Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) - full transcript

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Right.

Right.

Right.

So.

Everything.

What do we have here?

Yeah.

Look at it. It's

gobbling up all my fruit.

It's one of mine.

Last few disciples, you've lost

everything, my Lord. The land is dry.

Life is lost without faith in you never

wavered, and now we await the promise.

They told me it was.

This is why you celebrate.

He thinks there's an eternal reward.

No, no, sorry. There's no

eternal reward for you, dog.

What was celebrated as a fresh kill?

Which is vanquished. The holder of the Necro sword before he could harm any

other guards will get curse and trends. Jews threatened to wind my entire empire.

My Lord.

Your empire is over at the end.

It'll be more followers to

replace you. They're always over.

We have suffered.

And we have started.

Right.

And well, you should suffer if

your God is your only purpose.

There's nothing for you

after death except death.

Got it.

I will answer you.

Now your meaningless life

finally does have a purpose.

Sacrifice yourself to me.

Kill the golden goose.

Juice.

Salmon.

Delete.

So choosy.

You are no good.

Doesn't feel like it 'cause.

Sounds like a promise.

So this is my vow.

Gosh, one tie.

Yeah.

Come, gather round and listen to the legend of the

Space biking, AKA the God of Thunder, AKA 4 odors.

Raised in the way of the world, soul was taught to help win

Benz fighting the good fight for those who can't find him.

The group and he grew and he grew. He was sensitive

like a smile and his loving nature did not discriminate.

He once loved us, swashbuckling, passionista

another time. He loved a woman on a woman, wolf.

It shows one true love was an Earth woman

named Jane Fonda. Wigner Jane Foster.

But sadly,

in the battle for love for last.

In fact, he lost a lot of people

in those days. His mum is dead.

That guy, that guy, whoever

that is it hot dog and his brother.

And his brother again and again.

Also had to watch his planet

explode, Daily said. Whatever though.

It seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost and so he

his heart behind a big fleshy body, so it could never be broken again.

But just because he was done loving didn't mean he was done fighting. He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy and set off

on some classic Thor adventures he got in shape, putting in the hard yards, turning pains into games and never skipping leg day.

He went from dead body to God, one beneath his God,

but there was still a sad but just trying to get out.

Because all of the boards that Thor had worn over the years

couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside.

So he gave up the search for love.

Accepting that he was

only good for one thing.

Waiting in quiet contemplation

for someone to say.

So we need your

help to win this battle.

Gore.

We need your help to

win this battle. Let's go.

Come on.

Sorry. OK.

People die.

You're gonna break.

I am good.

Well, well, look who it is.

How we doing, guys? Horrible.

You said this planet would be relaxing holiday, I

said it was going to be like a relaxing holiday.

Skip through Sunday.

God of Thunder.

Ping your card. You have finally joined

out. Well, they say better late than normal.

It's very nice. As you know, we used to live in a peaceful asks. Now gods will put it in. Now I'm

sacred. Temple has been left unguarded and hoping to control it. Stop. It is our most sacred shrine in.

Not for long.

Bring your card.

Tell them what happened here today,

China thought.

Ragtag, Mötley Crüe, misfit Desperados found time that bobble heads down names

in history. The Olds maybe update stuff, but I'll tell you this for free.

And.

Go to settings.

Well done, everybody collectively take

credit for doctors. We worked as a team.

Use our hearts and our minds to

treat the enemy with minimal loss.

Or a classic Ford mentor.

Book, yeah.

Read it.

Your your doctor, Jane Foster and.

Hi. Hi.

And the answer is.

Yeah,

it's you ever see an event horizon?

No.

Interstellar know that maybe explains everything really clearly.

Alright, the Einstein Rosen Bridge need space so that employees be.

Coexist in space.

Just really understand why.

Watch his movies.

OK.

Jesus.

So how's that going?

It's going amazing.

View.

Anyone else besides me?

When people find out, they

started acting weird. They're just.

Different.

Anyway.

Stage four. I have

like how many stages?

For that we know about.

Somewhere else, you gotta be right

now. It's more important than chemo.

No.

You're trying to get

back to the letter.

The hand through ideas

I'm trying. OK time out.

I know you think you have work is something you have to

do, otherwise you're letting down all civilization but.

You're not getting with the universe is actually

trying to tell you. So let me translate.

Down.

Beautified this thing.

Client.

That's why I my way it does

not have to be full alone in a lab.

Baby, it's time to play the space Viking hard with smaller card. Yes, it is. There's no

power. There's a bar. It's all. It's blonde and it's gorgeous. It is a handsome card.

See.

I will figure this out.

Results start coming back the same.

Chemo.

So sorry.

Or if you just want to call me.

Small. Likely because

you're working.

Look at this place.

Beautiful photo.

Home from here to take. Yes, planets

as God as God is not a planet.

It is. It is you and now it is time

for me to pass on to the spirit realm.

I will take my place.

In the great banqueting Hall of Valhalla,

the resting place of the gods, 01 more thing.

You have a sister.

And so now I turn into Godly

Stardust and say farewell hook.

I see.

Have disappeared.

So.

Brother.

