The Top Bet (1991) - full transcript

Taiwanese triad leader Chung Chan (Jeffrey Lau) demands that the Saint of Gamblers, Chow Sing Cho (Stephen Chow), play cards for him at an upcoming gambling tournament - at the stake of his Uncle Blackie Tat's (Man Tat Ng) life. However, because Sing is away traveling around the world, Tat hopes that Sing's sister Mei (Anita Mui) would enter the tournament, as she has magical powers like her brother. Unfortunately, she refuses to gamble and is looking to apprehend Sing herself for abusing his powers in gambling. As a result, this leaves Tat to seek out the dicey Queen Of Gamblers (Carol 'Do Do' Cheng) to play for him instead.

What are you waiting?

It's no use no matter who is coming

Ace...

Ladies and gentlemen, 4 aces

How can you win flush by 3 aces?
Are you dreaming?

Spade Ace!

I win!

The Ace goes to you!

Uncle San

the Saint of gambling won beautifully!

He had taken the bread
out of hung kwong's mouth!



That's right!

Be careful of the chair, don't damage it

it was sat
by the Saint of gambling, its memorial!

I know it, let's go

ok

From this game,

I find gambling exciting

so I've decided

to tour around the world

take care yourself

why a world trip?

To know more about gambling
of different countries!

There are many desperados

don't worry, I'm kung-fu fighter



so what?

Can you defeat Stallone and Hussein?

I learn something from you

what's it?

Our gifted special power

is to help the poor,

to serve our country

ah shing used the special power

to have a victory

in the gambling competition

he still called himself
the Saint of gambling

many party members are not happy about it

what shall we do?

Arrest him for punishment

you're his sister, if he rebels

what will you do!

To do what the party orders!

Hurry up!

Are you working?

Why do you take your stupid dog here?

Work now

hurry up! Take them inside, be quick!

Didn't you eat your meal? I may not pay you

- ah tai!
- Why you are here?

I told you to do it
while you told them to do it for you!

If I do it myself I'll lose my face

you're my only brother,
I want you be hard-working

so that you brother-in-law
won't look down upon you

I'll do it!

Poor guy!

"The Saint of gambling's
club", that's the one!

He is the Saint, then who am I?

I'll arrest you back to China

take a million

how can I take it? We had a deal.

You're given me
that 10 million dollars as award

oh, I've got it

special tips! Thanks.

No! I can't do this.

How can I have it alone?

Come on, share it with your fellows

thanks

here is $5.6,

you guys share it

this is the deposit to ah shing

deposit

hung organizes a super king
of gambling competition in next month

I'll take part in it.

He wants to rise again,

but I won't let him go

I want him die!

So ah shing'd represent me
to join this competition

hey brother, give me back $5.6 first

boss, can I give back the deposit?

What? You can only pay back your life

you know what kind of person I am

ah shing is now on a world trip,

I can't find him

meanwhile, he swears
that he'll never gamble

I'm telling you,

if you can't find him back, I'll chop you

chop me?

I really don't know where he is

you can't go in...

I have something urgent.

Why so noisy?

What's up? Who are you?

She said that she's your relative

I'm the sister of shing, I'm Mei!

Remember me?

Don't try to cheat here!

Why no relatives came
to me when I was poor?

Don't you believe? "Uncle San"

what are you doing? I don't like this.

You're Mei?

I think she is the sister of shing

you got mad when she called you "uncle San"

I won't care who she is,
you'd give me ah shing

- boss...
- Damn you!

How can you force him to give you shing?

The way you talk is just like the triads

I'll record this

stop saying that...

What's your name?

You bitch, vanish now

otherwise I will let you eat them up

damn it...

He'll chop me, he will!

Why don't you eat them up first?

Where are they?

In your stomach

idiot! How can they all be eaten?

What? 4 great blessings?

13 odds?

You're calling!

Get lost!

- Are you ok?
- I'm alright.

Drawing 9 circles by yourself?

Damn!

I'm now telling you

I know it's a little bit
fast for you to vanish

I know it, I'm now giving you a week's time

if you don't vanish...

It doesn't matter!

You can substitute ah shing

you are as powerful as shing

if I don't accept, how is it then?

If you don't accept

I'll chop your uncle!

It's not my business!

Ok, I'm ok with that

Mei, you'd not talk in this way

for you're my relative

will you do it or not?

Don't panic, I've special power

I can save you

you're challenging me? I'll show you!

Go ahead!

He is serious!

It's a small punishment today

if you can't get me ah
shing in 1 week's time

I'll kill all of you

am I involved? Why?

I scare nothing!

Ah shing left alone

it's no use for you to push them!

It's not my business!

Maybe you just hide ah shing up

how do I know it?

Once nobody is better than ah shing

he can't stay free!

Let's go!

Goodbye! Be careful...

Why don't you save me? I'm dying!

It's a long road to your death!

How can you talk like this? See the blood!

Use you power now! Come on...

Why should I? Take the
medicine and bandage out

what?

Why don't you
use your special power to save me?

Idiot!

Don't you think I am god?

Call the ambulance!

It's ok, you'll recover soon,
maybe 2 weeks rest

ok, it's ok!

This is the most fashionable
design is Japan,

worth $30000

they are dishonest!

This is made by so little cloth!

Do you like it?

I'll buy you one

if only you promise to help me

come and eat the grapes!

I can't help this time!

Special power is used to save

but not to gamble

what shing did was wrong!

So our boss told me to arrest him back

sorry

I only bring rmb200 with me

is that enough?

Uncle...

Mei

I've brought you some fashion magazines

are they having cancer?

Their hair color changed!

