The Rugrats Movie (1998) - full transcript

Whoa, whoa!

This place
gives me the juicebumps.

Maybe we should go back.

- Very back!
- No!

We can't go back now, you guys.

Okey-Dokey Jones never goes back!

Hang on to your diapies, babies.

We're going in.

That's Tommy Pickles.

He's the bravest baby I ever knowed.

And that's Phil and Lil.



Well, they like worms.

And I'm Chuckie.

Ah, I'm not so brave.

But that's okay,

'cause I got Tommy,
and he's my bestest friend.

Watch out!

- Guys, keep moving!
- It's right behind us!

Tommy!

Help me.

Come on, Chuckie!

Tommy.

You kids shouldn't be playing in here.

We thought the fun times
would last forever.

But we was wrong.



Oh, my.

- Upsy-daisy, Deed.
- Thanks.

Thank you for inviting me
to your baby shower, Mrs. Pickles.

Glad you could be here, Susie.

- What a pretty party dress, Angelica.
- Thank you.

My mommy's assistant bought it
especially for my aunt Didi's party.

Don't say a word.

All right, I got $20
on eight pounds, six ounces.

- Eight pounds six. Who's got eight-seven?
- I'm in for 12.

Twelve pounds? What are you, crazy?

Gosh, you can hardly tell
she's gained any weight.

Oh, don't worry.

I mean, you know, from behind.

There you are, Didala.
Come. Look what we got for you.

Boris, move your tuchus.

A goat?

Oh, Mom, you shouldn't have.

Nothing better for the little bubbale
than goat's milk.

Except maybe yak.

But you try finding good yak these days.

He's saying, "Hello."

Here you go, kinderlach,
some chocolate coins.

Teething on everything, I... Oh!

- Aren't you gonna eat it, Tommy?
- Nope. I'm saving it for my baby sister.

- Oh, you mean, she finally came?
- Not yet.

But they're giving her this big party,

so I'm pretty sure today's the day.

Do you think she got losted
on her way to the party?

I don't know.
Maybe we better go look for her.

Come on.

But, Tommy, she could be anywheres.

- Watch it, pups.
- Careful.

I'll get back to you, Jonathan.

I've got to say hi to the life
of the party. How's our little man?

I told you, Charlotte,
Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.

That windbag thought Phil and Lil
were intestinal gas.

Face it, Dolly. Riding high, it's a guy.

Well, you know what they say,
"Born under Venus, look for a--"

Hello?

Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert.

I don't see any of you
with a PhD in Latin.

Yeah, pig Latin maybe.

Well, let's just hope
for Tommy's sake it's a girl.

I'd hate to think how much my pups would
be squabbling if they were both boys.

Uh-uh-uh!
Let's not do any gender stereotyping.

After all, Stu and Drew are brothers,
and they get along just fine.

- Pushy! Bossy!
- Lazy! Inconsiderate!

- Nosy! Busybody.
- Good-for-nothing!

Why can't you listen to me?

We're talking about a real job, Stu,
with benefits.

I'm not gonna waste my life

as a clock-punching,
paper-pushing, bean-counting...

Oh, no offense.

You barely make ends meet now.

You've got no insurance, no savings,
and another kid on the way.

For your information, bro,

I am working on something right now

that is going to put this branch
of the Pickles family on easy street.

- What is it this time, an electric sponge?
- Of course not!

That was last year.

This... This is the Reptar Wagon.

The ultimate in toddler transportation.

The perfect children's toy!

In my day, we had plenty of fun
just throwing rocks at each other.

Big bag of dirt clods,
that's what the kids want.

The Reptar Corporation
is holding a toy design contest,

- and the winner gets $500!
- Ooh!

And there'll be plenty more
if this toy's a hit,

and I'll be famous.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you said
when you built that stupid thing.

Maybe Dactar was a little bit complex,

but this... this...

Watch!

I am Reptar. Hear me roar.

I am Reptar! Hear me roar!

Conflabbit!

Can't a man work in his own basement
without getting barbecued?

Okay, so maybe real fire
isn't the best idea for a children's toy.

Tommy, somebody's been coloring your room.

Yep, it's for my new sister.

How are we gonna find her, Tommy?

Yeah, we don't even know
what she looks like.

Well, she's a girl like me,

so we know she'll be prettiful.

Oh, brother!

You dumb babies got a lot to learn
about the facts of lice.

Now, get out of my way.

I gotta get back to the dessert table

before the grown-ups
get all the good stuff.

Angelica, can you help us
find my baby sister?

I wouldn't be in such a big hurry
if I was you, Tommy.

'Cause when the new baby gets here,

she's gonna get all the toys
and the love and the attention.

And your mommy and daddy
will forget all about you.

It'll be like, "Look, Deed.

There's that little bald kid
in the house again."

My mommy and daddy won't forget me.

That's what Spike said
before you were born.

Back when his name was Paul.

- Paul?
- Yeah.

But then you came along,
and they put him out in the rain,

and he turned into a dog.

That's not gonna happen to me, Angelica.

My mommy and daddy
will love me no matter what.

♪ A baby is really neat ♪

♪ A baby is a special treat ♪

Who does Susie Carmichael
think she is?

