The Thingy: Confessions of a Teenage Placenta (2013) - full transcript
In a twisted world, Marianne gives birth to a rather unusual child. While the child is born dead, life finds its way through the afterbirth. Marianne decides to raise her placenta as a normal human being; as a young man named Luke. Behind his monstrous facade, there is revealed a person of intelligence, faith and sensitivity. Luke struggles for his place in a world of drunks, junkies, whores and bodybuilders. An insane world that treats him as a freak. As this hostile society slowly pushes him towards the edge, Luke has to choose between holding on to his gentle ideals or becoming the merciless soldier his mother always wanted him to be.
[music playing]
NARRATOR: In the beginning,
as was said of old,
the earth was without
form and void.
Rivers and seas appeared
on the face of the earth,
and presently the waters
teemed with living things.
And in due time,
creatures, more or less
independent of the water,
producing eggs with shells.
Finally, there evolved
what scientists
call the intra-uterine form
of gestation, most highly
developed in the mammals.
In this class of animals,
the development of the egg
takes place solely in the dark
confines of the mother's womb.
It is this mysterious
prologue to life
that we shall attempt
to portray in this film.
The story of the adventures
of the mammalian egg.
Out of which has
come all the higher
animals, including mankind.
All the armies that
have marched the earth,
and drenched its soil
with their blood.
[GRUNTING
Come on, Reggy.
Hey, it's just a little prick.
You know it doesn't hurt.
[Speaking Italian]
You have had dozens of this!
I know, Doc, but it-- it
just gives me the chills
-to see it every time.
-Oh Reggy!
You're never going to
be a big boy if you're
if you’re going to
be afraid to watch it.
Don't look away.
Come on.
It's just--
-It's just--
-DOCTOR FORD: That’s it!
Watch it!
Watch it, damn it!
MAN: Doctor Ford, Marianne--
Marianne is giving birth.
Oh, no.
Not now.
[Speaking Italian]
Suzy, get my tools!
What now?
What now?
She was training
her pelvic muscles
on the big machine in the back.
And then the contractions begun.
[Speaking Italian]
-DOCTOR FORD:[Speaking Italian]
-[Panting and moaning]
[Grunting and panting]
Oh!
Aqua!
Can, uh, some-- someone
bring me towels?
What's your best, Marianna?
Everything is looking fine.
Ahh!
Push it, Marianne.
Push it!
Concentrate!
Oh!
Oh!
-Here, Marianna.
These might help.
Take deep breaths.
In and out.
Push!
Push, Marianne!
Push!
[Speaking Italian] Push it!
Push!
I see its head!
I see its head!
Ah!
Here we are.
[BABY CRYING]
Oh.
Oh, it's beautiful.
It's a beautiful
little baby boy.
Oh, yes.
Ma'am, we're going to have
to ask you to sign this form.
We need your permission
to donate your placenta
to the medical industry,
so that it can be processed
into drugs and cosmetics.
No.
Just put it in a bag.
I'm going to eat it.
Family tradition.
[Speaking Italian]
[Speaking Italian]
Suzy, we need alcohol.
Oh, you're beautiful, baby boy.
Come on, baby boy, drink it.
Drink it.
You have to be strong.
Reggy, could you hold
this for a minute for me?
Yeah, no bother.
Oh, my Lord.
Jesus Christ!
MARIANNE: Come on, drink, son.
Drink it.
Drink it.
-You have to drink, son.
-[CORK POPS]
[MEN LAUGHING]
[CHEERING]
You have to drink it.
Drink it.
MARIANNE: Yes.
Yes.
[BELL RINGS]
Father?
That's a long time ago.
So?
Father,
I'm here because...
it’s-it's not that...
it needs to be
baptized, Father Gritty
What?
My son.
And is it?
Is he...
in there?
Yes.
Oh, what a wonderful
life that awaits this child.
Can you do it, please?
Yes, yes, yes, of course.
Of course.
Let's have a look at
the little fellow.
You know, Madam, that the
good shepherd, our Lord,
doesn't appreciate the
black sheep in his flock.
However...
I for one have never been
afraid to make my hands dirty.
Let's just prepare
him a little bath.
I have never...
in my entire career...
put an unclean baby in
the baptismal fountain.
What will be the child's name?
Luke.
Does Luke have a godfather?
Would-- would you like
to be his godfather?
We cannot baptize him without...
so I guess, I would be honored.
I hope as his godfather
I will see little Luke
quite often in my church.
I promise if you die I
will take good care of him.
Thank you, Father.
No, no, no, no.
It is my duty.
[PURRING
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Look.
My first present, for
my first godchild.
Thank you.
In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the [inaudible].
Birth is like a little wonder.
Every child is a gift of God.
Only God can provide
that special gift of life
to us, which carries the hope
in the future of all mankind.
In nomine Patris in
Spiritus et Spiritus Sancti.
[PURRING]
[FRIDGE BUZZING]
[BLENDER WHIRRING]
[LAIKA CHEWING NOISILY]
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[LUKE VOCALIING]
MARIANNE: Yes?
Hold on.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
There will be no
near-dead funeral services.
Yes, I understand.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Yes.
Do I look like some
kind of a [inaudible]?
-[luke vocalizing]
-Yes.
Mhm.
Oh, we'll manage fine.
Look, Luke is already playing
with the toys I gave him.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Hello there,
little [inaudible].
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
I'll let myself out.
Do you want to play
with this, Luke?
You want this?
TOY: Fire!
Fire!
[TOY SOUNDING LASERS AND
GUNSHOTS]
[LASERS AND GUNFIRE CONTINUES]
[SNIFF]
[TOY SOUNDING LASERS AND
GUNSHOTS]
[SIGHS]
[LUKE CRYING]
[CRYING CONTINUES]
Stop eating each other!
-[LAIKA WHINING]
-[LUKE CRYING]
[CHURCH BELL RINGING]
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Jones led his life in duty.
Some would say, he was a hero.
We will remember him as such.
He was a good and honest man.
Let him rest in peace.
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
[LUKE GURGLES]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
[LUKE GROANS]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
[luke crying]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
[LUKE WHINING]
Ready.
[LUKE CRYING]
Aim.
[CRYING CONTINUES]
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
[LUKE CRYING]
Luke, stop crying, and be a man.
[LUKE CRYING]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
I will take good care of you.
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
I will take good
care of you too.
MARIANNE: Ready, aim, fire.
[GUNSHOT]
Let me get your little nose.
[LUKE GIGGLES]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY PLAYING ON
TELEVISION]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Well, boys always
will be boys, I guess.
Eh, Luke?
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Here you go.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Yes.
Oh, you want your little toy?
Huh?
You want it?
There you go.
Yes.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY PLAYING ON
TELEVISION]
[LAIKA BARKS]
[LUKE VOCALIZING, GROWLING]
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY PLAYING ON
TELEVISION]
[LUKE COOING]
MARIANNE: Say, Jenkins,
no woman is [inaudible]
could lift it out as fast as me.
[LUKE COOING]
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY PLAYING ON
TELEVISION]
MARIANNE: [inaudible]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY PLAYING ON
TELEVISION]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Oh, yes.
What a shame to see
women neglecting
their body after they haven't--
Are you calling me fat?
DR. FORD: No!
El contrario!
Your muscles are getting soft.
We will never be able to
join competition like this.
Well, I'm not ready
for competition yet.
That matter with that
pregnancy...
with my husband,
and I have to take
care for Luke, right?
[SLAMMING WEIGHTS]
-What?
-But-
it's been five years.
Since Reggie died...
I need--
I need a new student.
Someone I can teach
all my knowledge.
Like I said, first I have to
find a decent school for Luke.
And then we'll see.
[OMINOUS BUZZING]
[BREATHING]
[OMINOUS BUZZING]
[OMINOUS BUZZING CONTINUES]
Get off me.
Come on,
give us some!
I don't have booze, just food!
-Get off me!
-We don’t want food nor booze!
When you are in front of
this door you'll be polite.
I've got a child, you
motherfucking
-son of a bitch.
-Child?
What child?
The talking meat boy?
HARRY THE STREET
BUM: Ah, the Thingy.
Has he already joined
the Harlem Globetrotters?
They were looking
for a magic ball.
Marianne, please, let him go.
You son-of-a-fucking-joke,
you prick!
[laughing maliciously]
BILL THE STREET BUM:
There you go, talking
like this to the neighbor!
MARIANNE: Fuck off!
BILL THE STREET BUM: You
understand, you fucking prick?
You don't talk down to
the neighbor like this!
-You freak!
-MARIANNE: Let me go!
[SPEAKS GERMAN], you baby!
I fuck you!
You prick!
Fuck you, baby.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY]
You will see.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAIKA PANTING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[FLOWING WATER]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[LAIKA PANTING]
[SIGHS]
[GRUNTING]
Hmm?
Mama?
MARIANNE: Not now, Luke.
[LUKE CRYING]
Mom!
Mom!
Ah!
Ah!
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
Laika!
[LAIKA WHINING]
LUKE: Can you tell another
bedtime story about daddy?
MARIANNE: Your daddy is
the best driver in 'nam.
And once, he drove the whole
battalion through the jungle.
He saved them all from
the claws of Charlie--
men without legs, men
without arms
men without their testicles.
No, that wasn't enough.
He even brought
his dead comrades
back to their families,
so that they could
be buried the Christian way.
LUKE: The Christian way.
One day, he will be back
from his mission, I promise.
Can I have a race car too, mom?
MARIANNE: Well, I'm going
to ask Santa Claus.
Hmm?
[KISS]
Good night, you little soldier.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Here, your grenade.
