The Robinsons: Lost in Space (2004) - full transcript
In the year 2082, the Earth was invaded by aliens after it was long determine that existence of extra terrestrials was long thought to be science fiction. Major cities crumbled from the destruction of the beings from beyond the stars. The invasion came to a halt when Earth's own armed forces led by Col. John Robinson fought off the invaders and thus Earth won the battle which came to be known as "Robinson's Raid". 15 years have passed by and John Robinson attends a ceremony for his retirement from his services in defending the Earth from alien threat. It was an honoring ceremony, except John's kids aren't that excited about it because John hardly spent that much time with them. After moving from several different homes due to John's line of work created a gap in between his kids and his occupation. This dysfunctional family is one of the fewest families chosen to be part of the space program that is heading for a planet called Nova which will become occupied with a new farming colony. John hopes to make up for all the times he wasn't there with his family only for the space station to be invaded by an unnamed army of reptilian aliens. The Robinsons and a young military figure named Don West escaped the doom space station, only to find themselves lost in space.
invasion for decades alien invasion was the
stuff of fantasy of science fiction no one
believed such devastation could actually
happen until that bright april morning 2082
fire reigned major cities were charred to ashes
and when this world needed to fight back one
took the charge mounted what came
to be known as robinson's raid
and saved the earth 15 years and a distinguished
tour of duty later he leaves the core to start
a new life with his family on the planet
nova ladies and gentlemen join with me in
saying goodbye and thanks to a fine officer
and a dear friend colonel john robinson
i'm the one who should be saying thanks i
fought alongside many of the brave men and
women in this room tonight so believe me when
i say the honor and privilege was entirely mine
i'd especially like to thank my
family they're my strength my support
and they keep my butt in line
you're the reason behind everything i do
thank you thank you all how's our war
hero holding up your war hero's feet hurt
why you ask someone to dance
don't feel like it yeah me neither
i'm so glad you're back me too i
wish they felt the same way they do
um that's for sure hey david do you
know any of the other kids in here
not a soul why well aren't you sick of it what
never knowing anybody trying to make friends over
and over again we're in your case trying
and failing i can't say i blame him i've
exactly been father of the year gone nine ten
months at a time you teleconference you watch
transmissions of other games and recitals
ah it's not the same thing i've missed a lot
beijing london buenos aires every year
a new base in your school but that's
still not good enough for them no to be truly
sadistic they need to move us off the planet
look i know it's been hard but nova's gonna
be better it'll be a clean start you'll see
you don't believe a word of that to you god and
now are practically grown up will's not far behind
don't forget connor we have a baby back home
too that's right penny what's her name right
well maybe there's still time
for her i'm not sure she's yours
how many of those have you
made i lost track not 14.
you know you are one serious little kid
that's don west who only the youngest pilot
to ever command his own squad graduated
annapolis top of his class okay you're kind of
creeping me out right now all right good to go
boys shall we mom can i see another hour please
sorry kiddo early start tomorrow it's moving day
daddy don't look at me you heard your
mother
my ceremony
i thought they'd never leave
hey why are you still wearing
you snuck out last night
so where'd you go it's none of
your business maybe i'll make it
mom's business i went back to the party
okay why look you can turn me in or not
judy
judy's not in her room
there you are where were you
just in the bathroom was she
waffles thanks
shouldn't you be packing all finished
so when were you going to
tell me about your ki test
what scores hell was that
where's will
will what are you doing um packing
danger will robinson no no no no
you built this thing by yourself what was it
talking about danger it protects me from who
some kids at school
honey you build yourself a bodyguard
dad let me read it please i don't
think that's a good idea buddy
no [ __ ] you don't need
a bodyguard you got me huh
we're not moving call the transfer
company tell them we made a mistake
i don't understand all the boy did was build a
robot to protect himself because kids are beating
him up at school that's not a cry for help i don't
know what is he needs help and he needs stability
here on earth and judy and david they don't want
to leave honey honey moving is your idea too
well maybe i'm having second thoughts i mean what
are we thinking moving to a farming colony us
machines do the farming you're going to open
