The Tales of Strango the Clown: The Chronicles of Gillygutz (2020) - full transcript

Beware,

the man behind the
curtain is watching you.

He likes to watch you while
you pleasure yourself

What you lookin' what you looking ass

I see yah, I see yah.

♪ Somebody watching me ♪

♪ Ain't got no privacy ♪

♪ Who's watching ♪ ♪

♪ Look who it is. ♪

I'm all due

I'm living my.



Hey.

Hey.

8105, 8105.

Terrence Victor,

2609, 2609.

You've also been checkin' on speaker.

My name's Strango.

I'm a clown.

I used to be somebody.

I used to be

a big shot.

I used to run

a large company.

Acquisitions



and Mergers.

But that's risky.

I ain't even worried about that.

This is what I'm gonna do Pepe,

if they don't accept
our bid to the company,

we will buy all their stocks

or initiate a proxy fight.

What
about the shareholders.

No, I'm not worried about that.

They don't have no profitable growth.

I'm hearing rumors that Mr. Profidious

has submitted his notice of departure.

And Mr. Grime said his
job was mission critical.

- Really?
- Yeah,

his temper caused him to drop the ball.

Listen, between you and I,

off the record

Right.

I heard Mr. Perfidious
killed 35 executives

who were against the
merger with Detex Skylab.

Damn!

Yeah, he was
killin' the competition

literally.

Do you
think he'll get away with it?

There's gonna
be major draw backs.

Mr. Grimes could be left holdin' the ball.

Are you serious?

Yes.

You gotta meet with him tomorrow.

Are
you go gonna be there?

No.

There's some stuff I gotta do.

- All right.
- You're workin' over?

No, the cleaning crew is coming in now.

All right, right.

Yeah.

All right, I'll See you tomorrow.

Until one day,

shit went sideways.

Strango lost

everything.

No job.

No home.

I decided

to become a clown,

and do shows

for children.

But I hate

children.

children, children.

The mothers.

They never had old Strango's money.

And then, when the show was over,

and the children left,

they would take me to
the bedroom and pay me

with pussy.

Strango didn't want pussy.

Strango wanted his moneys.

moneys, moneys, moneys.

So I killed them.

28 of 'em.

Let's go everybody back.

Strango, was on the run.

If you
can say that again dispatch.

All units stand by

the suspect is now on
foot at the

Left the state,

and moved to Michigan,

where I became

a stand up comedian,

for the dark web.

Why did you let him kill me?

Please, No.

Strango,
you're on in five minutes.

♪ I'm screaming ♪

♪ You're bleedin' ♪

♪ I'm numb to every feelin' ♪

♪ I tell myself it's just a dream ♪

♪ Now your heart it ♪

♪ Ain't beating ♪

♪ Can't find a pulse no breathin' ♪

♪ I tell myself it's just a dream, Oh ♪

♪ No one else will hear you ♪

♪ When you scream ♪

Oh God.

That was funny.

Guess we'll live another day.

Strango! Strango! Strango!

♪ So filthy ♪

♪ And greedy ♪

♪ What will become of me ♪

♪ I tell myself it's just a dream ♪

Strango!

Yeah

Strango!
Strango! Strango! Strango!

This ain't shit but a
smashing ground

Let's go to work.

♪ Strango Strango ♪

- Strango!
Strango! Strango! Strango!

Strango! Strango! Strango!

What's up, what's up.

I'm Strango,

and again, we back in the red room.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They can't get rid of me.

They can't get rid of me, they
can't get enough of Strango.

My goddamn damn therapist, The rapist

Called me up after the last
show and the bitch was like,

"Strango I caught your act,
are you taking your meds?"

I'm like, "Yeah"

That bitch knew all the
lines, so she doubled my dose,

on my nose.

She got me some mother fuckin'

Divalproex and some Carbamazepine

to combat

my Prozac.

So I just took some before the show.

I'm kinda fucked up,

but we gon' make it happen capt'n.

As always I gotta get my drink a drink.

To all the killers and
the 100 dollars billers.

Ah

A hard proof.

This one,

to God

This one,

is for Satan.

There is no light without darkness.

Remember that.

And again, toast!

