The Sexy Dragon Inn (2004) - full transcript
My lord, in his fiscal budget,
the financial secretary dares
to increase the revenue reserve.
To cut all expenses
Therefore I propose his promotion.
Thank you my lord.
Why are you eating my food?
The rural district officer Tung's stupidity
leads to hardship throughout
the region. Thus I propose
his early retirement with a piece
of deserted land as remunerations.
You are so talkative!
Noted
Do you have any news?
It looks great.
It's none of your business. Do your
job well or you'll be bitten well.
Lord there is more.
You are interested. Come over.
Thank you.
Is great isn't it?
Fantastic
What do you think?
It's awesome.
It's over now.
Any other matters my lord?
What matters?
I think.
You two it's over now. Leave straight away.
Thank you. I can't wait.
Lord
Tung thank you. Where did you get it?
From the West.
The West?
That's right.
Pussy Cat
Here's you mandarin my queen
Banana is what I want.
We don't have a harvest
of banana in the field.
There's no harvest here and there.
Where is my lord Tung?
What is it the matter?
What is the lord up to lately? It's
been half year since his last visit
Say it straight away
The lord is very busy lately.
He has taken more than
a dozen cases at a time
Some maids want to play
a chess game with him
and their appointment has
been half year till now
Ridiculous. I am the queen
not like anyone of them
How dare you
My fault
I am telling you to go to the royal office
and make an appointment
with the lord for me.
If you can't make it, you'd be beheaded
Beheaded again
Act now
Yes
It's been half a year. I'm starving
Have some mandarin first. It helps.
My Lord
Turn around. I'm in a rush.
I don't care. Why every time
you would be in a rush
What do you want? You
know my tight schedule.
Yes I want it
This is the modern pace of life. Damn!
Now that there are two rockets
already exploded. Needless to say.
My lady you are ridiculous
Take you time.
It's not my fault.
I got plenty of time for this
You are out of your mind.
Don't be so rude. It hurts.
You are so not want to do
it. I have no mood now.
Ouch
Are you alright?
My member is broken.
What? Doctor?
It's so hot and stuffy here.
Why don't we go back inside?
I can't stand
the air-con lately.
You health is all important
Since my member was hurt,
I've been feeling unwell.
The doctor must have do
some tricky things on me.
How dare him.
Tomorrow I must
launch a clean-up operation.
Tung; Well noted
Who is it that Dr. Martin whom DOC
you mentioned before.
He is a renowned person
from the Chinese University
What does he do?
He solves member problems
Really?
It's true
That means I can be cured.
Pack some clothes and let's go.
Right
This is a nutritious bird which
is good for the member.
I am your servant
Let me get you one.
Alright. Hurry.
Assassin.
Oh shit. Hit your member.
Protection.
Protect the lord. Are you alright?
Where have you been? There's
an assassin trying to kill me.
I went hunt the bird.
What a Pity-
My member is hurting me.
Oh no.
Take a look.
Did you bring it out? It's gone.
No kidding.
Yes
It's gone. Let's get to Dr.
Martin ASAP.
Yes
Hold me
Watch out
Don't walk so fast. My
member is hurting me.
Where the hell is Dr. Martin?
It's getting dark.
Have you got a torch?
No my lord
Any hotel nearby?
Let me check it out
Dragon & Phoenix
Then go
Go
Slower
Who is the in charge here?
Here I am.
What can I help you?
We don't need you help. We
are here to give you trouble
Oh the Superman where
is the supervvoman then?
Then you are mine tonight
Exactly
Not being cooperative.
Do your job brothers.
Who dares to touch my baby
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
People in the entire village call me Dragon
Don't you think being
hairy can scare me off
That's what I'm thinking
Let's pick his hair off
Sweeties are you alright?
Good. Really good.
You are the famous Phoenix here.
No need to say more.
Right
May I know who is it here?
This is the lord.
Oh no the richest guy here in town.
Pleasure.
Do you want to stay or dine?
Show them to their room.
Yes this way please
Brother
Yes
What are you doing?
He looks like someone
Who?
Someone we both know
Someone I know?
Yes the one who sells fish
Oh
Let me check it out.
This suite sucks.
Leave it.
This is your room.
Please rest and I go now.
Alright
Lord
Gee that chick is hot.
You are trying to get me into trouble.
I cannot do it.
My fault indeed.
Forget it. Get some water.
Yes
Hang on
What is it my lord
Need to ask you something
Go ahead
You think Phoenix great
She's gorgeous
You think I can have her?
Illflndhlpukn.
But cure your member first.
Shit, you setting me up again
my fault indeed.
Go get some water
Yes
Go
Brother
What is it?
What is the problem?
This is even worst
You miss your old lover
Though sometimes rude,
he's really good to me.
He has gone eight years ago.
You should find another on. I tried
to fix you up with a date.
You didn't like it.
Really don't know what you want.
I am specially loyal.
You think I am promiscuous
I'm the slave of loyalty
I know you brother.
But honestly your old lover
is right for you indeed
Don't laugh at me.
What were you talking about?
