The Romancing Star (1987) - full transcript

Hey.

Am I driving fast enough?

Is it fast enough?

Is my car fast enough?

Where did Wu Jun-siu ask us
to pick him up?

At the corner ahead.

Miss, I'm a Baptist College student.

Do you mind if I ask you some questions?

Aren't you too old?

My classmates and I look about the same.
I'll ask my questions now.

What kind of magazines do you read?



- Porn magazines.
- Okay.

What hobbies do you have?

- Playing mahjong.
- Okay.

What type of men do you like?

Fat and short,
less than five feet three inches,

looks dumb, has small eyes, a big mouth,

but drives a Ferrari.

Honey, hop in!

Be patient, Baptist kid.

Hop in and wipe your mouth
or even your thick skin will get infected!

Did you think I didn't have a ride?

- This is considered a car?
- What?

Are you a man if you're so short?

This is the king of the road
in Repulse Bay.



Dare to have a race?

You want to race with me?

- What?
- Do you want to bet?

- How much?
- Okay.

Come on, let's bet.

Everything I have, 300 dollars.

Okay, 3,000 dollars
against your 300 dollars.

Hey, turn on the turbo. We are far behind.

- Don't worry, we have plenty of time.
- What?

- Catch up to him, quick.
- Still trying to catch up?

To hell with you!

He threw sugarcanes at me!

Stop!

We're doomed.

Did you know you were going
over 90 just now?

Sir, I am a good citizen.

The car in front was going over 100.

I was catching up
to tell him not to drive so fast.

Cut the crap.
I will call another cop to catch him.

Drive carefully.

- Don't go so fast.
- Thank you.

Won't we lose then?

You're silly. We will take the shortcut.

- We're winning!
- We're winning!

- What's going on?
- What?

We're out of gas.

You're out of gas.
I will have your 300 dollars.

DN3627, you are charged
with dangerous driving in Repulse Bay.

- Follow me to the station.
- What?

Cut the crap. Pay up.

We won. Give me the money.

KIN'S GARAGE

Those three damn guys.

It's 9:10 a.m. and they're not here yet.

What are they doing now?

It's so hot!

- Good thing Mr. Kin isn't here yet.
- How do you know?

I don't see him, so he's not here.

Who opened the garage then?

- Mr. Mystery.
- Mr. Mystery?

Don't come near me.
I'm crazy, I'll kill you!

Come on.

Come.

I was kidding.

Kidding? Who is kidding with you?

It's just that I have retired.

When I was in the triad,
you were still nowhere to be found.

Who doesn't know me,
Wan Tau Hom's Young Mark?

It has nothing to do with me.

- I'll get to work.
- Nothing to do with you?

It has nothing to do with him.

It has nothing to do with me.

They raced, not me.

- Traitor.
- Traitor.

I'm a traitor? Go to Mr. Ho
to talk about loyalty!

Excuse me, is Mr. Kin in?

That's me. What is it?

Mr. Chung in Taiwan told me to come here.

He told me to give you this letter.

Mr. Chung gives me trouble all the time.

Guess what it is.

Look. The words are so small
that my eyes hurt.

When I did business in Taiwan--

What kind of business?

Just say you were in jail.

Don't think you're still a gang leader.

There are no gang leaders here!

I haven't been a gang leader for ages.

Then why are you stepping on my toes
for so long?

It's hard to get a job
since you were in jail.

Luckily, I mainly collect rubbish here.

He's my cousin, Fat Big Mouth.

He's my sworn brother, Traffic Light.

He's Wu Jun-siu,
my ex-girlfriend's brother.

- What's your name?
- Ho.

- Say hi.
- Ho.

Mr. Kin, can I work here?

What can I say?

Based on my relationship with Mr. Chung,
my character and your experience,

of course not!

- So I can't work here?
- No. If I let you stay here,

Shing will not let this go.

I'll stay out of this. Here's ten dollars,
go back to being a gang leader.

- Ten dollars?
- Mr. Kin, how can you do that?

- You can't treat him like that!
- Then what should I do?

Give him 15 dollars,
so he can leave Tsim Sha Tsui.

I don't have change.
You give it to him first.

- Come in and get your pay later.
- Ho.

Ho, you are my idol!

People call me Young Mark.

I've saved a bit of money
after working all these years.

Take them all!

Thank you.

- Get your pay, smart ass!
- Get your pay.

Don't poke my head again.

I swore never to let anyone
poke my head again.

When did you swear that?

When I ate with my mother
when I was a child,

she used to poke my head

whenever I said something wrong.

She forced me to finish all the rice.

Luckily,

my father helped me finish it.

But it got worse.

She asked my grandmother
to poke my head too.

She forced me to finish the leftovers
from the day before.

From then on, I swore

never to let people poke my head.

- What if people do?
- What if people do?

- Well, I'll get my pay!
- You bastard!

- Help! They poked my head!
- Hey...

- I'll poke you.
- He's an adult. Why are you poking him?

- He pretended to be Mark.
- I'm not asking the reason.

It doesn't hurt that way.
Jab him like this.

- I'll jab you...
- No...

- Hello.
- Hello.

Kin's Garage. You're looking for Fat?

- Hey, it's Man.
- It's Man.

Man, it's me. They're my colleagues.

The usual place at 3:00 p.m.?
Okay, see you later.

- Bring another girl!
- She hung up.

How sweet! Is that your girlfriend?

No, her mom.

Are you dating her or her mom?

They're a package.

I've been with Man for three years.
Three of us always go out together.

Can you even hold hands?

Of course. I can hold her mom's hand.

What's taking them so long?

When Mr. Kin comes back
and doesn't see us, we'll be in trouble!

Big Mouth,
you always speak foul languages.

Can you behave in front
of your mother-in-law?

Of course. If I speak foul languages,
she will get angry!

My mother-in-law is incredible.
She teaches cooking on television.

I know, it's Mrs. Due!

That's right.

Don't tell her I just smoked.

Over there.

Get me the application form for
the university's extracurricular course.

We're not playing snooker?

No!

Fat.

Ma'am.

- Ma'am.
- Ma'am.

Just call me Mrs. Due.

Ma'am, they're my colleagues.

He is Traffic Light,
the Chief Mechanical Engineer.

He is Wu Jun-siu,
the Executive General Manager.

You mean a technician and an admin.

- Man.
- Did you two smoke?

- That's crazy!
- That's crazy!

No. We didn't smoke.

Smoking causes cancer.
Don't say I didn't warn you.

Take a seat, ma'am.

Sit.

It's your turn.

Tomorrow is Mom's birthday.
Be there by 6:00 p.m.

She said you can play mahjong with them
if there aren't enough players.

If there are enough players,
you will help entertain the guests.

- All right.
- And?

Mom picked out a 250-gram gold peach.

She said that's our present to her.

She didn't pick it, I did.

Ma'am, you should be called Mrs. Greedy
instead of Mrs. Due.

Fat, choose your friends wisely
if you want to be successful.

These bad friends will get you
in trouble sooner or later.

Ma'am is always very frank.

If you have a stinky mouth,
you'll die faster.

I forgive you for being rude.

Midgets always have an inferiority complex

and are psychologically imbalanced.

Fat, either we leave or she leaves.

You make the choice.

Of course I'll leave!

Arguing with uneducated people
degrades my character!

- Man, let's go!
- Mom.

Ma'am, let me explain!

Before your two bad friends
apologize to me,

you can't see Man.

- Mom.
- Man...

Go away, bitch!

You really got me in trouble!

What? You want us to apologize?

You have to!

You two must go to the birthday party
with me tomorrow.