No, this is the fashionable hair style

cool-blooded! You don't
even save your relative

you don't save your uncle?
I'll let you eat epsom salt

I can't teach you special power

cause you don't have gifted talent

- are you kidding? I've never heard of that
- Come on

but somebody said that I'm a trouble.

- Have the sweet soup now
- It trouble you

it smells good

You dare to put some medicine in my bowl?

What do you want?

I've released some special power on you,
called hermaphrodite

while I am waiting for shing.

If you do something bad to me again,

no one can save you

you'll become a man slowly!

Are you threatening me?

Why it is?

- You believe it now?
- How could this be?

From now on, you'll have something more.

It'll grow longer and longer...

Do you feel it?

What're you looking?

I'm talking about the moustache!

Brother tat

why do you look at me?

Who are you? Why you act as auntie Luke?

Uncle San, there are many people
with special power in hk

it's no need for you to beg ah Mei!

Yeah, you know the queen of gambling

at our fish mongers?

Enough!

Yeah, she's great!

She never loses!

Go and seek her help

really?

I've lost so much, otherwise

I don't have to borrow from you

shut up!

Ah ping lost so much

so we want to borrow from you

I'll show her to you tomorrow

I think I've to go once

hurry up! They're waiting for our fishes

what're they doing?

I think the queen of
gambling is winning again,

they take fish as chips!

My call, 2 quintals of dragon fish

well, I call 4 quintals of carp

how much has he left?

Just 10 more quintals of fish only

and few crabs too

show hand!

What? You mean show hand?

Show me your cards

after you

king full house

4 twos

bingo!

Damn! How come you had so many 2s

Brother Shaw!

You? I won't believe you can win every time

deal now!

Ace

A pair of Ace, my call

10 quintals of prawns

ok! 10 quintals of prawns

damn you!

She has a pair of Ace! We've nothing?

We lose! Get away!

You're really lucky!

If you're playing my part,

I don't think you can be so proud!

You think you luck is poor?

Ok, change our cards

Well, your call!

Show hand!

You've only eight fishes left,

how can you show hand?

Brothers, do you want a revenge?

Be quick!

I've a quintal of saury pike.

I've hair tail fish

give way...

I've pineapples!

Stupid!

Here is fish mongers! No fruits allowed!

Get lost!

- Go away!
- Sorry!

He choose to show hand

am I going to accept?

Am I going to accept it?

Am I going to take this risk?

Oki! I take it!

I've a seven

if you can get the last 7, you can win!

77...

Do you know there are 47s?

Damn! How can she make it?

Brother Shaw we'd have won
if you didn't change the cards with her

yeah!

Damn you! Shut up ok?

Are you queen of gambling?

Yeah! You want to play with me?

I've seen it! You card-sharper!

What're you saying? Any proofs?

If not,

how do you know there're 37s?

That's why

you changed the cards with them

gambling needs sense!

I know what the cards are

when I touch them

sense?

That means you've special power!

You can put it in this way!

So you must employ me as agent

why?

Ever heard of Saint of gambling?

Yeah

I'm his agent!

Everyone calls me uncle San

the Saint is trained by me

I've seen you gambled

I think you've talent

you need some time and me,

then you can be another Saint!

Maybe, you can be more successful

what's that use?

You can have 10 million us dollars

$10 million?

If you co-operate with me,

I can give you 10% deposit

a million then?

Attractive?

This is my card, call
me if you're interested

fuji night-club, are you siu-ying?

No! This's the correct one

call me!

Stop!

Guess what it is!

Diamond Ace

great!

$10 million us? Don't dream of it

we can cheat those fishermen only

but the desperados? You'll be in deep shit!

Don't you think I want that 10 millions?

I want that deposit only

it'll take a long time for us

to cheat a million!

My brother needs much money

to get cured

I take this risk,

and run away after getting the money

we'll live better

if we get the money

well, then I have nothing to say

take care of yourself

do you have any money?

I've to dress up

lend me some please

sister

take the vegetables in

I've found a job,

you'll be cured soon

are you happy?

Happy! I'll be happier if you show me magic

Another one

here's another one

wait for me

she comes here for hair cut,

she makes us look cheap too!

Yeah!

Mr. in-charge, is it my turn?

I'm the manager here, not in-charge!

Hello! Make a booking next time!

Here is not people's hospital!
Don't come as you wish

come on... please have my hair cut!

I'm in a hurry

you'd go to "emergency"

why you're here?

Help me please! I'm in a hurry

I think she is more urgent than you!

She comes from Guangzhou.

Well, you'll be the next

oki

why she's served first?

She did make a booking, is it right, Fanny?

Yeah

2 o'clock, it's the right time

thank you

bribery! I'll sue you

I tell you,

don't be so furious!

Before 1997, we're in-charge,

what're you looking?

You... shut up!

Men should not disturb
women's conversation!

Sit! You can go

you like chatting

I'll chat with you later!

You wait here, I'll go to the toilet

what hair style do you want?

I want one

with powerful look!

Ok

I'm in a hurry,

be quick!

Quick!

It's not only you in a hurry!

Where are you going?

Freeze...

Robbery! Freeze...

Kneel down! Freeze...

Don't move, don't move...

Take out your wallets!
I'll kill whoever moves

give me your wallet!

Don't move! Don't move!

Shut up! Are you want to die?

How dare you Rob the sister
of the Saint of gambling?

She comes from mainland too

I don't care who she is!

You've so little money!

Any hk currency? Take it out!

No

No?

- Don't take away my Jade
- Don't bother me

stop! I'll shoot you death

Tony, stop, release her

bee, don't get mad!

Fatty, don't get mad!

Tony

we've said

we came to Rob the rich only

but not robbing the poor!

Release her!