Nigga,

the good shit.

I'm fucked up.

To all the women out there,

who said I was disgusting,

nasty

dirty motherfucker,

I would like to say, thank you.

To all them hatin' ass
motherfuckers on the internet,

who don't like Strango.

I would like to say

tell your mama to save me a plate.

Full of hate today,

'cause

my bitch left me.

She broke up with me,

so I took her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawlin' back to daddy.

Three priests, took a group of boys out

for the evenin' fishin'

they wait a while, then a
boy gets up to get a soda,

he trips on a lantern and
the boat catches on fire.

The first priest says,

"We gotta save the boys."

The second priest says,

"fuck the boys."

The third priest says,

"Do you think we got time?"

A boy goes to confession, he says,

"What are you doing father?"

The priest says, "It's
called masturbation,

and soon you will be doin' it."

The boy says,

"Why do you say that father?"

The priest says,

"'Cause my hand is gettin' tired."

On a hot summer day, a
famous celebrity tweeted,

"It's a beautiful day,

and I'm deciding which kid
to have fun with today."

The local priest replied,

"I too am deciding which of your kids

to have fun with today."

fuck you princess!

I know I'm fucked up.

When I'm bored, I text a random number,

"I hid the body, now what?"

See what happens.

Oh shit.

A Wife asks her husband
why he cheated on her.

His reply was,

"She was lying there naked on the table,

what was I supposed to do?"

The wife replies,

"Perform the fuckin' autopsy!"

Today was a terrible day,

my ass got hit by a bus,

and I lost my job as a bus driver.

One day a father and his
daughter was at a park.

The daughter accidentally
kills a butterfly,

and her father says,

"Just because you killed that butterfly,

you won't get no butter for a week."

They was there at the park next day,

and the daughter kills a cockroach

and father laughs and says,

"Nice try."

Say what you want about pedophiles,

but at least they drive
slow through schools zones.

It was fulfilling being
with my own kind and all.

I tell a joke about my abusive dad,

but I only remember the punchline.

I hate my ex.

I swear to God, that fuckin' bitch.

I hate my ex.

I've been looking for my
ex-girlfriend's killer

for the past two years,

but no one would do it.

Oh shit.

Have you ever had that awkward moment

when you gotta ask your Chinese neighbor

have they seen your dog?

A man walked into a library

and asked for a book
on committin' suicide.

Librarian responds,

"Get the fuck outta here,"

"you know you ain't gon' bring it back."

My German girlfriend,

she likes to rate our sex
between one to 10, right?

'Cause I be

Last night we tried anal,

she kept shouting nein, nein, nein.

That's the best I've done so far.

I go get a prostate exam last week.

I'm a nervous bitter motherfucker.

But the doctor's like, it's all natural

and it needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants,

and stick one finger up my ass.

I feel him go deeper inside,

feelin' for abnormalities.

That's when I realized

his hands are on my shoulders.

Oh shit.

I need another, clean shot.

That's the shit

What's the difference between

a black and a white fairytale.

The white one begins, once upon a time,

the black one begins,

y'all motherfuckers ain't
gonna believe this shit.

I'm thinkin' about
startin' my own pizzeria.

Imma call it,

Strango's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic.

"Your loss is our sauce."

Any joke can be funny
with the right delivery

except abortion jokes because,

there is no delivery.

Hitler walks into a bar,

in hell.

The bartender asks, "Why are you here?"

Hitler calmly replies,
"I killed 8 million Jews"

"and three clowns."

The bartender says, "Why three clowns?"

Hitler laughs before answering,

"See, nobody cares about
the Jews. Why am I here?"

Oh shit!

What a day, what a day.

A big city doctor visits an
Indian tribe full of men.

He asks, "How do you guys
relieve sexual tension?"

"Simple, just come on
down to the river tomorrow

"and I'll show you", Indian guy replies.

The next day the doctor shows up

and sees a group of
Indian guys near a donkey.

Then one man says,
"Since, you're our guest,"

"you get to go first."

The doctor, not wanting
to go against customs,

he starts to kiss the donkey,

he stands back of the donkey, he starts

fucking the donkey.