What were I saying then?
Maybe that's why I feel strange today.
I go do it now.
I can't stand him.
Chan here you are
Ni
I'm sorry. Got a guest inside.
It's alright
Chan today it's my birthday.
Didn't you say you'd get me a diamond ring?
You are not keeping your promise.
Just a diamond. Got you an apartment.
Look this is the document.
Chan you are so cute.
I'm starving.
Not here whenever I need him
My way
You guys are having fun. What is it?
You don't know this?
NO
Go on you nuts
Alright but let me get some stuff first
Take more
This place is unique.
Iwin
$80 to touch hand; $300 to touch the body
and $500 everything inclusive
All drinks are free.
This is the cheapest place in town.
Look
Why you so mad?
What? Who the hell are you?
Police
Police?
'In:
Give me your money
Alright.
How much? $500?
You can have it all.
Let me take care of your place
and more business to come
What's wrong with your eyes.
Nothing wrong
It's time to do the cooking now.
Yes
Lord are you here?
What is it Tung?
Where have you been?
Where have you been? Having fun?
No way
No? Then where is Dr. Martin
He is on leave.
But don't you worry.
On my return, I got you
some medication for you.
It's also inexpensive. Try it out
Really?
Take one
Effective five second after taken.
Count
Together
Five four three two one
How's it?
Nothing happens
Not working?
Take one more.
OK
Count
No
No
Did you read the instruction?
It says once a day three pills at a time.
Really?
Get one for me.
Let's count again.
Five four three two one. Got reaction.
Hot. I feel so hot.
Hot
Is it done?
Screw you. My pants is all wet now.
Hurry. ls that done?
Iron it
Harder
My guess was right. They are gay.
It's cool. I'm in half way. It's hard
Harder
What are you so into?
I think you are so timid lately
What's wrong with you
You got me there.
Don't say so without
proof. They can sue you
I saw them having fun together.
Unfortunately someone passed
by or else I wouldn't leave.
Which one? Do say so.
Who else? It's Yeung upstairs
When I saw him at the first sight I think
immediately that he looks like my old lover
I just don't believe it
I don't think he is gay
From my point of view,
My instinct must be right.
My instinct must be right.
I don't believe he's gay. Leave it alone.
Why you so nervous about?
You are crazy
How can you treat me like
this? Not talking to you.
Alright. I don't like Yeung is gay
Something special
Something you have not seen
before. Wanna know who it is?
What?
Guess
If you wanna know,
go to the VIP room down the hall way
Can I go with Tung?
No. It's not right for him.
Sorry you are not invited
Do be like this.
Back to the room and have
fun on your Go own.
Alright then
Go now
Only my nose bleeds. Nothing down there.
Leave me.
My nose is bleeding. Enough
What is the matter? My
dance is not good enough?
I repeat my nose is bleeding. Go away
Go away
Yeung
Go away
Only my nose bleeds. Nothing down there.
Damn me.
Phoenix
What are you annoyed?
You put me in such a humiliating position
by asking me to do table dance to Yeung.
He kicked me out of the room.
This is nothing. Give
you a raise next month.
I saw you were fabulous
Yllibntvliiii
dyull&laliflm.
This means you are attractive.
That he didn't touch you shows his virtues.
You got me there. I feel
positive towards him.
Don't ever dream of hitting
on him. He is mine
What's the matter? Take a seat first
Dragon why are you weeping?
Weeping due to sadness
Don't keep everything to yourself
share with us.
Love sick
In love with Fa or Spring?
It's you
Why are you doing this on me
It hurts
Why you hurt him so bad?
You're jealous
What?
Forget it. Help him first
Not that bad
It's broken
Get some medicated oil first
I'm not leaving
Go
No way
but you needa go now
Deal
Go away
My lord did he take advantage of you?
I'm fine. Tung don't you keep
too much sadness by yourself
I'm not sad but
But what
Just feeling lonely
You cold
A little. Get a coat first
Press it for emergency and I'll come over
I go now. It's getting cold
Sister gentle
You now know the consequence.
That ass screwed things up.
If he were not there, I would
have done it with Yeung
What should I do to get you thru this?
Oh I know now. That ass is also guy
and afraid if I would take Yeung.
He did this out of spite.
Brother you can do things
like this. Let me do it
You?
What?
Do you have a vehicle here?
What for?
You've been here for a while.
Let me entertain you. How
about go up to the hill?
To the hill
That's right
Thank you
Something wrong?
Nothing just not feeling right
You're under exercised.
Working out is good for the body
I feel a little thirsty.
Do you have iced tea?
Yes but not here. Got it back in the hotel
Mr. Tung you are really dashing
Back off.
How come? Look at you
He calls for me
He has Phoenix now. Wouldn't be lonely
Stop that
Lord
He has Phoenix now
You wanna have fun? Let's do it together
You wanna have fun?
Where is Tung?
I feel so hot
Undress if you are that hot
Let me fan your heat off a little.
Phoenix you are so damn hot
I don't want the fan. I am on fire
Fire. Not today. I feel unwell
Only leg problems
Yes the legs
Tung where are you in this critical moment?
