no I hope I see you again oh by the way
would you care to join me oh thank you I
would love to go fit or it would be rude
of me to leave your sister oh heavens no
Mary Lou she's
by washing her hair and I think will be
much rude a motto to leave you here all
day long well then I would surely love
to go oh that's marvelous
Oh oh wait a minute I had a wonderful
idea
daddy I had this friend well he's not
really a friend he's more like an emetic
anyway he has this wonderful collection
of collie after in his home oh I see
what do you mean but more like an enemy
oh wait he's a man and well he acts like
one you know what I mean
well I'm a man well yes but you don't
act like one oh-ho
thank you anyway
you see he has this wonderful collection
and I could call him and with you there
he wouldn't dare try any funny stuff
oh that's just mom it's a marvelous idea
oh well you call up your friend and I'll
go tell sissy that we're gonna leave all
right oh oh by the way he has
Lepidoptera - oh really
well I think I had that when I was a kid
since I butterflies silly you know that
oh well that's me always joking
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nice or leave Polly opted triumph and
we'll head up memory and a big flying
wheel head
I got it I got it Mary Lou Lou I got
that looks like
Joe thought it was but a dying
it was just the most enjoyable afternoon
of my whole life
well um are you going to see Rutherford
again Mary Lou oh yes I'll guess he's
not so old fides scare the girls as he
gives that to be oh he was gonna take me
to the zoo tomorrow onlys got to go up
to San Francisco to visit his aunt she's
got some kind of skin problem I think
it's hives and he goes up and sets with
her and comforts her oh well he sounds
so nice yes he is nice he really is nice
and it makes me feel so good to think
that I could help him to come out of his
shell that way not graceful what are you
looking so sad about what am I looking
so sad about suppose Elizabeth finds out
how's she gonna find out that's what I'm
worried about that in a city as big as
la will never happen in a city as big as
la that's when it does happen will you
stop worrying no but I'll stop talking
about who's there it's me with you
nothing's matter I'm just a little
nervous you know Paul Louis Frenchmen
well I gotta be going huh Chris you'll
call me if you need anything
you know see you around the quarters
listen yeah right it's working it it is
mm-hmm
what Mary Lou and her young man the
zoologist she says he's fascinating yes
uh-huh
Wow you mean she said he was fascinated
yes isn't that marvelous
that means a breakthrough for two of
them really if my third girl finds a man
I'll begin to think someone is
manipulating things for me something God
or something yeah I suppose you could
say that Luce
you've been on my car chance oh darling
well let's say that makes us even
ever since you said you weren't going to
see me very much anymore so that you get
used to it
I didn't make those
I couldn't go without seeing
you know that
port I so trouble
this track
I have a feeling you're going three ways
at once these days
so am I
and now folks next up on killer Joe is
the pride of the Panhandle Wow
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well well where'd you go you'll find out
folks can I have your attention for just
a moment please
we are indeed honored today by the
presence in our audience of the great
Estrada greatest Roper the greatest bull
Doga and the longest gun in the West the
one and only mr. Ringo ranger
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vote
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and our boats Ringo range we will rope
together
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really that really hello oh hi Liz I'm
fine how are you done um Oh tonight oh I
would love to yeah huh oh I could be
ready in a half hour an hour fine all
right sweetheart right here bye
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there's a complete love I know
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that makes my
stern state
No
together
we come
whoa
two's
it may seem strange
nothing on earth could ever change
but the gods could have arranged such a
love
No
this is the
I have a
my
stern
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here you are how are you oh I'm just
fine good rather a special day today
special day this is graduation day and
now I don't have to get on the couch you
can tell me on my feet I think so if you
do oh sure I'm in marvelous shape well
actually I don't have much more to tell
you that you don't already know I just
wanted to make certain there were no
cloudy areas I'm fine I'm wonderful Oh
duck I'm so happy so am i and so pleased
for you not to me
what about you young man is it serious
oh no not really
I mean well he hasn't said anything a
done in thing that hey oh you know what
I mean you mean he hasn't made a pass no
and I don't care he's she's just fun to
be with that's all
you couldn't bring him in later this
afternoon could you know he's in San
Francisco today San Francisco yes he
hasn't aunty visits there she doesn't
get out much I think she has highs and
he drops in and visits or once or twice
a week San Francisco he's so nice oh I'm
sure he is Susan you didn't tell me this
before did you what that your friend has
an aunt in San Francisco he visits once
in a while I don't think so
maybe strange well you will bring him in
before I go
oh yeah sure as soon as I can get hold
of him good then I'll see you before I
go and I'm so happy for you Susan
goodbye a doctor and thanks a lot
San Francisco that'll hold you only for
a minute tell me again I wanna hear you
tell it to me again
and let me hear it loud it's really true
it's really true it's really true it's
really and the best thing is that girls
are also happy why not
nothing like the love of a good man to
clear the brain you're right and I'm the
happiest man in the world
yeah what are you gonna do with the
officers
oh I'm subletting them too and I've
adopted well what about Murphy it's just
a with him that's strange
what's strange Martini's for all Oh with
the lady dr. burrows Thank You Stan for
the man dr. sevinor sure yeah what were
you saying what what's strange Oh
something about San Francisco San
Francisco hmm what about San Francisco
yeah what about Sam just called it just
bothers me but even though I know
everything is all right
yes when you please tell me what you're
talking about
well it seems strange to me that Susan's
bow goes to San Francisco to visit an
aunt and Mary Lou's bow goes to San
Francisco to visit an aunt I mean that
doesn't that sound strange to you Chris
what are you doing oh it's okay Liz I'll
drink it I'll help you oh yeah happy
well now don't you think that sounds
strange Wow
what I just told you about San Francisco
straining straining I don't think it's
strange
do you Chris no stress Noah and like I
got to go along with Ben there's an
awful lot of people that have ants in
San Francisco as a matter of fact San
Francisco was loaded with people's ants
absolutely yeah you do you know that I
read Liz yeah no no wait a minute Chris
just a minute but both of these hands
have hives well you know what I what I
was going to say before Liz that I had
bread this is the same thing that we
were talking about that if you would
take a poll of the men in Los Angeles in
the specific economic bracket you would
find that one out of every two have an
aunt in San Francisco that has hives at
least 80% with hives oh you too and
that's a conservative estimate
you know that's odd then I had a hunch
that that estimate would be conservative
your conservative with the boos oh sorry
here we are
San Francisco
13 please 11 you live in
they make three of us
hi miss nothing doctor asked me to be
here five yes that's right
but she asked me to be here at 5:00 yes
you see also she asked I'm not to be
here at 5:00 yes that's right she wants
to see all three of you together yes
oh you don't know each other I'm sorry
here you are girls won't you come in
well this is Susan Manning Mary Lou mold
on a Jacque hi did just sit down
anywhere girls as you can find a place I
know you're all puzzled about this so
I'll get to the point as quickly as
possible to begin with you're all three
patients of mine so I feel I can speak
freely oh yes sure but doctor I feel all
kind of funny inside I I sure wish you'd
tell us what's the matter well probably
nothing's a matter Mary Lou I just want
to make certain about something
would you tell me what your friend
Rutherford looks like resident hmm well
he's about six feet tall and he's sort
of a medium weight and and you've got
the nicest smile what color hair his
hair is sandy colored I guess Susan what
about Warren does he fit Mary Lou's
description oh oh no Warren's a little
taller and he has light brown hair I
think Oh and rather furred wears glasses
Oh Warren doesn't know does Ringo oh no
he's a real western with plenty eyes and
his hair is real dark black almost well
not getting me very far is it I don't
suppose any one of you has a picture of
your friend no no well what is it that
bothers you duh well the other day you
told me that your friend Warren goes to
San Francisco to visit a sick aunt
right well Mary Lou didn't you tell me
somewhat the same thing about Rutherford
a short time ago well yes I did well is
that all that's bothering your little ol
here it's just a coincidence
oh oh you're worried about them being
the same person
Oh doctor that's funny oh it is I mean
we just we just gone and told you how
different they all are
why declare they just couldn't be any
people in the whole world is different
is Rutherford and these two ladies
gentlemen friends honor does Ringo ever
go to San Francisco yes he does but not
to visit a sick aunt a sick horse
well I guess you're right
it must be a coincidence it's just that
I go to thinking about it and thinking
about it and thinking about it well it
certainly appears that you three lovely
young ladies are happy and well-adjusted
again
therefore my work is done and I'll be
leaving for Paris tomorrow and I
couldn't be happier when are you getting
married tomorrow in the boat after it
sails the captain's going to perform the
ceremony oh that's marvelous doctor if
you don't mind I sure would love to come
down the boat remind Senor oh that's a
great idea it's a marvelous idea
oh I would just love that please do it's
the SS President Roosevelt in a sails at
five o'clock pier 13 cabin a 58 ok
wonderful hiji and you'll meet my fiance
he's a brilliant artist oh I sure do
look forward to meeting him
so do I me too well I'm sure he'll be
charmed by all of you
your will hey Liz what are we stopping
here for
oh let's forgot a couch please don't be
too long messy bride we want to miss the
boat would it be oh don't worry mr.