Before we came we've said

how many to come, how many to go back

fatty, you've promised me

to take me to club Volvo

but why you only take me
to yau mai tei for karaoke?

What're you talking?

Hurry up please!

Tony, Rob the rich ok?

Ok

Comrade, take it back

You Rob the rich for the
poor, I'm proud of you

take this as travelling expenses

thanks

any left? Take it out!

There is a ring inside her mouth

bitch!

What? False teeth?

Kidding? That's all?

- Any left?
- No!

Yes! Inside the pocket

what is it? How dare you cheat me?

Any?

No, I've nothing left now

just so little

yeah!

Don't...

Where is it?

No... I've nothing!

Don't!

I've given all!

The whole body!

Wow!

Whole body?

Comrade

see you later!

Come to Guangzhou if you're free

I live in no.1, sun wing st, I'm bee

thanks your Jade

bee.

You still miss bee?

I'll take you to sun
kwong ming for hair cut,

come on.

I want to eat yogurt

check!

Check!

Check!

Check!

Check!

Master, I'm impatient!
You've come for so many days

you just playing chess with me,
what's that mean?

Be patient! The theory of special power

is to use the greatest
power of the universe

in the shortest time

if you put an iron cube beside the magnet

the iron will absorb slowly from the magnet

at last, it becomes a magnet!

You are the iron!

I'm the magnet

when you absorb enough energy from me

I'll teach you the card rubbing method

Check! You lose

13tht black Friday!

Brother tat

cut you beard ok?

You look strange!

It comes out quick!

I've cut 4 times today!

Who is calling?

You want to speak to San? He is not in!

My prediction is correct!

Tell Taiwan chung that I'm not here

hello

he knows it's you, he called you to answer

you're really smart!

You guess correctly!

I just play with you only!

I'm well prepared,

you'll chop me, right?

Don't worry!

I've found queen of gambling
to substitute shing

don't worry!

Great, she's great!

Hello!

Do what you wish!

What are you looking?

A book teaching special power!

You don't teach me

but I can learn from it

let me tell you something...

Wow!

My uncle is kind-hearted actually,
he knows I can't afford it,

so he buys them to me!

I think it's a kind of tempt!

You big mouth!

What are you doing in queen's room?

Why you're here?

Nosy!

Is she your relative?

You can say so

get in...

It's so kind of you! Eat first!

It's politeness! I want to contemplate

ladida

eat first...

Stop!

You two are learners of special power

- see how classic she is!
- It's my bad to eat!

You know special power?

A little bit!

How long have you learnt?

Not so long, only a few years

just a few years?

You're junior only

how long have you learnt?

Since birth!

When I was born I saw the white light,

with a loud voice, I've known it!

Great!

White light? Is it the operation light?

What grade are you now

since you've learnt for so many years?

The top grade!

The top grade?

That means you don't need eating!

No eating?

Yeah, my master said the top grader

needs no food

great!

Top grader!

So, this bowl of rice,

I only smell it!

Just smell it?

You are so great!

Will you easily die of hunger?

No, she won't! She eats
"tien shan snowy lotus"

yeah...

"Tien shan snowy lotus"

can I have a look?

Yeah...

You'd bring along with you
or what else do you eat?

Yeah, I've it

you want to see it?

I'll go to get it.

Ok. Great!

Where can I get tien shan snowy lotus?

Coming...

It's beautiful!

This is the stem of snowy lotus

it smells fantastic!

Give me a bit to try

no! Eat now!

We'd dine after you

yeah!

Ok

Is it delicious?

Yeah!

It's nutritious

give me some ok?

You're disgusting!

- Ok!
- Thanks

Have your time!

Why do you eat so little?

Before practice, I'd not eat too much

a leaf is ok

are you going to practice?

Yes. Don't disturb me when I am practicing

I'm afraid that I'll make you hurt

when releasing power

yeah

dine now

be careful! Your majesty

my master said the top grader

could swallow the clouds
and take the things through the air

show us, ok?

Why you master told you so many things?

How can you show such skill so easily?

Get rest earlier, your majesty,

I'll show you to the boss tomorrow

what for?

I feet hot!

It must be the power of snowy lotus

I feel high!

She is practicing

I'll go peeping

don't, don't peep her
while she's practicing!

What have you seen?

Something happens!

Smoke comes out from her body!

Let me have a look!

She is swallowing the cloud!

She can fetch the thing
through the air, get lost!

Let me have a look!

Go away!

Top grader!

What is it?

Fire on her body! Fire!

Thousands of Buddha greeting!

Fire... extinguish it!

Help extinguishing the fire!

You're hurt, your majesty!

Fire released from special power
should not be extinguished by water

she'd extinguish it herself,

or she'll get hurt

expert! Where is the toilet?

Go ahead and turn left

Great! She's really great!

Fantastic!

Are you queen of gambling?

Why do you stare at the beef?

Nothing...

Really?

Here is a million deposits!

Before you take it, I'll tell you one thing

I've killed many people

who dared to cheat this sum of money

yesterday, the fairy of gambling

came to me

but I told him

the queen would come to me too

I want you two play before me
to check who is gifted!

If I find out who dares to cheat me

I'll kill him at once

what? To play once? Shit!

No problem,

we'll defect him!

Sure! I'll go to piss first

are you scared?

I want to check the money first,

be safe!

You majesty,

are you ready?

Your majesty!

You bitch, where do you want to go?

I'd leave! I tell you honestly!

I'm a card-sharper only!

I cheat in the fish monger

are you kidding? Why don't
you tell me earlier?

If you leave, what'd I do then?

Let's run away now yes...

Hurry up! Go!

Master is waiting you two, that way please

what a nice place!