a practice they need doctors there brilliant
beautiful doctors dragging the kids across the
galaxy what kind of mother does that a great one
pretty great wife too
earth is hectic and rashvanova we can
take our time finally be a family for once
it'll be our last move i promise
god knows you know this family
better than i do so it's your call
if you don't want to go then we don't go
so i'm brilliant and beautiful huh oh yeah
well i thought the robot was cool
better than the ones at the mall
that made me dismantle them murder
okay transport's almost here let's hustle well
let's say goodbye to earth this is so unfair
so
foreign
let's
this this is our home just for a couple
of months it's cramped and it smells funny
it's like grandpa's old hydra
camper the only difference is why
actually it doesn't really fly that much it
doesn't have to once the mothership gets us
to noah's atmosphere we detach we laugh and then
we live on planet redneck the rest of our lives
will don't touch anything in there
this thing is supposed to control
just about everything on board
oh sorry i saw some of the other pods and
i could swear that they're bigger than ours
jupiter 5 was huge and again this walk-in
closet isn't bad judy that's your room
mom i need space anyone else see the irony
hey
family togetherness
hey will got something for you
what's that well it's a pre-war relic it's
my old catcher's myth what's yours now
it smells funny supposed to so what
do you want me to do with it uh
play ball maybe have a catch with
your dad had it since i was your age
okay thanks you want me to play
now doesn't have to be now anytime
okay okay
all right boys welcome to the jupiter you
know the drill it's time let's keep it
clean this time all right no mistakes
this is a job not a vacation hey hey
i'll check in on you at 0-400 dismissed
i didn't expect to see you again so soon i didn't
know you were on the ship my squadron's providing
military escort and you you're a colonist i never
would have taken you for a farmer me neither
i had fun at the party last night it's not every
day a beautiful woman walks up and starts hating
on me you weren't complaining this morning
i'm not complaining now i'm sorry i didn't get
your last name it was judy just jitty okay just
judy are you traveling with anyone your family
some friends we just graduated well i'm glad
you're here this trip just got a lot better
i agree hey i have been looking for you everywhere
you have to get your decontamination shots um mom
maureen robinson's your mother
you're john robinson's daughter
so this don is that who you saw
when you snuck out last night
how's you please it's me we're talking
about here sorry i snuck out last night
but i'm not a little girl anymore
you can't keep me locked away hoping
and praying that i'm still a virgin
are you see that's exactly what i mean i'm going
to a real doctor ah sorry can't stop now procedure
i just want you to be careful
guys like down they're cowboys what's a
cowboy old expression it means you know
they're cocky they're aggressive they're
horny isn't that an old expression too
judy you're not being fair
you don't even know don
and this kind of thing
never happens to me i've never
been one place long enough
so why can't i enjoy it
because i've known too many pilots dad is
a pilot your dad is completely different
you're such a hypocrite ah did
that on purpose only 17 more to go
quite a few wouldn't you say
so you want to talk about it what the
test did you even study get off my back
what just leave me alone i don't get
it all i've ever asked is that you do
your best that's all no you just want
the best whether i can do it or not
let me tell you something you know what's
worse than you being gone all the time
you've been around sir
what are you doing trying to open the
bathroom door damn it your son hates me witch
sunny constellation your
daughter's not too crazy about me
why i have issues with a guy she likes that's
no problem just point him out not kill him
what's up with david can't talk to him i
just end up barking orders making him mad
what did you ever try just telling
him you love him you're proud of him
he knows what's like telepathy he knows you are
unbelievable what you can face alien battalions
no problem but showing a little emotion
with your son terrifies you no it doesn't
you're children they're not soldiers
and they're not mind readers it's
not hard look i'm proud of you
my wife is so sexy i'm
telling you it's magic words
magicka
independent feedback on the status
what are you doing here can i talk to you
i'm kind of busy right now just for a second
look last night was a mistake all right and
if i had known your name was judy robinson
never would it doesn't make any difference who
my father is yes it does because i respect him
as an officer and as a person a very
powerful person and if he catches us
he could end my career i'll
be careful no we'll find out
forget it it's over it's the closest
any ships ever gotten to a black hole
you know its gravity is so strong it sucks
up planets even light a real freaking nature
you're the freak of nature hi boys looking for us
you actually