ambassador we'll only be a minute
my secretary called and I think she has
a little wedding present we'll be right
yeah and why want that then you can go
in your office and add a little
something to the population explosion I
was just kidding this I'm sorry
hey wanna me finished this cassette
population explosion I think it's a new
Janice that was a lot of people
that Murphy always trying to save my
money
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Oh diagnosis on your Oh easy
I just called all your friends and I
said you and grits were getting married
nature donate to the cause and they
could write off as charity
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the girls know the letters here was that
it I wrote each one a very very sweet
note now please Ben don't forget to mail
it
and doctor no over here
but you said there Christopher pricing
on dr. Bend and one for you thank you
we're going to have our own private
toast Wow Marcus still with it dad you
better hurry
oh it's nice we thought that's marvelous
it's kind of like family right get it i
toast the newlyweds I wish I was one of
them
either one and I toast the greatest gal
in the world worth me two beautiful
there you see mr. smart dr. miser
these people have taste
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um
oh oh yes oh oh let me get our towers
stay right there
oh it's perfectly sorry for terribly
tell me I'll go to the boys room and
I'll take care of Canada no it's okay
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Oh Marilu
what you're doing here oh oh I seem to
misplace my glasses but we just come
here from every job
yeah
do you all know dr. Cole dr. Khalid you
all know dr. a carload oh uh dr. Cole oh
yeah no that is I know doctor called
fiancé Christopher fried I know him who
now isn't that a coincidence
yeah yeah oh is it yes because I'm here
to see dr. a : oh you are yeah and I
don't know what I did with my glasses
you're here to see that girl why don't
you go and see her well I tell you what
what am I gonna find I used to know why
don't we go together then together this
to money we can go find out
oh well that's awfully sweet of you
Victor if y'all would excuse me just for
protection
yeah you know a pretty girl like you
should have protection you'd be
surprised how many drunks are running
around loose at these Christmas office
party
well if y'all excuse me I'm looking for
the doctor oh I happen to be exactly but
I am NOT in surgery today see I'm
driving the ambulance see what's your
name Oh Duda play
me oh I'm what am i what are you doing
here uh I came to see my doctor off Oh
what are you doing here
what oh well I know not to see I have a
friend so glad to hear come on I would
introduce you to the doctor oh yes yes
we'll leave the way
how did you wait right here and I'll get
a drink and then we're gonna find the
doctor
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you're looking for layers
oh my tweet girls what three girls oh
you know the ones that I told you about
my three special patients they're coming
here you can't I mean you shouldn't
you must as you've already said goodbye
to them my father they want to keep
hanging around for don't they know
they're cured I wanted him to be here I
mean well they want to meet Chris
shouldn't they can't get up say well my
seen it what are you making nervous
meeting three strangers nervous have you
ever seen the calm and cool Christopher
pride nervous
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they are
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are you doing here what are you doing
here it's about a fact I was just about
to tell little woman heart jump you hold
me I'm sorry dr. Martha doctor - no
listen and when we go to my office
no wait wait wait wait honey I was gonna
tell matters over you got Susie and had
a tiger the terms in tiger claw
Hey Oh howdy ma'am I mean hi ma'am I'm
sorry loose howdy ma'am sorry what do
you say we get going home late
oh well I I didn't want to see my three
girls but I guess they decided not to
come I guess not but I'll go tell me
more if they were going to sneak off and
I'll be right Oh where's be okay Ben and
I I don't know I don't know feeling
about
oh I'm sorry they I'm jumping all right
you go find then I'll see where it being
on me to Becky
all right okay hurry up hurry through
the window
the light oh yeah yeah yeah see you seen
Claire Claire no
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what waiting for you in that office in
that room I went up into the drinks oh
well I I went to the bar Susan but it
was really loaded there were so many
people I just I couldn't get through
what why don't you go and get us a drink
bill I can't take the crowds oh you you
want me to go get the drinks well what I
mean is if you got us a drink you find a
doctor maybe and and then come back I'll
wait here I can't find anybody well son
of a gun I can't fire anybody either I
was looking all around and I did not a
shame there why don't you go to the bar
and get us a drink honey that's an idea
while your dad you might find someone
while I'm here I might find someone okay
but now don't you go away cuz I just
can't wait for you to meet dr. Coleman I
can't wait either I can go I'll be right
here Mary
just broken it has my coach I say the L
would you press the button apparently
this elevator here I think the Fed
friend of yours is a little screwy
oh my bet friends little screwy how come
on II try to take me out on the fire
escape
could use a drink I'd get you a drink
dusty huge yeah please get me a drink I
appreciate let's go means that I found
you been all over sweetheart but it was
so crowded I couldn't find out what he
was with some friends just bread like
let's go we need the elevator that's
what I'm standing here with you too oh
nothing
I mean nerves nerves no not his there's
miners it's not every day that a guy
goes under honey
now because I'd like to give the girl's
mother 10 minutes before we leave anyway
why-why-why yeah that's the least I
could do will you stop worrying we have
plenty of time do we can't wait no we
can't
big storm coming yes but sailing store
they do oh yeah
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the way you two are acting you think
that we just escaped from a fate worse
than death
no it's just that the parties make me
nervous me too
I keep feeling that everyone's closing
in on me
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everybody I just give me your undivided
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dr. and mr. pride are already on their
way to the boat and I have got the
greatest idea
how do you like a honeymoon cars oh it's
just beautiful what's the hurry Ben
there's no rush now just relax you're in
the picture Ben I want to watch go ahead
step away but listen good what about the
storm
I think it's mistis relaxed smile and
say cheese
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officer how much time do we have about
20 minutes they have to get the visitors
off first the visit is met with the
Ambassador mystery from the investor yes
we're late
I'll bet excuse me from the girls to
meet Chris oh oh
he was here girl system and he was just
here gone ahead Chris oh there he is
what are you doing down there
Ringo
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Elizabeth Elizabeth
Elizabeth would you please let me
explain
you don't understand oh yes I do oh yes
I understand you
you lost making infamous file corrupt
the evil shameful wicked vicious vile
monster Elizabeth you seem so disturbed
no well what I mean is I did it for you
honey
you know girls you mustn't let this
thing destroy you as it's destroying me
you mustn't let it set you back
do you understand me you you mustn't let
it shake you up because this this room
it can be used it can be used for um for
understanding whether you are trying to
understand men or whether your Elizabeth
will you please listen to me I only did
it for you honey
I did it because I love you and because
I can't live without you and because I
didn't want to go to Paris without you