The Indian guy says,
"Hey doc, are you done?"

The doc like, "Uh, yeah, why?"

And the Indian guy says,
"'cause we need the donkey

to cross the river to
get to the other women."

Oh you like that?

You like that? Okay check this out.

Oh you like ratios.

All right, All right.

There's a black man

A white man and a Mexican.

They were playing, That's
Too Fucking Heavy To Fly,

and they about to crash.

They each had to pull
something off the plane

to save them from crashing.

The black man throws out the
Jordan shoes and he says,

"We have too many of
these in our country."

The Mexican tosses out
the lawnmower and he says,

"We got too many of these in our country."

The white man puts his shit down.

He grabs the Mexican, throws
his ass out the window and says

"We have too many of
these in our country."

Oh shit

So you like that?

Three robbers break into a bank.

But when they open the
safe, they find only boxes.

One robber opens a box and
finds cups full of yogurt.

"We didn't find any money,
but we got something to eat",

he tells his partner.

They eat they fill and they leave.

The next morning the
newspaper headlines reads

'World's largest sperm bank robbed'.

Oh shit.

Two old ladies are at the movies, right?

One says,

"Psst,"

"I think the guy next
to me is beatin' off."

Other one says, "What makes you say that?"

She says, "He's using my hand."

Who will win in a fight
between Bill Cosby and Cardi B?

Whoever drank last.

Drink up niggas

Bill Cosby.

Guardin' that booty hoe boy.

Bill Cosby, they fucking
him as we speak

Shit.

This beautiful woman, walks
into a doctor's office,

the doctor is bowled over,
over how pretty this bitch is.

All his professionalism

just goes right the fuck out the window.

He tells her, "Take off your pants."

She does, and he starts
rubbing on her thighs.

"Do you know what I'm
doing?" Asked the doctor

"Yes, you checkin" for abnormalities."

He tells her, "Take your
shirt and your bra off."

She takes them off,

doctor begins rubbing
her breasts and asks,

"Do you know what I'm doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, you
checkin" for cancer."

The doctor says, "Take off your panties"

"and lay on the table."

She does, then he gets on top of her,

he starts fuckin' the shit out that bitch.

Attacking that ass.

He says to her, "Do you
know what I'm doing now?"

She's like, "Yeah, you gettin' herpes",

"'cause that's why I came here."

Oh shit!

I'm Strango the clown.

See you next time.

Peace

of pussy!

And we out this bitch,

Mic drop!

That year,

I got married.

My first wife,

that didn't go well.

Her children,

was horrible.

They tried to murder old Strango.

Oh they fucked up.

don't run me.

I just want to talk to you, nothin' more.

Come here.

♪ No one else can here you ♪

My second marriage,

That didn't go well either.

I caught her sneaking
around in the garage.

She found my midget clown porn,

that infuriates Strango.

So her ass got it.

You should've listened.

You are
aware of the word game

I'm not possessive,

but I am psycho

And when her son
found out about what I did,

his ass go it too.

It was hammer time

Strango was on a roll.

Wife number three,

she was a Trump supporter.

Her and Strango was constantly at odds.

One day, she tried to poison old Strango,

with a rotten apple.

So I waited.

She came home one day from
one of her Trump rallies,

and we had a nice chat.

Babe are you here?

Hello.

Are you in here?

Shit!

I don't give a fuck,
how much I hurt you.

I would have never
thought about killing you.

I would've never contemplated that shit,

I would've never thought, fuckin' mine.

You wanna kill me?

You wanna fuckin' kill me?

Bitch.

Lord forgive me.

Forgive me.

There's
one thing I wanna know,

paper

Or plastic?

Plastic? Good choice

After I murdered her ,

Strango was in a holiday cheery mood,

so Strango did another standup.

♪ Strango Strango ♪

Strango! Strango!

Strango! Strango!
Strango Strango! Strango!

What the fuck is that?

I'm Strango the mother fuckin' Clown.

Merry Christmas

your mama can
some as saint dickalus.

So you know how we do, how
we start this bitch off

and get my drink a drink on.

To all killers and the 100 dollar billers.

This one,

we gonna do a toast to the ones that

didn't make it through 2019.