LONGEVITY

- Big Mouth!
- What's the matter?

- How can I help you?
- Sorry.

Man and her parents are coming.

- Ma'am, sir.
- Ma'am, sir.

This is my friend, Wong Yat-fat
and his colleagues.

This is my dad.

- Sorry for yesterday, ma'am.
- Sorry, ma'am.

- We were wrong.
- Yes.

Yes, ma'am. Forgive them.

How would I dare not forgive them?

They look like thieves.

I'm afraid the triad
will take revenge for them.

- Help yourselves!
- Yes.

Fat, thanks for the gold peach,
jade pendant and diamond watch.

Help yourselves.

Gold peach, jade pendant,
and diamond watch?

Yesterday, Mom said she was upset.

So she bought more gifts
to ease her anger.

Don't forget to give her the money later.

ls your mom's nickname Greedy?

- Hey, it's so boring, let's go.
- I'm not bored.

- Yes, you are.
- I'm not!

You are, let's go!

I'm bored too.

I can be alone with you at last.

Man, come.

Come see your great-uncle.

She's coming, ma'am!

- This is my daughter.
- She's all grown up.

Come on.

Drink it, bottoms up.

Drink it.

Come in!

- Mr. Ho!
- Wu Jun-siu, what a coincidence. Cheers.

Mr. Ho, something is wrong.

Somebody hid a pistol in a flower pot.

- So what?
- Didn't you watch A Better Tomorrow ?

After hiding the pistol in the pot,
he opened the door and fired.

That's crazy. Why hide the gun
if he wants to fire it?

We can talk about this.

Where is Shing? I want to kill him!

You're looking for Shing? He's not here!

- Don't lie, I know he's in Fung Lam Court!
- This is not Fung Lam Court.

It's Wu Dor Court.

I'm in the wrong place?

Where's my gun?

Where's my gun?

Damn, there are so many pots.
Which one is it?

Let me introduce you.

- This is Principal Chan,
- Hi.

- Councilor Kan and Priest Fan.
- Hi.

- Nice to meet you.
- This is Dr. Wong.

- That's you.
- How do you do?

Fat, I didn't know they bet so high.
I lost over 10,000 dollars.

You're such an asshole.
I told you not to gamble, you bastard.

You thought you could make money.
We're in trouble now.

It's not right to gamble. Am I right, sir?

Let's take a seat over there.

Okay.

I don't mean that, ma'am!

Shut up, you're in trouble.

Please sit. Man, come here!

You two get lost!

I really didn't mean it, ma'am!

I originally wanted to give you a chance.

But I realize that you are hopeless.

Man will never see you again!

Mom!

Tomorrow, I'll get you a pair of glasses.
How can you like someone like him?

- Congratulations. Mr. Ho, cheers.
- What are you talking about?

Mr. Ho, drink with me. I'm not drunk!

- Come on. Cheers.
- Go away.

Right, leave with your two bad friends!

Ma'am, what about the cake?

Give it to those factory girls.

No, ma'am. It's only for you!

- Mom!
- Endure everything but your wife!

You are the worst!

-Let's go have fun!
- You're shitty.

Fat, stop sighing!

Everybody knows you're brokenhearted.

No, I was the one who left her.

Yes.

You should be happy!

If you marry her, her mom
will shorten your life by 30 years.

That's right!

If I were you, I'd travel.
Then it will be easy to forget her.

You're right. I should travel.

But it's not good to travel alone.

- Just pay for us to go with you.
- Right!

You fool, that money is for my wedding.

- You can just save up again.
- That's right.

Let's use your money to travel.

Don't worry.
Give me the money, I'll arrange it.

- You have the money! You saved it for me!
- You...

That's not right.

- You're denying it?
- What are you doing?

- Deny?
- Are you kidding?

- You are setting me up!
- Hey.

- Setting you up?
- Hey!

CENTURY TRAVEL AND TOURS

Do you want to join
the HKTS Superstar Tour?

- Yes.
- Give us a 30 percent discount.

Okay, pay up first!

- Any benefits?
- Any benefits?

Yes, your plane leaves in the morning
and comes back at night.

You stay at the best hotel in Penang
with a sauna in your room.

Three meals of Hong Kong food a day,
a luxury coach,

performances every night,

and men can enjoy an adult show!

- That sounds great!
- That sounds great!

- When do we leave?
- Tomorrow.

- You're insane!
- You're insane!

- Morons!
- Morons!

Hey, let's get on board!

I told you not to worry!

It's obviously a grand tour
by the look of the coach.

Right?

TOUR BUS

SCHOOL BUS

- What did you say?
- What did you say?

I said it's obviously a so-so tour
by the look of the coach.

It's not a problem, just get on.

Please get in, thank you!

- I'll go first!
- I'll go first!

- Do you want me to beat you up?
- Don't be upset!

- This is an old car.
- Excuse me.

These seats are for those two special men.

- Please get off.
- Why do they have special seats?

- Get off and we'll talk.
- How troublesome.

Does he have epilepsy?

Get in.

- What do we do then?
- They have special seats.

They paid a special seat fee.

So they can have special seats, okay?

- But it's a super value tour.
- Right.

That's right. You're from Hong Kong
and they're from Taiwan.

Those two are from Singapore.
Hence, HKTS Superstar Tour.

And I thought Brigitte Lin
and Slyvia Chang would join this tour.

You're just playing with words!

I don't know.
I take care of things in Hong Kong.

My friend takes care of things
in Penang. Ask him.

Go ahead, I'll let you handle it.

I respect your boss,

so it's okay!

- It's full!
- Where do I sit then?

I'm so scared.

Everybody, we're here.

Get off.

- Get off.
- Fatty, let me help you.

All right.

Over there, hurry!

Everybody, this is your room.

Sleep early, you have
to wake up early tomorrow.

- Already?
- Hey.

- Where is the sauna bath?
- Hey.

It's only available
from 12:00 p.m. to 2:00 p.m.

It'll be hotter than a sauna
when you close all the windows.

Hey.

- We've been had!
- Is he kidding?

We've been ripped off.

This is an awful room.

Bull's-eye.

- There's a dead body!
- What?

- Dead body?
- Dead body?

- It's the dead body of a fish.
- You're nuts!

Close it.

Is it a real air conditioner
or is it just a facade?

- Turn it on and we'll know.
- Yes.

- Gosh!
-Looks like we can't sleep tonight.

Turn it off.

- Me?
- Turn it off.

- We've had a long trip, let's rest.
-Let's rest.

Where do you want to sleep?

- Are you ready to perform now?
- What?

It's stated that
there's a performance every day.

You'll go tonight.
The Taiwanese will go tomorrow.

We're performing?

- You must be crazy!
- You're crazy!

Fine, give me 100 dollars each
and I'll represent you.

- That's robbery.
- That's robbery.

Perform then!

I'll pay. I'll write you
a check for 500 dollars.

Hurry!

How about shows just for the adults?

Yes, I'll bring you to see
how they castrate cats.

- Castrate cats?
- Right, adults only!

You can't see that in Hong Kong.

Sir, 500 dollars.

Thank you, we'll just stay here tonight.

Thank you, good night.

Are you out of your mind?

You gave him 500 dollars.

It's a post-dated check.

I wrote 1997.

My friend.

- Hey.
- What?

Why did you bring them here?
This is our room.

Your room? It's three people per bed.
Go to bed.

- The morning call is at 6:00 a.m.
- Three per bed?

- I'll sleep here.
- I'll sleep here.

What about me?

- My friend.
- How are you, my friend?

- My friend.
- You're handsome.

- You're not my friends!
- You're handsome.

Get up!