will you please leave us alone and and
leave girls really I apologize I only
did it for her I did it because I love
her and I didn't mean to do anything
wrong and if I did I'm terribly sorry
will you please just tell her I was
always a gentleman
Elizabeth if you're not gonna listen to
me I'm gonna kill myself I'll jump
overboard you are not even on the ship
well then I'll get on the ship and then
I'll jump you haven't got the nerve you
haven't got the will you couldn't kill
yourself if you wanted to oh is that so
driver what's holding us up
I'll never forgive him
oh but if you keep on that way you'll
make yourself sick
don't you see you've just found out what
he did and it's a it's a traumatic shock
but you just can't let up a little old
traumatic shock just cloud up your
entire life but it isn't really a deep
soul wound is it doctor maybe not maybe
not but I will never forgive him
you do what I love
I know
Oh
mine I'm Christopher pride I mean there
couldn't be two Christopher Prize I mean
they couldn't have made a mistake of
something like that would they
absolutely not it's a seeming you are
capable of those in our engine oh
there's an excited no I mean we just
know we for you yeah I'd like to hear
yours the judges of the world are
Congress after their third complete
below a war first prize money of $10,000
to mr. Christopher plate know that's
prime for USA along with first prize
money
mr. winner of creating the mural for the
new French government building a Perry
congratulations sincerely who shot it
managing director the dude
well could I take another look I'd love
to see my name again you will see it
again after the photographers Getty I
will end it to you it will be
oh oh I miss you why yes I would like to
kiss you on both cheeks you are it is
not something we will do in France for a
ceremony of this sort but in America it
is expected of us oh sure this is messy
pride
Hadi's do you has to be in Paris within
a month to start the mirror I say fine
it is a large wall and all mine you will
be given a studio on the left bank uh as
you know a bush wing and if you go under
this Bank and your expenses are pay for
one year perfect
infest paradise is fifty thousand francs
American money that is ten thousand
dollars give or take cash
well as long as you give I'll take a sip
or play how are you will enter the
keyboard hi this is not necessary
believe me listen for $10,000 you're
lucky it wasn't on the lips well I hope
you'll excuse me gentleman but I do have
to go and tell someone Oh your wife here
you have a wife yes I do
well I will have when I marry her and I
just thought a marvelous thing in Paris
she can do research
he says Jean walked well she's a
psychiatrist it's a cat
again thank you gentlemen I'll see you
soon goodbye we have these Americans
they fall in love with their
psychiatrist even worse they want to
marry them
you know when I look back at it now I
don't think I could have been really
deeply in love with Richard I mean not
the way you think of being deeply in
love like in the Russian novels my Romeo
and Juliet I Greta Garbo movie but I
should thought I was in love with him oh
gosh I was crazy about that guy my
stomach turned over every time he came
into the room and if you just touched me
accidentally well Susan do you have to
do that while you're talking it's good
for the abdominal muscles but it's
better for your subconscious if you just
lie still
oh my mind's working all the time boy
I'm remembering like a house on fire
today you want me to lie still I think
so okay no no where was I in love with
Richard yeah we've been over this though
I would like to go over it again well
there it is then one day all of a sudden
Wham
he ditched me Susan everyone's personal
life is unique and no one case is
exactly duplicated but I do wish you'd
keep telling yourself that almost every
girl has been ditched at one time or
another I know but to be ditched for
another guy
now this is terribly important to me
does the doctor give green stamps Green
Stamps yes
no ma'am she doesn't she doesn't no
ma'am
she doesn't
well though she certainly isn't going to
get my business hi Murphy you precious
pussycat mr. pride mr. pride I must ask
you not to do that
dr. record cannot be disturbed when she
has a patient yeah I know all about that
Murphy this is more than a social call
Liz I'm sorry Susan but we just can't go
on with that racket out there excuse me
that's okay Liz honey it's Chris this is
the most important day of my life but
that matter it's the most important day
of her life let me just explain to you
Liz I won Chris I've asked you a hundred
times please don't come in when I'm with
a patient is Liz I'm trying to tell you
something I won I won the contest we're
going to Paris doctor a card I tried to
keep it from knocking on the door I know
how you feel when you have a patient you
want yes that's a little context yes
yeah you do that Murphy oh you mean
first prize the whole schmear my own
world my own mural 50,000 francs and you
in Paris I can't believe it either
I can't believe the threshold the
thresholds getting closer I can't
believe it we're going to Paris 1-1 30
days four weeks we're gonna be in Paris
Paris together
what is it
Oh Chris I can't go what do you mean you
can't go Chris I have patients I'm
losing my patience Elizabeth those
patients that you're talking about you
can give to other psychiatrists there
are many psychiatrists in this town for
that matter they're all in this building
I know and I could probably work
something out for most of my patients
but well these three girls that what
three girls well they're not progressing
as rapidly as I would like and they all
have the same problem and they depend
completely on me I just can't leave them
Chris I just can't
Elizabeth what's the problem Chris I've
been trying to tell you they've all
three had very unhappy love affairs and
there's gonna be a fourth Elizabeth they
are in terrible shape I have a solution
for you they feel rejected they won't go
near men I have the answer for you
Elizabeth get them off the couch put
them back into circulation it's like the
old thing about you fall off a horse
Chris it's not that simple it is that
simple Elizabeth I want to go to Paris
and I want to take you with me I love
you Elizabeth
I'll see what I can do
what's a minute ah so I'm not trying to
get you to take him on oh he might say
that Susan I want to ask you something
you've been coming to me for a few
months now do you feel any better
oh sure I'm in great shape no I didn't
mean that
um do you have the feeling that you
might be seeing your way clear to
resolving your problem what problem men
Oh huh need them Susan suppose I were to
tell you um suppose that something came
up
that made it look as if I might have to
go away what I would send you to another
psychiatrist er a very good psychiatrist
of course someone who would be kind and
understanding you're going away well I
just said I might you won't be here to
talk to
I'll be able to come see you
it's just something I'm considering
Elizabeth I don't care about the girls I
only care about getting married and buy
your own diagnosis I'm ready I'm cured I
quit my job I'm an artist I even won a
contest Elizabeth I am just completely
secure and what happens you have to get
stuck with three nutty females
okay I'm sorry coots you won't go to
Paris I won't go to Paris Chris you
can't say that I did say it and I mean
it Elizabeth but you have to go no I
don't I'm gonna stay right here as a
commercial artist and you know what's
gonna happen I'm gonna grow to hate you
Elizabeth
then you're gonna feel rejected
Elizabeth then I don't turn into
insecurity then you'll need a
psychiatrist now who I'd be the last one
in the world to suggest that zoology is
not a rewarding and exciting study if
absolutely silent England but you know
it isn't a complete life is it y'all
gonna talk about man again you'll never
raise a family in an animal compound at
least insects have integrity Matt don't
they
uh-huh I suppose I've never had much
contact with insects really Mary Lou I
want to ask you something