♪ A baby has a tiny nose ♪

♪ A baby is a little dickens ♪

♪ A baby is a cuddly chicken ♪

♪ A baby is lots of joy ♪

♪ A baby will get all the toys ♪

What are you doing?

♪ A baby has a smiley face ♪

♪ A baby is from outside space ♪

- Angelica.
- Susie.

♪ A baby is extra fancy ♪

♪ A baby poops in its pantsies ♪

- Cut it out!
- No!

♪ Like a birdie singing in a tree ♪

♪ More like Reptar screaming in your ear ♪

♪ A baby is a gift ♪

♪ A gift from a Bob ♪

♪ A baby is a gift ♪

♪ From a Bob, Bob, Bob ♪

♪ A baby is a gift ♪

♪ A gift from a Bob... ♪

Tommy, do you really think babies
are a gift from a Bob?

I don't know. Why?

Because if Bob bringed a gift,
it's probably one of them.

♪ A baby is very special ♪

♪ A baby is, is not! ♪

Betty, it's time.

It's time? Oh, boy.

Everybody to your stations, people!

Howard, get Stu.
Charlotte, call the hospital.

Deed, start your breathing.
Come on, good girl.

Up we go, sprout.
We got a Pickle to deliver.

We're going to the car, kids.

Will somebody turn that sprinkler off?

Now that's what I call a baby shower.

Welcome to the Werner P. Lipschitz Center
for Holistic Birthing,

offering the modern parent

the state of the art
in primitive birth alternatives.

Oh! Mrs. Pickles.

You weren't due till next week, now, dear.

Geez, well, I guess we could try
and squeeze you in somewhere.

But Dr. Lipschitz promised us
the all-natural Zen experience

in the Tibetan terrace room.

In my day, a woman just dropped her baby
in the potato field and kept going.

Ah! Yes, the old country room.

Do you have anything a little cleaner?

Well, we could try
the aquatic immersion room.

She's having a baby, not a gefilte fish.

Oh!

Stu, Didi,
Randy called to say you were on your way.

I didn't realize
you were bringing the whole party.

How far apart are the pains, hon?

Oh, they're pretty much constant.

Okay, Didi,
let's go and get you settled in, huh?

Here you go, sprout.

Don't worry, sweetie,
Mommy's going to be okay.

Oh, gosh, Tommy,
your mommy sure seems upset.

Maybe your baby sister really is losted.

Whoa. Maybe we can buy a new one.

Where are we gonna find a baby
in a place like this?

You got any queens?

Go fish.

Dr. Howard, please report
to intensive care for your treatments.

Hmm!

Hey, a baby store.

Nice and wiggly.

You guys,
help me pick one my mom will like.

- ♪ Where am I? ♪
- ♪ How did I get here? ♪

♪ Today is very different than yesterday ♪

♪ So this is the world? ♪

♪ I miss my old womb ♪

♪ This wallpaper here
Just ain't the same ♪

♪ This world is something strange ♪

- ♪ I'm wet ♪
- ♪ I'm cold ♪

♪ I need a change ♪

♪ This world is something new to me ♪

♪ Oh, my head ♪

♪ What is this? ♪

- ♪ I can't take it ♪
- ♪ Me, either ♪

- ♪ I'm hungry ♪
- ♪ I'm tired ♪

♪ I'm irritated ♪

♪ I love the extra leg room ♪

♪ Man, they cut my cord ♪

♪ Consider yourself lucky ♪

♪ This world is way foo big ♪

♪ And populated by fuzzy pigs ♪

♪ This world is something new to me ♪

♪ This world is such a gas ♪

♪ PU, where's your class? ♪

♪ This world is something new to me ♪

♪ Quiet! Can't a guy get some shut-eye? ♪

♪ It's so noisy in here! ♪

I can barely hear myself suck! ♪

♪ Food here tastes pretty good ♪

♪ My compliments to the chef ♪

♪ And you gotta holler to get fed ♪

♪ But I could get used to that ♪

♪ This world is way too bright ♪

♪ Can somebody turn down the light? ♪

♪ So that's what that thing looks like ♪

♪ All things here are meant for play ♪

♪ It's gonna be a real cool day ♪

♪ This world is something new to me ♪

♪ Real cool ♪

♪ This world is something new to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

There you are.

You kinder gave my ticker such a scare.

All right, Didi, you can do it. Push now.

Have we got a good reading on the EFM?

Here it comes.

- Gorgeous!
- Deed, she's so beautiful.

She's... She's a boy.

Hello, my wonderful, sweet baby boy.

Well, I guess we won't be naming him
after my mother.

He doesn't look much like a Trixie.

What about my cousin Dylan?

Dylan Prescott Pickles.

- Hmm.
- Dil Pickles.

Yeah, I like it.

Here you go, sprout.

Tommy, I want you
to meet someone very special.

This is your brother Dylan.

Dil, this is Tommy.

Baby.

See? They already love each other.

Well, that's a start.

Deed, what are we gonna do?

He hasn't stopped crying
since we brought him home.

Somehow it's not as much fun
around here anymore.

Yeah. What's your brother so sad about?

I don't know.
But whatever it is, it must be really bad.

- Maybe he's broked!
- What?

- Broked!
- Broked!

Broked?

He's not broked.

He's a... Just a little loud!

Oh! That baby's getting on my nerves.

