The Wishing Well (2009) - full transcript

Small Wells is an inconspicuous Midwest town, where nothing truly spectacular happens, so whatever gets into its local newspaper, run by Mark Jansen, is 'exciting'. The local wish well actually works, but only when one 'makes the right wish'. When Mark's motherless daughter does, it mysteriously brings along New York celebrity magazine editor Cynthia Tamerline. Somehow she becomes apprentice at the paper, which is in such poor financial state that Mark is resigned to sell out to a Chicago press syndicate magnate.

- I LIVE

IN SLOW CREEK, ILLINOIS.

AND IF YOU NEED

A WISHING WELL,

WE HAVE ONE.

A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW

ABOUT IT,

NOT JUST PEOPLE WHO LIVE HERE.

THIS WISHING WELL HAS RULES.

FIRST, YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE

YOUR WISH.

SECOND, YOU HAVE TO WISH

FOR THE RIGHT WISH.

SOMETIMES YOUR WISHES HAVE TO DO

WITH PEOPLE YOU'VE NEVER MET,

PEOPLE WHO'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD

OF MY TOWN

OR OUR WISHING WELL.

- ♪ IF I COULD

♪ YOU KNOW I WOULD

♪ TAKE YOU WITH ME

♪ 'CAUSE I SWEAR

♪ THERE AIN'T NO PLACE

BETTER ♪

- SO YOU'VE GOT YOUR BIG MEETING

AT 10:00?

- MM-HMM.

IT'S FOR A BIG CHARITY EVENT.

DESIGN, CATERING, EVERYTHING.

OF COURSE,

I DON'T WORK FOR CHARITY.

- WELL, I HOPE YOU GET IT.

- I WILL.

I'M IRRESISTIBLE.

DO YOU EVER JUST STOP

AND THINK HOW LUCKY WE ARE?

- LUCKY?

- YEAH.

WE HAVE EXCITING CAREERS.

WE LIVE IN GREAT APARTMENTS,

GO TO GREAT PARTIES,

MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.

- YEAH.

- WHAT'S WRONG?

- MAYBE THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANT.

LAST NIGHT, THIS PARTY--

I ENDED UP

GIVING MY EXTRA TICKET

TO MY ASSISTANT.

AND I REALIZE

THERE WAS NOBODY

THAT I REALLY WANTED

TO GO WITH.

[phone beeps]

- OH.

I GOT TO GO.

I'M SORRY.

DRINKS LATER?

I REALLY WANT TO HEAR

ABOUT THIS.

- YES.

YES. GOOD LUCK. GOOD LUCK.

- ♪ WITH MY ATTITUDE

AND MY SAVOIR FAIRE ♪

[elevator dings]

♪ SO EXCUSE ME

IF I COME AROUND ♪

- OH, SHE'S HERE.

HI.

- HI.

- OOH.

THANKS AGAIN

FOR THAT TICKET LAST NIGHT.

- YOU'RE MORE

THAN WELCOME.

MAYBE NEXT TIME I'LL GIVE THEM

BOTH TO YOU.

- REALLY?

- CALLS?

- OH, YEAH, MICK AT SUNDANCE.

KUSHIYAKI, LUKE,

TWO GUYS WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF.

AND ZEIL CALLED

FROM BOSLEY'S OFFICE.

HE WANTS TO SEE YOU.

- ANYONE FROM ANGELA'S TEAM?

- NO, NOT FOR WEEKS.

- ALL RIGHT, TELL ZEIL

I'M ON MY WAY,

AND HOLD EVERYTHING ELSE.

- OKAY.

- AH, THERE SHE IS.

SO, CYNTHIA, DO YOU HAVE

THAT INTERVIEW

WITH ANGELA LINED UP?

- NEARLY.

- WELL, SHE'S WORTH A MILLION

MORE SALES AT THE NEWSSTAND.

- WELL, I'M WORKING EVERY ANGLE.

- JUST WRITE A HEARSAY ARTICLE.

- HEARSAY.

-SOMETHING LIKE, "WE HEAR

ANGELA'S GOING TO INDIA,

AND WE HEAR SHE'S INSURED

HER BREASTS FOR $50 MILLION."

- I DON'T DO THAT.

- REALLY?

WHY NOT?

- BECAUSE IT ISN'T TRUE.

- SO, LATER WE PRINT

A RETRACTION.

IN THE MEANTIME,

WE SELL A TON OF MAGAZINES,

WHICH IS WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR.

- HOW LONG DO YOU THINK

CELEBRITIES ARE GONNA ALLOW US

TO PROFILE THEM

IF WE'RE LYING ABOUT THEM?

- ERIN, WOULD YOU GIVE US

A MINUTE, PLEASE?

OH, CYNTHIA, CYNTHIA,

CYNTHIA.

I AM GOING

TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE

WITH US AT CELEBMAGAZINE, HMM?

- I'LL BE CELEBRATING

MY 10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY

AT THE END OF THE WEEK.

- IT'S A DIFFERENT GAME NOW.

THE STAKES ARE HIGHER.

WE HAVE TO SELL MORE COPIES,

DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

AND I'M JUST NOT SURE

YOU'RE UP TO IT.

- WELL, BE SURE

BECAUSE I AM.

- LAST NIGHT, WHAT DID YOU DO?

- LAST NIGHT?

- MM-HMM.

- I WAS INVITED

TO AN ART GALLERY OPENING

AT THE MECKLER.

- WHAT A-LIST CELEBRITIES

WERE THERE?

- WELL, THERE WAS KIRK

AND ELIZABETH.

- SO NO A-LISTERS.

SEE, THAT'S JUST MY POINT.

YOU'RE NOT GETTING INVITATIONS

TO THE BIG STUFF.

NOW ERIN, ON THE OTHER HAND,

SHE GOT INVITED

TO THE OPENING

OF BRAD'S NEW FILM

AS HIS PERSONAL GUEST.

- I'VE GOTTEN YOU

MORE INTERVIEWS

THAN ANYBODY ON THIS STAFF.

- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME

YOU WROTE A COVER STORY?

- FOUR MONTHS AGO.

GEORGE.

- FOUR MONTHS,

THAT'S A LIFETIME!

ERIN HAD

THIS MONTH'S COVER

AND THE LAST TWO.

LOOK, THE FACT IS

I DON'T WANT TO LET YOU GO.

I REALLY DON'T.

BUT I DO THINK YOU NEED

A BREATHER.

AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE GOING

TO WORK FOR GREAT HOUSEKEEPING.

- [scoffs]

GREAT HOUSEKEEPING?

- IT IS A FINE PUBLICATION,

A MAGAZINE THAT I PUBLISH

ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHERS.

OF COURSE,

THERE IS A FAST TRACK

BACK TO THE BIG LEAGUES,

BACK TO CELEB.

GET THE INTERVIEW

WITH ANGELA.

- LOOK, ANDREW, I THINK

I CAN CONVINCE BOSLEY

TO MAKE

A VERY SIZEABLE CONTRIBUTION

TO ANGELA'S FAVORITE CHARITY.

WELL, LET'S JUST SAY HUGE.

BECAUSE WE HERE

AT CELEBMAGAZINE BELIEVE

THAT SAVING THE VAMPIRE FLY

IS AN EXTREMELY WORTHY CAUSE,

AS DOES ANGELA.

PROMISE ME

YOU'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

OKAY, THANKS.

[beep]

- OKAY.

PLANE TICKET TO CHICAGO.

RENTAL CAR RESERVATION.

MAPS TO SLOW CREEK, ILLINOIS.

IT WASN'T INDIANA.

UH, YOU WILL BE STAYING

AT THE SLOW CREEK INN.

AND I PUT EVERYTHING

ONTO YOUR BLACKBERRY.

- RIGHT, IF ANYONE

FROM ANGELA ASHTON'S TEAM CALLS,

AND I MEAN ANYONE--

HER DOG WALKER,

HER HERBALIST, ANYONE--

REACH ME IMMEDIATELY.

IMMEDIATELY, UNDERSTAND?

- I UNDERSTOOD YOU

THE FIRST TIME.

- ♪ CAN'T THINK CLEARLY,

BABY ♪

♪ CAN'T THINK

♪ THESE DAYS

♪ I DON'T HAVE ANSWERS

♪ I DON'T KNOW

♪ THE WAY

♪ CAN'T TALK

♪ CLEARLY, BABY

♪ NO ONE KNOWS

♪ WHAT I MEAN

♪ WORDS WHIRL AROUND,

AROUND ♪

- EXCUSE ME.

- ♪ IN A DREAM

- CAN I HELP YOU?

- DO YOU KNOW

WHERE THE SLOW CREEK INN IS?

- WOW, THE NEW SLT.

NICE.

YOU IN TOWN FOR BUSINESS?

- I'M JUST LOOKING

FOR THE SLOW CREEK INN.

CAN YOU TELL ME

WHERE IT IS?

- SEE THE SIGN RIGHT THERE?

PRETTY MUCH RIGHT IN FRONT

OF YOUR FACE, SO TO SPEAK.

- [sighs]

OH.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- SORRY.

THANK YOU.

- NO PROBLEM.

NICE TO MEET ME,

I'M SURE.

- ♪ I CAN'T SEE

CLEARLY, BABY ♪

♪ YOUR LIGHT IS BLINDING ME

♪ MY EYES MAY BE CLOSED

♪ BUT MY HEART ALONE,

IT SEES ♪

♪ I CAN'T FIGURE

♪ OUT THE PLOT

[bell rings]

- OH.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

ARE YOU CHECKING IN?

- YES, I AM.

- OH, MY GOODNESS.

YOU MUST BE...

YOU MUST BE

CYNTHIA TAMERLANE.

- LINE.

- TAMERLINE, YOU'RE RIGHT.

[laughs]

I'M SORRY.

WELL, EVERYBODY CALLS ME

BIG JIM.

I'M THE OWNER,

PROPRIETOR, AND BELLMAN

OF THE SLOW CREEK INN.

WELCOME. WILL YOU BE STAYING

WITH US LONG?

- JUST OVERNIGHT.

- OH, WELL,

THAT'S TOO BAD.

MAYBE NEXT TIME

YOU CAN STAY LONGER.

- RIGHT. SURE.

- WOULD YOU LIKE

TO REGISTER, PLEASE?

- HERE?

- THERE WE GO.

AND I'VE GOT YOU UP

ON THE SECOND FLOOR.

THERE WE GO.

NOW IF YOU'LL FOLLOW ME.

[grunts]

HERE WE ARE.

IT'S A NICE LITTLE ROOM.

NOTHING FANCY.

[laughs]

JUST COMFORTABLE,

JUST LIKE THE FOLKS AROUND HERE.

NOW YOU'LL FIND THE BATHROOM

RIGHT THROUGH THERE.

OH, AND YOU GOT A NICE VIEW HERE

OF THE WISHING WELL.

- THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE

TO DO A STORY ON.

- OH, MY GOODNESS.

SO THAT'S WONDERFUL.

- MM.

- YOU KNOW, WE USED TO HAVE

A LOT OF TOURISTS COME

AROUND HERE.

AND THE FIRST THING YOU KNOW,

A FEW PEOPLE DIDN'T GET

THEIR WISH,

SO EVERYBODY STARTED SAYING,

"WELL, THE WISHING WELL

DOESN'T WORK."