I am here
Where have you bee?
I was exercising
What? I feel bad
Again?
Rock'n'Roll
Where is Fa?
She's got bitten by a snake. You
are familiar with this place.
Why don't you go find her. We go first
Still can't make it?
This is ridiculous. I was
so close to have him.
That ass screwed my good thing up.
It's your fault. What have you done?
He touched me here and there.
I melted.
Even the nun could not stand it.
Told you about that ass.
Let's think of other solution
No way. Yeung is all mine
Got any plan?
Heard he's fond of drinks.
Are you kidding? Using our Elixir of Lust?
No need to say more
This stuff is really so cool?
Absolutely. lt brings out all
your ultimate desires underneath
What?
Dalfliubllhflld
yulllflhollhlndlpvnol
No way
You little slut. Was it cool?
Now you've tried. It's great isn't it?
You didn't come to me for a while.
Another chick is serving you?
Come on.
We are having an affair.
You belong to the lord.
Do you understand?
Heard the queen hasn't seen
him for more than a week
Really?
How come I don't get the news
It's highly confidential.
No one knows about it
Here comes the Duke
The boss is here
Boss
Alright. Good stuff
Thank you very much
Thanks so much boss
Boss? It's Duke
Thank you Duke
Alright. Alright. What are
you practicing just now?
Dragon feet for the balls
Cool stuff indeed
Indeed
Congratulations!
Time to show it off
Thanks
What?
What is the mission?
Simply Mission Impossible -
The king is out of the
palace. Find him out.
When you spot where he is, take him down.
Taking the lord down is death penalty
What are you afraid of? You are so timid.
The blame is not on us right? Boss?
Duke
Duke
He's right. You are not
the one to be blamed.
I am the one to take all responsibility.
After the lord is down, the world is mine.
My laughter is too dramatic
When are we taking off?
That's right. Must be abundant
Thank you Duke
Why are you calling me so urgently?
Tell you a secret - after my researches
The Elixir of Lust finally comes into life
Great. Yeung faces trouble this time.
But we haven't done the clinical yet
So what?
You use me to do the test
Please brother do you love me?
Of course
Do me a favor
Alright then. Where is it?
Here you go
It stinks
Take it
It stinks
Inhale and exhale
Inhale and exhale?
Come on. Can you feel anything?
Nothing
Strange! It can't be like this.
Oh I get it. It doesn't work on the gay
I'm reacting. It's extending
Greatjob. Spring, Fa come see this.
What is it?
Lord it's here
It stinks. Tung
Yes?
Any refresher?
You have finished using them all.
Ilmlcldhipolnuv!
Why do you take so long?
Quiet. You know my problem
Need a hand?
What is happening? Tung have you
seen things like this before?
What? Where?
Going CraZV?
Going CraZV?
This thing is like crazy
Tung look at this
Lord how come?
How do I know? It became like
this since I sniffed this cloth
Try? Useless? What happened to your hair?
Sticky
Checked it out who has
used this cloth before
No smell
Act now
Noted
My lord
I was in the toilet. What
are you yelling about?
I have found what you asked me to
What is it that smell like that?
This is what you've asked
me to checked it out
Yeh what did you bring me then?
Stealing other's clothes
My nose is blocked. These
are from Spring and Fa
You moron go get more
In“
Of course
Put them right here
No to the toilet
Ok
What else do you need my lord?
Dragon's underpants
Can I put it the other way round?
You get Dragon's underpants
and I get Phoenix's.
Are you against my words?
I dare not to
Then you should you now
Yes Dragon's underpants
This is his fate
Told you before.
No alcohol during office hours.
Iam not drinking. This is my research
What research
You don't know about scientific research.
You only know things about
cooking in the kitchen.
There was a little mistake previously.
This time I must have it absolute right
Brother
Me again?
No way. It almost killed me last
time. Unless Yeung is here.
That guy again. Honestly
if you don't take it, I
take it to Yeung directly
Better not.
That's right. Brother
inhale and exhale
Again?
How's that?
I can feel something.
It's done
Better than last time.
Brother are you alright?
This is ridiculous for they
two doing this together.
Smoke
This feels good
This is much better than last time
This is hard
But this is much powerful
It tastes like cum
Who is it?
Unthinkable
Let's get patent for Elixir of Lust.
OK
Dizzy
Dizzy
The result is actually
better than I expected.
Fortunately I've taken a shower
I can't believe someone
is having a bath here.
Never say or see things which are not right
Better not see.
No way. I am the lord and
must see things clear.
Oh it's you
Oh it's you Phoenix
What are you up to?
Look at you body. It's
a master's piece of work
If you are free, come join
me bathing in the water
The clothes are here. Let me get one first
This is sexy. Let me sniff
Feeling high
Shit. Rock'n'roll
Who is it?
Shit
It's him
Wait. She wants to say something.
This is a weird massage.
How much do you charge?
Who wants your money?
Why are you taking me here?
What information you want to have?