Direct from Moscow,
the Banana Brothers Monkey Circus.

Featuring the most amazing monkey

since Brezhnev!

This is real monkey business,

so Trotsky on down
to the Banana Brothers Monkey Circus!

Grandpa! Can we go to the circus?

It's enough of a circus
around here already.

...now arriving on track one.

Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys,
I get us coffee.

No, Igor, you stay and watch monkeys,
and I get us coffee.

Nyet!
Monkeys, watch you. I get coffee!

I think coffee's better in St. Petersburg.

Nyet, is better in Kiev.

No, it's better in St. Petersburg.

Nothing is better in St. Petersburg.

Look! The train!

Let me out!

Stop!

"And then the wizard looked down
at the little boy and said,

'Your wish has been granted.'

And the little boy looked..."

Deed!

Help.

I'll be back, sweetie.

All I did was cough, Deed.

I tried not to,
but I had a feeling in my throat.

And then I coughed.

And now he's crying.
And now he's got the hiccups.

Oh, Stu.

- Stu?
- Yeah?

Why don't you sing Dil a lullaby?

- I'm too tired to sing.
- All right.

I'll make something up.

Good.

♪ Baby, please, rest your head ♪

Yeah.

♪ Now it is time for bed ♪

- That's good.
- Thanks.

♪ You're cuter than... ♪

♪ Uncle Ned ♪

♪ Our little... ♪

♪ Uh, quadruped? ♪

Oh, Stu.

- It didn't work.
- I know.

He's still awake.

I got one. I got one.

Okay.

♪ Twinkle, twinkle, how time flies... ♪

♪ Slowly in the starry skies ♪

♪ Baby, please, close your eyes ♪

Shh, shh.

♪ You're as sweet as... ♪

♪ Apple pies ♪

♪ As you grow ♪

♪ And love and play ♪

♪ In our hearts ♪

♪ You'll always stay ♪

♪ So sleep and dream ♪

♪ The night away ♪

That was good.

♪ Baby, please, rest your head ♪

♪ Now it is time for bed ♪

♪ Please stop ♪

♪ Don't you see? ♪

♪ I want Mom and Dad for me ♪

Oh, hey, sprouts,
crate's no place for you to play.

You wouldn't wanna get shipped to Japan
with Reptar, now would you?

I better put this
where I can keep an eye on it.

Dil, that's Tommy's blankie.

Yeah, it used to sleep with me
before we even got you.

My blankie!

He's not very nice.

Ow!

That's not how you get things
from a brother, Tommy.

It's not?

No, it is not. Here, watch.

Hey, that's my Reptar, Lillian!

- Is not, Phillip!
- Is too, Lillian!

- Is not!
- Is too!

Is not!

See, Tommy? Now you try it.

Teddy mine!

- Mine!
- Mine!

- Mine!
- Mine!

- Mine!
- Mine!

Gosh, Tommy learns fast.

Yeah.

Hurry, Pop,
they'll be here to pick it up any minute.

Daddy, why can't I watch
Shirleylock Holmes at our house?

I'll never be able to hear it
with that new baby

squawking the whole time.

Now, sweetheart, Daddy's got to put in
a little overtime today,

so that Mommy won't be so ashamed
of his quarterly earnings.

Hi, Uncle Stu.

Sorry to hear your pony is so slow.

We don't have a pony, Angelica.

Then how come you told Mommy
Aunt Didi got saddled with a loser?

"Loser"?

I...

Excuse me, bro.

My tax deductions are crying!

You can't deduct them
if you don't have any income!

Tommy! Dil!

Boys, what are you doing?

Dil, what say we give Tommy
a little turn with the bear? Huh?

Or not.

Hey, champ,
why don't you come with me for a minute?

I got something to show you

that's even better
than your old teddy bear.

We weren't gonna give you this
until you were a little bit older,

but I think now's the right time.

Shiny, huh?

And Grandpa Lou put your picture inside.

I know it's hard, Tommy.

You have a little brother now,
and that's a big change.

Dil can be pretty tough
to get along with, huh?

But sometimes little brothers,

they aren't everything
you'd hoped they'd be.

That's why big brothers
have got to have faith.

And one day, you'll see,

he'll change.

- Ooh!
- After all,

you've got responsibility now.

I know I can trust
that you'll stick by Dil's side

and be a swell big brother.

Sponsatility.

- Wow!
- Wow!

What is that, you guys?

Reptar!

On wheels.

What do you think it's for?

I don't know.

I bet it could take us to the baby store.

Great idea, Lillian.

We could take Dil to the hopsicle

- and get Tommy's moneys back.
- Yeah.

- It's money back bearantee.
- Guys.

Guys, Tommy's not gonna
be happy about this.

Well, he's sure not happy now.

Well...

You watch.

Once Dil goes back to the baby store,
Tommy will be happy.

I don't know about this.

What are you doing?

We-- Well, actually, Lillian was...

We're taking Dil
back to the hopsicle, Tommy.

We're gonna get your moneys back.

What? You can't do that.

My mommy and daddy want to keep him.

See? See?

Why? All he does is cry and poop.

- So do you.
- I don't cry that much.

Well, you poop an awful lot.

Look who's talking, Mr. Chocolate Pants.

I am not a poopie monster!

More Shirleylock Holmes: Girl Detective

right after these messages.