Bye bye!
[LUKE SNORING SOFTLY]
[WIND HOWLING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING IN
BACKGROUND]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
MAN (ON TV): The
processes here described
are the same for all
mammals, even man.
For each baby rabbit, there
must have been a separate egg.
But before the egg can
develop, it must be fertilized.
And this is the
important contribution
of the male of the species.
The spermatozoa act here like
very active squirming fellows.
Notice the large
head, the lashing,
whip-like tails, and the
streamlined effect in general.
LUKE: Hmm.
[MAN CONTINUES ON TV]
FRANCIS: I heard, Mr. David,
he always carries that gun,
and that once he shot
a kid in a classroom
because she failed
a physics test.
My parents would sue his ass
if he ever shot me with a gun.
Pfft, what a loser.
My parents would try to get
as much money as possible
out of his ass.
Your father can't
even afford a lawyer.
Spit your silver.
But silence is golden,
you little prick.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Don't tell my little
brother to shut up.
He's right, you know?
Please keep it silent
during the movie!
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
MR. DAVID: Sit down, class.
Let's at least keep
watching until fertilization
has taken place.
[SMALL CAR WHIRRING LOUDLY]
LUKE: Um-- oh, whoa.
Whoa!
Uh-- Don't die under me now.
[engine turns over]
MICHAEL THE BULLY: Come on,
move it you freak!
It's not his fault.
Why don't you take
on someone of your own size?
I heard he still sucks
his mother's tits.
[BLEEP]
Oh, let's just move over him.
[ENGINE TURNING OVER REPEATEDLY]
I hunted you.
[TV PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]
And I shot you, and I-
I stuffed you.
Only because I love you.
(CHANGING PITCH) I
love you too, David.
[SMALL CAR WHIRRING]
LUKE: I hate you, car.
Always embarrassing me.
I'm the worst
driver in the land.
[SMALL CAR WHIRRING,
APPROACHING]
[KICKS CAR, ENGINE STOPS
ABRUPTLY]
MICHAEL THE BULLY:
What, you fucking meat,
you following me or something?
LUKE: No, I was just--
[struggle]
Ah!
Ah!
[LUKE GROANING]
You have picked the wrong
guy to mess with, Luke.
Please, I didn't
mean to follow you.
I live here, on the fifth floor.
Fifth, huh?
OK.
Prove it.
What are the names of the two
bums who live down the hallway?
Um-- the tall one is Harry.
And I don't know what
his friend is called.
Please don't hurt me.
I don't know either.
I suppose it
doesn't have a name.
I guess you're legit, kid.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[SQUELCH]
LUKE: Your name
is Francis, right?
You're in my class.
But I didn't know you lived
in this neighborhood too.
FRANCIS: Sure.
See you around, or whatever.
[luke vocalizing]
FRANCIS: Maybe you
should sell it, baby.
It could be a crazy adventure.
Maybe not.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
MICHAEL THE BULLY: Oh!
What are you doing?
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[LUKE GRUNTING]
[GIRLS GIGGLING]
[LUKE NOISILY EXCRETING LIQUID]]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[TOILET FLUSHING]
[SLIMY, WET NOISES]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
OTIS THE LITTLE BULLY: Look,
Michael, that's the guy
who was drooling over Rihanna.
LUKE: I didn't do
anything, Michael.
You know what
we're talking about.
LUKE: What--
My little brother saw
you today, at the gym.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Trying to get some
ass for yourself, aren't you?
Hitting on one
of my girls, aren't you?
LUKE: Ah!
MICHAEL THE BULLY: What are
planning to do, Georgie Boy?
Gonna make a move on her?
You gonna ask her out?
Watch one of your geeky
science-fiction movies
with her?
[LUKE BREATHING HEAVILY]
Is that what you're
planning to do?
Is that what you're
planning to do?
And then what?
You're gonna take
her home to your room?
You're going to penetrate
her with this umbilical cord
of yours?
Pump her full of
enzymes, vitamins?
Some amino acids?
Is that what you're after?
Sodomizing her to nourish her?
That's what your kind
is known to do, right?
Nourishing?
[SQUISHING, PUNCHING]
[LUKE GRUNTING]
Now give me your lunch money.
LUKE: (WEAKLY) I
don't have money.
I always bring lunch from home.
I'll just take your lunch.
[LUKE GRUNTING]
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
Oh, ham!
I love ham!
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
Thanks for the meat, freak.
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
You should really stop crying.
Don't give them what they want.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[METAL CREAKING]
[EERIE, DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[STATIC, BUZZING]
MAN (ON TV): Now the uterus
is out, it can be inspected.
Count the young embryo plus one.
[STATIC, BUZZING]
[DISTORTED VOICES]
[MALICIOUS LAUGHTER]
MAN: One, two, three,
four, five, six seven--
[LUKE BREATHING HEAVILY]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
Well, look who's here.
Luke, that's a long time ago.
Are you here for your uncle,
or for God, the Almighty?
Both.
What's the matter?
A lot.
Not a lot of people come here
for advice anymore these days.
You can tell me.
What's the matter,
my little friend?
Yesterday in school,
there was a girl.
Ah, the sin of flesh.
I knew the day would come.
How old are you now, 13?
That's not too early.
Tell me about it.
I mean, tell me about her.
LUKE: Her name is Rihanna.
And she's most beautiful
girl in school.
Mhm, tell me about her legs.
She would never go out with me.
She dated Michael
for a long time.
Tell me about her legs.
Michael's the best-looking
guy and the biggest
bully in school.
But teachers let him
beat me up, because he's
the best baseball team leader
the school's ever seen.
Luke, whatever
happens, you have
to tell me all the
delicate details,
so that God can forgive you.
Did you spoke your mum about it?
Haven't seen her for a while.
Yeah, but she wasn't listening.
She's just busy
training her arm.
Competition year,
competition year.
You think she'd go out with me?
I mean, it's over
between Michael and her.
Don't tease me.
You would like to tell me.
Stop it, please.
[FATHER LAUGHS]
[WET NOISES]
LUKE: Please.
Stop.
[grunting]
FRANCIS: You're
perfectly built to rip
off these fucking machines.
I taught that same
trick to my sister.
She had these very
skinny arms for awhile.
Lots of people called it
a disorder, but whatever.
She had to get some more
meat on her bones, anyway.
Because they wouldn't let
her join the army otherwise.
My dad's still in the war, too.
War's fun, you know?
She always writes about
how they get wasted
on this real local booze.
She's going to bring me
some when she gets back.
If you don't have
anything to talk about,
might as well catch
the afternoon movie.
LUKE: Uh-- I don't
know, Francis.
Maybe I should go home.
Mom always hits
Laika when I'm late.
Do whatever you
need to do, man.
MAN ON FILM: Alright, let her go
LUKE: No, wait for me.
[sci-fi movie playing]
MAN 1 (IN MOVIE): What is it?
MAN 2 (IN MOVIE): I wonder
if it is a form of life.
I'll investigate at once.
MAN 1 (IN MOVIE):
All right, Chen Yu.
And while you're
doing that, let's
go and try to follow that line.
MAN 3 (IN MOVIE): OK.
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
MAN 2: On again.
Come on.
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
Be right back, I guess.
LUKE: Hmm?
[MOVIE PLAYING]
[GIRL GIGGLING]
[GIRL CLEARS THROAT]
[MOVIE PLAYING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[MOVIE PLAYING
Look, I'm going
to get some snacks.
-Wait for me here.
-Oh, uh-
you want me to help you
steal stuff from the machine,
like you showed me?
No.
We'll be fine.
See you in a minute.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
[MOVIE PLAYING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Hmm, Mhm, mhm.
Of course.
Oh, so that's how they do it.
Ah.
MARIANNE: Luke!
Supper's ready!
I'm studying, mom.
Well get your ass over here!
I'm already lactating!
OK.
MARIANNE: Hmm, yesterday--
yesterday, Luke told me he's
too scared to ask a girl out.
Scared.
But what's the
matter with that boy?
I-- I mean, you never have
been scared of something.
Where did he get that
kind of foolish behavior?
Well, not from me.
I tried to give him
everything he needs.
Maybe you gave him too much.
You should really stop
breastfeeding him.
[CLOCK TICKING]
Oh, I don't like this.
[EXHALES]
That's what, uh, Reggy
always used to say.
Oh, I love this.
Oh, Ford,
your flu shots
are still the best.
De la casa.
MARIANNE: (WHISPERING) Yes.
It's on the house.
Mhm?
Thanks.
DR. FORD: Just make we
win the next contest.
[SPANISH]
We still have six weeks.
Six.
DR. FORD: And then
there is another thing--
something else you do.
MARIANNE: Oh, what?
You still have
that baby, do you?
Oh.
I see.
Well...
everything for my
own, Ford,
everything.
[BEEPING]
[BEEPING]
[POURING GASOLINE]
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: But what
if Mr. David's going to see us?
No worries.
He's probably fucking one
of his birds right now.
Can't you just let it go?
You have me now, huh?
She doesn't matter anymore.
A man's got to
defend his honor.
One day, I'll do the
same thing for you.
Hey!
Leave some for the fuse!
OTIS THE LITTLE
BULLY: Can I light it?
MICHAEL THE BULLY: You can't
even light a cigarette!
[GAS IGNITES]
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
[EXHALES]
[DOOR OPENS]
LUKE: Hey, guys.
Car broke down.
LUKE: Burnt to pieces.
Here, kiddo.
Have a drink with us.
You look like you need it.
LUKE: Uh, no-- uh--
[pouring booze]
[luke chokes, coughs]
[laughter]
BOTH: He can take it!
