The River (2001) - full transcript
Episodic study of feelings where six stories intertwine over one Saturday in a small town. Two boys save a young woman, Anni, and her baby from suicide by drowning. Esa, a down-on-his-luck musician in need of a loan, arrives to his father's 60th birthday party. Waitress Leena tries to stir up a romance between her co-workers at a pizza parlor. Middle-aged Ilpo comes home early from the paper mill and finds a strange man in their bedroom. Old Milja waits for her daughter Merja at the hospital where she is visiting her terminally ill husband Henri. Teenage Santeri tries to cope with his homosexuality.
I dropped by at the store
Harrison and Tuomi
were giving autographs
These normally cost 450 marks,
but they were on sale for 299
Did you jump?
-No
Mom started bitching about it.
Dad would have let me jump
Let's hang out somewhere.
But not our place
They're cleaning the house
The little twit is beating carpets
Hey, feel like going to the square
to watch the Bungy-jumpers?
Kiss my ass!
No way, I can smell it over here!
-You're so dumb!
Doesn't that girl live in the same
tenements as you? Look
Yup. Building B.
Her name is Anne. Or Anni
Last name Kuvaja. In B 11
Or Annelee. Or Annmarie.
Maybe it's just Anni for short
Let's ride past her. Grade her butt.
-No way, moron
Can you see her?
What the hell is she doing?
Is she going to drown herself?
Let's go
Go get some help!
-What?
Wait! Wait!
Anne... Hi
Hey, do you remember me?
Anne, I live in the same building
I'm Kimmo Peltonen
From Section A.
Hey, come over here
Help!
Don't shout. Juho is scared
Anne, let me take Juho
Anne, let me take Juho
I'll take Juho and put him
right there, close to you
Anne, let me take Juho
Wait right where you are
Anne, come here
Santtu!
Santtu!
Have any plans for tonight?
I'm on my way to do the Bungy!
Mikko bet a bottle of Vodka
that I wouldn't have the nerve
I have a bandy game at one o'clock
Then I'll stay and watch
the basketball game
And later tonight?
-Haven't made any plans
I'm having a party tonight.
Feel like coming? Around seven
I wanted to ask you at the Galaxy
last night, but you left so early
I don't mean it's a date or anything
Or in a way, maybe...
Say yes, will you?
Who else have you asked?
-Everybody. Or... all our friends
I was going to grab a few beers with
the guys to open the Fall season
You could do it here
O.K. I'll call if I can't make it
Hi
Santtu!
-I came to return the CDs
Great.
-Can I come in?
I was just leaving for
my uncle's 60th birthday party
Just for a few minutes?
I'm meeting Mikko at the square soon.
I'm going to do the Bungy-jump
I've got a game at one o'clock
Three more points,
and I'll be on top of the score list
Take your shoes off so you
don't mess up the carpet
I'm taking the "miscomprehension
exams" next week
Swedish on Monday, Wednesday
English and German on Friday
You can just leave them over there.
-I remember where I took them from
If I pass,
I'll graduate before Christmas
And then you're off to become a man
I decided to ask for a deferment
I need to study for the business
school exam in the spring
And I could also get a job
at the mill
Doing the same work as last summer
As daddy's little helper
Let me help
I've really missed you
Yesterday you wouldn't even say
hello. - I was going to, really
I was tired and all that smoke
made my eyes hurt
I see
All that smoke made your eyes hurt?
So it wasn't because all your friends
were there?
Eero, could we get together tomorrow?
You didn't drop by
or call for three weeks
I was sure you didn't
want to see me anymore
I do want to see you.
I'm just so wrapped up in the exams
I could see you tonight. I'll be
out of town on a gig all next week
I'm picking up Kaisa from the 11.55 bus.
We'll come here after the party
Kaisa is staying over tonight.
You'd get a chance to meet her
I have plans for tonight
Forget about it, then
Should I leave first?
-Go
I'll count to twenty and sneak out then
Wait!
Dad can't make it to the game
Ilpo Lammi is out sick.
-What?
Dad has to fill in for him
He has to work tomorrow as well.
-Well, what can you do
Wait. I'll walk with you to the store.
- Mikko is waiting for me at the square
I'm doing the jump at ten to twelve
I'm not too pleased about it.
And just because of a stupid bet
It's perfectly safe
That lady's going first, then you.
You have to sign in
Looks like someone's getting cold feet
Not at all.
-Go ahead, admit it
Read that and sign down there
God, what a hangover. I hope I'm
not going to puke when I get up there
And it's not just me. Pate called
to tell he's not going to make it
And I have doubts about Make and Tero
So I'm the only one here
in jumping trim?
We have to win to stay in the lead.
- Of the whimpy hospital team
I got booted from the Galaxy last night
I can't really remember, but I think
they banned me for two months
Serves you right.
You were totally plastered
Did you pass out or what?
-Hey, when did I ever pass out?
That fucking DJ queen started
getting on my nerves
Never plays anything you ask him for.
He needed a good flogging
His name is Eero
Whose? That faggot's?
The DJ's. What did you do to him?
-Do you know that freak?
Yes, I do. What did you do to him?
-I didn't know he was your friend
Tell me! What did you do to him?
I didn't have enough time to do
anything
As far as I remember...
The doormen came over and...
If we're staying for the game, let's go
to the liquor store after we've jumped
Johanna's party tonight is
a "must" with capital M
I'm not jumping!
You can't chicken out now.
In a few minutes it'll be over
Who's next?
-It's his turn!
I fucking knew it. Santeri Korpela
doesn't have the guts!
Then I'll go twice...
And you owe me a bottle of vodka!
Hey, aren't you staying to watch?!
Are you staying late at the party?
-No
I could drop by later
You're absolutely sure now?
-I wouldn't have come if I weren't
I have to ask Kaisa if it's O.K
Wow, a real welcoming committee.
I thought mom was coming
Olli's Birthday party turned into
quite a hassle
So you must be Santeri.
Eero talks about you all the time
Santeri's coming over tonight.
Is it O.K?
Sure. I'll stay home tonight.
-That's not what I meant
I can go home tonight.
-No need to make sacrifices for me
Have a nice night!
Maybe tomorrow would be better.
-Come whenever it's good for you
Esa? Esa!
How's it spelled?
If it's with a C and one A,
it means pig
Like it's pronounced. One K
and two As
Does it have anything to do with
forest industries? Paper refinery?
What?
-"Kaarne". Commonly known as
Team A answers passive.
-I think we'll answer "veltta"
What the hell is "veltta"?
"Kaarne" means "raven"
And "veltta" means "plow",
from "vält" in Swedish
Hey, it's a fact
"Kaarne" is a fucking raven!
-I said it's a fact
What an engineer doesn't know
is not worth knowing
Or what do you say, Pete?
Could you lend me hundred?
I can't make it to the gig otherwise
Ask mommy and daddy
for your allowance
I can't today. My father's having
his 60th birthday party
You already owe me a thou.
-O.K. I'll hitchhike
Maybe I'll make it in time
Don't be childish.
I'll lend you the hundred
You'll pay me back next week
Everything you owe me.
-Sure
Beat them good, twit!
-Go to hell, retard!
Honey, could you set these out
as ashtrays
Leave them over there.
I'll set out the chairs first
The currants give a lousy crop.
So damned many old branches
They need to be pruned.
-You're not pruning them today
What?
-I said you're not pruning them today
Out of shape, young man?
Your face is as red as a pig's ass
No watering holes on the last stage.
-So you made it, after all
The old man's been asking about you.
-Is that Audi yours?
It's Hannu's company car.
-We changed to a new one last week
So the cyber business is booming?
-We just hired two more designers
Sealed a contract with Rautpohja Inc.
Hold, hold, hold!
You didn't bring your girlfriend?
-Which one?
The blonde you brought last winter.
What was her name... Krisse
The violin player
No. That was another little outing
her husband wasn't thrilled about
You have a whole spectacle planned
for the old man?
Even the flag's flying in the pole
The coordinating committee is inside.
-And here sits the church choir
I was expecting you sooner
The reception starts at one but some
guests may come early
Doesn't that leave us a whole hour?
Mom, I'm feeling really thirsty.
- Thirsty. Now is that so?
I've got to get a beer,
or else I won't play a single tune
You can get one from the fridge
Esa, you're playing...
your first set at one thirty
First just a couple of songs
Then a few more every twenty minutes
or so. Leaves time for the speeches
See that Olli doesn't steal the show
Especially when his choir buddies arrive
Raili, what time are they coming?
Wasn't it two thirty?