Look, there're flowers everywhere

yeah. It will be more
romantic for this game

yeah, yeah...

Master chung, I think we'd delay this game

take the deposit back

I'm not feeling well, I'd go to the doctor

stop!

Why don't you feel sick

before the coming of the queen of gambling?

You dare to take me a million.

If you are cheating me,

I'll kill you.

Sit down!

Let me introduce, she is
the queen of gambling

he is the fairy of gambling,

- let's start now!
- Yes

stop!

I won't play with him, he is not qualified

bitch, what're you talking?

How can you talk to me like this?

Aren't you afraid
that I'll use my magic to punish you?

Wait a second, what are you talking about?

Then who is going to play with him?

You will do it

great! No, I can't!

I can't!

If you lose, we still have a chance

if I lose, we'll die at once!

- Don't be like this, go ahead
- I can't do this...

Oki

I'll release power

from your back,

go!

Stop talking, sit!

You're troublesome!

Why you tremble?

I used to tremble before I release my power

what're you doing, tat?

Her power is released on me

yeah, it reaches the target!

Well, since you're long waiting,

let's start it

yes!

Any smaller?

A bit bigger

A bit bigger again!

Is it a little bit bigger again?

Here it is!

I'd be grateful if here comes a straight!

37?

Your power is getting greater and greater!

Yeah!

I think so

you're flattering me!

Spade six, it's a small straight only

I've got an Ace, I'll win
by a bigger straight!

You know card rubbing?

Top grade, top grade...

Have you finished?

I'll be ok soon

2,3,4,5, 67

why there is a six?

Thanks anyway!

Straight flush?

Are you ok?

Yeah...

Come again?

A straight flush?

What a joke?

Don't waste time, show us

hurry up!

Oki

straight flush!

Me too,

but a bit bigger than yours

oh, my job is finished!

It's me to release power behind him

bitch!

He cheats! The Ace is mine

damn you! What are you holding?

You card-sharper

kill him now

yes

- I dare not...
- Cheat before me?

Great!

I want to play with you!

Let's forget it...

I'd cheat once more!

Shing knows card rubbing, what do you know?

- My boss!
- Nothing!

She's humble,

I'm not humble!

I don't know rubbing

and I can't see through the cards

I know winning only!

Oki

- I lost my ring,
- Well, I'll see

- I'll find it back now.
- How you win!

Come on!

Deal!

- Already dead
- I want to contemplate

no need to deal, you lose, let's go

stop, how can you say me losing?

I've got an Ace.

You'd trust the queen of gambling!

Deal now, let's go

continuous dealing. Go on

- Great!
- I don't know either

let's go, quickly

you deserve your reputation!

You know you've won by seeing one card only

you're great!

Why do you sit on the floor?

I'm exhausted!

Send them home now

stand up...

I rely on you 2 in the coming competition

I'll try my best!

You're no use! You're foolish dog!

She'll be ok if she eats some rice

- eat some rice should be fine
- Rice only?

Any barbecue pork?

I'll give you poison!

You've put me in deep shit

I don't want to! I'll give the money back

pay back your life!

Taiwan chung has already signed up for you!

There's no way to change!

I'm dying now!

Also,

don't tell others that
you've no special power!

Just between you and me

remember?

You can't eat if you don't clear the mess

the natural volcanic rock of achiland

is perfect to clean and care your skin

it'll make your skin smooth

and look fresh...

Are you hungry?

I've eaten snowy lotus

I can stop eating for a week

bluffering

empty

I should think about

how to cheat her noodle

I'll use cement as volcanic rock

volcanic rock!

As you are my friend

special power
can do nothing to perfect our skin

do you want to try volcanic rock?

You'll look different

once you've used it

- really?
- Sure, come over here

lock the door

close your eyes, wait 10 minutes

after if driest we can...

Don't think of eating...

You can't eat so much

if you want to be superior!

Yours special power

is not as good as mine

you mean I'm cheating?

If we treat it as magic, that's good!

Well, let's guess the card,

I'll show you something

if I win,

I will throw away your noodle as punishment

how about you guess it by luck?

Sure, so I'll guess three times

I won't make it three times by luck!

Let's make it a deal

let me put the mud on your face first.

Close your eyes, tightly! Don't look!

Well I'll put the mud on your face,

remove it later

then you'll be very beautiful!

- Why it is cool?
- You should wait for a moment

what's it?

Cause the mud is not dried,

forget it

ok, let's start now

are you ok,

be frank!

Shut up!

What's it?

This?

Heart 2

you're so calm!

Spade king

why is it?

It's just the same

the regulations are not the same

you're affecting me

really?

Of course, take it back please

please!

- Guess it!
- Why are you so impolite?

Why don't you face me?

Why don't you guess now?

How can I guess if you don't face me?

Isn't it worse?

Do you know your nose is dirty?

Low down

were you a sailor before?

You're troublesome

I can guess it soon

damn, 6 or 7

guess it

Don't urge me, or I'll quit

ok, I'll guess again

are you guessing?

6 maybe

isitab6or7?

6or77?

You are counted as losing if you quit

this is...

If you do this again...

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You lose! I'll throw it away

have you seen my cement?

Oh her face.

Why did you do this?

I feel better after eating the noodle

Regret now

Special power!

You foolish dog again!

- I forget to take my stuff with me
- Mei,

uncle wants to talk to you

go as fast as you can!

Hello, "miss queen of gambling"

what're you doing?

Welcome! I feel that you'd come!

So, I come out to welcome you even shoeless

really?

Absolutely!

Let's goin

Mei, anyway, you help me please

I can't!

Uncle San

sir

I want an Apollo magic... cock

"magic cup" right?