BUT AROUND HERE,

PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE.

- WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU EVER WISH

FOR ANYTHING?

- OH, ME, NO,

I'M ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES.

I JUST GO ALONG.

I'M HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING.

MAYBE YOU'D LIKE

TO MAKE A WISH.

- OH, NO, NO,

I'M ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES TOO.

I HAVE A LIFE THAT MOST WOMEN

WOULD ONLY DREAM ABOUT.

- WELL, NOW YOU ARE LUCKY.

BY GOLLY.

WELL, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,

PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

BUH-BYE.

[door shuts]

- HI, I'M CYNTHI--

- OKAY.

I'M DONE NOW.

- WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

- I WAS MAKING A WISH.

- AH, OF COURSE.

WHAT WERE YOU WISHING FOR?

- IT'S A SECRET.

- OH, I SEE.

- I THINK

THE BEST WISHES ARE SECRET.

DON'T YOU?

- I GUESS SO.

SO DO YOU THINK THAT THIS

WISHING WELL IS GONNA WORK?

- I HOPE SO.

I'M TRYING A LOT.

IT HAS RULES.

- WHAT RULES?

- THERE ARE ONLY TWO.

ONE IS YOU HAVE

TO REALLY BELIEVE.

- MM.

- AND THE OTHER IS...

YOU HAVE TO WISH

FOR THE RIGHT WISH.

- AND HOW DO YOU KNOW

WHAT THE RIGHT WISH IS?

- WHEN IT COMES TRUE.

- OH.

- YEAH.

WELL, BYE.

I GOT TO GO.

- HI.

JUST SIT ANYWHERE, HONEY.

[country music plays

in the background]

- NEED A FEW MINUTES?

- I'LL JUST HAVE

A CAFE AU LAIT.

- CAFE AU LAIT.

SURE THING.

- CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

I'M HERE DOING A STORY

ON THE WISHING WELL.

- OH, WELL, THAT'S NICE.

WHAT FOR?

- IT'S FOR CELEBMAGAZINE.

- OH.

- WHAT, YOU DON'T KNOW IT?

- WELL, I'VE SEEN IT.

IT'S JUST THAT THE WISHING WELL

DOESN'T SEEM

LIKE A CELEBKIND OF THING.

- WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY

FOR THE SISTER PUBLICATION

CALLED GREAT HOU--

- GREAT HOUSEKEEPING?

YOU WRITE

FOR GREAT HOUSEKEEPING?

OH, MY.

YOU KNOW, MY COUSIN HAD

A TERRIBLE TIME WITH DEPRESSION.

LIKE HE HAD THIS DARK CLOUD

OVER HIS HEAD ALL THE TIME.

AND THEY TRIED

ALL THOSE PILLS

WITH THE Xs AND THE Zs

IN THEIR NAMES,

BUT NOTHING WORKED.

HE WENT TO THE WISHING WELL

ONE DAY,

THREW IN ABOUT 85 CENTS.

SINCE THEN, HE'S BEEN THE

HAPPIEST PERSON YOU EVER SAW.

- AND YOU THINK

IT WAS THE WISHING WELL.

- WHAT ELSE?

BUH-BYE. THANKS A LOT.

- THANK YOU, DONETTE.

- I MEAN, IT DOESN'T WORK

AUTOMATICALLY.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE

THE RIGHT WISH.

FACT IS THE WELL HASN'T WORKED

IN QUITE SOME TIME

THAT I KNOW OF.

- OH?

- BUT IF I WERE YOU,

I'D START OVER

AT THE NEWSPAPER.

THEY'VE BEEN DOING STORIES

ON THE WISHING WELL FOR YEARS.

HERE'S YOUR CAFE.

AND HERE'S YOUR AU LAIT.

- SO I GOT HIM

TO BUY A HALF PAGE

AT THE QUARTER PAGE RATE

FOR ONE MONTH,

AND THEN IT'S GONNA ADJUST.

HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT,

YOU KNOW,

BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL ME NO.

[laughter]

I THINK IT'S REALLY GONNA BRING

IN SOME REALLY GREAT REVENUE

FOR THE CHRONICLE.

- EXCUSE ME.

- OH, CAN I HELP YOU?

- YES, I'M HERE TO DO A STORY

ON THE WISHING WELL

FOR CELEBMAGAZINE,

AND I WAS WONDERING...

- WHAT DOES CELEBMAGAZINE

WANT TO DO A STORY

ON THE WISHING WELL FOR?

- WELL, IT'S

FOR OUR SISTER PUBLICATION,

GREAT HOUSEKEEPING.

- REALLY?

OH, I LOVE GREAT HOUSEKEEPING.

THAT MAGAZINE IS AMAZING.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO

WITH JUST A LITTLE BIT

OF BAKING SODA?

- ANYHOW, I WAS WONDERING

IF I COULD GET

INTO YOUR ARCHIVES.

- WELL, I'D HAVE TO CLEAR IT

WITH MY BOSS FIRST.

- PERFECT.

COULD YOU DO THAT QUICKLY?

- MARK!

WE GOT A QUESTION

OUT HERE.

- YUP.

- OH, HI.

NICE TO MEET ME AGAIN, I'M SURE.

WHAT'S THE QUESTION?

- I'M DOING A STORY

ON THE WISHING WELL.

- SHE WORKS

FOR GREAT HOUSEKEEPING.

- I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD

LOOK AT YOUR ARCHIVES.

YOU DO HAVE ARCHIVES?

- OF COURSE. FEEL FREE TO LOOK

THROUGH THEM ALL YOU WANT.

PROFESSIONAL COURTESY.

ONE JOURNALIST TO THE OTHER.

- THANK YOU.

- UH, MOST OF THE STORIES

OVER THE LAST TEN YEARS

ARE PROBABLY GONNA BE

IN OUR MASTER FILES.

CAN SHE USE THAT DESK, ENID?

- IT'S OKAY WITH ME.

- ANYTHING OLDER THAN THAT'S

PROBABLY GONNA BE

IN THE STACKS

AT THE WAREHOUSE.

- WHERE'S THAT?

- YOU LIKE TO ASK

FOR DIRECTIONS,

DON'T YOU?

UH, IT'S JUST A NICE LITTLE WALK

UP MAIN STREET.

THE KEYS ARE ON THE BACK WALL

OVER HERE.

JUST GO OUT THE FRONT DOOR,

TAKE A RIGHT,

GO UP A COUPLE BLOCKS,

AND YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

- I THINK I'LL START

WITH THE COMPUTER FILES.

- OH, IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR

ANGLE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?

I COULD PROBABLY SAVE YOU

SOME TIME.

- I'LL KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT.

I'M A WRITER. IT'S JUST KIND

OF THE WAY I WORK.

I SHOULD PROBABLY GET STARTED.

[indie pop music]

- ♪ I CAN GET

A LITTLE BIT MORE FROM YOU ♪

♪ WHEN WE'RE MOVING

IN HARMONY ♪

♪ I'LL TWINKLE MY EYE

AND WALK ON BY ♪

♪ AND YOU'LL STILL BE THERE

FOR ME ♪

♪ LA LA LA LA LA

♪ LA LA LA LA LA

- LET'S GO WITH LEONA JACOBS'

99TH BIRTHDAY FOR THE LEADER.

YEAH.

- EXCUSE ME.

I THINK I NEED

TO HAVE A LOOK AT THE WAREHOUSE.

- YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR ANGLE?

- NOT YET.

- WELL, THE PAPER'S

OVER 100 YEARS OLD.

I'M SURE IF YOU LOOK,

YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE A FAMOUS PERSON

THAT'S COME TO TOWN.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

- OUT THE DOOR,

THEN TO THE RIGHT?

- THE DOOR. TO THE RIGHT.

CAN'T MISS IT.

- SHE'S GOT A REAL CASE

OF THE ME-MEs.

- SHE'S ALL RIGHT.

SHE JUST CAN'T SEE

WHAT'S AS PLAIN AS DAY.

I SAY FAMOUS PERSON,

SHE COMES TO GET A KEY,

AND MISSES A PICTURE

OF THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON

THAT'S EVER COME TO SLOW CREEK

RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FACE.

- ♪ IT'S THE WAY

IT WILL ALWAYS BE ♪

♪ LA LA LA LA

- AFTERNOON.

- HELLO.

- NEW IN TOWN?

- YES, I AM.

I'M JUST IN TOWN DOING A STORY

ON THE WISHING WELL.

- THERE USED TO BE

QUITE A FEW PEOPLE

COME THIS WAY

TO LOOK AT THE WELL

AND MAKE A WISH.

A LOT OF NEWSPAPER REPORTERS

OVER THE YEARS,

BUT IT DOESN'T WORK

FOR EVERYONE.

NOT SO POPULAR ANYMORE.

- DO YOU BELIEVE?

- I CERTAINLY DO.

ANYTHING YOU WANT STARTS

BY BELIEVING IT CAN HAPPEN.

ESPECIALLY A WISH.

AS LONG AS IT'S THE RIGHT ONE.

- [laughs]

WELL, THANK YOU.

GOOD-BYE.

[grunts]

[sighs]

[hits light switch]

[electricity buzzes]

- [caws]

[tapping on phone keys]

- HEY, IT'S ME.

- HOW'S IT GOING?

- I'M IN A HAYSTACK

LOOKING FOR A NEEDLE.

- SOUNDS DIRTY.

- [laughs] IT IS.

[call waiting beeps]

- I HATE TO INTERRUPT

YOUR MISERY, BUT I HAVE TO GO.

- OH, GREAT.

LEAVE ME HERE TO SUFFER.

- [caws]

- UGH.

- [caws]

- PERFECT.

- I SEE YOU MET NAPOLEON.

- [caws]

- YOU OUGHT TO TEACH HIM

SOME MANNERS.

- YEAH, IT'S THE CLOSEST THING

WE COULD AFFORD TO AN ALARM.

- OH, MEANING

YOU CAN TURN HIM OFF.

- JUST BE GLAD

YOU'RE NOT A RAT.

- BELIEVE ME, I COULDN'T BE

HAPPIER ABOUT THAT.

- I THOUGHT

I'D JUST COME OUT HERE

AND SEE IF YOU NEEDED

SOME HELP.

- NO, THANKS, I'M FINE.

- I RARELY MAKE IT OUT HERE

ANYWAY, AS YOU CAN TELL.

- EXCUSE ME.

[groans]

- YOU KNOW, I'M THE FOURTH

GENERATION OF MY FAMILY

TO OWN THE CHRONICLE.

MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER STARTED IT

IN 1887.

IT'S BEEN THE ONE CONSTANT

IN SLOW CREEK ALL THESE YEARS.

- [caws]

- THIS IS A LITTLE NOTHING TOWN,

BUT WE LIKE IT.

PEOPLE HERE DEPEND

ON THE PAPER.

IT GIVES THIS PLACE

AN IDENTITY,

SOME HISTORY.

ALL THESE STORIES

OVER ALL THESE YEARS.

I'M PROUD OF IT.

WELL, I WILL LEAVE YOU

AND NAPOLEON TO IT.

- THANK YOU.