That's right. We didn't
give her chances to speak
Did you see two men in suits
That's right
Did you see a guy with moustache
I can tell you this
Who? Who?
The secret word?
Here I am
As you said before to look at the marks.
Why are you doing this?
Like the old people said
ls your watch working?
You see. The incense gone off
There're plenty of rooms back there
I don't wanna be seen.
The crabs.
You are very clever indeed.
Hope you don't mind what happened last time
Now that people think I'm a whore.
I have my dignity too.
Actually I'm very conservative
you don't look like a whore
You are looking at me with lust.
Lusty but friendly
Actually ...
Don't be like this. I feel shy
Let's do it
Great
Hey what's up
What do you think?
Are you nuts? We're here to
take someone down not partying
ls your information right that
the lord is partying here tonight
Yeh from the paper. How would I lie to you
What we suppose to do tonight?
Moron, it would be crowded tonight.
Do our usual trick
That means what?
That means to put drugs into the drink
So simple?
But where to put?
Use our spontaneity.
This trick comes from me thus
I am getting 90% of the paid.
How is it today
All sold out
really?
Really
I'll reward you
Thank you
Lee
What are you do here?
Entertaining the guests
What?
Go to the kitchen and help. Moron
Your rooms are in there
Come have a drink later
Yes
All VIP rooms are occupied
Do you have enough alcohol to serve?
and there's something special
Oh the Elixir of Lust
Hello This is the richest guy in town,
Ma would you give way a little
Why should I?
Cuz you are not as rich as him
Money is everything?
Come over
Please be seated
How come such a smell of grass
Look at mine
Little with shame
Look at this
Size is not everything.
You know what this is
What?
The best grass in town
To cook with chicken?
What do you know?
Please settle down.
Spring go get the Elixir of Lust for Yeung
Yes
No need to
This is X0 from the West
The is the riches indeed
I've seen in the West but can't afford
How's that?
How do I know?
Not everyone can afford it
This is for the rich
What are you two doing here. Back off.
Get lost now
Good stuff man
Tung give a glass to each of them
One glass only. It's precious
Alright. Enough.
It's really great
Give me some
Yeung. It tastes wonderful.
Can I have some more
Would you excuse me
I really can't stay now.
Will be back in a minute
Alright then. Hurry back
Yes
See you
Show me now
Got all
I'm not fond of chicks. I'm nervous Yeung.
Again. Oh you split it out.
You are wasting this good stuff.
Spring, this is amazing. Tung
Thanks so much
Did you have a blast?
Yes indeed
Yeung, I was asked to bring
you this supreme wine
This is supreme?
We are having X0 from the West
Shit again
I don't believe in bad luck
You are charging me
$3000? $100 at the most
Fuck you. It says on the price list.
Can't leave if you don't pay
Dragon, Phoenix is arguing at the cashier
Who dares.
Let me kick his ass.
Let me check it out. Excuse me.
Tung, Dragon is strange.
Check him out.
Yes
Go on
What is it? Why so mad?
They are not pay.
How dare you! Wanna try this out?
Are you threatening me?
You know who is my boss?
Who? Who?
Frightening indeed
What is it? CID
Sir
What is the matter?
They are not pay
You morons
Keep the change. Can we go now?
Get out
Am I gorgeous?
Yes I appreciate it
Call me Sir
That's so impressive
Don't be like this. I'm not your cup of tea
Please don't
Get some grass
Sorry I lost this time
It's alright. It's no fun
if we are ever winning
Wine is out
Wine is here
We heard wine is out
Here it is specially for you.
What are you doing here? Listening to us?
We are KJB
Oh thought CIA
Almost
Would like some wine?
Yes please
What you two doing here?
The wine was out
that's right
What's ZHI?
The junior servant
What they doing here?
Bring in the wine
Shall we all try it out?
No way this is specially for you
really?
Get some. So?
Not bad
True?
Bitter with a little weird taste
This is the uniqueness
lam high. Addicted.
Do you hear something?
Lord
Who are you two?
Not your business
We are not telling you
Not your concern
LOrd
You're the lord
That's right
You can't blame us. Someone sent us
Who sent you?
You are dying anyway. It's the Duke
It's him. Heard his evil plan.
How come we got assassin?
Keep calm
You took that wine?
Yes the Elixir of Lust
How are you
Glad we're clever to leave early
Can never go back there
Never again
But we have a mission
Damn now what?
If the mission not finished,
Duke would kill us both
Either way ends with death. Better to fight
Let's go back
Great
Have your got patent for Elixir of Lust
Dragon said so couple days earlier
Better get it early.
If not the counterfeits would be everywhere
Do so tomorrow straight away
Here comes again?
Someone coming in from the window.
What do you want?
It's you again
Please kill us both.
We can't do the job.
Better you die. Let me kill you
Alright
You nuts
He refuses
Let's do it
The Ultimate Killer
They are like crouch
What brand is it?
Ultimate
Got patent yet??
Not yet
Why not
Where have you been?
My fault. Let me get you crouch
Phoenix, to reward you,
I name you the first lady and have
all the rich and goodness with me.