- We thought you'd be happy, Tommy.
- Well, I'm not.

Hey, babies. Knock it off.

Cynthia and me are trying to watch TV.

Huh?

Hey, hands off the merchandise, pinkie.

Whoa!

- Pretty good.
- Pretty good.

Be nice, Angelica. He didn't mean it.

You wanna ride in a wagon?

I'll give you a ride,

to outside space.

Ow!

My show!

Next commercial,
you babies are in big trouble!

All aboard.

Just walk away, Chuckie. Walk away.

Oh! Wait for me!

- Which way to the hopsicle?
- We're not going to the hopsicle!

Well, we're going somewheres.

Uh, pardon me.
Pickup for Pickles to Japan?

Take it away, take it away.

Yeah, have a good day.

Pipe down, Spike!

Me and Cynthia are watching...

Cynthia?

Nice try, babies. Now give me back my...

Cynthia!

They took Cynthia. Spike. Come on.

You're gonna be my butthound.

We gotta search every doghouse,
playhouse, tree house, and dollhouse!

I want those foogitives back in custardy.

Bad dog! Bad dog!

Stop!

Deed, just go to the spa and relax.

Pop and I are doing fine
taking care of the...

Pop? Where's the crate?

Huh? Huh? Oh.

Uh, I guess the delivery folks
must have come.

Wow! They loaded her up
and everything, huh?

Stu, let me talk to Tommy.

Sure, I'll let you talk to Tommy.

Um, Pop, where are the kids?

That's funny.

They were here a minute ago,
playing in the...

- The crate!
- The crate!

Honey, I'm gonna have to call you back.

♪ I am Reptar, hear me roar ♪

♪ I am Reptar, the King of Dinosaurs ♪

Whoa!

♪ Go! What be going on over here? ♪

♪ Coming through fop speed
You better stand clear ♪

♪ You better beware or step somewhere
We about to blast outta here, excitement ♪

♪ Yes, I hope you know we come through ♪

♪ To cause chaos like Darth Vader
Turn on your radar ♪

♪ On the downhill racing
I'm holding my head ♪

Whoa!

♪ I am Reptar, hear me roar
I am Reptar, the King of Dinosaurs... ♪

Whoa!

♪ Get out of the fast lane
It says your moving too slow ♪

♪ On your marks, get set, ready, go! ♪

Whoa!

♪ On your marks, get set, ready, go!
On your marks, get set, ready, go! ♪

♪ On your marks, get set, ready, go! ♪

Ow!

How could you fall asleep when
you were supposed to be watching the kids?

We'll never find the babies
with this jerk in front of us!

This is more fun than picking noses.

Or making bubbles in the bathtub.

I don't know if I should throw up
or throw down.

I've turned this plane upside down,
and I assure you there are no children.

- No.
- We found a kid,

but he's not the one you're looking for.

Tommy!

Sprout?

Dil!

Angelica?

Where can they be? We gotta find them!

Find what?

Einstein here lost the kids.

I lost the kids?

See?

Where are we?

I don't know.

It looks kinda like the park.

Only biggerer.

Biggerer?

This place is biggerer than the park
and the backyard all put together.

This is bad, you guys. This is bad.

Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother
is broked again.

Oh, no. Dil, are you okay?

I think he's gonna explode.

- Poopie.
- What?

Pooping!

Ew!

Well, I guess
we'll have to change his diapie.

What do you mean, "we"?

I can't believe you left them

with your father.

The man slept through Pearl Harbor,
for heaven's sakes.

I sounded the alarm as soon as I could.

Ah, Mrs. Pickles,
did your son have any enemies?

- Oh.
- Uh-huh.

Any underworld or mob connections?

He is a baby!

The powder goes on his bottom, Tommy!

Well, I'm doing the best I can.

- Pee-pee.
- Look out.

Stop it, Dil.

Get off me.

Frog! Frog! Ah!

- Your brother made a frog jump on me!
- Stop it.

- Stop it.
- Stop it.

- You stop it!
- Stop it.

- Stop it.
- Stop it.

Hey, guys, maybe we should
stop playing around

and figure out how to get home.

But, Tommy,
we don't even know where we are.

I know. I've got my sponsatility!

What's a sponsatility, Tommy?

Sounds yucky.

No, it's what you get
for being a big brother.

It's just like Okey-Dokey Jones uses
when he has to find his way home.

I thought that's called a crumpus.

Well, my dad gave it to me,
and he called it a sponsatility.

- Where's it say to go?
- Well, um...

Uh, hmm...

This way. Ah, hmm...

That's the way! Straight up that hill!

Whoa!

Bad dog! Bad dog! Stop!

Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

You know, not all dogs go to heaven.

There he is.

Mr. Pickles,
is it true you shipped your own children

to Tokyo in a wooden box?

Is it true a dingo ate your baby?

Mr. Pickles, how many pecks
of pickled peppers did you pick?

Look.

Childhood, a time of innocence,
a time of joy.

A time of unspeakable,
unrelenting tragedy.

Mrs. Pickles, tell us how it feels

to know you may never see
your children again.

Criminy!

Can't you pit bulls show some compassion?

I'm so sorry. Forgive me.

Please tell us how it feels

to know you may never see
your children again.

- That's it! Let me at him!
- Hold your horses, Betty.

