The Ship of Monsters (1960) - full transcript
Two extraterrestrial women are sent on a mission by the regent of Venus to search for a male of another planet.
This is an atom.
This is the universe.
An atom is infinitely small.
The universe is infinitely large.
However, everything is ruled
by the same laws.
Man has learned to release
the power of the atom
and with it wants to conquer the universe,
but he dreams of leaving
the earth and leaving his seed
on a distant planet,
perhaps with the subconscious desire
of starting a new race,
one that will remain ignorant
of atomic power and warfare.
And that is a planet known to us.
Lets go, on a characteristically
dark night, to Venus.
A night in which they're organizing
the most important planetary flight
in their history.
Gamma, Commander in Chief
of the interplanetary craft.
The last male has died on our planet
due to the atomic scourge.
You will fly to other planets
in search of males to make the most
perfect of them the founder of a new race.
I will bring the most beautful
male specimens to Venus
and the most perfect of them
will sire the new generations of Venus.
And you Beta, foreigner to Venus,
daughter of Ur,
planet of shadows,
you've been assigned as a companion
to Gamma on this heroic quest.
You are the best navigator of your people.
In you we trust.
The elliptical orbits coincide.
You must go.
The Ship of Monsters
The left motor has lost two tons.
Looks like our guests have started a party.
We should be patient with them,
they're males deprived of liberty.
We've kidnapped them,
we can't imagine they'd be happy about it.
- The left motor!
- I told you.
Freeze the males.
It's necessary to make an
emergency landing on the nearest planet.
I don't recognize that planet.
It's Antarssis 135-sub-2,
planetoid of the 4th order.
How do you know?
Before the men of my planet
disappeared because of the atomic war
they left all their knowledge
in my electronic brain.
They planned on exploring
that planetoid, then later
decided it was not worth it.
It is inhabited by beings
that seem to be intelligent,
but they do not know what they
want and enjoy destroying each other.
It has an atmosphere!
Dense, comprised primarily of oxygen.
The friction could set our craft on fire!
Brakes!
Emergency cooling!
We're entering the atmosphere.
The temperature has tripled.
I hope the structure will hold...
A wishing star!
Lets make a wish! I hope for a pretty girl,
but one who loves me.
To the star that crosses the firmament
I ask you to give me a divine love
to get me off the road,
on the back of a horse,
looking but not finding,
someone for my affections.
I want her to be not
too fat and not too skinny
just make sure she's full of life!
the say around here that I'm a bad guy
they swear it by judge and jury
they say I'm a crook and
a liar and I chicken out in the end
but know that it's not true,
my horse'll tell you I never lie
What's going on, man's best friend
and you're dumping me on my head?
Good thing we're alone,
if you had said that in front of anyone
else I'd have to plant my boot in you.
To the star that crosses the firmanent
I ask you to give me a divine love
a divine love
Breathable atmosphere,
normal temperature.
- Odd vegetation.
- Yes.
Let's explore while Torr finds the problem.
Liar, man, liar!
Hey, don't start raising false accusations!
If I'm lying may the ground open
swallow me up, along with all of you!
Well, just Tero then.
I swear what I'm saying is true!
It was by the big lumber yard,
two bandits popped up
behind me and bam! They fired a shot.
Well, I heard the sound
of the bullet two times.
First when the bullet passed me,
and then when I passed the bullet.
The only thing I could think
was that I only had one shot in my gun.
And what'd they do? They kill you?
Well, even dead and all
I would've let you know, I'm reliable.
Well, I pulled out my gun
and my knife, put the knife in
the very center of the barrel,
I fired a shot,
the bullet split in two, and bam,
right between the eyebrows.
Both of em?
Well, one flinched a lil
and I got him in the eye.
You should've seen how he cried,
and since he only
had one eye it was more
of a trickle than tears.
And that wasn't all, with all the noise
from the bullets the dinosaurs woke up!
Now you're just talking gibberish.
When have you seen dinosaurs in Chihuaha?
Go to the big lumber yard
just as the sun comes up,
near the north side and you'll see,
its infested.
Infested with dinosaurs!
Well, small dinosaurs, not too
much grass to eat near there.
But fine dinosaurs, boneless,
wonderful plumage.
There I was, in a crowd of dinosaurs,
all crowded up very friendly-like
and there was a 16 point stag
with black hair and blue eyes!
A black haired deer?
Bear.
Didn't you say it was a deer?
Just let me tell the story.
Anyway, I approach the bear-
With blue eyes.
French bear.
I pointed, got closer-
With what weapon?
With a stick!
You're telling me that
you attacked him with a stick?
No, the stick was to move the branches.
See, you move the branch
and there's the bear.
But don't run, get close to him,
eye to eye, breath to breath,
and once you're close,
throw crap in his eyes.
And where would I get it?
At that point you'd
be swimming in it Ruberto.
Anyway, so there was this 16 point stag-
The bear.
The deer dummy.
I got my. 30 carbine-
Didn't you say you were
weaponless Laureano?
Let me tell the story Ruberto.
I aimed and at 1000 meters I got him
in the hoof, the wrist and the ear!
And how'd you manage that?
I got him while he was scratching.
I'm sick of this, you're just a liar!
I bet you don't even know how
to draw your gun!
Know what? I'll even let you draw first?
Hey man, wait! Both of us together.
He's cheating!
However you want it.
Heart or head?
Don't shoot man, don't shoot!
Don't get so puffed up Ruberto,
it doesn't become you.
Even less now that you're losing weight.
I mean, c'mon, you're just a whistle,
a sigh, a wisp.
You're dehydrated even.
Anyway, don't take it like that,
lets have a drink like friends.
It's cuz you're always making
up stories man.
Get us a drink!
Let me see-
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
So how many drinks have I had?
Five.
Man, I can only handle 4, at 5 I'm over-
drawn, I'll be seeing real dinosaurs soon.
What do you mean, real?
The other ones weren't?
I mean, dinsosaurs with bones.
Those are the kind that'll eat you.
Anyway, time for me to get going,
I'll drop by some other time.
A human being!
Like us!
The kind that no longer exist...
Over there maybe.
Hey hey, you cowardly animal,
it's not like you saw-
Wow...
Looks like you screwed up star,
I only asked for one.
What am I supposed to do with two?
ooo, ooo, uh, no
Eenie meenie miney moe.
Why don't you speak to me in spanish?
Are we on Antarssis 135-sub-2?
Antarssis 135-sub-2? Nah,
I think that's a cotton camp
over near Torreon, now you're in Chihuhua,
Mexican Republic.
Mexico?
Mexico, Mexico, Mexico.
Mexico, Land of God.
And in Chi-
Mexico: Semi-tropical country situated
between the north and central meridians.
For all they've tried the Mexicans
haven't been able to destroy it.
Races: White mixed with Indian.
Area: 2 million square kilometers.
Population 30 million, people are
hospitable and gracious, but hot-blooded.
huahua, where the people are fine
and valiant, with big hearts.
Room enough for all the ladies.
And all the men are like you?
Well, what should I say?
Well, the rest of em can
take care of themselves.
I have to say that I'm of the finest stock.
Well, what street are you looking for?
What town are you from?
Or are you with a circus?
Circus?
And wh-
Circus: A popular human diversion.
Men and animals interact here.
Animals do human jobs
and humans do animal jobs.
Like so.
ere is it at?
The tents should be here soon.
Goodbye and thanks for everything.
Now wait, hold on, don't flake out on me,
why you going so soon?
We can't stay.
What do you mean-
What's going on?
Man, now I'm tellin lies
to myself looks like, and in bulk!
Laureano, you have to admit
you have good taste.
The males are in hibernation.
When will they be in condition
to begin the return trip?
Before the next solar cycle.
The robot captured on Palis, the
dead planet, is making the repairs.
He's incredibly able.
Good. Take care of the males.
I should inform you that on this planet
there are males very similar
to our species.