- [caws]

- ♪ I RECALL A TIME

WHEN THINGS WERE CRAZY ♪

♪ SO MUCH GOING ON

INSIDE MY HEAD ♪

♪ WANTED TO IMPRESS THE ONES

I HELD UP HIGH ♪

♪ THEY COMPROMISED THE TRUTH

IN ME INSTEAD ♪

♪ IT TOOK A LONG TIME

TO SEE HOW WRONG I WAS ♪

♪ AND GET ALL MY PRIORITIES

IN LINE ♪

♪ NOW I GOT A GRIP

ON MY REALITY ♪

♪ I CAN SAY

♪ EVERYTHING I KNOW

♪ I LEARNED THE HARD WAY

♪ AND I'VE BEEN WORKING

♪ SOMETHING'S COMING

- RONALD REAGAN.

YEAH, THAT COULD WORK.

- ♪ I WON'T GIVE IT UP

♪ I'M READY

♪ TO GO

♪ AND FIND MY WAY

♪ AND NOW I CAN SAY

♪ I GOT NOTHING

TO LOSE NOW ♪

♪ I FEEL SO GOOD

- EXCUSE ME.

- YEAH, CAN I HELP YOU?

- CAN I USE

YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION?

- WELL, I'D HAVE

TO ASK THE BOSS. MARK!

- YUP.

- SHE WANTS TO USE OUR INTERNET.

- SURE.

HAVING ANY LUCK?

- YEAH.

AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

THAT RONALD REAGAN HAD VISITED

THE WISHING WELL?

I MEAN, YOU COULD HAVE SAVED ME

A LOT OF DIRT, TROUBLE,

COBWEBS, AND, FRANKLY,

BIRD POOP.

- WELL, THE PICTURE OF REAGAN

IS RIGHT THERE BY THE KEYS

IF YOU HAD ACTUALLY LOOKED.

I ASKED IF YOU WANTED HELP,

AND YOU SAID NO,

SO DON'T BLAME ME FOR SEEING

WHAT'S VERY CLEAR

TO ANYONE THAT MEETS YOU.

- WHICH IS?

- YOU CAN'T SEE SOMETHING

RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR OWN FACE.

- UH, I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING

FOR A LECTURE ON JOURNALISM

OR ANYTHING ELSE.

- WELL, YOU ASKED ME

WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU,

AND I GAVE YOU AN ANSWER.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

- DADDY.

- YES, ABBY.

- I'VE GOT FOUR THINGS

THAT HAPPENED IN HISTORY

FOR TOMORROW'S PAPER.

DO I NEED MORE?

- HOW ABOUT ONE MORE GOOD ONE?

- OKAY.

OH, HI.

- HI.

- ARE YOU STAYING?

- NO, I'M NOT.

I'LL BE LEAVING YOUR TOWN

AS SOON AS I SEND MY STORY.

- OH, WELL,

BACK TO THE GRIND.

- HUH?

- WE MET

AT THE WISHING WELL.

- ♪ I GOT NOTHING

TO LOSE NOW ♪

♪ AND I FEEL SO GOOD

♪ GOT NOTHING TO PROVE NOW

♪ AND THAT'S HOW IT SHOULD BE

♪ GOT NOTHING TO LOSE NOW

♪ AND I FEEL SO GOOD

- MAKING YOUR WISH AGAIN?

- YEAH.

HAVE TO.

- DIDN'T COME TRUE, HUH?

- NO.

MAYBE IT'S NOT THE RIGHT WISH.

- WELL, YOU KNOW,

ONE OF THE RULES IS

THAT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE.

- I DO.

DO YOU THINK IT'S BROKEN?

- I DON'T KNOW.

- GUESS I'LL TRY AGAIN.

- MAYBE YOUR WISH SHOULDN'T BE

A SECRET.

- YOU THINK?

- MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL

SOMEBODY.

- I COULD TELL YOU.

I GUESS IF YOU'RE LEAVING,

IT'D STILL BE KIND OF A SECRET.

- YEAH.

- I'M WISHING FOR MY DAD

TO BE HAPPY.

- OH.

- I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU.

- NO, NO, NO, I'M GLAD YOU DID.

IT'S JUST YOUR DAD DIDN'T

SEEM UNHAPPY WHEN I SAW HIM.

- I KNOW.

HE DOES THAT FOR ME.

'CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT ME

TO SEE HIM SAD.

BUT I KNOW BECAUSE...

WE DON'T LIKE

TO TALK ABOUT IT.

- WELL, I HAVE AN IDEA.

- I MAKE A WISH,

AND THEN AT THE SAME TIME,

YOU MAKE A WISH,

AND WE'LL SEE IF WE CAN GET

THIS OLD WISHING WELL

TO WORK AGAIN.

- OKAY.

BUT YOU HAVE TO USE

YOUR OWN WISH.

- OH, OKAY.

YOU GOT A QUARTER?

- YEAH.

- I WISH

I KNEW HOW TO BE HAPPY.

- ABBY?

- UH-OH.

- WHAT?

- ABBY?

- MY DAD DOESN'T REALLY LIKE ME

HANGING AROUND

MAKING WISHES HERE.

HE SAYS IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.

- UH-OH.

- YOU'RE STILL HERE?

- WELL, I COULDN'T LEAVE TOWN

WITHOUT MAKING A FINAL WISH

IN THE FAMOUS WISHING WELL.

ABBY WAS KIND ENOUGH

TO SHOW ME HOW IT WORKED.

- IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST.

- YEAH, WELL, LET'S LET

MISS TAMERLINE GET GOING.

I'M SURE SHE'S GOT A PLANE

TO CATCH BACK TO NEW YORK.

- COME BACK AND VISIT US,

OKAY?

- OKAY.

- HMM?

- EXCUSE ME, SIR.

- YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

- I WISH

I KNEW HOW TO BE HAPPY.

- ANYTHING YOU WANT STARTS

BY BELIEVING IT CAN HAPPEN.

ESPECIALLY A WISH.

- BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW

IT'S THE RIGHT WISH?

- WHEN IT COMES TRUE.

[knock on door]

- MISS TAMERLINE, IT'S 8 A.M.

HERE AT THE SLOW CREEK INN.

THIS IS YOUR WAKEUP CALL.

WHAT AM I DOING

IN SLOW CREEK?

PETERSBURG, NEBRASKA?

I'M NOT FROM NEBRASKA.

WHAT?

[dialing]

[phone rings]

COME ON, RACH, PICK UP.

- HELLO. NO ONE IS AVAILABLE

TO TAKE YOUR CALL.

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE

AFTER THE TONE.

[tone]

- RACH, IT'S CYNTHIA.

SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD'S

GOING ON.

COULD YOU CALL ME IMMEDIATELY?

[hangs up

and shuts phone off]

THESE AREN'T MY CLOTHES.

MY SIZE, BUT...

WHERE IS MY LAPTOP?

EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME!

- OH, MISS TAMERLINE,

CAN I HELP YOU?

- YES. SOMEONE'S BEEN

IN MY ROOM.

THEY TOOK ALL OF MY THINGS.

EVERYTHING.

AND REPLACED THEM WITH, WELL,

THINGS THAT ARE NOT MINE.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU

THAT NO ONE BUT NO ONE HAS BEEN

IN YOUR ROOM SINCE YOU SIGNED

THAT WEEK-TO-WEEK AGREEMENT

YESTERDAY.

- WEEK-TO-WEEK AGREEMENT?

I DIDN'T SIGN

A WEEK-TO-WEEK AGREEMENT.

- OH, JUST A MOMENT.

HERE. THIS.

- NO, NO,

THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.

- BUT THAT IS YOUR SIGNATURE,

ISN'T IT?

- LOOK, MR. BIG JIM,

I'M A JOURNALIST.

AND I'M GONNA FIND OUT

WHAT'S GOING ON.

BELIEVE ME, I WILL GET

TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.

- GOOD MORNING.

- DON'T BE FUNNY.

- I'M LOOKING AT IT

RIGHT NOW.

I'VE GOT A COPY OF IT

RIGHT HERE IN THE FILES.

ABSOLUTELY.

- EXCUSE ME.

- YOU'RE CYNTHIA TAMERLINE.

- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

- SHE'S HERE.

- OH, HEY, WE WONDERED

WHERE YOU WERE.

LOOK, PLEASE, TRY TO BE HERE

BY 7:00, 7:30.

- I HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- UH, YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO START WORKING HERE TODAY.

WE COME IN AT 7:30.

- ME WORK HERE?

- YES. YOU. HERE. WORK.

- NO, NO, NO,

THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.

I'M HERE TO DO A STORY

FOR CELEBMAGAZINE--

I MEAN, GREAT HOUSEKEEPING--

AND...

- OOH, NOW I LOVE

GREAT HOUSEKEEPING.

I LOVE THAT MAGAZINE.

DO YOU KNOW,

IF YOU PUT A RAW EGG IN

WHEN YOU FIRST PLANT A TOMATO,

THEY GROW BETTER.

- UH, NO, MISS TAMERLINE,

I HIRED YOU

TO FILL IN AS A REPORTER.

- NO.

- WE TALKED ON THE PHONE.

YOU'RE FROM NEBRASKA.

- OKAY, THERE'S SOMETHING

REALLY CRAZY GOING ON HERE.

REALLY CRAZY.

- MAYBE

WE SHOULD JUST GET STARTED.

[phone rings]

- CHRONICLE.

YES, HOLD ON ONE MINUTE.

IT'S MR. UPSHAW FROM THE VERNON

NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE AGAIN.

YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM?

- I DO NOT.

- YES, MR. UPSHAW,

HE'S IN THE BATHROOM.

YES, I'M SURE

HE WILL CALL YOU BACK

AS SOON AS HE'S AVAILABLE.

BUT, YOU KNOW, HE TOOK

A MAGAZINE IN THERE WITH HIM.

YEAH, IT COULD BE...

- HEY, LOOK, HERE'S YOUR FIRST

ASSIGNMENT IF YOU'RE READY.

- NO, I'M NOT READY.

I'M HERE TO DO A STORY

ON THE WISHING WELL.

- WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER STORY

ON THE WISHING WELL.

WE'VE DONE HUNDREDS OF THEM

OVER THE YEARS.

THIS IS A GOOD STORY.

IT'S MARTIN SIXT'S

MEMORIAL SERVICE.

IT'S TOMORROW MORNING.

- OKAY, YOU HIRED HER.

- UH.

UH.

[dialing]

[ringing]

[phone rings]

- TYSON MUNSON'S OFFICE.

- TYSON MUNSON?

- YES,

THIS IS TYSON MUNSON'S OFFICE.

- NO, IT'S NOT.

IT'S MY OFFICE.

- WOULD YOU LIKE

TO TALK TO HIM?

- NO, I WOULDN'T LIKE

TO TALK TO HIM.

I MEAN, YES, I WOULD LIKE

TO TALK TO HIM,

BUT, NO, THIS IS NOT HIS OFFICE.

COULD YOU JUST PUT HIM ON NOW?

- AND WHO MAY I SAY IS CALLING?

- WHO'S CALLING?

CYNTHIA TAMERLINE,

THAT'S WHO'S CALLING.

- ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

CYNTHIA TAMERLINE.

I'M SORRY.

MR. MUNSON WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

WHAT THE CALL IS

IN REFERENCE TO.

- WHAT IS WHAT?

IS HE INSANE?