and I don't want you to give it any
importance because it's just an idea
suppose just suppose mind you that I had
to go away for Oh quite a long time as
much as a year now you all going away
are you going away leave me
oh well no III just said suppose I I
think I'm feeling better don't you
doctor yes Allah I think you are you
know living abroad is exciting love it
but I do have kind of a thing for the
west as you know even though that man
who was so awful was a cowboy he wasn't
a real cowboy he was a cowboy singer
from Brooklyn and the furthest west he
ever got was Philadelphia I still laugh
too much westerns
you mean like western movies movies TV
anything I watch them all the time
the only thing is I root for the Indians
now especially Just Cause
but other you're so pretty
you must find it very difficult to just
ignore them then who speak to you surely
some men come to where you work and want
to buy things for their wives or their
sweethearts you bet they do and they ask
for dates - well then you're working a
little more used to men aren't you
oh no I put up my nose like so it's the
foreign girl huh yes it is and the
doctor would not like you listening at
the door I'm listening but I can't hear
anything it's still not nice even if I
don't hear anything no Murphy I think
it's gonna work Anna you're in such a
good mood today
and you really have improved since you
came to me at least I think you have I
don't have the terrible nightmares
anymore
course not Anadyr there's something I
want very much to tell you and I know
you're going to be quite calm about it
if we get this gallon of bag I'm Chris
Chris you just have to understand you
can see what the situation is now it it
isn't as though I didn't try you know I
tried I have a responsibility and I I
just can't turn away from it this
responsibility cannot be treated lightly
Chris I took an oath
Chris
oh yes Liz oh hi Ben are you all right
sure sure
hey what is this my best friend wins our
great contest a small fortune the one
tells me about it well it just happened
the other day isn't it too much oh it's
just great for Chris right ya know after
all these years of hard work they
finally realize he's a great artist they
sure did
and Liz
he must be awfully happy huh Oh
delirious okay what's wrong well this
may be the end of a beautiful friendship
what is winning a prize why because he
wants to go to Paris get married right
away in a month and you're going to
aren't you well how can i I mean you're
a doctor you have patients oh now Liz
come on you've got to be kidding man I
don't want to discuss it
Welland don't hello dr. miser hello
Murph you don't want to discuss if we
don't have to discuss it
it's I really don't want to discuss it
dish but I'll tell you one thing it's
the most important thing in Chris's life
I know that Ben and I'll go as soon as I
can come on Liz that's not good no I
don't want your face don't you start on
me isn't that amazing just as you looked
at me I realized I had to go file
something Ben please do me a favor go
find him and try to persuade him that it
won't be the end of the world if if he
we have to wait a little while no no I
won't you forget I'm an obstetrician and
any girl that won't get married and have
babies man time business please Ben be a
friend I am
I'm a friend of the family's all right
I'll go find him I I think I know where
he is - thank you
and when I find him I'm going to tell
him that all doctors are a little bit
nuts it's all that formaldehyde Neath
her we breathe when we're in pre-med no
well doctors been and even if you're
right I am still responsible for those
people lovely as you keep forgetting
that I'm a doctor too now when I took
the oath I too like all new doctors felt
it that's all there was in the whole
world but after you've been in practice
for a little while you'll find that
there are other things in life like
being a person and still being a doctor
because you can carry that Hippocratic
oath jazz just a little too far then
you've got to decide whether you want to
be a woman or a doctor are both from
here you look like a woman doctor
Chris oh hi there
what's your first and last name what'll
I have when you have gray label and soda
no I wasn't asking you what you wanted
to order no I think I'll have a beer no
sense of getting loaded just because
it's free what is your personal last
beer beer is his last your first huh how
you been dr. Ben
I've been reading about you in the paper
you celebrating you good fortune
huh what'd you say I said ha huh that's
what I thought you said there are more
than if you'd like to hear well here's
the Paris there's another ha ha you are
really getting to those huh oh yeah
it's a marvelous way to get your heart
started in the morning I save you can't
get stoned by 12 o'clock there's no
point in getting up what's the trouble
yeah what's the matter Elizabeth hmm
what's the matter with her she just
won't go to parish that's all why not
she has to take care of three girls her
sister's children no not babysitting
three big girl patients what's the
matter with him hate men
don't change the subject I didn't change
the subject you said you hated men they
ain't men then they a man who the three
girls oh the patients Elizabeth patients
she has to talk him out of it huh how's
she gonna do that she's a girl and she's
a psychiatrist
no but first she's a girl oh if I were
if I hated men was a girl I I wouldn't
go to another girls
talk me out of it I'd go to Cary Grant
let's say that again
what uh Cary Grant Cary Grant no I don't
mean say Cary Grant again I mean say
what you said about a few is a really if
we can go to a girl oh yeah well if mad
man is a cause and a man is a cure you
ask the doctor I may be a simple
obstetrician but I do know that yeah
three guys to romance three girls sure
taking these three girls can get some
fellas who will understand them and make
them feel one sure restore there you go
build up their confidence make them
realize that all men are villains they
be cured right then they wouldn't have
to go to the doc right right can I get
my dog back right right that's marvelous
three guys take care of their three
girls let's toast to that where we gonna
get him that's not toast yet well we're
gonna get him sure they have to be a lot
of different things not just plain
fellas that's right
Who am I gonna get what are you well
you've got to get somebody that's uh
Footloose and fancy-free someone that's
carefree artistic bohemian like no you
there's only one person in the world can
do this for you and that's you no no
it's not a very good idea you want to
get Liz to Paris or not well sure but
the romance three girls at one time yes
you can do it yes since when oh come on
we went to college together remember
there wasn't anything you couldn't do
once you put your mind to it yeah yeah
there's a couple of times when hey I'm
out of practice band I've been going
steady well you'll come back to you it's
like riding a bicycle well
I don't know I wouldn't know how to go
about it I don't even know anything
about it I don't know that first night
well there I can help you
I'll get Maryland to talk to Murphy
Marilyn Marilyn's my secretary oh yeah
and they'll get all the information
their buddies you seem awfully happy
about this all of a sudden well it's
good for business I want you and Liz to
get married and have lots of baby so I
can deliver them not deliver them I've
got to go I'm about to have twins you've
been having much morning sickness
- speaking of sickness you better round
they just cool it that's doctor's orders
okay doctor I'll cool it I'll blow on it
that'll cool it
now there she is go ahead and get her I
don't think I'll make it family it's too
far
I hope these boots take killing me my
feet are you money don't shove them
where are you going yes I'm going never
played cool yeah I'll remember don't
worry about it but do you remember what
you're supposed to do don't worry about
me no I won't I'm worried about me no
I'm worried about you because of you Oh
good afternoon ma'am good afternoon
right smart down one Marlatt gaze where