LUKE: I better get inside now.
Before your mother
sees you with us, right?
HARRY THE STREET BUM: Will you
give the kid a break, Bill?
LUKE: So your name's Bill?
[PEOPLE SPEAK ON TV]
Dirty scumbags.
LUKE: Um-- mom?
Oh, Luke, something
arrived for you today.
But you better
watch out with it.
I think those dirty
bums from down the hall
have tampered with it.
They've been through our mail.
Here, smell it.
[LUKE SNIFFS]
LUKE: I only smell Laika.
MARIANNE: Oh no, definitely
the smell of sticky fingers
and cheap liquor.
Terrorists.
All three of them.
LUKE: Three?
MARIANNE: Oh yeah,
today there was
a smaller one with them, a young
punk with a dragon T-shirt.
How tasteless can you be?
LUKE: Oh.
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY
PLAYING ON TELEVISION ABOUT
PREYING MANTIS MATING HABITS]
LUKE: Please. mom, you don't
need that stuff anymore.
It killed Reggy.
MARIANNE: He had
bigorexia, Luke.
When he looked in the mirror,
he saw the skinny Reggy.
He wouldn't allow the
muscles in his own life.
And look how he ended up.
Hmm?
[SIGHS]
MARIANNE: You hungry, Luke?
I have good news.
I've decided to join
competition again.
Good for you, mom.
So...
How is your
little girlfriend?
So you did listen.
MARIANNE: Of course
I've listened.
You're my son.
LUKE: I called her.
And I asked her out.
You really did?
LUKE: Yes, mom, like a soldier.
MARIANNE: Ah.
[LUKE GROWLS]
Please, mom, I'm not
a little baby anymore.
So when is your little date?
LUKE: In two weeks, Thursday.
Ah...
then I have my competition.
I wish you could be there,
to see your mom
behave like a real man
It's going to be our
lucky day then, I guess.
You little charmer.
Your father would be so proud
of you if he could be here.
Hmm?
[GRUNT, THUD]
Hmm?
LUKE: Thanks, mom.
I knew smoking can be addictive.
I didn't have that one yet.
Come.
Yes.
Yes.
Good dog, huh?
[SIGHS]
MARIANNE: That's good.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
[WEIGHTS SHAKING, HEAVY
BREATHING]
LUKE: (WITH DEEP
VOICE) Hey, baby.
[CLEARS THROAT]
(WITH DEEP VOICE) Hey, baby.
Check out my car.
[GROWL]
I'll take you for
a ride to town.
[HUMMING SOFTLY]
(WITH DEEP VOICE) Hey, sugar.
Hey, sexy.
[GROWLING]
Good night, Luke!
Sweet dreams, mom.
[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
LUKE: So...
Rihanna, that's
a biblical name, right?
Yeah.
LUKE: Excuse me, waiter?
Yes?
LUKE: This napkin also
has greasy stains on it.
WAITER: Yes.
I also forgot how the lady
would like to have her meat?
I like my meat bloody.
WAITER: Right.
So...
I heard from Michael
that you own a car.
LUKE: Oh, yeah.
I have a white Audi
sports car with lots
of corporate publicity
stickers on it.
I have publicity
for a gas company
and for the telephone company.
Ooh, and I have publicity for
the Monte Carlo Rally Company.
Sounds like a nice car.
Yeah.
I can't drive it for
a while now though.
Michael got jealous
and he set it on fire.
I guess all is fair
in love and war.
Yeah.
LUKE: I'm here with you now.
Can I have one?
Feel free.
There you go.
[COUGHING]
[LAUGHTER]
LUKE: I'm sorry.
[LUAGHTER]
It's all right.
It's not your fault.
[LAUGHTER]
[COUGHING
[COUGHING]
Hey, mate, what do you think?
Nice fish for your nice lady?
LUKE: I don't know--
I have a very good
one, how about this one?
LUKE: Sure, I guess--
MERCHANT: This one?
LUKE: Keep the change.
OK, thanks.
And I would say,
uh-- enjoy the rest
of the evening, love birds.
So-- what are you
going to name it?
It may be dead, but it
still deserves a name.
Actually, I need to pee.
OK.
RIHANNA: Actually, this
is quite embarrassing.
Could you come with
me to the lavatory?
Oh.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
What do you think you're doing?
You're not coming
in here with me!
But I thought you just--
RIHANNA: Look, I
have this anxiety.
It's a childhoods thing.
I always need someone to come
with me when I--
I don't even need
to explain myself to you!
Just stay here!
[SLAMS DOOR]
I don't like it here.
[WATER DRIPPING]
[RIHANNA URINATING]
[TOILET FLUSHING]
Now...
I want you to kiss me.
Here?
RIHANNA: All the
boys want to kiss me.
I'm the ultimate wet dream.
Don't tell me you
haven't kissed before,
my little race
car Steve McQueen?
LUKE: Ow! ah!
[LUKE GROANING LOUDLY,
STRUGGLING]
Ah.
[LUKE GROANING LOUDLY,
STRUGGLING]
Mm.
[LUKE GROANING LOUDLY,
STRUGGLING]
Ah.
[LUKE GROANING]
Ah.
[RIHANNA MOANING]
[LUKE GROANING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
You're sliming a lot today.
Are you OK?
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[LUKE GROANING]
HARRY THE STREET BUM: You
know, Luke, for women,
a man has to be hard.
How do you mean that?
In two ways, kiddo.
Don't listen to that prick.
Just sip a sip of our bottle.
You look like you could need it.
Have you guys seen
Francis around lately?
Haven't seen him for weeks now.
Me either.
Damn shame too.
He said he would go after a
bottle of some exotic liquor,
better than this
piss right here.
-Exotic liquor?
-[HARRY COUGHS]
[HARRY COUGHING]]
Ah, that stuff from his sister.
HARRY THE STREET BUM: No.
His sister is back
since a month now or so.
Heavily injured.
BILL THE STREET BUM: I
don't want to be like this.
[COUGHING]
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
New Caption
[HUMMING SOFTLY]
[CRASH]
[GROAN]
[THUD, SQULECH]
[LUKE GROANS]
[SOFT, DRAMATIC MUSIC]
LUKE: So he is dead.
MARIANNE: What?
LUKE: All those years,
you made me live in
an illusion.
So I'm just a loser, like dad.
MARIANNE: No, he
wasn't a loser, Luke.
He was killing machine.
And he died kamikaze.
That what you call it?
Kamikaze?
I read it all.
He just died in a car
accident at the military base,
killing two of his own
officers and a general.
[SOFT, EMOTIONAL MUSIC]
[THUD]
[WET NOISES]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[SIGHS]
Hello?
Big Jack?
Yes, it's Marianne.
No.
Yes, everything's fine
with your panties.
You can get them tomorrow.
It's just that...
I need a favor, Big Jack.
[SHUFFLING THROUGH RADIO
STATIONS]
[SCRAMBLED NOISES ON RADIO,
STATIC]
Party?
Boyfriend?
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE:
If you like,
you can call it like that.
TAXI DRIVER: Lucky fellow.
For the right amount of
money, I'm anyone's girl.
TAXI DRIVER: How old are you?
Does your father know that?
My father is dead.
Worry about your own things.
[FOOTSTEPS, CLATTERING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
HARRY THE STREET
BUM: Lookie, lookie,
lookie what we've got here.
Have a smoke, your highness.
God, it's an amazing creature.
BILL THE STREET BUM:
Today's my lucky day.
What a beautiful
-piece of meat.
[RIHANNA KICKING ON DOOR]
[RIHANNA KICKING ON DOOR]
My old eyes don't
see it every day.
RIHANNA: Off!
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
BILL THE STREET BUM: You
beautiful piece of meat!
RIHANNA: Get off me!
BILL: My lucky day!
RIHANNA: Get off
you stupid fucks!
BILL THE STREET BUM:
Come over, you bitch!
-Just get your stinky
fingers off her!
-RHIANNA: Fuck off!
BILL THE STREET BUM: Flat
chested motherfucker!
You!
I hate you!
[DOOR CLOSES]
MARIANNE: Oh...
he was a lot
of work.
Cost me a lot of effort.
But I guess most
things in life cost
a lot of effort.
Especially the ones you
want most
That's why I just trained one.
That's how I got what I
wanted, with half the effort.
It's usual you just get
the half...
of what you want.
But it is just half
as good as you thought
it would be before getting it.
So I thought, I'll
just go for one.
Then I wouldn't be
disappointed afterwards.
Excuse me, I never
did a woman before.
-So I--
-MARIANNE: It's not for me
Do I look like someone who
would go to the hookers?
Pumping iron...
blood rushing
through my veins,
that makes me cum.
I cum 100 times a day.
I cum in the gym.
I cum at home.
I even cum while
ironing your panties.
I don't need a ride
on the dirt bike.
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: I prefer
not to be called that way.
Oh.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
It's for my son.
$50, paid in advance.
MARIANNE: Oh?
Don't you want to
meet him first?
He's your son.
It's his first time, I guess.
Fine.
If you say so.
Wait here.
I told you to wait over there.
Watch out for our dog.
He can be a bit ratty sometimes.
Back off, Laika!
Just follow the slime track.
And...
don't forget to
close the door, will ya?
[SIGHS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[DOOR CREAKS]
LUKE: Mama delivered me herself,
took me from between her legs.
Bloody little mess.
They were just about to
feed me to the chickens.
Daddy said, maybe we
could use a boy, Marianne.
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: Jesus.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[WET NOISES]
LUKE: Mama told me
such horrible things.
All that killing, and all that
blood, she loves him for that,
worships him.