- What's up?
- What happened?

SCHOOL BUS

This is the famous reclining Buddha
in Penang.

Tourists will surely come here
when they visit Penang.

It has performed lots of miracles.

I only ate a banana in two days.

I'll die if I don't get any food.

I'm hungry.

- Here it comes.
- Here is your food.

I'll dig in.

Don't rush, you'll mess up the chicken.

You call that a chicken?

It is a famous local dish
called Tasty Chicken.

It's not for eating, just for looking.

- Chicken?
- Take a good look.

I'll take it away.
It's the next table's turn.

When can we really eat?
Do you want to starve us?

It's coming now.

- Hey, give them some water.
- Okay.

Let's eat.

Go ahead.

You should cover your mouth when sneezing.

Don't fight.

Don't be mad.

- Give it to me.
- You can't do that.

Damn it!

Hey.

- Hey.
- Raise your hands.

Who wanted to join this tour?

- You!
- You!

I only take advantage of others.
I didn't expect to get ripped off.

Well, you might meet a nice girl later.

It'll be useless anyway.

He told us not to bring any money,
not even for tipping.

How can we date girls without money?

I told you, you always waste money.

I'll show you how to date girls
without money.

They're acting so strange.
I wonder who they are.

- Master, we'll go and check.
- Okay.

Dig...

Nothing.

- Master, I have news.
- There's no problem.

- Master, please take a rest on him.
- Right.

Who are they? They're so strange.

Remember, don't speak or we'll be exposed.

Try to be cool!

I can't stay like this forever.

Try to enjoy looking at the sky
and the clouds.

Enjoy!

He must be rich. He has three assistants.

He looks silly.
It's useless even if he has money.

No, they look cute!

Someone wants to be in love!

Aren't you the same?

Go and be a lesbian then.

Forget it. Stop pretending.

I'll help you.

- Stop, body search!
- Yes, body search!

What are you doing?
I only came to see your master.

I'm sorry,
it's him who wants to search you.

- Our master is very rich.
- Me?

We're afraid his uncle
might harm him for money.

Get away!

Is he mute?

That's silent communication.
Our master studied miming in England.

He doesn't talk easily.

He likes to express himself
through body language.

- Yes.
- What did he say?

He said he has been enjoying this place
for two days.

I see. That's Tung-tung, I'm Man-chi.

You want to have dinner with us, right?

You're clever. I'm Traffic Light.

He is Lau Ting-kin.
He is our master, Wong Yat-fat.

- What about me?
- He's not important.

Don't be like this. What is your name?

- Wu Jun-siu!
- Okay.

Miss!

We're staying in the presidential suite.

See you tonight.

- It's so hot!
- Tung-tung, Man-chi!

Where have you been? You're so late.

We're all waiting for you
to film the commercial!

Get changed, quickly!

Hurry up, don't be lazy!

Go! Be careful.

Your clothes are all from sponsors.

- Can you pay up if you damage them?
- All right.

Hey. Sit down slowly.

Your dresses are expensive.

No washing and ironing.
It's worth over 90,000 dollars.

Hey! Don't scratch the diamond ring.

It's worth over 900,000 dollars.

Hey! Don't get wax on the bracelet.

It's expensive, more than 300,000 dollars.
You can't afford it.

What should we do then, Ms. Guardian?

Call me Angry.

Yes, I'm angry now.

Live like royalty for 30 days?
Everything is sponsored.

We can't even sit or sleep.

You say I don't eat gracefully,
but you'll sue me if I resign.

Stop it.

You two have signed the contract.

You must obey my orders for 30 days,

and shoot commercials three times a day
to be sent back to Hong Kong.

Do you understand?

That's just 30 days in hell.

You're talking to yourself, right?
If not, I'll sue you for libel.

Let's start, okay?

Hi.

I'm Tung Man-yuk
of A Royal Life for 30 Days .

The full course meal
we're currently enjoying

is sponsored by Arikita Restaurant.

Arikita's food is heavenly.

It's very memorable.

I'm so tired.

Hello?

Hello, I'm Traffic Light.
Are you Tung-tung or Man-chi?

You're looking for our mistresses?
Please wait a moment.

It's Traffic Light.

I'm Tung-tung.

My master wants to invite you
to the pool to watch the moon.

Okay, give us five minutes.

I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten anything.

Now you know romance can't feed you.

Let's buy our own food.

You're in luck!

- Yes.
- What should I do?

I told you not to speak.
You wouldn't listen.

You always say the wrong thing.

What should I do?

It's not bad here. Let's sit here.

Okay.

What are they doing?

My master said the moon
looks romantic tonight.

He plays good pantomime.

He's not that good.

We do it better
when we are acting out movie titles.

- Yes.
- Really? Show me!

Stand in between us.

- We'll play Cleopatra .
- Cleopatra .

- Okay.
- Are you ready? Let's start.

- Clear? Oh! Pat! Trash!
- Clear? Oh! Pat! Trash!

Are you taking advantage of me?

- We were just showing you.
- Right.

Damn you. Fat, show me.

Right.

Master, show her your best act.

- You can do it.
- You can. The stage is over there.

- Go.
- Come on.

Okay, let's start.

An ambitious youth was addicted to drugs.

Drugs dragged him into poverty.

He encountered a strong storm

and was blown in different directions.

So he thought of committing suicide.

After some thought,
he didn't want to die after all.

He wants to die, but he doesn't.

He wants to die, but he doesn't.

He wants to die, he doesn't,
he does, he doesn't...

He doesn't want to die, he does,
he doesn't, he does...

Hey, it's my turn.

Don't be scared.
Suddenly, he heard something.

The voice told him
to find his ex-girlfriend.

So he went to find her.

He found that his ex-girlfriend
has turned into a fat woman.

And she has a body odor.

She said she could lend him money,

but she wanted him to sleep with her.

Let me do it!

The young man felt happy,

sad, excited, delighted,

and horny.

Horny. Very horny.

All these emotions
were playing in his mind.

He struggled and struggled,
and finally decided to refuse her.

He decided to refuse her.

But this woman...

You do it.

Me again?

But the woman was cruel.

She broke his left leg and right hand.

With a broken leg and hand,
what could he do?

So he used one leg

to fight the villain
while he jumped around.

But he broke his left hand too.

With no other choice,

he kicked the villain with his good leg.

Hey, even an actor
would die from all this.

Shut up, let's thank the audience.

- Great!
- Great!

Well done.

- It's late, we have to leave now.
- Great, right?

- So early?
- So early?

Early?

There's plenty of time. Call me tomorrow.

- There was no attraction at all.
- Goodness.

I've fallen in love.

- Great...
- Great...

Get up!

There's no need to wake us up.
We're not going sightseeing.

- Hurry, you're going back to Hong Kong.
- What?

What the heck?

It's a seven-day tour!
It's only the third day.

You're nuts. Your guide has left.
I'm jobless now.

Who is this?

I'm Traffic Light.

My master has to go back to Hong Kong now.

Please leave us your contact number.

It's 4858375.

Okay, see you in Hong Kong. Bye.

Everyone, it's time
for Lady Pak's program.

Everybody has faced problems in love.

Who hasn't been in love before?

My afternoon Love Consultation program

is for lovers to tell me their problems.

If you have a problem, call me now.

What's your phone number?

Your problem is that
I'm more handsome than you.

You can never solve that.

Are you working or listening to the radio?

-"Lady Pak, you're pretty in real life."
- Stop that.

" I didn't expect your figure
to be better than Carol Cheng. "

What is he doing?

If he's got another girl,
you can get another man too.

As long as you're happy.