Yeah...

Mei, I won't let you eat the ice-cream

if you don't promise me.

"Uncle San"

thanks you!

The one who is shoeless

is the representative of Taiwan

the queen of gambling

you'd help me this time

the queen of gambling

has an extraordinary skill

she can determine lose or gain

by one card

now I'd like her to demonstrate it

in fact

everyone can do it

so long as he or she has a mouth

now there're two cards in front of me,

guess which side will win?

You're demonstrator, you must say it

- me again?
- Hurry up!

I'll surely win, what's the fun then?

You say it

no photo! Say it now...

Say it... stand well...

Which side are you standing?

Say it,

bet now

flush here!

As I think, the side with more people wins

do you know why?

It doesn't always depend on luck.

There's a reason for it

I'll explain to you

my skill

needs concentration

you'd release your special power

just like the ocean waves

which is deep inside your body

cause more people stand here,

they're more concentrated

well,

the demonstration

is over now

- thank you.
- Why it's over?

Of course not!

In order to let you understand more

I'll teach you a gesture to concentrate

like this!

See it?

What's this?

Like Japanese Superman!

The Japanese copied from me

stop breathing and do this gesture

you can win as I do

shit! Deal now!

Boss, the side with less peoples wins

although more people stand here

I know this side will win

do you know why?

Why?

Because you're proud!

You think you'll win, thus you lose

but the 3 here,

they have strong mind!

They wish to win, thus they won!

Other than concentration,

your will is very important too

you'll win any battles together
with these 2 techniques

thank you all

good explanation! I'm satisfied!

Is she really powerful?

But we still can't see your power

don't talk to me like that!

I'll show you something!

- Tail!
- Yes!

Fall down! Yes!

Fall down!

See! If you be big mouth again

you'll be the next one to fall!

Go now

great!

What's she doing?

She'll be exhausted

after each release

I've seen it before, let's go

I've asked people to protect your family,

don't worry

Shit!

You'd better seek help from Mei

she knows special power

damn!

- Uncle...
- Don't shut, I'll be exhausted

Mei

what're you doing?

I beg you, you must help me this time

or I'll be chopped

by Taiwan chung!

- Mei, please...
- Please save me too...

Please let me be your pupil

me too...

Promise us please!

Or we won't get up

you won't get up?

Are you so sure?

Why are kneeling here?

None of your damn business!

Towel, please

oki

here comes the towel

towel, sir

thanks

towel, miss

do you want some tea?

Good service here!

They kneel to serve us

sure best service of us!

Call me if you need!

Oki

the service here is really very good

yeah

are you leaving?

Thanks for coming

welcome...

Uncle San? How can you do this to me!

I'm flattered!

Stand up, please...

I'm forced to do so, let me tell you...

- What's going on here?
- I don't know how to say...

Are you the sister of shing?

What's up?

How can you treat San in this way?

You'd better get lost!

Do you know who I am?

My nose!

Why do you point at your nose!

I don't want to!

It's glued!

Glued?

Yeah...

Why do you play my husband?

His hand and nose is glued together!

How?

In this way!

Shit!

Sorry! I can't help

- we'll leave now...
- Take care!

It's lucky that they didn't point it low

crazy! Everyone points
at the nose when asking!

Would you point at this and ask,

"do you know who I am?"

Crazy!

Where's the sweet soup?

It's ready! Inside the kitchen.

No one can defeat
the queen of gambling, so I win!

She seems great!

What shall we do?

Kill her

yes,

I'll do it tonight

Mei, have the dessert now

I beg you,

give some special power to yau hei

to give her special power
is to harm her, I won't do it!

No...

Taiwan chung said

if no one's better than shing

he wouldn't let him go!

You are always using
special power for money!

I'm not!

You used shing before
and now you try to use me?

I won't do it

Mei

sister Mei,

you're all bastard!

You all want to use me!

Sister Mei,

I can eat them alone!

Let's chat, sister Mei!

- Leave me alone!
- Sister Mei,

What do you want?

Just take me as your follower!

Don't cry!

I won't pity on you

Mei, it's dirty, put it on first

I tell you, my special power

won't help you to cheat money!

What's the use for a woman
to get so much money?

I do it for my bother only, he's nephritis

that's why I'd risk my life for the money

you do for brother too?

If you can help me, my brother can be cured

if I win,

your bother can be freed from chung!

How about yourself?

I'd not think too much for myself,
I'm the biggest in the family

why don't you leave?

Where should I go then?

I come for you

robbery! Help!

- Yau hei, what's wrong with you?
- Robbery!

- Robbery...
- Not robbery. Shut up!

- Robbery...
- I'll chop you if you shout again!

You bitchy!

You won't shut up not by seeing the knife!

Are you crazy?

He was not robbing you,
why are you shouting?

What are you looking me for?

I've thought robbery don't suit me

I want to give the Jade back
before going back to China

how do you know my address?

The bald said
you were sister of Saint of gambling

so I came to this club

shut up!

I've something to tell you

This is the 1st time I talked to a lady

what?

I come for...

I want...

To borrow money from you,

I've run out of money

I've not robbed for a long time!

How?

Why do you have a red face?

I'll turn red if others
borrow money from me

sorry! Just forget it, I'm going now.

Why are you sighing?

Why don't you tell him
that you fall for him?

I'm a girl!

For your perfect life,

even a girl's show her affection

I don't know how to say...

You don't know how to say?

Maybe I tell him for you

but remember you owe me a favor

it's true! It's absolutely true!

That's really what she means!

Don't look at her in this way

she's a girl.

Don't look so fierce, ok? Smile, please

that's right!