But who am I kidding?
He's just a dead loser.
But still...
I would so much
like to meet him once.
I know the feeling.
LUKE: Why?
Did your mama tell you horrible
things about your dad too?
I never met him either.
LUKE: That's a pity.
You're a pretty girl.
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: So?
What do you want me to do?
You don't have a
little race car, do you?
Hmm?
LUKE: It's just a joke.
Do you want to sit down?
[CLOSES DOOR]
[FLY BUZZING]
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE:
Mind if I smoke?
LUKE: Can I have the warning
print of the package?
[FLICKS LIGHTER]
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: What?
LUKE: Um, I collect
these prints.
On your package it's a
picture of a pregnant woman.
I never saw that one before.
Oh.
You want the picture.
I guess you can have it.
The package is nearly empty.
So--
LUKE: Can you cut it out for me?
There are scissors on the table.
[LUKE MOANING]
So...
What do I do with it next?
LUKE: There's a
book on the table
that has some empty pages.
I would be real nice if
you could glue it in.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[LUKE GRUNTING]
LUKE: Thanks.
Mmmm...
Is it OK on that page?
LUKE: Thanks.
Do you want to see the
rest of the pictures?
Wait.
I still have to glue it.
You shouldn't
listen to that girl.
And you shouldn't listen
to your mother either.
You don't know what your
father really wanted.
If you don't want to be
a soldier, then don't.
I do what my mother
always did, and my life's
a living nightmare.
LUKE: I'm sorry.
[THUNDER RUMBLING,
RAIN HITTING WINDOW]
Have you ever been with a girl?
LUKE: Hmm--
[LUKE MOANING]
[THUNDER RUMBLING,
RAIN HITTING WINDOW]
[LUKE MOANING]
[THUNDER AND RAIN GROW LOUDER]
Do you like my breasts?
LUKE: Uh-- you're sweet.
Don't be shy, you
little ham, OK?
LUKE: Would you Like to
touch my umbilical cord?
Do I have to be gentle with it?
LUKE: No, nothing
special about it.
[LUKE MOANING]
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS FAINTLY]
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE:
I wanted to leave.
But his umbilical cord
wouldn't let go of my hand.
I wonder how long he had
been clinging to you.
MARIANNE: I didn't ask
you to stay all night.
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: Like
I say, he wouldn't let go!
MARIANNE: Bullocks!
You just have had a sleep
instead of doing your job,
you lazy piece of shit!
And I already paid you $50
more than I was supposed to do.
An entire night is $150.
MARIANNE: Oh, well, you
seem to like it, whore.
But you didn't do
what I paid you for.
You didn't even fuck him.
And now you dare to
ask me for more money?
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE:
Better just
give me the money if you don't
want any trouble with Big Jack.
Your muscle-pumping arm
isn't going to save you.
He's going to put his little
knife right through it.
[LAUGHTER]
Don't worry, he
won't cut it off--
LUKE: Just give her a chance.
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE:
You'll still be able to jerk
off some clients
-with it,of course
-LUKE: Just give her the money.
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: --earning
him back the money he lost.
And [inaudible]
with the monster.
Just give her the money, mom.
Well.
Here.
Now get the hell
out of my house.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Am I really that ugly?
Then you can just say it.
Go ahead, say it to my face.
[SUSPENSFUL MUSIC BUILDING]
[YELLING]
FATHER JULIO GRITTY:
Luke, if you don't talk,
God won't be able to
forgive you your sins.
LUKE: You aren't God.
But when you don't
want to tell it to God,
you could at least
tell it to your uncle.
You promised it.
So...
How was the little party?
LUKE: She tried to eat me.
Ah, it's a good sign.
She loves you, like I love
you, and God loves you.
Lovers eat other, you know?
LUKE: Nature, perhaps?
You know, Luke,
when I first saw you,
your mother asked
me to baptize you.
Remember?
You were so cute.
I'd rather eaten you.
LUKE: I've been with a hooker.
In my opinion, hookers
are a bit like Big Macs.
At first you're hungry,
you really want them.
But the moment a piece
of meat is in your belly,
you feel sick about it.
LUKE: She was
standing at my door.
Mom called her after
my date disaster.
She seemed real
nice, real sweet.
She touched me
and I touched her.
And the morning after, I found
out that I gave her the creeps.
Now I feel so dirty.
Feeling dirty is
a way of repenting.
[NEWS REPORTER ON TV]
[SUSPENSFUL MUSIC]
LUKE: Mom?
Mom?
Forgive me.
LUKE: Everyone dies
in his own horror.
Dad died in his.
I'm so sorry, Luke.
LUKE: Thanks for
the new race car.
MARIANNE: Do you like it?
LUKE: You know I
like the A-Team.
MARIANNE: No-- no ambulance.
I want to sleep.
LUKE: No, stay with me, mom.
No doctors, Luke.
No doctors.
LUKE: Mhm.
I'll be back.
MARIANNE: No doctor--
[NEWS REPORTER ON TV]
[DOOR OPENS]
LUKE: Wake up, Harry.
Mom needs you help.
HARRY THE STREET BUM: Huh?
She needs our help?
Jesus.
BILL THE STREET
BUM: What a mess.
MARIANNE: Ah!
No doctors, please.
Did she take drugs?
LUKE: I think so.
HARRY THE STREET BUM: Ah!
Hey, hey, hey!
Wake up!
Hey!
Hey, hey.
BILL THE STREET BUM: Stop!
What you see, what you get.
HARRY THE STREET
BUM: What the fuck?
Go and get some water!
[NEWS REPORTER ON TV]
MARIANNE: Shh, Laika.
Shh.
[NEWS REPORTER ON TV]
HARRY THE STREET BUM: Ugh.
There you go.
BILL THE STREET BUM:
Step aside, Harry.
-I will help her.
-MARIANNE: Ahh!
HARRY THE STREET
BUM: Come on, baby!
[GRUNTING]
BILL THE STREET BUM: Give
her some milk, Harry!
She has to drink.
HARRY THE STREET BUM:
Go ahead, little girl.
Have a drink!
Come on, drink it!
BILL THE STREET BUM: Drink it.
Drink it.
You have to drink
some milk, baby.
HARRY THE STREET BUM: Come on.
BILL THE STREET
BUM: Drink it baby.
[LABORED BREATHING]
[LAUGHTER]
[YELLING]
MARIANNE: No!
Leave me!
-Ah!
-That’s a good Marianne!
No! Please!
HARRY THE STREET BUM: Marianne!
BILL THE STREET
BUM: Fuck you, baby.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[CUSTOMERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
$3.99, please.
[COINS RATTLE]
Thank you for visiting
Burger Holocaust.
[EERIE MUSIC, BIRDS CHIRPING]
[IRON STEAMING]
It's from the hospital, mom.
[IRON STEAMING]
MARIANNE: I once love
to lift the iron.
[IRON STEAMING]
Now I just can handle
a few pennies a day.
Not even enough to get a
proper meal on the table.
LUKE: It's all right, mom.
We'll manage.
I'm working now.
[IRON STEAMING]
[WATER DRIPPING]
[WET NOISES, THUD]
Luke?
Where are you going?
Please, Luke, I can't get
out of the bath by myself.
[LUKE GROWLS]
MARIANNE: Luke?
My phantom arm is killing me.
[LUKE GRUNTING]
[GLASS BREAKING]
[LUKE GRUNTING,THUD]
Luke?
Luke?
[LID CLATTERS]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[FAINT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[GUN COCKS]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
I'm so proud of you, Luke.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[GUNSHOT]
[WATER SPLASHING LOUDLY]
LUKE: Just die, mom.
[MARIANNE GRUNTING]
LUKE: Please.
[GASPING]
[WATER SPLASHING]
[GUNSHOT]
[LUKE BREATHING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[MACHINES BEEPING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[MACHINE SOUNDS]
[MUSIC PICKS UP SPEED]
Whoa, what the fuck?
Whatever the hell you are,
man, you shouldn't be in here.
[GUNSHOTS]
[LABORED BREATHING]
[BABY WAILING]
LUKE: Now, tell me, darling,
where a the fresh ones?
[BABY WAILING]
[GUNSHOT]
[BABY WAILING]
[BABY WAILING LOUDER]
[BABIES WAILING LOUDLY]
[WAILING CONTINUES]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[BABIES CRYING]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOTS]
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
[GUNSHOT]
[MACHINES BEEPING]
[MACHINES BEEPING]
[HEARTBEAT]
[HEARTBEAT SLOWS]
[NEWS THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
Tonight, the Saint Simon
Hospital became the stage
for a horrifying drama.
Luke Carpenter Jr, who was
known as a quiet and sensitive
young man, broke
into maternity ward
and assassinated one nurse
and seven newborn children.
He managed to escape
from the crime scene,
and police are still searching.
Surveillance footage shows
the murderer on his way
to his defenseless victims.
The suspect is considered
armed and extremely dangerous.
Police lines are now open, and
any clues leading to the killer
will be rewarded.
[NEWS THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
COMMERICIAL ON TV: Max
shaving devices
[DOORBELL RINGS]
COMMERCIAL: For a lifetime of
of smooth yet manly skin.
[DOOR OPENS]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
FATHER JULIO GRITTY:
I've been expecting you.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[TV PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]
[WET NOISES]
No, no, no.
I've been waiting for
this for a very long time.
[DISTORTED MUSIC]
LUKE: What are you waiting
for, old man, Christmas?
FATHER JULIO GRITTY:
Patience, my little friend.
Patience.
So...
you made them
die for your sins,
as if you think of
yourself as a...
a...
sort of modern-day messiah?
Only backwards.