All right!

Hold on, Jonathan.
There's an alarming crowd at my in-laws',

indicating either a yard sale
or a family tragedy.

- Let me get back to you.
- It's the brother. Hey!

Mr. Pickles, how does it feel knowing
your brother lost your only daughter?

He what?

Share your pain.

You're breaking my arm!

Only 'cause I can't reach your neck!

- You moronic idiot!
- And there you have it.

Two sour Pickles and young Tammy,
baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill,

little Chunky and poor Amelia,
all vanished without a trace.

I'm Rex Pester,

and I'll be back
with more Big Action News.

Mr. Swenson on Center
saw Angelica and Spike

run through his garden
and head north on I-99.

- My baby!
- Let's go!

Private First Class Pickles
reporting for duty.

Just get in. Come on.

Good job, you guys.

We're almost there.

Good, Dil. Now, play nice.

Not much fun back there, is it?

We're doing okay.

That's some good hitting there, Dilly.

I'm hungry.

Right about now my daddy'd be making me
a fried bologna sandwich. Mmm!

I can almost smell that burning.

Ooh! It tastes all crunchy.

Stop it, Chuckie. You're making me hungry.

Oh, no.

We can't see our houses from here, Tommy.

We can't see any houses from here.

We're doomed. Doomed.

Doomed, I tell you.

Mrs. Pickles, I know this is hard for you,

but can you identify this binky?

This is all Dil's fault, right, Chuckie?

- Uh...
- Nuh-uh!

This never would have happened

if you hadn't putted him in the wagon
in the first place. Right, Chuckie?

Um, nuh-uh!

It's not our fault you got a bad, naughty,
stinky baby for a brother!

He's not naughty.

He's just a... He's just a baby!

How could you be mad
just because you're, um...

standing there all nakey?

I mean, I'm sure he's just trying to help.

And 'sides, it's hot-- phew--
'sploring in the woods all day.

A little breeze feels good.
Just what I needed.

Oh, thank you, Dil.

Those hippups
are really starting to bug me.

Face it, Tommy.

Having a baby brother
just isn't what you expected.

Hey, you guys, look.

Somebody's house. Tommy was right.

Wow! My sponsatility does work.

Yeah, but who'd have a house
way out here in the forest?

Maybe a lizard lives there.

A lizard?

You know, a big guy
with a pointy hat that grants wishes.

All's we gots to do is knock on the door
and say we wanna go home.

See? Then everything
will be back to Norman.

- Thank Bob.
- Thank you, Bob.

Come on, guys!
We're off to see the lizard!

Tommy, are you okay?

I'm fine.

I just tripped in a little hole,
that's all.

Gosh, it looks kinda like Spike's feet,

only if he was a giant.

I saw feetprints like that
in our storybook.

A wolf made them, and then he ate
that little red riding girl.

A wolf ate a girl?

Uh... They got her out.

I don't think it's a wolf, Chuckie.

If it was, we'd hear him say...

That was pretty good.

I didn't do anything.

- Do you see the wolf?
- I don't know what he looks like.

Teeth! Teeth and fur!

And teeth!

No, Dil.

Bad Dil.

No.

I am Reptar!

Margaret? That's your name, isn't it?

I'm sure you've run afoul
of many a scary pedestrian.

But out here, we have what you might call...

Hmm. How should I put it?

Actual danger.

Danger?

Grizzlies that'll rip
the top off your car.

Bobcats, wolves, wolverines,
which are something entirely different.

And dragons.

Tommy, I saw some grown-ups. Stop! Stop!

I don't know how.

Well, I hope you figure it out,
'cause I didn't bring no bathing suit!

Whoa!

Ah!

Phew!

Any further,
and I would have needed a fresh diapie.

Dil, no!

Aqua Reptar, engage.

I'm telling you, I saw a dragon.

Margaret.

A big, green, fire-breathing dragon.

I've got to call headquarters.

While you're at it,
you might ask for a new assignment,

say, a city park.

'Cause, you see, out here in the country,
you have to be just a little tougher.

The dragon! I just saw it! I saw it!

Where? Where?

Where? Here? Where?

Bingo. Lookee here.

A wrapper from a Cynthia sweet bar.

My angel. She's been here.

Yep, I figure she's tracking the sprouts.

It's the Pickles' blood.

I myself spent 15 days

tracking Sitting Bull
through the Northwest Territory.

- The year was 19...
- Over here!

We found some wheel tracks and
baby footprints heading into the woods.

Well, actually, Howard found them.
Although, see, I saw them.

They must be in my Reptar Wagon.

It's the perfect children's toy.

You and your stupid inventions!

My stupid inventions?

That's it!

All right, the pups are in the woods.

You men, follow those tracks.

We'll head to the ranger's station
and start the search from there.

Now, move! Hut, hut, hut, hut!

Stu, where are you going?

Trust me, Deed. I have a plan.

I got it. I got the shot.

Slob the poop deck, Mr. Phil.

Hoist the ankle, number one.