YOU TELL HIM THAT THIS CALL IS

IN REFERENCE

TO THE FACT

THAT HE IS FIRED.

- I DON'T THINK

I UNDERSTOOD YOU.

- FIRED. OKAY?

TYSON--FIRED, JUST AS SOON

AS I GET BACK.

NO, NO, NO, ACTUALLY, WAIT,

I'M FIRING HIM NOW.

THIS MINUTE.

OKAY?

- MR. BOSLEY'S OFFICE.

- ZEIL, IT'S CYNTHIA.

IS BOSLEY AVAILABLE?

- WHO'S CALLING?

- IT'S CYNTHIA.

- CYNTHIA WHO?

- TAMERLINE.

CAN YOU JUST PUT HIM ON?

- I'M SORRY, MISS TAMERLINE.

ARE YOU WITH AN AGENCY?

HELLO?

MISS TAMERLINE, ARE YOU THERE?

- LOOK, I'LL CALL HIM BACK

WHEN HE'S IN A BETTER MOOD.

[beep]

- HI.

JUST SIT ANYWHERE, HONEY.

- COFFEE?

- A BIG CUP.

- I'LL JUST LEAVE

THE CARAFE.

MILK?

- UM, DO YOU KNOW ME?

- SURE DO.

WE MET YESTERDAY

WHEN YOU FIRST CAME INTO TOWN.

- RIGHT, OF COURSE.

DID I TELL YOU

WHERE I WAS FROM?

- DON'T THINK SO.

BUT YOU DID SAY YOU WERE GONNA

WORK FOR THE CHRONICLE

FOR MARK.

- I SAID THAT? YESTERDAY?

- YES, YOU SAID

YOU WERE STAYING AT THE INN

FOR A LITTLE WHILE,

AND THEN YOU START WORKING

TODAY.

ARE YOU OKAY, HONEY?

- OF COURSE.

I'M FINE.

- WELL, OKAY,

BUT IF YOU EVER NEED TO TALK,

I'M HERE PRETTY MUCH

ALL THE TIME.

WOULD YOU LIKE

TO START A TAB?

- A WHAT?

- START A TAB.

SEE, MOST PEOPLE,

THEY PAY

AT THE END OF THE MONTH.

IT SAVES TIME

AND ALL THOSE PESKY...

- I-I-I DON'T KNOW.

- WELL, I GOT THE BEST FOOD

IN TOWN.

- I'M SURE THAT'S TRUE,

BUT I DON'T PLAN

ON STAYING VERY LONG.

I'LL JUST PAY AS I GO.

- WELL, THAT'S FINE TOO.

- IN FACT

JUST THE COFFEE IS GOOD.

- WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

THERE YOU GO, HONEY.

- THANK YOU.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.

STEVE, MARLA, CAN I GET YOU GUYS

SOME COFFEE?

- UH, DONETTE?

- YES, HONEY.

- I THINK I'LL START THAT TAB.

- WELL, THAT'S FINE TOO.

- HEY, DON.

- BIG.

- MISS TAMERLINE.

- YES?

- YOU GOT A MINUTE?

I CALLED OVER

AT THE NEWSPAPER OFFICE,

AND YOU WEREN'T THERE, SO I KIND

OF FIGURED YOU'D BE HERE.

- OKAY, SO YOU FOUND ME.

- OH, WELL, I THOUGHT

YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW

THAT THE CHECK YOU GAVE ME

YESTERDAY,

THE BANK JUST CALLED AND SAID

IT WAS INSUFFICIENT FUNDS.

- WHAT--WHAT CHECK?

- THE CHECK FOR THE FIRST WEEK'S

RENT ON THE ROOM.

- I DIDN'T WRITE A CHECK.

AND IF I HAD WRITTEN A CHECK,

IT WOULDN'T HAVE BOUNCED.

DO YOU--DO YOU KNOW

HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE?

I WORK FOR CELEBMAGAZINE.

I DON'T HAVE MONEY PROBLEMS,

OKAY?

- AH, JEEZ, I DON'T MEAN

TO UPSET YOU.

I'M SURE

IT MUST BE A MISUNDERSTANDING.

IT MUST BE.

BUT, LISTEN, I CAN FLOAT YOU

FOR A WHILE.

- FLOAT ME?

- WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE

BRAND-NEW HERE IN TOWN.

AND MARK DID VOUCH FOR YOU.

- OH, MARK VOUCHED FOR ME.

- UH-HUH. YES.

SAID YOU WERE GOING

TO WORK FOR HIM TODAY.

THAT'S GOOD, HUH?

THERE YOU GO.

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

DONNY.

- I'LL PICK UP

SOME OF THE SLACK.

IT'S MY FAULT

THAT WE'RE SHORTHANDED.

THE SCHOOL BOARD APPOINTMENT

PIECE IS READY.

WHERE ARE WE

WITH THE METEOR SHOWER STORY?

- IT'LL BE READY TOMORROW.

- GREAT. WE'LL PENCIL IT IN

FOR THE LEADER ON FRIDAY.

- IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL.

- I GUESS

THERE'S BEEN SOME CONFUSION.

CAN I SEE YOU

FOR A MOMENT?

- YOU'RE SEEING ME NOW.

- IN YOUR OFFICE.

- TO BE CONTINUED...

YOU READY TO WORK

BECAUSE CONFUSION

IS NOT ON THE CALENDAR,

AND WE COULD REALLY USE

SOME HELP AROUND HERE.

- YES, BUT I WAS WONDERING

IF YOU MIGHT REITERATE

MY SALARY CONSIDERATIONS.

- NEW REPORTER STANDARD.

- IT--

- IT'S WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT

ON THE PHONE.

- YEAH, BUT IT'S SO...

- YOU COME INTO MY OFFICE

THIS MORNING,

YOU TALKED A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH,

AND THEN YOU LEAVE.

AND THEN YOU COME BACK.

AND IN THE MEANTIME,

BIG JIM COMES HERE,

AND HE ASKS

IF YOU'RE WORKING FOR THE PAPER,

AND I TELL HIM YOU ARE,

WHICH I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHY I DID,

BUT THE QUESTION REMAINS.

YOU WANT THE JOB OR NOT?

- DO YOU REMEMBER MEETING ME

YESTERDAY?

- 'CAUSE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN

DEPEND ON THIS PAPER,

AND WHAT WE NEED

ARE DEPENDABLE PEOPLE

TO WORK FOR IT.

- I ASKED YOU FOR DIRECTIONS.

- AND AROUND HERE,

WE ALL DO EVERYTHING.

WE ANSWER THE PHONE,

WE DO THE REPORTING,

WE COMPOSE THE LAYOUTS,

WE ALSO SELL AD SPACE.

- I USED THE ARCHIVES.

- WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO,

AND WE REALLY DON'T HAVE

ANY TIME TO WASTE.

- I WENT TO THE WAREHOUSE.

- GOING ONCE,

GOING TWICE...

- YES.

YES, I WANT THE JOB.

- GOOD.

I THINK.

LIKE I SAID,

YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT

IS MARTIN SIXT'S FUNERAL.

IT'S TOMORROW MORNING.

- DO YOU EVER JUST STOP

AND THINK HOW LUCKY WE ARE?

- LUCKY?

OH, I'M HOME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I'M HOME.

IT WAS A DREAM.

UGH, A NIGHTMARE.

BAD AIRLINE FOOD

AND LACK OF SLEEP.

AND RACHEL'S HERE.

OF COURSE I'M HOME.

THANK GOODNESS.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

NO SENSE AT ALL.

TYSON WORKS FOR ME.

HE'S MY...FRIEND.

WAIT, IS HE?

IS HE REALLY MY FRIEND?

ARE ANY OF THEM

REALLY MY FRIENDS?

I MEAN, DO THEY LOOK OUT

FOR WHAT'S BEST FOR ME?

IS THIS REALLY MY HOME?

WHAT IS THIS?

THIS IS NOT ME.

THIS IS NOT MY LIFE.

[screams]

[gasps]

[puts the gear

in park]

- THOUGH MR. SIXT WAS A MAN

OF FEW FRIENDS,

OF THOSE FEW WHO KNEW HIM,

PERHAPS MARY WILLIAMS KNEW HIM

THE BEST.

SHE WOULD LIKE TO SAY

A FEW WORDS BEFORE WE CONVEY

MR. MARTIN SIXT

TO HIS FINAL RESTING PLACE.

MARY.

- THANK YOU.

MY FATHER FIRST MET MARTIN SIXT

A FEW YEARS

AFTER THE KOREAN WAR.

THEY DIDN'T KNOW IT

AT THE TIME,

BUT BOTH HAD BEEN WOUNDED

AT THE BATTLE

OF PORK CHOP HILL.

IN FACT,

THEY BOTH ALMOST DIED THERE.

DAD SAID THAT WHEN HE AND MARTIN

FINALLY DID MEET,

MARTIN TOLD HIM HE HAD NO FAMILY

AND NO MONEY

AND NO PLACE TO LIVE.

AND ALL MARTIN WANTED

WAS TO BE ABLE

TO STAY IN OUR SHED OUT BACK.

JUST FOR A WHILE

TILL HE GOT BACK ON HIS FEET.

AND DAD SAID HE COULD,

BUT THERE WASN'T MUCH OUT THERE.

NO HOT WATER,

JUST A HOSE BIB,

AND A BARE BULB HANGING DOWN.

AND MARTIN SAID,

"THAT'S OKAY.

'CAUSE I DON'T NEED

VERY MUCH."

SO THEY MADE A DEAL.

AND THEY SHOOK ON IT.

MARTIN WOULD PAY $12 A MONTH

FOR AS LONG AS HE WANTED

TO STAY THERE.

GROWING UP, I REMEMBER WE DIDN'T

SEE VERY MUCH OF MARTIN.

HE KEPT TO HIMSELF MOSTLY.

THEN LATER, OF COURSE,

I GOT MARRIED AND MOVED OUT

AND STARTED A FAMILY

OF MY OWN.

THEN AFTER DAD DIED IN '93

AND MOM FOLLOWED IN '98,

RENTED OUT THE MAIN HOUSE.

BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

MARTIN SIXT WAS STILL LIVING

IN THE SHED OUT BACK,

STILL PAYING $12

ON THE FIRST OF EACH MONTH.

HE NEVER MISSED.

NOT ONCE.

HE AND MY FATHER HAD MADE

A DEAL

AND HAD BOTH LIVED UP TO IT.

WELL, NATURALLY, I FELT

THAT IT WAS MY JOB

TO CONTINUE TO HONOR

THAT DEAL.

SO NOW MARTIN IS GONE.

AND THE SAD THING IS...

I DON'T KNOW MUCH MORE ABOUT HIM

THAN WHAT I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU.

IN FACT, MOST OF THE TOWN

HARDLY EVEN KNEW HE EXISTED.

I DO KNOW THAT HE DID

SOME WOODWORKING FOR PEOPLE,

AND THEY WERE HAPPY

WITH THAT.

AND HE PAID HIS RENT ON TIME

LIKE HE SAID HE WOULD

BECAUSE MARTIN SIXT WAS A MAN

OF HIS WORD.

AND THAT COUNTS

FOR SOMETHING.

I FELT THE LEAST I COULD DO

WAS GIVE HIM A DECENT BURIAL.

RIGHT, DAD?

HE'S SMILING.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

THAT WAS MARTIN SIXT.