See what I mean?
Switched.
LUKE: I'm going to die
as your biggest sin.
[LUKE GRUNTING, BREATHING] ]
[CHEWING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[CLOCK TICKING]
[SWALLOWS]
[CLOCK TICKING]
NARRATOR: In the beginning,
as was said of old,
the earth was without
form and void.
Rivers and seas appeared
on the face of the earth,
and presently the waters
teemed with living things.
And in due time,
creatures, more or less
independent of the water,
producing eggs with shells.
Finally, there evolved
what scientists
call the intra-uterine form
of gestation, most highly
developed in the mammals.
In this class of animals,
the development of the egg
takes place solely in the dark
confines of the mother's womb.
It is this mysterious
prologue to life
that we shall attempt
to portray in this film.
The story of the adventures
of the mammalian egg.
Out of which has
come all the higher
animals, including mankind.
All the armies that
have marched the earth,
and drenched its soil
with their blood.
[GRUNTING
Come on, Reggy.
Hey, it's just a little prick.
You know it doesn't hurt.
[Speaking Italian]
You have had dozens of this!
I know, Doc, but it-- it
just gives me the chills
-to see it every time.
-Oh Reggy!
You're never going to
be a big boy if you're
if you’re going to
be afraid to watch it.
Don't look away.
Come on.
It's just--
-It's just--
-DOCTOR FORD: That’s it!
Watch it!
Watch it, damn it!
MAN: Doctor Ford, Marianne--
Marianne is giving birth.
Oh, no.
Not now.
[Speaking Italian]
Suzy, get my tools!
What now?
What now?
She was training
her pelvic muscles
on the big machine in the back.
And then the contractions begun.
[Speaking Italian]
-DOCTOR FORD:[Speaking Italian]
-[Panting and moaning]
[Grunting and panting]
Oh!
Aqua!
Can, uh, some-- someone
bring me towels?
What's your best, Marianna?
Everything is looking fine.
Ahh!
Push it, Marianne.
Push it!
Concentrate!
Oh!
Oh!
-Here, Marianna.
These might help.
Take deep breaths.
In and out.
Push!
Push, Marianne!
Push!
[Speaking Italian] Push it!
Push!
I see its head!
I see its head!
Ah!
Here we are.
[BABY CRYING]
Oh.
Oh, it's beautiful.
It's a beautiful
little baby boy.
Oh, yes.
Ma'am, we're going to have
to ask you to sign this form.
We need your permission
to donate your placenta
to the medical industry,
so that it can be processed
into drugs and cosmetics.
No.
Just put it in a bag.
I'm going to eat it.
Family tradition.
[Speaking Italian]
[Speaking Italian]
Suzy, we need alcohol.
Oh, you're beautiful, baby boy.
Come on, baby boy, drink it.
Drink it.
You have to be strong.
Reggy, could you hold
this for a minute for me?
Yeah, no bother.
Oh, my Lord.
Jesus Christ!
MARIANNE: Come on, drink, son.
Drink it.
Drink it.
-You have to drink, son.
-[CORK POPS]
[MEN LAUGHING]
[CHEERING]
You have to drink it.
Drink it.
MARIANNE: Yes.
Yes.
[BELL RINGS]
Father?
That's a long time ago.
So?
Father,
I'm here because...
it’s-it's not that...
it needs to be
baptized, Father Gritty
What?
My son.
And is it?
Is he...
in there?
Yes.
Oh, what a wonderful
life that awaits this child.
Can you do it, please?
Yes, yes, yes, of course.
Of course.
Let's have a look at
the little fellow.
You know, Madam, that the
good shepherd, our Lord,
doesn't appreciate the
black sheep in his flock.
However...
I for one have never been
afraid to make my hands dirty.
Let's just prepare
him a little bath.
I have never...
in my entire career...
put an unclean baby in
the baptismal fountain.
What will be the child's name?
Luke.
Does Luke have a godfather?
Would-- would you like
to be his godfather?
We cannot baptize him without...
so I guess, I would be honored.
I hope as his godfather
I will see little Luke
quite often in my church.
I promise if you die I
will take good care of him.
Thank you, Father.
No, no, no, no.
It is my duty.
[PURRING
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Look.
My first present, for
my first godchild.
Thank you.
In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the [inaudible].
Birth is like a little wonder.
Every child is a gift of God.
Only God can provide
that special gift of life
to us, which carries the hope
in the future of all mankind.
In nomine Patris in
Spiritus et Spiritus Sancti.
[PURRING]
[FRIDGE BUZZING]
[BLENDER WHIRRING]
[LAIKA CHEWING NOISILY]
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[LUKE VOCALIING]
MARIANNE: Yes?
Hold on.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
There will be no
near-dead funeral services.
Yes, I understand.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Yes.
Do I look like some
kind of a [inaudible]?
-[luke vocalizing]
-Yes.
Mhm.
Oh, we'll manage fine.
Look, Luke is already playing
with the toys I gave him.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Hello there,
little [inaudible].
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
I'll let myself out.
Do you want to play
with this, Luke?
You want this?
TOY: Fire!
Fire!
[TOY SOUNDING LASERS AND
GUNSHOTS]
[LASERS AND GUNFIRE CONTINUES]
[SNIFF]
[TOY SOUNDING LASERS AND
GUNSHOTS]
[SIGHS]
[LUKE CRYING]
[CRYING CONTINUES]
Stop eating each other!
-[LAIKA WHINING]
-[LUKE CRYING]
[CHURCH BELL RINGING]
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Jones led his life in duty.
Some would say, he was a hero.
We will remember him as such.
He was a good and honest man.
Let him rest in peace.
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
[LUKE GURGLES]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
[LUKE GROANS]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
[luke crying]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
[LUKE WHINING]
Ready.
[LUKE CRYING]
Aim.
[CRYING CONTINUES]
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
[LUKE CRYING]
Luke, stop crying, and be a man.
[LUKE CRYING]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
I will take good care of you.
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
I will take good
care of you too.
MARIANNE: Ready, aim, fire.
[GUNSHOT]
Let me get your little nose.
[LUKE GIGGLES]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
[GUNSHOT]
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY PLAYING ON
TELEVISION]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Well, boys always
will be boys, I guess.
Eh, Luke?
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Here you go.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Yes.
Oh, you want your little toy?
Huh?
You want it?
There you go.
Yes.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY PLAYING ON
TELEVISION]
[LAIKA BARKS]
[LUKE VOCALIZING, GROWLING]
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY PLAYING ON
TELEVISION]
[LUKE COOING]
MARIANNE: Say, Jenkins,
no woman is [inaudible]
could lift it out as fast as me.
[LUKE COOING]
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY PLAYING ON
TELEVISION]
MARIANNE: [inaudible]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY PLAYING ON
TELEVISION]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Oh, yes.
What a shame to see
women neglecting
their body after they haven't--
Are you calling me fat?
DR. FORD: No!
El contrario!
Your muscles are getting soft.
We will never be able to
join competition like this.
Well, I'm not ready
for competition yet.
That matter with that
pregnancy...
with my husband,
and I have to take
care for Luke, right?
[SLAMMING WEIGHTS]
-What?
-But-
it's been five years.
Since Reggie died...
I need--
I need a new student.
Someone I can teach
all my knowledge.
Like I said, first I have to
find a decent school for Luke.
And then we'll see.
[OMINOUS BUZZING]
[BREATHING]
[OMINOUS BUZZING]
[OMINOUS BUZZING CONTINUES]
Get off me.
Come on,
give us some!
I don't have booze, just food!
-Get off me!
-We don’t want food nor booze!
When you are in front of
this door you'll be polite.
I've got a child, you
motherfucking
-son of a bitch.
-Child?
What child?
The talking meat boy?
HARRY THE STREET
BUM: Ah, the Thingy.
Has he already joined
the Harlem Globetrotters?
They were looking
for a magic ball.
Marianne, please, let him go.
You son-of-a-fucking-joke,
you prick!
[laughing maliciously]
BILL THE STREET BUM:
There you go, talking
like this to the neighbor!
MARIANNE: Fuck off!
BILL THE STREET BUM: You
understand, you fucking prick?
You don't talk down to
the neighbor like this!
-You freak!
-MARIANNE: Let me go!
[SPEAKS GERMAN], you baby!
I fuck you!
You prick!
Fuck you, baby.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY]
You will see.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAIKA PANTING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[FLOWING WATER]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[LAIKA PANTING]
[SIGHS]
[GRUNTING]
Hmm?
Mama?
MARIANNE: Not now, Luke.
[LUKE CRYING]
Mom!
Mom!
Ah!
Ah!
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
Laika!
[LAIKA WHINING]
LUKE: Can you tell another
bedtime story about daddy?
MARIANNE: Your daddy is
the best driver in 'nam.
And once, he drove the whole
battalion through the jungle.
He saved them all from
the claws of Charlie--
men without legs, men
without arms
men without their testicles.
No, that wasn't enough.
He even brought
his dead comrades
back to their families,
so that they could
be buried the Christian way.
LUKE: The Christian way.
One day, he will be back
from his mission, I promise.
Can I have a race car too, mom?
MARIANNE: Well, I'm going
to ask Santa Claus.
Hmm?
[KISS]
Good night, you little soldier.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Here, your grenade.
Bye bye!
[LUKE SNORING SOFTLY]
[WIND HOWLING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING IN
BACKGROUND]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
MAN (ON TV): The
processes here described
are the same for all
mammals, even man.
For each baby rabbit, there
must have been a separate egg.
But before the egg can
develop, it must be fertilized.
And this is the
important contribution
of the male of the species.