Capture the most beautiful
one bring him back.
We've located him, when the craft
is ready we'll trap him.
Understood, good luck.
The radiation is increasing.
Take him away Torr.
He's a male, a strange and terrible one,
but a male nontheless.
We've kidnapped him and
we shouldn't victimize him further.
Very well. You're the leader.
We'll put them in a secure site while
the repairs are finished.
So what's going on Lolobrijida, what's new?
What? Speak up,
I'm feeling a lil off today.
What? You wanna sleep in the house?
Nope, you're sleeping
in the barn tonight, cuz tomorrow
I want cold milk and alot of it,
you've been dry lately.
Well, it hurts my heart to tell you,
but if I don't, who will?
They'll be safe here
until the ship is ready for takeoff.
It'll be a good hiding place.
Torr? I need to speak to them.
Unfreeze them.
Uk, enough!
Men of the planets, I ask you to hear me.
The craft that was taking us
to Venus has suffered an accident,
but soon we will be ready
to resume the voyage.
We don't want to go to Venus.
We're free men of the galaxy,
we demand our liberty!
I follow the orders of the Council.
You are Venus' guests. I'm sorry.
Guests? Prisoners, you mean.
You've had the nerve
to kidnap us and freeze us.
I am Tawal, Prince of Mars,
and I shall never forgive you.
Me Uk, me King Fire planet! Me free!
I am Crassus of the Red Planet
and I will devour your
entrails by the light
of Utare and its 7 moons.
You don't have the right
to take our freedom.
You can't control the atom.
My race lost their material form
but we lived on regardless.
Our visage as well as
our power is terrible.
Give us our liberty
and none shall harm you.
On Venus you shall be free and happy.
Now!
Torr? You must hurry with the repairs.
And now to our most agreeable prey.
Huh, what's this?
Weren't you figments of my imagination?
Pardon us, can you tell us
how to get to town?
You want to get to St. Ignacio
the Greater or the Lesser?
I don't know, wherever there's lodging.
Well, in St. Ignacio the Greater
there are no hotels and in
St. Ignacio the Lesser
there aren't even hostels.
In neither.
Well, we have to find something
while the rest of the circus shows up.
Circus?
Yes, the best in the world.
Well, come in to this poor and modest home.
One side you, come in, come in.
Well, let me introduce myself.
Laureano Atrevi?o Gomez,
son of Old Laureano
who married Mother Dubijes
when I was about to be born.
And with whom do
I have the honor of speaking?
And you live here?
Well, just my brother Chuy and I,
say hello Chuy, don't be a bumpkin.
Chuy Trevi?o Gomez.
Are there animals?
Yes, they'll arrive in 2 or 3 days.
They'll arrive with the tents.
That's terrible!
Where will you be staying until then?
Well, that's the problem,
we still don't have lodgings.
Well, if you want to stay here, though
there being two men rumors will spread
well, let me talk, better than
sleeping in the woods, right?
I mean, with the cold and all,
you might get rheumatitis, and
that'd be a shame with
such a pretty walk and all.
So...will you stay?
We'll stay!
You don't know how grateful
we are for you letting us stay here.
No reason to be grateful, to the contrary!
I might be able to offer
the comodities that you're used to.
Well, that's no reason to worry, we have
a friend that will take care of everything.
Damn, well...I don't think I have
a bed or cot for your friend...
Let me call him.
Huh, so is that a telephone or something?
Holy-!
Here's our friend.
That's him?
He's a robot.
He's the star of our circus.
A robot?!
Well, it's gonna be real hard to feed him,
we don't have a gas pump.
He doesn't eat, you wind him up.
Hey hey, what you got against my brother,
pick on someone your own size!
I said someone your own size!
Hey hey, you touch him and I'll wreck you!
He's not going to do anything to him,
he likes children.
Raw or cooked?
To play with.
Huh, so he's a singer?
Doesn't look it, got a cold face.
I'm starting to think maybe
this is a lady robot.
You're quite charming.
And you, are you single, married, what?
Don't tell me you swing the other way...
Single? Married? What's that?
No way, you mean to tell me they
don't get married where you're from?
Honestly, we don't understand you.
It's the simplest thing, a person gets
married when theres love.
Love?
Now you're gonna tell me
you don't know what love is?
You're pullin my-
Torr, you who know everything,
tell me: what is love?
Love: That word is not registered.
The people of my planet did not know it.
Perhaps that is why they disappeared.
Ask him.
I order to you to tell me
what love is when you wake up.
leg. But to show you you're
not getting to me I'll explain.
Talking about love is always interesting.
And once in a while it leads to other
things, if ya know what I mean.
Let's just put a 20
in the juke to set the mood.
Hey Chuy! Where's that 20 with the string?
The one you can yank back?
How should I know? Why dont you use
a real one and stop being so cheap?
Me, cheap? What'd you do with
the 20 I gave you last month?
Bet you spent it along with the one
with the string and you didn't
even give me the string back.
Well, hurts my heart a bit, but here goes.
Now the explanation.
If your lips ask me
the definition of love
my words tumble and
can't spell out passion's flame
Well, it's not gonna be eloquent,
but pay attention anyway.
and love is always between two,
because with more
its just a fling and perdition.
If there's a girl
with her hands in the cookie jar
thinking she's so clever
and flitting hither and thither
what does she know of passion?
It's kind of like how when you
and I met and we hit it right off.
Well, maybe not from there to here,
but from here to there for sure.
And then one talks to the other
and asks "Why don't you take me seriously?
This is serious" and thats how it starts.
and love is always between two,
because between three,
well now, thats just french
Well, in France they fix things very
prettily, kisses everywhere,
not here, its always bullets.
Not that I'm afraid of bullets though,
I'm just afraid of the holes they make.
to the church with expectancy
to the altar with fantasies
we tell the preacher
that we're gonna get married
he gives us his blessing.
And then?
Well, then, uh, well, uh,
there's the wedding night..
Chuy, cover your ears!
Well, uh, then comes the kids,
some look like, me, some like you,
well, not specifically you, uh,
you know, what do you think?
And for that you have to
see someone to get permission?
Well, you can do it
without permission, it's
just sort of frowned
upon around these parts.
And how does this desire
between two people manifest itself?
I imagine that to ask for permission
it has to be worth it...
Of course! It all begins with a look,
and then one gets closer...
Chuy! Go see if the pig gave birth!
The one who's gonna
give birth ain't the pig!
Where were we?
When he gets closer.
Ah, the good spot.
Well, one gets closer...
Interesting discovery.
Lady, control yourself!
That sort of thing is given, not taken!
I like this man!
I ask for permission to keep him.
I don't have the authorization to do that.
We have to take him to Venus
and let the Council decide.
But we could take others. This one's mine.
Beta, didn't you listen? Love is
voluntary here, no one grant it but him.
He'll be mine anyway,
there's no way you can stop me.
Go to the ship, we'll discuss it there.
You have no right!
That's an order!
Don't take it badly...what happened?
What happened to the lady that was here?
She had to go, we have to
prepare for the circus' arrival.
Man, I did'nt even notice,
I'm really out of it.
I'm gone gone gone...where were we?
In one of your rites to show feelings.
Look eye to eye, feeling a strange feeling.
That's not a rite, that's a kiss.
A kiss?
Why don't you leave the circus life?
One can only do so many flips
before the trapeze breaks
and you know it'll hurt both you and me.
I'm saying we could get together,
get married, and you know what?
If you accept I'll even let that robot into
my home, though can't say I like him much.
Do you accept? Yes?
What do you say?
I can't answer how I'd like.
Do you love another?
That's not it.
It's...I don't know...
I have an obligation
to fulfill and I mustn't fail!
Give me some hope.
I promise you'll get a solid answer soon.
Torr, let's go.
Oh baby, what lovely bulbs you have.
So her name's Lolobrijida?