The factory crowd will be the last
to arrive. At five o'clock
They've booked a sauna at the
factory villa
Your father wants you to play there
I put a list for song requests
on the gift table
Jesus, I'm not a monkey with a juke-box
I'll play what I play and how
Anyway, I have to leave at three thirty.
- You told me you had no plans!
We have a gig in Jyväskylä
Dad's going to be very disappointed
I don't sell the gigs.
I'm taking a shower
Would the old man lend me a shirt?
- He went downstairs to shave
I'll bring you a shirt.
Tell him to hurry up
We also need some time
to get into party gear
Mom, can I see you for a minute?
- I'll set out this cake first
Would you play me the "Nickel Coin"?
It has such a funny chorus
Dad?
Dad?
So how much do you need?
I have a couple of rents due.
We haven't had any gigs for a while
A few thousand. Maybe five
Listen, I put so much money
into the party
I can't spare anything
until the end of the month
Ah, well. Too late by then.
I got an eviction notice
I simply don't have any
When are you going to learn
to stand on your own feet?
And I won't let you spoil dad's party!
Promise me you won't
ask him for money
Yeah, yeah, I promise
Mom.
-Yes?
Your guarding tactics have failed.
Ulla!
Olli has drunk a bottle of wine here.
-Where did he get it from?
One bottle isn't going to break him.
He'll just start singing...
I can't be with you this evening...
O.K. I should start getting along
Good. I've had enough
of you and your wise-cracks
Hannu!
We've been getting rabbits here.
The apple seedlings should be covered
They've nibbled a whole trunk
to pieces
Did you see where Olli went?
He cut through the neighbor's yard
and got a taxi
He's taking his pool coupons
to the store
Fucking, fucking hell!
So much for the party, then
Hannu and I will find him,
whatever it takes
The old man's probably
totally shitfaced by now
Krista! We're heading home!
Hannu, hey. You're coming with me.
I know where to look
Esa, you stay out of this.
You just go on that gig of yours
Hannu will straighten things out.
-I'm just trying to help
Remember what you promised?
- Of course I do
Are you getting off at the bus station?
I'm not leaving
until we find the old man
Although it would be easier
to just let him be
If he wants to get wasted,
who's going to stop him
Always the same old story
Where are you guys heading?
-To try out our luck in the lottery
Could you bring me some trunk covers?
Two brown ones, sixty centimeters
should be enough
I've got money.
- I'll pay for them
It's the best gift I can give Olli.
He already has so much junk
Go put on your suit for the party.
-It's not my party
Light me one too
Don't tell Krista.
I don't really smoke anymore
Watch out!
-What the fuck?!
Shit, you almost crashed!
-Bullshit!
He's had an accident
and you nearly butchered him
His chains had come apart, that's all.
-How could you have seen that?
I've always seen more than you.
-What's that supposed to mean?
Drive to the shore!
A girl's trying to drown herself
We're going to have a baby.
Krista's three months pregnant
So I'm going to be an uncle
The estimated date is March 25.
We're going for an ultrasonic next week
To find out if it's a Gary or a Mary.
-I can't be it's real godfather
But I can be its "favorite friend"
That's a special certificate for those
who don't belong to the Church
We weren't going to bother you
We though we'd announce it
as a surprise present. -I see
I was going to go in on your present,
but I guess it won't work with a kid
I could treat the old man to a Bungy
I got him a pocket watch
Gave it to him when we got there,
said it was from both of us
You owe me four hundred.
-A pocket watch?
A pint of Guinness.
I'll sit over there in the corner
Bullseye. Open the trunk for me
What shape is he in? Is he coming?
-I'll find out
The trunk's unlocked
Where do you think you're going?
The longer he stays,
the harder it is for him to leave
Let me do my part
in saving the family feast
I don't care if he stays there
for the rest of his life
But after all that work, mom deserves to
to have him there in half-decent shape
I don't trust you to get him out
of there
It'll only take me five minutes
Go and get the tree trunks
in the meanwhile
Aren't you tired of baby-sitting him?
-Isn't that what you've been doing?
When I was thirteen I told mom-
that she should throw him out
and get a divorce
Hell, she came this close to doing so.
-I never knew
Yeah, like they ever bothered you with
anything unpleasant
You were busy graduating at the time.
-What are you accusing me of?
Nothing. Lassie is just trying
to save the little scouts
I'll be back in five minutes
Give me the hundred from Kalevi
Is it O.K if I owe you five hundred?
-Fine
Look, it's the artist. Are you
coming or going? -A bit of both
More like going
What are you doing here?
-Playing the pools
A 7 68-mark set up
Four sure bets, one fully secured,
the rest half-secured
Another set up with six secured.
What are you doing here?
I came to wish you a happy birthday,
since you've set up the reception here
I have to get to Jyväskylä for a gig
Did you hear the army fighter?
What causes the bang
when the sound barrier is broken?
Do you hear it only once or is the
barrier broken again and again?
I play popular folk music.
Apart from that-
I'm not really interested
in the physics of sound waves
So what are you interested in?
-Mainly personal stuff
And what does that mean nowadays?
Mostly everyday cash flow problems
How to scramble money for the rent?
Who'd lend me a couple of hundred?
Who should I pay back first?
Should I eat something?
Should I pick up a skirt?
Where can we can we get a gig?
Most acutely, how to conjure up
five thousand by next Tuesday
You couldn't lend it to me?
-You should learn from Hannu
He gets by on his own.
That boy's never been shy of work
You could also have made something
out of yourself
I did become something
Graduated with the best grades.
And I'm a graduate engineer for life
It was your own brilliant idea
to study folk music
It must be great to be able to
just follow any wild whim in life
Another one, please
Doesn't look like you can
make ends meet by playing
I'm happy with my life.
-You sure settle for little
So what's your bank account number?
Savings and Loans 5 7 1322
This is a million-mark round.
If the smaller set up pulls through-
the winnings will go on your account
But they won't be there
until Wednesday
These are exiting times
The only thing you talk about
nowadays is money
There is something else
we need to talk about
I promised mom I'd bring you home.
Whatever it takes
We found your bottle of wine
If you have to get wasted,
you could wait until later tonight
Could you go home
before mom flips out?
There was no bottle of wine
What the hell was it then that we
found hidden in the firewood?
Hannu is about to pull into that yard
You could still get through the party
without making a fool of yourself...
I can't be with you this evening...
God damn it!
-The night keeps calling me away...
You've got a lot of nerve!
-Don't start acting offended
Or do whatever the fuck you like
Go ahead,
a hundred proof pure soda water
I've got stuff behind the bar
to spike it with
Thanks for the gift, lads
A pint of lager and a double whiskey
I would like to perform a special song
on my father's birthday
If no one objects
Especially you yourself.
-It was actually yesterday
This is one of my father's favorites
Since he's a sworn choir singer,
do feel free to join in
Happy sixtieth birthday, Dad
It goes like this:
My coat don't need a mending thread
my soul needs a tender touch instead
you can't hear any poems at the bar
drunken clatter drowns them by far
that face in the mirror cannot be mine
it belongs to those who wine and dine
but one thing gives me solace in need
to know you loved me once indeed
Is mom really as upset as Esa
made her out to be?
Could we stop at the store and
drop off the pool coupons first?
I'd better take you home right away
I'll drop off the coupons later.
-I can drive
I'd never wish to bring you down
What remains when everything's
down to the bone
Is a heart's desire not to be alone
Excellent choice
Anyone driving out to Jyväskylä?
Around 2 p.m.?
Even 4 p.m. would be get me
there in time
Good Morning, Shag
Stop calling me "shag"
or I'll start calling you names too
You probably already do
when you're with your friends
Yeah, names like "girlfriend"
Oh Shag, you're so wonderful
Let me take a leak in peace.
-No, open the door for me
Go to work!
-I have a question for you, Shag
Do you pee standing up or
sitting down? -It depends
I want to watch.
-You're nuts
I've never watched at close range.
-And you won't now, either
If you let me watch,
I'll never call you "shag" again
I can't see anything
if you cover it with your hands
I can't do it if you keep staring
I'll turn on the faucet....
pssshh... psshh...
Let me shake
Thanks, that's enough
I'll call Virve and tell her
I can't make it to work today
No, you won't
There's no skin left on my dick.
-We could grease it
Seriously...
Seriously. I can't
We still have tonight ahead of us
What time should I come for lunch?
-Whenever you want, doll
I refuse to be called "doll".
-It's either doll or shag
Your choice.
-I prefer shag
Anni! Hi!
Oh, Juho is sleeping
Are you in a hurry?
Want to stop for a cup of coffee?