The spermatozoa act here like
very active squirming fellows.
Notice the large
head, the lashing,
whip-like tails, and the
streamlined effect in general.
LUKE: Hmm.
[MAN CONTINUES ON TV]
FRANCIS: I heard, Mr. David,
he always carries that gun,
and that once he shot
a kid in a classroom
because she failed
a physics test.
My parents would sue his ass
if he ever shot me with a gun.
Pfft, what a loser.
My parents would try to get
as much money as possible
out of his ass.
Your father can't
even afford a lawyer.
Spit your silver.
But silence is golden,
you little prick.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Don't tell my little
brother to shut up.
He's right, you know?
Please keep it silent
during the movie!
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
MR. DAVID: Sit down, class.
Let's at least keep
watching until fertilization
has taken place.
[SMALL CAR WHIRRING LOUDLY]
LUKE: Um-- oh, whoa.
Whoa!
Uh-- Don't die under me now.
[engine turns over]
MICHAEL THE BULLY: Come on,
move it you freak!
It's not his fault.
Why don't you take
on someone of your own size?
I heard he still sucks
his mother's tits.
[BLEEP]
Oh, let's just move over him.
[ENGINE TURNING OVER REPEATEDLY]
I hunted you.
[TV PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]
And I shot you, and I-
I stuffed you.
Only because I love you.
(CHANGING PITCH) I
love you too, David.
[SMALL CAR WHIRRING]
LUKE: I hate you, car.
Always embarrassing me.
I'm the worst
driver in the land.
[SMALL CAR WHIRRING,
APPROACHING]
[KICKS CAR, ENGINE STOPS
ABRUPTLY]
MICHAEL THE BULLY:
What, you fucking meat,
you following me or something?
LUKE: No, I was just--
[struggle]
Ah!
Ah!
[LUKE GROANING]
You have picked the wrong
guy to mess with, Luke.
Please, I didn't
mean to follow you.
I live here, on the fifth floor.
Fifth, huh?
OK.
Prove it.
What are the names of the two
bums who live down the hallway?
Um-- the tall one is Harry.
And I don't know what
his friend is called.
Please don't hurt me.
I don't know either.
I suppose it
doesn't have a name.
I guess you're legit, kid.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[SQUELCH]
LUKE: Your name
is Francis, right?
You're in my class.
But I didn't know you lived
in this neighborhood too.
FRANCIS: Sure.
See you around, or whatever.
[luke vocalizing]
FRANCIS: Maybe you
should sell it, baby.
It could be a crazy adventure.
Maybe not.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
MICHAEL THE BULLY: Oh!
What are you doing?
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[LUKE GRUNTING]
[GIRLS GIGGLING]
[LUKE NOISILY EXCRETING LIQUID]]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[TOILET FLUSHING]
[SLIMY, WET NOISES]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
OTIS THE LITTLE BULLY: Look,
Michael, that's the guy
who was drooling over Rihanna.
LUKE: I didn't do
anything, Michael.
You know what
we're talking about.
LUKE: What--
My little brother saw
you today, at the gym.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Trying to get some
ass for yourself, aren't you?
Hitting on one
of my girls, aren't you?
LUKE: Ah!
MICHAEL THE BULLY: What are
planning to do, Georgie Boy?
Gonna make a move on her?
You gonna ask her out?
Watch one of your geeky
science-fiction movies
with her?
[LUKE BREATHING HEAVILY]
Is that what you're
planning to do?
Is that what you're
planning to do?
And then what?
You're gonna take
her home to your room?
You're going to penetrate
her with this umbilical cord
of yours?
Pump her full of
enzymes, vitamins?
Some amino acids?
Is that what you're after?
Sodomizing her to nourish her?
That's what your kind
is known to do, right?
Nourishing?
[SQUISHING, PUNCHING]
[LUKE GRUNTING]
Now give me your lunch money.
LUKE: (WEAKLY) I
don't have money.
I always bring lunch from home.
I'll just take your lunch.
[LUKE GRUNTING]
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
Oh, ham!
I love ham!
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
Thanks for the meat, freak.
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
You should really stop crying.
Don't give them what they want.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[METAL CREAKING]
[EERIE, DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[STATIC, BUZZING]
MAN (ON TV): Now the uterus
is out, it can be inspected.
Count the young embryo plus one.
[STATIC, BUZZING]
[DISTORTED VOICES]
[MALICIOUS LAUGHTER]
MAN: One, two, three,
four, five, six seven--
[LUKE BREATHING HEAVILY]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
Well, look who's here.
Luke, that's a long time ago.
Are you here for your uncle,
or for God, the Almighty?
Both.
What's the matter?
A lot.
Not a lot of people come here
for advice anymore these days.
You can tell me.
What's the matter,
my little friend?
Yesterday in school,
there was a girl.
Ah, the sin of flesh.
I knew the day would come.
How old are you now, 13?
That's not too early.
Tell me about it.
I mean, tell me about her.
LUKE: Her name is Rihanna.
And she's most beautiful
girl in school.
Mhm, tell me about her legs.
She would never go out with me.
She dated Michael
for a long time.
Tell me about her legs.
Michael's the best-looking
guy and the biggest
bully in school.
But teachers let him
beat me up, because he's
the best baseball team leader
the school's ever seen.
Luke, whatever
happens, you have
to tell me all the
delicate details,
so that God can forgive you.
Did you spoke your mum about it?
Haven't seen her for a while.
Yeah, but she wasn't listening.
She's just busy
training her arm.
Competition year,
competition year.
You think she'd go out with me?
I mean, it's over
between Michael and her.
Don't tease me.
You would like to tell me.
Stop it, please.
[FATHER LAUGHS]
[WET NOISES]
LUKE: Please.
Stop.
[grunting]
FRANCIS: You're
perfectly built to rip
off these fucking machines.
I taught that same
trick to my sister.
She had these very
skinny arms for awhile.
Lots of people called it
a disorder, but whatever.
She had to get some more
meat on her bones, anyway.
Because they wouldn't let
her join the army otherwise.
My dad's still in the war, too.
War's fun, you know?
She always writes about
how they get wasted
on this real local booze.
She's going to bring me
some when she gets back.
If you don't have
anything to talk about,
might as well catch
the afternoon movie.
LUKE: Uh-- I don't
know, Francis.
Maybe I should go home.
Mom always hits
Laika when I'm late.
Do whatever you
need to do, man.
MAN ON FILM: Alright, let her go
LUKE: No, wait for me.
[sci-fi movie playing]
MAN 1 (IN MOVIE): What is it?
MAN 2 (IN MOVIE): I wonder
if it is a form of life.
I'll investigate at once.
MAN 1 (IN MOVIE):
All right, Chen Yu.
And while you're
doing that, let's
go and try to follow that line.
MAN 3 (IN MOVIE): OK.
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
MAN 2: On again.
Come on.
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
Be right back, I guess.
LUKE: Hmm?
[MOVIE PLAYING]
[GIRL GIGGLING]
[GIRL CLEARS THROAT]
[MOVIE PLAYING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[MOVIE PLAYING
Look, I'm going
to get some snacks.
-Wait for me here.
-Oh, uh-
you want me to help you
steal stuff from the machine,
like you showed me?
No.
We'll be fine.
See you in a minute.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
[MOVIE PLAYING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
Hmm, Mhm, mhm.
Of course.
Oh, so that's how they do it.
Ah.
MARIANNE: Luke!
Supper's ready!
I'm studying, mom.
Well get your ass over here!
I'm already lactating!
OK.
MARIANNE: Hmm, yesterday--
yesterday, Luke told me he's
too scared to ask a girl out.
Scared.
But what's the
matter with that boy?
I-- I mean, you never have
been scared of something.
Where did he get that
kind of foolish behavior?
Well, not from me.
I tried to give him
everything he needs.
Maybe you gave him too much.
You should really stop
breastfeeding him.
[CLOCK TICKING]
Oh, I don't like this.
[EXHALES]
That's what, uh, Reggy
always used to say.
Oh, I love this.
Oh, Ford,
your flu shots
are still the best.
De la casa.
MARIANNE: (WHISPERING) Yes.
It's on the house.
Mhm?
Thanks.
DR. FORD: Just make we
win the next contest.
[SPANISH]
We still have six weeks.
Six.
DR. FORD: And then
there is another thing--
something else you do.
MARIANNE: Oh, what?
You still have
that baby, do you?
Oh.
I see.
Well...
everything for my
own, Ford,
everything.
[BEEPING]
[BEEPING]
[POURING GASOLINE]
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: But what
if Mr. David's going to see us?
No worries.
He's probably fucking one
of his birds right now.
Can't you just let it go?
You have me now, huh?
She doesn't matter anymore.
A man's got to
defend his honor.
One day, I'll do the
same thing for you.
Hey!
Leave some for the fuse!
OTIS THE LITTLE
BULLY: Can I light it?
MICHAEL THE BULLY: You can't
even light a cigarette!
[GAS IGNITES]
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
[EXHALES]
[DOOR OPENS]
LUKE: Hey, guys.
Car broke down.
LUKE: Burnt to pieces.
Here, kiddo.
Have a drink with us.
You look like you need it.
LUKE: Uh, no-- uh--
[pouring booze]
[luke chokes, coughs]
[laughter]
BOTH: He can take it!
LUKE: I better get inside now.
Before your mother
sees you with us, right?
HARRY THE STREET BUM: Will you
give the kid a break, Bill?
LUKE: So your name's Bill?
[PEOPLE SPEAK ON TV]
Dirty scumbags.
LUKE: Um-- mom?
Oh, Luke, something
arrived for you today.