Lolobrijida.
And she's a cow?
Well, of course.
And she creates sustenance?
uh..
What a marvellous animal!
Quiet down, she's a real flighty animal,
it'll go to her head.
You gotta use reverse psychology,
smack her self esteem.
She's a dry cow, doesn't give milk.
Makes me angry.
Let's go Torr.
So we'll meet tonight?
Without a doubt.
Thanks Tractorr.
When can we leave?
In the morning.
Torr?
You couldn't understand
because you don't have feelings,
but I should be happy to go back home.
However...
Gamma calling Beta, attention Beta.
Repairs complete, fuel being
generated in the auxillary tanks.
Load the men as soon as Beta returns.
I'll kidnap Laureano in the meantime.
Gamma calling Beta.
Beta, return to the ship
or I'll have to punish you!
Beta! You...! It can't be!
Beta! Don't do it!
Don't condemn yourself Beta!
Torr, bring Beta.
No! No, I don't want to go!
Drinking human blood is the
worst crime in the galaxies.
You know the punishment.
Beta shall be disintergrated
before the morning.
I beg you for clemency.
The wellbeing of the universe
comes before pity.
Obey Gamma.
The order shall be carried out.
Come back immediately.
What's this about?
Why have you dragged me back like this?
I saw your crime
and I informed the Council.
And what was decided?
You'll be disintergrated before morning.
You can't do that! We're like sisters...
You know I must obey.
Very well. I only ask one thing.
Do it right now.
Now?
Yes, don't prolong this the inevitable.
Please.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Yes, I'm ready.
Give me that, let go!
Now you will only obey me.
At last! I will make
my ancestors dream a reality!
Vampire race, dwellers in
the shadows, Uranites!
At last the blood
of the earth shall be ours!
Males of the galaxy, listen to me!
You've been tricked!
Gamma is leading you to death!
Why?
The men of Earth have already been chosen.
Thus you will die, since they can
neither return you or let you live.
Then we shall die fighting!
Wait Uk, I don't want you to die.
I believe you.
You could have just killed me now.
I too have been sentenced to death
on Venus, and I don't want to die.
I want to save myself along with you.
How and why?
Because I need your help
to dominate this weak, beautiful planet.
I want to set you free on the Earth!
Kill! Destroy!
Make mankind go mad with terror!
And then, we shall dictate our conditions.
The entire planet shall be ours!
What do you say?
Uk, yes!
And you?
Yesssss.
And you?
We'll trust and obey you.
I know you'll find
the children to your liking.
Go!
And you? Women. Go!
The animals shall be yours.
Go and kill them!
And you?
You and I know that human blood,
warm, acrid and flowing,
fills us with life.
You are an admirable woman,
one worthy of being Princess of Mars.
Why not? You're intelligent and capable.
You're ugly. You lack the
red beauty of the women of Mars.
Let's go, we have much to do.
But you are admirable.
Did ya hear?
Sounded like a train, huh?
But it hasn't come through
here for three years.
Maybe the circus has gotten to town.
Yeah, that must be it.
Huh, whats this now,
was there a cyclone or something?
Must've been some damned
strong wind, knocking over doors and all.
Hey Lolobrijida, still as dry as ever?
Let's say goodnight
Look!
Lolobrijida, you took me too seriously!
I was talking about milk when
I was you were dry, not meat.
Who's the funny guy who tore her apart?
And why are you crying man,
tell me who it was!
How should I know?
Well, yeah, you were with me.
I left here alive and well
and they didn't even leave her tail.
Bring me a lamp! This won't end here!
Yeah, demon dogs, you must be very happy,
they left lots of bones for you!
And they left me without Lolobrija.
There we go, you left a trail!
The bastard who killed
my cow looks like he's barefoot.
I'd say his feet are too big
to be from around here.
No problem, I'll follow him anyway.
Should I come along?
No, you stay here and tell Gamma
when she gets here that I won't be long.
Keep watch.
Which way?
Every way.
Poor Lolobrijida, had a good
appetite right to the end.
Look up every once in a while.
What for?
So you don't twist yourself around.
Looks like he jumped here.
Did he fly? Nah, he's too big,
no way he could fly.
Looks like this is his spot though,
he's bound to come back.
Damn peel eyed owl!
Go scare people somewhere else!
I don't have time for you?
Could he be a kangaroo?
Nah, there's no pouch trail...
Again owl? Get out of here man!
Where were we?
Trail ends here...
Damn, looks like he wants a fight now.
Who's there?
Who's that shouting over there?
Oh brother, you're an ugly one, looks
like they carved you out with a hatchet.
Anyway, don't try to scare me, you
should've the fright this owl just gave me.
I was sitting right here and-wait,
who are you brother?
Hey now, that game's too rough,
who's gonna pay for that horse?
Finally noticed, huh? Stop screwing
around and get rid of that mask or hood.
You know, I'm starting to
think you're not friendly.
Now you'll see what it's like
to have me as an enemy.
Here's a warning shot!
Well, you asked for it.
So bullets don't do a thing?
Hand to hand then animal!
This is an uneven fight...
Who are you?
Why do you wanna fight?
See, talking is the way
people understand each other.
Let's have a lil conversation. Who are you?
Ruberto? Rigo Perez?
I forgive you killing my horse!
But who are you man?
Well if you wanna scare
me this bad I better oblige you.
Holy..
Bunch of rebels without
causes around here...
Hey now, don't gang up!
Into that log, c'mon hands and feet!
St. George bless me and protect me!
Who could those costumed thugs be?
They'll see, the time for
arguing is over Laureano!
Outta my way!
Gimme a beer with a lil something
to soothe the nerves.
This ain't a boutique Laureano.
You set down the beer
and the tequila and I'll mix it myself!
What's up? Looks like
you saw the devil himself.
Where's Ruberto? Ruberto! Where's he at?
Hey now, you're hurting my ears man.
Ruberto, you got work out here that'll
last you all your whole time as sherrif
and if you manage to pull it off you
could expect to become local magistrate!
What, your bandits back?
Nah, I can handle bandits,
it's monsters, big big monsters!
And what monsters Ruberto!
C'mon, have another drink
and quit yanking my chain.
Listen to me or I'll think
you're chickening out.
There was 4 of em, one with only
one eye, but very watchful,
marked everything.
Always open, always open!
Hey now, how could that be?
Ruberto, remember Rosa,
that girlfriend you had?
Deep set eyes, heavy eyelids, her eyes
never shut even when she was asleep?
Just like that, but more
in the middle and spiky!
No way, what else?
He had eagle feet and went-
Like a lion, really! Like a lion!
Sure, and he had scales like a fish.
You saw him too?
Sure man! My house is full of those things,
I smack em around with my shoes.
Believe me this time,
really this time, believe me.
Sure, why not? I believe you're full of it!
You don't believe me either?
Don't believe me?
No one believes me!
I swear that the monsters are just outside!
We gotta finish em off
or the devil'll take us!
Bring him to me.
Calm down Uk, he's not yours! Go!
Go.
This night we'll destroy
the nearest settlement.
I want to unlease
a wave of death and terror.
Afterwards we'll fly
to all the settlements.
The Earthlings will have to choose between
being our slaves or perishing!
I like you more and more.
I admire you and am
proud to be by your side.
No Uk, down!
Leave her Uk, don't touch her!
Leave her I say.
Calm down, we shouldn't
fight amongst ourselves.
Now we have more important things to do.
Kickin up dustclouds, gonna get a lil drink
I come to town to tell my story
with his eye wide open
even above his eyebrow
I saw animals that don't belong
neither here or in Texas
You know how they're always braggin
they got the biggest stuff in Texas?
Shut up, if they saw that animal they'd
fall right to the ground outta fright.
They were like some kind of juiced up
steroid filled monkey on pro-vitamins.
I told Ruberto.
And what'd Ruberto say?