Or... I'll drop by one of these days
I'm a little late from work.
Take care!
Fucking bitch!
Good Morning.
-Fuck you!
Was it a mexicana?
And a regular coke?
You've got a nice crowd here
Your coke.
-Do you know what time it is?
Six past eleven or so.
-I woke you up. What kept you?
A small delay.
Little Willie was up and about
I couldn't just leave him in a bind.
-There you are
... bound to fill you up... yes sirree...
I'll read it back to you
You're late!
Regular firenzee... no caperoos,
olives instead
Riverside special with garlic...
one pan-fried... gotcha, bye...
You were supposed to be here by ten.
I'm deducting an hour off your pay
Riverside Pizza, Erkka...
-Is Laine's order ready?
Riverside Pizza, Erkka.
-Two big quatros and a hawaii
Yessiree... there's a few orders
ahead of you...
... but in half an hour, I reckon...
Yes, can be done...
Girls! No cigarette breaks together
Shit, you're wearing my
favorite blouse!
And my pants.
Did I give you permission?
I wanted to wear them at
the Galaxy tonight!
Sorry. All my clothes were still wet
Hey, you can borrow my black dress.
-I fucking hate you
Now haul your ass off the bench
and get to work!
Virve, I'm so in love
My Shag is so, so wonderful!
Shag?
-Kalle. I call him Shag
I can guess why.
But get moving, now! -Virve
I only got a couple of hours of sleep
last night
I came at least six times
I lost count.
I thought it was at least twenty
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
They could hear you way out in
the square. I didn't sleep a wink
My jaws are a bit stiff...
Have you ever tried...
-If you don't come now I'll slap you
You should give up celibacy, Virve.
It makes you uptight
Yessiree... there's a few orders
ahead of you...
Hold on...
Capone and francescana!
Capone and francescana, Virve!
- The spicy hot and crispy has...
... onion and tomato...
can you hold on...
I'll be darned if you don't
get your ass behind the counter!
I'm not putting up with this much longer!
What?
-Nothing
... yessiree.... you can get it without
chili but that'd be just spicy crispy
... it's the chili that makes it hot...
I'm coming, I'm coming.
You take those before they get cold
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I've heard that before
Have you pressed on a panic button?
Seriously, baby relax
Jesus Christ, look at your neck!
You should see the Shag's neck
Bloody cow! It's your fault
they're standing there cold
Why are you so bugged out?
Bugged out! Girl, look at
the mess you've caused
Haul your ass to work in time
You know how hectic it gets here
I know what's really bugging you
Is that the plague on your neck?
You can't serve customers-
looking like that.
Cover it up, girl
Riverside... Damn!...
No sir, not you...
Wow, Leena did the Bungy too
I thought the rope went around
the ankle, not the neck
If you've finished up, gentlemen,
get lost. Thanks for coming
So?
- When can you pay me back?
I'll get my check next week.
-It'll all go to your phone bill
It's not some fuckass state benefits
It's union compensation, I've got
three hundred days of it left
I can't lend money to a friend
If you don't pay up, I'll kick your ass,
and who will I drink with then?
Ask your wife, she gets child benefits.
-They're already gone
I know. You can have my TV set
for two thousand marks
A brand new wide-screen Philips.
Twenty-nine inch digital...
Can I have this in a doggy bag?
We're out of foil and I won't waste
a box on that scrap
Just finish it up
Enjoy!
-Thank you, Good B ye!
I have a man for you
B ye, chicks
Fuck off!
You need a man.
I'll set you up for tonight
I don't want your old shags
Erkka is not my old shag
Erkka! You have a date tonight
No, I don't. I should know.
-With Virve
She won't go out with me.
-Yes, she will
She won't go,
I asked her once
I don't believe you. When?
New Year's.
-That was almost a year ago
She was seeing someone then.
Mourning is over now
She won't go out with me.
-Sure she will
She likes you. You have a great body
and you're so reliable
She always calls you a sweetheart
You're so special,
oh so special...
You fucking bimbo,
did you say something to him?
It's all set. Poor Erkka is
head over heels in love with you
He's our boss.
I'm not going out with him
Of course you are. I've seen you
staring at his ass a hundred times
Thank you. B ye!
The fact that you're a pervert
doesn't make me one too
What's perverted about staring at
a man's ass? Erkka's ass is so cute
A bit small for my taste,
but just perfect for you
You should have seen him blush when
I told him you think he's a sweetheart
You fucking bitch!
Any special requests for the date?
-Well...
She doesn't want to go out.
-I told you so
But if you cook her something nice,
she'll come for dinner
Liar!
What's wrong?
-I sprained my wrist
Get the phone!
Get it, now!
Riverside Pizza, Leena.
Can you hold on...
Use this as an ice-bag
and go to the locker room
Riverside Pizza Heaven, Leena...
Yessiree... there's a few orders...
Got it. Thank you. B ye
You're better at making the crust
I'll look after the customers
You'll make the pizzas.
-Yeah, but what did he say?
Who?
-Erkka
You have a date tonight
He'll make you dinner, if he can.
He had a small accident
What accident?
-He sprained his wrist somehow
Someone should bandage it,
but not me
Go ahead, check that it isn't broken
I'll hold all phone orders
until things have calmed down
Enjoy!
Jesus, Tavinen.
Already drunk at this hour
I wouldn't serve you even
non-alcoholic beer
I haven't had a drop to drink today
Look in the mirror,
your eyes are glaring
I did the Bungy! Can you imagine?
And I've always been afraid of heights!
-Bullshit. You're drunk
No, really. I jumped.
-Right. What can I get you?
Can I take a look?
I don't think it's broken
I was a gymnast for almost ten years
It was just one sprain after the other
What the hell...?
38,5 centigrade. If you're not better
by Monday, you should see a doctor
Hi, it's me. I'm running a fever,
so I left work early
Should I pick something up at the store?
Anyway, I'll see you soon
Good Afternoon.
-Good afternoon, sir
Here are your flowers. They should
be unwrapped within half an hour
Roosa, I wanna come up there.
-You can't come!
Daddy, Roosa's teasing me!
She won't let me climb on the roof
Roosa, hey!
Come down right away
Think of something else to play.
Where's mommy?
Inside with uncle whatshisname.
-Uncle who?
Uncle Dick
Your turn to be horsey
Girls, come here.
I have a surprise for you
What surprise?
-I'll tell you in the car
Let me down.
-There you go
Can you girls guess where we're going?
-Daddy, I need to pee
Can you hang in there for a while?
-Yup
First we'll fill up and get candy
at the gas station
Then we're driving out to Kuopio
to spend the night at Aunt Rillu's
Yeah! Kuopio-oh! Kuopio-oh!
Why isn't mommy coming with us?
-This way we can surprise her
We'll call her when we get there
and ask what she wants to do
Girls, can you sing Daddy a song?
I'm hunting for a lion
I'm hunting for a lion
I think I'll catch a big one
I'm not afraid at all
I'm not afraid at all
Out there I see - a river
Daddy! I want Juuso to come too!
Juuso is keeping Mommy company
We're not turning back for him
Mommy will bring Juuso in the evening
Juuso has to come too!
We're not getting him, damn it!
Miisa, Daddy's really sorry.
It was silly of me to yell
Girls, we're going home
We're not going to Kuopio?
-No, not today
I wanna go to Kuopio.
Yuck, it smells in here
Did you wet your pants, Miisa?
It was just an accident,
Daddy's fault
I'm hunting for a lion
I'm hunting for a lion
I think I'll catch a big one
I think I'll catch a big one
I'm not afraid at all
I'm not afraid at all
Out there I see - a river
A wet and thick river
It can't be crossed over
It can't be crossed under
It can't be crossed around
You must cross through
Daddy, are we getting candy anyhow?
-Yes, but we'll take care of Miisa first
Feel like playing outside, Roosa?
-No, I wanna come inside
You could stay outside, you know.
-I'm coming inside too
O.K So you're coming inside
Feel like taking a bath, girls?
-In the middle of the day?
Who says you can't take a bath
in the middle of the day?
Roosa, you can undress downstairs.
-What are you doing home so early?
I'm running a fever.
-Mom, I accidentally wet my pants
I didn't think you'd do it on purpose
Tell Uncle Dick not to run away.
I want to see him
I'll put the girls in the bath
Roosa, turn on the faucet
if you need more hot water
Call me when you've had enough.
There's no rush
Daddy, what was that bang?
An airplane.
-Did it explode?
No, it didn't
It was just the tailpipe
I'm not a violent man.
-What?
I'm not a violent man.