But you better
watch out with it.
I think those dirty
bums from down the hall
have tampered with it.
They've been through our mail.
Here, smell it.
[LUKE SNIFFS]
LUKE: I only smell Laika.
MARIANNE: Oh no, definitely
the smell of sticky fingers
and cheap liquor.
Terrorists.
All three of them.
LUKE: Three?
MARIANNE: Oh yeah,
today there was
a smaller one with them, a young
punk with a dragon T-shirt.
How tasteless can you be?
LUKE: Oh.
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY
PLAYING ON TELEVISION ABOUT
PREYING MANTIS MATING HABITS]
LUKE: Please. mom, you don't
need that stuff anymore.
It killed Reggy.
MARIANNE: He had
bigorexia, Luke.
When he looked in the mirror,
he saw the skinny Reggy.
He wouldn't allow the
muscles in his own life.
And look how he ended up.
Hmm?
[SIGHS]
MARIANNE: You hungry, Luke?
I have good news.
I've decided to join
competition again.
Good for you, mom.
So...
How is your
little girlfriend?
So you did listen.
MARIANNE: Of course
I've listened.
You're my son.
LUKE: I called her.
And I asked her out.
You really did?
LUKE: Yes, mom, like a soldier.
MARIANNE: Ah.
[LUKE GROWLS]
Please, mom, I'm not
a little baby anymore.
So when is your little date?
LUKE: In two weeks, Thursday.
Ah...
then I have my competition.
I wish you could be there,
to see your mom
behave like a real man
It's going to be our
lucky day then, I guess.
You little charmer.
Your father would be so proud
of you if he could be here.
Hmm?
[GRUNT, THUD]
Hmm?
LUKE: Thanks, mom.
I knew smoking can be addictive.
I didn't have that one yet.
Come.
Yes.
Yes.
Good dog, huh?
[SIGHS]
MARIANNE: That's good.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
[WEIGHTS SHAKING, HEAVY
BREATHING]
LUKE: (WITH DEEP
VOICE) Hey, baby.
[CLEARS THROAT]
(WITH DEEP VOICE) Hey, baby.
Check out my car.
[GROWL]
I'll take you for
a ride to town.
[HUMMING SOFTLY]
(WITH DEEP VOICE) Hey, sugar.
Hey, sexy.
[GROWLING]
Good night, Luke!
Sweet dreams, mom.
[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
LUKE: So...
Rihanna, that's
a biblical name, right?
Yeah.
LUKE: Excuse me, waiter?
Yes?
LUKE: This napkin also
has greasy stains on it.
WAITER: Yes.
I also forgot how the lady
would like to have her meat?
I like my meat bloody.
WAITER: Right.
So...
I heard from Michael
that you own a car.
LUKE: Oh, yeah.
I have a white Audi
sports car with lots
of corporate publicity
stickers on it.
I have publicity
for a gas company
and for the telephone company.
Ooh, and I have publicity for
the Monte Carlo Rally Company.
Sounds like a nice car.
Yeah.
I can't drive it for
a while now though.
Michael got jealous
and he set it on fire.
I guess all is fair
in love and war.
Yeah.
LUKE: I'm here with you now.
Can I have one?
Feel free.
There you go.
[COUGHING]
[LAUGHTER]
LUKE: I'm sorry.
[LUAGHTER]
It's all right.
It's not your fault.
[LAUGHTER]
[COUGHING
[COUGHING]
Hey, mate, what do you think?
Nice fish for your nice lady?
LUKE: I don't know--
I have a very good
one, how about this one?
LUKE: Sure, I guess--
MERCHANT: This one?
LUKE: Keep the change.
OK, thanks.
And I would say,
uh-- enjoy the rest
of the evening, love birds.
So-- what are you
going to name it?
It may be dead, but it
still deserves a name.
Actually, I need to pee.
OK.
RIHANNA: Actually, this
is quite embarrassing.
Could you come with
me to the lavatory?
Oh.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
What do you think you're doing?
You're not coming
in here with me!
But I thought you just--
RIHANNA: Look, I
have this anxiety.
It's a childhoods thing.
I always need someone to come
with me when I--
I don't even need
to explain myself to you!
Just stay here!
[SLAMS DOOR]
I don't like it here.
[WATER DRIPPING]
[RIHANNA URINATING]
[TOILET FLUSHING]
Now...
I want you to kiss me.
Here?
RIHANNA: All the
boys want to kiss me.
I'm the ultimate wet dream.
Don't tell me you
haven't kissed before,
my little race
car Steve McQueen?
LUKE: Ow! ah!
[LUKE GROANING LOUDLY,
STRUGGLING]
Ah.
[LUKE GROANING LOUDLY,
STRUGGLING]
Mm.
[LUKE GROANING LOUDLY,
STRUGGLING]
Ah.
[LUKE GROANING]
Ah.
[RIHANNA MOANING]
[LUKE GROANING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
You're sliming a lot today.
Are you OK?
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[LUKE GROANING]
HARRY THE STREET BUM: You
know, Luke, for women,
a man has to be hard.
How do you mean that?
In two ways, kiddo.
Don't listen to that prick.
Just sip a sip of our bottle.
You look like you could need it.
Have you guys seen
Francis around lately?
Haven't seen him for weeks now.
Me either.
Damn shame too.
He said he would go after a
bottle of some exotic liquor,
better than this
piss right here.
-Exotic liquor?
-[HARRY COUGHS]
[HARRY COUGHING]]
Ah, that stuff from his sister.
HARRY THE STREET BUM: No.
His sister is back
since a month now or so.
Heavily injured.
BILL THE STREET BUM: I
don't want to be like this.
[COUGHING]
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
New Caption
[HUMMING SOFTLY]
[CRASH]
[GROAN]
[THUD, SQULECH]
[LUKE GROANS]
[SOFT, DRAMATIC MUSIC]
LUKE: So he is dead.
MARIANNE: What?
LUKE: All those years,
you made me live in
an illusion.
So I'm just a loser, like dad.
MARIANNE: No, he
wasn't a loser, Luke.
He was killing machine.
And he died kamikaze.
That what you call it?
Kamikaze?
I read it all.
He just died in a car
accident at the military base,
killing two of his own
officers and a general.
[SOFT, EMOTIONAL MUSIC]
[THUD]
[WET NOISES]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[SIGHS]
Hello?
Big Jack?
Yes, it's Marianne.
No.
Yes, everything's fine
with your panties.
You can get them tomorrow.
It's just that...
I need a favor, Big Jack.
[SHUFFLING THROUGH RADIO
STATIONS]
[SCRAMBLED NOISES ON RADIO,
STATIC]
Party?
Boyfriend?
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE:
If you like,
you can call it like that.
TAXI DRIVER: Lucky fellow.
For the right amount of
money, I'm anyone's girl.
TAXI DRIVER: How old are you?
Does your father know that?
My father is dead.
Worry about your own things.
[FOOTSTEPS, CLATTERING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
HARRY THE STREET
BUM: Lookie, lookie,
lookie what we've got here.
Have a smoke, your highness.
God, it's an amazing creature.
BILL THE STREET BUM:
Today's my lucky day.
What a beautiful
-piece of meat.
[RIHANNA KICKING ON DOOR]
[RIHANNA KICKING ON DOOR]
My old eyes don't
see it every day.
RIHANNA: Off!
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
BILL THE STREET BUM: You
beautiful piece of meat!
RIHANNA: Get off me!
BILL: My lucky day!
RIHANNA: Get off
you stupid fucks!
BILL THE STREET BUM:
Come over, you bitch!
-Just get your stinky
fingers off her!
-RHIANNA: Fuck off!
BILL THE STREET BUM: Flat
chested motherfucker!
You!
I hate you!
[DOOR CLOSES]
MARIANNE: Oh...
he was a lot
of work.
Cost me a lot of effort.
But I guess most
things in life cost
a lot of effort.
Especially the ones you
want most
That's why I just trained one.
That's how I got what I
wanted, with half the effort.
It's usual you just get
the half...
of what you want.
But it is just half
as good as you thought
it would be before getting it.
So I thought, I'll
just go for one.
Then I wouldn't be
disappointed afterwards.
Excuse me, I never
did a woman before.
-So I--
-MARIANNE: It's not for me
Do I look like someone who
would go to the hookers?
Pumping iron...
blood rushing
through my veins,
that makes me cum.
I cum 100 times a day.
I cum in the gym.
I cum at home.
I even cum while
ironing your panties.
I don't need a ride
on the dirt bike.
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: I prefer
not to be called that way.
Oh.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
It's for my son.
$50, paid in advance.
MARIANNE: Oh?
Don't you want to
meet him first?
He's your son.
It's his first time, I guess.
Fine.
If you say so.
Wait here.
I told you to wait over there.
Watch out for our dog.
He can be a bit ratty sometimes.
Back off, Laika!
Just follow the slime track.
And...
don't forget to
close the door, will ya?
[SIGHS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[DOOR CREAKS]
LUKE: Mama delivered me herself,
took me from between her legs.
Bloody little mess.
They were just about to
feed me to the chickens.
Daddy said, maybe we
could use a boy, Marianne.
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: Jesus.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[WET NOISES]
LUKE: Mama told me
such horrible things.
All that killing, and all that
blood, she loves him for that,
worships him.
But who am I kidding?
He's just a dead loser.
But still...
I would so much
like to meet him once.
I know the feeling.
LUKE: Why?
Did your mama tell you horrible
things about your dad too?
I never met him either.
LUKE: That's a pity.
You're a pretty girl.
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: So?
What do you want me to do?
You don't have a
little race car, do you?
Hmm?