Actually you don't have
to ask her to tell me

you can tell me yourself, I'll be happier

I've never told a boy

that I fell for him

I don't know how to express myself

so she helped me...

She didn't say you like me

she said you'd lend me money

I just promise to tell, so I did my job

it's good anyway

my uncle is waiting for me, I leave now

my number is 3804816, call me

she doesn't take my favor,
so I've to beg again!

Stop playing!

Give me the cigarette

tea is coming, call me anytime

Are you kidding?
The guys stole my fire crackers!

No, the fire crackers are all here

go! Someone is killed, go that way!

They're returning!

Where is the queen of gambling?

Where is she,

call her out!

Where is she?

Someone is robbing,

2 were killed

shit!

- Shit!
- Take the weapons

go now!

Go down!

Kidnap a hostage!

Get up!

Hide first! Hurry up!

Hurry up, go up!

Come out, queen of gambling!

Don't move!

Don't move! Fire!

Drop the guns,

throw them out of the window

drop it!

Kidding?

Why do you ask them
to throw the guns out? Throw it to me!

Stupid! It's a stick only

Go and eat shit!

I'll bite you

You're great!

Tat!

Don't beat me! I'm old!

Come over her first!

Continue beating, I'll add up your salary!

Boss, no problem

I know it

it's so high!

- Beat him!
- Jump!

Kidding? How can 1?

- I'll drop you down!
- No, I won't go down there!

Drop me first!

Drop you first!

I can be a martial art performer

jump, quick

is that ok?

Of course ok, it's so low! See!

My hands, my legs, ok!

But I'm old!

- I don't think I can do it!
- I'll drop you down, hurry up!

I can't do this...

You have no choice!

Are you ok?

You've said that it's be ok,

you bastard!

Where is she, speak up

where is she...

Help

Mei!

I'm coming!

Be patient! Don't panic. And noodle eaten?

Have one more ok?

The super fists of Saint of gambling!

I'll do it!

Don't come over! I'll kill!

Step aside, see mine!

See mine!

Don't come over! Don't come over!

Mei!

Damn! Try my special power!

Special power!

Go away!

Yau hei!

Don't panic! I'll save you by special power

no, I prefer you saving my brother

no, we'll save our brothers together

- Are you ok?
- Ok

ok?

Yeah, ok!

Do you know you're vomiting fish?

Of course! I've swallowed many fishes in

so I vomit only the fish but not stick!

The fish comes again

are you ok?

Ok

You have blood vomited

no

Are you beat by others?

No, I beat myself only!

Oh!

From now on,
I'll teach you primary special power!

Named "divyacaksus"!

Guess, what's it?

Is it heart 47?

It's a "j"

useless!

You've taken much of my power

now I'd like to open
your mysterious 8 sinus

so that more power can
be stored in your body

Ace!

I'm wrong, let's try it again

Basic law in special power,

you've learnt

you're a good teacher

you'd open your mysterious sinus
if you want it better

I don't know it at all!

So I've to open it for you,

thus you can release the power yourself

which finger do you use to clean your nose?

This one, why?

It's the fittest one

I'm opening the "hop kuk",
kuk chi, chung fu", "tai tsui"

"sun ting"... sinus

I'm afraid of that

why? See, it's fixed

chicken!

Get up! I've told you it's painless

you put this in my face too?

Have you finished?

One more

one more?

It's quick!

This is the one!

Where to put?

"Pak hop" sinus

here? Are you kidding?

You put it in my nose,
may be nasal mucus come out

if you put here, my life will be over!

No way!

So not everyone can do it

only the one with good
experience can do it,

like me

hey, what're you doing?

Ok

Where is the pin? Inside your head!

Inside your head!

In my head?

Yeah!

Get up! Get up!

- It's ok!
- Ok?

There is a pin

inside my head

I've opened the sinus of your body

now, I teach you "San choi" finger gesture

what's it?

It'll help you to collect
the special energy of the world

so that you can use your special power

you can only use it once

hey, wait

are you experienced?

Any accident happened?

I've done many times in the research center

but I used to pin the pigs before,
you're the 1st human I test

the semi-final is in eliminated basis

32 kings of gambling compete at am and pm

the winners of the last 2 groups
will compete tomorrow

each defeated king of gambling

should donate his casino

to which business is the best among all

that means the winner will gain 32 casinos

you've encounter the Saint of gambling

how about the queen

I won't care who she is

I must win this time

you're not hung kwong, you...

Mr. chan,

should a gambler retire,

it's not decided by himself

it's decided by his enemy

but one can't face the failure

if he loses all the faith

and have no courage to compete with others

then it's not possible for him

to refuse retirement

but, you can come again

if you've lost once or twice

to defeat your enemy!

It's a must for a king of gambling

this is the best chance for me to prove it

take out your casino

sister Mei

am I beautiful?

Great!

Sister Mei, you'd take care of me!

Don't worry, be calm!

The competition is started

The cards come next are useless,

he's got a flush! It's not wise to continue

your turn, Ace

I drop!

Why don't you pass? Nonsense!

It's our tactics...

Drop again, you win!

Why don't you pass? Crazy?

Tactics... you must trust her

what is it? She's got a pair of king!

Go on,

stop your murmur!

Do you think she'll drop or not

it's not strange for her to drop

I win this time again!

No, it's my turn

show hand!

Show hand?

Drop or not, or next round!

Of course I won't!

Why don't you drop?

Four 10s

straight flush!

I've told you I'd win this time

you lose!

Thanks

this must be a record of us

she wins all the money within 3 rounds

queen of gambling, she's great!

Why it happened?

There must be someone
using the special power,

thus ours were disturbed

I don't know who is the
guy using such power

but according to the direction.