- WE'RE GOING

TO TAKE THE CASKET OUT NOW.

[whispers]

THANK YOU.

EXCUSE ME.

- YES.

- WE'RE SHORT A PALLBEARER

TODAY.

WE WERE WONDERING

IF YOU COULD OBLIGE US.

- ME? BUT I DIDN'T EVEN...

- THANK YOU.

YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT

TO THE CEMETERY, ARE YOU, MARY?

- NO. NO, I GOT

A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.

- WELL, WE ALL HAVE TO MEET

OUR MAKER BY OURSELVES.

I'LL SAY A PRAYER FOR YOU

SUNDAY, MARTIN.

- THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU,

REVEREND.

HE WAS A GOOD MAN.

- HELLO, ENID.

- HELLO.

HELLO. ABBY, RIGHT?

- YES.

HAVE WE MET BEFORE?

- DON'T YOU REMEMBER

THE WISHING...

OH. NO, WE'VE NEVER MET.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

- OH. OKAY.

WELL, I'M ABBY.

MY DAD OWNS THE PAPER.

- IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU,

ABBY MY DAD OWN THE PAPER.

- HE'S ON ASSIGNMENT RIGHT NOW.

- OH.

- I'M WORKING ON

MY "THIS DAY IN HISTORY" COLUMN.

- IT LOOKS GREAT.

- THANKS.

- I AM GONNA GO BACK

TO MY DESK.

- OKAY.

- EVERYTHING OKAY, HONEY?

- VERY GOOD.

AND I'D LIKE A GLASS

OF PINOT NOIR.

- ME TOO, BUT ALL I GOT

IS PLAIN RED.

- WELL, THAT'LL DO.

- WELL, I'LL JUST BRING IT

RIGHT OVER.

ROOM AT THE INN COMFY?

- IT'S FINE.

- BIG JIM IS MY EX.

I ALWAYS LIKE TO MAKE SURE

HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB.

- NO COMPLAINTS.

- REALLY?

WELL, I HAD PLENTY.

- [laughs]

- YOU HAVE A PROBLEM,

YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.

'CAUSE HE'D DO ANYTHING

TO SHUT ME UP.

- WILL DO.

- MAY I?

- OF COURSE.

- I WANT TO TALK

TO YOU ABOUT THE ARTICLE.

- ON MARTIN SIXT'S FUNERAL.

- YES.

- WHAT ABOUT IT?

- SIMPLE TRUTH,

IT'S NOT ALL THERE.

- WHAT?

- LOOK, YOU MISSED THE ESSENCE

OF WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.

- UM, ARE YOU GIVING ME

WRITING TIPS?

DO YOU KNOW THE COVER STORIES

I'VE WRITTEN?

I'M SORRY.

- IT'S NOT

ABOUT YOUR WRITING STYLE.

THAT'S FINE.

IT'S ABOUT SUBSTANCE.

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.

- OKAY.

- LOOK, MARTIN SIXT'S LIFE

WAS NO LESS VALUABLE

THAN ANYBODY ELSE'S.

SURE, HE WAS PRIVATE

AND HE WAS QUIET,

BUT HE HAD HONOR

AND DIGNITY.

- RIGHT?

- WELL, HE WASN'T FAMOUS,

BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING

ABOUT HIS LIFE THAT WAS GOOD

THAT WE CAN ALL BENEFIT FROM.

HE KEPT HIS WORD.

- I UNDERSTAND.

- GET THE REWRITE DONE

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

I'M SAVING ROOM

ON PAGE TWO.

TOMORROW'S EDITION.

- OKAY, DEFINITELY.

- LOOK, UM,

I'M NOT NORMALLY SO HARD

ON PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH,

BUT YOU'RE GOOD.

YOU COULD JUST BE BETTER.

THE OFFICE WILL BE OPEN

ALL EVENING.

- MARK, YOUR FOOD'S READY.

- THANK YOU, DONETTE.

- HI.

- HI.

- GOOD NIGHT, DADDY.

- GOOD NIGHT, BABY.

- GOOD NIGHT, CYNTHIA.

- [laughs]

GOOD NIGHT, ABBY.

[phone rings]

HELLO, CHRONICLE.

MR. UPSHAW FROM

THE VERNON NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE?

NO, NO, HE'S NOT HERE

RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE RIGHT. HE DOES STAY

AND WORK LATE SOMETIMES.

HANG ON. LET ME GET A PEN.

OKAY.

YOU WANT ME TO TELL HIM

THAT THE OFFER WON'T BE

ON THE TABLE FOREVER

AND THAT IF HE'S SMART,

HE'LL TAKE IT.

OH, DON'T WRITE THAT.

OH, HE SHOULD JUST KNOW THAT.

OKAY.

I'LL GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE.

THANK YOU.

- SHE'D RATHER BE HERE

WITH ME

THAN WITH A BABYSITTER

ALL THE TIME.

WE LOST HER MOTHER

WHEN SHE WAS TWO.

I THINK SHE MISSES

WHAT SHE NEVER HAD.

- I'M SORRY.

- THAT'S OKAY.

WE HAVE A GOOD TIME.

SHE LIKES IT.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE CAMPING OUT,

EXCEPT...

- EXCEPT SHE'S NOT CAMPING

AND SHE'S NOT OUT.

- EXACTLY.

BUT WE'LL GO HOME AS SOON

AS I GET THIS PAPER PUT

TO BED.

- I THINK IT'S NICE.

- I DO TOO.

- OH, MISS TAMERLINE,

THIS IS WHAT I CALL LITERATURE.

[laughs]

[phone rings]

- HEY, MARK.

- HEY, CYNTHIA,

I GOT YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT.

- OKAY, MY NEXT ASSIGNMENT.

- YEAH, GO DOWN

TO THE POLICE STATION

AND TALK TO LITTLE JIM.

- GOT IT.

- MA'AM.

- THANK YOU.

- MM-HMM.

- HI. I'M LOOKING

FOR THE POLICE CHIEF.

- I'M THE CHIEF.

BUT PEOPLE CALL ME LITTLE JIM.

I'M BIG JIM'S SON.

- OH, CYNTHIA TAMERLINE

FROM CELEB--THE CHRONICLE.

- AND YOU'RE HERE

FOR THE BLOTTER?

- YEAH.

- WELL, IN THE LAST COUPLE

OF DAYS,

WE'VE BEEN OUT

ON A BARKING DOG,

AND A DOG WHO WAS HOWLING,

AND ANOTHER BARKING DOG

THAT TURNED OUT TO BE THE SAME

BARKING DOG AS THE FIRST DOG.

THAT'S THREE INCIDENTS.

- THAT IT?

- WE GOT A CALL

FROM MRS. MULLINS

THAT MR. MULLINS WAS STAYING

TOO LONG AT CJ'S BAR

AND SHE WANTED HIM TO COME HOME.

- SO SHE CALLED YOU?

- IT'S MY AUNTY.

AND MY UNCLE WASN'T ANSWERING

HIS CELL PHONE.

- OH.

- BUT I'D RATHER

YOU NOT PRINT THAT.

BIG JIM DOESN'T KNOW.

- IT'S OUR SECRET.

- THANKS.

WELL, SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

- LITTLE JIM.

HEY, LITTLE JIM.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M TALKING TO YOU.

LITTLE JIM!

[knocks at door]

LISTEN, THERE'S A PARKING METER

ON THE CORNER

THAT'S OUT OF ORDER.

WELL, IT'S TAKING

PEOPLE'S MONEY,

AND IT'S NOT GIVING THEM

ANY TIME ON THE METER.

THAT'S THEFT!

PEOPLE ARE BEING ROBBED.

AND WHAT ARE THE POLICE DOING

ABOUT IT?

NOTHING.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

IT'S OUTRAGEOUS.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND

WHY HE WOULDN'T GIVE A HOOT

ABOUT THAT.

I JU--OH.

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

YOU'RE CYNTHIA TAMERLINE,

RIGHT?

- YES, LOOK, I'M SORRY

IF I--

- I READ YOUR ARTICLE

THIS MORNING ON MARTIN SIXT.

I'D LIKE TO PAY YOU

A COMPLIMENT.

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

AND SO TRUE.

- MY ARTICLE?

- YOU REALLY CAPTURED HIM.

MARTIN WOULD HAVE BEEN

VERY APPRECIATIVE.

HE LOVED THE CHRONICLE.

HE USED TO READ IT EVERY DAY

FROM COVER TO COVER.

WELL, MOST PEOPLE

IN THIS TOWN DO.

ANYWAY, THANK YOU.

- THANK--THANK YOU.

[door opens]

- ♪ I'M FEELING GOOD

ABOUT IT ♪

♪ I THINK I'M READY

TO START IT ♪

♪ I KNOW I MADE A FEW MISTAKES

♪ ALONG THE WAY

♪ BUT THAT IS ALL BEHIND ME

♪ THOUGH IT CAN STILL

REMIND ME ♪

♪ OF ALL THE THINGS

I KNOW ♪

♪ I LEARNED ALONG THE WAY

♪ 'CAUSE IN THE END

♪ IT REALLY COMES DOWN

TO YOU ♪

♪ IN THE END,

YOUR LIFE BECOMES ♪

♪ WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO DO

♪ AND I SEE IT

♪ WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

♪ AND I KNOW IT

♪ THERE'S NO COMPROMISE

♪ 'CAUSE IT'S MY LIFE

♪ AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME

- HEY, ZEIL, IT'S CYNTHIA.

- ♪ 'CAUSE IN THE END

♪ IT ALL COMES DOWN

TO ME ♪

♪ IN THE END

♪ IT ALL COMES DOWN TO ME

[old-timey piano music]

[dials]

[ringing]

[beep]

- HEY, RACH, IT'S ME.

WHY AREN'T YOU TAKING MY CALLS?

I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

CAN YOU PLEASE CALL ME BACK

AS SOON AS YOU CAN?

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT

THAT I TALK TO YOU, OKAY?

BYE.

[beep]

MAKING A WISH?

- I KEEP WISHING.

BUT I WONDER

IF IT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN.

ARE YOU SAD?

- YEAH, I GUESS I AM.

- I UNDERSTAND.

MY DAD IS SAD TOO.

- WHY IS HE SAD?

- BECAUSE MY MOMMY DIED.

- I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

- SOMETIMES AT NIGHT,

I'LL HEAR SOMETHING.

AND I GO SEE WHAT IT IS.

AND IT'S DADDY,

AND HE'S CRYING.

AND I DON'T KNOW

WHAT TO DO.

I MEAN, I'LL HELP HIM

AS MUCH AS I CAN AT THE PAPER.

HE WORKS SO HARD.

- I'M SURE HE APPRECIATES

ALL YOUR HELP.

- YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH.

I KNOW IT'S NOT.

AND THAT MAKES ME SAD.

- EVERYBODY GETS SAD.

YOU KNOW WHAT I DO

WHEN I GET SAD?

- WHAT?

- I TREAT MYSELF TO A MAKEOVER.

AND I'M THINKING BOTH YOU AND I

DESERVE A MAKEOVER.

- REALLY?

- YES, REALLY. COME ON.

- UH, LIKE I SAID, MARK,

I'D LIKE TO HELP,

BUT THOSE FUNDS ARE COMMITTED

FOR CITY SERVICES.