The ones that didn't make it to 2020.

To you,

we toast.

I ain't pourin' no liquor for you.

I drink to my self.

This next one,

is for the pedophiles

And the snitches that's sittin' in prison,

and gettin' they asshole blew out.

This is for you.

Guard that booty hole nigga.

♪ Fuck, fuck, fuck you ♪

The good shit. Santa's already fucked up.

I came in and bitch,

Higher than a giraffe ass.

This one

is for

Jesus.

This one is for Satan.

Like I said before,

there was no darkness without a light

and there was no light without darkness?

It's that 90 proof

The good, good.

Damn!

Everybody,

This that Good, good.

I know the alcohol won't
solve most of my problems,

but it's worth a shot.

I was readin' an article

about fathers and sons drinking together,

I remembered the time
I took my daughter out

for her first drink.

Off we went to a local bar,

two blocks away, Christmas Eve.

I got her a Guinness.

She didn't like it, so I drank it.

I got her a Heineken.

She didn't like that
neither, so I drank it.

I got her a Bud Light.

She didn't like it, so I drank that.

Then I figured maybe she liked whiskey,

better than beer, maybe she like it.

So we try some Jamesons.

Nope.

In desperation, I had to
give her some Hennessy.

Best liquor, the good good.

She wouldn't even drink that neither,

she wouldn't even smell it.

What could I do?

I drunk it.

By the time I realized she
just didn't like to drink,

I was so shit faced

I could hardly push
her stroller back home.

One Christmas morning, a boy
wrote to Santa talkin' about,

please send me a sister.

Santa wrote back, "Okay,
send me your mama."

There's a plane going down
over the desert, Christmas eve,

but there are only three
parachutes on board.

There's four passengers, though, on board.

The smartest man in the world,
the best doctor in the world,

an old priest and a young nerd.

The doctor says, "People need
me for my medical skills."

He grabs the pair of first parachute pack

and he jumps.

The smartest in the world, he says

"People need me for my intelligence."

So he grabs a pack and he jumps.

The old priest says, "You know what",

"I've lived a long and happy
life, you take the last 'chute"

The nerd says, "Don't worry about it",

"there's enough 'chutes for both of us.

"The smartest man in the world
took my backpack."

Santa went to the doctors with a problem.

Doc says, "What seems to be the problem?"

Santa says, "I seem to have
an apple pie stuck up my ass."

The doctor says, " Well, you are in luck,

because I've got just the cream for that."

The nurse at the sperm bank asked him

if he'd like a masturbate in the cup,

he says, "Well, I'm pretty good"

"but I don't think I'm
ready to compete just yet."

A man comes home from work, Christmas Eve.

He sat down on his favorite
chair, turn on the TV

and he says to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer"

"before it starts."

She looks at him a little puzzled,

but she brought him a beer anyway,

when he finished it, he said,
"Quick, bring me another one,

"It's about to start."

This time she looked a little angry,

she brought him a beer anyway.

When it was gone he said,
"Quick, another beer,"

"it's gonna start any second."

She stops and says,
"That's it, you bastard.

"You walk in here, flop your fat ass down,

you don't even say hello to me,

"then you expect me to run
around like a fuckin' slave?

"You don't even realize that
I cook and I clean and I wash

and I iron all day in this mother fucker?"

The husband says, "Oh shit,
it's started."

Hoes, hoes, hoes, where's my money.

If you see me smiling,

it's because I'm thinking about

doin' somethin' naughty or evil.

If you see me laughing, it's
because I've already done it.

Nigga.

A mafia's son sits at his desk,

writing a Christmas list to Jesus.

He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus",

"I've been a good boy the whole
year, so I want to know.."

He looks at it,

he crumbles it up and he throws it away.

He gets out a new piece of
paper and he writes again,

"Dear baby Jesus,

"I have been a good boy
for most of the year,"

"so I wanna know.."

He again, crumbles it up
and he throws it away.

He then gets an idea.

He goes into his mother's room,

takes the statue of the Virgin Mary

puts it in the closet
and it locks the door.

He takes another piece
of paper and he writes,

"Dear, baby Jesus, if you ever
wanna see your mother again"

Oh you like that?