Thanks my lord
Back to palace
Celebration of the peace and prosperity
the financial secretary dares
to increase the revenue reserve.
To cut all expenses
Therefore I propose his promotion.
Thank you my lord.
Why are you eating my food?
The rural district officer Tung's stupidity
leads to hardship throughout
the region. Thus I propose
his early retirement with a piece
of deserted land as remunerations.
You are so talkative!
Noted
Do you have any news?
It looks great.
It's none of your business. Do your
job well or you'll be bitten well.
Lord there is more.
You are interested. Come over.
Thank you.
Is great isn't it?
Fantastic
What do you think?
It's awesome.
It's over now.
Any other matters my lord?
What matters?
I think.
You two it's over now. Leave straight away.
Thank you. I can't wait.
Lord
Tung thank you. Where did you get it?
From the West.
The West?
That's right.
Pussy Cat
Here's you mandarin my queen
Banana is what I want.
We don't have a harvest
of banana in the field.
There's no harvest here and there.
Where is my lord Tung?
What is it the matter?
What is the lord up to lately? It's
been half year since his last visit
Say it straight away
The lord is very busy lately.
He has taken more than
a dozen cases at a time
Some maids want to play
a chess game with him
and their appointment has
been half year till now
Ridiculous. I am the queen
not like anyone of them
How dare you
My fault
I am telling you to go to the royal office
and make an appointment
with the lord for me.
If you can't make it, you'd be beheaded
Beheaded again
Act now
Yes
It's been half a year. I'm starving
Have some mandarin first. It helps.
My Lord
Turn around. I'm in a rush.
I don't care. Why every time
you would be in a rush
What do you want? You
know my tight schedule.
Yes I want it
This is the modern pace of life. Damn!
Now that there are two rockets
already exploded. Needless to say.
My lady you are ridiculous
Take you time.
It's not my fault.
I got plenty of time for this
You are out of your mind.
Don't be so rude. It hurts.
You are so not want to do
it. I have no mood now.
Ouch
Are you alright?
My member is broken.
What? Doctor?
It's so hot and stuffy here.
Why don't we go back inside?
I can't stand
the air-con lately.
You health is all important
Since my member was hurt,
I've been feeling unwell.
The doctor must have do
some tricky things on me.
How dare him.
Tomorrow I must
launch a clean-up operation.
Tung; Well noted
Who is it that Dr. Martin whom DOC
you mentioned before.
He is a renowned person
from the Chinese University
What does he do?
He solves member problems
Really?
It's true
That means I can be cured.
Pack some clothes and let's go.
Right
This is a nutritious bird which
is good for the member.
I am your servant
Let me get you one.
Alright. Hurry.
Assassin.
Oh shit. Hit your member.
Protection.
Protect the lord. Are you alright?
Where have you been? There's
an assassin trying to kill me.
I went hunt the bird.
What a Pity-
My member is hurting me.
Oh no.
Take a look.
Did you bring it out? It's gone.
No kidding.
Yes
It's gone. Let's get to Dr.
Martin ASAP.
Yes
Hold me
Watch out
Don't walk so fast. My
member is hurting me.
Where the hell is Dr. Martin?
It's getting dark.
Have you got a torch?
No my lord
Any hotel nearby?
Let me check it out
Dragon & Phoenix
Then go
Go
Slower
Who is the in charge here?
Here I am.
What can I help you?
We don't need you help. We
are here to give you trouble
Oh the Superman where
is the supervvoman then?
Then you are mine tonight
Exactly
Not being cooperative.
Do your job brothers.
Who dares to touch my baby
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
People in the entire village call me Dragon
Don't you think being
hairy can scare me off
That's what I'm thinking
Let's pick his hair off
Sweeties are you alright?
Good. Really good.
You are the famous Phoenix here.
No need to say more.
Right
May I know who is it here?
This is the lord.
Oh no the richest guy here in town.
Pleasure.
Do you want to stay or dine?
Show them to their room.
Yes this way please
Brother
Yes
What are you doing?
He looks like someone
Who?
Someone we both know
Someone I know?
Yes the one who sells fish
Oh
Let me check it out.
This suite sucks.
Leave it.
This is your room.
Please rest and I go now.
Alright
Lord
Gee that chick is hot.
You are trying to get me into trouble.
I cannot do it.
My fault indeed.
Forget it. Get some water.
Yes
Hang on
What is it my lord
Need to ask you something
Go ahead
You think Phoenix great
She's gorgeous
You think I can have her?
Illflndhlpukn.
But cure your member first.
Shit, you setting me up again
my fault indeed.
Go get some water
Yes
Go
Brother
What is it?
What is the problem?
This is even worst
You miss your old lover
Though sometimes rude,
he's really good to me.
He has gone eight years ago.
You should find another on. I tried
to fix you up with a date.
You didn't like it.
Really don't know what you want.
I am specially loyal.
You think I am promiscuous
I'm the slave of loyalty
I know you brother.
But honestly your old lover
is right for you indeed
Don't laugh at me.
What were you talking about?
What were I saying then?
Maybe that's why I feel strange today.