- Hello?
- Hello.

Is this Love Consultation?

This is the radio station.
Do you want to talk to the host?

Okay, but turn off the radio first

or there will be feedback. Please wait.

- Okay.
- Ignore him...

You speak.

Hello, I am Lady Pak. Who are you?

I'm Kin. I'm so lucky to get connected
after just calling once.

Kin, what can I do for you?

I met a girl during a tour last time.

After coming back, I realized I like her.

So what do you want to do?

I want to date her.

- Are you qualified to date her?
- Of course.

I'm rich, tall and handsome.

How old are you?

I'm 17.

What is that noise?

Well, my dog sneezed. She has got a cold.

Shut up, Susanna!

Kin.

If you're so handsome,
you can surely win her heart.

What is the problem?

The problem is, I have two rivals.

One is Traffic Light,
the other is Wu Jun-siu.

So?

They're not good people.
Traffic Light gambles.

He's poor, competitive and despicable.

I'm a decent person,
so they can easily ambush me.

- He's talking about you.
- Tell him to go to hell.

What about the other one, Wu Jun-siu?

He is even worse.

He is a dwarf and he's lascivious.

He doesn't like to brush his teeth.
His mouth stinks.

They are stupid
to compete with me for a girl.

What? You're the stupid one!

Sorry, some interference
interrupted our conversation.

That means you have two rivals.

Lady Pak, how can I get rid of them
and not seem petty?

They work for me.

That's simple, triple their pay.

- Feed them shark's fin daily
- Nice.

and take them to nightclubs.

Then they will think
that you have an evil plan.

They'll be afraid and resign.
What do you think?

Not bad.

- I want to dedicate a song.
- For whom?

For the cutest and sexiest Man-chi,
whom I love.

I wish her eternal youth.

Okay, I'll play a song for you.

- How?
- How do we do it?

An old English song.

It's called Only You .

Bastards!

Bastards, stay where you are!

Mr. Kin, you're still playing around
at your age?

Well, just getting some exercise.

What can I do for you?

My car has a problem, help me check it.
I'll be back later.

Okay.

You like dancing?

No, I don't know how to dance.

You don't? It's Retro Night
at my disco tonight.

I'll give you two complimentary tickets.

- Don't waste it. Remember to come
- Thank you.

or give them to someone else, okay?

I don't have use for it.

Hey.

- What?
- How are two tickets enough?

Give them back to me.

I want to give them to Fat.

- To him?
- To him?

MORE THAN BEAUTIFUL BEAUTY CENTER

Girls, Tung Man-yuk and Li Man-chi

will show you how to do facial exercises.

After that, you won't have wrinkles.

Okay, get ready!

One, two, three, four.

Look left and right,
then pat your forehead.

Roll your eyes, move your mouth,
then scrunch your nose.

Pull your ears, move your nose,

show people what's under your eyes.

Blow air to the left,
blow air to the right,

then take a deep breath.

Move your mouth from side to side,
then your eyes.

Make men's hearts weak.

Shrink and shrink your face.

Remember to keep your mouth out.

Relax and relax.

Until you're as pretty
as a king's concubine.

A king's concubine.

Susie, I'm so tired.

Please.

You two went on a trip
and left me all alone.

Did any boys fall hard for you two?

Tung-tung is lucky.
A rich man fell for her.

What about you?

- She has three!
- Tell me!

Are they handsome?

Hers is quite handsome.

But the other three
look like three idiots.

They're tall, short, fat, and thin.

How lucky. You can enjoy dating.

- I can't do that anymore.
- Hey.

You've agreed to marry Fatty?

He just wouldn't give up.

He pestered me day and night.

I surrendered at last.

I'm more eager to get married
than him now.

Men are jerks.

After some time,
he may not want to marry you.

Congratulations,
you don't have to work anymore.

Don't let our boss know.

I'm going to teach her a lesson
right before I leave.

You're all here.
I have something nice for you.

This is a firming toner.
Sell it for 100 dollars.

You'll get a 30-dollar commission
for each one.

Haven't you tricked us enough?

- The wrinkle cream last time
- It's nice.

paralyzed my mom's face!

She had only one expression.

Yes, the customers

-won't buy from us again.
- It's smelly.

How can you lose confidence
before you even start?

I don't care.
I will deduct it from your pay.

You each have to sell at least two boxes.

Don't count me in.

Don't be a shit-stirrer.

I can fire you anytime.

Tung-tung, you're free.
Tattoo my eyebrows.

Okay.

What a bitch!

Hi, More Than Beautiful Beauty Center.

Hi, is this Man-chi?

Yes, who is this?

It's Traffic Light. Why are you working
in a beauty center?

The beauty center is owned
by Tung-tung's dad.

I only came to help her.

My master wants to invite
Ms. Tung-tung to Retro Night.

Is she free?

Invite Tung-tung to Retro Night?

Tung-tung!

There's a call for you.

Gosh, she fell asleep.

I'll do it.

Thanks.

You deserve this.

Who was it?

Traffic Light. He said his master wants
to invite you to Retro Night.

I have agreed.

Hey, I have no clothes for the party.

Let's just come up with something.

Gosh, I have to go
for the tutoring session.

I haven't finished the boss' eyebrows yet.

I've finished it.

I won't be here from tomorrow onwards.
Keep in touch.

She finished so quickly.

Ms. Tung, is your boyfriend handsome?

You're so nosy. Do your homework.

Is this your first date?

Of course not.

It's the third time.

Why are you so lame?

Does he think that you're rich?

I didn't have a chance to explain.

Before confirming your feelings for him,
don't embarrass yourself.

I'm definitely in trouble this time.

I have no clothes for the party.

That's easy.
My sister is studying in the States.

She has a lot of beautiful dresses.
I'll let you try them.

That's not good.

It's fine, my parents
are on a business trip to Europe.

I'm the boss here.

You can tell your boyfriend
to pick you up here.

KIN'S GARAGE

INTENSIVE HYPNOTHERAPY

You're not Big Mouth.

You're Mr. Crazynova...

No, you're Mr. Casanova.

You're polite and you speak elegantly.

I speak so elegantly.

Will he become like this all his life?

There's a password.

When you hear "I'm rich,"

you'll come to your senses
and go back to normal.

I totally get it.

Wake up.

Can I go now?

Excuse me, where's the car?

At the entrance. I'll go with you.

Hello, Man-chi?

How about tonight?

Nine o'clock? Okay, see you.

Man-chi, why was your phone busy?

You were checking the weather?

How about tonight?

Eleven o'clock?

All right then.

- My sister is coming, please wait.
- Thank you.

Ms. Tung.

You look so charming tonight.

Remember to come home early.

Mom and Dad will be waiting for you.

- Okay.
-Little girl.

You're so cute.

I can't stand your boyfriend.

This way, please.

The moon looks like a lemon tonight.

This way.

Look, tonight's Retro Night
will surely be exciting.

I think so too.

- This way.
- This way.

Mr. Chiu.

Thank you for coming.

Kenny, I always support your events.

You're Humphrey Bogart,
and she's Ingrid Burman.

I bet you will win
the grand prize tonight.

There are so many beautiful people
here tonight. How can I win?

Is this trophy nice?

You'll win it. Hold it first.

Ms. Tung.

What would you like to drink?

What are you saying?
Are you playing around?

Did I make you angry?

No.

That's a relief.

I want to be rude to you

only to see you get angry.

You make my heart beat so fast.

We didn't order the champagne.

It's from Mr. Chiu.

The flower is from Mr. Chiu too.

He is a famous bachelor, Chiu Ting-sin.

I didn't know.