♪ A pirate's life is a life for me ♪

♪ Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum ♪

♪ I get sea sick on the sea ♪

♪ Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum ♪

♪ Hoist the Reptar flag real high! ♪

♪ My sword is pointed to the sky ♪

♪ You need a patch across your eye ♪

- ♪ From Zanzibar ♪
- ♪ To candy bar ♪

♪ Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum ♪

♪ We search for treasures near and far ♪

♪ Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum ♪

♪ Beware your ship should cross our path ♪

♪ We'll shoot a cannon through your mast ♪

♪ Remove your gold baboons by half ♪

Yo ho ho ho ho!

♪ A pirate's life is the life for me ♪

♪ Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum ♪

♪ Adventure on the open sea ♪

♪ Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum ♪

Dil!

Help me, Tommy!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Fish!

Man overboard!

Hang on, Chuckie.

Look at him go.

Tommy, why didn't you help me?

I'm sorry, Chuckie,
but Dil, he needed me, and he's just a...

- Just a baby.
- Just a baby.

Uh-oh!

Hard to port side!

Turn! Turn around!

Help me, you guys!

Help!

Tommy.

Dil, no!

Ooh!

Now, I knew my Dactar would come in handy.

Pop, are you okay?

Oh, Pop.

Do you think we'll still be able
to find the lizard's house, Tommy?

Uh... Oh, sure, Chuckie.

Long as I got my sponsatility,
we'll never be losted.

Which way are we apposed to go?

Um... uh... um...

That way.

Hey, lookee, footprints.

Maybe there's other babies around here.

Those are our feetprints, Chuckie.

You're leading us
around and around, Tommy.

But it was working before.

I don't think it ever worked.

I think your sponsatility's broke,
just like your brother.

My brother is not broke!

He pulled the lever!

He tried to send us into the big Jacuzzi.

We could have been drownded.

Hey, you guys!

What is it, Chuckie?

Clown!

What's a train doing
in the middle of the forest?

Maybe some giant baby
losted his choo choo.

♪ Ooh, eeh, ooh-ah-ah
Ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang ♪

♪ Ooh, eeh, ooh-ah-ah
Ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang ♪

♪ You want to learn something
That I can teach to you ♪

♪ You want to know a secret
That I swear is true ♪

♪ Monkeys, we have more fun
Than humans ever do ♪

♪ Ooh, eeh, ooh-ah-ah
Ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang ♪

♪ Ooh, eeh, ooh-ah-ah
Ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang ♪

♪ We learn to climb and swing
Before we learn to run ♪

♪ We like to party
And there's room for everyone ♪

♪ Come join us
If you really want to have some fun ♪

♪ Ooh, eeh, ooh-ah-ah
Ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang ♪

♪ Ooh, eeh, ooh-ah-ah
Ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang ♪

♪ You never see us tired ♪

♪ 'Cause we're way too smart for working ♪

♪ A monkey knows a lot more than a man ♪

♪ We love swinging in the trees
And eating our bananas ♪

♪ Don't you know we never need a plan? ♪

Mine! Mine!

What? What do you want?

Hungry, hungry.

♪ Ooh, eeh, ooh-ah-ah
Ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang... ♪

But I really want
to go play with the monkeys.

Hungry, hungry.

Watch my brother.
I gotta get the diapie bag.

Hey, leave him alone. He's not a nanner.

Oh, no. Hey, guys, help!

There's a monkey
who's trying to take Tommy's brother.

- So?
- Oh, just help me, okay?

Don't touch my hair. Hey.

Buzz off!

Let go!

- Okay!
- Okay!

This is just great.

I tell you, it can't get any worser than...

...this.

- At least the monkeys are gone.
- Yeah.

And they took baby Dil with them.

Hey, Spike!

Where are you going, you dumb dog?

Hey. My rolly blade is cracked.

Oh, Cynthia.

Are they taking care of you?

Will they know to comb your hair,

or change you into your sports jumper
with matching neckerchief at lunch time?

PU, Spike! Dog breath!

Spike?

Don't worry. This time she'll fly.

I'm facing into the wind.

- He's ready?
- No.

- Go?
- No!

All right, then!

Oh, this is bad. Bad.

Shh! Here comes Tommy.

Put the blankie on him.

Okay, guys. I got it.

Um, I think it's gonna rain, Tommy.

Oh, yeah. We better go.

I gotta finish feeding my brother.

I don't think he's hungry.

Yeah. And besides, he's...

A monkey?

Wow! Look at that!

My brother turned into a monkey?

Come on, Tommy. We gotta get outta here.

I can't go home
with my brother being a monkey.

Oh! But, Tommy,
we gotta get to the lizard's house.

That's it! I'll get the lizard
to wish him back into a people.

But the lizard's
only gonna give us one wish.

Yeah, and if you use it up on Dil,
how are we gonna get home?

He's my brother, Chuckie.
I have to wish him back.

- You can't do that.
- Yes, I can.

What would you do
if Phil turned into a monkey?

That's different. I like Phillip!

'Sides, you'd be wasting your wish anyway,

'cause that's not even your brother.

Wait a minute.

What Lillian means is, um...

the monkeys kind of took baby Dil,
and we just--

We thought you wouldn't mind
a baby monkey instead.

- What?
- Lookee, Tommy, nobody likes him.

We're gonna find that lizard, Tommy.

You can find your brother by yourself.

Will you help me, Chuckie?

Sorry, Tommy.

But... But you're my bestest friend.

Yeah? Well, if I'm your bestest friend,

then how come when I got throwed up on,
you didn't help me? Huh? Huh?