Oh Laureano, you're drunk, buck up lad
if you saw what you saw,
dont you chicken out if you're a man
That's just what he said?
So you're afraid?
'Course I am! They're not make believe,
they're flesh and bone, solid bone!
Venomous spikes on that bone, and an ugly
face to boot, who'd wanna fight that?
I'll help you!
Don't help me, that way
you won't bother me.
So now tragedy's door is open
and I know I'll be fighting til I die
though I feel bad for Ruberto
cuz I know he'll die first
followed by his city council
Well, there we go.
Better if you head home cuz
these days I got a monster magnet
so strong that everywhere
I go I run into them.
But I see one of em already!
That's nice, now head home, you're wasted.
But I see him, look! Look, he's lovely!
Let me introduce you to Tractorr.
Where am I?
I got frozen stiff as a
statue but I didn't see my
life flash before my eyes
so I guess I'm not dead.
Who gave me a mickey?
You are my prisoner.
Your prisoner? Wow, I must've
given off the wrong impression,
I always had eyes for you,
so why the sudden change?
Things haven't changed.
This was always my plan,
to do with you as I please.
Well, uh, would I be wrong
in saying that these things
aren't about what just one person wants?
They both have to want to.
And me, well, I don't like you in that way,
I mean, I like you, but as a sister in law.
If you want we could go tell-
Hey, where'd you bring me?
To our interplanetary craft.
Interplanetary?
Oh boy.
So you're from another world?
From a distant star?
From Venus.
Venusians? I thought you were
white girls or something.
Look, you have a really
heavy stare. I can feel it going
right through my eyes and whacking
me in the back of the head.
Cut it out or I'm gonna go home.
Don't be dumb.
Soon the entire planet
shall be in my power and
maybe you'll have the fortune
to share it with me.
I will be a queen.
You wanna make me a king?
Well, it could be of
hearts, spades or jacks,
not diamonds, don't like those.
Come Hey, cmon, don't do that.
Remember I'm taken.
Don't tell me you're gonna
cause problems already.
I'll give you time to think it over alone.
Torr!
There we go, the Tractorr's here!
I know what he's up to now though.
Knock me out again and-
Laureano!
Gamma!
Where am I? Huh...jail?
And why are you here?
Laureano, you're going to hear
unbelievable things, but they're true.
Tell me.
Laureano, I'm not from this world.
Yes, I was thinking that exact same thing,
you fell from the heavens, right?
Yes, that's right.
Exactly, because you're an angel.
I'm telling you, I'm not from here.
I'm from another world!
The craft is under Beta's control.
She has the command belt in her posession,
We can't do a thing without it.
The belt of command, is that
the thing around her shoulder?
I can get that away from her,
wouldn't be the first thing I snatch.
I want you to help me.
I don't know if I could.
Don't be dumb, it'll be worth your while.
Obey me or I'll destroy your town!
Nah, you can't.
No?
What, she's serious?
It has immense power.
Don't push the button,
don't push the button!
Hold on, sometimes love is
at first sight and sometimes it
takes a while to build, I've always
been a bit slow about it. Wait a bit?
Well, let's get out of here then,
there's too many nuisances here.
Beat it, they'll grab you!
What?
Uh, grab on to my arm so you don't fall.
Stop men of the galaxies!
This man is our hostage.
He will remain here while
I interrogate him. Come.
Well, we fighting or loving or what?
Now you will tell me what you told Gamma.
Well, I don't really
feel like it right now.
No? Well, I'll just make
the planet disappear then!
Wait, don't be so hotheaded kitten,
that's how someone says
they don't want to when they do,
it's reverse psychology.
Well, go on then.
Well, love begins with a look-
No, not like that, you have to sing it.
Who would feel like singing with
a gun jammed against his ribs?
You put the gun down, I'll put my
hat down, we'll be nice and even.
Well, in the end I have the control belt.
So that's the control belt?
Yes, now get to singing!
So that's really it, huh?
Ok, listen up.
You, me, the moon, the sun
her, him, the rose, the carnation
spring, the wait, summer, a touch
autumn, a rebirth, winter is like hell.
that is love
yes sir
who says it's not?
you'll see that's how love is,
you'll see that it's so
spring has good thing's for love,
you'll see that it's so
in autumn, don't trust
in love too much my heart
in winter, the best, I think, is to begin
you, I, the moon, the sun
her, him, the rose, the carnation
spring, the wait, summer, a touch
Believe me, it was with good intentions!
autumn, a rebirth, winter is like hell.
that is love
yes sir
who says it's not?
you'll see that's how love is,
you'll see that it's so
spring has good thing's for love,
you'll see that it's so
in autumn, don't trust
in love too much my heart
in winter, the best, I think, is to give up
Give me that! Give it to me!
Get him!
Now how do I get this damn thing open?
What button do I push to stop all of this?
Hey! Tell me!
Throw me a bone here!
This thing is taking off...hello,
command? command?
Why's everything bouncing around like this?
Looks like this thing is outta control!
You're finally here brother!
Laureano!
Gamma!
Take the control box
and see if you can stop all this.
There, it's done,
now we can fix everything.
So time to head back to Chihuahua!
Or what, not yet?
Not yet, but almost.
And now?
I have to complete my mission
and return to my people
To Venus?
You can't go and just leave me here.
- Why not?
- Well because-
Chuy, go outside and see if it's raining.
It's not raining.
Well, something's gonna rain
on you if you stay here.
Rain, right, you just wanna see
if she wants to become my sister in law.
Listen to your older brother
like I've taught you!
Hey sister in law, push those
buttons so he'll come play with me.
You can't go and leave me here Gamma.
But-
There's no buts about it.
I want you truly and forever.
To want? What's that?
Well, it's hard to explain, but, it's this.
It feels unique.
That's why you should stay,
I mean, that's why haven't you found
this kind of thing on other planets?
Because it's unique.
You told Beta the same thing.
But it wasn't love there,
those were tricks. How else was
I supposed to get the control belt?
Beta! The loose males!
They'll tear everything apart! Let's go!
I'm scared.
We're in danger Laureano.
We have to fight.
If it came between me
dying or the town dying...
well, hopefully no one needs to die,
death is ugly.
Anyway, it doesn't matter,
I have someone to cry over me.
You think they're there?
I believe so.
The entrance is nasty looking,
wonder how we'll get out this.
Hold on, don't get ahead of me.
I'll go in.
I'll come with you.
I'll be right back.
On this planet the male takes charge.
Shoot them. You'll have
to finish them all off.
Well, no way around it, gonna take em out.
No, careful, his fangs are venomous!
Try to get him to poison himself!
I'll call Torr for help!
So is it a horse?
Bring it on then!
Let go, let go, fight like a man!
Careful!
Careful Gamma,
a vulture's heading your way!
You're gonna die from your own poison.
Bad idea to have hollow fangs.
Where is Laureano?
Laureano?
Get me out of here!
Help me!
Wow, he ate him!
Now you're jumping to conclusions,
he didn't eat me, just covered me.
Where are they?
C'mon, lets get out of here
before the rest show up.
They're all finished.
All of em?
Well, I should go bring Ruberto
and show him that they were all here.
Well, maybe I shouldn't go.
If they don't believe my well crafted lies
they're gonna believe
these ugly truths even less.
But anyway, we took em all out!
And just so there's no loose ends...
ver here Tractorr.
Here we go, a lil flame.
I have failed, Regent of Venus.
How is that?
Torr the robot has all the events recorded.
He shall take the craft to Venus.
What's the meaning of this?
Just like you heard regent-lady.
Venus should solve its own problems
and leave the Earth in peace.
The Earthlings are good people
and are happy here.
Besides, they know love.
The robot will let you know about that.
It's the most lovely thing
in the galaxy and the universe.
I'm staying here.
You can't do that!
I'm sorry. Goodbye.
I knew you were world class!
Thank you star, you gave me
more than I asked for.