-Neither am I
I just want to see what the man
who is fucking my wife looks like
So now you did
Get the hell out of here
Are you leaving too?
-I'll just walk him to the door
I'm sure he knows where it is
You left the girls
out in the yard alone
They always play there by themselves
Roosa was sitting on the roof
and Miisa nagging to get up there
What if something had happened?
The door was locked
And apparently this wasn't
the first time
I'm going to check on the girls
Get rid of these sheets!
-Don't. We weren't in there!
Where then? The girls' room?
-On the floor. On the guest mattress
Where is it?
-Rolled up in the closet
Which closet?
Get rid of it!
-What are you doing?
Get rid of it!
I'm sorry I hurt you.
I'm so sorry
Put them in lukewarm water.
So they don't wilt
Your mom is a lousy liar.
Or maybe she didn't even try
I knew you had guessed
Whenever the girls and I called
and asked for you-
she told us to try your cell phone
Ilpo, it just happened somehow
I was going to tell you today.
I promised Markku
That's why he came by
How long has it been going on?
For a while
Six months
Why didn't you ask straight out
if you knew it?
I wish we weren't married
Are you going to move in with him?
Markku has suggested it.
But I haven't made any decisions yet
Where does he live?
-Markku?
In Vaasa
Have you stayed nights there
during the week?
For the past couple of months
What's his apartment like?
-A small studio
Are you sure about him?
What do you mean?
That he'll get along with the girls.
-I don't know
You'd better ask him. Maybe he's
only interested in fucking you
I love him and he loves me
And he tells it to me.
You never speak to me at all
Did you ever even love me?
It's better for all of us
if you move out right away
Miisa, look who Daddy brought
Juuso needs a bath too!
The girls will stay here with me
I'll try to get day shifts
We'll make an agreement,
joint custody
I'll call the factory lawyer,
he'll know what to do
And try to find a bigger apartment
I won't have you camping out
with the girls in a studio apartment
Ilpo, we don't have to decide
anything today
No smoking in here.
The smoking area is by the entrance
It's so filthy and the ashtray
is always full
Don't any of you smoke?
No one ever cleans up there
You shouldn't open these windows.
It disturbs the air-conditioning
Put it out, please.
-My husband is lying there bed-ridden
Henri is in such bad shape
I've stayed up two nights by his bed,
I'm too tired to go outside
I smoke too. Occasionally
My husband hates it
It's silly to smoke in secret
Jarkko used to smoke himself,
but he started jogging and quit
He became a snoop.
He enjoys catching me smoking
Henri smokes Bolivars
What are they building
with such a tall crane?
People jump down from it.
-What people?
Milja...
What a strange pastime
Mrs.Tuokko. Your husband is awake now
I want to go home. Immediately
You had to haul me in here again
Merja couldn't leave until this morning,
but she's on her way over now
We can all leave together.
-She knows her way home
Hey, you. Come here!
I want these tubes off
We're going home.
-What?
Get rid of these damned tubes.
-The doctor has to authorize it
I have a treatment will
They won't even let you die at home.
-Please get the doctor
What day is it?
-Today? It's...
Saturday. You came on Thursday.
-Give me something for the pain
You're already getting a nutrient
solution and buprenorphine for the pain
That's not enough! I want 20 mg
of oxicodone intravenously
I can't change the medication.
-Right away. I'm in pain!
Why did you have to haul me in here?
You had passed out on the floor...
-Why can't you let me die?
Henri. Don't be mad at me anymore...
please
We'll leave as soon as Merja gets here.
-Call her and tell her to get here soon
A patient with pancreatic cancer, receiving
medication for pain. Yes, the pharmacist...
He says he has a treatment will.
He wants us to terminate treatment...
Hannele!
I would like to call my daughter
The number is in my bag.
Could you please get it for me?
The doctor in charge will be here
in five minutes
Dial zero first.
-It's for a mobile phone
In Germany. It needs a country code.
-One moment...
Hello?
-Hi, it's mom. Where are you?
I'm almost there, I had to stop at the
gas station to get something to eat
Dad's awake and he wants
them to terminate treatment
Dad's impatient and wants to get home
I'll be there in fifteen minutes
Tell him we'll all go together.
Maybe he'll calm down
Could you pick up Dad's slippers
on your way? Can you find them?
Yes, I can.
-That's all. B ye
I'm so glad Merja is coming
I can't see where to inject him anymore...
Where is Merja now?
-She said she'd be here soon
Lie down next to me
I picked up your cigars from the
post office. They are still in my bag
I'll smoke one... when we get home
Promise not to let them dry up,
maybe you can offer them to someone
To whom? I'll smoke them myself
They didn't even bother to shave me
I'll do it when we get home
I'm sure Merja will be here
any minute now
If she doesn't make it in time-
don't let her see me like this...
a piss-colored corpse
Good Afternoon
How are we doing here?
Henri wants the tubes taken off.
We are going home
I have a treatment will. It forbids you...
Your condition has improved from
Thursday
I see no reason to terminate treatment.
-Henri can't even eat without that tube
The critical stage has passed
and you should be eating in a few days
I can't walk, I can't sit up or even
lie still without being in pain
I insist you terminate treatment now
Give me 20 mg of oxicodone
Its effect will last for over five hours.
Enough to get me home
You are getting adequate medication
for pain
Try to get some rest and in a week's
time you can walk home from here
Just like the last time
Did you hear that, Henri?
You could walk home in a few days
Henri!
-Risto!
Feeding is not included in your will
God damn it! Let go!
-Please calm down
Should I get the constraints?
-Yes
No constraints!
Do as Henri wishes
If we terminate treatment, he could lose
consciousness and live for a day or two
Is that what you really want?
Do as Henri wishes
Upon the request of the patient and his
family, treatment terminated: 11.31
Merja knows her way home
Help!
Henri?
Henri died
Risto!
That'll be 19,40 marks.
Do you have a bonus card?
Thank you
That'll be 8,40 marks
Anni, hi!
Oh, Juho is sleeping
Are you in a hurry?
Want to stop for a cup of coffee?
Or... I'll drop by
one of these days
I'm a little late from work.
Take care
Are you getting hungry, Juho?
Juho!
You can't throw that
It could break and then Mommy would
have nothing nice for you to eat
Why don't you play for a while?
Mommy will cook you lunch
Have you turned deaf?
I was making lunch for Juho.
-I came to get my stuff
You don't have anything left here
That was loose.
-Can you manage if I wait in the car?
No, I want you to help me carry it.
-Howdy folks
Do I need to take my shoes off?
-We're not staying long
You need longer bolts.
Anyone could break in here
You can't just walk in here like that.
-Who's apartment is it anyhow?
I can call off the lease
anytime I want to
I pay the rent.
-The welfare office pays the rent
Juho! Daddy's little boy...
You said it was a brand new
wide-screen Philips...
Take this little mustard-maker
so he won't get trampled over
It's a fucking Finnlux
The remote control has the sixteen nine
function
Want it or not?
Bring me a bag for the tapes
And a rag, there's dust all over it
This whole apartment is a pigsty.
Don't you ever clean up?
I do.
-It doesn't look like it
How about trying vacuuming or dusting
every once in a while?
Are you getting that rag?
If you take the TV,
I'll call the police
And tell them what? That I sold
Loponen my own TV set?
Annie, you don't need to wipe it.
-Sure as hell she does!
You got it dirty so clean it.
-Me? No, I didn't
So who the fuck did?
Man, why did I fall for
a little cunt like that?
Let's just get out of here
We're not going anywhere
until you clean his TV
Come on, let's go
I'm putting Juho to bed
-What's the big problem here?
Didn't we agree
that I'd pick up the TV?
You withdrew all the child benefits.
-It happens to be a joint account
I have no money left
for the rest of the month
Fuck, that's more than I have
Go to the welfare office.
They might even give something to you
I don't want to go alone...
come with me
It's you who wanted to keep that brat
Don't come crying to me
if you can't deal with it
Hi
I live in the same building...
Help!
Anne, remember me?
Don't shout, Juho is afraid
Anne, let me take Juho...
I'll put him right there,
close to you...
Juho?
-He's right there, close to you
Help!
Help!
Anne walked into the river and I asked
her to come back but she didn't
Let's take off these wet clothes
Kimmo, take off your shirt
We need help here!
Lift up your arms a little...
I didn't bring Daddy's slippers in time.
-How come you came from over there?
Did you miss me already?