the buffalo roam and a deer and antelope
like to play a lot that's terrific
did you want anything or do you intend
to finish your song oh I see yeah hello
well yes I'd like to I'll get through
this fine mother perfume for my mother
back in Iraq do you have a wrench well
I've got the bigger trench with the
Denver and Chicago oh that's really
perfume now where is your end
oh wow in the country - wah wah wah wah
wah wide why woman country why or near
Jackson Hole you wouldn't know about
that being a city slicker oh yes I know
Jackson Hole Wyoming Sitting Bull
country why are we run darn if we didn't
know your little filly whatever no one
starting our history book I see it all
in the movies uh-huh well maybe one day
I'd like to see you personally huh I beg
your pardon
oh yes that's a fair enough well I guess
I'll be moving on morphine wrong share
this room with me yeah yeah sure thing
fine ma'am little filly hmm
I will tell you the truth round let me
up let me just tell you that doll what
I'm trying to say is there's no when I'm
out there riding a ranger when writing
rain drove on our self with new
companionship and just you don't want
occasional prairie dog to keep me a
company when I give back to civilization
well I just feel uncomfortable over
women
just sit down I just can't
well I would would you like would you
like it good thing to know that when
you're told or die
Ringo ring tree why I don't believe I
had the pleasure I'll meet up with you
sure no you don't know me but I know you
Ringo raintree king of the Cowboys yeah
greatest cow hand in the West Worley
just Roper I will be just rider
bulldogger no football no fastest gun -
righto I wonder if I could trouble you
mr. Raintree to have an autograph if I
could just take an autograph home to my
wife and kids make them happy some young
uns young well let me find out there
laying it on a little thick I see there
to be my pleasure to write down in here
this happiest day of my life spell
Raintree like any any senior you write
anything when people wonderful there is
algo Monica oh oh
Ringo ringing tree there he is talking
to you little lady you from the big city
just like he was a plain ordinary person
if you could get him to tell you about
his life down in West it would be
fabulous and tell you about some of
these fabulous experiences it would be
fabulous just fabulous
oh sure sir as a fellow American I
salute you god bless you
Ringo now do you remember everything I
told you yeah I remember everything
what's her name Susan Manning Manning
right and what does she do she runs
around the park every day right and and
what does she like she likes judo karate
she breaks board right right yeah wrong
this whole thing feels wrong Ben I'm
gonna get me here she comes
all right remember your entire future
depends my hotel go hail and farewell
hey why don't you watch where you're
going buster
don't call me buster I'm a girl you're
kidding just stop fold my shoelace was
untied well why didn't you yell
something like for a shoelace or
something
why didn't you watch where you were
going and what were you chasing me for I
wasn't chasing you well for someone who
wasn't chasing me was sure working very
hard and catching me I was not and
besides I could have caught you anytime
I want
oh really well it wasn't my shoelace I
could have left you so far behind it
would have been funny oh yeah yeah yeah
I'll write you right now yeah oh oh I
think you sprained my ankle I did yeah
don't touch it I don't like girls to
touch me you don't know I'll tell you
what I'll do with you I'll go home I'll
soak it if it's better tomorrow I'll
race you tomorrow okay if you don't mind
taking a lickin no I don't want same
time same place you got a race where and
what time same time same place
oh that's why I heard it all right and I
just knew I'd beat him today
it was a great race though and what did
you do afterwards nothing I just helped
into a taxi wait well he's got this sort
of a trick ankle that goes out all the
time and he went right after the race oh
I see but he said he didn't have
anything to do with my beating him he
said I beat him fair and square
mm-hmm he's so honest well Susan it
seems like you found a nice companion
now don't get any ideas doc weren't just
somebody to race with and all that oh of
course
what is it Warren mm-hmm that's his name
Warren he's got a nice smile well I just
had to come and tell you about it
because this is really the first
breakthrough well that's great what was
the name Warren Warren I don't know his
last name
oh it's oh you don't know his last night
she met him in the park running isn't
that lovely
running and mmm this is very good
maybe drinks better all the time you
know what's so lovely about people
meeting as you say like running in the
park the nice thing is that today what
are you doing oh just some laundry that
was soiled the SOI laundry I that well I
didn't think you were coming it was kind
of embarrassing to have but what we tell
me about the the park with the running
OH
let me explain she didn't reject him the
important thing is she was willing to
see him again well that's great then she
must be interested in him did she say so
Oh better than that much better she
accepts him do you know what this means
no except he must be very attractive oh
yeah well he sounds very attractive but
once there's a breakthrough like this
the therapy always goes much faster oh I
do have some hope now I always said you
were the greatest psychiatrist in the
whole world
oh well don't find the tickets yet this
is just the beginning no I won't but you
don't mind if I'm just a little more
confident now yeah I love you Liz I love
you Chris
well then after dinner I thought I'd
just go down the music room and set you
know but I took my book long case I got
forward within this very polite ladies
come strolling up and says you all don't
mind if I sat down here next to you
do y'all that's a very nice thing to
have happen
Mary Lou wait you ain't heard nothing
yet as I said she has to sit down and
she did and then she said my name's
Heather my name is Mary Lou awfully be
Denari Marilee
my pleasure
won't you eat man honey
well that's my my zoology book zoology
Oh for heaven sakes I have a twin
brother brother for the just loves zoo
allergy why haven't tried Mona new
tonight it's only does it talk about
zoology he raved on and on about zoology
discs zoology got here is do they'll zoo
everywhere Lulu not only that but he
really loves botany in biology he love
bug I do too
I'll show nice well you just couldn't
love him like my brother but love them
he just lives eats and sleeps bugs bugs
here a bug there a bug 35 oh that's just
a terrible shame honey what well I mean
that you and mother book could never
meet you see it doesn't like girl he
does it well to be perfectly honest with
you the truth is not is he didn't got
people no for life especially girls he
says that he can't trust them he trusts
bugs
I guess because he says that bugs is
man's best friend you know I feel
exactly the same way
Shana yes I mean not about girls of
course about men of any bad bird
oh that's just more there I wonder if
you could do me a favor married oh no no
I shouldn't act it just wouldn't look
you know want me to meet up with food
I just don't think I could do that I
mean meet up with a man you know well it
wouldn't be like just meeting an old man
it would be like two people sharing a
common interest you know bug bug bug we
would just be fellow scientists together
now wouldn't we exactly
I just don't think I could do it it's
just chill oh I'm sorry oh I just don't
know what didn't do it that boy well
maybe I could just talk to him for a
couple of minutes oh yes that just a
couple minutes wouldn't do in a home you
wouldn't do a home I mean I could just
just sorta talk to him that so yeah
that's all be just talk to him like
you'd say that's all oh that would be
Marvin man Lou I sure will be a push it
Earl
it's my pleasure you wouldn't do
anything to upset him though
well heavens to Betsy no Mary Lou I saw
nothing you just saved my life
Marylou called me this afternoon and