And now...
Don't complain Laureano.
Well, not complaining at all...
The End
This is the universe.
An atom is infinitely small.
The universe is infinitely large.
However, everything is ruled
by the same laws.
Man has learned to release
the power of the atom
and with it wants to conquer the universe,
but he dreams of leaving
the earth and leaving his seed
on a distant planet,
perhaps with the subconscious desire
of starting a new race,
one that will remain ignorant
of atomic power and warfare.
And that is a planet known to us.
Lets go, on a characteristically
dark night, to Venus.
A night in which they're organizing
the most important planetary flight
in their history.
Gamma, Commander in Chief
of the interplanetary craft.
The last male has died on our planet
due to the atomic scourge.
You will fly to other planets
in search of males to make the most
perfect of them the founder of a new race.
I will bring the most beautful
male specimens to Venus
and the most perfect of them
will sire the new generations of Venus.
And you Beta, foreigner to Venus,
daughter of Ur,
planet of shadows,
you've been assigned as a companion
to Gamma on this heroic quest.
You are the best navigator of your people.
In you we trust.
The elliptical orbits coincide.
You must go.
The Ship of Monsters
The left motor has lost two tons.
Looks like our guests have started a party.
We should be patient with them,
they're males deprived of liberty.
We've kidnapped them,
we can't imagine they'd be happy about it.
- The left motor!
- I told you.
Freeze the males.
It's necessary to make an
emergency landing on the nearest planet.
I don't recognize that planet.
It's Antarssis 135-sub-2,
planetoid of the 4th order.
How do you know?
Before the men of my planet
disappeared because of the atomic war
they left all their knowledge
in my electronic brain.
They planned on exploring
that planetoid, then later
decided it was not worth it.
It is inhabited by beings
that seem to be intelligent,
but they do not know what they
want and enjoy destroying each other.
It has an atmosphere!
Dense, comprised primarily of oxygen.
The friction could set our craft on fire!
Brakes!
Emergency cooling!
We're entering the atmosphere.
The temperature has tripled.
I hope the structure will hold...
A wishing star!
Lets make a wish! I hope for a pretty girl,
but one who loves me.
To the star that crosses the firmament
I ask you to give me a divine love
to get me off the road,
on the back of a horse,
looking but not finding,
someone for my affections.
I want her to be not
too fat and not too skinny
just make sure she's full of life!
the say around here that I'm a bad guy
they swear it by judge and jury
they say I'm a crook and
a liar and I chicken out in the end
but know that it's not true,
my horse'll tell you I never lie
What's going on, man's best friend
and you're dumping me on my head?
Good thing we're alone,
if you had said that in front of anyone
else I'd have to plant my boot in you.
To the star that crosses the firmanent
I ask you to give me a divine love
a divine love
Breathable atmosphere,
normal temperature.
- Odd vegetation.
- Yes.
Let's explore while Torr finds the problem.
Liar, man, liar!
Hey, don't start raising false accusations!
If I'm lying may the ground open
swallow me up, along with all of you!
Well, just Tero then.
I swear what I'm saying is true!
It was by the big lumber yard,
two bandits popped up
behind me and bam! They fired a shot.
Well, I heard the sound
of the bullet two times.
First when the bullet passed me,
and then when I passed the bullet.
The only thing I could think
was that I only had one shot in my gun.
And what'd they do? They kill you?
Well, even dead and all
I would've let you know, I'm reliable.
Well, I pulled out my gun
and my knife, put the knife in
the very center of the barrel,
I fired a shot,
the bullet split in two, and bam,
right between the eyebrows.
Both of em?
Well, one flinched a lil
and I got him in the eye.
You should've seen how he cried,
and since he only
had one eye it was more
of a trickle than tears.
And that wasn't all, with all the noise
from the bullets the dinosaurs woke up!
Now you're just talking gibberish.
When have you seen dinosaurs in Chihuaha?
Go to the big lumber yard
just as the sun comes up,
near the north side and you'll see,
its infested.
Infested with dinosaurs!
Well, small dinosaurs, not too
much grass to eat near there.
But fine dinosaurs, boneless,
wonderful plumage.
There I was, in a crowd of dinosaurs,
all crowded up very friendly-like
and there was a 16 point stag
with black hair and blue eyes!
A black haired deer?
Bear.
Didn't you say it was a deer?
Just let me tell the story.
Anyway, I approach the bear-
With blue eyes.
French bear.
I pointed, got closer-
With what weapon?
With a stick!
You're telling me that
you attacked him with a stick?
No, the stick was to move the branches.
See, you move the branch
and there's the bear.
But don't run, get close to him,
eye to eye, breath to breath,
and once you're close,
throw crap in his eyes.
And where would I get it?
At that point you'd
be swimming in it Ruberto.
Anyway, so there was this 16 point stag-
The bear.
The deer dummy.
I got my. 30 carbine-
Didn't you say you were
weaponless Laureano?
Let me tell the story Ruberto.
I aimed and at 1000 meters I got him
in the hoof, the wrist and the ear!
And how'd you manage that?
I got him while he was scratching.
I'm sick of this, you're just a liar!
I bet you don't even know how
to draw your gun!
Know what? I'll even let you draw first?
Hey man, wait! Both of us together.
He's cheating!
However you want it.
Heart or head?
Don't shoot man, don't shoot!
Don't get so puffed up Ruberto,
it doesn't become you.
Even less now that you're losing weight.
I mean, c'mon, you're just a whistle,
a sigh, a wisp.
You're dehydrated even.
Anyway, don't take it like that,
lets have a drink like friends.
It's cuz you're always making
up stories man.
Get us a drink!
Let me see-
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
So how many drinks have I had?
Five.
Man, I can only handle 4, at 5 I'm over-
drawn, I'll be seeing real dinosaurs soon.
What do you mean, real?
The other ones weren't?
I mean, dinsosaurs with bones.
Those are the kind that'll eat you.
Anyway, time for me to get going,
I'll drop by some other time.
A human being!
Like us!
The kind that no longer exist...
Over there maybe.
Hey hey, you cowardly animal,
it's not like you saw-
Wow...
Looks like you screwed up star,
I only asked for one.
What am I supposed to do with two?
ooo, ooo, uh, no
Eenie meenie miney moe.
Why don't you speak to me in spanish?
Are we on Antarssis 135-sub-2?
Antarssis 135-sub-2? Nah,
I think that's a cotton camp
over near Torreon, now you're in Chihuhua,
Mexican Republic.
Mexico?
Mexico, Mexico, Mexico.
Mexico, Land of God.
And in Chi-
Mexico: Semi-tropical country situated
between the north and central meridians.
For all they've tried the Mexicans
haven't been able to destroy it.
Races: White mixed with Indian.
Area: 2 million square kilometers.
Population 30 million, people are
hospitable and gracious, but hot-blooded.
huahua, where the people are fine
and valiant, with big hearts.
Room enough for all the ladies.
And all the men are like you?
Well, what should I say?
Well, the rest of em can
take care of themselves.
I have to say that I'm of the finest stock.
Well, what street are you looking for?
What town are you from?
Or are you with a circus?
Circus?
And wh-
Circus: A popular human diversion.
Men and animals interact here.
Animals do human jobs
and humans do animal jobs.
Like so.
ere is it at?
The tents should be here soon.
Goodbye and thanks for everything.
Now wait, hold on, don't flake out on me,
why you going so soon?
We can't stay.
What do you mean-
What's going on?
Man, now I'm tellin lies
to myself looks like, and in bulk!
Laureano, you have to admit
you have good taste.
The males are in hibernation.
When will they be in condition
to begin the return trip?
Before the next solar cycle.
The robot captured on Palis, the
dead planet, is making the repairs.
He's incredibly able.
Good. Take care of the males.
I should inform you that on this planet
there are males very similar
to our species.
Capture the most beautiful
one bring him back.