-No, I got hungry
Don't lie to me, darling
Darling sounds better than shag
This house has a houseful of lives
A man with pets and a piano set
on which his neighbor play s a duet
And a woman and a child
and an old gray-head
With years of letters left unread
On the window the fair lady
pasted a silent moon
This house has a houseful of lives
A lonesome beauty, a soldier on guard
As red clouds pass by the window afar
the upstairs guy reads a classic part
With brandy the fair lady
butters up her guests
Every body wants to love,
Every body wants to love ...
Harrison and Tuomi
were giving autographs
These normally cost 450 marks,
but they were on sale for 299
Did you jump?
-No
Mom started bitching about it.
Dad would have let me jump
Let's hang out somewhere.
But not our place
They're cleaning the house
The little twit is beating carpets
Hey, feel like going to the square
to watch the Bungy-jumpers?
Kiss my ass!
No way, I can smell it over here!
-You're so dumb!
Doesn't that girl live in the same
tenements as you? Look
Yup. Building B.
Her name is Anne. Or Anni
Last name Kuvaja. In B 11
Or Annelee. Or Annmarie.
Maybe it's just Anni for short
Let's ride past her. Grade her butt.
-No way, moron
Can you see her?
What the hell is she doing?
Is she going to drown herself?
Let's go
Go get some help!
-What?
Wait! Wait!
Anne... Hi
Hey, do you remember me?
Anne, I live in the same building
I'm Kimmo Peltonen
From Section A.
Hey, come over here
Help!
Don't shout. Juho is scared
Anne, let me take Juho
Anne, let me take Juho
I'll take Juho and put him
right there, close to you
Anne, let me take Juho
Wait right where you are
Anne, come here
Santtu!
Santtu!
Have any plans for tonight?
I'm on my way to do the Bungy!
Mikko bet a bottle of Vodka
that I wouldn't have the nerve
I have a bandy game at one o'clock
Then I'll stay and watch
the basketball game
And later tonight?
-Haven't made any plans
I'm having a party tonight.
Feel like coming? Around seven
I wanted to ask you at the Galaxy
last night, but you left so early
I don't mean it's a date or anything
Or in a way, maybe...
Say yes, will you?
Who else have you asked?
-Everybody. Or... all our friends
I was going to grab a few beers with
the guys to open the Fall season
You could do it here
O.K. I'll call if I can't make it
Hi
Santtu!
-I came to return the CDs
Great.
-Can I come in?
I was just leaving for
my uncle's 60th birthday party
Just for a few minutes?
I'm meeting Mikko at the square soon.
I'm going to do the Bungy-jump
I've got a game at one o'clock
Three more points,
and I'll be on top of the score list
Take your shoes off so you
don't mess up the carpet
I'm taking the "miscomprehension
exams" next week
Swedish on Monday, Wednesday
English and German on Friday
You can just leave them over there.
-I remember where I took them from
If I pass,
I'll graduate before Christmas
And then you're off to become a man
I decided to ask for a deferment
I need to study for the business
school exam in the spring
And I could also get a job
at the mill
Doing the same work as last summer
As daddy's little helper
Let me help
I've really missed you
Yesterday you wouldn't even say
hello. - I was going to, really
I was tired and all that smoke
made my eyes hurt
I see
All that smoke made your eyes hurt?
So it wasn't because all your friends
were there?
Eero, could we get together tomorrow?
You didn't drop by
or call for three weeks
I was sure you didn't
want to see me anymore
I do want to see you.
I'm just so wrapped up in the exams
I could see you tonight. I'll be
out of town on a gig all next week
I'm picking up Kaisa from the 11.55 bus.
We'll come here after the party
Kaisa is staying over tonight.
You'd get a chance to meet her
I have plans for tonight
Forget about it, then
Should I leave first?
-Go
I'll count to twenty and sneak out then
Wait!
Dad can't make it to the game
Ilpo Lammi is out sick.
-What?
Dad has to fill in for him
He has to work tomorrow as well.
-Well, what can you do
Wait. I'll walk with you to the store.
- Mikko is waiting for me at the square
I'm doing the jump at ten to twelve
I'm not too pleased about it.
And just because of a stupid bet
It's perfectly safe
That lady's going first, then you.
You have to sign in
Looks like someone's getting cold feet
Not at all.
-Go ahead, admit it
Read that and sign down there
God, what a hangover. I hope I'm
not going to puke when I get up there
And it's not just me. Pate called
to tell he's not going to make it
And I have doubts about Make and Tero
So I'm the only one here
in jumping trim?
We have to win to stay in the lead.
- Of the whimpy hospital team
I got booted from the Galaxy last night
I can't really remember, but I think
they banned me for two months
Serves you right.
You were totally plastered
Did you pass out or what?
-Hey, when did I ever pass out?
That fucking DJ queen started
getting on my nerves
Never plays anything you ask him for.
He needed a good flogging
His name is Eero
Whose? That faggot's?
The DJ's. What did you do to him?
-Do you know that freak?
Yes, I do. What did you do to him?
-I didn't know he was your friend
Tell me! What did you do to him?
I didn't have enough time to do
anything
As far as I remember...
The doormen came over and...
If we're staying for the game, let's go
to the liquor store after we've jumped
Johanna's party tonight is
a "must" with capital M
I'm not jumping!
You can't chicken out now.
In a few minutes it'll be over
Who's next?
-It's his turn!
I fucking knew it. Santeri Korpela
doesn't have the guts!
Then I'll go twice...
And you owe me a bottle of vodka!
Hey, aren't you staying to watch?!
Are you staying late at the party?
-No
I could drop by later
You're absolutely sure now?
-I wouldn't have come if I weren't
I have to ask Kaisa if it's O.K
Wow, a real welcoming committee.
I thought mom was coming
Olli's Birthday party turned into
quite a hassle
So you must be Santeri.
Eero talks about you all the time
Santeri's coming over tonight.
Is it O.K?
Sure. I'll stay home tonight.
-That's not what I meant
I can go home tonight.
-No need to make sacrifices for me
Have a nice night!
Maybe tomorrow would be better.
-Come whenever it's good for you
Esa? Esa!
How's it spelled?
If it's with a C and one A,
it means pig
Like it's pronounced. One K
and two As
Does it have anything to do with
forest industries? Paper refinery?
What?
-"Kaarne". Commonly known as
Team A answers passive.
-I think we'll answer "veltta"
What the hell is "veltta"?
"Kaarne" means "raven"
And "veltta" means "plow",
from "vält" in Swedish
Hey, it's a fact
"Kaarne" is a fucking raven!
-I said it's a fact
What an engineer doesn't know
is not worth knowing
Or what do you say, Pete?
Could you lend me hundred?
I can't make it to the gig otherwise
Ask mommy and daddy
for your allowance
I can't today. My father's having
his 60th birthday party
You already owe me a thou.
-O.K. I'll hitchhike
Maybe I'll make it in time
Don't be childish.
I'll lend you the hundred
You'll pay me back next week
Everything you owe me.
-Sure
Beat them good, twit!
-Go to hell, retard!
Honey, could you set these out
as ashtrays
Leave them over there.
I'll set out the chairs first
The currants give a lousy crop.
So damned many old branches
They need to be pruned.
-You're not pruning them today
What?
-I said you're not pruning them today
Out of shape, young man?
Your face is as red as a pig's ass
No watering holes on the last stage.
-So you made it, after all
The old man's been asking about you.
-Is that Audi yours?
It's Hannu's company car.
-We changed to a new one last week
So the cyber business is booming?
-We just hired two more designers
Sealed a contract with Rautpohja Inc.
Hold, hold, hold!
You didn't bring your girlfriend?
-Which one?
The blonde you brought last winter.
What was her name... Krisse
The violin player
No. That was another little outing
her husband wasn't thrilled about
You have a whole spectacle planned
for the old man?
Even the flag's flying in the pole
The coordinating committee is inside.
-And here sits the church choir
I was expecting you sooner
The reception starts at one but some
guests may come early
Doesn't that leave us a whole hour?
Mom, I'm feeling really thirsty.
- Thirsty. Now is that so?
I've got to get a beer,
or else I won't play a single tune
You can get one from the fridge
Esa, you're playing...
your first set at one thirty
First just a couple of songs
Then a few more every twenty minutes
or so. Leaves time for the speeches
See that Olli doesn't steal the show
Especially when his choir buddies arrive
Raili, what time are they coming?
Wasn't it two thirty?
The factory crowd will be the last
to arrive. At five o'clock
They've booked a sauna at the
factory villa
Your father wants you to play there
I put a list for song requests
on the gift table
Jesus, I'm not a monkey with a juke-box
I'll play what I play and how
Anyway, I have to leave at three thirty.
- You told me you had no plans!