said I have to see you right away so of
course I said you coming in
oh sure well but she can't get the
office and started to tell me about it I
just about died I mean I really am
starting to get excited
looks like I'll get her to Paris after
all have been are you bet oh well now
don't get your hopes up too high yet but
I am beginning to see a little light so
one of your rejects found a man huh oh
don't call her that
besides she hasn't even met him yet and
he doesn't sound like much anyway well
you never can tell this know you might
be very surprised
well anyway at least she's met this girl
Heather Heather that's a pretty name
either her name's Heather and she's
invited Mary Lou to her apartment
tomorrow afternoon to meet her brother
Heather has a brother uh how about some
more vodka Ben - oh this fine that's
fine I told her I think she should go
and she wants to go and that's a good
sign but she's frightened she insisted
that Heather's stay there the whole time
as her chaperone oh here's a medicine
these damn is drink let me get this
straight Liz when this girl goes to the
apartment to meet the guy Heather's
going to be there too with her brother
well I think that's wise yeah what's
wrong with that
both together of course at the same time
why not
won't that be a little difficult Oh
no I mean well why why should it be yeah
well I heaven and her brother I just
can't wait to hear what happens I'm
trying so hard to picture the scene so
am i anything in this oh maybe he's not
home
oh heavens lamb of course he told me is
just below me and he's not answering
would you shoot him in an elevator to me
smell rancifer grab a bit sweetheart oh
they all didn't hear me call you at the
party
yeah I heard you have a I sure did heard
you but I just didn't want to answer
yeah but I told you that was bringing it
lovely Miss Mary hairball from Virginia
good night I tell ya and I told you I do
like this it is know how anytime no
matter what where when best be here hold
your voice that you can hear oh by the
way man you want to submit yourself cozy
on it well don't let it be cozy Heather
then she'll stay I don't want to stay I
don't want to meet no lady from Richmond
she's kidding
now why don't you get out there and be
nice and friendly and pay her a visit
because I King now quit and I don't want
to meet no lady you know the trouble
with you at the hood is that you are
just too shy now why don't you get out
there and show some of your nice
southern gentlemen their actions and be
a Southern gentleman why I don't want
you now you go ahead I don't want to
have a now you just go on out there
rather gonna be friendly and have a nice
visit no I don't want to now quit no but
if I'm sure that's not my fault I'm just
shy that's all well yes you can brother
but no one can't help it yes you can't
you can help it if you try weather but
no I can't I can't help it
yeah you can't help it brother you just
you shot well I tell you what I'll just
go and wash my hair that way there's
just no chance my ball on you all right
well
hi hello time Rutherford
Marylou please Dan Eliot I'm pleased to
know you too
I see my sister she wishes to be excused
Oh certainly
that's quite all right she took it in
the mind that while sure he'll oh she
picks strangers times to wash your hair
well women I like that yeah girls I mean
home I mean sometimes I'll get up in the
middle of the night and wash my hair huh
how about that but well not what you'd
call often my sister tells me that you
are interested in zoology oh yes yes I
am oh it's kind of strange to hear a
girl in students oh I heard you
oh yeah well it's my life's passion
where's Sydney and Joe life's passion
where's my life's passion of clothes no
I I suppose not Ted what your field um
your field I mean what branch of
versatility do y'all express a
preference for oh I like them oh just
ever down itty-bitty one oh just every
my isn't that spreading yourself a bit
thin maybe for lady but not for man you
must be awfully learn aid I do Drabek
Eber
well what branch is your field in oh
well I do confess I don't suppose it
would seem that much to you but they're
really true abiding passion in my life
is collie Optra the copter yes do you
all have a feeling for collie after no
Oh daddy what what but why well I think
that they are I suspected that they
build the best cities of all cities oh
oh
you thought our men danced well no I was
in reference to not Vitaly opera the
buildings that's it well you know the
Collier my favorite tribe of collie opt
is what I'm trying to say Oh so water
tell me more more my favorite tribe
Calliope music ah Liaquat
now you know sue me you you remember
when they had that they had just the
most mouths that they were just no
bigger than and yeah you'd see it you
could almost knew if you were to it hold
I love the color but a copter to my with
when they are just you breathe air well
some don't for me it would be the best
if it were justice
you know they can't remember they have
the love this side and actually the
various Carly after you know depend now
I had all kinds of species and when I
was younger then I really Oh for
heaven's sakes
I never realized that time you must
forgive me are you going well here so
now I'm awfully sorry I didn't realize
the time just shot away like that around
and died I promised myself an afternoon
at the Museum of Natural History and I
didn't enjoy still much meeting you man
no I hope I see you again oh by the way
would you care to join me oh thank you I
would love to go fit or it would be rude
of me to leave your sister oh heavens no
Mary Lou she's
by washing her hair and I think will be
much rude a motto to leave you here all
day long well then I would surely love
to go oh that's marvelous
Oh oh wait a minute I had a wonderful
idea
daddy I had this friend well he's not
really a friend he's more like an emetic
anyway he has this wonderful collection
of collie after in his home oh I see
what do you mean but more like an enemy
oh wait he's a man and well he acts like
one you know what I mean
well I'm a man well yes but you don't
act like one oh-ho
thank you anyway
you see he has this wonderful collection
and I could call him and with you there
he wouldn't dare try any funny stuff
oh that's just mom it's a marvelous idea
oh well you call up your friend and I'll
go tell sissy that we're gonna leave all
right oh oh by the way he has
Lepidoptera - oh really
well I think I had that when I was a kid
since I butterflies silly you know that
oh well that's me always joking
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nice or leave Polly opted triumph and
we'll head up memory and a big flying
wheel head
I got it I got it Mary Lou Lou I got
that looks like
Joe thought it was but a dying
it was just the most enjoyable afternoon
of my whole life
well um are you going to see Rutherford
again Mary Lou oh yes I'll guess he's
not so old fides scare the girls as he
gives that to be oh he was gonna take me
to the zoo tomorrow onlys got to go up
to San Francisco to visit his aunt she's
got some kind of skin problem I think
it's hives and he goes up and sets with
her and comforts her oh well he sounds
so nice yes he is nice he really is nice
and it makes me feel so good to think
that I could help him to come out of his
shell that way not graceful what are you
looking so sad about what am I looking
so sad about suppose Elizabeth finds out
how's she gonna find out that's what I'm
worried about that in a city as big as
la will never happen in a city as big as
la that's when it does happen will you
stop worrying no but I'll stop talking
about who's there it's me with you
nothing's matter I'm just a little
nervous you know Paul Louis Frenchmen
well I gotta be going huh Chris you'll
call me if you need anything
you know see you around the quarters
listen yeah right it's working it it is
mm-hmm
what Mary Lou and her young man the
zoologist she says he's fascinating yes
uh-huh
Wow you mean she said he was fascinated
yes isn't that marvelous
that means a breakthrough for two of
them really if my third girl finds a man
I'll begin to think someone is