We've located him, when the craft
is ready we'll trap him.
Understood, good luck.
The radiation is increasing.
Take him away Torr.
He's a male, a strange and terrible one,
but a male nontheless.
We've kidnapped him and
we shouldn't victimize him further.
Very well. You're the leader.
We'll put them in a secure site while
the repairs are finished.
So what's going on Lolobrijida, what's new?
What? Speak up,
I'm feeling a lil off today.
What? You wanna sleep in the house?
Nope, you're sleeping
in the barn tonight, cuz tomorrow
I want cold milk and alot of it,
you've been dry lately.
Well, it hurts my heart to tell you,
but if I don't, who will?
They'll be safe here
until the ship is ready for takeoff.
It'll be a good hiding place.
Torr? I need to speak to them.
Unfreeze them.
Uk, enough!
Men of the planets, I ask you to hear me.
The craft that was taking us
to Venus has suffered an accident,
but soon we will be ready
to resume the voyage.
We don't want to go to Venus.
We're free men of the galaxy,
we demand our liberty!
I follow the orders of the Council.
You are Venus' guests. I'm sorry.
Guests? Prisoners, you mean.
You've had the nerve
to kidnap us and freeze us.
I am Tawal, Prince of Mars,
and I shall never forgive you.
Me Uk, me King Fire planet! Me free!
I am Crassus of the Red Planet
and I will devour your
entrails by the light
of Utare and its 7 moons.
You don't have the right
to take our freedom.
You can't control the atom.
My race lost their material form
but we lived on regardless.
Our visage as well as
our power is terrible.
Give us our liberty
and none shall harm you.
On Venus you shall be free and happy.
Now!
Torr? You must hurry with the repairs.
And now to our most agreeable prey.
Huh, what's this?
Weren't you figments of my imagination?
Pardon us, can you tell us
how to get to town?
You want to get to St. Ignacio
the Greater or the Lesser?
I don't know, wherever there's lodging.
Well, in St. Ignacio the Greater
there are no hotels and in
St. Ignacio the Lesser
there aren't even hostels.
In neither.
Well, we have to find something
while the rest of the circus shows up.
Circus?
Yes, the best in the world.
Well, come in to this poor and modest home.
One side you, come in, come in.
Well, let me introduce myself.
Laureano Atrevi?o Gomez,
son of Old Laureano
who married Mother Dubijes
when I was about to be born.
And with whom do
I have the honor of speaking?
And you live here?
Well, just my brother Chuy and I,
say hello Chuy, don't be a bumpkin.
Chuy Trevi?o Gomez.
Are there animals?
Yes, they'll arrive in 2 or 3 days.
They'll arrive with the tents.
That's terrible!
Where will you be staying until then?
Well, that's the problem,
we still don't have lodgings.
Well, if you want to stay here, though
there being two men rumors will spread
well, let me talk, better than
sleeping in the woods, right?
I mean, with the cold and all,
you might get rheumatitis, and
that'd be a shame with
such a pretty walk and all.
So...will you stay?
We'll stay!
You don't know how grateful
we are for you letting us stay here.
No reason to be grateful, to the contrary!
I might be able to offer
the comodities that you're used to.
Well, that's no reason to worry, we have
a friend that will take care of everything.
Damn, well...I don't think I have
a bed or cot for your friend...
Let me call him.
Huh, so is that a telephone or something?
Holy-!
Here's our friend.
That's him?
He's a robot.
He's the star of our circus.
A robot?!
Well, it's gonna be real hard to feed him,
we don't have a gas pump.
He doesn't eat, you wind him up.
Hey hey, what you got against my brother,
pick on someone your own size!
I said someone your own size!
Hey hey, you touch him and I'll wreck you!
He's not going to do anything to him,
he likes children.
Raw or cooked?
To play with.
Huh, so he's a singer?
Doesn't look it, got a cold face.
I'm starting to think maybe
this is a lady robot.
You're quite charming.
And you, are you single, married, what?
Don't tell me you swing the other way...
Single? Married? What's that?
No way, you mean to tell me they
don't get married where you're from?
Honestly, we don't understand you.
It's the simplest thing, a person gets
married when theres love.
Love?
Now you're gonna tell me
you don't know what love is?
You're pullin my-
Torr, you who know everything,
tell me: what is love?
Love: That word is not registered.
The people of my planet did not know it.
Perhaps that is why they disappeared.
Ask him.
I order to you to tell me
what love is when you wake up.
leg. But to show you you're
not getting to me I'll explain.
Talking about love is always interesting.
And once in a while it leads to other
things, if ya know what I mean.
Let's just put a 20
in the juke to set the mood.
Hey Chuy! Where's that 20 with the string?
The one you can yank back?
How should I know? Why dont you use
a real one and stop being so cheap?
Me, cheap? What'd you do with
the 20 I gave you last month?
Bet you spent it along with the one
with the string and you didn't
even give me the string back.
Well, hurts my heart a bit, but here goes.
Now the explanation.
If your lips ask me
the definition of love
my words tumble and
can't spell out passion's flame
Well, it's not gonna be eloquent,
but pay attention anyway.
and love is always between two,
because with more
its just a fling and perdition.
If there's a girl
with her hands in the cookie jar
thinking she's so clever
and flitting hither and thither
what does she know of passion?
It's kind of like how when you
and I met and we hit it right off.
Well, maybe not from there to here,
but from here to there for sure.
And then one talks to the other
and asks "Why don't you take me seriously?
This is serious" and thats how it starts.
and love is always between two,
because between three,
well now, thats just french
Well, in France they fix things very
prettily, kisses everywhere,
not here, its always bullets.
Not that I'm afraid of bullets though,
I'm just afraid of the holes they make.
to the church with expectancy
to the altar with fantasies
we tell the preacher
that we're gonna get married
he gives us his blessing.
And then?
Well, then, uh, well, uh,
there's the wedding night..
Chuy, cover your ears!
Well, uh, then comes the kids,
some look like, me, some like you,
well, not specifically you, uh,
you know, what do you think?
And for that you have to
see someone to get permission?
Well, you can do it
without permission, it's
just sort of frowned
upon around these parts.
And how does this desire
between two people manifest itself?
I imagine that to ask for permission
it has to be worth it...
Of course! It all begins with a look,
and then one gets closer...
Chuy! Go see if the pig gave birth!
The one who's gonna
give birth ain't the pig!
Where were we?
When he gets closer.
Ah, the good spot.
Well, one gets closer...
Interesting discovery.
Lady, control yourself!
That sort of thing is given, not taken!
I like this man!
I ask for permission to keep him.
I don't have the authorization to do that.
We have to take him to Venus
and let the Council decide.
But we could take others. This one's mine.
Beta, didn't you listen? Love is
voluntary here, no one grant it but him.
He'll be mine anyway,
there's no way you can stop me.
Go to the ship, we'll discuss it there.
You have no right!
That's an order!
Don't take it badly...what happened?
What happened to the lady that was here?
She had to go, we have to
prepare for the circus' arrival.
Man, I did'nt even notice,
I'm really out of it.
I'm gone gone gone...where were we?
In one of your rites to show feelings.
Look eye to eye, feeling a strange feeling.
That's not a rite, that's a kiss.
A kiss?
Why don't you leave the circus life?
One can only do so many flips
before the trapeze breaks
and you know it'll hurt both you and me.
I'm saying we could get together,
get married, and you know what?
If you accept I'll even let that robot into
my home, though can't say I like him much.
Do you accept? Yes?
What do you say?
I can't answer how I'd like.
Do you love another?
That's not it.
It's...I don't know...
I have an obligation
to fulfill and I mustn't fail!
Give me some hope.
I promise you'll get a solid answer soon.
Torr, let's go.
Oh baby, what lovely bulbs you have.
So her name's Lolobrijida?
Lolobrijida.
And she's a cow?
Well, of course.
And she creates sustenance?
uh..