Three men die on Christmas
Eve and go to heaven

where they're met by St. Peters.

In order to get in, he tells 'em,

"You must each produce somethin'"

"representative of the holidays."

The first man digs in his pocket

and he pulls out a match and he lights it.

This represents the candle of hope.

Impressed, Peter let's him in.

The second man pulls out a
tangle of keys and shakes 'em.

"These are bells."

He's allowed in too.

So Peter says to the third
man, "What do you have?"

Third man proudly shows
him a pair of red panties.

"What do these got to do
with Christmas?" Peter says.

"They're Carol's."

A pedophile Santa lures a group
of Houston Girl Scouts with,

"Hey girls, would you like
some candy?"

They all agree, then follow
him to the North Pole.

From there, he offers some more candy

and they follow him to his house.

Once again he offers 'em candy,

and they follow him to the living room.

As he leads them up the stairs,

one of the girls looked at
the other one, she says,

"God, I hope we get laid
before we get diabetes."

Two older ladies were
heard chattin' over lunch.

One says to the other,
"So, Harold brought me

"a dozen long stem roses home last night.

"You know what that means?

"I'm gonna be spending all Christmas"

"with my legs in the air"

The other lady ponders this for a moment,

and she finally says, "Why,
don't you have a vase?"

What did a pervert
Santa say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police,
we'll see who comes first."

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback

is sittin' at the traffic light.

And next to him is a kid
on his brand new bike.

The cops says, the kid,
"Nice bike you got there,

did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid say, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year",

"you tell Santa to put a
tail light on that bike."

The cop then gave a kid, $20
bicycle safety violation ticket

And before the cop ride off, the boy says,

"By the way, that's a nice horse you got,"

"did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop
says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well,
next year, you tell Santa"

"to put the dick underneath
the horse, not on top."

Here's a joke to tell your kids,

'cause I'm telling you
all this dirty shit.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over
the Bay, they'd be bagels.

A sweet and innocent young
Italian girl gets married

and the girl's mother lived downstairs.

The girl had never made
love to a man before

and on their wedding night,

when he takes off his shirt,

she goes, running down the stairs,

"Mama, mama, I can't believe it,

he has hair all of his
chest, what should I do?"

The mother's makin' spaghetti sauce,

she stirrin' the sauce
thoughtfully and she says,

"Hair in his chest, he's your husband,"

"it's your weddin' night, go upstairs."

She goes up stairs,

the man takes off his pants.

This sends her running back
downstairs to her mama.

"Mama, mama, he has
hair all over his legs,"

"what should I do?"

The mother stirs the sauce
thoughtfully and says,

"Hair on his legs? He's your husband,"

"it's your weddin' night, go upstairs."

The girl goes back upstairs,

and the man takes off his shoes and socks.

She looks down at him and sees

that half of one of his feet is missin'.

She goes crying back
downstairs to her mama.

"Mama, mama, he's got a foot
and a half, what should I do?"

The mother hands her
daughter the spoon and says,

"A foot and a half,
here you stir the sauce,"

"I'll go upstairs."

I'm Strango the Clown.

Merry Christmas.

Happy New Year's.

Fuck all y'all.

We outta here.

Peace

of pussy.

Mic drop!

Strango! Strango! Strango!

Here's Strango!

I'm bleeding

I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding.

You know how many times
I've heard that shit?

Let's wrap this up.

I'm gon' get ya

I'm gon getcha.

I'm gon' getcha

- Leave me alone
- I ain't got all day

My momma makin' ribs and fish fries

and bitch you knew that
shit be fallin' off the bone

Help!

After my second
performance that night

I caught the coronavirus.

An audience member coughed on me.

I slit his fuckin' throat in the bathroom.

He came from China.

The virus was sweeping the nation.

And for the first time
in my life, I was scared.

I asked myself,

if Corona Virus isn't about beer,

then why do I keep seeing cases of it?

2020 was a horrible year.

The world is at a lock down.

Look at what we've become.

Did you hear the joke about the germ?

Nevermind, I don't wanna spread it around.

And then once again,

Strango, found himself in love.

Do you do stand up with this?

Ta da.