LUKE: It's just a joke.
Do you want to sit down?
[CLOSES DOOR]
[FLY BUZZING]
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE:
Mind if I smoke?
LUKE: Can I have the warning
print of the package?
[FLICKS LIGHTER]
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: What?
LUKE: Um, I collect
these prints.
On your package it's a
picture of a pregnant woman.
I never saw that one before.
Oh.
You want the picture.
I guess you can have it.
The package is nearly empty.
So--
LUKE: Can you cut it out for me?
There are scissors on the table.
[LUKE MOANING]
So...
What do I do with it next?
LUKE: There's a
book on the table
that has some empty pages.
I would be real nice if
you could glue it in.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[LUKE GRUNTING]
LUKE: Thanks.
Mmmm...
Is it OK on that page?
LUKE: Thanks.
Do you want to see the
rest of the pictures?
Wait.
I still have to glue it.
You shouldn't
listen to that girl.
And you shouldn't listen
to your mother either.
You don't know what your
father really wanted.
If you don't want to be
a soldier, then don't.
I do what my mother
always did, and my life's
a living nightmare.
LUKE: I'm sorry.
[THUNDER RUMBLING,
RAIN HITTING WINDOW]
Have you ever been with a girl?
LUKE: Hmm--
[LUKE MOANING]
[THUNDER RUMBLING,
RAIN HITTING WINDOW]
[LUKE MOANING]
[THUNDER AND RAIN GROW LOUDER]
Do you like my breasts?
LUKE: Uh-- you're sweet.
Don't be shy, you
little ham, OK?
LUKE: Would you Like to
touch my umbilical cord?
Do I have to be gentle with it?
LUKE: No, nothing
special about it.
[LUKE MOANING]
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS FAINTLY]
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE:
I wanted to leave.
But his umbilical cord
wouldn't let go of my hand.
I wonder how long he had
been clinging to you.
MARIANNE: I didn't ask
you to stay all night.
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: Like
I say, he wouldn't let go!
MARIANNE: Bullocks!
You just have had a sleep
instead of doing your job,
you lazy piece of shit!
And I already paid you $50
more than I was supposed to do.
An entire night is $150.
MARIANNE: Oh, well, you
seem to like it, whore.
But you didn't do
what I paid you for.
You didn't even fuck him.
And now you dare to
ask me for more money?
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE:
Better just
give me the money if you don't
want any trouble with Big Jack.
Your muscle-pumping arm
isn't going to save you.
He's going to put his little
knife right through it.
[LAUGHTER]
Don't worry, he
won't cut it off--
LUKE: Just give her a chance.
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE:
You'll still be able to jerk
off some clients
-with it,of course
-LUKE: Just give her the money.
ANGIE THE PROSTITUTE: --earning
him back the money he lost.
And [inaudible]
with the monster.
Just give her the money, mom.
Well.
Here.
Now get the hell
out of my house.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Am I really that ugly?
Then you can just say it.
Go ahead, say it to my face.
[SUSPENSFUL MUSIC BUILDING]
[YELLING]
FATHER JULIO GRITTY:
Luke, if you don't talk,
God won't be able to
forgive you your sins.
LUKE: You aren't God.
But when you don't
want to tell it to God,
you could at least
tell it to your uncle.
You promised it.
So...
How was the little party?
LUKE: She tried to eat me.
Ah, it's a good sign.
She loves you, like I love
you, and God loves you.
Lovers eat other, you know?
LUKE: Nature, perhaps?
You know, Luke,
when I first saw you,
your mother asked
me to baptize you.
Remember?
You were so cute.
I'd rather eaten you.
LUKE: I've been with a hooker.
In my opinion, hookers
are a bit like Big Macs.
At first you're hungry,
you really want them.
But the moment a piece
of meat is in your belly,
you feel sick about it.
LUKE: She was
standing at my door.
Mom called her after
my date disaster.
She seemed real
nice, real sweet.
She touched me
and I touched her.
And the morning after, I found
out that I gave her the creeps.
Now I feel so dirty.
Feeling dirty is
a way of repenting.
[NEWS REPORTER ON TV]
[SUSPENSFUL MUSIC]
LUKE: Mom?
Mom?
Forgive me.
LUKE: Everyone dies
in his own horror.
Dad died in his.
I'm so sorry, Luke.
LUKE: Thanks for
the new race car.
MARIANNE: Do you like it?
LUKE: You know I
like the A-Team.
MARIANNE: No-- no ambulance.
I want to sleep.
LUKE: No, stay with me, mom.
No doctors, Luke.
No doctors.
LUKE: Mhm.
I'll be back.
MARIANNE: No doctor--
[NEWS REPORTER ON TV]
[DOOR OPENS]
LUKE: Wake up, Harry.
Mom needs you help.
HARRY THE STREET BUM: Huh?
She needs our help?
Jesus.
BILL THE STREET
BUM: What a mess.
MARIANNE: Ah!
No doctors, please.
Did she take drugs?
LUKE: I think so.
HARRY THE STREET BUM: Ah!
Hey, hey, hey!
Wake up!
Hey!
Hey, hey.
BILL THE STREET BUM: Stop!
What you see, what you get.
HARRY THE STREET
BUM: What the fuck?
Go and get some water!
[NEWS REPORTER ON TV]
MARIANNE: Shh, Laika.
Shh.
[NEWS REPORTER ON TV]
HARRY THE STREET BUM: Ugh.
There you go.
BILL THE STREET BUM:
Step aside, Harry.
-I will help her.
-MARIANNE: Ahh!
HARRY THE STREET
BUM: Come on, baby!
[GRUNTING]
BILL THE STREET BUM: Give
her some milk, Harry!
She has to drink.
HARRY THE STREET BUM:
Go ahead, little girl.
Have a drink!
Come on, drink it!
BILL THE STREET BUM: Drink it.
Drink it.
You have to drink
some milk, baby.
HARRY THE STREET BUM: Come on.
BILL THE STREET
BUM: Drink it baby.
[LABORED BREATHING]
[LAUGHTER]
[YELLING]
MARIANNE: No!
Leave me!
-Ah!
-That’s a good Marianne!
No! Please!
HARRY THE STREET BUM: Marianne!
BILL THE STREET
BUM: Fuck you, baby.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[CUSTOMERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
$3.99, please.
[COINS RATTLE]
Thank you for visiting
Burger Holocaust.
[EERIE MUSIC, BIRDS CHIRPING]
[IRON STEAMING]
It's from the hospital, mom.
[IRON STEAMING]
MARIANNE: I once love
to lift the iron.
[IRON STEAMING]
Now I just can handle
a few pennies a day.
Not even enough to get a
proper meal on the table.
LUKE: It's all right, mom.
We'll manage.
I'm working now.
[IRON STEAMING]
[WATER DRIPPING]
[WET NOISES, THUD]
Luke?
Where are you going?
Please, Luke, I can't get
out of the bath by myself.
[LUKE GROWLS]
MARIANNE: Luke?
My phantom arm is killing me.
[LUKE GRUNTING]
[GLASS BREAKING]
[LUKE GRUNTING,THUD]
Luke?
Luke?
[LID CLATTERS]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[FAINT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[GUN COCKS]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
I'm so proud of you, Luke.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[GUNSHOT]
[WATER SPLASHING LOUDLY]
LUKE: Just die, mom.
[MARIANNE GRUNTING]
LUKE: Please.
[GASPING]
[WATER SPLASHING]
[GUNSHOT]
[LUKE BREATHING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[MACHINES BEEPING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[MACHINE SOUNDS]
[MUSIC PICKS UP SPEED]
Whoa, what the fuck?
Whatever the hell you are,
man, you shouldn't be in here.
[GUNSHOTS]
[LABORED BREATHING]
[BABY WAILING]
LUKE: Now, tell me, darling,
where a the fresh ones?
[BABY WAILING]
[GUNSHOT]
[BABY WAILING]
[BABY WAILING LOUDER]
[BABIES WAILING LOUDLY]
[WAILING CONTINUES]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[BABIES CRYING]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOTS]
[LUKE WHIMPERING]
[GUNSHOT]
[MACHINES BEEPING]
[MACHINES BEEPING]
[HEARTBEAT]
[HEARTBEAT SLOWS]
[NEWS THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
Tonight, the Saint Simon
Hospital became the stage
for a horrifying drama.
Luke Carpenter Jr, who was
known as a quiet and sensitive
young man, broke
into maternity ward
and assassinated one nurse
and seven newborn children.
He managed to escape
from the crime scene,
and police are still searching.
Surveillance footage shows
the murderer on his way
to his defenseless victims.
The suspect is considered
armed and extremely dangerous.
Police lines are now open, and
any clues leading to the killer
will be rewarded.
[NEWS THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
COMMERICIAL ON TV: Max
shaving devices
[DOORBELL RINGS]
COMMERCIAL: For a lifetime of
of smooth yet manly skin.
[DOOR OPENS]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
FATHER JULIO GRITTY:
I've been expecting you.
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[TV PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]
[WET NOISES]
No, no, no.
I've been waiting for
this for a very long time.
[DISTORTED MUSIC]
LUKE: What are you waiting
for, old man, Christmas?
FATHER JULIO GRITTY:
Patience, my little friend.
Patience.
So...
you made them
die for your sins,
as if you think of
yourself as a...
a...
sort of modern-day messiah?
Only backwards.
See what I mean?
Switched.
LUKE: I'm going to die
as your biggest sin.
[LUKE GRUNTING, BREATHING] ]
[CHEWING]
[LUKE VOCALIZING]
[CLOCK TICKING]
[SWALLOWS]
[CLOCK TICKING]