I go do it now.
I can't stand him.
Chan here you are
Ni
I'm sorry. Got a guest inside.
It's alright
Chan today it's my birthday.
Didn't you say you'd get me a diamond ring?
You are not keeping your promise.
Just a diamond. Got you an apartment.
Look this is the document.
Chan you are so cute.
I'm starving.
Not here whenever I need him
My way
You guys are having fun. What is it?
You don't know this?
NO
Go on you nuts
Alright but let me get some stuff first
Take more
This place is unique.
Iwin
$80 to touch hand; $300 to touch the body
and $500 everything inclusive
All drinks are free.
This is the cheapest place in town.
Look
Why you so mad?
What? Who the hell are you?
Police
Police?
'In:
Give me your money
Alright.
How much? $500?
You can have it all.
Let me take care of your place
and more business to come
What's wrong with your eyes.
Nothing wrong
It's time to do the cooking now.
Yes
Lord are you here?
What is it Tung?
Where have you been?
Where have you been? Having fun?
No way
No? Then where is Dr. Martin
He is on leave.
But don't you worry.
On my return, I got you
some medication for you.
It's also inexpensive. Try it out
Really?
Take one
Effective five second after taken.
Count
Together
Five four three two one
How's it?
Nothing happens
Not working?
Take one more.
OK
Count
No
No
Did you read the instruction?
It says once a day three pills at a time.
Really?
Get one for me.
Let's count again.
Five four three two one. Got reaction.
Hot. I feel so hot.
Hot
Is it done?
Screw you. My pants is all wet now.
Hurry. ls that done?
Iron it
Harder
My guess was right. They are gay.
It's cool. I'm in half way. It's hard
Harder
What are you so into?
I think you are so timid lately
What's wrong with you
You got me there.
Don't say so without
proof. They can sue you
I saw them having fun together.
Unfortunately someone passed
by or else I wouldn't leave.
Which one? Do say so.
Who else? It's Yeung upstairs
When I saw him at the first sight I think
immediately that he looks like my old lover
I just don't believe it
I don't think he is gay
From my point of view,
My instinct must be right.
My instinct must be right.
I don't believe he's gay. Leave it alone.
Why you so nervous about?
You are crazy
How can you treat me like
this? Not talking to you.
Alright. I don't like Yeung is gay
Something special
Something you have not seen
before. Wanna know who it is?
What?
Guess
If you wanna know,
go to the VIP room down the hall way
Can I go with Tung?
No. It's not right for him.
Sorry you are not invited
Do be like this.
Back to the room and have
fun on your Go own.
Alright then
Go now
Only my nose bleeds. Nothing down there.
Leave me.
My nose is bleeding. Enough
What is the matter? My
dance is not good enough?
I repeat my nose is bleeding. Go away
Go away
Yeung
Go away
Only my nose bleeds. Nothing down there.
Damn me.
Phoenix
What are you annoyed?
You put me in such a humiliating position
by asking me to do table dance to Yeung.
He kicked me out of the room.
This is nothing. Give
you a raise next month.
I saw you were fabulous
Yllibntvliiii
dyull&laliflm.
This means you are attractive.
That he didn't touch you shows his virtues.
You got me there. I feel
positive towards him.
Don't ever dream of hitting
on him. He is mine
What's the matter? Take a seat first
Dragon why are you weeping?
Weeping due to sadness
Don't keep everything to yourself
share with us.
Love sick
In love with Fa or Spring?
It's you
Why are you doing this on me
It hurts
Why you hurt him so bad?
You're jealous
What?
Forget it. Help him first
Not that bad
It's broken
Get some medicated oil first
I'm not leaving
Go
No way
but you needa go now
Deal
Go away
My lord did he take advantage of you?
I'm fine. Tung don't you keep
too much sadness by yourself
I'm not sad but
But what
Just feeling lonely
You cold
A little. Get a coat first
Press it for emergency and I'll come over
I go now. It's getting cold
Sister gentle
You now know the consequence.
That ass screwed things up.
If he were not there, I would
have done it with Yeung
What should I do to get you thru this?
Oh I know now. That ass is also guy
and afraid if I would take Yeung.
He did this out of spite.
Brother you can do things
like this. Let me do it
You?
What?
Do you have a vehicle here?
What for?
You've been here for a while.
Let me entertain you. How
about go up to the hill?
To the hill
That's right
Thank you
Something wrong?
Nothing just not feeling right
You're under exercised.
Working out is good for the body
I feel a little thirsty.
Do you have iced tea?
Yes but not here. Got it back in the hotel
Mr. Tung you are really dashing
Back off.
How come? Look at you
He calls for me
He has Phoenix now. Wouldn't be lonely
Stop that
Lord
He has Phoenix now
You wanna have fun? Let's do it together
You wanna have fun?
Where is Tung?
I feel so hot
Undress if you are that hot
Let me fan your heat off a little.
Phoenix you are so damn hot
I don't want the fan. I am on fire
Fire. Not today. I feel unwell
Only leg problems
Yes the legs
Tung where are you in this critical moment?