You wouldn't believe the shit I've done

while havin' this nose on.

This time, she hurt
Strango in the worst way.

I didn't wanna kill her,

so instead, I wrote her a letter.

Dear wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you

that I'm leaving you forever.

I've been a good man
to you for seven years,

and I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks, have been pure hell.

Your boss called to tell me
that you quit your job today,

and that was the last straw.

Last week you came home

and didn't even notice
I had a new hair cut.

I cut my shit bald.

I cooked your favorite meal

and even wore a brand
new pair of silk boxers.

You at in two minutes and
went straight to sleep

after you watched all your soap operas.

You don't even tell me
you love me anymore.

You don't want sex or anything

that connects us as a husband and wife.

Either you're cheatin' on me,
or you don't love me anymore.

Whatever the case is, I'm gone.

Your ex-husband, Mr. Del Rio.

Oh, P.S.

don't try to find me.

Your sister, Carla, and I are moving away

to the Caribbeans, together.

Have a great life.

Broke evil ass bitch.

Yeah with
the bottom line as profit,

that's what I'd talk.

Yeah.

No, I'm about to wrap up.

No I got a couple photos I gotta
file then that's about that

No, I'm gonna pick up
that Dom Perignon and..

Nope I got some Hennessy too.

Yeah.

No I'm gonna pick up

the lobster and the shrimp.

And yeah.

No, you're not cookin'.

You are not cookin' Carla.

No, 'cause you fucking can't cook.

Bitch I would rather chew on a condom.

No.

Yeah, I'm gonna pick that up.

Got a letter?

Got a letter from who?

How the fuck?

How did your sister know where we're at?

Are you serious?

Okay,

where's the letter right now?

In the library?

Okay, did you read it?

Okay.

Yeah, yeah. I'll be home in a little bit.

About eight.

Yeah.

Okay.

Bye.

Fuck, what did I do?

This bitch can't cook.

We've been together for a
month and we ain't had sex yet.

What the hell is going on?

I know I made the wrong decision.

I need to go home and deal
with this shit.

What's up Carlos.

Yo, tell your man,

Imma roll over there and
smack the shit out his ass.

The last batch at China
white, that shit was booty.

No, nigga that was garbage.

Yeah, tell him to come correct man.

Tell his grandma to
come down on the prices.

Yeah, I'm headin' home.

All right, yeah, I won't be
coming to the party tonight,

so..

Yeah bitch

Yeah, smoke one for me.

Yeah, all right.

Damn!

Oh that's good.

If
only I had a babe

You did good out here

"The
only thing we have to fear is,

"fear itself".

I need, I gotta get it right

Gotta get it right.

Or not.

Letter.

Letter.

Bullshit.

Some bullshit.

Dear ex-husband.

Nothing has made my day more
than receiving your letter.

It's true, that you and I have
been married for seven years,

although a good man is a far
cry from what you've been.

I watched my soaps so much

because they drown out your
constant whining and griping.

Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice when you
got a haircut last week.

But the first thing that came to mind

was you don't look like Michael Jordan.

Since my mother raised
me not to say anything,

if you can't say something
nice, I didn't comment.

And when
you cooked my favorite meal,

you must have gotten me
confused with my sister

because I stopped eating
pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers,

I turned away from you because

the 49.99 price tag was still on them.

And I prayed it was coincidence

that my sister had just borrowed
$50 from me that morning.

After all of this,

I still loved you and
felt we could work it out.

So when I hit them lotto
for 10 million dollars,

I quit my job and bought
us two tickets to Jamaica.

But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have

the fulfilling life you always wanted.

My lawyer said that the letter you wrote

ensures you won't get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,

your ex wife, Mrs. Del Rio.

Rich as hell and free.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this,

but my sister Carla was born Carl.

I hope that's not a problem.

fuck!

Okay.

One bullet for that bitch.

We might be pressed
here 30 minutes, be seated,

It's start raining in
about 1 minute. Thank you.

Wake up!

What the fuck!

Jesus Christ.

What the hell time is it?

It's eight o'clock in the morning.

Niggas don't get up to about
10, 11, 12, one O'clock.

Shit, you gon' make me shoot your ass.