uh there's something that i want to say to you
what's up uh will would you mind
if i spoke to your brother a minute
what i really want to say
is that colonel robinson glad i found
you the captain requests your presence
on the bridge you see i'm retired
now i don't do that anymore besides
i'm talking to my son here i'm afraid
the captain insists you should go
you want to come
we'll talk later then okay
yes sir will you come in
so
colonel robinson welcome aboard hey dad they got
the arrow joe scene the palmer back okay let's
get down from there captain what can i do for
you this is a little embarrassing but i could
use your expertise well try our view screens
have registered a glitch over the last hour
we're stumped we've never
seen it before maybe you have
will go find dave and judy get
back to the pod okay don't argue go
you ever been to war why it's an old alien trick
i'm transmitting a doctored holographic image
projecting what they want you to see pops on
the screen the ship's computer is trying to
correct the image i want to explain you don't
have to explain some things just don't work out
that's my point nothing works out for me i've
never been able to make friends or have an even
slightly normal life because everyone's afraid
of my father or they're an r both so i lied
because for one night i didn't want to be judy
robinson i wanted to be me why are you telling
me this i was hoping maybe we could start over
maybe you could forget my stupid last name
you have to remember one thing
flying is all that matters to me i can't
i'm sorry if this is what i think it is
you're not trained for this i am somebody
turn these view screens off open the windows
we got any weapons on board scramble
them now we have to go right now
prepare to abandon ships
i can't hold on give me your hand
don't let go will
oh
hang on well
uh
they're slaughtering people find your
family where are you going to fight
wait
oh
so
okay
uh
come on
i have to find my men don't leave me
please
time
so
uh
are you okay out get down
take care of your brother stay with me will
come on davis
go go
you all right sweetheart where's will
get that door open now
auto launch initiated you fly this thing you've
got to disengage the auto launcher two minutes
to separation launch sequence open the main
i'll try it
unable to override auto launch
yes
so
good
uh
where's david
david
one launch
launch
hmm
after my son
david
you have to believe david's alive
we've got four fighters closing in
sir
let me take the controls get us more power
i'll try to push all the hillary power to the
main engine do something we gotta have more power
help me get this thing open
come on
maximum thrust up
danger will robinson yes big danger now do it
that's suicide sir you got no other
choice
um everybody all right
john robinson don't west
let's check the damage
wow you got no power no fuel
little food and less water
are we gonna die up here
no we're gonna make it we're gonna
get david back you're my family
i love you
and if it takes the last breath
that's in me i'm gonna get us home
so
you
stuff of fantasy of science fiction no one
believed such devastation could actually
happen until that bright april morning 2082
fire reigned major cities were charred to ashes
and when this world needed to fight back one
took the charge mounted what came
to be known as robinson's raid
and saved the earth 15 years and a distinguished
tour of duty later he leaves the core to start
a new life with his family on the planet
nova ladies and gentlemen join with me in
saying goodbye and thanks to a fine officer
and a dear friend colonel john robinson
i'm the one who should be saying thanks i
fought alongside many of the brave men and
women in this room tonight so believe me when
i say the honor and privilege was entirely mine
i'd especially like to thank my
family they're my strength my support
and they keep my butt in line
you're the reason behind everything i do
thank you thank you all how's our war
hero holding up your war hero's feet hurt
why you ask someone to dance
don't feel like it yeah me neither
i'm so glad you're back me too i
wish they felt the same way they do
um that's for sure hey david do you
know any of the other kids in here
not a soul why well aren't you sick of it what
never knowing anybody trying to make friends over
and over again we're in your case trying
and failing i can't say i blame him i've
exactly been father of the year gone nine ten
months at a time you teleconference you watch
transmissions of other games and recitals
ah it's not the same thing i've missed a lot
beijing london buenos aires every year
a new base in your school but that's
still not good enough for them no to be truly
sadistic they need to move us off the planet
look i know it's been hard but nova's gonna
be better it'll be a clean start you'll see
you don't believe a word of that to you god and
now are practically grown up will's not far behind
don't forget connor we have a baby back home
too that's right penny what's her name right
well maybe there's still time
for her i'm not sure she's yours
how many of those have you
made i lost track not 14.