I am here
Where have you bee?
I was exercising
What? I feel bad
Again?
Rock'n'Roll
Where is Fa?
She's got bitten by a snake. You
are familiar with this place.
Why don't you go find her. We go first
Still can't make it?
This is ridiculous. I was
so close to have him.
That ass screwed my good thing up.
It's your fault. What have you done?
He touched me here and there.
I melted.
Even the nun could not stand it.
Told you about that ass.
Let's think of other solution
No way. Yeung is all mine
Got any plan?
Heard he's fond of drinks.
Are you kidding? Using our Elixir of Lust?
No need to say more
This stuff is really so cool?
Absolutely. lt brings out all
your ultimate desires underneath
What?
Dalfliubllhflld
yulllflhollhlndlpvnol
No way
You little slut. Was it cool?
Now you've tried. It's great isn't it?
You didn't come to me for a while.
Another chick is serving you?
Come on.
We are having an affair.
You belong to the lord.
Do you understand?
Heard the queen hasn't seen
him for more than a week
Really?
How come I don't get the news
It's highly confidential.
No one knows about it
Here comes the Duke
The boss is here
Boss
Alright. Good stuff
Thank you very much
Thanks so much boss
Boss? It's Duke
Thank you Duke
Alright. Alright. What are
you practicing just now?
Dragon feet for the balls
Cool stuff indeed
Indeed
Congratulations!
Time to show it off
Thanks
What?
What is the mission?
Simply Mission Impossible -
The king is out of the
palace. Find him out.
When you spot where he is, take him down.
Taking the lord down is death penalty
What are you afraid of? You are so timid.
The blame is not on us right? Boss?
Duke
Duke
He's right. You are not
the one to be blamed.
I am the one to take all responsibility.
After the lord is down, the world is mine.
My laughter is too dramatic
When are we taking off?
That's right. Must be abundant
Thank you Duke
Why are you calling me so urgently?
Tell you a secret - after my researches
The Elixir of Lust finally comes into life
Great. Yeung faces trouble this time.
But we haven't done the clinical yet
So what?
You use me to do the test
Please brother do you love me?
Of course
Do me a favor
Alright then. Where is it?
Here you go
It stinks
Take it
It stinks
Inhale and exhale
Inhale and exhale?
Come on. Can you feel anything?
Nothing
Strange! It can't be like this.
Oh I get it. It doesn't work on the gay
I'm reacting. It's extending
Greatjob. Spring, Fa come see this.
What is it?
Lord it's here
It stinks. Tung
Yes?
Any refresher?
You have finished using them all.
Ilmlcldhipolnuv!
Why do you take so long?
Quiet. You know my problem
Need a hand?
What is happening? Tung have you
seen things like this before?
What? Where?
Going CraZV?
Going CraZV?
This thing is like crazy
Tung look at this
Lord how come?
How do I know? It became like
this since I sniffed this cloth
Try? Useless? What happened to your hair?
Sticky
Checked it out who has
used this cloth before
No smell
Act now
Noted
My lord
I was in the toilet. What
are you yelling about?
I have found what you asked me to
What is it that smell like that?
This is what you've asked
me to checked it out
Yeh what did you bring me then?
Stealing other's clothes
My nose is blocked. These
are from Spring and Fa
You moron go get more
In“
Of course
Put them right here
No to the toilet
Ok
What else do you need my lord?
Dragon's underpants
Can I put it the other way round?
You get Dragon's underpants
and I get Phoenix's.
Are you against my words?
I dare not to
Then you should you now
Yes Dragon's underpants
This is his fate
Told you before.
No alcohol during office hours.
Iam not drinking. This is my research
What research
You don't know about scientific research.
You only know things about
cooking in the kitchen.
There was a little mistake previously.
This time I must have it absolute right
Brother
Me again?
No way. It almost killed me last
time. Unless Yeung is here.
That guy again. Honestly
if you don't take it, I
take it to Yeung directly
Better not.
That's right. Brother
inhale and exhale
Again?
How's that?
I can feel something.
It's done
Better than last time.
Brother are you alright?
This is ridiculous for they
two doing this together.
Smoke
This feels good
This is much better than last time
This is hard
But this is much powerful
It tastes like cum
Who is it?
Unthinkable
Let's get patent for Elixir of Lust.
OK
Dizzy
Dizzy
The result is actually
better than I expected.
Fortunately I've taken a shower
I can't believe someone
is having a bath here.
Never say or see things which are not right
Better not see.
No way. I am the lord and
must see things clear.
Oh it's you
Oh it's you Phoenix
What are you up to?
Look at you body. It's
a master's piece of work
If you are free, come join
me bathing in the water
The clothes are here. Let me get one first
This is sexy. Let me sniff
Feeling high
Shit. Rock'n'roll
Who is it?
Shit
It's him
Wait. She wants to say something.
This is a weird massage.
How much do you charge?
Who wants your money?
Why are you taking me here?
What information you want to have?
That's right. We didn't
give her chances to speak
Did you see two men in suits
That's right
Did you see a guy with moustache
I can tell you this
Who? Who?