manipulating things for me something God
or something yeah I suppose you could
say that Luce
you've been on my car chance oh darling
well let's say that makes us even
ever since you said you weren't going to
see me very much anymore so that you get
used to it
I didn't make those
I couldn't go without seeing
you know that
port I so trouble
this track
I have a feeling you're going three ways
at once these days
so am I
and now folks next up on killer Joe is
the pride of the Panhandle Wow
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well well where'd you go you'll find out
folks can I have your attention for just
a moment please
we are indeed honored today by the
presence in our audience of the great
Estrada greatest Roper the greatest bull
Doga and the longest gun in the West the
one and only mr. Ringo ranger
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vote
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and our boats Ringo range we will rope
together
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really that really hello oh hi Liz I'm
fine how are you done um Oh tonight oh I
would love to yeah huh oh I could be
ready in a half hour an hour fine all
right sweetheart right here bye
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there's a complete love I know
[Laughter]
that makes my
stern state
No
together
we come
whoa
two's
it may seem strange
nothing on earth could ever change
but the gods could have arranged such a
love
No
this is the
I have a
my
stern
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here you are how are you oh I'm just
fine good rather a special day today
special day this is graduation day and
now I don't have to get on the couch you
can tell me on my feet I think so if you
do oh sure I'm in marvelous shape well
actually I don't have much more to tell
you that you don't already know I just
wanted to make certain there were no
cloudy areas I'm fine I'm wonderful Oh
duck I'm so happy so am i and so pleased
for you not to me
what about you young man is it serious
oh no not really
I mean well he hasn't said anything a
done in thing that hey oh you know what
I mean you mean he hasn't made a pass no
and I don't care he's she's just fun to
be with that's all
you couldn't bring him in later this
afternoon could you know he's in San
Francisco today San Francisco yes he
hasn't aunty visits there she doesn't
get out much I think she has highs and
he drops in and visits or once or twice
a week San Francisco he's so nice oh I'm
sure he is Susan you didn't tell me this
before did you what that your friend has
an aunt in San Francisco he visits once
in a while I don't think so
maybe strange well you will bring him in
before I go
oh yeah sure as soon as I can get hold
of him good then I'll see you before I
go and I'm so happy for you Susan
goodbye a doctor and thanks a lot
San Francisco that'll hold you only for
a minute tell me again I wanna hear you
tell it to me again
and let me hear it loud it's really true
it's really true it's really true it's
really and the best thing is that girls
are also happy why not
nothing like the love of a good man to
clear the brain you're right and I'm the
happiest man in the world
yeah what are you gonna do with the
officers
oh I'm subletting them too and I've
adopted well what about Murphy it's just
a with him that's strange
what's strange Martini's for all Oh with
the lady dr. burrows Thank You Stan for
the man dr. sevinor sure yeah what were
you saying what what's strange Oh
something about San Francisco San
Francisco hmm what about San Francisco
yeah what about Sam just called it just
bothers me but even though I know
everything is all right
yes when you please tell me what you're
talking about
well it seems strange to me that Susan's
bow goes to San Francisco to visit an
aunt and Mary Lou's bow goes to San
Francisco to visit an aunt I mean that
doesn't that sound strange to you Chris
what are you doing oh it's okay Liz I'll
drink it I'll help you oh yeah happy
well now don't you think that sounds
strange Wow
what I just told you about San Francisco
straining straining I don't think it's
strange
do you Chris no stress Noah and like I
got to go along with Ben there's an
awful lot of people that have ants in
San Francisco as a matter of fact San
Francisco was loaded with people's ants
absolutely yeah you do you know that I
read Liz yeah no no wait a minute Chris
just a minute but both of these hands
have hives well you know what I what I
was going to say before Liz that I had
bread this is the same thing that we
were talking about that if you would
take a poll of the men in Los Angeles in
the specific economic bracket you would
find that one out of every two have an
aunt in San Francisco that has hives at
least 80% with hives oh you too and
that's a conservative estimate
you know that's odd then I had a hunch
that that estimate would be conservative
your conservative with the boos oh sorry
here we are
San Francisco
13 please 11 you live in
they make three of us
hi miss nothing doctor asked me to be
here five yes that's right
but she asked me to be here at 5:00 yes
you see also she asked I'm not to be
here at 5:00 yes that's right she wants
to see all three of you together yes
oh you don't know each other I'm sorry
here you are girls won't you come in
well this is Susan Manning Mary Lou mold
on a Jacque hi did just sit down
anywhere girls as you can find a place I
know you're all puzzled about this so
I'll get to the point as quickly as
possible to begin with you're all three
patients of mine so I feel I can speak
freely oh yes sure but doctor I feel all
kind of funny inside I I sure wish you'd
tell us what's the matter well probably
nothing's a matter Mary Lou I just want
to make certain about something
would you tell me what your friend
Rutherford looks like resident hmm well
he's about six feet tall and he's sort
of a medium weight and and you've got
the nicest smile what color hair his
hair is sandy colored I guess Susan what
about Warren does he fit Mary Lou's
description oh oh no Warren's a little
taller and he has light brown hair I
think Oh and rather furred wears glasses
Oh Warren doesn't know does Ringo oh no
he's a real western with plenty eyes and
his hair is real dark black almost well
not getting me very far is it I don't
suppose any one of you has a picture of
your friend no no well what is it that
bothers you duh well the other day you
told me that your friend Warren goes to
San Francisco to visit a sick aunt
right well Mary Lou didn't you tell me
somewhat the same thing about Rutherford
a short time ago well yes I did well is
that all that's bothering your little ol
here it's just a coincidence
oh oh you're worried about them being
the same person
Oh doctor that's funny oh it is I mean
we just we just gone and told you how
different they all are
why declare they just couldn't be any
people in the whole world is different
is Rutherford and these two ladies
gentlemen friends honor does Ringo ever
go to San Francisco yes he does but not
to visit a sick aunt a sick horse
well I guess you're right
it must be a coincidence it's just that
I go to thinking about it and thinking
about it and thinking about it well it
certainly appears that you three lovely
young ladies are happy and well-adjusted
again
therefore my work is done and I'll be
leaving for Paris tomorrow and I
couldn't be happier when are you getting
married tomorrow in the boat after it
sails the captain's going to perform the
ceremony oh that's marvelous doctor if
you don't mind I sure would love to come
down the boat remind Senor oh that's a
great idea it's a marvelous idea
oh I would just love that please do it's
the SS President Roosevelt in a sails at
five o'clock pier 13 cabin a 58 ok
wonderful hiji and you'll meet my fiance
he's a brilliant artist oh I sure do
look forward to meeting him
so do I me too well I'm sure he'll be
charmed by all of you
your will hey Liz what are we stopping
here for
oh let's forgot a couch please don't be
too long messy bride we want to miss the
boat would it be oh don't worry mr.