To me, Cheung Wood-yau
is the most handsome guy.

Everyone, for tonight's Retro Night,

aside from King of the Night,

we have a retro dance contest too.

It's not cha-cha, tango or even pachanga .

It's the Orange Dance
from the movie, Charade .

Okay, you will pass the orange
using your neck.

Don't use your hands.

There's an envelope on your table.

Those who get chosen to play,
please come out.

PLAY

We can play.

-Let's go.
- We're so lucky.

Please.

- We got chosen.
- Yes.

-Let's go.
- Okay.

- You can't play!
- What?

Okay, these six guests can play our game.

You can't drop the orange,

or you'll get disqualified.

Get ready!

Let's start!

Eat it!

- What a pity. He deserves it.
- Mr. Chiu.

What happened? Where's the orange?

- Are you okay?
- Mr. Chiu.

Excuse me.

I need to remove the excess water
from my body. I'm sorry.

Come on.

You're good.

Don't get upset, it's only a game.

I, Chiu Ting-sin, swear

that I will get your girlfriend
in ten days.

You have a bad breath.

Maybe you haven't brushed your teeth
in ten days. I'm sorry.

Go...

- Wait and see!
- Go!

Great!

I'm rich!

I won the special prize in the lotto!

So what? Lower your voice, scum!

Watch out. People might scam you, idiot.

Are you all right?

Have oranges caused death before?

What's happening?

No one won the Orange Dance.

But I've got the result
for the King of the Night.

He is...

The champion is Mr. Chiu Ting-sin...

His neighbor.

- That's us.
- That's us.

We won!

-Let's go!
- Okay.

Congratulations, what's your name?

- I'm Fat. She's Tung-tung.
- Hello, Mr. Fat.

This thing is in our way, what is it?

The microphone.

- Microphone?
- Mr. Fat.

You're the champion tonight.

Would you like to say something?

Of course, idiot!

Is everybody happy?

Me and my chick are happy too!

Chick?

It's okay. It's the same.

Is there a cash prize?

There's a prize for you.

- A prize!
- That's good.

Damn it.

And you don't have to pay
the entrance fee for one year.

How stingy.

I have nothing to say.
I'll save my breath.

I like how you spoke earlier.

I'll tell you.

I come here to stare into space often.

Aren't you afraid of being robbed?

Why? There are so many cops around.

There are no cops around. I'll rob you.

You made my dress dirty.

That's why being rich
is really troublesome.

We need to think of our status
and our clothes.

How troublesome.

Right.

Sometimes, I want to go to food stalls,
but I'm afraid they're dirty.

I want to shop at Ladies' Market,
but I'm afraid it might be too cheap.

- It's better to be poor.
- It's better to be poor.

Dried fish and peanut congee!

Someone is selling congee.

Yes.

What is dried fish?

I always eat shark fin and chicken congee.

- Right.
- I've never tried that.

l wonder if it tastes nice.

Let's pretend to be poor and try.

Come.

- Sir, two bowls of congee.
- Okay.

One is enough. We're poor now.

- We'll share.
- Right.

- One bowl, please.
- Okay.

Do you want fried bread?

- Two fried bread.
- Hey.

One is enough.

We're poor. One is enough.

- How much is it?
- Four dollars.

You don't have change
for 1,000 dollars, right?

Luckily, I have four dollars.

Come, let's eat over there.

You bastard, you're playing tricks on me?

Here.

You like it? You can have all of it.

Actually, many couples are just employees.

They're as happy as the rich.

Yes.

If we were both poor,
what do you think would happen?

- You'd surely fall for me.
- What?

No.

I mean, we can share everything.

A shooting star! Make a wish!

They say it's the most effective
if you make a wish before it disappears.

- What was your wish?
- To get rich.

Don't you have money?

Who said I don't have money?

You're already rich,
but you want more money.

Happiness lies in contentment.

I can donate to more charities
if I am richer.

What wish did you make?

I won't tell you.

Don't ask me.

I'll force you to tell me!

Dried fish and peanut congee!

You're so annoying!

Help!

Again?

Dried fish and peanut congee!

I'll tickle you!

Dried fish and peanut congee!

KIN'S GARAGE

Hey.

Why are you so happy?

Last night was raging. Look!

Indeed. Who kissed you?

Man-chi, of course!

I bought a box of firming toners
with half of my pay.

Then she kissed me!

They're good stuff.

Where should I apply it?

Man-chi said anywhere you want to.

You'll be pretty.

-Let me help you.
- Help me.

My skin feels terrible.

Well, it just feels cool.

There, I feel it.

I feel it!

It's contracting upwards.

Everything is going upwards!

Help me to pull it down!

- It's...
- Here.

Never use it! It's toxic!

I was lucky last night!

Somebody kissed you too?

Hold these.

Look closely.

Who kissed you?

The one who you think about
and the one who thinks about me,

Man-chi.

You're lying, your mom kissed you!

I was with her last night.

When were you with her?

We went for a movie at 9:30 p.m.

But she left before the movie ended.

Of course, someone handsome
was waiting for her outside.

Wouldn't she dump the dwarf then?

I bought two boxes of firming toners
with my one-month pay.

How can that be?

It's right, one kiss for each box.

That's not right! Look.

- Why?
-Look...

Did you go out with Man-chi?

Did Man-chi kiss you?

Did it happen last night?

Right, she was with me at 7:00 p.m.

She told me to keep it a secret
from you two.

Of course.

She dated them at 9:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.

She kissed them
after selling those firming toners.

That's crazy. I didn't have
to buy firming toners for kisses.

I refused to let her kiss me,
but she kept insisting.

I couldn't take it anymore
and let her kiss me.

Delivery.

- What delivery?
- Who is Lau Ting-kin?

- He is.
- He is.

- I am.
- We are delivering 200 boxes

of firming toners.

- You bought 200 boxes?
- You bought 200 boxes?

- You bought 200 boxes!
- So what?

Let me tell you.

Man-chi only loves me.
You don't stand a chance!

Wu Jun-siu, I suggest joining forces
to go against our rival.

Ma'am, they are insane!

Man-chi, let's go out again.

Right, where?

East Tsim Sha Tsui, same as last night.

Okay.

Good, see you later.

I'll be right there after I shower. Bye.

I'll put on some fragrance,
so I'll smell really good.

Someone is looking for you.

Who is it? I'm taking a shower.
I'm not taking visitors.

The police.

Why?

If I knew, I would be a policeman.

How troublesome. Blocking the street?

It's just 200 boxes. Just get them all in.

I'm going to shower. Don't disturb me.

Don't ask for help,
I won't give you a hand.

- I'll jab you!
- I'll block it!

You blocked it? Damn you!

It's warm, how nice.

- It's done. See for yourself.
- You might kill him!

- It will shrink...
- So what?

He always takes advantage of people.
He should learn a lesson.

At most, he'll shrink to my size.
Don't worry.

They must have put
the firming toner in the tub.

I must do something.

Help!

Hey, the wipers are stuck.
Fix them for me, please.

- Only the wipers, right? Okay.
- Be quick!

No problem.

Where's the toilet?

Inside.

In there?

Hey!

A weirdo!

- A weird pervert!
- What's wrong?

Mr. Kin!

How are you?

Those two bastards want to kill me!

- They put the firming toner in my tub.
- Gosh.

- This is bad. What should we do?
- I...

That's him.

The lady said he flashed himself.

He's my brother.

He had epilepsy when he was a kid.

He kept having epileptic attacks
and turned out this way.

He is mentally retarded, sir!
He doesn't know what he is doing.

Mentally retarded?

He really doesn't know what he is doing.