- WELL, THE PAPER'S IMPORTANT

TO THE CITY ALSO.

- HEY, NO ARGUMENT THERE,

MY FRIEND.

- HEY, DAD. CYNTHIA'S

GONNA GIVE ME A MAKEOVER

SO WE WON'T BE SAD ANYMORE.

- JUST A LITTLE FUN.

- OKAY.

HAVE A GOOD TIME.

[laughter]

- LET'S GO.

- YOU GOT A CUTIE THERE, BOY.

- SHE'S JUST LIKE HER MOM.

- COME ON, MAKE THAT SHOT.

LET'S SEE IT.

- THAT TICKLES.

- WELL,

WAIT UNTIL YOU GET OLDER

AND YOU HAVE TO START PLUCKING

YOUR EYEBROWS.

THAT IS NOT SO FUN.

- YOU TEAR OUT

YOUR EYEBROW HAIR?

- THAT'S RIGHT.

- DOESN'T IT HURT?

- WELL, SOMETIMES

BEAUTY MEANS SACRIFICE.

- WELL, I'M GONNA LET MINE GROW

AND COMB THEM REALLY NICELY.

[laughter]

- THAT COULD WORK.

YOU COULD EVEN BRAID THEM

AND TURN IT

INTO A FASHION TREND.

- THAT'S SILLY.

- THAT'S SILLY.

- IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO HAVE A MOMMY?

- WELL, YEAH.

YEAH, SOMEONE TO HAVE FUN WITH

AND LEARN THINGS FROM

AND GO SHOPPING WITH.

I MEAN, I STILL DO

ALL THOSE THINGS WITH MY MOM.

- THAT SOUNDS NICE.

WOW.

YOU STILL HAVE YOUR MOM.

YOU'RE LUCKY.

[knock at door]

- COME IN.

- WELL,

DON'T YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

- SHE'S A NATURAL BEAUTY.

- YEAH, I'M A NATURAL BEAUTY.

[laughter]

- WELL, MY NATURAL BEAUTY,

WHY DON'T WE GET OUT

OF CYNTHIA'S ROOM

SO SHE CAN GET SOME REST?

- OKAY.

- WHAT DO YOU SAY?

- THANKS, CYNTHIA.

- IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

- THANK YOU.

- MM-HMM.

- SEE YOU TOMORROW?

- YES.

- GOOD NIGHT.

- GOOD NIGHT.

MARK!

I...

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED ME

TO WRITE ANOTHER STORY.

- UH, YEAH, ACTUALLY,

I WAS THINKING

ABOUT DOING SOMETHING ON KEENIE

JAMES' LIGHTER COLLECTION.

- LIGHTER COLLECTION?

- YEAH, HE'S THIS GUY WHO HAS

A BUNCH OF CIGARETTE LIGHTERS.

- RIGHT, RIGHT.

OKAY.

- I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M

REALLY GLAD THAT YOU'RE WITH US.

YOU'RE DOING A LOT

OF REALLY GREAT WORK.

- YOU THINK?

- ABSOLUTELY.

- THEN WHY

ALL THE BLUE LINE NOTES?

- TO HELP YOU BE AS GREAT

AS I KNOW YOU CAN BE.

AND THEN YOU'LL BE HAPPY.

GOOD NIGHT.

- GOOD NIGHT.

LET'S GO, KIDDO.

- BYE.

SHE'S NICE.

CYNTHIA.

- YEAH, I THINK SO TOO.

- IS SHE LIKE MOM USED TO BE?

- NO.

NOBODY'S LIKE MOMMY USED TO BE.

SHE WAS ONE OF A KIND.

- IS THERE SUCH A THING

AS TWO OF A KIND?

- NO.

- BUT COULD THERE BE ANOTHER

OF A KIND?

- I DON'T KNOW.

YOU'RE ASKING

SOME HARD QUESTIONS HERE.

WHAT, ARE YOU A REPORTER?

- THIS ONE THEY USED

TO GIVE AWAY WITH CIGARETTES

CALLED BLUE DEVILS

TO SOLDIERS GOING INTO THE WAR

IN THE EARLY 1940s.

- THAT'S INTERESTING.

WHAT'S YOUR MOST VALUABLE ONE?

- GUY OFFERED ME $2,000

FOR IT.

- WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE IT?

- WELL, THAT'S JUST MONEY.

I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE

ACCUMULATING THESE.

- OF COURSE.

- SOMETIMES I PLAY

A LITTLE GAME

AND I TRY TO SEE

HOW MANY I CAN LIGHT

IN, LIKE, 30 SECONDS.

- I BET THAT'S FUN.

- 21 WOULD BE A NEW RECORD.

I'M THINKING

ABOUT GOING FOR IT.

THEN I'D BE FAMOUS.

- GOOD NIGHT.

- YOU BACK FROM KEENIE'S?

- YES.

QUITE A COLLECTION.

- YEAH, HE'S A BIT ECCENTRIC.

- WELL, THAT'S PUTTING IT

MILDLY.

- YEAH, YOU WANT TO HEAR

SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT KEENIE?

- THERE'S MORE?

- HE DOESN'T SMOKE.

[laughter]

[phone rings

as siren wails]

- HELLO.

- CYNTHIA, I NEED YOU

TO GET

TO KEENIE JAMES' HOUSE.

- KEENIE JAMES' HOUSE?

- YEAH, I'LL MEET YOU THERE.

- THANKS.

- STRETCH 'EM OUT.

HURRY UP. HURRY UP.

- GO.

LET'S GET SOME PRESSURE

ON HERE.

TURN IT ON.

- KEENIE, ARE YOU OKAY?

- I'M ALL RIGHT.

FELL DOWN

WHEN I GOT OUTSIDE.

I HURT MY ANKLE.

[coughs]

- WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY.

- COULDN'T SEE A THING.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- I SET THE NEW LIGHTER LIGHTING

RECORD.

HAD 21 OF 'EM GOING AT ONCE.

THEN I NOTICED THE FIRST ONE

HAD GOT TOO NEAR THE CURTAINS.

WENT UP LIKE THAT.

GOT SOME WATER.

OR THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS.

THREW IT ON THE CURTAINS.

TURNED OUT IT WAS VODKA.

- I'M AFRAID IT'S A TOTAL LOSS,

KEENIE,

WITH THE SMOKE

AND THE FIRE INSIDE

AND THE WATER WE'RE HAVING

TO POUR ON IT.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT, CHARLIE.

IT WAS MY FAULT.

- HOW'S YOUR INSURANCE?

- HAD IT UP UNTIL LAST YEAR

WHEN I LOST MY JOB

IN SPRINGBORO.

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO EMERGENCY.

HAVE 'EM LOOK YOU OVER.

- SORRY. I HAD TO TAKE ABBY

TO DONETTE'S.

WHAT HAPPENED?

- KEENIE PAID HIS PRICE

FOR FAME.

- LOOK, YOU WROTE

A TERRIFIC ARTICLE ON KEENIE.

- YEAH, BUT WE CAN'T RUN IT.

- BUT I CAN HOLD THE PRINTERS

WHILE WE WRITE

AN ADDENDUM TO YOUR ARTICLE.

WE HAVE SOMETHING HERE.

A BREAKING STORY.

- NO, THAT'LL TAKE TOO LONG.

- IT'LL BE TIGHT,

BUT IF WE WORK TOGETHER,

WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

[tapping at keyboard]

GOOD MORNING.

- NICE WORK.

- SHE DID A GOOD JOB, HUH?

- HEY, GREAT ARTICLE.

YOU'RE TURNING OUT

TO BE A FIRST-RATE WRITER.

- WELL, THANKS.

BUT IT WAS MOSTLY MARK.

- RIGHT,

GOT YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT.

CITY COUNCIL MEETING

AT NOON.

- KEENIE.

KEENIE.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- SURE.

I WANT TO THANK YOU

FOR WHAT YOUR WROTE ABOUT ME.

IT WAS SPECIAL.

I DON'T HAVE MY COLLECTION

OR MY HOUSE ANYMORE,

BUT I GOT YOUR ARTICLE.

- THINGS WILL GET BETTER.

- [laughs]

THEY GOT TO.

THEY CAN'T GET MUCH WORSE.

- SO MY RECOMMENDATION IS

THAT WE VOTE

FOR A NEW LEVY

FOR THE RESERVOIR.

DON.

- BIG.

- NOW THIS LEVY WAS BUILT

IN 1927

BY OUR PREDECESSORS,

SO I THINK WE OWE IT

TO THE FUTURE GENERATIONS

OF SLOW CREEK

THAT THEY RECEIVE GOOD WATER

AND PLENTY OF IT.

SO I VOTE

THAT WE GET FUNDS FOR IT.

- I SECOND THE MOTION.

- UH-HUH.

SO NOW LET'S CALL THE VOTE.

ALL THOSE IN FAVOR?

all: AYE.

- ALL OPPOSED?

ALL RIGHT, THE MOTION IS PASSED.

ALL RIGHT, NOW DO WE HAVE

ANY NEW BUSINESS?

- MAY I ASK A QUESTION?

- WELL, GO AHEAD.

- KEENIE LOST EVERYTHING

IN THE FIRE--

HIS LIGHTER COLLECTION,

HIS HOUSE--EVERYTHING.

AND I WAS JUST WONDERING

IF THERE WAS SOMETHING

WE COULD DO TO HELP HIM.

- KEENIE WAS AN IDIOT.

HE WAS ALWAYS AN IDIOT.

- THAT'S TRUE, NELBERT,

BUT HE'S OUR IDIOT.

AND NOW HE'S LOST EVERYTHING.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU,

NELBERT?

- YOU KNOW THE CONNOLLY HOUSE,

BIG JIM.

THE TOWN OWNS THAT, RIGHT?

- OH, WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,

LITTLE JIM?

- I SAY WE LEASE IT

TO HIM CHEAP

AND HE FIXES IT UP.

- WELL, NOW, DO I HEAR

A MOTION TO THAT EFFECT?

- MAY I?

- YOU MAY.

[laughter]

[phone rings]

- CHRONICLE.

[laughs]

YES,

THE METEOR SHOWER IS TONIGHT.

IT'S GONNA BE ON FULL DISPLAY

IN THE SOUTHERN SKY.

- I THOUGHT YOU SAID

THE LOAN WOULD BE APPROVED.

NO, I DON'T HAVE

ANY MORE COLLATERAL.

NO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

LOOK, I NEED YOU

TO UNDERSTAND

THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE

THIS PAPER RUN WITHOUT IT.

HI.

- HI.

- DID THE CITY COUNCIL MEETING?

- YES.

- ANYTHING GOOD?

- UH, THEY VOTED TO LET KEENIE

HAVE THE OLD CONNOLLY PLACE.

- I BET YOUR ARTICLE HELPED.

- MAYBE. I HOPE SO.

- WELL, THANK YOU.

- SO WHAT'S MY NEXT ASSIGNMENT?

- UH, LOOK,

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A BREAK?

GO TO DONETTE'S,

HAVE A COFFEE.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

- OKAY.

[tapping at keyboard]

- YOU GOING TONIGHT?

- WHERE?

- TO THE METEOR SHOWER.

MOST PEOPLE ARE GONNA SEE IT

FROM GROVER'S FIELD

'CAUSE IT'S GOT

THE CLEAREST VIEW OF THE SOUTH.