you know you are one serious little kid
that's don west who only the youngest pilot
to ever command his own squad graduated
annapolis top of his class okay you're kind of
creeping me out right now all right good to go
boys shall we mom can i see another hour please
sorry kiddo early start tomorrow it's moving day
daddy don't look at me you heard your
mother
my ceremony
i thought they'd never leave
hey why are you still wearing
you snuck out last night
so where'd you go it's none of
your business maybe i'll make it
mom's business i went back to the party
okay why look you can turn me in or not
judy
judy's not in her room
there you are where were you
just in the bathroom was she
waffles thanks
shouldn't you be packing all finished
so when were you going to
tell me about your ki test
what scores hell was that
where's will
will what are you doing um packing
danger will robinson no no no no
you built this thing by yourself what was it
talking about danger it protects me from who
some kids at school
honey you build yourself a bodyguard
dad let me read it please i don't
think that's a good idea buddy
no [ __ ] you don't need
a bodyguard you got me huh
we're not moving call the transfer
company tell them we made a mistake
i don't understand all the boy did was build a
robot to protect himself because kids are beating
him up at school that's not a cry for help i don't
know what is he needs help and he needs stability
here on earth and judy and david they don't want
to leave honey honey moving is your idea too
well maybe i'm having second thoughts i mean what
are we thinking moving to a farming colony us
machines do the farming you're going to open
a practice they need doctors there brilliant
beautiful doctors dragging the kids across the
galaxy what kind of mother does that a great one
pretty great wife too
earth is hectic and rashvanova we can
take our time finally be a family for once
it'll be our last move i promise
god knows you know this family
better than i do so it's your call
if you don't want to go then we don't go
so i'm brilliant and beautiful huh oh yeah
well i thought the robot was cool
better than the ones at the mall
that made me dismantle them murder
okay transport's almost here let's hustle well
let's say goodbye to earth this is so unfair
so
foreign
let's
this this is our home just for a couple
of months it's cramped and it smells funny
it's like grandpa's old hydra
camper the only difference is why
actually it doesn't really fly that much it
doesn't have to once the mothership gets us
to noah's atmosphere we detach we laugh and then
we live on planet redneck the rest of our lives
will don't touch anything in there
this thing is supposed to control
just about everything on board
oh sorry i saw some of the other pods and
i could swear that they're bigger than ours
jupiter 5 was huge and again this walk-in
closet isn't bad judy that's your room
mom i need space anyone else see the irony
hey
family togetherness
hey will got something for you
what's that well it's a pre-war relic it's
my old catcher's myth what's yours now
it smells funny supposed to so what
do you want me to do with it uh
play ball maybe have a catch with
your dad had it since i was your age
okay thanks you want me to play
now doesn't have to be now anytime
okay okay
all right boys welcome to the jupiter you
know the drill it's time let's keep it
clean this time all right no mistakes
this is a job not a vacation hey hey
i'll check in on you at 0-400 dismissed
i didn't expect to see you again so soon i didn't
know you were on the ship my squadron's providing
military escort and you you're a colonist i never
would have taken you for a farmer me neither
i had fun at the party last night it's not every
day a beautiful woman walks up and starts hating
on me you weren't complaining this morning
i'm not complaining now i'm sorry i didn't get
your last name it was judy just jitty okay just
judy are you traveling with anyone your family
some friends we just graduated well i'm glad
you're here this trip just got a lot better
i agree hey i have been looking for you everywhere
you have to get your decontamination shots um mom
maureen robinson's your mother
you're john robinson's daughter
so this don is that who you saw
when you snuck out last night
how's you please it's me we're talking
about here sorry i snuck out last night
but i'm not a little girl anymore
you can't keep me locked away hoping
and praying that i'm still a virgin
are you see that's exactly what i mean i'm going
to a real doctor ah sorry can't stop now procedure
i just want you to be careful
guys like down they're cowboys what's a
cowboy old expression it means you know
they're cocky they're aggressive they're
horny isn't that an old expression too
judy you're not being fair
you don't even know don
and this kind of thing
never happens to me i've never
been one place long enough
so why can't i enjoy it
because i've known too many pilots dad is