ambassador we'll only be a minute
my secretary called and I think she has
a little wedding present we'll be right
yeah and why want that then you can go
in your office and add a little
something to the population explosion I
was just kidding this I'm sorry
hey wanna me finished this cassette
population explosion I think it's a new
Janice that was a lot of people
that Murphy always trying to save my
money
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Oh diagnosis on your Oh easy
I just called all your friends and I
said you and grits were getting married
nature donate to the cause and they
could write off as charity
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the girls know the letters here was that
it I wrote each one a very very sweet
note now please Ben don't forget to mail
it
and doctor no over here
but you said there Christopher pricing
on dr. Bend and one for you thank you
we're going to have our own private
toast Wow Marcus still with it dad you
better hurry
oh it's nice we thought that's marvelous
it's kind of like family right get it i
toast the newlyweds I wish I was one of
them
either one and I toast the greatest gal
in the world worth me two beautiful
there you see mr. smart dr. miser
these people have taste
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um
oh oh yes oh oh let me get our towers
stay right there
oh it's perfectly sorry for terribly
tell me I'll go to the boys room and
I'll take care of Canada no it's okay
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Oh Marilu
what you're doing here oh oh I seem to
misplace my glasses but we just come
here from every job
yeah
do you all know dr. Cole dr. Khalid you
all know dr. a carload oh uh dr. Cole oh
yeah no that is I know doctor called
fiancé Christopher fried I know him who
now isn't that a coincidence
yeah yeah oh is it yes because I'm here
to see dr. a : oh you are yeah and I
don't know what I did with my glasses
you're here to see that girl why don't
you go and see her well I tell you what
what am I gonna find I used to know why
don't we go together then together this
to money we can go find out
oh well that's awfully sweet of you
Victor if y'all would excuse me just for
protection
yeah you know a pretty girl like you
should have protection you'd be
surprised how many drunks are running
around loose at these Christmas office
party
well if y'all excuse me I'm looking for
the doctor oh I happen to be exactly but
I am NOT in surgery today see I'm
driving the ambulance see what's your
name Oh Duda play
me oh I'm what am i what are you doing
here uh I came to see my doctor off Oh
what are you doing here
what oh well I know not to see I have a
friend so glad to hear come on I would
introduce you to the doctor oh yes yes
we'll leave the way
how did you wait right here and I'll get
a drink and then we're gonna find the
doctor
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you're looking for layers
oh my tweet girls what three girls oh
you know the ones that I told you about
my three special patients they're coming
here you can't I mean you shouldn't
you must as you've already said goodbye
to them my father they want to keep
hanging around for don't they know
they're cured I wanted him to be here I
mean well they want to meet Chris
shouldn't they can't get up say well my
seen it what are you making nervous
meeting three strangers nervous have you
ever seen the calm and cool Christopher
pride nervous
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they are
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are you doing here what are you doing
here it's about a fact I was just about
to tell little woman heart jump you hold
me I'm sorry dr. Martha doctor - no
listen and when we go to my office
no wait wait wait wait honey I was gonna
tell matters over you got Susie and had
a tiger the terms in tiger claw
Hey Oh howdy ma'am I mean hi ma'am I'm
sorry loose howdy ma'am sorry what do
you say we get going home late
oh well I I didn't want to see my three
girls but I guess they decided not to
come I guess not but I'll go tell me
more if they were going to sneak off and
I'll be right Oh where's be okay Ben and
I I don't know I don't know feeling
about
oh I'm sorry they I'm jumping all right
you go find then I'll see where it being
on me to Becky
all right okay hurry up hurry through
the window
the light oh yeah yeah yeah see you seen
Claire Claire no
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what waiting for you in that office in
that room I went up into the drinks oh
well I I went to the bar Susan but it
was really loaded there were so many
people I just I couldn't get through
what why don't you go and get us a drink
bill I can't take the crowds oh you you
want me to go get the drinks well what I
mean is if you got us a drink you find a
doctor maybe and and then come back I'll
wait here I can't find anybody well son
of a gun I can't fire anybody either I
was looking all around and I did not a
shame there why don't you go to the bar
and get us a drink honey that's an idea
while your dad you might find someone
while I'm here I might find someone okay
but now don't you go away cuz I just
can't wait for you to meet dr. Coleman I
can't wait either I can go I'll be right
here Mary
just broken it has my coach I say the L
would you press the button apparently
this elevator here I think the Fed
friend of yours is a little screwy
oh my bet friends little screwy how come
on II try to take me out on the fire
escape
could use a drink I'd get you a drink
dusty huge yeah please get me a drink I
appreciate let's go means that I found
you been all over sweetheart but it was
so crowded I couldn't find out what he
was with some friends just bread like
let's go we need the elevator that's
what I'm standing here with you too oh
nothing
I mean nerves nerves no not his there's
miners it's not every day that a guy
goes under honey
now because I'd like to give the girl's
mother 10 minutes before we leave anyway
why-why-why yeah that's the least I
could do will you stop worrying we have
plenty of time do we can't wait no we
can't
big storm coming yes but sailing store
they do oh yeah
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the way you two are acting you think
that we just escaped from a fate worse
than death
no it's just that the parties make me
nervous me too
I keep feeling that everyone's closing
in on me
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everybody I just give me your undivided
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dr. and mr. pride are already on their
way to the boat and I have got the
greatest idea
how do you like a honeymoon cars oh it's
just beautiful what's the hurry Ben
there's no rush now just relax you're in
the picture Ben I want to watch go ahead
step away but listen good what about the
storm
I think it's mistis relaxed smile and
say cheese
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officer how much time do we have about
20 minutes they have to get the visitors
off first the visit is met with the
Ambassador mystery from the investor yes
we're late
I'll bet excuse me from the girls to
meet Chris oh oh
he was here girl system and he was just
here gone ahead Chris oh there he is
what are you doing down there
Ringo
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Elizabeth Elizabeth
Elizabeth would you please let me
explain
you don't understand oh yes I do oh yes
I understand you
you lost making infamous file corrupt
the evil shameful wicked vicious vile
monster Elizabeth you seem so disturbed
no well what I mean is I did it for you
honey
you know girls you mustn't let this
thing destroy you as it's destroying me
you mustn't let it set you back
do you understand me you you mustn't let
it shake you up because this this room
it can be used it can be used for um for
understanding whether you are trying to
understand men or whether your Elizabeth
will you please listen to me I only did
it for you honey
I did it because I love you and because
I can't live without you and because I
didn't want to go to Paris without you
will you please leave us alone and and
leave girls really I apologize I only
did it for her I did it because I love
her and I didn't mean to do anything
wrong and if I did I'm terribly sorry
will you please just tell her I was
always a gentleman
Elizabeth if you're not gonna listen to
me I'm gonna kill myself I'll jump
overboard you are not even on the ship
well then I'll get on the ship and then
I'll jump you haven't got the nerve you
haven't got the will you couldn't kill
yourself if you wanted to oh is that so
driver what's holding us up
I'll never forgive him
oh but if you keep on that way you'll
make yourself sick
don't you see you've just found out what
he did and it's a it's a traumatic shock
but you just can't let up a little old
traumatic shock just cloud up your
entire life but it isn't really a deep
soul wound is it doctor maybe not maybe
not but I will never forgive him
you do what I love
I know
Oh