What a marvellous animal!
Quiet down, she's a real flighty animal,
it'll go to her head.
You gotta use reverse psychology,
smack her self esteem.
She's a dry cow, doesn't give milk.
Makes me angry.
Let's go Torr.
So we'll meet tonight?
Without a doubt.
Thanks Tractorr.
When can we leave?
In the morning.
Torr?
You couldn't understand
because you don't have feelings,
but I should be happy to go back home.
However...
Gamma calling Beta, attention Beta.
Repairs complete, fuel being
generated in the auxillary tanks.
Load the men as soon as Beta returns.
I'll kidnap Laureano in the meantime.
Gamma calling Beta.
Beta, return to the ship
or I'll have to punish you!
Beta! You...! It can't be!
Beta! Don't do it!
Don't condemn yourself Beta!
Torr, bring Beta.
No! No, I don't want to go!
Drinking human blood is the
worst crime in the galaxies.
You know the punishment.
Beta shall be disintergrated
before the morning.
I beg you for clemency.
The wellbeing of the universe
comes before pity.
Obey Gamma.
The order shall be carried out.
Come back immediately.
What's this about?
Why have you dragged me back like this?
I saw your crime
and I informed the Council.
And what was decided?
You'll be disintergrated before morning.
You can't do that! We're like sisters...
You know I must obey.
Very well. I only ask one thing.
Do it right now.
Now?
Yes, don't prolong this the inevitable.
Please.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Yes, I'm ready.
Give me that, let go!
Now you will only obey me.
At last! I will make
my ancestors dream a reality!
Vampire race, dwellers in
the shadows, Uranites!
At last the blood
of the earth shall be ours!
Males of the galaxy, listen to me!
You've been tricked!
Gamma is leading you to death!
Why?
The men of Earth have already been chosen.
Thus you will die, since they can
neither return you or let you live.
Then we shall die fighting!
Wait Uk, I don't want you to die.
I believe you.
You could have just killed me now.
I too have been sentenced to death
on Venus, and I don't want to die.
I want to save myself along with you.
How and why?
Because I need your help
to dominate this weak, beautiful planet.
I want to set you free on the Earth!
Kill! Destroy!
Make mankind go mad with terror!
And then, we shall dictate our conditions.
The entire planet shall be ours!
What do you say?
Uk, yes!
And you?
Yesssss.
And you?
We'll trust and obey you.
I know you'll find
the children to your liking.
Go!
And you? Women. Go!
The animals shall be yours.
Go and kill them!
And you?
You and I know that human blood,
warm, acrid and flowing,
fills us with life.
You are an admirable woman,
one worthy of being Princess of Mars.
Why not? You're intelligent and capable.
You're ugly. You lack the
red beauty of the women of Mars.
Let's go, we have much to do.
But you are admirable.
Did ya hear?
Sounded like a train, huh?
But it hasn't come through
here for three years.
Maybe the circus has gotten to town.
Yeah, that must be it.
Huh, whats this now,
was there a cyclone or something?
Must've been some damned
strong wind, knocking over doors and all.
Hey Lolobrijida, still as dry as ever?
Let's say goodnight
Look!
Lolobrijida, you took me too seriously!
I was talking about milk when
I was you were dry, not meat.
Who's the funny guy who tore her apart?
And why are you crying man,
tell me who it was!
How should I know?
Well, yeah, you were with me.
I left here alive and well
and they didn't even leave her tail.
Bring me a lamp! This won't end here!
Yeah, demon dogs, you must be very happy,
they left lots of bones for you!
And they left me without Lolobrija.
There we go, you left a trail!
The bastard who killed
my cow looks like he's barefoot.
I'd say his feet are too big
to be from around here.
No problem, I'll follow him anyway.
Should I come along?
No, you stay here and tell Gamma
when she gets here that I won't be long.
Keep watch.
Which way?
Every way.
Poor Lolobrijida, had a good
appetite right to the end.
Look up every once in a while.
What for?
So you don't twist yourself around.
Looks like he jumped here.
Did he fly? Nah, he's too big,
no way he could fly.
Looks like this is his spot though,
he's bound to come back.
Damn peel eyed owl!
Go scare people somewhere else!
I don't have time for you?
Could he be a kangaroo?
Nah, there's no pouch trail...
Again owl? Get out of here man!
Where were we?
Trail ends here...
Damn, looks like he wants a fight now.
Who's there?
Who's that shouting over there?
Oh brother, you're an ugly one, looks
like they carved you out with a hatchet.
Anyway, don't try to scare me, you
should've the fright this owl just gave me.
I was sitting right here and-wait,
who are you brother?
Hey now, that game's too rough,
who's gonna pay for that horse?
Finally noticed, huh? Stop screwing
around and get rid of that mask or hood.
You know, I'm starting to
think you're not friendly.
Now you'll see what it's like
to have me as an enemy.
Here's a warning shot!
Well, you asked for it.
So bullets don't do a thing?
Hand to hand then animal!
This is an uneven fight...
Who are you?
Why do you wanna fight?
See, talking is the way
people understand each other.
Let's have a lil conversation. Who are you?
Ruberto? Rigo Perez?
I forgive you killing my horse!
But who are you man?
Well if you wanna scare
me this bad I better oblige you.
Holy..
Bunch of rebels without
causes around here...
Hey now, don't gang up!
Into that log, c'mon hands and feet!
St. George bless me and protect me!
Who could those costumed thugs be?
They'll see, the time for
arguing is over Laureano!
Outta my way!
Gimme a beer with a lil something
to soothe the nerves.
This ain't a boutique Laureano.
You set down the beer
and the tequila and I'll mix it myself!
What's up? Looks like
you saw the devil himself.
Where's Ruberto? Ruberto! Where's he at?
Hey now, you're hurting my ears man.
Ruberto, you got work out here that'll
last you all your whole time as sherrif
and if you manage to pull it off you
could expect to become local magistrate!
What, your bandits back?
Nah, I can handle bandits,
it's monsters, big big monsters!
And what monsters Ruberto!
C'mon, have another drink
and quit yanking my chain.
Listen to me or I'll think
you're chickening out.
There was 4 of em, one with only
one eye, but very watchful,
marked everything.
Always open, always open!
Hey now, how could that be?
Ruberto, remember Rosa,
that girlfriend you had?
Deep set eyes, heavy eyelids, her eyes
never shut even when she was asleep?
Just like that, but more
in the middle and spiky!
No way, what else?
He had eagle feet and went-
Like a lion, really! Like a lion!
Sure, and he had scales like a fish.
You saw him too?
Sure man! My house is full of those things,
I smack em around with my shoes.
Believe me this time,
really this time, believe me.
Sure, why not? I believe you're full of it!
You don't believe me either?
Don't believe me?
No one believes me!
I swear that the monsters are just outside!
We gotta finish em off
or the devil'll take us!
Bring him to me.
Calm down Uk, he's not yours! Go!
Go.
This night we'll destroy
the nearest settlement.
I want to unlease
a wave of death and terror.
Afterwards we'll fly
to all the settlements.
The Earthlings will have to choose between
being our slaves or perishing!
I like you more and more.
I admire you and am
proud to be by your side.
No Uk, down!
Leave her Uk, don't touch her!
Leave her I say.
Calm down, we shouldn't
fight amongst ourselves.
Now we have more important things to do.
Kickin up dustclouds, gonna get a lil drink
I come to town to tell my story
with his eye wide open
even above his eyebrow
I saw animals that don't belong
neither here or in Texas
You know how they're always braggin
they got the biggest stuff in Texas?
Shut up, if they saw that animal they'd
fall right to the ground outta fright.
They were like some kind of juiced up
steroid filled monkey on pro-vitamins.
I told Ruberto.
And what'd Ruberto say?
Oh Laureano, you're drunk, buck up lad
if you saw what you saw,
dont you chicken out if you're a man
That's just what he said?