Go cat fish a nigga, get
the fuck out my room.

You throw another glass

- Take that asshole!
- At my direction

I'll break your goddamn jaw, Carl, Carla.

You need to get the fuck out of my face.

I gotta go deal with your sister.

That's my mother fuckin' money.

Shit, 'cause I'm dealin'
with your mother fuckin' ass

that's why I'm going through all this.

Fuck off!

You need to get the fuck
outta my face right now.

Go run a bath or some shit.

I'll be back in about an hour.

This bitch wanna play games.

I got games for your ass, I
got bullets for your ass bitch.

We gon', we gon', we gon',

yeah, you wanna play some
Russian Roulette bitch?

I got Russian Roulette for your ass.

Try mess with me

I'll deal with this mother fuckers

Turn left
on Chesapeake Avenue, Mylo.

Jazmine says, she's there alone,

we're good to go.

I'll text Stan, give him the go ahead,

he's already at the hotel.

Sharpen your tools Anthony,

we're havin' sausage tonight.

♪ Tell me I'm pretty ♪

♪ Tell me I'm good ♪

♪ Tell me I do the things
a good girl should, yeah ♪

♪ What if it's really ♪

♪ End of my rope ♪

♪ Tell me how you fucked up ♪

♪ Tell me how you fucked up ♪

♪ Get out of my way, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Get out of my way, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Devil's in my way, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Tell me how you fucked up ♪

♪ Tell me how you fucked up ♪

♪ Tell me all the ways you love me ♪

♪ Tell me all the ways you adore me ♪

♪ I'm tearing you apart completely ♪

♪ Then take you in my arms
and start the healing ♪

♪ I feel that I'm your love wreck ♪

♪ I'm still regretting, ♪

♪ I'm sorry, I'm sorry ♪

♪ Tell me I'm pretty ♪

♪ Tell I'm good ♪

♪ Tell me I do the things
a good girl should, yeah ♪

♪ What if it's really ♪

♪ End of my rope ♪

♪ Tell me how you fucked up ♪

♪ Tell me how you fucked up ♪

♪ Get outta my way, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Get outta my way, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Devil's in my way, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Tell me how you fucked up ♪

♪ Tell me how you fucked up ♪

♪ Show me in the way you touch me ♪

♪ Show me you'll be there
when shit gets crazy ♪

♪ I'm taking control, release me ♪

♪ I wanna lose control,
I'm comin', take me ♪

♪ I know better, ♪

♪ I shouldn't go there ♪

♪ Craving danger, ♪

♪ I'm sorry, I'm not sorry no ♪

♪ Tell me I'm pretty ♪

♪ Tell me I'm good ♪

♪ Tell me I do things a
good girl should yeah ♪

♪ What if it's really ♪

♪ End of my rope ♪

♪ Tell me how you fucked up ♪

♪ Tell me how you fucked up ♪

♪ Get outta my way ♪

♪ ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Get outta my way, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Devil's in my way ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Tell me how fucked up ♪

♪ Tell me how you fucked up ♪

Hey Carl,

I mean Carla,

your surgical team's here bitch.

Get your ass over here.

Hold that bitch down.

Is this thing on?

We're about to COVID-19 this bitch.

Can't believe you got
me wearin' a fucking mask

like this is some kind
of sick joke to you.

But it's all right,

We gon' play this game.

An Imma get that money.

Yeah.

If security wasn't downstairs,

I'd have fucking killed
you a long time ago.

But it's all right, I'll play.

I knew money would bring
your greedy ass back.

And while you were out this morning,

we went and visited Carla.

What did you do?

Let's just
say, her procedure is complete.

What..

What the fuck is that?

Oh my God.

What did you do?

You know this
bullet has your name on it.

Want another one?

It's not your brains all over this gun.

I felt this mask is more appropriate

for the story I'm about to tell you.

So you want truth?

Okay.

You and I both know your
mother's a racist piece of shit.

She manipulated us,

and I overheard a conversation
when that bitch said,

"If you ever have a child by that nigga,"

"I would disinherit you from my fortune."

I Overheard that conversation.

I was working as a intern,

at a funeral home a couple of years back.