The guy must be related to
the queen of gambling

maybe a help sought by her

help?

Stop

what?

Don't you scare my special power?

Get up!

- What do you want?
- Speck up!

Who pays you here?

Nobody! I buy the ticket myself

from the ticket scalper

you don't seem to be the one

who's just used the special power

you're a man of the world! Let me go

or my master knows it,

she won't let you go

you've a master! That's good

send her my words

tell her that yim chun'd like to see her,
tell her to see me a once, got it?

No matter how,

I won't tell where she is!

I'll go and find her out!

Hey please take away

my pump!

The queen of gambling

becomes the hot topic now

where's Mei gone?

Why does she go for such a long time?

Would she add pressure

to her enemy then?

Her enemy this time is tairo susukit,
representative from Japan

he is weak since born!

So he is called the weakest
king of gambling of s.E. Asia

I've to scare him first!

I win it!

How can you win by a three?

I don't believe

what? What's the matter?

Nothing...

You pass?

Yeah! Can 1?

Sure

he doesn't trust the queen
he'll lose all then

What a great pressure! I quit!

I'm lucky that my name saved me!
I win again by luck!

Sister Mei

someone wants to see you

it's yim!

Who is he?

Yim chun, the chief consultant of
special power in the dept of states

he is the only one to know "ting sum charm"

really?

May I seek help from the political dept

to have a look of this?

You 2 have met?

No wonder I couldn't see himon TV

stop it,

please take it out for me

hung kwong hk representative wins

- what've you found, Mei?
- Uncle

a powerful person is here

Are you ok, sister Mei?

He is yim chun

- how are you, brother-in-law?
- Uncle...

I come here for money

I'll kill anyone

who wants to block my way

I'll kill him!

Deva indriya?

I've guessed that I've deva indriya!

But I've never dreamt that it's so powerful

are you scared?

What's wrong? How can you let him go?

Brother-in-law

can't you see that

my hand is broken!

You can't let him go even your hand broken

he is a disaster!

Well, I'll try my best catch him back!

You idiot!

Hung kwongt the representative
of hk can join the final now

if the queen of gambling
defects the ussr representative

Nick-named cool-faced condor, Mr. bossiov

she can join final

beat bossiov! The queen
of cunning is great!

No, she is queen of gambling!

I win this time!

No, I win!

Deal it now!

What a cool-blooded!

He is really cool

King full house

shit

I don't know what his cards are

Mei is not here, well, let's try

Why's she rubbing the cards?

Card rubbing?

Straight flush!

She wins eventually!

Why bossiov has no reaction?

He is cool! Shit, he's dead

stop the game now, he died...

Mr. hung

the enemy is being hurt by me

another one can't threaten you at all

so you can take you championship with ease

Think it over, Mei...

I've half power left...

I can't give her special power.

How about your deva indriya?

Stop dreaming!

I'm seriously hurt!

What's the use of my deva indriya?

How about this?

Maybe I use the "shan choi" again

- great!
- No!

You bleed today

because you can't accept such great power

unless shing is here

only his power can restrain yim chun

where the hell the bastard is?

How can I get him?

One method is left.

Find something ah shing touched

when he was releasing his power

that may be helping

why?

When he releases his power,

the things he touches

may absorb part of his energy

if we can find this

add with my remained power,

we can encounter yim

is there anything as said?

Underwear or something?

How can I remember what he wore?

He didn't wear it sometimes

hold it!

Mei, is it anything
touched by him would do?

Yes

the chair he sat?

Ok

I asked you to arrest shing

but you dare to join them to gamble

don't you treat me as master anymore?
Speak up!

Master,

how many times should I tell you?

Actually I want to release shing

by helping the queen

also, I can defeat yim chun

your job is to arrest shing

there'll be somebody to
deal with yim's case

you needn't take this job

there is a document

asking me to take you back for punishment

is that so serious?

You don't trust me, take it and have a look

Look yourself

1991 ad

central confidential document no.7788.

Attn: Comrade wu fung hot,
deputy chief of special power society.

Why don't you open it?

I've special power! I can see it this way

why'd I take it out

by special power then?

It's unnecessary

I think you're going to show off!

I'll take you back tomorrow

damn!

Damn!

Shut up! You're disturbing

brother-in-law!

He calls your name!

Brother-in-law!

I can't find her at all

me too!

Are you sure?

What'll we do then?

Here comes Mr. hung

a photo please, Mr. hung

it's strange that Mr. hung
is getting more and more healthy

he needs no stick now

Don't worry!
They are looking the chair sat by shing!

Really?

Our Taiwan representative

seems a little bit tired

- go ahead!
- I don't feel well

are you ok?

Am I beautiful?

My god...

If Taiwan chung chops me,

don't let him chop my face

ok...

Here it is

It's the one!

I've got it! Fantastic!

What a hard job! I've made it!

There are so many chairs here

we can't take all these chairs away

get up

wash your face

we're leaving for Beijing

it's youl!

How are you?

I've got a message that you're locked here

so I come here with my brothers

the fat-headed guy just
asked me to come in,

so I knocked him down

leave first, I'll settle it!

Thanks.

You've done a good job this time

but don't do this again!

Hey, stop!

I want to tell you something secret

Goodbye

How's it?

Delay... delay...

Time's up

- I now declare...
- Wait for a second!

Boss.

You're in bad luck this time,

the pain I suffered last time
would happen on you now

never mind. I can stand it

bitchy!

Thanks

thanks a lot

well, I now declare...

Sorry...

What's up?

It's tactics...

Mr. hung!

Let's shake the other hands

I'd like to ask you something

what?

How's your mom?

What're you doing?

Please get to you seat at once

have you dined?