- WELL, I HADN'T PLANNED

ON IT.

- OH, YOU HAVE TO.

IT'S GONNA BE SO BEAUTIFUL,

AND THERE HASN'T BEEN ONE HERE

SINCE 1935.

- OH, I DON'T KNOW.

- WELL, YOU'RE GOING WITH ME,

AND I DON'T TAKE NO

FOR AN ANSWER.

YOU'LL LOVE IT,

AND MARK IS SURE TO BE THERE.

- WHAT DOES THAT HAVE

TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

- OH, NOTHING.

EXCEPT EVERYTHING.

UNLESS I'M WRONG.

WHICH I'M NOT EVER.

- HE'S KIND OF...

[laughs]

HE'S A VERY GOOD PERSON.

- OH, GOOD PERSON.

WELL, I LIKE THAT.

THAT'S FUNNY.

- WHAT?

- SAME THING HE SAID ABOUT YOU.

- IT'S GONNA START

RIGHT UP THERE.

- NO, NO, IT'S THAT WAY.

- RIGHT UP THERE, BUDDY.

RIGHT UP THERE.

THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE COMING.

- NO, NO, THE WEATHER MAN SAID

SOUTH OF TOWN.

- WHAT, SOUTH OF TOWN?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

- NO, NO, HE SAID

SOUTH OF TOWN.

- THIS IS WHERE IT'S GONNA BE,

MY BOY.

RIGHT THERE.

- RUN, RUN.

[laughter]

- IT'S QUITE A TURNOUT.

- WELL, SURE, PEOPLE SEE

A BIG THING LIKE THIS,

IT REMINDS 'EM

OF HOW LARGE THE HEAVENS ARE

AND HOW LITTLE TIME WE HAVE

ON THIS EARTH

TO DO WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED

TO DO.

- WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

- MAKE THE MOST

OF WHAT WE ARE,

WELCOME LOVE WHEN WE FIND IT,

AND BE HAPPY.

- OH, IS THAT ALL?

- HONEY, THAT'S NOT ONLY ALL,

THAT'S EVERYTHING.

HEY, GUYS, NICE TO SEE YOU.

- YOU'RE LIKE THE MAYOR.

- OH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN YOU WERE MARRIED

TO THE MAYOR FOR A WHILE

AND A LOT OF PEOPLE

OWE YOU MONEY FOR FOOD.

- HEY, DONETTE.

OH, YOU HAVE CYNTHIA HERE.

- SURE DO.

- HI.

- THIS IS CYNTHIA TAMERLINE.

SHE WROTE THAT ARTICLE ON KEENIE

FOR THE CHRONICLE.

YOU REALLY GOT KEENIE DOWN.

- WELL, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- OH, YOU HAVE A NICE EVENING

NOW.

- YOU TOO, NELBERT.

- HE'S A PHENOMENAL EDITOR.

HE'S ALSO MADE ME

A BETTER WRITER.

- WELL, HE THINKS

YOU'RE NATURALLY TALENTED.

- HUH.

YOU KNOW, THE FUNNY THING IS

IS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

TO BE A GREAT WRITER.

SINCE I STARTED OUT

AT THE MAGAZINE,

I NEVER STOPPED TO SAY,

WHAT AM I WRITING?

WHAT COULD I BE?

WHAT DO I WANT?

- WELL, HONEY, YOU KNOW,

I CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE PERSON

THAT CAN CHANGE THE PAST.

BUT THE FUTURE,

THAT'S STILL UP IN THE AIR.

- HI, ABBY.

- HI, LITTLE CUTIE PIE.

- CAN SHE SIT WITH US?

- OH, I DON'T KNOW.

- OH, GO AHEAD.

I GOT TO SIT WITH BIG JIM

AND THE FAMILY.

WELL, THEY OWE ME MORE

THAN ANYBODY IN THIS TOWN.

AND THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY

TO COLLECT.

[laughter]

- LET'S FIND MY DAD.

- OKAY.

- I FOUND HER.

- HEY, GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

- YOU CAN HAVE MY SEAT.

I'VE GOT THIS ONE.

- HERE, BABY.

- THANKS.

- EVERYBODY'S TALKING

ABOUT THE WHOLE KEENIE THING.

- OH, I'M JUST GLAD EVERYTHING'S

GONNA WORK OUT FOR HIM.

- YEAH, WELL, IT WOULDN'T HAVE

HAPPENED IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU.

- WELL, YOU HAD A LOT TO DO

WITH IT TOO.

- MM, MY POINT IS THAT,

UM, I REALLY WANT YOU

TO REMEMBER THIS.

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS.

YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD WRITER.

YOU'VE HIT YOUR STRIDE.

YOU COULD PRETTY MUCH GO

ANYWHERE YOU WANTED AND DO WELL.

- SOUNDS OMINOUS.

- WELL,

I SHOULD PROBABLY TELL YOU THIS

BECAUSE YOU ARE GONNA

BE AFFECTED BY IT.

- WHAT?

- TOMORROW A MAN NAMED

MR. UPSHAW IS COMING TO TOWN

TO BUY THE CHRONICLE.

HE OWNS VERNON NEWSPAPERS.

IT'S A SYNDICATE OF SMALLER

PAPERS THAT HE'S BOUGHT UP,

USUALLY

BECAUSE THEY WERE STRUGGLING.

- THAT'S WHO'S BEEN CALLING?

- HE'S BEEN AFTER ME

FOR A WHILE.

- ARE YOU GONNA SELL?

- I HAVE TO FACE REALITY.

IT'S NOT LIKE THE CHRONICLE'S

A MONEYMAKING OPERATION.

ON A GOOD YEAR, WE BREAK EVEN.

AND WE HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD YEAR

FOR A WHILE.

- THAT'S TOO BAD.

- YOU KNOW,

IT'S STORIES LIKE KEENIE'S

THAT MAKE THIS EVEN WORSE.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

- UPSHAW'S OPERATION,

IT PUTS OUT A GENERIC PAPER.

IT'S ALMOST NO LOCAL NEWS.

THEY BUY NATIONAL

AND INTERNATIONAL STORIES

AND JUST REPACKAGE THEM.

THE STRENGTH OF THE CHRONICLE

AND PAPERS LIKE IT

IS THAT

THEY'RE THE FABRIC OF A TOWN.

AND THEY GIVE A PLACE

LIKE SLOW CREEK AN IDENTITY.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY

MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER STARTED IT

IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I FIGURE THAT THEY'LL PROBABLY

JUST MAKE IT

A ONE-PERSON OFFICE.

ENID MOST LIKELY.

SHE'LL BE THERE

TO KEEP THE DOORS OPEN.

- YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE THERE?

- IT'S NOT THE KIND OF PLACE

I'D WANT TO WORK.

- BUT YOU LOVE THAT PAPER.

- I DO.

BUT NOW I'LL BE ABLE TO PAY OFF

A WHOLE SLEW OF DEBTS,

BE ABLE TO HAVE SOME INSURANCE

FOR HER FUTURE.

YOU KNOW,

WHAT'S FUNNY IS THAT,

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,

I HATED THE PAPER.

SO I GOT OUT OF TOWN,

WENT TO CHICAGO,

GOT ON STAFF

AT THE HERALD,

AND I DID PRETTY WELL.

I GOT PROMOTED

TO THE CITY DESK,

I WAS IN LINE

FOR A DEPARTMENT EDITOR.

- REALLY?

- AND THEN I SUDDENLY FOUND

MYSELF AS A SINGLE PARENT.

SO WE CAME BACK HOME,

I TOOK OVER THE PAPER

FOR MY DAD.

AT FIRST IT WAS REALLY HARD.

EVENTUALLY, I STARTED

TO LOVE IT.

- YOU'VE DONE A REALLY GOOD JOB.

- LOOK AT THIS.

LOOK, IT'S STARTING!

[exclamations]

- LOOK AT THEM!

LOOK AT THAT!

- HEY, I SEE ONE.

- WOW.

- ABBY.

- OH, THAT'S COOL!

- WAKE UP. IT'S STARTING.

[exclamations]

- IT'S BETTER THAN FIREWORKS.

[exclamations]

- OH, MAN.

- AH.

- LOOK AT THAT.

- THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED

TO SEE.

- AH.

[chatter]

- THAT'S IT, BOYS.

- OH, WOW.

- MM.

- WELL, ALL RIGHT,

SEE YOU AT THE HOUSE.

- YEAH, THANKS, BIG.

- SEE YOU LATER.

- SEE YOU TOMORROW!

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.

OH, WASN'T IT AMAZING?

- IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

- OH.

WELL. HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA.

WHY DON'T I TAKE ABBY FOR

A LITTLE WHILE TO MY HOUSE

WHERE THERE'S A BLUEBERRY PIE

THAT NEEDS TASTING?

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

- THAT SOUNDS NICE.

- I LIKE BLUEBERRY PIE.

- MAYBE YOU AND I COULD DO

SOMETHING.

- I'D LOVE TO.

- YOU'VE DONE A REALLY GREAT JOB

WITH ABBY.

SHE'S A WONDERFUL GIRL.

- THANKS. WE HAVE OUR MOMENTS,

BUT SHE'S TURNED OUT

PRETTY GOOD.

DONE MOST OF IT ON HER OWN.

LUCKY FOR ME.

- WELL, STILL IT HAD TO BE

REALLY HARD.

- AT TIMES.

I'M REALLY SORRY FOR YOUR JOB

AT THE NEWSPAPER.

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.

LIKE YOU SAID, I COULD GET

A JOB ANYWHERE ELSE.

- AM I SELLING OUT?

- I THINK YOU'RE DOING

WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

- I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M BETRAYING

MY DAD

AND HIS DAD.

I DON'T KNOW.

IT JUST SEEMS WRONG.

- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD ALWAYS TRY

THE WISHING WELL.

- I WISH

I BELIEVED IN IT.

- WELL, THAT IS ONE

OF THE RULES.

BELIEVING.

- OH, IS THAT SO?

- YEAH.

AND ALSO HAVING THE RIGHT WISH.

- WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW

WHEN IT'S THE RIGHT WISH?

- WHEN IT COMES TRUE.

- I BELIEVE ABBY HAS GOTTEN

TO YOU.

- SHE HAS.

AND SO HAVE YOU.

THIS WHOLE PLACE.

HEY, THANKS AGAIN.

- IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

AND BELIEVE ME,

IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG TIME

SINCE I'VE SAID THAT

TO ANYONE.

MAYBE I SHOULD BELIEVE

IN MIRACLES.

'CAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT I'D WANT

TO KISS A WOMAN LIKE THAT AGAIN.

THAT'S FUNNY?

- NO, IT'S JUST, THE THING IS,

A GUY ONCE SAID TO ME

I COULDN'T SEE

WHAT WAS IN FRONT OF MY FACE.

MAYBE NOW I CAN.

[laughs]

- I BETTER...

- [laughs]

- OKAY, WELL, I'M GONNA--

I'M GONNA GO GET ABBY.

- YEAH.

GET ABBY.

- GOOD NIGHT.

- GOOD NIGHT.

[engine starts]

[car pulls away]

- DID YOU MAKE AN APPOINTMENT?

- HELLO, I'M MR. UPSHAW.