And when I found out, when your mom died

and they brought the body to me,

Oh my God.

This was like a gift
from baby Jesus.

Dr. Chilson, left early.

He took a lunch break for a half hour,

so he left your mom
alone, on a slab, with me.

I looked down at her,

and I said some things,

I had to get off my chest,

and before I sewed her mouth up shut,

I thought to myself,

this bitch stopped my wife

from having kids, my babies.

Okay.

So before I sewed her mouth up shut,

I took out my dick,

dick, dick, dick, dick

and I put it in her mouth,

and I bust, and I bust
and I bust

I sewed her mouth up shut

And it was kind of funny,

we were at the funeral home, you and I

and you looked down at
the body, and you said,

"Babe, why is this leakage
on the side of her mouth?"

I said, "Oh, cause we didn't
sew it up tight enough."

"It's from her internal organs."

No bitch, that
was my kids escaping.

Yeah, marinate on that.

You are sick,

you know you're gonna die right?

We'll all die.

But I guarantee you you'll go first.

Fuck!

I require
your right ankle Mr. Del Rio.

Such a beautiful black leg,
do you use cocoa butter?

I'm a southern girl, you
know we like that nigga toes.

Code
blue, code blue, code blue

Oh my gosh,
you cryin' like a little bitch

Fuck you bitch.

You're supposed to love me.

Let me
call the wi, wi, wi, wi, wins

You're supposed to be my wife.

I am your wife.

You want my billions and a divorce?

Play the fucking game.

You're fuckin' evil

Are you done whining?

Can I take my turn yet?

♪ That girl with hot board ♪

♪ 360 with the wrist board ♪

Who's your mama.

You a mean person

Are you
sure I didn't marry a tranny?

Al right.

You can't beat me

First, Imma take your
fuckin' money

Then I'll rape your sister

Then I'll face time your father.

Imma tie a barbed wire around
your fuckin' neck

And then imma fuck the shit out your ass

and strangle your ass right in front him.

Hurry up.

Lay on the plan Mr. Dario.

Send security up, this
mother fucker's dead.

Strango was in a coma, for a year.

And when I came out,

the FBI attached my DNA to 27 murders.

That's bulshit, you had
no idea, 48

They threw me in the insane asylum,

'cause Strango went mad.

They performed illegal experiments on me.

I lost my mind,

lost my mind, I lost
my mind, I lost my mind.

Now,

I'm here

Now you know the story of old Strango.

I'm no longer a happy clown.

But

I did meet one woman,

she stole my birdy

So I took the cage, and I
shoved it on her fuckin' head.

And I had
locked that mother fucker

And now she walks around forever

with a bird cage over her
head, looking for love.

♪ You got a cheeky smile ♪

♪ 'cause with me all the while ♪

♪ When you're not around my place ♪

♪ The vision's etched up on my space ♪

♪ It's like you'll never go home ♪

♪ Which is why I wrote this song ♪

♪ To tell you how I really feel ♪

♪ You build my mind ♪

♪ This love is real ♪

♪ And I've ♪

♪ never felt like this before ♪

♪ You got me wanting so much more ♪

♪ You got me going left ♪

♪ You got me going right ♪

♪ You got me comin' up the walls tonight ♪

♪ I never felt like this before ♪

♪ You got me wanting so much more ♪

♪ You got me going left ♪

♪ You got me going right ♪

♪ You got me comin' up the
walls tonight, oh yeah ♪

♪ Ah, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ah, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ah, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ah, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ah, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ah, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ah, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ah, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ah, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ah, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ I do want you ♪

♪ I do love you ♪

♪ I just want to turn you ♪

Hello there

Oh boy

What a life I live

That's a wrap

Welcome to COVID-19

COVID-19, COVID-19

Somebody raped my ear.

Now I got hearing aides

A man says to his wife,
"Bitch tell me somethin'"

"that will make me happy
and sad at the same time."

His wife replies, "You got a
bigger dick than your brother."

What did Cinderella do
when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

A guy walk into a bar, he sees a hot girl,

he walks up to her and says,
"You gettin' laid tonight."

She replies,

"So what, you some kind of
a psychic or something?"

He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."