We have a gig in Jyväskylä
Dad's going to be very disappointed
I don't sell the gigs.
I'm taking a shower
Would the old man lend me a shirt?
- He went downstairs to shave
I'll bring you a shirt.
Tell him to hurry up
We also need some time
to get into party gear
Mom, can I see you for a minute?
- I'll set out this cake first
Would you play me the "Nickel Coin"?
It has such a funny chorus
Dad?
Dad?
So how much do you need?
I have a couple of rents due.
We haven't had any gigs for a while
A few thousand. Maybe five
Listen, I put so much money
into the party
I can't spare anything
until the end of the month
Ah, well. Too late by then.
I got an eviction notice
I simply don't have any
When are you going to learn
to stand on your own feet?
And I won't let you spoil dad's party!
Promise me you won't
ask him for money
Yeah, yeah, I promise
Mom.
-Yes?
Your guarding tactics have failed.
Ulla!
Olli has drunk a bottle of wine here.
-Where did he get it from?
One bottle isn't going to break him.
He'll just start singing...
I can't be with you this evening...
O.K. I should start getting along
Good. I've had enough
of you and your wise-cracks
Hannu!
We've been getting rabbits here.
The apple seedlings should be covered
They've nibbled a whole trunk
to pieces
Did you see where Olli went?
He cut through the neighbor's yard
and got a taxi
He's taking his pool coupons
to the store
Fucking, fucking hell!
So much for the party, then
Hannu and I will find him,
whatever it takes
The old man's probably
totally shitfaced by now
Krista! We're heading home!
Hannu, hey. You're coming with me.
I know where to look
Esa, you stay out of this.
You just go on that gig of yours
Hannu will straighten things out.
-I'm just trying to help
Remember what you promised?
- Of course I do
Are you getting off at the bus station?
I'm not leaving
until we find the old man
Although it would be easier
to just let him be
If he wants to get wasted,
who's going to stop him
Always the same old story
Where are you guys heading?
-To try out our luck in the lottery
Could you bring me some trunk covers?
Two brown ones, sixty centimeters
should be enough
I've got money.
- I'll pay for them
It's the best gift I can give Olli.
He already has so much junk
Go put on your suit for the party.
-It's not my party
Light me one too
Don't tell Krista.
I don't really smoke anymore
Watch out!
-What the fuck?!
Shit, you almost crashed!
-Bullshit!
He's had an accident
and you nearly butchered him
His chains had come apart, that's all.
-How could you have seen that?
I've always seen more than you.
-What's that supposed to mean?
Drive to the shore!
A girl's trying to drown herself
We're going to have a baby.
Krista's three months pregnant
So I'm going to be an uncle
The estimated date is March 25.
We're going for an ultrasonic next week
To find out if it's a Gary or a Mary.
-I can't be it's real godfather
But I can be its "favorite friend"
That's a special certificate for those
who don't belong to the Church
We weren't going to bother you
We though we'd announce it
as a surprise present. -I see
I was going to go in on your present,
but I guess it won't work with a kid
I could treat the old man to a Bungy
I got him a pocket watch
Gave it to him when we got there,
said it was from both of us
You owe me four hundred.
-A pocket watch?
A pint of Guinness.
I'll sit over there in the corner
Bullseye. Open the trunk for me
What shape is he in? Is he coming?
-I'll find out
The trunk's unlocked
Where do you think you're going?
The longer he stays,
the harder it is for him to leave
Let me do my part
in saving the family feast
I don't care if he stays there
for the rest of his life
But after all that work, mom deserves to
to have him there in half-decent shape
I don't trust you to get him out
of there
It'll only take me five minutes
Go and get the tree trunks
in the meanwhile
Aren't you tired of baby-sitting him?
-Isn't that what you've been doing?
When I was thirteen I told mom-
that she should throw him out
and get a divorce
Hell, she came this close to doing so.
-I never knew
Yeah, like they ever bothered you with
anything unpleasant
You were busy graduating at the time.
-What are you accusing me of?
Nothing. Lassie is just trying
to save the little scouts
I'll be back in five minutes
Give me the hundred from Kalevi
Is it O.K if I owe you five hundred?
-Fine
Look, it's the artist. Are you
coming or going? -A bit of both
More like going
What are you doing here?
-Playing the pools
A 7 68-mark set up
Four sure bets, one fully secured,
the rest half-secured
Another set up with six secured.
What are you doing here?
I came to wish you a happy birthday,
since you've set up the reception here
I have to get to Jyväskylä for a gig
Did you hear the army fighter?
What causes the bang
when the sound barrier is broken?
Do you hear it only once or is the
barrier broken again and again?
I play popular folk music.
Apart from that-
I'm not really interested
in the physics of sound waves
So what are you interested in?
-Mainly personal stuff
And what does that mean nowadays?
Mostly everyday cash flow problems
How to scramble money for the rent?
Who'd lend me a couple of hundred?
Who should I pay back first?
Should I eat something?
Should I pick up a skirt?
Where can we can we get a gig?
Most acutely, how to conjure up
five thousand by next Tuesday
You couldn't lend it to me?
-You should learn from Hannu
He gets by on his own.
That boy's never been shy of work
You could also have made something
out of yourself
I did become something
Graduated with the best grades.
And I'm a graduate engineer for life
It was your own brilliant idea
to study folk music
It must be great to be able to
just follow any wild whim in life
Another one, please
Doesn't look like you can
make ends meet by playing
I'm happy with my life.
-You sure settle for little
So what's your bank account number?
Savings and Loans 5 7 1322
This is a million-mark round.
If the smaller set up pulls through-
the winnings will go on your account
But they won't be there
until Wednesday
These are exiting times
The only thing you talk about
nowadays is money
There is something else
we need to talk about
I promised mom I'd bring you home.
Whatever it takes
We found your bottle of wine
If you have to get wasted,
you could wait until later tonight
Could you go home
before mom flips out?
There was no bottle of wine
What the hell was it then that we
found hidden in the firewood?
Hannu is about to pull into that yard
You could still get through the party
without making a fool of yourself...
I can't be with you this evening...
God damn it!
-The night keeps calling me away...
You've got a lot of nerve!
-Don't start acting offended
Or do whatever the fuck you like
Go ahead,
a hundred proof pure soda water
I've got stuff behind the bar
to spike it with
Thanks for the gift, lads
A pint of lager and a double whiskey
I would like to perform a special song
on my father's birthday
If no one objects
Especially you yourself.
-It was actually yesterday
This is one of my father's favorites
Since he's a sworn choir singer,
do feel free to join in
Happy sixtieth birthday, Dad
It goes like this:
My coat don't need a mending thread
my soul needs a tender touch instead
you can't hear any poems at the bar
drunken clatter drowns them by far
that face in the mirror cannot be mine
it belongs to those who wine and dine
but one thing gives me solace in need
to know you loved me once indeed
Is mom really as upset as Esa
made her out to be?
Could we stop at the store and
drop off the pool coupons first?
I'd better take you home right away
I'll drop off the coupons later.
-I can drive
I'd never wish to bring you down
What remains when everything's
down to the bone
Is a heart's desire not to be alone
Excellent choice
Anyone driving out to Jyväskylä?
Around 2 p.m.?
Even 4 p.m. would be get me
there in time
Good Morning, Shag
Stop calling me "shag"
or I'll start calling you names too
You probably already do
when you're with your friends
Yeah, names like "girlfriend"
Oh Shag, you're so wonderful
Let me take a leak in peace.
-No, open the door for me
Go to work!
-I have a question for you, Shag
Do you pee standing up or
sitting down? -It depends
I want to watch.
-You're nuts
I've never watched at close range.
-And you won't now, either
If you let me watch,
I'll never call you "shag" again
I can't see anything
if you cover it with your hands
I can't do it if you keep staring
I'll turn on the faucet....
pssshh... psshh...
Let me shake
Thanks, that's enough
I'll call Virve and tell her
I can't make it to work today
No, you won't
There's no skin left on my dick.
-We could grease it
Seriously...
Seriously. I can't
We still have tonight ahead of us
What time should I come for lunch?
-Whenever you want, doll
I refuse to be called "doll".
-It's either doll or shag
Your choice.
-I prefer shag
Anni! Hi!
Oh, Juho is sleeping
Are you in a hurry?
Want to stop for a cup of coffee?
Or... I'll drop by one of these days
I'm a little late from work.
Take care!
Fucking bitch!
Good Morning.
-Fuck you!
Was it a mexicana?
And a regular coke?
You've got a nice crowd here
Your coke.
-Do you know what time it is?
Six past eleven or so.
-I woke you up. What kept you?