Why do the lines sound so familiar?

What a tragedy!

Right.

Miss, I don't think
you want to sue him, right?

How can I?

Yes, I'm leaving then.

Thank you.

Miss, the wipers are fixed.

- I'll get going then.
- Miss.

Miss, I'm really hungry. Buy me some food.

I don't have time.

But I'll give you 1,000 dollars.

Here.

- Buy your own food.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Don't mention it.

- Thank you.
- See you.

You never waste any chance to make money.

Damn you.
I want the money for medical care.

Call an ambulance.

I'll kill those bastards when I see them.

Your target is Tung Man-yuk,
nicknamed Tung-tung.

She's 22 years old.
A high school graduate.

She's a beauty consultant.
Her pay is 2,800 dollars a month.

She's also a tutor
and is paid 1,200 dollars a month.

She is 5 feet 6 inches tall.
Her measurements are 34-23-35.

Her shoe size is five.
She is near-sighted.

She has a mom.

Her dad left home ten years ago
after an argument with her mom.

She loves stinky tofu,
fish balls and pig's skin.

She has a good friend named Man-chi,
who's also a beauty consultant.

What about the guy?

He is Wong Yat-fat, nicknamed Big Mouth.

He is 30 years old,
an immigrant from China.

He just got his permanent residency.
He is a technician in a garage.

He has no fixed income
and his boss is mean.

He is six feet tall.

He has no girlfriend
because he sleeps naked.

So they're both pretending to be rich.

Mr. Chiu, based on my computer's analysis,

if you reveal Fat's real identity
to Ms. Tung,

your chance of dating her
will increase by 55 percent.

I only have five days left.

I must succeed or I'll be humiliated.

How do you define success?

She'll be like a fallen flower
that I'll step on twice.

I understand, Mr. Chiu.

He will surely lose.

Look at this car.
There's no windshield or wheels.

Well-deserved.
Luckily, we didn't park our car here.

No, we parked our car here.

Is this our car?

No way.

KIN'S GARAGE

I worked so hard to get you four tires.

But I couldn't get you
an engine or windshield.

I'm in trouble if there's no engine.
What do we tell Mr. Kin when he returns?

What can we say? We can only negotiate.

I don't know what to tell him.

Sorry!

Damn.

Damn, he is back.

Damn.

Mr. Kin.

Clean it up.
The client will come for the car today.

Okay, it's clean and shiny already.

No, I have to check it myself.

He is a new customer.
We need to make a good impression.

Why is it so quiet
when you're wiping the windshield?

No.

Right, wipe harder!

Okay.

What are you doing, Mr. Kin?

- Checking the car.
- Checking the car?

This car's engine is so powerful.

Did you fix the radio?

I think so.

Announcement. Due to our boss' event,

we're stopping the broadcast for today.

Station Three is attending
and stopping the broadcast too.

Don't listen to the radio today
and just watch the television.

This is the end of our broadcast.

Thank you, bye.

How can this be?

Mr. Kin, what do you think?

Not bad. One more thing, check the wipers.

Where is the windshield?

- It's gone.
- Gone?

Damn you.

I'll beat you up! Was that fun?

Run faster.

Stop.

- Why?
- Come.

You're in luck!

Mr. Chiu will pay you 20,000 dollars each
to film a commercial.

Mr. Chiu, these are our instructors.

This is Li Man-chi,
and she's Tung Man-yuk.

Ms. Tung, what a coincidence.
So you're that pretty girl.

Don't forget me. We're a package.

Wherever she is, there's me.

Of course I want to get the two of you.

Mrs. Kam said you paid 50,000 dollars
for us to film a commercial.

- Yes.
- Good price, right?

Take your time.
I'll go entertain our guests.

Well, Ms. Tung,
can we have the screen test now?

Sure, but we will still charge you
5,000 dollars for that.

Mr. Chiu, something is wrong with the car.

Take it to Kin's Garage.

The three of you are bastards!

Luckily, I found the engine.
If not, I'll deal with you!

KIN'S GARAGE

Damn it, the client is coming
to pick up the car.

Mr. Kin, is my car ready?

Almost.

But I want my car now.

Fat.

You work here? No way.

So what? Isn't being a mechanic
a decent job?

I thought you were a millionaire.

- That's none of your business!
- Hey.

I don't care if you're poor or not.

But I'll care since you took my car
to pretend to be rich.

Even the windshield is gone.

What's going on?

I think Wong Yat-fat tricked you
and pretended to be rich.

That's impossible. Fat is not a liar.

Do you admit it?

Don't be so cocky.
I won't be humiliated in front of you.

But I think you will be poor
your entire life.

Look at you, even your pants have holes.

And you're pursuing Ms. Tung?

You're overestimating yourself.

Fat.

Tung-tung?

You're a mechanic here?

Right, he went bankrupt
and started working here.

- What do you mean?
- What do we mean?

He gambled with us and lost all his money.
He's poor now.

Yes. Now, I am the boss here.

He's a loser.

- A loser...
- A loser...

- A loser...
- Stop it!

Don't return kindness with ingratitude.

Never mind, enough.

Yes, I admit that I love to gamble!

Mr. Chiu.

I know I'm bad! Hit me!

Mr. Chiu, I know I'm bad! Hit me!

Hit me...

- Hey.
- Don't stop me!

Let me tell you.

It's just money. You can start afresh.

Isn't that how it works in dramas?

- Right.
- But you should have told Ms. Tung.

- Right?
- Right!

- Right!
- It would be fine then.

Fat, I'll be with you
whether you're rich or poor.

Don't let them look down on you.

Of course!

Mr. Chiu, I'm sorry.
I want out of the commercial.

I want to be with him.

-Let's go.
- Thank you.

Get lost!

You three bastards!

- Man-chi, you're here?
- Man-chi, you're here?

Yes, I heard everything!

You three are useless scums! Rubbish!

Right.

They enticed me
to trick Fat for his money.

I realized my mistake.
I've turned over a new leaf.

I've decided to deal with them
together with you.

Damn you, you betrayed us!

I'm just enforcing justice.

I'm sorry.

I'm on justice's side too.

I'm the only bad guy? I quit.

Let me tell you,
we were all lying earlier.

- Stop, disloyal traitor.
- Stop, disloyal traitor.

Say it! Don't be afraid.

What does loyalty have to do with love?

With love, there's loyalty.

Without love, loyalty is nothing.

Let me tell you, I'm the boss here.
The three of them work for me.

Fat has never been rich.
He has always worked here.

How could you say that?

- Despicable!
- Tung-tung, I don't know what he means.

- Don't listen to him!
- Despicable!

Despicable!

- Despicable?
- Despicable!

You hit me?

- Tung-tung!
-Let her go.

Let her calm down and explain later.

- Are you looking for my daughter?
- Yes, ma'am.

Don't speak. Let me lead the conversation.

Ma'am, we came here
to apologize to your daughter.

- Yes.
- Yes.

Are you her friends?

The two of us
are just her ordinary friends.

He is her boyfriend.

No, he is her close friend.

- Right, close friend.
- Yes.

When did you meet?

Not long ago. When they met, they...

They fell in love at first sight.

- Right.
- Right.

Then it's not Tai-chu. Is it Sai-chu?

What do you want?

Well, he made your daughter angry.

- Yes.
- So he came to apologize and propose.

- Yes.
- You bastards!

She won't get married this early!

- He's mad.
- Bluff him.

You have no choice.
She's pregnant. What can you do?

What?

Didn't she tell you?

I'll call the cops to arrest you.
Ask Sai-chu to come down!

Everyone is responsible for themselves.
How can you arrest us?