a pilot your dad is completely different
you're such a hypocrite ah did
that on purpose only 17 more to go
quite a few wouldn't you say
so you want to talk about it what the
test did you even study get off my back
what just leave me alone i don't get
it all i've ever asked is that you do
your best that's all no you just want
the best whether i can do it or not
let me tell you something you know what's
worse than you being gone all the time
you've been around sir
what are you doing trying to open the
bathroom door damn it your son hates me witch
sunny constellation your
daughter's not too crazy about me
why i have issues with a guy she likes that's
no problem just point him out not kill him
what's up with david can't talk to him i
just end up barking orders making him mad
what did you ever try just telling
him you love him you're proud of him
he knows what's like telepathy he knows you are
unbelievable what you can face alien battalions
no problem but showing a little emotion
with your son terrifies you no it doesn't
you're children they're not soldiers
and they're not mind readers it's
not hard look i'm proud of you
my wife is so sexy i'm
telling you it's magic words
magicka
independent feedback on the status
what are you doing here can i talk to you
i'm kind of busy right now just for a second
look last night was a mistake all right and
if i had known your name was judy robinson
never would it doesn't make any difference who
my father is yes it does because i respect him
as an officer and as a person a very
powerful person and if he catches us
he could end my career i'll
be careful no we'll find out
forget it it's over it's the closest
any ships ever gotten to a black hole
you know its gravity is so strong it sucks
up planets even light a real freaking nature
you're the freak of nature hi boys looking for us
you actually
uh there's something that i want to say to you
what's up uh will would you mind
if i spoke to your brother a minute
what i really want to say
is that colonel robinson glad i found
you the captain requests your presence
on the bridge you see i'm retired
now i don't do that anymore besides
i'm talking to my son here i'm afraid
the captain insists you should go
you want to come
we'll talk later then okay
yes sir will you come in
so
colonel robinson welcome aboard hey dad they got
the arrow joe scene the palmer back okay let's
get down from there captain what can i do for
you this is a little embarrassing but i could
use your expertise well try our view screens
have registered a glitch over the last hour
we're stumped we've never
seen it before maybe you have
will go find dave and judy get
back to the pod okay don't argue go
you ever been to war why it's an old alien trick
i'm transmitting a doctored holographic image
projecting what they want you to see pops on
the screen the ship's computer is trying to
correct the image i want to explain you don't
have to explain some things just don't work out
that's my point nothing works out for me i've
never been able to make friends or have an even
slightly normal life because everyone's afraid
of my father or they're an r both so i lied
because for one night i didn't want to be judy
robinson i wanted to be me why are you telling
me this i was hoping maybe we could start over
maybe you could forget my stupid last name
you have to remember one thing
flying is all that matters to me i can't
i'm sorry if this is what i think it is
you're not trained for this i am somebody
turn these view screens off open the windows
we got any weapons on board scramble
them now we have to go right now
prepare to abandon ships
i can't hold on give me your hand
don't let go will
oh
hang on well
uh
they're slaughtering people find your
family where are you going to fight
wait
oh
so
okay
uh
come on
i have to find my men don't leave me
please
time
so
uh
are you okay out get down
take care of your brother stay with me will
come on davis
go go
you all right sweetheart where's will
get that door open now
auto launch initiated you fly this thing you've
got to disengage the auto launcher two minutes
to separation launch sequence open the main
i'll try it
unable to override auto launch
yes
so
good
uh
where's david
david
one launch
launch
hmm
after my son
david
you have to believe david's alive
we've got four fighters closing in
sir
let me take the controls get us more power
i'll try to push all the hillary power to the
main engine do something we gotta have more power
help me get this thing open
come on
maximum thrust up
danger will robinson yes big danger now do it
that's suicide sir you got no other
choice
um everybody all right
john robinson don't west
let's check the damage
wow you got no power no fuel
little food and less water
are we gonna die up here
no we're gonna make it we're gonna
get david back you're my family
i love you
and if it takes the last breath
that's in me i'm gonna get us home
so
you