A small delay.
Little Willie was up and about
I couldn't just leave him in a bind.
-There you are
... bound to fill you up... yes sirree...
I'll read it back to you
You're late!
Regular firenzee... no caperoos,
olives instead
Riverside special with garlic...
one pan-fried... gotcha, bye...
You were supposed to be here by ten.
I'm deducting an hour off your pay
Riverside Pizza, Erkka...
-Is Laine's order ready?
Riverside Pizza, Erkka.
-Two big quatros and a hawaii
Yessiree... there's a few orders
ahead of you...
... but in half an hour, I reckon...
Yes, can be done...
Girls! No cigarette breaks together
Shit, you're wearing my
favorite blouse!
And my pants.
Did I give you permission?
I wanted to wear them at
the Galaxy tonight!
Sorry. All my clothes were still wet
Hey, you can borrow my black dress.
-I fucking hate you
Now haul your ass off the bench
and get to work!
Virve, I'm so in love
My Shag is so, so wonderful!
Shag?
-Kalle. I call him Shag
I can guess why.
But get moving, now! -Virve
I only got a couple of hours of sleep
last night
I came at least six times
I lost count.
I thought it was at least twenty
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
They could hear you way out in
the square. I didn't sleep a wink
My jaws are a bit stiff...
Have you ever tried...
-If you don't come now I'll slap you
You should give up celibacy, Virve.
It makes you uptight
Yessiree... there's a few orders
ahead of you...
Hold on...
Capone and francescana!
Capone and francescana, Virve!
- The spicy hot and crispy has...
... onion and tomato...
can you hold on...
I'll be darned if you don't
get your ass behind the counter!
I'm not putting up with this much longer!
What?
-Nothing
... yessiree.... you can get it without
chili but that'd be just spicy crispy
... it's the chili that makes it hot...
I'm coming, I'm coming.
You take those before they get cold
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I've heard that before
Have you pressed on a panic button?
Seriously, baby relax
Jesus Christ, look at your neck!
You should see the Shag's neck
Bloody cow! It's your fault
they're standing there cold
Why are you so bugged out?
Bugged out! Girl, look at
the mess you've caused
Haul your ass to work in time
You know how hectic it gets here
I know what's really bugging you
Is that the plague on your neck?
You can't serve customers-
looking like that.
Cover it up, girl
Riverside... Damn!...
No sir, not you...
Wow, Leena did the Bungy too
I thought the rope went around
the ankle, not the neck
If you've finished up, gentlemen,
get lost. Thanks for coming
So?
- When can you pay me back?
I'll get my check next week.
-It'll all go to your phone bill
It's not some fuckass state benefits
It's union compensation, I've got
three hundred days of it left
I can't lend money to a friend
If you don't pay up, I'll kick your ass,
and who will I drink with then?
Ask your wife, she gets child benefits.
-They're already gone
I know. You can have my TV set
for two thousand marks
A brand new wide-screen Philips.
Twenty-nine inch digital...
Can I have this in a doggy bag?
We're out of foil and I won't waste
a box on that scrap
Just finish it up
Enjoy!
-Thank you, Good B ye!
I have a man for you
B ye, chicks
Fuck off!
You need a man.
I'll set you up for tonight
I don't want your old shags
Erkka is not my old shag
Erkka! You have a date tonight
No, I don't. I should know.
-With Virve
She won't go out with me.
-Yes, she will
She won't go,
I asked her once
I don't believe you. When?
New Year's.
-That was almost a year ago
She was seeing someone then.
Mourning is over now
She won't go out with me.
-Sure she will
She likes you. You have a great body
and you're so reliable
She always calls you a sweetheart
You're so special,
oh so special...
You fucking bimbo,
did you say something to him?
It's all set. Poor Erkka is
head over heels in love with you
He's our boss.
I'm not going out with him
Of course you are. I've seen you
staring at his ass a hundred times
Thank you. B ye!
The fact that you're a pervert
doesn't make me one too
What's perverted about staring at
a man's ass? Erkka's ass is so cute
A bit small for my taste,
but just perfect for you
You should have seen him blush when
I told him you think he's a sweetheart
You fucking bitch!
Any special requests for the date?
-Well...
She doesn't want to go out.
-I told you so
But if you cook her something nice,
she'll come for dinner
Liar!
What's wrong?
-I sprained my wrist
Get the phone!
Get it, now!
Riverside Pizza, Leena.
Can you hold on...
Use this as an ice-bag
and go to the locker room
Riverside Pizza Heaven, Leena...
Yessiree... there's a few orders...
Got it. Thank you. B ye
You're better at making the crust
I'll look after the customers
You'll make the pizzas.
-Yeah, but what did he say?
Who?
-Erkka
You have a date tonight
He'll make you dinner, if he can.
He had a small accident
What accident?
-He sprained his wrist somehow
Someone should bandage it,
but not me
Go ahead, check that it isn't broken
I'll hold all phone orders
until things have calmed down
Enjoy!
Jesus, Tavinen.
Already drunk at this hour
I wouldn't serve you even
non-alcoholic beer
I haven't had a drop to drink today
Look in the mirror,
your eyes are glaring
I did the Bungy! Can you imagine?
And I've always been afraid of heights!
-Bullshit. You're drunk
No, really. I jumped.
-Right. What can I get you?
Can I take a look?
I don't think it's broken
I was a gymnast for almost ten years
It was just one sprain after the other
What the hell...?
38,5 centigrade. If you're not better
by Monday, you should see a doctor
Hi, it's me. I'm running a fever,
so I left work early
Should I pick something up at the store?
Anyway, I'll see you soon
Good Afternoon.
-Good afternoon, sir
Here are your flowers. They should
be unwrapped within half an hour
Roosa, I wanna come up there.
-You can't come!
Daddy, Roosa's teasing me!
She won't let me climb on the roof
Roosa, hey!
Come down right away
Think of something else to play.
Where's mommy?
Inside with uncle whatshisname.
-Uncle who?
Uncle Dick
Your turn to be horsey
Girls, come here.
I have a surprise for you
What surprise?
-I'll tell you in the car
Let me down.
-There you go
Can you girls guess where we're going?
-Daddy, I need to pee
Can you hang in there for a while?
-Yup
First we'll fill up and get candy
at the gas station
Then we're driving out to Kuopio
to spend the night at Aunt Rillu's
Yeah! Kuopio-oh! Kuopio-oh!
Why isn't mommy coming with us?
-This way we can surprise her
We'll call her when we get there
and ask what she wants to do
Girls, can you sing Daddy a song?
I'm hunting for a lion
I'm hunting for a lion
I think I'll catch a big one
I'm not afraid at all
I'm not afraid at all
Out there I see - a river
Daddy! I want Juuso to come too!
Juuso is keeping Mommy company
We're not turning back for him
Mommy will bring Juuso in the evening
Juuso has to come too!
We're not getting him, damn it!
Miisa, Daddy's really sorry.
It was silly of me to yell
Girls, we're going home
We're not going to Kuopio?
-No, not today
I wanna go to Kuopio.
Yuck, it smells in here
Did you wet your pants, Miisa?
It was just an accident,
Daddy's fault
I'm hunting for a lion
I'm hunting for a lion
I think I'll catch a big one
I think I'll catch a big one
I'm not afraid at all
I'm not afraid at all
Out there I see - a river
A wet and thick river
It can't be crossed over
It can't be crossed under
It can't be crossed around
You must cross through
Daddy, are we getting candy anyhow?
-Yes, but we'll take care of Miisa first
Feel like playing outside, Roosa?
-No, I wanna come inside
You could stay outside, you know.
-I'm coming inside too
O.K So you're coming inside
Feel like taking a bath, girls?
-In the middle of the day?
Who says you can't take a bath
in the middle of the day?
Roosa, you can undress downstairs.
-What are you doing home so early?
I'm running a fever.
-Mom, I accidentally wet my pants
I didn't think you'd do it on purpose
Tell Uncle Dick not to run away.
I want to see him
I'll put the girls in the bath
Roosa, turn on the faucet
if you need more hot water
Call me when you've had enough.
There's no rush
Daddy, what was that bang?
An airplane.
-Did it explode?
No, it didn't
It was just the tailpipe
I'm not a violent man.
-What?
I'm not a violent man.
-Neither am I
I just want to see what the man
who is fucking my wife looks like
So now you did
Get the hell out of here
Are you leaving too?
-I'll just walk him to the door
I'm sure he knows where it is
You left the girls
out in the yard alone
They always play there by themselves
Roosa was sitting on the roof
and Miisa nagging to get up there
What if something had happened?