- Right.
- My daughter is not even 16 yet!

But she looks all grown up!
Am I eight years old then?

Tell me, how did you meet them?

Sai-chu, where is your sister?

Sister? She's in the States.
She hasn't returned for many years.

- What are you talking about?
- Ma'am.

We just saw each other a few days ago.

- Sai-chu was with us.
- Right!

Sai-chu, tell us what's going on!

That's Tung-tung.

Why are you staring into space?

I'm not sure if I should be mad with Fat.

Of course! He pretended to be rich
and tricked you.

But I did the same thing.

He's a man, so he should take the blame.

Tung-tung, someone is looking for you!

Coming.

Man-yuk.

Dad!

Man-yuk.

Dad!

Your dad is rich now.
We're not poor anymore.

I went to Africa ten years ago

after fighting with your mom
to do business.

I bought a piece of land
and there were diamonds!

I'm rich now!

Dad, regardless if we're poor or rich,

just come home and live with us.

We'll be happy no matter what.

- Dad.
- Man-yuk.

This is great. Come and chat inside.

I'll go buy some drinks and cake.

Hey.

We have an ace up our sleeves now.
We'll surely succeed.

We failed last time
because we listened to you.

You say it.

We have an ace up our sleeves now.
We'll surely succeed.

- Right!
- Come on.

- You've lost weight.
- Tung Man-yuk, you bitch. Come out.

What's happening out there?

What are you doing here?

- To scold you!
- To scold you!

What can you scold me for?

You're shameless
and you pretended to be rich!

You pretended that
your student's house was yours

and tricked Fat to fall in love with you!

We're both the same.

Tung-tung, I...

You're superficial
and quick to switch sides.

You get on with lots and lots of boys.

- You--
- Fatty.

You're having a blast scolding her.

- I am!
- Ignore him.

You got yourself a fat and rich man.

He is my dad!

- Dad?
- Your dad?

He looks more like your dad instead.

- Damn!
- Damn!

Don't be like this.

- What? Are we wrong?
- Yes!

My daughter is poor?

- She's the daughter of a rich man!
- Rich?

Her money is not more
than her red blood cells.

-Let me tell you. I'm Tung Shi-jong.
- You're pretending to be a chairman?

- Then I'm a manager.
- Dad.

- Don't talk to them.
- Wait.

Here's my business card.

"Tung Shi-jong,
Chairman of Africa Diamond Company?"

Chairman? Really?

I just came back from Africa.

So my daughter met bastards like you!

No, Dad.

My boyfriend is Chiu Ting-sin.

They're just bothering me.

Okay, let's go back first.

If they follow us, I'll call the police.

Tung-tung, I didn't mean it.

- Tung-tung. Sir, ma'am!
-Let's go.

- Forget it!
- Are you happy now?

You two spoiled the whole thing!

Fat, this is a private club.

Come and explain to Tung-tung.

Or she'll fall for another guy.

Come quickly.

What are you doing?

She didn't answer my calls all week.
She doesn't want to see me.

She even sent the flowers back.
It's useless!

- Hey.
- Hey.

That's not the point.
It's not about getting the girl.

It's not letting others get your girl.

Get her back and then dump her
if you must.

This is about a man's pride.

Right!

This is bad. They're not here yet.

Will they ditch us?

I'm worried too.
This is their first performance.

I'm not sure if they'll back out.

- What are you doing here?
- We...

Why do you think we're here?

- To dance?
- Right.

- Yes.
- We're here to dance.

- Get changed, hurry.
- Get changed?

Hurry! Get out and dance!

- Go.
- Can we not go?

Sure, I will beat you up until you dance.

- There's no need.
- Hurry, go!

- Go!
- Hurry!

We're dancing so hard,
but they're throwing garbage at us.

We can't go on dancing this way.

It's Tung-tung.

It's Fat.

- Tung-tung!
- Hey.

Tung-tung, stop. Let me explain.

-Let me go!
- Can you listen to me?

Tung-tung!

- Are you a gentleman?
- No.

Follow her.

- They give money!
- They give money!

- Come here!
- Get away!

Get away!

- Move aside.
- Come here!

Come!

- Moving chest!
- Moving chest!

Why isn't my chest moving?

I can't work now!

Why are you here? I'll scream!

Scream, be my guest.

Get out!

Continue pissing! You, stop right there!

You're unreasonable!

Yes, I never claimed to be a gentleman.

I'll tell you the truth.

It was never my idea.
I had never lied to you.

Don't you have a mind of your own?

Yes, but I've failed many times.

This time, I don't want to lose you.

I'm not educated.

I'm not good with words.

But I'm serious about you.

Then why did you bring them
to the beauty center to insult me?

I didn't know they would say those things.

You can blame everything on them now.

If you were me, you would get mad too.
We almost got arrested at Sai-chu's house.

If you're mad, why did you come?

You women are really sassy!

I'm sassy?

Not only sassy, you're also blind.

You knew Chiu Ting-sin was a playboy,
but you still offered yourself.

I offered myself? Mind your words!

You know what I'm talking about.

Get out, I don't want to talk to you.

I will get out,
but don't mind that I'm exposing you.

You girls like to use others
to upset the one you love.

Do you like him?

You can upset men once or twice,
but thrice is too much.

You're playing with fire!

Get out!

Fine.

I was born to be tormented by women.

Go on, torment me until I get sick.

I'm telling you.

Be careful.

You don't want me to care about you,
so take care of yourself.

I'm done!

Can I come out now?

That bastard, don't let me see him again!

Ting-sin, why are you so angry?

- Master, you have come!
- Master.

I heard you couldn't get a girl.

How can I not help you?

You can't even beat a mechanic.

I have tried different methods.

Have you seen Henry Cheung
teach people how to dance?

One, two, three, four. Go back to basics.

What do you mean?

You need to learn the basic
expert method in pursuing a girl.

With drugs?

Isn't that too old-fashioned?

Old-fashioned tricks
are always the most effective.

Back then, who among Fong Yim-fen,
Red String Girl, Nam Hong and Ka Ling

escaped from my clutches?

Silly boy.

She will sue me.

Throw a party at home
and invite many people.

She won't know who's responsible
after she faints.

Afterwards, don't stay dressed
and sit by the bed, silly boy!

Don't tell me I don't teach you things.

I've already prepared a bottle
of Seven-step Fainting Drug.

This is for you.

I told you the show wasn't good.

It's better to play mahjong.

Why is there so much stuff?

- Are they flu tablets?
- Gosh.

The tea leaves smell good!
Let's make some tea.

KIN'S GARAGE

- Open up.
- Open up.

Coming!

Freeze!

What's up?

We received information
that there are drugs in this place.

Who framed us?

Who framed us?

Who framed us?

Who framed us?

I asked that question!

I won't ask then.

You've got a visitor!

I was told you were all arrested.

I didn't believe it.

Chiu Ting-sin, don't be cocky.
I know what you are up to!

Why do you think I'm here?
I came to bail you out.

- Are you that nice?
- Yes.

I don't have my wallet though.

It's a weekend. I can't make a withdrawal.

Wait until Monday.

Don't play tricks. Tell us what you want.

I came to bail you out and invite you
to a party at my new home.

But you can't come now.

Only Tung-tung and Man-chi
can have a good time with me.

What do you want, bastard?

I told you I'd get your girl in ten days.
Don't you remember?

I remember you!

Hit me, the police are watching. Go ahead.

I was kidding! We are friends.

Why would I hit you?

Fat, come over here. Don't sit there.

You're good!

I'm here.

You just don't dare to hit me.

Hit my chest.

Hit my back.