So you're afraid?
'Course I am! They're not make believe,
they're flesh and bone, solid bone!
Venomous spikes on that bone, and an ugly
face to boot, who'd wanna fight that?
I'll help you!
Don't help me, that way
you won't bother me.
So now tragedy's door is open
and I know I'll be fighting til I die
though I feel bad for Ruberto
cuz I know he'll die first
followed by his city council
Well, there we go.
Better if you head home cuz
these days I got a monster magnet
so strong that everywhere
I go I run into them.
But I see one of em already!
That's nice, now head home, you're wasted.
But I see him, look! Look, he's lovely!
Let me introduce you to Tractorr.
Where am I?
I got frozen stiff as a
statue but I didn't see my
life flash before my eyes
so I guess I'm not dead.
Who gave me a mickey?
You are my prisoner.
Your prisoner? Wow, I must've
given off the wrong impression,
I always had eyes for you,
so why the sudden change?
Things haven't changed.
This was always my plan,
to do with you as I please.
Well, uh, would I be wrong
in saying that these things
aren't about what just one person wants?
They both have to want to.
And me, well, I don't like you in that way,
I mean, I like you, but as a sister in law.
If you want we could go tell-
Hey, where'd you bring me?
To our interplanetary craft.
Interplanetary?
Oh boy.
So you're from another world?
From a distant star?
From Venus.
Venusians? I thought you were
white girls or something.
Look, you have a really
heavy stare. I can feel it going
right through my eyes and whacking
me in the back of the head.
Cut it out or I'm gonna go home.
Don't be dumb.
Soon the entire planet
shall be in my power and
maybe you'll have the fortune
to share it with me.
I will be a queen.
You wanna make me a king?
Well, it could be of
hearts, spades or jacks,
not diamonds, don't like those.
Come Hey, cmon, don't do that.
Remember I'm taken.
Don't tell me you're gonna
cause problems already.
I'll give you time to think it over alone.
Torr!
There we go, the Tractorr's here!
I know what he's up to now though.
Knock me out again and-
Laureano!
Gamma!
Where am I? Huh...jail?
And why are you here?
Laureano, you're going to hear
unbelievable things, but they're true.
Tell me.
Laureano, I'm not from this world.
Yes, I was thinking that exact same thing,
you fell from the heavens, right?
Yes, that's right.
Exactly, because you're an angel.
I'm telling you, I'm not from here.
I'm from another world!
The craft is under Beta's control.
She has the command belt in her posession,
We can't do a thing without it.
The belt of command, is that
the thing around her shoulder?
I can get that away from her,
wouldn't be the first thing I snatch.
I want you to help me.
I don't know if I could.
Don't be dumb, it'll be worth your while.
Obey me or I'll destroy your town!
Nah, you can't.
No?
What, she's serious?
It has immense power.
Don't push the button,
don't push the button!
Hold on, sometimes love is
at first sight and sometimes it
takes a while to build, I've always
been a bit slow about it. Wait a bit?
Well, let's get out of here then,
there's too many nuisances here.
Beat it, they'll grab you!
What?
Uh, grab on to my arm so you don't fall.
Stop men of the galaxies!
This man is our hostage.
He will remain here while
I interrogate him. Come.
Well, we fighting or loving or what?
Now you will tell me what you told Gamma.
Well, I don't really
feel like it right now.
No? Well, I'll just make
the planet disappear then!
Wait, don't be so hotheaded kitten,
that's how someone says
they don't want to when they do,
it's reverse psychology.
Well, go on then.
Well, love begins with a look-
No, not like that, you have to sing it.
Who would feel like singing with
a gun jammed against his ribs?
You put the gun down, I'll put my
hat down, we'll be nice and even.
Well, in the end I have the control belt.
So that's the control belt?
Yes, now get to singing!
So that's really it, huh?
Ok, listen up.
You, me, the moon, the sun
her, him, the rose, the carnation
spring, the wait, summer, a touch
autumn, a rebirth, winter is like hell.
that is love
yes sir
who says it's not?
you'll see that's how love is,
you'll see that it's so
spring has good thing's for love,
you'll see that it's so
in autumn, don't trust
in love too much my heart
in winter, the best, I think, is to begin
you, I, the moon, the sun
her, him, the rose, the carnation
spring, the wait, summer, a touch
Believe me, it was with good intentions!
autumn, a rebirth, winter is like hell.
that is love
yes sir
who says it's not?
you'll see that's how love is,
you'll see that it's so
spring has good thing's for love,
you'll see that it's so
in autumn, don't trust
in love too much my heart
in winter, the best, I think, is to give up
Give me that! Give it to me!
Get him!
Now how do I get this damn thing open?
What button do I push to stop all of this?
Hey! Tell me!
Throw me a bone here!
This thing is taking off...hello,
command? command?
Why's everything bouncing around like this?
Looks like this thing is outta control!
You're finally here brother!
Laureano!
Gamma!
Take the control box
and see if you can stop all this.
There, it's done,
now we can fix everything.
So time to head back to Chihuahua!
Or what, not yet?
Not yet, but almost.
And now?
I have to complete my mission
and return to my people
To Venus?
You can't go and just leave me here.
- Why not?
- Well because-
Chuy, go outside and see if it's raining.
It's not raining.
Well, something's gonna rain
on you if you stay here.
Rain, right, you just wanna see
if she wants to become my sister in law.
Listen to your older brother
like I've taught you!
Hey sister in law, push those
buttons so he'll come play with me.
You can't go and leave me here Gamma.
But-
There's no buts about it.
I want you truly and forever.
To want? What's that?
Well, it's hard to explain, but, it's this.
It feels unique.
That's why you should stay,
I mean, that's why haven't you found
this kind of thing on other planets?
Because it's unique.
You told Beta the same thing.
But it wasn't love there,
those were tricks. How else was
I supposed to get the control belt?
Beta! The loose males!
They'll tear everything apart! Let's go!
I'm scared.
We're in danger Laureano.
We have to fight.
If it came between me
dying or the town dying...
well, hopefully no one needs to die,
death is ugly.
Anyway, it doesn't matter,
I have someone to cry over me.
You think they're there?
I believe so.
The entrance is nasty looking,
wonder how we'll get out this.
Hold on, don't get ahead of me.
I'll go in.
I'll come with you.
I'll be right back.
On this planet the male takes charge.
Shoot them. You'll have
to finish them all off.
Well, no way around it, gonna take em out.
No, careful, his fangs are venomous!
Try to get him to poison himself!
I'll call Torr for help!
So is it a horse?
Bring it on then!
Let go, let go, fight like a man!
Careful!
Careful Gamma,
a vulture's heading your way!
You're gonna die from your own poison.
Bad idea to have hollow fangs.
Where is Laureano?
Laureano?
Get me out of here!
Help me!
Wow, he ate him!
Now you're jumping to conclusions,
he didn't eat me, just covered me.
Where are they?
C'mon, lets get out of here
before the rest show up.
They're all finished.
All of em?
Well, I should go bring Ruberto
and show him that they were all here.
Well, maybe I shouldn't go.
If they don't believe my well crafted lies
they're gonna believe
these ugly truths even less.
But anyway, we took em all out!
And just so there's no loose ends...
ver here Tractorr.
Here we go, a lil flame.
I have failed, Regent of Venus.
How is that?
Torr the robot has all the events recorded.
He shall take the craft to Venus.
What's the meaning of this?
Just like you heard regent-lady.
Venus should solve its own problems
and leave the Earth in peace.
The Earthlings are good people
and are happy here.
Besides, they know love.
The robot will let you know about that.
It's the most lovely thing
in the galaxy and the universe.
I'm staying here.
You can't do that!
I'm sorry. Goodbye.
I knew you were world class!
Thank you star, you gave me
more than I asked for.
And now...
Don't complain Laureano.
Well, not complaining at all...
The End