The door was locked
And apparently this wasn't
the first time
I'm going to check on the girls
Get rid of these sheets!
-Don't. We weren't in there!
Where then? The girls' room?
-On the floor. On the guest mattress
Where is it?
-Rolled up in the closet
Which closet?
Get rid of it!
-What are you doing?
Get rid of it!
I'm sorry I hurt you.
I'm so sorry
Put them in lukewarm water.
So they don't wilt
Your mom is a lousy liar.
Or maybe she didn't even try
I knew you had guessed
Whenever the girls and I called
and asked for you-
she told us to try your cell phone
Ilpo, it just happened somehow
I was going to tell you today.
I promised Markku
That's why he came by
How long has it been going on?
For a while
Six months
Why didn't you ask straight out
if you knew it?
I wish we weren't married
Are you going to move in with him?
Markku has suggested it.
But I haven't made any decisions yet
Where does he live?
-Markku?
In Vaasa
Have you stayed nights there
during the week?
For the past couple of months
What's his apartment like?
-A small studio
Are you sure about him?
What do you mean?
That he'll get along with the girls.
-I don't know
You'd better ask him. Maybe he's
only interested in fucking you
I love him and he loves me
And he tells it to me.
You never speak to me at all
Did you ever even love me?
It's better for all of us
if you move out right away
Miisa, look who Daddy brought
Juuso needs a bath too!
The girls will stay here with me
I'll try to get day shifts
We'll make an agreement,
joint custody
I'll call the factory lawyer,
he'll know what to do
And try to find a bigger apartment
I won't have you camping out
with the girls in a studio apartment
Ilpo, we don't have to decide
anything today
No smoking in here.
The smoking area is by the entrance
It's so filthy and the ashtray
is always full
Don't any of you smoke?
No one ever cleans up there
You shouldn't open these windows.
It disturbs the air-conditioning
Put it out, please.
-My husband is lying there bed-ridden
Henri is in such bad shape
I've stayed up two nights by his bed,
I'm too tired to go outside
I smoke too. Occasionally
My husband hates it
It's silly to smoke in secret
Jarkko used to smoke himself,
but he started jogging and quit
He became a snoop.
He enjoys catching me smoking
Henri smokes Bolivars
What are they building
with such a tall crane?
People jump down from it.
-What people?
Milja...
What a strange pastime
Mrs.Tuokko. Your husband is awake now
I want to go home. Immediately
You had to haul me in here again
Merja couldn't leave until this morning,
but she's on her way over now
We can all leave together.
-She knows her way home
Hey, you. Come here!
I want these tubes off
We're going home.
-What?
Get rid of these damned tubes.
-The doctor has to authorize it
I have a treatment will
They won't even let you die at home.
-Please get the doctor
What day is it?
-Today? It's...
Saturday. You came on Thursday.
-Give me something for the pain
You're already getting a nutrient
solution and buprenorphine for the pain
That's not enough! I want 20 mg
of oxicodone intravenously
I can't change the medication.
-Right away. I'm in pain!
Why did you have to haul me in here?
You had passed out on the floor...
-Why can't you let me die?
Henri. Don't be mad at me anymore...
please
We'll leave as soon as Merja gets here.
-Call her and tell her to get here soon
A patient with pancreatic cancer, receiving
medication for pain. Yes, the pharmacist...
He says he has a treatment will.
He wants us to terminate treatment...
Hannele!
I would like to call my daughter
The number is in my bag.
Could you please get it for me?
The doctor in charge will be here
in five minutes
Dial zero first.
-It's for a mobile phone
In Germany. It needs a country code.
-One moment...
Hello?
-Hi, it's mom. Where are you?
I'm almost there, I had to stop at the
gas station to get something to eat
Dad's awake and he wants
them to terminate treatment
Dad's impatient and wants to get home
I'll be there in fifteen minutes
Tell him we'll all go together.
Maybe he'll calm down
Could you pick up Dad's slippers
on your way? Can you find them?
Yes, I can.
-That's all. B ye
I'm so glad Merja is coming
I can't see where to inject him anymore...
Where is Merja now?
-She said she'd be here soon
Lie down next to me
I picked up your cigars from the
post office. They are still in my bag
I'll smoke one... when we get home
Promise not to let them dry up,
maybe you can offer them to someone
To whom? I'll smoke them myself
They didn't even bother to shave me
I'll do it when we get home
I'm sure Merja will be here
any minute now
If she doesn't make it in time-
don't let her see me like this...
a piss-colored corpse
Good Afternoon
How are we doing here?
Henri wants the tubes taken off.
We are going home
I have a treatment will. It forbids you...
Your condition has improved from
Thursday
I see no reason to terminate treatment.
-Henri can't even eat without that tube
The critical stage has passed
and you should be eating in a few days
I can't walk, I can't sit up or even
lie still without being in pain
I insist you terminate treatment now
Give me 20 mg of oxicodone
Its effect will last for over five hours.
Enough to get me home
You are getting adequate medication
for pain
Try to get some rest and in a week's
time you can walk home from here
Just like the last time
Did you hear that, Henri?
You could walk home in a few days
Henri!
-Risto!
Feeding is not included in your will
God damn it! Let go!
-Please calm down
Should I get the constraints?
-Yes
No constraints!
Do as Henri wishes
If we terminate treatment, he could lose
consciousness and live for a day or two
Is that what you really want?
Do as Henri wishes
Upon the request of the patient and his
family, treatment terminated: 11.31
Merja knows her way home
Help!
Henri?
Henri died
Risto!
That'll be 19,40 marks.
Do you have a bonus card?
Thank you
That'll be 8,40 marks
Anni, hi!
Oh, Juho is sleeping
Are you in a hurry?
Want to stop for a cup of coffee?
Or... I'll drop by
one of these days
I'm a little late from work.
Take care
Are you getting hungry, Juho?
Juho!
You can't throw that
It could break and then Mommy would
have nothing nice for you to eat
Why don't you play for a while?
Mommy will cook you lunch
Have you turned deaf?
I was making lunch for Juho.
-I came to get my stuff
You don't have anything left here
That was loose.
-Can you manage if I wait in the car?
No, I want you to help me carry it.
-Howdy folks
Do I need to take my shoes off?
-We're not staying long
You need longer bolts.
Anyone could break in here
You can't just walk in here like that.
-Who's apartment is it anyhow?
I can call off the lease
anytime I want to
I pay the rent.
-The welfare office pays the rent
Juho! Daddy's little boy...
You said it was a brand new
wide-screen Philips...
Take this little mustard-maker
so he won't get trampled over
It's a fucking Finnlux
The remote control has the sixteen nine
function
Want it or not?
Bring me a bag for the tapes
And a rag, there's dust all over it
This whole apartment is a pigsty.
Don't you ever clean up?
I do.
-It doesn't look like it
How about trying vacuuming or dusting
every once in a while?
Are you getting that rag?
If you take the TV,
I'll call the police
And tell them what? That I sold
Loponen my own TV set?
Annie, you don't need to wipe it.
-Sure as hell she does!
You got it dirty so clean it.
-Me? No, I didn't
So who the fuck did?
Man, why did I fall for
a little cunt like that?
Let's just get out of here
We're not going anywhere
until you clean his TV
Come on, let's go
I'm putting Juho to bed
-What's the big problem here?
Didn't we agree
that I'd pick up the TV?
You withdrew all the child benefits.
-It happens to be a joint account
I have no money left
for the rest of the month
Fuck, that's more than I have
Go to the welfare office.
They might even give something to you
I don't want to go alone...
come with me
It's you who wanted to keep that brat
Don't come crying to me
if you can't deal with it
Hi
I live in the same building...
Help!
Anne, remember me?
Don't shout, Juho is afraid
Anne, let me take Juho...
I'll put him right there,
close to you...
Juho?
-He's right there, close to you
Help!
Help!
Anne walked into the river and I asked
her to come back but she didn't
Let's take off these wet clothes
Kimmo, take off your shirt
We need help here!
Lift up your arms a little...
I didn't bring Daddy's slippers in time.
-How come you came from over there?
Did you miss me already?
-No, I got hungry
Don't lie to me, darling
Darling sounds better than shag
This house has a houseful of lives
A man with pets and a piano set
on which his neighbor play s a duet
And a woman and a child
and an old gray-head
With years of letters left unread
On the window the fair lady
pasted a silent moon
This house has a houseful of lives
A lonesome beauty, a soldier on guard
As red clouds pass by the window afar
the upstairs guy reads a classic part
With brandy the fair lady
butters up her guests
Every body wants to love,
Every body wants to love ...