Poke my eyes and jab my throat.

Why? You don't dare?

Hey. Stay calm, take it easy.

- They're insane.
- It's the trend nowadays.

The four of you are not real men.

You want to get girls?

You want to compete with me?

Just polish my shoes.

- When I'm tired of the girl,
- Come here.

you can have my secondhand item.

Many people want my leftovers
but can't even get it.

You're threatening me?

Sure, there are two cops behind me.

I've never been scared of anything.

Hit your chest?

Hit your back?

- Poke your eyes?
- I'll kick your butt!

- Bastard, I'll jab your throat.
- Poke him!

- Come on.
- Come on.

- Hey, are you all right?
- Hey, are you all right?

Damn you, who told you to go out?

Don't you know who I am?

So what if you're rich?

You were the one who provoked them.

We didn't see anything!

Wait for my leftovers.

Keep quiet!

This is bad, what should we do?

Are you my real friends?

- Of course!
- Of course!

All right, get out there and hug the cops.

Let them shoot you down.

Cover me so I can save
Tung-tung and Man-chi.

I will never forget you.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Wu Jun-siu.

Ho, you were arrested too?

No, I came to bail you out.
The papers have already been processed.

Ho, you're incredible!

Hiding drugs is a serious crime.
How did you bail us out?

Only the marijuana is real.
The rest are fake.

I knew he bought lots
of Seven-step Fainting Drugs.

I don't know who he wants to use it on.

- We know.
- Yes.

-Let's rescue her.
- Yes.

That's not how a rescue is done.
We have to do it like this.

Why are you so bored?

I don't know why I still think of Fat
with so many people here.

You must still have feelings for him.

Stop!

Why are you here?

There's a delivery of three statues
for your boss.

Let me have a look.

Come in.

- Which ones are ours?
- The three near the door.

The rest are not yours.

Where is the toilet?

- Use the one for the workers at the back.
- Thank you.

I'll go in first.
Watch out for yourselves.

Okay!

Hey. Over there.

What are these?

What are they?

- They're statues.
- You're right, they are.

This one is quite handsome.

Handsome.

This is very smooth.

It doesn't break. How strong.

They're humans, not statues.

They move and hit people.

- You're right.
- We're not humans.

We're gaming machines.

One plus one equals what?

- Two.
- Two.

Please insert coin.

- Give me the money.
- Okay, wait.

Bet more and you get more returns.

- Give him all the money.
- Answer?

- Two.
- Two.

It's not two!

- What?
- What? It's two!

- We won.
- Pay up.

- Pay up.
- Malfunction.

- Will undergo maintenance.
- Will undergo maintenance.

- There's another one.
- Hey.

- Watch ongoing maintenance.
- Pay up.

What a big fly!

I wonder what those
two tablets are for, Mr. Chiu.

Stomach tablets, for me.

What about you, Mr. Chiu?

Me?

I'll drink.

Spiking drinks? Go trick someone else.

You want to drug me? Dream on.

On a stormy night,
you might be successful.

How can this happen?

The tablets were already in powder form
and mixed in the two drinks.

Those two I took
were really stomach tablets.

Then we...

You've walked six steps already.
One more step and you'll faint.

You scum!

My Seven-step Fainting Drug
looks like this.

Hit me. Slap me. Come on.

Hit me. Come on.

You've walked six steps already.
One more step and you'll faint.

Hit me. Come on.

I won't be nice to you.

Right, hit harder!

Okay, I'll deal with you first!

Stay away from me.

- Stay away!
- She's in danger. Let's rescue her!

- Wait, let's see how it goes.
- Why do all leading ladies

say the same line?

They won't stay away even after saying it.

Man-chi.

Mr. Chiu, it's settled.

- Okay. Get my bath ready.
- Okay.

Mr. Chiu, the designer said
it works as a jacuzzi.

Why doesn't it seem so?

I don't know.

Is the button on the three statues?

It could be this button.

No.

Let me check.

There's no need, I can manage.

There it is.

It's a bit warm, but it stinks.

It could be because of the new pipes.

Let me check for you.

There's no need, you may go. I can manage.

Take your time, Mr. Chiu.

There's no water.

Damn you.

Bastard.

- What are you doing here?
- Why do you care?

- You're dead.
- You're dead!

Go after him.

Come.

I slid so far.

- Come on.
- Okay.

Nothing, ten. You lose!

Help...

Traffic Light, help!

Give me three seconds.
I'll save you after I'm done here.

How dare you pull a trick on me?

I want you to watch me have a good time!

Guard the corridor.
No one is allowed to come in.

Do not disturb me.

Mr. Chiu, your room is soundproof.
We won't know what's happening in here.

I'll push the bell if I need you.

- No storm, no roses to step on.
- Hey!

- Watch it!
- This is so boring.

Let me have a drink first.

You bastard, go to hell!

Bastard, you've taken six steps.

You deserve this.

You also had one.

I have six more steps to go.
I can jump over to kill you!

- That's 6.5 steps, stop!
- That's 6.5 steps, stop!

Dickson, go and bite him.

- Go!
- Dickson, bite your master, not me.

- Dickson!
- Gosh!

- Go, bite him!
- No!

You're lascivious
and your dog is the same.

Go there. What are you doing?

Don't come, go and bite him!

-Lick him!
- Bite him!

Go to hell!

- Go to hell!
- Go to hell!

- They're awake!
- Man-chi, get up!

Tung-tung.

Fat.

Fat.

- Fat.
- Tung-tung!

She's gone.

- Why are you arresting me?
- I have to find Tung-tung.

- Tung-tung!
-Let go of me!

You're all alone.
Aren't you worried about getting robbed?

There is one thing you've never told me.

What is it?

What was your last wish
when you saw the shooting star?

Why should I tell you? Go away!

You really want me to go?

Yes!

Okay, I'll go now, bye.

Hey!

Can't you say nice things to me?

Why?

It was easy when we both
pretended to be rich.

The truth is out now.

I came here because I'm being sincere.

Come on, let's have a chat.

I hate you. You always lie to me.

Didn't you lie to me too?

You lied more!

Okay, I lied more.

I won't lie to you again.

If ever I lie again,
don't like me anymore.

You men are so bad.

Okay, all men are bad, all women are good.

What wish did you make?

I wished you'd only love me.

No problem!

Don't be shy.

Come on.

A shooting star!

- What are you doing?
- Making a wish.

What are you wishing for?

I wish you won't find out
if I date other girls in the future.

- You're so bad!
- Hey...

- I was joking!
- No jokes like that are allowed!

I really want you

to be my better half.

Dream on!

- Dried fish and peanut congee!
-Let's have a bowl.

Sir, one bowl of congee
and one fried bread.

It's you two poor couple again.

AFTER 20 YEARS

Dad, he is my boyfriend.

Sir, call me Frankie.

What do you think?

- What is it, sir?
- Your name is Frankie?

Yes.

Are you close friends with my daughter?

- Very close friends.
- Wipe your mouth.

You can date my daughter.

But don't make her unhappy.

I will take good care of her.

Okay?

Don't gamble.

Never gamble.

When I became broke after I gambled,

I regretted gambling.

For the past 20 years,

I lied when I said
I won money from gambling.

That's why, no matter what happens,
don't gamble.

If I didn't gamble,

I wouldn't be saying these words.

Hey.

Give me some money.
Why are you walking away?

He's so fierce.

Are you kidding me? Five dollars?

Give me five dollars more to gamble.

Did you cough?

Take some money to see a doctor,
have dinner, gamble, dance,

go to Macau, play golf, do a facelift,
go to university, emigrate,

and cheat people's money.