The secret word?
Here I am
As you said before to look at the marks.
Why are you doing this?
Like the old people said
ls your watch working?
You see. The incense gone off
There're plenty of rooms back there
I don't wanna be seen.
The crabs.
You are very clever indeed.
Hope you don't mind what happened last time
Now that people think I'm a whore.
I have my dignity too.
Actually I'm very conservative
you don't look like a whore
You are looking at me with lust.
Lusty but friendly
Actually ...
Don't be like this. I feel shy
Let's do it
Great
Hey what's up
What do you think?
Are you nuts? We're here to
take someone down not partying
ls your information right that
the lord is partying here tonight
Yeh from the paper. How would I lie to you
What we suppose to do tonight?
Moron, it would be crowded tonight.
Do our usual trick
That means what?
That means to put drugs into the drink
So simple?
But where to put?
Use our spontaneity.
This trick comes from me thus
I am getting 90% of the paid.
How is it today
All sold out
really?
Really
I'll reward you
Thank you
Lee
What are you do here?
Entertaining the guests
What?
Go to the kitchen and help. Moron
Your rooms are in there
Come have a drink later
Yes
All VIP rooms are occupied
Do you have enough alcohol to serve?
and there's something special
Oh the Elixir of Lust
Hello This is the richest guy in town,
Ma would you give way a little
Why should I?
Cuz you are not as rich as him
Money is everything?
Come over
Please be seated
How come such a smell of grass
Look at mine
Little with shame
Look at this
Size is not everything.
You know what this is
What?
The best grass in town
To cook with chicken?
What do you know?
Please settle down.
Spring go get the Elixir of Lust for Yeung
Yes
No need to
This is X0 from the West
The is the riches indeed
I've seen in the West but can't afford
How's that?
How do I know?
Not everyone can afford it
This is for the rich
What are you two doing here. Back off.
Get lost now
Good stuff man
Tung give a glass to each of them
One glass only. It's precious
Alright. Enough.
It's really great
Give me some
Yeung. It tastes wonderful.
Can I have some more
Would you excuse me
I really can't stay now.
Will be back in a minute
Alright then. Hurry back
Yes
See you
Show me now
Got all
I'm not fond of chicks. I'm nervous Yeung.
Again. Oh you split it out.
You are wasting this good stuff.
Spring, this is amazing. Tung
Thanks so much
Did you have a blast?
Yes indeed
Yeung, I was asked to bring
you this supreme wine
This is supreme?
We are having X0 from the West
Shit again
I don't believe in bad luck
You are charging me
$3000? $100 at the most
Fuck you. It says on the price list.
Can't leave if you don't pay
Dragon, Phoenix is arguing at the cashier
Who dares.
Let me kick his ass.
Let me check it out. Excuse me.
Tung, Dragon is strange.
Check him out.
Yes
Go on
What is it? Why so mad?
They are not pay.
How dare you! Wanna try this out?
Are you threatening me?
You know who is my boss?
Who? Who?
Frightening indeed
What is it? CID
Sir
What is the matter?
They are not pay
You morons
Keep the change. Can we go now?
Get out
Am I gorgeous?
Yes I appreciate it
Call me Sir
That's so impressive
Don't be like this. I'm not your cup of tea
Please don't
Get some grass
Sorry I lost this time
It's alright. It's no fun
if we are ever winning
Wine is out
Wine is here
We heard wine is out
Here it is specially for you.
What are you doing here? Listening to us?
We are KJB
Oh thought CIA
Almost
Would like some wine?
Yes please
What you two doing here?
The wine was out
that's right
What's ZHI?
The junior servant
What they doing here?
Bring in the wine
Shall we all try it out?
No way this is specially for you
really?
Get some. So?
Not bad
True?
Bitter with a little weird taste
This is the uniqueness
lam high. Addicted.
Do you hear something?
Lord
Who are you two?
Not your business
We are not telling you
Not your concern
LOrd
You're the lord
That's right
You can't blame us. Someone sent us
Who sent you?
You are dying anyway. It's the Duke
It's him. Heard his evil plan.
How come we got assassin?
Keep calm
You took that wine?
Yes the Elixir of Lust
How are you
Glad we're clever to leave early
Can never go back there
Never again
But we have a mission
Damn now what?
If the mission not finished,
Duke would kill us both
Either way ends with death. Better to fight
Let's go back
Great
Have your got patent for Elixir of Lust
Dragon said so couple days earlier
Better get it early.
If not the counterfeits would be everywhere
Do so tomorrow straight away
Here comes again?
Someone coming in from the window.
What do you want?
It's you again
Please kill us both.
We can't do the job.
Better you die. Let me kill you
Alright
You nuts
He refuses
Let's do it
The Ultimate Killer
They are like crouch
What brand is it?
Ultimate
Got patent yet??
Not yet
Why not
Where have you been?
My fault. Let me get you crouch
Phoenix, to reward you,
I name you the first lady and have
all the rich and goodness with me.
Thanks my lord
Back to palace
Celebration of the peace and prosperity