AND YOU ARE?

- ENID.

- ENID.

HMM.

AND WHO IS THIS?

- THIS IS CYNTHIA.

- CYNTHIA.

MR. JONES, MS. REILLY.

- MARK'S IN HIS OFFICE.

MARK!

THEY'RE HERE.

- HI, MARK JENSEN.

- YES, OF COURSE.

- WELL, SHALL WE GO

TO MY OFFICE?

- YES, THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.

WE'VE DRAWN UP ALL THE PAPERS.

- I NEVER THOUGHT

I'D SEE THE DAY.

- MARK SAID HE THOUGHT

THEY'D KEEP YOU

TO STAY AND RUN THE OFFICE.

- [scoffs]

FAT CHANCE.

- SHH.

- IF HE GOES, I GO.

LET THEM FIND THEIR OWN IDIOT

TO DO WHATEVER IT IS THEY DO

AND CALL IT A NEWSPAPER.

- ENID.

- WHAT?

- ENID, I NEED TO TALK TO MARK.

- HE'S BUSY.

- HI.

- HI, ABBY.

- WELL, I REALLY NEED TO TALK

TO HIM RIGHT AWAY.

- LOOK, MARY, IF THIS IS SOME

COMPLAINT ABOUT THE NEWSPAPER,

YOU CAN JUST SAVE IT.

- NO, IT'S NOT A COMPLAINT.

- THIS NEWSPAPER IS ABOUT

TO HAVE A NEW OWNER

IN A MATTER OF MINUTES.

- WELL, THEN HE'S REALLY GONNA

WANT TO TALK TO ME.

- MARY, WHAT'S HAPPENED?

- AS YOU CAN SEE, WE'VE MADE IT

VERY SIMPLE FOR YOU.

- WELL, YOU'VE MADE IT SIMPLE

FOR YOURSELF, LET'S BE HONEST.

- I'M NOT HERE TO FORCE YOU.

YOU CALLED ME.

REMEMBER?

- MARK.

[knocking]

MARK, WAIT.

- WHAT?

- DID YOU SIGN ANYTHING YET?

- NO.

- OH, DADDY.

- YOU GOT TO HEAR THIS.

- WHAT?

- MARK, COME OVER HERE.

YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS.

- WHAT IS IT?

- THIS IS THE LAST WILL

AND TESTAMENT

OF MARTIN SIXT.

- MARTIN HAD A WILL?

- I KNOW.

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT MYSELF.

BUT WE WENT THROUGH HIS SHED

WHERE HE LIVED FOR 60 YEARS

AND PAID $12 A MONTH,

AND THERE IT WAS.

IT'S NOTARIZED

AND EVERYTHING.

LEGAL AND ALL.

- SO?

A MAN HAD A WILL.

WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO

WITH FINISHING THIS SALE?

- WELL, IF YOU'LL BE QUIET,

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

- [laughs]

- BECAUSE MARTIN PAID JUST $12

A MONTH FOR 60 YEARS,

HE MANAGED TO SAVE

VIRTUALLY ALL OF HIS MONEY,

WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE

QUITE A PILE

IF YOU CONSIDER THE INTEREST

AND SUCH.

AND HE'S LEFT IT ALL

TO THE SLOW CREEK CHRONICLE

AS LONG AS OWNERSHIP

OF THE PAPER

REMAINS EXACTLY AS IT IS.

I KNEW HE LOVED THE CHRONICLE.

- I GUESS

SOMEONE'S WISH CAME TRUE.

- WE'RE SAVED.

- WE'RE SAVED!

[laughs]

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

WE'RE BEGINNING

OUR FINAL APPROACH

INTO NEW YORK.

PLEASE PUT YOUR CHAIR BACKS

IN THE UPRIGHT POSITION.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

PLEASE STAY SEATED

UNTIL THE SEAT BELT SIGN

HAS BEEN TURNED OFF.

[phone rings]

- HELLO.

- BACK IN CIVILIZATION?

- RACHEL?

- OH, DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT.

LIKE MY MOTHER SAYS IT.

AS IF I DON'T CALL HER

THREE TIMES A WEEK.

- NO, I-I'M JUST FEELING...

- RELIEVED?

- I DON'T KNOW.

- ALL RIGHT,

COFFEE IN THE MORNING?

- YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO BE

INTO THE OFFICE EARLY.

THAT ANGELA INTERVIEW

CAME THROUGH.

- YOU'RE KIDDING.

CONGRATULATIONS.

- YEAH.

- WELL, MAKE SURE BOSLEY PAYS

FOR SENDING YOU TO THE BOONIES.

- OKAY. WAIT, RACHEL,

WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME BACK?

- WHEN?

- WHEN I LEFT YOU

ALL THOSE MESSAGES.

- YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ANY MESSAGES.

AND I ALWAYS CALL YOU BACK.

ALL RIGHT, CALL ME

AFTER THE INTERVIEW.

THANK GOSH YOU'RE BACK

FROM INDIANA.

[beep]

- ILLINOIS.

[sirens wail]

TYSON.

- GOOD MORNING.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

FANTASTIC ABOUT THE INTERVIEW.

I'M JUST STRAIGHTENING UP HERE.

SO THE NEW STUFF IS

THERE'S THE MET OPENING

FOR THE IMPRESSIONIST

COLLECTION.

THAT'S THURSDAY.

BOBBY'S SHOW IS FRIDAY.

- TYSON.

- WHAT?

- HAVE I BEEN OKAY?

- OKAY?

NO, YOU'VE BEEN IN ILLINOIS.

OH, BY THE WAY, ANGELA'S PEOPLE

CALLED TWICE TO CONFIRM.

YOU REALLY DID IT.

- RIGHT.

- SO WHO DO YOU WANT FIRST?

- JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE,

OKAY?

- I UNDERSTAND.

IT'S YOUR BIG DAY.

YOU WANT TO GET YOURSELF READY.

TAKE YOUR TIME.

I MEAN, I WOULD.

IF I NEEDED IT.

WHICH I DON'T.

SO I WILL HOLD EVERYTHING,

AND YOU CAN PREP.

- GO AHEAD.

- I'M TELLING YOU,

IT'S GONNA BE HUGE.

OH, HERE'S MY STAR REPORTER NOW.

YEAH, I'LL GET RIGHT BACK

TO YOU.

THERE SHE IS.

OH, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

MM.

- THANKS.

- SO YOU READY?

- WHAT HAPPENED TO,

[British accent]

"I THINK YOU'VE LOST YOUR EDGE"?

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- YOU SENT ME

TO SLOW CREEK, ILLINOIS.

THE WISHING WELL.

- WELL, OKAY, SO MAYBE

I WAS TRYING TO SHAKE YOU UP

A LITTLE BIT.

SO YOU WROTE AN ARTICLE

FOR GREAT HOUSEKEEPING.

BIG WHOOP.

BY THE WAY, DID I TELL YOU?

I THINK IT WAS

A WORK OF GENIUS.

ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT IS THIS?

THIS IS KIND OF LIKE A

"GOTCHA!" KIND OF THING, RIGHT?

NOW, LOOK,

YOU DID THE INDIANA THING.

LET'S JUST FORGET

IT EVER HAPPENED.

- ILLINOIS.

- WELL, ILLINOIS, INDIANA--

WHAT'S THE DIFF?

YOU REALLY OUGHT

TO GET GOING, YOU KNOW.

YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR WAY

TO THE RITZ

TO MEET ANGELA

FOR THAT INTERVIEW.

I'M PRETTY SURE SHERMAN'LL HAVE

ALREADY SET UP

FOR A COVER SHOT BY NOW.

- WHAT? WHAT?

WHAT IS IT?

YOU TWISTING MY ARM?

HMM? BLACKMAIL?

RIGHT, FINE, NO PROBLEM.

YOU'VE GOT IT.

- WHAT?

- WELL, THE RAISE.

PROMOTION TO EDITOR.

WHATEVER YOU WANT.

LOOK, YOU GOT THE INTERVIEW.

IT HAS TO BE

THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE INTERVIEW

TO GET IN THE WORLD,

SO YOU DESERVE IT.

AND IF I DON'T GIVE IT TO YOU,

SOME OTHER RAG'S GONNA SNEAK IN

AND STEAL YOU AWAY,

SO...

- EDITOR?

- YEAH, WELL,

I AM THE OWNER

AND PUBLISHER,

SO EDITOR IS ABOUT AS FAR

AS I CAN GO.

LOOK, YOU REALLY OUGHT

TO BE GOING.

ANGELA'S NOT ONE TO WAIT,

AND WE REALLY NEED

THOSE MILLION EXTRA SALES.

- EDITOR?

- YES, EDITOR.

LOOK, I'LL DOUBLE YOUR EXPENSE

ACCOUNT, BUT THAT'S IT.

I'VE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING

I CAN EXCEPT MY BLOOD.

NOW, PLEASE, GO.

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN

TO ILLINOIS?

- NO. BEEN IN MANHATTAN

MY WHOLE LIFE.

WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO A PLACE

WITH SO MANY TREES.

THEY MAKE ME NERVOUS.

- THEY MAKE ME HAPPY.

- ...SENIOR FINANCIAL ANALYST.

JOIN US FOR THAT WHOLE STORY

AT 11:00.

AND NOW FROM THE WEATHER DESK,

LAST NIGHT'S MIDWEST

METEOR SHOWER PROVED

TO BE EVEN MORE SPECTACULAR

THAN PREDICTED.

- WAIT.

- WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

- TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT.

- WHAT ABOUT THE INTERVIEW?

- I'M GONNA SKIP IT.

JFK, PLEASE.

- ♪ LET'S DROP

WHAT WE'RE DOING ♪

♪ AND GO SOMEWHERE

♪ I DON'T HAVE THE DIRECTIONS

♪ BUT I DON'T CARE

♪ WE COULD LOSE OUR WAY

♪ BUT WE'LL TAKE A CHANCE

♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER

WHERE WE GO ♪

♪ WE'LL MAKE IT LAST

♪ LET'S GO,

THERE'S NO REASON TO STAY ♪

♪ LET'S GO

- LOOK WHO'S BACK.

- HELLO, MARK.

HI, ABBY.

- IT WAS A PLEASURE

TO SEE ME AGAIN,

I'M SURE YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY.

- ACTUALLY, THAT'S EXACTLY

WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY.

IT'S A PLEASURE

TO SEE YOU BOTH.

- DID YOU MAKE A WISH?

- WELL, I WAS GONNA,

BUT I THINK

MY WISH ALREADY CAME TRUE.

- I THINK MAYBE MINE DID TOO.

CAN SHE HAVE LUNCH WITH US,

DADDY?

- UH, SURE, IT'S

JUST A LITTLE CELEBRATION.

IT'S THE STRANGEST THING.

IT'S LIKE A MIRACLE.

A GUY GAVE US THE MONEY

TO KEEP THE CHRONICLEOPEN.

- I'D LOVE TO.

- WHY NOT?

- ♪ LET'S GO

♪ FIGURE OUT THE WAY

♪ LET'S GO

♪ THERE'S NO REASON TO STAY

♪ LET'S GO

♪ FIGURE OUT THE WAY

♪ LET'S GO

♪ IT'S JUST ME AND YOU

♪ WITH NOTHING ELSE

TO LOSE ♪