Well, let me treat you, go dinning now

I don't want to gamble

I warn you as the notary that

you'd get back to your seat

ok

What're you doing?

Don't touch me, I'm not feeling well

I'd walk like this,

if I fall down

my head will get hurt and
I can't gamble then!

Who'll play with me then?

You idiot!

Walk carefully then, be careful

what're you doing?

Tactics...

What else come next?

It's safe for us to cut one piece
from each chair

and make a new one

hurry up! They're waiting

oki

let's go! Hurry up!

Hey, open the door!

Damn! The door is locked!

Be careful!

Sorry Mr. hung

shut up, let's start

yeah, start now...

Miss, come back!

Come back!

Never mind that idiot

what's your idea about
the horse-race tonight?

How is it? Fine...

- He is coming for you
- Queen of gambling

queen of gambling

you'd go back at once for gambling

where are you going? Stop!

Hurry up! Come back!

No! I won't go back!

Sit down and start gambling!

Hey, stop running! Go back to your seat!

No, I wanna go home!

- I don't wanna a game
- Hurry up!

Back to your seat!

No!

Sit down!

Stop playing,

or I'll disqualify you

be smart!

You talk like a triad member!

Police, is there any police here...

I'm now disqualify...

Sorry, I'll be serious now

your part please

What?

Your call, Mr. hung

I've experienced it many
times, this is my turn

show hand

are you crazy?

The limit for the 1st round is $100,000

no show hand!

Why not? Do you know the regulations?

Of course I do!

You think my boss is an idiot?

There's no reason

to show hand during the 1st round

why not?

Yes

what's going on? Why don't you help me?

You fat-headed!

Let me think it over!

She insulted me!

No, she doesn't mean it!

How long do you want to think over?

You're so cocky to show hand, well I...

I'll think it over!

You've thought quite a long time

we can't wait!

If you don't make a
decision within 5 seconds

I'll disqualify you

damn! Why haven't they come back?
«1

2,3,4...

Well, I want...

What do you want?

To scratch my ass

woo, they are coming!

What are you doing?

- Hurry up!
- You doesn't allow entry

- you doesn't allow entry...
- Hands off!

Come over to change my chair, hurry up!

What're you doing?

The Taiwan representative's
got hemorrhoidectomy

she's to sit on this special made chair

I've it, everyone gets that paint

yeah, I've got hemorrhoidectomy

hurry up!

What a broken chair!

I now declare...

No changing of chair

I think she doesn't respect the competition

if hemorrhoidectomy
can be an excuse of changing chair

I can take a bed here
for I've got a pain in waist.

Yeah, it's right,

move it away!

Take it away!

No, please be soft, ok?

I've got great pain!

I don't care, move it!

Why, tell me why?

I've to sit on it, please!

No... let them go!

Sister Mei

but I can sit on it! Move it here

where have you been?

I've just illegal immigrated here

go ahead, show hand

you'll be in deep shit!

Alright...

Deal now

I want you to lose in admiration!

Kqj 10!

If you get 5 nines,

that means...

I can win this game by getting a spade aces

Deal

hurry up!

Which part is sat by shing?

Please, a spade Ace!

Is it this one?

Don't give him a spade Ace!

Hurry up...

Is it ok?

We'll be in deep shit if he gets an Ace

It'll be ok!

Is it this one?

Why there is a banana?

Just inside the chair

are you ok?

Master!

Why are you staring at me?

I'm now helping you
but not the queen of gambling

don't let that betrayer succeed!

Release your power now

yeah

I'll fight with you!

Ladies and gentlemen,

straight flush!

I can't see it clearly

please take away your hand

I think you two won't
show your cards right now

rub more!

Are you ok, madam?

I'll show up if he is ok!

Mr. hung, please...

One moment!

Ok

Stop, master, she can't stand it

How dare you fight with me?

Can he make it?

Ladies and gentlemen,

straight flush!

Boss!

Open now

Ladies and gentlemen...

Sorry

I lose!

What a king of gambling!

I appreciate so much!

Congratulations,
you did a good job in cheating!

Cheating?

Fantastic! Excellent!

Why do you claim me cheating? Proofs!

What's this?

Here's another one, here's one too,

is that cheating?

You want to frame me!

There are so many aces in your pocket

isn't that cheating?

I need no cheating,

I can get any card I wish

you can get any card you wish?

You think you are god?

Oki

Let's watch!

I want any card as I wish, see?

See, he is cheating!

Yes, he is cheating

I... 1 'm not...

Please listen to me

see, you cheat in front of us, see!

Hey!

I can't help you this time!

The winner is queen of gambling!

I'll kill you!

The queen is great!

Sister Mei,

I've got it!

Congratulations!

You're the only
queen of gambling in the world,

congratulation.

Go to hell!

- How dare you!
- You don't know?

Mei is nearly killed because of him

I don't know how to thank you at all

it's you to get the championship!

But you have proved one thing

for those who have special ability

do not necessarily win every time

wait, you can't go inside!

Who say I can't go inside?

I'm the Saint of the gamblers

I hear Saint Saint

you can't go inside.

Give way, I'm in a hurry

Uncle

what are you doing?

What a coincidence! You're here too

lend me some money

to buy train ticket, come on

Mei!

- I have something important to talk to you.
- Say it

someone is following us, how to say?

Her?

Look at your back!

Your sister is there. Go

brother - sister

when did you get well?

Sister Mei cured me

really?

Mei

we can talk now

no, you can't

why?

Someone is following me again

I teach you
a kind of special ability before I go

concentrate the air in stomach

look at that thing, it
flies away in a 'hum'

is this true?

Look

hum

Hum

Hum, damn you

hum, I make it