And when I falled overboard,
you didn't help me.

And then when the monkey dropped me,

you didn't even care about my boo-boo.

Face it, Tommy.

You don't got a bestest friend no more.

All you gots is a brother.

Oh, um...

Fine. I'll go find him by myself.

You dumb butthound!

Fine. I hope you turn into a frog.

I'll find Cynthia myself.

♪ One way or another ♪

♪ I'm gonna find you ♪

♪ I'm gonna get you
Get you, get you, get you ♪

♪ Some way or another ♪

♪ I'm gonna win you ♪

♪ I'm gonna get you
Get you, get you, get you ♪

♪ Cynthia, oh, Cynthia ♪

♪ I need to see you
I need to see you, see you, see you ♪

♪ From that kid or his brother ♪

♪ I'm gonna get you
I'm gonna get you, I'll get you ♪

♪ I find those full diaper bags ♪

♪ And if you're ripped or you're hurt ♪

♪ I'll push them in dirt ♪

Yeah!

Stop! I said stop!

Cynthia!

Hey! Give me back my brother! Shoo!

Get out of here, you monkey!

Go!

Come on. Let's get out of this rain.

I know you rookies can get excited
and lose your heads,

but veterans like me know the key is
to remain calm and cool and collected.

Please, our kids are lost in the storm.

You've got to help us.

There's dragons out there!

I'm a park ranger,

not a Knight of the Round Table!

Go find somebody with a lance!

Never mind him. Come with me.

Where you going? Come here.
I got... The dragon... I saw it.

We'll just have a little bottle

and take a nice nappy,
and everything will be okay.

Mine! Mine!

But I'm hungry, too.

Stop it!

Dil, that's enough.

Stop it!

You didn't leave any for me!

All gone.

Dil.

Dil!

My blankie! My blankie!

- Dil!
- My blankie!

My blankie!

I need some blankie, too.

Mine! Mine!

- Mine!
- Mine!

Mine!

Lookee, lookee.

You think it's funny?

Phil and Lil was right!

You're a bad, naughty baby,
and you're never gonna get any better!

I'm through being your big brother!

I don't want my sponsatility no more!

Monkey. My monkey.

Mine.

You want monkeys?

Okay. I'll give you monkeys.

You'll have a monkey mommy
and a monkey daddy

and a monkey brother!

I should've let my friends
take you back to the hopsicle,

but, "No," I said.

"He didn't mean it," I said.
"He was only playing.”

Well, I was wrong!

Now I don't even have friends.

Dil wants monkeys,

and monkeys want the nanners.

So everybody gets what they want.

My nanana.

My nanana.

I'm sorry, Dil.

It's okay, Dil.

Everything is gonna be okay.

Phil?

Lil?

Oh, Phil.

Chuckie?

He always loved climbing on trees.

Now a tree's climbed on him.

He was my favoritest brother.

Speak to me, Phillip.

Hey, you guys seen my shoes?

Phillip!

I don't like this adventure
anymore, Phillip.

Gosh, Chuckie,
this time we really are doomed.

Doomed! Doomed!

Doomed!

- Phillip!
- Snap out of it, Lillian.

We gotta find the lizard.

I don't know, guys.

If we find the lizard and Tommy doesn't,

how's he ever gonna get home?

What are you worried about him for?

He's the one who was gonna let you
get eated by a fish.

All he cares about now is baby Dil.

Yeah, well, somebody has to.

Don't they?

♪ Baby, please, rest your head ♪

♪ Soon we will be home in bed ♪

♪ Until then, I'll protect you ♪

♪ Like no other ♪

♪ You're okay for a little brother ♪

My Tommy.

My Dil.

Oh!

We'll never find them.

Can't you do something?

Come on, baby. Come on!

Sky Pickle to Ground Pickle.

Stu? Stu, is that you?

Roger that, Deed.

We have aerial search!

Oh, no.

Nice monkeys, uh...

Not so fast, you monkeys!

Lil! Phil! You came back!

Oh, but where's...

I am Reptar, the perfect children's toy!

Chuckie!

Hi, Tommy!

Hey, monkeys!

You want nanners?

Well, come and get 'em!

Gosh, I never knowed he was so brave.

Yeah. I'm gonna miss him.

Well, we better get in the wagon
and get out of here.

No! You guys take Dil
and go look for the lizard.

I gotta go help my bestest friend.

Whoa!

Dumb dog.

There's no babies around here.

There you are!

Hand over my Cynthia, Finster.

Run, Angelica! The monkeys is coming!

- Huh?
- The monkeys is coming!

Cynthia!

Hey!

Whoa!

Stop!

Spike!

You found me.

Ugh!

Nice monkeys. Nice monkeys.

I was only kidding.

Don't be mad at me. Please?

Okay.

Help.

Tommy. Thank goodness.

Come on, Chuckie!

Chuckie!

The lizard's house.

Let's find the others.

We gots a lizard to see!

I can't look. I can't look!

Spike.

Spike!

My ball.

Don't let them take me, Tommy.

I don't want to be monkey boy!

Hang on to your diapies, babies!

Good one, Dil.

- Nice!
- Dilly!

Thanks, Dil.

Dilly, you're my hero.

Bye-bye, monkeys.

Ah! Ooh! Stop it.

Cynthia!