An ominous portal

has appeared behind.

No, I returned.

Just take my claim is the

rightful heir to the throne.

Stopping.

Join your ribs.

Yeah.

The world.

John.

You can almost feel the power of these magnificent and immovable stones. OK, let's

head back to the village where we can drink some real Asgardian. Me. Come on.

God of the sun.

We thank you. Appreciate your help. War forever. Without the

protection of our goals. But you know, peace shall reign.

In return for your service,

please accept these gifts.

This tradition, protectors of

our world still with breaking news.

They are wonderful.

Junior card. Thank you so much. Listen, number

about the temple. Don't talk about that.

If you want to talk.

It's making me sad.

Two objects.

Stop.

We got the goats, which you

accepted in a mistake with you.

Call back.

They are beautiful. Yes,

they are beautiful.

He also has great quite a lot.

Distress signal. Retrace your steps.

Probably.

Ridiculous.

Right.

It's not working,

it's not charged, but maybe.

Yeah.

Find this song.

Delete.

Teen people meeting people that had great conversation stuff and he

told you, could some of them with especially with something like this.

I mean, there's not.

Melissa.

This whole time, yeah. You said to stay with

the ship. This is Glenda. We're married.

Relationships that I shouldn't be doing that. Yeah, you can't

get married on every single plan that we land on. I am group.

Finally.

Distress calls.

God butcher.

All of these gods

murdered champions.

Waste the horror.

Who could have done

something like this?

Go back.

Play that one.

So where are you? We need you.

My friend is in danger. We must go.

My friends, maybe we should split up so many people

to save. I mean, look at all of his distress.

You'll be OK.

Commitment to each other. Beautiful thing

last something I never had. Buddy, if I may.

eBay.

After thousands of years of living, you

don't see them over the hell you are.

I've been lost before.

Then I found meaning.

That's how love.

And yeah, I got taken

from me and God, that hurts.

But this should be feeling

is better than feeling empty.

My hope for you is that one

day you will find something.

To make you feel this.

I have loved.

It didn't work out. Another diagonal, deathly dumpy with a handwritten letter.

I don't know which is worse, but it's my actually everyone at arms length.

Touchdown. I knew this would

happen. You must go. I'll find safe.

You answered the other calls. The Galaxy needs

its guardians. Cool. Yeah. We were just leaving.

I know it hurts.

This way you have to trust me.

Why don't you take this ship it as a parting farewell

gift. You're giving me my shift? Yes, she's yours.

Then you make as many memories with others. I have just temperamental blast will

serve you well. It's hypothetical. Starship. Thank you. Goodbye, old friend.

Human hands.

Guardianship.

Snake that you cannot trust is really dragging

this out and finish the classic Asgardian high one.

Let's go take care of my crew is

going to be hard for very young.

Remember what I told you?

You ever feel loss?

Just look into the eyes

of the humor that you look.

It'll tell you exactly.

Second problem with the speed boat.

Me and you.

Stormbreaker.

Crazy ex.

So what is that program?

Brandon.

Gary.

The nicest girls, loving me.

No.

C As we thought.

Missing at all.

No, leave me.

Tiger warriors.

In the battlefields in person.

And then I can claim

my place in both.

I hate to break it to you, but warrior to get

into Valhalla, you have to die in the battle.

You survived.

Sure.

Valhalla.

What happened is.

I've been hunting a little bit. I followed

him here. It was a trap. It was his madness.

The God is coming. He seeks the

extinction of the God as God is next.

Family.

Now.

These things where the

hell they are? Welcome back.

I love that.

Second.

You know.

Really.

That's why having problem.

And that's my look.

Take off that mask

are revealing itself.

Green.

J.

Let me tell you the

legend of Thor and Jane.

He was a God of Thunder

and she a woman of science.

And although they were

very different worlds.

Somehow it just made sense.

Together they embark on journey.

Open.

Four to change the

way of the warrior.

And trying to throw

away of the people.

It is time passed their love

and deeper and deeper.

Drivers should be on there.

I need you to promise

me love always protects.

I love you too, buddy.

Love that deep is a way

of becoming magical.

Store cities trends towards

the future and all that might hold.

Ponder life with Jane. The

more he feared losing their life.

And although Jane didn't want to admit

it, she was scared of loss as well.

And so they build walls between

them. Forgot busy saving humanity.

Jane got busy doing the same.

Real busy.

And eventually the space between them grew

and grew until it became two white to be.

Something had to give.

I have to go through this data.

Clean all this up.

Play.

Then one night it didn't give.

Jane wrote a note.

And so with that note.

And the legend suddenly became the.

Or so they thought.

Yoga.

Horse.

Centerfield.

This cluster filled

in with their helmets.

Can we talk about this later?

That's true.

Virginia.

Watch.

It's cool that only

read about his stories.

Now this is going to.

Pain is pain that comes along.

Touch my things.

Run you coward.

Second.

Shadow monsters disgusted.

Flu rapid twice. Nothing.

Cowards must've run away.

You're telling me 3-4 years.

Eight years, seven months and six days. I haven't forgotten

the last time I saw you, I didn't see you because she left.