Hey, you stupid diaper bags!
Wait for me!

Dumb monkeys.

After all I've done for you babies,

you were gonna leave me
and Cynthia behind!

I didn't know she could fly.

I think it's 'cause she's a witch.

Hang on, Angelica!

A truckload of babies
and their pet horse lost in the woods.

Our hearts go out

- to their grief-stricken parents.
- Whoa! Whoa!

- Oh! Oh! Look out!
- Pickles!

Now look what you've done!

Are you out of your mind, Pickles?

And I never won an Emmy!

Oops.

I'm coming, Tommy.

I'm coming, Dil. Whoa! Ah!

Hurry up, babies.

Don't let them take me.

Don't let them take Cynthia.

I don't think
they're gonna take anyone. Look.

- Bye-bye, monkeys!
- Hooray!

Dumb-dumb monkeys!

We wanna go home. We wanna go home.

Yucky.

- Yay, Spike!
- Spike, Spike!

- No, Spike!
- Spike!

- Spike! Oh, no!
- Go get him, Spikey!

You dumb wolf!

Spike!

Spike?

Oh, Spike.

Dumb dog.

Why'd you have to go and...

Whoa!

Deed, I found them!

They're over by the ranger station!

I'm going in!

The lizard.

Please, Mr. Lizard, we wish we could go...

We wish we had our doggie back.

Spike.

He's alive.

Thank you, Mr. Lizard!

My babies!

Oh, Dil!

My darling!

Thank goodness!

We're here.
Betty... Betty and Daddy are here.

- Oh, you rascals.
- Oh!

- Daddy's here. Oh, Chuckie!
- Angelica, sweetheart.

- Everything's going to be okay.
- Mommy! Daddy!

Did you miss me? Are you okay?

You've got the Pickle spirit, son.

Maybe not the brains, but the spirit.

Stu, you did it. You found our boys.

Yeah, I guess I did.

- My little furry comrades.
- Yes.

My splendid monkeys, come to papa.

Who's your daddy?

Babies and monkeys, both lost.
Now both found.

This is my story, pal.

I'm Rex Pester. Stay tuned.

No, not the toupee. No.

Go get him, you little simians!

Time for your close-up.

Oh, dear. Wow. That was bad.

I'm sorry about all this, Drew.

It's all right, little brother.

For a nincompoop, you're not half bad.

Now I have my whole family together again.

Remember there was Swamptar?

Yeah, I remember that...

So that was our big adventure.

The monkeys founded their daddies,

and we all gots to go home
and have fried bologna sandwiches.

Except Dil, cause he gots no teeth.

But if you think things
went back to the way they was before,

you're wrong,
cause now, thanks to baby Dil,

they was even better.

Way to go, Dilly!

♪ R-U-G ♪

♪ R-A-T-S ♪

♪ Take me there, I wanna go there
Take me there, let's go there ♪

♪ Take me to that great place
With wonders and wishes ♪

♪ Sitting here thinking about yesterday ♪

♪ About what we did
And how we used to play ♪

♪ Just the thought of you
Brings a smile upon my face ♪

♪ That's how it makes me feel
To see you everyday, whoa ♪

♪ Where we go, nobody knows ♪

♪ And what we do is between me and you ♪

♪ So come on and take my hand
To that special place ♪

♪ Where smiles come to life
And dreams come true, ooh ♪

♪ Take me there, I wanna go there
Take me there, let's go there ♪

♪ Take me to that great place
With wonders and wishes ♪

♪ Take me there, I wanna go there
Take me there, you know where ♪

♪ Just take me o that great place
With wonders and wishes ♪

♪ Calling all Rugrats
Please come in Rugrats ♪

♪ Take it to the maximum
Take it to the max ♪

♪ Take it to the maximum
Take it to the max ♪

♪ Take it to the maximum
Take it to the max ♪

♪ Take it to the maximum
Take it to the max ♪

♪ The train's been hijacked on track
And never come back ♪

♪ The express, the last stop
Is where the fun's at ♪

♪ I got my friends
A car full of hostages ♪

♪ To the destination
There'll be lots of kids ♪

♪ Enough said, take it full steam ahead ♪

♪ I give extreme direction
To the feam effect ♪

♪ We ain't a breeze
Once we hit fop speed, they gonna panic ♪

♪ But it's aerodynamic
Scream across the planet ♪

♪ Engines go against a gale-force wind ♪

♪ Adrenaline
Make sure the trail of force won't end ♪

♪ The third rail prevails
We don't pretend to spin ♪

♪ Next question is
When will the fun begin ♪

♪ What will we get there
Double the kicks ♪

♪ Hurry up
Because we can get in trouble for this ♪

♪ Speeding the Rugrats
And them we have to come ♪

♪ Take it to the maximum ♪

♪ All in together lets make a game
We can all win if we play the same ♪

♪ Whoever gets caught
Got to take the blame ♪

♪ We gonna take the train ♪

♪ Take the train ♪

- ♪ Take it to the ♪
- ♪ Come on, come on ♪

- ♪ Take it to the ♪
- ♪ Come on, come on ♪

- ♪ Take it to the ♪
- ♪ Come on, come on ♪

♪ Take it to the maximum ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ I am Reptar, hear me roar ♪

♪ I am Reptar, the King of Dinosaurs ♪